Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 360 - Joe Marrese aka GRUMPY Bears Fan

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

#goingdeepwithchadandjt #chadandjt #podcast We are joined by King Hog JOE MARRASE, coming off a tough night of heartbreak from the Bears game. We start off the pod by giving Chad an update on the NFL season. JT dives deep into a new issue he has: PHONES AT THE GYM. Should phones be banned at the gym so people don't hog the equipment? Chad talks about Shannon Sharpe's latest IG live incident and questions if he was actually doing the deed. We take some great calls. If you enjoyed the ep, hit the LIKE and SUBSCRIBE button :)  https://www.PARRFORBURBANK.com We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! TEXAS, LOUISIANA, MICHIGAN, GEORGIA, NORTH CAROLINA are the next stops. Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Shoutout to Our Sponsors: MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

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What's up guys? So as some of you may know, I am running for city council in the city of Burbank. I'm going from just doing public comment to actually trying to be on the council who hears the comments. It's been an invigorating ride. I've learned a ton about the policies,

whether it's Transpo, Rent Control, or just the public facilities. It's a big sprawling enterprise, and I need your guys' help. So get on there at parforburbank.com and volunteer or donate. I am an underdog, but guess who else was an underdog? JFK, Clinton, Barack Obama,

probably a lot of conservative leaders too, but I haven't read their biographies. And in that spirit, I'm gonna keep pushing. I'm going door to door. I'm knocking on every single home in Burbank trying to earn that vote. I'm looking people in the eyes, telling them who I am

and I want you to join this organization. I'll look you in the eyes and find out who you are and we'll work together for our common goals. I love you. Tick, tick. ["Try to Change Me"] What's your dream? Go with me.

Try to change me. Well, why don't you freaking slap the mosquito and call Joe by his real name. What's going on, Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep with Chad JT podcast. I'm here with my compadrational Thomas. Boom clap, Stokers. And we're here with the big hog. Dude, it's been a while. Yeah, what's going on?

Where you been, man? I've been at home, man. What's you been doing at home? No, I've been working out and stuff. You've been working out? Yeah. What's your workout now? Run the hills.

Sick. So you're doing Runyon. Runyon is a legendary hike in Los Angeles. Tons of celebrities. Have you spotted any? No, there's not. And I see. All right, Joe. I think I think you got to take. We just started. All right, sorry. But I see those. No, because you see those Hollywood tour buses that come by on Mulholland at the back gate and they always say that to the people. Like, oh, here we are, Runyon Candy. There's a famous hiking trail with a lot of celebrities. There's none. There's none? Yeah, they're lying.

Okay. Do you think that could partially be that you wouldn't recognize any celebrities that got famous after Cheers? All right. I saw William H. Macy. Dude, that's huge. That was it. The Steppenwolf Theater, dude. That's huge.

He's a legend. I saw Schumer one time, Amy Schumer. Wow. And Chuck. Oh, hey, yeah. People are always like, she got big because she's related to Chuck Schumer. I was like, does he call him the Chuckle Hut

in Cincinnati? And he'd be like, hey, put her on. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Put her call him the Chuckle Hut in Cincinnati? And he'd be like, hey, put her on. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Put her on or I'll put you in jail. Dude, she was, just being totally candid, I do think her, as happens to a lot of comedians,

you know, it's hard to stay dialed. You know, it's probably happened to me, but with less fanfare. Dude, early on, she was one of my favorite people to go watch. Oh, I mean, her first album? Cutting? Amazing.

Oh, and you were in New York? When I was in New York, I used to go see her at Hannibal Burris' show at the Knitting Factory. She was phenomenal. Her ending joke, I kind of try to do a similar thing now where the laugh is that you're ending on a weird statement, but she used to say, back in high school, my sister used to cut herself. And then she would just walk off stage.

That was her ending. That was her ending. It was funny. Yeah. It was brave. I liked it. I know. I would listen because I used to drive around Pandora in standup and hers would come on. I would always be... You could fast forward through through bits. I would always listen to hers. Hers were always great. You loved, Nick DiPaolo was always one of your favorites too.

Nick DiPaolo's the man. That guy is so funny. I think it surprises people too because you're so like gentle and sweet, you know what I mean? And then DiPaolo would just be railing on large women. Oh dude. I mean, I don't know, maybe I think I'm like attracted to that kind of you know you're kind of like he's kind of a version of myself I wish I could be. You have those thoughts but yeah. Yeah, oh dude when I see certain you know you see my exterior but my interior my monologue is Nick

DePaulo. You're roasting the inner of a man. The inner roast child. Well, I think with Schumer, she just got which comedians shouldn't do is they get too political, self-important. And like being like not too political but yeah, not too political but like it's like a virtue signaling thing.

Well, you know, it's, yeah. signaling thing. Well you know it's yeah. Yeah what do you think? But I'm trying to keep it yeah you're right but I think if you're gonna be political just go into politics then. Yeah well you're but you're not you're not like you're not in people's faces about like you need need to believe this. Yeah, don't get in anyone's face, dude. That would be fucking bullshit. No, I don't think I've had arguments because I think it's like, you know, once in a while, it's going to get the better of you. And, you know, I can be a little too reactive, which is something I'm working on. But no, I don't like, you know, I even got mad, not mad. I had a spirited conversation with someone I was door knocking with because don't like, you know, I even got mad, not mad. I had a spirited conversation with someone I was door knocking with, cause they were like,

they're like, well, who are you gonna vote for? And I was like, probably Kamala. And then he goes, probably Kamala? You just lost me, buddy. And I went, why? And he goes, cause it's absolutely Kamala. Oh, really? Yeah, he was like, anyone who would vote for Trump

has no decency. I'm like, I never said I was voting for Trump. I haven't voted for Trump. I wouldn't. And then he was like, he's a back. And I was like, I was like, I thought he was going for Trump. That's dude, it was crazy. Did a total 180.

I mean, like, I was really mad at me. And I was like, I don't know, I was a little like, first, I felt a little weak that I said probably because it's like, I should just say who I was a little like, first I felt a little weak that I said probably because it's like I should just say who I'm voting for. But then also I don't like to be absolutist, but I just felt like, yeah, I got kind of hurt. I was like, dude, why did you say I had no decency? That's a little much.

Yeah. Well, I mean, that guy's obviously. Also get a life. Yeah, if that guy just has. That's all you gotta say to people like that. Just tell them, get a life. Yeah, good call. That's exactly it, yeah. Yeah, that's That's all you gotta say to people like that. Just tell them, get a life. Yeah, good call. That's exactly it, yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty much all you gotta do. And then you win. You don't have to worry about them. I like how straightforward that was. That is how we should just, yeah. Just call it how it is. Hey man, you know what? Go be a good human that loves their family

and works passionately at their profession and then pass away with minimal illness and maximum experience having been gained and then go to a place where hopefully you see other people that you knew. I see you as a like a Herb Wesson type, you know black Yeah That's sick Herb they just did a show for him at the Comedy Store. Really Herb Wesson? Well, he's I mean, I don't know perform there. Oh, no, not that guy. Oh, he's awesome different herb I I'm thinking of her. I mean I just when we first met her and he's awesome. It's a different Herb. I'm thinking of Herb. I mean, I just when we first met Herb and he's walking up because

when we first started going to council meetings, you just expect everyone on the council to be just uptight and like serious. When we met Herb, he's walking down the hallway. You guys are hilarious. I was like, man, this guy, he has Tom Cruise level charisma. Look at him. He did. He was level charisma. Look at him. He was mega watt. Look at him. Him and Arnold used to have really good rapport. Yeah.

