Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 272 - Best Break Up Songs Draft w/ Strider and Chris
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What's your favorite spell, Patronus?
Crucio!
Ooh, damn, man.
Is that too heavy?
It's unforgivable, baby.
Yeah, that's true. But it's also, you know, you're kind of a rebel for doing it
Yeah
I know, I just said that, dude
And hey, look, I heard Harry do it one time
Who did he do it to?
Bellatrix, after she killed his godfather
You know, she deserved it
She deserved it
Alright, are we doing this?
We kicking it off?
Yes, sir, yes, sir let's kick it off all right let's
uh let's make a carpaccio and call the doctor what's up stokers of stoke this is chad kroger coming in with the going deep with ch JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre, Sean Thomas.
What up?
Boom.
Clap, Stokers.
We're here with the wizard of tongue wagging.
I don't know.
You shall not not come.
Nice, dude.
Strider Wilson.
That'd be tough for Gandalf to do that with that big beard.
Oh, yeah.
Gandalf down there.
But he'd find a good way to use it.
Like with some foreplay.
You know, he'd have a misdirect.
You think this staff is for nothing.
And we're here with the colonel of Cantankerous.
Does that work?
I think that's negative is it yeah cantankerous is like he's like hard bad-tempered argumentative and uncooperative oh man that's the opposite what
i was going for congenial yeah the kernel of congeniality oh thank you yeah that's cool too
because you're a kernel which is like badass. But then you're pleasant because of personality qualities or interests that are similar to one's own.
But do you eat pussies?
What?
Sorry, my whole thing was about cuddling.
Yeah, I hear you.
Guys, the answer is, you know.
Yeah.
Sometimes I just get really just I go for that low-hanging fruit.
I love it.
That's going down on someone is low-hanging fruit. JT, that's the way to – that low hanging fruit I love it that's going down
on someone
as low hanging fruit
JT that's the way
he brings us back
that's right
and we're back
I don't know
if this is a breakup song
but that's what
we're doing today guys
we're drafting
and we're drafting
our top four
breakup songs
of all time
woo
Aaron are you ready
why do you look sad already
Aaron
just cause I'm not
gonna be able to hear them
oh you're not gonna be able
to hear this song
oh yeah cause we're plugged into our headphones we'll figure out a way around that we'll play them out loud Why do you look sad already, Aaron? Because I'm not going to be able to hear them. Oh, you're not going to be able to hear this song?
Oh.
Yeah, because we're plugged into our headphones.
We'll figure out a way around that.
We'll play them out loud for you, too.
You don't want to borrow it.
Aaron has this look of concern right now, like you really want to do this right.
Okay, copy that.
And we won't let you down so that you don't let us down,
and then so nobody gets let down.
This is the No Letting Down podcast.
That's right.
This is the No Letting Down crew, and this thing's about to start going both ways.
What movie?
The Town.
Good stuff.
Oh, nice.
All right.
Did you do some research?
Of songs?
Yeah.
I'm looking at my list right now.
How's your list?
It's good.
It's diverse.
What about you two?
I'm feeling pretty good.
What's nice about it is that there's different kinds.
There's different kinds.
There's different kinds of breakup songs.
There's different vibes to them, you know?
I'm happy that you brought this up because in doing my research, you know, listening while I'm driving, I was like, does the song have to be about a breakup?
Or is this a song that you listened to that got you through a breakup?
That's dude.
Like that's a distinction.
Hold Me Close mentioned that yesterday and it kind of opened it up for me yeah yeah so i think you can do either i think so too i think i know i know you can do either yeah yeah absolutely i already had it you
know i'm gonna hey i'm gonna i'm gonna bend it baby can i can i burn a bend now that i wanted
to do yeah do it then i was gonna do last kiss by pearl jam because is it
not a breakup that is a fucking dies yeah that's a breakup i feel like strider's gonna do like i'm
proud to be an american or something yeah got me through a really tough time and you know it just
it says breakup to me mine are all gonna be about christian rock songs about breaking up with god
and then getting back together and then guys a Aaron just found an extra cord and hooked up headphones to it so he could
listen to music with us.
Can you hear it?
Aaron, let's go do it.
What a soldier, bro.
All right.
I'm fired up for this.
It's going to be, you know, the thing is we're all, besides me, we're all pretty four happy
guys.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I'm a happy guy.
I think you're a happy guy.
I just like to be
sad yeah a moody happy guy i'm a moody process your emotions fully yeah you're feeling it and
it's in my face i can't hide it so true i can't have a look you can hear you even on the phone
hey you just know you just know immediately dude you can you can feel through text
it'd be like you'll be either tucks or five exclamation points or none.
Dude.
Yeah.
The emotes, dude.
The emotes.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
We throw another one.
Odds are even.
All right.
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh.
50-50.
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh.
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh. That's right. That's right. Tits McGee. That's cool. All right. Fourth pick. One, two, three, shoot. Oh.
That's right.
That's right.
Tits McGee.
All right.
Fourth pick.
I didn't want first pick.
Fourth pick for Chad.
Should I see this?
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh, fuck.
I don't want to go first.
I always get first.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm going to get first.
I'll be all right.
I'll be all right.
Don't feel bad for me.
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Nice.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock,
paper,
scissors,
shoot.
Oh my God.
I was literally about to,
Chris,
I was literally about to say,
don't do scissors
because that's what I do.
Dude,
I think,
I haven't won a draft in like,
ever,
but I always get the first pick.
You dominate at getting the first pick.
Dude,
one more thing.
Guys,
if you notice this on the,
whoa,
I haven't gotten any sun during the break,
and I was on the East Coast,
and so I started applying Clarence fake tanner,
and it slid down my hand, and it marked me.
Whoa.
Yeah, I look like a fucking idiot.
Dude, I thought...
I was wondering what that was.
I was like, is that a birthmark?
I never know.
I was freaking stupid.
I thought you were going to have so dumb,
I thought you were going to be dumb i thought you're gonna be like
so i tanned this part of my hand
all right dude with the first pick of the breakup song draft
maybe feel it out you got a lot i trade my first pick um no no here we go here we go
i don't want it either i don't want to go first step up here we go here we go you know what i
just got to go straight down the middle i had already played a little bit of it at the beginning
of this let's before we started recording i'll play it for you now here we go the number one breakup song of all time do you know it i don't recognize
it yet oh dude oh i recognize it now it's been yeah bro
bro great fit all right let's get to the chorus. I said nothing can take away this blues
Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
Nothing Compares to You by Sinead O'Connor, dude.
Bro, that's a great pick, dude.
I mean, she just taps into the utter devastation of the breakup.
She articulates it well.
She has, the world is her oyster.
She's a woman about town.
She has access, beauty, everything a human being could desire.
But none of it means dick diddly squat
because the person that she has built up as her other half as the person she would be with forever
has disappeared and she's just a fucking sunk rock now man and i don't know i've been there brother
i've been there i love hard i've've been there. And I think it's number
one. Sinead O'Connor, Nothing Compares
You. Written by Prince.
Oh, I love that fact. I know Aaron wanted me to toss
that out. Baby, I got you.
Nice.
Great music video. Good music video.
Often covered, you know, because I think it
means a lot to a lot of people. And it's just
guys, if you're out there and you're hurting,
throw that song on. Sinead O'Connor, she feels you. And if you want to hurt lot of people and it's just uh guys if you're out there and you're hurting throw that song on senado and she feels you and if you want to hurt other people do it at karaoke
because it is a bummer to listen yeah this one's not gonna be as fun as the pump up songs when we
all listen to it because you know we all just have to look sad yeah but i'm down you gotta feel
and sometimes you gotta feel heavy i'm down all right chris feel, and sometimes you got to feel heavy. I'm down.
All right, Chris.
I think I'm going to stick to a song in a similar vein.
It's also slow, but just really sad and good.
Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You.
Is that a breakup song?
Yeah.
And so I think it's like a timing thing, you know?
Also interesting, that's a Dolly Parton song.
Yeah.
So both number ones written by a different performer.
And Dolly has come out and said, look, that's her song.
She made it her own.
She even considers it.
She's mentioned she considers it a Whitney song
because when she did it,
that's when the song reached a whole other level.
She's amazing.
Yeah.
All right, let's play it.
It's a good pick, yeah.
That is all I'm taking with me
So goodbye
Please
don't cry
We both know
I'm not what you
you need
Yeah, this is a breakup song.
And I
Oh, fuck.
I
will always love you.
We'll always love you.
Yeah, it's a beautiful one.
We should talk about The Bodyguard.
We gotta talk about The Bodyguard.
One of the best movies of all time, dude.
The plot, incomprehensible
but dude when they first bone and she sticks his like she's got his samurai sword she's got the
samurai sword she puts it to his chest and then they drop a scarf and it's so sharp that as it's
bellowing down cuts it in half unbelievable then they bang for the first time
they bang
prime
little post prime
but like still
tail end prime
Costner
alright what do you got
Strider
those are two really good
picks guys
they are
can I tell you right now guys
those are two unbelievably
good picks
and they've really
pulled at my heart strings
this one
when I was doing my research
15 seconds ago I was like you know i don't know if i think
of this as a breakup song but it's a good motherfucking song and i really like this
motherfucking band and it is super heavy and there's a movie about it that made me feel sad
but uh i'm gonna go with and it's i just love this song it's uh joy division love will tear
us apart yeah that is a great song it's a great great song look am i winning no but i'll tell you
right now it's a sick ass song do you know something about aaron that he likes like manchester
aaron likes that music big tony wilson film it's so nice because I just see Aaron shaking his head and saying no.
You like that music, don't you?
I like that song, yeah.
Thank you.
Chad, you got two picks, bro.
Wait, bro.
Let's give it a little.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
I know it's not the pick, but don't fucking disrespect me.
No, that was disrespect.
On the day of my daughter's wedding.
That was disrespect.
I apologize.
It's okay.
I keep wanting to do that do I maybe I should give it a break although I do have fun well here's
the thing look you love doing that I love doing things just how it goes
yeah sure you stick with what we love exactly why am I questioning myself
why am I questioning myself dude the intro is so good
and then the synth
they're so moody
it's so They're so moody and so... Love will tear us apart again.
Yeah, it's a banger song.
It's a great song.
Honestly, now listening to it, I like the pick more.
Good song to listen to in a breakup.
It's a really good song.
