Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 335 - DRAFT: Childhood Crushes
Episode Date: March 27, 2024#goingdeepwithchadandjt #podcast #comedy #allthingscomedy Today we are joined by the Classic Draft Crew, The stokelords plus Chris and Strider, to draft Childhood Crushes. Each list is very unique to... each person depending on age and what era of film/tv they watched as a kid. They will HAVE to give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. We call Mr.Cream aka Aaron and he made the final decision on who wins. LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW ON WHO YOU THINK WON!! We are streaming the BTS, Fully edited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us as were recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Sacramento and San Francisco are the next two stops!!!! http://www.chadandjt.com Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019or write in to chadgoesdeeppodccast(at)gmail.com(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 6 wins JT: 7 wins Strider: 6 wins Chris Parr: 6 winsBrad Fuller: 1 Win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 0 Wins (THE PEOPLES CHAMP)
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What up?
Let's start the show.
dude freaking slap my ass and put some sauce on my face bro does your brain have barnacles on it yeah dude i'm just thinking you know i'm too stoked from perineum sunning yesterday that was
crazy that was crazy it was pretty awesome dude i mean i was i was a little
down on myself after for not like i did get nude you did but i should have been more nude
you know what i mean i thought you were pretty nude yeah but your dick was out my dick was out
but i was you know i was kind of like and i faced the crowd with it but not for that, you know, I was kind of like, and I faced the crowd with it, but not for that
long.
You know, it's funny.
I had dropped pants and I didn't look and you and me were addressing the crowd.
Yeah.
And then I looked and your dick was out.
I know.
But dude, I mean, some, this couple, this beautiful couple just started the party where
we were just, everyone was hanging out, having a good time.
They just got naked.
And it was just, they set the tone.
I call them European.
I think she was European and he was American.
Was she?
But I just like to say they were both European.
Yeah.
Yeah, did she have an accent?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, yeah.
It wasn't their first rodeo.
They're like, somebody's got to be the first.
They were so comfortable. They were so cool. They they looked around and they were like what are we doing
here yeah they took their clothes off and then right when they took their clothes off i went
whoa and i just threw my shorts down yeah and and then it was like a wildfire everyone just got
naked i mean the the feeling i mean first off the sunning was beautiful because we
broke the record fuck yeah not to you know check
out the video but uh that's coming out later but we broke the record congrats and we got the boost
but just being naked afterwards i was like i want to do that every weekend just walk the beach naked
so nice yeah any random old dudes being like i'm already here let me join in uh i wish no it's pretty it was all people with our crew
yeah nice nice so everyone was there for the experience and everyone was so sweet
and like uh some people came down as solos yeah i told one person came down and she i heard her go
up to a group of people like hey i'm here by myself can we be friends wow the guys were really
nice to her and that inspired me to be more open because i was like a little bit in my head like yeah like worried
about the shots and like worried if people are going to show up and like then worried about the
naked and then like and and then uh and then i heard them being so nice to each other and it
kind of loosened me up and then all right let's go that's awesome and it's nice like once you do
the sun and you all face the sun together so it's not like you're fucking being all looking at someone's b-hole directly i guess no no it was beautiful everyone's very
respectful that's good everyone's cool it was very respectful very good vibes i want to do it
a lot i want to do it like i want to have like a meetup like consistently right like it's like
going to a yoga class yeah like it's like a legit not just like one time it's the club we just go out and
we just do that are you thinking blacks for it i'm thinking blacks i mean i'm like are there any
it'd be nice to do it around la just so i don't have to drive i don't know if there are any nude
beaches i read somewhere that all beaches are nude unless otherwise designated oh interesting
i imagine like malibu you know you go Leo Carrillo, not many people are out there.
Dude, we go to County Line, hit County Line,
then we get Neptune's Net.
Oh, that sounds nice.
Yeah.
Love to get some seafood. Or if you go early enough, but you need like peak sun, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right.
What time did it go down?
Like what time did you guys all flip over?
Where was the sun at?
1230.
Take that into account of like trying to get direct,
like the most direct sunlight into your b-hole?
We did it at high noon.
So I think, you know, given the position of the sun in the sky,
that's where you're most able to get to penetrate full gooch.
You know, sometimes I've tried it at sunrise and it's like you can get
a little bit in the crevice
but sometimes you're like I missed the balls.
Right.
If you go at sunset
sometimes you're like well I just got my shaft.
Which is nice.
You want to paint the taint.
Look at that.
Love that.
It's beautiful.
I've still never done it.
I gotta do it.
Yeah.
I mean, JT, you put all that work into the sun positioning.
Yeah, we had to clarify with the group that, you know,
it's got to hit the tank for us to get the record.
And then some people, you know,
they might have had some detritus through their butthole lining
or their nuts could have been covered.
And then, you know, Chad was just like,
Hey,
swing them to the left and make sure the pathway is clear.
Yeah.
I'm just so stoked from it.
I,
I mean,
the solar eclipse is coming up.
That's on the eighth.
That's eighth.
I mean,
she gets our other film.
He said he and his girlfriend are going to Texas for it.
I guess you can see it well from Texas,
but I don't know.
It'd be nice to, you know, everyone's looking at it, guess you can see it well from texas but i don't know it'd be nice to you know everyone's looking at it but you know we got our third eye looking at it interesting to travel for an eclipse
while having no kids that's a very dad move to do right she gives us like a dude in his 20s
interesting but he's into it hey people are into stuff man look he's probably into crystals too you know yeah cheegs jeez good guy he's a great guy he's awesome i i i drove him down yesterday i'm like we're
gonna listen to a disneyland podcast is that cool he's like yeah what did he talk about on a
disneyland well we listen well we listen to one where we talked about they talked about the new
star wars ride rise of the resistance and then they also talked about uh what was the other one oh expedition everest it's the
roller coaster animal kingdom whoa that was in vietnam he had a good ad to him i'm like dude
i'm really into this podcast right now he was down well yeah you're driving what is he gonna say no dude we're not listening give me your phone
do you have a six flags podcast that's it dude onto disneyland
i guess before we get into the draft chris you had uh some breaking news about a hero of the
manosphere who might have been uh yeah dude i was reading uh robbie alerted me that
andrew huberman had a takedown piece come out about him today in intelligencer and then i read
the whole thing and it's like 4 000 words basically like yeah this guy sounds like a bad boyfriend
oh that's what it's about it was like he cheats like the worst thing from the thing was like might have given a gf hpv
which like not chill but like it's also not confirmed like seemed pretty rude while a
girlfriend was doing ivf when it like wasn't taking you know that's not chill and like has
cheated on a lot of girlfriends but it's also like he's super close with like three of his
ex-girlfriends which i'm like like, look, that's weird.
But obviously, if they feel comfortable with him,
that says something.
Some ended poorly and some, they have good relationships.
Yeah, it's not a bad ratio.
Dude, and then they're like, he also plugs AG1s on his podcast.
And like probiotics, the research is inconclusive for it.
And I'm like, and it. And I'm like,
and reading that,
I'm like,
this is your,
you're framing it like it's a knock,
but like I use that product and have a brother that sometimes does ads for his podcast.
Like this isn't convincing me,
bro.
And like one of them was like,
he like denounces how alcohol is bad for you even to do it casually.
I'm like,
it's poison. Like, I don't yeah these aren't like it shouldn't be none and maybe none of this is exactly this is like he's a bad boyfriend he cheats a lot sounds like he likes to
bone like early in the thing like he misses a lot of appointments he's like kind of unreliable with
it and then they kind of like hint later like maybe it's because he's banging other chicks
i'm like this is like i don't people who are very like famous miss meetings a lot because
they're allowed to like we all would if we could then i'm like i don't know maybe not everyone
would but i love takedown pieces but i think i love it more when nothing is there and I get to get mad that like, yeah,
come on,
dude. Like I want a juicy gas and it's like,
yeah,
it sounds like a bad boyfriend.
He probably like,
or I thought it'd be like his science was bad or he was outside his
expertise and things that he was peddling.
But no,
yeah.
I mean,
they kind of get it at a little bit like,
but he's really like a scientist.
Oh,
sorry.
Those are mine.
Um, but not really the thrust of it. It was kind of all it out a little bit like but he's really like a scientist oh sorry those are mine um but not really the thrust of it it was kind of all over the place that's so whack i mean like if he's a bad boyfriend i mean it's like why write an article about that it's there's like
nothing really there it's like yeah he may have he may be a bad boyfriend but yeah he like might
be there's like hints that he might be controlling one of them was like a friend of a girlfriend being like she was just talking about how she just wants to
stay at home and pop out kids like that's not who i remember and it's like but that's your friend
like she changed her mind and like maybe it's his influence but like she decided to date the guy
like i don't and she might have dated him for his influence because he's good at being influential
i don't yeah yeah i don't know he's
not breaking any laws that's it and i that's what i want like you know i want like yeah i want like
juicy shit he was at a stand-up show a little one i did in pasadena i was right i was on stage
and i go wait are you andrew huberman he goes yeah i was like whoa yeah whoa. It seems like he's got a huge head.
He's got tons of tea, I think.
Yeah.
It seems Jack.
Was that in the article?
Yeah, they didn't stress it enough.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I don't know.
I was disappointed, and I wanted to talk shit on it
because we didn't get a round of beefs.
That would have been my beef.
It's like, there's supposed to be a hit job coming out later this week do you see the lsu women's basketball coach like
got in front of it i've been here with washington post or something yeah she's like there's a
washington post article coming out about me they they tried to screw me like asking like knowing
that i'm preparing for this game tomorrow and then they try and get me to comment on a bunch
of stuff that he he knows i don't have time for this. Like, so I'm waiting for that one to hope.
Cause hopefully that one's juicy.
Cause if it's another smoky Kim Mulkey,
if it's another nothing burger,
I'm going to be mad.
But the fact that she was so aggressive and getting out in front of it.
Oh yeah.
