Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 364 - Rusty Featherstone & Willy D join

Starting point is 00:00:00 Did you guys ever have those guys come to like children's birthday parties that had like all the snakes and stuff? I was looking at a picture the other day and it's my sister like literally getting choked out by This like you know, burmese python whatever they are and I asked my dad I was like was how do you like confirm that this guy's like safe and he's gonna make sure That it doesn't and he was like he was like we didn't really think about it But like looking back on it like we don't know any we didn't really know this guy It gets on a child. Can we record all this Jake? Oh sweet. Okay, that's also like live Before yelp, we're live. Yeah, you just had to take his word for it

Starting point is 00:00:35 Like if he did if one of those snakes did kill a neighborhood kid never Yeah Quick question before you come to this birthday party. Like they don't kill, right? He's like, I don't know. Dude, we had a pet snake and it was I think it was a ball python. It bit my finger. Yeah. So I threw my shoe out.

Starting point is 00:00:59 Where did you get bit by a python? Right on my finger. I was taunting it. Where were you? I was just over his cage. I was like nine. I was over his cage. I'm like, what's up, dude? Like at a zoo? Yeah, I was flexing on it. No, like it was my brother's. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Starting point is 00:01:44 Vodka isn't that what corral snakes If you pop the top on vodka snakes like Will has a similar reaction Dude I'm like that to you anytime. I hate the taste of booze. Yeah, it sucks every time I do a shot shot, I'm like, ugh. I don't think, yeah. I don't understand. I'm watching Peaky Blinders. And before that, I was watching Mad Men. And in all these shows, they're just putting back whiskey. It's nobody's business.

Starting point is 00:02:15 I don't get that. Men used to be men. I know. Now, every one, I would be like, ugh. Well, because you can kind of pinpoint it to whenever the green tea shot was invented. I think that's when like the average man Lost his ability to drink whiskey straight like and like in the 50s everything tasted like shit

Starting point is 00:02:32 Yeah, guys didn't know any better and then like Baskin Robbins came Was just different types of poisoning yourself the entire day and then having like a pot roast to finish it off I also wonder if those dudes went home and like cry to their wives I think I did a lot worse than cry That's like the scene in in fury you guys seem fury No, you haven't seen fear. It's always a tank move World War two tank movie with Brad Pitt He's got a he's got a great hair shy of the buff. Yeah, who's the serious dude? John Bernthal? See the walking dead guy? Yeah, yeah John Bernthal is a full feral animal in that movie.

Starting point is 00:03:12 How do you function? He's like, it's raw! It's raw! You feel it? Anyways, at the end when they're all like about to like basically go into a suicide mission they'll pass around a bottle of whiskey and Brad Pitt drinks he's like that's better than good dude if I drink it I'd be like fighting Nazis like I'm gonna puke It's been an honor gentlemen. Do you guys have any like fireball? Yeah you bring a blender. You're making margarita bag, putting an umbrella in it. Did you put a garnish on that?

Starting point is 00:03:57 That's going to like an uncertain situation. Does anyone have some coke? Coca-Cola? Yeah, John Bernthal. Well, he does that right up. So, Logan Lerman like falls in love with a German girl. They make love immediately afterwards. The writing is pretty crazy. Her building gets blown up and he finds her body in the rebel. This is like five seconds after they connected. John Bernthal comes over and laughs. comes over and laughs and he's like, that war, you feel it? I'm like, dude his girlfriend just died. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:28 Is Logan Lerman doing much now? Yeah, I haven't talked to him in a minute. I hope my boy is doing alright. Do you know him? No, I just played into it. Okay, cool. He was Percy Jackson in The One That Sucked, right? You know what it is? Is he too... What a hell of a resume. Is he stuck in the boy phase? Is he stuck in it?

Starting point is 00:04:44 And I thought that might happen to Leo. And then Leo found a way, like there was a couple roles there where I was like, Leo, you're a little too boyish to be playing this part. But then he let himself get a little jolly and I was like, all right, you can do it. I think Logan needs a scar. I think he was a little too whiny in Fury.

Starting point is 00:04:59 He's not the best character. Yeah. Which one is he in Fury again? He's the pussy. Oh yeah. He's like, I'm just a typist. Yeah, what am I doing? He's like is I'm meant to type you 60 words in his does look kind of good there Whoa, he does look good in his defense I would be pretty bummed out if the army was like yeah

Starting point is 00:05:18 You can just you can type like this is what you're good at and then they were like, hey You know like you know Like the most ragtag badass group of tank guys that like are always getting into high drinks like you're now with them Yeah dude speaking of moves we had a We had a crazy moment We did a draft of the best action movie stars of all time and I broke protocol and I slammed Sly Stallone and talked about What a shit action movie star he is. Yeah, so I don't want to you know speak for you guys

Starting point is 00:05:43 Try to remove that from your memory I should have done that I keep saying it before I should. How do you guys feel about Sylvester? Is that Sylvester? Yeah, yeah, I've never seen any movies in I've never seen Rocky I've never seen you've seen a lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, right? Nope I don't even think I've seen it. Someone made a list of like Every movie that I've seen that Will hasn't and it's like it's pretty length I don't really watch the hell is going on here how old are you you're young 24 that's what it is you're you're of this new gen you guys don't

Starting point is 00:06:13 watch what's this new show it's like Tulsa King no no no like he's a reality show about his family oh yeah keeping up with the Stallones. Yeah, growing up Stallone. Yeah. They're all just boxing each other. Yeah. Good looking daughters. Yeah, Family Stallone. Jake, can you pull up the Family Stallone? They kind of mailed that title in. Look at that.

Starting point is 00:06:34 Oh yeah. This is giving me a Family Stabone. There we go. So what do you watch? I watch, right now I'm watching Peaky Blinders I don't I don't know I I think I conform can assume a lot of short form content on my phone To the detriment of probably my mental Capacity, but yeah, I don't know. I didn't grow up watching movies like we just I don't know I guess I was probably getting educated when you're watching tell him why you didn't have a TV well. Well. You have a TV because when

Starting point is 00:07:04 educated when you tell him why you didn't have a TV well why you have a TV because when When George Bush got reelected in 2004 my mom said she didn't want to see him on the TV anymore So she got rid of it and she didn't get it back until she wanted to watch figure skating at the Vancouver Olympics Which was two thousand tens is very concrete timeline from the 2004 election to 2010 I didn't have TV at all was there there anyone else in the house who was like, can we keep the TV? If you met Mrs. Dinelle and you, kind of. We had a physical box, and we had the antenna thing, and we would watch American Idol on Wednesdays,

Starting point is 00:07:37 and then we had four DVDs. It was like Polar Express, Get Smart, I've seen that movie like 100 times. Those are all terrible movies. Steve Carell won. Get Smart's awesome. All dogs go to heaven I remember what that one was about you kind of you kind of It's crap

Starting point is 00:07:55 You like like I don't know if you know this about me he's he's a politically savvy dude Oh, are you really I wish I could vote for you? I'm brand new to it So I'm just running this stuff on the fly. I worked on campaigns for a long time Dude, I see you were out canvassing today. Yeah, what are you using door knocking? Yeah. Yeah, it's fun It's not a van or what do you got? I have I got flyers I just drive around and then I cut some turfs beforehand where I just see who all the voters are and I go I go To both. What's that? Look like a screenshot of like an app though. Yeah, it's called Field Edge. Okay, very cool. And so I use that one in Nation Builder.

Starting point is 00:08:31 And then I just go around and knock on people's door. Who'd you campaign for if you don't have my name? I was the finance director for this woman named Kim Nelson who ran for Congress in 2020. And yeah, and then I interned on a bunch of campaigns in high school and shit, but I'm kinda out of the game.. I needed you bro. I know cuz I got into it too late Like I think I'm gonna lose like cuz I do you when campaigning for a while. Is it one spot? You're all competing. It's nine people running for two spots. Okay, and one's an incumbent

Starting point is 00:08:57 Yes, but if I'm being totally candid, I don't think he's gonna get it. Oh, I think people want to he's very liberal he's gonna get it. Oh, I think people want to he's very liberal. He's like Endorsed by the DSA and I think people feel like the city's gone too far in that direction and they want to course correct back to the middle So I think there's two Republicans who are they're not officially running together But they have the same pack behind them 500 grand worth and I think they have a lot of momentum. That's crazy. Mm-hmm Yeah, I mean that's what dude it's all money dude. Yeah, that's raised so much. Yeah, they have a lot of momentum. That's crazy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean that's what dude it's all money, dude Yeah, that's raised so much. Yeah, and they have a lot of endorsements I think I could do it but I need to build up more name recognition in the town and get more well known by everybody But I feel like the best process how many voters like how many people are you expecting to vote?

Starting point is 00:09:37 I think there's a hundred thousand people and sixty thousand voters. Yeah, I mean it's tough. It's tougher in a Presidential year so much more turnout. Who's my Gooch? So that happens. All of our comments on our YouTube videos are, take a drink every time Will flashes the camera. Why do I only flash Gooch dude? He's hanging G.

Starting point is 00:09:57 I got a big Gooch. You're hanging G. Call me crazy. There was a TikToker that was live streaming or his friend was live streaming and he grabbed the phone they were like at a bar and like clearly like hammered and he put the phone on the ground and went to like moon the camera and like he like kind of pulled his pants down too far and it was just like straight gooch like right on top of the camera that's tough and then by the time the video like made its way around it had been like texted so many times that it was like pixelated and it looked like he had like a mutilated

Starting point is 00:10:26 gooch. And yeah, it must have been like a PR nightmare. Yeah. How big of a TikToker? Like I like probably like the I would say like the biggest man that you can think of. Wait, are you not going to say

Starting point is 00:10:38 the name? I think it's weird to call him out like that. What's up, dudes? Welcome to the podcast. Before you do anything, make sure you like, subscribe and comment so we can boost this episode

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Starting point is 00:13:42 I have blackmailable information out there in the world. I think it's good for me. I know it keeps you honest. It keeps you honest. It keeps you humble. Yeah, you don't get too over your skis judge and other people because you're like at any moment it could all be up to me. My dad used to say so he would have security cameras like at our house and they weren't really connected to anything for like years and I'd be like, why do we have those and

Starting point is 00:14:03 he just goes keeps the honest people honest. Like, if a guy who's not a thief is like thinking about doing it and he comes to your house and he sees it, it gives him a moment to be like, you know what? Now, I'm not that guy. Right. Useful reminders of accountability. Yeah. Do you think that happens a lot that people show up to a house

Starting point is 00:14:20 where you rob it and then they go, you know what? Now I'm better than this. I don't think it's I'm better than this I think right now here. Yeah. Well, do you ride in the carpool lane when you're by yourself? No, I'm not a freak We're not fucking mad man. So you guys aren't alive Should feel scary. Do you know that's what I just see the sign that just says like an eight million dollar minimum eight billion Yeah, no, dude. It's like there's a Nightmare that steals any sense of freedom from us The only thing we can do is perpetuate victimless crimes and get a thrill from that

Starting point is 00:14:51 Do you have you I heard like in DC like or somewhere they have like people put like dummies in their car Yeah, really? Yeah here to hear you've seen like construction trucks that just have a Mannequin in the passenger seat damn I did yesterday you drove in the HOV lane I was trying to make time Then I watched the news tonight Like I take it way too far. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:27 I always worry about it when you pick on someone for something. I'm like, did I just contribute to them making a dangerous decision later? Yeah. We used to. We're going to have the opportunity on our way back. So. We had a buddy, this is kind of off topic, but it's similar to like, you just push someone to the edge and eventually they snap.