That was really fun. All right, my turn? right my turn you got two picks two picks oh shit okay uh first pick i gotta go
with this one because it was around the first time my first relationship lasted three months
in college my first breakup and i listened to it while i was happening and while the break was going on
and uh so it's just it's personal for me it's dancing on my own by robin oh that's a great one
and the video is so good and i was just you know and that was a point in my life where i was
partying extra hard i was a freshman going on sophomore in college and i was really getting after i was
dancing a lot and i realized you know what this summer i'm dancing on my own and uh so it really
just resonated with me and i remember being at bro my favorite party house otter and dancing on
my own hell yeah hell yeah dude bro it's one of my favorite songs oh dude
yeah and also on top of that you know it's about sort of like watching your ex with someone at the
club around that time i saw her with another dude so it was like the whole story was playing out for
me this summer that's the tough part about high school and college is that that's why i'm glad i never attended either is that yeah yeah a small pond yeah did i run over to her house when i was one
summer my buddy max he's like he's like let's just go over let's go over there there's a guy there
i'm like oh did you just see the guy that she's with now that's but he looked like a fucking
dork yeah he was for sure dweebeb dude one time when I broke up with someone like
six years ago and then I saw her go to a bar with
another guy I broke up with her too
and then I was yacked out on Adderall
and I just walked in I was like what up
I was with David Dorward
and David Dorward just grabs me and goes hey man we're gonna
leave now
and then I was like I'm being cool I'm being
chill and then he was like no we like i'm being cool i'm being chill and then he was like
no we're just gonna go yeah yeah but this song the thing about this song sorry go chris go baby
it is a good it's a it is a good it was on a lot of lists too as a breakup song yeah i always liked
it i always thought of it in my head even though it totally works as a breakup song
it's like an unrequited love song right like that it's like they were never in a relationship and even though they have a new
girlfriend it's like i thought like when you guys broke up i thought that was going to be my chance
and then someone knew and so i always liked it as like a unrequited love song as opposed to a
breakup song but it works great for both i know i see what you're saying about like because it can
also i feel like it can be
you're watching someone that you're pining over
and you've never even
gotten there with that person.
Under Quiet at Love songs are fun.
There's a few that I like
that are that.
It's tough, but it's not like it's not
a breakup song.
I also saw it as top five on a lot of lists.
And I'm like, oh, I just don't think of it that way.
You ready?
Yeah.
This is a fun song.
It's great, dude.
It's unique, too.
It's unique too.
They're talking. People are talking.
Oh, Aaron just took his jacket off. Oh, he's crying.
Aaron just took his jacket off.
Aaron Campbell. He's playing with his nipples, dude!
This is Aaron Kim!
Aaron's playing with his nipples, dude!
He's wearing fairy wings under the jacket!
He's wearing fairy wings under the jacket!
Holy shit, yo!
Holy shit, dude, you can get low!
You're a club fiend, bro!
Aaron's choking himself out, dude!
Aaron's choking himself out!
He's auto-erotic-ing it, dude! He's auto-erotic-ing out, dude. Eric's choking himself out.
He's auto-erotic-ing it, dude.
That stinks, dude.
Come on, Eric.
Watching your kids.
Looks like it's game over, fellas.
Exactly, dude.
Game chat.
Dude, very easy to visualize, too.
Just her in the club just watching and being sad.
Yep.
Strong imagery.
Why can't you see me? That was nice. Nice dude nice pick good first round so far all right guys or end of first round all
picks i'm gonna go with number two okay i you know it's it's it's a i'm picking between two
songs on the same album i think one is you know one is more of a break like pure
breakup song but one I like more and it's about asking for forgiveness from a
past lover I think oh interesting so I'm gonna go with sorry by Biebs oh nice
yeah
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Dude.
Scott Bieber.
Dude, that's a good one, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro.
I mean, I guess you could- I was thinking of a different artist, which is interesting.
I think-
I almost-
I was thinking-
Yeah, but similar?
But similar artists?
Yeah, but similar.
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
I know who you're talking about.
I know who you're talking about.
No, dude, yeah.
Freaking know, dude.
Yeah, this one makes me want to dance a little bit more.
The other one is fantastic.
I'm loving these bangers that you got.
But I just think Purpose is such a good album,
and you gotta shout it out.
One of the best albums ever.
I wouldn't even mind carpooling with you when you're sad.
All right, you ready for Justin Biebs?
Let's go.
Oh, bro!
I mean, it's incredible.
It's so good.
And that opening, when it comes on and everybody goes,
Oh! And that opening, when it comes on and everybody goes, oh!
Aaron's pitching a 10. What a breakup in Miami, dude. Have forgiveness
Once or twice, I mean maybe a couple of hundred times
So let me all let me redeem all redeem all myself tonight
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cause I'm missing more than just your body Chet, Chet, very understood.
Dude, I would have pegged that you would come with the first optimistic breakup song.
Oh, dude, dang.
Cause that one has like an air of like, hey, this could work out.
Yeah, exactly.
Cause I think, I don't think it's, this could work out. Yeah, exactly.
Because I don't think it's too late to say sorry.
No, it's never too late to do the right thing.
No, never too late to do the wrong thing.
That's interesting.
You're a bad boy. Look, I want to do the right thing to you before you let me do the wrong thing to you.
You know what?
I'm glad he didn't say sorry because I think Haley's a better choice than Selena.
For sure, better match.
Dude, I think he proposed to her after four months. Did he really? To Haley's a better choice than Selena. For sure, better match.
Dude, I think he proposed to her after four months.
Did he really? To Haley.
They knew.
Quick hitter.
It kind of makes sense because if you're Justin Bieber,
you've been around the block a couple times.
I think you can ID what works for you fairly quickly.
Yeah, supermodel works.
That's what I was doing.
Exactly.
I don't know.
I'm a rock star who has everything.
I'm the man. Supermodel, that's going i'm doing exactly i don't know i'm a rock star who has everything on the man supermodel that's gonna be nice
she does rule though she read sapiens what up strides you're up dude all right and this is
a tough draft dude we're neck and neck bro i mean shit dude this is so good dude those picks were so
i'm so fired up right now like i, I just want to fucking be like,
dude, let's go.
You want to pick a fire-up song?
Yes.
But...
Fuck.
I got to have backhands.
I had a different song on here.
I'm going to go with...
No, I don't want that one.
I love this song.
And I could probably get it later,
but I love it.
And it was the very first song I thought of when I thought of breakup songs.
And I got to go with, um,
Etta James.
I'd rather go blind.
So I don't know this one,
but this was number one on a lot of lists.
It's amazing.
Dude,
if you listen to it,
it's one of those songs and dude,
her vocals in it.
Like you guys both chose songs with beautiful, beautiful yeah this one right here is like it's the
creme de la creme dude you hear her singing you're like this is full of just passion you feel it when
did you first encounter this song from a movie i saw it in a movie bionta i think played at a
james or somebody played at a james in a movie i forget but yeah think, played Etta James. Or somebody played Etta James in a movie. I forget. Yeah, she played Etta James in Cadillac Records.
Yes.
And we saw that together.
Yes.
With Adrian Brody.
But I knew about it before that.
Okay.
Because I remember I tried to be cool when we were watching.
I was like, I'd rather go blind.
Like, said it, like, kind of to myself out loud.
So you can see that that was cool.
It's a great song.
Just give it a listen.
And give it a feel.
Should I say that?
Give this song a feel.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. That's tasty.
It sounds a little bit like Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton. I feel like he took this riff
from this. Yeah. It's definitely the same tempo.
Used to spend my nights.
Something told me it was over. same tempo used to spend my nights
i've definitely heard this i've never heard this
when i saw you and her talking yeah bro your heart's broken yeah the personality is in this
when you combine the personality with the vocal abilities... I feel like she just saw her husband with a younger woman
giving her the necklace that was supposed to be for her for Christmas.
That fucking bastard.
That's a dick.
blind boy than to see you walk away
from me child
does it build to like
a huge thing that we need to listen to
no but it builds more it's like
she's hitting all the notes it's basically that but
there's a little more passion later on
beautiful stuff beautiful stuff it's just a great song She's hitting all the notes. It's basically that, but there's a little more passion later on. Beautiful stuff. Beautiful stuff.
It's just a great song.
Chris.
Oh,
bah.
Yeah.
It's a big pick for two.
I think I've been doing some research too,
is where most of us lose it.
Really?
No.
Yeah.
Well,
it's two,
two is the critical pick.
I think I could get this one later.
I actually think three,
I think three is probably the pick where.
Right.
And then four, it's like, oh, that's still there.
Good job.
That's a great pull.
That's a nice save pick.
I'm going to, I'll just do it.
We Belong Together by Mariah Carey.
Whoa.
Oh, it's a great song.
Dude.
And this is just like, I am totally devastated that you left me kind of song.
And like, I still want you so bad
and that's it
dude the music video
so hot I watched that non-stop
is that the one in front of the soccer gold too
I think there's a guy from
prison break at the wedding
Wentworth Miller yeah I think that's the one
that's right
Wentworth Miller
I love that you knew that that was so sick
that was so sick that was so sick dude
that way you just did that that was sick exactly dude the the plans they're on my body
bro fucking mementoed that shit just done dude great video and mariah carey one of the hottest
women who ever lived and chris you now have whitney houston and mariah on your list. Thank you. I mean, the vocal horsepower, dude.
Yeah.
And the song is also like, it picks up towards the end.
And it's like, she belts and I just fucking get, it gets me going.
I get so jacked up listening to this.
All right, here we go.
Aaron. Aaron's crying aaron just started crying oh my god are you good dude are you good dog dude aaron's choking himself out and crying
bro bang city let's go dude Come back Now he's doing a slow twerk Bro, Bang City
Let's go, dude
That's good stuff
Alright, I got two picks here
Dude, you know what?
I'm excited for your picks, dude
Can I just say that?
Yeah, because I'm getting stupid over here
Let's go, dog
Because here's the thing, bros
Wait, can we go five on this?
Duh!
Okay
Alright, here's the thing Here's the thing, bros. Wait, can we go five on this? Duh! Okay.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I think we need some anger.
I like this. We need some anger towards the opposition.
I'm getting there.
Oftentimes in breakups, you're very pissed off at the other person.
So I'm going to go with two angry anthems.
First up, I'm just going to play it.
There's a really dumb one that I don't think. Oh, I almost picked this. Oh, dude. This is great, I'm just going to play it. There's a really dumb one.
Oh, I almost picked this.
This is great, dude. This is on my list.
I know.
I'm happy for you.
I wish nothing but
best for you both.
I know the version of me.
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you
In a theater
Whoa, dude
What a lyric
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that you gave
Every day was a movie for the day
Gotta ask for you to Open wide No No! To remind you Of the mess you left
When you went away
It's not fair
To deny me
Of the cross I bear
That you gave to me
You, you, you
Oughta know
Dude, she's not letting this motherfucker get away with it.
He thinks he's just gonna run off and live happily?
No sirree.
Do you know who it's supposed to be about?
Dave Coulier from Full House.
Yeah, dude.
He pissed her off.
Oh, wow.
What about the going down on the theater?
We don't know.
Oh, dude.
That definitely happened to Dave Coulier.
That was Coulier, bro.
Dave Coulier at first. Coulier had the best day of his life dude i got one more sticking it sticking it to the partner song it's like really good at it fuck
all right guys this is watching jurassic park in the 90s i imagine fuck i think this is Watching Jurassic Park In the 90s I imagine
Fuck
I think this is the best
Petulant
Breakup song of all time
Wait don't steal it from me
If it's
Do you remember this one?
I did
I wanted to talk to you
About it so bad
Bro
Sophomore or high school
This one's so much
I mean I love it
I don't recognize it But I love it.
