Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep. 26 - Paintball, The Rise of the Robots, Lebron
Episode Date: July 11, 2018Chad and JT dive deep into their paintball adventures and how owning noobs in paintballing helps you excel in life. We also talk about Lebron James and Chad's Sonic fandom, stunt robots and how they...'re wack, the impermanence of one's bronze, legends, beefs, babes, and some fire questions. For bonus content, check out our patreon: www.patreon.com/chadgoesdeep
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What's up Stoke Nation this is Chad Kroger coming in with my compadre JT what up dude
what's going on how you doing I'm good yeah yeah kicking it sir. Looking good? Thank you. You too. You've got a golden hue to you.
Oh, yeah. I'm tan.
Yeah.
I've been in the sun for two straight days, limited sunscreen, lots of exposure. I don't mind it.
Neither do I. I was with you and I'm feeling it. I'm feeling good today.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
My self-esteem was at like an all-time high yesterday.
Me too.
Should we dive into what we did?
We went paintballing.
Yeah.
I'm still on a high from it.
It was so much fun.
Yeah.
From some of those KOs, or is that, no, KIA.
Kills.
Just kills, yeah.
From some of those kills, I'm just like, fuck yeah.
It was, just to set the scene, it was in Santa Clarita,
where Six Flags Magic Mountain is.
What's up, Six Flags Magic Mountain?
And they had about six speedball courses, which are the smaller ones.
There was one where you could kind of play around and hide,
but for the most part, you could see the other team and they could see you,
and there was just a lot of uh
what do they call them bunkers bunkers and uh chad and i ripped it up like we were flanking
hard i was killing so many people teenagers some women some grown men and just lighting them up
dude i think the one of the main takeaways I got
was when I was in the game,
I didn't look at them as like,
oh, that's a kid.
I shouldn't shoot him.
I was like, that's a target.
Yeah.
And I needed to take him out.
And I took him,
I would take them out hard.
No discretion, unload.
I looked at them like,
I just saw my brain went,
and did the the green like security
predator reading on it and it went opposition.
And instead of saying child, it just said small, lightweight, timid.
Like that was the scouting report.
I was like, I know how to kill that.
Advance hard.
Yeah.
Push on them, pelt their bunker with shots, then breach them from the right.
And sometimes you ask for the surrender you know
i got better at that as the as the day progressed where i was like all right i don't necessarily
have to kill this person yeah i can just ask them to leave the game and they will yeah i had that
one where that guy was his foot was sticking out i could have got his foot yeah and he was sitting
there and i was like 12 feet away he was hidden but he knew he was dead yeah and i was like do
you surrender yeah do you surrender and then what
did he say he said he's like yeah i fucking surrender jesus christ i was like yeah that's
right you fucking do bitch dude because you he was trying to hang back and snipe dudes and we're
like no i think the the main thing par and i really locked in as a team in this for real for
real we i wouldn't let them separate us. No separation because we would have a strategy
and our main thing was be aggressive.
Charge right through.
We would flank the sides,
but charge into the middle of the course right away
because if you hang back, you're not going to hit anyone.
It's a bitch move.
And you just got to advance and take what's yours.
And you got to put pressure on them yeah
i like putting pressure on the other team like making them uncomfortable yeah hurting them when
they don't think they can get hurt like really just fucking with their psychology yeah because
then after the games the other team would feel so defeated yeah like it wasn't like oh we won
kind of like in a stalemate way it was like they were like fuck dude we just got wiped out i don't
know how this ends yeah this is just going to be happening every time we play these guys.
And to put that fear into another human being, I mean, that really made my weekend.
Dude, usually I would feel bad about, no, let me just finish what I'm saying,
because I'm a ruthless killer and you know this.
Usually I would feel bad.
Sorry we beat you guys so bad, you know, but this, I was like, yeah, like yeah it's fucking you know you didn't advance at all your defense was bullshit i shot you in the ass
and when you sign up for paintball you're signing up for simulated combat yeah i mean the domination
is the second thing you don't know you're signing up for the domination you should have put like a
little addendum in the liability thing by the way you're gonna get dominated by chad and jt you're gonna get fucked up out there yeah and then they would have been like all right whatever
it's probably not gonna be that bad yeah it's like it's worse than you thought partner uh i shot one
kid i came up on a bunker uphill yeah i just kept him suppressed with fire then i swung around to
the right shot him like two or three times yeah and then two guys popped
up behind him so I shot more at the two guys and I hit the kid again and he was like I'm already out
please stop shooting me and the two guys like ducked and went back and I went then get the
with one hand on the gun and my other hand sticking out in front of my face I went then get the fuck
out of here and I swiped him right and then he like he literally like scurried off like hands huffing at the sand in front of him i was like get the
fuck out of here you don't want any part of this dude yeah i remember at one point i was like i
was in a i was in a showdown with this one dude because we had both raced up to the like middle
and this guy was about 15 feet away from me i was behind a bunker and it was one of those things
where you know you pop out, he pops out, shoots.
But I was just staying popped out.
And I would shoot.
And every time he'd pop out, I'd just light him up, you know.
So I was dominating him.
And I see this girl come up.
And she thinks she's being sneaky trying to get up on us.
But she comes right into my line of fire.
So I turn.
I just light her up.
And she stands up.
She's like, ah, ah, ah.
I shot her in the ass.
And just poof.
And it was one of the most satisfying feelings of my life i would hit somebody see the the paintball splat and then
they wouldn't get out of the game i go hey red pants i hit you get out and then if they didn't
get out i'd go fine stay there but be prepared for more of this. Then I'd advance on them with extremely bad intentions.
I'd be like, this person needs to be hurt.
Hey, ref, he's out.
Ref.
He's out.
Pain check.
Pain check.
Dude, there was one part where we almost got destroyed in that one
in the course of the bus.
Dude.
We were pinned down.
Every time I would come up, they'd just come flying at me.
Yeah.
Par showing his waltz his battle scars oh no dude your legs nice that was i think when we were behind the bus i was
just getting clipped and schwacked and whacked yeah but dude we doubled back and pushed around
the right side and then we really that was aggressive too yeah like one minute oh yeah we
were running yeah they said one minute.
So Chad and I like reloaded our hoppers and we were like, all right, one minute to kill
everybody.
Might as well do it.
And then we literally just started running forward unprotected.
And dude, one old guy literally got out of his bunker and started running in front of
me, like trying to run away from me, pulled up my gun, shot him like seven times in the
back.