They were buddies. Are they not buddies anymore? No, I just don't think they see each other as much cause he's not on the LA council and Arnold isn't governor anymore. What's Herb up to these days? I don't know. Oh, he retired from the

council? Yeah, his watch has ended. Okay. Anyways, Joe, what's going on with you? You're looking good. Oh, thanks. Chat says you're looking good. Fresh pair of pants says you look hot. Oh, thank you. And they also put up a important question. Do you, when you're hiking, if you're racing someone while hiking, do you get like a, you know, a handicap kind of thing or like, do you get an advantage or do you get a head start because you're carrying your hog also? because you're carrying your hog also. Yeah, I mean, it usually pushes me to go faster because the weight, especially going downhill. Right. It pulls you down. Yeah, it pulls you down.

Do people ever like look at you sideways when you park in the handicap spot, but then they can't clearly see what your handicap is? Do you ever have to just like grab? Yeah, that's the move. Yeah, because you get dirty looks. See, you just kind of like. You just do some adjusting. And then they're like, oh mommy. Yeah, that's what they say.

Do you ever have to call in sick because you pitched a tent? You know, like I have a huge boner. Yeah, I'm going to use PTO for that. Have you guys not seen each other's penises? Personal time off. No, I don't see penises. You haven't seen mine?

No. Do you want to? No. I want to see yours. Yeah. That's your problem. The hand burglar wants to know if you hang it left or right. Left.

Did you watch the Emmys last night? No. No. I mean, I saw it on the tv at the bar I was at I was trying to make a joke about how you would only watch the Bears. Why would you watch the Emmys? Yeah, I mean huge swing and a miss. Yeah, who would want to go to that? What did you think about the Bears game? Um I didn't really like the outcome. Did they win? No.

Um, no, but they, uh, defense played pretty well. They looked bad. 19 point, the offensive line is, uh, needs work. JTSL, you put up a question. Does being on the Bears make you a bad quarterback or what was the question? What'd you say that to? Are Bears quarterbacks already bad? The Bears make them bad and out of a 10,000 votes 71% of people say the Bears make them bad Hmm. Why do you think that is? I think it's bad infrastructure

I also think there's something in the city like in the in the spirit of the city that just makes a loser out of talented, uh, quarterback. I think you're, I think you're a loser. Why would you do a personal attack? Well, because you did. I, you're not a quarterback for the Bears. What do you mean there's something in the city? What does that even mean? Well, how else would you explain these talented quarterbacks that get drafted in the first round over and over again? Cade Mcnown Mitch Trubisky Justin Field now Caleb Williams. Maybe they were all misses. I Don't know that Caleb though. Caleb's legit Jay Cutler even Well, they traded for Jay Rex Grossman

Why are these guys not performing I was a little little hard, but is there something about the Bears? Because they've had different coaches that just doesn't allow the person under center to excel. I say that with maximum respect. Well, typically- Total love and empathy for Joe. Well, typically they always hire a defensive head coach, which I mean, they have gone offense a couple times but Matt

Barkley too man Kyle Orton how the Steelers doing beautiful to know well offense hasn't done much hasn't had to the defense is done dude TJ watt is so fast off the edge they had twosides called on him in game one. He wasn't he just timed it so perfectly They did the laser and he was onside. He's just so Quick. Yeah, who cares? The Rams are having a tough go they don't look too great they're getting injured too Yeah, they got they're banged up smoke yesterday Then they got the Niners next week. Yeah, and then I

They're looking at no, I keep my tabs on Rams and Jags Yeah, I got the Jags Top on yeah, why they didn't look good Niners suck to you or the the Niners sucking they lost to Minnesota. Yeah, I Should become a Packer fan. They don't have McCaffrey for a few weeks. No, you shouldn't. If I became a Packer fan, how pissed would you be?

Yeah, that'd be so lame. You can't pick them. You've never even been to Wisconsin, I bet. I've been to Appleton. He's literally wakeboarded in Appleton. Dude, good call, like Winnebago. You did? Yeah. Good for you.

I've also been to Wisconsin a million times. And we've been to Michigan. Yeah, so have I. We've been to Michigan like three times now. Dude, that's crazy. I never would have expected that in my life. I didn't know. Yeah.

I didn't know that was gonna happen. Michigan is sick though. It's beautiful. Yeah, it is. What was the really great town we went to for the festival? Ann Arbor. No. I've been to Ann Arbor.

We're going back though. We're going to Lansing in a couple of weeks. What is it called? East Lansing. I don't know, it was so great. East Lansing. Not Lansing. Not Lansing. Grand Rapids? No.

It's something... The Cherry Capital. Yeah. What is it? But it's like the Newport of Michigan. Detroit. It was awesome. Saints... Oh, the Saints won yesterday. Raiders won yesterday. Traverse City.

Traverse City, yeah. Great city. And you know what's funny is it sounds like a truck stop, but it's like probably the most beautiful city ever. Gorgeous. Although according to the weird driver who brought Sahib home, weird energy is on their perimeter. Oh yeah?

Yeah, like energetically, the spirits of the city, going back to that theme perhaps for today's episode, there was like, he said there was bad energy on the outskirts. And that's why there was a lot of violence out there. Oh, from like, was there like clashes between the Native Americans and settlers? Bro, that's a more in-depth analysis than he gave, but something along those lines. He was just like, I can feel something. He's just like, there's weird energy, you know, it's an energy portal and Traverse City's in the safe part of it, but on the perimeter,

that's where the bad things happen. Wow. Damn, that's scary. I mean, speaking of energy, we're going to New Orleans next week. Are you nervous about the energy there? I've never been. No, I'm excited to check it out. I want to mix it up with the ghosts. Dude, well, we got to get.

And the ghouls. Yeah, New Orleans would be cool to go to. So you haven't been to New Orleans. I've never been to Louisiana, period. Yeah. So we gotta get some novelty cocktails. I mean, not too many because they, unless you wanna get just.

What do you want, a hurricane? Demolished. Hurricanes are good. I'm a personal fan. I like, you can go to Lestats. I think it's Lestats. Cool name. Or Lafite. One of the two. It's the oldest bar in America and you get purple drink. Oh nice. There's the hand grenade too. That's a green one. It's all grain alcohol. Hurricane's good. Huge ass beers.

And there's voodoo energy there. It's all kind of stuff. That's what's up. I'm down. I'm very down. You know, I'll do a whole day out there. I haven't been drinking. So it would be nice to kind of set up a day is like debauchery time and to really go whole hog with it and and drink different colors. I been drinking. You've been drinking. You drank last night. Yeah, last night. What what's your What's your...

Were you having some brews? Yeah, yeah, I'm a big brews guy. I mean, I'll do a shot of tequila here and there, but... That's what I do. Have you ever chugged beer in your ass? No, I've never wanted to. Why do you want to chug beer out of my ass? Whoa, I was offering to put it in your ass, but I don't know if I want to check it out of your ass.

Why not? I could try. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I'll do it. Um, oh yeah. But chugs.'ll do it. Oh yeah, butt chugs. That's right. That's what they're called. Dude, speaking of the Emmys, Jake, Jake works for two Emmy nominated performers and one

of them won the Emmy. Yeah. Hux Edelman, right? Yeah. He won, yeah. Oh yeah. You hear that yeah from Jake? He knows he's leveled up.

But yeah, they were actually against each other. Creative writing in a comedy special. But Brubigs did a good job of seeming genuinely happy for him. No, yeah, they're really good friends. Did he produce the show for Edelman? He didn't produce it, but he was like a... Mentor. ...advisor, yeah, I guess you could say.

So Alex Edelman, it's not a stand-up, it's a Broadway show? It's like a one-man show. It's like a lot of jokes in it, but it's a dramatic arc like it's I think he infiltrates a Nazi group in it Yeah, is it based on a true story? He actually did it. Yeah. Wow. I was trying to remember if I've met him or not He's been to the store a few times. You've probably met. I'm not yeah. Yeah, but no, it's awesome. They both Had really good shows. I think Alex definitely had a little bit more of the younger crowd. He's a younger guy. And Verbigley is more like the 40s to 70 year old crowd.

