Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 319 - THE FOUR HORSEMEN LIVE | Joe Code Crossover
Episode Date: December 1, 2023Today we are joined by King Hog, Joe Marrese for a collaboration with The Joe Code Podcast. The Legend Strider Wilson will also be T-DART'ing his way to stream, making this a classic Four Horsemen PO...D. Should we do more Live Streamed pods? Leave a like or comment to let us know! Grab some NEW dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! DENVER, CO UP NEXT - TIX HERE:http://www.chadandjt.com Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019or write in to chadgoesdeeppodccast(at)gmail.com(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Episode Sponsored by Rumpl- The Best Blankets! Get 10% off today! https://www.rumpl.com/godeep or use code godeep at checkout! Draft Kings: Get up to a $100 deposit match when you deposit 5$ or more at draftkings.com using code DEEP
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uh hey everyone welcome to joe code this is joe code episode 128 what was that
my guests today are strider chad and jt uh they're here crashing my podcast thanks for having us man well this is also going deep with
chad and jt episode 319 this is joe code episode 128 and uh well what's with the live why why do
we have to do the live i think you're just trying to get out of trying to edit is what i think oh
actually we're behind on releasing an episode this week and we want to give the
Stokers what they want, so we're releasing
this as fast as possible. I'll give the Stokers what they want.
They want hog. Are you going to give them hog?
Yeah. You would never.
Why don't you guys have drinks?
I have a drink. I got three espressos
in here. I got an iced tea, baby.
Sorry. I've got a magic mind.
Yeah, no, I just thought it was your
way of getting out of editing
You don't like live?
No not really
I don't see the need for it
You don't like it
You like it when it's cold and dead and has to be revised
I don't edit mine
I don't need to edit
I don't say anything controversial
So you leave in all your burps and farts?
Yeah I don't fart in this i've heard you fart i burp
i heard you plenty at times well i'm drinking these drinks and i'm talking a lot but i don't
burp i hold it in i hate a burp more than a fart yeah why there's just something it's grosser to me
because it's closer to me it sounds gross the butt's closer to the earth. They got to deal with that. Yeah.
Well, it's great to have you guys here today.
First question is for Chad.
I love this.
Why hasn't your girlfriend followed me back on Instagram?
Whoa!
It's pretty insulting, and I'm really annoyed by it.
And also, you guys never hooked me up with the really hot blonde that came to our show in Irvine.
Whose name escapes me.
But she was wearing a green dress.
I remember that.
Tammy Lou Big Ones.
Is it?
Nice.
All right, fine.
Addressing that first question, she did follow you at first first But if I'm being honest, I told her not to
Whoa
Is that for real?
Well, she just kept talking about you
And she kept asking me about your hog
And I was like, you know what, don't follow Joe
I don't feel comfortable with this
I felt threatened
Yeah, you should feel threatened
I like that you guys have the clean shave I don't feel comfortable with this. I felt threatened. Yeah, you should feel threatened.
I like that you guys have the clean shave.
I might go back to that.
I mean, I would, but I just need hair somewhere.
That's the thing.
Joe, what's your beef of the week?
I don't have one yet.
You mean this sucks?
Yeah, let's do this sucks for the week this sucks for this week guys is uh the pumpkin cheesecake that i had at thanksgiving oh yeah uh my uncle was really
hyping it up but it was freaking bullshit you're like oh this might be good pumpkin i like pumpkin
pie like cheesecake combo together can. Flavors offset into hell.
All right.
Sucked ass.
Get that out of my face.
And then the crust was like Oreo.
What's with that, Strider?
No, that's no good.
You either do a regular cheesecake with an Oreo crust.
Here's the thing.
I'm sick of these blends, dude.
Pick a lane.
Be cheesecake or be pumpkin pie.
Yeah.
Serve both. It's Thanksgiving, for goodness or be pumpkin pie. Yeah. Serve both.
It's Thanksgiving for goodness sakes.
We're all having these calories.
Give me two pieces of whatever it is.
You're saying it was a pumpkin cheesecake with Oreo crust?
Yeah, it was weird.
Oreo crust does sound good, but I like your point that it should be on just a regular pie.
Or I don't really see Oreo with pumpkin.
That doesn't sound right.
Sounds wrong.
Regular cheesecake with Oreo crust.
I have seen a pumpkin cheesecake, but for me, no.
Also, this pumpkin spice bullshit.
It's just nutmeg.
It's just nutmeg.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah.
Is it really?
It's nutmeg.
It's the flavor.
It's not pumpkin spice.
If you eat a lot of that, you'll get high.
I wish Meg would.
Fuck yeah.
Do something with my nuts.
Wait, who's Meg?
Oh, is that the girl in the green?
I wish Meg would nut.
Yeah, something like that.
So guys, how about this?
Do you guys use Uber Eats a lot?
No.
Postmates go.
Yeah, whatever.
Same bullshit.
You just meant like delivery food?
Yeah, it's fine.
I mean, I prefer Uber Eats, but I get Saddle Ranch delivered.
You know, the famous Saddle Ranch.
That's crazy.
Wait, why?
What are you getting from Saddle Ranch?
Do they deliver the bull ride?
Anything.
I'll get the whole menu.
It's good.
No way.
No, it's not.
I'll deliver you a bull ride.
You get ribs?
Do you get a shot of Jack Daniels delivered?
No.
Do you get like a salad with ranch?
They have food.
They have steaks.
We're talking nachos.
Do they bring you that bowl so you can ride it?
He already said that.
Really?
Yeah.
That's smart.
He's smart.
Great minds think alike.
Sorry, I don't listen.
But no, you can get wraps, burgers.
So do they deliver you the bowl?
We're talking prime steaks.
You're not ordering steak from Saddle Ranch.
But listen, I got a-
There's Bolo right across the street.
It's a real steakhouse.
It's probably the same price.
I got a wrap and so with like fries or whatever.
But listen to what they send.
They're like, hey, like sometimes you'll do these, you'll get food delivered and these
companies will bring you, they'll throw in free stuff.
You know what Saddle Ranch sent?
S'mores.
Whoa.
That is cool.
That's cool.
I didn't care for it.
What?
You're upset that he sent you?
What do I have, a freaking fireplace?
Where am I going to roast these marshmallows at?
You put them in the microwave.
Yeah, don't have one.
Okay, so they weren't roasted?
No, they gave me the parts.
So you think it's kind of like classes that they assume you
have appliances well i i think it's kind of gross to put s'mores in a paper well they had the graham
crackers they gave me the chocolate um there was the marshmallows and then there was the uh they
gave some caramel sauce as well oh hold, hold the caramel sauce. Yeah.
Hold that.
That's right.
But that's kind of charming.
That's kind of cute that they did that.
Kind of tasty, too.
They hold the s'mores.
What's your This Sucks of the Week, Chad?
Dude, my This Sucks of the Week is all the alien talk.
Whoa, I didn't know this was going on.
I'm over it.
Yeah, I'm over it, too.
It's too mainstream.
I don't believe it
i like now that they're so open about it yeah now that there's like now we're establishing the uap task force let them have it out there and then these uh
um and then they uh and then they're they're these guys going on rogan they were like
you know there's these whistleblowers, but you know,
it was cool.
Like five years ago when it was like,
when people who were like,
yeah,
you know,
I talked about aliens and then these,
all these agents came to my place and destroyed my life,
you know,
but now people are out in the open.
They're talking about the government's like,
Oh,
I don't know.
You know,
we don't know what's in the sky.
I'm like,
I don't believe it now.
I think it's just a bunch of bologna and the mystique is
gone do you think it's a decoy because they're getting away with something even more uh like big
i don't know that that's even that's tough for me to believe too because it's like people are
saying like oh they have like way more they have like they have technology that's like
way surpass anything we could even imagine they're trying
to keep it hidden i don't i don't know sounds to me like you're getting older
yeah that's true yeah maybe uh yeah i did oh happy birthday time what's up you don't have
time for aliens oh time for aliens i mean yeah could see that point. You know what it is? Our buddy Danny showed me, we were all about the alien stuff,
and I'm like, dude, they said what up to kids in Kenya.
This is legit.
And then they're all talking about it.
And he and I were even talking.
We're like, is the alien stuff going to get,
is the big reveal going to happen?
And it's going to happen right around the time our show comes out,
and that's going to overpower our show um which uh i was like dude that'd be scary i hope they
like you know are conscientious about that and wait like at least a few months before instead
it was mo yeah instead it was mo yeah dude that fucker. Mo came out. What's Mo?
It's just the other show that came out
that just totally buried our show.
Got in the top ten.
Good guy.
He seems like a good guy.
People like him.
I'm okay.
If I see him, I'll be cordial.
Did Mo get picked up for a season deuce?
Yeah, it did.
Oh, I know what
you're talking about now well we passed on that Netflix offered us the bag and we said we just
wanted to do other things creatively that's smart exactly yes yeah because I just I felt like we'd
just be you know treading over the same territory yeah so yeah don't tread on me yeah honestly I
wanted you believe that but uh damn right yeah dude I don't know how do you guys feel about
it bro I don't know it's true
it has gone super mainstream it's like you know you were into the strokes in like 99 and now we're
in like 2004 and every tom dick and harry's blasting it in his drop top z3 it's different
it's not the same yeah i mean strokes are great i think they have some of the sickest movies i'm
thankful for independence day i'm thankful for mars attacks i'm thankful full for alien
um i like it as far as pop culture and entertainment but anytime there's a dude anytime
there's a dude that's an annoying guy who feels like he now has his soapbox to preach upon
i'm not for it yeah i'm like just shut up dude and and you know what i just feel like they just
aren't even there if they are maybe there's aliens There's a lot of space, but I don't know if they've been here.