Starting point is 00:15:42 We used to do the like, Will's gotten me with this a couple of times times But it's like tricking someone into looking at you you're nuts, right? So will will will suppose reason one was that and for like sitting on the couch. He timed it so perfectly He was just like like let us sit there for 30 minutes without saying anything. He's just hey, is this normal? His ball was like coming out of his like like It was awesome. Whatever It looked like yeah, there's like giant like wealth on his and I like got like closer No, that doesn't look normal. But we used to just get this kid Liam like all the time I'm like Liam I caught this baby bird outside like but be really get be really delicate like it's like, you know

Starting point is 00:16:22 It's injured and then we got back He just fucking had enough one day after like six or seven times. It was like enough I'm tired of this. That's how Strider and I became friends in high school We're in biology class freshman year and used to have to put up Little manila folders to block your quiz from being cheated on and we put our nuts This guy's really smart. So he gets it. Oh man.

Starting point is 00:16:48 Dude, that's someone said in the chat that incurred Larry David picks up a prostitute to get the carpool lane to the Dodgers game. Oh yeah. That was a great episode. Veteran move. And dude, that was the episode where in like the background and one of the shots was a guy who got put on trial for murder and it ended up being his like exonerating evidence that he was. Yes was at the Dodgers game. Yeah. Wasn't he in jail for

Starting point is 00:17:10 like years before though? I think he got pretty close. I'm not, I forget. That's good. Yeah he was, yeah that's right. I forgot. What did he do? He was, he was, he was accused of murder and was facing the death penalty and then he, you know, he's been in jail for however long and his lawyer was like his ally was that he was at the dock yeah and they had no proof and and then he mentioned to his lawyer like months or years later was like hey there was there was a camera crew there like maybe we can figure it and they matched it to curb your enthusiasm it's him and his daughter in the world really the curb I think they contacted the studio.

Starting point is 00:17:45 Yep. And they brought out all the footage. He's so lucky they didn't delete the footage as well. Wow. Can you imagine how frustrating that would be just being like, I didn't do this. Dude, this is, oh, dude. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:54 The jets are like in a heater right now. Dude, I wanna thank you guys on two levels cause you guys came here after, we should talk first. You guys were at the Dodgers Mets game today. Uh, officially we were not Between between us in the chat We were pushing we were telling this to chat on the way But we like both of us got texts about like meeting like can we hop on a call real quick?

Starting point is 00:18:15 We both had to be like now we're doing chat jt's pod at 2 pm. Wait Wait, like kenward and and no They didn't yeah, but it was like our teams asked about. Right. I suppose I'm meeting about my thing with you tomorrow. And I had to tell my your mind for the last five hours. Yeah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:18:33 How was the game? Dude, it was awesome. We thought it was going to be like a little more hostile because we were kind of the only two Mets fans. We're in an awesome spot. And right before we got there, Will has kind of the game cast on his phone and he looks at me and he's like, fuck. Like what happened? He's like, dude, Matt's just hit a home run, which is good, but it landed like where we're supposed to be sitting. We were there a little late in the first batter of the whole game.

Starting point is 00:18:55 Oh damn. Two empty seats. It's a dinger like right next to our seats. Dude, he's so clutch. It's insane. I know. He can't stop. But we got there and we saw Grand Slam, which is electric. And it went right over. So like, everyone was dropping balls balls left and right but he like nailed this guy in the hands and Flew all the other side. He was like devastated Will gets up and like goes to run and I like was I'm like not feeling the hottest today So I just turned around was kind of like watching it and you can see all this on TV And then we'll just runs into the chair and like slammed his shin. Yeah, you can see

Starting point is 00:19:24 And then will just runs into the chair and like slammed his chin. Yeah, you can see Will's brother texted him I just saw you totally whiff on that Trying to get that ball on TV. I found a clip. It's your boss is gonna see I Mean, I don't Kenward watches everything but he also is kind of like he likes like our Tom foolery The only thing I think the only person that would get be mad kind of like he likes like our Tom Fulary. The only thing I think the only person that would get be mad or like the people that we like kind of rused into like saying that we were doing.

Starting point is 00:19:50 Yeah, we were just kind of lying. I think if we were like we were at the Mets game, I wouldn't be like, that's fine. We like just made up this elaborate lie. Well, we'll back it up. We were twitching for we've been on stream for five hours and talking to Salitosa and Mutt Buncher. Is Mutt Buncher on here? Yeah, Muttbuncher, big titty honkers.

Starting point is 00:20:08 There was a great comment earlier. Some guy just goes, what up, any singles? Yeah, where did you meet your girlfriend? I met him in the chat in JT's Twitch stream. Dude, that'd be sick. Chat, you should call it chat in JT. Chat in JT? Oh, that's fantastic.

Starting point is 00:20:25 You're so good at that. You can keep that. Will's a big wordplay guy. Love it. You need it. I love wordplay. Those people are huge. And then you guys are also legends

Starting point is 00:20:34 because the Bills Jets are like in the middle of a slobber knocker right now. I'm a huge Jets fan. We'll show you. Dude, you're an ace, dude. Thank you for doing this. I'm very glad you're here. I saw that Aaron Rodgers, you see him throw a Hail Mary?

Starting point is 00:20:46 To Lazard at the hat? Yeah. How's he so good at that? He just can't, I don't know, he can't miss. I truly believe it's like a belief in yourself thing. Like I don't think it's a skill thing. Yeah. I think when he drops back to throw it, it's like there's a better chance that this works

Starting point is 00:21:00 out because I'm the one throwing it. That's what 2 Chainz says. Believe in yourself. Who else gon' believe in you? 2 Chainz has a song called Rolls Royce Bitch. Yeah, Dan Roney does. When I bought my used 2018 Jeep Wrangler, I listened to that as the first song. Do you know when you buy something for the first time as an adult and you're like this was the this is the coolest thing ever. I thought I like listened to the song like on repeat and it's just I wasn't in a Rolls Royce. I was in a used Jeep Wrangler with manual roll up windows. Jeep

Starting point is 00:21:37 Wranglers are sick. They are sick. The windows are cool too. Doing this to roll up your windows. Chester made a good comment one time the first time he rode in my car he goes He goes I like to roll up windows if you want wind-swept hair you got to earn it It's true dude. Dude, you remember that Jeep we were in? Come back from Del Taco one time? Your hair was wind-swept as hell. That's right.

Starting point is 00:21:58 You've got a great, you guys both have great like hair. Oh, thanks man. To get lumped in with that legend over there I'm a big fan of someone who can pull off like high and tight like I think that's cool Dorks oh is this high and tight when I'm rockin no but it's like like most people if their hair was at length you would kind of notice like the Inconsistencies in the shape of their head you have like a nicely shaped head. That's kind. It's little but it's solid It does it does the job. Thanks. Yeah, are you loving Aaron Rodgers or what's your opinion on him right now?

Starting point is 00:22:30 Dude, so I yeah big lifelong Jets fan decided to go to my first game I'd never been to a game in person last year week one a flew across country from under net football week one against the Bills fourth play towards Running out with the American flag. It was on my birthday. Will was born on 9-11. Oh you were? He's my brother. And our agent. He's a real one.

Starting point is 00:22:54 It's the worst birthday. And you know what? Not only, obviously 9-11 sucks, but it's the only tragedy that is a date. Nobody has to walk around saying, when's your birthday? Pearl Harbor. No one has to do that The day people like maybe you put two and do together a second. Yeah, I like this every time I say it It's either they're not like 12 7. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that one Pearl Harbor. I think I think that was good Do you think Jan six is gonna get that same so that I was big on dirt when there was all those trials and stuff

Starting point is 00:23:20 I was like get these fuckers blow this shit up. This is our only chance at the that's the only other one I don't think it doesn't have the same heat. No not not It goes violent some people could be stoked on some people go rock with it Yeah, and people roll their eyes at another like come on. Yeah, you know one does that to 9-eleven No, it was I've had people laugh like I've had like some weird. I was donating blood one time not to brag but Donating blood. Oh, I think he said blowing a look So there I am blowing alone And the lady checks my ID

Starting point is 00:23:53 No, but what I was Blowing a look kind of he said not to brag. I was like he just said blowing alone does sound like two chains lyrics Yeah, these don't I was donating blood alone load and I gave her my ID and she went 911 and I was like what? Quiet lobby full of people. I was yeah, Hitler almost did that to 420. It's his birthday. Oh, yeah But we don't call it that Now thank God a cooler thing came along All right, JT. What do we got here? Dude? This is just a basic video. Do we do the head honestly?

Starting point is 00:24:28 This is how we hear them. Yeah, you got to put on the headphones I don't know why this makes me laugh so I think Joe Rogan Joe Rogan sometimes will really get me I think you guys have probably already seen this okay. Did you ever play on it? Yeah, what did you play on Percocet? And then it's just him balling out. I'm taking Percoset. What does it feel like? I sprained my wrist. Sounds like you really needed it.

Starting point is 00:24:53 Oh dude yeah. My wrist was like kind of swollen. He's like, I have some Percoset. Your dog's like wearing like sunglasses. He's like, I don't know, fuck it. Just give the kid Percoset. Dude yeah and I was pumped because Star Wars Force Awakens was coming out. Yep. How old are you? We was 20 okay 25. That's that's a sad. I was your age

Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah, and I took like six at once yeah, was it awesome? Yeah, for while you went watch a movie. Yeah, it's kind of dope. Yeah when I was a Chat don't do that don't do that don't do that Definitely don't do that when I was a senior in high school I got my wisdom teeth out and like our you know, my orthopedic surgeon was one of my like really good family friends and He you know wrote me the script for twice the amount of Vicodin that you needed because he was like this he's like it's such a bitch sometimes it just like hurts more and so we went and cashed it in and I brought him up to my room it was just like looking at him because I knew Vicodin and I was like he's a strong guy like if he can if he can

Starting point is 00:25:55 take down far of like I gotta you know I gotta be careful about this and my buddies came to visit me during advisory period and they said I was watching Dexter which is not a show that I watch and I didn't know they were in the room for like 45 seconds and then they pointed that out and I realized how much I liked it I brought them down to my dad and I said I need you to regulate this because I like these way too much dude I love that my mom threw mine out before we got home from the yeah haven't you like never taken like an Advil now. I've taken a handful, but my parents are very too much. Yeah Over the time over the years, but my parents are very I want to say they're they're not anti-medicine

Starting point is 00:26:33 They're not like idiots about it, but they were never like they were like drink some water We're getting a vibe from your family. It would didn't they're cool, but no TV He's got sick for the first time. I just got sick for the first time never missed a day of school I've never missed a day school or really valid a just got sick for the first time. I just got sick for the first time. You never missed a day of school I've never missed a day of school or were they valid a toy. He's got sick for the first time Eighth grade. Oh, that's still huge. Oh, don't shortcut yourself, dude She's an absolute legend her science fair project about water contamination at Doheny was next level Beach in Southern California. Is it contaminated?

Starting point is 00:27:06 Oh dude, it's poo water for sure. Pretty soon we're gonna be drinking that dude. That's the future. You know about that. You're in politics. Hell yeah. Oh, I thought you meant like tonight we're gonna like. We're gonna get into that dee water.

