Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 235 - Chad and JT

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

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This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre, Jean-Thomas. What up? Boom clap, Stokers. And we're here with the king of the knobs. That sounds wrong. That was cool. I like that. The king of the knobs, sounds that was cool i like that yeah thanks the king of the knobs aaron what a knob lord the knob dude the knob lord i'm thinking those are good guys

those are the king of the knobs no that's like a huge constituency i think you should be super psyched on that yeah maybe it's like maybe it's like the uh the mc of engineers okay how old were you when you found out mc stood for master of ceremonies uh i was today old no way really yeah yeah wow i was yeah i was 12 and i i mc'd a school play uh-huh and instead of mc they put master of ceremonies i like, that's what that shit stands for? Thinking back, I have heard that before, but I never really think about it. Well, no, because when you grow up and MC is a hip-hop artist who's on the mic and who raps, and you're like, that means Master of Ceremonies?

What? I didn't know Rock Him was a Master of Ceremonies. What does VJ stand for? Is it voice jockey? Video jockey. Video jockey. Because they're on MTV, they're slinging videos. Dude, that was my dream as a kid to be an MTV VJ.

100%. The coolest job out there. They would do the contest to see who would be a VJ. And I'd be so invested. Yeah. When Davemes lost to that wild man jesse yeah and uh who's that still kicking carson daly's he's on the today show he's on the voice he's like the hardest working guy in show business it's weird that that guy was such an emblem of uh coolness because he seems so generic now and boring.

But at the time, I was like the coolest of the cool. Dude, yeah. I mean, the master of TRL. TRL. It was a great show. Was that five days a week? Every day. Every day after school, I'd come home and watch it with my brother.

It's the best. And it would always be a boy band at number one for like a year straight. It'd just be Backstreet Boys duking it out with NSYNC. But once in a while, like Korn, Freak on a Leash, would grab the number one for like a year straight it'd just be backstreet boys duking it out with n sync but once in a while like corn freak on a leash would grab the number one spot dude do you remember when fat lip by some 41 came out it's a great song dominated it's a great song those rock tunes normally lived in like the four to six range and you're like come on baby get up to number one yeah but nothing's gonna be you know i want it that way i want it that way and then i remember when um when shaky tail feather came out i watched the whole like making it the music video for that

i was so invested in all that stuff ludicrous was huge in those days big time making the video was an amazing show yeah i think the first one ever was i do by 98 degrees oh really they had was that ally landry is that her name yeah she was beautiful and uh they all got to have their own girl romantic set piece with her and i was like this is awesome dude bye bye bye great song does that one hold the record i think it might probably because it was a great song and the video was like amazing like that's where they had the marionettes and timberlake was like running from dogs and yeah who's who was on the train uh was it jc was like i don't know maybe it's timberlake is is we're gonna do an official draft but just to tip it a little bit who is your number one boy band member of all time boy band

member yeah um and i got a sean penn pick ready to go boy band member let's see we got in sync we got backstreet boys we got 98 degrees yeah you could do uh can you go back to new kids you can do new kids new additions new addition o-town o-town does uh be slam or something like that what was o'marion in uh he was b2k there was who's the band that's saying slam dunk the funk we keeping it up do you want to get down that was a smaller one. My number one guy. You don't want to go? I don't want to go with Timberlake, no. Right.

That's the obvious one. It's obvious. And honestly, I'm not that big a fan. Like, I like Timberlake. I've always liked him, but I've never been like, oh, he's a star. Go JC Gisele then. But I'm not a JC guy. I kind of want to go Backstreet Boys guy.

JC's the better voice in that band. He has the better voice. But no one really stuck out in Backstreet Boys, right? Right. But I kind of want to go with Kevin. He's the best looking and seems like he'd make the most sensible father. But is he dynamic enough? He kind of looks like a vampire he always looks like

christian bale to me all my earliest boners were to vampire movies the girls get so hot when they get turned they get all eroticized and that the paleness somehow makes them look like extra fucky fuck yeah um i don't i oh did you know i'm gonna do joey fatone nice that was gonna be my pick oh really just uh taking a break from the jersey shore to being a boy man yeah i don't know if we should do individual members for a draft but none of them except for jt i think it would be really fun to get into the weeds of it i don't know dude it could be funny it could go very deep and we're all pretty we're hyper literate in this space oh yeah this is one where our expertise will really shine through chris kirkpatrick i was

gonna go robbie williams what was he in he was in a british boy band called oh yeah take five oh dude you know who i go with maybe you know i go with harry styles oh yeah that's true that's a great pick yeah you can't do much better than him it's uh we can't like color me bad take that yeah i count all those ones you gotta um allow for one the black dudes to be in there yeah there i swear yeah yeah there's one guy in there has an amazing voice they can sit boys to men i guess yeah yeah i guess you could yeah i mean boys to men basically says that their whole you know vibe sound um marketing got you know appropriated and that's how they kind of disappeared was that lou perlman guy just took it and was like i'll just

you know recruit some uh young whiteys to to do what they do don't uh don't boy bands don't those music producers don't haven't they sort of like figured out the science behind certain rhythms or beats that like hook into your brain i believe it sure i i heard that somewhere that they like their the beat whenever i hear a pop song that always sticks in my mind of like of like especially one especially like a boy band one that's like kind of corny and stuff i'm always like oh but there's something in this music that's hooky for my brain. And I think there's science behind that that they figured out. Britney Spears, too. I mean, when you hear the beginning of Quit Playing Games With My Heart,

where it goes, da-na-na-na-na, da-na-na-na-na, quit playing games with my... You're just like, you go into a trance. Even to this day, I'll throw on NSYN even to this day i'll throw on nsync also i'll throw on you know i want you back um all that kind of stuff tearing up my heart classics and it's just it the the way the music sound maybe because it's nostalgic for me but the way the music sounds i'm like i'm just hooked immediately And it does kind of transport you where you're like, I'm in love and I'm a badass.

Right. There's like an energy to it where it's very like protagonist inducing where you're like, okay, yeah, I'm alive right now and I'm going for it. Yeah. And there's something I've always pictured or thought about, you know, if you're like in a boy band they give you like that makeover like how did they not laugh at each other when they like emerge and they everyone has like frosted tips and stuff and they're like you know

because i wonder i'd like to see the before and after they're like all right you're an in sync okay we're gonna give you a makeover and then for example, if that happened to you and you come in and you're like ears pierced, frosted tips, you got like a bandana on, you're wearing like a sleeveless hoodie, and you're like, what's up, dude? Because that's what happened. I appreciate that you think that would be a departure for me. I mean, I think you had blonde hair when I met you. That's true.

What did you think about that? Did that color your perception of this? For sure. I didn't know what to think. Nice. You thought we'd be more dumb? Sure. That's what we're going for.