I like Verbigley. I'm 36, I went and saw his show, it was brilliant. No, yeah, they're both really good. It's just two different sort of viewpoints. But he literally has Old Man in the name of his show. Yeah. The Old Man in the Pool. Yeah. Oh yeah.

It was good, man. That thing cooks with gas. Is that, is that a, does that take on a narrative? Yeah, one man show, same deal. Yeah, yeah. Starting point, end point. I gotta check those out. Yeah, yeah. Starting point, end point. I gotta check those out. Yeah, they're very similar on stage.

Alex kind of mimics what Burbigli does. They move around a lot and kind of use their body to tell a story, which sometimes makes it hard to edit because they're running back and forth so much. And it's long form too. Yeah, and you really can't get the narrative of the story until you're even like 30 to 45 minutes in. Like they'll start up top with like a couple funny jokes and then they'll just like start telling the story and take

you on a journey. It's a long oral tradition I mean I think the main guys who kicked it off were Eric Boghossian, Spalding Gray in the 80s, watched swimming to Cambodia. It's one guy just sitting at a desk talking, not quite stand up, but you know, it's in that ballpark. But who is that? I look like him, Bogos, dude. He's the liberal senator who's like Bernie from Succession.

Oh, Eric Bogosian. Oh, wow. The Bogosier, man. Yeah, he's Gil. He's Gil, he. The Begosier, man. Yeah, he's Gil. He's Gil, he did the movie Talk Radio, it's about all that stuff. Oliver Stone, does that ring a fucking bell? Yeah.

Joe, you like oral traditions? Yeah. Oh, I catch you. You talking about getting blown? Yes. So we had a moan off at the Comedy Store show. Yeah, that was great. JT, you won. I thought Kevin won. Here's the thing and we've been having this argument for a long time. Chad and Kev always say mine are too real.

Yeah, no, you were doing dialogue. It was a moan off, not a reenact a sex scene. You were like, give it to me good or something. No, no, no, that's not what I said. The crowd. You put your huge cock in it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's what you were saying. Because you're gonna misrepresent it to people.

The crowd overwhelmingly said yeah to mine and people came up to me, dudes came up to me after, I was pretending to be a girl getting pounded. Yeah, you wanna get pounded. Dudes came up to me, dudes came up to me after, I was pretending to be a girl getting pounded. Yeah, you wanna get pounded. Dudes came up to me afterwards and were like, literally, like confused. We're like, how'd you make it so real? Yeah.

They were like, that was, how did you know how to do that? What do they wanna jack off to that? It was like, cause I pay attention. You're an observer. I'm an observer attention you're an observer I'm an observer You're an observer of human age Yeah, no, that's not moaning that's too much that was too much I overdid it there Alright shut up. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, it's too much. I can't take it

See, this is you guys you know why I won. I'm throwing it down right now. Yeah. It's too much, I can't take it. See, this is, you guys, you know why I won? I'm throwing it down right now, you know why I won? Because I'm the only one here who can make someone come. Joe, I thought, I like your moan, yours is guttural and primal. Do you want to do your moan? I mean, I was just like, it's very manly. Can you give it to us for the, you know?

Yeah, I'd like to give it to you. Yeah, I was just like, And do you coming? No. Come on! For the audience. They want to hear No. Come on. For the audience. They wanna hear it. Shut up.

Joe. You're up. Oh, okay. That was me coming. Was it? Yeah. All right. Okay.

Hold on. Let me just channel. Okay, I'm in the room. Oh! Yeah. That was pretty real. I know, I'm trying to make it real. That was real. I'm trying to make it real. That was real. I'm trying to make it real. That was good.

I liked it. My moan in the moan off for the show, I was taking it, but I was, you know, I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's performative. But this is, this is. That was good. I like that. I like what you just. This is me entering.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, entering. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. Breathe, breathe, breathe. Feel it, feel it. Go. Yes. That's that good stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's taking a shit.

Yeah, hanging it, hanging it. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Breathe, breathe, breathe. Focus, no, no, no, let go of everything. Don't rush it, don't rush it. Push out the space, push out the cameras, push out the moment.

Feel yourself, feel yourself entering. That's it. Yeah, good. That's good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, slow, slow, slow, but deeper push. Good. Sounds constant. Push a little deeper. No, no, it's good.

Chat, what do you think? Chat, oh, they think I've never come before. You know what? Oh, but Hamburger thinks it's pretty convincing. We should do a movie. It's whiplash's Whiplash. Whiplash, oh but with cuss. Oh but you're-

Teaching people how to moan. Yeah. On my tempo. On my tempo. Uh uh uh uh uh. Were you pushing or were you dragging? Yeah, I mean, do you think you could play that part or Kevin would be better for it? Or would Kevin be the Miles Teller?

Kevin would be so much versatility would be sweating trying to moan. Kevin would be good as Miles Teller for sure. Breaking up with his girlfriend being like look I can't achieve my dream of being the top moaner with you. Inevitably I'm gonna leave you because you'll get in the way of my moaning and I have to I could see it. Yeah yeah yeah. He's been he's been doing such a good job of just a moan lash making that show something Yeah, both you guys. Yeah, both you guys. Yeah, you guys really put in the work. Yeah bros before Joes

It's a lot of fun. When's the next one? Thursday October 10th Sick, I don't think you guys are gonna be there. Are we gonna be there? No Hit you know that for sure Chad and JT. That's what you said It's gonna be there? No. Hit channel.JT.com. That's what you said. It's gonna be 10 10. Yeah we get back that night. Oh you guys will be here? Yeah. Nice. Be a little tired but that ain't no excuse. Oh you're doing Raleigh on the 9th? Yeah good. Gotta bring it. Good yeah you guys will be there.. Yeah, because you moved the show from the 9th to the 10th. Rayleigh, North Carolina. Dude, I got to say too, I don't know why, but it sounds like I'm just kissing ass and being Hollywood, but I'm not.

When Lamorne Morris won an Emmy, I was like really pumped. And he was so happy up there. I could tell he was super stoked. I mean, we don't know him well. We only worked with him for a couple of days. But he's a really talented actor. You can see that right away. And then to see a guy we had acted in a scene with

win an Emmy, that was, yeah, just, it meant a lot. What did he win for? He's in Fargo. Oh, nice. What is Fargo about? It's an anthology series, so it flips. Every year it's a new thing. Oh, okay.

So he's in one season? He's in one season. I didn't watch his, but it was like John Hamm and the girl from Ted Lasso, what's her name? She has like a- Hannah Waddington? Juno Temple, I think. Oh, you know temple Yeah, and a little bit like the movie

Yeah, so they're all like a crime series that kind of go off the rails cuz it's all incompetence. Oh It's been around since like 2014. Oh, yeah. I remember when Chris Rock was in it Wow So based off like the universe of the movie but not connected with the Coen brothers, yeah. Yeah, the movie is so good. Yeah Yeah, it's amazing But not connected to the Coen brothers. Do they earn like a royalty on that? They might they might get like a producing credit that'd be nice right? Yeah, be sick passive income Dude, how sick is passive income? So sick. There's me.

Joey, oh you're hosting potluck tonight. Yeah. You've been looking handsome, bro. Yeah, you're looking good. You've had a pretty dialed in. Thanks. Yeah, I mean, I've been really taking care of myself for the most part. Are you still vegetarian? Yeah. How's that going? Amazing. So you're loving it? Yeah, how's that going? Amazing so you loving it. Yeah your triple quadruple thumbs up Yeah, I couldn't recommend it enough I've noticed a huge change in you like since you became like not a steak guy not a fish guy. Just a greens guy Thanks, I mean I eat cheese and eggs. No doubt. Do you feel like um how have you how how do I phrase this like how is your family in Chicago feel? I mean

they're pretty chill about it. That's good. Do you envision yourself ever going back to meat? No. Wow. That's what people say. It's like, they're always like, you think you're done with it or a little? Yeah, I think so. That's awesome.