Oh dude. And the people we were with, like we had other friends there they're like do you guys have fun that game i was like yeah i fucking dominated
i think i killed 12 people and they were like nice and i was like remember you have to keep
shooting them until they leave the game if they're not in fear of getting hit more they won't go
everyone's like nice dude one of the things i was most stoked about it was like afterwards like i was like damn like i think i could actually
pull off being a soldier you know what i mean not not that not obviously i've never been in
that situation but like i was just like you know we really went in there and we attacked hard and
we dominated a lot of people so i think i could be an effective combat dude. I mean, I'd like to think I'd do that.
I, you know, I'm confident that if like the U.S. got invaded, I might pick up a rifle, you know?
Oh, for sure.
But I just don't know what I'd do if it was real bullets.
Because the nice thing about the paintball is, is that like it hits you and you bruise.
Yeah.
But death isn't on the table.
And then the killing of the other people, when you kill someone in real life,
you probably like,
maybe like,
I don't know,
but I have to imagine that taking someone's life can add some weight to
yours.
It's pretty aggro.
It's for sure.
And then,
but maybe it's also fun to kill somebody.
You never,
don't knock it till you try it.
If you feel justified,
if they're like holding like a child
as a human shield
and you've got
the drop on them
from behind
and you just put one
through the
occipital bone
of their brain
put it in their
medulla oblongata
their lights go out
before they even
know they're hit
you probably know that
from Miami Vice
Michael May
shoot them in the
medulla oblongata
because they can't
do anything
I'm gonna shoot you
in the super cortex
of your brain
cerebral cortex of the femoral and then you will die and the
guy's like huh yeah dead i gotta re-watch that movie it's badass um what about bird scooters
oh dude two just two just amazing things i mean i've been paying i've been paintballing before but
you know i was just like i got after yesterday i'm like i'm gonna do this a lot i'm into paintballing now and it was
real good team building for us it was yeah it was just like it was like we've been in combat together
yeah like it's just sort of like it was just like a good natural metaphor for like how we attack
videos and stuff for like oh yeah we are a team yeah this is how
we dominate and we don't even need to talk we're just like like before the match we'd be like kind
of like quiet like hey so you want to run up to that one you'd be like yeah i guess i'll run to
that one and i was like well if you get there then i'll have your back from the side and then
i'll move up on that and you're like yeah bar behind you i was like i need help what am i
looking at you're like i got two to the right and one at the left rear bunker with the tires i was like copy
the other people they were watching like who are these fucking psychopaths and i'm like shut up
and focus and move back like i remember one time these kids were coming up and you're like
you're like what's the thing for like your the nozzle oh the barrel plug you put your barrel plug on noob
and the guy's like you guys done this before jokingly and we're just like shut the fuck up
dude i i got that from my friend clinton but whenever we'd go paintballing he used to put
on a fake canadian accent and just go put your barrel plugs in noobs like i don't know if it
was canadian but he just did the most hilarious voice. So when we went yesterday, I just kept, every time I'd see a noob making a mistake,
put your mask on, noob.
Put your barrel plug in.
Or sometimes they'd talk when they were dead and out of the game.
They'd be like, hey, do this.
And I'd go, shut up.
That's why you're dead.
Yeah.
Fun to say all that stuff.
So, yeah, and then bird scooters.
So there's this thing in SoCal called Bird Scooters
where basically you download an app, and this company called Bird,
they just dropped, I don't know, by helicopter, by parachute, whatever,
just all of a sudden scooters appeared around the city.
And you download the app, you pay $1 to start your scoot,
and they have trackers in them.
So you open
the app and you're like all right there's a scooter there i can go there so you walk to a
scooter unlock it with your app pay a dollar and i believe it's 15 cents per mile or minute
probably per minute per minute you have per minute and uh and then and then you just scoot along they
go 12 miles per hour they're fast as fuck they're fun dude i can't believe they're like legal because they're like i'm like you can definitely die on one yeah but
i feel really good like i feel alive on one yeah like i've been i've i wasted 20 minutes trying to
find one yesterday so i could ride to the movies on it yeah and ended up being like an inefficient
way to travel yeah but just like i rode here today to do this on a scooter.
It was so fun.
Yeah.
Did you drop yours off here?
Yeah.
I parked it in the back so no one could grab it.
Oh, nice.
Do you keep it just in your possession?
No, it's available to someone else if they want to come get it.
It's just going to be hard to find?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was scooting around last night, just late night.
And one thing, first off, it feels like it turns life into like a video game.
You know, it's like find the scooter to get home.
Yeah.
That's tight.
And then also, it just, one thing I really liked is that like, got me out of my car.
And I'm like, I just realized, I'm like, I'm so isolated in my car.
You know, I take my car to go like half a a mile i'm not even in touch with the city and then like i start scooting i see babes
everywhere i see dudes i can bond with i see just like parts of the city i'm like wow this is like
a whole new view of the city dude i think what you're saying is like a uh really smart kind of
distillation of why people like like motorcycles and scooters like in
robert persig's book the artist zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance like one of the best
chapters he talks about how when you're on a motorcycle like when you're in a car you're
observing your environment but when you're on a motorcycle you're part of the environment yeah
you're experiencing the environment it's like an active relationship between you the bike the rider
between you the bike, the rider,
between you, the bike, and the world around you. And it's the same on the scooters. Like you have to be hyper present. You like start noticing parts of the sidewalk, the street, the trees,
because it's all stuff you have to like navigate and that you're physically able to touch. So it's
a much more intimate kind of thing to do. Yeah. And then the big question is,
are you going to rock a helmet when you ride one?
I think you should.
I'm not going to, but you probably should.
Yeah.
I found out today, too,
you're supposed to ride them on the street,
not on the sidewalk.
Yeah.
So that's a little scary
because in certain parts of Southern California,
like L.A., for instance,
the drivers are reckless as fuck.
And everyone's on their phone and stuff,
so it'd be so easy to just get run over from behind
and put a real fucking bummer of a time into your day.
If you get your back broken by a suburban while you're riding your bird,
you're going to be bummed.
Yeah, imagine you would be bummed for a like a solid minute yeah that's a bummer to
think about now i'm now i'm kind of anxious about it but then you got to focus on the good
with the broken back i mean well like how can we rectify this sitch i think just when you get on a
bird you got to know like this is a dangerous way to travel is it worth it it's up to you i mean i
think also just picking smart routes yeah like maybe not go
on the main streets i did a lot of service streets to get here yeah and i had to go uphill so it
wasn't booking it as fast so i definitely needed to be like on laurel rather than crescent heights
yeah because if you're on crescent heights that's like scary there's fucking a lot of cars yeah
because i was going i was going on suburban streets last night so it was just like open road how's that it was tight some dudes were knocking me i ran to joe
and he was knocking me for a scooter i'm like he's like how'd you get here i'm like a scooter dog and
he's like what oh geez yeah uncle joe's not gonna be into it Yeah Yeah, nice scooter I was telling him, I'm like, dude
In two weeks, you're gonna be scootin'
Yeah, right
I'm like, dude, you drive a Prius, okay?
