God Awful Movies - 429: Quigley

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

This week, we have GAM all-stars Marsh and Cecil for a review of Quigley, starring a team of thespian pomeranians. Gary Busey is also in it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

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Well, today we're going to talk about direct to video favorite quickly, not to be confused with quickly down under. It's quickly and it's the story of Gary Busy playing a dog in in a movie and they chose the dog for most of the scenes because it delivered its lines better than he did. So much better. This dog is so the movie. Oh yeah, all of my notes, you'll see all the white hair. I'm like, I love it. He is going to be so delighted by all of this. And every given most of my notes are like, squeeeeee. The best. And Marsh, how bad was this movie? Well, if you loved, it's a wonderful life. But you really wish the Jimmy Stewart role was played by a coax up

a orangutan in a beatie, Sam Collar and a Boris Johnson wig. You blow this movie. He did my imports. Perfect description. He's amazing in it too. Not as good as the dog though. All right. Is there anything y'all like to nominate this one for being the best at being the worst at? I think I'm going to go with set to sign. Especially in like the office sections, it feels like it feels like pirates rated a peer one and took what they could carry. Like that's genuinely what it looks like. It looks like it look like the fucking British museum. It's like they stole everything and they just put it in one room and they won't let anybody see it anymore. That's what it looked like. Gary

Bucy's desk is nonsense. His whole office. I'm sure that's what you're talking about. Mostly. We'll get that. Absolutely. We will get Ramsay's the second in the background. Yeah. There was an amazing piece of IMDB trivia that we'll get to when we get there. Because I can't wait. I can't wait. Beautiful. All right. I was going to go with best worst mystery genre for the movie. So, okay, fun game as we go along. Is this movie a wacky family comedy or very niche fetish porn? The latter. Or both. Yeah, it's the latter.

We try to figure it out. Yeah, it's the latter. Oh, it's the latter. That was absolutely, yeah, I'm the same. My best worst, absolutely was the best worst flimsy excuse for puppy play, kink porn. The way through. It's pretty clear that Gary Beauty really wanted to be wearing that dog collar and being on his knees and being led down the street on a leash, but he didn't have a legitimate reason to

do so up until now. I love it. Both of you, you're not so mostly like, it's, it's, it's porn. It's Fetch Morn, it's Fetch Morn. There's so many points in the movie where you look, you look at, you're like, come on, man, you, this isn't even barely disguised anymore. No, you know what you'll do. Yeah, completely.

It became so overt. The director, William something, something very clearly people were like, all right, man, come on. And he just kept leaning, leaning and leaning, but Gary, you see loved it. So they want to start. Yeah, it was very much the, the Tarantino's feet, the, the exact Bucy loved it. So they want to start. Yeah, it was very much the the Tarantino's feet, the, the exact very much the public. Exactly. There was a dog paw and somebody's mouth and they were pouring wine down it like

it's 100%. Gary Bucy is Oomathurman's feet. That's what I always say. Yeah. So I think we're going to take quick break and then we'll be back to tell you all about Quigley Gary come on in Gary Bucy. It is an honor to shake your hand. Hey guy. Oh, hey. Oh, you're doing like like you're slapping me five or hey look like a low five you're slapping me like and again and again and again. Okay, yep, got it. Okay, so like we're really excited about the project. We are thinking lots of comedy, high jinks, you know, with the dog stuff. Yeah, and a Christian message at the end. What under your couch?

What? Well, sorry. What is that? It's all the way under. What are you doing? You know what? I don't think he knows that we're like in a meeting right now, or that we're even doing a movie, right? Is that a ball? Yeah, but like he's also kind of doing the movie right now though.

Yeah, it's a ball. It's a ball. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. Okay. I mean, we could we could just film and do in his regular life and not pay him. Huh? Can't we get it? So close. Okay. So close. So I guess we just like grab some lunch and come back with cameras. Yeah, it seems like he's going to be there for a while, show. Yeah, okay, sounds good. Hey, buddy, we'll be right back, all right? Where are we going?

Where, where? Lunch. Nice. All right, you guys ready to do the ads? I thought you like wrote the ads. Yeah, I mean, he just says he writes all the ads. So, so he didn't write this one. No, he actually did write this one. I just, I just want to clarify. He writes most of them. Wait, wait, why, why do you write the ads when he's not on the show this week? Yeah, that's weird, man. I don't know. He just said it's really important

that I write the ads. Go ahead and do them. So, um, you guys got to script. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right here. All right. We are rolling. Hey, Cecil, what you think about? Yeah, that's, uh, that's what happens when Eli writes things. Uh, we're still rolling. He's probably saying what you're thinking about. I think he's saying think thinking. I want to show whether the guy was a thing about what he was deliberately doing it. I had to go and just read it as well as, okay, I'm gonna say what you're thinking about. Okay, sounds good. Oh, hey, so you still, what you're thinking about? Oh, hey, Marsh.

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image that you'll slowly zoom in on, which is just as good as animation. It's a Ken Burns PowerPoint that they did. They did the Ken Burns PowerPoint effect on every slide. And yeah, light set it for it. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if like one bounced onto the screen with a paper clip next to it. That's what it looks like. Yeah.

I mean, that's thinking outside of the box to be like, we don't have the money for animation. What if we just move the camera in a little bit? That moves it sort of. Yeah. Also, the story that these images are showing us, is this a dog like slowly taking the journey to go and drown itself in a river? Because it did feel like that's what the dog was doing. The dog looked mad at the movie already. Like, it's as if the dog was seeing the credits he was in and he's like, I'm getting played by fucking Gary Bucy. Yeah.

Okay. Let's get a kill itself in protest. Yeah, 100%. All right. So then they finally get the live action movie started and it's Gary Bucy pulling up to his office building in a Porsche. He is an evil rich guy. And his suit is, I don't know if anybody remembers this.

I'm an old man, but Michael Jordan used to wear these really oversized suits all the time. And his suit is so big. He actually has trouble getting out of the Porsche because of the giant suit. I feel like the wind caught him and he like tacked and jibed his way out. You finally made it. Yeah, man. Yeah, he's regretting borrowing his clothes from David burn of talking heads. So you get out of the car. He looks over and there's a dog just proudly standing next to a giant ship.

Dog just done and the dog's making heart. I can't. You see.C. is evil. So of course he hates dogs and he tries to like go kill the dog at this moment. But he like sneaks up on it. Like he's trying to sneak up on it and he's kind of like got a bow-legged sort of sneak and it feels like it needs that music that done done done done done done. But it's Gary B.C. that like Gary Busey as a ninja like it's so fun. But yeah, so we tried to sneak up on the dog and then he slips and falls

on the shit giant pratfall. Yeah, so fun from I was like, I love this movie now. Yeah, really fast. But he's running, he's running, he knows the dog shit, he can see the dog shit. That's why he's chasing the dog, I think. So like he's got every opportunity in the world to avoid the dog shit and yet he still stands in it, which feels like a choice. That is the thing he wanted to be doing. It's the first hint. One of many choices.

Thank you, Marsh. Let's start the game right there. Yeah, one right on the first set of one. One to take a fetish. Yeah, exactly. And if this would happen in real life, he's got a big streak of docks. It down the back of his suit from the way he lands. And I wanted the rest of the scenes to play out with that like very visible streak of turd down his back.

I feel like he wanted that too. And they were like, no. And there's no way this suit, the size of this suit doesn't cover the entire island that he landed on. So he 100% has his back in there. There should have been like a parachute in scene at some point to put a word that in. Hang gliding in the suit as he falls down. Yeah. So it's like Captain Planner. Yeah.

Just to establish his evil character a little more, he's like, hey, my second and command guy, also, by the way, that's played by Curtis Armstrong, Booger. Booger, Bradley from on the mean guitar. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So he's the number two and Busey's like, I want everybody who owns a dog in the company executed or at least fired for owning a dog. He has a lot of people with a dog. And that feels like a deviation from the script on Busey's part, right? There's no way that was originally in the script. He was meant to just say fired.

And then he corrects himself to fire, and then they're like, ah, fuck it, we'll keep it. Like, every take we've got of Gary Busey, this is the best we could get. You don't wanna see what we had to leave in the cooking room. What a lovable scam to have Busey. He wants to kill everybody. Isn't that adorable?

He has head trauma. He has a lot. Yeah, he had a motorcycle accident in 1988 and just like smashed his head really bad. Yeah, that happened in real life. Yeah. It feels genuinely like exploitative when you watch this. It feels like he's probably just working for the craft cart

and they didn't tell him or something. Like it genuinely feels crazy. Okay, question. Does he know for sure that he's in a movie? Do we know that he knows it's not clear? I think to this day Gary Bucy still believes up for that period of time he was a dog. That tracks with everything in the movie. That's the word with Deary. So yeah, they go inside into the office and we get another thing with Gary Bucy trying to do his lines. You get to watch him like visibly try really hard

to say business e computer e stuff here. Yeah. But it's very difficult for him. This is a 2003 movie and he comes up with, I want to play my virtual reality Heady Rom for you. As he's talking to the first time, I'm starting to do a walk and talk. Yeah. So that's going to be the McGuffin sort of the movie, this interactive CD Rom and Carter thing, whatever, it's, it's nothing. But that's going to be sort of a big deal as an object. So they go into his office and this is where we get the best worst set design.

Absolutely. Part one. His office is insane. Yeah. His office takes place somewhere in the near future, uh, from the, from the deco. It's, it's the set. So I've written in the North Hills set choice in saying he, his office includes a very large shaving mirror on his desk. Yes. Two weird twisted necklamps with what look like the feet of birds. Yes.