Fuck fish. How's your mood? Has your mood elevated? Super bubbly. Oh yeah. He's been really bubbly since he went veggie feel way better I feel more clear-headed Sharper Nice did you guys know? That pickles were cucumbers. Yeah, I

Didn't know He didn't know I thought a a pickle grew up a pickle. That's fermentation. Why do we call them pickles, but everything else is pickled something? Because pickles are the original pickle. Onions are fermented, pickled onions. That's what made me think a pickle was always a pickle cause then you're putting the onion in pickle juice.

I think pickles are the first thing to be fermented. So they're like, this is not a cucumber anymore. This is a pickle. But then people were like, what about onions? They're like, well, that's pickled. What about eggs? Those are pickled. You know what I'm saying?

I guess, but it is confusing that one gets to be like the set and the rest are the other things. How did people even come up with fermentation? It's not that delicious. I love fermentation. It's good. I'm a fermentation farm in Newport Beach. It's my spot.

I wasn't aware of that place. Yeah, it is sick. What do you go in there and get? Moscow showed it to me, of course. Of course. They have beef liver. They have steaks. They have quail eggs.

They have duck eggs. They have kimchi with turmeric. They have freaking spicy, what's it called? Spicy sauerkraut. Sourdough. Sourdough's fermentation. Yeah, because there's no gluten in it.

Oh yeah. That's a real restaurant. Yeah, it's good as hell. It's healthy. Yeah, shout out. Shout out fermentation farm. Guys, if you're in the Orange County area and you want to get healthy eating hit up fermentation farm This is not an ad. This is just pure passion. So Moscow's been taking you to a gym Mecca as well, dude I'm obsessed

There's something about so Mecca is the original gold gym in Venice. There's something about the vibe there. And you know, I've never really gotten into weight, I've had moments where I'm like, I wanna lift more, blah, blah, blah. And I'm not a gym guy, but I would love to check that place out one time. It's awesome.

You've always hit some anaerobic lifts, but it's always been more dedicated towards aerobic cardiovascular. Yeah, and I did a workout there a few weeks ago, you know, just bodybuilding, hitting every muscle group, it took like 45 minutes, but I just felt so good. You're in this, you can go outside, do pull-ups in the sun, and the vibe there, there's bodybuilders there, you know, we saw Michael Hearn there, Arnold still goes there.

There's just something about it, the vibe where I was like, I want this to be in my life. Of course. I mean, you're around the most elite fitness folk on El Mundo. That's going to change your disposition, raise you up to their level. A hundred percent. And vice versa. It's awesome. That is sick.

Yeah, getting a pump at Mecca, I think I might like it more than surfing. Whoa. Yeah. We know a new day, turn over a new leaf. Yeah, just getting a pump. New gains. Dude, I mean, it's so funny, my buddy Ryan, you know that photo of RFK Jr. where he was

like lifting there? He's doing like- Incline bench. Yeah, my buddy Ryan like is in that photo with him. He's just cropped out because my buddy Ryan, he's like a personal trainer and- Is this a new friend, Ryan? No, Ryan, that Ryan, you know Ryan. Oh yeah, Ryan Calder? Yeah. That's him? Yeah. He was in all the RFK stuff? Yeah, he was spotting RFK

at Mecca. I didn't know that was Ryan Calder. Yeah. Whoa! And so, and so I got to send him a congratulations text. I know dude, I was like dude, you're in like the most famous photo of RFK Jr. and uh and uh he put out this tweet or something that was so funny to me where he's like clarifying. He's like, look, you know, he's like, look, I'm not like super close friends with RFK. I was just there spotting him so he could maximize his pump. And I was like, that's the most mecha statement. Well, it's a sad world we live in when you got to explain that because like, I think to. And I was like, that's the most, that's the most mecha statement. Well, it's a sad world we live in when you got to explain that. Cause like, I think I'm to me, I'm like, absolutely.

You got to spot anyone regardless of their political affiliation. Yeah. You're going to let the bench just drop on his neck. Come on. No, but I think he is an RFK fan. He wasn't, he wasn't clarifying it. Like, uh, he wasn't distancing himself. No, but I mean, dude, RFK Junior's Jack, look at him.

Yeah, they're both swole. Look at that pump. That's sick. The word pump just fires me up. It's great, it feels so good. Getting a pump. Dude, I'm a, so like, I guess part of me was threatened that you're getting so into pull-ups now,

cause I was always a big pull-up guy, and I was like, I'm kind of the pull-up guy. Right, oh yeah, yeah. So guess what I started- I mean, the encroach on your tear, did you get a pull-up? No, but it's a big pull-up guy, and I was like, I'm kind of the pull-up guy. Right, oh yeah, yeah. So guess what I started- Dude, I mean the encroach on your territory, you get- No, but it's all respect, and that's healthy competition. You just, you see something, you dedicate yourself to it, you get better at it, that's what I love about you.

That's the spirit about Mecca. That's what's up. Spirit of Mecca. But guess what, dog? Aw, dude, don't say it. I'm not nipping at your heels. I'm nipping at your calves, dude. Aw, dude! I started doing calves, bro.

I've never lifted calves before. They're not bigger yet, but I'm starting to do them. I was not expecting you to say that. Now I feel threatened. Now I'm starting to do them, dude. I don't know how much size I can gain there, but now when I do my legs at the gym, I go, I'm going to do some calf raises.

Dude, if you get bigger calves than me, what a role reversal that would be. I haven't getting bigger legs I could do some calf raises. Dude, if you get bigger calves than me, what a role reversal that would be. I've been getting bigger legs since running up the hill and shit. Let's see, bro. Ooh. Wow. I mean, I definitely got the smallest calves here.

I want some of that. But I mean, you've always, people comment it all the time, you have the best arms. Oh, that's very kind, but you got nice thick ankles and thick calves. I have little dainty ankles. I don't have a, I might not have the bone structure

to catch you, but like Prefontaine said, you might beat me, but you're gonna have to bleed for it. Right, dude. But imagine that if like in a year's time, you're the calf guy and I'm the arm guy. Yeah, dude. That'd be crazy. It'd be kinda cool too. That's what's cool about the human experience.

And then the yin flips with the yang and then bang. Wow. Joe does have the best cock. We're all, I mean, look, we've been doing as many cock lifts and cock squats and cock bench as I can, but at a certain point, there's limits to even hypertrophy. Yeah. Yeah, hello. Hello.

Hello. What up? What up, dude? Is Joe there? Yeah, hey, what's up, man? What up, Joe? Chillin'. So, what ails you, dude?

Or did you just want to talk to Joe? Well, I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe.

I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk to Joe. I do like to talk? Or did you just want to talk to Joe? Well, I do like to talk to Joe, but I want to talk to all you guys, of course, dude. Oh, dude, preach. Yeah, how are you guys? Good. What's going on with you, man? Oh, nothing much. Just taking care of some shit.

Pulled the hotline about a little beef I had with some high schoolers. Oh, that happens, what happened? Well it dates back to March Madness time last year. Me and the wife wanted to have a little date night. We have a little kid, so we took a date night and we were just gonna go get some dinner and we dropped him off as grandmas. And we thought, hey, let's hit the park for a walk.