Starting point is 00:27:16 We're gonna get into that dee water. Sooner than that. The boys were twisted off Doheny water last night. You get the boys over, dude. We're doing doo doo water in the street guzzling. So you got sick for the first time recently? Twisted off Doheny water boys over dude you watered in there Straight goes so you got sick for the first time recently. Yeah, I was like last Wednesday I woke up and I was like off fuck Wow, I mean sounds brutal. I've had like a little bit like I've had like some you know Congestion and stuff over the years, but I've been so well sick. Were you last week? It was fine

Starting point is 00:27:43 I was what was it? I was woken up I don't. I woke up with I had like a sore throat and then I was like Oh my smile my taste. No, my body really hurt and I was really tired and Yeah, I kept I was coughing and blow my nose was running You've never experienced that before like not I must be a not to this agree So if I was like, yeah, I think I had dude when I was like really little I was sick like so much and then there was I had tonsillitis me too. Did you get him pulled out? I'm taking out so I gotta do it I was definitely sick then but since then I have a really your adenoids removed at the same time

Starting point is 00:28:17 I don't know what that is. They normally do them together It's kind of weird when they don't but I think they used to double dip on the price And that's why they used to separate them when I was a kid the surgeries got it Yeah, I don't think I only got half my wisdom teeth out though when I got them weird They said it would hurt more if I got all of them So I was like just do wait so were your parents like very health conscious too. Yeah. Yeah, I know glyphosate What no what like were you guys getting veggies from the good soil? I don't know about I don't know if we ever went that far I think I was a little garden in the back there I don't think organic was a focal my mom doesn't like she only cooks like vegan shit

Starting point is 00:28:52 Oh, I don't know if it's organic, but it's like it's like it's like Whole Foods. Yeah, you are eating McDonald's. No I do want to never this I do want to stress this though Like I think we're you know, we're nitpicking things and it makes it sound like she's Not a good hang awesome Awesome lady, like there's there's much more to this picture I hope we're not coming across that way tonally cuz I got to tell you me and Chad. Yeah, we love that. Okay Yeah, that sounds like a fucking nightmare. No, I wish like no disrespect to my parents They were the best. Yeah, but they were sounds like a fucking nightmare. No, I wish, like no disrespect to my parents, they were the best, but they were wild

Starting point is 00:29:26 and crazy party animals who just wanted to get the fuck after it. So, you know, we ate good, but sometimes, you know, it was slopola. Yeah. I ate Burger King. Sometimes we were throwing stuff together. I ate McDonald's like every day for summer.

Starting point is 00:29:38 Yeah, I don't even like burgers. Yeah, but you wear it well, though. Thanks dude. Now my knees don't matter. What about Yeah, but you wear it well. What about you? Were you TV? That's how I know you. My mom's house was very like health conscious and I had one vegan sister and one vegetarian sister. So we were talking like three dinners when she cooked. She had to cook three different dinners or like, you know If it was sauce like, you know

Starting point is 00:30:08 Two different sauces because I wanted like meat in the sauce and she wanted the girls didn't give it up for the NDP Yeah, my mom's a lovely lady But then when the girls graduated high school and it was just me It was like I would come home from school and we were like balling out like, you know turkey sandwiches on Sourdough and then we were like, you know, we're like should we order in like should we cook like what should we do? And it was like just awesome. And then at my dad's it was just like standard good food But yet But you become kind of a connoisseur

Starting point is 00:30:41 Yeah, kind of kind of like a you can a young Anthony Bourdain if you will yet some guy commented on a video today and said This is parts unknown if he was an SAE So that was a bummer I was president of SAE. Oh you were it was a good It was a good call out, but that's a really solid frat, right? Yeah, it was great I also went to like a liberal arts school. So it's like all kind of subjective. Was it like Wesleyan or something? I went to Rollins College. So like I guess it was like I was the only kid in my pledge class that wasn't on the lacrosse. Where's Rollins? Winter Park Florida. They have liberal arts colleges in Florida? Oldest college in Florida. That's sick.

Starting point is 00:31:17 They're gonna change it to just arts colleges. Oh the campus is beautiful. When we were yeah it's like it's a great spot. It was a great spot. And how did you become, Shut up, Gobble Pants. You did that, like your first video was the, So, He can shut up, dude. For those in the pod who don't know,

Starting point is 00:31:34 you do rusty ranks, which is like, you like drink a bunch of beers and you give like your rank on it. But your first one was Fort Loco, right? One of the first ones. And that was at Rollins. So, I grabbed all the like new guys in our fraternity and I was like hey I need you to just make sure like I don't leave

Starting point is 00:31:51 this house today and I was like it's gonna be like you know it should be like relatively easy but like just convince me to stay here they're like got you and Rollins as you can see is like on all these lakes there's just like infinite lakes around and, uh, and literally like after no time, like less than 30 minutes, they brought me out on their wake surfing boat. And we're trying to teach me how to scurf and, uh, just impossible after four local four, four locos. It's like wake skimming.

Starting point is 00:32:20 So it's like not like, you're not like strapped in. It's like a little like skim surfboard and Yeah, and then I woke up I did it on a Thursday night I woke up on Saturday morning and I was under They all the new guys had put every chair in the house on top of me like in like a pile but they like made like a little nest and so I woke up and like Didn't know what was going. I had like a like yeah, like a little panic attack and then Yeah, they yeah, we had like a little meeting after that and got even but that was yeah, it was a nightmare.

Starting point is 00:32:51 So that was the first time you did rest? No, that was like probably like top first ten maybe. Okay. We did one, I don't know. But that is that from the first video that went viral? Yeah. That was at Rollins. Yeah, so I had a house off campus. Is that from that the first video that went viral yeah that that's Same that was at Rollins. Yeah, so I had a house. I had a house off campus We got sent home. Oh, so you were in college when it happened when he started making the car I got her to college in 2023 Yeah You guys are such beasts, dude. Yeah, where'd you go to school that picture in the base shirt is made for local? So you can see kind of the eyes

Starting point is 00:33:25 The eyes were gone for bell. Yeah, who's that? He was the point guard in no one for Boston College Yeah, he was a killer and then do you know and then the two guardery Ryan Sidney? He was a walking triple double How do you know that? Troy Bell I think so great call dude It might have been 2000 I think it was 2001 yeah Troy Bell look what the hell I see the only guy I highlight because he was the man those are the glory days. I just had another thought about Will's mom. And then Ryan Sidney dude that was the best backcourt in college basketball that year. You didn't thought about my mom? That I like this this is more of my

Starting point is 00:34:02 favorite Mrs. Denelan stories we were Will and I both have our parents have houses in Maine near each other coincidentally. So I went to Will's house. We were going to go to Boston together. And she packed this whole foods bag of snacks and stuff for us. And was like, yeah, grab these before you guys go. And I grabbed it or Sam grabbed it or something. And we're like in 15 minutes into the drive. And Sam's brother or Will's brother, Sam was like, can you grab me? Can you grab me like one of the snacks?

Starting point is 00:34:34 Like what did she got in there? And like at this point, I don't really know where I just know she's like a very like healthy lady. And I opened it up and it's like it's like a rotting turkey carcass, like in the in this like bag like coffee filters Like it was like a compost bag. Like I didn't want to like Make any assumptions. So I was just like I don't know how to give you it Food waste yeah, she collects are I grabbed the wrong bag and I just thought like oh my god

Starting point is 00:35:01 His mom packed just the worst snack ever Filters and banana peels It was like what like the DeLorean from back to the future was powered on towards the end with garbage and like Grown up healthy did you party as well? So okay, I also feel like the healthy thing has come in later in life a little bit. Like my mom worked a lot growing up, so my dad was cooking, and it was relatively healthy, but it was not like, I feel like what it is now

Starting point is 00:35:37 is not necessarily, you know, we had, there were five, three kids, can't always be cooking the healthy stuff, but it was, you know. But yeah, I partied some. Not really until college. And then I feel like I let my hair down. Yeah, but I did a little.

Starting point is 00:35:52 I started drinking. I had my first alcohol, my senior year of college. Senior high school. High school. Or high school, sorry. Yeah, yeah. I think there's like a big contingent of people who have a similar course in life where it's like,

Starting point is 00:36:05 getting to college is almost like you made it Especially if you go to a good school like yeah And then you're around other smart kids that are more on your wavelength and it's like all right now I can party with These guys yeah, I've earned it. Yeah, I think that's probably true. Yeah, I was definitely Yeah, I don't know they were they were Strict about that kind of stuff. I guess they wouldn't have been chill with me Doing what this guy was doing, throwing these big parties. I used to rage pretty hard.

Starting point is 00:36:29 But I was like, you had like a moment, you had like a flashback there. I used to rage so fucking hard. I mean, I pretty much stopped altogether. Like I haven't drank or smoked or watched porn in like three months. Wow. Is that real?

Starting point is 00:36:45 Yeah, I'm pretty healthy right now. That's awesome. I think I did all three last night. That sounds fun. I can't wait to do it again, honestly. I did two of them to Will in one of them. I did two of them at the Dodgers game. Yeah. I used to.

Starting point is 00:36:57 And they don't let you bring weed in. It's funny too, my personality is worse when I'm not doing stuff. I'm more intense, I'm louder. So people are like, God, that JT guy's in the comments, he seems like he's on Adderall. I'm like, no, that's me when I'm sober. If I'm on Adderall, I'm actually kind of chill and nice to be around. Is that like a conscious decision? To not doing anything?

Starting point is 00:37:20 Yeah. I'm just curious. It wasn't like I was like, I'm not going to do anything. It was like, I got some momentum and then I was like, oh, let's keep this going. And then we have like, like we have a big pitch on Wednesday. And it's not even that I believe in like karma and that if I'm like doing everything right, like everything I want will happen. But I just think like, I know it feels like let's get the job done and then I'll

Starting point is 00:37:42 party. Yeah, love that. You got a big November coming up to number six Fifth the election day election So yeah I'm probably not gonna do anything until after the like and then I feel better knocking on people's doors and being like vote for Me if I'm not yeah, right in my hog all day and like ripping bong loads Better asking them to vote for me. If I'm being a pretty straight person.

Starting point is 00:38:05 The handshakes are less sticky. Yeah, and they're like, why should I vote for you? And I'm like, I don't flash back to yesterday where I was like alone in a pool house just cranking. Yep. It's pretty sobering to like realize what you just watched sometimes and be like, ooh. Yeah. Will and I were talking, maybe we don't want to get into this, but Will and I, I was telling Will that I discovered like Reddit.

Starting point is 00:38:27 Reddit.com? Yeah, it's like a place that you can find that. They have like a whole one just for pogs. It's awesome. Yeah, yeah. But for pogs? Yeah, they got a whole subreddit just for pogs. We're really into pogs.

Starting point is 00:38:34 You give a big pog out? Will and I, Will and I both, it's a weird, 23 is a weird age to realize that you like something, but Will got me into pogs. I hope you never stop making those decisions. I know, I know.

Starting point is 00:38:46 Have you ever hooked up with a POG? Yeah. Yeah. Was it better? I made a what? I think my perception of what is a large but is probably different different than like the Internet's so no like not you know Not I've hooked I've hooked up with a mog a medium-ass white girl

Starting point is 00:39:14 I read it for that yeah, so like I Jake can you can you pull up pog? No, I'm joking Can you pull up Pog? Pull up Pog. I know, I'm joking. Yeah, but what I like about Reddit is it feels more real. Like I was telling Will, it feels like they're dating. Oh yeah, like you mean in terms of the amateur contributions?

Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah, it's like, you know, I feel like when they don't show their faces, to me it's like, these are real people. Like she might work at Morgan Stanley. Whoa. You know what I mean? Like, porn's not her full-time thing. Like if she needs to protect her face, Like she might work at Morgan Stanley. Whoa. You know what I mean? Yeah. Porn's not her full time thing.

Starting point is 00:39:46 If she needs to protect her face and if he needs to protect his face, these are two people that are actually living life. Oh, so you can find videos. I do. It links you to that one site that has all the really good. No, you can upload it right there now. Yeah, now you can scroll.

