Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 234 - Strider Wilson and Chris Parr Join (Frontmen Draft)
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This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Goin' Deep with Chad and JT podcast.
I'm here with my compadre, Jean Thomas.
Boom clap, Stokers.
And we're here with the,
uh,
Oh crap.
The,
um,
the,
maybe incorporate crap into it.
Yeah.
We're with the,
Oh crap.
It's Strider Wilson.
What a,
what up dude?
Fired up.
Let's go dude.
Just dialed in.
And we're here with the um
the
the don't be afraid to stick with crap the sorcerer of crap crap
crap
chris parr what up that's me yeah welcome to the pod baby
there's a nervous tension in the air
cause we all know it's coming it's draft day
it's draft day and I gotta say this up front
I'm probably gonna eat shit
people have been freaking out about this
I don't know
cause we're doing best front men
and I don't
I don't really follow this shit I mean I'm familiar with bands
there's bands I like but I don't really follow this shit i mean i'm familiar with bands there's bands
i like but i don't really follow frontman i'm not like i'm not like super in that world i think this
is the most out of our depths we've been fast food everybody eats it movies we're like all huge
film fans and then uh and then uh video games like we had a deep history with it although a lot of
people got on us for not being experts yeah um but with this one it
does feel like we're we're reaching a bit i feel like i feel like you have a good you have a good
knowledge of this stuff though that's nice thank you yeah yeah strider big music guy too though
dude was that valet all day today talking to the bros and just spitting it up being like oh yeah
great band oh this that and but i feel like one of the valleys was like a is a little bit older and so I feel like my list is skewing
towards that now but we'll see what happens and then so what do we mean by
front man we mean traditional band so there's instruments so you won't be
hearing boy bands on here unless someone wants to genre bend and then they got to
defend it and then uh and then we wanted to be they have to have an identifiable band so no like solo
performers what's going on over there doggy oh fuck that's a buzz killer when you cream
i will let people know that you have creamed yeah yeah we could just do a close-up of your pants
i got my i got my cell phone yeah so we want to have an identifiable band so no like John Mayers or Bob
Dylans really although they might have had bands for stretches or we've met them as solo performers
and then uh yeah that's about it and then only dudes we're doing front men well how about this
if someone was a front man in the band and they became a solo act, do you just talk about their time in the band?
I think it could be argued. We'll see.
Okay.
I think I know who you're talking about.
No, I know what you're thinking of. That's not on my list.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, interesting.
I would say that you have to, I mean, opinion don't get me wrong i love bending i would think
for the purposes of our list as just described by jay titty you would it would only be the band time
that right like the the solo act afterwards which while being legit is sick it's only the band time
should only be considered by our judge what if it's like an album you know and then they're
right back well yeah that's cool we can just debate it like when we get through certain artists we can remove albums
if we feel like they don't qualify um all right are we all done making noise we ready let's go
yeah okay let's uh odds or evens it
one two three fourth pick damn honestly i don't want first pick on this odds or evens One, two, three. Fourth pick. Damn.
Honestly, I don't want first pick on this one.
Odds are evens.
One, two, three.
Third.
Strider's third.
The bender.
Oh, we Rochambeau.
Oh, Rochambeau.
Will someone call it because we call it?
Yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
JT, first pick.
Whoa.
Holy crap.
I did not expect the first pick.
I know what it is. I'm coming out of the gates hot. I gonna lose some people I really wanted but I got to do it I'm going
Freddie Mercury damn that would have been my number one damn yeah I feel like it's the true
number one I mean he is the embodiment of the front man yeah and for me what it is it's like
when you're a front man it's it'sianic. You are God on that stage.
And I don't think anyone's ever embodied that more than Freddie Mercury.
He probably has the most famous live performance of all time at Live Aid.
And you really get to see how he can command a crowd of, you know,
hundreds and hundreds and thousands of people.
And then he had like the vocal acrobatics and just the the
the wardrobe and he just he had all the beats you want to hit with a proper front man so i'm going
freddie mercury number one and did that live aid performance the live aid uh is iconic it's crazy
at wembley whenever you see like the whole like wide shot of how massive that stadium is and how many people
are that i mean i think it fits like 80 000 it's huge um and that that that performance is just
iconic he's the man i took an anatomy of the rock star class in college what up and he was like the
first person that they referenced they're like he is he has authenticity he has talent he's
unique he has voice his point of view he's fucking sick i guess that's what it is too it's like i we
had some friends who just saw the queen band that now has adam lambert in it and they said
adam lambert was better than freddie mercury no but my brother was laughing about it when he
recounted the story yeah sorry to that family who their kid might listen to this. It was one of the hottest takes I've ever heard.
Yeah.
But I was just like, we're just like, ha ha.
Hilarious.
I don't need to.
I'm not going to argue this one because I'm good.
It's cool.
Plus, he had a great mustache.
That is rad.
A lot of different styles, which is cool.
He partied.
He had sadness.
I love that. Yeah.
Gone too soon, which is like kind of a kind of you have to be
a rock star you have that that's a staple of the uh of the of the genre but not in the 27 club he's
in no he's like in his 40s i think i think he made it to 40 also their music works when you're like
five years old and it works when you're like 35 years old too yes because when you when you're
like five and you're watching mighty ducks and you hear like we will we will rock you you're just like your little brain gets it and then as you get older you're
like you notice more of the other stuff and like oh okay there's a lot of layers to this and dude
he can make a song like i want to ride my bicycle you're like dude like i like this song like how
does he how do you make that cool and good right he's talking about silly stuff but he mean rhapsody
it was tough for me to go with that
number one because i almost went sean penn or jeff tweedy from wilco
what's up he takes a guitarist as his lead man i'm gonna do i'm gonna do i'm gonna start with
a poser pick because i feel like i just have to name one of these guys even though I don't listen to their music
Mick Jagger
it's a great pick
I mean
I'm not that familiar with
Rolling Stones songs
Satisfaction and that's it
that's crazy
that makes it an even better pick
I'm like I picked Mick Jagger even better pick yeah i picked mick jagger and i have no idea why there is one lick for
that's amazing bro um but you know what you're not wrong dude but indeed i know he's got his
hips are you know his hips have lasted through the ages
and he just commands the stage and that longevity i mean since the 60s just crushing it one of the
originals um he's still a legend to this day he told john mulaney he's not funny i like that which
you know you got to be a rock star to be able to do that because John Mulaney is funny.
So, yeah, that's my pick.
Dude, I got to say with Mick Jagger, it's in the book Sticky Fingers about the guy who started Rolling Stone magazine.
Like he put Mick Jagger on one of the first covers.
And it was and this is a big part of like rock lore is like androgynous sexuality.
Right. And I think, you know, you could say it was Bowie Maybe like Chuck Berry before that not Elvis who was kind of more masculine all appropriating from
Like the Chuck Berry category, but Mick Jagger brought that androgynous sexuality to things
We were like it's kind of a hot dude. He's also kind of a hot chick right and kind of everyone wants to bang
Yeah, the lips help a lot. Yeah. Yeah
Big old luscious lips.
Big ass mouth.
Yeah.
That seems to be common, having a big ass mouth.
It helps.
Yeah.
And they've got good ballads.
I listened to Beast of Burden today, one of my favorite songs ever.
Amazing.
His lyrics are good, like Sympathy for the Devil, Paint It Black.
He can go in so many different directions.
Wild Horses.
Mm-hmm.
Amazing.
Yeah, those are sick.
He sings about dating puerto
rican chicks does it yeah with a puerto rican who's dying to meet you it was a really good pick
man thanks yeah you did a good job that's good shit yeah thank you society for making that pick
even if you don't know you're still smart yeah that's a gift and you're honest you didn't try to play it off and be like yeah that the one song
where mick's all like
because i don't even know that
oh fuck you do wrong you do like it like go anywhere
yeah dude the man pick is mick chagger because the
way he goes woo strider who's your pick my pick is also falling under the category of chads i do
know a lot of songs by this group but i'm not that excited about this guy but you just gotta name him
and it's robert plant from zeppelin oh nice you know he just kind of who i picture when you
picture a rock star with the long hair he rips he cuts it up he's done later albums you
know did like a whole country album with like i forget her name but uh but just the zeppelin
bangers dude you know one of the levy briggs dude the just uh he references game of or not game of thrones lord of the rings and um
ramble on ramble on and the docket depths of mordor uh and yeah dude just the way he's able
to do that like that's like the classic like like that fucking noise dude that walbert makes in that
movie it's super identify when did you get into zeppelin high school me too i think everyone in
our age bracket like i'm gonna say like 26 35, gets into it like freshman year of high school.
And it changes your drive to school.
Oh, dude.
You find their music and like you didn't know they existed.
All of a sudden you're like hauling ass.
Yes.
And you feel like you're in like a Lord of the Rings mission, but on four wheels.
And you got your crew and you're going.
And one of the knocks to them is so much of their music is commercialized i that's it's too commercialized
like the cadillac commercials they play it coming back from the nfl yeah but you just don't realize
like that music's so fucking good and you imagine seeing that live the fuck dude he wore like
waistband like skinny jeans dude never wore underwear probably had horrible hemorrhoids
fucking a big old belt buckle dude just fucking out there just ripping it dude like i mean that's
a rock you probably smelt that guy a mile away when did you start realizing you probably had
hemorrhoids oh dude literally when i thought it was cool to freeball it in high school and then
in college started getting hemorrhoids i think i'm the only guy in college to ever have a hemorrhoid
i showed it to the student doctor and he goes whoa yeah he's like i thought you're he's like what are you doing
turning around showing me your butt i'm supposed to be looking for an std i was like no still a
virgin just uh don't don't wipe my ass right yeah is that how you get them or do you get from
pushing too hard it's it's like a lot of like you did a lot of stuff friction yeah friction
yeah right but yeah led zeppelin also i think
my chatter all did it interesting i don't think that zeppelin was very critically appreciated in
their time yeah i think they were not this big but i think they were like a little nickelbacky
like rolling stone i think trashed all their records like giving that reviews and screw them
i only thought it was the later album which is actually the album that i love the most
that has like um dire maker on it dire maker you were the one who told me because dire maker was my favorite zeppelin song you're
like that's a poser zeppelin song yeah and that's another thing with these bands is like when you
come into them late you don't know the different albums or eras you just know the hits and so you
don't even know which songs you're like like when i told my dad my favorite rolling stone song was
wild horses he's like oh you're one of those guys. That's one of my buddies is his parents like followed them around on tour for like two years and they hate wild horses.
Yeah.
And it's like their favorite band of all time.
And I was like, it's probably my favorite.
And he's like, that's everyone hates that he really likes them.
I think because they're hard hitting bands and people want them to be like,
you know, kind of
like a fist to the audience.
Then those songs are like really nice they're great and they
become good and what selling out is a term from like music you know where you change for like
your sound for this or that and we've seen bands go through that i didn't watch zeppelin do i just
had their whole catalog and i was like this is rad dude and really enjoyed it and he seems like
a badass front man robert plant, good fucking tunes, good shit.
Yeah, not excited about it.
I think I got some other stuff up my sleeve.
Yeah, I'm going to go with Passion after this one.
Two picks, Chris.
Oh, whoa.
Shit, I got to be ready on the turnaround.
Chris has his phone.
I go analog, baby.
All right, I think I'm going to go Jim Morrison.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would have been my other pick.
That would have been my pick.
Very iconic.