Makes me,
that makes me excited thinking there might be some juice here.
Cause if she's really,
if she's really getting out in front of it,
she might be worried or it's or it's nothing first to narrative dude yeah so i'll keep you guys posted on what
happens with that but hopefully hopefully she's a bad person because that would be fun
if you don't like that lsu team they catch catch a lot of heat. I don't know why.
Well,
Angel Reese is like,
she did the thing last year with,
um,
Caitlin Clark,
where she like went up in her face after they beat her and kind of like,
uh,
like wave goodbye to her.
And people thought it was poor sportsmanship,
but honestly,
Caitlin Clark didn't care.
And I was like,
no,
they're,
they're athletes.
They get fired up,
but now Caitlin Clark's catching heat.
We should jig.
What do you think about that?
It feels like the cultural tide's kind of turning.
I think people are being too hard on her.
And I thought the exchange with her and her dad was actually kind of like,
I like that her dad communicated tough with her and stuff.
Wow, I missed it.
They have like video of her kind of like getting mad on the court,
like throwing the ball down and like getting into her feelings a little bit. And dad's like calm down put her on the bench you can you can see his
lips going oh yeah that's good advice like she's gripping it too tight it's like that's normal to
like bench someone who's like clearly angry and she's so much attention now she's like one of the
most famous athletes in america that's gonna make your head spin well i think that's probably why
the lsu player went after her because she's like we just beat you and you're the biggest thing in our sport
you're the big dog you're gonna be like i'm sure there was jealousy involved i'm sure it was like
really cathartic yeah send her home packing you know knock her out of the tournament like
that's all like good competitive stuff yeah it made me mad people were criticizing the dad i
was like they're like he should be nice to her i'm like did you ever raise the best female basketball player in the world no let him do his also like
ask her how she feels about did you see eddie house's son when he was mad in the tournament
game he just takes a water bottle and just points it right at the floor and just squeezes the whole
thing hilarious that's amazing that's amazing it's like we're in the scene in front i was like
what the fuck
we're talking like
man we've never seen
I've never seen an athlete
just be like
oh it's water
I'm so mad
it was novel
I appreciated it
someone's saying
Kim Mulkey
was at January 6th
oh is that what
the article's about
I think it's just
because the way she looks
whoa that's a turn
it'd be amazing
but it might just be
because the way she looks
it's just her face
in there
exactly dude
I did not expect that you know what though i bet you she was a leader that day
she was like you three go that way you two go that way you set a whiteboard out this is yeah
you're gonna set a pick here why you don't come around hard horns guy you're too fired up you're
gonna take a breather you're gonna crash the rotunda you know had she been there it would
have been more organized pick and roll into a she been there, it would have been more organized.
Pick and roll
into AOC's office.
Yeah,
people would have
been in better position.
Someone post up
in McConnell's.
Who would you be
most surprised
to find out
they were at January 6th?
Sean Astin.
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Who's Sean Astin?
Sam,
Sam Wise Gamgee.
That's a great picture
Tony Hawk dude
just skating on the stairs
he's just
walking around gently
yeah before you draft we are one week
away from the big dog
thank you
the big dog
live special taping. Two shows.
One night. If you're in LA
on April 1st, be there.
You don't want to miss it, dude.
You've got to fucking come, dude. Strider is doing
a special. This is going to be
the culmination
of years of stand-up work that this guy
has been putting in on so many stages.
Making people laugh all across this country.
He's the funniest guy alive and he's putting it down on wax next Monday.
Let's go, dude.
Be there, baby.
7 and 9 p.m.
Thank you, bro.
Are you fired up?
I'm excited.
I'm nervous.
I've already gone through the thoughts of being like, is anything I say funny?
And then I'm like, commit.
Then I just go, gotta commit.
We're this deep.
Let's go.
I've seen you wrestling with the demon
of doubt of importance.
Are you sleeping?
No.
This is a quad, dude.
Let's go.
Take some Z-Quil.
No, I don't want to sleep. I have great ideas.
I'll pop up out of the bed. I'll be like, let me go.
I'm smoking cigs, dude. I'm in bed smoking packs, dude. no no i don't want to sleep i need i have great ideas i'll pop up out of the bed i'll be like let me go smoking six dude what's the one with no filters american spirits just yeah yeah that'll
work yeah i think it's gonna i think you're gonna murder man i think when you get in that room and
you feel that crowd and you feel all that love you are just gonna settle into the best vibe
possible and just take us with you let's go and it's free beer i can't wait do you know what you're wearing uh probably a sick flannel honestly i think so
i think i'm gonna wear my sick flannel and juice i talked to jd's like dude just wear
what you're comfortable and i'm like that's what i'm comfortable with perfect
slick i'm not gonna like do a suit or anything like that like no i just didn't know if you're
like it would be funny like from stress you do a hard pivot like yeah day of the show i need a suit dude yeah you show up like eddie murphy and
delirious i do a fucking full leather outfit that would be amazing if i wore a full leather
outfit you'd be so uncomfortable you'd probably start sweating the thing is eddie murphy was
probably wearing full leather outfits every day when he was doing you know what i mean
you know what i mean you don't want to be if you've never worn one before and then you come out there you're gonna feel
i'll be so bad yeah dude it was a different time you know you imagine taking that thing
off how it smells under there you have to cut it off i think he's like the paramedic scissors
to get him out of that thing you didn't see any discernible like zippers on it there was just the
front chest one right and then like well i'm just mostly thinking about the pants that's what i mean yeah oh the pants i think he
just i think he got sewed up in those things before yeah he was born in that all right should
we draft let's go yeah guys we have one today rooted in nostalgia rooted in eroticism and
rooted in sweetness we're gonna keep it respectable but we're going to talk about what drives us wild we're doing childhood crushes let's go dude i didn't even know the topic
it's like dude we're drafting what's the topic jt text me goes childhood crushes
no research required yeah let's go google free baby yes my life dude no research is drill search exactly dude well let me step into the
factory wait a second let me just yeah brb i gotta go take care of something yeah for too long and
now i gotta go handle my business today's draft the spank bank well this is interesting too well
a lot of our picks i think will come from the same era and are you guys gonna go like childhood i'm
thinking like middle school brother you know we don't do parameters all right all right also
there's some that are near and dear to me that you might not know but there's also bangers that
are like oh yeah dude we all well this will be adjudicated as we discuss like it's like it's
probably gonna be pretty personal but i'm sure there's a ton of overlap i think so too we're
pretty like-minded nobody my chicks are so much hotter than your chicks.
You just don't get it.
Oh,
it's odds or evens.
Oh,
okay.
Good show.
One,
two,
three,
shoot.
Oh no.
This is big.
This is good.
Oh,
I don't know if the pigs matter as much for this one.
Cause that's true.
That's true.
One,
two,
three,
shoot. Oh, oh, oh, wait, I don't want to go for this one. They might. It's hard. That's true. One, two, three, shoot.
Oh.
Oh, wait. I don't want to go number one.
I was happy that I was out.
Dude, the chicks from Hanson.
I think the tough thing...
We have Jake judging this, right?
Jake and...
And we're going to call Aaron.
It's going to be a Motley.
Jake doesn't know shit.
I don't know the chicks that you guys are into.
I'm not that old.
What's with the ages thing today?
Yeah, dude.
Very arbitrary.
Aren't you 30?
No, I am not 30.
It's not that bad.
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby, dude.
All right. You're commentating on it. Oh, baby, man. Oh, dude. All right.
You're compensating.
You're stoked about that.
I am.
Chad's first.
I'm second.
Dude, don't blow it, dude.
Bro, this is...
This is...
I'm nervous.
You are picking the hottest person of all time.
Yeah, dude.
Dude, where's my...
Oh, don't worry about that, dude. Dude, you don't worry about that number one immediate number one
dude i hacked chad's phone when he got here you're never gonna find it now here it is here it is
everything's been deleted dude all right uh first one
uh i don't know dude i mean who is i most attracted to we're gonna love it i'm so nervous
i feel like it's like highly personal i know it's like there's no like objective
that's what i mean like the only way you can really have it if it's like so so niche where
we're like dude we never heard of that lady in our life yeah i have a couple of those
no i have one.
You're only naming people from your childhood?
Yeah, right.
I have some too, but I revisited that movie for this actress.
No, I mean like non-celebrities.
Alright, I'm going to go with
my first
high school crush.
Nice. This lady
was the ultimate babe
in the 90s and she saved my freaking dying from the bell
tiffany amber thesen oh bro dude kelly kapowski did yes that's a great big such a babe come on
dude massive yeah and she she she set the precedent for like when i get to high school i might be able to get to date
her no for sure because that's when you're younger like that's the those were that's a great like the
ultimate high school babe let's go dude she's 50 now still looking hot always hot massive babe
um yeah saved by the bell great show yeahed by the Bell. Great show.
Yeah, Saved by the Bell, dude.
We would watch it.
For a couple of years, we would watch it every day.
Oh, for sure.
A hundred percent.
She's from Long Beach?
Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I like is when people find stuff like that and they're like, yeah, I could
tell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that you've mentioned it.
Yeah, I got that vibe from her for sure.
Who's she married to?
Brady Smith?
Who the hell is that yeah
he's that guy dude probably oh he's handsome develop the urinal pads brady's you know you
pee on those things six four oh oh let's go he's from houston i can see that for her oh man he's a
hunk yep damn he's a total hunk yeah i'm glad she's happy i thought it'd be a she likes older
men dude we never had a chance yeah dude you know he's 52.
yeah tiff whatever i mean it's yeah but like if you if she called i'd pick up
dude kelly kapowski is a great pick bro it's so good i mean i honestly i can't believe i
didn't think of that but it's right here well people from the show might come up again dude
you're right you know what you ain't wrong bro because that was great dude screech has a hog dude for sure had a hog
i know they never got into that in the show though you know hilarious episode he's like
oh time out screech's penis it's like screech everybody in the showers and like screech comes in and he's all nervous and
then when he takes off his towel like you know ac slater's like dude what are you doing dude wow
screech he takes off his towel
dude that could be the thing is i could see the episode dude when ac slater would
turn his chair backwards and sit in it didn't you just do that at like food restaurants and stuff
i'll still do it like randomly from time to time i'm like i'm going for it's never more comfortable
than just like chairs are meant to be sat in the other way totally but like because it just they
usually just dig into your thighs but i'm like i feel so cool, so cool. And he would just do that in his buff arms.
