Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep 153 - Chad and JT
Episode Date: September 23, 2020What up Stokers?! This week Chad and JT discuss the universe being a 2D hologram, a concept neither guy really understands, they also discuss why people were doubtful about the iPhone, Joe Rogan moder...ating the presidential debate, and fake thank yous. Enjoy!Sponsored by Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code GODEEP20 at Manscaped.com. If you wanna trim your pubes during a contagion.Get 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows at helix.com/godeep
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call me sally and tell me it's tuesday oh wait hold on sorry
my my cousin had one for me. I can't
Oh do it dude. I can't let him down.
Which cuz?
Evan. Nice.
Where is it?
Oh where did he say?
Oh I know where he said it.
You trying to track
down the thread? Yeah.
Okay.
So start this. Start from here ready tickle my taint and tell me it's tuesday what's up stokers of stoke nation this is chad
kroger coming in with the going deep of chad and jt podcast guys before we begin i remind you once
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whatever's gone your grundle that much different from your face probably not yeah no that's what
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Yeah.
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That's badass.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I'm sure your pack approves.
Yeah, I think it does.
Brand new turn of phrase for it.
The pack. The pack. Yeah yeah that's a good rap group
from the bay yeah was it really uh kind of nice they had a song about van shoes nice what was it
coke white vans dude i don't even remember the song at all did that help inspire your love for vans no i think lords of dogtown did yes
no i think performance by heath ledger yeah so good yeah i can remember when i first started
wearing vans i think i started wearing vans before that but i don't know that was what like
the the classic like the classic vans when you see those, it's just like, you're like, that's it.
Yeah.
That's all you need.
It is a good look.
Yeah.
Did Paul wear classic Vans?
He wore Chucks in Fast and the Furious.
And I think he switched to Vans in Too Fast, Too Furious.
But he never really wore like classic Vans.
He wore like the, I don't even know what you call them the
more of the skate shoe type right like the sort of there's a little bit more um
stuff going on there nice i can't talk right now i feel like i'm jumbling my words no you're not
oh really yeah we're just tired too yeah yeah we've had a long day yeah we've been do we've
been kind of look i don't want to lick our own balls too much on on recording but we've had a long day yeah we've been do we've been kind of look i don't want to
lick our own balls too much on but we've been working hard yeah i've been working hard yeah
you know today was like kind of like during the day i was like because i'm so used to just having
a lot of stuff to do you know yeah and so today i like well i was at like i was like 10 10 a.m i
was like surely there's something I'm missing.
Right. I think I got to do something.
Right.
That's sort of like, because like when you're working a ton, you're like, man, I just can't
wait till I get some rest.
Then you do get that rest.
But if you like are in work mode so much, you're sort of like restless.
You're just like a dog.
You're just like.
Yeah.
What do I do?
It turns into horniness for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But those two things, they grow together. Yeah. Busyness into horniness for me yeah yeah but those those two things they grow together
yeah busyness and horniness yeah how does that manifest do you like need a release or do you
just hold it in and do squats like what's that it's a little bit of both yeah yeah i need to
release but then i also kind of try to channel it into productivity yeah like working out it's a
good one yeah yeah a little more instagram
stories interesting yeah yeah you told me that yesterday i was like wow i i can't believe you
even made that connection that the horniness fueled your desire to create more instagram stories
yeah it's uh there was a correlation yeah or just not knowing what to do with all that energy but i
knew if i didn't dedicate it to making Instagram stories, it would go towards horniness.
Right.
Yeah.
And I can't afford that.
Yeah.
No, I hear you.
That's smart.
That's like channeling your chi.
Right.
That's like tantra.
I mean, if you looked at my daily masturbation totals, it would still be excessive horniness, but it could be worse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it could be worse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's interesting when you sort of like get into a mindset where you think,
where you start to believe that J-ing off is bad for you.
Yeah.
Because then it kind of like ruins it forever.
Yeah. No, you got to go easy on yourself though.
I know.
I know.
But it's like I sort of treat it more as like a gift now.
Like if I have a lot of work to do do i'll try not to do it before those
work days so i can have a little more you know cheese a little more jing in my ding yeah uh
and uh and then when i finish the work and i have a day off i'll just explode onto my sheets
yeah well i think you're like a ferrari too like you need you need good gas good oil if you start
putting that bad gas in there the car
like doesn't run the same i break down and cry but i mean but i'm yeah ferraris do that yeah
but i've never seen a no you're always running well though oh yeah every time i see you at the
track that the car's running well yeah i try yeah maybe maybe i put on that face maybe just in my
mind i'm sure like i'm losing it nah you're good you're good okay do you feel that way do you feel like you're losing it uh
no but i think a lot yeah i think i i think more than i think people think i think
you know yeah i know i know you think a lot yeah I don't know if I'd show it. Because people are like, oh, you seem so chill right now.
I'm like, really?
You are chill, though.
You are chill.
You're just like, but I know how many ideas you get because you call me.
So I'm like.
So I know when you have ideas.
Yeah.
But a lot of them are genius.
So I'm like, I'm super stoked.
Yeah. Well, sad with yours. It's fun. But yeah, I know what of the ideas. Yeah. But a lot of them are genius. So I'm like, I'm super stoked. Yeah.
Well,
it's a,
it's fun,
but yeah,
I know what you mean.
Yeah.
I got to try and stop thinking so much.
My,
my brain's just running away with me sometimes.
Yeah.
But dude,
I think,
I think part of it is I just get so juiced up when we're working a lot that I
start to,
I I'm,
I'm feeling so good about it that I don't feel that I'm kind of,
uh,
kind of getting shaky a little bit, or I don't know if shaky is the right term, but I'm just like really am. Cause you'm feeling so good about it that I don't feel that I'm kind of, uh, kind of getting shaky a little bit,
or I don't know if shaky is the right term,
but I'm just like really am.
Cause you're feeling so good.
I'm feeling so good.
But then I think I start to feel a little bit,
a bit fried and then like,
I don't,
uh,
and I,
I keep doing things that'll fry me more.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hear you.
And then,
um,
but,
but I feel good.
Yeah.
So you, you, you, you worry that you'll get too fried like
you need to establish that rest time yeah exactly yeah which is crazy because i rest a lot but i
think i just need it yeah yeah well there's something about when you're doing uh creative
work where it's sort of like it it takes a a different part of your mind you know or it it makes you super tired right first off
and so it's like a you know if you're doing sort of like menial tasks all day or just like sort of
scheduling stuff or you know typing on the computer it's like i feel like that's way different than
when we're like okay we have to like come up with stuff or like yeah perform you got to like rest
your brain yeah because you're like you just you need that period because you're like i'm about to
like use all of this for an extended period of time does that make sense totally yeah no i feel
that really acutely yeah yeah where i'm like dude i if i gotta like be on i need a lot of time off yeah yeah because it's
like uh yeah it is you gotta be hyper vigilant you're just like all awake yeah sorry if i
disturb you during your rest time no not at all dude no i get plenty of rest you're the best
but i just like uh i uh i don't know. What else?
I really fumbled that one.
No, no, but I think it's interesting because it's sort of like,
it's weird that we're in Corona and our busyness is one of the highest it's ever been.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is but i think but i don't know maybe there's something to like
when we have to like make stuff maybe maybe i think i think for me when we were making stuff
i didn't put as much thought into like the preparation or like you know
much thought into like the preparation or like you know i think like there's just so much more brain power i i don't know i think i like once you once you really understand what you're doing
then you sort of like need to tune your brain but when you when you're sort of like learning along
the way of like how to create stuff and like what you're doing i think you kind of i at least didn't i don't know what i'm talking about no you're i know i know what you're talking
about i do yeah yeah it's sort of like you start to understand okay which parts of my brain do i
need to use whereas if um before it was sort of like a you're like a sponge you're like okay i'm
just gonna go and figure this out but now it's sort of like this you're like a sponge you're like okay I'm just gonna go and figure this out
but now it's sort of like
this is what I have to do
these are the beats
I have to hit
um
it's more professional
am I making any sense
you're making total sense
yeah
I mean I don't know
it might be too behind
I mean it's just a good
conversation for us
yeah yeah yeah
but it's uh
it's um
it's professionalism
I think it's the same thing
like whenever we go
to do something now
it's like
it feels a bit higher stakes than it did when we thing. Like whenever we go to do something now, it's like,
it feels a bit higher stakes than it did when we first started.
Yeah.
Yeah. Maybe that's,
maybe it's just,
it feels higher stakes.
Yeah,
totally.
Yeah.
And then the people we're working with,
you know,
it's like,
like the people we initially worked with were friends.
We knew them first as friends and then as colleagues.
But now we're meeting people as colleagues first.
Right. You know what I mean? So it's i mean so it's a different it's a different just uh i mean it still feels the same in a lot
of ways but it's a it's a slightly different kind of a rapport i guess totally yeah um toes
yeah dude we read an article that the universe is two-dimensional and we're living in a hologram yeah crazy i mean
i was reading i was like i don't understand this but didn't make sense to me either sort of did
yeah insofar as that i understood two sentences out of the whole thing yeah yeah well i think
you touched on this before before we started um because when i first heard about the universe
potentially being a hologram i was like oh that'd be such like you
said a relief yeah i think you said relief in regards to a simulation right yeah i was thinking
it'd be a relief because then the universe wouldn't be as ginormous as we think it is
because that's so daunting i think right yeah you know because you're like light years and like 18
billion light years.
The thought of that is just what makes you want to explode.
Yeah, this could potentially undermine all that.