You know, I don't love The Doors.
I kind of dislike The Doors. I don't like their music.
But you know what?
You have to have them.
I don't know if any front man influenced kids in my high school trying to be cool more than Jim Morrison.
Very true.
And to have some kind of a king.
To try and have some kind of like, yeah, Jim Morrison's a god to me.
It's actually probably why.
When people say that, you're like, dude, you're probably not going to graduate high school.
Like you're past the weed smoking phase and you're now doing pills
during school hours yeah like yeah because that's what morrison would do i'm like he died very young
yeah dude dude our buddy nick george uh he does like a he he plays jim morrison in like a show
that's coming out whoa he'll be great at that yeah it's very brief i think it's sort of like
it's sort of like showing the doors and you see i don't know if like i think it's just him on stage just being
jim morrison but he's like he's like he played so he basically did like a live show at the troubadour
and was jim morrison for like a scene oh that's awesome yeah that's awesome it's cool that it was
all right there it's cool venue and and iconic venue and fun yeah and and uh he's got the look he
definitely has look and he can sing too right he can sing and morrison had a good look you know
incredible look so handsome very iconic and it's like you think about the cultural impact that even
just like his style obviously his music had way and he died he died young so i wasn't aiming for
that but it is kind of something that happened
so i'm gonna mind having that on my list yeah very very deep voice as does the next guy that
i'm picking eddie vetter yeah let's go baby i like it bro right this is one that i'm not like
i'm not like you know like i fucking love their music yeah i've seen pearl jam once
Like I fucking love their music.
Yeah.
I've seen Pearl Jam once.
And then I saw,
we saw Eddie Vedder at a private concert in the backyard,
which was sick.
This rich dude's house. Do you really?
It was awesome.
And Kelly Slater played with him.
It was cool.
And Ben Harper.
It was really a sick party.
Orange County rules.
And it was after End of the Wild had come out, right?
So he was doing like hard sun and that
yes which was i would want to count that solo album so sick yeah that's what i was thinking
of when we were talking about it um i'm counting it in my mind maybe even if it doesn't count you
have all of pearl james catalog yeah and they've like my favorite pearl james song is also from
like 10 years ago which is they'd'd already been around for like 20,
which is Sirens and it fucking rules.
He rocked in so many decades.
He just, when he plays, he just opens up a bottle of red wine.
Sometimes we'll move on to two.
Sometimes he doesn't, you know?
Yeah, he'll get kind of drunk.
He's also, I was watching some live stuff where he's like,
hey, we had a fight here last night.
That's the most fight,
that ties the record
for the most fights
we've ever had a concert.
Let's do better.
Let's have zero tonight.
You know,
you're here,
you're my friend,
I'm your friend,
we're all friends.
He's pure of spirit.
He's like,
woo!
And then he's like,
yeah.
And then he like,
made a wine joke
and was like,
let's go
and started fucking rocking.
Anywhere,
like,
has anyone more flannel better no that's a
great call he might be a flannel king yeah and he and he's pure spirit like he got into that battle
with ticket master when they were trying to jack up the prices on pearl jam shows and he was like
no you can't charge where it was like it now it would be crazy if any concert with big artists
cost that much but he was like he wouldn't let him go past like 50 bucks a ticket because it
was pricing out the real fans so he's a his heart is in the right place i believe he's just fucking love that he's
a surfer too there's a great like uh you know i don't know if there's like an espn or hbo thing
with him and laird hamilton and they're just bonding together and like they're both iconoclast
yeah iconoclast yeah yeah stokers check that out iconoclast with laird
hamilton eddie vetter it's it's amazing watching those two guys just bond it's awesome yeah he
mentioned that in the same thing where he's like i like to surf and you guys like the ocean right
now really yeah he's very deep he has a great quote to laird during that where he sees laird
doing big wave surfing he goes he's like i was watching you and i realized like you're not
surfing to dominate the wave you're surfing to give scale to how large and powerful the wave is
and it's like exactly
fucking better just a poet and he's like painting at laird's house yeah just an artist through and
through yeah all right do you have two is it two for you? No, he's got one.
And look, here's the thing.
I can get real clever, but I think I'm going to-
Do it, dumbass.
I know, exactly.
I'm going to save it, but I'll be very upset if I don't get the guy I'm thinking of.
But right now, I'm going to go with another just straight down the middle.
Y'all know him.
He's got one name, Bono.
Whoa.
I mean, if we're talking messiahs yeah the messiah of the guy's a performer dude and i would say the second best live aid performance of all time
he does the song bad brings a girl up on stage dancing with her fucking and you just got to
respect the edge because they're like when the fuck is this guy gonna stop doing this just holding it forever and he's just like dancing and and i mean dude the guy
can just fucking belt it he does these weird things where like jt told me he'll pick people
up and like just kind of act cool i've actually helped him at the hotel multiple times you see
him you're just like whoa that's bono he's got the shades he's got an iconic look yeah he's just a
fucking through and through rock star
he has full authenticity what he sings about is you know he stands for something too yeah like
sunday bloody sunday him at red rock singing that yeah where he's like imagine blowing someone up
who's old independent he's 83 years old he's in the middle of a concert and like he's just all in
to like but it's also known for like mass consumerism and if you know
with like he gave everyone an album you know yeah and we all got that free when they get yeah but
but i hated it no i'm joking yeah it was a violation for sure what's your favorite youtube
probably damn that's a good call dude it's not sweetest thing but that's what always pops in my head
but i love that one um it's like sweetest thing it's the one that's kind of it's uh
should i start reeling them off yeah yeah let me with or without you yeah it's with or without you
that's my favorite one sweet that's it sunday bloody sunday for me it's probably... Money, money, money, money, money, money.
It's probably With or Without You or I like One.
Oh, great.
It's a beautiful song.
Beautiful song.
And then after that, yeah, Sunday Bloody Sunday for sure.
That's what I'm talking about. I'm going to go Sunday Bloody Sunday, then Sweetest Thing.
Sweetest Thing is a fucking adorable fucking song with an adorable video.
With or Without You and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, they're kind of like that's the one that's the one that i think exactly that's it
i'm like there's like the same thing but it's so there are three yeah both of them yeah great with
or without you also great in the movie uh tell no one when the dude's bombing through the streets
listening to one of the most beautiful soundtrack scenes very runaway bride is i still haven't found
what i'm looking for right doesn't it open with that in slow-mo you're over my depths with that one i saw him at arowan once what
rock star yeah he's in full leather gets out of an escalade he's the type of dude he's wearing
boots at the beach dude yeah dude he was wearing yeah he's wearing full boots charged and got some
organic food pretty sure how much what's up like groceries i just saw him walking
in but i was in i was in the i was in that little garage and i see bono get out of this
big ass black you know suv and he just full leather and just charging he's pretty short
yeah yeah bono i assume he's five two dude yeah he's in his voice didn't he like do an acapella
thing one time
like his like his vocals are pretty powerful yeah fucking guy they wanted me i think he started in
the band as a guitarist and they're like bro you can't play guitar and they were like you can sing
and he had no classical training with singing and the way he describes it's very rock star i'm sure
a lot of singers would say he's like i can't sing and hit those notes unless i believe it
so he's got to write him and really feel it to get there.
That's gnarly.
Almost died down.
He had like a bad motorcycle accident a while back,
like a scooter accident, didn't he?
I think.
But he recovered.
On a scoot?
Something like that.
Like a Vespa scoot.
We have to mention the Bono scene from South Park.
Wait, I don't remember it.
That's what I remember the most.
It's so funny.
It's just like Bono's in Africa
and it's just him walking through
like a rundown village
just going, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like blowing by everybody.
And like every time he says yeah, it's like a different
color flashes like the Apple commercials.
Those guys
are the best, dude.
Chad.
Alright, I'm gonna
dip into heavy metal
here
I respect this
name a
name a
front man of a band
that
I think everyone loves
everyone knows
know their
tons of longevity
I'm actually familiar
with their work
I'm gonna go with
James Hetfield
Metallica
nice dude
he battled against
Napster
battled against
Napster
and it
that was sort of i was
like i was thinking about metallica i was like are he and lars sort of at the same
lars is very famous but dude people trash lars is drumming right yeah he's a trash drum which
i didn't know about until i was like redditing it the other day yeah no but headfield's the
lead singer he's the front man yeah headfield's front man iconic voice uh i i i did i mean i think i got master
of puppets favorite song but i like i like saint anger a lot i like that album people hate that
album i do when i first heard saint anger i was like best metallica song i've heard dude i like
that it's horrible it's horrible i like that album yeah well then the doc that you and me love is so
good about it where he's getting sober yeah yeah and they're just fighting in therapy yeah i just love metallica i mean dude him with
the long hair up there and the big badass guitar that looks like a broadsword yeah and just you
know just driving it people it's it's pretty incredible yeah and uh i love metal too i love
driving a metal i just i love working out to metal metal's the best it's good to off-road too yeah crack a rock star yeah off-road with your boys
what's up fuel oh dude fuel yeah enter sandman that's what it turned me on i was scared of that
as a kid listening to that where are you oh yeah go ahead the part like when it's like say your
prayers they like literally have that like that part
towards the end of the song my mom she's Colombian she's very afraid of the devil I connect those
things because I guess in in Colombian culture they're like devil bad but they really make a
big deal of the devil when I'm like five I'm watching MTV my mom sees a Metallica video
literally has the devil in it with horns yeah and they're like licking it or something like that
my mom refused to let us have metallica albums she thought they were like in cahoots with the
devil yeah dude and then in this doc he's at san quentin he's talking he's like you know i deal
with anger a lot and uh if i didn't if i didn't have music to control it i'd be in here with you guys all
right here's saint anger i don't think that's what they want to hear is i'm being here with
you guys it wasn't for my guitar i wasn't an unbelievably talented millionaire i might be
right next to you guys if i just live in a mansion in the hollywood hills i might be here
i got a six bedroom, five person staff.
Large just bought a big Picasso.
Guys, I think I'm going to win this one.
I don't want to get cocky, but my next two picks, I got the guys I wanted.
I'm glad they came back to me.
First, I'm going to go Kurt Cobain.
Nice, nice.
I think to me, he might be my favorite front man of all time because he's like
the anti-messiah like he has the messianic quality to him but he doesn't want it and
and his jesus yeah and his authenticity is insane like he's of all the front men i've seen
watching he's the one who can go the quietest and still have the most gravitas and command and uh yeah you know like
he when they came in with grunge they kind of destroyed like the uh hair like what do they call
hair metal like the hair metal era like kind of took out like you know motley crew and guns and
roses and all those guys because those bands were so theatrical and then he came through and was just
so real and yeah i love his songwriting i love his uh voice yeah and i just love how like broken he was but it was powerful
at the same time and uh i don't know who else could do that maybe in other genres but he for
in rock he's my favorite of that and then my third pick is my favorite person of all time bruce
springsteen oh nice somewhat of a bend but you get it but he is an
identifiable band he's built the same band it's true i mean he replaced the judge to hear it
they got rid of vinnie lopez and they brought in roy bitten no this is good and it is the
band is identifiable or no they brought in roy bitten's the max weinberg yeah max weinberg's on
the drum ray bitten's the keyboardist um but yeah i just think he's an incredible artist he's got a couple albums that are more solo like i don't know if i
could count nebraska which has some bangers on it it is a great album but uh yeah he's so authentic
he lives 10 minutes from where he was born he and he's a working class hero that's what i like so
when you go see his show because he's one of the only ones i've seen live plays for four hours
until you're like dude please let me go home but he knows
you paid money for that ticket and he wants to give you
every dime's worth and like
Jon Stewart said about him when he
inducted him into that
presidential thing that they do for musicians
he goes Bruce always empties the tank
oh that's great
the professionalism dude every night he goes up there
and he belts it
so yeah that's my pick great
fucking pick great picks i mean baby i'm loving your list right now all right it's massive do i
get two or no i just get one you get one yeah all right i mean i gotta go with this guy because i
love him he's a hot dude iconic voice i love his voice i love both bands he was in
and i just think he's a fucking legend chris cornell nice dude yeah that's a great pick i mean
audio slave i love him and you know that michael man loves them um
i listen to audio slave i think i have all bands probably on this list i'll listen
to audio slave maybe the most and then i love soundgarden too yeah soundguard especially the
song um outshined um which is in uh true romance great movie which is uh yeah i just think chris
cornell's the shit his pipes are insane his pipes are insane his His pipes are insane. His look, you know, he's just like, you just look at him and you're like, that's a rock star.