I don't recognize it, but I love it. It's so funny.
See, I don't know why I liked you so much.
I gave you all of my trust.
I told you I loved you. Oh Fuck the presents, might as well throw them out. Fuck all those kisses, they made me jack.
Fuck you, you hoe, I don't want you back.
Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now.
I remember that song, dude.
Dude, when he caps it with fuck, fuck you, you hoe.
Dude.
I don't want you back.
The next verse is, you played me.
I heard you gave him head
Oh god
What's the
Who's the
Emon dude
Emon
I don't think he ever had another hit bro
Yeah
Cause he said it all
He left it on
He put it all on
You can't get more pure than that
I like that he knows his worth though
And he's like
I don't want you back
Yeah
Good for him bro It's like I don't want you back. Yeah good for him bro.
It's empowering.
I've never been so hurt in my fucking
life dude but don't come near me.
Because I fucking hate you now dude.
I fucking hate you.
Alright Chris you're up dude.
That's so fucking funny. I'm also gonna go
with a petty one but this one's
more upbeat.
And it's like I'm happy that we're not
in this relationship anymore gives you hell all american rejects great one dude dude tell the
story playing pong at roger's house me and trev and we're playing against his ex-girlfriend and
one of her friends and we're losing and so
it's like but this song was super popular at the time it had just come out and so i'm like do we
need that song like let's get it fucking going and we put it on and we're singing it and then
we start hitting cups dude and we're like just won't stop singing it not even putting together that the lyrics are like
his ex-girlfriend like they a pretty recent breakup when you see my face hope it gives you
hell hope it gives you hell it's all just like saying like you to an ex like i'm living
my best life and then like and we're having the best time and then finally roger comes over what
the are you guys doing and then we both look up and like sober up.
And we're like, oh.
Look up.
And she's just sitting across the table fucking pissed.
Amazing, dude.
But hey, man, you know, it wasn't about you.
Exactly, dude.
It wasn't about you.
Sorry.
Sorry. And truth be told, I miss you. And truth be told, I'm lying.
When you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell.
When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell.
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well,
then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell. Beautiful.
They had a moment.
They had so many bangers.
Yeah, they really did.
Strides.
Four hole.
Here we go.
This song
is just one that like
look i don't know how great it is but i love it i'm like addicted to this song like just the way the guy sings just hearing him sing i don't know if it's the best breakup song ever but it's good
it feels like it's more in that unrequited love territory but it is technically a breakup song because of
basically one line but he goes and it starts sometime around midnight oh and you haven't
seen her in that dress for a while dude it's just the most fun song to sing yeah you love this song
i did but he would always make fun of this song. I know. And you actually liked it? I loved it, dude.
Why did you make fun of it all the time?
Bro, I used to make fun of the skulls.
I used to hate it.
But dude, because it's so corny.
Like the guy's singing, he's like, she's holding her tonic like it's a cross.
Dude, it's like, and it makes, the piano plays, there's a shift in your emotions.
And you're like, dude, it's bad.
But you listen to it and you're like
yeah yeah yeah and dude and the whole song just builds the whole time it just
builds and builds and builds i like how he kind of because you'd always make fun of it even compared
to that part of basketball where the song on the radio like says everything that's happening
to the main character like and he's like it just lays like the songs it says exactly what's
happening and that's what would annoy you about it because he's like listening to it yeah and he's like it just lays like the songs it says exactly what's happening and
that's what would annoy you about it because he's like listening to yeah and he's like and your
girlfriend your best friend just left you and signed a contract with the guy and the other
thing his name is jerry and he's like and chris listening you better go do something and like he
gets up and goes it is kind of like that but but dude it's good it's like it's bad but it's good
and he's like and you haven't seen her in a while.
You might not even need to play it
because I nailed it so hard.
No, but just say the name of it.
Oh, it's Sometime After Midnight
by Airborne Toxic Event.
Around Midnight.
Yeah, Sometime Around Midnight, yeah.
Airborne Toxic Event.
I should skip a little bit in this song, right?
Skip a little bit, yeah.
Yeah.
Sometime Around air but by the
airborne toxic
it's a good song
it's an intoxicating voice
and then he kind of goes like this. So there's a change in your emotions.
And all these memories come rushing like a little waste to your mind.
Of the curl of your body's like two perfect circles entwined.
The girl of your body's not too perfect Circles entwined
And you feel hopeless and homeless
And lost in the haze of the wine
Oh, it's come and gone for a while
Then she leaves
Should I skip to when it bops?
No, because it's close.
Okay.
See?
She looks right at you and goes.
A full mouth.
As she walks out the door, your blood boiling, your stomach grows.
So good.
Let me see the ghost.
It's that song on the radio where you're like,
you keep turning it off when you listen.
You're like.
Do you remember me?
At Coachella?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was going to tell that story.
Yeah.
I remember that, yeah.
What if he just goes...
He would always put a better good choice in this song.
If at one point he's averse, he just went.
Just cried like sobbing, but in, in like verse with the music.
That's so funny, dude.
Yeah.
Coachella 20, I want to say 2015, 2016 that we were seeing them on the main stage.
And there was a guy having a real emotional moment behind us.
He was shirtless and he was by himself.
And he was like cratering into his own body and he was sitting there listening
and he was like just bawling his eyes out,
like crying so hard, like no Sean Marino tears,
like just like the biggest tears I've ever seen.
And I started giggling a little bit.
And then we all started giggling.
There's like six of us in front of him.
We start laughing.
And the guy, dude, admirable as fuck, just taps me on the shoulder.
He goes, hey, bro, I'm trying to have a moment here.
And y'all are kind of fucking it up.
And we all got so sheepish.
We're like, dude, yeah, for sure, our bad.
And then we just went quiet and said it.
I feel like someone in our crew went up and.
No, no, two hot girls.
That was it.
Two hot girls. Because this guy was such an angel.
He fucking deserved it.
Two hot girls just came walking up to him.
They're like, hey, are you okay?
And he was like, oh, like, man, this shit just fucking happened with my brother like
a fucking year ago, man.
It's fucking busted me up.
I don't know what to talk about.
And they're like, oh.
And they just like hugged him and held him.
And he just held him for the rest of the song.
Yeah.
And he just kept fucking going.
He balled his heart.
It was really beautiful.
It was cool.
That's amazing.
Yeah. And we almost fucked the whole thing up. to the song and he just kept fucking going he balled in the heart it was really beautiful it was cool that's amazing yeah
and we almost
fucked the whole thing up
I mean but like
it's like
I see that
and I'm like
it was like
six of us laughing
I was like
I couldn't
it wasn't like
a hard like
ah but we were just like
whoa dude
that guy's like
when you're trying to
stuff it
when you're trying to
stuff it
but the guy can tell
from your shoulders
that you're laughing at him
because you're like
and a few bros
look back like
well that's because like one of us it's like one person noticed it and was like dude have you're like that's cuz I you one of it looks like one person notice
it isn't dirty he was yeah he was into it but just shows you how powerful that
song yeah Chad two picks two picks bro okay first one I'm gonna go into the new
metal category whoa I was watching a live performance of this song
And someone goes
The world needs new metal now more than ever
Amazing
It's a great quote dude
Of the year
And so I'm going with
First one is Nookie by Limp Bizkit
Let's go dude
What the fuck
That is a breakup song.
It's a comment.
It's just like, I never saw it.
So genius.
And I know your taste.
I know how much you love Limp Bizkit, but I never saw it.
And dude, honestly, that's a good way to stick it to an ex.
Being like, I did it all for the nookie.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So Fred Durst said, it's about my ex-girlfriend, how she treated me like shit.
And I couldn't leave her.
I wouldn't get over it.
She screwed my friends.
Used me for my money. I tried to figure out why I did it and i figured i did it all for the nookie
amazing dude i love that i love that i love that he went on this deep emotional journey
inward and at the end he's like i kind of see it that is the truth and
often cases yeah do you remember when our boy was dating a girl who was somewhat destructive
and we thought they were a bad match and do you remember what you told him when he asked you
why you didn't say anything about it i think i do is it this has happened
just go for it bro go for Just go for it, bro.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Dude, she's got double Ds.
Literally in that voice.
Oh, you said it to him?
Dude, dude, she's got double Ds.
You said that to him?
Yeah, like our boy was like, he was like, why did you guys let me date her?
She was so bad for me.
And Strider literally just goes, dude.
Just put his hands out.
It was really fun.
It was amazing, dude.
There are some things more powerful than my words.
Correct.
And like, whoa, nothing was going to stop it.
You were in a trance.
Exactly, dude.
And I get it.
You can only almost build down an eight-unit apartment building so many times.
You can only so many times the fire department almost can get caught.
Before she's like, she's literally dangerous for you.
Dude, it's like, bro, it's actually.
She's like, your life is in danger when you're with this person.
But nookie, dude.
Nookie it up.
Nookie, yeah.
I'm nookie guy.
That's fucking great. And then I'm going to go with. Oh you want to listen to it aaron have you heard nookie before
chill chill dude also i mean i was in fifth grade when this came out and this was
as i remember the exact moment i heard it. Lunch Tubes.
Because being able to belt the chorus.
It just sticks with you.
And the name of the album.
Bro, let's go.
Oh, this is off Significant Other.
Never mind.
That was her next one.
I thought it was off Chocolate Starfish and Hot Top Flavored Water.
This speaks to the anger, dude.
Yeah, their music was good.
The guitar was good.
This one you're angry.
Wes Borland had that heavy guitar.
And then the voice of Fred Durst.
One of the best singers of all time.
Do it, Fred.
Do it.
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
Dwelling on the past It's burning on the plane Everyone that burns Has to learn from the pain I came into this world as a reject Look into these eyes, then you'll see the size of the flames
Dwelling on the past, it's burning on my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey, I think I've got the day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas came to her play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with the look on my throat
Hey, like a chump, hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump fucked Hey, like a chump Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Hey, like a chump
Should I be feeling bad?
Should I be feeling good?
It's kinda sad
I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood
And you were thinking I'd be moving on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
My heart'll ache either way
Hey, what the hell What you want me to say? I won't mistake And I should give her a break My heart'll hate either way Hey, what the hell
What you want me to say
I won't lie
And I can't deny
I did it all for the looky
And the guitar in this is amazing
Yeah, 100%
Dude, how many times do you think he says
Like a chump?
85
Like a chump
Like a chump
Like, I think, three or four or four no no not in a row
throughout the whole song no no in a row in a row oh eight eight let's see
let's see four cookie let's stick it up for rock stuff is probably like the way you do it's four
eight sixteen twelve sixteen is that still like your your guess at 85 yeah like for the whole song
dude there's 7
there's 7 but then he does a hey
without like a chump
yeah octaves
it's still in that octave brother
alright hey
number 4 for me
yes cause you just did Limp Bizkit
right now your list is Robin
what else Bieber
Limp Bizkit. Right now your list is Robin. What else? Bieber. Bieber.
Biscuit.
Limpie.
I guess you've got one more.