And they're like, no, it's actually really small.
You don't have to know all those words.
This might be a W.
Right, yeah.
Like if you didn't have to understand like gravitational waves.
Yes.
Because like that's been on my dome for like six months.
Damn, dude.
Yeah.
I just thought about it. I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, oh, crap.
I have to learn about gravitational waves soon.
Just make sure you give your dome a rest and you think about Slurpees and stuff.
That's a good call.
Yeah.
Slurpees and like, I don't know, maybe like tangerines.
Yeah.
Although Slurpees can get complicated too.
For sure.
Like flavors.
Yeah.
What do you go with?
I haven't had one in years. Same much to think about yeah um yeah and then when it said that the universe was
2d i i was like okay so we're just like projections and i was like but yeah i felt i felt tremendous
relief because i uh i was like if this is all a simulation then all these mistakes i'm making
have already been preordained and then I won't feel them as much.
Yeah.
Like, there's no free will.
Yeah.
That's kind of nice.
But that's not really for you in the idea of, like, you can't create your future?
I feel good about my simulation.
Oh, you think it's...
Yeah, I think I got a lucky one.
Oh, that's a good way to think.
Yeah.
That's smart.
But... want oh that's a good way to think yeah that's smart but um but i and when people say okay so because i know this isn't about that but if it did say that we were i just want to get to what
i want to say that if it does if it did say that we're living in the matrix the matrix is incredible
yeah like how do i feel this much in the matrix right i'm feeling a ton dude yeah yeah you're feeling i'm feeling yeah you know steamy steaming
willie steaming beeman from uh any given sunday steaming willie beeman steaming willie beeman
i'm feely jt healy
feely jt feely jt healy i'm a quarterback and i got and i'm sensitive yeah that's good when people hike
they hike into your heart yeah heart heart on heart heart heart heart feelings heart
at six yards on first down emotional toll for emotional toll 42 and hike emotions motions emotions
emotions hike heart um yeah depression depression anxiety it's an audible anxiety anxiety anxiety that's an audible anxiety anxiety anxiety all right you're gonna go for the euphoric trip all right
hey you're gonna be running downfield baby and you're also gonna be running into your
new life this is all about transformation i love you dude
yeah um that was crazy though the world's 2D yeah that was pretty nuts
that the world's 2D
yeah I'm wearing
Leo on my shirt
nice dude
from R&J
Romeo and Juliet
yeah
dude I had a spirited
discussion with a
lady I was on a date
with about that
she doesn't like
Romeo and Juliet
that's
that's a travesty
she thinks
she thinks they're
too dramatic
which I kind of like
that she said that
because I'm so dramatic
but yeah like offset I was like oh yeah we're different yeah that's cool She thinks they're too dramatic, which I kind of like that she said that because I'm so dramatic.
Offset.
I was like, oh yeah, we're different.
That's cool.
She doesn't like the notebook.
That's a very interesting dynamic.
You love the notebook, right?
Yeah.
Me too.
Dude, when they start making out on the boat.
It's not over.
It wasn't over.
It's still not over.
That was the most confusing boner I ever had.
Because it was like, oh, yeah, love.
So it wasn't fueled by sexual things.
I was erect because of love.
That's awesome, dude.
That's the best erection.
First time.
Yeah.
That's an erection that can last.
I was like 12.
Forever? Maybe not, but I hope so. Yeah. i was like 12 forever maybe not but i hope so yeah i was like 12 and i was like holy tomatoes dude there's a scene
where they're uh where they're rowing in the lake and he's rowing and she's in there and then just
this this torrent of rain comes down yeah and then they sit there and they're not and he gets
soaked his white linen shirt is just soaked and then they're at this like tense moment he just starts smiling and then they both just start dying laughing it's
so ridiculous they're like he's rowing the boat yeah and then um i was like why are they laughing
but then i went i want to laugh like that yeah i want to laugh when it rains on me yeah yeah
i wrote you every day i wrote you every day for a year it's not over it wasn't over
it's great
dude walberg and fear you just watched fear oh yeah that guy uses some lips oh oh yeah dude
he's buffing that movie he might be the toughest guy from any movie yeah walberg and fear might be
able to take like achilles from troy he's made out of bricks he's like undestructible he's the
dad's like kicking the shit out of him like throwing him through like you know glass and
he's like just getting up and shaking it off like the terminator yeah yeah i love fear it's so
uh man i just love 90s movies there's the feel yeah everything about them great texture the
dialogue the texture the the style the parties they go to yeah it's all cool and then like
teenage life seemed like it was like sort of like perfect back then well they're 17 yeah but they're
allowed into bars and the bartender's like no that's in like 10 things i hate about you like
the bartender's like what's up verona yeah like you're 17 how you know a bartender yeah yeah where
you can like get into and like you know warburg and fear he's like the pool shark yeah like the
coolest seattle brewery yeah yeah uh does that make you want to check out Seattle have you ever been to Seattle I've never been no
I kind of want to check it out
you're going right
Seattle
I don't know what am I thinking about
not Seattle
Santa Fe
no I knew you were going to Santa Fe
I got confused about where your dad was
oh yeah
yeah no I've never been to Seattle
but
usually around this time like when summer's ending i'm like pretty devastated but then i get
ready for fall i'm like yeah like i'm gonna start rocking a sweater and i'll get into it for a
little bit and then once like once like once it gets past december i'm like all right back to
summer dude yeah dude i got super sad last january I think some of that was seasonal. Yeah. Oh, for sure. I was like, I was feeling blue, dude. Yeah. Cause I was in Wyoming for a
week when it was like ice cold. It was like getting into your chest. And I was just like,
I'd look out into nature. I don't like nature that much, which is weird. Yeah. And I'd look
out into nature and I'd be like, man, that's an unforgiving tundra. I was like, everything out
there is just dying right and
then i was like well i don't feel good yeah then i came back to california i was like all right
it's a little better yeah i don't like being in snow for an extended period of time it's tough
i like i lived in snow for you know a year a couple years this is horrible. I hated it. Yeah. I thought it was going to be cool.
I was like, sweet.
I'm going to like, you know, it's going to snow.
Maybe we're going to have snow days, you know.
And then the snow came.
And after one day, I was like, this fucking blows.
Yeah.
It's horrible.
It gets everywhere.
You have like one snowball fight and you're like, that was cool.
And that's it. Then you went to beach. It's horrible. It gets everywhere. You have like one snowball fight and you're like, that was cool. And that's it.
Then you want the beach.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I think I'm just not, if you wanted me to be able to handle it, I had to get out there earlier.
Right.
I'm just too old and soft now.
I can't do it.
Yeah.
But you appreciate like the ocean, right?
I love the ocean.
Yeah.
Like if that's cold?
No, no, in terms of nature.
Yeah, I do like the ocean a lot. That's true. Yeah. That one. But like, I don the ocean. If that's cold? No, in terms of nature. Yeah, I do like the ocean a lot.
That's true.
I've had friends be like,
dude, isn't that sunset crazy?
It is crazy to me, but I can't sit and look at it
for 20 minutes.
I'm like, alright, come on, what are we doing?
But I want to dial back
so I can appreciate it.
If you were to go to like zion
national park would you be stoked yeah if we had like netflix yeah
so like he had like a couch and a tv at zion national park yeah like when we went to mammoth
i made all the guys watch queer eye with me it was awesome right yeah yeah reggie had the best
line he was like uh i was like if
you were like one of the kind of uh you know super straight guys that they have on there who's kind
of like hickey or whatever he's like it just walks in ladies like i think seven gay dudes just
kidnapped andy and then reggie had the best line he was like he's like how do you know they were
gay it's like they were moving in slow motion Because they do all those montages on that show.
Seven gay dudes just kidnapped Andy.
He's getting a makeover, dumbass.
Oh, sorry, I didn't know.
Oh, that was him?
That Van Ness character.
He's getting a makeover yeah I wrote a letter
wait you can read
you get a god dang makeover
I'm getting a makeover
yeah I guess I've been a little sad
ever since
my dog Charlotte passed away
he was about my best friend
yeah so I'm looking forward to you know
trying new things and And they give him
a comb over, like a sport coat.
He's like, hey!
I'm feeling pretty good. I think I'm having
fun.
I think 7GayDude was just kidnapped Andy.
The kids are like,
Dad, you look amazing.
You look so good, Dad. Yeah.
That show is good.
I gotta watch it.
Oh, man. so good dad yeah that show is good i gotta watch it um oh man did you read the article about the did you read the article about the dude who said that the apple iphone was gonna flop
i i couldn't open that for some reason dude i agreed with his critiques what'd he say he says
that it ignored the main reasons the ipod succeeded simplicity and
ease of use because because when the first iphone came out it was really cumbersome so this is like
2008 or something yeah he said it yeah he thought it had too many functions in a single box that was
super wrong you know i was i was really resistant to getting an iphone when it came out me too
i was like i'm gonna get you an iphone i was like, no way, I'm going to break it.
Have you seen that thing?
I was convinced.
I was like, I'm going to break that straight away.
And then he said people would hate the touch surface.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which I was a little bit hesitant about too.
I think I do remember not liking that too.
I was like, oh, I like buttons.
Yeah.
It was hard for me.
I didn't like it.
But now I'm like, this thing's seven hours a day on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
So Donald Trump said that he might do, that he was down to do a political debate with
Joe Rogan as the, what's it called?
The interviewer?
The moderator.
Moderator.
Yeah.
Thoughts?