Correct. And then at least two eight foot tall statues of Egyptian, I think servants. Sure. Sure. And then a four-foot tall golden coffee machine ship like a shiny wide-cock of balls. And I wrote, there is no way this wasn't filmed in Gary Busy's actual office. 100%. And this is where my own I&DB thing came up. I went to the I&DB trivia trivia and according to the DVD extras, Gary Busy helped decorate some of the sets. I think I know which yes. Yes.

A hundred percent. He just went and got the pyramid of geese and stuff from Pier one, brought it in. They just loaded it right on a truck for him. I mean, I you're not kidding. When you say they're like nine foot tall statues in the middle of his office. It's crazy. It makes no sense. It's like Gary Busey had to name evil desk stuff in like a lightning round of like family

food or something. It's madness. He definitely did that. And it's definitely stuff from his real life. Yeah. So really quick, we get to see him hide his secret like GameCube disc CD rom thing of evil business, whatever. He hides it somewhere in the office.

So now, you see, gets back in his Porsche and he pops in a burned CD. I'm assuming like a copy of the evil McGuffin and he's listening to his own speech about making the company extra evil while he takes a vacation or something like that. Yeah. The Q3 financial report is his jam apparently. Yeah. That's what he did. He wrote that.

This is like listening to your own podcast that full volume with the music, the windows down. Like it's so fucking cringe. It is so cringe. Yeah, just like three extra people to listening figures. I thought that guy I'd roll fast. He listened to a bit. We can stick that on the other text.

Tell the other. I can tell hello fresh. I got another one for. Just bop in my head to God off the movies. I looked over at the light. I revved the engine and my 2000 Subaru. It breaks down. Yeah. I'm pretty sure legally the only time that Gary Bucy is allowed behind the wheel of a car

is one of the filming. There's no other time. He's not. He starts weaving all over the road in this scene. But like, we can't be sure that that was in the script, or whether that was just Gary but not clear. Actually, I'd say clear it was Gary Busy. If I had to close course 100%. There's no one near.

Okay, but the swerve itself was pretty great. So a dog, a beautiful, adorable, pomegranate and runs into the middle of the road and just sits down in like on the double yellow, such a good dog. This actor dog, amazing. And then you see swirves to avoid the dog and he crashes and I was just again, very, very happy with everything was happening. The crash feels like somebody was standing behind another person who had a cardboard cut out of the door and

then they kind of just moved it a little and ran to the ground. That's what it looked like to me. It 100% did not look like it was bad. It was very genuinely like it's like, it's the PowerPoint of crashes. Of car crashes is what it is. Yeah, they couldn't afford the cockroach. So they just had a picture that you just moved slightly in front of the fake animation. The thing is right right, this,

even in the world of this film, this still makes no sense because the one thing, the one thing we've established about, well, two things we've established about Gary Busy's character is one, he's incredibly mean and ruthless and two, he hates dogs. So why would he even swerve to avoid hitting the dog, given those the only two character points you've given us? But this is such a bad he written. He's a filmmaker. They already got it wrong. Yeah. The only way this is any more adorable is if the palm reigning is like pushing an apple cart across the streets. It's so fun. I can't deal with it. It's so cute throughout. Okay. That's all I is so cute. So we've got a little tiny face and a giant mane around it. It's so adorable. He's face.

We should not think about the fact that this film would mid 20 years ago and that dog's no longer around. We shouldn't think about the world. Hey, hey, hey, Morgan. Yes, he is still around. Change March saying to yes, he's going. Yes, he's making a film in a farm upstate. Thank you.

We found there you go. Use that. Okay. So apparently, Bucy died, also went to a form of state. And if they went straight to credits, it's like the greatest short film. Exactly. Yes, right. Oh, yeah.

But sadly, no, the movie continues. And we see four angels in robes. And presumably, Bucy is in heaven or purgatory. Yeah. And there's a couch. So here's heaven's, guys, I want to describe heaven or purgatory. Yeah, and there's a couch. So here's heaven's, guys, I want to describe heaven's waiting room for you. It is a plane room with a couch with like, it looks like a sheet thrown over it. So like it, it's like when you go visit your buddy at the frat house and they're trying

to cover the com stains on the couch so they throw like a nasty old sheet on top. Like that for heaven. And then someone was walking by and they accidentally tripped and dropped a cornucopia full of fake like fruit and it's sitting on the ground with like a couple of breath. I literally could not parse this scene. I don't know what is happening. It's so weird. Mars looked at the trivia.

It's amazing. It's so great. Okay. Good. I can't wait to hear this. So you're talking about the couch, but I actually think on the couch thing though, it's not that they put the cover of it. So you don't see the stains on the couch.

It's they put the cover on so you don't get the stains from Gary Beauty. It's the other way around. Absolutely. The cover is protected. It's the other way around. Okay. Point taken. Yeah.

In the IMDV trivia, this absolutely gem, which I will have to quote in full. Gary Beauty threw a fit on set because the set of heaven didn't look like the real heaven which Busey claims to have seen after almost dying in a motorcycle accident in 1988. His fit became a fist fight when another actor who also claimed to have seen the real heaven to succeed in Busey to script him and had to shut down the filming for the day. And he said, I guess court copia fifth right? And they fought on set. I guess I have it. No, I saw heaven. No, my heaven is different than your heaven. But given that we know Gary Bucy also held deckuit the sets, it feels to me that what we saw on screen is after Gary Bucy fixed it to the real heaven, right? So he's added the

conocopia and the couch covered in a white blanket and presumably the full ethnically diverse, very muffled gossipy angels who are judging over. Yeah, we're wearing table skirts. Yeah. That was his vision, the exact wording of him describing all that, probably very problematic, but there you have it. Okay. So this heaven scene, can we put another tick and fetish at this point or no? Are we holding off? Uh, I'm willing. Wait, what specifically are you given at the fetish tick for for the come, the come

couch? I mean, the whole thing, I mean, come on, the whole thing, the couch, the come covered couch underneath the thing and then you got the people in there. Okay. The come couch where they were like, we don't want Gary Bucy touching our Comcatch. It's a nice Comcatch. Yeah. Please don't ruin our casting catch.

Yeah. I'm selling the good name of his cast. Absolutely. Given it a point for that, that's two. Okay, I'll put it on now and I'm putting it on board. All right, that's two. Okay, so he's in heaven and the angels are gonna like make a deal with him and first they hoof the

Pomeranian From that road into heaven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, did they kill that fucking dog? The cannon of the movie that's insane. No, it's I think it's a farm somewhere. It's not okay But they didn't even need to do that all they're doing is is like saying, okay, what we're going to do is send you back to earth as a dog to teach you a lesson because you're mostly, you know, you're, you're just an evil billionaire guy, but we're going to give you a shot. You're a dog now going back to earth and your name is quickly. They could have just said that, but they had to kill a dog to just have it next to him and show it to him. And that's it. Right. But I think that's because this dog was just have it next to him and show it to him. And that's it.

Right. But I think that's because this dog was also in heaven. So I wanted the angels to start like picking apart the dog's life as well. But was he a good boy? Was he? Okay. All dogs are going to have in March. Unbelievable.

So they decide, okay, we're proofing you back to earth. You're quickly the Pomeranian. And we're going to give you a guardian angel. His name is going to be Sweeney. And guardian angel Sweeney is going to oversee this whole thing. Sweeney is the only one who can see him as Gary Bucy. Everybody else sees him as quickly the Pomeranian. So right. Poof back to earth. The thing is, I want to know what the other, if the other side of the equation happened, and if therefore the dog had to stay in heaven as Gary Bucy. If anybody in heaven would even notice if that was true.

Okay. That dog is shit, not a lot more stuff than it usually does. Okay. So this is weird. I love the idea of a purgatory where everybody gets one more shot as Gary Bucy honor. I think that explains a lot about the universe in real reality. Okay, so he's moved back to earth and Sweeney's down there with him and Sweeney says, okay, God and the angels gave you two assignments, go to it. Did they? They didn't. No, they definitely didn't. They forgot

to tell them what the assignment was. Did the movie just forget? Yes, 100%. Okay. Yeah, they were, they, so they were arguing while he's on the couch. And the whole time he's, he's, they're still arguing and he's telling him the outcome of an argument that's happening now. So I have no idea what was happening in that entire scene. I'm like genuinely, they, they, I feel like it was like all improv. I was expecting Michael Scott to kick the door open as a D. A. To a little Michael Scott, absolutely. No idea. I don't think the movie catches up with this either. I think it is like we forgot whatever. Well, I have to write around it. So from

there, we cut to I'm going to say the best cut in all of cinematic history. I'm watching Gary Bucy being walked down the street on a leash with a spiked collar Daring my job. Yeah, add two points that this is not all the way. This is an absolute absolutely And also just to be clear this movie is called quickly It has another name in different markets and the other name of this movie is Daddy Dog Day. Yeah That's could not be clear and it made sense because I thought okay, I think this movie's got like one name for when it was sold above the store counter in the mental store And it's second name for exactly the same movie but just sold under the counter in the same store

You had to walk through the beads in the back to get the sack away. Happy If you don't get it from under, you kind of ruins it for you, you know, still like they have both the same. It's also called an angelic tail, which fits for the under the counter, too, I guess. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. It's T. A. I. Oh, it's T. A. I. L. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Cause we're a play. Sure. Some good work. Absolutely. Also a dog tail. Yeah. also a dog tail. Yeah. So Gary Bucy getting walked down the street and then as quickly, but also as Gary Bucy for a second, we see him getting like your scritches from a random lady. That's another fetish check.