He'd be like, that's the coolest dude there is.
Yeah, and he never wore any sleeves, which was a great choice.
Chad, great first pick, bro.
I mean, come on.
Yeah.
That was really good, man.
Knocked one off my list.
She was really...
Ah, man.
Okay, JT, dude, I'm scared.
Look, I don't know...
I'm going mariah carey oh dude she's amazing legs for days dude i guess when i was like in sixth grade the
song heartbreaker came out you're a great music video and i remember
she just struck me in the heart i was like oh my god and i could watch that video all the time on
mtv and just like uh just get i don't know just stare just stare super hard and then i i my crush
maintained for years all the way through like we belong
together i think she's like around like a soccer net and that one and she has her leg in the air
and she's just smoking hot and then the thing about mariah is too she can sing man oh yeah like
she's got if you listen to emotions unplugged she's got some of the best pipes of all time
and she's crazy and And I like that.
Heartbreaker was epic.
Yeah.
Can we just watch like 10 seconds of this, Jake?
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Fellas.
Oh.
Fellas, I'm going to need you guys to step out of the room.
Yeah.
Dude, this is a great episode.
Dude, this is the best episode ever.
Wow.
Oh, man. Holy tomatoes. is a great episode dude this is the best episode ever wow oh man holy tomatoes thanks oh man man
just mine's in a similar vein dude because it's like trl yeah yeah um yep pop star and i'm going
britney spears i mean yeah i mean dude first first spank of all baby
baby one more time oh you can say that again
it was just like i think i found out i had private parts the first time i watched that music
a lot of people say the mtv movie awards when she came out with the snake yeah that's when
everyone went through puberty first time so good because i think i was in like third grade when
that music video came out i remember it premiering yeah music video no no no that one's good this is
another good video i'm a slave for you oh dude that was sexy um it's nice because she's like
an adult and that like watching baby one more time now it's like yeah you go back now and you're
like whoa but we were the age that where it's like yeah you go back now you're like
whoa but we were the age that where it was like it was she was older than she was older so like
yeah we weren't the weird ones but everybody buying rolling stone magazine yeah i i was a
kid she was she was way older than me so it's like exactly you know i had such a huge crush on her
that uh i remember my brother got to go to her concert and he's like i'm going to britney spears
and i cried to my dad i was like this is bullshit well because did you like her more than he did too
of course bro that's when life's just i knew like i'd watch crossroads and i even like you know
right been like i was in depth i was invested and he was just like
yeah I like that one song
unforgivable if you ask me
yeah
there's probably a Britney Spears song about that
yeah
sometimes
I can remember all of her
sometimes I remember exactly what she's wearing
that full white outfit
you know what I mean toxic you remember the red leather getting back to leather outfits already i love
it it's a great number one pick slave for you she's just like she's like she's got oil all over
how's she doing now it's amazing no idea dude i i uh i i'm gonna i think my favorite moment from her was in austin powers three i think it was three
she's so hot she in the intro like yeah she's like a fembot that he's like casual yeah she's
doing like she's shooting a music video that and her pepsi and her pepsi commercials
were epic oh yeah look at that oh yeah yeah it's pretty cool just yeah dude i think she's she's kind of the
i think she might top a list if someone was like these are the biggest crushes of like
98 to 2005 i think she'd be yes yeah because i think she was at the top of like america's like
yeah childhood crushes for like a solid like three or four years and she
dated all the girls biggest crush timber exactly 100 like you know is anybody gonna draft dudes
dude that's a good dude i mean yeah my honestly because like there's probably some really good
ones and you can really yeah dude antonio sabato jr You really? Yeah, dude. Antonio Sabato Jr. Is anyone going to draft dudes?
All right.
Dude, I already said the chicks from Hanson, dude.
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, I'm going with my youngest.
When I was the youngest, my crush.
When I would come home yeah exactly
it was yikes uh when i would come home surely and be like let's do this on i believe this was
a friday tv schedule that i was actually double tatum o'neill dude uh uh fucking aunt becky dude oh i was like dude i was like i want to marry her dude yeah i was like
that's exactly who i loved and she was caring and she was a fucking babe dude and you know what
still a babe dude and she's scandalous through the college scandal i knew she'd get her kids
into fucking us on a cruise scholarship she'll do whatever it takes. Exactly, dude. She's a good mom.
She looks after her youngins, dude.
She went to jail, dude.
She reads to me as someone who got out of acting
because she found a quicker pathway
to elite power.
Yeah, the Mossimo guy. The guy that makes
every Target brand. The guy's a billionaire.
Yeah, I think she's like a world mover.
Yeah. And she should be
with that sweet face. In the show, though, dude, when you saw Becky, her hair.
I remember being like noticing a lady's hair, being like, like I like developed taste.
I was like, interesting.
Something in my brain was like, this works for me.
I don't know why, but it does.
And then I figured it out, dude.
And it was Aunt Becky's a babe, dude.
Yeah.
Dude, great.
All right. Wow, swing wow so big time swing uh this next one was actually the first one to pop into my brain
but i don't know if it's the best one but it's true to me dude and it's kimberly the pink ranger
oh yeah oh wow bro the pink ranger dude i was like, fuck yeah, dude. As soon as I saw the Pink Ranger as a kid,
I was like,
yes.
Dude, such a babe, dude.
Kimberly the Pink.
Oh.
Yeah.
Dude, all cute, dude.
And being a fucking
badass ranger.
And dude, she's a hero.
I was like,
I love fucking Kimberly
the Pink Ranger.
Yeah.
Nice cheekbones.
She was built right dude
she could she could kick i mean once she transforms into the fuck not dude
yeah what was her uh it's a good question dude she can kick ass dude those outfits man
these outfits are not they're not as they're not as high tech as i remember it's so 90s dude
and did you it's like made out of cloth
do you know they never reshot the action sequences
they just took them from the Japanese show
they're the exact same and just made it
and then cast American actors for like the in between stuff
wait you're telling me they didn't spend a lot of money
on the production
dude one of my first big auditions was
thank you dude
for Power Rangers you could be a power
ranger and you go to new zealand i was like this is amazing dude you would have been a great power
ranger hey oh yeah he's stolen the red crystal we have to get there now yeah yeah but dude also
more sexually like some of the villains in this like as a a kid, you're like, there was like one chick.
Yeah.
The one chick villain.
You're like, dude, that's kind of like, she's like a Dom.
It's like Xenia.
That's so funny.
You said that she was on a poster I had and we were moving into our new house and we had
it in a, in a room and I kept sneaking off from helping my parents move to kiss the poster
of her bro.
Yeah.
And I was attracted to her partially because she was evil.
Yeah.
There was something about that dark side appeal that was very captivating.
I went with Jesse.
I'm fired up, dude.
Do you want to keep picking?
I want to keep going right now, dude.
But I got to wait my little turn.
Oh shit, it's me.
There's so many to choose from.
I like that you guys went pop stars.
We went with... Dude, Lori Loughlin. tv well the tv icons too you kind of spend well you know the same with pop
stars if you watch mtv every day but it's more than movie stars you see them all the time yeah
well actually i'm going to movie star right now oh but she was also she acted when she was younger
so i feel like i've seen her at different... But she was always older than me.
You know what I mean?
So it's like...
And that's Natalie Portman.
Oh!
Bro!
Bro, a little garnish steak, dude.
Dude, because it's like...
Had Barber grad.
Little Leon the Professional.
Weirdo.
But yeah, but I was like...
By the time I saw Leon, I was like,
she's basically my age.
She's on the market, bro.
That ballet dancer husband effed it up
That motherfucker he's a rat
Benjamin Millipede
What are you doing not dating a 640 from Houston
I already
I've probably seen her movies
And then Phantom Menace
She's Queen Amidala
Chris great call dude
And then in number 2
When she's in the ring dude
And she gets scratched on her back.
I'm like, oh my God, I wish I could rip off the midsection.
Yeah.
I feel like bare midriffs are a constant throughout all of my picks.
That was like the 90s though.
That was like what it was.
It was a look.
2000, 2001.
Yeah.
You know, dude, what it is, it is closer to at the end, the slow-mo, like.
Where she just looks gorgeous
because you could tell Nichols was crushing on her and then they just
play that Damien Rice song behind it
also I've seen
her stuff for since I was
like a little like
but she's been constantly
and she's had moments where she's
had more stuff come out but never
a ton to where I've just been blasted
with Natalie portman stuff
she makes good choices good career choices besides vox lux yeah she's not oversaturated
miss um dude and yeah i was just in love with her for the longest time garden she's gorgeous bro
that's garden new slang yeah because it wasn't because i was like it was my secret dude it was
my it was my secret childhood i gotta love yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's, oh.
Dude, I got a banger up my sleeve so big time,
you guys don't even know, but it might get taken.
And she turns Anakin evil.
I can't wait for my little turn.
You turned her against me.
Wait, who's that?
I love it.
You will not take her from me.
I love that you're just fully on like, Anakin's right.
Yeah, yeah.