That's right. Dude, I went to the Players Ball this weekend. Oh, yeah. The Players Club, is uh is the bishop don magic wands birthday who is snoop's like spiritual advisor if you ever seen like old school he's in like back especially back in like the 2000 there he's like the guy who's always on stage with snoop just holding a chalice and just and um it was insane dude everyone was so well dressed i felt so like i i tried to dress up but then i felt a little bit goofy but then i think i started to fit in

i wore like i wore like a pink blazer all white pants white shirt white linen shirt you look great in a fedora and when i first showed up i was like oh there's some people here who are like normally dressed i was like oh fuck dude really people wear normal clothes to that some people did yeah they're wearing like jeans and like a t-shirt and like a hat that's why that's like wearing your school uniform on like a free dress day yeah and i bought a cane but i couldn't find any cane so i went to ace hardware and bought just like a wooden cane but then you can't bring a cane you can't bring a chalice that has to be given to you like you have to be like you have to be brought into the players club and that has to be like given to you by like the main chalice and cane maker i would have looked like a noob you got to get knighted as like a pimp

yeah and i met the uh i met the bishop down magic one and this guy his name is ditch he's like you want to meet the bishop you want you want me you want to meet him i was like hell yeah so i go over and he's just sitting there in like an all green like outfit with it was like a suit with like a big top hat on it just like these huge shades just looking like the man he's surrounded by all these dudes who are dressed the same way all the outfits were incredible they're like the best outfits i've ever seen and he's just sitting there like this and he's like bishop this is chad i want you to meet chad and he he could not give less of a fuck he's just sitting there he just looks up at me he goes and just keeps looking the guy's trying to talk to him he's just not listening i mean he's busy no yeah yeah he's busy how old is he he's like 75 whoa what does he mark on like his uh like

is he an independent contractor when he does his taxes dude that's a good question small business owner yeah i'm sure he's rocking an s corp or a c corp i'm sure i think i think he's an llc guy for sure yeah hose.llc yeah what's his official job is he still pimping or does he no i think he's doing that in the 70s uh that's when it was the heyday let me look with dom magic wand did you learn anything about yourself in the in the course of the night yeah i'm a player fuck yeah no i what i learned about myself i learned uh i learned to uh you know because at first i felt like out of place and like, man,

I shouldn't be here. I'm like, but then if you, if you just own it, if you not try to, if I, if I came in and I was like trying to like, you know,

play up on this like image of like trying to fit in stuff, I think they would have been like, you know, like, but I think i've just been like yeah i'm chad and i'm like i'm stoked to be here i think i think that's much more you just gotta you gotta own your be authentic and who you are in all situations i think that's what i learned authentic's the word yeah yeah anytime you're in a situation like that you're like okay

don't try and be like these other people lean into who i am they'll recognize that real recognizes real yeah and then we'll we'll fast become friends and also i think that's the essence of being a true player being authentic so if you're not a player play into that yeah um like an erotic nerdy pimp and own your outfit too rock it yeah if you're gonna dress if you're gonna get a little bit out there with it, you got to own it. You can't get, I got uncomfortable in it. And then eventually I was just like, this is me. And it worked. Yeah.

I had a similar experience this weekend on kind of the other side of the ecosystem playground. I saw Billie Eilish. I was like, this would be so fun. I get there. It's all 13 year old girls. Definitely felt out of place. Yeah. Very out of place.

Billie Eilish would be like, Los Angeles, let me hear you scream. You just hear like, I don't know, 5,000 13-year-old girls going, ah! And then you just hear my voice going, yeah! And then like 20 people in my section would like look over at me and I was like, ah, ah! Yeah. And I felt really, I didn't want to dance as much. I didn't want to smoke weed. And, but then Billy said something nice.

She's like, hey, if you feel out of place here tonight, if you don't feel like you belong, that's bullshit. You are right where you're supposed to be and I accept you. And I was like, thanks, Billy. That's nice. Needed to hear that. Yeah. It was a nice move by her what uh how is she

alive she's good yeah i mean i was like uh i wasn't blown away but it was really good she's got a good voice she's got good stage presence where'd you see her crypto forum forum and then i also it turned me into an old man too like when she there was one video like in the background where she was like in a like provocative clothing you know and uh all the all the kids started going crazy like yeah yeah and i was like easy easy guys easy easy i was like cover up billy come on there's kids here like as you know come on we don't we don't need to be doing this to them but then he realized like i guess kids have just you know because when i was like 12 i saw limp biscuit and he was like put your motherfucking middle fingers in the air and i did it i was like yeah fuck you fuck you and 13 year old girls were doing that at billy eilish

like they were like fuck you fuck you and i was kind of like what the fuck is going on but then i was like it's just normal this is how we grow up you know you want to be more mature than you are yeah you kind of so kind of put all that stuff into perspective. It made me realize dudes and chicks are the same. Yeah. We all just want to act sexy and say, fuck you. Yeah. Those are kind of the twin pillars we feel like of being adults.

Yeah. We should switch. I'll go to the players ball next time. Dude, yeah. I'd love to see Billie Eilish. And so you went with your lady to the players ball next time dude yeah i'd love to see billy eilish and so you went you went with your lady to the players ball right nice yeah she was dressed well she had a she had a tight white dress and then like a fur overcoat oh nice yeah and where was that i was in san diego san diego yeah i was at the wild and out club nick. Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out Club.

Is that where they shoot the show or something like that? No, it's just like, I think he just owns, I don't know how many Wild N' Out Clubs there are, but there's one in San Diego. He's from San Diego, yeah. Oh, is he? Yeah. And his biggest hit was that song Gigolo, so it's very much in keeping with the spirit of the playas ball.

Yeah, for sure. For sure. Who do you think's the best pimp in like uh cinema and tv history best pimp tv history i mean terrence howard got a best actor nom for his hustle and flow felt like a tough gig in that movie though what pimps are there in movies there's will ferrell and the other guys. Is Shaft a pimp? No, he's a cop.

He just hooks up with a lot of ladies. Christian Bale's the bad guy in the Samuel L. Jackson Shaft movies. He's really good. He gets stabbed in the hand with an ice pick he's pretty badass in that movie scary oh he's some spoiled entitled asshole but he can still kick someone's ass in the holding cell yeah what other pimps are there do you know any famous pimps the word pimp is funny too like i used to have a sticker in my bedroom when i was in junior high that said pimp on it in bright colors it was on my wall people would walk in bed does that say pimp and i was like yeah

dude yeah i remember like being in like middle school and i get those new air force ones i'm like yeah they're pretty pimp that word kind of fell out oh yeah it's not, like, cool anymore. Well, I guess a part of me was, like, because, you know, pimp and play in the 2000s is such a part of the, you know, the lexicon or whatever. But now is it kind of, like, outdated? Is it a little bit kind of, like, risque? Yeah, I think the politics of it have kind of come to the forefront and we're more aware of like what a kind of generally dark world that is so we don't we can't just have fun with it anymore yeah we can't just be like that's pimp people like do you know what pimps do yeah I mean it's essentially sex trafficking yeah they take like underage girls and control them through like

physical and mental manipulation so you know we're all like oh i just saw deuce bigelow it was funny eddie griffin was amazing in that movie i mean that's just how things go all the time you know i wonder what's the cool word now fat i mean i want to bring fat back can i say something about the word fat i never thought it stood for pretty hot and tempting oh that's what it stands for that's what people would try and say sometimes like you'd be like that's fat and they'd be like yeah pretty hot and tempting i'd be like it's not what fucking fat stands for never it just means fat yeah dude i i think uh i think lit is probably

one of the biggest words out there now lit is lit probably like five years too old lit lit was people would say lit in my my era really mm-hmm it's lit um there's a word that i can't remember that's like on the tip of my tongue. People always say bet, bet, no cap. I never say bet. No, dude,

if you start saying bet, that'd be so funny. Well, a guy on the thing we shot, uh, our second AD would say bet. Oh, would he?

Mm hmm. How do you say it? He'd be like, Hey, they need you in wardrobe. I'd be like, yeah, copy that. I hadn't over.

