Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep. 12 - Cold showers, Back Tats, and Tough Guys

Episode Date: April 4, 2018

Chad and JT dive deep into the benefits of cold showers, supporting DJ friends, Ben Affleck's new ink, judges who rip e-cigs, and bring in a new segment: tough guy talk.  As always, we make note of beefs, babes, and legends.  Finally, we answer some fire questions.  Check it out! For bonus content, join our patreon: www.patreon.com/chadgoesdeep

Stoke Nation, what up? This is Chad Kroger coming in with my compadre JT, what up? What up, dudes? How you living? I'm living large. Yeah? Well, medium, but I feel good. Yeah? Approaching the large yeah i think uh medium keeps me humble yeah when i'm large and in charge i lose myself yeah you get a little too out of

control maintain control but good energy yeah i get too wild if i'm large oh mama i'm feeling good dude i just took a cold shower i'm on that cold shower train talk about it i love it people whenever i tell people Yeah I took a cold shower They're like Are you like psycho or something I'm like no I'm just trying to get motivated

Bitch How do you think the cold shower Makes you motivated I don't know It's just Well I've YouTubed it heavily And what they say

Is that like First off You're Putting yourself In discomfort Right away So It trains your mind to go towards discomfort as opposed to comfort um and then it just uh there's a lot of health benefits you take bigger breaths it opens up your heart um you were pointing at your skin yeah well it keeps your skin tight gets the blood flowing

and just gets you jacked i don't i'm not i don't i don't know the science of it but i do know that i feel like a beast after it gets you jacked like physically like more yoked or it gets you jacked like spiritually i think both i think that's why i'm so stoked on them oh right on um and i don't know i just well like the thing with my shower head is uh i don't want to get too into like the plumbing of my place but um my shower head like the at first it was all whack because like all the little holes were plugged so come out like really strong and like these little holes and i'm like this is bullshit but then it there's so much pressure that the top just popped off so now it's just like a hose and it's just like a waterfall

so it feels really good nice yeah so concentration of water pressure yeah but it's not like too hard it's just like the right amount for sure and the in a solid quantity so i'm really stoked on it that sounds delightful yeah how long before the pod did you take the shower? Probably like a half hour. Okay, so it's still fresh in your mind. Yeah, well, I hit the gym, and then I hit that coldness, cold goodness. What did you get up to at the gym? I did sprints.

I did pull-ups, rows, and curls. Yeah. Curls for the girls. Yeah. Curls for the girls. Yeah. And there's a pretty fire Zumba class going on, so it's a good thing to check out in between sets. A lot of butts. Yeah.

I was pretty pumped. Zumba's where the butts live. Yeah. Nice move, Cheryl. There was a comedian who had a funny joke where he's like yeah my girlfriend started doing zumba he's a nigerian guy who lives downstairs from me are you gonna go see zumba yeah that's hilarious um what do you uh what'd you get up to this morning i went to a sex active meeting to work

on my porn addiction nice yeah it was badass yeah i woke up late i woke up at like noon oh nice yeah i always wake up to like 15 text messages yeah yeah just overwhelmed not really i'm used to i'm just like and everyone's nice so i'm just like for sure what up yeah copy copy i mean you know we always have stuff we got to take care of yeah yeah and then like yeah i'll send you like five texts dude the patreon and like three hours later for sure yeah it's not too helpful no no it is it's just funny yeah the schedules are off god forbid it's time sensitive yeah yeah i stay up. I was up till like three last night. Yeah. Ever since I got on these, this medication, it changed my whole like schedule.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's easier for me to do stuff at night. Like I worked out last night at, I got to the gym at 1130. Oh, nice. I'm kind of a, you do those late night sessions and I'm a, they always sound very appealing to me. It's awesome. Cause the gym is practically empty except for like the other super weirdos.

Yeah. And so everyone in there is just like really kind of in the zone, I would say. Yeah. Because there's not a lot of distractions late at night. There's nothing else to be doing. Like the world's not really moving. And yeah, it's nice. Yeah.

I'm envious of night out. I mean, I like to do things at night. I like to stay up late. But I'm also like, I just can't sleep in. Yeah. I just like wake up early. And it's like, even if I try to, like I just, it doesn't work. But if you go to sleep at like 10, are you going to wake up at like 4 in the morning?

Or are you able to sleep in as long as you go to bed early that's a good question because i don't really go to bed at 10 so i don't remember the last time i've done that but yeah it's tough i don't know many people who can do that but uh i think it's pretty consistently around like 6 37 nice i just like wake up i'm like fuck yeah before my meds i, I woke up every morning like, oh, fuck. Yeah. What's going on? Where are they?

They're here. Yeah. Yeah. They're pounding on the door. Yeah. Just like someone's here. They're coming to kill me. Get up.

Get up. Get up. Go. Move. Move. Move. What did you do till three? In the morning?