You're gonna be scootin'
I can't see him on a scooter
He's gonna scoot
If it's a recumbent scooter
Like, where he can, like, sit down
Yeah
And someone else can drive it
Yeah
He's like, uh
I mean, he wouldn't paintball.
Come on, Joe.
Yeah, he needs to get more out of his comfort zone.
But that's why he has such a clear vision of things,
because he's simplified stuff down to exactly what he likes.
One of our listeners of ours responded to my Instagram story about paintballing.
He said, running around pretending you're a soldier?
Grow up, man.
And I wrote back, you're right, but you're also wrong.
Who said that?
Someone who listens to the pod.
He responded to one of my Instagram stories about paintballing.
What did he say?
He said, grow up, man.
Running around like you're a soldier or something and then i said look behind you no i lit him up no he uh what else was i gonna say about him i was gonna say like i find that
interesting because i'm just like well do you so do you comment on everybody's stories on instagram
that you don't agree with because like that's like a lot of energy to be expending on stuff you can't control uh i don't not you not you like the royal you yeah um
yeah i don't know it seems to be you're placing your focus in the wrong place
focus on your mish although i do like the positive ones that i get if i'm posting the
story and i get positive ones i'm like thank you so don't so keep doing that but good comes with
the bad yeah if you have negative although negative ones push me harder i guess that's
now you're gonna get a ton of negative ones no dude cut that out yeah actually no
no it's cool it goes both ways yeah it's all about how you take that shit too
you know yeah you can just take it constructively you can just laugh at it yeah and be like well
well um i'm bronzed so i'm impervious you are one thing i was thinking about last night a good
philosophical quesh is like maybe it's not philosophical, I don't know, but I was just like, man, I'm happy right now because I'm bronzed, you know, and life goes in seasons. And I know this bronze won't last forever.
how do you maintain stoke when you're not bronzed?
You know,
it's like,
how can I stay in this state that Tony Robbins talks about when winter comes?
Like,
can I just live life?
Like I'm always bronzed or should I just always be seeking the bronze?
Yeah.
I mean, you could go to Bali in this,
like in the winter.
Cause I think it's still hot there and keep your tan.
That's what I was talking to my brother. I'm like like maybe i'll go like puerto rico or like you know central
america and like just get bronze there so i don't have to like go through that yeah go closer to the
equator yeah stay stay tan so you're saying like when you come into those times go to a tropical
place to like maintain it yeah i mean i think, I think, well, specific for you,
I think Joseph Campbell said, follow your bliss.
Yeah.
And for you, I think that means following your tan.
So maybe a Nicaragua trip is in, is in store for me.
All right. I'll talk to my mom.
Pura Vida.
I don't like Costa Rica as much because they,
Nicaragua has left-handers. I like left-handers.
Yeah. I mean mean i'm not crazy
about right-handed people either yeah what uh what did you uh what do you think about um
what do you think about keeping your room clean and your car clean i always try to but it's uh
uh But it's, do you listen to Jordan Peterson recently?
No.
Oh.
I try to because it makes me feel good.
When my stuff isn't clean, I get, you know, it lowers my amp a little bit.
What about you?
I mean, you've seen my car and room.
It's a fucking disaster.
Your car seemed nice yesterday.
Well, I cleaned out the middle and the front, but the trunk was like filled to the gills yeah it was like mayhem yeah and uh
i do think when people are like hey cluttered room cluttered car cluttered mind yeah i mean
i don't think it can like ruin your brain but it does add a little bit of chaos to your thinking. Yeah, I cleaned my room last week,
and just coming back to it, it was like I had something on my list checked off.
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
And I wasn't as ashamed.
You don't want people to come over and be like,
this is your room?
And you're like, yeah. And you're like,
yeah.
And they're like,
you're a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Like,
no, thanks.
Yeah.
I don't have company much.
Yeah.
And when I go to like my friend's places,
like the other Joe,
when I go to his place,
he decorates it and he has like lights out on his patio and everything's very
well put together and it's very cozy like it makes me want to stay there like when i come over
i'm like oh man this is it just feels nice to be here yeah and then at the end of the night i'm
always like maybe i'll crash on his couch because i'd rather just like be in that positive feng
shui than go back to my place which is kind of like barren and decorated with no aesthetic in mind yeah it's just like i'm like i need a couch i need a tv it's just
shit thrown together out of necessity rather than any sort of like forethought yeah and it's um
maybe striders gf can help you out yeah that'd be nice i mean my gf can help out i've just she's
been offering but i I've been reluctant.
Every day I'm like, oh, I could do that.
Or I could like go to the gym and do this other stuff that's more my speed.
But I just need to, I need to prioritize it a little more.
Because my girl, the reason I bring it up, my girlfriend actually was like, you're a hoarder.
She's like, you're a hoarder.
And I've never thought of myself as a hoarder.
Like I watched or heard of those hoarding shows.
And I was like, what a bunch of weirdos.
Like who owns onto like, you know the Post-it notes from 1972?
I do.
I got all sorts of shit that I just won't get rid of.
I have a memory drawer.
It's just packed with memories.
Not all good.
Stuff from when I went to the hospital,
I just throw it in there.
Interesting.
Sins.
Sins.
It's a drawer full of sins.
It's like whipping yourself
it doesn't feel like that it is i guess it is so that it so it doesn't feel like whipping
themselves to people who are whipping themselves i don't know i was just sort of basing that off
like you're like a passionate dude and you're like you seem intense in the sack
i won't disagree with either of those things.
That's where I came to that conclusion.
About my drawer full of stuff?
Mm-hmm.
That just sounds like you were thinking about me boning.
Yeah, when you said it, you were like,
yeah, you have a memory drawer full of stuff.
I'm like, oh, he's fucking a lot.
I appreciate it.
I'm an abstract thinker.
I like to think in linear terms.
I think those are opposite.
Well, you're more type A.
I got into an argument last time with my girlfriend at a restaurant
so we were like in front of people and um basically the reason i thought she picked
the argument but i i persisted in it and i think the reason i did that was because
i didn't perceive it as her actually arguing with me i i perceived it as her
challenging me basically like she was like cause it was kind of uncomfortable subject matter.
So I think she thought by bringing it up,
I would close up.
Cause I'd be like,
I don't want people in public to hear about this.
But instead I saw her expecting that.
So I got louder.