He'd be like, all right, bet. Oh really? And I'd kind of, every time I'd be like, huh? Yeah in wardrobe i'd be like yeah copy that heading over he'd be like all right bet oh really and i'd kind of every time i'd be like huh yeah but he was so awesome it didn't matter yeah uh shit man i don't know what are the words are stokers let us know what words you use now i remember i was at my sister's high school graduation and the and the you know it's a smaller class and like the biggest stoner of the of the class you could tell i just thought he was so cool he's coming with long

hair just like in his face and you're just like and he just goes yo this graduation's lit and i'm like we're in sun valley idaho nice place yeah you grew up in the ski town dude that's funny but then again you know what can i say i went to a private school and i'm saying pimp so not much different yeah dude you were fish out of water bro that's true you're on the east coast airborne kind of plot scenario that's oh dude exactly you're repping all of california for us dude i brought my brought my sector 9 everywhere sector 9 vans and i got my uh you know i had to wear i had to wear a blazer and a tie but you know where i got that shit from pack sun everyone's like are you not wearing polo nah dude i got this at zoomies so fuck you i just go to becker what's that yeah i don't know becker what's becker it's just it's

got like two locations but it was like it was like it was almost like one of those places where like if i bought something from there older kids who like actually surfed would literally look at me and be like you're not allowed to shop at becker dude i used to wear i used to wear cargo shorts well i used to sag past my ass of course but i used to wear cargo shorts like down to here so i always thought it was like the coolest thing to like wear shorts where like half the short is over your knee so you got that little like tent popping up off your knee i used to say and even through college i was sagging my dad was like you got to pull your pants up i'm like and i like literally i'd wear my pants over

my ass like past my ass it was a great look i i copied that from my friend wyatt he used to have his butt like completely out like just bare ass and then wearing shorts and then i started doing it and he was like six years older than me my parents remember one time sat me down and they were like they're pretty funny about it my dad was like look jt like we all think wyatt's cool he's a cool kid but i don't think you want your ass hanging out. But my parents acknowledged that Wyatt was really cool and badass. Like they knew he was cool. It was undeniable, even to the adults in the room. But they were like, well, let's not, you know, adopt his practices whole hog.

Dude, I could see you walking in with sag pants, like shades on from holding your backpack. like shades on from like holding your backpack i mean i wore like i wore a huge hat sideways and then a jacket that was like meant for a guy who was like 300 pounds when i was 4 11 and it literally hanged on my feet and i just go to like a wwf event wearing that aaron what would you wear back in the day dude i've got i've got some embarrassing looks i'll tell you what you want to tell you want to spill one i mean i i never went the full crazy jeans but i definitely had the baggy jeans you know i had like a mop top for a long time um were you emo no would you wear a hat like to the side you couldn't really wear a hat to school ever so okay so no i didn't where'd you go to high school san diego which high school montgomery it's a good one it's not it's one of the sickest schools in california dude

the wrestler went to my high school whoa that's sick he graduated like 10 years before me but yeah his finishing move that he had where he'd put the guy between the ropes and then he'd swing around and kick him in the face incredible 619 and the luchadori mask that you can't take off he took it off for a while he lost it for a couple years and like the whole mythos of it was gone but then he brought it back and was like you can never take off my mask yeah yeah that must be tough being a wrestler has to wear a mask all the time yeah wants to be a wrestler who's like five foot four little dude yeah ray mysterio is five four i don't know it's five four but he might even be smaller than that do you guys have a video where stone cold came out yeah 57 i think or something dude yeah we i'm gonna go to a wwe event i love listening to his

podcast or his interviews he's incredible at it really it's funny too because sometimes he'll have very like progressive politics not even very progressive but just progressive and and then uh but it's so funny hearing it come out of his voice i'll be like look i got a gay cousin shit ain't no choice in that he's just gay fucking great guy too pays his taxes reliable love that fucker if you don't like gay people you're a fucking idiot dude my favorite was when like when like mass started to become a thing and uh this is probably like may of 2020 and some guy like it showed like stone cold posted a photo of him at grocery shopping with a mask on he He's like, just doing my part, getting some beer with a mask on. And some guy goes, come on, come on, what about freedom?

You know, like, come on, come on, Stone Cold, what about freedom, baby? And he just goes, shut up, dude. Yeah, he's pretty hilarious with that shit. See, I'm old enough to remember him as stunning Steve Austin. Whoa. The Hollywood blondes, him and Brian Pillman. That's when he had hair, right? Yeah, when he had a little bit of hair, not a lot.

Brian Pillman, too. He, rough end for that guy, right? Yeah, yeah. Bummer, man. Yeah, wrestling and comedy. Tough on the psyche. You can't do something 300 days a year and not get completely burnt out. Yeah, wrestling, especially for the body. Particularly, for the body yeah physically yeah those guys go through it yeah i was reading about china

the other day oh there's a good doc on um hulu the vice guys made it on china yeah yeah it's really good she died in what like 2016 yeah i totally forgot that she died yeah was it by overdose yeah overdose she was the shit man back in the day she was so jacked yeah they did i probably talked about this before they did like a true life i'm a wrestler and it was triple h and her and it was just showing that hard road life like just driving from gig to gig this is like when they were on the come up they were like household names at this point but they weren't like you know the top tier and they're just driving in like a sedan from like gig to gig nonstop,

stopping at like gyms and working out. And Chyna's just doing tricep press downs with so much focus. And her and Triple H were dating at the time. And he's just watching her work out with like so much admiration. He's like, I've never seen anyone, man or woman, be so committed to the practice

of getting stronger and better and you can like literally hear at the end he's about to like bust he's so into watching her lift but it was beautiful because it was like pure like psychological appreciation like he just loved her like focus on what she was doing and they both just wanted to be so good as wrestlers yeah shit what gilbert godfrey died what yeah my man death heavy fuck man yeah gilbert godfrey and our comedian friend just passed too sarah mustachavi rest in peace yeah rest in peace i hope you're feeling i hope you're feeling free she was uh when we first started the podcast she was always in the studio she was always twitch streaming she's twitch streaming she's she's so sweet and uh she's a good person yeah

you know she was trying to get us in video games too she'd be like you gotta get into twitch this is like she's i don't know what she's playing she's playing like um what's that one where you're like building shit? Minecraft? No, it's like, it was big in like 2017, 2018. Free, it starts with an F. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's like this thing called Duty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, yeah.

What the hell is that game called oh yeah farmville no i'm just kidding i thought you had it dude i was like that's it fortnight fortnight fortnight yes that's yeah it looks sick it does i don't really want to devote my time to learning how to play it because it looks complicated as hell yeah but it looks sick does i don't really want to devote my time to learning how to play it because it looks complicated as hell yeah but it looks sick have you been gaming i played yesterday what'd you play rebirth rebirth bro i am not good final circle rebirth it's me and my dog trevor two on one ross and robbie are dead on comms had it been either of them in my place we absolutely get the dub guys on top of a roof circle is basically to nothing and i just got murked and i just let everybody down and then the sign off was tragic you know because everyone was

like this is the big moment get the dub and then you just we're all it was all of our last games you just hear him and go all right later man i wanted to be like the needy child of me was like i love you guys yeah but they were already out and you could tell they were just so fucking disappointed yeah not in like a brutal way but just like come on bro it's two on one get that dub but no i got my ass murked. I kind of get back into it. It's fun, man. It's a good way to pass an hour or two. Yeah. I've been impressed.

I know. Part of me wants to do another 12-hour sesh. Just straight call of duty. You should. It's nice. Guys, I'm interrupting this podcast to let you know once again that we are brought to you by us

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much time but you have to do it every day no days off he presumably wakes up like 4 a.m and lives in an expensive area that you can't afford so you'd have to live close-ish and make the drive every morning i think if you stay out of his way you can probably get away with hanging out at his sick house a little bit afterwards and maybe make yourself some food and have a secret romance with his wife. 40K is decent enough to live off of, but you definitely not be living it up. For me, this and the no days off are a deal breaker. Doing some really demoralizing shit, like licking a rich person's nipples every day, would mean I want a big reward or at least a chance to blow off some steam.

I've had friends suggest you can have another job because nip licking doesn't take long, which is true. But I don't like having a real job. Let me know what you think, Chad and compadre John Thomas. Hard no. For 40k a year? I like that you know your worth. I would do it. You'd lick his nips for 40k a year? I like that you know your worth. I would do it. You'd lick his nips for $40,000 a year?