I'll put that in. Yeah, add two more points for that. What do we get? Two more? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yep. Okay. I mean, it is also a family comedy. Give him like a couple of points for that. Like it's done that, but it's definitely fetishes winning for sure. Yeah. And he's like, Swini's like, pinch his ears. He really loves it when you pinch his ears. And this girl is like a hundred percent into this dog like, wabah, wabah, wabah, and

I was like, I would have loved it if they would have been able to do a split screen with somebody just rubbing Gary Busey's face in the mirror. Like that would have been amazing. Like that's you're missing, I mean, this is supposed to be comedy. You're missing an amazing comedic opportunity just to be just fucking tweaking his cheeks and slapping his face in the middle of that fucking mirror.

Instead, they're just rubbing a dog's face. So you have to pretend. I watch that all the time. That's like ASMR right there with Lucy making noises. Yeah, again, I am almost certain those scenes would have been filmed, but just would have been unusable for what Gary Duce was doing. Like what we get on the screen is all the stuff that was usable from Gary Ducey from this film shot.

Film set for sure. Yeah, no, I think you're right. You're right. All right, so, Swini gives him more instructions here. He's like, hey, don't forget, you got to complete your two tasks from the angels. And Busey seems to be like aware that the movie fuck up. He's like, I don't know what those are. I think you forgot to tell me in the movie.

Yeah. Also, I'm a dog. How do you complete tasks? What are you talking about? So, he's like, all right, good luck. Poof. And quickly goes down his own. But there is so much sexual tension between Gary Busy

and Sweeney in this that I thought, is the second task to come out? Is that what happened? The last thing we have happened in here. Well, you've lived, you've been in denial for yourself for so long, but just be human, it's fine. People will love you, it's fine.

So then really quick, we cut to quickly just scampering around in the office building, which is delightful to watch. It's pretty long and I enjoyed this a lot. Point being Quigley somehow gets locked inside the custodial closet. He like runs in there like multiple times out there, but he keeps running into a locked room. Yeah. So he's locked in there and then we cut over to the office with Dexter.

That's Curtis Armstrong, the number two who's sort of now the number one taking over for Busey. So he needs to find Busey's prized virtual reality CD-ROM thing so that he can impress the stockholders at the meeting tomorrow. That's the plot of the movie now. I don't know why this movie definitely does not understand virtual reality. That's going to be clear that they have no idea what that actually means or what's involved, which is like this movie was made like 11 years after Loan Moore, man. Did you find that in

vain? Did he die for nothing? I was like, why make a movie about something you don't know nothing about? Like just make it about something, make it about a different McGuffin. Clearly they have no idea and they could even hire an animator to make like a cartoon for them. They have to do a fucking PowerPoint. It's a amazing movie. And this is all just to smoosh their stupid Christian messaging in the form of Christian video games

are awesome. We'll get to it. But it's so sad why they had to do that. Oh yeah. So then they tell us a little bit more about the backstory of Gary Busy. Apparently he was a genius of computer games and he invented, among other things, a triple joystick and they make a big deal about that. Yeah.

I'm going to put another check for fetish there. Thank you. Well, I see. That's exactly what I had. It was like, yeah, so you need three hands to control it. And then I wrote, right, no, I'm assuming the third joystick goes in your hands. Yeah. We're strong. And it's even stupid. That because they say, oh, it was great. You had to keep putting one joystick down to pick another joystick up to keep playing.

And that's what they say it was actually for the third joystick. And then I wrote, okay, so now we know what console to get nor as you get. Well, soon, President, so it's fun. We can sort of. There's also like a weird sexual tension between him and his like assistant, where she like at one point, she looks at him, and she's like, is there anything I can do to help this? And I'm just like, that is 100% like a porn.

Come on. We bring that couch back in. I'm going to do another check for fetish there. I'm doing another one. I don't know, but that's not, there's no fetish to that really. It was like, I think we to do another check for fetish there. I'm doing another one. I don't know, but that's not there's no fetish to that really it was like, okay, right That's how we get the master that's just them being creepy about. Okay. Yeah, there's a significant power dynamics and going on That he's literally the boss of the entire company and she's an on-name secretary. Yeah, no, yeah, that's problematic That's problematic. No, she's into it. And then there's another power dynamic because she's a full head taller than him

So there's a whole different power dynamic going on there, sexual. Yeah. Also Curtis arm's on pretending he's 35. I think he was 50. Well, 50. Yeah. And they just like took him right off the set of bench, the nerds and they didn't even shave him. They were like, no, man, just get right just right here. Just this is you. All right. So from that office, we're going to cut over to the supply room again quickly is inside. And now we're going to meet the janitor of the building. The janitor is German, I think, which is funny because it's a different country.

So just hearing that. This is an insane choice. I think what's happened here, the janitor act, it was very clearly given the brief that he's a janitor and he's foreign, but then he chose German. I don't think there's a lot of like German language first janitorial staff knocking around the US. It was pretty clear he should have picked a different nationality, but yeah, it has no idea. I think it's just he felt he had a German accent in him. He doesn't, but he fell. He does not. He takes some hard swings at it, but he does not. Yeah, and we also find out here that German janitor

is a crazy hair collector. So that is Chuck. Go ahead and add some points. Got one. Oh, and he also pulls a glove on in this scene. Oh, proper glove on this scene. Sit right on. Yep, no, I'll do another one too. I'll put up to you. Proper glove on this scene. Right on. Yep.

No, I'll do another one too. I'll put another one down. Oh, go ahead. Perfect. Yeah. A lot of stuff is actually wacky family comedy and porn at the same time. I'm realizing that that crossover is too much. Yeah, James Bayt.

There's too much that works for those things. He's absolutely both those things. Just James Bayt. It's the perfect. He's the center of that bend. So quickly sneaks out of the, the center of that then dark. All right. So quickly sneaks out of the janitor closet like magically, I didn't see how we did it, but that's the end of the scene.

The door was closed. That's unrealistic, unrealistic movie. Yeah. The movie unravels right there. It goes right through a door. So from there, we cut over to Sweeney, the guardian angel, is outside the office building. And Quigley is just running around doing shenanigans. You're so happy about this.

He's the best. Yeah. I did write like he, at one point he starts like nodding and shaking his head and stuff. And I was like, I wrote my notes. He could not be more delighted than when the dog starts nodding and shaking his head and responding to things. Yeah. If there was a video of me watching this movie, it's just me like head tilt, head tilt, head tilt. Looking at quickly. What's he do? What's he do? He's too small. So he's on the desk and he's

digging around. He's sort of rooting around on the desk, right? This is the part when in there's like baby shoes on the desk. Did you see this? I did not see the baby shoes. So I had not a point, man. Yeah, no, that's thank you. I just wanted to bring it up just in case. Okay. So we see, we see apparently baby shoes, which makes this even worse and then quickly makes a mess around the office that he's in a, he's in Dexter's office and he pees into Dexter's briefcase here. One more check. Yes. And the version is filmed that you get from under the counter has Gary Busey doing that scene.

It's the same thing otherwise. It's not your dog. Yeah. I really enjoyed picturing Gary Busey the whole day, like just like Cecil's talking about, like split screen, they needed to do that. Yeah. It makes the movie very enjoyable. So you can see the dog.

Oh, 100%. And Busey doing the same thing. So piece of the briefcase, and then we see the janitor kind of making the rounds of the building. janitor goes into dexter's office and he sees that like, oh, there's some kind of mess here. He wipes up the pee in the briefcase and then he puts the pee rag in his mouth. Is that four checks? That's a lot of points. That's a lot of points. That's the only checks. It is so many checks.

That's like five points for family comedy six for porn and fetish, don't you? I don't even know. I can't even pass what this was meant to, like what was meant to be going on here, because even if he thinks he's just like mopping up some liquids that have spilled somewhere in his job as a janitor,

he still wouldn't put it in his mouth. It's, it's, it's, it's bad a, it's a, it's a hair collecting Nazi. Let's be honest. No, he is going to smell of dog. The whole room is going to smell of dog piss. He knows that dog piss. It couldn't possibly be anything else. I'm going to add another check.

Thank you, right? Yeah. Yeah. You've argued us into one more check, Mark. So good for you. Good for you. Also, can I just say continuity wise in heaven when he's a dog, he's got his whole suit on.

Now he has his suit coat off, so, but the dog still has all its skin. So I don't believe this movie at all. Like 100% don't believe it. They should have messed with that more with like, okay, you see wearing this when the poof happens or whatever and change that or the dogs got. Yeah. Like, he could be in pajamas with like little horses. Yeah. You see wearing this when the poof happens or whatever and change that or the dogs got yeah little like We do he could be in pajamas with like Or do you see stuff? Yeah, the dog will hat right come in a pumoraine in a little little flat cat

That'd be amazing. No, the only thing they do is the spike collar. It was Disappointed. Yeah, I'm more of that absolutely and then BC brought that from home And no one's interested in that Just he showed up on set and they were like, okay, that works. Roll it. It wasn't even about dogs at that point. Yeah, it's just how he keeps standing in the collar. I'm like, I don't even put it on the dog. It's only I'm juicy the whole time. All right.

I guess we make it about dogs now. Yeah. So from there, we got to Dexter. He's in his office and he's yelling at the German janitor guy about all the paw prints and the mess. Is this movie trying to be racist towards Germans? Because the guy was like, can you be racist towards Germans? Because the guy was like, I can't you be racist towards Germans?

I don't even know. That's one of the ones we're allowed to still do, right? Okay, all right, thank you. I just needed to run that up and just see if I could still be racist. I think they get whatever billion years being the buddhist of, it may not race, but like nationality for sure.

Yeah, sure, sure. You can do anything I think. I think you're not to do accent stuff as long as you don't take the accent stuff too far, which I think this, this movie will literally do. Yeah. No, I can't. Okay. All right. That's fair.

All right. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Can I see your papers? Yeah. Can I see your papers? That is too far. That is too far.