I'm down. I hear you man dude i think uh i'm down too yeah
if you can't do it maybe david goggins yeah david goggins um
t-max sink pat mcnamara yeah he's good maybe you take them on like a gun range
or maybe just they both do sprints.
I think former guest of the pod, Matt Iceman,
host of American Ninja Warrior, would crush it.
He would crush.
He'd bring so much positive energy to it.
He'd be so fired up.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah, he'd do a really good job.
Also, I like John Dickerson.
Who's that?
He hosts the Slay Political Gab Fest and Face the Nation, I think. Or he has some political show, I forget the name. he'd do a good rate he'd do a really good job also i like john dickerson who's that he hosts
like the slave political gab fest and face the nation i think or he has some political show i
forget the name but i like him yeah who else who else do i like um you knew else would crush it
my uncle your uncle yeah he'd be really good he'd be good you know i think my brother would be good
yeah because he would just he kind of like he'll like say things to you and just kind of stare at
you and like you kind of feel like he's trying to break you down so if he did that to them
see who could really just take the test right he'd be like so they'd be they'd start the debate and they'd be like
all right welcome to the debate my brother be like hey and they'd be like hey and then they'd
just you'd see who'd break first because he'd just say hey and then you just make him stand there
dude i like that make them hang in the discomfort yeah yeah skip the policy and just get into like
yeah who knows how to be chill yeah yeah
because they just want to break the silence with their you know their script or their like charm
or something they just like but who can stand there for 20 minutes and just be comfortable
dude i like that yeah also if your brother would just like if it devolves into shit talking say
hey bros no talking shit yeah just swipe it
down like that yeah no talking shit let's keep it let's keep it specific you're talking shit
knock that out knock that out dude no hey bro chill chill dog you're getting rowdy dude you're
getting hot under the collar we need you to chill hey dude dude cameras there's cameras everywhere
take it down a little bit
yeah dude i would i would apologize apologize dude come on say you're sorry dude say you're sorry for the last thing that was rude dude i i think i would i don't think i would do well in a
political debate yeah i think you would you think so yeah Yeah. Okay, hell yeah. I would get convinced of the other side.
I'd be in there to argue one side politically,
and then the other guy would debate me.
I'd be like, you know, that guy's making some really good points.
Right.
I'm on his side now.
I like that, dude.
Yeah.
Dude, that's fire.
I'm the most gullible person.
Someone that makes a good argument, I'm like, yeah, you're right.
Yeah, but you're like the only person I've ever met who's aware of their gullibility.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's like a movie character or something.
Oh, dude, thanks.
Yeah.
It's like, I'm gullible.
Yeah.
Oh, no, Mr. Potata.
You put the ruse on me.
You know I'm gullible.
I think I'm gullible with like self-awareness.
Like, exactly. With self-awareness.
Exactly. With self-awareness.
Someone will tell me something, I'll be like, man,
that is a super convincing argument and I really want to believe that.
Then in my mind, I'll hover above it and I'll be like,
just don't grasp onto anything.
Right. That's how it kind of works.
Dude, have you seen what
Troy Casey's up to?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. He said said if god would have wanted me to have a mask he would have put one on my face and i was like so if god like wanted
you to brush your teeth he would have just had like a toothpaste factory in your mouth like
like there's a ton of shit we've added on yeah if god wanted me to wipe my ass
he would have i would have pooped invisible or something yeah oh yeah if god wanted me to wipe
my ass there'd already be toilet paper on my butt well did you see him at the freedom rally in like
may no maybe caught a minute yeah he's like i'm a california beach dude you know do no harm
and take no shit and then like half of it he's like he's just yelling in the mic he's like
freedom he's a good he's good on the mic he's very good he takes it ripped he takes his shirt
off yeah he's right and he's standing on he's literally standing on like an apple box and he's just like he's like do you really want them injecting your kids and your
grandkids with aborted fetal tissue where'd they get those babies from you're just like
I was literally in bed just like
whoa
yeah
it's intense
yeah
dude um should we answer
some questions yeah
was there any other topics
we wanted to oh? Oh, dude.
No, dude, I wanted to try this thing.
So I listened to, I watched Duncan Trussell's last episode of The Midnight Gospel with his
mom, and it's really compelling.
I would tell everybody to watch it because she has like stage four cancer, and they're
talking about it pretty candidly on there.
And she has really interesting outlooks on life.
But one thing that she did that was a meditative practice that was really interesting, and I want to try it on
you, is can you
feel the inside of your arm?
What it feels like?
Just focus on doing that.
With my mind? Try and do that.
Try and feel the inside of your arm. That's so weird.
Alright.
Do you want me to tell you when i think i feel it yeah or what does that feel like to try and feel it it feels like i can feel the blood flowing through it do you feel i don't want to guide
you too much but has it changed like your uh your your perspective on other things.
My perspective?
Yeah, because for me, it helps get me present.
And that's what she was saying it for.
Oh, really? She's like, it'll make you present.
It's like a meditative exercise that you can do.
Just try and...
Dude, I might be saying it wrong.
I hope I'm not.
But just try and feel the inside of your arms.
Yeah, it switches me right away.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Everything else goes away.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
And then you do the inside of your legs, and then you do sight, and then you do hearing.
And she's like, that's a meditative practice that you can do for free every day.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it was cool.
Yeah, I remember I readckhart tolle one time i don't know if i talked about this on the pod but he talks about getting in the present moment where he's like
when you when you observe when you observe the external world without judgment yeah as it is
and for like i was trying i was in the movie theater i was seeing like oceans eight with my mom and uh i was like trying to like do that i was trying to just observe
i did it and for like a split second it was like i felt present and i was like i was like whoa like
the physical world is amazing it was like this weird thing where i was just like in awe of how incredible this like
existence is you know what i mean like if you just take a second where you just like
take in like this studio and then you're just like holy shit like look at where we are
you know it's crazy isn't that crazy Like this is like, people built this shit.
Yeah.
From their minds.
And there's three cameras pointed at us recording us.
Oh, shit.
And we're talking.
I'm being serious, too.
I know.
I know.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
I kind of got a little glib there, but it's because I'm, but I'm serious.
Like.
Yeah.
It's nuts.
So you actually are being serious?
I'm being serious.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Sorry. That was dumb. Yeah. I'm being serious. This is, it's, it's a lot to take in being serious i'm being serious sorry yeah sorry that was dumb
yeah i'm being serious this is it's it's a lot to take in yeah yeah it's weird like aaron we know
you really well now yeah yeah and when we started we didn't know you well and now over the years now
we know you really well yeah yeah and you're that's pretty crazy is this gonna make sense i don't know yeah but it's fun it could be
it could be a trippy episode yeah it could be sergio rogany i like that yeah rogan dude
i don't think he should moderate the political debate the presidential debate
i just don't think he knows enough about politics yeah no and it would be so snobby there but yeah no i mean it would just
it would be so he'd be like are you serious right now yeah i do kind of want to see what he would do
though yeah i would be curious like what if he did a great job do you think he wants to do it yeah i think he would do it yeah i think so dude because the importance of
that yeah that would put him on such a legendary like legacy right yeah no comedian has ever done
that no comedian's ever done that yeah moderated the presidential debate between donald trump and
joe but like the size of this election too. Yeah. Yeah, it feels historical. Yeah.
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All right, dude, let's answer some questions.
Okay, cool.
Freaking what up, my dogs?
Hoping my favorite guests are on today.
Chad's bronze, JT's vulnerability,
Strider's relation wisdom,
and of course, Joe's huge slong.
I'm a stoker all the way from New Zealand
and have a question relating to my squad,
guys and girls.
So our squad consists of around 20 people and frequently gets together to party.
That's awesome.
Some of us really love to rage and sometimes partake in some silly business, particularly Molly.
Only about half of us are into this and often find ourselves doing it in a room.
And once that happens, we end up hanging out there for a decent amount of time.
The issue is that the other half of the squad have beef with this and think we are being exclusive.
I definitely understand this perspective, but often we end up doing this without really thinking.
Also, the half that tend to partake, including my dank GF, also happen to be my best friends in the squad.
So there's nothing better than raging in a cozy environment, chewing each other's ears off.
I just wanted to get your perspective on whether we are in the wrong or how we can squash the beef, noting that stopping Molly isn't an option.
I will also add that a few of the squad have had issues with us doing it in front of them before,
which is one of the reasons we go off elsewhere.
It's interesting.
I one time remember walking to a Fourth of July party,
and everybody was doing coke in the living room,
and I was not comfortable seeing cocaine.
I walked in, and I was like, I had judgmental eyes right away.
I was like, oh, my God.
And they looked up, and they could kind of feel, and they were like.
And then they doubled down and went to snortinging and I was like, oh, what's up?
And I was like kind of shaken by it.
But then once the party gets going,
I think you kind of forget about that stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would tell the non-Mali people
to not worry about the Mali people,
but I get why they're bummed out.
Yeah.
That was my initial instinct too,
is to not tell them not to,
to don't,
I mean,
they shouldn't be judging them so hard but i get that maybe they feel left
out totally because i think i think when you when a group of people they start
you know doing molly or whatever doing substances together they naturally get exclusive yeah and
they're like sharing in this special experience with
each other so it's like of course when they're on molly they're not going to relate to their
sober friends yeah kind of just standing there when all you want to do is like rollerblade
neat popsicles you know yeah so but when i'm on molly i want to connect too so i think i think
this this main dude you got to be that guy and you got to just run out there because you're very keenly aware of what's going on just when you do molly show them
you can participate with them when you're on molly right and i know that might take away from what
you'd really prefer to do but you're on molly it'll still be fun yeah and then and then make
sure nobody takes too much molly like and don't do it a lot i remember my friends had to have an
intervention with me really yeah because i did it like at the beach one day yeah my friend John was like, you just did Molly to go to the beach.