It's just so funny. Yeah? I'd just be laughing every day that I'm getting paid for this. I mean, the 4 a.m. thing's tough. You've seen me in the morning. But I'd be like, I think, you know, I'd negotiate it to him. Like, you've got to let me crash at the crib. But, yeah, just walk up to her and lick his nipples.

It takes like two seconds. And I love licking nipplesipples so i'm all about it so i knowing your schedule that could be your good night thing i would just go to bed at that time yeah right that's perfect i go to bed at like 4 15 every night just right after i lick his nipples i go straight to sleep yeah then i wake up and i'm like i already did my job let's go hang yeah and yeah i think it'd be really fun to lick Jeff Bezos' nipples. He's like all nipples. Wow. You know, I never really thought about it that way.

I like that take, though. Thanks, man. You know what? I'm on board. I'll suck his nipples. And then like anytime you're at a dinner party, everyone's like, what are you even up to? You're like, I suck Jeff Bezos' nipples every morning and he pays me. Everyone's like, what you even up to you're like i suck jeff bezos's nipples every morning and he pays me everyone's like what the fuck that's crazy and then they look to jeff

and he's like he does he's really good yeah it wakes me up it gets me in the right head space so i can go straight into emails and i'm like thanks jeff he has some scientific reasoning behind it he's like you know the saliva test touching the areola uh boosts serotonin and dopamine in the brain and it's also known as a um um fucking immune boost yeah you don't get sick yeah i don't know i'm super into it and i like the creativity of the job and of the question nice so coming out the gates hot can you toss me or yeah maybe i feel like he got his character he's got to do better than 40k though for that job i mean this is bezos he doesn't really pay people i think 100 dude for 100k that's a freaking lootly dude dude yeah bro you got to be

wherever he is every day he's not the same place every day but that means does he pay for your travel he has to he's got to have you there otherwise he'll get sick oh it stands up like that yeah take me with you dog um i'm about to move into a new house with my dank sgf soon to be-to-be dank-ass fiance. We've been living together for two years, but this will be our first new place together. I just moved in with her two years ago. What are some things, activities, traditions we can do when we move into the new spot to make sure it is truly our home and create a perennially stoke-boosting environment?

I like what we did for your place where we saged it to clear it of any uh you know spirits or ghosts that might be lingering ceremonial sage um i'd say dive right into the holiday stuff carve some pumpkins ornament christmas tree and then uh make your own sushi very good call dude very good call they do that in the movie wall street and piggybacking off that also in wall street when he's looking for an apartment the song naive this must be the place by the talking heads is playing while he's looking around put that song on you know preferably some kind of uh sound amplifying device and just move around the apartment with her to that song.

And you'll both feel like you're in a fucking, it's not a rom-com, but you'll be in a rom-com. You're fucking cute as shit, dude. And I think you've got to watch a movie together too. 100%. What movie do you think? Heat? Heat.

Such a sick movie. Watch Heat together. Give her kisses. Kiss her a lot. I can't believe I live here with you. So crazy. And then Tan Naked. Then do a workout together too.

Try Superlegs. It's a workout of the day in CrossFit, but you don't need any equipment. Me and Chad did it one time in Pennsylvania together. Yeah, and I was sore for the rest of the shoot. Were you really? Yeah, that was brutal. It's tough on the legs, but you guys will be good.

You guys are fit. I can already picture you're jacked and so is your lady. What up, Chad, JT, and any other dank guest? Me and the boys have a major conundrum. So one of our dogs has never had a relation with a chick he's liked and is still a virgin, which isn't a big deal, except for the fact that he doesn't shut the fuck up about it. Every day we hear about how he's all bummed because he goes to a small college and he can't get any puss.

He's 20, but... Dudes are so funny, man. But he's had the most dang shots at hot chicks in the entire squad yet fumbles the bag every time our dog will constantly clown on couples in the squad he thinks are cringy and will judge the fuck out of the homies who rock a one-night stand but will go on to pull the lamest shit to get with a chick only to give up weeks later he attributes these renault moves to having high standards but it's more so him wanting a holistic approach how can we help our homie loosen the fuck up? Is our dog too bent on having everything aligned

for a relation to happen? Is there any way we can change his perspective? Our homie literally won't sleep for days on end because of overthinking about the most recent chick. Yeah, this dude sounds crazy annoying. Dude, I would get him hooked on the whole idea of semen retention you'd be like like dude why are you so obsessed with this you know that geniuses

like napoleon and uh tesla didn't even jack off so do you want to like waste your jizz on something that's you know that's fleeting and won't help your life or do you want to preserve your jizz and become a genius and then he'll get so it sounds like he's an intense dude he'll get so locked into that that he'll completely change his perspective and then he'll be annoying about how he never comes that's perfect i was a virgin for a long time my dad one time was like do you think you need to lower your standards jt and i was like for sure did your dad know the whole time no but he could tell i wasn't i think he thought i had had sex he just didn't but he knew i wasn't crushing it with the ladies yeah yeah and then uh he did tell me to lower my standards which was helpful advice but i didn't i waited

but uh i think uh i don't, this dude does sound a little annoying. It's good he's being open about where he's at. You know, I kept it a secret, but he needs to focus on himself more. Yeah. How do you get him to do that? Some dudes are just that way. You know, maybe they talk about hooking up with chicks too much and it's bumming him out so that's like his like a kind of defense reaction is to be like

yeah is to be like okay well if you guys are going to continually have conversations where i don't really have any kind of experience i'm just gonna make fun of what you're doing yeah to give myself a little more authority so talk about gonna make fun of what you're doing yeah to give myself a little more authority so talk about all the cool shit that you're doing and i think that'll translate into them being like oh fuck i need to like do more cool shit i need to like rock climbing to go to like moab or some shit yeah but i i think this dude he sounds really self-involved. Like he's just obsessed with his own experience, you know? Yeah.

So I would just tell him, I would never actually think this is the best move, except in this situation. And I feel bad saying this, but I think I would just really start making fun of him for being a virgin. I swear with this guy, I think he got to do to do that yeah because he's being such a cock so i think i just be like if he pipes up like that again i go shut up virgin nice but then in private i would go hey man i'm sorry i did that i think it's really cool you're a virgin you're waiting for the right person but the way you talk down to our experiences made me react that way so first you have the fight and then you make up and explain to him why you got angry but i think he needs to see your anger a little bit so i would maybe i would lay into him once in front of the whole crew and then go

apologize and make up to him and be very soothing and and reconciliatory and then be like but this is why i did that and he might because i don't think he'll hear it unless you kind of punk him a little bit because he sounds like he's kind of on his high horse a bit. It's a very dangerous move. Do not abuse it. But I remember all those times when people punked me like that. Like I remember one time I was defending this crazy comedian and we were in a big group and Maurice just goes,

shut up, JT. You're just a rich kid who wants to relate to people. It's annoying. And I felt about this big. And I was humiliated. But Joe was right. And it stuck with me. And I still think about him like he was looking out for me.