It's like, you know, little before dinner cardio, nothing serious. And you know, everything's normal, cruising through. It was like super warm, you know, spring day here where I'm from. Hit the park. I see a basketball court and get a little distracted. There's a lot of commotion going. So I hit it there. And I basically kind of make my way into the crowd of everyone. I get a rebound, I'm shooting, I put a shot up and hit one and then I like proceed to hit like 15 more in a row. So, you know, tossing the ball back.

Hey, man, we got to get there. Okay. Anyway, yeah, just ended up getting into a little squabble where a kid didn't want to give me the ball back. So I said, hey, you know what? Let's play. And I get some two on two ball. I get them into the zone where I'm trying to talk them into playing some two on two. So me and the wife team up against these boys, probably like 17 year olds.

They were pretty jacked too. And you know, they say, all right, let's bet 200 bucks, $200 on the line. So I'm going faster, JT here. And we end up kicking their ass pretty much the first game. So they say let's go 200 more so we were like all right 200 more beat them the second game and kind of really pissed them all off because you know I didn't disclose that me or my my wife both played college basketball and so it kind of created a little bit of a beef there with the guys at the park. And I don't know, they were kind of being rude to my wife, you know, being pretty, you know, sexist towards her. So I took we took the $400 and left. And about a day later, my nephew messages me and he's like, dude, I saw you all over Snapchat,

playing these kids at the park, whooping ass basically like scamming them and I was like dude I wasn't trying to scam them they were just kind of pieces of shit respectfully they're teenagers and yeah so now it's fast forward to this football season I messaged my nephew I'm like you're gonna go to the game and he's like yeah but you shouldn't those dudes still want to beat your ass ha ha and so basically had a predicament where it's like I'm not trying to fight these kids and I don't ever think I'm ever gonna see him again so I don't really give a shit but yeah that's the gist of it well thanks for calling man yeah I wouldn't

be afraid of some high schoolers they They're not going to beat your ass. No, it's a great experience. It's good you and your wife, especially doing it with her. You guys beasted these kids. But yeah, I'd probably steer clear of the park just because it's a predicament where you can't win. And you already did win. So the least you can do is let them have their court.

Yeah, I'm not not gonna fight the dudes but yeah I mean if you have to just make them lick white dog shit like stepbrothers yeah I don't know dude these dudes were pretty these dudes were they were pretty angry at us. My wife took it very seriously and she kind of dominated them. I think they're out for blood. Nice. Nice. Not really. I don't think it's nicer out for blood on my wife Can we call your wife and ask her about it? Ha dude she's at work right now, but yeah, she would love to talk about it. All right, let's three-way real quick She quick-ended me dudes, I don't think she's gonna pick up. Yeah, she's like busy at work Well, I don't think we should cut down any of this. I think it was wall to wall excitement.

Call us back another time. Yeah, I mean, if they end up getting to her, I'll call back and hopefully we can get the police locked in on it too, I don't know. Dude, sick. Amen. Yeah, sick. Thanks. All right, man. Thanks for calling in.

Oh, real quick, I do wanna say something to Joe. No, hang up, hang up. Yeah, let him say something to me. Yeah, what's up? No, it's nothing, I'm not gonna say anything to bad. Joe, look out, All Things Football bracket coming soon, dude. I did the All Things Baseball, just let's get this thing done. Oh, nice, yeah, I loved that.

Yeah, send that my way, yeah, I love to hear that. Okay, all right, all right, that's all. I'm hanging. Oh, nice. Yeah, I love that. Yes. Send that my way. Yeah. Love to hear that. Okay. All right. All right. That's all. I'm hanging up now, guys. Thanks. Thanks, man. Sorry. I wasn't trying to cut him off and give any love. Man, what a way to kick it off.

I felt like I was in that like third dream level of himself. I mean, you're going to have guys that ramble. It's going to happen with these phone calls Not that guy you don't ramble You could use a little ramble. No, what's the longest story you've ever told? I don't tell stories You don't tell stories ever. No, I'm not a stories guy No, I'm not a stories guy. I live. How's Joe code going?

I live experiences and that's it. What? How's Joe code going? Good. Yeah, I mean, are you doing a bracket right now? Yeah, we are in the middle of. Movie hero bracket right now, not too big on it. No, nice. bracket right now not too big on it no

isn't it it's your show right can't you just change the bracket well I mean I try to go through all of them I went through all the other ones already so this one I kind of been putting off because someone sent it in like a few months ago so I don't want to be rude and not do it. Wait so so Thunder Squanchy is asking about Shannon Sharp boning on IG live so first, first I thought it was glorious. I thought it was fantastic. I listened to the whole thing.

Now a lot of people are saying that they think it was a setup. It was planned. But here's my question. Was he really boning? If that's the case. Mike, you can only hear it, you couldn't see. Yeah.

I don't know, but I know this. There are no two more locked in high functioning performers right now than Ocho and Unk. So even if they're manufacturing theater, they are hitting the sweet spot every time. Come on, Ocho. Oh, come on. Come on.

She said go deeper. I can't go no deeper. You ain't a deep sea fisherman. Hang with me now. You can't throw a bayan of sausage down a hoagie roll. I can get two hands in it. If I can get two hands in it. If I can get two hands in it and clap, I'm good. And then Ocho, I mean, is he the originator of the silent laugh?

It's amazing. It's perfect for Clips. I thought it was, I thought his laugh was, I thought the mic just shut off because he's laughing so hard. It's, he looks amazing. was I thought the mic just shut off because he's laughing so hard. It's so, he looks amazing. What do you guys think about Tiana Robillard maybe dating another NFL player? Dude, who's Tiana Robillard? Fill me in.

I need to know. I went down a, I liked one video on TikTok of her and her ex-boyfriend who's an NFL player and now I am so invested in this girl's love life. Whoa. And apparently she went from Cody Ford who cheated on her to now she's dating an other NFL player. Wow. Is Cody Ford the guy in these photos? So-

He would be such a grump in all their videos. Wow, look at- Dude, yeah. So everyone- He's smiling there. So he would be such a grump in all their videos. Wow. Look at dude. Yeah. So everyone was smiling there. Everyone thought he was just playing a grump in the video, but he cheated on her. So I guess he's a real grump. Wow, dude. So who's she dating now?

People think she's dating. I think his name is Pace from the Vikings. Wow. He's a footballer, another footballer. She likes him strong. Dude, apparently Will Levis has a hog. Well, so there's video evidence. Oh yeah. Really?

Mm-hmm. Can you pull up Will Levis? You have to pull up his hog, I just want to see. He's a Titans quarterback. So yeah. Oh wow, that dude has a hog? Wow, good, what dude is a hog. What dude? Good for him.

You know, it's sad, but I don't think people will remember his hog cause he's been making some boner plays on the field. Oh, for real? Not just off him. What's the Titans record right now? Oh, and two. Oh man.

And he's had some, he's been guilty of playing a little bit of hero ball and it's not serving him well in every place. It's like where you try to do too much because you want everyone to think you're amazing. Oh dude, yeah, you need to be a team player, huh? You just gotta throw the ball away.

Chad, this is the same guy from last week that was on his knees after he threw the interception. Oh, that's right. Man, yeah, this dude needs to tighten up. I'm sure Joe liked that interception. Yeah, that was beautiful. I feel bad for Bryce Young, man. It's hard watching him struggle.

And as a shorter guy, I always love to see his short quarterback thriving and seeing him out there with his little kid body just being bummed out. I'm like, gosh darn it, come on Bryce, you can do it. But they're benching him. For who? I saw Andy Dalton in the thumbnail, but that can't be true.

Hey, he could be. I went to college with an Andy Dalton. Yeah, he's really good at partying. This Andy Dalton is pretty good at quarterback. Yeah, it is. It is Andy Dalton. Kyler Murray is doing good though. That's true. He's doing good.