I was like, yeah, we're having a good time.
And he's like, no, you're doing it too much.
And I was like, yeah, he's right.
Yeah.
And I still freak out sometimes that there might be holes in my brain.
Oh, really?
I'll just be in the back of an Uber and I'll be like, hey, dude, do you think I might have lost my mind doing too many drugs?
And he's like, I don't know, man.
And I'm like, okay, cool.
Yeah.
I don't know man and I'm like okay cool yeah um yeah so I wouldn't you gotta keep an eye out on each other and make sure everybody's hydrated and being as safe as possible absolutely yeah
space it out heavily um and do it under supervision just go to a doctor and do it
you'll still have a good time yeah and you don't want to get your serotonin levels
below par you know not not you no but it's true because i don't do i don't
do it anymore because of my bipolar medication i'm like i don't want to mess with my serotonin
that much yeah i meant below par like the word pa oh i copied yeah okay i said that i was like i
know you know i got some boost yeah oh oh for sure oh dude i've seen you lift oh bro come on yeah
dude um but yeah i'd say space it out i like your advice about trying
to connect with people but if it's creeping them out then bail dude that happens because
if you're like sucking on a pacifier like trying to connect with your dog
and he your eyes are just rolling he's just like you're like i love you man he's like what dude
just go find like a playground and hit the slide dude i've had those moments before like i love you man he's like what dude just go find like a playground and hit the slide
dude i've had those moments before like i was on a date one time with a girl it was the first date
and we smoked pot at the end of it yeah and we were just sitting outside and i ended up laying
down on the street and i was like looking up at the stars yeah i was like isn't it crazy that
we're just here at all she's like yeah i think i'm ready for bed now yeah it's like i was but
i'd been doing that for like two hours that's's the part I forgot. Yeah. So she was like, all right, bedtime.
Yeah.
I was like, all right, I overstayed.
I'm too stoned.
Yeah.
But then I couldn't drive home.
So I had to just sleep in my car outside the house for like an hour.
Yeah.
For a couple hours.
That's the worst when you're like coming down and it's like early in the morning and you're
like, I gotta go home.
And I, that's like the worst feeling on earth.
And I wanted to tell her, I was like, I want to keep going. Cause I also, I'm not ready to go home yet. Right. like the worst feeling on earth I know I wanted to tell her
I was like I want to keep going because I also I'm not ready to go home yet right yeah but that
was my miscalculation yeah that's all good I think she had work the next day oh for sure but
and also maybe maybe something for this guy maybe he could uh you know have his day scheduled be
like you know talk to like the whole squad and it's like hey guys uh you know uh the
eight of us the molly crew maybe not call yourself a crew the molly partakers i think we're gonna
take molly on saturday the 19th cool cool do you guys and so then just establish that so then they
know weeks ahead of time oh that's when they're taking Molly.
I'm going to go see Tenet at a drive-in.
Smart.
Good call.
Hello, Chad and JT.
I am a recently single male going into my second year of college,
and I've been getting into grinding swipes on Tinder.
I'm attractive enough to accumulate a handful of matches,
but then I hit a wall.
My messaging and pickup game is so weak.
My Tinder matches often ghost me because my opening lines are so bad. I was hoping all the bros on the pod would give their opening line Thank you, Legendary Stokers.
Dude, I think you're probably thinking about it too much,
and it's hard not to,
because you're playing at the high chips table.
You care.
You want these gals to feel you.
You want to feel them i get it but i would just uh i would just say the first thing that comes into your head yeah yeah and just keep doing that and then your first thought will get
better yeah i like that yeah like what's an example i'll just be like hey not their own the
the thing yeah the shaka and then they're like hey what's going on with you
and the first thing that comes into my head
oh I'm on my computer watching a YouTube video about
From the King
just say what you're doing
and they're like what about you
because I think we overthink it and we get into abstract land
where we're like what do I say I'm doing
it's like just chilling
it's like just say what you're doing
no it's smart
because that can pique some interest too if you're doing yeah yeah no it's smart because that can
pique some interest too if they're if you're doing something like kind of cool or interesting you
know yeah or even if you're just watching a movie that'll spark the conversation yeah like the
patriot i love the patriot yeah and you just there you're off to the races you're like i'm watching
the patriot it's the scene where mel gibson goes ham on all the british soldiers in his son's watch
yeah she gets that she's like this is a lot i have to say something yeah wow i love that style of violence
in that movie right yeah then you're like yeah roland emmerich's crazy yeah but uh i was thinking
like i liked what you said earlier just the hay with the shock you taught me that yeah yeah um
because i think when you when you come in with a line
or you just come in with then they're like he's trying too hard he's desperate and there's nowhere
to go from there yeah like you say something witty with the first line yeah but there's no way to
build off of that yeah then you have to be witty again now you're putting pressure on yourself to
like be oscar wilde yeah it's like look you know he wrote his lines in advance yeah and he just
printed them once in a book it wasn't a dynamic conversation where you've got to have it ready all the time.
What I'm saying is, you're overrated, Oscar, okay?
You talk a big game, you write it in your books.
Can you do it out in the real world with me at a bar when I'm hitting on a 10?
Can you do it then, Oscar?
Oh, because you were gay.
Okay, but can you do it with the dude?
Because I'll spin it to anybody.
You copy that
mr wild with a 10 with a 10 can you do with the 10 in your face
um that's so funny i uh yeah because when you come in with like the the witty thing or whatever it's like
to me that's almost like even though you think you're being unique and kind of like charming
it's almost cookie cutter whereas like how many dudes actually come in with the hay
shotgun and you know i think i think you when you come in with the witty you sound a little bit like
a magician too it's a little bit present it's a little theatrical yeah it's like ta-da yeah oh i am here in your inbox yeah yeah and then it's like another dude trying to impress
me yeah and then you got this chill dude just like throwing up shockers just skating by yeah
hey what up watching the patriot and you're like i want to hang out with that guy she's in her front
window looking out the room trying to see what's exciting in the world you just blow by on her
block on a skateboard and just hit her with a quick shock yeah yeah some guy comes up hey did it hurt yeah and you're like what dude then she's
got romeo under the window with a rose being like you know pithy witty remark you know yeah oh how
did you fall into this conversation yeah i don't know yeah i couldn't think of it i couldn't even
think of it yeah because it would embarrass me because they suck so fucking hard. Yeah. They suck so hard.
Someone could do a highlight reel of all the things I've tried to say wittily over a dating
app.
Oh yeah.
We've been there fellas.
Yeah.
To anyone listening.
Ladies.
We've done these, we've done these things.
No, not we've done this.
That sounds so bad.
No, it's true.
Yeah.
We've tried to be witty.
I've tried to be witty.
It's just hard not to.
Yeah.
Dude, sometimes you'll write
something to someone you're like oh man did i need to put so much sincerity in that yeah
like i'll be like hey i had a really nice time with you i plan on seeing you again i hope that
happens yeah it's like i don't know if that was if that all needed to be expressed yeah i remember
when i date with someone and i was like i text after and I was like, hey, do you want to go on another date?
And she's like, you know, to be honest
I didn't feel a connection
and I was like, alright
Well dude, that
that is like a crazy thing
when you feel a connection for someone
and they don't feel it for you
Or just to even say that
was interesting for me
The directness of it for sure yeah i had a
girl this i like this girl a lot and she was like hey i just it was like after four dates too yeah
so like kind of hurt extra she was like because we kind of knew each other yeah she was like hey
i'm just getting a friend vibe and i remember even thinking i think i might have even written
this to her i was like i don't think so but i hear you yeah i was like i hope i wish you well
all right no i said i was like i don't think so i was like i don't know i said i don't think so but i hear you yeah i was like i hope i wish you well all right no i said
i was like i don't think so i was like i don't know i said i don't believe you and then i was
like that's too much i'm sorry i was like i wish you well yeah but my initial reaction was like
huh it's tough yeah but then you're like down the road you're like oh they saved me some time and
they were right probably money yeah you know yeah paper dates when they
didn't report into it no it's true and i think that matters no it does yeah um and then it is
true it's like if it if it's i think we've focused so much on what we're saying it's like look if
it's gonna happen it's gonna happen almost in spite of yourself right yeah it's not because
you like that's why a movie like Hitch is so appealing.
Yeah.
Because you're like, what if there was a Hitch guy?
Yeah.
Who could just give me the playbook so this person that I genuinely like would just feel
the same way.
Right.
Yeah.
That's like, it is appealing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But in the end of that movie, Allegra Cole likes him because of the stuff he did that
Hitch didn't coach him on.
Because he's such a dork.
Because he's such a dork.
Yeah.
Yeah. When he like spilled the hot dog or whatever yeah and he taught me
how to whistle really yeah did you teach him all that hell no hell no it's a great movie
i remember in the trailer he's like you oversell this mother uh you know uh one of the first messages that caroline sent me
she said she just went hey dog i was like that's awesome yeah there's just something about where
like it was just so like just felt so like cool to me yeah it is cool she's like hey dog
she is cool yeah She's like, Hey dog. She is cool. Yeah. I was like, Hey dog.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
yeah, dude,
you're all good,
dude.
Just,
and just also just keep doing it.
Uh,
what up fellas?
I have been writing standup bits for myself as an aspiring comedian until three years ago when I hit major writer's block.