His acting is so bad in that will be once you will not take
her from me from my perspective yeah yeah i blame i like hayden i blame lucas it's bad writing yeah
it's bad writing i don't think hayden christian's is a very good actor it was but that's okay he's
a handsome dude yeah he's a good looking guy what was that movie that he did where it was like
takers during surgery takers i don't know i was gonna say takers no matter um playing the piano
he's just he's like the coolest guy in takers yeah he's like the smartest the most badass
he wears hats i'm gonna go sort of in the laughlinlin category movie star little bit later
like early adolescence for me
but
to me I was like
oh dude if that could happen
that's hilarious
my life would be good
that would be it
I'm going rachel
mcadams oh dude yeah she had a run of movies in like 2004 to 2006 where she did mean girls and
was incredible as the bad girl which was like her first breakthrough. But then we realized that's not the real her. She did notebook and family stone back to back.
And I was like,
I was like,
Oh,
that's like,
I don't know.
She kind of seemed like the prettiest girl at your high school.
Who was also cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a great pick.
And you would watch.
I mean,
I remember when you'd be like,
Hey, Hey dude, come here. Have you seen
Rachel McAdams
test footage for The Notebook?
And then he'd like play it for me.
See how she turns around? You're not supposed to do that.
Her audition for The Notebook is insane.
She breaks all the rules.
And you know, that's what the
greats do from her to Picasso.
And then also when her and gosling
because they dated when they kissed at the mtv movie awards that was a good deal that was a huge
moment i remember that yeah wow i didn't i missed that it's pretty fire um they walk out dude it's
a good one were they dating yeah yeah oh wow they dated they dated after oh movie. Oh my god.
Damn.
Easy boy.
Doesn't that make you just want a girlfriend so bad?
You're like, dude, I'm going to do that with my girlfriend.
I want a girlfriend so bad.
And then the notebook was so iconic.
That was the defining romance of the high school movie canon.
I can't wait to kiss a girl.
Dude, literally, the way you got a girlfriend in high school has been like i like the notebook
that's all you need to say yeah but make sure boys weren't around you know you guys get socked
in the arm dude we came up during the emo era too where it was cool to be like yeah that's what's
funny is like simping now is like embarrassing when When we were in high school, simping for a girl was like the ultimate version of life.
Like everyone aspired to simp basically.
Yeah,
dude.
It's,
it's so funny thinking about how high school,
like what our experiences are just because emo is so popular.
I just want that,
the downstream effects of that,
of like,
of like,
just, just even in fashion fashion you know what i mean i was thinking i was thinking of an oversized hoodie as soon as you said that i
was like exactly in his jeans one of our friends from high school i feel like he he must have hated
mike must have hated that emo was cool and i think he doesn't understand that like why chicks would
find emo guys hot. Yeah.
Because whenever-
Ferrara?
Yeah.
Whenever somebody,
like whenever we're like talking about
someone who's not very classically handsome
like Mike is,
he like gets like visibly angry.
And I think he like,
it really fucked with him
that emo was popular
when he was in high school.
Because he's like,
that's not attractive.
That's eyeliner.
Yeah.
Like that's not right.
That's not what you're supposed to do.
And he thinks it's like a fugazi. It's sales job yeah i think so totally don't disagree with him
no totally but that's part of being sexy as a man is the sales pitch of it yeah and like also like
it was the time and like hey it worked out for it's like like bob dylan adrian bro these guys
yeah they got the thing they got the thing and They got the thing and they're like, you know what? They can make it. You know what?
I'm not 6'2 and jacked, but I'm going to do this other thing.
You know what?
Nothing wrong with that, dude. I'm waiting for it, dude, but it might be a final pick.
I'm doing a dude next one.
Chad, you're up with two picks, bro.
Because it can be aspirational.
You know what I mean?
Totally.
Like the childhood crush where it's like, I wanted to be that guy.
Yeah, that's true.
But I'm not there yet because I got-
Every girl wants him.
Every guy wants to be him.
Yeah, but I'm not there yet because I've only picked twice yep all right yeah yeah yeah not yet for
my next pick i'm gonna go with a timeless beauty just like the greatest beauty of all time
just grace the vacation movies you'd see her come in and you're like oh my god and then she just drive away in a red ferrari oh christy
brinkley first guy to go with the model dude christy it's ch jake i was about to say something
what is he doing the massive babe dude she's still hot in her 70s oh my god i can't even look she's so hot
oh dude oh it's blinding dude when she's getting nude and um uh was it just vacation
oh is that she's looking at him in the car on vacation yeah but i don't know if she gets what
movie she gets where she gets she jumps in the water in the motel in the pool yeah oh look at that oh my and that scene
is so good yeah it's so funny dude him driving and just also him already being married to beverly
d'angelo yeah who's like beautiful wow wow look at's iconic. This is built for the young American mind.
Oh my God.
Okay. So of course she's beautiful.
Is part of it also the Ferrari and the driving fantasy of like running away,
getting taken away?
Well, she's like the ultimate fantasy.
Totally.
She is like, you know, that's light.
Look at that.
She's driving a sports car with the top down through the desert.
That girl is light.
You know what you say?
You said this should be a good time to get into a little bit of trouble with.
Also, man, you put me in a car with a mamacita like that, we're going to get in some trouble.
No, it makes you say words like mamacita.
Yeah.
Put my hand on the seat.
Humana, humana, humana.
Also, like, her hair is perfect, even though she's driving with the top down i could watch
that gif same dude for the rest of my life same she's the kind of girl she's like look we're
robbing a bank and we're making a run to mexico and i'm like all right yeah i'm in i'll pay for
gas who's got we taking wow exactly dude all right next pick dude another icon
chad's list copy and I want a spank count
on all these ladies
dude you get a bad minute
how many times
next pick
another icon
just a massive babe
I love watching her
in movies
I love watching her
in TV
in a great romcom
she goes
back nude you see her behind
and it's epic
Jennifer Aniston
oh
Rachel speaking of hair yeah
Rachel and friends
I mean she seems like
the perfect growing up you're
like if I could date Rachel
true and the hair the hair did you
notice that yeah oh yeah it's iconic dude and she seems so cool and hilarious that's part of it
yeah she she's also seems like a good hang yeah so you go her over joe lee oh yeah oh yeah but i
am curious yeah a hundred percent so when brad made that move you're like bro big mistake which
i think we discussed i think the huge mistake I think the biggest mistake
I think the biggest mistake
in history
because you guys
poo-pooed my
my
Rangelina
because you guys
were all Aniston heads
in the couple's draft
in the power couple's draft
that's correct
yeah we liked her
yeah
I'm not
I filed that one away
for these
yeah also
well I was like
it was also like
I thought it was going to be
gangbusters and it
was a major miscalculation so you remember those ones and i totally get the first totally preference
you know what i mean what about her to long came poly that did i watched that again recently it's
so good she's really good in that movie dude her smart water ads i think i mentioned it before
but they were like the billboards i was like she looks amazing i had seen it 30 times
in a summer and every time it would still make me stop and go whoa and it used to be the side
wallpaper for espn so i'd be checking like nba scores and i was like what the hell's going on
over there it was this one right where she's like crouching yeah it's black and white smart water
does the black and white and like um i she was doing it, I don't know,
after sophomore year of college.
What was that?
2010?
Yep.
What a time to be alive, dude.
Huge.
Do you guys remember when, during COVID,
they were doing script read-throughs of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
And then her and Brad were on the same Zoom.
And he goes, hey, jen she's like hey
brad and i was just like whoa are they getting back together no way yeah there was some flirt
going on look at that you could definitely see that they both uh had chemistry and that brad
is just a riz god dude look at that totally dude if i were I might bone Brad if I were Jim. He's a beautiful woman.
Look how good.
Slash beautiful man.
Look at that, dude.
Look how good he is.
I pick Brad Pitt, dude.
It's unreal, dude.
Yeah, someone should pick Brad if you're going to be straight up about it.
Yeah.
From Legends of the Fall, dude, Brad Pitt.
Dude, come on, bro.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well.
Still on the board.
Can I get him in the fourth?
You can.
You can.
I mean, we'm going 10 picks
it's a great it's hilarious i don't know the actress's name i gotta tell you i really don't
we should do what is it kimberly our name's kim, her name's Kimberly. And her, and dude,
she stole my heart.
The young man,
Chad,
you got one more.
I did too.
Yeah.
You Christie Brinkley.
Oh,
right.
Um,
Oh man.
Okay.
Dokes.
All right.
I'm going to pick someone that a lot of people might not know,
but that to me is the most beautiful actress that ever lived uh i've had a
crush on her forever i guess mom told me dad had a huge crush on her she was trying to guess now
she she had an iconic role in the 90s where she played kind of a a woman of the 40s who had
unbridled sexuality and couldn't keep it in her pants and ends up ripping apart a military family,
which has downstream effects on national security.
I watched it when I was six and it had a penetrating effect on my psyche.
She has had a grip on me ever since.
I actually think my lovely GF is a dead ringer for,
but I'm going to go with Jessica Lang.
Dude.
And if you give it a go to uh the postman always rings
twice we can watch her sex oh wow oh that's with jack nicholson it borders on uh sexual assault
it was a different time in filmmaking where uh you know toxicity was the bedrock of any good scene
and uh a lot of people think this is unsimulated sex meaning they really did the
deed you feel like and uh yeah you can even just click images of her in this movie but
oh yeah click that click that uh yeah it's it's heavy it's hardcore yeah okay um but yeah i just
think she's like the most beautiful lady that ever you can see a little bit what's going on in that
black and white photo right there what Yeah, that's part of it.
Holy tomatoes.
Yeah, she's in Tootsie.
The movie I was talking about is Blue Sky.
This movie, she's just an amazing, amazing actress, too.
And she was married to one of my favorite writers, Sam Shepard, until his death.
Before that, Mikhail Baryshnikov, the great Russian ballet dancer.
Really?
Wow.
She was a lady of artistic taste.
She knew what she was doing.
And yeah, she's just an awesome actress.
Yeah, guys, look her up.
She is beautiful.
That's awesome.
Man, I didn't realize.
I've never seen that movie.
You've never seen Postman Always Rings Twice?
It's kind of bad.
I've never seen that or Blue Sky.
