Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 258 - Chad and JT (Kimmel, Las Vegas, Hawaii)

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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manscaped clear out the leaves and it's your tree trunks time to shine mom slash go deep all right let's start the show. Population. Like some people think we should have less people, some people think we should have more. Yeah. I think that's really interesting. It seems logical that we should have less people right i think that's most of the philosophies i've encountered in that area that's what they say like uh thomas mouth is he would say like natural disaster and pandemic was the earth's way as like

a quasi-sentient being of uh clearing out the herd a little bit yeah yeah but uh yeah i'm not quite sure i don't know that's beyond my pay grade yeah what do you think well it seems natural it seems are we recording oh we're recording have you been recording the whole time just the last 40 seconds oh so let's see we're talking yeah um hey what's up guys uh well that's the thing is like it seems natural that less people it sounds sick i would like to have less people around less traffic uh less competitive prices to like nfl games and stuff like that you know what what I mean? But then Elon Musk is always saying... Less hotties, though. What's up?

Less hotties. Dude, yeah. Less smokes. Yeah, that's true. That's crazy to think about. Less hot people. It's kind of like when you go to... Like, my first high school had 1,800 kids.

And you're like, whoa, this is like... It feels like a million. But then by the end of year two, you're like, I kind kind of know everybody here it'd be nice to have some new blood dude totally well that's the thing was like i remember in middle school i'm gonna do a private school not to flex um but uh yeah just being honest and uh the whole consensus the whole time was like dude at public school that's where the hot chicks are. Grass is always greener. Yeah, because it was bigger population. Samesies. We were at St. Ann's and we'd always be like, dude, Miguel, it's just everyone's hot.

Yeah, that's the thing. It's like they were hotter. You could get a hand job if you went to public school. A hand job at private middle school was not tough to come by there's always one guy who was getting them dude yeah for me it was zach me it was hunter dude good names yeah cool guys their parents knew what they were doing i was talking about kids names and stuff i like the name zach it's a cool name that's a cool name then zach's a cool name. And Zach Morris. I think it's been kind of like culturally embedded that that's the name of a cool person. Yeah.

Anyways. I think Sebastian. Sebastian. That's the thing. For me, Sebastian, Elliot. Too rich kitty. Well, that's the thing is like they could go either way. It could be really cool or they could be kind of like uh

nerdy yeah like kind of prissy yeah they're either that's the word prissy they're either suave or they're prissy that's kind of the the run of it well that's just up to the parent though to to you know parent the fuck out of that kid yeah make sure keep an eye on it yeah like you know the way they like mark your height at the wall as you grow they should be marking your coolness dude yeah my parents did that they knew it was up yeah their values were in line so you think less people i mean that just seems logic logic logically that seems right to me but then i guess the whole argument with like elon musk or whatever is that like the supply chain or whatever the labor force would break down and a lot of people say it's like disaster like declining population is disaster and then

there's like countries with a declining population with like japan yeah boning crisis yeah boning crisis and they're screwed because all their old people are dying off they don't have a lot of replacements coming through so and most wars just turn into like like human resources battles like who has more people that they can throw into the meat grinder right if you don't have a lot of bodies you kind of run through all the willing fighting folk pretty quickly yeah and i guess the main argument is like if you're pro less people you got to be pro you kind of run through all the willing fighting folk pretty quickly. Yeah. And I guess the main argument is like, if you're pro less people,

you gotta be pro bot. You know what I mean? I've been thinking about that. The bots, dude. Yeah. I'm going to show a lot of empathy and compassion to the bots. I'm not going to treat them as foe.

I'd be super polite to them. Yeah. They're homies off the jump. Yeah. Even the bots that blow you is that already happening yeah yeah whoa um yeah there's bots that i think even before they started making bots that make cars they made bots that blow you smart that makes sense in terms of what humans are looking for transpo falls behind satisfaction of the sexual nature i mean you got to get blown before you drive i flipped that one by a decade

because i started driving at 12 i mean that's that's something i've been you know we've been preaching for like 10 years it's like we need the time to get a driver's license like after you get blown so you got a reason to drive your dad's like where are you going you're like you know what i'm doing i know yeah because i would drive when i was like 16 i hadn't been blown yet you know and uh it's like my dad would be like where are you going i'd be like i would say exactly that like you know i'm going he's like no i don. You haven't been blown. And I tried to lie to him, but you can't lie to your dad about that. Now they can tell.

They can just see it in your frame. I'm like, I'm just going to AM, PM to get like a frosty. It's like your shoulders are a bit too tense. Yeah. Dude, we had a crazy couple weeks, huh? It's been wild. Dude, we had traveling all... Dude, road dog life.

We've been across the country twice over. Across the country? We're about to go across the country again tomorrow. Oh, yeah, we're going to New York tomorrow. Yeah. Doing Seth Meyers with Bernie Sanders. With Bernie Sanders and Sophia Franklin's pod. Nice.

Yeah, we're getting into the other side of the Call Her Daddy universe. And then we're coming back to LA, and then we're going to Talladega. We're crossing the country again. Yeah, we're going to the race out there. We're going to do a video on cruise, how important cruise are. Yeah, we went to North Carolina, South Carolina. Brought the boys with us. We had Strider and Joe.

They're the best. Youought the boys with us. We had Strider and Joe. They're the best. Dude, so you were on a different flight. I get to the airport, missed the bag check-in. I always check a bag because I put weed in it.

And then, they're like, I'm there 43 minutes to spare. I thought the cutoff was 40 minutes. I'm like, they won't let me

check my bag. She's like, you missed it. With like, pleasure in her voice. And I'm like, what? I didn't miss it. She's like, you missed it. I'm like, well, is there somewhere I can, because you were coming later. I was like, is there a way let me check my bag she's like you missed it with like pleasure in her voice and i'm like what i didn't miss it she's like you missed it i'm like well is there somewhere i can

because you were coming later i was like is there a way i can get my bag to my homie so he can check it for me she's like no i'm like well then i'm gonna miss my flight and she looks at me dead and she goes you did miss your flight i was like you motherfucker i was like it's on so then i ran into the bathroom downstairs at the terminal found a trash bag that had like four used paper towels and i was like that's not bad threw those out and just dumped all my clothes into a trash bag left my luggage yeah made the flight and then we did i mean you as we were traveling the whole time we'd be leaving it because you know is we did a different place each night so different hotel each night you'd come in with your trash bag clear too so you could just see my boxers just like straight through and how'd you get the bag dude this is the best part

did you already explain that what how you got the trash bag yeah i just ran into the bathroom oh yeah i said that okay yeah grabbed it out of the yeah just to reiterate because that's the best part that's that's really sort of inventive thinking on your part no i wasn't taking no for an answer yeah dude i'm bombing it through the airport running with a trash bag i was carrying my shoes because i didn't want to waste time putting them back on after security yeah but then a guy is like hey are you jt parr i was like yeah stopped gave a quick shock and then kept running made it onto the flight and then dude it's so funny because like i just don't know geography that well so we land in charlotte and then we're going to greensboro next in north carolina so i booked us a connecting flight we get on the plane