Yeah. Fucking Joe, dude. Piece of shit love that fucking guy we're gonna see him next week right oh yeah that's gonna be fun we're going to austin that's great moon city moon city moon tower moon tower the moon struck festival the moon night festival yeah oh do you watch a moon night i haven't yet now it's good is that the oscar isaac one hell yeah um new city three months without friends past two weeks have been playing pickup basketball made friends we play then go ruby tuesday depression leaving thank god yesterday barely lose close game then wheelchair shows up he wants to play we play game and quality suffers because

he is in wheelchair after boring game i ask if he can sit out the next one new friends thought i was being dick new friends will still play with me but it isn't fun anymore and i don't get invited to ruby tuesday depression creeping back what now first off caveman email podcast yeah incredible writing style short and to the point i love it dude yeah powerful so the gist is that ruby tuesday hemingway shit that's what i was gonna yeah this guy's got some serious you know punch to his uh short sentence we're like is that from old man in the sea right depression creeping back in not invited to ruby tuesday this fish is a real fucker what is ruby tuesday i don't know dude but like a tgi friday is or uh right right okay that checks out so it sounds

like this dude made he was making fun of the guy in the wheelchair for not being a good player or he just he was rude and asked the wheelchair guy to sit out the next game oh gotcha so they could you know go full court and play at full speed uh yeah i would be less competitive and and just you know have fun playing the game not be so concerned with winning you're playing with friends and it's not what we demand from life it's what life demands from us like you don't get to choose the game that you're in you can only choose how hard you play so yeah i i would i understand where you're coming from but i would not ask people in

wheelchairs to not play pickup basketball games and i mean that yeah i would uh i would just let them play dude you know what you did yeah um can you give an outline for a perfect la vacation places to eat dance art etc thanks don't go to pink's hot dogs no don't do that don't waste your time i think you started off with a nice meditation you know you're in the land of spirituality, secular spirituality. I do a nice meditation in the morning, maybe transcendental, maybe some Wim Hof breathing. Roll down to the beach, get in the water. Let that salt get into your skin. Come out, poke bowl with the lady, looking out at the coast. Then I would head over to a museum i do the the lachma or the

whitney carr museum those are my two favorites then i would uh take in some mexican food go east hollywood for that and then if you're around nighttime i'd go to davey wayne's dance it up they got an outdoor area too so you can chill and smoke pot i've got a similar plan but i'm gonna shake it up a little bit just for the sake of the queue go baby all right first you're gonna head north north county la i'm talking county line beach what's there neptune's net what are you gonna get fried shrimp and you're gonna eat at the table where vin diesel and paul walker sat then also keanu was it also keanu point break and point also keanu and point break but first before you do that you're gonna go for morning

surf you're gonna get in the water you're gonna ground yourself in the cool pacific ocean water then you're gonna you're gonna compliment that with some nice fried shrimp from Neptune's net. Next, you're going to go down Malibu. You're going to go south back towards LA. First, you're going to stop for some raw oysters, maybe go to the, um, maybe go to a surf shop by a tank top. And then you're going to, uh, do some hot yoga, um, meditate afterwards, do some journ journaling and then you're going to what else do you do after that there's museums you already named the museums did you say the whitney auto museum is that different from peterson oh sorry it's peterson yeah i think whitney peterson it's like a character from the hills or something like that or someone i grew up with so i just always combine them then you're gonna go to the new academy

museum which i don't think is open yet is it open yeah you're gonna go to the new academy museum get some movie knowledge in you and then you're going to get a bird scooter and scooter all of west hollywood and then you're gonna cap off the night with pink's tacos and then you're gonna go to the den and have a nice brewski the den is fun the one on sunset yeah yeah that place rips what up to whoever may be on the pod answer those cues so recently this dank babe from the golf practice i go to has been coming on to me the only reason i know of her is because i golf with her brother the other day she came up to me and flirted with me but here's my situation she texted me and asked if i wanted to hang with her and her friends i decided to make up an excuse which i never do as i don't know her at all i'm also someone who takes a while to be socially

comfortable around people i meet please help me out stoke lords i really like this babe but i'm afraid hanging with her without getting to know her a little better will be awkward and may lead to her not liking me anymore thanks dogs uh dogs. What's the background on her? How does he know her? I'm pissed. They're at the golf course. It's this guy he golfs with in some kind of like academy or something or like practice team. It's her brother.

It's the guy's sister. Okay. Some guy he practices with. It's his sister. He likes her. She came on to him, said, let's hang. He thinks if they hang too soon, it'll be awkward. Oh.

It's like one of the most upsetting things I've ever heard. Just do it. Because life has given you a gift. She's doing the work for you. Yeah. Let's go. What are you afraid of? Of course you're afraid.

You should be afraid. We're all afraid. Go lean into it. Terrified. Yeah, you should be terrified. That's good. That's good. It means something good's happening.

Go. Go now. If you're listening now, turn off the podcast. Text her. Go. If you don't hang out with her, don't listen anymore. Sorry, dude. It's a a bummer but he's right you gotta bail for a bit man but you can still subscribe to the patreon yeah yeah become a patron and then uh yeah you can talk in the discord but don't listen yeah come on man like of course it might be a little awkward yeah it's

called getting to know somebody yeah she's gonna get to know you she's nervous too yeah and just sit in the awkwardness it's fine it'll pass you guys will get through it together i mean it's weird she invited her him to her to hang with her and her friends that's such a that feels like a lot but it's a big vote of confidence sure it is i mean she clearly is interested yeah but like i would rather do a one-on-one you know before i get to know your friends right although maybe there's a hotter girl there i don't know but you don't we don't pick you know what i mean we don't pick she says let's do this you could do that if you're weird you're weird that's fine that's awesome be weird yeah be weird just smile a lot sit in the awkward silence when she looks at you

have soft nice eyes we're just like it's weird huh you get through it she's like you're weird yeah i am weird are you a good winker can you wink no never look at the camera let's try and wink that was pretty good you like it can i see it no no sorry sorry i got my head on that one dude all right can we get some ice cream that was good dude you can do it all, man. Let me try. That's bad, huh? I think you got to... It looks like a nervous tick. Yeah, I think you got to put the head in it a little bit. There we go.

Let's say something. Give it a little context, you know. Oh, you want me to go hang out with your friends? Sounds like a plan. Perfect, dude. That's good right there, yeah. Dude, go hang out with your friends? Sounds like a plan. Perfect, dude. That's good right there, yeah. Dude, can you use that, please? Let me know how it goes.

Yeah, well, this dude should do it. Wink at her. Next time she invites you, just go, cool. Throw her a wink, dude. Throw her a wink. Dude, I'm going to try that. I'm going to go to Erewhon after this, get some grapefruit. Is that all for you?

Yeah. Throwing a wink where it doesn't belong is a lot of fun right like what does that mean like what's going on here what are you gonna blow this place up yeah are you a terrorist um yeah do it throw just start winking at her dude um sorry i got so fired up there dog i feel you but come on man what's up stoke lords I'm dealing with a pretty serious relationship issue and I am at a loss on where to go I've been listening to your pod for the last two years and I'm sure you'll be able to raise the stoke in my relationship and ultimately save it I was in a long-term relationship for 15 years that started having problems and

going stale we made the decision to have an open relationship and I must admit the first year was amazing during that time I met the most amazing girl who I would call the one and quickly she became the only one I wanted to sleep with and be around. The open relationship really took its toll on my long-term relationship and we ultimately broke up. When I told the one who I am completely in love with and infatuated with that I was no longer in my long-term relationship, things got really exciting for us. She never expected me to end my long-term relationship and was thrilled with the opportunity of seeing me more. As my relationship with the one progressed, I assured her that she was the only one I wanted, that open relationships were not for me, and that I wanted to focus on us growing as a couple.

We've been together for two years now, but there have been countless times that she would question why I would give up my life of polyamory and the thrill of being able to be with whoever I want and settle for just one person. The conversation often ends as a complete bummer and me defending my past and my intentions with her. I can understand her questioning, but honestly, I'm a one-woman guy and the experience of being in an open relationship really cemented that for me. I feel like I've been clear and honest in my intentions for her and living an intentionally monogamous life with her, but she can't seem to fully buy into it. Should I just keep being honest and hang on with the feeling that she won't fully give herself to me because of my past? Looking for any advice you guys have. I love this girl more than any other girl I've ever met and can't see myself without

her, but I do need to have those feelings in return to ultimately be happy. Thanks brothers. Lot to unpack here. Lot to unpack. I mean i mean i think one dude the way you start a relationship does dictate the course of like how that relationship will go you know what i mean because how that person initially understands you is like a hard thing to shake for people not that it's impossible but for me it's at least difficult you know what i mean like if some person presents as one kind of person i kind of it gets kind of lodged in there pretty deep and then and then also i don't mean to be cynical and i i hope i'm wrong but it kind of sounds like she's having maybe some doubts and it's just putting it on you as a way to not deal with her own doubts.