Where is your papers? Yes. Listen, if a German person at any moment is like, okay, are we, are we not done with those jokes? No, we're not done with those jokes. No, we're not forever. Yeah. So when the Austrians get up pretty lightly though, don't they? I think it's supposed to do. Yeah, I guess. So I'm not sure that way. Sure. So point is there's a mass Dexter wants to arrest Quigley and he yells for guards and he yells for animal control. He's

all mad. And then we get the janitor chasing Quigley for a while and he's, oh my God, Quigley is such a good boy in the seat. He does, he does the runner round in a circle thing. They're like really quick, little circle. So good. Yeah. He's got his, he knows three tricks and after he used those three tricks to pretend it's him trying to communicate. So you can do stand, he can do turn round, he can do buck, which to be fair is one more trick than garbage use you can do. So it's all this circle. So good. Yeah. So a bunch of chasing. And then finally, Quigley runs into the arms of Sarah. I think she is Curtis Armstrong's Dexter's assistant number two there, right? Yeah. And I was like, okay, she's going to like adopt quickly.

This movie's going to get fucking weird now. And I was very excited. But then I'll go anywhere with that. Weirder. Yeah. And then quickly runs away again. Yeah. Well, then she tries to like at one point, he comes up, he's like, what is that?

And she like tries to hide the dog behind her back for a second. And she's like, hide the dog behind her back for a second. Like they're going to recognize the dogs by his face. Wait, wait, is that the same dog? Let me see his face. Put that dog in a lineup with other dogs. I need to pick one. I'm raining doing this. Yeah.

Give me the treat, mother. Yeah, it's something in the line of words. I turned to your left, but they just do like a full circle every time. The potato measure behind them showing like 20 centimeters. So cute. And then, okay, so I'm making that squeaky noise. And then they ramp it up for me in the next cut. It's so good from there there, he does much standing

in, squiggly does, does a circling thing. And then we cut to him, pushing a chair across the floor of the office and it's kind of adorable. And entirely unated by human hand. He was my except the one we forgot to crop. They didn't even crop in to show that there's a, to hide the fact it was a hand pulling the fucking chair. It's the steepest thing I've ever seen. Can I be a cramudge in and ask why? Because he's not in the scene, the next scene with the chairs. So why do they have to do it?

I know. I work this outright. I did it because. Oh, good. This company makes video games. So I think he realized you need to push something over a pressure pad on the floor. When he fell off the door.

OK. game. So I think he realized you need to push something over a pressure pad on the floor to let him go. Okay. And then he stands on one and he spins around. And then the chain goes, I bet. Okay, I get it. Masha ceramic pot. It breaks open. There's a key in there. Yeah, they said they missed so much. That would be great. But yeah, Gary Busy and the movie are very confused by like the concept of dog body is different than human body. So they're like, Oh, no, the dog would push the chair over next to the file cabinet. And then, well, okay, the dog can't open a file cabinet. Can Bucy do that? No, Bucy can't do that either. So they just have to like, cut past it.

And this is because like their mentor have like spent the week. It's been a week since Gary Ducey's mentor have died and the mentor have spent that week looking for the CD-ROM, virtual CD-ROM. Right. And so what we have here is the dog going to the drawer.

And so yeah, that's an extensive search of his office and didn't look in the main drawer in his office. Like, that one never crossed my fucking mind. But it's worse than that because the CD isn't in a drawer. It's just on one of the pieces of furniture.

Yeah, it's under like some insane bird kind of labra twisted around another bird kind of something like that. So quickly find order Machiazza from the coffee machine. It's a plopzer. Right. So quickly, I obviously that's Gary Bucy. So I guess he knows where it is, which is weird that he would look in the wrong place first.

But he goes, he grabs the CD, brings it over the desk, but then he drops it out of his mouth, and the CD fucking explodes and bursts into flames like a car when I first got the road. And this is why they stop making those por Sland CDs that were all the rage revenge at a time. They're just not robust to them. It's a weird plot point. So Dexter sees the CD and then he sees it get broken.

And then he gets a bold new plan. He is going to scrap whatever it was on that CD. He's going to go out on his own and he's going to have the company invent a multimedia player to impress the stockholders of the media. Yeah. It's 2003. What was on that CD was Gary Busy's plan to radically downsize the company in second load of people, right?

And so all they had to do is destroy the CD and suddenly the business, it no longer requires to save costs quite so significantly. It was all all the CDs fault that the business was failing. Yeah. Right. Then there's like this aggressive moment afterwards because you get the heartwarming sort of stockholder music while he's doing his thing. But then there's a moment afterwards where she's holding the dog and she's looking at him and then she's like aggressively telling him to pet it. Like she's like, pet him. Go ahead. And he's like, it's like, what? That's a dog. She's like, pet the fucking dog mother fuck. You're the only rubs to Gary Bucy right? No, it's like super aggressive. That's two fetish points. Okay.

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this was definitely there like romantic turn moment too, sort of, right? So like Dexter stares at Sarah for a second. He goes way too long because he's, he's creepy guy and he's got a crush. And then she's like, okay, but why don't you give belly rubs to Gary Busy? Like, come on. So it was like wacky family comedy. And I'm pretty sure the beginning of an awkward threesome is what it felt like physical blocking of this scene. is what it felt like. The physical blocking of this scene. She's like grabbing a paw and a hand and trying to get them all three together. Really, really weird. Okay, well, the movie is about a love triangle, like a shake, spirion, midsummer night stream love triangle between Dexter Sarah and Gary Busy in the body of a dog. And I think we're all on board, but we also need a long break.

And we'll be back with more quickly. For the last time, man, we're not coming to Shrewsbury. Hey, Marsh, what's the matter? Yeah, you hung up your giant old-timey hallway phone that I imagine you have instead of a cell phone. That's weird. Yeah, I do have that case. Yeah, thank you. No, it's my aunt. You know, we were supposed to do pudding with her for Boxing Day,

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All right, guys. Now, if you excuse me, I've got to go and completely change my seating arrangements for the Sunday rules for Christmas. Are we sure England is like on Earth? Nope. No, we're not. Got it. Hey, God.

You wanted to see me? Sweeney, yeah, come on in, grab a seat. So there's a billionaire who owns a video game company and he's been pretty evil. I want to teach him a lesson. Okay, cool. You want me to kill him and send him down to Satan, right? Ah, no, no, no. He's a job creator.

That's real and very important to me. I'm going to kill him for like a second, but then send him back to Earth as a Pomeranian to help his brother financially. Okay, but why the dog component? Pomeranian. Yeah, I got it. Why the pomeranian component? I don't follow.

Can you just send him back as a human and have him give the brother some money? There's no. Why not? Because he, he, he enters, he just gives the money and that doesn't make any sense. He has to go back as a poofy white pomeranian. And he has to be specific.

As a poofy white pomeranian, Donorop, named Quigil's Worth, Lord of Quigilberry Landing, and to get redemption, he has to make the brother succeed at work. Oh, okay, you mean like the brother's gonna make his own way, like teach man to fish? Exactly, yes. Got it, okay, so what kind the brother's gonna make his own way like like teach man to fish exactly. Yes God, okay, so what kind of works a brother do he makes video games. Oh come on what listen like big guy

Like if I'm way off base here, please correct me, but if you want a fucking guy to pum reigning suit Just fuck a guy to pum reigning. I want a fucking guy to pum reigning suit What's up? Hey Gary. What's under your desk? There it is, there it is. Gotta get my face closed here. And we're back. And we're gonna start with Quigley. And of course, in my head also, Gary Bucy,

the real actor, scampering through the yard outside the office. And Guardian Angel Sweeney is here to basically just recap Act One for Gary Bucy the actor. I think get it back on board. And if this next hour, because there's now left the film at this point, if his next hour was just Gary Bucy just enjoying his life as a dog, I think that's still be here for it. I think it would make it my favorite. Yeah.

Yeah. They should just get him going dog's life. There you go. A lot of stuff there. We also get a skunk joke here because animal control shows up and has to deal with farting skunks. They're funny because they smell bad. And they fart make them fart sounds. That's a point for each point for each. I really hope the skunk was just some of the mean billionaire having to attend to some I told him to come back. That's fucking Jeff Bezos. So much more of that. You're writing a much better movie throughout every animal every animal has to know the fucking awesome for Elon Musk or something like yeah, with all his kids on his back,

there's like a million kids and they're all on his back. So Bucy's talking to the Guardian Angel and he's explaining how like the dog's life is really hard for me to sucks. And he says, I think exact quote, I think I have a, I think I have a, I think he got something. I'd have a better time cleaning a short person's teeth. What? Fucking what?

Yeah. Is that a say? I have no idea what that means. You got to keep Gary out of the writers room You just got a you got to show him out, you know, you just got to show him away when he comes in I think that's the key okay Is that a fight-ish point by the way that could all of you've been an ad lib of Gary Beauty just being let loose on microphone and they just couldn't afford another take all

It's just every other take he said something weird and so like well Yeah, I guess we're gonna go with the shoppers Okay, okay, we definitely can't use either of those. I roll back to the first one. Okay, it's not out of the question that Gary Busey is like rushing the teeth of different hated people and being like, this fucking sucks when I like that's something that's happened in his life. Wouldn't surprise me. I also feel like a short person's teeth might be easier to claim than someone who's like really tall too. I mean, it just feels like it just operationally it'd be easier. Right. I don't even understand. I think it's easier to look up than down when you use it to get implement. I think looking down with it, I think the nose is going to get in

the way and I think that Rupa Lip is going to obscure some of the teeth. Whereas from below, I think you've got like a decent angle to really really get in there and see what's going on. And Mars, if you don't slow down, I'm going to add another fetish point. Okay. Also Gary Bucy's personal teeth are like wall mural size. So like, they're like, sheplets. They're fucking huge, man. So anyway, point is he's talking to the, uh, sweetie guardian angel guy.