they're like this will be a 17 minute flight dude it was literally an hour and a half drive but i booked a flight we flew at 9 000 feet like i was like i could jump out of this plane and stomp the landing and it was the most ridiculous kind of uh itinerary ever but it was fun because i don't think i'll ever go on a commercial flight that short again and joe's giving you shit right joe's talking shit the whole time like why did you do this you're an idiot yeah so then we're in we're in greensboro which is like a small town we we do our show and then we go play pool which was fun you guys kicked our asses yeah yeah i kept scratching on the fucking eight ball but i well even we kicked your asses you were kicking our asses i was we we we would win on a we won on a

fluke two times i know it's frustrating for me because i really like playing pool and i was like god damn it yeah i didn't know you're such a prodigious pool player i used to play a lot my dad used to take me to pool halls and stuff and let me play adults which was always fun and i had my own stick like i brought in a little case and i'd screw it like roll it to make sure it was like you know not tilted or anything and then and then we yeah we go to waffle house sorry go ahead oh go ahead i'm just gonna talk about my flight oh go go uh so well air travel's so chill now that i got well i had a connecting flight in chicago and we land in america i was on american airlines and they're like we land and i had a connecting

flight in about 40 minutes 35 and we get there and the pilot's like dudes we don't have a gate it's been happening all the time we're gonna sit here for 40 minutes and everyone's he's like how many people in here can have connections everyone raises their hands we all missed our connections because they didn't have a gate we were were like, I can see the plane. I'm like, can you just let me off here? This is like right there. I'll just fucking walk on the little thing. So I do a different transfer to LaGuardia.

That's my mom. We do a different transfer to LaGuardia. First off, I get to the plane to go to LaGuardia. And it's like leaving in five minutes. And I'm like, hey, I'm on this flight. She's like, I don't know you. I don't know who you are. And I'm like, she's like, you're not checked in.

I'm like, well, I just transferred it. Like, you guys just fucked up the gate situation. I'm here now. And she's like, well, it's full. Can't let you on. And I was like, I just i was like i just stood there i just stood there and then uh finally she's like all right give me your id i get on the plane it's half full she lied then i get to la guardia and we get on the plane and we're like waiting for like an hour and um they're like dude it's raining

and we're like yeah no i can't go and so we get off the plane they cancel the flight and i'm like to the people like we're already i'm like can you like put me in a hotel or something for the night they're like no i'm like why not they're like it's raining and i was like respect i'm like so where should i sleep they're like well the floor is right there and so i slept on the floor that was you were a beast i mean because you came in the next day and you were like you had like the worst day and a half of travel ever but you were like yeah i'm in a good mood i was like fucking hey man that was it's it almost is it's like i'm pretty positive person but you and and Strider are so positive.

Like the first night in Greensboro, the club was kind of like, it was nice. It was great. And I had a good time. But it was like run down a little bit. It looked like a bowling alley. Yeah. And the green room was like a storage closet. And I'm in there and I'm like, this isn't like an ideal.

It's not like what I picture when i see us on the road you know and then uh i'm i'm having these like negative thoughts and then uh right as i'm having them strider just goes is this not fucking paradise i'm like i'm like you know what dude quit being such an excellent human being yeah strider's so good at that. He's like, bro, we're living the dream. He's always reminding us, which is really nice. Yeah. And then, but then he had to the Joe thing, complaining about it. Where the whole trip, he's just like, God, you fucked this up.

Why'd you book this flight? Dumb. And then he's not wrong. But then after our show, we played pool, went drinking. Then we went to Waffle House, which is the best and uh it was so sweet we walk in there just the way that people in smaller towns like look out for strangers is really life-affirming like we walk in and a lady who doesn't work there but it's friends with the lady who works there brings us our menus and tells us to have a nice night like she just volunteers to help it was so sweet and then we get our food and joe's just just grilling me on like because i booked everything so last

second he's like you do this yet did you do this and like i'm like no suck and then i go joe you're doing it you're in charge now i was like i'll give you like everyone's information um the clubs will pay for it but you book everything. And then he was like, okay. And then five minutes later, he's like, I'm not doing it. I was like, all right, well, then you're not allowed to. You can't bitch at me about it, bro. Yeah, I mean, he.

Just so funny, man. He's hilarious. His outfits are great, too. Yeah, he loves that collared shirt he's got. That that he bought at like revolver or something yeah he's got a collared shirt i don't know he's just um he's funny because he's like he's such a if you don't know joe you know you're around him you're like dude are you okay yeah great you're like oh okay you have to like be around him just sort of because if you're not if you don't know him and you're around him sometimes you'll be like man is this guy just fucking

is he the most unhappy guy i've ever met and he's he's doing fine no he's happy yeah that's how he communicates we're just like yelling at each other he had great sets everyone had good sets yeah it's fun then we went to charlotte which is great town super cool charlotte's cool i like charlotte a lot i mean that that audience was i mean they're all great audiences but that charlotte audience was probably like probably one of the better audiences we've ever had they were ripping and that club's really nice and super well run like everyone was really cool and then very kind of underground feel with like that low ceiling you know it's kind of like the sound reverberates off the walls and when we came in normally there's like a back entrance for the performers and we just see six black dudes throwing dice yeah on the back and i'm like hey man do you know where the artist entry is what

did the guy say to us he was such a character uh yeah he's talking about cameos that you guys on cameo you know cameo and i think charlie's like yeah i am he's like he's talking about some other app he's like you need to download a fucking i forget the name but i couldn't tell if he worked there and then i was like do you guys know where the green room is like yeah i'll show you i was like do you work here and he was he was like i guess and then he just like led us through the back and got us in there and uh and then the show was great but there was one blonde lady at the front who was being like super obnoxious she was talking to her and everybody sets it really bugs me when people do that although it is funny that like our whole thing is that we like bum rush people with cameras

and i'm like well i'm kind of the worst uh ambassador for this because like literally what i do is is like kind of surprise people and encroach on them so but she was encroaching on the show and and she wasn't listening to security so finally i was like you gotta leave and she was so mad but i got such sadistic joy out of it she's like why do I have to go? I was like, you're drunk. You're talking too much. You got to go.

She's like, no, no. I love you guys. And I was like, we love you too, but it's just not the right night. And she processed that and was like, I want my money back. And I said, no shot. Like, it don't work that way. Well, she was leaving during during my set they were like kicking her out and i was like addressing her but then they were like kicking they were like kick actively

kicking her out and i was in the middle of a joke i was like i guess i should just finish the joke it's a tough call to make yeah i just tried blaze through the joke and then I addressed it afterwards but I was like her walking out is not getting in the way of me telling my joke yeah no that's the professional call to make and I think it was the attitude of the show

and we met we met everybody they were all nice then we drove to Greenville South Carolina what a cute town ah dude it's amazing South carolina is amazing it's it's such a uh yeah it seemed like uh you know it was it was a great christmas town yeah it felt like christmas the way they do the lights on the main street and stuff like that i love a good christmas and they had running water going through they got a river yeah that was really nice you could like have a family there and spend the holidays there and just be like this is it we all said that at dinner afterwards

we're like we should all move here and start families here i think i think we all knew that south carolina is the spot it has that kind of vibe to it and it was funny too just doing oftentimes i'll go party with stokers after the show but i had no energy for that this trip i was i was just beat. I felt bad during the Q&As. You guys were all so good at it. I was kind of like, I would just smoke a lot of weed and kind of plow ahead. Right, right, right.