Yeah, so this next one is probably
the most profound romance of my childhood.
And then this is the song about the end of it.
And it is shrouded in so much sort of like
controversy and sort of like what happened all this shit and i remember listening to it and i
was just and uh it's stuck with me ever since it's cry me a river by timberlake nice dude very nice
this the the
just the even the music videos of the imagery it's kind of you can't disconnect it from the video
yeah the hoodie like he's he's got his villain hoodie on and he's what right in the music video
he's watching her hook up with someone is that correct no no he's breaking into her house after
she skedaddles right and he's sneaking another woman in to film a sex tape at her crib that's
right and and when they start-
That's what's going on.
I think so.
Whoa.
And then this rumor always would happen with a lot of things, but the girl in the video,
everyone's like, dude, she went to our high school.
There's also, there's like kind of a moment that always sticks out in my head because
I'm a pervert, where when he first starts filming them hooking up, the way she sucks
on his lip really always
stuck in my head right i remember that yeah and that was kind of timber like coming out as like
a sex eye i think that is what boosted him from like child to like man was that his first single
as a solo artist no he did like senorita before that oh god no not senorita he had another one
like uh it was just the first this one sticks out in my mind because it was like,
uh,
I think it was,
I think it's the biggest one of that album.
Justified.
Mm.
Hmm.
Rock your body was the first song.
Right.
That would make sense.
Yeah.
Like,
yeah,
dude.
And the Timbaland it's Timbaland,
right?
Yeah.
Is he still producing?
Yeah.
He's such a legend
I like watching
YouTube videos
of him producing
for people
he's so cocky
it's amazing
really?
yeah there's one
where he shows
Jay-Z
Dirt Off Your Shoulder
and Jay-Z's just like
oh
and then Timbaland
Timbaland's like
I'm the best
motherfucking producer
that ever lived
but do you believe him
because the beat
is so insane
this is great, dude.
Listen to all those different sounds.
Bro, this song's so fucking sexy, dude.
Bro.
Yep.
Yep.
First time JT said his face in the song.
Yeah, he just bit my thumb off.
And then I looked down and my claws were already up.
Oh. It's a great song
It might be his best
Dude also interesting
She cheated on him
With Wade Robson
Their dance choreographer
Who was molested by Michael Jackson
What
Full circle.
What?
Yeah.
You didn't know that about Michael Jackson?
Yeah, he molested kids.
Totally fucked up. Character guy who
didn't know Michael Jackson molested people.
Huh?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Brennan Cooney has a great bit about that where he's like,
I hate when people are surprised.
Have you ever looked at Michael Jackson?
Exactly, dude.
He looks like he smells like crayon.
Dude, his address is Neverland Ranch, dude.
Weird guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wade. Yeah. Strides. Takeland Ranch, dude. Weird guy. Yeah. Wade.
Yeah.
Strides, take us home, brother.
Oh, man.
You guys have such bangers.
No, please, Chad, elaborate.
Go, go, go.
You know how you're talking about naming a baby Dave?
You should have a baby Wade.
Yeah.
Look at Wade, dude.
He's wearing leather pants as a baby.
Wade.
Yeah, cowboys have to grow up
And have these names
Earl, Wade, Wyatt
Earl, dude
Wow
Okay, guys, I'm sorry
I'm stalling right now
I'm stalling, but I'm gonna get into it
Take your time, baby
Alright
No rush, baby
Here's one
It's a song I love
And I didn't really know it was a breakup song
But it is, actually
And even straight up from the first
I just love the first
I have to admit this
I love the first maybe 30 seconds of this song so much
and then after that I'm enjoying it
but the first 30 seconds are really fucking nice
is this an older song?
older
is this by a prominent solo rock star?
yes
I think I know where you're going
go go go go
this is Rod Stewart.
Maggie Mae.
Maggie Mae.
I knew you.
That's the ultimate
best up top song of all time.
Bro, up top, it's unreal, dude.
Mm-hmm.
Let's give it a listen.
Let it speak for itself.
It's nice.
Also, a great music cue in this
in the, what's the skater movie,
Dogtown and Z-Boys?
Yeah.
Great music cue of it in that movie.
Great soundtrack of all time. The the doc the doc has the best one
But oh the doc is an amazing soundtrack. Oh, is this from the movie movie? This is from the movie though
Okay, I bet it's in the dog Lord's a dog town then did yeah dog town and Z boys is the dog doc
Yes, sorry. Sorry fuck that
Boys You disrespect the Z-Boys, dude? What's up? Dude, I was confused. Bro, you want to get hit?
You do Muay Thai?
You do Muay Thai?
You want to get hit, bro?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Dude, that's amazing.
Dude.
Dude.
Here we go.
It's so sweet. It doesn't sound...
It sounds like that guy
that you just...
It's a weird version.
It's a weird version.
This song blows, dude.
It's like...
Bro, this song sucks, dude.
No, sorry.
That's not it.
Did you practice?
You go, this is what you picked.
I did this...
That's how it starts.
No, this is not how it...
This is not the radio.
Yeah, sorry.
Dude, it's the top ones.
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't fucking do it.
Let me get the right one.
All right.
I think I just got to skip that part.
Yeah, there we go, bro.
Now we're talking.
Wake up, Maggie. I think i got something to say to you
it's late september and i really should be back at school
bro what's your whole list i think you might have the most cultured list because you've stretched eras and music scenes.
I've got Joy Division, Etta James, and Rod Stewart.
And sometimes it's funny that he has the most cultured list
with sometimes-
Airborne Toxic.
Yeah.
How could I forget that?
I was thinking of my list and I didn't remember.
I was like, I drafted that number two
and then I forgot about three and it came full can tell Aaron's got you in first place.
And he's just wondering if he can forgive you for the airborne toxic event pick.
So true.
But Aaron, give it a listen, bro.
Aaron, dump your wife, then give it a listen.
Or no, get dumped by your wife, then give it a listen, bro.
Is Maggie Mae a breakup song?
Is that what you're going to say?
I don't know.
It's on all the lists.
I haven't listened to the lyrics, really, I guess.
Because I only think of the opening.
Isn't that more of like a family barbecue at a beach town kind of song?
Bro, so true.
Isn't that more of like all the dads being like, cool, can I get another Stella?
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, can you imagine, this is the thing about this one.
Can you imagine listening to this after a heartbreak?
Like if you and your dank ass fiance broke up, would you be listening to Maggie Mae?
Nope.
Nope. imagine listening to this after a heartbreak like if you and your dang ass fiance broke up would you be listening to maggie may nope i'd be listening to this while like carving a surfboard like in the movie well because i guess i'll look at the lyrics later um all right chris oh fuck four
hole it dude we're and i got two bangers lined up i I'm excited for your guys' list. We're doing five, dude.
I want to ride in your guys' car.
I kind of want to ask your opinion.
Yeah, ask me.
Ask me.
I'm here.
You know we always help each other.
Yeah, there's just a lot of different ones I could go.
Maybe I'll just go with this because it's a banger.
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about to pick like a saw once switching gears yeah it's kind of fucked you there my bad uh no
it's okay i mean obviously it's more important than my four pick that the dude it's hopefully
okay and i'm gonna go with before he cheats by car Underwood. Dude, great pick, dude. It's super fun.
A lot of fun.
The lyrics are a lot of fun.
It's another fuck you one.
This is the dance to You Do That Song.
Anyhow, we can just play it.
Yeah.
All right.
This is the one where she's like,
I take a Louisville.
Oh, yeah.
The lyrics are so fun. They are really fun. She fucks's like, I take a Louisville. Oh, yeah. The lyrics are so fun.
They are really fun.
She fucks so fun.
I take a Louisville.
And it's also a warning to the next one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Someone get me another Chardonnay.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
Except she shoots whiskey, dude.
It's in the song.
Good call, dude.
Fuck.
These are great lyrics
and he don't know
I'm dead by dream
into the side
of this pretty little
souped up four wheel drive
call my name
and who is it that sees
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
And lashed our home in all four tires
And maybe next time I'll think before he eats me
One of the best lyrical songs of all time.
It's a great pick, but dude, I gotta say,
just for the fellas here,
you can't mess with the guy's rock.
Yeah, don't fuck with my ring. Okay, look, ladies fellas here, you can't mess with the guy's rock. Yeah, don't fuck with my ring.
Okay, look, ladies, good song, but don't touch the guy's rock.
Seriously, what am I going to do?
Bang up your bathtub or whatever?
Okay, no.
No.
Am I going to cancel your subscription to Sex and the City?
No.
Dude, that's right, dude.
If you're going to commit a crime, don't cry your name.
Yeah, nice job, lady job lady yeah way to leave evidence
but can you but if but here's the thing dude
that's true
she was a bad criminal but
if it is a gal and she carves up your whip
are you really gonna call the pen on a chick though
dude such a good call dude
she's playing 5d chess that's smart
although kind of kind of a secret
badass move
to send her to jail for a while when you get sentenced to six months and you're like sayonara
lady you bring the new chick to the court proceeding dude good call dress her up cool
like all hot you got your arm around you're like this, dude. You know, all like that. Have fun.
I always said you look good in orange.
Yeah.
Cruising, dude.
Just fucking sit down, dude.
All stoked.
You got a fucking hot chick up in court.
Yeah.
Nice song, dude.
Do you think... Dude, maybe there's a judge in there, but I'm the one who's honored, dude.
Ha ha, dude. Ha ha. Ha ha. dude maybe there's a judge in there but i'm the one who's honored
what's the thing dude oh what's the thing dude dude that gobble dude that's it
that's the best that's everyone's cousin, dude. Good pick.
Do you think any of the songs that these people were written about,
do you think they were affected by said song?
Have to be.
I also kind of think you're flattered if they write a song about you.
Like if I dated Taylor Swift,
I would prefer she write a song about me than she didn't.
You know, I want to have an impact.
Well, right.
Especially like with her where she's written about presumably all of her exes it seems like she must it would
must it would actually be like an ultimate power move if she didn't write one about yeah because
it means you didn't matter and then you're sitting there going like what's fine all right i got i i
got two songs i'm going with uh one song is a optimistic breakup song but it's it but it sounds
like it's not going to work out it's's from an artist that we've talked about.
I love this woman's music.
I'm Going Million Reasons by Lady Gaga.
I love Lady Gaga.
Very similar to Sinead O'Connor's song.
I got to say too,
when I had my heart scared
because I was railing too much Adderall
and I had to wait like a couple of weeks
before I got there all clear from the cardiologist i would walk around my block listening to this song
thinking about my ex-girlfriend i couldn't tell her call her and tell her what had happened
because it would have just been more proof of her suspicions that i was out of control
yeah and i would just sing this song and think about her and one day i was crying singing at
a block from our place on hayworth and a neighbor stuck his head out the window and said yeah, brother
That's awesome. That's amazing. Yeah, it was a good person. That guy's the man. He was a good dude
You're giving me a million reasons to let you go You're giving me a million reasons to quit the show
You're giving me a million reasons
Give me a million reasons
Giving me a million reasons
About a million reasons
If I had a highway I would run for the hills
If you could find a driveway I'd forever be still
But you're giving me a million reasons Give me But you've given me a million reasons
Given me a million reasons
Given me a million reasons
About a million reasons
I bow down to pray
I try to make the world seem better
Lord, show me the way
To cut through all this worn out leather i've got a hundred million reasons to
walk away but baby i just need one good one to stay
bro that just changed my entire disposition, dude.