You don't think they're there now?
Dude, I think aliens...
That's going the way opposite end of believing in it and then just...
It's not Metallica, where it's like you don't have to like them anymore
because they got mainstream.
That's like what you're doing with aliens.
Wait, you don't think they're...
You're just out all the way.
I kind of like that.
Yeah, I am kind of out.
Well, this guy came out and broke it. I kind of like that. Yeah, I am kind of out. Because, like, well, this guy came on Rogue.
He relates to Metallica.
Dude, they have become, they've sold out.
The aliens have sold out.
Yeah, the aliens sold out.
The aliens sold out to the government.
They cut their hands.
Yeah, they're acting in Marvel movies.
Yeah, they're bought by Mitch McConnell.
They've gone electric, dude.
Chuck Schumer.
So, fuck you.
I'll give you my both sides on that.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah.
These people are like, yeah, they're here.
We've made contact.
I'm like, well, then have them come out at a press conference and say, hey.
I'm gay.
Yeah.
I hope they are gay.
I think that'd be sick.
Yeah.
Aliens are at least poly. They're not going to speak English. I bet they're and. I think that'd be sick. Yeah. Aliens are at least probably.
They're not going to speak English.
I bet they're androgynous.
They just have.
English is the hardest language.
They're not going to speak it.
It's not harder than Cantonese.
You think they're smart?
Yeah.
Do you think aliens are dumb?
Not smarter than me.
How are you like simultaneously stretching and on your phone?
I'm looking something up for an important.
You know, and I'm on the comp too.
For an important segment.
Aaron, if. Yeah, you have a whole thing thing up but i'm keeping up with the live joe if i were an alien and i was coming to meet you what would you say to me hey joe we come from neptune dimmerner
nice to meet you yeah hey how's it going good just excited to meet your planet. You're the first human I've met. Yeah, I'd love to give you good food, Rex.
What's good?
Well, for your grocery shopping, I would go to Bristol Farms.
We switched?
Restaurants, California Chicken Cafe.
So good.
What about the Saddle Ranch, Joe?
Oh, yes.
Yeah, Saddle Ranch is great.
Many deliveries to your home.
Get some good chops.
On our planet, we have seen images of s'mores.
They look like the tastiest morsel in the entire galaxy.
Why do you sound like a nerd alien?
Joe, Saddle Ranch?
What are you going to deliver?
The bowl?
All right, I'll thug it out then.
You're going to deliver the bowl, Amija?
What bowl?
Hey, what's up, Joe?
I'm from the other planets.
What's up with s'mores then, bro?
I don't like this where these voices are going.
Yeah, you don't like when a hip alien comes in your face.
It's getting racist.
Joe.
Sorry.
Just kidding.
Joe, word around the galaxy is that you have the biggest dick this side of the...
Yeah, that is true.
They thought it was a SpaceX reusable rocket when they saw it
yeah i think scientists figured out what dark matter is joe's dick fucking makes up most of
galaxy yeah that's falcon 12 dude i got a beef of the week oh okay or is it this sucks yeah
whatever you want why don't you guess what it is joe it's this sucks in my book no why don't you what mine is confess oh what your beef
of the week is confess what that i haven't met your kids yet yeah i already did that last week
on my show hey that meant a lot to me that you did that someone aaron told me you did that and
that meant a lot oh yeah okay well sorry all right i'm done is that what you were gonna do yeah that's it though that was pretty underwhelming
just kind of died off there well i mean i i you know but make it right yeah i will
you live far away when so whatever you're the fucking godfather that's a big distinction
So whatever.
You're the fucking godfather.
That's a big distinction.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, just one of them.
Well, it might be none of them if you don't come over to the house and say hello.
I don't have a car.
We had plans on a Sunday.
I was going to get you the Uber, and then you didn't even text me to cancel.
Yeah, I got up late.
Like, but say what late is.
Because our plans were for three in the afternoon.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I got up at two.
I don't care.
It's Sunday.
I work late Saturday.
Right, but it wasn't crazy early.
It wasn't like, you know, like tea time appointment.
Yeah, I mean, I barely got up today.
But you're coming, right? Couldn't sleep last night.
But look, let's make it right.
Are you coming?
Because I want you to meet them.
Yeah, I want to meet them.
They love you. They don't know. They're so cute. Yeah, I want to meet them. They love you.
They don't know.
They're so cute.
Chad and Strider have been over.
They're cute, dude.
They've said what up to the little ones.
Look, I know you're in that comedy store lifestyle.
These people, they don't care about kids, but you're a godfather now.
No, I care about kids.
I like kids.
I think they're cool.
I have nieces and nephews.
My niece FaceTimed me last week.
Did you not know who she was?
What are you talking about?
Because you haven't met her yet either.
Oh, yeah.
Nice try.
My own niece.
No, but she goes, can you start dating someone so I could be a flower girl?
She wants to be a freaking flower girl at my wedding.
Cute, dude.
Well, my goddaughter, your goddaughter could do it too.
Yeah, whatever.
Multiple flower girls.
Dude, your wedding would be great.
Beer and wine bar or are you going to have shots at your wedding?
I know you don't do shots.
I mean, people could do shots.
I'll do a shot at my own wedding for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm holding you to it.
Joe, how's your dating life?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's okay or whatever.
I don't know.
I'm kind of getting sick of – the bar is pretty low these days.
How so?
I don't know.
For men in LA, it's like – I don't know what happened, but like you'll see women putting on Instagram like they're – their guy just like putting together a shelf or like holding a hammer like oh look at my i got a real man
that's that's back in fashion yeah that's not a real man yeah i know how to i i put shit to get
like that's just it should be a known thing you don't brag about that what do you put together
what would i got i put together all kinds of stuff a table chairs i could put together whatever
if they put if they get the instructions you do a deck i would love to put a deck together that'd
be nice like you don't see that like back home in the suburbs of Chicago.
No one's posting about their guy painting.
You think you could put together like an Uber ride over to my place?
Yeah, I could put that together.
A couple clicks?
Yeah.
How did we get to the point where just like putting together stuff is like a manly thing?
Yeah, it's not.
I think that's true.
Directions from Ikea.
Dude, anyone can do that.
Also, this picture that's being put on Instagram
of a dude with a hammer,
if it's news that your guy's holding a hammer,
guess what?
He's not a real guy.
Yeah.
No real dude would be like...
I don't need to be broadcasting this.
That's like your wife being like,
hey, let me take a picture of you with your microphone
when you do your stand-up.
It's so cute.
You'd be like, no, I always do this.
Guys in Los Feliz now,
they're actually carrying hammers on them. It's hip.
It's like a conspicuous
consumption kind of thing.
That's his stupid neighborhood.
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like fuck you to the advertisers yeah it's It's like, go fuck yourself. Dude.
Fuck you.
Is that clear?
Yeah.
I just finished his biography.
What do you think?
Compelling man.
Not meant to run a social media company.
I think he should stick to hardware like cars and spaceships.
He shouldn't be adjudicating a marketplace of ideas. He seems to be in charge of a lot of things.
He's nuts.
He's totally nuts.
Well, also, why would you change?
There's a verb named
after your company called tweeting.
Why would you then make it just X?
He's always wanted it to be X.
He wanted PayPal to be X because his dream is actually
to turn it into a banking
platform. He wants everyone to do all their
money transactions on Twitter.
Really? Sounds sketchy.
He wants to revolutionize banking.
That's his big... He always has like every idea.
It's like with SpaceX,
it's like it's to make us an interplanetary species.
With Tesla, it's to make us totally sustainable energy.
With Neuralink,
it's to put his past artificial intelligence
with our own capacity.
So he always has like a grand science fiction goal
for every company,
which is kind of cool.
It's cool.
But more challenging with X
because it's not internal. Yeah. It's not. But it's more challenging with X because it's not internal.
Yeah.
It's not cool?
That's cool that you think that, though.
All right.
I would like to give a shout out right now
to my brother Lou and my sister Diana.
It's their birthday.
It's coming up.
Happy birthday, guys.
Hope you're listening.
All right.
That was good.
I think Chad was going to do two things.
He was going to say something there
and he was going to do ads.
No, he did ads.
Did we do ads?
Yeah, Rumble.
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Hey, I'm going to send you that.
Where are we?
Rodeo horse.
Do you have another ad?
Magic Mind, maybe?
You guys are wearing shirts, glasses, headbands.
Oh, are we?
Whoa. Oh, dude, nice gear. Oh, are we? Whoa.
Oh, dude, nice gear.
Well, we're matching.
What is that, a wave?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Dude, I love this gear, don't you?
That's so cool you wore it.
I just, dude.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They got cool stuff.
I like their drink.
I guess I rep them pretty hard.
This is freaking 80s aerobics video.
Dude, I mean. You know what I'm mean, we actually did not coordinate this, but.
No, I just think it's a great aesthetic,
and I totally support them without any kind of financial incentive.
Yeah, no incentives at all.
I don't believe in selling out.
Sorry about the aliens selling out.
Yeah, but I haven't sold out to Magic Mind.
Dude, if aliens were taking Magic Mind,
we'd be potting with them right now.
They actually might be taking Magic Mind
because their domes are so freaking big.
They got huge heads.
And they're green.
It's probably all that matcha.
Yeah.
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What time is that?
Come to the Comedy Store.