And then one guy came up to me and was like, how baked are you right now? I was like, I'm really baked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was funny because our audience is pretty youngish. What do you say? It's mostly like 24 year olds probably. Yeah.

24, 25. Yeah. I would need like a, after we were done with everything, I'd be like, can we go to a bar that's like all 50 year olds? Yeah. I think that'll calm me a little bit. Right. It's a lot of stimulation.

The best kind. It's fucking amazing. Yeah. It's fun being on the road. The best kind. It's fucking amazing. Yeah. It's fun being on the road.

It makes me... I always fall in love with stand-up even more. Yeah, I was into... And then we went to... Dude, we had Kimmel. My biggest thing is with those late night appearances is I can't sleep the night before. Mm-hmm. And like Ellen, I could not sleep that's

the thing is like um that's like for me that people like what are you nervous about i'm like sleeping it's like not being out there it's sleeping like the night before if i can sleep the night before huge w i feel great although i didn't sleep before ellen it went fine so uh but this time before Kimmel, uh, I just took, I took this thing called Trazodone, just tranquilized myself.

Oh yeah. And I took a Tylenol PM on top of that. Cause I, I did. Well, you went hard in the paint. I did go hard in the paint because I took the Trazodone. I was like,

okay, Trazodone is going to knock me out. I go to sleep at 1030, wake up at 1130 and wake up. Fuck. Heart starts pounding. And'm like oh shit oh shit and i fall back sleep fall wake back up at like 12 50 and i'm like god damn it you know because that's the worst when you get like an hour and then you can't fall back asleep dude i was i had

it and then um but at 12 30 i took Tylenol PM. I was like, you know what? Let's just overload on this shit. And I woke up at like 7. I was like, thank fucking God. But now we have Seth Meyers coming up on Monday. Monday, a couple days from it. Saturday. Yeah, but we just came back from Hawaii. But luckily we had last night and tonight to get adjusted to this time change and then we're going three hours ahead so that's going to be an interesting thing

of like i'm gonna need to take a lot of i'm gonna have to do i have to do the same combo for sure yeah if you got something that works for you well yeah because then after south carolina we went to las vegas for two days i totally forgot about las vegas and then jay came with us and then we shot a video out there we have a new movement stoker croak basically our boy froder passed away from never partying uh just too much stress in his life always on the hustle always on the grind and it got to him and he had a cerebral anal out uh what is it a cerebral analism something happens in your brain and uh yes now we have the stoker croak movement where you got to go party a couple times a year to clear the hopper yeah so we were performing at a music festival that was so fun and the crowd was amazing yeah that was so fun we did like a ted a bill and

ted talk and that was really fun and then we did our podcast it's funny too because like one dude the dudes in the audience were like they're like dude can you be too stoked and we're like i don't think so what do you mean by too stoked he's like i blocked out yesterday i have stitches and bruises and so we came into the crowd and looked at him like dude he was fucked his whole arm was purple yeah and then he had such fresh stitches in his head like it was like the blood was still like kind of a vivid red and i was like yeah you might be too stoked dog you hate to you hate to come down on someone who's too stoked. And he was Edward 40 hands.

And he had like two, he was double fisting. I was like, this dude, this dude rages. But the festival vibes are so incredible. Cause like everyone's in such a good mood. It's so positive.

It's so positive. I didn't drink at all. And like, I, uh, I felt great. I almost like being sober. There was felt better than

getting fucked up i was really pumped on you it was the hardest i've seen you party yeah like totally so yeah you know i i was i loved it because whenever i whenever i get hammered or whatever it's like the first hour or two is fun but then it starts creeping in my head i'm like oh man tomorrow's gonna suck like the recovery's gonna be but if you're just like if you're just cruising you're just sober having a good time it's like you're like i'm sober now and also tomorrow's not gonna be bad that's the best part is that you don't have to pay a price for it on the back end that's how much we've been traveling i totally forgot we went to vegas it was fun we saw lord we saw the gorillas i didn't know the gorillas were a band i thought they were all djs and they're an incredible live band like really powerful is damon albarn is that his name damon

um he's a good front man he's really good front man he's so yeah he's cool that was one of the best bands i've ever seen they were amazing they're so uh they're so inventive and creative yeah i had no idea what to expect because i just saw like the cartoons of them um but uh did they like reveal themselves like 10 years ago or something probably this sounds about right because i heard they used to perform with just like cartoon like a screen like from the music videos yeah that's what i figured we were gonna get too i thought it'd be a little less like uh personable but they were front and center and they jam they were really yeah their songs are perfect for that kind of atmosphere yeah it was fun there's one guy who uh the lead singer like started singing to him he would go into the crowd

and he like grabbed this guy's face the guy was he looked like he was on molly or something he just he's like so in love and he's oh like his best moment is like oh and like i was trying to think how i would react if like the lead singer was like grab my face and was singing to me i would be so awkward i'd be like because you're like looking away from them yeah i'd be on screen i'd be like i'd be like you know give me a thumbs up dude i would not i would not be able to get into the moment i feel so weird dude totally how would you react me yeah i'd lock eyes i'd just be like staring as hard into him as he was in me it'd look it'd be too much on camera you'd be like bro

there's people watching i'd be like i love hard eye contact i'd be it'd be what i've always wanted yeah just eye contact with a bunch of people watching it. That was really fun. And then, yeah, we came home, had like a night or two, came home Sunday and then we did Kimmel on Tuesday. That was so fun. You go in there, you walk through their corridor and it's like, you see the guests he's had.

It's like Julia Roberts and Barack Obama. And you're like, oh shit. Yeah. And the green room was really fun my buddy joe p came joe pelzon missed his bachelor party it's ongoing today because we've just been traveling so much but he's the best he's such a soothing presence he looked great he had a sharp outfit on he's the best dude and then the best guy to come sorry the best guy to join along on those yeah he's the best the best guy to come sorry the best guy to join along on those yeah he's we've only

we brought Joe to Ellen and now Joe Joe's are good for appearances yeah you gotta bring a Joe if you ever do a late night show or anything

big like that bring a Joe um don't bring a Tanner no we've done that before that's a wild card no

and then do the makeup lady. Did you get that thing? The Japanese vibrating thing? That was incredible. Yeah, it brings down inflammation. Relaxing as fuck, too. She's just rubbing that shit on my face.