Starting point is 00:40:00 Will was, I was like, the only thing I don't like about Reddit is you scroll and you don't know what's coming next And he was like, are you like browsing? And I said he's going like a tick tock and then you can go to like top posts Yeah, and then you go back like a year and then it will just kind of you're not a filter top all no I just say every day every day is a new adventure You got to go top and you got to get him to filter it so you get the best stuff

Starting point is 00:40:23 That's really hit. Okay, depending on what your predilection is one time I found a woman on the internet who is producing adult content And I went to her page and she had a picture at our bar in Nashville Wow, it's like almost Friday. That's cool. Did you fantasize about that that you could have run into her there and she would have I don't know it was like too close to home was more the vibe. Yeah. Wow. I was like that that like could you I don't know what I think I would like have to like leave. Right. Like if I ran into that person in person. I'm right there with you. Because if they saw my look and were

Starting point is 00:40:56 like because I feel you can tell like when someone looks at you and they're like I know who you are like you can tell. Yeah. She would have known. I used to make a joke about this male porn star and then some Comedian friends of mine were writing sketches for him and they're like, do you want to come meet him? I was like absolutely No, it's horrible. Mm-hmm. I don't want them to know you want to divide between your fantasy Yeah, like that's not a part of my real life. Like I think I like blackout Do you think society would be better if it was more integrated? like with In what like if we didn't put that sexual side of ourselves into like a little basement

Starting point is 00:41:28 If we just let it all live in the same Develop like this over time. Yeah, you know, we can't Acting on these like primal. Yeah, one of our mutual friends calls it like, you know Like he's like monkey brain takes over and you have to just like go to town on yourself and then you and then you even you finish and it's like It's like a it's like you were like possessed for a second There's a theory that jets think the field goal. Sorry. Oh, no, please he missed he's missed two field goals. I think Okay, sorry

Starting point is 00:41:58 there's a theory that in victorian era england like all of that like outfit and repression of like skin and and of like really manners being important and accentuating like your etiquette when you're out, that that was all about repressing your sexual side so that you'd actually be hornier when you did it. Like it was all constructed just to make us hornier because everyone's pushing it away and trying to hide it

Starting point is 00:42:22 so it's just coming out in little moments and that's given everybody a bigger charge. Isn't that kind of the stereotype with people who are kind of out loud, like I'm promiscuous, I love sex, but then when they're actually in the bedroom, they're kind of just vanilla? I'm gonna give you the best whatever of your life, and then it's very awkward, it's like very awkward. It's like stiff kisses

Starting point is 00:42:46 Yeah, stiff lips lips are like in I was up with a preschool teacher this weekend. Dude this weekend you dog. You buried the lead Dude you gotta open with that shit dude. Where'd you meet her? What's her name? Where she live? A bar in Venice Oh, let's go. That's pretty awesome. Did you guys have a pre-existing relationship? No. Dude, that's so magical.

Starting point is 00:43:11 It was so funny. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Did you find her hotter? She took me to school. No, I didn't know until later, but I... Until we started doing the alphabet. Are you going to see her again?

Starting point is 00:43:24 Until she pulled out the blocks. Probably not. We didn't really get each other's... Did you get her number? So we started doing the alphabet We didn't really get each other's Some immediately regretting saying this out loud, but I thought it was fun. No, I'm here on a podcast You got to feed me and this is what they come for someone. Yes This is what I'm one of our buddies said that I was texting him about it I was like, I'm really ashamed of how I behaved last night and he was like He kind of talked me through it but he was like yeah teachers are crazy like in every experience he's had he was like I feel like teachers like get after it for some reason that's makes me a little

Starting point is 00:43:52 uncomfortable when you think about it why I don't know because it makes you think back to your childhood and all these teachers that you kind of looked at as a maternal figures we're getting it on kind of but I also was like in love with like she's a preschool teacher so like I was like in love with my she's a preschool teacher. So like I was like in love with my kindergarten teacher and to think like she was being defiled by guys. Yeah. Like that's a huge bummer to me. No, no, dude. No, you probably rocked your world.

Starting point is 00:44:14 She's a lucky gal. You give her kisses. No. But I remember you know, kiss this girl or my my preschool teacher. Oh, yeah, of course. And I remember something. God, no, of course. And I remember something. God, no. Coming home and me and my buddy, I

Starting point is 00:44:29 think it was my buddy Garrett and I were talking to our mom, my mom and like Amy's butt like moved in this way when she would like walk around the classroom and like we just couldn't really like pinpoint like why we thought that was so

Starting point is 00:44:42 fascinating. And we like brought it up to my mom and we were like, you know, we like this and like we thought that was so fascinating. And we like brought it up to my mom and we were like, you know, we like this and like, we're not entirely sure why. And I don't remember how she navigated it, but it was like, Oh, that's yeah, that's completely normal. But like it's, you're not going to be able to understand why for like a while. It's cool though that you already had those instincts as like a three or four

Starting point is 00:45:00 year old. Yeah, that's a little crazy actually. Yeah. You're ahead of the game. Well it was like kindergarten. No, I think that's normal I think a lot of times were like, oh actually all these things we likeness are programmed by society and like I have two kids now I see them reacting to things. I'm like, I think a lot of it actually is just in the DNA. It's inherently awesome. Mm-hmm Booty shake. Oh, you're gonna do it 14 months old Yeah, and is that there there a fraternal twins, right? Right. Can they be identical is boy and girl. Oh yeah. And is the, they're, they're. Fraternal twins. Right, right. Can they be identical as boy and girl?

Starting point is 00:45:28 Is that a dumb question? No, they can't. Yeah, that makes sense. It's a good question. That makes sense. One of them would get the short end of the stick. One of them would have to be, yeah. No, it's impossible.

Starting point is 00:45:36 Yeah. I had, I had a, when I, we were in, I was in, I called J-Tree, if you're familiar, Joshua Tree National Park. I was there this weekend and What was the some someone came someone said someone asked if I had ever had a threesome Mm-hmm, and I said no because I don't think I could ever do that with a guy I know and then look him in the eyes again. Yeah. And everyone got dead silent and I was like, what is that crazy? And they're like, no, but why'd you assume it was a guy?

Starting point is 00:46:09 Yeah. A lot of fellas have fallen into that trap. So I think I just, yeah, I don't know. If it was two ladies, I still would be able to handle it. You only got one penis, man. You'd be terrified. That's a Jimmy Tadrio said that one time.

Starting point is 00:46:20 He was like, he was like, people always said, Jimmy, you can't have a threesome. You only got one. You can have sex with two girls at one time. You like he was like people always said Jimmy you can't have a threesome you only you only got one you can have sex with two girls at one time you only got one penis. Would you be able to handle one with two ladies? No, no I mean I you know I'm overwhelmed with one woman. Yeah. I think it would be so I had buddies I had buddies that were into they thought it was like cool to you know Do like the Devils threesome. I remember what's that? That is two guys one girl. Jake's done it and Yeah, Jake did an Eiffel Tower. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, did you great? Did you interlock hands? No, we didn't Yeah, you got it, but I did stay longer than the other dude. Nice finished. He ran out of the room

Starting point is 00:47:03 So is it too crass to ask which end you were on? Both ends. Wait, he ran? Both ends. Was he scared? No. He clogged his job. When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you.

Starting point is 00:47:16 He just realized this guy's stroke game, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude. Wait, wait, wait. So. That's awesome. Did he bust first, and you were still going? Of course he busted before he joined.

Starting point is 00:47:27 That might have been why he ran out. That's gotta be a weird moment, dude, when you bust first and you're like. All right, later. Jake's a competitor. The guy's tenacious as hell. You don't wanna get into a thing. Wait, wait, wait.

Starting point is 00:47:37 Do you wanna go first or last there? You wanna go, you definitely wanna go last. Yeah. Yeah, but what if like, yeah. No, after he left and like we finished She just laid in bed and with me and it was like you're so amazing and I think she hates the other guy All right, Jake easy, dude She was like Jake you're so amazing she wrote

Starting point is 00:48:00 You might know her as Tate McCray Dude what if you were in a threereesome of the dude and he busts first but you're like stoked on it like nice That's when you grab the popcorn Like if you guys don't mind I want to chill watch some chants. Yeah, I believe Monday Nights football's on Do you just dinked off the field Greg's about to nail another one also if I could add in I never really thought I never thought I'd be in that position it just kind of happened It wasn't it wasn't like I like planned it out like I'm gonna have a threesome Yeah, I think that is one of those things that needs to happen organically

Starting point is 00:48:40 I think if you force it it takes kind of some of the beauty out of the moment Yeah, I think so I think there's people who like to have I call it capital F fun where everything's like planned out and itinerized that never works You know, there's a level of spontaneity. You need to really get after it. Well said. Yeah What's that? I said well said. Yeah. Yeah, I Agreed with you have a girlfriend. No, no You don't have a girlfriend. You guys are single. No, I did I I did go on my first date ever the other day Whoa first date ever ever well like with the girl that I wasn't already like with

Starting point is 00:49:12 So you'd been in a long relationship and now you're back on the market No, not nothing that long recently So why no dates I just like him like I'm terrified I'm good at talking to someone if it's not again like if it's not planned I think I can kind of knock it out of the park But if it's like, you know, you're meeting up with this woman and there's no like safety blanket of like, you know Other people around yeah, and there's like a pressure of like, okay, we are with each other for the next hour It's very vulnerable. Yeah, it's terrifying. It went very smoothly

Starting point is 00:49:43 I didn't have my first date tell us 24 like we're actually called it. Yeah, I didn't lose my virginity till I was 24 Wow, cuz of the into same thing same night. Yeah, I know the same girl But it took a couple months and we like built up to it. I was too scared. Yeah for a long while Yeah, it's a terrifying thing to do Especially if you've like waited that long and you're like, okay I'm because usually when you lose your virginity like you're so dumb That like you don't even realize the gravity of the moment that you're in if you're 24 and you're like, okay, I'm, because usually when you lose your virginity, like, you're so dumb that like you don't even realize the gravity of the moment that you're in. If you're 24 and you have like a developed brain, you're like, oh, this is like a big moment. It just kept building the fear and like the judgment. And I was like, I'm going to be so

Starting point is 00:50:16 bad at it. She's going to be, how can you be 24 and be that bad at this? And so it just got worse. I had to have like real trust with the person. Yeah. Do you guys actually have small, uh, dogs? I had to have like real trust with the person. Yeah, you guys actually have small dogs It's tiny. So like cuz like that is like I also I mean, I'm like I'm nothing crazy small but like definitely don't have like a big guy down there and like that was a big qualm of mine was like as a kid I was like I don't I remember I think I've told Willis before like like seeing girls with like big butts and being like I don't think I Have enough like runway to like pull that off I think you can do something with the cheese girls with like big butts and being like I don't think I have enough like runway off it was terrifying dude porn they're hitting positions where you're like yeah

Starting point is 00:50:50 I just can't the angles are out of reach we were we were strider came up with this position called the Featherstone and it's bad it's a it's like you know you know how titty you know is tick typically this way. It's when your butt is over there I was actually there the night he he came up with that. Oh really? Yeah, we were out at a bar in Newport and We like requested a song for three girls who are at the bar. Yeah, and then um Me and like five guys we brought him back to my place I hooked up with like a 6-2 volleyball player that night from Montana this one I was like 22 so we didn't have sex.

Starting point is 00:51:26 But she was the sweetheart of a gal, middle blocker. Really well built. And Shrider was downstairs sleeping actually. And our one friend was drunk and he was like scaring one of the girls basically, can't hang out with her. And she came and woke up Shrider. Hey man, your buddy's freaking me out. She's like, your buddy's me out and Strider goes dude he had more lights on in that house than I've ever seen.