I got lost in that.
So did I.
That might be the song I listened to on the way home.
Yeah.
I got lost there.
I didn't know where I was.
It's so good.
I saw her do that, but she did like a sped up version of it.
She did it like a more like upbeat club gaga song.
Did you see her live?
Yeah, at Coachella.
Another Coachella story.
What's up?
And then she did another. And then the song that she played after. You played You Fucked live? Yeah, at Coachella. Another Coachella story. What's up? And then she did another.
And then the song that she played after.
You fucked up?
Yeah.
That was like our whole day was planned around.
Like it was going to peak at Gaga.
You know?
That was like the one that we wanted to see the most.
And that song, The Cure, that I played for you by Lady Gaga.
Yeah.
She premiered it at that concert.
And then right after she did that fast
She did one of her normal songs
That are fast and upbeat
She did it as a power ballad
I can't remember though
She was amazing
I love that song
I think I need one more rocker song
Because I got two sad ones with Sonato
And that Million Reasons
I got Atlantis Bringing the heat so good and then uh
i can't remember what my other pick was fuck it by iman fuck it by iman such a good pick
it might be the pick of the draft it's like such a good pick it can't it can't be put into a
category but this one i'm gonna go with adolescent fueled anger breakup damn it by blink 182 oh good
nice wow great song
let me do it come on here we go
the best
and i'll cut to the best part. I love this bridge.
Oh, you want it?
You want it?
I'm getting into it.
I love the bridge.
Hmm. I guess this is growing up. dude best three-man band of a bond of all time dude tom delong mark hoppus travis barker dude fuck green day dude look they're sick they're sick i'll give you that they're sick but dude
is that why you're giving me dude i'm just gonna say they're sick i don't know if they're the
sickest ever well dude there is something out all right dude you got dude primus You got fucking deep. Rush.
Alright, that's my list, dude.
That's my list.
Aaron, what's up?
Dude, the way you came in with Blink at the end there, bro.
I want to leave people on a high note.
I want to send them out having a good time.
That was fucking rad of you.
Alright, should I do this this or should i just go
no don't do that one that's that's like third tier what's the other one well this is gonna
piss a lot of people off dude honestly honestly dog, I would do that one. This one? Below that one, dude.
Yeah, that one's good.
Chicks love it, dude.
I'm doing that so you can get some chicks, dude.
But I just don't like singing it.
It's not a fun song to sing.
But, dude, you'll get mass DMs, bro.
Dude, let big bro wingman you, dude.
Dude, you'll get mass DMs, bro.
Fuck, are you for real?
Dude, Chitties love that song, dude.
Evidence, bro. Evidence, dude. fuck you for real dude chitties chitties love that song dude evidence bro evidence dude
evidence
all right fair enough dude that's integrity no i think i'll just do this one
no you're not doing the top one are you no do the first one you show me
or go personal but i'm just if you don't pick soon i might have
to knock you out nah fuck it let's just do it yeah do you do you uh i'm gonna go forever and
always by taylor swift we gotta have swift on the list yeah you know we got it i mean i prefer
the piano version which is slower but it's basically um i just don't know that one actually full full
candy you'll know when it when you start playing it you'll know it but yeah which one uh piano
version yeah i like that one i like the piano version more but it's oh and i kind of wanted
t swift on here she's the best breakup songwriter ever ever ever, ever. I'm going to drop the twang.
No, never. You looked me in the eye and told me you loved me
Were you just kidding? Cause it seems to me
This thing is breaking down, we almost never speak
I don't feel welcome anymore
What happened? Please tell me
Cause one second it was perfect
Now you're halfway out the door
And I stare at the phone
He still hasn't called
And then you feel so low
You can't feel nothing at all
And you flash back to when
He said forever and always
And it rains in your bedroom
Everything is wrong
It rains when you're here
And it rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone
I was there
dude is that song
for when you're breaking up
with being awake
big bro just came in
with the body slam
he didn't want me to do it
and I did it
now he's telling me
I respect it
I respect it I did it now he's telling me I respect it what'd you say Aaron
right right right
oh
don't touch me
like no list is perfect
strider five hole
Question before I do this
Is it breaking up
If a chick dies
And now she's with God
Wait are you stealing my thing
No I don't know but this is what I'm asking
I asked that before the podcast
Oh did you
Yeah do you not remember that
You were in the conversation
You were sitting there
I sat here and I said hey I was going to do this song Yeah. Do you not remember that? We had a conversation. I go, hey, do you remember? You were in the conversation. You were sitting there.
I sat here and I said, hey, I was going to do this song.
Is it a genre, Ben, if you break up because the girl died?
Verbatim.
Yep.
I remember this now.
What?
All right.
All right.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
I cannot do that pick.
I'll save it for honorable mentions.
I wonder if we're thinking of the same song because you never said the song.
I did. I did.
Okay.
Then it's not the song. What song are are you thinking of but this isn't my pick okay
i was thinking of nick cave into my arms oh that's a beautiful song yeah it's a beautiful song i
don't think the girl dies in that one i think she doesn't she die and she like goes to no he
mentions what would happen if they did die not a breakup song but it's not a breakup it's just
about loving someone a lot that's a beautiful song just that would have been an unforgiven
pick so you saved me and you know what thank you it's from your movie. It's just about loving someone a lot. That's a beautiful song. Just, that would have been an unforgiving pick. So you saved me.
And you know what?
Thank you.
It's from your movie that you love
that Aaron loves too.
Bro,
that movie makes me cry, dude.
About time.
Fucking good movie.
Okay.
My pick is going to be,
how can we not have this band on here already?
It's The Cure,
Pictures of You.
Thank you.
Gotta have it.
Gotta have it.
Aaron just said,
thank you, dude.
Strider's gonna win
for like the fucking
50th time in a row
cream check
it's a great song
Chad's list is banger
but this is a great song
and The Cure is the old
I mean wedding singer
sorry I don't have enough time
I've been listening to
a lot of The Cure lately
I don't know this song
you'll know it
when you hear it
oh fuck dude
I missed a
this isn't even my favorite one.
I fucking missed a beauty.
I did a...
What do you...
What's up?
A stoker reached out to my DMs
because they did a draft.
It was 13 picks in a row.
They did a 13-pick draft?
Some stokers did?
Whoa.
And they wanted you to judge on it
What an honor
That's a lot of research to judge on that
Did he judge?
This is beautiful dude
I got baked at this concert with Nicole Emanuel
Dude that's rad
Thanks dude
She sounds hot
Are you manuel's
wife is my turn yeah dude my number five is don't speak by no doubt great one dude
what a bombshell of a number five i know just what you're feeling no aaron we can cut it here we can cut it at five i'm sorry uh i mean no doubt classic 90s band gwen stefani you gotta love her yes
and classic oc like hot oc chick yeah yeah who's like kind of like and it's about like
with the bassist in their band.
I know, the turmoil was there.
And they're playing it together?
They're singing it to each other.
Wow.
Incredible.
She also did it, Gavin Rosdale,
who also has a great breakup song.
Is Glycerine a breakup song?
I have no idea what Glycerine is about.
All right, honorable mentions real quick.
This is what I really wanted to pick.
And I only,
and you know,
it's my battle and research.
I only saw it because of the song that you recommended picture by
Cheryl Crow and Kid Rock.
So good.
That duet.
Duet banger.
Did you get both sides,
bro?
Oh my God.
It's so good.
It's a great song.
And the fact that Kid Rock did that,
I was like,
dude,
well,
he kind of belts harder than her on that song.
And that's like the most impressive part
is Purple Rain
a breakup song
I have no idea
what that song is about
I was told it is
but I couldn't verify it
so I don't
I don't
maybe
I take Purple Rain
very literally
I think he literally
saw Purple Rain
and wrote a song about it
that's what's up
dude
legit
high fives
I mean you got
Fleetwood Mac
you can go
your own way
yeah
oh yeah
Love Yourself by Bieber
was that your other one
instead of Sorry
yep
So Sick by Neo
good one
yeah dude
Careless Whisper
by George Michael
about cheating on somebody
and I think
I don't know if they
actually break up though
I just know that he cheated
but just for the
guilty feeling got no rhythm line.
I wanted to, these broken wings and learn to fly again.
Isn't that like about a kid who got abused or something?
Maybe.
What?
That just feels like that kind of song.
It just feels like that kind of song.
Dude, when you said that, I was like, whoa.
But it might have been, yeah.
We missed like a huge album, I feel like.
Confessions oh
was that what you were
thinking about
when you said
cause when you said
when you said
when you picked the Bieber
I was thinking of Timberlake
I was thinking of Usher
same deal
I was thinking of Usher
cause he's got Burn
and he's got
Confessions Part 2
Burn I can't tell who's
I think that's
Breakup
we gotta let it burn
cause a lot of it's like
it's funny cause he does
have herpes
oh yeah maybe it's about herpes like some of it burn. It's funny because he does have herpes. Oh, yeah.
Maybe it's about herpes.
Some of it's about walking.
It's like needing to walk away from a relationship.
But then he also sings about like, I'm still burning for this person until they return.
But is he singing both sides?
I don't know.
I was listening to it in prep for this and I was like, I'm fucking confused.
Yeah.
Because I can't tell if he's switching.
I can't tell when he's switching perspectives if he is.
Not necessarily a breakup song, but Miss Jackson by Outkast.
Yes.
Yeah.
Or Roses.
Caroline.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a really fun song.
Also Heartless from Kanye.
This is How You Remind Me by Nickelback.
I was wondering.
I didn't consider.
I'm like, is this one?
But it's a great song.
It should be all of our honorable number ones. Unbreak My heart tony braxton beautiful song charlene by anthony hamilton
and then the one that i wanted you to pick thank you love thank you oh thank you yeah oh thank you
i just don't like singing that song so i couldn't pick it because it's not like
it is a fun fuck you song and she does go through like a million relationships in it, which is really fun.
The End of Heartache by Killswitch and Gage.
Whoa.
Might have to play that one.
A 77 times 7 one?
Absolutely.
That's a great one.
I almost picked it.
I thought about it.
It was a little inside baseball.
I don't know.
Maybe everyone knows Brandy.
Oh, there's Yesterday.
All my troubles seem so far away.
Is that about a breakup though?
I just think like somebody died, you know what I mean?
There's a few songs in there where I'm like
I feel like somebody's parent died
Or like got like a bad diagnosis or something
Good For You by Olivia Rodrigo rips
Since you've been gone?
Since you've been gone
Oh, one of the best
I mean that whole album's a breakup album
But I think Good For You might be her best
Because the whole song of Good For You is like,
it's like her listing all the things that she helped him.