I was driving with my girlfriend in the night and hit a deer i immediately knew there was a good joke there something about the
how the deer is so fast and agile at the slightest noise but when it's on the pavement with the cars
looming at it it just stands completely still yeah i know it needs some serious work or some
sort of punchline or restructuring yeah then i was cruising through instagram and the grape juice
boys page posted a meme pretty much about my bit and And now I'm unmotivated to finish it.
Could you guys help me finish up this bit or help me get past my writer's block somehow?
Dude, I would just move on to another bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think you'll come up with more.
And dude, this is a great thing that Steven Pressfield says of the war of art.
He says the level of resistance you have to doing something.
So how much writer's block you have is equal to how good that thing could be,
which is just a nice way to think about it.
Oh,
that's interesting.
Yeah.
It makes you feel really good about writer's block.
Yeah.
Um,
and I think cause deers,
deers don't respond to,
uh,
I guess they only see things as they move.
Like something has to be moving for them to see.
Yeah.
We learned that from,
uh,
the guy I knew Joe Rogan.
Dude,
I'm such a dork. We were talking about that today together yeah does it edge sight yeah i was
like saying it like it was like brand new yeah yeah edge sight um so maybe if the car is moving
at a consistent speed it looks like nothing to them yeah i would say i'd say keep writing i'd
say do some free writing in the morning wake up write in your journal don't try
to make jokes don't try to be funny just write whatever is on your mind and you're gonna get
some wild ideas in there because you don't want to get hung up on just like one bit because
oftentimes those ones where you're like i know this will be funny if i did oftentimes those are
just not even that good right and then you stumble upon the great ones and you don't even realize it until you like test
it out in front of an audience and you're like, you like that one?
You know what I mean?
You never know.
You never know.
Yeah.
It's, it's interesting.
Yeah.
I mean, I think, I think that's, it goes across the board in art too.
I think like big directors have said like, I thought this movie was going to be a hit.
Yeah.
I thought this one was going to be a flop.
Yeah.
Um, you just never know what audiences are going to respond to you or like bands will always be like, yeah, we almost left that single off the album. Yeah. You're like to be a flop. Yeah. You just never know what audiences are going to respond to you.
Or like bands will always be like, yeah, we almost left that single off the album.
Yeah.
You're like, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I think Miguel didn't realize like Skywalker was like the biggest single on one album.
He like barely showed it to a producer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's weird.
All right.
Dear Kettlebell King and Assault Bike Beast, I'm writing to you today with a request for
some wisdom and finding a Khaleesi, if that's even in the cards for me.
I went through a pretty rough breakup with my girlfriend of three years
right before I moved to begin grad school two years ago.
It came without warning and over the phone,
and I was pretty devastated for a while.
In addition to seeking therapy and realizing that I had to allow myself
to the grief instead of suppressing it,
I came to realize that I was in an unhealthy relation
and that I was truly better off alone for some time and needed to focus on taking care of myself.
In hindsight, I was exhausted and checked out of trying to keep up with her constant
needs and realized now that once I burnt out, she just dropped me to go find someone else
or multiple people that could support those needs.
It was definitely a bit of a one-sided situation in terms of effort, but your pod has helped
me to find both peace and stoke within myself and I am doing much better.
I have made new friends, been a more compassionate family member, and have gotten totally yoked.
Nice.
Overall, my mental and physical health and thereafter stoke are better than they have
ever been before, but I find myself with zero interest into entering into another relation,
even after two years.
I'm not sure if it's the QT and wanting to lay low.
The fact that I have other things in my life that I want to figure out first, full-time work, possibility moving, possibly moving where
I'll be living if I don't end up staying with my folks, that I'm still burnt out from my past
girlfriend, that I haven't met the right person or that it just isn't in my destiny. I'm a pretty
social guy and have no issues meeting people. But right now, over the past years, I just haven't
had interest at all in anyone that I've met. It may be worth mentioning that I'm kind of an all-or-nothing guy in this space.
I don't really date casually and generally like to get to know someone as friends for a while
before I even have any interest in taking things further.
And I'm also not really into hookup culture.
Even still, I still haven't met anyone that's remotely sparked my interest, and that kind of worries me.
Dating apps suck because I feel like I'm expected to carry the entire conversation and if i don't have an interest in them there's not mutual and
there's no mutual effort which there rarely is i've gotten zero motivation to continue to do so
to continue to do so for some bros that have been sun-kissed cali for some bros that have
sorry from some bros that have sons that sun-issed Cali wisdom, do you have any advice?
Do you think I'm just burnt out, recovering,
or is this maybe a period of my 20s where I just need to get more of my life together
before a healthy, serious relationship can materialize anyways?
I think you need to just open yourself up a little bit more to it.
I think you're thinking about all the ways that it can go wrong
or all the reasons why you don't want to go on these dates,
you don't want to go on dating apps,
all those sort of parameters for what it takes for you to want to get into a serious relationship.
And I would say just to sort of, you know, stay getting
yoked, keep working on your mental health, keep being a good family member, but just be a little
bit more open to the possibilities that are out there. You know, it seems like you're kind of
shutting yourself off to a certain extent to some people. And I would just say just to be a little bit more open
and allow that person to come into your life.
Don't worry about it too much, too.
Just, again, that receiving mode where you just are open,
say yes to life, and allow that person to come into your life.
And it will happen, I think.
Yeah.
I think you've got to zoom out probably a little bit I think
you're uh because because you seem like you don't really want you're saying you don't really want to
have a girlfriend right now but then you're writing all this stuff about about it so I mean sometimes
we just get into a place where we're just wondering if we're heading in the right direction or if we're
making the right choices but I mean I think if, I trust you, if you're making those choices, I think, I think maybe right now isn't the time, but it'll happen. And yeah, I mean,
look, everything has its shortcomings. Dating apps do suck, but that's where things happen now. So I
would just kind of, I don't know, I'd suck it up a little bit in that respect. If you got to carry
the conversation, you do it when you can, when you don't, it doesn't happen, but that's okay.
And, uh, and you'll meet the right person. It's, I think it's kind of. When you don't, it doesn't happen. But that's okay. And you'll meet the right person.
I think it's kind of cool that you're not into, like, the hookup culture and stuff.
Yeah.
I think people are really going to like that.
Like, women will like that.
You sound like a serious guy.
Yeah.
So, and that gets cooler the older you get, too.
So, I don't know.
If you feel good about it, I would just keep going as you're going.
And, yeah, be open to things, though.
You know, you guys could have a meet cute.
Yeah.
And she could be just as serious as you and be like, hey, and I'm not trying to do anything hook-uppy.
And then you guys both hook up on the first night.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little dramatic, a little twist.
You break your own rules.
Yeah, you're breaking all the rules for her.
Yeah.
I don't know
i i heard about this thing from tony robbins beast where he's like if you're looking for that
partner if you're looking for that partner get out a notebook and just write it down write down
all the qualities you want in the ideal partner whoever it is whoever you want in your life
just write it down so write down all the qualities you want
of like your ideal partner in your life and according to him that's sort of like
gets your mind in a state where you can sort of like
spot that ideal person more easily dude two favorite tony robbins movies from his documentary
on netflix one he's talking to a lady
she talks for like five minutes about like all of her issues and then he goes tell me about your
father and she just breaks down crying she just falls apart like it was like she was just sitting
there waiting for like the tiniest poke and he just poked her right where he had to she's like
and I just wonder like why my relationships always go in a direction where I feel like I'm not getting
what I need from the person that I'm supposedly committed to and he's like, and I just wonder, like, why my relationships always go in a direction where I feel like I'm not getting what I need from the person that I'm supposedly committed to.
And he's like, tell me about your father.
And she's like, oh, my dad.
My dad was the best man I ever met.
And then Tony's like, and fuck him.
Fuck him.
She's like, huh?
He's like, he ruined other men for you.
I was like, damn, dude.
He went there fast.
Yeah.
And then with this other dude, he's like grilling this dude.
He's like, are you a masculine or a feminine man?
And the guy right away just goes, feminine man.
Just totally yields to Tony.
And then Tony's like, that's the one where he goes, roar like a tiger.
And the guy goes, roar.
And that's not like the most powerful roar.
Yeah, it's kooky.
I love when he's with his all the assistants.
He's like, what do i need to do
today he's like he's like all right we're gonna we're gonna talk to this person this person
server chat he's like okay one second just hops into his ice bath yeah i got five minutes let's
do it yeah yeah should we keep pushing into the beefs sure chad who is your beef of the week? My beef of the week is myself.
I got a lot of messages for eating sweet potato on the last pot.
Oh, you did?
Not a lot, but like three.
Yeah, like three.
But enough to feel it.
Right.
To feel like I let the stokers down.
And I'm sorry, guys.
I was hungry, all right?
You know, I hit the assault bag pretty hard,
and I was trying to get some complex carbs.
Yeah, for sure.
I think it is.
I was trying to get some complex carbs in.
And, you know, the pod, well, I was hungry.
And I didn't, you know, in those, with that, with those headphones and that mic setup,
I can't hear what's going on in the mic.
So I didn't hear it.
And I still haven't heard it.
But apparently it was some loud chewing.
And according to some people, made them want to throw up.
So I'm sorry.
I won't eat sweet potato into the mic again.
But thank you for reaching out and being honest with me about it.
I appreciate the feedback.
And yeah, stay stoked.
Dude, I admire that you took responsibility for it,
that you've made a commitment to improve,
and that also the food that you did eat was a really healthy one.