And basically my point to her was,
you will not intimidate me into not speaking my mind.
And then we both were like arguing on the sidewalk and people were walking by us.
And I was a little embarrassed,
but I was more committed to winning the argument.
And then when we got into the Uber,
we both looked at each other and started laughing.
We both started laughing.
Yeah.
And then we got some ice cream and then we came home and we were kissing,
but I could tell she wasn't too into the kissing.
So I just started talking to her. And then, um um i laid back and i was eating my ice cream no i was doing
my ice cream but i like the image of me eating my ice cream laying back and then i looked at her and
i said you know i am afraid of you i like to watch her sleep and i like to watch her sleep because
when she's sleeping it's like a dragon sleeping you're like oh look at how cute this kind of thing that i'm afraid of is why am i afraid of this thing look how cute it is my dad
used to take pictures of my mom when she was sleeping i never understood why i think it was
the same reason and then i told her i was like i'm afraid of you and then she was like really
thank you and she said thank you yeah like your opinion of me your feelings about things like
how smart you are.
I'm sorry if I don't always show that because I'm too busy like.
Trying to dominate?
Yeah.
Because I just don't want to get dominated.
But I'm like, but I am afraid of you.
And she was like, she started smiling.
And she was like, you can also just say I love you.
And I was like, I do.
I love you so much.
That's why I'm afraid of you.
She's like, thank you for letting me dominate in that moment.
Yeah.
It's nice you're so open. Maybe that will bring you guys closer.
It is good because at first we would argue and stuff and I would judge it.
And I'd be like, oh my God, we're a couple who argues.
I don't want to be in a relationship like that.
But now I'm at a point where I'm like, we are who we are.
Well, did she reciprocate? I'm afraid of you too.
No, but it's different.
Yeah.
I didn't, I don't.
Probably because you're a burly dude,
so it's a given because you have a deep squat.
I wish she would say exactly what you just said,
but I don't think that's in the cards.
If she was like, I'm afraid of you too.
And you're like, yeah.
Of course you are. I am JT. I'll eat you if I'm hungry. you too. Yeah. Of course you are.
I am JG.
I'll eat you if I'm hungry.
But I won't because I love you.
I won't eat all of you right now.
And then you're like you're eating.
You give her a look.
You could be this food.
But I'm nice to you because I love you.
She's like.
He's such a nice yeti.
He spared me. He spared me. such a nice yeti he spared me he spared me what a nice yeti what uh well that's that's a nice story so you guys got closer maybe next step is paintballing
i would love to go paintballing with her she said she's like she was like annoyed at how much i was
talking about paintballing and how much i loved wrecking kids out there now i felt like a leader on the course all stuff that i think
is the best stuff to talk about but she was like enough and i came in with hot hot masculine energy
like i was like babe i was paintballing today i loved it so much listen to this story of me
killing three 12 year olds with a fake gun and she was like oh god i don't want to hear about
this and i was like come on babe you should don't want to hear about this. And I was like, come on,
babe,
you should love this stuff.
I mean,
with sort of being aware that like what I was talking about was not going to
be interesting to many other people.
She's never been in that kind of combat.
She needs to come with,
you can't,
you can't explain it in words.
If they were like the,
Hey,
we got to like split the three of you up.
I'd be like,
yeah,
yeah.
See money's on my team, baby baby i'll see you out there but i think she'll be really good she's
like a top notch i think she'd be good too yeah i think she'd find good angles i think so too
she'd advance without fear she's and she's and she's so competitive. Yeah. What did you think about LeBron James coming to the Lakers?
What?
Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle about it, too.
Yeah, I'm a Sonics fan, so I don't really think about anything outside of that.
The Sonics don't exist anymore.
What?
Dude, I googled them.
Well, I mean, they exist on Google, but I mean, they're not
an active franchise in the
NBA any longer. They moved to Oklahoma.
They're the Oklahoma City Thunder now.
I don't think you're
correct in that
I'm gonna go to Foot Locker later
And get a jersey
So I think I'll find out for sure
But like dude
I found them on Google
I found highlights
I found like
Like Detlef Schrempf
Is a fucking beast
20
Detlef Schrempf at least
Happened like 20 years ago
They moved like 5 years ago
Did you notice
That there wasn't any highlights
from like 2011 or 2011 on?
well they haven't been playing that well
why would they move to Oklahoma?
it's a good question
I mean a lot of fans were like
why are you leaving Seattle?
it's probably a bigger market
but I think that I don't know why ownership did it i think they couldn't get
the stadium they wanted and they knew that oklahoma city would be more generous to them
probably because they don't have as much stuff as seattle no disrespect to oklahoma i think you
might have your facts mixed up i'm gonna go footlocker and find out okay yeah i leave it
up to you it's not my place to tell you who exists and who doesn't exist.
Yeah.
But in terms of LeBron,
cool.
What do you think?
I think it'll be fun having him in Southern California.
It's just exciting.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I mean, he's 33, but he's in incredible shape.
He played all 82 games last year, is like unbelievable for someone at any age but especially at their 15th
year in the league and uh and i think he'll attract other good players here so hopefully
there'll be a viable rival to the warriors because they've kind of been uh i mean they've had tough
moments but it always feels like a fait accompli that they're going to win.
And I don't mind that, but I'd like to see a better heavyweight finals.
And I think LeBron going to LA can create a path for that.
Do you think it'll be hard to get Sonics LA Laker tickets?
I think it's going to be really, really hard.
Damn.
All right.
I'll have to put in a call to my mom.
There was one more thing I wanted to say about us paintballing.
It felt like I've heard people describe the Coen brothers when they direct that it's two people, one mind.
I thought we were two people One gun I have my gun on me right now
With full air and two hoppers
Or two hopper and two uh
Backup ammo packs
Dude I left mine in a holster on my bird scooter
I can go grab it
Dude paintballing while bird scootering
If it ever gets to that level
Dude I Calvary charge I slept with my paintballing while bird scootering, if it ever gets to that level.
Calvary charge.
I slept with my paintball gun under my pillow.
I literally did that in junior high.
I slept with my paintball gun.
Really?
Yeah.
I was so happy with it.
Yeah.
I souped it up.
I was like, this thing is beautiful.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
I sent you an article about robots potentially replacing stuntmen in the future
like disney or some company just created a uh robot that can do like flips and jumps and like
basically parkour and uh and now it looks like in the foreseeable future in our lifetime stuntmen might be out and robots
might be in i just have one question for these nerds are they going to try and make robots do
all extreme activities what are they trying to do to us you know what happened to being a hardcore
dude movies will not be exciting if you know robots did the stunts where's the excitement
i need adrenaline i need a dude like tom cruise who gets in there and he does gnarly stuff because
he's committed to entertaining the world i don't need a fucking robot to do it these nerds will not
win at making us less than stellar dudes.