It's all about how she helped him grow as a person,
and now he's taken all the stuff,
all the knowledge from their relationship
and used it in his next one, and how that pisses her off.
It's like one of the lines is like,
looks like the therapist I found for you has really helped.
Yeah, dude, amazing.
What about, does Bob Marley, No Woman, No Cry, is that one?
I think that's a breakup.
I don't know.
I never, I probably could be.
Or Bill Withers.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Oh, that's definitely a breakup song.
I know, I know, I know.
I love that song.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Since You've. I know, I know, I know, I know
Since You've Been Gone is so fun.
It's amazing, dude.
Since You've Been Gone
Avril, My Happy Ending.
Oh, you gotta have Avril.
Does Avril Lavigne have one?
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, Avril, okay.
So much for my happy ending.
I still listen to Sk8er Boi.
It fires me up.
It's one of the best songs.
You guys ever heard Miley Cyrus' song,
Angels Like You?
It's so good.
Dude, Miley's good, dude.
She fucking rocks.
She's got like a smoky voice.
I love that voice.
Yeah.
I love a female vocalist
with a deeper register.
Those Backyard,
when she sings Jolene,
one of the best breakup songs ever
She rips that shit. Yeah, and angels like you is just all like her being like I'm a shitty person
But I told you that up front. Sorry that you're a good person and I fucked your life up
It's like yeah, it's worried about an affair song
She's saying don't fuck this shit up. Yeah. Yeah, Jolene's my account Strider. Do you want to pass on that thing?
Guys we're gonna be out of this studio
Oh, yeah, where you guys gonna in a month?
We might have to go back to the ATC for a while, which would be awesome and then and then and then we've got to find a studio. Thank God.
Yeah, it would be nice.
Some of the guys are saying,
because I postponed the game,
it might just be a tie.
I'll take a tie.
Me too.
Yeah.
All right, so a lot of honorable mentions.
A lot of honorable mentions that didn't get up there.
Although, you know,
they were sitting on there for a long time,
and then Don't Speak came out,
Pictures of You came out.
Appreciate those picks, guys.
Thank you.
Good job, boys.
If you're going to do a Taylor Swift, why not We Are Never Getting Back Together?
I like the song, but it was overplayed, so I got annoyed with it.
So it's just not one of my faves.
But I totally get it.
It's kind of the more obvious one to pick for sure.
Chandelier.
Oh, yeah.
But that's like breaking up with drinking, isn't it?
No.
I think she's going to get drunk because she's so heartbroken.
Oh, I just always took that as like... I think that's an addiction song.
The thing is, with a lot of these, you could probably have multiple ones. But breaking up with your addiction, that's fucking hard. I always took it as an addiction song. That's how I... The thing is, with a lot of these, you could probably have multiple ones,
but I always take that as a...
But breaking up with your addiction,
that's fucking hard, dude.
I always take it as an addiction song
more than a breakup song, but that works.
I'm writing a breakup song about me and the vape.
It's going to be heartfelt.
It's going to be tough.
Yes, okay.
I can't go a show without mentioning my favorite band,
Jimmy World.
They have three great ones called Your House, If You Don't Don't, and Disintegration.
How did we all miss the boat on picking Jimmy World?
What if I didn't miss those three?
How did we all miss the boat?
That was going to be my whole list.
I was slam dunking this thing, dude.
That was like my top three.
I was like Disintegration, Jimmy World.
They're all three of them are too obvious.
I didn't want to do that.
That would be hilarious.
I don't know if this room could withstand that cream.
Yeah, Aaron would just be asleep right now.
Refractory period.
I Just Don't Think I'll Get Over You by Colin Hay.
It's in Garden State.
Oh, nice.
Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar.
Oh, that's a fun one.
Lost Cause, Beck.
Nice.
Don't know that.
It's No Good, Depeche Mode. It's a fun one. Lost Cause, Beck. Nice. I love Beck. Don't know that. It's No Good, Depeche Mode.
It's a great song.
And even Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.
First song I knew.
Oh, that's a breakup song.
It's fucking rad.
Oh, yeah.
That's a fun one.
Here I go again on my own.
I sit down as a guy, quit his job.
Yeah.
I just thought it was a guy about like fixed up cars.
Those 80s guys really had like a vision of themselves.
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
Well, I mean, a song written about a divorce that we didn't get is In the Air Tonight.
Oh, yeah.
Also The Police, but that's a creepy one.
Every breath you take.
Yeah, is that about stalking
my high school english teacher who ripped
miss brain she said that was about the book
frankenstein
that frankenstein wrote that about
or that the monster wrote that about frankenstein
sting definitely
wrote that about following
she didn't have her masters
and i guess
every breath you take She didn't have her master's. And I guess...
Sorry, my fourth place is Chad.
Whoa!
I love Dancing on My Own.
I love... I think Don't Speak is a great pick.
It was Nookie, huh?
Nookie in the middle.
Nookie sunk me.
Bieber, Cry Me River.
Bieber!
I don't really love any of those songs.
When you went through a breakup, did you listen to Nookie? Because Bieber Cry Me River Bieber I don't really love any of those songs when you went through
a breakup
did you listen to Nookie
because that's pretty hilarious
it's kind of a compliment
when you broke up
with Monster Energy
and switched to Rockstar
did you listen to Nookie
and then it's a clean face
I still listen to Nookie
I love it and I'm going to Nookie I love it
And I'm gonna stand by it
I'm just glad I didn't get last
Fuck yeah
Wait so what else besides Nookie?
Watch it
He's got a wand
Watch it
Aaron be careful
I don't really I mean I don't really love Cry Me a River as a song.
I feel like a lot's come out about how Timberlake did Britney Dirty in that whole situation by making it public.
Yeah, I wasn't aware of that.
Yeah.
You know, I'm sorry.
It's got to be Chris.
I love the first two picks.
Well, I didn't even know that Mariah Carey song
was a breakup song, to be honest.
I was, my sister played it a million times.
I thought it was like,
we belong together.
The chorus is we belong together.
Yeah.
Oh, so it could mean it's active.
Well, right before that,
it's when you left, I lost a part of it.
Yeah, I know.
I never heard,
I never paid attention to the opening lyrics.
So don't, I mean,
I'm not giving you points away for that.
I just didn't know.
But yeah, I don't know.
You kind of lose me with Forever and Always.
Yeah.
Before He Cheats is fine.
It is what it is.
AR is a good choice.
I like that.
That's a fun song.
Which one was that?
I Will Always Love You.
Beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
Good one.
Good one.
Starting pick, though.
Written by Doy parton about
because she was on a tv show and she was leaving the tv show and she worked with the star of it
forever in in the operaland world and so she wrote it for him wow i always love you even though i'm
leaving to become a fucking megastar yeah was she married at the time to someone else she's she's
been married to the same dude for like
50 years damn bro you never see him your wife pops out those songs actually like thanks honey
she's like yeah it's about the guy i'm working with you're like okay
yeah but it's weird he's never you never see pictures of this dude like
yeah it's weird she's never no some things are better hidden i agree like carl or something
of course it's always a carl dave dave carl is his name it's wade dude carl dave dave
it's wade robson number two number two strider yes dude you know what i knew i was gonna win
just because you couldn't give it to you nine times in a row. Well, no, no. I mean, La Volterra's part, great.
I'd rather go blind.
Great.
Unforeseen pick.
Sometime around midnight, you kind of lose me.
Maggie Mae, you said you wouldn't even listen to it if you broke up with someone.
That's true.
But then you hit us again with, you know, you hit a haymaker.
This could be a number one.
Pictures of you by The Cure.
Really brings you back out.
But yeah, JT fucking knocks it out of the park
you know why because i've been through the most breakups dog
for experiences
so congratulations jt park let's go bro the breakup song draft let's Park. Let's go, bro. You won the breakup song draft. Let's fucking go, dude.
Let's fucking go, bro.
All right, let's get in.
We're going to skip questions.
We've got to get straight to the next part.
Chad, who is your beef of the week?
My beef of the week, I'm not sure if this has been done in the last couple,
but it's Call of Duty 2.
Yeah, bro. I've tried.
I tried last night. I tried before christmas before i went on holiday i tried dude bring back for dance activision bring back for dance bring back
rebirth i don't know this new game sucks you suck yeah fuck you yeah it blows whack as fuck it's crazy for a game to get that much
worse like you just expect these things to get better they get it's the thing it's like they get
too like they're trying too hard it was like simple and perfect not not too simple but like
now it's like you die so quickly.
It's so hard to aim.
The map all looks the same.
I don't even know where the fuck I'm going.
Yeah, you can't see anything.
What's the difference between a pack and a supply box?
What is that?
It's crazy.
The three plates.
Three plates?
When I found that out, I was out, dude.
They're like, you have the availability of a third plate, but you have to find it i was like dude you know what it is i think it's the people who designed the game they didn't have enough laymen in the room like they should have had us bros in
there who are like bad players yeah except for you chris and we all would have been like no dude
that shit's too complicated yeah it's so annoying it's like they felt they needed to make changes
because they don't want to come out with the exact same game
but everything they did
I was like why
I know
and I just
all I want is Verdansk
oh that's
that's please
yeah I heard they come out
with Verdansk on mobile
but who the fuck
wants to play mobile
mobile
so you play on your phone
dude you just fixed it
I did
whoa
oh you did
you knocked it
I knocked it
don't mess it up
yeah you fixed it it's organic that was organic we it. No, it's perfect. Don't mess it up. Yeah, you fixed it.
It's organic.
That was organic.
Great job.
Wow.
We never wanted to fix it.
People have been complaining about that for two years now.
That was amazing.
Or was it your wand, bro?
Because you looked at it.
Oh, yeah.
It was your wand, dude.
I was like, whoa.
But yeah, dude.
Feng shui.
Activision, give us back for dance.
This new version, you know, poke it.
Yeah, dude.
Strider.
Let's see.
My beef has got to be with when I went to the hardware store, dude.
Because that's where I went and got my tree and everything.
It's just right outside the hardware store.
Then I cruised into the hardware store.
Basically, I go in there to just get an extra key made.
It's the only thing I know how to do at the hardware store
and i was just beefing on myself like all the dudes in there didn't respect me they knew that
i didn't belong in there just by the way i was walking i don't know what can they draft
they might not be able to fucking drive they can't drive for shit bro it's true that's the way to
look at that's this is my arena dude and that's their arena but here's the thing i respect their
arena and i want their approval, dude.
I want to be loved by the dude
in the hardware store.
I want to be respected
when I'm like,
look, I need to put up some curtains.
I've got this type of drywall.
He asked me,
where are the studs in your drywall?
Do you have a stud file?
What?
And then immediately,
he's just like,
just buy this easy to use kit
and you can return it.
And I just leave
feeling like such a dumb ass
and i can't even use it and then i go there and i'm like i don't even own a hammer dude
so that's my new year's resolution is to fucking become a beast in the hardware store
so i'll probably just hang out there on saturdays now uh my beef of the week is between greta
thunberg and andrew tate oh let's go wow good so andrew tate. Oh, let's go. Wow, good to meet you. So Andrew Tate reached out to her,
talking about all of his cars and said,
please provide your email address
so I can send a complete list of my car collection
and their respective enormous emissions.