It's at 10.30 p.m.
Yeah, but maybe not.
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Dude, I got to come out for this.
Thanks.
Yeah.
A lot of times I don't work Fridays, so I should come out.
Oh, will you?
Joe's upset that I, speaking of JT.
Yeah, you ditched me like two months ago And I haven't seen you since
So see how upset Joe is
Yeah that's crazy
For him to be upset
And this was cause
It was gonna be a Bears game
No I'm not upset
I'm like
But I did ditch you
But he acts like
We hang out all the time
Like oh I'll see you next week
No I didn't
I haven't seen you
It's true
Cause you guys were supposed
To watch a Bears game
On a Thursday
Yeah
Why'd you do it
I was lazy
I was like
I committed to it
Went out with his neighbors in his building.
What's that?
Cause we could walk across to you rustic.
Oh,
they got dank wings.
I mean,
look,
he's always been that way.
Like,
uh,
when we have friends in town,
they know he's not going to go more than a neighborhood to come meet up.
And when he's offering up suggestions on where to go,
it's a Scott Pippin,
a jump from where he lives.
Why?
I don't like that.
I know it's not,
it's not a good trade of mine
but uh you know i like to keep it close to home but well then i gave you a second chance with
that there was a second thursday night game because bears are two and oh on thursday by the
way i know baby and dj moore goes off you just got back from new york yeah super valid dude to
be upset at someone for not showing up to things that you planned. This is true.
I think that's super valid, Joe.
Yeah, we had this planned days in advance.
So it hurt. It hurt when he didn't
show up for that, because it made you feel like... Yeah, and then
I had a mutual friend come
by. Good dude.
Yeah, other people were counting on you.
Yeah. Or him, rather.
What's that? Who's the friend? Gibbs.
Yeah, Gibbs. He's a good dude. He's like a tour manager for some bands. He's awesome. Primus? Great he's a good dude he's like a tour manager for
some bands he's awesome prime great name if you're gonna be a tour manager for a band my name is mud
yes what where did you watch it uh at the naughty pig you love that place yeah i do do you ever get
worried about getting hit by a car just sitting on the outside i don't sit outside i sit inside
smart and also they have barricades up did you get like okay not to like wade into
like seedy stories that might bring shame but didn't you get like what happened with you and
a chick there one time oh uh oh you're talking about this sounds worse than it actually is
because it sounds like you're someone who did something wrong oh because well there used to
be a strip club next to the next to the, thanks for making it sound like I'm a –
You're not a sex pest.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Was that strip club closed?
It was basically like a lady of the night situation that was avoided.
But yeah, they – oh, yeah, it's closed, the body shot.
Yeah.
But yeah, no, it was –
When are we going to hit a strip club all of us together?
No, I don't – we don't go to those Yeah we never have
I went to one in Florida with Strider
You guys have chicks
The booby trap on the river
Yeah bro
Dudes could take their boat straight up to the strip club
That's pretty wild
They have like a chicken place next door
Is your ring what is that plastic
I wear this rubber one around
Just cause it's more tactical And I might carry a hammer because i live in los filos
but no i don't i don't like to wear the uh steel one because i'm afraid i might lose it so i just
wear this because it's when are we gonna go throw beads at chicks pulling out jugs on mardi gras
oh dude dude i would love to i should do that because we've never done that in the years we've
been friends but maybe we start now that we're almost 40.
Doesn't mean you can't throw beads.
No, it's fine.
My wife's cool with me throwing beads.
What if the wives come?
Yeah.
Wives can't throw beads?
Yeah, they can.
On Big Dong?
Yeah.
My dank-ass wife wants to see a boner, dude.
Like playing horseshoes?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I shouldn't have...
None of you guys, ladies, follow me on Instagram. I shouldn't have none of you guys ladies follow me on Instagram.
I don't think yours has social media.
Mine doesn't have social media.
Same with mine.
She doesn't either?
No.
Oh, we like to be off the...
What are you doing on there?
Are you whacking off the chicks?
No.
I just want people that I know to follow me.
Is that what you're doing?
I've been off, so no.
But I still watch porn once in a while.
You've been off what?
I've been off the ig
and the tiktok that's a good idea i retired from fighting with strangers it's sad damn i miss it
yeah you should have a good run anyway i love when you were taking them down it was nice to see but
i'm done here you guys want to do uh joe code for this week no i think we got to hop over to our
stuff well joke over this week real quick well it's gonna be fast. Hop over to our stuff.
All right.
Joke over this week is no trivia night on nights of games.
Smart.
I was watching the freaking Bears game.
I was in Chicago.
They played the Minnesota Vikings on Monday night, and they're doing trivia night at the bar, and it's going into the game. Oh, no. I'm in the city of the team. doing trivia night at the bar and it's going into the game oh no sorry i'm in the city of
the team move trivia night there's no trivia night this is football night it's bears game
that's tonight trivia night's another night yeah and whatever city you're in whatever team you're
a fan of hopefully there's not freaking trivia fucking night going on. Keep cooking, baby. At the bar. And if there is trivia night, should the questions only be about ball?
Well, it was cool because it was all Michael Jordan related, but still.
That's pretty nice.
Save it for another day.
That is pretty cool.
What were some good questions about Jordan?
They showed pictures of teammates he was with and he had to name the other teammates.
Some were tough, like some of those Wizards players.
Oh, yeah.
Like Brendan Haywood.
I don't know.
Oh, I remember him.
Kwame Brown.
He went to UNC, too.
Dude, Kwame.
I think Haywood went to UNC.
A young Sam Perkins.
Jordan broke Kwame's brain, dude.
At UNC, James Worthy.
Michael Jordan's average points rookie year.
What was that?
Didn't he have the highest rookie average, Michael Jordan, in NBA history?
Let me guess. Is that 87? What did he average, Michael Jordan, in NBA history? Let me guess.
Is that 87?
What did he average, like 28 a game?
I think something like that.
LeBron's, I think, was around 20.
And also, at that same bar, my cousin pocketed a Caesar dressing.
28 points a game.
He brought it home.
Pocketed it?
Yeah, like a little cup of Caesar dressing.
Who did that?
He grabbed it and put it in his jacket.
Who did that? Do you have a put it in his jacket yeah i'm like
what are you doing with that he's like i'm gonna dip stuff in it yeah i bet he is who did this my
cousin that's a savage maneuver grab a caesar whoa yeah people i i some people just have that
it's like a genetic thing it's just in their brain brain. Yeah. I had this lady I saw for a couple dates from Miami.
Hell yeah.
And at that time, I thought it was cool to take Chipotle
and you get the bowl, put the Tabasco on,
you take the Tabasco home.
Oh, yeah.
And she did not like that.
Yeah, I don't like that.
You can't do that.
But some women do.
They're going to catch on to that. She was like, you're a that. Yeah, I don't like that. You can't do that. But some women do. They're going to catch on to that.
She was like, you're a thief.
Yeah.
She called me a thief, and she was really turned off.
She was like, you stole that.
And I was like, I guess I never really looked at it that way.
Good move or bad move?
Chipotle for a date.
Bad move.
Yeah.
I think so.
I think that's bad.
It runs right through me.
I think you were already playing at a deficit.
Yeah, exactly. This was a decision-making. You buried yourself. I mean, I think that's bad It runs right through me I think you were already Playing at a deficit Yeah exactly This was a decision
That buried yourself
I mean I was like 21
So I think I still
I was holding it together
Even me on a date
At 21 is insane
So you're already doing
Did you just get a
Thank you
I heard you just got
A bunch of barbacoa meat
In a water cup
Exactly
And just put
Fucking sauce on there
I'm carnivore
Stack it tall
Yeah
Stack it up
And then you just put
Like an ice cream cone
Yeah Fucking turn the thing Upside down You were eating it With your mouth She's impressed by that I'm carnivore Stack it tall Yeah Stack it up Like an ice cream cone Yeah
Turn the thing upside down
You were eating it
With your mouth
She's impressed by that
She's like oh my god
Yeah
She's like you eat
With your hands
I was like yeah
Festive man
Meat eater
Oh god
I couldn't get hard
Yeah
Dude one time
My volleyball coach
We were at the airport
Traveling for
Junior Olympics
What up
And uh
I got a water cup
At the airport And then Put some Sprite in it.
And he saw that.
And he said the same thing.
He goes,
that's stealing.
He goes,
go dump that out and put water in there.
And he was,
and I was like,
whoa,
I would argue he was a psycho.
I would argue that's that stealing this Tabasco is worse.
Yeah.
Because that's communal.
People are going to use that.
But also you guys are stealing from corporations that steal from their employees.
In a kind of metamarxist way, you're fighting truth to power.
Yeah.
No one knows what you just said, that word.
Metasomething, you said.
What?
Did you say metamarxist?
I'm about to put my metacarpals around your neck.
Dude, let's go.
I mean, you guys just let them get away with that.
Yeah, people let me get away with murder, dude.
Right, dude. Right, dude.
Get into your stuff.
You want to get into your stuff.
What stuff?
I don't know.
That's what you said when I was doing Joe Code.
All right.
Are you done with Joe Code?
Yeah, that was it.
So we're full going deep now.
Trivia night.
I mean, this is great.
Let's skip it.
I could do that later.
Jar, are you upset right now?
Probably.
Chad, do you want an intro going deep?
Should we kick it off?
Oh, yeah, dude.
What is this, like, one thing, then the other?
Yeah.
I mean, I got some fun emails.
Oh, dude, I want to do those.
Yeah, let's hear your emails.