Well, so I got home from the gym at like 1230. I watched like a shit ton of MMA clips. I finished Bad Grandpa. And then I started watching the Gary Shanley doc. And then I was supposed to read our buddy Dustin's pilot. So I banged out like three-fourths of that. Nice. Yeah, it was good.

And then, yeah, that's basically it. Sweet. I jaded off a couple times too. Oh, nice. Yeah, unfortunately's basically it. Sweet. I jaded off a couple times, too. Oh, nice. Yeah, unfortunately. Me, too. I went to Madam Siam's with G-Baby Graham. It was pretty sweet.

What's Madam Siam's? Just some club. But it's one of those speakeasies, so they have a cool entrance cool entrance last night yeah oh that sounds awesome yeah did you end up going to that show yeah was that where the show was no but i went to the show and then there how was the show it was good what happened with the uh the person you were going to see that's why i went to madame siam she's like come i'm djing madame siam so i'm like for sure oh yeah and then did you call grandma's backup yeah i was like i need him i need a wingman yeah he's a good one for that he's a really solid wingman yeah because he's so social he's so social and he's like one of those guys who's like even if he's sober he'll

like start dancing like a fucking a goofball right and so girls like that yeah he's sober, he'll start dancing like a fucking goofball. Right. And so girls like that. Yeah, he's fun. Yeah. How did it go with the girl? It was pretty good. She was DJing, so I was just like, I saw her in the booth, and I just gave her a thumbs up. Supporting her, that's good.

I'm just like, nice. You spin the wax, I dig it. So I just planted that seed. That sounds good. Nice. You spin the wax, I dig it. And so just planting that seed. That sounds good. Yeah. Where'd you leave it? I don't know. Maybe just, you know.

Maybe just up in the air. That's nice, baby. All right. Should we get into it? Yeah, dog. Did you hear about this uh new york city judge he's presiding over a murder case right now where i believe the uh the guy's name is the brooklyn ripper and he killed an eight-year-old and the judge um it recently came out as a vaping from his e-cig during the trial yeah he goes to like make it look like he's scratching his beard

yeah but then a prominent blue light will pop out from the end of his fist and everybody's like is this judge vaping oh so like he wasn't like doing it in the open like i think he thinks he's being more sly about it than he is but i think to everyone else they're like sir we can clearly your honor we can clearly see you vaping yeah like is that a jewel he's like what yeah he's ripping an e-cig and they tried to get him to comment on it like a reporter was like hey i want to talk to you about something he was like about what and he had the e-cig in his hand and they were like that and then he was like no comment oh really yeah i think he's he's got to be open about he's like look this, look, this is a high-profile case. I get my nerves get up. I need to relax.

Yeah, I just think it's such a bad look for a judge to be hitting an e-cig. If I was the guy, if I was the defendant or whatever, and the judge was ripping an e-cig, I'd be like, or even just on both sides, I'd just be like, I don't know. I'd lose a lot of respect. I think it'd be hard for me as one of the attorneys, like you said, on either side to not be like, hey, chief, you paying attention? Yeah. Or you're ripping your fucking e-cig. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, I'd bring it up at every turn when we had a disagreement. Like, he'd be like, objections sustained. And I'd be like, oh, yeah. Yeah. From the e-cig king. Yeah. sustained and i'd be like oh yeah yeah from the e-cig king yeah it's like have you seen that steven dorf commercial where he's talking he's like it's time to take our freedom back you know and it's an e-cig commercial yeah i haven't seen that it's corny as fuck you just check it out

i like steven dorf yeah but i'd be like judge props to you for taking your freedom back and smoking indoors but what the fuck i guess it's against the law to smoke an e-cig oh really inside in in a courtroom yeah imagine if he's blown up huge things of like vape smoke you know like those guys that like come by a car and it's like a huge cloud he's just like what is your verdict he's like what, what? Oh, guilty. Yeah, so that's going to be death. Does anyone have a charger? Yeah, I was going to say he calls over the bailiff. He's like, hey, switch this one out.

And the bailiff hands him his other jewel. Yeah. I used to work for an intense boss. She was always on the move. And she would just throw you e-cigs to charge. She always had five charging and two would just like throw you e-cigs to charge she always had like five charging and like two in her pocket yeah all right now to the most important news of the day have you seen ben affleck's massive back tattoo i have i think it's fire you like it i dig it i dig it explain i support you in this supreme act of expression

uh i haven't do you have a photo actually yep yeah i think i think the majority of people are going to be anti but ben i just want you to know that i'm full steam ahead for you my friend because i don't know i think he's just, I think he's a guy who... Chad's looking at it for the first time. Yeah, take that back. That's fucking... Nah.

Sorry, Ben. You just have a huge supporter of you, especially when you're in the town. But how could a guy who directed whatever the fuck that movie was get a tattoo like that the town no the well that and uh one that won the argo argo i guess it's i thought it was a dragon but i guess it's a phoenix that's the colors yeah It's a lot. What's your take on it?