She responded back to that.
This is all online where everyone can see.
Yes, please do enlighten me.
Email me at smalldickener energy at get a life.com
and he got pissed so he responded with a video which had a pizza box in it which then allowed
the authorities to find out that he was in romania and they were able to arrest him for
sex trafficking and then she had the final word when she responded and said this is what happens
when you don't recycle your pizza boxes.
It was funny.
Amazing.
Also,
dude,
the balls on Tate to do sex trafficking for him.
If he's guilty.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Finally,
he was like laundering money or like it wasn't,
it wasn't sex trafficking,
but he was doing something tangential.
What surprised me about that is like,
so it was money laundering.
That actually makes more sense.
Cause when I saw it was trafficking and I assumed it was human trafficking,
I was like,
isn't Andrew Tate making like millions of dollars off of his like stuff like why would he be in that business i think that i think that
yeah he's running like an only fans agency so i think the the the charge was that he like
lured girls into his place and sort of like held them captive yeah and made them do these things
these webcams things so i don't know so then my question is if you're doing that why are you also
trying to be the most famous person in the world like if you're running a business that you knew
was illegal why would you simultaneously be trying to make your face be everywhere
yeah it's a i don't know because he's a dude because he's alpha well that's the thing
yeah well that's the thing is like you you'd hear about all the way he'd be like you'd be like i'm
so rich i'm like you know i'm worth 50 million dollars whatever then you hear about how he's
making his money it's all like sleazy ways and you're like that's kind of just gross yeah you know he's the worst dude um but his car sounded sick
dude my beef of the week
it's got to be new year's eve yeah yeah it's a good one bad holiday and like i don't i'll never
wrap my head around why it sucks ass but i have i've had like three good
new year's eves in my whole life and really what i think it is is those nights would have been
excellent nights had they been any other night besides new year's eve the expectations are
astronomical you can try and divorce yourself from be like no i'm just gonna stay in and like chill
but when it gets to around 10 30 at night and you're just sitting on the couch you get this
feeling in your stomach where you're like this kind of sucks like yeah am i a loser like should i be living it
up right now but if but i've been on the other side of that where you're out at night and you're
at a house party you're like this house party kind of sucks i don't know that many people
i don't think i'm gonna hook up with anybody this is such a buzzkill and then even on nights where
i had a partner it just it for whatever reason it makes you reflect
on your whole year and it's like uh i just don't think it's a good holiday and then i was thinking
like fourth of july is the other huge day holiday and that one's always pretty good so i don't know
why new year's eve sucks and fourth of july rips i don't understand it's the post holidays malaise
i i've been having it the past few days where I just sat.
After the holidays, it's just...
Because there's so much buildup and it's jolly.
And then you have the holidays and you're just like,
fuck, now it's January.
Dude, you know what?
There's something charming about the winter in December.
And then past, you're like, get me the fuck back to summer.
Yeah, it's been raining.
Dude, you know what?
You're right because my brother knows this about me.
It's been kind of a thorn in my family's side,
is that I dislike Christmas a lot, too.
Right.
And I like to isolate on Christmas.
And then, yeah, New Year's is just...
You know what?
I'll go bigger in my beef.
It's not just New Year's Eve.
It's that whole week of holidays.
I think they fucking blow.
It's just such a huge commitment, the whole thing.
And also, to your point about Fourth of July, it's a whole day. But a huge commitment the whole thing and also like to your
point about fourth of july it's like it's a whole day but like new year's eve like there's like a
countdown like you're supposed to be you're supposed to be having the best time like right
as it counts down which is a lot of pressure you know and it is like hanging with family can be
stressful there's that whole thing before it yeah it's just like a day like thanksgiving's a day
it's really just like it can be just like one meal you know and then you're and then you're out
and a lot of fake enthusiasm on all those days too it's forced fun yeah i think it was more than
forced fun yeah we're having a good time i hate that and that time dude that really nice girl
she's married now she's a great job she blew our buddy
and then kissed me
afterwards at midnight
nice dude
in the theater
JT loved it
I did not love it
I just said
I didn't hate it
I did not love it
well it was funny
the guy who got blown
I wouldn't have known
he made sure
to come forward
he ran up to me
and he's like,
dude, did you just kiss so and so?
She just blew me.
All our reactions were just like,
oh, oh, oh.
See, I kind of, I think I miss house parties for New Year's
because I think that's actually,
if it's like you're just at a house party with friends,
it's like, you don't even have to wait for a drink.
It's like, I feel like it takes some of the the anxiety out but i haven't actually like gotten to that point
i haven't aged back into house parties yeah it's true yeah you kind of i think we're like right on
the cusp we need more friends who are homeowners dude yeah uh chad who's your baby the week uh
my baby the week's the carib dude. That's so good.
Nice blue water.
Jack Sparrow's tan.
Palm trees.
It's just awesome.
You know?
Dude, I was watching your Instagram, dude.
It was getting me through the holiday season, dude.
On the boat?
Bro.
And even on the docks when you were dancing.
I watched that like eight times, dude.
Dude, are you for real right now?
A hundred percent.
Eight times, dude.
Fuck.
Like a rock song.
Exactly, dude.
I hit an octave on that video, bro.
Yeah, that's the Bahamas.
That's what it does.
I love the Bahamas.
I love the Caribbean.
It's the best.
Brings me so much joy nice that's awesome
and you get a tan during christmas dude yeah that's fucking smart you're stealing bro i gotta
say though still still didn't take away the malaise yeah there's something i texted you i was like i
gotta get home dude yeah i fucking but did you not see fam over christmas no i did i did and then you went
because then no we went on a cruise with fam oh nice um but you know it's coming back they're
coming back i i don't know something weird it's i don't agree amen there's only agree
just throw the babe i just want to get a cruise ticket one way no stops
off the edge of the right off the side of the flat earth right out there just me and a bunch
of flat earthers let's get on this boat and drop you and kairi irving just playing some b-ball
can't wait to go crossing me over for eternity dude
that is pretty funny
are you just smiling on the way down and you just go told you
we're so right
dude um my baby of the week's gotta be my freaking dank ass fiance dude
she's been making these dank juices at home whoa it's great dude she has this program that she
signed up for like vegetables that are like a little bruised or whatever but she's gonna juice
them anyway so fuck it and we get those and she juices them up and bro they're
amazing brother give us the mix well I get my favorite it's just a shirt up
carrot ginger so dank it's sweet it's really good no yeah like but carrots are
sweet I don't like ginger or something but ginger can get you but I like IPAs
so it's interesting my my root some Some little turmeric in there, bro.
She makes a nice green apple, ginger, kale, cucumber, turmeric.
Is something wrong here?
I don't know.
I don't hear him as well.
I mean, I'm talking about my fiance's juices, so.
Wicked Cruz.
Wicked Pete Cruz, indeed.
Everyone's like Strider cool
You fucking loser
No people love it
You know that
You do think
You know people love it
These juices are sick dude
Yeah
Turmeric's good for you man
But here's the thing
They're warm
That's all I'm saying
You just put a little
Spice in that drink
I like it dude
That woke me up
Christopher
I'm gonna go with my dog zoe she uh we road
tripped and she fucking hates the car i think she gets car sick easy because she usually sticks her
head like down but she freaking beasted i mean we were in the car for like 14 hours, 15 the other day.
She just freaking chilled and just laid there.
And every time we stopped, a lot of times we just left her in there.
Then when we said do your business, she did it real quick and was back in.
So thanks for making it easy.
And it was nice to spend the holidays with her and not have to board her somewhere.
That's so much better than having to board your dog.
And Zoe has taken great strides.
She was always loving and energetic, but she would hop on you.
But you guys did a good job of being like, no hopping.
She's lazy as fuck now.
It's nice.
That's great.
She loves the snow, dude.
She's having a fucking blast.
Really?
Yeah, she'd stick her nose in it and then pop her head up.
Look like a little coke head.
It was so funny and adorable
so yeah love you zoe good work this christmas appreciate you um
my babe of the week is the playwright tom stoppard he's 85 he's probably most famous
for writing shakespeare in love and his plays are like super dense and hard to understand
i've only ever tried to read them and it's a chore but dude i saw his new play leopold stop when i was in new york i saw a
lot of live theater i saw mike berbiglia's one man show one of the best things i've ever seen
beast um dude this play leopold stop gut punch and we were talking about this last night theater
always goes there like every play is about the nine most impactful things
that can happen to a human.
It's like your dad betrays you.
Your kid's not your kid.
It's like all that shit.
Incest.
Yes.
Like heavy in plays.
Multiple abortions.
Always betrayal.
And there's always betrayal in theater.
That's like the main kicker of it.
Abuse of every kind.
But there's something about seeing it that's cathartic because
it's stuff you run away from and then when it's shoved in your face like that it makes you less
afraid of all that stuff and i haven't had that experience with like tv or movies in a while so
you can't pause it yeah you can't stop it and it's real people up there giving it their fucking all
and uh yeah i just thought that play it's and so this play is not as challenging it's like easier
to understand and it was beautiful man just fucking gut punch that is the thing though
sometimes you can go see a play and you can be like what's going on yeah they can sell you can
not follow sometimes plays you can't follow and they can be corny really easily like if they do
bad job with the lighting and like especially like that magic realism shit it can knock you out yeah a lot of magical realism they break the fourth too much yeah i saw samuel l too and john david washington
really yeah in a play yeah they did they did this like legendary play the uh the piano lesson and
then uh fuck yeah samuel was really good it was kind of a subdued part but there's one part in
the play where they all just start hitting a beat and then they all start singing john david washington um the guy who
was like steel in the dc movie and then uh or like the cyborg oh ray fisher yeah and then uh
and john david washington and they fucking dude they're just singing like live and i was like
how are the other two dudes uh john david washington had like great physicality you know he's like an athlete he was really good but he
was a little and he played the guy like really intense but there wasn't as much like nuance to
it but he was better than i thought he would be because i'm not a huge fan of his how was ray
fisher he was good he was like trying to be like really comedic and like talking in a real slow
drawl and it kind of annoyed me but by the end of it he won me over but that's how plays always are
they kind of feel corny at first and then it wins you over it's always tough and like that's why
when they're bad they're so bad because it's like somebody like the acting feels um i don't know
forced forced more forced yeah and because you know you're going to be there for about two and
a half hours you've got to be like especially with a musical or a play you gotta be like
i gotta get into this you sit down i I better I'm a guy need to get
on board mm-hmm otherwise it's tough Chad who's your legend week my legend
the week is in the same vein as you your babe but I've been talking for years
about getting a pup what and I like signed up in october and it happened i'm getting a pup let's go when dude
when uh three weeks from now her name right now is ellen she's a mini golden did you name her after
ellen degenerous no they named her ellen oh we're gonna name her Alola. You told me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.