That's good modeling for all the listeners. It's tuber if you're gonna if you're gonna annoy the audience
at least eat a tuber yeah if you're gonna eat in a moment when you're not supposed to eat something
healthy so it looks like you're at least being like mindful in some respects yeah well can you
imagine if i was eating like fries into the or no maybe the fries is this like ice cream that'd
be so decadent yeah like come on dude because it was a sweet potato i was like he's being healthy yeah if i brought like a big sundae or something
no you can't do that yeah whipped cream yeah yeah that would be pretty hilarious decadent boy
i just pull it out from under the table yeah in a big like ornate glass yeah yeah like jimmy
hoffa cherry on the irishman yeah oh yeah yeah That'd be a move. Man, now I want to get ice cream.
For sure.
Aaron, what's your beef of the week?
My beef of the week is with carry-out places that have music on.
Like you go into a Subway or a Jersey Mike's.
They're not playing enough Dishwalla?
No, they're playing playing we're all wearing
masks man it's fucking hard to talk like right i'm constantly repeating myself they're constantly
like what what i'm like pickles pickles it's because you have dishwalla turn that shit off
like for the rest of the quarantine carry out places no music i know it's gonna suck for you
maybe to have to work there maybe turn it on when no customers are in there i don't know how you're
gonna make it work but man we all have to deal with this mask stuff fuck like just it make it a
scenario where someone like me can fucking order yeah Yeah, they gotta be quick on the trigger.
Pause on
the Kevin Little, turn me on.
Turn me on,
turn me on. Let me hold
you, conquer and
my body. You got me going
crazy now. Turn me
on, turn me on.
Rum de rum de
hum de hum de. Should we play something? Get the episode taken down? Turn me on. Turn me on. Ramde, ramde. Ramde, ramde.
Should we play some?
I think we'll get the episode taken down.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Damn.
That's a bummer.
That's a beef right there.
Dude, my beef of the week is with feelings.
Nice.
Yeah, man.
I just, you know, when I have them, I want to share them,
and it's hard for me to hold back.
Yeah.
But I think the more restraint I can practice, the better my life will be.
Yeah.
Is this in regards to the situation yesterday?
Yeah.
You can cut that?
No, it's okay.
I was just wondering.
No, that's okay.
Yeah.
But I'm just feeling so much, and I'm like, this isn't like a –
and I just got to hold them.
Yeah.
And I even got to talk about it less yeah yeah but just tough no i hear you it i mean it's torture yeah is what it
is but you could you could you could just take a moment to be excited about having that.
You know what I mean?
No, but it's good to feel stuff.
It is.
Yeah.
You know you're alive.
Yeah.
And that's why I was like, if this is the matrix,
if this all is a hologram or a simulation,
more if it's a simulation, I'm like,
they program so much feeling into it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I think feelings.
You're fun. You're like a good servant but a terrible master right yeah yeah but i don't know maybe it's maybe maybe even thinking about it that way
is not the way to think about it maybe you gotta have a little bit more of like a one of these
things with it you know yeah does that make sense? No, I hear you. Nice.
Dude, what's your baby?
What?
Go ahead.
Yeah, you're alive.
You know, you could be walking along the sidewalk with your head down and hands in your pockets.
Next moment something happens, you could be like swinging off the poles, dancing.
Yeah.
That's what's cool about them.
Yeah, you're alive.
Yeah. If you're listening to this, you're alive.
Yeah.
What other podcast you
gonna get that kind of affirmation yeah yeah for those people at home I'm taking
my shirt off dude it's so funny some dude on YouTube is like JT's looking
jacked and another guy was like, JT's looking jacked.
And another guy was like,
not jacked, but he definitely looks better.
But I respect that guy for holding the standard.
You know what I mean?
Like, let's not go cuckoo here.
Chad, who's your babe of the week?
My babe of the week is my mom's dog, Luna.
She passed, unfortunately. She was just the best. my mom's dog Luna she passed unfortunately and
she was just the best
she was the best dog
beautiful dog
I wrote
I did an Instagram post about her
she's the embodiment of
love and happiness
and she was just such a good
companion to my mom
and stepdad my mom went on a hike
with her every day and it's just tragic because she was only like four like four you know and
it's just um she's had lymphoma it just she's like yeah and it just uh it was aggressive um so yeah that was that was tough um tough few days but
you know uh i think my mom and stepdad are starting to move forward and it's uh
it was tough for me too i had a really strong connection to to the dog yeah even though i
didn't i you know i would see i would see luna you know you know
a handful of times out out of the year but i just love that dog a lot you know um
but yeah when i when i heard i was on the assault bike sweating it was like one of the hottest days
of the year it was yeah it was actually the hottest day of the summer i was on the assault bike sweating and i heard in my assault bikes on my
balcony and i just started crying so there's like a fan on the assault bike you know so it's just
super loud and so i'm sure the building can hear it and then they just hear this dude start crying. We're just like, oh, God.
People are just like, what is he doing?
But, yeah.
So, Luna, if you're listening, I love you.
You're the best dog ever.
And you will be deeply missed and you are deeply loved by your family.
It's beautiful, man. thank you she she was lucky to be loved by you guys yeah she that's what i said to my mom like you know
for the four you know even though she was dealt a bad hand with genetics um
she lived she lived the best life she had good company for that
amount of time
that she was here
it was
she was well loved
and had a great time
she was you know
she was in Santa Fe
out in nature
going on hikes
every day with my mom
just running the trails
and
having a blast
yeah
so
um
she had a good life
for sure
yeah
yeah
that's nice Aaron who's your babe of the week
my babe of the week is former guest on the pod rob hubel oh no nice i don't know if you guys
have noticed uh his new thing on instagram is uh a character called dan gator and he's trying to
get you out of your time share oh yeah goddamn time share it's that that
man is fucking hilarious it just never never doesn't bring a smile to my face to just check
out on his his instagram and see what he's up to he's so funny yeah he's the best um looks great
all he's all gray looks great yeah he embraced it huh it's crazy it does look good yeah it looks it
looks more natural in a way yeah
is that too much to say no okay i don't think so we should have him back yeah he was fun if he
comes back and mess around i think he will yeah my baby of the week is a dan donahue he's a comedian
uh who's uh just been using his time so well during the quarantine and he's just been using his time so well during the quarantine.
And he's just been helping people nonstop.
Like he's always doing some endeavor for the homeless.
And he actually had an interesting escapade recently where someone put big like boulders along a underpass
to try and prevent the homeless from having encampments there.
And Dan went there that night and moved them
and ended up getting on the news about it
and became kind of like the representative of like
doing that, of like that movement to
remove the rocks and then
the guy who ended up putting the rocks there was the guy who wrote
Fast and Furious
and Dan talked to him on the phone
What did they talk about?
They just kind of like got a better understanding
of what the other one was saying. I think the guy who wrote
Fast and Furious was embarrassed
Oh really? Interesting
And Dan was talking about how he's liberal so you can shame a liberal but you can't shame a conservative of what the other one was saying. I think the guy from who wrote Fast and Furious was embarrassed. Oh, really? Interesting.
And Dan was talking about how he's liberal
so you can shame a liberal
but you can't shame a conservative.
And I contend that to be true.
You can shame the fuck out of me.
Yeah.
And then
he
but yeah, Dan's a great guy.
He's like super jacked,
very handsome
and just a great guy.
Yeah.
So he's a babe.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
He's doing stuff every day too.
Like yesterday he was handing stuff every day too like
yesterday he was handing out like mass to like to like uh the homeless it's just crazy
it's like inspiring yeah yeah it's cool he's the kind of person i would be like
like that warren buffett thing like you're the combination of the five people you surround
yourself with i'm like he could be one of those guys yeah yeah and then when he told me about him i was like i was like
yeah like about how much he volunteers and stuff i'm like really like damn yeah he gets after it
yeah and he's hot he's hot sorry dude if he watches this yeah he's like bro do you have
to lean into the hotness so much i remember ashton Kutcher was on Real Town with Bill Maher one time
and Dan Savage was on there
and Dan Savage
was kind of treating Kutcher
like he's just a hot piece of ass
and he said something kind of rude to him
and then Ashton was all loaded up and ready to go
already had his response. He's like, he wrote an article
about the dream celebrities that you'd like to spend time
with and you had me on there and you just totally objectified
me. And he's like, I would not have dinner with you. And to spend time with and you had me on there and you like just totally objectified me and he's like I
would not have dinner with you and the crowd like cheered and Ashton was like
fired up that's awesome cuz I think like Debbie Moore says in her book like
Ashton's like a really smart guy so I think he felt like kind of
underestimated yeah so he took it out on the dude yeah that's a great place to
come from yeah underestimated right don't underestimate Ashton Kutcher, dude. No.
He's hot.
He's hot, too.
Super hot.
Super hot guy.
He's hot.
Demi Morrison in her book that he opened her up sexually in ways that Bruce never did.
So, sorry, Bruce Willis.
I doubt you care to read the book. You seem like you're on your own time, but I wouldn't want my wife saying that.
Dude, what do you think Bruce Willis is doing right now?
Dude, he's in a hot tub, right?
No.
Is he?
What's he doing?
I wonder.
I think him and Demi live across the street from each other in Aspen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think.
Sun Valley.
Sun Valley.
I think he's sitting in a chair just looking intensely at the wall.
Yeah.
Lucky wall. Yeah. Yeah. just like looking intensely at the wall yeah just lucky wall yeah yeah dude the way he like seduced demi moore she's at a party with emilio estevez her former fiance they're kind of like
seeing if there's still a flame there bruce is behind the bar at el coyote that mexican restaurant
beverly and i guess he used to be a bartender so he's like doing cocktail moves like shaking
margarita cans and he keeps serving her her drinks and catering the performance to her.