Yeah.
So that was with Tommy Lee Jones and Powers Booth is kind of bad i've never seen that or blues the blues guy yeah so that
was with tommy lee jones and powers booth is kind of the the bad guy who she uh they fall under each
other's spell you hate to see powers booth win which makes him good as a villain yeah he's got
one of those faces but uh yeah she's yeah let's pull up pictures of powers booth
gotta see this guy powers booth oh man
chris's list right now is looking fucking great dude
i'm thinking about just doing the getting dubs like just all like well you know right now you're
like i'm trying to think if there's like a better childhood like dude who i wanted to be
that it's hard to be don't mess up your list dude don't it's just beautiful right now but
here's the thing bro you're gonna blow it because you gotta go with your heart and at some point
that's gonna deviate from like the you know i'm also trying to figure out when i go animated oh
dude you better believe that dude but first i'm gonna pick so but i don't think anybody's
gonna pick it but i'm gonna take her here gabrielle union yeah oh yeah dude dude totally
bro um bad boys too but like by the but like first bring it on was the first one oh you know
like we saw bring it on in theaters and it was like who is this super hottie badass like i still love there's no coaches in that movie you know
what i mean it's just cheer captains are the coaches which i assume is how all cheerleading
and then so it's like she's like pulling her team up by the bootstraps she's a freaking stern leader
she's super hot very athletic obviously she's a cheerleader where they do millions of flips and so i was like epic and
then by the time and then she was in movies in between and then bad boys 2 is probably the peak
of her fame and like obviously she's super hot in it she could you, a lot of gunplay in that movie.
That's fun.
Love that.
She's also a bitch in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Oh, yeah.
Isn't she in one of the Lethal Weapons, too?
No.
Oh, dumbass.
Sorry.
You know what? I'm glad that no one heard that.
But yeah, I'm going Gabrielle Union, dude.
I mean, because we...
The Brothers, you know? Oh, oh yeah one of my favorite movies you're bringing me a poster i meant to bring it i meant to bring it
this morning i freaking forgot dude um yeah check out that movie guys the brothers good movie about
a black guys were best friends don't want to don't want to don't want to grow up you know
i mean it's got morris chestnut that's my guy great he's great all right chris good pick
i got one and i'll tell you right now here's your hint killer at 12 o'clock. The mask, dude. Cameron Diaz. Whoa!
Let's go.
That guy's a beast.
Dude.
Dude.
Let's go, that guy.
When you see her in the red dress,
I mean, setting up for my childhood brain,
seeing the mask. Yeah.
And then also,
I was like, dude,
Jim Carrey's got energy with her
when he puts the mask on.
I'm like, funny guys get ladies.
Like, you know,
nice guys finish last. I was like, giving dudes hope hope you know what i mean i was like this is great
and then dude she's a total just bombshell i mean that was an opening scene that made her a star
she came down the stairs to do the music number and everyone was like boom welcome to a celebrity
for the next lifetime and then dude this blew my. When I was like a young kid, I'm like,
girls can't have the name Cameron.
But then I was like, Cameron for a girl?
That's working, dude.
It was a hot name.
A hot name.
That's a hot name.
Strange what you thought could work.
Exactly.
It literally flipped my world upside down.
I got inverted, dude.
And then she invented the Manic Pixie Dream Girl
kind of with the, not invented it,
but it was crystallized in, no uh something about mary so oh dude yeah
she's everyone's dream girl and she pulls it off she's cool she's into beer and football yeah
vanilla sky she's not so cool no no psycho in that that's why i've never seen that movie
the trailer is like penelope cruz and cameron diaz are both gonna be crazy
yeah and i'm like no that's
not yeah exactly that was a weirdo movie fun movie sweetest thing the uh sweet sink charlie's angels
she kicks a man oh that was a hot movie dude they're wearing leather they drive dirt bikes
they fuck she's physics does not matter in those movies dude she's boning matt no it's like the
same universe as the matrix look at that oh dude she shreds she gets barreled yeah she does oh oh yeah bro dude the boys are back in my pants because they because
they have to scope out a potential mercenary who's a surfer slash motocross yeah dude she licks she
licks the credit card she licks the credit card and she's like, sex wax. He's a surfer. Oh, right.
Oh, dude.
When she's fighting in the...
Dude.
Man, what a great pick.
Yeah, that's a good post.
And dude, she seems cool.
That's her number one.
Yeah, she seems cool.
She seems cool.
Like even off screen, you're like, she's cool.
Dude, you pick girls that kick ass.
I love girls that kick ass.
Yeah, you like strong women, dude.
Yes.
Fighter Pink Ranger, dude.
And guess what, boys? My next pick was already tiled in dude and it's
another lady who kicks ass bro and i'll tell you i think it's because the television filter they
used felt like a porn to me when i was watching it as a kid but it wasn't but dude fucking xena
warrior princess. Yeah.
Bro, dude, do you know where your princess Lucy Lawless?
I mean, that's a name. Yeah.
Lucy Lawless.
Let's go.
I loved her.
Yeah.
Through the fucking thing. Oh, dude, that was working for me and then i because i'd watch
the great adventures or what it was what was the full name of the
hercules whatever and they would shake hands like that with his buddy yeah his buddy was
jacked always low-key jacked and then gabrielle and and fucking xenia dude just doing work
that was big dude massive. Massive swing.
I always wanted to see her and Sorbo or Lorenzo Lamas.
Oh, Lorenzo Lamas, dude.
I would have loved to have seen them get together for a spell.
These are some...
Underground icons.
Yeah, like for like...
What was it? Renegade?
Renegade, dude.
I don't remember anything from the show bounty hunter
on the move but yeah i just remember the title sequence motorcycle that's all i remember that
highlander too with adriana lima or whatever oh yeah oh yeah the highlanders the tv show
man chop his head off you get his power that's how i learned how to be a man was highlander dude
there can only be one chop off heads and soak
up the power yeah yeah i'm uh i'm still frothing off that cameron diaz pic yeah that was huge that
was the one when i said this is up my sleeve yeah i mean that is seeing her kick ass and charlie's
angels that was i remember when that trailer came out i was like okay yeah i was like i wished it
was when i saw his rated because this was always a buzzkill when i saw his rated pg-13 i was like okay yeah i was like i wished it was when i saw his rated because this was always
a buzzkill when i saw his rated pg-13 i was like pussies yeah i was like the way in our version
dude dude we should invite her to the perineum sun club she would be in she's super into natural
health and she really also very cool about cameron diaz she hosted an mtv show where it was like her
doing environmental causes and she was real laid back on her and maybe another person's pick
Ava Mendes are in an episode where they're
climbing and it's 24 hours like reality
they're camping Ava Mendes rips a fart
they left it in the final cut that's awesome
and her and Cameron Diaz crack up laughing
about it that's awesome they both laugh
they're my best friends
let's go dude
who's next
Chris it's me
chris has got a fire list dude i'm going i'm going animated dude i'm going laura croft
i wanted i wanted somebody who rocked
Dooley pistols
And who also had a bear midriff
Oh my
Oh my
It was the outfit
It's really the guns on the legs
Oh my god
Something to hold on to
Me and her are freak dancing that wasn't even a playstation
guy so i only got it like when going over to friends houses and it's like do you want to play
hey can we play doom raider wait is that that's not laura croft dude is that is that ai or is that
like a real dude fan art i think that's based off alicia vikander because she yeah in the new movie
yeah did it already come out yeah yeah it was like five, six years ago. Bro, the Joby movie
sucked, bro.
They're so bad.
But Daniel Craig
and Gerard Butler
are the dudes.
They did good on the dudes.
They do do a good job.
Dudes, dudes, dudes.
Dude, that's pretty hilarious.
The guy pitching,
he's like,
all right,
she's an action video game.
Got massive ta-tas.
Yeah, man.
Dually pistols.
And like,
she's barely going to be
wearing clothes while she splunks. Yeah, not a functional outfit for being in a cageols and like she's barely gonna be wearing clothes while she's spelunked not a functional you know like she's gonna be
running through the jungle but like just like basically like have no clothes on
minus her guns and so she'll been show since it's like really rough and tumble
shot boots genius I was seven years old playing a fighter game,
like street fighter.
And I was playing as this gal who had like a crazy outfit on it.
Mom's friend Dosey came in and goes,
how's she supposed to fight in those high heel boots?
I went,
shut up,
bitch.
You and her always beefed.
We did.
She disliked me heavily.
That was annoying.
All right. Who am I going with? All i gotta go you know we have been ignoring a section of pop culture that has been
so invaluable for all of our developments it has a strong pull on on our on our dongs and on our
hearts i am going with rachel rocks oh dude let's go bro i mean this is huge
i mean you gotta be careful what you search for you gotta be careful what comes up here
and it was like for real brb oh is she porn star she's a porn star and uh oh whoa i've always just
thought she had the cutest face and just a real bubbly energy.
She was always just like,
it wasn't even that she was so into the sex.
It just looked like she was like,
like always had a kind of fun attitude towards life.
Yeah.
And like,
she'd be a good hang off camera.
And,
uh,
I appreciated that.
Uh,
yeah,
she always,
you know,
was really,
yeah,
she was good. um jc you're i agree with this pick
a hundred percent this is a great she was iconic right i remember telling a friend like like when
i was in like middle school like oh yeah she's my favorite and then and then jason being like
okay and then like a couple weeks later he he's like, hey, bro, I remember what you were saying the other day.
I get it.
I remember once I've hit Paul Conner, we're laughing.
We were trying to pick who our favorite porn stars were.
And I picked her in another one.
And we both just started chanting their names.
And she deserves some respect.
She deserves some love on this list, for sure.
Because we spent a lot of time hanging with her.
I joked with Becca being like, I'm just going to go
straight porn stars. And she's like,
you can't.
Don't.
My list has been cleared by my
GF, too. She gave me the green light on it.
Probably
could have, but that
probably would have been my number one.