And maybe it's combative, but I might even ask her that. I'd be like, look, I've told you I'm all in and that you're the only one for me. I think that's been proven over the time we've been together. Like, are you not sure that I'm the one for you? I don't know if that's insecure, but like, it feels like a valid question to me because I would wonder why does this person keep bringing it up? You know what I mean? But maybe she just genuinely loves you and is just a little scared which is actually kind of good because then that's something you can work through i think pretty easily yeah no i'm in total agreement i think yeah i think it's it could be either one of two things she's sort of like um has this idea of him who's of like a guy who like maybe she's scared that he'll eventually want to turn their relationship into an open relationship and um so that could be the fear or she's having i

mean i think it could go either way um so yeah i i don't think it's insecure i think addressing it head-on is the move um but i mean putting myself in her shoes i could totally see how you know if i were with someone who was if i started a relationship with someone who would just come from an open relationship i'd be like is that the direction we're headed into totally um so i i i'm i'm willing to bet that's what it is because it sounds like with the nature of the questioning, um, she's sort a bit reactive to it and maybe coloring it with my own experiences. I think you're right. I think she's just worried. So how does he get her to feel more safe in their relationship?

Just time, right? Yeah, I think just time and through your behavior and just sort of, you know, because I think anyone can say anything. It's hard to really believe it. So your actions are going to show her, you know, how committed you are to the relationship. I think you're right, yeah.

Yeah. It's true. It's got to be actions, actions always and it seems like he's really sincere like nothing in that email seemed like he was full of it in any way yeah you know what i mean i do think how he described it is probably how it is which is good it means he's like probably self-aware um i did feel bad for the other gal 15 years how old is this dude yeah like mid-30s i guess it was like his high school sweetheart the first gal yeah um yeah i would just uh i mean also it's like dude you broke up with this person you've been dating for 15 years to be with her like

that's like a big leap in commitment yeah you. But I do get where she's coming from, thinking that you'll want to be Pauly again. But it does sound like he got it out of his system. And maybe he didn't know how to break up with the other person, and that's why they went Pauly. Yeah, that's crazy. It's all very interesting. It's kind of like being the other woman.

I came into this relationship as they weren't cheating, but like how do you trust that person to not cheat on you? Ultimately people do it all the time. So she's just insecure about it. I don't know. Yeah. And maybe she felt there is that comfort when you're like, if you're the other person,

there's like this built-in compartmentalization where you're like, oh, well, if it doesn't work out, maybe it hurts a little less because I was the other person, you know? And now that she's all in with you, the stakes are way higher. And she's probably feeling vulnerable. because also like she was the kind of person who would get into that dynamic of being the other person with someone who's in a poly relationship and i think some people do like the the kind of like uh like emotional narrowness of that so you got to be like you know are you willing to to really just be all in with each other, which is scary. But you seem like a good dude. I think you'll guide y'all through this. And then you guys will be fucking married and have some fucking kids, dude. Let's go.

Dude, just propose. Have a baby. I'm not even, I'm like joking, but like, I don't know. Kind of serious. Yeah. Is that too, that's too much huh nah dude i was gonna jokingly say that yeah yeah maybe maybe get a dog oh get it get a dog dude that's perfect yeah that's so much smarter than my thing yes get a dog yeah yeah don't get a baby yeah you get a tattoo that says

i like closed relationships close a little on the nose yeah just full i like closed relationships yeah good questions this week guys thanks to the patreon listeners what is your beef of the week my beef of the week is randy at the week is Randy at the co-op. Just a freaking know-it-all, dude. You know, whenever I go to the co-op in Culver City, Randy is there and he's there to give me unsolicited advice. He's like, oh, you're going to buy kimchi? You know that probiotics are kind of like not even, you know, on the market. It's like you're getting too much good bacteria and that can have a counter effect on your internal flora. No no i don't know that randy just let me buy my fucking kimchi okay oh you're buying that asparagus it's not as clean

as the like fully organic one from uh modesto so and i'm like all right randy i don't look i i like i like being health conscious i like being in the know of that stuff i like sort of leading a healthy lifestyle but i don't like know-it-alls i don't like explainers i don't like people telling me what i'm doing wrong constantly and randy at the co-op is doing that you know the other day he's like dude you shouldn't wear those kinds of shirts it's not organic material it's gonna seep into your pores and i'm like dude what am i supposed to do with these are all the shirts i got bro you know what kind of shirts are you wearing randy and he's like i just wear cotton that's organic i just fucking you know he's like what he's like don't even tell me that

you're using aluminum deodorant i'm like yeah i've used degree and he's like uh it's gonna give you dementia in about 10 years and i'm like dude randy fucking shut the fuck up dude for real dude randy smells too yeah randy smells like shit I'm like dude you smell like shit He's like I smell like a him and bang I smell like a him and bang And uh Yeah so Randy Like dude

Get a new job bro Cause I like the co-op but I don't like you So suck a dick Everybody Everybody listen to this podcast But I don't like you So suck a dick Everybody Everybody listen to this podcast Everybody in the audience Put your middle fingers in the motherfucking air And say fuck you Randy

Fuck you Randy Send in videos saying Fuck you Randy I'm gonna show them all to him Bruh Don't even tell me he was shampoo i'm just gonna have one stoker being like fuck you randy yeah send us photos of you with your deodorant or shampoo with the middle finger and fuck you randy that'd be fun bro you don't use a filter for your shower aaron who's your beef of the week my beef of the week is with sunburns

my wife went away to santa barbara with a friend for for the weekend i thought it'd be a nice recharge just get away from me not me but like to get away from the responsibility of the baby yeah because she's a stay-at-home mom um and that's all well and good and that and i thought you know she'd come back and reinvigorated you know really really need to have some of the some of daddy um but she's fucking incredibly sunburned whoa she got like her whole back of her legs and her you know like like parts of her back because of her swimsuit and it's just like uh just boner killer yeah don't bust don't bust until the sun burns gone can't do it good can't do it won't do it nice dude what a beast so when she came back

where you just you can cut this view of when she came back she like walks in you're like you're ready to fuck she's like i'm sunburned and you're like shit you're like i need to go for a walk you're like on both sides the whole purpose of this is recharges so you'd be more interested in daddy yeah yeah dude that's a dude when you got plans to have sex and then they go sideways it's very disheartening yeah with my ex we were driving out to joshua tree i had him busted for like a week and like we get there and we're like it's not my style of ak we're like you know at the mercy of nature and like kind of like in a shanty kind of thing and then we get into bed and i'm like well at least we'll be boning all weekend i started making out she's like hey i don't think i really feel like having sex this

weekend my brain was like yeah i might have just got back in the car and left yeah i was like let's go home i was like we're not gonna bone we got in like three arguments that weekend she's like where are you i pitched a tent out in joshua pitched a tent about a mile away referencing my dad again he gave me the best advice because i ended up like holding out hope that we would bone the next day if i was like a good enough sport about it but it's like why don't you just go into like the woods and jack off i was like you're a genius i shouldn't have done that just cut the. Dude, my beef of the week is with cars. And just like being in LA and like you ever just like park on like the,

on the street, like on a main drag, like on Melrose. And like you open the door to like put your shoes on or something like that. You're like, dude, I'm going to get sideswiped so easily by a car here. And then you hear about people getting hit by like cars like mounting the curb and stuff it's just crazy to me like and look i'm you know we've talked about it before i'm not a good driver and i'm very distracted but like it is kind of scary just how i don't know how vulnerable we are when we're just walking around on the streets yeah like you really do need to have your head on a swivel yeah i don't like it it's not a good way to go it's crazy when you think about it it's insane people are just driving car like big hunks of metal around it you know 40 50 60 80 miles per

hour and we're just we're we place a lot of trust in a lot of people all day. All day. People we don't even know. And is it distracted as I am when I'm driving? Imagining other people being that distracted, I'm like, you could just pop out of your car and be like, oh, well, someone will notice me. And they're like, they might not. Yeah. It's very terrifying.