I think it's one of the worst things I've ever seen. But he clearly thinks he's going to bounce back from it. And I do too because he's a beast. And now he's got a beast on his back. He showed me the tattoo again. Dude, yeah, I totally agree with you. And Armageddon will forever go down as one of the most iconic movies of all time. And I think he slayed that.

He was awesome. Harry, you gotta let me do this. You're like a father to me. I like when he starts his own oil thing. He's like, fuck you, dude. I got one pump and you and your giant rig can suck it. Chad, who is your babe of the week? Babe of the week goes to Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Nice. Growing up, I was a huge Seinfeld guy. I love Seinfeld. I always thought Elaine was a babe. I didn't even know what boning was. I was watching Seinfeld in first grade. And then she's just like a beast, you know? She's just a comedy beast. Seinfeld powered through that.

And she was able to come back from that legendary show and just she had the Adventures of Old Christine and then she's just been slaying it with Veep. Just, like, just a comedy legend and just, like like a total babe throughout i don't think she's aged a bit um and uh i think she's currently battling breast cancer so julia i'm pulling for you i love you elaine what up you know just uh props to you for just dominating for these last you know 30 years who's your babe my baby of the week is carly ray jespin oh nice the world was introduced to carly ray jespin when she had the mega hit of

the summer and i think it was like 2013 call me maybe boy you came into my life i missed you so bad you should know that so call me maybe and then she disappeared for a while and people were like oh is she a one-hit wonder you know she was part of a cobra starship song that was kind of a hit but that was a little bit of a novelty move then she comes back with this album emotions unbelievable nice like it was soulful but it was still easy to dance to pop and personal and i just was blown away yeah then she comes out with emotions b-sides and it's even richer and you can't dance to it as easily but you can move to it like when you listen to some of the songs like roses your body just starts moving in this wavy kind of motion like your body feels like a paintbrush when you listen to her and yeah carly

ray um i didn't see it coming yeah did she um i felt the same because i was a huge call me maybe guy shout out to carly who's your beef of the week beef of the week? Beef of the week? Beef of the week goes to my swim coach, Mr. Dan. He would just continually bash me in practices. He'd lay out the sets we were going to do. He's like, all right, so you guys are going to do 50 free. You're going to do 100 fly. And then he'd always be like, and Chad, do you need me to explain that again he'd always

he'd consistently call me out he'd be like yeah we're gonna have to explain this to chad again because he doesn't understand what i'm saying and then he had me do like breaststroke all the time he's like yeah because that's not chad's strong stroke breaststroke i'm like yeah because that's a bullshit stroke you know what am i a frog suck yourself mr dan i don't think he really valued my intelligence like yeah i wasn't good at paying attention you know like i was daydreaming about bronzing and you know mr dan like i don't know maybe if you took a little bit of time to understand me understand who i am you would have seen that maybe i'm not like most swimmers put me in there coach maybe make me do fly i have big shoulders i like to think respect do you have any coaches like that who'd

clown on you for being a dumbass a dean at the first high school i got kicked out of mr holloway seemed to genuinely take pleasure out of punishing me yeah i could be like john you're suspended and then he'd be smiling i was like why are you smiling yeah his smile would be even bigger and i was like you motherfucker yeah no i think you nailed it all right my beef of the week is um one time uh my friend emily i was like hey you're having people over tonight she's like yeah like i thought she said like a hundred but when i got there it was 10 yeah so like i missed like a digit yeah so me and three friends brought over like a 30 rack of beer but it was like after a um football game for the high school so it was a bunch of parents there and there was this drunk dad there who was like really big and beefy yeah and um he kept like

challenging people to like feats of strength like he's like arm wrestle me he's all right let's see who can do more pull-ups and like i think his kid had already left the party so everyone's like what are you still doing here guy but he was just being like loud and rowdy and trying to hang out with all of us and i was hanging out with emily's little brother a lot auto who's a nice guy and i was getting him like drunk for the first time we were really bonding hard and the old guy just kept interfering with it like he was like oh come on come on who wants to do more push-ups come on feel me feel me i'm strong and i was like, whatever, dude. And then, so whenever the old guy would turn around, I'd smack his ass.