And now he's completed one assignment, not clear what that was because the movie forgot. Now that he's going to move on to the next assignment. This one we actually do learn about. He needs to help his brother named Woodward, and the brother hates him. He's got to help Woodward like fix his life and financial situation. Right. And he's saying he's trying to rush into it because Swinney says, you know, what's the rush? It's like, but you've got to point. Like if it's a case of do these assignments and then you'll get into heaven, why wouldn't you be in a rush? I'm going to save a being a pomeraine, you know, really, really take time to stop and piss

on the roses. You know, really taking it in cold dog food. It's delicious. I, uh, I also too, can we talk about Swini's costume changes for a second? Yeah. How many fucking costume changes are in this movie? He'll be in a scene in this movie. And it's not now, but like later on, he will be in a scene. 10 seconds later, he will literally be in another costume.

Yeah. I mean, he just walks off scene for half a second and he is in a brand new. It's like a fucking Broadway show. Okay. I feel like this actor was like, you're all doing fucking fetishes. I'm doing mine, which is I changed all the time. And you all deal with it. Yeah, I think he just found the dressing up box and was like, I want to make my way through all of this and he's used every single thing in here.

And he ends up being like, share from the turn back tying to her. Like so many different costume changes of the course of an hour. Maybe they wanted to do like a scrooge thing where he was visited by a bunch of ghosts, but they couldn't afford different ghosts. They just changed his costume each time. So these time he's a different ghost, but he's like a hot one and like a guy went out a hot ghost and a vest and then a ghost with like a like an old timey like turn of the century, parsing outfit on.

Does he have a safari outfit at one point? He does have a safari outfit? Yes, he does. I really think this was just this actor messing with the movie for sure. I think that's when he's trying to find the dog. Later the dog was missing. I mean, I think he changes into a safari outfit to try and get down the dog. Oh, just really. He was going on safari in some sense. Yeah, I think so. That means like journey or something. Okay. Right. Anyway, we get, we get another quickly running montage from there. It's great, but he gets caught by animal control at the end.

It's very sad. Goes to the pound. And the pound scene is amazing because they immediately start with the blues. So the music is all like, I'm down at the power. It's fucking porn music. It's absolutely porn music. Yeah. We can't open it. We can't open it.

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under siege, but a parmarillion fucking incredible. Okay. That's a whole bunch of movies I would so love to watch. There you go, some billionaire money. We make that happen. So he's in the pound. They cut away and then we get guardian angel, Sweeney, looking for Quigley. He doesn't know he's in the pound yet.

And he's talking to God at this point. Sweeney's like, I'm not really allowed to help Gary Busey. You told me I couldn't do that, but he's still apologizing to God for not helping. It's kind of confusing. He does nine outfit changes to go with his fetish. It's just fun. He comes in dressed as an employee from his fetish. It's fun. He comes and dressed as an employee from Footlocker. Yeah, absolutely. He does. He's wearing a referee

off. Right. Yeah. Yeah. He sees the dog catcher. He realizes, okay. Yeah. Quigley's at the pounds. He goes the pound. And yeah, he's dressed as a referee, but the point is right here, we get to look at Gary Bucy on all fours. Yes. In a shit smeared cage. Again, at my job, I did that today. Yeah, wearing a dog color, yeah, giving a whole new meaning to the pound. Yeah. One more check.

One more check. Got it. Okay. So who is this movie for? Like, okay, Gary Bucy. It's just Gary for so many people. Okay. So this is like straight to video, but it was straight to his particular.

There's like three people in the world who love a hacky family comedy and puppy furry stuff and Gary Bucy. And like one of those people is the writer director, obviously. And one of them is you, I think he's because you're And the very Gary beauty So we figured it out. That's for Right. So Yeah, Swini is either camouflaged by his

referee outfit or invisible and animal control guy walks over to Quigley's cage. And they're supposed to be like a break out of the cage moment here. That's sort of what happens, but the guy doesn't open Quigley's cage so I was confused. Did he like phase through the wall again or something? I think he fucked up opening the cage and so they just sort of like to the cage being open. Yeah, they got to the cage being open.

Yeah, exactly. Okay, right. And then Sweeney whistles when the cage is somehow magically open and then Quigley runs out of the cage. So like, right. So Gary, if you need it to signal to a sky. He just distracted him. Okay. His referee outfit whistling from the corner. Yeah. That's exactly what happened. That's actually another fetish point. Actually, no, I think. All right. So I think

whistling from the colon is an entire category of porn. Well, I haven't yet, but I will later. Thank you, Mars. Jerry Falwell, Jr.'s into it. Yeah. Absolutely. So now Quigley's got to finish his second task, his second assignment from God. He's all on his own now. He's escaped.

And I guess he walks to the brother's house to do that second assignment. And on the way, he sees his niece, Megan, we find out, and she's about to get hit by a truck just like the parmarine at the beginning. And Gary Busey as the dog as quickly tackles her out of the road and saves her life. And I really wanted the driver of that truck to have to be the dog next. Oh god, it's just like, these guys becoming dogs won after another. That one's got to be a bulldog though or something, right? It's got to be a different dog. It's a truck truck driving dog right now. Hop your head. 100% bulldog truck down

a bulldog. Okay, right. Fair. No question. Okay. I was good. Routweiler would work. I'd allow a routweiler. A bull mast stiff maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So go inside and then we cut to a little bit later that night and Bucy's brother, Woodward comes home. He's all sad because he got his hours cut back today at work. And that goes along with the assignment, which is to help him be financially successful or something like that. Right. The thing about his finance, his, his whole finances, right? He's a delivery driver by night, because by day, he's a successful business consultant who helps people fix and run their businesses. I don't think it's the hours of delivery driver that's going to

get him out of this mess. I think he should really focus. Because he said, like, he helped the guy, like, he got a job offer from a guy who's business, he turned around and short how to run. It's like, well, why is that guy in a position to offer you the job? Right. And then he's like, oh, yeah, but the job would have been a cut to the money that I've owned. So you need to charge better. You need to fix out your freelancing right now.

Yeah. But he's a gifted video game programmer. Would we say? Oh, right. That's his other. Yeah. He's a, he's a gig video, video game programmer. He does, you know, on some apps somewhere, but not the evil fucking atheist kind of video

game. Absolutely not. He makes amazing Christian video games that everybody loves. Or he would, but he's not spending of time working on it because he says there's just not enough time in the day. It's like, yeah, because you're working as a business consultant all day and then a nighttime delivery driver.

This is a ludicrous model. Yeah. Also, you know these video games suck because mom is like, yeah, he's making games for kids that parents would approve of. You're like, yeah, no, fucking 100% that game is the worst game you've ever played. There's no way that game is good. That's Bible. They accidentally show us the game. We see it. It's terrible. It's fucking rough. Yeah. I wanted them to

like, like, I thought maybe we'd get like a 2003 version of virtual reality, Jesus at the crucifixion. Like that actually exists now, by the way, some company made that shit Saturday. Yeah. But like on a CD rom from two, no, it's it's fucking four animals thrown a party and skipping stones. That's the fucking game on a PowerPoint. No, while Creole is saying your children's name in both the game is skipping stones. That's the video game. That's the entire game, man. So stupid. They also at this family, by the way, they have so much shit on like the counters and the tables. Like nobody, everybody was just like, no, I think that I think we need a little more shit on the counters. Then we could put like two lobes of bread and like a hundred apples

up there. That would maybe feel like like round out the scene for us. You might call it a copia from the foot. No, there is too much, too much, then it'll look like heaven there. That's dumb, right? I'm sorry. Obviously. They dumped the whole cornucopia on the table. Right. It's a lot.

Yeah. So we see that because they cut to the next day, they're having breakfast together and we see this ridiculous thing with like apples everywhere. And Quigley is reading about the financial markets in the newspaper, Quigley, the dog. Yeah. And the dad is like, Oh, I think he's reading the paper. It's like, okay, but why the fuck would you think that? Because you think this is just a dog. You know, thank you. There's no reason this dog be reading the financial news. He's not reading about the

stock market for a guy. That's excellent. That's the doubt bonus in the show. So yeah, Woodward's an idiot because he was like, I'm pretty sure that dogs eyes are moving back and forth, probably reading about the stock market. And he is not savable. This is an impossible task from God to make that guy successful, but they're going to try. They have breakfast. They say grace over breakfast. So this movie

full counts as Christian movie. Absolutely. 100%. At no point in the mention of the grace, like, you know, thank you for helping me get off my brother's death so quickly. It's been one week since my brother got a new experience. They don't even know he's dead. Yeah. Okay. No one's told him the movie later on. They're like, they refer to him in the like present tense as if he still exists. They have no idea he's dead. Yeah, and they live like homerunian walking distance. They don't know. It's like one great journey away. Right, so they eat breakfast together. I really wanted like one of the two kids to just

like eat all 15 apples hard. I can't wait to get a rest. They've got like one of them puts a couple in his mouth and it looks like Gary Busey with his teeth, you know? So that's he ends with Gary Busey needing to take a shit in the yard. So his niece and nephew go outside to have to take a shit in the yard. So his niece and nephew go outside to have to take a shit in the yard. Then we get the kids playing this piece of shit. Christian video game about again, literally stone skipping. Now I love stone skipping, but I'm like an only child and we were poor. So I learned to do that. But this is not a video. 100% an analog stone skipper, though. I don't like the

digital. And they're all excited about it. And they're like, oh, let's let's have quickly play the video game. Alright, hands and fingers. I've looked at I really hope the brother takes inspiration and starts like pivoting to make video games for dogs. Please let that be the direction. It doesn't.

Yes, it does. It absolutely should have. And what kind of shitty game doesn't have a third joystick? I mean, come on. You need a third joystick for a good game. And it struck me as like, it's so weird that we were just done with that whole company plot now. That's all just done with now.