People cross the street without just assuming. They're like, oh, the light is red so no one's gonna go they'll know dude i was i was i was at an intersection yesterday uh someone just maybe it's this morning someone just ran the red light like hard as fuck i was like dude you're lucky like it was crazy you're tempting the fates yeah it's scary and luckily for the people because there are people going across the street and the you know walk signal didn't go so it was still at stop i was like thank god that would be gnarly it's too much i don't know what we got to do but it's a little crazy

and it's one of those like risks that we just kind of all accept you know we're so scared of other things that are more unlikely to happen but with like some risks we're just like so accustomed to them that we don't even clock it as a risk anymore we're just like yeah you walk on the sidewalk and there's a million cars going by you and That's just the way it is. But it's like it maybe deserves a little more like thoughtfulness or awareness. Yeah. Well, hopefully cars will get to a point soon where, you know, it's sort of like that Tesla thing where they're sort of self-censoring. I mean, my car does that to an extent.

If it sees like a car ahead of me coming up quickly, it'll like automatically apply brakes it's amazing and then yesterday this is the first time this happened which was kind of weird because i wasn't i was coming from yoga i was pretty highly energized but i guess i was on the street alone so i started looking at my phone and i was kind of maybe swerving a little bit but i uh it said that my my my toyota or my ford ranger just said uh might need some rest and the photo of a cup of coffee came up and i was like what tries to understand you yeah hey bro you okay um chad who's your baby of the week hey bro you okay um chad who's your baby of the week my baby of the week is disco dude disco is back baby i don't know if anyone's noticed but a lot of new hot djs coming out or cranking that

disco really purple disco machine kylie minogue has these new sort of like housey tracks with like a very disco feel. And it just, disco just fires me up, especially when it's in that sort of like housey EDM form because it's like high energy, but there's just that funkiness. So I think there's something about like straight house where you're just like, it's just, when you have the disco,

when you have the funk applied to it, you're like, this is gonna make me move. Whereas where it's like straight house or whatever, like, you know, you're kind this is this is gonna make me move whereas where it's like straight house or whatever like you know you're kind of just like bumping you know fist pumping but when it's when there's when they apply the disco to it that's when your hips start moving and i'm all for it i think disco is back in a big way and i think it's gonna take over the scene and i can't wait if i knew how to make music i'll be cranking out some disco right now. Dude, hell yeah.

That fires me up. I think that's going to be part of my babe now. Hell yeah. Aaron, who's your babe of the week? My babe of the week is the show Winning Time. Amazing. Love it. Watching it.

What show is that again? It's about the Lakers in the 80s. Oh, right. I need to get on that. Based off the Jeff Perlman book, Showtime. My one beef is it's taking a little long in the 80s oh right i need to get on that based off my one perlman book showtime my one beef is like it's taking a little long i'm three episodes in and it's we're not even really hired a coach yet they keep it that way for the whole season it's very frustrating and hopefully they're going to get away with talking to the can't get away from talking with

the camera they're breaking the fourth wall it has a lot of annoying things about it yeah but at the end of the day at the end of the day john c riley is electric that's why i told him to watch i was like bro you're gonna love john c riley so much he's so fun he just he looks so much like jerry buss the sports casting is to the sports casting is good like the guy who plays magic is great yeah but i do think john c riley's the jason clark as jerry west fucking great i love jason clark and everything they make but man he's so good i get a little bummed out i feel like it's a little character assassinationy with some of the guys maybe yeah like i know jerry west is a super depressed guy but they make him seem they make all these guys who are legends of the sport seem borderline incompetent at times and i understand that great men are fallible but i'm like you know i don't know if they're as head casey or loose

canony as the show represents them as sometimes. Like Jerry West was like very good at almost everything he did. Yeah. And I would like a little more. They're making them look unhinged. Yeah. I'd like a little more admiration for them, but it makes for great drama. But yeah, episode four is my favorite.

So keep, keep, keep trying. But dude, it's super slow on the basketball. I've seen like 10 minutes of basketball in six episodes. I'm like like i'd like to see a little more yeah you know of magic running and gunning yeah and i don't know about adrian brody's pat riley but i haven't seen there's i'm sure there's a turn coming that i haven't seen yet yeah not his vibe they're not they're very dissimilar and even they're kind of disrespectful to pat riley and i know he's at like a lower station in his career at that moment but like he could have gone pro in like multiple sports. I know he had some bad,

you know, losses in his collegiate and pro career, but like he's Pat Riley. Like he was a legend pretty much from the jump. And it's yeah, I don't know. I get a little tweaked by some of that stuff, but overall it's my favorite show.

I like the look of it. I like the casting of it i like the casting it's pretty great and do jason siegel his part gets bigger too and he's i haven't seen him yet oh okay he's incredible in it everyone's really good and it's funny i think it might be yeah it's the funniest show on tv right now it cracks me up i don't know just keep watching john c riley has some scenes in it where you're like just the outrageous every scene he's in i love yeah yeah he's so good it's great and i love all those guys i'm just a big sportsman so i love it uh my baby of the week i've never been there but studio 54 nice disco paradise in new york they made a movie out of it called 54 with a

uh ryan philippe who's nice dude dm'd us one time uh it's a fun exciting movie about you know just this utopia with a dark underbelly in uh late 70s early 80s new york and it just looked like the place to be and there was levels to it like if you're really cool you got into the back room and if you're super cool you got into like the vault or something like that and uh i think we need a place like that like where everyone aspires to go to that's really hobnobby and douchey but has this like pure hedonism to it so bring back studio 54 let's get a spot like that in la i love that is there anything like it here in la is the chateau it maybe like one oak or something i'm not i'd never

go to clubs so i don't know but uh there probably is and i'm just not aware of it but i don't know if it has the cultural cachet of 54 right no um it sounds so fun if you're doing that at studio 54 that'd be great yeah let's go chad who's your legend of the week my legend of the week is dr g he's uh basically like a what would you say a sports medicine guy he's in newport beach he he sort of he works on surfers and like motocross guys a lot and and i go to him for my my trap locks up a lot back in my right trap locks up a lot and then a lot of times it'll like he'll get my scapula and my lat and And a lot of times it just happens from like working out too much, dehydration, surfing. If I like fall weird, I'll like tweet, you know.

It's just always sort of susceptible to locking up. And I would go to like different like chiropractors or like, you know know other sort of like physical therapists and stuff uh and none of them would really like none of them would really make it better you know and then my buddy told me about dr g shout out to matt mosco um he told me about dr g in newport beach and this guy my first appointment with him you know they apply this like shockwave therapy to the muscle and it breaks up the scar tissue in there I think it breaks up the fascia and then they you know they give you like stem and all this stuff and then Dr. G comes in and as soon as he could he can just feel how skilled he is because as soon

as he applies his hands to your muscles they just sort of like melt and he really just he he just works it out and then he does like like two chiropractic things like for my neck he'll just like crack it once crack it the other way and it's just like a bunch of you know where it's really effective it's not like a chiropractor going in there and just sort of being like just trying to find it he finds it that first time and just loosens it up. And he's just, he really knows what he's doing. And my trap will be locked up. I'll be like, kind of just, you know, so stiff.