And then he was like, really like, Hey, who's smacking my ass? Nobody smacked my ass. And then I would just like crack up and then he would turn around and smack his ass again. And he kept getting more mad, more mad. And then finally at one point he turned to me and he goes, if you slap my ass one more time, I'm going to kill you. And I was like, okay, okay. And then he turned around. I waited like 30 seconds i slapped his ass he turns around and he just grabs me by the throat with his fucking strong old man hand and he starts choking me and there's

like 20 people looking at me and i didn't know what to do so out of like awkwardness i just started laughing as he was choking me i was like and then he just kept squeezing harder because he saw me laughing and then i started to lose consciousness i started to go out and i was like slapping him on the arm he kept chugging me and then the girl emily came running over to stop it and she wrapped her arms around the guy he thought it was a dude so he uppercutted his arm like that and didn't hit her in the face but like threw her sent her flying she like flipped over a table then everybody jumped up and dads were holding him by his arms and he was staring at me with like just rage in his eyes he goes he slapped my ass

he slapped my ass he was swinging his arms trying to get out of people's grips and literally it took like it was like sean penn in mystic river River where 30 guys have to hold him down from looking at his... And he was just like, let me at him. And then the dad of the party was like, dude, you have to go home. And then he was like, probably just drove home wasted. And then the parents were like, JT, you have to leave too. And Otto was drunk at this point, Emily's younger brother. He was like, no, mom, let him stay.

And I was like, thanks, Otto. And then she was like, no, they have to go. There's nowhere for them him stay and then i was like thanks otto and then she was like no they have to go like there's nowhere for them to stay and i was like he can stay in my room and i was like otto you're a legend dude that's so funny he slapped my ass he slapped my ass he slapped my ass all right who's your uh legend of the week legend of the week goes to jerry at the pokey shack yeah jerry he's just a fucking he's just a legend dude i mean and every time i walk in jerry's like chad what up and like just starts putting it together and he knows just the right amount of sriracha aioli and just the right amount of wasabi shoyu sabishoyu to put on there jerry not only are you a cool dude but you are a pokebowl master

hey guys my name is chad kroger you know me from the going deep with chad and jt podcast where chad and jt me and jt um give you a lot of knowledge and a lot of advice. And it's super stellar. But you know what's also stellar? The way we party. Because we party hard. Yeah, that's right. Super hard. Because we party with Helix Beer Bongs, the best in the business.

They have great models, and they will get beer flowing into your belly without second thought. So when you choose Beer Bongs, choose Helix and also keep going deep. Thank you, Helix, for that fire script you wrote me. All right, tight. So on top of that, we also have Douglas Lubricant, another best in the business. Now, guys, lube is a staple in the boning sesh. And you want to make sure you choose your lube right. It's sort of like the way you present yourself. And, you know, it's super smooth, you know, super unique. Like I said, these guys, they think outside the lube box. So, JT, do you want to add something about Douglas?

It's the best, man. Yeah. It tastes good yeah all right my legend of the week is um Robbie and Trevor I love them from the beginning they were always just like hilarious smart action-packed dudes I was friends with both of their older siblings uh especially Rob Robbie's older sibling Ross He's one of my best friends. I always have a great time with them. And, and then, yeah, Robbie and Trevor were just always a fun, cool dudes. But here's the story I wanted to tell. And I'm sorry that this is like the 80th

fight story. Trevor Strider and my brother and I called each other drinking buddies. One summer, we were drinking buddies one through four. We never said which number was which. You were in Bali that summer, so we didn't get to kick it with you as much, but you had definitely been in the starting five for drinking buddies. Thank you. Robbie really wanted into the drinking buddies crew, and we were like, no, sorry, Robbie. You can't be one of the drinking buddies.

You weren't there at the inception. So one night the five of us went to a bar in Newport Beach and my brother and his boys weren't 21 yet. So they brought their fake IDs. We get in there, we're sitting around at the bar, we're having a good time at a table, drinking some beers. And I go over to the jukebox to put on some music. And when I look back, some girls are talking to the guys and I was like, oh, I leave and the girls come. And then I see Strider dancing with some of the chicks. I'm like, holy cow, this is going great. So I keep putting in quarters into the jukebox and picking more songs so we can keep the party going. But then I see their guys go over to

our table because the girls were there with some guys. And they're talking to Robbie and my brother and Trevor. And then I put more music into the jukebox. I've picked like 10 songs at this point. And when I look back, Robbie is soaking wet, like head to toe drenched. And I'm like, oh fuck dude. They poured a beer all over Robbie. These guys were huge. I was like, we're going to have to leave here like a bunch of bitches. Like we're not going to fight these guys. So I go jogging back over and I'm like, what happened? What happened? And then Robbie covered in beer looks at me and he goes, he poured a beer on my head. So I broke his fucking nose. And I turn and look, and there's this six, four dirt face looking dude holding his face in the air and blood is just pouring out. So I guess what happened is,

is the guy came over. He didn't like that the girls were dancing with Strider. And he was like, Hey, give me one of your beers. And Robbie was like, no, you can't have one of our beers. And then he just grabbed a beer. So Robbie started fighting with him over the beer. And then the guy grabbed a pitcher of beer with his other hand and just poured it on Robbie. And then Robbie just reached back and socked him in the nose and smashed the guy's nose. And then all these people started surrounding us. They're like, what'd you guys do? Did you hit my friend? And I was like, it wasn't our fault. It wasn't our fault. So all five of us leave, we get out the door and we're walking away. And my brother is like, and Trevor escorting Robbie. So me and Strider in the back. And as we're walking this like model, this like six, four

comes out the front of the saloon. He's like, Hey, so you think it's cool to just like punk my friend? You think you can just do that? Sorry. Flashback real quick to, as we were leaving the bar, we walked by the guy with the broken nose and two girls were like standing next to him. And Robbie looked at him and went, how's your fucking nose, cunt? And the guy went, oh yeah, how's my fucking nose, cunt? Like trying to talk shit back. But then this model guy's following us outside.