And I realized like, it's like this movie is heard. There's meant to be like an A plot and a B plot, but they thought that meant sequentially that you have to do all of the A plot finish that then the B plot. Right. It actually is like that. It's like act one. We ended our movie. Let's make two more movies called act two and act three. And they do their best. This is also where we get mom and dad getting way too sexual like like the actors by accident, like, almost, huh? Fuck in front of their kids in a Christian movie. The director guy who clearly is a furry dog type of guy was like, God, God, human's gross. No.

I don't know, man. I'm going to get another, don't put in a point. I'm sorry. I got to add one. I'm still giving one. I'm adding one. Yeah, fucking in front of your kids. That's one point.

They also copped to like the kid in the room at a certain point, so they're showing the kids rooms. And that kid has like a million Hawaiian punch posters. Oh, that kid loves fucking Hawaiian punch. That shit is fucking amazing. What a weird deed. Okay, so this kid was like, I'm doing my fetish and it is the amazing juice drink called Hawaiian Punch Assholes.

And he's got like in-up posters of the character. It's crazy. In a bikini on low, it's really weird. It's happening. The only excuse for those posts on that wall is if he's been like trying to turn it out of his bedroom like in Shawshut. Yeah.

That would be perfect. So crazy Hawaiian punch moment. Okay. And now it's time for a montage of not finding an owner for the dogs because he's actually your dead uncle. The music in the scene is so fucking bad though, guys. I mean, like it's super duper the worst piece I've ever heard in any of these. I've seen a lot of Christian movies. And this is really pushing a limit, man, for real. And this is the girl she's gone out to, like, check

the, the wanted pulses that she's put up to see if anyone's been taken down or anything. And so, like, as she's gone around that, we see her, like, go into the creepy woods. It's like, yeah, kid, don't forget to check the sign that you put up in the middle of the fucking creepy woods. You wouldn't want to miss that. What if somebody who lives in the middle of the woods is actually the person who wants quickly? Why would the sign go up? Do you think maybe a troll onto the dog? Yeah. So she's in trouble now. She gets kind of lost. She's out in the fucking woods for no reason. She walks three feet into the local woods and she's completely. Yeah, I'm like, I'm off the time. And then quickly, magically knows that his niece is in trouble somehow. Yeah, he's doing the lacy like someone's fallen down the well, but in lacy, lacy saw

them fall down the well. I was going to fall by the way. Lacy was a fucking psychic born a colleague. Gary Buss is like, I'm off of psych. We're using that. Yeah. So the family goes along with this dog somehow communicating, hey, I think your child is lost probably in the woods. Let's go find her. So they run out the door, jump into their SUV and she decided to drive.

Fucking tank. It's a fucking tank. It's such a big. They're meant to be down and down in their look like the actual trouble. They live in a big house in the mid, like a nice, pretty countryside location with Leland and they drive a fucking tank. It's an escalator. What are they? They got a million. They're like, you're selling the escalator. They were the wire arms cut. Yeah. She runs out to when she runs out of the house the best. I've no idea why the ad that the actor did this, but the actor runs out of the house to go get in the car. And she like, flips her hood up on her hoodie and like tightens it down around her face like that little kid on fucking South Park.

But then she takes it down when she stops driving. So that's like the driving hood. It's such a wild decision. Very confusing. It's a choice. Yeah. Where are they going by the way? They're just like driving somewhere out to find her.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just feverishly driving around in hopes that you see a kid who walk two feet into a wood. Sure, I think that's why I'm not. Yeah. And she calls dad to be like, Hey, I think Megan's missing because quickly tilted his head or something. And he's like, call the cops. So she calls the cops. Which she has not done yet. Right. Yeah. And she calls the cops on her gigantic cell phone. First cell phone is like the size of a, it's like has to sit in the passenger seat next to her. It's so big. And she picks it up and has to hold it with two hands to her face. It's the best. Like, you know, it's not powerful to power that.

Only way she can move around with the cell phone. Are you doing a point for that? I feel like I saw over side. Over side. So thank you. I think I have. No, thank you. Absolutely. First thing. All right.

Well, the family comedy thing ran out of plot and it seems like they're going to do a pivot into sound of freedom. I think we're going to need another quick break. But first, let me have Act Three, The Hard Cell. Will Quigley continue being adorable enough to make up for the rest of the movie? Who's a good boy? Is he spin move? Find out that yes, he's spin move when we return for the bucy-tastic conclusion of Quigley.

Hey, William, can I talk to you for a second? Oh, yeah, sure, what's up? So I'm just looking over your script and there's a few moments I'm a little worried about. Oh, worried. What do you mean? Yeah, so right here, it says Gary Bucy gets belly rubs from random woman on street.

Oh, okay, no, sorry, I meant to write Quigley. It'll be the dog. I'm just kind of method. So I mixed those up sometimes. That's an opposite of method. You're at the actors name. It doesn't matter. That'll be fine with the dog in the shot. God. Great. Okay. And here's another one. It says, German hair collector custodian wipes up dog pee and puts the pee rag in his mouth.

Pee rag, yeah, classic shenanigans. Is it, it feels a little fetishy for a Christian family comedy, you know what I mean? All, is it just right? Okay, yeah, I guess there's a fine line on those things. And some, some all the things, yeah. Like a good deal of overlap, that's fair. Okay, just one more issue. We're about to shoot act two scene five. And some, some all the other things. Yeah. And like a good deal of overlap.

That's fair. Okay, just one more issue. We're about to shoot act two scene five. And at the top of that, it says Gary Busy with a spike color around his neck kneeling inside a shit smeared cage. Did you mean quickly again? I did not. No.

Hey, guys, what's he doing? Ah, look at that. Gary's already in costume. Look, I love that you're getting so into the role. Why are you talking about? Nothing. Yeah, nothing. Don't worry about it. Is there a ball in there? And action. What? Nothing, buddy. Nothing. It's stuck in the great. I can't get an angle. I was enough. It's who I can get out. And we're back. When we left off, Megan was missing. And now the cops show up, and they're, they're in a snip. They're like mad about the paperwork. They have to find out. Yeah, it's a child. So at this moment, they're taking down the information and quickly runs out the front door and he goes to meet up with Angel Sweeney for a little bit more advice for

the end. And then we get, this is one of my favorite moments in the movie because it's clearly like outside of movie something happened here. He meets up with Sweeney and Sweeney's like, let me get a hug, buddy. And we're watching Gary Busy, not the dog. So he's like, let me get a hug, Gary Busy and Gary Busy gets so fucking mad. I'm pretty sure in real life he's like, no, stop, go off me. That's the whole scene. It's really weird. Yeah, it is. Unconsensual hug. Finish. Okay, Jack. Okay. Isn't he doing like the problem of evil here as well when he talks to Sweeney? But I like what has God let this happen? It's like, look, Gary BC, maybe God just wanted that kid to be dead in the woods. The religious message does come through a few times and it's insane. There's one of

them right there. And I got to assume the hug thing. So that's, it's really like the whole thing is the hug here. And the actor who plays Swini, I feel like either lost or won a bet with some other people on the set, right? Like, if you were on the set with Gary Busy and you were like talking to the other actress, wouldn't you be like, I bet you can't, but you can hug him for three seconds. And then like, give you the like weird terrifying thing. I'm like, who could you get a three second hug with Gary Busy? Oh, what if his counter theory, what if the actor playing Sweeney is the one that Gary

Busy had a fist fight about the real nature of it? This film is this scene is filmed just after that that day after that fight. You got to fucking hug that out. Great detective work. That's guaranteed. What happened in the guaranteed. Yeah, what happened to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So from there we get some more montage Quigley hunting for his niece just running around down. You're really cute. And this is the montage song where it's like a cheap version of a 90s rap Ballad. It's like I've got three and a half on it basically The guy who sings the chorus on I got five on it. Michael Marshall. Ah, you know. Oh, actually, I named Michael Marshall.

Actually, I named Michael Marshall. No, chef. Okay. Now, if you're gonna be, that's one of the, Google my name, that's one of the things that comes up is that guy. Yeah.

It goes into a little bit of a ballad moment too, and it's kind of like a Disney love song duet for a moment, but like between two furries, because that's the tone. It's an interesting. I'll add a check. And you'll add a break.

Okay. I'll add it in. Also, this fucking dog runs over the same bridge like six times when it's running around. They didn't even bother to show like another place. They were just like, yeah, we're going to, we're going to film this culvert and this bridge. And that's the only place that we're going to go with this dog. He's going to walk north on the culvert and then south on the culvert across the bridge three times. That's the only B roll we're shooting for this entire north south south north so good. Yeah. So he's sniffing out her

trail all over town and then he finds her quickly the powering find sir, but that is nothing because he's dog and he just found her. And that's just doing it. And she's next to the river and I really wanted him as he finds it. I just run up and push him in the river as I could call back. So somehow he found her, but he somehow got the police to follow him upon Meranian. So the police are there too, sort of, and they bring her home. Yeah.

And the police are like, oh, that's quite a doggy got there. And it's like, yeah, I'm not sure the police should be, it should be admitting that they're less reliable than a pummering. All of them carried you seat for that matter. Yeah. They're like, hey, a dog did her job for us. Okay, have a nice day.

Don't want to do paperwork, yeah. Yeah, your kid's home now. We've got no further questions for you. No, it's your parents. You guys are free to go. But before we leave, we're going to shoot the dog because that's what cops and that's what we're going to do. All right. So from there, we cut to that night and Gary Busey Quigley, the

Pomeranian, is watching all of the family sleep. Like he's walking right into their rooms and like staring at them, sleeping. And then he's got a plan. The plan is he was just like making sure they were out cold so that he could go secretly play his brother Woodward's video game. Well, I do want to point out one quick thing. When the dog is walking around the house,

sounds like he has wooden Danish clogs on as he's walking. Like the sound designer did a terrible job of a like four pound dog walking around house. It sounds like somebody like stomping around. Okay. Combat boots. It's the worst. I feel like the writer director put four foot Danish clogs on this.