Can you get your hand off? He's just such a good athlete, Kyler. Give me your hand. Stop touching me. Why? Because. Are you afraid if I touch you i might let go and then the pain of that would be too much to bear why don't you just love instead of worrying about losing love

shut up i'm not just always going to chase you like a puppy dog joe one of these days i'm going to move on to a different master someone else who will feed me a bone. Yeah, I'd like that. Yeah, I'd like to lick the peanut butter clean off and go. Damn. Okay. Now, why are you, why can't you accept that? I can accept it. Take another call? Wait, before we do that, can I say one thing? Can I just say it? We gotta ban phones at the gym. It's slowing down the process.

I'm waiting for this one, the one that gets your glutes. I got a little butt, so I'm doing this one. Like the- Is that for Kegels? Or that's for your outer- That's if you go inwards. That's that gets your glutes, I got a little butt. So I'm doing this one. Like the... Isn't that for Kegels? That's if you go inwards. That's for your outer glute. So if you're adducting, I think it goes this way, but if you're abducting, it's hitting the outer glute.

So what do you think people filming? There's a gal on her phone for like 20 minutes. And then guess what? I'm doing the same thing. I'm on my phone. I'm slowing down the Peck deck on other days. Dude, honestly, I bring my phone to play music, but it ruins the experience. And you know what? And now I'm starting to see that because if I go to like a class, no phone, having a blast.

If I go to the gym and I'm like going to run, but I'm playing music on my phone, I'm focused on my phone. I'm not really in the workout, and then I'm checking social media. It's too much. It's too much. It makes it not sacred. And we're all there at the same time, we're all on a schedule, we're all trying to hustle,

and then everyone, we're just ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, and it's like I'm holding up the hack squad for 20 minutes, for three sets dude the phone nah You know, yeah be hard to get those banned but No, I'm you know what? I

Think we need to go back to because people need them for their music and stuff I think you gotta go no music I think I think the I think the I think the gyms got it create an immersive experience where everyone can jam out together It's like one big class when you go in there, you know, they're pumpin tail crews Well, yeah, they don't does in the gym have their music but they need to make it more it's it's ambient They need to make it immersive where you go in and it's just, it's just, and you know, and then you're like, I'm gonna go do Boz. You know what I'm saying?

Maybe they should just put Sandstorm on. And Berlin. A good call. Look at the Berlin nightlife. Everyone says it's the best clubbing experience. No phones allowed. Really? So you, cause you gotta listen.

You gotta hear the music. Yeah. If you're really gonna hear the music, if you're really gonna feel the pump, you can't to hear the music. If you're really going to hear the music, if you're really going to feel the pump, you can't have all that other stuff going on. No, dude, you know, you got to be in the moment of distraction. Distraction's, you know, you need, it's being in that present moment all the time

makes life way better when you're distracted by the phone. Just it adds, aside from being able to give me directions to places, it adds very little value. I don't want to talk to anyone, but I feel like I have to. Yeah. Because the Chinese have programmed me that way. It's dude.

And all I'm doing is writing disrespectful comments. Yeah. I'm just looking at other people's stories. They're like, oh, you know, I ran a six minute mile for the first time. I'm like, that other people's stories. They're like, oh, you know, I ran a six-minute mile for the first time I'm like, that's not that fast. Yeah Yeah, it's made me a negative person, you know, I'm in attack mode women I went to high school with Photos of their kids I go your life looks boring. Nice. No, I don't

Not say it You know what dude, I'll go to hot yoga and I don't not say it. Nice, dude. You know what, dude? I'll go to Hot Yog and such good vibes in there, you know, whether it be whether it be Celia, whether it be Tiffany, whether it be Ashby. Those all sound hot. Yeah. And it's immersive. They pump the beats and I'm doing sculpt. I'm just working it,

you know, getting the flow. I can feel my everything's just getting stronger. And then we do cardio and there's one point where you're jumping and you go, you literally are Mugatu from Zoolander. You're just like this. I have the biggest smile on my face. I'm just, it's the best. What is it about being fun in front of women that just makes you feel good because you're like, you know what? Yeah. Hey, I'm not going to try to sleep with any of you. You don't have to put me in the friend zone. Yeah. I put myself there. Dude, I literally, literally I'm just big smile. I'm not trying to be sexy at all. I do this. I go to my gym with my kid and it's mostly moms there and me and me and the boy were like,

or me and the girl were just like, I'm gonna clap your hands and say goodbye. Yeah, what a dork. That's what it is though. But that's what's sick about being in a relation stuff where you're like, all right, I got my lady now I just can be silly as all heck dude. I told I literally we're not even engaged I told my lady to get me a wedding ring. I want to wear it to my gym. Yeah, so everyone will just be like I'm safe Yeah

exactly And then you just yeah, you just dance with your kid. You're like Joe you should come. I'm a eunuch Joe you got to come to my hot yoga sculpt. Yeah, I would like that. I've done hot yoga before Can you be frivolous fun though? Can you be silly Billy? Can you let your arms wiggle waggle like you're one of those things? Joe I want to see you be a silly Billy Fine, I will you don't sound convinced. Yeah be silly because I'm tired. How are you tired? Why would you be tired drunk? You're wait

Bro, did you drink this morning too? No, I just Know I got up at 6 and had a couple bagel sandwiches. I'm not drunk now Um. It's too hot for that. Um. What were we talking about? I don't know. We really went, we went to the gym or whatever. Yeah, being silly dude.

Yeah, we went silly Billy for days. It's fun being silly. You gotta do it man. Yeah. You gotta be silly. I'm down. So you, so was the game, was it an evening game, Bears? Oh yeah, last night, yeah.

Were you at Naughty Pig or? Yeah, Naughty Pig. And what were you drinking? You were having some brews, some tequila shots? Oh yeah, I mean, just some brews. Yeah, multiple different types. Oktoberfest, Blondale, some Pilsners, IPA. What's your perfect evening? Describe your perfect evening. That's a good question. Just a nice dinner with friends and then maybe taking a nice football game, get sucked later. Now I woke talking. I woke up. No, I mean, sorry. I mean, maybe sex.

Over getting sucked? With big tits. Joe, you are one of a kind. A nice dinner with friends and then sex with big tits? Yeah. Man, I could never imagine someone wanting that stuff. But so, so if you, if you could pick between having sex with big tits for the rest of your life or just a never ending bears game with beer and pizza. Ooh.

What would you pick? This is just for eternity. You're Sisyphus rolling the rock up a hill, except instead of rolling a rock up a hill, it's sex with big tits or eating up a hill. You're too complicated, man. Yeah. Dude, I got to, I got, me and Chad already broached this a little bit. So I was getting hip to the environmental concerns of Los Angeles and how car use contributes

to it. What do you guys think about a carless future? In what respect? Like, and this, this is going to be alienating because I know where you stand on part of this, but I'm talking bikes and buses. No. No. But dig this, car pollution, equivalent every day of us inhaling four cigarettes. Yeah. But, and look, I'm getting more open to being involved in the community and saying hi to everyone, but there is something about sacred about driving a car.

I do agree. There's something from horses to cars. There's something about the autonomy and the agency of having your own motor transportation where you can go as fast as you want and where you decide. But if it's not good for the gander, at some point, do we have to let go and move on? Is that the utopia or do you think that's too little choice?

People don't have time to wait for the bus and take the bus. But we're going to improve it. The BRT and Burbank, baby. Rapid Transit. That's what the RT stands for. Here's what's throwing me. Bus. Bus.

I love a train. I love the monorail at Disneyland. I love the subway in New York. I'm all for that. Getting on a bus. It needs a makeover. It needs a cultural makeover. But to me, I look at it the same way.