She's like, it's a little like new agey and like, who knows? Maybe it's pseudoscience. I was like, man, I'll try anything. Yeah. And she put it on my face. I was like, oh. Yeah. And I think it was like, it has the aesthetic benefit which is you

know a little hard for me to pick up but just the sensory experience of it i felt so good afterwards i was like i want that on my face at all times it did vibrate my face then we yeah we ran our our stuff and then we went out there it was really fun it's so surreal being out there because the set's smaller than you think like it feels like if on tv it just reads it's so much bigger and while we're sitting there i was just like i was looking at jimmy killen i was like well his head's huge dude he has a huge head he does that's part of being a good talk show yeah yeah he's got a huge head and uh i remember when he first started talking to us i was looking at him as i i was i think we were pretty locked in but i was nervous at first when he's just like talking to you when you're just sitting there you're like it's it's so like having

a the whole thing of like having an audience just watch you talk to someone it's like a really weird feeling until they until you get into it until you feel like they're like into it as well. Yeah. It's because you gotta, you gotta be connected to them, but then you also, it's a live performance. You gotta be connected to the audience too.

So you kind of pitch back and forth between who you're, who you're thrown into. Yeah. It's so fun though. It was, that was a real, Joe was talking about it when we came off. Yeah.

Cause it's only eight minutes too. It's crazy. Your, your brain is preparing for this thing. Like it's like. It flies by. The Super Bowl. And then you're done in a flash.

Yeah. And then you come back into the green room and all of our, like Luke and Luke and Kara and Jordan and Tess and Lewis, who are like all the people who help us get on shows like that, were there. And then, but Joe is saying like how you and me were just like, we had so much energy after we came off that we just kept moving around and hitting our hands and being like, you kind of, it's a huge high. And you sort of don't know what to do with yourself after.

Yeah, totally. And also, it goes by so quick where he's like all right that's that's all the time we have and you're like did you just cut this short like that was like 15 minutes dog yeah eight minutes eight minutes is uh yeah kim was a good good guy and then he was really nice then we went to hawaii the next day it was great uh kennedy came she's the best she's the best we had some macadamia crested fish that was delicious and then this was huge i had a great day we got there the day before our show we just chilled got dinner us and then uh i went to food land my favorite grocery store in the world the one at a aloha market although some of the loks told me the one on north shore is better

i'm fiending to check that out and we're walking or the the club the comedy club was in the hotel i come downstairs i'm walking in the front the guy who worked there was such a ledge he was so nice um and i'm like i go through here he's like yeah and then my stepdad greg just walks outside i'm like what one of the most like more surreal than like kimmel i just look i'm like what i felt like i was dreaming i was like what and greg's like what's up man i'm like the fuck are you doing here and i guess him and my mom had a trip to hawaii plane at the same time and they coordinated with like with like my brother and and my dad and like my girlfriend and like they were they all knew about it which was so sweet and and then greg's just like yeah your mom came she surprised you she's gonna be at the show and then my mom who is the most hilarious and big personality in the

world she just starts having a ball the show is so fun and she was just having a ball during it like she was like speaking out during my set and i get like a little bit kiddish i'm like mom shut up but she's always hilarious yeah and so we do the show i'm like so i feel so loved that my mom's there and then we're doing that we do a q a after the show and i'm just standing up there and i look to my left my mom just has her hand out being like bring me on stage and at first i'm like no no no no no and then but the crowd's like they all know her from the show they're like no let her up let her up let her up all right all right so i bring my mom up she just grabs the microphone she goes i just want to tell everyone that i am so so proud of my son and of chad and i love these boys

so so much so you can't be mad at her because it's like she's just only ever saying nice things she's always so additive at the shows no she crushes that's the thing and then we do the we do a meet and greet afterwards in a gift shop and there's like a line and my mom's just pretty blasted yeah and she's just grabbing people at a line and she's like i'm so proud of them i'm so here come meet them and she's having grabbing people at a line. And she's like, I'm so proud of them. I'm so proud. Come meet them. And she's having people skip the line. And I'm like, mom, mom, there's a line. All right. This guy's waiting.

You can't just have people skip the line. She's like, John Thomas, I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. She gave me a bunch of bags, too, from the venue. She's like, take these bags. She bought like 20 of those things. She's like, this is for Chris, Becca, Elizabeth, JT, Kennedy, and you. From memories.

From memories. Take these. Yeah. And then. I took like five of those fuckers home. Yeah. She made a joke to my, to Kennedy. She's like, she's like, she's like, Chad, you need to tell Kennedy.

Kennedy was right there. You need to tell Kennedy to lose weight. Because, and at first we didn't get that she's being like the opposite of like she's so skinny that like it's like and i was like i was really sweet yeah she's ripping ironic bits yeah um you need to tell to lose weight yeah that was wild just seeing her there was such a such a surprise and such a loving one i was i was really psyched that was fun and crowd was good there there was one dude who was just like bombed in the audience just screaming out he was pretty hilarious barrier

bros elliott yeah he was funny and uh he's like, dude! What up, dude? In the middle of my set, I'm like, what's up, dog? I'm like, why'd you move to Hawaii? He's like, the waves and the crew! And I'm like, well, how are the waves? He goes, cherry. And then he wouldn't stop talking, so I kind of made fun of him for a second.

I was like, dude, you got to shut up, bro. And he goes, he just takes a beat. He goes, feelings hurt. Oh, he did? He said it like an alien that had just like first, like the first time they got their feelings hurt and like learned a language. He was like, it was so pure.

He just went, feelings hurt. They, dude, it's fun talking to locals at Hawaii, especially the transplants, you know, because you're like, how long you been here been here 10 years how'd you decide to move out here well i came out here to visit i'm still here they all seem really happy about the choice that is how everyone like our waitress when we the first night like same thing she's just like i just it's you know they move there for the lifestyle and yeah it is very appealing yeah i came here for the tan i just never left i i just i need to travel more next time i'm there and try to get away from the yeah i want to go to north

shore kawaii sounds really cool that's where your mom is right now i've been to Maui a lot Big Island's cool Yeah, I want to go to the North Shore like I never really I spent like a day there before I know I was we We were I was candy I were gonna go for like a few days and we're gonna go travel up there But then we had we had Kimmel come up and then Seth Meyers come up so we just never have we can only spend a day there Props to her too for just coming out for we flew five hours there spent a day and then five hours back

see ya now we're back here yeah we're here for just another day or two and then then we get a nice break we get to chill Kevin and I are doing a Call of Duty bag-a-thon today. Oh, really?