And I'll go in there and he'll fix it. And he's a miracle worker. He's a healer. He's a healer, dude. Some people are born healers. Yeah. They got to study and they got to, you know, get their bona fides. But some people are touched that way.

Dude, yeah. He's a healer. Dude, last time I was there, he came in a golf outfit. You could tell he's going to golf afterwards. I was like, you're a legend, dude. And he's like, yeah, I'm going to Kansas City, work on some motocross guys. I was like, that's fucking sick. So if you're in Orange County or if you're in in if you're in like socal and you need some you know of that kind of work done go see dr g hell yeah

aaron who's your legend of the week well my legend of the week has got to be gilbert godfrey good call r.i.p i mean what a what a funny fucking dude just so funny just with that voice and the the one-liners and just yeah the movie roles amazing problem child and and uh aladdin and all the all the good stuff one of one i don't even know who you'd cop them to there's no one like nobody like him no one looks like him sounded like him no laughed like him made jokes like him he was just yeah totally unique yeah it's a shame only 67 too so still pretty young too much death yeah but he lived a good life um my legend of the week was uh last wednesday what a day spend the night at my mom's in orange county wake up in my mom's house come out she's just quick with the compliments and the love just pumping my tires telling me how great i am feels amazing she's the best. Her boyfriend, Greg, my stepdad, fucking beast.

Always in good spirits, always positive. Then I go over to a Ferraro's. He's got the best garage gym in history. He's got tons of cool equipment. He's got an assault bike. He's got a hundred pound sandbag that you clean and throw over your shoulder. It's me, Strider, Ferraro, my buddy, Andrew. My buddy, Andrew hasn't worked out in two years. Jacked. Six pack abs,

ripped. Doesn't work out. People are always like, is this guy on steroids? Is that guy on steroids? I got some buddies who are just jacked. So I don't know. I think it's possible. You just get lucky that way. The way Dr. G's a healer, Andrew's just a jack dude. We do a two 12 minute circuit workouts with some heavy lifting and some assault bike and some pull-ups and cleans. And Andrew just smokes me just a beast. And it was just so fun working out with the guys. It's always such a great community experience. And you always work out harder when you're with other people. just pushes you then we had a nice business meeting like over the phone my wi-fi was a little wonky sorry about that it's two calls in a row with these people but they're cool great call and then we had a show at the improv that night the irvine improv you know our hometown

club tons of friends and family are there we had other other great comics on the show, Ruby Bachmeier and Chris Gardner, both of them so hilarious and such good hangs. We all had good sets. And then, you know, it just, it was just a special, special day. It was really, really fun front to back. And then there was a girl there who I'd grown up with who me and her got into a really bad fight when I was like 24. She like made fun of me in front of people about standup. And I took it really personally and I was pretty hard on her. I kind of like went like scorched earth and really like laid into her. And then I saw her like five years later at a bar and I was totally yacked out on Adderall, but it brought out the best in me. And I made a very sincere apology for that night. And then she ended up coming to the show and she said how much she

liked it. And I was so grateful to her for doing that and i felt so connected to her and we dm'd a little bit afterwards and just said you know she's living a great life and seems really happy and i was genuinely happy for her and i was like this is nice yeah it was just a on every level great wednesday saw my friend dina and her her kid it was it was awesome yeah good times it was fun that was a fun we were more relaxed this time too yeah like the first time we did it we were like it was scary it was scary yeah and it was still scary but it was more fun i feel like yeah i mean i i felt i had like food poisoning i felt like shit oh yeah you were playing hurt dude yeah and um and my girlfriend's like friends were there like front row too front row

they were sitting up front dude i could see him the whole time yeah but uh that made me a little bit more nervous but once he got on stage it's like the first time she came to a show i was much more i got in my head because i was i was so much more just like i was like do i acknowledge her do i like just do my stand and i like tried to do both which this time i was like i was like just focus on the comedy smart you don't need to like you know she just wants to watch you there and so that's why i did i just sort of of, you know, focused on the comedy. And it was much better. And it just turned out to be good. And it just sort of shows, you know, that people always say when you, like, feel sick,

but then you step on stage, you sort of forget it for, like, the time you're on stage. And then when you get off the stage, you feel it right again. But I was nervous that day, though. You had a great set. I was just, I was just like am I gonna like vomit

puke on stage you played hurt dude it was your Jordan flu game yeah this is cool yeah Chad what's your quote of the week my quote of the week comes from so I was at the players ball.

And I was leaving. And as I was leaving. This guy there. Looks at me very sincerely. Direct eye contact. And he goes. You have a good night player. And I was like. Dude. Fucking thank you and uh that was probably one of the greatest moments of my

life that's big just that that sort of validation from you know just because i was like kind of in my head a little bit i'm like i don't know then just this guy being like, you have a good night, player. I was like, oh, fuck, dude. I'm a player. That's awesome. Aaron, what's your quote of the week? I was trying to find some Gilbert Gottfried joke. It's hard to find. I mean, good that there's not a ton of material just written out online for someone else to take out of context or or

take credit for but i'm sure this i'm pretty sure this is a gilbert godfrey joke uh last night i was having dinner with charlotte manson and in the middle of dinner he turned to me he said is it hot in here or am i crazy yes my quote of the week i was listening to a clip of Rick Rubin on Lex Friedman's podcast and they were talking about this song uh hurt as covered by Johnny Cash and Rick Rubin says it's the best opening line in like music history it just goes I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. Just get straight to it. You're just in it after that. You are in it.

And you know this guy is coming at you raw and from a primal place of existence. So way to go. to go trent resner chad what's your phrase we forget resner yeah from 19 he wrote it i wrote the song really it's a cover it's a cover oh dude he's a beast yeah it's cool too i mean rick rubin talks about this but like you know like he wrote it when he was like 20 which is incredible yeah but like it's it's it's coming from a different place at 20 than johnny cash singing it at 70 with disease and death all around it's like this is it's got a lifetime behind it now hell yeah what's your phrase that we forget after oh um phrase that we forget after oh um oh you like the way i present my coif wait till you see my pubes oh hell yeah dude

oh hell yeah aaron play on player dude dude where is this Aaron? Play on, play on. Dude. Where is this? Dude, my phrase I'm going to be forgetting after it, I started reading Hunter Biden's book. What's it called? Beautiful Dreams?

Beautiful Things. What? Do you want to know why? Yeah. No, because if I say why, it'll undercut. It's like very like okay it's like you know sad um it's it's a i'm like only 20 pages in i i read it to make fun of it because i want to do a bit about hunter biden how i relate to him because i think we have the same self-loathing in our eyes and this like privileged quest for meaning that you know we'll destroy everything in our path to get there. But I'm actually really moved by it.

It's very, very sweet. It is also interesting to read a book about a guy who is super well-educated and knows all the words, but clearly has the brain of kind of an idiot. You know what I mean? He'll have Latin phrases in here and obscure references to old poetry and literature. And you're like, but you're an idiot.

And this really moved me. He talks about his brother, Bo. And he said, while we were adults, as much as almost, while we argued as adults, almost as much as we laughed, we never ended a conversation without one of us saying, I love you. And the other responding, I love you too. And I was already, I started crying. I was five pages in.

I was like i i love that man um so uh yeah i think uh my phrase will be forgetting afterwards i love you too nice yeah well guys good pod let's go good hang i'm making acai bowl i've been i've been on them a lot lately i've been doing acai shakes I've been on them a lot lately I've been doing Acai shakes I'm all about it baby Stokers keep writing those reviews Check out our Patreon

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