You just said you were done.
I got a beer bracket.
I got...
Oh.
Yeah, on again.
This sounds great.
Let's make it a party going deep.
Yeah, let me...
Yeah, that's right.
It doesn't have to be a separate thing.
Jesus Christ, this fucking guy.
Listen, I run the show here.
I know, I know. You're a big dog.
We need a captain. Guys, we need a leader.
Yeah, I am a captain. I'm the captain of the doorstep.
We need an alpha, dude.
At the county store.
Let's square it up.
Get out!
Dude, kiss.
Seal it with a kiss.
No, I don't want to kiss you.
Dude, come on, dude.
The Montagues and the Capulets.
You guys both have good five o'clock shadow.
Dude, go sit.
You should at least rub your beards together.
Yeah, we have like the same gray in the beard.
I just alphaed you.
Dude, I want you to rub your beard on me.
It's like a cat's tongue.
Yeah.
Guys, let's friggin' swing the hammer and expose the hog.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Welcome to Going Deep with Chad and JT
I'm your host, Chad Kroger
With my compadre, John Thomas, what up?
Boom clap, Stokers
And we are here with the El Rey de Pussy
Si, senor
Shine a light
como estas
I was like I don't know any R words
except yeah but there we go
and then we're here
with the big hog dude Joe it's good to see you
I haven't seen you in a while
yeah I mean I've been here
for a little while now
oh you mean Just in general
Yeah
Dude it's crazy
How your energy dipped
Dude that was so weird
Going deep
Yeah
No I just was thinking about
Yeah that was wild
I wasn't prepared
That was dramatic
Dude that was insane
I haven't
Yeah I haven't seen you
In a while
I was out of town
But that was only a week
It sounded like
We just told you
You had a hemorrhoid or something.
I think if we all fake laugh on three together, it'll juice up the energy.
I'm fine.
I'm jazzed.
Just give it a shot.
I would like to see Joe fake laugh.
Fake laugh.
Just try.
One, two, three.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
That was pretty good.
That really does work
It really does get everybody in a better mood
Not much happened
Dude there's laughing circles
Have you seen those YouTube videos
Where people do that and then it becomes real
Dude it's true
We should do it right now
Should we laugh until you really laugh
Nah I don't wanna
We got him
We got you We got Joe
Alright
We got you
We got him
Oh
Chad's coming over there
Oh kiss
Kiss
No way
No way
I've never seen anything like this
What are you doing
I've never seen anything like this
That's wild
Look at that dude
That's so sweet
Hey rub my shoulders
I'm stiff
Whoa
That's crazy
Dude that's amazing Look at that That's beautiful Dude that's amazing
Look at that
That's beautiful
That was really fun
That was really warm
I love you too
Crazy warm
Dude is there anything better
Than just a little shoulder rub
No dude it feels so good
A little shoulder rub
Let's all change off
Yeah come here
Let me get your shoulders
Come here
Yeah get me a little bit
Dude that feels nice
I mean you gotta go harder I mean, you got to go harder.
Ah!
I have delicate hands. You got to go up here.
Oh, man.
Ah!
You had a tough day, huh?
Oh, yeah.
You got a lot of tension.
Yeah, I know.
Feel that?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I got to go to a place.
I know what I'm doing a little bit.
It feels like you're spreading happy juice through the whole body.
All right.
That was nice.
That was good for the audience.
Switch.
Switch. Come on, get me a little bit, Joe. I'm curious what a Joe massage feels like. That's nice. Good for the audience. Switch, switch, switch.
Come on, get me a little bit, Joe.
I'm curious what a Joe massage feels like.
I'll tell you right now.
A little harder, a little harder.
Oh, it feels good.
Oh, dude, that's so good.
Just as you expected, Joe has nice.
Do you understand fascia?
Joe has power and precision.
Dude.
Dude.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I'm a little rough.
Dude, people are listening to this
Oh god
Thank you
Thanks man
Dude should we get into questions
Alright let's get each other's dicks now
Yeah pull them out
I want to hear your beer bracket too
Oh you want to do that first
Yeah people do want drafty stuff
Alright yeah I do brackets on my show.
You guys do drafts.
Sprockets, sprockets.
Yeah, I've actually been waiting to do this one for a while because...
You know what?
Drafts would actually work better with beers.
Good call.
Pun intended.
Double entendre.
All right, hold on.
Brackets would work better with...
It's hard.
I don't know what you're saying.
No, but this is one of the brackets I've had for a while that I haven't been able to do
because Aaron doesn't drink, so I don't want to do brackets by myself, basically.
And then I've had guests a few times, and they're like, I don't drink beer.
I'm like, okay.
Loser.
Dorks on, dude.
And then what happened?
Alright, let's do this
one.
Let me see.
I gotta pull it up. God bless you,
dude. Our listener Mom Len said she got
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Dude, Mom Len might she got dry needling done on her shoulders, neck and upper back. She said it was amazing. Better than a massage.
Dude, Mom Len might be one of the most loyal fans we have.
She's cool, man.
She brings a good energy to the chats.
She's always there.
Shout out to Mom Len.
What up?
You want to do like cheap beers bracket?
Yeah, that sounds nice.
Yeah, let's do that one.
That sounds great.
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All right, this one comes to us from Colton.
Beer and hygiene is the subject of the email.
Joe, this is not a question about beer, food, or men, but rather hygiene.
Then it goes into the bracket do you wash
anything below your kneecaps or does the water drippage do the trick yeah i do wash below the
kneecaps because i i go running in the hills and i have dirt on my ankles and the drippage isn't
going to get rid of that colton also i think the next bracket could be a battle of cheapish beers.
This is how my standings would go.
And then he put in parentheses, sorry, Aaron.
I guess because Aaron doesn't drink or whatever.
Yeah.
Plenty of room for upsets.
This is just how the season went.
Let me know thoughts.
And then Aaron always reads off the matchups. aaron i'll let you find the email the subject is beer and hygiene from september 15th just to give
you guys a rundown the western conference uh seeds one through eight it goes guinness coors banquet number two three corona four michelob five pacifico
six yingling seven pbr eight rolling rock and then the east is one modello two kieran
three sam adams four miller highlight five blue moon six bud lights seven cores light eight stella
i think a lot of that's wrong.
Yeah, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. That's how the season went.
Oh.
Did you do the season that played out on your podcast
to determine those?
No, that was Colton.
Good guy.
I like him.
Yeah.
Yeah, he is a good guy.
Very nice.
So are we supposed to pick matchups?
No, I'll do them for you.
Yeah, so Aaron will read off the match-up,
and then we pick who wins in a best-of-seven,
and you don't have to go into great detail about it.
But when Aaron says it, I'll get it going.
Okay, here in the Western Conference,
we've got number one, Guinness, versus number eight, Rolling Rock.
This is a tough match-up, actually.
Yeah, but Guinness, though, Rolling Rock This is a tough matchup Guinness though is
It's a fun beer
Me
And biases play into this
Big time
Like me being a Chicago guy
I've gone to many
An Irish pub in my life
Celebrated pretty much every St. Patrick's Day
Since I've been able to go
out to bars um and i do like guinness i enjoy the taste uh it looks really cool rolling rock i used
to drink a little bit like i don't know my early 20s it's kind of a fun cool name bottles kind of
fun but if i remember the beer isn't great.
No, it's nothing special.
I mean, just with the logo and kind of the cool name,
I'll give them a couple games, but I say Guinness wins 4-2.
I, yeah, Rolling Rock, I, here's,
Rolling Rock, I would say, has the best commercial,
maybe of any beer commercial,
the Rolling Rock Beer Ape.
You can find it on YouTube.
I think it was banned.
Oh, I think I remember that.
But, and, and I do like the logo.
Aside from that, I think the beer tastes atrocious.
And it's something you get when you want to buy something for cheap.
Yeah.
But of the cheap beers, it might be the worst.
Like, I'm talking Keystone, Natty Light, Rolling it might be the worst I'm talking Keystone
Natty Light
Rolling Rock might be the worst
And I think Guinness
Guinness is fun to drink, it's like a meal
You feel like Irish while you're doing it
You feel like you're connected to the heritage of Ireland
And it's got a cool look
Cool head
Yeah
It does have a good head
I would say
It's best of. I would say...
What are the...
It's best of seven.
I would say...
I would say Guinness takes some...
How the fuck...
Four to...
Chad's not a sports guy,
even though he won the sports draft.
Four to one, yeah.
That's what they call a gentleman's sweep
yeah
um dude it's
a real tough one um
you know you talked about bias
right
going by like the recognition
heuristic
that is
alive and well in me right now
I'm gonna have to say that this series
is deadlocked at 3-3,
and then somehow they both lose.
Whoa.
You don't like Guinness?
There's not a winner in this one.
No, that's not a...
No?
Look, if you're from Ireland, sure.
Guinness is great.
If you're not from Ireland,
who are you fooling?
I like it.
I think it's good,
and I don't think it's as heavy as it looks.
I believe that.
People look at Guinness
and they're like,
oh, I can't handle all that.
It's not,
it's kind of light.
When are you going to visit
your god?
And it's only like
4.2% alcohol or something.
Yeah.
What's it called
when you do a black and white
with a Guinness?
That's what I prefer.
With harp beer?
What's it called?
It's not a black and white.
What's it called?
Black and tan.
Dude, black and tans are good.
Black and tans.
I don't like them that much either.
I used to,
when I lived in St. Patrick's,
I really only get them
at St. Patty's.