Yeah. I just thought, I was like, this is our one day before going to New York. I'm like, I'm just going to relax and just tee back some strangers. That's sort of my release. So that'll be nice. And then Putin. What's going on with Putin do he do something else I guess he's threatening more nukes dude

yeah he's gotta do that shit talk tough I'm like dude what is this 1985 it's hard to have like a problem like that where it's totally unresolvable and you're just like I guess I just like vote a certain way

and other than that what can I do yeah part of you is like yeah if we get here you know can you imagine waking up and be like you wake up after you threaten nuclear war you wake up and you're like i guess if you're that guy you have to wake up and be like there's no questioning no you're like that was the right move yeah you got to be confident you wake up and you're like on your morning walk you're like that was the right move yeah you got to be confident you wake up and you're like on your morning walk you're like what's up frank or he's probably reading like

ryan holiday yeah he's like stillness i just need some stillness yeah i need some stillness what's up vladimir um do you i heard in this book that i'm reading is interesting uh i guess in russia where they have like a little bit more of a scarcity mindset on who wants to be a millionaire when you know there's the when you get jammed up you can do that ask our audience lifeline i guess in russia they don't really trust strangers and they don't want to just have you get things because i could they feel and you know every culture has its own strengths and weaknesses with everything it's no judgment but like they just don't trust a stranger especially to get so much money because they're like well that could be coming out of my

pile so in russia when you ask the audience they'll more often than not give you the wrong answer because they want you to lose really yeah interesting Yeah. Interesting. It's like low stranger trust there. Yeah. And I guess in Western cultures, we trust strangers more implicitly because we believe in our institutions. But we trust like our kin less. Our kin, really? Yeah, we're less like village oriented in terms of our faith. We go more big and abstract with it. then do russians trust their kin more

yeah like so in in more like uh so weird means like western educated industrialized like something i forget what the whole thing is but yeah they trust their kin and they have more obligation to them so like if you're like this is separate from russia but like in a in a more like rural kind of society like kinship obligation is huge like if someone fucks up someone in your family like you are duty bound to go fuck up someone in their family like you just kind of you self-police it more whereas which i guess people kind of understand but like here it's like no we're like we have faith in these bigger apparatuses that they'll take care of it interesting but in russia they're like i'm not giving this fucker money and if he takes money from me i get

it back and i bring it to my family and everyone's like that's a good person which do you think is better uh probably a blend of both yeah because i'd like to be to be highly loyal to my immediate people. But then what the book, I guess, says is that for society to really advance, you need people to believe in the bigger things. So you need some of that. That's why we've become so prosperous is because we were all able to kind of divorce a little bit from that and be like, no, no, no. It's all about the bigger stuff. And that's where you get the innovation and the innovation and the and the security but i don't know

should we answer some cues what's up stokers it's me just uh hanging out wearing my cream colored pants um man life's a trip you know you're on this blue ball spinning around and you're just sort of like you know some days you wake up and you're like i hate my t-shirts and then other days you wake up and you're like why am i here? Things change. But you know what stays constant? Stoke. What up, dudes? I'm interrupting this podcast letting you know once again

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voldemort i'm the last old crocs do you think they told him to amp up the bridge I'm the last old crocs. Do you think they told them to amp up the British? I'm the last whole crocs. Yeah, it always works. If it's fantasy, you go British. You know when they're looking at each other? Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

It probably takes the... In a good way It probably takes the scariness out of it a little bit If it's in that accent Harry are you mad? Are you gonna go to the Forrest? I'm the last horcrux

Brilliant Hey chat and JT what up council Brilliant. Brilliant. Hey, Chad and JT, what up, council? Finally, firstly, I just want to say I love listening to your podcast. They always make my day and help me get through long drives. My boyfriend is also a big fan of you guys and actually introduced me to you. Secondly, here's my question for you. So I've been dating my boyfriend for around seven months now,

and I like him a lot, but he has a habit of pulling really stinky farts that burn my nose and pull the bed sheet covers over both of us and refer to this as a dutch oven i can't stand the stink it was wondering if you have any advice for getting me out of this stinky situation he's perfect in every other way he's kind gentle loving but this is one thing he does which bothers me what should i do i think you gotta fart back i guess that would that would stop me in my tracks that's what came to mind yeah you gotta fight fire with fire but here's the thing though

he might like it and he might come back with more fire oh dude I did that thing I didn't want to do I'm judging it I'm judging people who like farting yeah I think judging from him I think he might like it. Yeah, I think you got to just break up with him.

He sounds like a good dude, but people are who they are. You can't change them. Find you another nice fellow who doesn't like to fart. It's going to be tough, but we're out there, guys who don't like to uh fart it's gonna be tough but we're out there guys who don't like to fart that much yeah much pleasure out of it i think uh you know i think you just gotta scar him a little bit you know next time he gives you a dutch oven you pepper spray him hit him yeah hit him yeah and so every time he thinks to do that he'll think of the pepper in his eyes i uh he might like that that i would actually be into that you'd be yeah i'd be into the pepper spray in the eyes you're my lady i am a freak like that i would like that whoa if my girlfriend

pepper sprayed me like right before we had sex i'd be turned up you had like the red all over your eyes oh you fucking asshole i can't believe you fucking did that come here come here you fucking bitch oh fuck that feels fucking awful and then i guide my dick and i can't see yeah i'll be reaching around trying to find it and shit where the fuck are you where the fuck are you get over here i can't believe you fucking pepper sprayed me. Oh, fuck. I can't even see right now. Oh, my God. You fucking psycho bitch.

God, my snot's running. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh. Yeah, you're fine. All right, guide me to the bathroom. I need to pee.

Yeah, let's go. I'm going to get an infection in my balls. What up, fellas? Long time listener, first time writer. First off, I want to say how fired up on the show I am. I feel like a proud parent watching it with my roommates. I'm a 20-year-old dude in my last year of college. I've had four serious attempts at love, and I'm really curious about one thing. How do you know if you're being too picky in a relationship or if you're not meant to be together? I always seem to find myself getting turned off by various things my partner

does. Is this just part of being in a relationship for a long time? I'm worried that i need to lower my bar of what love really is am i jumping into these things too quickly and just get to know the person more before committing to being in a relationship with them curious to see what you guys have to say um i think i think i have two two parts to this i feel like you know when you when you if it's really special and you i think you can feel it when you like meet someone and you just like and you just know deep down you're like now this is like this is profound this is something that i've been looking for that people search for in life that i have something special here and then i think you know so that when um if you're and then if you're with someone for a while I think when those things that I know you do come up you're able to um unless they really

upset you I think you're able to sort of think to yourself this is like the person I've chosen and I'm and I'm willing to overlook you know some of these things that might annoy me a little bit, unless it's like something they need to bring up and talk to them about. But I think it's like, once you find something special, you make that choice and you sort of like, or like, uh,

it's just sort of like a thing where it's like, it's like, no, I made the choice. Um, he made Dutch oven me, but you know i'm gonna pepper spray him and uh yeah i think yeah no i think that's right i think too like when you really i mean he's young as fuck too like you're just figuring out what your like needs are and what your preferences

are and what is a need versus a preference like because no one's gonna check all your preferences but i think you yeah i think i agree with you you know you really like someone when stuff they do that might ordinarily turn you off doesn't with them exactly where you're like you're like you kind of instead of being like you're like ah yeah it kind of charms you in a way yeah and not every time but you know by and large you find their idiosyncrasies to be uh more of what makes them special totally and you're so young man i think you seem like you're i think it's good you've had already four attempts at love because i think you're you're gaining data on what you need and want.

I don't, I don't think there's any rush. I would keep doing what you're doing and you're asking yourself good questions. Like, am I doing too much of this? Am I doing too much of that? Like you're being mindful,

which is huge. Cause then you'll actually be, you'll be aware of the data, but I wouldn't, at this point, I don't think you've made like a mistake like you're just figuring it out where everyone's on that journey of like looking and and uh yeah if you know it's not right then that's good to to you know you're you're wasting their time if you stay with them so Yeah, Trisha. Yeah.