Starting point is 00:51:50 Wait what does that mean? Like I guess he just started flipping on lights and Strider was like dude it was so bright it was like four in the morning. He's like dude enough. And then Strider she ended up cuddling up with Strider because she felt more secure with him and then they went at it and he they They did that thing you're talking they did the feather stone. No, they titty-boinked but then in the morning He was like yeah, and then in the morning, you know guys are like, what would you do with it? Yeah, and then I started a good Titty sexed her and then we were like And then he was like but I did it in the first And then he was like, but I did it in the reverse No, I'm kidding, okay

Starting point is 00:52:35 But he called it the feather so we were yeah, we're in like a car in Nashville and like we're going to breakfast and I made some joke about that or whatever and he you know He was like have you heard of the feathers done and he's like, you know He explained it and the uber driver was like just fucking losing his marbles. It was the funniest thing he'd ever heard and Did strata and I talked about it every time he's we didn't hang out with him a bunch We go on I see you like twice a week now. He went to Philly. Yeah, we had a hell of a weekend in Philadelphia I got rules Cheerlead of outlook on life. So then I football we got two bowls of chili in a bottle of white wine With Strider. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm McGillin's you didn't really go. Yeah, I don't think he likes white wine that much

Starting point is 00:53:16 Yeah, he's an IPA guy. He likes you enough to do it I think it drink an entire bottle of it. That's what he has kind of that Bourd that Bourdain quality too, where he's like, look, if I'm in someone else's place I do their customs. That's why he's such a good hang too. He's adaptable. Yeah. So, Cream Jeans is saying that he had his first titty fuck. Always thought it would be silly, but it was pretty dank.

Starting point is 00:53:40 So that's- Yeah. You know, it's never looked appealing to me. It's never going to blow your mind. I think as a child you're like, that's-, you know, it's never look appealing to me. It's never gonna blow your mind I think as a child you're like that's a child was weird as like a as like an added Adolescent you're gonna be like that must be the greatest thing in the world Yeah, but in reality imagine rubbing any two, you know outside body parts together. It's you're not gonna get much going I think it's more visually appealing than sensorily. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. I

Starting point is 00:54:05 Yeah visually appealing than sensorily appealing. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yeah. So you guys, you guys are young guys. Yeah, I'm a young guy. You guys got all these followers. You're out there in the world. How are you tolerating that in terms of your romantic lives? Dude, honestly, I think it is like a, like it can be like a, a hindrance sometimes. I don don't want to sound like I don't want this to sound like conceited but I've been thinking about this lately because I think this is like a reality of like I think like a lot like the

Starting point is 00:54:33 last like several people I've like gone on a date with and or hooked up with have been people that has been like through the context of like Instagram like sure DMS or whatever because it's like I don't know there's not that there's that much inbound but it's like you can it's like I don't know it's just but it never materializes because it's always such a strange pretense just to meet someone right that I don't think it would ever become something real but it's like an outlet for like that part of me that's like oh I want to go on a date or like hook up with someone so you'd rather

Starting point is 00:55:04 meet someone outside of that paradigm? 100%. Well, I just don't think, yeah. I've just given up on the, I don't know, the idea of that ever being something long-term meaningful. And I almost feel guilty, because it's like, I've gone on some dates with some really nice girls, but the fact that that was the context of us meeting

Starting point is 00:55:22 makes it hard to move past that, if that makes sense. Do you feel like you have to live up to a name or you have to be super funny, you're like, I'm with Friday Beers or whatever? I mean, I... He does say that a lot. I do say that a lot. What's up, I'm Willie, I'm with Friday Beers.

Starting point is 00:55:38 Oh wait, not to interrupt, but I watched Will, Will doesn't know I saw this. This is the first time I'm telling you about this. When we were in Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know about this. Oh. That you saw me go to that bar? There's this huge line out front of this bar

Starting point is 00:55:53 and Will found two strangers. He wasn't friends with these guys. Or he wasn't in the night. And he walked up to the bouncer and he goes, I'm William with Friday beers, is there any chance I can cut this line? And the bouncer goes, I'm like spit on the ground and thought about it for a second.

Starting point is 00:56:08 She goes, yeah, all right. Let him in. Wow. Sorry. No, it was an awesome. I wasn't in a waiting line. It was like, you pull, like I've never seen that side of you. Wow, dude.

Starting point is 00:56:16 There's an order of this kind of awesome. In your eyes right now that I want the audience to know, you feel conflicted about it. I mean, dude, it's not a move. Which is all right, that's good. It's not something I would ever do if I was like sober. I've never seen him do it. I was hammered and I was in Ann Arbor Michigan. There's two souls battling for your eyes right now. The demon that wants more and the polite

Starting point is 00:56:34 boy that wants to say sorry. Yeah yeah I mean yeah I think you're right. Do you I don't do you have a demon in you? I think I have a, yeah. It's growing. Yeah. It's okay. I think, yeah, I don't know. It's healthy, I think. I hope so. I mean, I'm into that bar, so.

Starting point is 00:56:54 I don't think I pay the cover either. No. Will.E.D. don't play covers, man. Will.E.D. don't pay covers. I don't pay that shit. You think if you were in the 308 with Jake, you would have finished last? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. I would have already smoked. I'm with Friday Beers, I don't pay that you think if you were in the 308 with Jake you would have finished last Yeah, a hundred percent. Yeah, I would have already smoked Friday beers. I don't finish

Starting point is 00:57:13 You might if you might if you could just wrap up your end that's a Friday beers load once you go get dinner started sign that Yeah, I don't know I don't know that's, yeah, it's not a move I'm proud of. I would be embarrassed if I did that like in Venice. It was in Ann Arbor though, so I really don't give a shit. But I think if you can't do it in Ann Arbor, where can you do it? You can't. Like that was the perfect time to do it. Yeah, yeah, it was just like whatever. These are all random college kids I'm never gonna see again. I might as well. I, that's something, you brought up a good point that I remember in college like asking girls on dates was like a huge Thing it was like it to me. It was like it was like yes girl on a date that means you want to marry her Yeah, is that how it felt for you? We were different because it was like

Starting point is 00:57:55 It was like two things right like I would never be like do you want to go to dinner? To someone that I wasn't like with like that felt way too intimate to me But there were always like events and stuff that it was like we could go to this as like dates right and like that is like there was never really like immediately assumed like we're going into this romantic like we would go with our like friends that were girls all the time so it was like no pressure and you're taking a bus there with like a hundred people. Mm-hmm. So it was great. Yeah Yeah, I went on a date in college one time I

Starting point is 00:58:30 Was just like a cold like I saw this girl I didn't really know her but she was really pretty and I was like, hey, would you want to get dinner sometime? And she was like, yeah Oh like like like never like just rent went up to her like I was aware of who she was She was kind of a mutual friend and I used to mow the grass and I was coming home from mowing the grass one day And I was in my shirt off. What do you mean you mowed? No, dude. I would know I worked for the college Oh, I was a I think man. Yeah, were you were you riding it or put no? I had a push mower cuz I would do like they had like the big bosses on the ride mowers

Starting point is 00:59:00 And then I would do like the kind of tight corners and stuff that you're a utility guy yeah but yeah I was coming back from mowing one day and I had I used to tuck my shirt into my into my shorts so it wasn't a good look but I just she was on a porch and I went up and said what's up oh that's awesome so you like a Bree Springsteen song yeah yeah it was awesome it was awesome and I asked her out to dinner she's like yeah so I found a good spot got us a table reservation. We show up Sitting next to us one table right next to us Lil Xan Can we get look wait what did you say I've never seen a freakier looking guy in my entire life. Did you say hi? Yeah, I took a picture of them. But he was like he couldn't't talk. He was like, I mean, he was living up to his name.

Starting point is 00:59:46 He just like comes over to your table and like drools all over and she's like, I'm gonna leave with Lil Xan. They were like making a rough painting. Yeah, oh, yeah. That's his way of flirting. How awful reality is that you have to like be worried Lil Xan's gonna take you. Yeah, you're like, there's like a, you know, there's a real chance

Starting point is 01:00:01 this doesn't go in my way. He looked horrible, honestly. I don't know I I did see a video of him. He bought a He bought a G wagon and then immediately keyed it keyed his own G wagon respect. Yeah, pretty awesome He's older than I thought he wants to be yeah, he didn't die Okay, that's good. He survived. It's funny to think it like 40 is gonna have kids. He's gonna show up to like PTA meeting Yeah, yeah, Yeah, you're like

Starting point is 01:00:27 wait, so uh Sorry, man bills are up 23 20 with 340 to go in the for that's point Rogers masterclass incoming I remember the first date I asked girl on a date when I was 24 went so bad really it was horrible Yeah, I took it Remember that restaurant on like... I think I just... I didn't know how to talk to her. I ordered like a huge meal and like... I'll do the surf and turf and... Literally like I got like the steak with like the soup and I was like she's got a Caesar salad. Yeah yeah yeah and you could tell she just wanted to leave like right away and... Wait so you weren't always like well spoken? You're like good at conversation. No, no, I was I was really shy. Oh interesting Yeah, I was I was I was like pretty cripplingly not cripplingly shy

Starting point is 01:01:16 I I always had friends and like but I was just like I would just rely on partying Yeah to talk to people were you sober on this first date? Yeah, so at that time I got sober at 24 for a couple years. So that's how I could hook up with girls. I was like, I have to ask them on dates now. You just wake up, they spawn into your life. Like you wake up and they're there. Because you, like Drunk Chad did that.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Yes. No, no, no. I sober now. So I had to like actually start like trying to like ask him on dates. Sober. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, it took some work. Yeah. It's scary. I don't think I want to do it again.

Starting point is 01:01:58 I went on a date. You went on another date? No, like I would, I would keep, you know, I liked the person that I think this was a fluke that this one will. That's not true. Are you going to ask one the person that I think this was a fluke that this one well That's not true. Are you gonna ask one for one? You're calling it a dinner on Friday. Oh, dude. Let's go school. What? No, no, I regret Jake. We might actually we might believe That girl the girl that I'm going to dinner with on Friday we haven't talked about work at all So I'm curious to see how that like will affect anything, if anything.

Starting point is 01:02:30 How so? To be like, like I don't, we don't, she doesn't know what I do. I think it'll only be additive, right? I think maybe, I don't know. I think so. You worried about it? No, no, no. I just like, I think it was, I think that that was like to Will's point earlier, like sometimes it feels weird. Like if someone knows you before you know them,

Starting point is 01:02:52 right in some way, shape or form. And then like, it almost feels like you may have like an unfair like upper hand. It feels like they give you too much like slack or too much like, you know what I mean? Like whoever that girl is, I want her to like, Do you think there's any part of you though? that also feels like that's I don't think that's why you do it, but like Of course you just want to express yourself And you want to put things out into the world that are representative of like the way you see things and the way you think

Starting point is 01:03:16 Things are funny, but isn't there a part of you also. It's like but I do want to be cool Yeah, I don't yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I definitely I think I've my whole life. I've like wanted to be Liked and sure I think that's definitely like why else would you put yourself out there? I guess to some degree, right? Yeah, I guess like if if it happened to me like I was like I was like this isn't why I did it But I was like, but this is true. Yeah. Yeah, it's a fun by yeah, it's not a bad thing It's just like I think about the point my life Where it's like trying to figure out like all right, like nothing has been remotely serious now for like four years Mm-hmm. So it's like what has to change? You know what I mean? No, you're gonna marry like a super smart gal

Starting point is 01:03:58 high-performing executive type Busty But a busty like AOC you just JT just you have to say busty we're talking to AOC He just builds up this like awesome thing For will and will just came in with a busty Just fucking knocking all that Boss put Boston University at the end of her name. Oh God. Oh dude. Oh, yes. Oh you dog Oh, why would she do that? That's fucked up here's my thing

Starting point is 01:04:34 I think we should start doing dry t-shirt contest because I think everyone looks good in a wet t-shirt contest But if it's if everyone's bone dry, then you have to rely strictly on your bod. That's my that's my girl right there. So what is this video that we're looking at? I don't know. I just know it exists. Would you would you hook up with a Tommy Loran? Who's that? Who's that? Oh, Tommy Loran, the Fox News lady. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:58 Wait, why? Because of her political views or because of her look? She's like old, isn't she? She's like, she's like too much. Maybe I'm picturing the wrong person, but I'm just trying to think of hot political people. Oh, yeah I would definitely want them to be like Okay, yeah, I mean she's old. Sorry. Sorry. I was thinking of someone else Objectively like lovely looking lady. All right. Yeah, but I tried to change her mind while I was doing it. Yeah I think there's a I think there's probably, I don't know, a charge to getting it on with someone who feels different than you on very