He's like, no, dude, you can't just disrespect my friend like that. And I'm like trying to explain him the situation, he's not listening got his chest all puffed out and that's when strider strider turns to me goes if this guy makes a move we roll him i didn't know what that meant but i was like love you dog and then um finally we're gonna get into the car but the guy won't let us he's like no fuck you me, bitch. Like you think you can fucking do that to my friend. And then out of like camera, right into my peripheral, I just see Robbie come throwing haymakers. Like it's like windmilling his arms at the guy. So I'm like, Oh no. So I run and I try to tackle the guy. I think I didn't complete the takedown. I wasn't going to able to get him down. And then, so my younger brother came running in and like laid on me to get the

weight down to get the guy down. Thank you to my brother. And he never brings it up whenever I bring this story up, which is constantly. He's never like, oh, I helped you get the guy. And he's like, yeah, you got him down. I'm like, you're a sweet guy, brother. So we get on top of the guy and I'm standing above him. And then I put my fist up.

I'm like, don't make me, dude. Don't make me. And at that exact moment, 50 people come stampeding out of the bar. Like the whole bar just starts running at us. And from their point of view, it's just five guys on top of their friend. So they come running at us and they're running full speed. And then when they're like 10 feet from us, I jump off the guy and I go, timeout, timeout. And I call T, time, time.

And because Orange County has such a deep sports culture, everybody listened, everybody stopped and we're just leaving. Okay. We're just leaving. And then they were like, huh? Yeah. Maybe he's telling the truth, but they kept circling us. Like they didn't make up their mind yet. Walking around. I'm like, I'm serious. And I have my back to my car, but I'm backing up towards it. I'm looking at them. I'm like, and then they just keep getting closer and closer to us. And I, and then one guy in a red angel shirt who was built like a brick shithouse took out a mouthpiece and he looked at me and he went, just you and me, dog, just you and me right now. And I went, no, I'm not going to fight you. Then we all get into the car.

They're like, we're going to punch your windows. I'm like, please don't, you know, I start it. And then my brother goes, wait, where's Trevor? We look out the window and trevor is just talking shit to like 30 guys and he's shoving all of them he's like come on come on like wanting to fight them and god bless trevor the guy's got like zero back down in him but he would have got killed so my brother gets out of the car grabs trevor and just like wrestles him in we all get into the car they're all circling it trevor's like punch the fucking windows break your hand i'm like no trevor don't tell him to punch the windows and then we rip out of there like i pulled out and like people had to like jump out of the way of my car because i was just like we gotta get the fuck out of here and then we were driving we're driving and then cop

cars come blaring the other way lights on that was a great story thank you thank you as long as fuck all right should we get into the questions? I wanted to revisit one thing that happened. People have been writing into Chad and I for advice, not specifically for the podcast. Like last week, somebody wrote to both of us saying that his girlfriend was going to break up with him the next day and he wanted advice on what to do. Specifically, should he just play it cool or should he lay his feelings on the line?ad how did you uh advise this young man i thought you gave him good advice yeah i um i didn't have a lot of background on the sitch but you know i was like all right you know this is one of those times when um it looks like it might be game over you know so i'm like you know

what just go for the hail mary go big do a big romantic gesture be game over, you know? So I'm like, you know what? Just go for the Hail Mary. Go big. Do a big romantic gesture. Pour your heart out, you know? Get a limo. Do something big like that, you know? Because it's like that point where you have nothing to lose. I figured. I'm like, you got to stay in that fight. I love that.

Yeah. I gave him such weak advice. What'd you say? I was like, listen to her, and if she really wants to break up, accept it. That's probably the such weak advice. What'd you say? I was like, listen to her, and if she really wants to break up, accept it. That's probably the more sound advice. All right, dudes, let's get into some more questions. Will, sup squad, what up?