He's a badass.
And he's just sick.
Yeah.
He's the man.
And Temple of the Dog, that Hunger Strike song.
Yeah.
Him and Better together.
Song fucking rules.
I'm going hungry.
Going hungry.
Just the two of them just doing that over and over again.
That's the whole song. Just them doing that over and over again that's the whole song doing that it's
awesome i picked up our cousin josh from the airport one time and i put it on he goes little
temple of the dog we're gonna have a good weekend it was for a funeral but we still had fun dude
aaron what's your uh what's your cream to no cream race right now i'm pretty heavy on the cream right
now let's go he said he's heavy on the cream we're speaking to him
dude dude i really don't worry i'm saving jimmy's world for you dude i'm saving jimmy's world for
you dude dude aaron brought in a heavy heavy load tonight let's go dude what's the uh the prince
cover by cornell too is huge right no senate o'Connor. Michael, he doesn't, Billy Jean.
Oh,
okay.
I think he does nothing compares to you,
too,
and people like that one.
He did,
yeah.
Right,
but that's,
it's still the Billy Jean one,
yeah.
He also left us too soon,
Chris Cornell.
Yeah,
tragic.
Okay.
He did Hollywood Forever.
Oh,
he's at Hollywood Forever?
Might have like,
did his Wikipedia about an hour ago,
so,
yeah.
Legend, so he was on your list. then i got any better yeah you don't want to have to that's grunge you know both grunge sound to seattle guys grunge heavily nicely represented in here
i mean we're the right age yeah true yeah all right this next guy i'm going with
a little bit of a you okay you might not think rock and roll but this guy is definitely
and you all love him and we've all had a poster of him in our dorm room bob marley
oh okay nice dude that's a genius pick bob marley's the man that's a genius pick in the
wailers baby and he's not that's why i don't know it's on no one's list bob marley's the man. That's a genius pick. In the Whalers, baby. And he's not on any of the lists. He's on no one's list.
Bob Marley's the fucking man.
Reggae is something you hear and you go, oh yeah, I fucking love this.
It's the best.
Oh yeah, wait.
Damn it, dude.
I'm fucking buzzed and having the best time of my life.
Bob Marley's the coolest motherfucker in the world.
Fucking had like, he's just the man, dude.
And he also died too early.
So he's a rock star. And lived the Messiahiah life like he was a real hero bro and talk about authenticity the fucking guy
his voice is incredible and who hasn't loved him at one point everyone's loved him oh yeah we all
go through a regular phase yeah i was in junior high and i was ready to just like grow out some
dreads and like move to the beach and just like be free love about it.
Dude, when Could Be Loved comes on Blue Crush.
Bro, when they're cruising in a jeep ski.
That's like, that's life.
That's what you want.
Could you be loved?
And then also in I Am Legend.
I haven't seen I Am Legend.
You haven't seen I Am Legend?
Yeah, he does play that.
Really?
Is that his song? Well, that's what Will smith just keeps playing bob marley of course and then uh keep him in a good mood yeah and then in in the saddest scene of the movie he's just like singing
it i don't want to say what happens but yeah yeah and everybody knows who the whalers are
yeah do they play at the coach house oh aaronley. Dude, they play at the coach house.
Oh, Aaron's got some beat.
They play at the coach house in San Juan, bro.
I know the Whalers are still in New York.
Bob Marley's and the Whalers, they still play today.
My brothers are seeing them on Sunday.
I think it's Damian Jr. Gong Marley or Ziggy Marley.
Bob Marley.
Yeah.
What?
Bro, he's such a good rock star.
His kids are rock stars.
Yeah.
Skill, bro.
What do you think of Ziggy Marley?
I mean, I think I've heard some of his songs, but I don't know too much.
What was the one that went down?
I like Ziggy.
Ziggy?
I like Ziggy.
I forget, but we used to listen to him with Ian on the way when we were driving to Idaho.
Yeah.
Dude, with him and his toe, where he got the cancer.
Yeah.
So he was playing soccer and some people think he... Well, the results are not... So I'll
go back to that.
But he hurt his toe and he thought
that's why it was all fucked up in black and then it turned out he had toe cancer and then because
of his rastafarian beliefs he refused to amputate and then so he ended up not making it dude all
these guys die young everyone were saying how do you get toe cancer it was skin cancer but it started on the toe okay and then dude
attempted assassination on his life i didn't know about that that some people think was cia backed
yeah whoa it's pretty crazy like that's how significant he was people were going to try
and assassinate him it's too cool he represented too much good stuff yeah yeah this guy's way too
cool that's crazy doesn't like nukes it's the
fucking man dude yeah no nukes can't that he is the man that's why i'm totally cool it's a
beautiful i think it's the pick of the draft it's a beautiful pick thank you it's a slight bend
aaron come on baby bruce springsteen east street band bob marley and the whalers come on baby the
whalers to the east street band dude it's true i can't tell you a guy in the east can you
tell me one of the instruments you know you knew who the drummer was i've been i've been
bob marley's so cool they're like i am more cool you know like what do you picture when you picture
the whalers yeah a bunch of cool ass fucking dudes i picture some steel drums i picture
dudes doing fucking upstrokes on their guitars in a fucking plume of smoke, dude.
I'm not going to be the guy who says,
no, we can't include Bob Marley on this list.
Yeah, exactly.
You want to be that guy, dude?
Aaron, do you want to be that guy, dude?
There is a slight bend to it.
You have to take it into consideration and that's okay.
I think as far as strider bends,
that was like a bend but not break.
Yeah.
Yeah, the twigs got a little more wiggle.
Chris, you got two.
Go, baby, go.
Go, baby, go.
Go, baby, go.
Who do you have so far?
I have Jim Morrison and Eddie Vedder.
Ooh, you're looking beautiful.
I might just keep going with...
I think because I just like it the most. It's just like fucking gravelly voice dudes. Yeah, baby're looking beautiful. Beautiful. I might just keep going with, I think cause I just like it the most.
It's just like fucking gravelly voice dudes.
Yeah,
baby.
Nothing wrong with that.
As Bruce Springsteen's voice was described,
it's like Van Morrison driving a Harley through gravel.
That's beautiful.
Who said that?
Is that Jon Stewart again?
Rolling Stone magazine.
They did their top 40 artists.
You know what I'll do?
I'm going to get a hair rocker in there
don't do it i'm gonna go axl rose just okay nice nice yeah way different vocals than what i got
you know very mercurial i don't know what that means but i think it means he's an asshole
which is kind of perfect for a rock star you know i wouldn't dress like him but he's got a style
yes and they got so many fucking bangers bangers oh bro paradise city dude welcome to the jungle
do i like rocket rocket queen is my favorite i think i'm a civil war guy yeah his whale is
incredible and what do you always say about him and Mariah Carey? They're the only artists that can hit every note on the scale.
They can do like what a piano can do vocally.
And his power ballads.
Fucking amazing.
In the sweet November rain.
That song's so good.
Oh my God.
And then he also does the Bob Dylan one.
Knocking on Heaven's Door.
Yeah, Knocking on Heaven's Door.
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door.
It's fun when you hear like his
everyone can do their own little axel like you know like it's it's fun um yeah he's got this move
aaron's doing it this yeah his snake that's what i was thinking about too that that swivel he did
up there and then dude him and metallica famously metallica goes on stage i think james headfield
got blown up by some bad pyro.
They go back to Axl.
They go, yo, Axl, this crowd.
Was it in Canada or something?
Was it Montreal?
Crowd's like, they're pissed because they missed out on Metallica.
So Metallica goes back there.
They go, Axl, you got to do like a three-hour show, man.
We need you.
These guys are about to rip the roof off this place.
Axl goes out, does two songs, comes back, goes, my voice doesn't feel right.
Riots break out. People die really oh no but nothing is above axel dude yeah it's funny talking about these rock stars because they've all done such douche nozzles still oh yeah that's
good that's also part at least like you hope it you hope it isn't but like sometimes that's kind
of part of it you know that they're like prima-madonna's about shit yeah and cobain kind of flipped that too with the masculinity that's how he kind of
took out the hair metal guys was that like axel would talk shit to him be like you're a bitch
like you're a pussy and cobain be like yeah she pegs me and like axel didn't know how to fight
back against that he was like what yeah he's a honk that's a loud girl to say that? Yeah. Loser? I have a snake.
Cock rock.
Yeah.
Just cock rock.
Last one.
I'm going to go
Dave Grohl.
Nice.
Talented, dude.
This is a good pick, dude.
Yeah, rest in peace,
Taylor Hawkins.
Yeah, rest in peace.
Dude, very sad.
It's a bummer.
Obviously,
been doing a long time.
Just, he just fucking brings it.
He does so much cool shit.
Huge catalog.
Some plenty.
Like My Hero for just like straight corny.
So fun.
Got me.
I've sped to that song so many times in my car.
For sure.
Now I'm much more safe and i'll change it cops
are you allowed to do under 80 if you're listening to my hero no
i think my accelerator goes down without my foot it's so the car hears it
seen him in concert very fun uh that was when we were at a show we were kind of being rowdy
and it wasn't really the crowd
and he's like to the guys
who are being really rowdy
you're never gonna get laid
called us virgins
yeah
you guys were moshing
he was in a mosh concert
first he picked us up
and went hey to all the guys
moshing we were like
yeah
and he goes you're virgins
anyway
it was amazing
I was
not anymore though
so
let's go
nice
yeah yeah where you man and that's my team baby that's a good team that's solid food fighters
legit and dude he's a talented guy he's like a one-man band. The way he plays drums, he rips on guitar, he sings.
Solid fourth pick.
Okay, I'm going to go into...
Fuck, man.
Looking at my analog list here.
I'm just going to go back to my high school days.
I went through a big phase of this band.
Big, big phase.
Oh, don't say it. You might not. might not no no it's not like super high it's not super high school this is a older
band that might make aaron kareem but i'm gonna go with roger daltrey of the who oh no nice yeah
hair rocker again but he's got a great ass song or excuse me, a big ass booming voice. Bob O'Reilly is one of my favorite ass songs.
Um,
actually do like let live,
let my love open the door like the most,
which I think is more known for like Pete Townsend.
Exactly.
It's Pete town,
but exactly.
But that's my favorite song by the band.
Um,
Oh yeah.
It's a solo,
but,
but yeah.