Hey, guys. So my boyfriend and I have been dating for two years. Whenever he gets too drunk, he always insists he isn't that drunk and keeps drinking more and more and gets mad at me when I ask him to slow down because he will later get very sick. And I can always tell when he's hit that point of having enough drinks that he will later throw up.

When I ask him to slow down, he says I'm controlling, even though I am just worried about him getting sick later. He ends up screaming at me, saying a bunch of hurtful things and breaking things in a drunk rage. He gets so mad that he hits a few huge bowls to calm down, which immediately makes him puke. After he throws up everywhere and I clean it up, he then says sorry and always feels bad the next day. We're talking about getting married and he told our friends last night that we're going to get married next year. I love him him but i can't deal with the drunk rage and the puking how do i get him to slow down when he gets like this to clarify this happens about once a month

i am not dating a raging alcoholic thanks and advice thanks thanks in advance for the advice i'm choosing to remain anonymous by the way um yeah when i'm glad she clarified at the end it's like once a month and not um yeah when I'm glad she clarified that at the end it's like once a month and not

like every weekend because that would be a huge issue um I think the fact that he uh he reacts that way is

is a little concerning uh that he says hurtful things and breaks shit yeah uh I think uh

I think that's something that you guys really need to sort out before you get married yeah that scares me a little bit when she says she's gonna marry this dude because i'm like people kind of he could almost be doing that too i mean i think he probably is in love with her and wants to marry her yeah but it's almost like he could be thinking like all right well i'm a piece of shit but i'll make it up to her by committing and being solid on that front yeah and i if i were you i'd be i think this would be something i need him to get figured out before we take that step because even once a month uh like in my age, if someone does that once, you're kind of like, whoa, reassess time.

If this is perpetual behavior and he can't see that it's a pattern and it's one that he needs to fix up, it doesn't bode well for when like life gets more pressurized and you guys have like bills together and like a family and like a house and like you know he's he'll get more mature in some ways but i would need evidence that this thing's going away yeah i think he's got a um i mean i feel like oftentimes too when people get hammered and behave that way and it's consistent there's something something's not right yeah what's he not addressing that's making him act up like this yeah and then to uh i mean just that the way she was describing it too of like of like it's like a pattern every time he like yells at

her says hurtful things then he smokes bowls to calm down then he pukes and then she cleans it up she cleans it up that sound to me it sounded abusive yeah uh and she's in a caretaker role where she has to like yeah she doesn't deserve she cleans it up like he should be fucking if i were him and i did that to my girlfriend once i'd be like all right i'm not boozing anymore i sayonara i acted me and my gal got into a not even a bad one but we got into a little squabble when i was on mushrooms i was like okay i need to take a break from mushroom like you kind of lose your privileges yeah yeah these things are privileges and if you can't handle it then yeah you got to take personal accountability you can't make somebody else you're like

wet nurse like come on dude yeah i i'd be so embarrassed yeah i would be like all right i'm not drinking like it's not it's not worth treating my partner like that i remember you know worth treating my partner like that i remember you know there's sometimes when i was dating someone and i would uh get hammered and i'd just get sleepy and i'd fall asleep you know we'd be at a bar and she's like you fell asleep i'm not drinking for a while then yeah even that i just fell asleep i was still like kind of still pleasant yeah yeah still pleasant but i was still like all right that maybe i should you know he must be in his like early 20s if he's like over like i'll say like 27 yeah it's like the biggest red flag yeah you know, some, when they got all that testosterone and unable to kind of process it in a productive, communicative way. I've had friends like this who are now on the other side of it and they're solid.

But, but it's tough when you're in a relationship and like, cause she's used to it now. It's not even weird to her now. She's like, it's almost like on the calendar.'s like oh this is his one night i know what's coming he's gonna be really mean to me he's gonna break shit but like you don't want to get used to like uh crazy shit like that yeah because that's what's crazy is if you're in craziness it becomes the norm and you don't even register it as being really bad for you yeah if i were her if i were you i would um next time he does that i would not clean it up i would make him clean it up and i would have a serious talk with him be like this like this is an issue like this cannot happen again or just dip

like the moment he starts acting like instead of trying to like because you're you're every time he's doing this you're like stop you're past the point he's not hearing that it's clear he doesn't have the capacity at this point to hear that yeah get out go don't let him handle it let him deal with the wreckage yeah yeah let him wake up alone to that to his puke everywhere yeah and like 60 phone calls to you and like broken shit and and because yeah he's he he has you to take care of him so he doesn't really have incentive to improve yeah i just hammered yeah yeah we're getting married be like oh yeah yeah oh fuck dude yeah he needs to he needs to figure it out. Yeah, it's no bueno. Let's do one more.

Hey, lads, long-time listener, here's the issue. My girlfriend is the least horny person I've ever met. We've been dating for over four years, and she basically never wants to bone. Seems just like a chore to her. Everything else in our relationship is amazing, and I'll probably marry her. I'm super horny, and I don't know how to broach this subject with her. She does not like to talk about it first year or two of our relationship we built all the bone all the time and i don't know what changed please help i signed a sad horny man it's tough man well good on you man for first off for being honest with us about it and also for

you know he seems like he really loves his girlfriend and i think he doesn't it he doesn't seem like the kind of dude who's putting a lot of pressure on her making her feel bad about it so that's that's pretty mature of him to not be taking it on and being like why don't you want to fuck me you know what i mean like that's good i think i i know people who have gone through these phases with partners where they don't want to sleep with them anymore i think she has to talk about it and you got to figure out like what you don't have to jump to boning straight ahead but like find out a way that she is comfortable being intimate. And I think build incrementally from there. Like, hey, baby, even if we're just like, you know, without our shirts on in bed and just like touching each other and talking and, you know, feeling connected.

If that's what she likes, I'm just guessing. But whatever it is that would feel good to her, not even in a sexual way just in like a physical sensory emotional way get to that place and then i would build from there like even if she's giving her a back rub on the couch being like hey like it's we're we're starting slow and and i think if you can make her feel safe you got a good shot at kind of getting to that more fulfilling uh full consummation part of it totally yeah yeah i think uh i mean is there like she changed jobs is there stress like is there a newfound stress in her life you know i think i think stress is a huge damages libido big time for sure so yeah it might have nothing to do with it yeah so i think

uh you know could it be you know there's sort of a repetitiveness in there in the you know could you just be doing missionary that's a tough thing to skip yeah it's a tough thing that happens to me too i just i like what i like and i'm like ah man i need to mix it up a bit yeah i remember one time yeah i uh you know i for me it got sort of repetitive where my thing is missionary with a nipple twist and, you know,

she got kind of sick of doing the twist and I didn't really, you know, so things kind of fizzled out a little bit and, you know, I had to, I realized I had to switch it up.