Will from Rhode Island here. I've been pondering lately about the possibility of the truth being out there, bros. My positions on aliens can be summed up to, I want to believe, quote, Fox Mulder, legend. Anywho, I'd like to know you guys position on aliens what would you do what what would you do if you had to represent the human race if you met an alien would you tell them about fast and furious tokyo drift let me know bros thanks bros if i wanted to start on the wrong foot then yeah i'd be like hey check out this tokyo drift and be like all right we're leaving now. I'm like, all right, see you. Yeah, I worry about aliens, but it's just like, you know,

you worry about going to a new school. You know, if you play it cool, hopefully they'll be cool too. That's my take. All right, Carter. Hey, boys, my friend is really struggling with money right now, and all our boys are going to Cuba for a grad trip. This is a once-in-a-l in a lifetime opportunity and the boys are going hard. He's one of the boys

and it would really suck if he missed out on getting fucked up with the boys. He has a GoFundMe page and he's trying his best to find the funds. It would be super stellar if you guys could help the boys out. We all listen to your podcast and you guys are our idols.

And I am going to donate and I'm going to rep the GoFundMe right now. It is www.gofundme.com. Get Keegs to Cuba. Nice. St stokers if we all put in a dollar we can get them there uh hell yeah i will be donating as well it's getting bronzed kevin yo what up croaks what up par this is kevin again i wrote in a few weeks ago about a bet i made with my bro paul i have to say when i heard the email last week from that broad question the legitimacy of my trials and tribulations,

my stoke hit an all-time low. My stoke hasn't been that low since that time my boy Rocco's sister caught me sniffing through her panties. Anyways, I've learned a lot from you wise bros, and I won't let that broad keep me down. I'm in another bind in which I need your guys' righteous advice. My parents had to take a business assignment overseas, so I had to move to Cincinnati

and stay with my aunt and dorky cousin Smiley. On the first day of school, I met an ultimate babe named Becky. Becky and I have been wrestling in the sheets for a few weeks now and I'm already beginning to establish my dominance at this school. My problem is that her brother is another alpha and happens to be captain of the hockey team. He's got all of his bros bashing on

Smiley and me. I'm a beast in my own right but I can't take them all on myself. Do you guys think I should fight a losing fight for Smiley or challenge them to some sort of race down down a steep dangerous hill i think you should link up with the brother in the race down the hill and maybe fight against not each other but it's clear you guys both have a lot of strength so maybe have a team and then go up against the real enemy which i think is like the prep kids you know what i mean yeah find common ground that you know obviously

yeah because you know race or fight though even even if you win you know there's still that conflict so yeah find a way to link up i think you just put it perfectly kai what up team i was recently bummed out to find out that one of my boys isn't a fan of steve irwin steve irwin is a true legend of my eyes even up there with paul walker how can i convince my bro that steve irwin is a beacon of headlights for bros all over the world it takes some people they need some kind of a lesson to understand how extreme steve was when it came to wild animals. So I would like find like a wild snake or something and unleash it on your boy and see how he deals with it. And then once he freaks out, be like, see, Steve would have grabbed that by the tail and like

kicked it with the snake. So why don't you have some respect? I saw a video of a lady of like these two female lions running up to a fence and the lady was behind the fence and the lions just jump up and like start hugging her. Right. I was like, that is like a dream come true. Can you imagine if you had two lions just like hugging you? That sounds amazing. That's how I want to be cuddled.

Yeah. By a lion. Yeah. I think it's fun. This is back to my friend Ross. Like chicks always really liked him and I think it's because he's such a bear yeah that when he was nice to him they're like oh my god like this killing machine is really sweet to me i must be really special yeah that's cool drew name is drew what up gentlemen huge fan been rocking with you guys ever since the california

drought video sweet so recently i had an experience that i can't shake i went to visit my bro who still lives in our old college town after a day of casual beer drinking and grilling we decided to hit the town our first stop was at a bar right by his place nothing crazy just a low-key starter spot i went up to grab a drink and i was walking up i thought i spotted a nice gal that i met through tinder and took out on a date me trying to be sly ordered a drink then looked over and said hey do you remember me the gal responded with no it had been almost a year since we went on that lovely night. So I said, yeah, we went on that date, but it got cut short because your roommate was puking at the bar.

Her response was showing me her hand, which had an engagement ring on it and replied, no, I've been married for four years. Me being embarrassed, I grabbed my beer and walked away chuckling at my mistake, brushing it off. The next afternoon, we decided to head back to the same spot to enjoy some tasty dollar tacos. As we were enjoying the delicious feast, that same gal walks in and sits at the bar. I kind of ducked my head,

not wanting to be seen. Then she starts telling her friends at the bar that a weirdo came up to me last night, asking if I remembered him from our Tinder date. At this moment, my heart sank and the delicious tacos became a burden holding me back from running out of the bar. She continued to talk about how if her husband were there,

he would have popped me right in the jaw and beat my creepy ass. My buddies are all looking at me as if I'm the antichrist. I finished my plane and got in my car and headed home and defeated an embarrassed man. Hearing what a female actually thinks when you approach her doesn't seem like a huge deal. But when you hear it firsthand and it's all negative, your stokeness when it comes to love and dating turns into dust. Every time I go out now, instead of going up to a girl that I think is cute and starting a conversation and possibly finding my soulmate, I've resorted to blacking out and ending up on my couch alone watching always sunny with guac and chips i'm not against the this move at all actually i love it but i'm worried i might never bounce