Oh yeah.
You're right.
But actually the best version of that song
does come from
Gross Point Blank
which is a little bit
different which
the E. Cola mix
yeah
that's my favorite
version of it
it's a great song
so good
also Dan in Real Life
oh dude horrible movie
no no no
Lars in The Real Girl
is a horrible movie
one of the worst movies
of all time
but uh
yeah just Roger Daltrey
everyone else on my list
I'm looking at it
I'm not as stoked
on them and the few of them that you guys took but we're at number four
and yeah i love the who man can you bring it stadium rocker i think i was watching some
in prep for this i was watching it um pete townsend sings like a lot of the
a lot on their songs daltrey's great. But they do split more than I knew.
Although he is really fun.
Townsend does the falsettos.
Yeah.
He's on like Teenage Wasteland
hitting the high notes.
He's the real,
that band might,
it might be a real bad pick by me
because he's good.
Arguably he's good,
but like Keith Moon's like
the best drummer ever almost.
And like Pete Townsend's like
obviously the thrust of the talent
from that group.
I think he writes the lyrics Townsend.
But he admitted he hates Roger Daltrey
But he has the voice for like he has the rock star. Yeah. Yeah, he says my words sound best coming out of Roger
Yeah, he's a true Rasputin figure
I'm watching them. It's like I was like these guys the way that they move around and jump around
It was nice because you can tell that they're fucking nerds that got no hips but it works because their songs
kick ass yes like one it was just adultery just kind of doing doing like butt kicks and it looked
really cool and then townsend was bopping around like i think if you're a nerd if you can somehow
turn into a world famous rock star you'll get laid a lot and you'll look cool that's dj that's
the dj model right i guess it's
djs now yeah i'm not gonna get famous playing rock and roll yeah exactly but it's a great call
keith kelly's probably the only guy who did that now keith moon was my advisor in high school
just same name different guy oh shit yeah shout out he's a legend fuck hell yeah also the swim coach really dude that's awesome what was your stroke
freestyle really that was a long distance freestyle was he fucked up oh long distance
500 free that's rock star shit that's rock star and butterfly badass i can't do breaststroke though
i don't have the feet i might be the most like this one looking one swimming like oh brush it yeah dude it's so lame backstroke's not great
backstroke butterfly is the coolest look like looks the most savage yeah but this is elite
dude if i was trying to impress a girl i would do uh butterfly for sure just dominate for sure
and if you can like raise up and get your belly button out of the water. Yeah. You can show part of your package.
Yes.
Yeah.
Even those, you know, lackluster.
You should always butterfly while skinny dipping.
Oh, yeah.
She's not going to know that.
That like you have a mediocre butterfly stroke.
Oh, I was talking about my dong.
Oh.
Of course.
Yeah.
I'm an idiot.
No, no, no. All right. Is that me? All right. of course yeah i'm an idiot all right on me all right i'm gonna i'm gonna
i'm gonna bring it back to a band again that was huge for me in high school and probably middle
school i think huge for a lot of 90s kids i think they you know and it's sort of a different it's i'm bringing it to ska
i'm bringing it to ska i love ska i'm gonna go bradley noel sublime oh that's a great pick yeah
damn dude that's a really really good pick california soul baby let's go what's up aaron
hates california soul aaron hates sublime you don't you're not creaming from san diego bro yeah
what how do you not you hate sublime it It's illegal in San Diego to hate Sublime.
Dude, what?
Explain it.
Explain your non-crane.
Why are you shooting a blank on Sublime?
That's San Diego, though.
No, Aaron's a big Long Beach double star.
All my bros in San Diego, yeah.
Why are you shooting blanks on this one?
It's overplayed.
That's it for-
I've been around for three years. Yeah, yeah dude because like a rock star he went out
early yeah but say why you love him though yeah i did iconic sound you can listen over and over
again tons of bangers uh hit me at the right time where i was sort of diving into that sort of
stonery persona and i i think the first time i heard them i was sort of like this is like
at this point in my life this is my music you know it's not like the other ones where it's
sort of like oh that's a good jam again that it was like when i heard sublime i was like
i was like this sort of encompasses who i am at this time i wouldn't say it was as hardcore by
them as hardcore as them by any
means but you know i was like this is sort of like the culture i'm into and uh i still listen
to this day dude uh i love april 26 1992 santoria um what's the one song i keep forgetting what i
got loving what i got is what i got he's got one of the best songs of all
lyrics where he goes and i can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot
i love same in the end same in the end is one of my favorite ones that's sort of
a guitar riff up top yeah little bad fish dude little scarlet begonias just a great song also they had some unhealthy
ones they like their song date raped dude yeah i remember listening to that in uh
the lyrics to that i was listening at high school i was like no way dude yeah yeah they were like
the first one was like the sublime tattoo on the back and like the big explicit thing on there yeah mom i need this yeah oh dude all right dude my pick guys i'm bending here and i could get in trouble and there's
a lot of guys i wanted to do your list is good don't it up no but hold on hold on i have
i i swear to god i came up with a criterium midway through thinking about this i go okay i get what
it is did this person get inducted into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist or as part of a band? There we go. Okay. There we go.
That's legit. And that's a pretty good criterion, right? Yeah. I like that criterion. And this guy
was inducted in a band. There we go. With the rest of the band members whose names I have looked up
so that I can say them and name them. Smart. I'm going Jimi Hendrix from the Jimi Hendrix
Experience.
Smart.
Nice.
Now known primarily as a guitarist, unbelievable guitarist, discovered him in like seventh
grade, blew my mind.
You can watch him play guitar and it's magic.
That's why I need him.
You know, I'm big into that Robert Moore, four kinds of masculinity, King, Warrior,
King, Warrior, Lover, Magician.
Hendrix is my magician.
Like he is magic up there, dude. The things he can do with that guitar incredible sings well too like his all along the watchtower is the all
along the watchtower and yeah i just love him and also give me a little more soul on my list
so i'm going jimmy hendrix is my fourth pick total showman yeah lsd and the fucking bandana just dripping down they said
he'd like to recreate songs he heard in vietnam like from helicopters with his guitar whoa yeah
and was naturally right-handed but played left or was naturally left-handed but played right-handed
on an upside down guitar or something like that right no he it to Vietnam. No, he was in Vietnam. He broke the neck. Oh, okay. But he was in the army for a bit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm going Jimi Hendrix with my fourth pick.
All right.
Smart.
It's a good move and I respect the hell out of the bending.
I love the bending.
Do we want to do some honorable mentions?
Yeah, we got to do some honorable mentions.
Dude, Fred Durst.
Let's go, dude.
I mean, I wanted to go Fred Durst because I fucking love Limp Bizkit.
I'm not afraid to say it.
But, you know.
Ball with the ball and a bang to bang.
But I was just like, I don't know.
But, I mean, Fred Durst, icon of the MTV early 2000s era.
He's got the backwards baseball hat.
Breaks stuff.
Just rips it.
I really want to see him live.
And he's a douche.
So, I love him.
You got to have the douche star on YouTube.
You do. You got to be Madonna.
What about your namesake?
Dude, I was going to say Chad Kroger.
This will be the honorary Chad Kroger draft.
Yeah, dude. What up, Chad Kroger?
Who's the lead singer of Creed?
Scott Stapp.
Let's go.
Tom DeLonge.
Oh, dude. No one went John Lennon or mccartney yeah but you know
what the beatles like look it was just it's like they all sang a lot it was balanced yeah it's
very balanced uh zach de la rocha from rage yeah rage yeah i was thinking about i love rage it's
like one of my favorite bands but i was sort of like with him i was sort of like did he kind of
break up the band or refuse to play is that does that fall into the criteria of like with him i was sort of like did he kind of break up the band or refuse to play is that
does that fall into the criteria of like douche rockness i don't know it's just sort of like
like i feel like rage had so much potential to i mean they did what like four albums but he had
i mean it's also like people were knocked on his voice although i do like his voice but it's like
all about the rhythm section it's a little bit where it's about the intensity more so than the-
Yeah.
Kind of a Kiedis.
Who else is an honorable mention?
Kiedis could have been great.
Love him.
Brandon Flowers, The Killers.
Oh, love The Killers.
Liam Gallagher.
Vince Neil, Motley Crue.
You got to have him.
Oh, yeah.
Tom York from Radiohead.
Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails.
Oh, Trent Reznor.
Great song, dude.
Joel Strumer, The Clash.
Dude, Steve Perry, Journey.ch Nails. Oh, Trent Reznor. Great song, dude. Joel Strumer, The Clash. Dude, Steve Perry, Journey.
Let's go.
Oh.
Journey, fuck.
It was between that and Axl for me, but I think because I just.
Steven Tyler?
Eddie Van Halen would probably be the pig.
It's Sammy Higgins.
He's a great showman.
David Lee Roth.
David Lee Roth.
Steven Tyler for the best Disney ride. Bro, Steven Tyleriggins. He's a great showman. David Lee Ross. David Lee Ross. Steven Tyler
for the best Disney ride.
Bro, Steven Tyler.
David Byrne, Talking Heads.
Oh, fuck, dude.
That would have been so good.
None of us really had
like a nerdy guy on the list.
Michael Stipe.
He's the coolest.
Michael Stipe.
Dave Matthews.
Paul Westerberg,
my second favorite band,
The Replacements.
Billy Joe Armstrong.
Phil Collins.
Oh, for Genesis.
Yeah.
Or Peter Gabriel
but he was the drummer
in that band right
no well
they both
yeah
another good
drummer genre
Ben would have been
Don Henley
from the Eagles
yes
that's a good one
but Joe Wall
sings so much
in that one too
when he came in
it's mostly Don Henley
oh dude
I got a big one
Ozzy Osbourne
dude yeah what about is it Jerry Garcia from garcia from the grateful dead was he or do they
mix it up was it phil lesh who was the guy from the grateful dead i don't know i think it's jerry
garcia because but they're like it's tough with them because they're a jam band so it's like it's
more just like 30 minutes of like no disrespect to my deadhead who's that lemmy from motorhead i don't know any of his music but
people talk about him for bending tom petty and the heartbreakers if we're bending right i don't
think that's a bend yeah bro i should put him on my list yeah he's not a great front he doesn't
perform a lot like his music's really good and he's awesome but like i was i've seen i saw him a
couple times we saw him right before he died yeah i've seen him before he died oh it was like a
second to last show i was with this too yeah yeah fuck yeah that was a great and that was a great
show but like he's not we did see him three days right but even then like three days before for
sure yeah like i even i did like go back and like watch one from like 30 years ago
and he was still just like,
you know.
Would you watch Breakdown?
He's got a great breakdown
from 1980.
I watched a couple songs.
It was,
I did watch that
where he kind of,
they play the intro
and he's teasing them
for a while
and he's just waiting there.
They're getting amped up
and then he starts
and everyone's like,
let's go.
Which is a classic move
from a rock star
to just make you wait. Yeah. For him, it's his songwriting for me classic move from a rock star to just make you wait.
For him, it's the songwriting for me.
He's a really beautiful songwriter.
Agreed.
If I was doing top four songwriters,
he'd be right up there.
We couldn't do Bowie
because Bowie doesn't really have a...
Solo.
Yeah, if it was just straight up artist,
Bowie would have been...
I mean, Prince would be on there.
Yeah, Prince and Bowie and Dylan.
I did want to say one thing about Dave Grohl
that I forgot to mention,
which was that he did a whole tour with a broken leg.