Starting point is 01:05:30 important. True. Like a sexual charge. Oh yes yes yes well I think it's like you know we're doing something a little bit naughty you know. Yeah like imagine you're like with the Sinaloa cartel, and then you meet one of like the bad girls a does Yeah, and then she's on top of you and she's got like a M16 kind of strength with it and at any moment it could go from you know Romantic to violent and hear like an ms-13 meeting outside She could pull a knife and just shiv you and you're like, but you might not because you like it so much What is MSP of a time? Yeah, Will and I were walking down the street. We saw MSA And you're like, but you might not because you like it so much

Starting point is 01:06:08 Yeah, well and I were walking down the street we saw MS 18 We saw a tag I Stopped the pee on a wall. Yeah. Oh, this is this is a legit new thing No, no, so we were walking down the streets that and we saw a tag for MS 18 and we were only knew about MS 13 we were saying there is either five more guys in it or they're five or they're five percentage points more scared I was peeing like right next to their tag I was weird I was gonna get like sniked. He was on the tag. No I peed like a little bit next to him. Are you crazy right now? Tres puntos will come after you. I was worried dude well I had to pee so bad though. Hey, you're gonna get us all killed Yeah, they're outside Fool you an idiot. We need a Friday beer Cerveza

Starting point is 01:06:58 They come in to kill me they're like And we were like, Oh, we're rusty play. We're rusty play. Look at all the assata you wore on there. Rusty Riggs, you look so funny. Hey Rusty, I like these nuts. Oh yeah, did you guys ever hear that? Did I ever tell you that story? We were, I was coming home from brunch a couple weeks ago, a couple months ago, having like literally just like one of the greatest

Starting point is 01:07:20 Sundays of all time. I'm on a street corner. It's like, you know, the perfect weather out and this guy, this red Mustang rolls up and the phone's already recording. And I was like, Oh fuck. All right, here we go. Like, what's up, man? And he just goes, Hey Rusty. And I go, yeah, what's up, dude? And he goes, rank these nuts. And then does a burnout and peels out all like all the people in his car, like hysterically laughing. And like the way I remembered it, I think it was cause it was so scary. It was like all the people in his car like hysterically laughing.

Starting point is 01:07:45 And like the way I remembered it, I think it was because it was so scary. It was like all like giant dudes. Right. So I tell Will this story like on our podcast. And then it turns out it was a girl filming and she posted the video. And like when she double taps like

Starting point is 01:07:57 turns around to who's in the car. It was one guy who said it. But all the people laughing were like hot chicks, which is like worse. But like worse. It was awesome. He fucking got me.

Starting point is 01:08:07 So brain turned it into Jack dudes. Yeah, that's why because they were cackling. It was terrifying. So the guy said it. Yeah, he was like, hey Rusty rank these nuts and then they like lost their marbles and I thought it was like guys like like hyena laughing, but it was just girls regular laughing Dude, you got that dude super laid that day. Oh my god. He stepped up

Starting point is 01:08:30 I think if you I just have like I was really curious like what scenario Because they're in this red Mustang. It's him and like three girls You know, they clearly have nowhere to be or they're just like, you know They're on a joyride or something around like greater Brentwood like what were they? What was his deal? Probably money? Yeah, our maybe that's an African. He's gonna be JT after he wins this election I've seen the way women look at me since I started running. Yeah, there's something different in their eyes I understand now where these other politicians are coming from Like my spiritual brother bill clinton

Starting point is 01:09:09 Dude, did you guys see this thing about how gangs have infiltrated the police department? No Yeah, so there's like full-on like tatted up like gang members who all join the Police department lfd. Yeah, and they're like a full-on Police Department LAPD. Yeah, and they're like a full-on Like take your street gang and now just have them go through the police process and have them be in the police department It's wait. So like they are just letting you know certain neighborhoods like run rampant. I

Starting point is 01:09:38 Don't know how it's like Terms of like yeah how they're policing. I just know that there's been a, like a recent like media surge on things covering it. Imagine how frustrating it would be if you're in like, let's say I'm in MS-13 and you're like, you know, a Latin King or something. And I know that you're a Latin King. And then like you disappear for a couple months and then you come back and you arrest me and you're a cop now.

Starting point is 01:10:01 Yeah. I would be furious. Damn. It's so serious, but like the dedication of these gang members to go all the way through the police academy. It's like reverse undercover. To departed, right? Yo, yeah. It's totally, it's the departed. Yeah. Isn't someone in Fast and Furious? I've seen that movie. Do you think maybe they saw the departed they were like They're like heavily tatted up so they're like you want to be a cop yeah Where'd you go to school? He's like Colby

Starting point is 01:10:42 You're a Wesley it is crazy that like that Like, no you didn't. Did you go to Wesleyan? It is crazy that like, yeah, there's a gang shit. You didn't go to Wesleyan. Why is our new, everyone in our new graduating cadet class of teardrop tattoos? Yeah. When did Dickies become part of the uniform? Blood in Blood Out, so the gang that Blood in Blood Out is based on Vatos Locos.

Starting point is 01:11:00 That's not the real life gang, I don't think, but the biggest Mexican gang in LA was run by a mostly white dude Really? But who grew up in like the barrio yeah and the guy who played Ken in Street Fighter plays him in the movie I will say Jake is really really on it when it comes to googling. He's a beast. He's a sharp man He's like thinking about something and he like already has it kind of typed out. He is AI imagine him in a three-way Dude Seen what he's whipping out here we walk in on Jake having sex and like his ankles are on her shoulders

Starting point is 01:11:39 There's a bra side You probably want to do dog. That's why I'm already there. Just hanging hanging from the ceiling. Do you know a movie I love? Have you ever seen The Lock? That's my favorite movie of all time. Really? I swear to god. Tom Hardy? Call Strider right now and ask him what my favorite. Dude that's hilarious you say that. Yeah I knew that. Oh you did? Yeah. Oh that's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah he's been doing research on you. He's not a bitch, dude. Oh, that's so funny. I was like, I was like, I've never heard, like I spend more time with Will than like almost anyone. I was like, that's crazy. I've never heard him talk like this before.

Starting point is 01:12:12 That's just a tidbit on the research I've done. Damn it, that's good research, dude. Even talking to people close to me. Do you guys pre-release people when you do your Man on the Street interviews? Man on the Street? What's pre-release? Oh, no, no, no. Like, make them sign a release?

Starting point is 01:12:26 Yeah. Yeah, no. So, isn't that, so many people, I think, who think about the prank space or Man on the Street stuff, they think it's so legally thought through and executed, when in reality, there's just no expectation of privacy in the world.

Starting point is 01:12:40 You guys? No, because we've talked to lawyers, people who have, like, we've saw Shabarian Baron Cohen before and they're like Look if you're in public and your cameras are out in the open people cannot expect to not be filmed That's just the way the law is laid out even for like the Netflix show for the Netflix show We did do it because if you're getting paid it adds like a secondary level that makes you more liable But for the most part like if you're out in the world and we roll up on you with cameras

Starting point is 01:13:02 You kind of just got gotta roll with it. Yeah, that's crazy. If I start running away and you chase me, is that... You might have a case, though. Yeah. You have to give tacit acknowledgement, or tacit approval, which means if you're talking to me, that's like, all right, you're okay.

Starting point is 01:13:16 Has a guy ever just taken off on you? No, no, no, no. Has anyone just ever done this? Someone ran away? Like, no, no, no. And like, hauled ass. I've tried to get some people down to the Venice Boardwalk and like, they're like, no, no, no, I can't be on camera. I'm like, that guy is wanted.

Starting point is 01:13:31 When we know there people are savvy in LA. They're smart. Yeah. I think now too, like TikTok and people are so used to pranks now. Yeah. Whereas I think 10 years ago, you brought a camera up here, like, oh, what's this? But now it's like, you just see people farting on people. Have you guys heard of Slab City?

Starting point is 01:13:50 And it's like that, they call it like the last, like Wallace City, whatever's in California, like the desert. Oh, right. So like I went to film a video there for my YouTube show. And, you know, we're talking to all these people, all like, you know, really nice people, but, you know, strange cats. and we go into this one like kind of makeshift bar and we were like hey is it cool you know we come in like talk to

Starting point is 01:14:11 you guys and they're like yeah yeah just like don't film like those two people and we're like yeah for sure but it was like a known thing you know like don't and like I didn't really think anything of it and then Skyler was like you know I think like they must be like on the run from something because all of them immediately were like yeah Come on and just like please don't film those people. Yeah, we got the wrong thing. I know He was him and his girlfriend. Yeah, I know Girlfriend sounds like him. I was that right or die with a gal. That's what me and my gal got Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde stuff

Starting point is 01:14:46 Yeah, I don't think I've ever met I it's for me. It's really hard to get a girl to like a second location I can't imagine getting them to like go on the run with me to believe in you to be on the run Yeah, yeah in Bonnie and Clyde's time, too. It's not like they had a ton of options. She was like this might be my best bet It's not like they had a ton of options. She was like, this might be my best bet. The second look. I. What do you, can you give an example of a second? Yes.

Starting point is 01:15:10 So like, you know, we're at, you know, we're at the bar. Yeah. Like, you know, they're very comfortable around me in the bar. Getting them to a second location is hard. Like you want to cap this off with yogurt land. It's hard to say, but there's some statistic that, um, like the majority of kidnappings or like if they, if the kidnapper gets you to a second location, you're kind of toast.

Starting point is 01:15:33 I think Chad just nailed it though. It's cause so is your second location normally someone's house or apartment? Yeah. I think if you do an in between location, stop somewhere, a buffer. Yeah. You need a second location That's not a house or apartment to get to the third location, which is the house or apartment. Yeah Yeah, like let's go grab a slice of pizza. Let's get some yogurt. Yeah, let's go down to the batting cages The old batting cage if you're talking to a girl and you're like, and she says yes to the second location

Starting point is 01:16:03 Yeah, you're like, whoa I'm like, do you know how statistically dangerous that is for me to take you to you remember when we were one time? We're in patch hog, New York. You're a patch patch Vegas, man. It's a shitty town at the end of Long Island and We're at this bar that like golf simulator bays upstairs. Yep. And so we did we're Talking to some some chicks and some dudes I guess yeah But we're like all right. It's like the people were like oh, we'll get you a bay and so they got us a bay and so we went up and It sucked that second location sucked because it's golf simulator is not fun unless you're good at it's just like golfing

Starting point is 01:16:41 Dude, this is a great girl is up And then she shanks it and then she is up again and shanks it and then she's up there Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah golf simulator suck. It's not it's fun with your if it's if it's four of you. They're all good It's awesome. Yeah, I guess like dude if you go with your buddies that are like also dialed No, but like in I grew up in Maine like the winter like yeah also nowhere can you golf in like Corduroy's and flip-flops and like have someone bring you pictures of beer like that's kind of Westlake dude they got a course up there you wear anything. Oh, there we go

Starting point is 01:17:15 Well, you and I you know, Will and I played golf one time. It was the first time I ever golfed in like a t-shirt In Queens, it was in Queens, New York and we got Oh, yeah, it was in Queens. It was in Queens, New York and we you got Wing float? No, no, no like very public course like like Yeah, gas carts like it sounded like a lawnmower when you like go to yeah, it was awesome It was awesome. My brother was flirting with the cart girl. Did I ever tell you the follow-up to this? No It was like really cute and my brother at the end of it

Starting point is 01:17:44 We had to leave early cuz you're going to the like really cute and my brother at the end of it, we had to leave early because we were going to the Yankees game. And then at the end of the round, I guess my brother asked for a number and she gave it to him. And then he got a text that night and it was from her boyfriend. And it was like, hey, this is blank's boyfriend.