It's still a big ass car. But it's like the Patriots, baby. They were the laughing stock of the NFL in the 80s and then all of a sudden you get Belichick. It's a brand new Patriots. It feels different to be a fan. I mean, no matter how you swing it, unless it's like the sickest bus of all time,

it's gotta be trains. We gotta go subterranean? Yeah. I think that is the goal. I don't disagree. What if it's way up to Chicago style? Yeah, L train. Would that be ugly though?

Elevated. It would take a minute, but I've also come to kind of believe that a lot of aesthetic discouragement in a hundred years will actually More of a feature than a bug like things that are ugly today or cool tomorrow and become historical just because that's good That's a good point But I do it is hard to picture like but but could you can you even make Hollywood any uglier? Yeah, I mean that's a good point too Bikes are sick. I mean we all get workouts and stuff.

I heard that, I heard and I don't know if you guys know anything about this, but I heard that the bike, if you're riding the bike all the time, it affects your fertility. Oh yeah, because your balls are mashed on the seat. Your balls are mashed on the seat. Yeah, interesting. Do you guys think there's a higher fatality rate on bikes or cars? are mashed on the seat. Your balls are mashed on the seat. Yeah. Interesting. Do you guys think there's a higher fatality rate on bikes or cars? Cars.

I think more people die in cars every year. I think you're more at risk in a bike, but that's why more cities are trying to improve their sidewalks, go level four with it, so that there's a different height and there's barriers. And they're trying to make it safer for the bikers. More one way streets. Look, it's a uphill battle.

Wow, it's 50-50 on Carlos City on chat. It's a tough one. I love my car. Is there one that actually exists? Is that picture from a real thing or that's just a... I think it's probably Norway or a country like that where for some reason people there just have a collectivist approach. In America, I get it, I'm guilty of it, it's like, hey man, just let me do it my way. Yeah. It might be a Limp Bizkit thing. My way, you have to have... I mean, New York City is good.

You don't need a car in New York City and having a car in New York City seems like a massive pain in the ass. Yeah, that's the one place. So how is LA the second biggest city in the country and we don't have good public transport? How is that possible? Yeah, I don't know.

I think it's the question of the century. It really is. Let's make it happen. What happened? It's crazy. Dude, if you could be the guy to bring public transportation to LA. That'd be nice.

You'd be bigger than... Pete Buttigieg or whatever his name is. No, fuck, no. Isn't he the transport guy? Pete Buttigieg? Yeah, isn't he the transport guy? No, I was gonna say stay cool Trains every I was gonna say Benjamin Franklin Similar cat I mean, but how funny is that clip of Biden being like

give it up for um be booty juice is that a real quote? yeah be booty juice it's always funny when someone messes up someone's name be juice yeah like when Travolta did the Donna Mandela. Yeah, can you pull up Biden saying booty juice? Thank you, sexy booty juice.

Oh wait, I need my headphones out. Wait do it again. Thank you. It's okay, buddy. Oh man. That gets me every time. It's okay buddy. Classic. Should we do another call? That gets me every time. Zootoo, what did you slash it? Should we do another call? Let's do it.

How we doing? Good, dude. How you living? You know, bro, just trying to climb the corporate ladder, you know? Oh, sick. Nice. How high you want to go? Nice.

Dude, the thing about the top, the King wear is a heavy crown, brother. Yeah. Nice. Oh, dude. The thing about the top, the king wears a heavy crown brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it's like, am I having a heart attack or does ambition just hurt? Yeah, sometimes I'm a dreamer, you know, like, I just need to be, you know, a creamer, you know, you want to be a creamer instead. Yeah, sorry, I'm just walking out of the office. Just a creamer, you know. You wanna be a creamer instead? Yeah, sorry, I'm just walking around the office, just hold on, dude. No, I think-

I might get like an HR thing for that one, but hold on. No, dude, I think the thing with being at the top of a corporate ladder too, is you're subject to investigation by the DOJ. Oh, dude. If you're just like the CFO, you can just cream. CFO is that sweet spot. I make the rules about creaming right?

Yes. You are the crematorium. I set my own terms. Yeah dude. You cream when you want to cream. So what's second? Well dude I gotta start off. I gotta start off with a little beef. And it's kind of an inter-squad beef with the plod, dude. Oh, dude. I'm nervous, but hit us with it. Oh, dude, our boy Jake kind of fugazied me a couple of times, dude.

He said I was gonna be allowed to come on. I had some big stuff going on. I really needed some bro's help on it. And he like, he kind of ducked me twice after saying he was gonna call. Jake has that make me feel these are strong allegations but I got receipts Jake no no listen I will explain to you what happens basically before every episode I find like four or five people who can come on to call then the bros only have time for like two

so the other three people kind of get boned and i feel bad but also like i'm just doing my job trying to find people you know so i'm sorry bro wait who is this what's your name uh my buddies call me don oh this is don yeah i'm jake was laughing last week he's called me Don. Oh, this is Don. Yeah, Jake was laughing last week. He's like, dude, I friggin' got Don again. Yeah, dude, he's like that girl at the bar in college and like it kinda, it hit too close to home, you know? I kinda rejection's familiar, so. Yeah.

Jake likes to play mind games, Don. I mean, Jake's celebrating the pain he inflicted on you. That's what takes it over the top for me and actually makes it a misdeed. It's one thing to just be doing your job and he can't take care of everyone. But to find pleasure in that is really perverted. And he was texting me like all last week.

He's like, dude, can you believe how much I freaking clowned on Don, dude? Don is just stewing right now, so, yeah. Yeah, the sleepless nights because of Jake, like they used to be sleepless nights about Jake and they were kind of arousing. Now they're just, they're dark, dude. Like, so dark.

Yeah, you wanna like pin his face in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Yeah. That's my favorite food. Yeah, you want to like a pin his face in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Yeah Mmm, that's my favorite food We know you Don We've been waiting for you. All right. Well done if you had to give us What's the one that really wants to be talked about right now? Yeah, yeah, so I Like I said, I'm in corporate America dude, and they're doing a little reno over here

So there's only one bathroom right there used to be three and there's like seven stalls dude and like the condition Not optimal throws. I'm talking like poop on seats You know sounds like you didn't think you'd hear from a human going on in there and oh man it's really hard because now I've kind of developed this phobia about like public, public pooping. Like doing it yourself or being scared to enter the B room? You know when you ask it like that I I think you might be caught on the track, which is scary that maybe I'm just like worried about pooping on the seat, not worried about the

poop being on the seat, you know? Whoa. So are you, maybe what you're trying to tell us is that you're the one who's been pooping on the seat? I gotta do some self-reflecting and maybe just look at my laundry but maybe. Wait what? Maybe. So a bunch of dudes are just shitting all over the toilet? That's crazy. Dude yeah bros yeah bros and like there's one guy dude and I don't want to make fun of him because everyone's different right for instance when I when I wipe I stand up That's a little weird. I'm probably an outlier. I do the same

Dude thank God What this one guy he like wipes like it's sandpaper You know it's like a like a friction rubbing back and forth And it's like anywhere from five to ten seconds and like i said early in the call like the the anonymity of it is kind of going away because it's such a small seven for you know seven stalls i've never heard anybody like 150 people i'm sorry joe i've never heard anyone wipe how do you you hear that sound? I've heard it. Well, bro, it sounds like sandpaper. Like he's using 120 grit to finish that thing off and make it look nice, shiny, dude.

Oh, wow. Yeah. What's your wife think? I guess I'm just struggling with that. My wife, she gets on me about leaving a seat up a lot recently, so I'm working on that. That's kind of a big deal in the house, you know? But I haven't really talked to her about the poop anxiety

I'm kind of going through. Like I have to poop right now, but I don't want to go in there, you know? Yeah. Dude, I think, I mean, here's, I think this might be prison mentality, but I think you gotta, you gotta one up these dudes. I hate pooping in public. I think you gotta you gotta one-up these dudes. I hate pooping in public. I think you got an upper deck I think you got an upper deck

one of these toilets and just you know go balls to the wall and you know these guys are trying to intimidate you so that they here's what's going on they're trying to intimidate you with their crap so that people will be scared to go into the bathroom. Don't monkeys have that kind of like poop like dominant thing going on? Exactly. So like they throw it at you to make you feel smaller. Yeah. So you got to beat that chest and deuce all over the toilet. Hmm. And none of them knows me. Yeah, just right. Don was here in your own crap.