Like, worked.
Wait, wait.
He was a bartender?
He was a celebrity at this point.
He had been Emmy nominated for Moonlighting.
But to impress her, he jumped behind the bar and acted like a bartender.
And was like, taking drinks.
Then slinging her a glass.
Yeah, he was famously a bartender in New Jersey new jersey or new york oh okay he was uh
coming up as an actor right there was like bruce springsteen was like the top guitarist and bruce
willis was like the top bartender that's hilarious and so yeah but it worked he uh
they got married like a month later do i wish another movie like armageddon would come out
yes like why not i think that could happen and i think we might know a guy who might make it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think we do.
That'd be awesome, another Armageddon.
Yes.
Nickelback could do the song this time.
Yeah, with Bruce and just like, just that whole squad.
Just a ragtag bunch of dudes.
Dude, run it back with the same cast.
Yes.
And then a few new subs for
the people who passed yeah yeah that'd be awesome r.i.p michael eric duncan yeah yeah later mcd big
man i mean it's such a heart it's just such a good time yeah it is it's one of the best movies ever
it's like the end of the world but you're having a blast i mean and it's got some pivotal scenes
yeah i mean harry putting ben affleck's character back in the tube.
I gotta do it. It's my job.
My little girl's your job now.
What's his name? Casey? I'd be damn proud of you.
I'd be damn proud to have you as a son.
Yeah.
Casey?
No. No, it's not.
My little girl.
What is his name?
What's Ben Affleck's name?
Yeah.
I know it.
I'm right on it.
Casey.
What is it?
Dude, I'm losing my mind.
AJ.
AJ.
AJ.
And then when...
Hit the button, Stamper.
Hit the button, Stamper.
Harry won't fail.
He doesn't know how to fail.
Dude, when I saw that in theaters as a kid,
you know when they're walking,
you know, after the mission,
so after they're back on Earth
and they're wearing like the orange jumpsuits and stuff,
the space ones,
it makes it look like they have huge dongs.
Yeah.
Have you noticed that?
Because like the part over your hog
is like a fucking...
You unbutton it and then it just pops open.
Dude, that was so intentional by costume
to get the idea that these guys have big dongs.
They look like they have massive cranks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so smart.
Yeah, because they're walking and the things are literally swinging.
And as a kid, I was like, dude, Ben Affleck has a huge dink.
Yeah.
That sweetens the movie by 5%. that made me even more fired up yeah of course yeah i asked my mom about it too
we were in the car right i was like mom can we get mcflurries she's like yeah for sure and i was like
also did you did you peep the size of those hogs? And she just looked back and smiled.
She was like, permission to shake hands with the son of the most...
The most observant seven-year-old I've ever seen.
Permission to shake hands with the hands of the most perceptive child I have ever met.
Did I?
My dog. Who's your legend of the week uh john chigas nice dude yeah so john chigas just a great guy he works on a lot of our videos he's our camera guy
uh and uh he's just like a hard a hard worker, really sweet, smart, knowledgeable, well-read, and just a great dude.
I mean, you literally have nothing bad to say about the guy.
He might have the easiest vibes of anyone I've ever been around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
His negative footprint is almost non-existent in terms of, like, he doesn't need anything.
Yeah.
He's the least needy person I've ever met.
Yeah.
And he's like, he's like always interested in stuff and he's just like, he's down for
whatever.
And he works hard on our videos and just, you know, filming and stuff and getting in
there and.
And he's great at that.
Getting the shot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He got yelled at yesterday.
Oh, he did?
Yeah.
Nice.
This guy's like, this volleyball player's like, excuse me, could you not film us? We're working out. We're working player's like excuse me could you not film us
we're working out we're working out okay if you could not film us we're working out thank you
and chicas was like dude i remember that guy he was so authoritative about it yeah
he's jacked yeah i was being like passive aggressive towards him afterwards i was like
oh dude nice bump oh dude butter said but i was being afterwards. I was like, Oh dude, nice bump. Oh dude, butter. So,
but I was being sincere enough.
I was like,
butter said,
dude,
Oh,
put it down,
bro.
Put it down.
Yeah.
Cause he came in a little hot with like the,
Hey,
excuse me.
We're working out.
Thanks.
Appreciate it,
bro.
You know that.
Yeah.
Appreciate it,
bro.
The aggro.
Like,
thanks for doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't like that one.
The aggro. Thanks dude thanks dude thanks you're like is that really thanks yeah are you actually saying thank you yeah are you still being a
fucking ass can you not film us thanks yeah thanks like a sincere one there would have been nice like
all right dude can you not film us we're working working out. Thank you, man. Appreciate it.
Yeah.
See how much better that is?
Yeah.
You don't have to yell it in the same tone as like telling him to stop.
Switch the tone on the thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is always annoying me.
Just don't even say thank you.
Yeah.
Just like, can you not film us?
Period.
Dude, I'm sorry if I'm trying to sound like a Billy badass here because I've got got my ass kicked a lot, and I've run away from a lot of fights.
But okay, one time I was at a bar,
at the Brig in Venice, and I hit on this girl.
I was like, hey, what's up? Hey, you should meet my friends or something.
This guy was like, hey, bro, I'm her boyfriend.
And I was like, hey, dude, my bad, I had no idea.
And then he goes, that's right, you're...
He's like, that's right, bitch.
He called me bitch.
I was so apologetic.
And right after, he's like, that's right, bitch. And dude, I snapped. I was like, he was the apologetic. And right after he's like, he's like, that's right,
bitch.
And dude,
I snapped.
I was like,
he was the little dude.
I was like,
I mean,
I was like,
dude,
what the fuck?
I was like,
I'm a bitch.
I was like,
fuck you,
dude.
I was like,
let's go outside and fight right now.
Oh no,
I said this.
I was like,
I was like,
dude,
text me or I was like,
text me or give me your phone number and we'll meet.
Like,
we'll have fun tonight and then I'll meet you tomorrow at a park and we'll fight.
He's like,
I'm not going to fight you,
dude.
I was like,
why'd you call me a fucking bitch and then his girlfriend
got in the middle of us and she's like she's like get out of his fucking face asshole like
she started like shoving me and then i was like oh i was like dude your fucking girlfriend had
to protect you i was like you're an embarrassment you said that yeah and then i walked away and then
when i left they were outside arguing with each other and i just went up to him and i was like
hey dude i'm sorry no bad blood and he looked at. And I just went up to him and I was like, hey, dude, I'm sorry. No bad blood.
And he looked at me for a second.
Then we shook hands and it was over.
Nice.
But I was so mad.
That's right, bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.
He said something like that.
And I just lost it.
I was like, what the fuck?
What a funny thing to say.
Yeah, it was just so unnecessary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The extra, like, he just stuck me deeper
yeah that's what i thought bitch that's what i thought bitch i was like huh oh dude my bad
sorry i didn't realize that you two were dating that's right bitch exactly dude i couldn't believe
it i was like i was so nice that always makes me mad when i'm genuinely nice and sorry and do like
all the things right and then the other person kind of like when my head's down
smacks the back of my head yeah like i'm like why would you do that yeah yeah that's so funny
and we're working out here dude thanks thanks yeah thanks i guess we are filming them which
is like a little annoying yeah yeah because in my mind yeah well knowing what i know maybe you
can cut this but like knowing what i know about like filming and stuff yeah if someone's filming
me in public i'd be like get that out of my face yeah i wouldn't say anything yeah don't say
anything if someone's filming you in public take this from guys who film people in public don't
say anything it's like the cops yeah like everyone thinks they're gonna outsmart the camera they
think they're gonna outsmart the cops the best thing you can do is just not talk.
Same with the principal's
office. Oh yeah, so John Chigas,
your legend.
And that's it. Your freaking legend.
Great guy.
Aaron, who's your legend of the week?
My legend of the week is I've been re-watching
more Jeopardy
on Netflix. It's kind of how I go to bed.
I exercise my mind and then go to
sleep probably counterintuitive but it works uh so my legend of the week is alex trebek um
you know i want to make sure that in case you know obviously he's dealing with some
really major health problems right now so i just want to make sure that i uh appreciate him
publicly uh before anything happens because he's done an amazing job
on a really great show
for a very long time.
And that's super hard to do.
Agreed.
He's so good.
He's a beast.
My legend of the week
is Kathy Marisi.
Joe Marisi's mother.
Oh, yeah.
She passed away uh last week so uh send your love to joe i'm sure he'll appreciate it you know i didn't know his mother uh well
i i never met her in person i would just talk to her over facetime when she was facetiming with joe
but uh you can see where joe came from and there's a reason joe's like the most wonderful guy on
earth and truly truly just just a really special guy.
One of the most honorable, straightforward, and grounded people I've ever met.
And his mom and dad were the same way when they would rap with him on the phone.
His mom was so sweet, and it's just too bad.
So yeah, Kathy Marisi, rest in peace.
You are a legend above all legends.
And, yeah, Joe was lucky to have you as a mom,
and he'll carry on your legacy.
Absolutely.
Chad, what's your quote of the week?
My quote of the week is from Jack Sparrow
in Pirates of the Caribbean
that's what a ship is you know
it's not just a keel
and a hole and a deck and sails
that's what a ship needs but what a ship is
what the black pearl
really is
is freedom
that's awesome
I wanted to do the accent but it's like whatever I liked the voice you did yeah it was good is freedom. That's awesome.