Whoa, right. That's rockstar shit.
Oh, also rockstar appeal.
Really?
He used Dave's throne to join ACDC.
Yeah, so he built
a throne out of guitars and would
sit in there. That's amazing.
With the ACDC singers, there's two of them. Which one do you
take? I take the second guy.
I just ID him more. What about Pink Floyd? Do they have a lead singer? acdc singers there's two of them which one do you take i take the second guy i just identify i just
id him right yeah it was like pink floyd do they have a lead singer roger switch there's roger
waters and um the other guy and early on it was sid bear but he was out of the band before they
made anything like really of consequence right dude uh dave grohl has my favorite soundbite that
i would listen to all the time i was starting to stand up and he this guy, I forget, I don't know who the interviewer is,
but he's like, what would you say to someone who's trying to like
break into the music industry?
He's like, just play live.
Just get out there and play live, man.
Just play live.
When you're out there and you're giving it your all,
you're going to start building a fan base.
Just play live.
And that was always like, it was just so sick to me.
I was like, that's awesome, man. Because was just so sick to me i was like i was like
that's awesome man you just because he's so pure he's all to the earth yeah he's like just get out
on that stage and yeah it's very inspirational to me jim morrison too for the rock star bona fides
dick clark show right was that the one he was on where they said don't say how ed sullivan they
said don't say higher because they thought it'd be inflammatory to the youth and he goes i won't say it i won't say it and then when he's on stage he gets the
line he goes baby what if i said we couldn't get much higher and he like yells it in a close-up
into the camera like the whole production team goes fucking bananas but he was really willing
to throw it away just to be you know on the edge was the right move and come on i would not have done that
um any other honorable men or should we let aaron rip off his list let's rip off the list baby
all right uh honorable mentions that didn't get mentioned uh
was was bon scott and brian johnson from acdc nice uh i'm glad steve perry did get mentioned was Bon Scott and Brian Johnson from ACDC nice
I'm glad Steve Perry
did get mentioned
might have been aware
of somebody
I should have gone
with him fourth
I should have
he wasn't on my list
Joey Ramone
oh yeah
yeah
one of my personal
favorites
Phil Lynott
from Thin Lizzy
oh yeah
he was on my list
bass player
Irish
he was on my list ripped dude they. Irish. He was on my list.
Ripped.
Dude, they ripped.
You guys mentioned everybody else.
The fact that Ozzy didn't get picked is pretty crazy to me.
Ozzy, you're right.
What about the dude from Judas Priest?
Iggy Pop, too, from the Stooges.
He's good.
JT mentioned him, at least, but yeah.
Rob Halford.
Yeah, Rob Halford.
But, yeah, guys.
I mean, you all put together a good list.
There's not a bum list in here.
Guy from the Flaming Lips.
Wayne Coyne.
And the guy from the Strokes, Julian Casablancas.
He could have been a good one.
Sure.
Jack White.
I thought about Jack White, but he's not really known.
He rips in concerts.
White Stripes, I guess. Yeah. But you just think of him. No, he was done with the Rackin' Tours. but he really he's not really known he rips in concert white stripes i guess yeah yeah but you
just think of him no he's like with like he was done with the raconteurs and when we saw him he
was with like some memphis outfit that had like he came up with the name for them but that guy is
unbelievable in concert yeah that was really fun he ripped the guy from afi dude bro
from AFI dude
bro
I love AFI
Davey Havik
or whatever his name is
saw him at Coachella
it was like 110 degrees
he was
black on black
on black
all leather
just
like non-stop
it was awesome
his physicality
yeah he was
he was literally like
he was being held up
by the crowd
and just singing
every note perfectly
like as they're just
kind of passing him around
and he wasn't even surfing he was just kind of passing them around. It wasn't even surfing.
He was just kind of standing.
No way.
It was awesome.
It was a fun show.
Dude, Derek from Sum 41.
Yes.
Dude, he ripped.
Yeah.
What's that?
Let's go.
The guy from...
I thought you said, who's that?
Adam Levine, Chris Martin, Ryan Tedder,
the guy from the fray.
That would be a freaking team.
What about Timberlake?
No.
Nah, nah, nah.
Does he count as a front man?
Nah.
Because of the Tennessee kids or whatever?
No.
He's in the Backstreet Boys, which has no instruments.
He's in NSYNC.
Sorry, NSYNC.
Yeah, you're better.
That's the most mad we've gotten for an incorrect.
Yeah.
He's in NSYNC. Dude, honestly, next time this will be a better draft. sorry that's the most mad we've gotten for an incorrect oh yeah he's like dude honestly
next time
next time
this will be a better draft
uh
top four
boy band members
of all time
yeah
and then people
will feel the passion
yeah
then people
then we'll be pissed off
yeah
uh
Perry Farrell
I just thought of
um
along the lines of
Tom York
uh
Matt Berry from Muse oh nice amazing front man plays lead uh perry farrell i just thought of um along the lines of tom york uh matt berry from muse
oh nice amazing front man plays lead yeah sings what about radiohead incredible show
i just said they're along the same lines of a british guy who kind of does tom york's voice
is so beautiful and he's such a little angel up there his face is fucking weird though yeah
the dude's from a Oasis maybe too.
Yeah, Liam Gallagher.
Liam Gallagher.
You got your picks, Aaron?
Yeah, the one and two are
really tough.
Yeah.
Do you want to just start from the bottom?
Yeah, I can do that.
Give you a little time.
Maybe me, bro. I's good everybody's good don't get me wrong like even the pick i hate the most sublime it's bradnell
but the rest of your list is really incredible so like it's not like anybody's far and away
horrible um the majority of our listeners are from california that's going
to come strong yeah and that's fine like i'm i'll bring it on i'm bigger than most of you
that's awesome yeah i think i'm gonna go chad unfortunately four man but like i said not super
far it's not super far.
You said you didn't take...
I don't like some blind.
Yeah, but you said you...
Whatever.
It's close.
It's all close.
It's close.
I think there are other four...
I mean, we read off a list of people that were still available and you went Brad Norwich.
I mean, dude, also...
In Aaron's defense, dude, you didn't know more than one Rolling Stones song, dude.
But we fucking, it's a fire ass.
It was a great pick.
Hetfield, Cornell, all good picks.
All great picks.
You did a really, you should be really proud.
You did a really good job.
Fuck you guys.
You guys love seeing me go from the top to the bottom.
You guys love it. Especially this the top to the bottom you guys love it especially this
fucking douche nozzle right here you know i was kind to you i rooted for you openly and then you
just keep playing dirty dude i'm a sick fuck dude you gotta realize that i'm a sick guy dude
i mean dude dude look we're all right you do have a sick ass list and i'm not even saying
that condescendingly or saying that like patronizing like you're i fucking love your sublime pick i would have put mine last
over you dude well you're right there because you're number three i love the bono pick wasn't
even thinking about him gorgeous pick the fact that it went to mean, he could be a number one on everybody else's list. Plants, great pick.
Marley, bending the rules a little bit, but again, great pick.
Daltrey, I just think, how many songs can you even name of The Who?
Dude, Bob O'Reilly.
I love Bob O'Reilly.
It's a great song.
Pinball Wizard.
There's a whole fucking musical about it.
Rain Over Me.
Yeah, Rain Over Me.
Great song.
Who Are You? Yep, Who Are You? Terrible. There's another one that musical about it. Rain Over Me. Yeah, Rain Over Me. Great song. Who Are You?
Yep, Who Are You?
Terrible.
There's another one.
It starts with an R.
I just heard them so many times.
Yeah, Revolutionary.
What is the R song?
Won't Get Fooled Again.
My Generation.
Yep, Won't Get Fooled Again.
Oh, My Generation's one of those things.
Talking about My Generation's a huge song by the way.
Magic Bus?
Yeah, Magic Bus.
I love that song.
Okay.
Yeah.
You know what my issue is, if I can take a little exception?
I thought your Daltrey and Plant Pick similar yeah same like basic era and like both kind of look alike a little bit
and different voices you know like plants up a little bit and daltry's way lower but
similar to me if you're starting a band you could be almost like picking between those guys a little
bit yeah it wasn't as rounded, well-rounded.
Daltrey's curly hair, though.
But I think your Bob Marley pick.
And Daltrey is jacked.
Yeah, he's got a tight ring.
In Pinball Wizard, he's shirtless most of the movie.
Jacked.
It's crazy.
I think your Bob Marley pick was the best pick of the thing.
Could be.
Thank you.
He's the best.
Could be.
And Bono was right there, too, for me.
I wasn't even
considering and i do love him uh but like i said you're not that far off so like i'm not just being
deferential like you guys are everyone's close here it's down to the par boys holy shit if i
was a betting man which i am i would have said par holy shit it's really it's really i mean obviously jt's number one pick overall
it was such a good one the best pick yeah i mean he's my favorite lead singer of all time
maybe even over prince i mean he's just you know thank you so much aaron thank you so much
uh yeah it's such a solid list.
I mean, if anybody, Cobain as your two is like maybe the worst singer of the four.
Yeah, probably like if he did like classic vocals.
But I think there's a thing in Cobain's voice where like you can hear that he's like.
There's a lot of screaming on in utero that I don't like.
That's true.
That's true.
And, you know, honestly, I don't know like as many of their deep cuts but i watch him perform live a lot and i'm just blown
away by his like uh his stage presence yeah yeah and it was in the batman yeah that song has been
in my head something in the way has been in my fucking head for weeks now yeah and like his whole
and just how much he hated fame too that's kind of why i picked him too because all these other
guys kind of lean into it and he was the most like i'm gonna like still managed to have an iconic look
yeah he was still a rock star while also like eschewing all the rock star yeah uh cliches
and yeah morrison great does morrison need to be number one just i think he does because of front
like just what front man means i mean the photo of Morrison like shirtless yeah it's yeah doctor dad out of your head
I'm gonna have Salman for dinner later. Oh.
I mean, Kilmer does a great job as Jim.
Say what you will about the movie, but like Val Kilmer kills it.
Vedder I love.
I've seen him get too much of that wine in him.
And Rose obviously is a fucking just a firecracker.
I mean, the fact that he disappeared for about 20 years is a little rough but he's back and he sounds great again so that's cool jersey dude just came he just like looked like he was at a strip club in tampa when he came back to those grammys with
like eminem or whatever it was dude was was he the first white guy with dreadlocks too we talk
about axel yeah you might be the first white guy with dreads. Yeah, well Adam Duritz besides everybody who works at a snowboard shop
Actually, yeah Trey Trey from Burton rentals Park City actually had it first. Yeah
And girl obviously, I mean he's 30 fucking years
I
Don't know that the Foo Fighters have written a great song in the past 15 but
the first two albums are amazing
two and a half three even
if anything like
like on Strider's list
where Plant and Daltrey are kind of
similar Morrison and Better are kind of
similar obviously
different ultimately different heads,
and that's why one's still alive and the other's dead.
Yeah, but mine are both hair metal bands.
Or like, not hair metal, but like rockers.
One is like a psychedelic band in the 70s,
and the other is very much a...
Grunge.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, I think they're very different.
Sound-wise.
Yeah.
Oh, like vocally similar.
Vedder's actually... They're huge Who fans. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, I think they're very different. Oh, like vocally similar. Yeah.
Better's actually, they're huge Who fans.
They're like, that's their favorite band.
And they cover Rain Over Me and they fucking ripped it.