I guess this is the thing.
I can't fight it, though, because robots are going to win.
So the only thing I can say is let's enjoy it while we can.
Do not think like that, Parr.
I got to.
Did you hear what you just said?
Maybe we'll let them do it.
Maybe we'll let a robot Denzel washington make the new training day
i think we will no it's gonna happen and here's the thing no i let's just enjoy it while we can
because it's almost over no you make me so mad with those statements it's gonna happen with
your definitive bullshit statements we can stop it you can't beat it we can't shut
the fuck up we can stop it we can stop it but you don't want to stop it why because you're stopping
the natural course of of of existence which is things move to their most evolved state
technology doesn't ever go backwards we go forward things get better
i mean you can nuke it all and we can start at zero again but i vote for that because this is
not better who wants a longer life if you're not doing extreme activities but think about like
if you watched a movie and you knew there's a robot doing the stunts, would you be as stoked?
No.
No, right?
No, I want men's stunt drivers and women's stunt drivers.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe they won't go away.
Yeah, I just don't.
Robot actors?
Who wants that?
I feel like when you watch a movie, you're like, I like this movie because I want to hang out with Ryan Reynolds after this or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like, Bryan Cranston's a bad dude, but I want him to win.
I can't do that with a robot.
I don't know if I could be present with my nuts chopped off.
That'd be tough.
Who's talking about chopping off your nuts the robots are they talking about that probably who knows what they're talking about it's all in that 010
bullshit language that's a lot to to think about yeah i don't know if i'm gonna be okay with that
either say goodbye to your nuts, as you give in to...
Yeah, I don't want to say goodbye to my nuts.
Then let's fight.
I don't want to say goodbye to your nuts either.
Thank you.
All right.
You know what I think we should do?
Paintball as much as we can, then move to real weapons, and then start fighting the robots.
Can we win the fight against the robots?
If we paintball enough and own enough kids.
What if you like the robots?
It's a trick.
All right, let's get into it.
Chad, who is your legend of the week?
My legend of the week is my cousin Evan.
What up, Evan?
How you doing, dude?
He's a new listener to the pod.
But Evan, what up?
You're my legend of the week.
Yeah, he's basically been a big brother to me ever since I was a kid.
Just so many of my early earliest memories, you know, like when you grow up, there are
those influential male figures in your life who are just like, you're the man, you know,
and you just want to hang out with them and learn from them.
Evan was one of those dudes for me.
And every time we'd come over, just so much excitement.
I'd be like, oh, Evan's going to come over.
We're going to bond.
He's going to teach me about manhood.
We're going to, you know, wrestle or whatever.
Maybe he'll throw me in the pool.
I'll try and push him in the pool.
Then as I get older, he took me to Disneyland one time for my 13th birthday.
I was like, Ev, I'm becoming a teenager.
He's like, I know.
We're going to Disney.
And it was probably one of the best trips of my life, you know, just bonding with my older cuz.
He has a beautiful family.
He has a wife, Crystal, and he has a daughter, Aurora.
So, yeah, Evan, thank you for being just an absolute legend in my life, for guiding me through manhood and just, you know, being a mentor to me.
And overall, just one of the most solid dudes in my life ever that i've
ever met so uh thank you for all the good times and can't wait to see you again cuz you're the
best my legend of the week is michael phelps oh good call michael phelps is the most decorated
olympian in history i believe i didn't. I think he's got somewhere close to 30 medals.
And what I really love the most about Michael Phelps is the trajectory.
You know, he came in a prodigy to the Olympics.
We were all told about him.
We were all like, pay attention to this guy.
He's going to break Mark Spitz's record of most golds in a single Olympics.
He is like the future of US swimming. And, you know,
we all got suitably excited and he dominated, but we didn't know much about Michael Phelps.
Like he wasn't great in interviews. We knew he had huge lats and an unbelievable rig that just
looked designed to cut through the water. I mean, it's almost like a different species of person,
like his proportions and the way he's put together. It's like, wow, some people are born for one thing. And it seemed like he was born for swimming, but outside of the skill in the pool, I didn't really know much about him. And then it seemed like he wasn't quite prepared for fame. Like he started making like basic mistakes. I think he got a DUI. I think he was like a little bit cocky at times, which is natural because the guy is at like 20, the most decorated swimmer in history.
And, uh, and then a photo came out of him, like ripping a fat bong load at like a college party.
Side note to the dude who put that photo out, like you're a punk bitch, dude. Like you can
take a photo of Michael Phelps smoking a bowl at your party because it is a great memory. And you
might want to share that with your close personal friends in the future. Like you have some people over for a dinner party and you're like you guys
want to see something cool here's the most decorated olympian in history smoking a bong
and everyone's like oh dude that's sick but then you put the photo away you don't give it to the
public to consume and hurt the guy's reputation and lose them like his subway's a sponsorship
like that is just a a bad thing to do and you deserve to be punished sir and um and then michael
phelps went through like a downtime where like people were like kind of against him i guess or
he was a punchline or he wasn't like uh probably we were we it just seems inevitable with a lot of
these prodigies that they come in they dominate and then we all think they're kind of like
shitheads
afterwards because they probably are for a little bit. But like, I remember it happening with like
Travis Pastrana and dirt biking. And I remember it happening with like Ryan Sheckler and skateboarding
where they were like the most famous person from their sport. And they were also the most hated
person from their sport, but like Travis Pastrana and kind of unlike Ryan Sheckler, Phelps just
through sticking around
for so long and consistently doing a good job in the pool came back. And now we appreciate him
as not like a spoiled prodigy, but as like an elder statesman of the game and every medal he
wins from this point forward. I don't know if he's competing in the next Olympics is cake because he
just kept coming back to the Olympics and he kept winning. And we were like, you know what?
Maybe this guy smokes some pot, but he dominates in the pool.
And that's what we really care about.
I guess at some point we just learned to forgive these people too for not being perfect.
And we just learned to appreciate them for what they are, which is extraordinarily special.
And he's still winning.
And then there was that one Olympics where he might not break the record for golds.
I think it was 2012.
And then his teammate underwater at the last second
passed the other guy in the relay and got first place and there's that like indelible image of a
phelps being like yeah yeah and then what was the moment from the last olympics i'm forgetting
where phelps did like a stare down of someone i don't know now we have all this good footage of
phelps being a badass it's so so different from when he was a young buckaroo
and kind of not giving us what we wanted.
Oh, right here.
Dude, he does that?
So then Phelps grows into this elder statesman.