You know, I couldn't have her just twist my nips, you know, every time. That's understandable. Sometimes you got to do a finger in the butt. Switch it up. I think you're right, trial and error. Because we get so focused on the pop that we forget that a lot of it is just in the trust of new things.

Yeah. I think maybe come home one day and be like weird this butt plug just appeared in my honda civic you know what i mean you know what gets girls really horny too is like if you do like household chores yeah like just have her come home from work and be like babe i did all the dishes i took out the trash i sweeped the floor yeah and then she'll be like oh let's fucking go yeah yeah and i got a pitch tent weird and i'm ready to rock whatever you need yeah have her favorite tv show already on rent her a bath you're like baby you got options yeah she should come home and you're like swiffering with assless chaps on and like a sailor hat and she's like

what are you doing i'm like and you're like i'm just cleaning meanwhile you're wearing assless chaps with a boner keep me posted on this one i am curious to see how it goes i like some updates um all right cool chad who's your beef of the week my beef of the week is um people who think parts of our show are scripted uh can i can i talk about this yeah of course because i just keep getting comments about the people in the the uh huntington beach um small part where they think it's they're like obviously these guys are plants i'm like no it's not scripted fucking every part that they think is scripted is not scripted and there was some parts that are like scripted but we try to like make those i maybe it's just my view on and i'm like i think it's it is probably

only us but i'm like no like clearly there's parts that move the plot forward yeah that was part of it but like we didn't tell people what to say yeah those were all we were fishing for certain things but that day we weren't fishing for a fight we just got we ran into two guys who were drunk in huntington beach which is a the most amazing place in the world that can be a bit belligerent and those two guys just got it no no did they amp it up because there was cameras i've thought that maybe but i promise you those two guys are there and they've probably been in 10 fights this year like people with that one specifically they're always like this seems fake i'm like what are you taught

that's like the least fake like that that that part specifically that people uh they're like that they're like this is obviously a plan i'm like i'm like dude how the fuck could we script that yeah we scripted that when we're selling nfts we didn't know that was gonna happen that day yeah we were just like the lines that they give are like like this isn't cnn and like my balls are bigger than your face it's like who the fuck writes that no one's that good of a writer yeah no one can write that i wish i was that smart that I could write fight dialogue like that. But no, it was all legit. And then, yeah, that was, and like we blurred their faces for a reason. We were like, we have, we didn't film them with blurry faces.

Like we felt bad putting their faces out there because we were like, oh, these guys could like lose jobs or something based off of this. Yeah. And then, yeah, that, that when people say when they get it wrong i spin out for like 10 seconds where they're like this part was scripted i'm like i think to the i don't want to we might cut this but uh the guy who was in the fight at the nft he's in the comments dude yeah he's been commenting on on i don't want to give it away he's like yeah you'd have to blur my face yeah and he was like it got even crazier

than that yeah so like how could that he's a normal guy too like when you look at his page that's hilarious i didn't know he was doing that yeah good for him dude thank you for defending the show and thank you for defending that bar which guy was it it's the guy who took his shirt off yeah oh okay i thought it would have been the other guy who knows where that guy is we need to have that guy on the podcast will you tell everybody you act like this big of a fucking moron all by yourself

we didn't have to coax you into it I loved it I love people who fight I find it very thrilling and very exciting I think we need we probably have the right amount in our culture but I think it's nice. Who's my beef of the week?

My beef of the week. Dude, I think there's a nationwide morale issue. Specifically among people who are working service jobs. And I think we caught a little flack for being hard on like some service people and you know because we're just dealing with it which i totally get i think people are i think people are kind of like what's the point you know what i mean they're not feeling as like as ginned up to go out there and like kick butt because i because I think everything feels so like just predestined in a bad way. And so, and I think it's because I think maybe we're on the last leg of all these systems.

Like all the systems we have, they never work perfect, but I feel like we're all kind of like, yeah, the system doesn't work. This one doesn't work. And we don't have like new ideas for them. So we're all just kind of like, well, I guess we're all kind of fucked. Yeah. And I don't have like new ideas for him so we're all just kind of like well i guess we're all kind of fucked yeah and i don't think we are you know i think i think it's all we can fix it right up but yeah maybe my beef is that we need new broad ideas on how to how to live can we get some new options yeah i think we need some new options, dude. I'd be super fucking hyped if someone came out with a new ism. Yeah.

That's my beef. We need new isms. So someone with that kind of brain, scribble it up, dude. Give us the new ism. Totally. Chad, who's your babe of the week? My babe of the week is... What is my babe of the week? My babe of the week is... What is my babe of the week?

My babe of the week is... I got this email from Mark Wahlberg. Dude, amazing. Mark Wahlberg reached out and the subject line says, a message from Mark Wahlberg reached out and the subject line says, a message from Mark Wahlberg. And that just says Mark Wahlberg with his face. It's straight up Mark Wahlberg.

And he goes, hello there, smiley face. I really want to say thank you for your love support. The likes and comments really means a lot to me in my entire career. Rose emoji, heart emoji. I'm using this to reach out to all those who care about me, my fans and all. Please, I want to ask you a question, and please promise that you will be sincere with me. And I said, yes, I'll be. A little needy, Mark.

What's up? You're being a little needy. Yeah, and so I respond. I'm like, please ask me the question. I will be sincere, and he hasn't gotten back to me. What a tease. Yeah. Mark, come on, man.

But thanks for reaching out, Mark. I didn't know you had my email, and I didn't know back to me. What a tease. Yeah. Mark, come on, man. But thanks for reaching out, Mark. I, uh, I didn't know you had my email and I didn't know you even were aware of my existence, but I love you. That's nice.

I love you too. What a ledge. Dude. My baby of the week is, the elevators in Las Vegas, the best elevator rides in the world. Cause you get on there and it's like people from all over the country and they're all juiced to be in vegas everyone's chatty you just get on it and they're like hey what's up where are you from what are you getting up to they're like we were at the pool

i'm going here tonight and it's just uh it's just it's you get on elevators sometimes you work in an office building or something everyone's just kind of like a little drab you get into an elevator in vegas and you're like this is the party like people are juiced to go to the room they're juiced to go out into the world and every time you get on there you just get a boost and you're like fuck man this is how elevators could be like everyone just primed and open and and and looking to share so i just never had a better elevator ride than the ones i have in vegas yeah hell yeah who's your legend of the week chad uh my legend of the week is uh dude this is kind of a sad one it's gonna be my beef but i think i just gotta pay homage uh

i think my ice bath is broken what What? How does an ice bath break? The freezer, dude. It doesn't freeze. What are you going to do? Well, I tried the ice bath, but the water's 63 degrees. That's not helping your brown fats. I think I got to get a new one. I just want to say huge ups to my Frigidaire 14 cubic foot freezer,

I never named it, maybe I should now, I'm gonna call it Damien, thanks for freezing my ass off dude, you boosted my immunity, my my endorphins my norepinephrine uh adrenaline you boosted my vascular system the flow in my body is just out of this world and my brown fat is popping metabolism is off the charts i ate skittles last night i don't even feel it it's all because of you dude that's amazing i love you sorry dude thanks you lost a good buddy that was a very you know beneficial relation yeah i'll get a new one you get a new one yeah i'll kick his ass to the curb it's gonna be a strong kick the thing weighs like a thousand pounds yeah i'll probably um get some movers to do it

It weighs like a thousand pounds. Yeah, I'll probably get some movers to do it. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put it on the curb. You know how you just put a mattress on there? Just put a freezer. Fucking A. You don't want this shit?