It's a really good fucking pick, dude.
I don't know how I got here.
It's just fucking Mercury, Cobain, Springsteen, Hendrix.
I mean, one of you had someone of color, so that's nice.
And I almost did Sly and the Family, so now, I almost did the dude from Thin Lizzy.
But I was with the – I love Thin Lizzy, but I just didn't know if it would resonate with –
they're not as big of a band as the other guys I picked.
I mean, it would have – I would have creamed, I'll tell you what.
Yeah.
Surge, Surge, Tank and – what is that guy?
Oh, from System of a Down?
Oh, dude, that would have been a good pick.
Dude, he's iconic.
No one sounds like that guy.
Dude, you guys got to watch Machine Gun Kelly do cover aerials.
It's horrific.
He's like, aerials.
And you're like, what?
Why would you cover System of a Down song?
That's like the most unique sound of all time.
You're like, oh, like oh fuck dude he did that
guys i think i think i've got it i think i've come to it i think
i think it's chris two jt number one
you guys are nice all right that. That was fun, dudes. Good shit. Another honorable mention, Chester from Linkin Park.
Dude, beast.
Dude, super underrated.
Yeah.
Like when I first heard his voice in Junior High, I was like, no one has ever sounded
like this before.
R.I.P.
Crawling.
That's always my favorite.
And you know what made him seem so much better?
Is that the guy who rapped in the group was such a shit rapper, too.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And you guys love him?
Yeah.
What is it? He's like the guy who rapped in the group was such a shit rapper too yeah oh my god yeah yeah what is it he's like the guy that you imagine he's the guy who drives like every car and cruising usa like
he like the guy in there you're like what dude who owns all this i was gonna say he's like every
guy's uncool older brother that you kind of think is cool when you're too young to know better and
you're like that guy's sick yeah then you realize like he's always around because he has nothing
else to do yeah exactly amazing yeah um all right should we just get into beefs babes and legends boys yeah is it
cool if i take a leak real quick yeah let's break real quick let's break so what were you gonna say
aaron if i had done what aaron that was good those were good
hey what's up guys you got chad here um me. I'm kind of reeling from that last place.
You know, just really felt like a nut shot.
You know, not the kind when you get sack tapped by your older brother
and then, you know, you go and get a McFlurry afterwards.
The kind where, you know, you're at a Dodgers game
and you're in the stands and a fly ball pops up and everyone's looking at you to catch it.
And a baseball just hits you in the dick.
And then you look at your girlfriend and she's already beelined it out of the stadium.
And then you run into some Giants fans and they beat the shit out of you.
And then you kind of just sort of have to stand there
and say, yeah, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
That was one of the best things,
literally I thought you were on the phone with your GF saying you fucked up and me finding you and you're just saying that
i was just speaking to the audience about how i fucked up
bro bro here's the thing aaron just doesn't like sublime yeah bad face bro
i love sublime dude it's literally if you you lived in California, it's your favorite band at some point. First album I ever bought.
No, I mean,
I don't.
Yeah.
No, I...
It goes to show
the difference
with the first album
I bought was Queen.
Bro, that was the first album
I bought.
Classic Queen was the first album
I ever bought.
Really?
Yeah.
You went to the store
and bought that?
Yeah.
The Warehouse in San Juan.
Right where that Marshall's
remember that used to be?
Of course, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, ride our bikes there
and just pick up four albums.
Dude, I bought Genuine there. Yeah, let's go dude i bought genuine and blink 182 what was your first
album my first album that i think i straight up bought was um i think it was sublime i think it
was the uh the one where it's his back and it's got the tat the sublime tattoo across it yeah you
know my first was i i think it's either intergalactic by beastie
boys great or big willie style yeah both good albums yeah i also bought coolio i bought coolio
on tape because i had a tape player cd slash tape player you know i was about chumbawamba
oh bro yeah that was huge thumping yeah so fucking good i think the only album i've ever bought and was uh
like what was i just forgot it was like it had chumbo wumba on there and it was one of those
albums that's what i call music yeah but like or like jock jams
you want to ride the train and ride it yeah
you want to ride the train and ride it yeah i love it all ready for this musical like because i think with music it's the thing that's cool about is that it's really from
older kids like passing it down yeah and telling you what's cool and then sometimes your parents
too like my parents got us into bruce and phil collins and stuff like that eagles what were your who were your guys's like musical uh like shamans or whatever my older brother my older brother
andrew for sure my sister has a great shout out his band i read the all-stars iris all-stars ira
rabone was their music teacher at their school and he actually played with earth wind and fire
for a little bit whoa uh mine was my brother bill he got he's big on wu-tang
and so we just riding this jeep cherokee and bump wu-tang it's a sick car yeah that's right
anthony in the end for us for sure those guys are legends my little my brother uh older there
greg was really into uh eagle eye cherry bro he played it blasted save tonight it'd be funny
because he'd like tell my mom like
you mom i'm not going to school then he go put on eagle eye cherry save tonight i'm like whoa
there's a lot going on dude i was like eight and i was like there's a range of emotion right there
remember when we were driving and we had my when you jump into someone's car we borrowed my
brother's car we listened to his mix and chris you had like five you were a happy guy but you had
like five sad songs in a row and i think think the one that was playing was Tonics.
If she could only see the way she loves me.
It's a beautiful song.
Strider turns down the volume and just goes, your brother all right, dude?
I like emotional songs like this. They're more fun to sing.
Yeah, yeah.
You get into it.
When I was in my bright eyes phase.
Those are not fun to sing.
Those are too sad. Yeah yeah those are very sad songs
i guess he used to play with his back to the audience and my friends thought that was cool
yeah well chad who is your beef of the week
let's go dude um tomato dude uh so that's music huh
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ankles all right back to the show uh my beef of the week is with um the new guardians of the
galaxy right i'm sure i've done this before but i'm really passionate about it they you know they switched the tower of terror and california adventure to guardians
of the galaxy and no disrespect to james gunn i love james gunn i think he's a beast i love
peacemaker i love guardians the movies um i like i like guardians of the galaxy but you do not
but you do not mess with the twilight zone you know it's iconic it's scary you know you go to disneyland you're like wow i'm actually like kind of scared right now it's a haunted hotel and then
they just turn into this fucking guardians thing with all these weird creatures and stuff and now
it's sort of like a happy ride and and you know it's just like it's still fun because it still has the drop and the you know
rise up thing and stuff but there's something about the twilight the tower like tower of terror
was so sick and they had to turn to guardians of the galaxy i'm like why why did you do this
you know it's like it was so original i think and just, every time I go there and I look and I see that it's the, you know, the Guardians escape from Dickweed.
I'm like, this is not chill.
Yeah, Dickweed, who wants to go there?
Yeah.
Even though Benicio Del Toro is heavily present in there.
Oh, dude.
It'd be cool if it was Sicario.
Dude.
Dude.
He like just shoots the cable and you drop dude you killed my entire family
now your entire family's on this ride so you want to be a sick audio did that
would be sick what he shoots the gun that maybe did oh yeah and they have the
soldado you did and I love it that's good of a sequel did no I love that
what's-his-face who's his face who's the actor
who's the other actor in there josh brolin josh brolin what a beast he's wearing like um flip
flops yeah he's wearing flip flops and he's just eating like chinese food and he's like
this is what we do we break the rules yeah fellow butthole center too yeah dude he burnt his that's
commitment strides who's your beef baby my beef of the week
is and this is an honor of our musical um picking today draft is the dudes the dude
who knows about the band before you know about the band
that he knows about the band oh you know them it's like what we're talking about oh really you
think you know no i know and then they get so mad when they get big and they're like fuck like their
whole personalities revolved around and look i understand fandom and i do get it we're like
if you know something and then like you love it and another buddy brings it up you're like no but
that's like my thing it's like dude calm down bro like the band's trying to make it dude and like
you should be happy that they're fucking making money now and i guess their sound changes and it's inauthentic to
you but shut up i'm trying to enjoy the concert dude just shut up nice and stop telling me facts
dude so that's my beef dude dude uh i remember wes who was a big music fan and a friend of ours
in high school i was at a party and i put on apologize by one republican he walked in he's like you know this song now and i was like yeah he's like but damn
oh so condescending dude oh my god if it got to me it meant it must be whack now
chris who's your beef of the week uh this one shout out to uh our buddy rob coming who fed me this one and it's dan schneider
uh owner of the commanders yep the washington commanders robbie is a lifelong uh commanders
fan and it was his idea which should tell you plenty about how much of a scumbag this guy is
and he's just you know he's got a laundry list of lawsuits against him
some highlights are getting nitties of his cheerleaders put into a montage allegedly
uh having people follow former employees to intimidate them and now withholding money
from the rest of the nfl so great a scumbag and oh my god that'll be what finally gets them got because
they're not great uh arbiters of morality but if you take money from them they'll get you they're
gonna be pissed um so yeah you know write to your congressman and women nice get dan out i think he's
gone dude after this i think he's gone dude my beef of the week is with this dude we went to high school with who popped up in a well-circulated uh youtube clip and uh we went to high school
with them and we're kind of buddies and then we've stopped being buddies and i'll just be
candid i always thought he was kind of a douche yeah and then uh you know you don't see someone
for a while they could change he wrote me one time to tell me about my comedy and it was supportive, but also impossibly condescending.
And then he popped up in this clip at a,
there was some like,
and I'm not trying to be political here.
It's just what he said that was so inflammatory.
There was like a Republican dude
doing like one of those like town hall things
and he had a big audience there.
And this guy goes up to ask a question in the Q&A,
the guy I went to high school with.
And he goes, look,
we are living under medical
and financial tyranny.
At what point do we use guns?
And was basically saying he wanted to go shoot people.
And look, I can even understand if people want to make
an argument that revolution might be a necessary thing,
but I know this dude.
And I know what he was like in high school.
And he was always a cheap rabble rousing punk.
And he would need a gun,
because I remember when Mike Crawley punched him
in the face freshman year, who couldn't't fight and this guy got punched a lot
because he was kind of obnoxious i got punched a lot for being annoying too um but yeah just the
same dude just always just trying to incite things and always you know trying to be on the edge so uh
sad to see nothing's changed chad who's your babe of the week my babe of the week is a liver king uh i uh you guys all
know him you love him he's so stacked dude he's so jacked he's so jacked he's so tan uh he's got
the liver family he's got the liver boys and his liver queen and someone asked him on i think it
was tiktok or instagram they're like there's a liver queen liver queef and he goes love making between the primal and his mate is nothing short of explosive
um which is a fire response
in a corner sucking on her toes yeah and then the follow-up was the follow guy. I was like, so she does?
Amazing, dude.
But I posted something.
I was with my brother and we ate goat nuts.
And I tagged the liver king and he's like, goat nuts.
It's good stuff. Although don't let perfect be the enemy of good.
That's why liver king prefers bowl testicles.
And then I inquired, I'm like, do you eat brain, Liver King?
And he goes, if I can get my hands on some for sure.
And he followed up with me.
A month later, Liver King followed up with me and he goes,
did you get your hands on some brain primal?
Dude.
You and Liver King are having a little primal
courtship yeah we're having a little liver relish yeah he's about to grunt outside your window like
john cusack and say anything but way more badass dude could you imagine waking up and liver king's
like get up primal we're gonna go lift we're gonna go do sprints i'm just picturing you two just
seated at like a dinner like like at a long table,
like both of you seated at the heads of the table,
eating fucking raw meats.