Or I get them at that one bar
that we went to,
the Fox and the Hound.
I'll get them there.
Oh, that's a real,
yeah, you go there for a match.
They do it good at,
what's that?
If you're watching a match.
Tam O'Shanter.
Oh, the Tam O'Shanter.
Oh, yeah.
We were there last St. Patrick's Day.
I think that's the last time we hung out.
Well, you know.
Dude, speak of which, I want to do St. Patrick's Day for real.
Let's go.
Let's go to the Tam O'Shanter.
Yeah, I do it every year.
I haven't missed one.
You know what else I haven't missed?
A Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
But you did miss me and JT's kids.
You don't have kids?
I just had JT's
You said yours too but I appreciate that you care that much
That it feels like a collective
It takes a village bitch
I mean he didn't invite us to his wedding
It was small it was family only
That's uncalled for
We need the party
We should go out and rage
Let's go to a strip club
We'll bring our wives
We'll bring our kids If I bring them to a strip club. Shut up. We'll bring our wives. We'll bring our kids.
Yes.
You'll finally meet them then.
We'll go during the day.
Yeah.
If I bring them to a strip club, then will you meet them?
We're changing the dynamic.
Not going to a strip club during the day.
We're changing the dynamic.
Strip club during the day, it's for families.
There's buffet.
You bring your kids.
I'm only going if we're eating.
I got to say though, for a guy, I'm going to hit it one more time, then I'm going to
leave it alone.
Because people in the chat are telling me I got to hit you harder on it.
For a guy who's about Joe Code, honor you're a family man you got kids you're the godfather
you're the godfather you're italian i mean we didn't i didn't get a formal there wasn't a
ceremony you just when you come over we're gonna do the baptism in the bathtub whoa there you go
because i don't want to do it in the church So we're just going to do a little ceremony with the people
we've decided we want to be a
guiding light in our kids' lives.
Are these guys going to be there?
No, because they're not God parents. I can be the priest.
I can dress up as Joel, dude.
I need you to fill out the jacket.
Yeah, fill out the jacket, baby.
I don't like that expression. Fill out the hoodie.
I think there's better ways
to say what you're trying to say.
Well, you know what?
Maybe you'll tell the kids that if you ever actually meet them and you can give them a better way of saying it.
I think step up to the plate, I think, is what you're looking for.
I like fill out the jacket more.
No.
Because the plate's a moment.
Because I'm thinking about the Masters.
There we go.
I'm thinking about winning a golf tournament when you say that.
This isn't a moment, though.
This isn't something you win.
Shout out.
This is something you stand in. Robbie burger huh i love robbie burger he's
talking golf he's a great guy he's hilarious joe what time do you start what st patrick's day
what time do you start drinking i mean when i was younger we would start like
6 a.m no i never got that crazy with it but probably 10 11 a.m that sounds fun maybe nine that's nice um what day of the week
is it but usually i'll do uh it's march 17th but typically i've always celebrated it the saturday
uh before it or it's on the 17th like if it's a friday i think it was a friday last year
yeah you ever go to the Tilted Kilt?
No.
Here, what did you pick for the thing?
I agree with you.
I'm 4-2 in the series.
I like Rolling Rock.
I feel like you listen to Bruce Springsteen, Nebraska album and Jersey.
I remember I would drink them on the Jersey Shore with my buddy growing up,
which was fun.
But Guinness, like JT was saying, it's not my favorite beer,
but it is a good beer you can have it at breakfast If you're you know
In Vegas or something like that
Or you're watching a match
You know
It's just an iconic beer
Alright
They've got the
Book of World Records
That's tight
Also
I did read a fact
That said
You could survive
Off Guinness for a year
No water
No anything else
Just Guinness
Is that related to
Book of World Records?
Is it the same Guinness?
That's true.
Did you also hear that Guinness tastes better the closer you are to Ireland?
Yes.
They say you go to Ireland,
it's like coffee.
Do you think Guinness of all the beers
has the most myths around it?
I don't know.
I think we have to move on, though.
Yeah, go, baby.
By the way, St. Patrick's Day is Sunday.
Oh!
So you go on the Saturday.
Sounds like a heavy Sunday.
Oh, there's going to be March Madness probably, too, during that?
We should go to Vegas.
We should go to Ireland.
Let's go.
Boston. Where goes the hardest Ireland. Let's go. Or Boston.
Where goes the hardest on patties?
Boston, for sure.
Let's go to Southie, dude.
Chicago does not go harder than Boston on St. Paddy's Day.
Dude, they dye the river green.
You bring that kind of energy into Boston.
You talk like that to me and my people, you get it right in your head.
We have to go to the next matchup.
You get it right in your head.
Bro, bro, I'll show you my tits.
I'll have you sucking my nipple all St. Paddy's Day.
Get the Guinness straight from the source.
Fucking do it.
You're going to have a wicked headache the next day, dude.
Fucking going to go hot.
Bro, we go hot.
You don't even do Boston accent.
All right, stop riffing.
Oh, yeah, that'd be so bad on a podcast.
Joe, do it.
Okay, yeah, I saw Scott's skin. Do it. Do it podcast. Joe, do it. Okay, yeah. Sauce is getting hot.
Do it.
All right.
Number two, Coors Banquet versus number...
I'm the straight man.
Can you stop interrupting, Aaron?
Versus number seven, PBR or Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Oh.
Okay.
We can make quick work of this.
Yeah, PBR.
Okay, you were talking about the cheap...
PBR is...
I mean, the taste is okay, but it's terrible,
and it's also, like, the worst beer for you.
Is it really?
Yeah, as far as, like, all the shit that's in it.
It's, like, known as, like, the worst.
Is there, like, nicotine in it?
There's, like, everything in it.
It's shit.
Chad had a great shout on it the other day.
Coors Banquet is a lot of fun.
It's good, and they put it in those little goblet
bottles.
Also, the advertising voice
is Sam Elliott. Frost Brewed
in Golden, Colorado.
They got the golden label.
Not Sam Elliott.
Yeah.
I'll give PBR one just for
they did win the
blue ribbon once. Fuck PBR, dude. It's Sam Neill. They did win the blue ribbon once.
Fuck PBR, dude.
It's the hipster beer, dude.
And we do serve it at the comedy store, so I'll give it that as well. How much does it set you back at the comedy store?
No, it's not bad.
We serve the 24-ounce can, and I think that's only $12.
Oh, what a deal.
What a steal.
Yeah, it is.
It's a six-pack.
And you get to watch Liza Schlesinger.
Do I get to sit on the can afterwards?
Don't get political.
Jeez Louise.
So of course
Banquet wins four to one.
Yeah dude
I'd say PBR
PBR
what PBR has gone for
is the best
best label.
It's a cool label.
It's a cool label.
It's cool.
Gran Torino
Gran Torino
Correct.
Clint Eastwood
drinking it.
He puts back about 14 of those.
While he's coughing up blood
the whole movie.
Yeah. Old dude's coughing blood blood the whole movie. Yeah.
Old dude's coughing blood like that in movies.
PBR has the coolest label.
Worst beer, I think.
It tastes horrific.
Coors Banquet.
Are we talking sweep?
Yeah, we're talking sweep.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I go sweep here, too.
I go sweep.
That means 4-0, by the way.
I know you don't watch sports.
Oh, you guys are all saying sweep.
Yeah, sweep. Not even a game for
Gran Torino. I think PBR is one of the most
overrated teams. Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
It reminds me, I think,
it reminds me, this is like when the Warriors
and the Mavs played in like
07. Are we talking
Dirk? Yeah, the We Believe Warriors
that just smashed this
overhyped Mavericks team.
They just didn't have real metal.
Okay.
All right, Coors Banquet moves on.
All right, next we've got number three, Corona versus number six, Yingling.
What is Yingling?
Can we just skip it?
I don't know.
Skip it.
I like it.
What are you even talking about?
Yingling sucks.
No, it doesn't.
I like red.
Wrong things.
Wrong things. All right, let's get into it. This is the wrong thing. about? Yingling sucks. No, it doesn't. I like red. Wrong things. Wrong things.
All right, let's get into it.
This is the wrong thing.
Yeah.
What is Yingling?
I mean, Corona.
It's Pittsburgh specific beer.
You know what Yingling is?
It's like, it's a bit of a red egg.
We're not like you, Joe.
We're not from every city east of the Mississippi.
So Corona, Corona's got a lot going for it. I don't really care for the commercials. I love the Mississippi. So, Corona's got a lot going for it.
I don't really care for the commercials.
I love the commercials.
Commercials are great.
Don't care for them.
Hard disagree.
Because you don't like the beach?
Well, what I'm going to say about Corona.
You like a frozen lake?
Corona's fun because it reminds you of chilling in the pool.
Fast and the Furious.
In perhaps San Diego or Vegas.
I wasn't thinking about fast and the furious uh i like the bottle with the lot that was the first time i ever did the lime
yeah pushing the lime into the bottle flipping it upside down yeah for you uh
joe coders out there, you do that.
But also, I mean, I don't really put the lime peel in there anymore.
I usually just squirt the juice, just like Saturday night.
I like that.
Now we're talking.
Saturday night at my laptop.
Yeah.
And then, so Corona, but Yingling's fun. I give them two games, East Coast, but Corona four to two.
They might get one home game because they're a heavy East Coast.
So when Rona has to travel East for that first game,
they might get that first game at home.
But other than that, it's done.
It's a 4-0 sweep for me.
All right.
I think I never tried Yingling.
My thing with Corona is I think it tastes kind of bad.
Yep.