I might take it. 63 sounds perfect for me. Yeah. That would be my pool. Dude, just put that out front here. I got a a pool dude yeah it's just my buddy's ice bath you're just discarded ice bath just chilling dude my legend of the week is uh this fucking stellar mother i observed in action um we're at the life is beautiful festival in las vegas Great time, good hang. Also, Andrew Lopez, the comedian, do you talk to him much?

No. He's killing it right now. That guy might be the best vibes I've ever seen in a human being. I just walked in, you know, the green room they had upstairs at the comedy venue. I just walk in. It's like, I've talked to him like three or four times over the years, but we always saw each other. He just welcomes you like a brother.

And then he was like texting me the whole trip and like, yo, you doing this? You doing that? I just felt so like, you know, I think a lot of us were like, oh, I don't want to reach out to someone. And like, you know, I don't know if they really want to be friends. He has none of that. He's like, dude, we're buddies.

Let's hang. Let's make this special. He's just a sweet dude. And so I'm super stoked that he's crushing it so hard. But he wasn't my legend, but I'm adding him. He's a legend. But this other legend, this mom, I was watching the Gorillaz, and I kind of was off by myself just really trying to get into the vibe and let go of stuff and just feel the music.

And then a family of three walks up next to me it's a dad this 12 year old girl who's like all she's like bedazzled on her face you can tell it's like her first festival and she's like excited and like in character for it and then the mom's there and and the dad picks up a phone call he's like what the fuck dude and i'm like huh and then the girl looks up like kind of confused and she's like what daddy why are you yelling on the phone and dad's like dude where the fuck are you man and he's like probably 38 but he's he's he's at the festival so he's gone back into like his 23 year old festival energy where you're just like yelling at your wayward buddy who like always fucks up the logistics and he's just screaming at the guy he's like he's like dude don't fuck me like that man he's dropping f-bombs left and right and the girl's just like she's not like

scared but she's just more like huh what why is daddy yelling when this is such a nice place and then the dad's like dude fuck it i'm gonna come find you and he walks off and then the girl gets a little scared she's like huh why did daddy leave why is daddy mad and then the mom just quick as shit just goes okay grabs the daughter's hand and just walks her closer to the stage and more into the throng of people and it was such a maternal instinctive move to be like hey this is a beautiful thing it's about the music it's about the music. It's about the people. It's about the experience. Don't ever let daddy's like wild controlling energy like throw you out of that. Don't even think about daddy. But we're going to the stage and we're just going to enjoy the spectacle. And I was like, dude, that's a fucking great mom right there.

She just and it was she didn't even it didn't even look like her brain process. She just grabbed the girl and was like, I have to save this girl from having this experience sullied by, you know, the dad being stressed out or whatever. And just took her into the, I lost him after that. And then, but I was like,

I felt good. I was like, they're good. They're good. She's solid. This is, she's going to remember this positively. And I was,

I was just stoked on that. That's a high level parentage. That's dank. It was chat. What's dank. It was. Chat, what's your quote of the week? My quote of the week is from Lyndon B. Johnson. Nice. I shall not seek, nor, no.

I shall not accept, nor shall i seek my party's nomination for president yeah dude i read that hunter s thompson book and it's crazy he just bailed in 68 right yeah or 72 68 yeah he was like i'm out yeah i'm not running yeah then yeah i've been reading about all these guys and then like and like jerry ford was just kind of like a super nice guy. He's talking to Tip O'Neill. He's like, yeah. I forget what position he was at. He's like, yeah, man.

I'm going to retire soon. I'm going to probably retire in Grand Rapids. I just want to get my pension up a little bit so I can play golf. The next thing he knows, he's president. He's like, oh, fuck, dude. I guess I'm president. accidental president yeah and he's dude he's something and like tibetan he's like he was a very sweet guy and he's just like dude and tippo and he was like dude i don't know if you should be worrying about your pension right now you might be the guy and he's like what and he wakes up he's like dude i guess i'm the guy so that's the best way to become president yeah it's a cool guy

instead of being like ruthless you just sort of fall into it like i just want to play golf in grand rapids but i guess i got to be president dude he calls yeah i guess you know hail to the chief i guess fucking hey dude mine is uh from chapter one of that weird book this opening paragraph just hit me like a ton of bricks. He goes, perhaps you are weird, raised in a society that is Western educated, industrialized, rich, and democratic. If so, you're likely rather psychologically peculiar. Unlike much of the world today and most people who have ever lived, we weird people are highly individualistic, self-obsessed, control-oriented, non-conformist, and analytical. We focus on ourselves, our

attributes, accomplishments, and aspirations over our relationships and social roles. We aim to be ourselves, in quotes, like it's a kind of an odd concept, across context and see inconsistencies in others as hypocrisy rather than flexibility. Like everyone else, we're inclined to go along with our peers and authority figures, but we're less willing to conform to others when this conflicts with our beliefs, observations, and preferences. We see ourselves as unique beings,

not as nodes in a social network that stretches out through space and back in time. When acting, we prefer a sense of control and the feeling of making our own choices. I was like, dude when in these books like this or sapiens where they just they summarize you in a paragraph and you're like holy shit holy shit in 200 words you smacked me in the face with my existence that just hypes me up dude that gets me frothing i'm jacked that there's people out there doing that work. Although I'm really struggling to read it, but trying. I'm playing Wordle now too. Are you really? Yeah. I guess

it's not the real Wordle. Like I don't have the New York Times one. I just found one. I start every one off with, you've got to pick a five letter word. I start with tears, which is kind of like a bummer to start with, but you get a T and E and A and R and an S. I'm like, those are kind of the best letters. Oh yeah time but my girlfriend does a do hmm she's also solid that's a good one yeah a lot of vowels that's smart yeah she's a smart cookie all right phrase of the week for getting after it um phrase of the week for getting after it i am wearing socks dude yeah they're low cut dude I got a gesture of the week for getting after it

we were in Hawaii whenever I'm in a photo I throw up a shaka I hit him with a shaka some of the loks were telling me I got a constipated shaka they say I'm gripping it too tight with these three fingers

on the non-visible end i'm i'm taking it as gospel correct me if i'm wrong but one of the lokes told me you're supposed to do it with more relaxed fingers you're supposed to hit it more like that boom so my gesture of the week for getting after it is just a quick loose fingered shaka i'm too chill to pin them back yeah sort of like you're a king going for the just my hand dick hello your highness he's peasant peasant you shaka it you like that part in Darkest Hour and he's like, went to Churchill. Ben Mendelsohn.

That guy can act. He's a weirdo. I like that guy a lot. He's got some weirdo energy. I like it. All right. It was fun, dude. See you guys later.

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