Yeah, dude, yeah.
I imagine his bed is just a big porterhouse.
Yeah, dude.
He's meat pillows.
He sleeps on a wooden block.
He's like, this is where Lever Queen and I sleep.
It looks over her, she's like, oh.
Yeah, I want to give a shout
to Liver King. I love you.
Jack from Friday Beers made a funny comment
and I heard this through
Matt Mosco, but he's like,
you know, Liver King is the biggest celebrity
in the world right now.
That's true.
Dude, he's a tank.
He's 42. He's yoked.
Yeah, all natural.
It was ridiculous. What's natural what's up primals i'm here drinking my whole beast that's it strides he's your baby
of the week baby the week's god be my freaking dank ass fiance dude um she just took a nice
here's the thing dude we do this thing now where we just text each other and say content.
Just the word content.
And what is followed by that is immediately a pic of our dank ass dog, dude.
Because we need that content, dude.
And she's got the week off right now from work.
So she's just been sending me, they took a hike, dude.
And I just love seeing those pics of my dank ass fiance and her and our dank ass dog
on a hike dude so i love it dude it's just the best dude isn't it just great getting that good
content just let me see that dude i love it dude that's what's up i love that dude she's a little
tongue dude it's very bit lame you know like someone else's dog actually for someone else's
dog i do love it i do stare at a lot of dog instagrams someone else's kid nah dogs
chris you got a baby summer house dude let's go bro summer house the best show of all time i'm so
glad you're watching it best show of all time dude I'm so glad you're watching it. Best show of all time, dude. This season has been, it's a Bravo reality show.
It's just about some New Yorkers who go out to the Hamptons every weekend and just rage.
And they're hot.
And they're hot.
And they get fucked up.
And they yell at each other.
But they're also friends.
So they make up.
They're good friends.
They really supported each other.
And that's what's nice about the show is that like the drama's real the friendships are real it's just super fun you've been beasting through
seasons which i love this season has been amazing um the aftermath that was this it was on last
night the aftermath was a woman threw a glass at another woman shit got crazy whoa they squashed
it they played some beach the next day some beach volleyball oh bro they're just living the lives
they just they're so fun there's just so many just like human interactions that are hilarious
of like fucked up people you know what i mean just like doing stupid shit it's just the best
it's an amazing show it It makes me so happy.
I think a thousand years from now,
it'll be the piece of art that people remember.
How have we not had a Hampton show sooner?
We started in New Jersey Shore
and then we moved a little more elitist.
Makes sense.
But dude, they're all in their mid-30s,
or a lot of them are in their mid-30s.
You know how much I love to see a 40-year-old guy
act like an asshole?
He's talking about Kyle. And just make me feel better about the choices i'm making dude kyle gets seeming like he
like just stays up drinking like after everyone's gone to bed and then just crawls into the bed
sideways and his wife's his fiancee is always like oh but she raised it he's so funny i said
this on the patreon he can't find a pillow he likes it goes those pillows suck he goes i brought my own pillow these other pillows can suck my dick
he said that that is amazing dude that is gold he's funny how much of reality tv the i'm not a
big reality tv guy i mean like i love jersey shore uh but how much of do you think reality tv viewers
enjoy it because they go oh that person's worse off than i
am or like the choices they're doing is like worse than what that's a hundred percent of it but they're
also hotter than you are so you don't feel bad for them right yeah that's the trick yeah they have
good lives they're all like well to do and they're all hot my favorite ones are always the ones where
they're actually friends i still enjoy the ones where they're like it feels like they're only
there for the show yeah but it is better when the connections feel more real.
For sure.
I can see that.
So I do like tapping.
And you see actual friend interactions and blow-ups.
Although everything's pretty heightened
because they're on a reality show.
So somebody's always got to stir the pot.
Yeah.
My baby of the week, Catherine Zeta-Jones
nice
nothing wrong with that
nothing wrong with that
brother
that's what I'm talking about
enchanting
we watched the Phantom
little underrated
Billy Zane
sort of superhero movie
from the early 90s
nice
she's in it
jumps off the screen
you go from there
to Mask of Zorro
to Entrapment I went to see mascazorro
in theaters with my mom and my mom goes who is that she's gorgeous she leaned over and asked me
during the movie i go i don't know mom but i agree and dude she's from wales yeah she's welsh
she's well who's even welsh i never i knew two welsh guys yeah That's two more than most people know. Bale. Bale and Gareth Bale.
Nice.
That's about it.
No one's ever put that together like that.
Yeah, two Bales.
But let's go back to Catherine Zeta.
Oh, let's go.
He was very vigorous father.
And that's his aura.
Oh, my God.
There's sword fight where he just gets naked.
Oh, dude.
And she gets more frustrated.
But she's good at sword fighting.
She's just not Zora level.
It's not her fault. Well, she wasn't trained by her dad. Yeah. You she's good at sword fighting. She's just not Zora level. It's not her fault.
Well, she wasn't trained by her dad.
Yeah.
You haven't had the proper instruction.
Anthony Hopkins did not teach her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She definitely has a skill set.
Entrapment, dude.
The laser scene.
Hey, if you guys are looking to step into the drill factory, go ahead and check out
the laser scene.
Yeah.
If you want a more wholesome introduction to the
drill factory don't go to porn hub don't want to trap them and get teased a little i mean there
is a part where sean connor is watching her on the monitor and she's like bending down and he just
goes oh totally improvised everyone in the theater was doing the same thing. So this movie is really realistic.
Yeah.
Catherine said Jones.
Chad, who's your legend of the week?
My legend of the week is John Cena.
I got to give him a shot.
I finished Peacemaker.
Excellent, excellent show.
I loved it.
And he's hilarious.
I mean, he's jacked.
He's got that fucking thing.
But he's like really funny.
So funny. uh i really
enjoyed watching him i just had to give him props because it's just like if you can be that jacked
and that funny and and and i think he does so well at playing that kind of like douche
i was just like i was like uh he won me over because at first i was kind of like
he's playing dom's brother in new fast and furious i was like i was like you're not toretto bro no and then yeah i kind of had that thing of like oh
another wwe guy's trying to be a movie star i wasn't into it that's something peacemaker i was
like he's earned it for me he's hilarious i really like that show yeah yeah train wreck is so funny babe we got vocal
yeah yeah dude he's so good yeah he's really good in the movie blockers i need to watch
it's a good movie it's a good movie yeah it's funny for sure strides who's your legend okay
so my legend is this other guy but just because the pop culture stuff we've been talking about
is the dude who plays magic Johnson in Winning Time.
I love that guy.
He's amazing.
And he captures magic.
Dude, it's unreal.
I like believe he's magic more than magic.
But dude.
More than you thought Daniel T. Lewis
was Abraham Lincoln?
Dude, Daniel T. Lewis is Abraham Lincoln.
That's the thing.
I'm like, fuck Abraham Lincoln, dude.
He never existed.
Like that's it.
Like knock the statue down
in Lincoln Memorial
and put Daniel T. Lewis
like in
a blanket telling a story like when i think of abe it's just daniel day and them a hundred percent
dude also he's got the great thing of like the actor that harrison ford does like when he's like
i'm not acting i have an earring in right now like that's like the only thing that's so funny
but dude uh let me whip that ball back from it this fucking guy i was in that burger last night
after my shift i got up late and i was an in-and-out burger last night after my
shift i got up late and i was like dude i just need to crush a burger dude which is also what
i've been doing that's a little bit unhealthy but i shouldn't be eating burgers that late but
i love them and i'm sitting there and the drive-thru was long so i went inside and this is
in and out on sunset boulevard which is by far the worst in and out in the world because it's too
busy it just kind of sucks and you always get hammered people, but this is beautiful, dude I'm sitting there pumping my ketchup
They're getting it primed up in little things to go cuz I'm not a fucking rookie did
Just wait for my order to be ready and have it in my tray
And there's one fucked up drunk did sitting on the bench talking to his other fucked up drunk, dude
And he's looking at me goes do like you're my friend
And the other guys are was it?
fucking like
Like my best friend level
like you're my best friend level right now dude like kept saying the word level because like
i think he just wanted to be like i love you bro you're my best friend he's like you're like at
the level of being my best friend right now like you've passed the other levels he's like
and the other guy was like and like kind of wasn't his best friend back. You could tell they were like order number 98.
And he's like, all right, that's our order, dude.
We just got it.
We got the order.
And then I just stopped pumping the ketchup.
But I was like, that was the best interaction I've ever seen in my life.
Just total hammered dude being like, dude, fucking you're my best friend right now, dude.
And it was beautiful.
It was a beautiful moment, though.
Another guy was nice about it.
But it was beautiful it was a beautiful moment though another guy was nice about it but it was hilarious dude someone who is your best friend you're like if you're at the level of
knowing that someone's your best friend you're like he's my best friend but i know i'm not his
best friend you're solid dude yeah you know what i mean if you can hold that yeah you can hold that
it's okay i'm not my best friend's best friend is That's pretty solid. It's a good name for something. Yeah.
Chris, legend?
Oh, my legend is Lorenzo Cadiz.
Nenzo.
Dude, he's a boy from high school.
He's one of my dogs.
One of our dogs.
And he finally got an Xbox.
And he's been dropping Re with us and the dubs
have been rolling let's go he just got it a couple days ago and he's freaking like i've called him a
few times like hey man can you drop and both times he's gone i'm already on training fire up
dude denso's the best bro great guy i love him. A fellow lanky. His only flaw is he doesn't like fantasy, dude.
Because he'd be in the league, dude.
He does not.
Been thrown around.
Doesn't watch football, for sure.
He has one of my favorite real life quotes where every time we'd be somewhere sick in
Orange County, like at the beach, he would just wait for everyone to be kind of quiet
and just go, look at where we live.
And I just thought it was funny.
But now being older, I'm like, like no he was the only one who was
aware that like the beach is sick and not everybody gets to live at the beach
yeah so that fired me up he's the man who's a legit surfer cool guy
my dude my legend of the week is offshoot of that it's just the boys dude just the boys
because i gotta say like you know you grow up you fight you cry together
you masturbate together in little forts just busting loads and you know you don't you don't
know all that shit is gonna make you boys you know what i mean you're just doing it because
you're a bunch of you know over-energized gremlins looking for outlets you know so you end up doing
gnarly shit together but the the offshoot is you for outlets, you know? So you end up doing gnarly shit together.
But the offshoot is you become like brothers,
you know, each other front to back.
And then you grow up and you get mature
and you get smarter and you get better.
And then you get lucky that you have these people
that you know so well,
who can also be your moral compass.
And like, I think what's cool is like,
if I'm like carousing and like
trying to get laid a lot or something like that, the boys don't get that hyped.
They're just like, okay.
And then like even some of the boys are like, maybe you should go back to like sex addicts or something like that.
But then I'll even be like, yeah, you're right.
It is kind of gross.
I'm not that good looking.
Then they'll go, well, slow down.
Don't beat yourself up.
And they'll put me in the right space. But then if I tell the boys, Hey, I met a girl, I think I could be really into her.
It could turn into something serious. I really like her. Then the boys get hyped.