Whoa, dude, you're saying that right now?
Yeah.
This is live.
You can't take that back.
That's Dom Toretto's beer.
It's not my favorite Mexican beer.
My favorite is coming up in the next match.
I know what it is already, and I agree.
Yingling is from Pottsville, by the way.
Pottsville.
Pottsville.
Pottsville.
And this fucking dude, St. Paddy's in fucking Pottsville?
It's closer to Philly.
Sorry, sorry. This next particular beer could be the Dark Horse. Potsville. Fucking good. St. Paddy's in fucking Potsville? It's closer to Philly.
Sorry, sorry. This next particular beer could be the Dark Horse.
He's a good draw.
Come out on top.
You want a drawing?
Yeah, do you want a drawing?
Look at that fucking bicep, Joe.
Sorry.
I can't talk about Yingling anymore.
All right, so Corona advances.
We haven't had an upset yet.
Last matchup of the West.
Yes, we got number four, Michelob versus number five pacifico okay now
i could see pacifico making a run here okay and not just winning this conference i'm talking about
winning the whole fucking thing all right pacifico is a fantastic beer yeah it's the best mexican
beer in my opinion yeah uh cool bottle You know when that beer is cold
I mean it's smooth as all hell
Can I tell you something
Cool can
Yeah cool can
Yeah
The bottle's cool
Yeah
It just
To me it's
It's just a great beer
I agree
You're having a
You're having a fish fucking taco
I think it's way better than Modelo
Corona All that I'll tell you Modelo, Corona, all that.
I'll tell you, Modelo sucks.
Michelob, I mean, I'm not into Michelob at all.
I don't like those a lot of, like Michelob Ultra,
it's always like fat guys drinking it.
It's like, what are you kidding?
Who are you kidding here?
Well, it's the low-calorie beer.
Their whole thing is like, do you like to-
Yeah, well, they're getting their calories everywhere else.
Do you rollerblade to work, and then this is the beer you drink after?
Yeah.
It's like, no.
Are you active and an alcoholic?
Michelob Ultra.
I'm not into Michelob at all.
I don't even know if I've had, like, the regular beers.
So, I mean, Pacifico, to me, is going to be making a statement here in this tournament.
And they're doing it in the first round.
They're letting everyone know
that, hey, we're fucking here.
4-0 sweep, bitch.
I'm with you on that.
I gotta say I'm 100% with you.
Yeah, agreed.
Although they do put sexy people
in their commercials.
Pacifico's good.
Yeah, I know.
That's what we're saying.
Did it win?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It just took them.
Yeah.
Michelob has no chance.
Aaron stepped out. I think he went It just took him. Yeah. Michelob has no chance. Aaron stepped out.
I think he went to go get his first beer.
All right.
First round.
Then we'll just do the first round to the east, and then we'll move on to something else.
Why don't we just settle one of the conferences?
Well, we got to do the east now.
I say we stick to the West and we finish it.
You want to finish the West?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I think if you leave people, because we're not going to finish this on going deep,
and then we'll leave people with who the first round winner is.
I think they just want to know who the champ is, at least in their respective conference.
That's a good shout.
All right.
So we'll do one conference champ?
Yeah.
All right.
All right, so we'll do one conference champ?
Yeah.
All right, so we had Guinness, Coors Banquet, Corona, and Pacifico all advancing.
Yeah, that sounds right.
Oh, actually, people, maybe we do all of it.
You ready for it? No, we don't.
That's going to take too long.
You guys want to get...
No, JT says, let's finish the West Bracket.
Oh. Is that wrong?
That's not how we do it here
This is going deep
Thanks, Aaron, I appreciate that
No, but yeah, I don't care, I could do that
It's my nature to tinker, let's go Eastern Conference
Alright
We got number one, Modelo versus number eight, Stella Artois
Ooh, I don't know, are we Versus France We got number one, Modelo versus number eight, Stella Artois.
Ooh, I don't know.
Are we... Versus France.
Was the Eastern Conference week this year?
How's Modelo?
Yeah, I don't...
I mean, Modelo...
I think Stella had a rough season.
Did it get hurt?
Were they out of hops?
Yeah, I mean, Stella in a chalice.
You know, you get that at the bar when they have that.
Stella's a great wedding beer.
Yep.
Ooh, I'll chill with a tux in that.
They drink it in Oceans 12?
Yeah, they drink it.
Exactly.
Stella Artois, the star.
Artois.
It feels European to me.
It feels a little more exotic.
It feels classier.
It's a classier light beer.
I could see Modelo.
I mean, they had a great regular season,
but who did they really play?
No one.
That's the thing.
I don't know.
Weak division.
I think it was a weak division.
I mean, Modelo, I know they've got the good reputation.
They've got pretty cool commercials.
I mean, Stella, I don't know.
I mean, yeah, this is going back and forth.
I don't think either of you are.
Like, Modelo was number one for a reason, but I'm saying it's going seven.
And I like Stella in the upset, four to three.
I'll take you.
I'll take that.
I'm with you on that.
I'm with you on that.
I'm going four to two, and I think all of Modelo's coaching staff gets fired.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yep.
Big upset first round.
Love to see it.
I like Modelo's presentation in that bottle.
It looks nice.
The thing about Stella, I don't like the bitter taste it leaves in my mouth.
I'll tell you, I don't enjoy Stella very much.
I don't think I've ever been drunk off either of these beers.
I've had a few of them in one sitting.
Yeah, it makes my mouth feel dry.
I agree with that.
Yeah.
It's almost like, give me a cider.
It goes away after a little bit.
It's a good beer to bring over to a barbecue at a friend's house.
Not even a friend's house.
At a neighbor's house, and you stay for 20 minutes and leave.
Guys, we got live voting going on right now.
And it's a neck and neck battle.
Modelo's up after nine votes.
Wait, it just jumped.
We're up to 1,000 votes, and it's 50-50.
Whoa.
All right, now this next matchup, the one beer, I don't think I even know.
Yeah, we probably haven't heard of it.
I think it's a Japanese beer.
Perhaps.
Number two, Kirin versus number seven, Coors Light.
I have had Kirin.
I've had it.
It's a light beer.
I got it at our boy Greg's bachelor party when we were doing karaoke.
What is its origin?
Oh, yeah.
I think it is a Japanese beer.
I think Aaron's right.
No, I'm right.
I said it.
You said that?
Okay, yeah.
Thanks.
And we were doing karaoke, and we would get pictures of Kirin.
And I'll tell you.
Kirin Kulkin?
It was good.
That's how it's spelled.
It was good.
I do enjoy a Kirin if you, Kieran Culkin. It was good. That's how it's spelled. It was good. I do enjoy a Kieran,
like if you're getting sushi.
Yeah,
but I go Sapporo
if I do that.
Sapporo or,
you know,
acai.
Acai.
That's even better.
Acai,
yeah,
it's a little drier.
I like that.
Guys,
I can't believe
Acai didn't make this list.
Hey,
I'm sniffing something.
I'm smelling another upset upset i think you're right
oh i think you're right coke who are they playing who's kieran playing core's light
nigo core's light sorry yeah i mean core's light i mean we're talking sports here we're talking
the lower c we're talking aging men colton what are you doing uh me and my friends that is i i'm
not a big core's like i don't really drink those kind of beers anymore, like domestic bullshit regular beers.
But Coors Light is fun.
A lot of my friends drink it.
Again, we serve it at the comedy store, so that helps.
What does it set you back?
$38?
Bias is set in.
Yeah.
$38?
And then Coors Light, if you're going to chug something, I mean, if you want a shotgun,
a silver bullet, that's fun.
Joe, now we're talking.
I mean, we're talking about beers you could put in your pocket.
Joe, now we're talking.
Like those silver bullets.
Sneak them into a movie.
Silver bullets are the best.
Yeah.
Where are we going?
A concert?
No problem.
I'll shove four beers in my pocket.
Yes.
Because they're thin.
Yes. I like that
Like Striders
Just like my penis
The mountains turn blue
So do my balls
It's awesome
And when you reach into the cooler and you pull it out
And you're like this is cold now
Do any other beers do that?
No
I don't know anything about Kirin, so whatever.
It's not bad.
Number two seed, you said it was at a whatever.
Who won?
Coors Light wins four to two.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I go four-one.
Kirin doesn't win.
I don't know how they got it.
Four-one.
Coleman's sweet.
I think of all the beers like Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light, I think Coors Light
is best.
Not best taste. For me, it's Miller Light. I think Coors Light is best. Not best taste.
It's Rocky Mountain cold.
Feel the Rockies. It's my quantity beer.
If I'm playing pong with the boys and we're buying 30 racks,
it's Coors.
That gets me fired up.
Next matchup, we got number three,
Samuel Adams versus number six,
Bud Light.
Once again, Bud Light.
I'm going upset
East is all
It's all fucked up
Colton doesn't know
What he's doing with the seat
Everybody hold on
This is like the NCAA
They seated this
Now Sam Adams
Where's Colton from?
Like Alaska?
Is he an alien?
He's from Juneau, Alaska
Doesn't matter
Alright hold on a second
Now Sam Adams
Do you know where he's from?
Does this guy live
Under fucking Gibraltar?
Do you know if he's from Juneau this guy live under fucking Gibraltar? Do you know if he's from Juno?
He's not from Juno.
All right.
Easy, dude.
Juno.
Wasn't that a movie?
You're a movie.
Yeah.
So now Sam Adams, I figure we're talking.
If you were in the lead of the movie Juno and it was about you getting pregnant and
not knowing if you wanted to give up the kid to Bateman and Garner.