Oh, all right. Should we- All right, word. Should we call your wife and ask her how she feels about it? I mean, I don't wanna talk about the pooping in front of her. It's kind of- Yeah, let's punt. Just floated it. But hey, along those lines,

I hit you guys up like, right before my first kid was born, because I was worried about my kid being born a schmoll. You guys remember that? Yeah. You guys talked about it and you were like, yeah, Chad, you were like, dude, just like, put her around like ski instructors and all this stuff.

And I was like, all right, word, you know? So she's like a year and a half now and she's super cool but it did a lot of self-reflecting on it and it kind of feels like I'm the schmoll. Don't say that dude. What makes you say that? Dude I've been kind of interested in sleeveless t-shirts now, but ones with flames on them. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. I find myself flexing in the mirror more, which I've never done before.

What brought this on? I don't know. I was just so afraid of her being a schmoll, but maybe it was because internally I knew I was the schmoll the whole time. No, dude. I think you're confusing self-esteem with being a schmoll but maybe it was because internally I knew I was the schmoll the whole time. No dude I think you're confusing self-esteem with being a schmoll. I mean you might just be a tool. Damn. Well I mean the flames in the sleeve. Yeah laugh it up Jake. Yeah you like that Jake? Yeah I bet he does he's probably fucking pitching a 10 over there

shitting on dawn all day yeah well not I mean I have one sleeveless shirt I don't wear it out though no question about your pooping with a dawn of your size what's it like? Is that like dropping like a rudder for a sailboat in the water when you're taking a dump? Yeah, you gotta hold them up to keep them dry. Mmm. Champagne problems. Yeah, it's all good though. All right Don, well you're the grand Don, you're Don Corleone, you're Don Poopleone. Keep crapping brother. Yeah, I appreciate y'all. All right Don, later bud. Keep hanging him or John.

Oh yeah, what a great guy. Good dude. great guy. Good dude. Yeah, I mean to everyone in chat that, you know, I'm not not choosing you, you know, there's just a line and we only have time for a couple bros, you know, but it's all love and Don, love to you as well. Yeah, I mean, Jake, you've been given mission impossible, which is to, you know. Yeah. I have to please everybody and I only have so many holes. Right. Got to select. Right. There's pressure. Yeah. That's why we have you. You know, you're, you, you're the wolf. You're the wolf of this operation.

I was curious. What business do you think he's in? Insurance. Maybe finance. Yeah, maybe finance. If you want to test your brains, I got Jeopardy lined up. That could be a nice way to close it. Yeah, let's do some Jeopardy. The first category is US capitals

This capital was named the fourth this capital was named after the fourth US president who died the year that it was founded It's a case a Madison who is Madison? You're right JTF 1-0 nice. Do we just yell it out or? Yeah, just give a beep. Okay. Okay, this is a three-letter verb To perform extremely well in a school subject or on a test. Beep ace. 2-0 JT. JT came prepared today boys. Damn. All right, this is a catchphrase. This catchphrase ring announcer, Michael Buffer,

has said before big time. Beep! Who was that? Who was first? I think JT was first again. Let's get it on. Wrong. Beep!

Joe. Let's get ready to rumble. Ding ding ding. Oh my gosh, he really blew that. Two JT, one Joe, zero Chad. Two cock? Fuck yeah. All right, this is a TV show.

On this Cartoon Network show, Mac hangs out with his unreal pal, Blue, or Blow. Beep! Chad? Oh damn it. I thought I knew. 10. I was gonna say Blue's Clues.

What is Blue's Clues? That's it. That is not it. Let me read it again. On this Cartoon Network show, Matt hangs out with his unreal pal, Blue, and all the other thought provprovoked pal kids create. Beep.

You can't guess again. Oh, damn. You can take it. Unless you guys know, he probably could. I don't know it. No, they don't let you guess twice. We got our own rules. Go, go, go.

I don't think I got it. I don't have a guess. You gotta go. Yeah. I don't think I got it. Puppy dog, what is puppy dog pals? Wrong. Looks like the chat knows it here.

Foster's home for imaginary kids I wouldn't have gotten that very much. all right this is a medical condition I'm not sure exactly how to pronounce it that's why it might be easier to show you but Peetrius is the medical name for a continuous respiratory illness. Beep. Beep. Chad? No, that was JT.

Was it JT? Yeah. JT? What is asthma? Wrong. What is tuberculosis? Wrong. Fuck.

Say it again. Pts or Petrius is the medical name for a contagious respiratory illness. Beep. Bronchitis. Wrong. What is whooping cough? This is getting brutal. Yeah.

All right. This is a video game. Oh. Rainbow Road is one of the most Rock paper scissors for it. That was close between Joe and Chad All right rock paper scissors shoot What is Mario Kart ding ding ding? All right, So now it's

2 JT 1 Joe 2 Chad or 1 Chad. Oh, yeah, cuz the other one he didn't get All right, this is based off of play or theater Hamlet takes this part of your X body to monologue with it beep JT what is a human skull exactly yeah I was thinking 311 okay this one is a little bit I'm not sure if you guys will know this one but he became the first black man to receive an Oscar for best actor. Beep. Beep.

I think that was JT. Who is Denzel Washington? Beep. Wrong. Beep. I said beep. Well, I was, I beeped after JT. Jake?

Who is it go to? I think it would go to Chad. Fine. But. Who is Sidney Poitier? Exactly. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Wait, but didn't he win an honorary Oscar? I'm not sure that it just says he became the first black man

to receive the Oscar for best actor, earning it in his work, Lilies of the Field. Oh no, okay, that's old. Damn it. That's the six that I have for today though. So. I can't believe I got that one wrong. Three to JT, one to Joe, two to Chad.

Good. How did I not get that? That's wack. But JT came ready today. He was fired up. I started quick. Yeah, ace. But there's some sad moments there

that I'm gonna have to linger in with in my life. Is that it? Yeah, I only have six. Damn, that was fun. That was fun. Yeah, I liked that. I think I need to maybe get more than six next time, but they do six new ones every day.

Guys, if you're listening to the recording of this, we will be in Houston tonight, shows. Oh, yeah at the riot then we were gonna be in Austin tomorrow Strider's gonna be in Austin and then Baton Rouge in New Orleans next week Pretty sick, let's go Joe you got anything you're hosting potluck tonight? Any departing words? Yeah, potluck at the Comedy Store.

Check out Joe Code. Yeah, and come out to Bros Before Joe's. Next one is Thursday, October 10th in the Bellyroom at the Comedy Store. It's a hit. It's a great show. You know, you get into the Jep, it gets fired up. Hell yeah. What's the most nervous you've ever been in your whole frigging life? School dance.

Oh yeah. That's a good question. Dude, I went to Catillion. I didn't know anybody there. I was shaking. So scary. Junior High. Junior High is rough. 12 to 14, you just wanna be a grownup

but you're still just a little kid. You got all the impulses, none of the machinery to do anything about it. Raw. I crumbled daily. I hear you, brother. All right, well, this was fun. Joe, thanks for stopping in.

Yeah, great to be back. Thanks for having me on. Good to see you, man. Yeah, you too. Stokers, check out Joe Code. It is a phenomenal podcast. Thank you. I love it. Love you, man.

Love you, Joe. Yeah, love you, guys. Love you, man. If you need advice, these guys are really nice.