Thanks, man. That means a lot.
It's a great pick it's
genius and you know what yeah it's talking about the level of impact i mean massive and massive
i think honestly i'm hoping if we could even pull up the the chat i'm hoping that that's the pick
that most that she's the one most people know but i don't know maybe she's not as she's not a
performer for this it's it's hard to it's hard to know who has a stay that's going to resonate throughout generations.
Yeah.
Oh, it looks like people are about to fight about it.
Whoa, Rod.
Dude.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Dude, nothing to beef about.
Dude, Rod, watch your mouth, dude.
Yeah.
Come on, guys.
What?
Guys, come on.
I did not expect.
I thought everybody would just be talking about who they were in love with
or spanked.
Can you scroll up?
Thanks, whoever said Chris wins.
Appreciate you.
It's mad.
Guys, they're getting mad about each other about who's hotter, dude.
Dude, I thought she would be up.
Oh, Lisa Ann.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
She's probably the most iconic.
But it's perfect.
Jake, if these two dudes are being too toxic, we might have to get...
I mean, I'm all for free speech, but we're not America here.
You know, this is us.
We might have to give them the 10-minute penalty box.
They're like trade information guys and take it offline.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't need a parking light.
You guys can keep fighting.
Just like, I don't want to look at it.
Yeah, it doesn't need to be in public because that's what they really want.
They want to get the public opinion from it.
I think this is wrong.
Yeah, dude, no trolling.
No, he can troll up my ass, dude.
Maybe.
Chad, you're up with two picks, dude.
Take us home.
Oh, I do two to five?
All right, five, baby. Let's go dude i'm gonna i'm gonna
attempt to bend here i love it and this might i'll see what you guys think but this is an iconic
group spice girls oh you're gonna go all of them yeah no no that's not fair no no no unfair can't
do it look i like that you're taking the effort it's smart it's really smart i love the attempt that was more of a heist than a bend dude
yeah yeah you can't i was trying to take five chicks at one time yeah yeah i mean that's rad
dude you're the kind of guy who could pull it off but no way spice girl's so different
that it's like dude you got yeah you have every every any kind of mood you're in you're like i
want to get scared i want yeah you know every any kind of mood you're in. You're like, I want to get scared. I want, you know, I want
the energies, the attitudes, the emotions
for sure. I want to be fashionable.
You had five picks, dude. You could have gotten
them.
I'd be like picking all the things
in Inside Out for your list.
You have to pick one.
You get one. I thought I'd
give it a shot.
Oh, playboy. this is sky gods allows it um
oh all right he's a sky god dude uh all right all right i'm gonna go with the iconic
tush of the 2000s and she's still crushing it today jennifer lopez dude's a good right it's a great
pick a good pick um just she dated p diddy she dated ben affleck mark anthony and she's i mean
hustlers came out a few years ago this such a babe look she can dance and i mean she's dude
anaconda anaconda she's been hot for 35 years now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty incredible.
The thing about the Amazon is it gets pretty wet.
Yep.
You know, dealing with Anacondas.
She's running around.
She's in peril.
Yeah.
Her curls look great.
It's just...
Because what was like the first...
What was your first J-Lo experience?
Salina.
First J-Lo.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. She's great in that or do money train money train
well or do you remember that blood and water that oh yeah the steven dorf movie dude bro bro for
sure you also what's your clooney movie that you love out of sight i mean she's incredible and they
have the best chemistry of any two actors ever um no she's an amazing actress like i think dude
this actually i'm glad you brought her up to you because I'm making a bold prediction
with respect to Jennifer Lopez.
She's having a rough cultural moment right now.
Everyone's picking on her for her ridiculous documentary
where she hypes up her Bronxness too much
for the nine months time.
People are taking her to task for that.
She sounds kind of upper, but the thing she made is dumb.
I think Ben Affleck will direct her
to a best actress victory in the next five years.
Oh, I love that.
Because he's the phoenix.
He burns and comes back.
You can't kill Jennifer Lopez.
She's tenacious as shit, man.
She is Jennifer LeBlanc
when it comes to throwing them things.
She's a beast.
And she's a great actress.
She will rise from the ashes of this documentary
and come up and become the fucking best actress.
Let's go.
She's going to do it.
She's just magnetic, you know? know yeah and her ass was iconic i mean chris rock did like the famous five minutes
of it during a stand-up set yeah it was like a celebrity death match you know wow oh and her
oscars dress remember that dress that was like the first oh my god the the green one yeah yeah
i remember like as a family we're all going like how is like like
the next day we're like having conversations about like how it stayed on miss anderson our
art teacher was talking about the next day she's like yes i saw the dress and we were all like
what was it dude it was unbelievable she um so her and oh fuck what was i gonna say yeah dude
there was one part anaconda where who's, who's the bad guy? John Voight.
Can you look John Voight staring at Jennifer Lopez?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's how everyone's done.
I know, dude.
It's just...
It's so good, dude.
It's...
They're right there, dude.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lear's face.
Lear's face.
No, no, no, no.
Down, down, down, down.
Yeah.
Can we watch that?
Yeah, dude.
Dude, that's my face for all my pics, dude. Yeah. Dude. oh man she was beautiful it's beautiful sorry wow dude she's been doing a job boy
john boy doing what we all want to do since let's talk about dude he's standing like four feet away dude isn't he her
dad in this movie no he's angeline and joe lee's dad in tomb raider and he's her actual dad yep
also john voight was a hunk in his day yeah he played a gigolo and uh
jerk story midnight cowboy uh man still so many babes to choose from i mean do i go animated
do i go d you might have to dude i yeah i mean i i have one animated but i'm like she's kind of like
it's like when i was a kid but i don't know her age because she's a lion um dude that's totally
this is beautiful dude bro it's nice she's an adult species she's an adult like she's a kid
lion for a little bit but she's an adult lioness okay i'm gonna go like all of her knowledge yeah
it's weird you can tell nala's a hot lion dude yeah yeah isn't that weird when she like well
she's the main character when she's usually hot when she's an adult and she'll flash her butt i didn't make the rule yeah she'll flash
her butt at simba and give like look dude also dude she's a strong independent woman dude dude
can you do nala the lion yeah good pick bro did your gals tell you who their number one dude was no oh man david dukovny really oh who would mind i think because of
because of what content like was it x files i think okay and i think he's like i feel like
it tells very different he's like hunky but he's like smart and kind of i'm attracted to david
dukovny because of x files or i'm attracted because of Californication. Give my wife some air time.
What?
I'm kidding.
Randy Quaid.
Take a piss.
Take a leak, dude.
Leave the door open so he can hear us.
We know what you're doing in there, dude.
Oh, he had the first one who had to crank.
First dude to jack off.
He's going to come out all mellow, fall asleep in his chair.
That'd be funny.
See, my lift's so different now.
Dude, you left your mic on.
Dude, David, in Californication, he's such a babe.
Whoa, dude.
Into the Airwaves, is that Tobey Maguire?
Number one?
I did not expect that.
Interesting pick.
I don't know. that's crazy you know what
if you saw that when you were young yeah i could see that when he gets jacked in the mirror that
was iconic and he's so like spider-man is such a noble hero yeah he's the nerd maybe people like
nerd got a heart of gold we're talking about somebody specific we're talking about toby
mcguire he's someone's number one wait who's up pick wise am i up uh oh we didn't talk about did we talk about naila enough
no i mean dude she's hotline she's saved simba she she helps simba become the king that he was
meant to be i mean uh can you feel the love tonight great be king. I know he is the king. I feel inside.
Yeah.
She sees it.
Yeah.
And she gets them to snap out of it.
Wake up.
We all need our Nala.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We all need our knowledge.
I did not.
It was good.
It was a good,
uh,
yeah,
I was going to try and deny it when they said,
how is that nut crisp?
But,
uh,
you know, speaking of which, yeah, I thought it was going to, I didn going to try and deny it when they said, how is that nut crisp? But, you know.
Yeah, I thought it was going to I didn't want to. It was probably going to be an obvious
you know, Doff protest
too much. Exactly. It was really
good. I feel so relaxed now.
Yeah, you just got to lean in. That should hold me over
for about another eight minutes.
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back to the show sorry all right i'm gonna go with uh lil kim
and specifically from an old navy commercial i remember this i was a freshman in high school and this penetrated me
so deeply can we watch the commercial i mean yeah it's bringing me back just looking at it
i also liked how uh she little kim was a little intimidating because like in her song how many
licks
she describes all these guys at different races and how they dicked her down right
and she's like he didn't give a fuck that's what i liked about him uh but yeah specifically this
commercial uh sent me to the drill factory often nice little kim it was a really big deal and um
yeah oh kim yeah dude yeah she knows how to i mean just like that
was the thing yeah sexually explicit uh songs can you pull up uh go lil kim you got served
her outfit in that movie she's uh she's just wearing a bikini top and i was just like you
know as a kid i was like what you what she's dressed for the beach, but she's inside.
What's going on?
And she was badass.
Like, I didn't know if I was tough enough for her.
Yeah.
Intimidating, for sure.
Yeah, I was like, am I street enough?
Am I gangster enough?
And then at a certain point, I just had to accept I am who I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And meet the parents.
Ben Stiller. Oh, Lil' Kim.
She's fat.
I, uh,
yeah, dude, cause her as like a young
adolescent, her songs, I was
like starting to learn about oral
and then I was like, she does
oral. Yeah, can we play how many
licks real quick? Just like a little clip of it.
It's.
But yeah, she is riffing on the Tootsie Pop thing,
but she's not talking about eating candy.
And this was, you know, this, this, it's like.
Been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces.
Oh, hell, I even fuck with different races.
A white dude, his name was John.
He had a Queen B. Rue's tattoo on his arm.
It's like a dirtier version of wet-ass pussy.
Yeah.
Or Mambo No. 5.
Yeah.
It's funny.