Listen, stay on topic.
Hey, I got to tell you something.
I'm pregnant.
Yeah, I made a mistake.
Listen, on Joe Code, we don't do all this off-kilter improv stuff.
We stick to the fucking script.
That's great because I've been taking improv classes like crazy lately, dude,
so I'm just bursting.
All right, this is method podcasting here.
I'm doing November.
Can we stick to it?
You can't go willy-nilly.
Yeah.
They say the baby's going to be born on a Bears game.
Tell them to shut up.
We got the Vegas Raiders in town that day.
I just can't deliver.
I don't even know what you're talking about now.
If you had to give birth on the day of a Bears game,
would you still meet my godchildren, your godchildren got more bad news it's i got triplets here's the thing i don't
sound like that
do an impression of us doing a joe impression yeah that's funny that's a good alien voice
hello yeah it is a good alien voice i am here earthling all right i come from it it's
bud light sam adams why i never liked sam i have a friend that wouldn't go to a bar because they
don't serve bud light i don't like that which bar doesn't serve bud light just a bar in my hometown
oh no that's weird well they don't some people don't carry it whatever some people carry miller
i think it's the most purchased beer in the country. So Sam Adams, though.
Listen, Sam Adams.
Have you had Boston Lager, their regular Sam Adams?
It's not good.
Yeah, it is good.
Overrated.
Is it good?
I don't think it's good.
See what they say on the internet.
It's too sweet.
Wait, can we yell at each other like that?
Is that sweet?
But I like the aggression.
Listen, Sam Adams also, they have-
Guys, watch your eardrums.
I'm about to yell they have
an array of seasonal beers their summer ale their winter rate that's bullshit no it isn't that's
fucking bullshit man their winter ale is shit and you know it no it isn't and if you're a real
motherfucker you'd call it out right now you fucking chill you're a shill. Dude. You peddle this poison on people, dude.
The Octoberfest
fucking sucks, dude. Oh yeah, Octoberfest.
I didn't even mention. Yeah. Yeah, like that.
Like that.
That's a fucking great beer. Is it though, bro?
Yeah, it is. How many you had?
Bud Light sucks.
Listen, I'm taking
Sam Adams. Wow.
Four to fucking one.
Whoa.
Bud Light only gets a game?
Yeah.
Whoa.
That's tough.
What kind of defense is Sam Adams running?
Stupid zone.
46 bear.
I go Bud Light 4-1.
I love it.
I go Bud Light 4-3.
You're outvoted at this table Bud Light 4-0
Whatever
We're just going to be all upsets
This Eastern Bracket
Colton
This last matchup for me is tough
I like it, it's hard
And it's both beers that I really love
We've got 15 minutes left
Just to let you know
We've got number 4,, just to let you know.
We've got number four, Miller High Life versus number five, Blue Moon.
This is a good matchup.
I'd like to see where your guys' heads are. I'm taking my wife out to dinner for every game during this series.
Don't care.
What?
Not watching.
Where are you guys going to dinner?
Place without TV.
Her favorite spot.
Maybe Sugarfish. Sushi. Oh, that sounds fun. It's like two hours if you go eat? Place without TV. Her favorite spot. Maybe Sugarfish.
Sushi.
Oh, that sounds fun.
It's like two hours
if you go eat at Sugarfish.
100%.
Takes forever.
Trust me.
Bring it out.
There's going to be
a lot of offense
in this game.
There's going to be
a lot of offense here.
I'll check the stats
when I get home.
This isn't going to be
a Bears-Vikings game.
Do you eat everything?
Sushi delivered
is a power move.
I don't eat the scallops.
I get extra salmon.
Dude, the ponzu.
The ponzu? Oh, baby.
I want to bathe in ponzu.
So do I.
I want to watch you bathe in ponzu.
A waterfall of ponzu.
They should replace soy sauce with ponzu.
I'm going to say that.
No, I agree with you.
Ponzu should be on everything.
You guys had your own Poke Bowl,
and it had ponzu on it, didn't it?
Yeah.
I gave it to my dank-ass wife.
It got delivered.
Chad designed it. You're darn tootin'. You're darn tootin'. had your own poke bowl and it had ponzi on it didn't it yeah my dank ass wife it got you had
designed it darn tootin you darn tootin all right what were you saying where are we at i'm not
watching yeah but you keep me up on what's up well this is a type number four miller high life
against number five blue moon okay oh miller high life yeah oh okay we're talking the champagne
of beer yeah i'd say great marketing champagne of beers. Yeah, I'd say great marketing. Champagne of beers.
You see it in that bottle.
It looks delicious.
It looks like apple juice.
Yeah.
Then you taste it and you're like, this is ass.
Nope.
It's absolutely not.
And I'd say-
Disagree.
Couldn't disagree more with anything ever.
An ice cold Miller High Life in that beautiful bottle is delicious.
It's a cool looking label.
My friends all drink it.
That's a bias I'm going to have.
Blue Moon is delicious.
Blue Moon is delicious.
Put a freaking orange in there.
It's good, dude.
It's too sweet.
I don't like wheat beer.
I don't like Heffs.
Sorry, I'm biased.
I don't like Heffs.
It looks good, too.
It does look good.
It is good.
It is good.
Yeah, it looks good and it tastes good.
But Miller High Life, you know what?
I got to try it more.
But every time I see it, I'm like.
Yeah, you don't even drink, man.
I mean, I know my beers.
I've seen you drink like once ever.
He's had some beers, dude.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe.
But for me, this is a tough battle.
These are two beers that I drink, you know, on the reg.
On the reg? I thought you missed your period. know, on the reg. On the reg?
I thought you missed your period.
Yeah, on the reg.
You're pregnant.
No.
Hey, I'm pregnant.
To me, it goes seven.
But, yeah, Miller High Life prevails for me, four to three.
Blue Moon, four to three to me.
Okay.
Blue Mooner.
Whoa.
Joe, you can get two votes
I'm out watching the series
Damn, you really don't like these
Who are you taking?
Wait, it was Blue Moon vs. who?
Miller High Life
I hate them both
Joe, you can get my vote
What does that mean?
I think you
Listen, I don't know what's going on
But we're going to end the show
What? I'm saying this Listen, I don't know what's going on, but if we're going to end the show.
What?
What are you doing?
I'm saying this.
I'm saying I would go Blue Moon, but I think you – I don't feel strongly about either one, and I would cede to your judgment.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
I don't know what you were saying.
That's how I feel.
I feel like you know better than me because I'm not watching this series.
Yeah, I do know better than you.
But if I had to give it,
I'd probably say balloon.
I'd probably not believe it.
I'd say high life.
All right.
Yeah,
good.
We're having high life advance.
All right.
That was an exciting,
thrilling first round guys.
That was great stuff.
That was awesome.
Thanks for participating.
And now we can move on to something else.
You guys want to do a couple of quick questions to end it?
Yeah,
let's go.
Very unshilled breakup.
Hey,
Chad and JT,
I wanted to first thank you for all the laughs you've given me over the years. I'm a fellow Orange County kid,
female stoker, LOL, who has spent countless hours cry laughing to your podcasts and videos. I'm in
a tough spot right now. I would love your advice. I was in a two-year relationship with someone I
loved very deeply, and I thought I was building a future with. I was in his sister's wedding.
We've grown close with each other's friends and families, have traveled the world together the whole deal, even talked about getting married and having kids one day. A week ago, he blindsided me by saying he wasn't sure if what he felt for me was real romantic love. He said he cared deeply about me, but that it felt very different from his previous, more passionate relationships, and that he couldn't truly see a future with me because of it.
truly see a future with me because of it i feel like my world has shattered not even so much because of the breakup itself but because it puts into question everything i thought i knew about
him in our relationship i never once thought that he didn't love me and now i'm wondering why it
took him two whole years to admit it my ego is so bruised and i'm reeling from the shock and anger
of it all aside from listening to your podcast which has been a huge help in the past few days
how can i begin to restore my stoke levels and move on from the agony i'm feeling sincerely d damn that's wild wait what was his quote to her
it's not it doesn't feel like romantic love i guess he looked at her more as like a friend
like he had a beautiful partnership but they didn't have something that he like burned for
interesting you know what i think years this is the origin story of a hell of a life you know
what i mean you need to get knocked down a little bit like this i think you're going to come out of
it a more passionate person and you're going to find someone who feels this passion for you you
deserve to feel what this guy was talking about you know yeah he wants someone who burns for you
there's a guy out there he's gonna be chasing you around the house all day y'all are gonna travel
and uh you know not be able to leave the room someday but then you will and you go see
museums and cool shit but this is good good riddance to bad rubbish plus you don't want to
be with someone who takes all the time in the world to admit the truth to themselves two years
yeah geez exactly this guy had to mature a little bit it's bummer you know classic stringing along
so better late than never bum Bummer to go through it,
but JT's exactly right.
You're going to go out there
and meet your other.
It's going to be nice.
Yeah.
And I don't think it was all like,
we can juggle multiple things at a time.
You can feel like something's lacking
in a relationship
but still have other components.
But I do think he loved you.
Yeah, for sure.
I always say that
so you can also move on to,
not to make you feel bad about it,
but he did love you,
but he just thought about it for a long time
and decided it was another direction for him. But it's good. It's good. You don't want to be with that fuck about it, but he did love you. But he just thought about it for a long time and decided it was another direction for him.
But it's good.
It's good.
You don't want to be with that fuck.
Yeah, you're beautiful.