back from this i know paul would never be in this situation but i try to think what would he do what would paul do so he's rattled by hearing what this chick actually thought yeah i mean i think she was super over the top yeah like to call him a creep and a weirdo and then brag about how her husband's gonna pop him oh cool so your husband's as awful as you are he made a mistake exactly totally innocent yeah i'd say i'd say i'd say uh you got to face your fears head on you know you you can't let this uh get in the way you got to get back out there and um keep talking to girls you know because i think once you you're just gonna keep replaying that bad experience over and over in your head maybe

if you go out and you like actually talk to some girls and like it's like a good experience then you'll forget all about that you're like oh that was a one-time thing yeah you're good dude don't don't let them get you down what paul would do do is Paul would tell you to just focus on your drag racing, focus on your love of the beach, and focus on maintaining solid relations. Can we do a the bad guy,

the tough guy? Oh, yeah, yeah. Guys, we have a new segment now. It's called Tough Guy Talk from Chad and I. What's up, dog? What's up? What's going on? Just bought a bag of Blosky. And this guy's always trying to get you into trouble, but he makes it seem like it's part of just like camaraderie. Like he treats all bad behavior like camaraderie.

Yeah, just bought a bag of Blosky. Yeah, just got a bag of Blosky. I'm trying to rip it before work. Come here. Give it a little sniff. What? Bro, you're not going to get in trouble. Just give it a little sniff.

I have a meeting to go into. Yeah, bro. We all got meetings to go into. So let's go in there with a pep in our step. Take a little bump of the blowski. Hey, after we sign this big deal after the meeting, let's go get some massages. I want to see what you look like when you're getting touched. Come on. Get on the table. Get on the table. Dude, you got to drop trouser when you're in the massage place. Come on. Let me see that dick. I don't want to show my dick. No, I gotta see it, because that's how we bond. Hey, we all got regular dicks, bro. We're all good guys. Just pull your dick out.

Get on the table. I don't have... Take a bump of this blowski. I'm... Okay. If I do blow, can I not do the heroin? No, no, you gotta tie me off. Hey, tie me off real quick.

Hey, hey, hey, here's what we'll do. Tie me off, and then let's prank phone call your dad. Here, tie me off real quick. Hey, here's what we'll do. Tie me off, and then let's prank phone call your dad. Here, tie me off real quick. It'll be fun. We'll get high on H, and then we'll prank call your dad, and we'll be like super mellow on the phone, but we'll be having fun with him. It's always fun to have fun with your dad.

A lot of people don't do that. They don't know it's fun to be fun with your dad. All right, let me tie you off. Yeah, tie me off, tie me off. No, beautiful, but do it tighter, do it tighter. All right, all right, all right. Yeah, yeah, that's it, let me feel it. All right, now jam me, jam me, jam me. Oh, no, here, here, here. time you off time you off no beautiful but do it tighter do it all right all right yeah yeah that's it let me feel it all right now jam me jam me jam me oh no here here open the door yeah so

the other people at the office can see us yeah yeah they'll be hilarious because when they walk by and they see we're doing h they'll be like what the fuck are they really doing h they'll think we're joking but we're actually doing it hey guys check this out pop me pop me with the edge um dude just jamming in there wherever you go. All right. Ah. Ah. Oh, man, I'm ready to make a deal. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go make some deals now because I'm feeling fucking fired up, dude. I mean, I feel mellow because of the H, like I'm just kissing angels, but I'm ready to

make a deal. Dude, your left eye is just like shut now. Oh, it's totally shut, baby. I can only see out of one eye. That's all you need. Peripheral vision is totally overrated. People confuse themselves. They see too much stuff and then they process too much stuff.

When you simplify it with just one eyeball it's much easier oh okay that's cool it's cool so are we gonna go to hooters after yeah yeah let's go to hooters let's get a bunch of like like 200 wings let's flirt with the waitresses and then after that let's drive my car in reverse down the freeway just fuck with people just being reversed being like and people be like hey turn your car around you're going the wrong way but what what like i got no fucking clue what they're talking about yeah

dude I really dig that I think I'm starting to talk like dude one time you gotta hear this story one time we were taking communion dude and I put my cock out

and I just put it in the wine jar and I'm like hey you guys got a drink in there? that's domination dude alright this has been the tough guy hour great talking to you guys is this it?