I wanted to do the accent,
but I just,
it's like,
whatever.
I like the voice you did.
Yeah,
it was good.
Thanks.
Aaron,
what's your quote of the week?
Um,
hang on,
still looking for it.
Do you want to cut to the wide there of my video? Because I was curious how long you were going to stay on that single at chad so when i cut to the wide of me i was just doing this face
just staring yeah like oh this is interesting sometimes when i'm watching a football game
i'll think that they'll stay on like the same angle for 30 seconds. You're like, when are they going to cut?
Is the person...
What's going on up there?
It's a fun way to watch football. Dude, and football's back.
Let's go, dude.
Some normalcy. It's so nice.
How was it without the crowds?
Dude, I actually haven't even watched that much
because we shot on Sunday.
Then I was driving up here today. I was mostly just
hitting refresh on my phone.
And that was amazing.
Because I got Devontae Adams and he had 14 catches.
So every time I hit refresh, he had another catch.
And just watching the money pile up like that,
it was so satisfactory.
Yeah.
Then Saquon, my running back today,
had about 15 carries for seven yards.
Not what I was expecting, Saquon.
Not your fault, you're the best ever.
But I felt like, I mean, I spent 94 bucks on him in him in our auction which is insane but our market's hyperinflated because we
have 14 teams and uh felt like i paid a buck for every 0.01 yards not what i was expecting yeah
but so good to have football back let's go and then basketball's in the playoffs i don't know
it's just good time a, do you have your quote?
Still looking, unfortunately.
What do you think about Odell Beckham liking to have girls take deuces on him?
I like that he's exploring himself.
Yeah, it's good he found that.
You know what I mean?
I wonder if he was happy before
or if he got happy after.
Yeah. I'm sure he was happy before or if he got happy after yeah i'm sure he was happy before but he was so happy that he was like he's like finally starting to accept what he really likes and now he's really really happy
yeah because he probably had a year or two of adjusting to it yeah like oh do i actually want
to do this yeah i like to imagine that he just made the jump right away. Like the first time it happened, he just went Eureka.
Yeah.
He's like, that's it.
Pow.
Everything fell into place.
Eureka.
Like what if it fixed his depression?
What if he had been depressed and he's like, honestly, it fixed my depression.
We'd all have to support him.
If he came out and said that.
Yeah.
He should do that.
He should do that.
He's like, dude, I was literally like, I felt so alone.
I felt isolated.
I was so sad and unhappy.
And now I've never felt better.
I'm ready to have a great season.
I'm talking to my family all the time.
I got shit on last night.
Yeah.
I feel great.
Yeah.
And then the team's like pumped.
They're like, Odell, did you get shit on last night?
He's like, you know it.
They're like, oh, we're going to get a W today.
Yeah.
They're in the Super Bowl.
And he's like, the coach is like, make sure you get someone real nice to shit on his chest.
Make sure it's someone special this time, Odell.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
He goes, don't worry, coach.
I know exactly the girl I'm looking for.
And then he runs out to her.
Coach is like, Odell, who's shitting on your chest tonight?
Yeah.
How do you prep him for the game?
He plays a boombox out of her window, like Say Anything.
But the song is like...
Chocolate Rain.
Yeah.
Or like... What even is that song? to like say anything but the song is like um chocolate rain yeah or like uh or what what
even is that song what's a good dookie a girl dookie in on your chest song is that is that
racist song chocolate rain i don't know no because poop looks chocolatey is it aaron
no i don't think so okay all right i'm gonna it up. Good song to get pooped on during.
I'd say Kenny Loggins.
The Danger Zone.
Yeah, Danger Zone.
Highway to the Danger Zone is good.
That's it.
You nailed it.
Aaron, do you have your quote of the week?
For some reason, Nirvana smells like teenage spirit.
That's good.
Yeah. It's a little deli-y, but yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. Sorry. little delirious but yeah oh fuck yeah sorry dude so santeria by sublime oh that's a good one yeah i could totally get shit on during century love is what i got by sublime that'd be a good
one yeah i don't practice santeria i ain't good hey do you want to prank call my friend Ross real quick? Yeah.
I'll be your wife.
Okay.
What is it?
The shit in the pool at where?
Someone shit at the pool at Monarch Beach Club under his name.
Mr. Cummings?
Let me look it up.
That's his number.
Hello there. This is... At the Monarch Beach Resort, someone pooped in the... that's his number hello there this is uh
at the monarch beach resort
someone pooped in the
someone defecated in the pool
and they used his name
and say the person
in question is JT Parr
oh can you open it again
say JT Parr came in here with a date,
and he was inebriated and he ended up defecating in the pool.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's coming, right?
Yeah. if he doesn't do it we'll get his brother
pick it up rossi call has been forwarded to an automatic voice all right i'll type in
robbie's number real quick i know i them both by heart. I should have just done that.
Monarch Beach Resort?
Yeah, Monarch Beach Resort.
Did you say we couldn't get a hold of your mom?
Mom?
Damn it.
Is that even a message?
I think we gotta get a hold of someone.
It's pretty late.
People might not pick up.
That's true.
Ross lives in New York.
It's 137.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
But he's definitely
playing Call of Duty.
We'll get him next time.
Aaron, do you have
your quote of the week?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do now.
What's your quote of the week?
I have some more song lyrics
from my boys at Jimmy Eat World.
Let's go. It's a song called do now. What's your quote of the week? I have some more song lyrics from my boys at Jimmy Eat World. Let's go.
It's a song called Love Never.
It's out on their new album, Surviving.
Love ain't never been your friend.
Love ain't never going to hear what you're demanding.
Love ain't some magical thing.
Love's never going to be the way you're dreaming.
And I think that goes to the guy you emailed in.
Right.
Don't try it.
Lighten up. Have some Right. Don't try it.
Lighten up.
Have some fun.
Don't overthink it.
Amen.
It's tough.
My quote of the week is from the comments section of one of the scenes from The Notebook.
And someone said,
when you like someone and they like you back,
it's the best thing in the world.
Yeah.
For sure.
It's weird.
Yeah, it's cosmic.
Yeah, it feels special.
Yeah.
Two shooting stars hit each other.
Yeah, like, doink.
Doink.
Boink.
Doink.
Doof.
Did we just doof on each other?
Yeah. She's like, i felt the doof too
all right come here let me get some more making out on camera When you stop just to make eye contact, you're like...
I'm talking about when you're making out
and then you stop for a second
to make meaningful eye contact.
Chad, what's your phrase of the week
for getting after it?
Hey, uh...
Can you shit on my chest
while we listen to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins?
And dude, his last name's loggins logs
that's perfect
aaron what's your phrase that we're going after it i mean you just said it
let's go make meaningful eye contact yeah let's go take a shit let's go take a shit on some guy's
chest yeah i like both of those things.
If you can do meaningful eye contact during the other one.
Can you imagine?
That'd be pretty intimate.
Dude, if you're staring.
You're staring while she does it.
Get off your phone.
Focus.
This is special.
Look at my eyes.
Look at my eyes. Yeah, you'd feel close to the person i feel close to shit to you right now yeah that shit oh um
dude my phrase of the week for getting after it is um one of the most fire exchanges between two
of the tightest buddies in movie history it's from uh bad Boys. Bad Boys 2. Bad Boys for Life. When he goes, we ride together,
we die together. Bad Boys for Life.
Come on, dude.
If that doesn't get you hyped,
check your fucking resting
heartbeat, because it might be at zero.
Chip one.
If it was at one, you'd be super healthy.
That means your heart needed 60 seconds to take in
all that blood.
Alright. Alright, dude. Dude all that blood. All right.
All right, dude.
Dude, that was fun, man.
It was good hanging.
Yeah, it was a fun pod.
It's always good to get in the studio.
It is the best.
And guys, we shot a video before this, so.
Yeah.
We were in here for a while.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Aaron, thank you so much, man. Thank you to Aaron for your help and your patience and just being a legend. You're a legend, dude. Chad, I'll see you next week, dude. We're both
hitting the road now. Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to see your mom? Uh, I'm trying to figure it out.
My dad wants me to come see him and my mom's like nervous about me flying and right. So go see your
mom first. All right. Yeah. is that still on the docket?
I might.
I'm just trying to figure it out with her because she's nervous about me flying.
Oh, because you wouldn't drive out to see her?
Well, I would, but it's 12 hours.
That's pretty brutal.
Yeah.
By myself.
Yeah.
Do you crush it, though?
12 hours?
You'd like it, actually.
I think I would.
You would really like it.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
You'll enjoy the mission of it and then you'll
you'll have like breakthroughs
as you're driving
you think so?
absolutely
yeah
I did a similar drive
to Montana
and the first hour was brutal
and then after that
I loved it
yeah
but I just
if I do drive
my lease is fucked
oh really?
but maybe I don't need it
shouldn't think about that
how many miles?
well I'm at like forty00 i need to my cap is at 10 500 by march oh yeah yeah that'll be kind of close won't it yeah i think i can fly though you can fly for sure i think it's safe fly the red
airline that splits it up yeah yeah fuck covid man i know it's a bummer it almost feels like we're all at a place where
we've like now understand that it's around yeah but it's still not normal yeah you know yeah it's
uh i know it's crazy
yeah it's crazy world's on fire nuts all right yeah later guys we'll see you
if you need advice
these guys are really nice
you wanna know what to and where to go When you need someone to guide you
To have a throat beside you
Go in the deep
Go in the deep
Let's go deep
Go in deep
Get in there deep I'm going deep I'm going deep