We love him.
And then at the last Olympics,
before this guy from another country challenged him,
said he was going to beat him,
we got this incredible clip of Michael Phelps
just doing a stare down, dude.
Just straight up mean mugging, his, like grinding as hard as anything.
And he's just staring out like, Oh, my crush, all of you. And I mean, it's a long way to get
to that face where you're just like, I'm the most dominant. I'm the best. And I'm going to go out
there and crush in the pool. And it's just been amazing to be a part of that journey and see him
start off with all this pressure and actually deliver on it.
So Michael Phelps, you are my legend of the week.
Beautiful.
All right, who is your beef of the week?
My beef of the week is with our opponents yesterday
in paintball.
Guys, first let me just start by giving you props.
Props for thinking that you could come out and battle us
and maybe emerge victorious.
But we came and the answer was definitive.
We said no, and we destroyed you.
We shot you in the face.
We shot you in the ass.
We shot you in the genitalia.
We shot you in the limbs.
We shot you everywhere the genitalia. We shot you in the limbs. We shot you everywhere because we dominated you.
And I just want to say, you know, as a man of paintball combat,
when you see your adversaries lining up to come and take out your team
and you take them down, it is one of the most joyous, ecasy like feelings in the world exhilarating because you
dominated these people and you inflicted pain on them and that's what we did to you you know
i didn't care i didn't i didn't discriminate by race creed gender age weakness toughness
if you're on the other team you're shot, and you were getting shot a lot.
You're going to get some paint on you.
It's a great point, too, because we weren't,
we didn't think of the kids as kids,
but we didn't think of the men as men either.
No.
Everyone was just one thing, a target.
A target.
And, yeah, I don't want to say fuck you guys because you came out and you battled and it was honorable.
There's honor on the field.
I would just like to say thank you.
Thank you for coming out
and trying to beat us
and getting your fucking ass kicked.
Par, do you want to add to this beef?
Thank you guys for providing a canvas
for Chad and I to paint another chapter of our friendship on.
In your blood.
Thank you.
And if anyone wants to come out and paintball with us and get destroyed,
bring the fucking heat.
Oh, I love that.
I love that.
Just an open-ended challenge to everyone.
Bring the fucking heat. bring your fucking co2 bring your co2 bring your goggles and bring your balls put your 3d glasses
on because you know we're coming straight at you it's from state property nice guys i got one thing to say to you you had me at hello
what's your beef my beef of the week is with ryan lochte oh the lock now in a lot of ways
i think michael phelps owes a lot to ryan lochte because I think without Ryan Lochte, we would have never learned to appreciate Michael Phelps so much.
You know,
it's like you,
your sibling dates someone and you're like,
Oh,
this guy's a piece of shit.
But then they break up and she starts dating a worse piece of shit.
And like,
Oh,
you know what?
That last guy was actually kind of funny.
I do.
I do like that.
Lochte was there to give us something to compare Phelps to favorably,
but man, Ryan,
you had it all, man. It could have been all yours. He came into the 2012 Olympics, I think it was,
and people were ready for a replacement for Phelps. We were like, oh man, we want another
swimming star. And then there was Ryan Lochte, who was more handsome and a little bit looked
more at ease on camera. He was more the traditional
matinee idol. We were like, yeah, good. Be Ryan Lochte. But then, and dude, I started hearing
interviews with the guy though. And I was like, I don't know if this is the guy. First of all,
he wasn't passionate enough about swimming. He was just good at it. He was more passionate about
the things that stardom could bring him. And when we can see that too easily in you,
it makes me turn away. I'm like, I don't like this guy. And then he did pretty well in the
Olympics, but not great. And then at the most recent Olympics is when Lochte really cemented
his fate. He does an interview with Billy Bush and he says he got robbed in Brazil where the last Olympics were. He tells the story.
He says that Brazilian cops and he says cops with no lights or official ID,
or he said they showed their badges,
pulled up guns to him and he goes,
yeah.
So they told us all to get on the ground and my other swimming buddies got on
the ground,
but I refused.
And then he put the gun to my head and I said,
whatever.
And then he took my wallet.
So he tells this story and he's got like the world sympathy, but the IOC denies it.
And then Brazil denies it. But Ryan Lochte sticks to his story. He's like,
oh, maybe I exaggerated a little, but that is what happened. Turns out him and his four buddies were
drunk. They went to a gas station, Lochte himself in the bathroom, like ripped stuff off
the wall drunkenly. When he came out, a security guard came up to him and said, hey, you fucked up
the bathroom. And then Ryan Lochte gave him money to pay for it. That was the whole story.
Now I have been embarrassed and I have lied before, and I've told a false tale
to get myself out of trouble. And I've burned a couple of people in the process. I mean, granted, this was when I was in the fifth grade, but, um, Lochte didn't only lie,
but he told a story where he was the toughest guy on the team. Like out of his friends,
they all were cowards and got on the ground, but he stayed standing to finally, he's making all
this up basically on the fly too. Then he says, they put a gun to his head. He said,
so I put my hands up and I said, whatever. So he creates a story where none of this happened, a fake story where a guy puts a gun to
his head. And in the face of death, all he says is whatever. It's like, dude, you could have just
said that they pulled you over and shook you down for some cash and that they never pulled out their
gun. And you didn't have to say it was the cops, but he lied about everything to the umpteenth most fantastical I'm a hero degree.
And I'm just sorry, Ryan.
You fucked it up, bro.
But thank you for making Phelps look good.
But also, just to pussify it a bit, I'm always down for redemption.
Ryan, maybe there's something coming down the pipe that I don't know about yet that's going to put you in that Phelps category where you go from a beefer to a legend.
Can I offer a contrarian POV?
Please.
In this Brazil debacle, I'm going to come out and say I'm Team Lochte.
The dude was just trying to rage.
He was trying to get an epic story.
Yeah, he lied about it, but he was trying to become a legend
and i respect the effort i appreciate what you're saying about like him raging and that like
like when you're raging you don't really have bad intentions sometimes things go bad but you're not
a bad guy that's true i mean who hasn't you know blacked out and then said they got robbed?
I'm trying to think.
I think a lot of people.
Yeah.
I certainly have.
Haven't done that.
What?
I think you asked haven't.
My baby of the week is Julie Rice, one of the founders of SoulCycle.
Dude. Have you done SoulCycle? I didn't of SoulCycle. Dude.
Have you done SoulCycle?
I didn't do SoulCycle.
I did Cycle House.
I've done both.
I like SoulCycle because they have the candles and good beats.
I mean, they're both fire, but you do these dance moves on the bike.
It's really fun.
And you meet a lot of cool ladies there too.