And everybody's like, Hey man, it's a little too far. It hurts the dog. We're taking those off, but they already had the sound. And everybody's like, Hey man, it's a little too far. It hurts the dog. We're taking those off, but they already had the sound. And he forgot. Yeah, they already got it. Yeah, that's definitely sure. For sure. Also, this is still a straight dog. It is crazy about this family. Just let this dog just wander around the house. In reality, that dog is shooting into every room and everything, every single thing apart. You know this on a day. Absolutely. And the dog, when it, when it goes to play the game, it puts the CD in the CD realm. And then it's a hundred percent of puppet that pushes the thing, because it pushes it with a snow.

See the dog, it gets a total puppet. And it's not even a good puppet. It's like a, it's like a paper bag puppet. They're using to push the thing in. It's the best. I really wanted the wide shot of an actual Plumberanian like operating a seat. That would have been a great just moment of my life. It would have been fantastic. Or Gary Bucy trying to operate a seat. Either way with his nose. Yeah. With his nose. And a bunch of computer tech problems. He has to do capture. He has to call tech support on plumber. All right, you clicking on pictures of my hundreds and then pissing on them. You would think that the dog would just use his hands. It's a palm Iranian. Palm for you. Anyway, you're saying something. So the dog is now playing Woodward's video game on the computer to like see if his

brother is any good. I don't know, but then Woodward, the brother wakes up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and the movie was like, this is a fucking tension moment. I don't know why the movie thought that but they put tension music and then would we're just like takes a shit goes back to police. Sure did. Nothing happens. Nothing would have happened. He would have just seen a dog near a computer and that's nothing.

Yeah, but they do all thing with that. I'll put him on notes. This movie really needs to pay off how this dog playing video games helps anyone other than me. Actually, I'm going to add a there's yeah, you're going to mind the points for my thing that counts. All right. So the dogs play in the video game. Here's my question, though, what is that? Do he's not like recoding the video game to be better right? Because he's no, he's dog or does the movie think he can do that as a dog? He's

reviewing it for his business for his friend. That's what he's he's no, he's dog or does the movie think he can do that as a dog? He's reviewing it for his business, for his friend. That's what he's, he's reviewing it right now. So he's just double checking it, making sure there's no bugs and he's gonna, he's gonna bring it to his friend in the morning. So he knows. Okay. Yeah, it's just, it's just like a quick playthrough, just a double check. He's making sure that this Christian rock skipping video game is in fact as amazing as he heard it was and it is now that's decided. And it is because it knows his name and it says his name perfectly. It calls him Archie and it calls him Archie. It's called this is an incredible piece of software because I don't know how the dog's done that. And let me tell you how incredible it is. I just want to I want to read a couple of

the lines that this computer game shits out in this nonsense. So it says, the first one is welcome to episode four. Let's play surprise party. So that's number one. Now, welcome to episode five. You've entered the surprise area. You decide if you can. Is literally what it says?

I don't know what that means. And quickly was like, I can. And just it was like, and then like so the screen while this is happening, I froze it so I could read it. And it said the game decides basically they're deciding on what, what color wagon you're going to give as a gift and the choices. Oh, that's fucking exciting. I didn't see that.

Is that a color selection thing? Yeah. They say ask what color should we give the wagon as a gift? And the choices on the screen are billies favorite color. You can make it to billies party. And you want to help me deck our question mark. What? None of those things answer the question. So even the one that had the word color in it was just another question. There's a color like pick a color. My answer is what's really his favorite color?

Very confusing. Amazing. Okay. The worst video game. The worst PowerPoint video game I've ever played. All right. Well, Quigley play tested it and it's amazing apparently. Then the next morning, Woodward wakes up and he sees Quigley laying on the computer desk.

And Woodward immediately panics because he thinks right away, he's like, that means the dog reprogrammed my video game and it's ruined or something like that, which makes none sense. Yeah, yeah. I still expecting like a shaggy voice like Zoynx Man, that dog totally has my game. So this is when Quigley grabs the CD in his mouth and runs away because he's got a plan. Yeah, and I hope I really want this plan to be like stealing his brother's IP. stealing his brother's IP. I'm just looking to see like it's probably fast. Yeah.

Bill Gates all over again. So fuck you, haven't I'm going to be a billionaire dog eat my ass. Right. So the whole family now panics because I guess they all know that that one CD is the only copy of the game and a dog has it. And now we get a chase scene in this movie that chase is SUV versus tiny pomegranate. And quickly beats them to the office building across town. He juke like six cars on their driveway. It's insane.

And I really wanted to get to the office and then just drop the disc and it's just like dripping in drool. It's got teeth marks. It's completely ruined. It shatters explodes everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. there and they get out and they're like, what is this place? Oh, it must be some sort of tech and you're like, come on, man, your brother is a fucking billionaire. You hate him and you are both in the same industry. And you don't know what he does. Are you kidding me? You're drawing fucking like you have a dartboard with his face and you know exactly where he is every second of the day if he's a billionaire. Yeah, they seem very, they're just like, who are all these people are typing on futuristic, stream devices? I don't understand. Exactly, yeah. He's a developer allegedly.

Okay. How does he not recognize a computer development company when he's a computer developer? It's software developer. I mean, made no sense. Whatever, quickly brings the CD to Dexter, in Dexter's office. And the dog then like cues Dexter and

Sarah, who's also there, the assistant that like, I want you to play this CD and play this game. It's awesome. Somehow they get that. Yeah. Sarah asked, do you think the dog wants you to play the disc? I said, why would anybody think that's what the dog wants? The dog was spinning. Because he's spin. That's a big CD. Yeah. Come on, guys. All the dog wants. The dog was spinning. Oh, because he's spinning. That's spinning. Like a CD. Yeah, come on, guys. All the dog wants is a belly robe and a treat. And he told me before, it was the only things that he wants. In fairness, that's all Gary Busey wants as well. As long as the treats go in, that's all he did.

That's always the best. Sure. Dogs looking around the room for a chair to push down the hall. It's just like dying for it. Okay, so they get the message. Dexter pops in the CD and he starts playing the game and he says this is the best game I've ever played. He's sheltered, yeah, for sure.

This is a terrible looking game even by 2003. He stands like 2003. You could be playing the Legend of Zelda, the Wind Waker on the GameCube or Vice City on the PS2. Like those shit all over this game, but still have all the same thing I have ever seen. Yeah, they're way better than this PowerPoint that he's playing that's give stones on. Right. So he's loving the game and then Woodward bursts into the office and he's like, give me

back my game. That's my intellectual property. What the fuck is this place? I don't understand anything. He's so hostile man. And he's like your game, the dog brought it in. So did you think the dog coded it? I thought was that you're working hypothesis? I love that Megan, the daughter shows up here. She's running right behind dad and she hears him yell at this very clearly like higher up in a video game development company.

He's like, he did shut the fuck up. I think they want to pay you money for your game. And he's like arguing with her. He's like, look, I've never seen these people before in my life. And you're like, nobody says that unless they're being surveilled. Okay. The only people who say that are like Bob bosses. That's how they start conversation.

Okay. Also tiny little moment here. Megan yells at dad and then she's like, Hey, this is a great company. You want them to like your game. They make all the games that you call trash like that one. And she points over at the wall. And there's a poster for allegedly one of the evil atheist games they make here. And it's called Mundo Violet Chio. And I put the picture of the poster here. It appears to be a pirate in a green unitard superhero costume. He's punching through a brick wall.

Maybe is that what's happening? Yeah, maybe he's smashing through some walls or something. Yeah, sure. He's escaping from a Michael Bay movie. Maybe I don't know. And Mundo Villeggio, I looked up that's, it's close to violence, but it's closer to the word violet in Italian. I think it's really, it's clearly

juicy trying to say something like world of violence in like a language he made up. And he was like, there, there you go. That'll be the poster. So Dexter loves it. And without another word, he's just like, we will give you $500,000 right now for this rock skipping video game. you $500,000 right now for this rock skipping video game. negotiate here. You just start spinning over and over like and they're like, okay, 600 pounds. He's been. Yeah. So from there, Sweeney shows up the guardian angel guy and he's going to pretend that he owns Quigley the dog. So to be clear, the guardian angel from heaven in this moment is gonna tell a lie and take a puppy away from his kids.

Do you have the end of the movie? Also, he answers the room, so he walks in the room and everyone sees him walking the room. Like everybody's like, looks at him and the whole movie he's been invisible, but now he's visible, but everybody else thinks they're with him. So nobody questions that he's there and in the room just hanging out until there's like

a lull in the conversation for three seconds and then he's like, okay, by the way, that's my dog. I'm just want to let you know, but his story, the lie he tells, if this was true, is also incredible. It's absolutely an insane choice, because his story is, I saw the poster about my missing dog, I went to your house, I saw you running out, so I chased you across town

and into a half a million dollar business meeting. You know, to get my dog back. I didn't just be like, oh, they're out. I'll come back later. I think. And they're all like, yep, everything that just happened makes all the sense we're good except for one character. And I think this was just like an improv, this actor who played Sarah was just like, absolutely not. And she's just like, hey, everybody, how the fuck is

this the plot of the movie? What are you talking about? And I'm just like, you're fucking bugger from the nerds. We're dumb in the scene. There's a point to where he turns to the kids or something because the dog gets handed back and he turns to the kids and he's like, we were so far into that dog. He says those words out loud. We were so far. And I'm going to put that as a fetish point. Okay. Okay. Okay. Please want it.