And I was like five when I heard it, and I was just going, whoa.
WAP comes out, and everyone's blowing people's minds.
Songs like this have come out before.
Yeah.
We've heard music like this. My neck, my back everyone's like blowing people's minds. Like songs like this have come out before. Yeah. Or music like this.
My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack.
Or there goes my shirt up over my head.
Oh my.
Yeah.
Top down, windows up.
That's the way I like to fuck.
Mm-hmm.
But they always feel like.
How does David Banner's play go?
Revelatory.
Let me see you drip sweat.
Yeah, girl.
That was fun.
That's great.
Chris?
Dude, I don't know what to...
I'm actually kind of...
I'm loving my list.
I don't think I'm going to win, but...
Dude, yours has like huge sex appeal.
It's got range on it.
You had to have been our our age because it was on
regular tv too and there's a lot of things in here where it feels like it unlocks something
sexually that when you saw it yeah but like you might have already have had that moment so it's
not going to hit like that for you but like you remember when it happens you'd be watching part
of the interruption and then that commercial would come on and you go whoa yeah yeah and then you
realize the only reason you buy old navy shorts is to bust in them and throw them away
terrible shorts they're always like these insane plaid patterns these are made for busting in
oh yeah like under armor shorts yeah yeah
the friction was just like a bomb
it was so next level
dude
sorry
I don't know
what to do
Chris you got a pig dude
are we going six
I'm being a hypocrite on purpose
are we going six
I think I'm going go elizabeth hurley great
fucking pick yeah and it's all because of the movie
yes austin powers but like a dazzle but
she's the devil she's the devil and uh in a funny movie still hot it's really funny it's a great
movie uh dude you know it was on a lot of lists when i googled like because like it feels like
whenever i i was like looking at a couple lists last night and brendan fraser popped up on a couple
for like his like mummy years dude he was a hunky yeah it was like a hunk but like
dude she's beautiful and so good in a bedazzled also
she's but like wow wow i think on the car with the with the with the booze that's because that's
early in the movie yeah in the yeah she lights that drink on fire it's pretty cool um obviously
a lot of red a lot of black because
she's the devil big time kind of stick to that color scheme big time honestly she's super funny
like it's a it's a hilarious movie famously too people thought chris o'connor told me that if you
freeze frame the movie when she's walking around the desk in her red slit dress that you can see
her vagina whoa yeah that was like i don't think they're not gonna let that be in the movie i think
you could see red,
like for,
uh,
her underwear,
but that was like dudes would obsessively be like,
freeze frame it.
Yeah.
I think we play pretty good tonight.
Uh,
it's so good.
It's really funny.
It's great.
Brendan Fraser performance,
great Elizabeth Hurley performance.
They have great chemistry. He's a nerd. So none of it it's sexual but it's like the most fun movie yeah she just kind
of does like sexy just by being present and looking amazing and like she's the devil so
she's a little schemer you know she just uh he's a schemer she just keeps she just keeps messing
with his wishes and it you and hijinks ensue and
there's multiple times in the movie where we're just going to go,
damn.
Awesome.
Great pick.
Is it my turn? Oh, Kelly LeBrock
from Weird Science. That's a good one.
Great one. Dude, Chris,
people are saying you're on a tear, dude.
Thank you.
Are we doing that?
What a run from the kid dude
i am appreciated so much are we doing uh six or are we just doing five just five okay okay okay
then i gotta go with um but just tell us your six you know thank you all right my six is heather
deep throat loved her she was great yeah i love Heather. I really came out of your mouth and just
surprised the hell out
of my head.
I thought I was
waiting for the real
pick.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
That's six.
No, no.
This is my fifth
pick.
Oh,
dude.
You can't put that
up.
You can't put that
up.
We're lying.
Dude.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Put it away.
Put it away.
Google it, dude.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, dude.
I didn't show it on
the screen.
Okay.
Whoa.
My whole brain just
whoa
yeah that's a good pick dude
if you want to pg it her full name is
heather harman thank you thank you
he's been doing some research
heard her husband i think jeff
but okay anyway that's not my
pick dude my pick
no no my pick my
credit for it but respect my
my pick is live tyler dude from oh you know dude and there was something about her empire
records you're like dude she's like gothic and like you're like kind of damaged like i want to
protect her and then dude she's in lord of the rings dude also who looks like her she has kind
of a one-of-one yeah look like she's very uh and then
bro in armageddon when harry stamper's like take care of my daughter you want to take care of live
you want to make dude dude you want to eat animal crackers off her belly you do oh dude yeah there's
something very fragile and sweet about that thing you do it's almost like it's almost like pouty
but that's like a negative connotation it totally works for her
and it's like it kind of gave her
something that was just a different speed
she was like three seconds away from crying
yes not always from
sadness just because like I saw a bee
land in a flower overwhelmed
she's overwhelmed
you have a bad time at dinner
and then she's a freaking elf
that's what did it for me bro
when it was fucking golf freaking she's then she's a freaking elf that's what i mean bro that's what did it for me bro when she was freaking airdrop girl she's 90 she's grunge she's in a camaro with the top
down just like standing out i think that's the music video dude she wears a flannel like in like
some jeans and you go whoa that's what you like whoa dude but then also flannel crew but then also
if you want him come and claim him with a sword exactly you get you get the grunge stuff which
is so it's you know a lot of what we grew up with was that 90s grunge stuff dude cool what's the
movie where she plays like the hot girl in town who's getting everybody in trouble one night in
mccool's uh jake can you pull up live tyler from one night in mccool's i remember only seeing the
trailer did we watch this movie in?
Oh, man. I only remember being in
Billings.
Close. Right place. Close.
Sun Valley.
Oh, damn.
Look, I had like, you know.
I was all over it.
Yeah, she's beautiful in One Night in McCool's.
This is where she plays like a femme fatale.
She's getting everybody into trouble. God trouble god have a femme fatale character yeah that's important
you got to do like that sometimes you got to show me your demon 100 i want to look it in the eyes
that's uh opening a beard dude with her teeth let's go bro. Dude. I think I gotta stop doing that.
Man, what a great draft.
I get a little tipsy sometimes feeling good.
Alright, should we call Aaron real quick?
Yeah.
I'm going to take a leak while you call him.
I don't know.
Yeah, we know. I can tell you this, boys.
I just cleared my afternoon.
Some honorable mentions.
Jessica Simpson was not picked. jennifer love hewitt
that was a big one meg from hercules another animated character loved her um mia toretto
oh
mm-hmm shell rodriguez too i think we're friends with jordana now
yeah that would be kind of a weird
pick i think yeah
yeah
um i didn't watch who framed roger
rabbit until college but jessica rabbit
if i had seen her in my youth
probably would have been
at the top of the list did
jessica alba carmen
electra yes carmen electra was all time yeah
pam anderson yeah big time uh kate upton marissa tomei oh mishka barton and rachel
bilson from the oc oh my god specifically summer yes agree that was a big because she did the banter she had top-notch
banter mate you've been watching love island i just i've seen clips where they talk about you
know mate yeah we get on oh megan fox in the first transformers was kind of a
oh and then rachel weiss yeah oh rachel weiss and the mummy dude the mummy's got two what about
bullock gates yeah i was gonna pick her bullock's huge it's tough she's like the icon oh yes yeah
well like it's like julia roberts no i don't know why i don't find julia robert like she's
beautiful but i wasn't like tinkerbell that's a good tinkerbell would be a good pick you
know i was you ever seen the movie the chase charlie sheen christy yeah yeah christy swanson
oh sarah michelle gulley and then sure michelle gulley exactly the original
big time jennifer love hewitt for sure also chris when you said bring it on eliza and uh
eliza douche and the new guy but also Kirsten Dunst
Eliza Dushku
should have been
in more movies
ooh I got one
Alicia Cuthbert
oh dude
Alicia Silverstone
Cher
yeah
remember her as Cher
yeah
Salma Hayek
huge
Salma Hayek
still so hot
yeah
Desperado
oh
Desperado
and from Dust Till Dawn
dude
let's go
alright let's call aaron do you got
the number this is incredible that's a good one lauren conrad everyone from i mean kristin
cavallari yeah oh you were a low guy yeah yeah you were a low guy too right big time low guy
low bosworth because she was the coolest i think the name low yeah i think so
something about she just seemed cool like lc and kirsten were all about the drama and stuff and
low was just like hanging out and just i don't know i'd like to kick oh oh there he is what's
up dog there you are hi guys all right so do you want to give us your list first and then you can
tell us who won of our list?
And you're going blind on it.
I'm going blind.
Also, are you wearing your cream shorts, dude?
Because look out.
Yeah, never has the cream factory been in more risk of going empty.
Cho-wing.
All right.
Well, let me give you my list.
Number one with a bullet for me.
Now, remember, I'm about a high school class older than you guys.
Yeah.
Maybe a little more for Chris.
My number one teenage crush, actually, this is more childhood.
This is the first woman I ever was like, was awoken as a straight male.
Yeah.
Paula Abdul.
Oh!
Straight up now, tell me, do you really want to love me forever? As a straight male. Yeah. Paula Abdul. Oh, straight up.
Now tell me,
do you really want to love me forever?
Oh,
yeah.
What an absolute babe in the eighties.
What?
I mean,
from cold hearted snake to,
to Laker girl promise of a new day.
She's wet the entire time.
Oh,
amazing dancer. Had a body. She's an amazing dancer.
Had a body.
While we're talking.
She's got that killer combination of
Egyptian and Lebanese.
Dude, nice.
Yeah, that combo
is it every time.
She could have been Lara Croft Tomb Raider, dude.
Yeah.
Then my number two,
another babe
straight from,
still working today, but
straight from my heart from the 80s,
Elizabeth Shue.
I love Elizabeth Shue.
Yes.
Karate Kid.
It always comes back.
Babysitter Diaries, too.
Yep. Babysitter'saries, too? Yep.
Babysitter's Club.