It's an amazing workout too.
Amazing, yeah.
And you get to bond with these ladies and you know just like i felt like the dude in that music video for call
on me you know what i mean um but that's not what it's about that's the best music video ever yeah
the eric pridd song yeah uh so just she was a talent manager before she found soul cycle and
i just want to give her major props for being such a visionary and providing us with with a fire workout that you know incorporates really sweet
beats heavy cardio some uh resistance workout stuff and it just gives an opportunity for like
dudes and and females to work out together and and together because I love hanging out with ladies.
Does that sound like weird?
No, I love it.
Okay, cool.
Dude, I went to Cycle House one time and did their class
and the instructor, Michelle, was so good at inspiring you.
Yeah.
She was talking to all of us, but it felt like she was only talking to me.
And I think that's what the good instructors do.
Yeah.
And she was like, I want you to close your eyes right now.
We're pedaling hard.
We're like in a sprint.
And she's like, and I want you to picture your dream.
Yeah.
And I was like a little embarrassed.
I was like, I don't want to picture my dream.
Like, it's kind of like embarrassing and scary.
And then she said, do not be embarrassed.
Picture your dream.
And I was like, okay, fine. And she's like, do you picture your dream yeah i was like okay fine
and she's like do you want your dream and i was like yeah and she's like no do you really want it
and i was like yes and then she's like then pedal for it and the music dropped like boom boom boom
and dude i started sprinting tears coming the biggest tears i've ever had coming down my face
yeah yeah no that, that's the
best. It's great for hangover recovery too. Like, cause you'll feel down and you're like,
I just need to go to like a soul cycle class. And you go in and it's just like good vibes.
And you're like, all right, today we are going to improve ourselves. So I think like, I like my,
my brother and sister-in-law took me to soul cycle class, you know, like five years ago. And that was
my first intro to it. And I was just like, wow, this, like, this to soul cycle class you know like five years ago and that was my first intro to it and i was just like wow this like this is working out you know this is like i'm
really like improving myself here and getting inspired so so julie thank you for you know
being such a visionary and her tail is sweet you know she saw she created the cycle studio saw her
vision through and sold it for 90 million dude yeah just thank you for being such a babe and
for believing in yourself and your dank workout plan my baby the week to keep it nautical was
gonna be flipper but i decided to go in another direction and my babe of the week is toothless
from how to train Your Dragon. Nice.
How to Train Your Dragon is a beautiful film by DreamWorks.
I think it's from like 2009.
It's got Jay Baruchel and Gerard Butler doing some of the voices.
And it's about a kid in a Viking village who's kind of out of place.
He's not strong like the rest of the Vikings.
And the things he's good at don't serve much practical help.
He's just kind of a thinker and a tinkerer, but there's not really anything that they need outside of what they're already doing at this Viking village.
So it's kind of a disappointment.
And the Vikings are at war with the dragons.
And then this kid ventures out into the world one day and he finds an injured dragon.
And instead of like killing it,
which should be the Viking way,
he starts taking care of it.
And they develop a bond,
which is a crystallized in one of my favorite onscreen moments where the song
forbidden friendship is playing by John Powell.
And they get close to each other and they finally touch two different things
coming together to understand each other.
And that's the best.
And he gets on it and he rides
it and he ends up realizing that he needs to tinker to help it fly because it's got an injured
wing and uh or part of its like tail wing and he he builds a uh like wooden extension of her wing
and they start flying together and it looks really fun to ride and toothless is just cool
got it she's got a really
good personality she likes to play with him like she's quiet and kind of to herself and more of a
loner than the other dragons but once she gets close to the young kid from the viking village
they uh you really get to see her softer side and her personality and she's funny and she likes to
play tricks on him so it's interesting that dragons have a sense of humor and um she even in
the end fights this monstrous dragon because her relationship to viking boy means more to her and
i think that's cool that she was able to evolve and kind of like uh you know get past the kind
of parochial lesson she had learned as a youngster and uh yeah she's just a a sweetie and beyond flying she can shoot bursts out of her mouth
that can like blow up uh barracks you're my babe of the week toothless up toothless thank you
i gotta check that movie out you haven't seen it no oh you love it oh thank you you love it dude i
uh before we get into the questions yeah uh i forgot there's one part in paintballing yesterday where I ran around to the other side.
So I was coming up from behind our opponents.
It's incredible to be able to do that.
Yeah, and I'm like, surrender, surrender.
And he's like, why?
I'm like, because I'm on the other team.
And he's like, oh, fuck.
I'm like, yeah, that's fucking right.
All right, guys, let's get into the questions.
What's up, my brothers?
First, I would like to applaud Chad on his groundbreaking dance skills he showcased on the Daily Motivate a few days ago in memory of MJ.
Thank you.
Fire moves.
Second, I would like to recognize and let JT know that I aspire to achieve the resting chill face you rock every day on the Daily Motivators.
It brings joy to my life.
Oh, thank you, my dog.
I write in with a unique sitch on my hands. Let me begin with some background, with some background beta to help
you guys conceptualize my topic of contention. I talked on and off with a girl through my entire
sophomore year with the rock solid idea that she was the one. I finally grew some balls and asked
her to be my girl in the winter of my junior year. We dated for one month and she ended it with me
afterwards. I am fairly introverted and shy person and I blame the reason we broke up partially on that.
I tried talking it out with her and nothing
seemed to work. I went balls out and asked her
to prom in order to try to win her back.
She said yes and it acted as the short term
fix to a longer term prom. Once prom
came around, things became dry once again.
She finally put me in the dreaded
friend zone.
I put all my effort in trying not to think
about her until she invited me
to her pool party last week.
I made sure I was thoroughly bronzed
and coming off a massive pump
from a session of chest and tri supersets.
Once I got there
and we chilled for a good four hours
and things were winding down,
she pulled me aside to talk.
She apologized for the way she acted
when we dated
and that she could have done better.
In reality,
it was a super thoughtful thing to do.
I unfortunately panicked
during the conversation
and did not capitalize on the home run opportunity I was just served. I instead came off as kind of got lost in there. So he he um he's too introverted he said
that was like one thing it doesn't seem like that's the issue so he like went out with this
girl for a month he really likes her they broke up but then he asked her to prom she went to prom
with them and um it seems like she's kind of running hot and cold on him but she had like a
hangout sesh he came and then she pulled him aside and said,
Hey,
I could have done a better job when we were dating.
And then,
um,
I guess rather than being like,
uh,
receptive to it,
he was a little shocked.
So he came off like a dick.
I don't know what that means exactly.
And,
uh,
but he wants to go out with her.
So he's wondering,
uh,
how he can make that happen.