Okay. Yeah. Sorry, Jimmy. What's up guys. Lately. I truly felt I've reached self enlightenment within the mountains. I've been skiing and riding my whole life and this just makes me feel at

peace. However, I recently felt something was missing, which leads me to this. So recently I watched the movie into the blue with Jessica Alba and Paul Walker. And despite the parts where violence is involved, it really shows how the only thing a man needs in his life is an amazing

woman in a beautiful ocean playground. I myself love the ocean and have the utmost respect for it, but I'm around three hours away from it. With that being said, I really want to experience all aspects of mother nature and what better way to do that than surf. I understand surfing is more than a sport or a pastime, but a lifestyle. I also think the industrialized world where we live in has become too disconnected with nature. So with that being said, are there any pro tips you guys have for a lone beginner trying to conquer all forms of mother nature herself while finding my way through this world? P.S.

Doing a great job in that Paul Walker movie is a true role model and I 100% support a monument built for him. His impact on this world is way bigger than people realize. He's a true hero. Thanks, Jimmy. Yeah, you had to go for it,

but you know, don't be too, don't be too overzealous, you know, don't be afraid. Don't be too big for lessons and stuff, you know, start small and go big, you know, I think when you start from a place where you're like, I just want to learn this shit, you know, then it'll be much more enjoyable for you, you know, a lot of times they'll just be like, yeah, I'm going to surf, and they get like a shortboard and they just paddle out, and then they get thrashed in the waves or they get yelled at. And then they're like, oh, this sucks. So I just approach it all with humility, but get out there, get in nature, and you'll feel stoked. Shred dog.

Young Maximus. Hey, bro, big fan of the podcast. I love the positivity and motivation you spread, man. My bros and I had one big question, though, for Chad. Is your mom a MILf i hope so jt jt all right tight love you mom i'm maddie and this question is for both of you i was wondering since you bros quit porn which i will be doing as well thanks to you guys i've been struggling with it a little bit to be honest with you guys that if you ever still drain the hose from time to time without

using porn and just by using your good old imagination and maybe some douglas lubricant would love some advice on how you straight up quit cold turkey yeah i use the imagination and douglas um yeah dude use your creativity creativity expands the more you use it so use that imagination and uh um totally that's what i do yeah because i think chad's making a good point like when you use your imagination you actually improve as a person. Yeah. Chad, my name's Jack and I'm a senior in high school. First off, I want to start by saying your pot is fucking fire.

The other day I finally got the hottest chick in the school to get with me. I was as happy as I've ever been. But once we started getting down to the nitty gritty, I couldn't get hard. I felt like a complete chump. What's my next move? Thanks, Jack. Can I take this one? Yes.

I've had boner problems basically my whole life from excessive porn and from excessive pressure i put on myself to perform it happens to the best of us okay and it's really not that big of a deal what you need to do is just be honest with yourself and try to practice real intimacy with the person you're with and tell them like look and i'm just growing as a person and i think you'd be surprised at how many people if you keep it real with them and it will kind of give you time to, to get comfortable. Cause that could be a big part of why your boner's not working. Definitely don't go to the Cialis and the Viagra. Cause that's a crutch that'll one day lead to dire consequences. And then, yeah, try to like cut out the porn because that really hurts the boner too and fucks with your expectations but my dog do not feel bad it happens to some of the greatest

men in history and you could be on that trajectory and and your boner will come when it's supposed to dude props to you for being so open about that your boner issues dude i used to like at a certain point i just like got over it i was like like, look, I have to own this. And I'd like come out of a room and my friends would be like, dude, how was that? And I'd like, I couldn't get hard.

And they were like, oh, nice. And I was like, yeah, I think I have some intimacy issues. And then I went to therapy and I worked through them. And then my boner came in strong dog.

Yeah. And maybe you were nervous because she's the hottest chicken. You're like, maybe she's boning the hottest dudes and maybe I don't match up to the hottest dudes. But guess what, man, that's all in your head.

I bet you a sensitive soul like you is going to be wonderful the hottest dudes and maybe I don't match up to the hottest dudes. But guess what, man? That's all in your head. I bet you a sensitive soul like you is going to be wonderful at bringing the wood. I promise you, pal. All right, dudes. That will be it for episode 12 of the Going Deep with Chad JT podcast. Thank you guys so much for tuning in, for writing fire questions,

for being just overall amazing people uh you guys make our lives that much better so we're really stoked on you guys and um if you want bonus content um don't forget to check out our patreon patreon.com slash chad goes deep you can check out a bunch of uh extra stuff and you know just uh get fired up on that. If you want to just, uh, help us out. Uh, it's a, a pretty stellar way to do it. We have extra episodes and all that kind of stuff.

So it's, it's sweet. Um, and then, yeah, just, uh, keep tuning in,

give us a rating review if you want. Um, and, uh, yeah, I feel pretty stoked after day. How do you feel? i feel really good about this yeah me too so uh oh yeah and and then the the email for questions is chad goes deep podcast at gmail.com so uh make sure you hit that email because sometimes people they'll send them in like some other way i'll forget about them so make sure you send it to that email chad goes deep podcast at gmail.com thank you so much dudes i'll see you guys we'll

see you guys later