No, no, no. Adventures in babysitting.
That's it.
She's awesome.
Cocktails.
Leaving Las Vegas.
Exactly.
Not the sexiest movie ever,
but certainly.
Good performance.
Yeah. Then number ever, but certainly. Good performance. Yeah.
Then number three,
the legend
started so many
boys in puberty.
Phoebe Cates.
Phoebe Cates, yeah. Fast Times.
Married to
Kevin Kline.
Married to Kevin Kline.
And still married.
Still married. She still looks good.
Babysaurus.
Let me check my list.
Yeah, that's never going to change.
Showing.
Alright, let me check my list.
My four and five were a little harder to come by.
Okay, there we go.
Pun intended.
Number four. Not who's the boss boss but who's the boss's daughter alissa milano
very charmed alissa milano alissa milano i'm sure charmed yeah sure showing and and then this is a
bit of a band at the end not a band but it was a crush, but it was short-lived because unfortunately she lived short.
Selena.
Oh, the real Selena.
Oh, right.
What a babe.
Nice.
What an absolute babe she was.
Taken from us way too soon.
Yeah.
Who knows how big she would have been had she been allowed to live.
Aaron, great list, dude.
Beautiful, dude.
And I could hear the passion.
Yeah.
You told your wife to go run
some errands while you told us that list, didn't you?
I'm in the studio
or in my booth. Oh, you dirty boy.
Alright, let's give them our list.
We're going blind. You got a pen and paper? You ready?
Let me get
a pen and paper.
I got a
regret. See, I didn't write anything down. I got a
regret that the fact that I didn't
put this person on there and that we haven't mentioned them yet
is one of the great mistakes of my
life.
I wish I could subber in.
Marissa Tomei.
Yeah, great call. Marissa Tomei from Cousin
Vinny. Huge.
Yeah, that'd be a really good one. I thought about it.
It's tough.
Who I got first.
Love.
We're just going to,
so you're not going to know who's who,
but the first list is Tiffany Amber Thiessen,
Christie Brinkley,
Jennifer Aniston,
Jennifer Lopez,
and Nyla,
the lion Nala,
Nala,
the lion from
list. Number two, I'm going to need, I'm going to need, and Nyla the lion. Nyla. Nyla the lion from Lion King.
List number two. All right, I'm going to need, hang on, I need three and four again.
Aniston.
Nyla for five.
Aniston and Lopez.
Yeah, I should probably just do last names.
It'll be faster.
Oh, yeah, we got to email the list to you.
That's really smart on the chat.
They're realizing that this is hard to listen to.
Okay, I'm seeing it.
Who's Rachel Rocks?
She's a porn star.
Okay.
Fair, fair.
Dude, look her up real quick.
Take a minute. It won't take more than that
Heyo
This is some good lists guys
Thank you Aaron
As always
Very difficult to choose
Let me see if there's anyone I can
Rule out immediately
Did someone nickname you cream ukraine i can't
i can't even look up rachel rock because i'm at the studio and there's probably a blocker on it
it's like google she kind of looks like carmen electra she kind of looks like who's the girl
from baywatch not pamela anderson but the other girl um yeah yeah yasmin believe yasmin believe
she kind of looks like yasmin believe and she's cool she kind of looks like all your dreams she's like she's like really down to earth
and stuff yeah she laughed during the scenes a lot she would giggle i think he's hasn't narrowed
down to whose pick it might have been it's hard to because you guys are kind of all chiming in but
uh you know what honestly that's probably gonna be my fourth place
mariah carey rachel mcadams jessica lang jessica lang is a real left turn
a little kim's a bit of a bend that's right or a bend it's not mine it's not
mine brother we'll tell you at the very end but it's
not mine aaron just got racist. The green guy. Yeah, right.
So, wow.
Wow, Elizabeth Hurley at five is really good for whoever got that.
Because she is, all she posts on Instagram is bathing suit videos,
and she's still smoking hot.
It's very awesome.
That's the Tom Brady pick of the draft.
It's a nice pick.
It really is. It's a late. That's the Tom Brady pick of the draft. It's a nice pick. It really is.
It's a late steal like I've ever seen.
Yeah.
That's smart.
I'm going to go next, even though this is a really good list.
Just because these last three are so close.
I got to go the Lori Loughlin, Kimberly the Pink Ranger, Cameron Diaz, Nina.
That is such a good list, though.
I got to say, but the others just edged it out a little bit.
Who is that?
Who did that end up being?
We can't say it.
We can't tell you.
We can't tell you.
We can't tell you.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
That's good. Because you can't.
It might be biased for the others.
So it's between the Tiffany Ambrithiessen starting draft
and the Britney Spears draft.
It's a slobber knocker.
It's so close.
I think
I'm going to go with the Britney Spears
is number one.
Britney Spears.
Wow.
Yeah.
We knew he was tight.
Yeah.
Yeah. Tight race. Aaron, you're a man of taste.
It seems like the chat's leaning you too, Chris.
You and Strider are getting most
of the vote skis.
Honestly, if you're going to do
an official character, Laura Croft,
holy shit,
with that huge of my
adolescence.
What a babe.
That's more of a dude from the football game.
Aaron, did you ever drill yourself to Nala?
No.
But I love the pick.
I love the pick.
I believe him, too.
I love the pick.
Aaron, you're a genius.
The lift before it is fantastic.
Thanks.
Well, thank you, Aaron. You're the best, man.
Should we tell them everything? Oh, yeah. So, I was
in fourth place, Strider in third
with the Lori Loughlin list, Chad in
second with the Nala list, and then my
broski number one with Spears, Portman,
Union, Croft, Hurley. Wow.
Great list, dude. Great list.
Great list, Chris. Congratulations.
Thanks, man. Hey, good list by you too, dude, man.
We love you, brother.
Alright, see you guys.
Have a great one, Cream God.
You guys all just want to do a Legend of the Week?
Yeah.
Let's do our Legends of the Week.
Legends of the Week.
Do I start? Are you ready?
Yeah. Hit. I'm with the Perineum Sun Club.
Dude.
So many legends out there.
Bering, Taint for El Sol.
Super inspiring.
You know, people were, it was just like a, it was a movement of freedom.
Free expression, free feeling, freewheeling, stoke.
Just such good times, good vibes all around.
And I want to give a big shout out to the Sun Club.
You guys are all legends. And I definitely want to give a big shout out to the sound club you guys are
all legends and i definitely want to do it again yeah hell yeah beautiful strider mine's bruce
springsteen dude i saw bruce in vegas didn't even know he was in town dude's like he got tickets i
was like let's go you saw him in concert yeah whoa yeah it was incredible oh my god was he amazing dude he's 74
the guy rocked how long did he go for like three hours yeah he does two on course bro i know it's
awesome it was the very top row you're at the sphere no i went i did i went to the sphere he
didn't play the sphere you go with the friday beers guys yeah great dude awesome great dudes
and a little contingency of us went to bruce and uh just because we've wrapped stuff early what
what songs did you do?
Like he did all the bangers.
He did play.
It was actually, he's like a new song that he called like last man standing.
And it's just like him and the guitar and like the band takes a break and
everyone's like goes and takes a pee.
And you're like, respect the boss.
Come on, man.
We know it's not a banger.
We know it's not dancing in the dark, but watch him play.
Dude, he's 70.
His energy is incredible.
Dude, he walks up.
He goes, did you lose all your he goes did you lose all your money did you lose all your money we're gonna make you feel like the
luckiest people in the world tonight that's like rosalie dude all the bangers he gives a workman
show for a workman audience exactly dude it was it was awesome dude the boss i gotta go again what
was your favorite song you did that night i really enjoy actually you know i really enjoyed spirit of the night the
way he did that that's really beautiful song man dude marvin he doesn't always do that one friend
of mine dude it was so good but i mean all the bangers like born to run he danced to all the
bangers rosalita did all of them it's so that's awesome. Also, The Rising was good. Everyone was singing along to that.
Beautiful.
So good.
Chris?
Oh, man.
Dude, I'm going to go with Mom.
Nice, dude.
Went down there for a hang last weekend, dude.
She's got so much.
She's got the place so rigged out for babies.
She was so ready. She had it so rigged out for babies. She was so ready.
She had it so rigged up.
Didn't have to do it.
We brought a bunch of shit.
Stayed there for one night.
We didn't need to.
She had the place all ready to go.
It's like, oh, hey, where is this?
She's like, oh, one sec, right here.
Bang, dude.
Tried a new pizza place.
It sucked.
Her neighbors gave a bad recommendation.
But dude, we just rolled with it.
We had a great time.
And yeah, it was just, have to give her props dude because she she's she's always had just like the best spot and she's just made it so welcoming gotta give her love love you mama
love that i'm gonna go with uh i'll go with greg mom's boyfriend nice dude king and is there anyone
better on the grill no he's a girl he's a grill master through he grills he gardens you know he's
always worried about his plants he's always making them look real nice he's top i learned so much
from him in the kitchen too like he just throws down everything always comes out perfect he's got the right technique it's thought through it's creative just on top of it all day do because
we need christmas remember he made the prime rib on on the grill because we needed the oven
normally don't do it he just sat out there for like 7 30 to 8 30 in the morning sitting outside
just trying to get it to the right temperature just hunched over looking at the dial with the temperature amazing and it was perfect dude that was a fun draft that was really
i was like fuck yeah the top is like cream nation dude i also didn't do as much research because it
felt just more personal and i got a pitch for the next one our homie cory lacoste oh yeah best parties in movie
history oh yeah oh my god i love that like party scenes and yeah you can even do behind the scene
party one night party movies are so fun fuck yeah because that's also like i mean well we can talk
about it when it comes.
We're just wetting the beak.
We're getting the audience titillated and scintillated.
Dude, that was really fun.
That was awesome. Good stuff, dudes.
Nice job, Chris. Great list.
Thanks, boys. Later, guys.
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