And I think you're really hot.
And you sound fun.
That's nice.
I like that.
To me, it sounds like this guy's watching too much TikTok.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's watching some guy being like, you know, if she's not pulling your clothes off every
night, she's fucking someone else, bro.
And he's listening to that shit. and we know you are d yeah yeah we know you we know you've been cheating this
whole i'm kidding yeah d yeah so go find go find your joe exactly yeah yeah you need a cup of joe
hey where's green dress dude sorry go ahead
do we want to
all right dear chad and jt and esteemed guests hopefully strider and joe yeah yeah it is what's
up lords of stoke i really need your advice i just got broken up with by the girl of my dreams.
I'm 31, and for the first time in my life,
I feel like I could be totally myself around a girl instead of being judged.
She saw me and liked who I was, both for my qualities and my flaws.
We're both Americans who live in London,
and we've been hooking up for the last four months.
We had never had a talk defining what we were,
but after a couple weeks of not seeing each other,
because we were both not traveling,
I was finally ready to be super vulnerable.
Tell her how I feel and ask her to be my girlfriend.
The night before I date, she hit me with the need space text.
It was a total gut punch.
She told me that she had recently and unexpectedly reconnected with a friend from the past and wants to explore that.
That sounds like too much information.
And for full context, that person doesn't live here.
We still saw each other the next night and had a massive heart to heart i laid everything on the table i told her how i feel and how much i
care for her and want to be with her lots of tears were shed i also told her i will give her the space
she needs but that i won't wait around forever at this point is there anything else i can do besides
give her the time and space she needs i'm so lost in such a wreck dude yeah give her the space yeah go off do your thing go lift some weights go
do some steroids or something just get go you know start working as like a steel worker i don't know
just do something cool i love everything you're saying live your life in a cool
have fun have you know have fun get out there and become become like the dude right you. You know what I mean?
And you know what?
He's probably a pretty sexy dude
because it sounds like you're,
you were probably the fling.
I don't think you guys were,
you said four months.
Right.
He's feeling like you're,
he said dating and dumped.
You didn't even get dumped.
You just didn't,
you both just didn't agree
to take it to the next level.
So granted,
your feelings are just,
I won't deny your feelings
and you sound like a very nice guy and she sounds like a nice person that you know she
went she went along had the heart to heart you sound like an emotional nice guy and here's the
thing you were the fling in europe dude so that's pretty cool to be a lot of fun better to be a lot
of fun than boring yeah then i'm leaving you because you're boring yeah and and you know
she's getting back with the
old guy whatever that's fine whatever so just like chad said dude control what you can give her her
space sounds like she's on a journey sounds like she's freaking straight up i'm picturing
eat pray love style with freaking julia freaking roberts over here dude yeah and you need to just
go become action bronson yeah and then uh he did he sent a follow-up that was a month ago that he
wrote that initial one.
And then we have his update from 10 hours ago at 4 0 8 AM.
So probably noon London time.
Hey dudes,
I wanted to update you on my sitch.
I've taken the last month to really start working on myself.
I started therapy,
read attached and read a few other relationship books about vulnerability and
surrounding myself with loved ones.
I want the no contact approach to give this X the space she asked for.
I just mailed her a handwritten note this week.
It was from the bottom of my heart and I just put it all out
there. I mean, look,
I don't love that. Also, I don't think she's your ex.
I think, once
again, you guys were seeing each other.
Yeah, I think
that's
enough inner work. Let's go out. And I would like
to say something, too. I think as you get older,
you're going to learn this.
You can't convince someone to want to be with you.
Like if you're going out there and like, you know, okay, it's great to pour your heart out because you need to get that out.
But at the same time, like if someone's going to want to be with you, they will.
You don't have to convince somebody.
People aren't going to like this advice, but genuinely this is what i would do i would go out i would hit on a
lot of people i would sleep with someone and then i would i would realize after the fact that that's
not what i actually needed and i would i would cry to that person i just slept with yeah but not actually sleeping you need sex yeah amazing but i think that i think that's you
could live what's in the book don't just read the book live the book yeah yeah and you know what
hot the book quick poll handwritten note more alarming or more romantic it was a mistake
definitely alarming it was anything that comes in handwritten yeah tight yikes well and also like it's a sweet thing but it's more for you than people aren't convinced by it's good
to write it for yourself but the other person it's actually going to make them not want to
maybe send it as an email that's like our boy got broken up with and he and he was he was bumming
hard he was in love with this girl she had gone with another dude the other dude was cool didn't
help and then uh but our boy's cool but he was hurting and then we were supposed to go to the gym and he calls me and i'm like hey what's up we go to
the gym he goes i'm on my way to see her i'm like dude don't and then he's like he's like i made her
a painting i was like turn around right now and he got there and she was with the dude the dude was
there yeah it was but you know what you got to make those mistakes sometimes too yeah i think
a painting is a good one.
And we might be wrong.
She might love it.
You never know.
But instinctively, I was like, oh.
I've done the email, which it wasn't bad.
I got a response.
Was this the Newport gal?
Yeah.
No, actually, I got hammered.
And I was like, you did this.
You know, when you're in college, I was like, you did this you know when you're in college
I was like
you did this to me
I might go to therapy now
but there's a bill
yeah
but I
I remember one time
I hooked up with this girl
like in high school
we never
we just like made out
but she was like really hot
chill
and so I got hammered
and I was like
I forgot what I messaged her
but it was something
I'm like
hey like if you ever want to like hang out or something you know so I got hammered and I was like, I forgot what I messaged you about. It's something I'm like, Hey, like if you ever want to hang out or something,
you know,
so I think if you're going to go no contact that no,
that approach,
then do that without the thought in your mind of like,
maybe if I do this,
she'll reach out.
Like go full,
like delete and like move forward.
This guy said you can read about how to skateboard,
but you got to learn to fall.
Amen, dude.
Tony Hawk.
Big shout out to Steve a lot, dude.
Dude, Steve has a lot of knowledge.
Here, what do we have, a minute?
Yeah, I didn't know we had to shut it down like that.
All right, let me do a, this is great real quick.
And this is great for this week is the baked clams
from
Pazzi to Pizza
great Italian restaurant in Park Ridge, Illinois
and the cannolis from the
Sicilian bakery
over at Lawrence and Cumberland Avenue
in Chicago. The best cannolis
I've ever had
and those baked clams are right up there as well
Alright guys It was a great episode of Going Deep, man Thanks everyone for watching I've ever had. And those baked clams are right up there as well. All right, guys.
Very nice.
It was a great episode of Going Deep, man.
Yeah.
Joe Code.
Thanks, everyone, for watching.
This is all history is dank, dude.
Oh, dude!
At the 11th hour, dude!
Now he hijacked it!
I think it's history, dude.
No.
It's in the past.
It's in the past, bro.
Joe Code is dank.
It is dank. But I would say uh yeah guys make sure
you listen to joe code and history is dank yeah yeah listen to it we talk a lot of food beer and
men on my show you have a napoleon episode i do check it out i just reposted about it brush up
it's called napoleon great general leader or schmole dude i saw that i was laughing at that title
i can say this his podcast episode is better than the movie disaster disaster
it's trash the sequencing is trash yeah the whole it has no logic that might be the point that
history makes no sense it's all dumb everyone's dumb life isn't as remarkable as we think it is
but guess what everyone shouldn't be in on that that's what's weird about it
Ridley Scott and Joaquin Phoenix
that's surprising
I feel like they don't like Napoleon
worst Joaquin performance
I've ever seen
I've never seen him bad
until this one
really?
yeah
that's crazy
it doesn't make sense
you don't know what he's doing
he looks bored
there's no
I heard there's no
what is it
the French phrase
vive des joies
there's no lawn
like joy of life
yeah there's no
joie de vivre
joie de vivre far cry far cry from Les Esperies de la Scalle There's no lawn. Like Joy of Life? Yeah, there's no Joy de Vie. Joy de Vie, yeah.
Joy de Vie.
No Joy de Vie.
Far Cry from his
comedy performance.
He thought of it too late.
Far Cry from his
comedy performance.
Je t'aime, je t'aime.
Yeah, dude,
it's not comedy.
It's good.
I was prepared
to ask that one more time.
This movie's
bombitous.
Damn it.
Damn it, dude.
That's from the movie
The Gladiator. If people out there haven't seen that, I know some of you guys were born around Damn it. That's from the movie The Gladiator.
If people out there haven't seen that, I know some of you guys were born around that time.
That's right.
Watch The Gladiator with Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix if you haven't seen that movie.
What do you call it?
What?
What's the name of the movie?
Gladiator.
Oh, okay.
That's right.
What did I say?
I thought you said glad she ate her.
That good point.
You kept saying the gladiator.
Yeah, whatever.
They're making a sequel.
Well, he is the...
Let's go.
Really?
With a kid from Normal People.
Wait, what?
Oh, dude, Connell?
He's the main guy.
Let's go.
I'm seeing the shit out of that.
Wait, they're making...
The guy from Normal People, he's the main guy in the new Gladiator.
He's the best.
Why?
Ridley Scott's directing.
He's 97 years old.
Why isn't Russell doing it?
82, 82.
He's too old?
I gotta say, I don't have a good feeling about Gladiator 2.
No, no.
Do we need it? But I'm gonna watch it. I don't wanna see it. that No no Yeah Do we need it
But I'm gonna watch
I'm gonna still go see Napoleon
Should we dress up for it
Yes
We should have dressed up
For Napoleon together
It's just tough with scheduling
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