I'd love to know what our success rates are on these guys who are like
zeroing in on a specific gal and asking for advice.
Yeah.
Dude,
I don't think,
I mean,
she clearly likes you cause she went to prom with you after you guys broke up
and she's still inviting you to things.
Whether she wants to go out with you or not is still undetermined.
I, I would be curious, like, why do you like her so much? Like, what is it about her that, that makes you want to
be with her so much? Cause, cause, um, I'm, I'm feeling, I'm hearing and feeling a lot of feelings
from you, but, uh, I'm not quite understanding the, uh. But also, sometimes when you like someone, you just like them.
So after all that kind of drivel,
I guess the way I would recommend getting this girl back
is by throwing a massive rager, one of the best parties of all time,
getting less drunk than everybody else,
and really facilitating fun,
and then at some point trying to kiss her dude
great call go with the setup show that you're a master of your domain and you're throwing a sick
rager and then she'll be like great thanks for this party and you're like thanks for being you
then you suck face dude great line yeah and then also maybe if she's got a friend that you're close
to get some inside intel yeah it's always good on what
she's feeling consult another lady because you don't want to put your uh metaphorical dong your
actual heart on the table and uh say like hey i want to be with you forever you're the one and
then she's like um i just think you're my friend because then you're going to feel doubly bad
although you know where i'm coming from i
always think it's good to put it on the table because when loser draw you put it on the table
and that's a good thing but it doesn't always work it probably works less than it does work
that's good call and i would if you throw the if you throw the rager don't make it clear that you
threw the rager for her no it can't be yeah it's got to be just you're throwing the rager because you want to provide a rager for the dudes you the the people you kick it with you're just fun yeah people are
attracted to people who are just fun who are fun without ulterior motives yeah so just be like
having this party you know don't make it super obvious that you're just trying to
yeah you're doing to try and get your back just like have the party and then let things occur as they will maybe make her a killer mix that's a good call
put that song by yeah it's only you yeah
maybe offer to make her a dinner and like learn how to make like a lasagna or some shit
and be like hey so um as you know i'm part italian and i want to make you a lasagna or some shit and be like hey so um as you know i'm part italian and i want to make you a
lasagna she's like what for i'm like just because i want to make one for you i just think it'd be
fun yeah i'll make a lasagna you come over maybe you bring something we'll just have like a fun
dinner like grown-ups and she's like that's interesting nobody else has really offered me
that you go well i'm a pretty creative guy and i'm always looking to do stuff a little bit outside
the norm and i love rom-com so let's throw in a rom-com.
I love chick flicks, so if you date me, by the way, we can go to a lot of chick flicks.
What's up, Sultans of Stoke?
As a paladin of Stoke and Rangers, I want to give my dearest adulation.
Chat, you transmit the most vibrant vibes the universe gives.
Thank you.
Chat, JT, you bring the killer stories and have a clairvoyant use of the English language
and allow me to produce a diatribe on my enemies good dude
and Big Papa Joe was a great fit to the
podcast last week I like Big Papa
for him I hope to see more Stokes stories
from him and Strider also fuck Puzio
and that sandbag and bitch boy sorry for the
long intro you don't have to apologize for that last part
ever me and my dog shout out to the
F-Town terrorist it would be funny if he was a
real terrorist had one of our friends move to California
sophomore year of high school.
Now being senior, some are going into college.
We're going to take a road trip to Cali to reunite the pack.
How can we ensure that this road trip creates awesome memories
and doesn't bring the pack apart?
Any ideas?
Please, please, please do not get like a radio transponder
or whatever, transmitter.
I do not mess with any dudes um on uh big rigs who are looking
for like hot chicks named candy cane because that is especially if you're in wyoming because that is
a one-way ticket to death my friend greetings brodacious dudes first off mad respect for what
you guys are doing spreading love openness love, openness to vulnerability, good vibes, and positive outlooks on personal
growth and life in general.
Thank you.
Is what this country and earth need right now.
You're changing people's lives and I hope you're proud of that.
If I ever see you in public, best believe we'll get mad love and solid death.
So the lady friend and I went on a road trip eight and a half months ago and inadvertently
planted seed.
By inadvertently, I mean we got wizard level wasted and failed to think about utilizing
prophylactics.
Side note to my fellow bros out there. Even if your pull-out game is at legendary level,
the withdrawal method will eventually fail if your swimmers are super aggro and dom alphas.
I love the way you're writing, man. Anyway, we're expecting our son on 8-8-18. Nice.
Trouble is we can't agree on a name and I fear the indecision will continue until it's time to
leave the spittle. We want a name that is unique. We'll encourage them to be confident and independent,
of course befitting the bro culture,
in which he'll almost surely follow his father's footsteps.
God willing, my friend.
We're at a loss, dudes.
We implore for your wisdom.
With a complete and full understanding that whatever your name is,
Sir Chad Dude Bro-Him and St. John Thomas Parr Tias the Hardiest,
agree on in this moment We will name our son.
What would you most worthy bros propose?
It's going to be a boy.
Looks that way.
I go with Chad.
Cole.
I've always thought the name Cole was really cool.
And Tom Cruise has that name in Days of Thunder, Cole Trickle.
So I would name him Cole Trickle or Cole Thomas or Cole Hampton.
And also I think we'd be remiss if we did,
we should mention 4th of July.
Oh yeah.
4th of July.
This is our like 4th of July episode,
I guess.
Sure.
Well,
our last week's will come out on 4th of July though.
Yeah.
But this one was recorded.
This one was recorded this
one was recorded just short of fourth of july yeah do you want to say something about fourth of july
uh it's one of my favorite holidays oh nice yeah i love fireworks i love budweiser um
i just have so many memories from fourth of july like my brothers and i we would
we just make things explode dude my favorite fourth of july story our friend frankie was telling a story and he's like yeah
man so fourth of july just at my aunt's house and i sit next to this pretty girl clarissa
and uh yeah i'd been feeling her all day but i didn't know if anything was going to happen but
then during the fireworks she came up and sat next to me and they started going off and i poured her some booze and we both had it and then
after like the last firework went off we turned and kissed and then my buddy andrew goes isn't
clarissa your cousin and frankie was like yeah and I was like that whole romantic story
was about kissing your cousin
and he was like yeah
and I was like yeah still romantic
but I might not tell as many people
yeah
alright guys that'll be it for episode 26
is that right?
episode 26 of the Going Deep with Chad and JD podcast
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yeah stay stoked stokers see you later
that was fun that was really fun
a lot of stuff in there, too.
Different levels and stuff.
Yeah.
We're getting good at fluctuating.
Yeah.
Yeah, good.