Starting point is 01:17:57 Nice try, fucker. Or like something. Yeah, I feel like you're kind of directing this in the wrong area. He's like, he's a guy with a phone number. He's like he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like number? Yeah, yeah. Dan Bilzerian had the best theory on that where he's like, hey, that's up to the girl. She's got to police that stuff. You can't just be fighting dudes all day. Right. That guy is kind of a bummer to me. I do. I tried to direct a documentary about him. I got a couple of interviews in and then I think they were kind of using me

Starting point is 01:18:40 to motivate someone else, but I got to talk to him a little bit. Yeah. What was he like? He was not a great listener. Oh, interesting. And he was very proud of his own life. Yes. But he was, I would say the thing that I found interesting is he's very, very honest. How can you, how can you differentiate between like honesty and him just like lying? Well so there are things that I do think he's

Starting point is 01:19:09 suspicious about that I would have liked to have investigate like where he got his money from because he basically says it was through his like own entrepreneurship and poker playing not his kind of criminal dad who's also a big entrepreneur that might have put the cash in his bank account so he didn't lose it when he went to jail. But I guess there's really embarrassing stories in his book that would like break most people and I am kind of impressed by his perseverance and like just not caring what other people think. I think a little bit of caring, like is you have to have some sort of like, I, I, I, I care about people's approval a little bit.

Starting point is 01:19:53 No, like I don't look, do I think he'd be like the best guy if there was like a, would the world be better if there was a billion Dan Bilzerians? Absolutely not. What do you think would happen? What would day one of that look like? I don't really know who this guy is. I think they'd all fight with each other. Yeah, you kind of dodged the bullet. I thought he was awesome in seventh grade.

Starting point is 01:20:12 So I always disliked him actually. Oh really? Yeah, so maybe that's why I've swung the other way. But I still dislike him. I just don't want to talk. You know what? I feel bad saying I dislike him when I try to work with him. So it's like, well, what kind of piece of shit am I if I...

Starting point is 01:20:24 I guess I was excited to try to do it Yeah in cream jeans Cream jeans has a pretty great gauge on people right? He's like, oh cream. He just also said son it before you film it Cream jeans. I love you. You know, you're my boy. I like this guy's judge. Yeah, I like it dude, I will say a lot of a lot of the chat, you know both usernames and Like their their texts are like kind of mostly about like eating but that's which is interesting

Starting point is 01:20:57 I think well, I think that's cuz grandma dominators girlfriend wants to tongue punch his b-hole. Yeah Yes, and so he keeps just saying I need b-hole advice I'm glad taint take taint underscore tech laur 84 is chiming in because it seems like he has a good knowledge of the subject Yeah, we need kweef King in here though. It's a really kind of yeah, that's a good point grandma Dominator I don't know if King's been quiet. I don't know what the problem is You wait, so I mean I in in just to play grandma dominated advocate here I've never done that is that is that an enjoyable thing to do it sounds it sounds like the opposite of fun never done What eat someone's butt?

Starting point is 01:21:41 Well that sounds better it sounds better You're more you're more into Getting receiving than giving no. No, I would not of licking but I would I would not let someone go Just out of like pure respect for them and their beliefs I wouldn't let them go near there eating your butt not even close You know what? I'm a hairy gentleman. gentleman, so. Oh, that's true. I don't think that bothers people. I think they see a man as supposed to be hairy. I think they'd be more weird out if you were bear-sphinctered.

Starting point is 01:22:12 Well, that's not the worst either. So Will and I are kind of on both. Will's starting to get a little bit of chest hair, but for a while, it looked like we had the amount of hair for two Grown men, but like I had taken all of it off of will and put it on my body. Wow. I'm a very hairless guy Yeah, always have been I'm getting on my back. That's good for buddy. That's what I'm saying, dude I think it's like an open Canvas down there. I have a policy that I no longer, it's past tense,

Starting point is 01:22:45 but and to make you feel better about it. If someone eats your butt, you take them to a musical. Okay. Yeah. A little Les Mis or something? A little Les Mis. Get it on. Wait, so is this, is this after or before?

Starting point is 01:23:03 After. Do you let them know that the reason I'm taking you to Wicked is because you ate my bum? No, no, no, no, no. It's like it. Yeah, it's a spontaneous thing. Just be nice. That's a really nice thing someone's doing. You're gonna remember it forever. So how about- Alright, here's a question for you. Pay it forward and give them a memory.

Starting point is 01:23:17 I had a situation where I started like associating one thing with another thing. Did you start associating musicals? Like when you were at a musical did like your did you start to be like? I'm like, I'm gonna get my buddy and later. Oh, do I have like a like a synesthesia arousal? Yeah, what's the like? What's the dog? the dog Um, like you got like like the opening act happens and like you start to quiver. Yes. Yeah. Wait, what was your situation? We used to go do something after my nine, nine thirty a.m. like a communications class and which is good.

Starting point is 01:23:54 Don't worry about it. And like a weird sex thing. Not like to each other, but like, we would go get massages after. Oh, like rub and tugs? Like, like some people did, some people didn't I you know I'm not gonna say But like you know 930 a.m.

Starting point is 01:24:14 calm class ended we were all like rolling to the you know the massage place next and All right bleep that out also don't I don't want to expose this place and and And I bleep that out also don't I don't want to expose this place and And so my buddy used to text me in the middle of class and he just goes no one knows I'm getting jerked off after this and so we'd be sitting in class and you start to like get aroused because you're like, you know every other Wednesday like we're rolling to Yeah, that means you would show that because I think a lot of people think that's seedy I actually think it is a little sweet no And I also think that's what life is made of is having those experience

Starting point is 01:24:48 We have a friend you can trust to text him and say hey, man I'm bricked up right now and no one knows I knew me about to have a special experience and like Did you know that guy well was here guy? He's literally one of my best friends Yeah, you're not gonna do that with some stranger. Yeah, well we kind of weren't that like we this that year No, no, no. We had started to get close that year. But what a leap that is. You want to talk about asking a girl on a date is scary.

Starting point is 01:25:10 Asking a guy after the 9.30 a.m. comms class to go get mutually jacked off at a massage parlor. For the record, I didn't do it. Oh, you didn't? I didn't inhale. I didn't inhale. One of the funniest things about this place was it was like a family operation. So there was like three women and it was like, what I gathered was like grandma, mother,

Starting point is 01:25:31 daughter. Right? And so it was like, you know, 20, there was like 21. Let me tell you. I'll tell you exactly which one you want. I know a grandma dominator. Yeah. And, and you know, there was one that was like our age, maybe a couple of years older

Starting point is 01:25:44 than there was like a 40 year old one.. Then there was like a 40 year old one and there was like a 70 year old one. And sometimes you'd be like, I really want the, you know, I want the one our age. And you just, that wasn't the hand you were dealt that day. And you like learn to actually like it. Yeah. Wow. You know, or so I've heard, or so I've heard. No, I feel what you're feeling.

Starting point is 01:26:03 I get it. Were they? Yeah. I like coming. I was telling Will this earlier. Like, I've heard. Or so I've heard. No, I feel what you're feeling. I get it. Were they? Yeah. I like coming, I was telling Will this earlier, like I like coming on other people's podcasts because you're not, I think you fall into like start playing, like it's not a real character,

Starting point is 01:26:14 but like Will and I have versions of ourselves that like I think we turn on when we're, you know, recording our podcast because that's like how we do it. And then when you're here it's like you know we're hanging out and you're like you're more yourself. So I did someone's podcast the other day I was like how come I don't say any of this shit on my podcast and I don't think to. Will and I get really like really really excited to talk to each other every Monday because you're like okay I want to tell these six stories but oftentimes there's like not a lot of overlap. Here it's like we have nothing written down, so it flows better, right?

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Starting point is 01:31:22 All right, rock solid. So what's ailing you, brother? Uh... So... I think I'm just gonna read what I texted you guys. Alright, you ready? Yeah. Yep. Alright, sweet. Alright, so...

Starting point is 01:31:37 My issue has to do with sexuality. Specifically, men's sexuality. Uh... I think I'm gonna start with the beginning of my sexual history. When I was like five maybe six, me and a friend, we exchanged head and that was pretty weird. He initiated it. I felt weird and his dad and sister walked in which added like an element that I don't even I can't even understand. So that

Starting point is 01:32:15 happens when I'm super young. Like seventh eighth grade comes around I start kissing girls. Wait sorry to interrupt, how old were you when the exchange happened? I was like five. Oh shit, okay. Yeah. Okay, sorry, continue. All right. So seventh, eighth grade comes around. I start kissing girls.

Starting point is 01:32:47 I was a really laid bloomer. I didn't hit puberty until like 15. These girls wanted to touch my D. My dick was so small, I didn't hit puberty yet, that I was too afraid to let them see it or touch it, which wasn't a good idea. Like, uh, I think that they thought that I was gay for that. You know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't want to be, I didn't want to be the guy with the small dick.

Starting point is 01:33:19 None of us did. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so fast forward to high school. I hit puberty, I started experimenting with myself, start jerking off, getting into some porn, you know, all types of porn, gay porn, straight porn, trans porn. I'm even talking with the gay guy in school, you know, we're exchanging texts, we're talking about gay stuff. I Didn't think anything of it. I just thought I in my head I was just In my head. I was just a straight guy just

Starting point is 01:33:56 Talking to a gay guy. I didn't I didn't it wasn't it didn't register for me that I was doing gay stuff You know what I mean? Yeah, anyway I got a girl around senior year and again didn't think anything of it. Rumors started to spread. Everyone was like this guy's definitely gay and then I go to college and people are people are way more upfront with with how they feel about you people are like people like when you coming out of the closet it are you gay they're asking me about grinder and so i'm like reading speech uh... you're good

Starting point is 01:34:49 so i'm like i everyone everything from day to night come out gay i thought about the guys it doesn't feel right it doesn't feel it doesn't feel like it's it's not like i can maybe i'm by i continue to hook up with guys nothing really fits I didn't really enjoy any of it and now I'm like now I'm like I think I'm going all the way back to straight because I've tried I've tried I've tried dudes didn't really like like it. And now I'm realizing that, okay, maybe I am straight.

Starting point is 01:35:28 That's probably it. But I'm not throwing gay off the table, if any of that makes sense. Have you hooked up with a girl? Yeah. Did you like that? I did like that. Nice. Well, you know what, dude, I want to say this. I want to say first, we love you. Thank you for being so vulnerable with us

Starting point is 01:35:52 and telling us all that. It was a lot for you to unpack and I hope you feel better getting that truth off your chest and summarizing it to us. And maybe that helps you have a more cohesive idea of your own sexuality. You had such an extreme introduction to sex and at such an early age, and then you had the built-in factor of being caught. And I'm sure like the weird shame that came around from that, that it makes sense to me that you've kind of spent your life exploring and trying to find a sexual identity that fits with all that energy that got out of you so

Starting point is 01:36:31 early. I think that's what I'm thinking. I think you've done a good job of not shutting yourself off to everything and it sounds like you're a kind person so I'm glad you didn't let it make you self-destructive or destructive towards others. So I would just be gentle with yourself, not judge yourself. It's all okay. And then maybe talk to a sex therapist so you can kind of really deduce what you do like, because sometimes I have seen in like sex addiction where guys will do things outside of their normal sexual appetite just to get a high or a feeling. And if they were turned down in their excitement, it might not be something that they actually wanted to do.