But she's like the cutest dog ever.
Pictures.
Show us some photos, dude.
When you get that dog, you come meet the dog. You got to come meet and I'm going to watch The Lion King with her.
Smart.
Oh.
She's chewing a blanket, everyone.
She is chewing a blanket. Dude, that coat blanket she's a cute little nugget oh my gosh
the light hue of that coat she's with her little pink bow oh my god did you post that photo uh
candy did i think i saw that fuck yeah adorbs dude so very very cute very cute doggy play dates
play dates sunny yeah very excited It's sunny, yeah.
Very excited to have a doggie, so.
Congrats.
It's going to change your life, dude.
It's going to change your life for the better.
I've been holding off on it for.
You've been itching to do this.
Dude, I know.
Damn, dude, that's going to be amazing.
Yeah.
You're going to feed it treats, dude.
It's going to love you.
Maybe just wake up.
It should go home.
Oh. Oh. Dude, dude i love that i love dogs
strides who's your legend of the week my legend of the week fuck dude
my legend of the week is i don't know dude maybe you know maybe i just gotta give a shout out this
is always these guys are always there for me day in, day out, weekly.
I've said it before, but I got to say it again.
Did the KB boys thread maybe?
I just got to say they're good dudes.
They're lifting weights.
They're keeping us inspired, especially this time of year.
I get a lot of texts and a lot of days where I'm like, I'm over it.
My knee kind of hurts, so I don't want to move anything.
I get a text, and it's like just completed this
workout in 15 minutes or just did 2 000 calories on this and i go i gotta fucking move so legends
dude to the boys dude just legends is the boys dude also a good show i haven't watched that
show it's great i was really good I think you'd like it it is darker
it's dark but it's pulpy dark
but it's also fun and you'll laugh a lot
but sometimes you're like whoa
and dude Homelander's performance is
he's unreal
all time best thing going on
Tony Stark
he's incredible
you should be taking home gold all the time dude
he should
where's his Emmys
where's Golden Globes
I gotta say
the Carl Urban character
kinda getting on my nerves
a little bit at this point
yeah
but everybody's so good
Huey's great
Starlight
they're all so good
fucking love Frenchie
yeah he's a little annoying
I was gonna say
I liked him
and then he said that
I was like
that's actually more right
yeah
huh
which character do you hate
Frenchie
oh yeah oh really I like do you hate? Frenchie.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, really?
I like Frenchie.
I like Frenchie, actually.
Is he the French guy?
Yeah.
Dead serious.
He's the good kisser.
Oh.
Yeah.
Chris, he's your legend.
You, dude?
No.
Baby, right now we're in the Super Bowl for fantasy, man. It's been a great season.
We'll see what happens since, obviously.
Yeah, there's bigger concerns.
Yeah, but it's been a great season.
It's been a wild ride.
And, man, it's been a...
We had some lean years, and look, whatever happens,
we're in the Super Bowl right now.
It was a fucking sick season
and it's way more fun to call each other be like man our team's good
the class that we have to not make justin jefferson our beef of the week
oh yeah we've rode that dude all season he's had one of the best wide receiver seasons in
recent memory maybe of all time and then he gets blank gets blanked by Alexander for one catch for 15 yards.
When Alexander was talking shit earlier in the week.
Dude, I think Kirk was hurt.
His ball looked bad coming out.
I blame Kirk more than Jefferson.
Yeah, that ball looked goofy coming out.
Who were you guys playing?
Trevor Moylan.
Great guy.
Fierce competitor.
He had Austin Eckler, who was unstoppable.
Bro, he had a career-long rushing touchdown, 72 yards.
And Eckler's a great guy.
I love him.
He's a tough guy.
Dude, yeah, he's got a great body.
Love that rig.
Look, we'll see what happens.
But it was still a good one.
Pretty eyes, too.
I mean, you know, I wish we had secured the dub,
but I was like, you know, either way, man, it's been a great ride.
So thank you.
It's been fun.
We put it all out there.
My legend of the week is I was doing chest press at a gym in Studio City.
And I had a 70 dumbbells inclined chest press.
And I was struggling to get my...
I had it.
I was under control.
But I was struggling to get up that eighth rep.
And you know when you're under the tension. But you know you got it. It wasn't like, but I was struggling to get up that eighth rep. And you know, when you're under the tension,
but you know,
you got it.
It wasn't,
it wasn't like I wasn't going to drop them,
but as I'm getting to the top and finish my set,
this burly,
burly Russian guy,
just so gently comes behind me,
puts his hand under my elbows and not forceful at all.
Just goes one more,
bro.
Oh my God, dude, get the fuck out of here. and not forceful at all just goes one more bro oh my god
that's amazing
and then I'm laying there with my struggle face
and I hear him say that and it just turns into the biggest
smile of my life and I go
I come down
he gives me a perfect spot
just barely
hitting those bows just right when I need
them to just hitting those bows I get it up
I drop the up i drop the
bell i drop the the dumbbells he's already turned back he's like i could tell you had one more man
i had to help you get it i was like i appreciate you dude that's the only way i think that could
have been better is if you turn around and he's already gone he was never disappeared or if he
was ukrainian yes he might have been i don't know but dude beast that's true. He was Ukrainian. Yes. He might have been.
I don't know.
But dude, beast.
That's amazing.
What a perfect spot.
Chad, what's your quote of the week?
One more, bro.
My quote of the week
comes from
The Tradition of Festivus
by
George Costanza's
father.
What's his, what's George Costanza's father's name?
Jerry Stiller?
Yeah, Jerry Stiller, but what's the character's name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Anyways.
Mr. Costanza?
Mr. Costanza.
The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
I got a lot of problems with you people,
and now you're going to hear about it.
Frank Costanza.
You, Kruger.
My son tells me your company stinks.
Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet
if you had a hot date with a babe.
That's my quote.
Festivus airing of grievances.
Let's go. Let's see here. I'm trying toin of grievances. Let's go.
Let's see here.
I'm trying to look up a...
Okay, hold on.
I want to do it from...
Wait, can you come back to me real quick?
Because I have to find this.
Bro, absolutely.
Chris?
This one...
I think it's been attributed to different people over the years,
but it's been around for like hundreds or thousands of years.
Some version of it.
Defeat is an orphan,
but victory has a thousand fathers.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
All right.
Start.
Can you go?
Cause I have to find my book.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I got it.
I'm ready.
No,
thanks.
And JT,
take your time.
Cause this quote can go on
for a while if I want
and it starts
sometime around midnight
or at least
that's when you lose yourself for a minute
or two
as you stand
under the bar light
and the band plays some song about forgetting yourself
for a while.
JT's not back yet?
And the piano.
All right.
Chad, do you want to go?
Well, you already went.
Yeah, I went.
Okay.
Dude, I forgot.
I forgot about the thought to do it next week.
Dude, I could lend you any lyric you want from Sometime Around My Night.
I heard you singing it.
It sounded nice.
Thank you.
Hold on.
Let me look this up real quick.
Maybe the part where he goes,
and you just have to see her.
You just have to see her.
You just have to see her.
You know it'll break you
in two turns
you know what's another great song that's not really while JT looks
a good I don't think it's a breakup song but I love
it's in the same vein of that like bad singing
but I love it is the song
Rockabye by Sean Mullins
yes it's a great song
everything's gonna be alright
Rockabye
but then when he talks he goes
she used to go to parties
with Dennis Hopper
and Sonny and Cher.
Oh, I remember.
Yeah, I remember that part.
When he talks.
I love how quickly
you slip into your Nick Cage.
All my character voices
are just Nick Cage
doing that.
It's just like 10 seconds
until it starts to turn into that.
It's so true. It's so good. Oh, yeah. seconds until it starts it starts to turn into
Yeah, have you ever seen Nick Cage? Yes, I actually saw him I checked him in the hotel a little bit ago, bro
What was that was a relatively warm day? He's wearing full leather
Amazing full leather. What kind of like black or brown?
black Black full leather gets out of it stretch what was he like just very chill yeah
I'm gonna need those bags
and I go
can I send those up to the room
yeah
great
great
thanks
thanks Greg
that's awesome
that's amazing dude
what are we doing in town
see you guys
where does he live
this is a few months ago
this is a few months ago
where does he live
I don't know
doesn't he have like a million castles he used to dude I think he I think he had to I think he had to unload a few months ago where does he live i don't know doesn't he have like a million castles
he used to do i think he i think he had to unload a few of those property taxes man
they'll get the best of us maybe he lives in like montana i feel like he's a desert guy
i feel like he's just he's got like 12 homes and one of them's in like a european city that
no one's heard of nice yeah bull fest um f1's gonna be there dude
my quote of the week is a mark maron uh offhanded line that he said to maria bamford during their
podcast where he was because i'll talk to myself a lot when i'm by myself and he said one time he
was by himself and he said uh he was thinking on himself and he goes you're ridiculous but you're no dummy yeah what's your phrase we're
getting after it let's do it no I don't want to do that expelliarmus let me Let me find this real quick
It's gonna be real quick
Sorry, sorry
I'm fucking dropping the ball right now
No, dude
We can always cut it down, baby
Yeah, I'm gonna need those bags
I'm gonna need those
Alright
Alright, here we go
This is my phrase of the week
for getting after it
She feels safe now
in this bar on Fairfax
From the stage
I can tell
that she can't let go
She can't relax.
Just before she hangs her head to cry,
I sing to her a lullaby.
I sing,
Everything's gonna be
alright.
Rock-a-bye.
Rock-a-bye.
Rock-a-bye.
Dude, he does rip.
Chris,
quoting our dad here,
when he's skiing,
because we went skiing,
every time he went blowing,
he always does it.
He's calling himself a certain skier.
I can't really,
but he'd be zipping by me
and every time he'd go by,
I'd go, Jean-Claude.
And he must have done it to me 15 times when we went skiing a week ago.
Dude, my...
That's amazing.
On the plane back from Desbest, he rips on the skis, too.
Jean-Claude.
And when he says it, he's got the biggest fucking smile on his face.
Well, it's his hips.
His hips were like Mikhail Baryshnikov out there
like he was graceful
and he would just be smiling
just carve right in front of me
and just say
Jean-Claude
and then just
and then he's gone
hilarious
dude
my phrase
that we're getting after
is from
one of my favorite films
of all time
I watched it on the way home
from New York
and it never fails
to inspire me
a star is born
you sold dad's ranch and he socks him and i think it's the worst line in the whole movie
but fired me up when i saw it it was because you were drunk jack you know what i like that
movie that they're arizona cowboys yeah because they're kind of more real yeah exactly i like that touch arizona interesting
you stole my fucking voice yeah it's because you got nothing to say
it's a good movie first 45 minutes best 45 minutes oh god dude um all right dudes we did it
that was fun bros good draft good draft thank you dudes thank you Aaron
thanks for listening stokers
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Where to go
When you need
Someone to guide you
Such a happy
Rose beside you
Go in deep
Go in deep
Let's go deep Go in deep I'm going deep. I'm going deep.
I'm going deep.
I'm going deep.