And that's what I'm talking about. That's what I need, dude, is the right, you know, put me on the
right lane being like red light, light and it's enthusiasm at the
right times it's kind of my north star and i'm like all right this i'm on the right track and
i'm just very grateful for that and who would have thought just beating off in rooms together
maybe we didn't even need to do that but no no it was in a role what else would we have done yeah i
needed to know that this guy liked coming as much as i did that would have been dude you meet adults you're like I'm friends with this guy I don't even know how big his
is I don't know if he can me up in a fight yeah like what and you can't really do unless
you're on a bachelor party trip yeah and then all that stuff's green light you can't be at a
a company getaway with someone from your firm and be like hey dude want to build a fort
and come next to each other no you need to be in high school to build those memories together dude
or a bachelor partnership or you leave the country bachelor party could be yeah yeah different country yeah then we're okay
or that's what kind of like strip clubs and like boxing gyms are all just simulating that stuff
true it's like hey i want to make friends in the way i did when i was young but we don't really
have a venue for that but i need to know i can trust these people on certain levels you know
and uh but yeah i'm just grateful that they get hyped when the stuff I'm saying is more in line with being a sick dude.
Yeah.
Chad, what's your quote of the week?
My quote of the week comes from Peacemaker.
I mentioned it on the last pod, but I'm just going to do the video version of this because I thought it was so funny.
I'm going to do the video version of this because I thought it was so funny.
Do you think I feel good when after some dude does some atrocious act that I have to kill them?
I don't know.
When I find out someone murdered an innocent person or sold somebody out or did some graffiti and I kill that person. Sorry, I'm laughing in the background. No, the best part's your laughter yeah wait what is that what is that
what are they saying that this is this is superhero vigilante and he's like do you like
do you think that i like that when some dude does some atrocious act i have to kill them if i find out that some dude murdered
somebody or sold somebody heroin or did some graffiti and i kill that person do you think
that that gives me pleasure it's just so funny because it's just such a funny like like i don't
know just like a superhero taking the lawn to his own hands
and just killing people because they do graffiti.
He's like, this is my duty.
I have to kill this person now.
Can you play it again?
Because your laughter is really adorable.
Yeah.
I couldn't hear the line, but I could hear your cute giggle.
I feel good when after some dude does some atrocious act,
that I have to kill them. that was like a rushing nesting doll of cute laughter play play
strides what's your quote it won't play the rest okay let's see
um i'm looking up bob marley quotes right now dude do you want to you can fool people some
of the time but you can't fool everyone all the time is that what he says you can fool some of
the people some of the time you can't fool all the people all the time it's fucking legit dude
and he also said could you be loved and be loved if something can corrupt you you're corrupted
already whoa fuck okay pass that shit dude it was high all the time fucking pass that shit dude
and that's just that's just like he probably just said that to a dude they didn't really
like that much dude something could corrupt you
no it's like
he like opened up a banana
and it was all rotten
yeah
yeah
it's already corrupted
when's the last time
you smoked some grass
dude years
but
actually
didn't you smoke recently
no I do some dad
I'll smoke dad grass
but it's mainly CBD
but I like it
remember I brought a CBD joint
after our improv show
and you guys were like oh cool here's a real joint no Andy Letterman made fun, but I like it. Remember I brought a CBD joint at our improv show?
And you guys were like,
oh, cool, here's a real joint. No, Annie Letterman made fun of you.
Yes, she did.
She said, give me a real joint.
That's hilarious.
But I love that shit.
But it's been a minute
since I've smoked any weed,
but shroomies, baby.
I did a little bit of a,
Chris took a little,
have a little bit of a bar
from J. Titty the other day
at the improv.
Let's go. It was sick. That was a fun show dude tomorrow night run improv this will come out after that though yeah ontario chris what's your quote of the week my quote of the week is
it was worse than a crime it was a mistake which is this dude talia randy said it about something that napoleon did when
he like had somebody killed i just think it's really dramatic and cool that is badass mine is
uh we're talking about miami vice it's from miami vice we were talking about miami vice the other
day small line they got some informant guy he's worried that if they go after angel montoro
they're they'll find out it was him and he'll get killed and the cops are putting
a squeeze to him
and he goes,
he's got like a Cajun accent
or something.
And they go,
what are you so worried about?
He goes,
it could come back on me, baby.
Why is this happening to me?
Yeah, that's perfect.
It could come back on me, baby.
It can't come back on you, baby.
Cut to Colin Farrell just looking out just like i think i'm
lonely and that cajun guy's i think he's like irish is he really yeah he's come back on me
baby come back on me babe that's amazing they said what are they they are fully integrated
you know what that means well i forget the rest of it they are fully integrated that means if they don't
like you they kill you like that something like that so badass and michael mann's got a new thing
coming out tokyo vice he's taking the vice to tokyo okay it's with ansel elgort right yeah i
heard he's pretty good in it actually yeah and it's uh he's like a journalist who goes undercover
with the yakuza. I mean kind of cool
Can it cool sounds pretty dope to me Michael man, you know, it's coming out soon
Top gun, dude, dude. We're going in flight suits. We're going. Oh, dude. Yes
Wingman we need to go as wingman. I'm gonna be out of town John Hamm is
Yeah, right unless it unless it opens early enough that it's on a Wednesday and you you guys should be talking about that. It's got to be a Wednesday release. No, we'll go first night.
This is T. Cruz, baby.
Yeah.
I'll go on a fucking Wednesday.
I was listening to John Hammond on podcast.
Like, how's Tom Cruise?
He's the best in the biz.
He's intense.
But that's what it takes if you want to be Tom Cruise.
Amen.
Amen, dude.
Where can we get some slices?
First on set, last to leave.
Probably Amazon.
Oh, the one on, yeah, there's one on like Vine. Which one? Oh, there's leave. Probably Amazon. Yeah, there's one on Vine.
Which one?
There's one by ATC.
But we give them back after we see the movie.
No stolen valor.
Yeah, no stolen valor.
You guys can't be going out to bars wearing it,
thinking you're fooling people.
Yeah, hey, just got off my jet.
Just flew in.
Flew in from the border.
Which border?
Just borders.
I'm not at liberty to say.
On borders, yeah.
I was listening to Rolling Stones.
What song?
Satisfaction.
Man, I can't get any.
It's a banger.
Nick Jagger just kills it.
I guess when I'm in that plane, i feel like i'm in my stairway to
heaven they're like that's led zeppelin you're like right on
they have so many famous songs yeah very commercialized band as well
every trailer yeah you've heard sympathy for the devil a million times yeah can't always get what
you want like oh that's that's always get
yeah beast burden yeah all great songs start me up i love them
oh yeah paint it black that's like one of the most popular songs it's not even my
favorite it's the most played on spotify which is insane yeah i don't even like that much most
played ever yeah by them i think on your spotify from uh what it's in full metal jacket is that
where it's in yeah it might be in the vietnam scenes what's the most played song on spotify
oh great question it's probably b Bieber. Baby. Probably Kanye.
Kanye just dropped out of Coachella.
I'm bummed, dude.
I was going to go.
That sucks.
I really wanted to see him.
Most played song on Spotify.
Whoa.
Adele.
All right.
Gaga.
If we...
I'm not even going to make a joke.
Just Shape of You by Ed Sheeran.
Really? Then Blinding Lights by The Weeknd. i'm not even gonna make a joke just shape of you by ed sheeran really um then blinding lights by the weekend dance monkey by tones and i which i don't even know
rock star by post malone and then someone you loved by lewis capaldi oh bieber's on there
i guess he has the youtube one for baby beebs is yeah it's weird he's not on here do you guys
think years from now we'll be talking about imagine dragons oh yeah yeah I think so too dude those guys have like a really dramatic
perspective on the world are they the ones that sing the song enemies where they're like everywhere
I look I see enemies I'm like we're your enemies imagine dragons it sounds like one that sounds
like a song yeah for sure I'm like is there a huge hit of a percussion right like a timpani
or something after that very Very bombastic, yeah.
Chad, what's your phrase that we forget after it?
My phrase that we forget after is, I can't get no satisfaction.
Nice, dude.
I like that.
I like that.
Do you know any other lines from that song?
I can't get no.
Satisfaction.
i don't know if i know any other songs from that fucking lines from that song in my car yeah and a man comes on the radio trying to tell me
i think uh i mean britney spears killed the cover of that really what dude
yeah she's saying crossroads yeah or no maybe maybe it's rock and roll i love rock and roll
that is yeah they sing that i love rock and roll put another diamond
dude another honorable mention d snyder twisted sister beast yeah i like him most from vh1 like
i love the 80s and 90s shows yeah when they would get him yeah he was top notch on those and then uh his cameo and chapelle show
and ask a gay dude no no he's like do you want this he's like you can't have this but do you
want this and he like bends over i don't know that just killed the energy no not at all just
don't worry it's about to come back it's about to come back not possible you know what every
down energy ended up with in up energy bro sometimes you got to go down to come back it's about to come back you know what every down energy ended up with
in up energy bro sometimes you got to go down to go back up baby facts let's fucking go let's see
if you can do it baby what's your phrase of the week good morning aviators let's go dude
in the trailer when he whips up the thing good morning aviators i'm like dude let's go dude
i want to be an aviator so bad.
The trailer's so good.
I didn't think I'd get invited back.
They're called orders, Maverick.
He's like,
you son of a bitch.
I can't wait to see where he's been.
Like, where has Maverick been, dude?
My father trusted you.
I won't make the same mistake.
Oh, yeah, dude, Goose dude goose he's gonna have an arc dude
fucking Miles Teller
um
I do need a little context for mine
which is there's this there's this
prank that you do in Korea where you kind of
make a gun with both your index
fingers and then you just poke someone in the
b-hole love it and it's
called dong chim so it's called dong chim so
it's just dong chim time that's great that might be the best phrase of the week of all time dong
chim time is amazing dude you're gonna get hit with one of those on your way out brother i think
we should all start doing each other watch your butthole remember we used to all go to each other
dude man that was the worst that took a toll, this one, I was never into ball hitting.
I think a funny one is when you sneak up
behind your friend and you just lightly touch his balls
like you're invulnerable. But like when a guy
really hit you like hard, you're like, dude.
No. That's the worst.
No wit. In football practice, instead
of patting my buddy, I'd go, hey, good job, and he'd pat
my dick. That's great.
He'd always crack me up. That's good.
What is it?
So you do the finger guns with your index fingers together and just uh poke people in the b-hole and what do you
say well it's it's just called it translates to poop needle um you don't actually say anything
you just do it but my phrase of the week for getting it is dong jim time but it's just dong jim
is what that's called i was gonna tell a really long phrase of the week thing but i'm changing
my noun to poop needle poop needle sweet all right dudes that was fun that was fun good draft
maybe boy bands next who knows send in Send in some suggestions, guys. And female vocalists.
We got to do female vocalists.
We got to do the ladies.
Boy bands, pop stars.
What other categories can we dive into?
Just bassists.
No, I'm kidding.
Leslie Poole.
Watching some of the Who.
That guy fucking rips.
Yeah.
We could do four best cities.
Oh, cities, dude. What are the four best cities? That could be fun. U.S. cities are the world. Yeah, do you go out of the who? That guy fucking rips. Yeah. We could do four best cities. Oh, cities, dude.
What are the four best cities?
That could be fun.
US cities or world?
Yeah, do you go out of the US?
I think we go worldwide on it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Should we just do that right now?
Should we do it now?
Aaron, you're staying.
Aaron, tell the baby to stay a baby.
We got to do this, dude.
Bedtime has been extended
alright
good shit boys
nice
see you guys later
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What to do and where to go
When you need someone to guide you
It's nice to have the girls beside you
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