Yeah. Another question about a fetish point really quick here. So to end this, Dexter says to these kids, he's like, hey, hey, I know that this angel is literally taking away a puppy from you right now. That's insane. We bought a whole bunch of puppies that look like Quigley because we really liked Quigley. You remember back in like the first third of the movie that we were in?

We loved the Quigley there. So we bought a shitload of puppies that look like Quigley. We'll give you one if you are. Yeah, because like, oh yeah, we really liked Quigley, but mostly what we liked was it looked like his style. You just had to be able to buy it about it. because like, oh yeah, we really liked quickly, but mostly what we liked was it looked like his style. Also, when you offer a kid a puppy like that, shouldn't you do it from a van? I don't think you do that from a board.

Okay, but who does that? You like a dog and then the dogs are not there and then you buy too many similar looking dogs. Right, but if only by one, what if that dog turns out to be an asshole, you've got to, you've got to hedge your back. It's a number of games. Yeah. It's a spread. Yeah. Sure. Sure. You got to hedge it. Okay. But the kids are like, cool. That's the same. Awesome. Now I'm happy again. So that's almost the end, but first to close it out, we got to have Gary Bucy get zooped back to heaven because I guess he finished his tasks now. So now he's back at the pearly gates trying out his mulligan, like seeing if he made it this time. Yeah, all God and these angels are like bickering at him to the city.

They're like, and then you did this wrong. And then you did this wrong. You're like, Jesus, just fucking make me a dog forever, please, just do whatever you gotta do. Right, because like they talk about on you pissing that briefcase, and I really wanted them to send him to hell for pissing on that briefcase. Oh yeah, no, it turns out pissing in briefcase

was always meant to be a mortal sin. And we actually made him put up in the tablet for them Moses, he just insists on adding to, like, you have to keep the Sabbath hauling up the guy. Just really loved a weekend. What can I say? And so we did not space for the briefcase thing on the tab at the end, but yeah, you've got to help. You got to help.

You peed after sundown on Friday. You the puppy, you go to hell. Yeah. So, yeah, the angels kind of roast him a little bit like they were building the tension and then they're like, ah, psych, no, no, there's a whole trick. And for a second, I think, did they not like double trick him and be like, no, no, there was no mulligan. You go to hell now. We just wanted to like see you as dog down everywhere. See you flounder for a couple days. Yeah. As a prequel. Yeah, for sure. He lands on a couch

and hell that video game song. And that's all there is right in the cum stain. Yeah. Fuck. This one doesn't even have a sheet on it. Particularly. But then Gary Busy says, I can't leave it like that. You got to give me one more chance. You got to let me go back. What was he trying to reconcile here still at this point? I don't know. Yeah, leave everything like it is. Everything is literally fine. The company is better. His brother's happy. He's brother's not destitute. The dexter and Sarah together, this is perfect right now without him. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. He just wanted to have a whisper fight with God for a minute. That's all it wanted to happen. Well, it's like if it's a wonderful life ended and it was like, actually, if you did kill yourself, actually everyone would be better off.

Yeah. Everyone's, everyone's, everyone's, we're happy. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. That's exactly what they're going for. They're going for the team. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Exactly what they're going for. They're going for the team.

Yeah. Weird. And then, yeah, it gets even worse. God, for no, there's no reason. God talks here. And God's like, yeah, just for the record, I do not care about good deeds. It's all about you saying my name a lot and worshiping me. Yeah.

That's all that matters. Faith. Yup. That's it. As you're in the scene. Yeah, yeah, and he wakes up in a bed. Right. Yeah, and then he wakes up in a hospital bed and the whole thing was a dream sort of or something. Right.

Yeah, he was fine from that crash. They say like, oh, you don't have any broken bones. You know, you don't even have the kind of superficial injuries that would have required a makeup department. So this is all fine for us. Why are you in a hospital bed then? Like if he was fine, why didn't he even go to the, like if you're fine in an accident,

they're like, well, we gotta take you to the hospital. No, they're just like, cool, you're fine. All right, go ahead. Yeah, especially in America, where you got a pay for that. You know, I mean, just gonna hustling, gotta check out, but yeah, you guys don't do that. That'll be all right.

Okay, no, I think this was just what Gary Busy did that day. And they were like, okay, he's in a hospital bed, sure. That's kind of fits. Yeah. But there's no way Gary Bucy doesn't have any broken bones at any given time. He's always got at least one from something surely. So now, I guess Gary Bucy has turned a corner. He's a good person. He learned his lesson in the dream or whatever. And he wants to destroy his interactive CD-ROM because that has like evil prophet ideas on it. And that's, that's no good. So he's going to end the movie as like anti-capitalists. Yeah, like maybe he like redeemed himself. I guess redemption arc. I don't know. I don't

think so. Yeah, sure. Sort of what they go for here. So they wheel him out of the hospital for, for no reason. what they go for here. So they wheel them out of the hospital for no reason. And he's a wheelchair. He's fine. Yeah. And then they were reminded to take his medication outside or like for what? He had an Abbey thing wrong with it. That's nothing to do with the crash.

That is again, just very beautiful. Okay. Take the mask out. That was like his actual nurse that follows him around. Yeah. That was actually a fun little moment too. Whoever played the discharge nurse there whispered into his ear to take his medicine, but she got her face like a little too close to Gary's ear when he wasn't ready.

And in real life, it scared the fuck out of him and he's furious and he jumps out of the chair and he's all that. He's a little boy. Yeah. But yeah, Dexter's there to pick him up and he announces to Dexter. He's like the company's Christian now and pets are allowed at work because I like dogs now. Yeah, and if anything, I want dogs to shit everywhere. And he also says like, okay, I'm going to seize the means of production from myself.

Myself. Yep. We're going to do employee ownership thing. I'm going to take it out of my back pocket and put it in my front pocket. Yeah, that's for that. American Christian God is going to be totally on board with that one. The American Christian God is going to love him for the profit sharing of his company. Yeah. Also, the stockholders, they're talking about are literally going to remove him as the fucking president in like two weeks.

Yeah. We have safeguards for communists here. That's not happening. But yeah, he does the like everybody shares equally thing as an announcement. And then he's like, also Dexter, you're my 50-50 partners. That's nothing now. So, enjoy that. And then it closes out.

They go to see Woodward to see how he's doing. And Gary Bucie just pulls up at Woodward's house and he's like, Hey, I want to be a part of your life now. And Woodward's wife is like, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Salmon are for a set of so angry with Gary Bucy. It's the best. That's fun.

Oh, and this is what Gary Bucy says, I've come out of a never ending nightmare. It's like, well, definitionally, no, you haven't. You can't possibly do that. And then they have a, like, like, they ask him and they have a why, why not fight for a minute where there's like, why do you want to do this? He's like, well, why wouldn't I want to do this? Like, but why? But why not?

It's crazy. And if Ernest Gary Busy is, he does do a very good job at delivering the whole. I've come here to ask the forgiveness for my behavior speech, but that's mostly because he's done a lot of these. Like this is his weekly favorite. Also, he got him a puppy. So like the wife yells at Gary B.C. And then what was like, hey,

maybe we let my billionaire brother be in our lives. I don't know. I'm talking about the idea. I really make bad games and then Gary B.Cies is like, cool, I'm in your life. I got you a puppy. So now they have two puppies that look like Quigley, I guess, and that's the end of the movie. The end.

Oh, but no, it's not the end. There's a long, I watched the whole thing highlight reel of all the actors playing with the different pomeranians that were on the set. It's great. Did you hear the song about quickly then because it was like some sort of like quickly themed song about how great quickly the dog was fantastic. Yeah, absolutely great. It was really fun watching the end.

So, all right. Final tally. Final tally. Final verdict. Final tally. We've for family fun movie. I have 18, but for fetish I have 5, 10, 15, 20, 20, 30, 30, 30, 30, 37. So 37 beats 18. I think. Okay. More than definitely a

fetish movie. I just wanted to let people know more than two third to more than two to one ratio. To Christian family comedy, but definitely both. That's it. Cause they cross over a lot. All right. With that, we're going to bring episode four 29 to a merciful close. Cecil, Marsh, thank you so much for being on. Always a pleasure. Oh, this is so much fun. I love watching you squeal over a little dog. It's been like this for my pleasure, but anything going on, for example, season liberally got something coming up or Marsha. Yeah, I'm putting out videos every week for season liberally. So you can check that out on season at season liberally on YouTube.

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For C-Sleet-Sleet-Marsh, I'm Heath, promise to tour a car, turn another chunk next week. Until then, we'll be with you at the Animal House clothes. Gary's company finally coded a video game for dogs, and you needed three joysticks to shed on a rug. Ha, ha, ha. After pledging to share the company's profits equally, Gary's character went to hell for being a goddamn communist. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Gary Bucy went on to star in Gary Busy Pet Judge for real in real reality in which he is the judge of a pet court. I watched it. It's fucking amazing. Okay, I'm putting another sentence. Seriously, the first episode, I actually watched a little bit. The first episode, it's about like the two owners of a cat, a couple who then split up and the cat passed away and they have a dispute over one guy he wants to have a Viking funeral for the cat.

His ex girlfriend wants to not burn the cat. And so Gary B.C. has to rule on that. They make a pun at the beginning. One of them is like, yeah, so her name is Mousy Tong. And Gary B.C. does not get it, but he's already furious because he's like, is that a fucking pun? I don't get it. He's like yelling at him.

And they're like, no, it's just a little communist joke. And he's like, are you fucking communists? And they're like, no, no. I feel like you're yelling at both of us said, what's happening? It's so good. I'm going to 100% put that on my watch. That sounds basic. The preceding podcast was a production of Puzzle

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