Starting point is 01:37:20 So I'm not judging anything. I think everything's on the table and you should 100% find out what that is. And it could be a lot of things. But I think talking to someone who has a history with these things can really help you find out a way to live that makes sense to find a sex life that will help you live better. I think that's a great idea. I'm just I'm wondering what questions they would ask. You know what I mean? Like am I supposed to tell them I'm not supposed to tell them the very beginning of like when I started with you know Sexual stuff until the very end. Yeah, I'd go from there. I'll do it's about that's what I did

Starting point is 01:37:55 I was 24. I went in there and I was like, yo, I watch porn all day I started watching porn at this age I had this weird experience when I was this age and it all comes together and you find out like, you know The origins of it and then you can kind of decide. It's great. You don't have to call it all trauma, but you get a choice to really figure out how it affects you. And then you can decide how much size to give it.

Starting point is 01:38:16 But talking it through and you don't have to keep repeating and always talk about it, but talking it through that once and having a real professional kind of give you clarity on it and give you heart on it is huge, man. It changed my life. I have a thought. All right. I didn't know that was a thing. I think there's something pretty cool that you have here

Starting point is 01:38:40 where you have a perspective that not a lot of guys get, right? So it's like, I, you know, am straight and like, I've never experimented. So like, I can't say definitively, like, I wouldn't like that. Like you now have all the data to be like, you know, I've tried all these things and you know, here's what I do like. Here's what I don't like, which I think is pretty uncommon. So that's cool that you have that, you know, perspective. Yeah. He truly knows what you know, here's what I don't like, which I think is pretty uncommon. So that's cool that you have that perspective. Yeah, he truly knows what,

Starting point is 01:39:08 you know what you like and don't like. You've tried everything on the menu and you know you like a number seven. He is kind of an explorer. Like he's been to all the continents and he's like, I like this one. Yeah, you're a regular, I can't think of an explorer, sorry.

Starting point is 01:39:22 Thank you, that's a good twist on it. Yeah, I can relate that I know, I'm pretty confident now that I know what I like. Like you said, I've tried the menu. I've tried all the menu. I've tried everything on the menu. So now I'm like, okay, I can go forward from here. I don't need to look back anymore. But I do think going to a sex therapist would probably be a good idea because I do have I still do hold a ton of anxiety and definitely a little bit of shame.

Starting point is 01:39:52 So I do think what you said going to a sex therapist would would probably benefit me. Yeah. I don't mean to overlay my own issues with your own too. I think not at all because it just took up so much of my life too. That's what I wanted to do is just kind of right size it as well. But I'm just curious now without a judgment or putting it into a therapeutic context,

Starting point is 01:40:11 what is your favorite thing that you've experienced? I don't think I've experienced it yet. I want a girl to lick my butt hole. That's like my goal. Nice. We've been talking about that. Yeah. I like, you sound like a man with simple pleasures, which is just the best thing in the world.

Starting point is 01:40:29 Dude, that's pretty awesome. You've tested out all these things and you really nailed it down to like one specific. That's sick. But here's my concern. When he gets that, is he going to love it or is he going to be on to the next one? Right. And am I wrong to worry about that? Only one way to find out. Yeah, you know what? You're a rock turner, brother. Is he gonna be on to the next one?

Starting point is 01:40:50 You're a rock-turner brother did Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong question themselves before they went to the moon No, they they figured out if they liked it up there by going No, you're gonna like it like it like it but want to do more There's always yeah, you can always you're definitely a lot it. Like it, like it, but want to do more. There's always, yeah, you can always. You're definitely going to want more. Yeah. I can hear it in your brain. You can turn it into an engine. Good day.

Starting point is 01:41:09 Would you want to eat in return? That's a good, that's a good point. Would I eat in return? Of course, yeah. Oh, this guy's a giver. Yeah. I had a thought earlier that, about the, you know,

Starting point is 01:41:22 the thing that happened when you were five, I read a book for my summer reading in high school and it's talking about like, you know, male friendship at a young age. And he talks about how close him and this guy was where. And he said, he's the only he's the only man whose butthole I've ever looked at just out of curiosity. Like, I think young boys are just, you know, some you guys might have gotten a little bit carried away, but just a just, you know, some, you guys might've gotten a little bit carried away,

Starting point is 01:41:45 but just a curious, two curious young brains, you know, trying to make their way through life. It's very common. Christopher Hitchens in his memoir talked about how all the British boys, when they'd go away to school, they all did it. I mean, Spartan culture, it's built into the DNA for sure. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:42:00 And then it's just how it affects you later in life. That's the real question. Yeah. Because you guys are right, I think most young boys do experiment a little bit. Maybe not most, but there's a good chunk. Yeah, for sure. And do you sound like a great guy? Oh, thanks, man. I hope you get that butt licked.

Starting point is 01:42:19 I hope you lick the other one back. Wait, did you say you want yours licked? I do, yeah. I think that sounds like a killer Saturday I hope it goes great for you man. While we have you there's someone in the chat grandma dominator his girlfriend wants to eat his butthole but he sounds anxious about it. What would you say to him? Dude I would be stoked I that's like that's like a dream please go for it. You don't know how many dudes out there that want their butthole licked's like a dream. Please go for it. You don't know how many dudes out there

Starting point is 01:42:45 that want their butt holed by a nice lady. Please go for it. Dude, yeah, Grandma Dominator, you heard that. I fucking love this guy, dude. If for nothing else, do it for this guy. Yeah, yeah. I have one more question, too. Do you find that you're in a different personal energy

Starting point is 01:42:58 when you pursue a guy versus a woman? Yes. And how is it different? Yeah, do you mean, do you mean, what do you mean? Do you mean like flirting with a guy? Yeah, like how's your game different? That's a great question. There's no, there's really no game with guys. I think it's kind of like, can I see your cock? You want to do this? Let's do it. Yeah. Something kind of beautiful. Can I see your cock? You wanna do this, let's do it. Yeah. There's something kind of beautiful about that. Can I see your cock? Is that, that's pretty awesome.

Starting point is 01:43:28 It was, in Sex Addicts, I'd see that, I felt so bad for the good looking gay guys in Sex Addicts because I was like, dude, I don't know how you, it's just, there's horniness on both sides. Yeah. And there's not a lot of, you don't have to do the whole pretense, like, you don't have to say, let's go back and watch a movie.

Starting point is 01:43:42 You just be like, hey, let's go back to my place. I'm like, ass fuck you, like crazy, it's go back to my place yeah as fuck you like crazy like that before that's pretty awesome it's so cool you got a problem and you're a handsome gay guy how you not gonna do that takes a lot of restraint if I was a bottom so guys like I'm gonna fuck you yeah yeah let's get a bird scooter how close is the uber yeah dude so in West Hollywood when I was more in my partying days I do remember there was a dearth of Of tops and there was an overabundance of bottoms like the supply and demand was totally off

Starting point is 01:44:14 It was a great year to be a bottom. Yeah So if you were a top you were and everyone wanted you because everyone was a bottom really. Mm-hmm Interesting. It was tough to find a good top and And a lot of even the super mask dudes were bottoms. Interesting. Yeah, it was like there was a shortage. Total shortage. That would be a fun way to explain like micro macroeconomics to someone.

Starting point is 01:44:35 Totally, yeah. Yeah. Because a lot of them were very liberal and I was like, well actually. Yeah. If you guys. Kind of in a bowl economy. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:44:42 What we need to do is facilitate the building of tops. Yeah. That's sick. Do you know what year this? Yeah. What we need to do is facilitate the building of tops. Yeah. That's sick. Do you know what year this was? Cause I think most guys are tops nowadays. Oh wow. I'm old. This was probably, This was probably eight years ago.

Starting point is 01:44:55 So like, what's that? 20, 2016. And maybe it's an LA thing. Where are you, where are you getting after it? Say that again? This was in Los Angeles. Where do you get after it? Oh, I? This was in Los Angeles. Where do you get after it? Oh, I'm in Philadelphia.

Starting point is 01:45:06 Oh, totally different energy there. Tons of tops in Philly. Brotherly love. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, it is the city. What about Maine? Maine was, are you saying like for the gay scene? It's hard to say.

Starting point is 01:45:21 My sister's gay, but she's a woman. So, you know, I think the guys who, you know, were doing it, it was maybe closer to like It's hard to say my sister's gay, but she's a woman so You know I think the guys who you know we're doing it it was maybe closer to like a broke back situation where There's a lot of flannel to get through and you know Maybe they do it you know behind behind log cabin doors. It's like you pull up a lobster trap Yeah, yeah, dude. You got some like a naked guy in there Pull up a lobster trap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like dude. You got some like a naked guy in there. Yeah Pull it up. It's rusty. Yeah So in Philadelphia the gay neighborhood is just called the gay bar hood. Yeah, oh really on a map so sick That's all some of the best bars. I'm feeling dude. Thank you so much man. It was awesome time

Starting point is 01:46:01 You sound like a great guy. Thank you for being so honest and vulnerable with us. Oh, thank you, man. Thank you guys for the advice. Yeah, best of luck. Later, brother. What an awesome guy. Yeah. He's living it to the hilt. Is that pretty standard for you guys? Yeah, it was like so honest and... You guys have like fostered this environment where people feel comfortable to do that, which is pretty crazy.

Starting point is 01:46:21 Yeah, I think that's fairly common. Yeah. That's awesome. I think that's fairly common yeah that's awesome I think so. I think we've had a huge influx of gay viewership because we had a clip about pegging go viral oh yeah and that guy was awesome we met him in person what a great guy yeah it got me interested in it I haven't tried it I haven't yet but he called it a fun button yeah yeah yeah well isn't that where it is't either. But he called it a fun button. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which like, isn't that enticing? Well isn't that where it is for us?

Starting point is 01:46:47 It's back there. It's a fun button, dude. Yeah. I wish I was more into butthole stuff. I've tried and I'm like, my radar just goes nuts. I giggle. My alarms go nuts. I giggle.

Starting point is 01:46:58 I go, ah! Oh yeah, at our show at the Comedy Store, I put my finger through the pants up everyone's butt to see who reacted the best. Chad reacted the most and giggled and it was the cutest and he won. Yeah, I don't think I would enjoy it. Like I've, you know, I've like had some close calls with like the soap bar and stuff and it wasn't fun for me. With the what? Like, you know, sometimes if I'm feeling like blue collar.

Starting point is 01:47:21 No, no, no, I'll be like, it like gets to that point where it's so small that like you like lose Control of it left and right I'm saying like, you know, I went in brother. I went to do the credit card swipe and like, you know nicked it I didn't like yeah, it wasn't there was no full P but Graze if you will always sounds like there's something more to what you're saying. Yeah, you know. You're free. You stuck a soap bar up your ass.

Starting point is 01:47:50 No, that's not true. It's objectively not true. Was it Irish Spring? Was it the grandma or the young one that did it to you? I, uh, I seriously did not do that but I'm saying like, Charles, like Charles Barkley said the same thing. He said- he put a soap bar up his ass No, we didn't do it. Honestly. It's funny. That does. I'm like all right well Charles said it Me and Charles

Starting point is 01:48:13 I put a soap bar up my ass Neither Charles Neither Charles nor I put the soap bar up our ass on purpose He was saying he hates these hotel soap bars because they're small and it happens. Because they so weirdly go up his ass? Yeah, Charles Barkley rants about soap cracks Shaq up. Let's give it a shot.

Starting point is 01:48:35 Yeah, no, it's a real issue that, you know, guys of Charles and I's stature face. Will, Will one time, Will and I are in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Shaq's DJing. Yeah. And you know we're side stage watching him tear it up and Shaq goes to leave and Will like you know goes to give him some nucks. He just dwarfs his hand. My whole, he grabbed it like this.

Starting point is 01:48:59 Wow. He squitted you? Made his hand disappear. But I don't even think he had a choice dude. His hand was so big It was just like crazy and then his son his son the RC one not the one that hoops They're either the one that not Sharif sure it was the I can't miles miles came to the casino with us Oh, yeah, me will the guy that owns Fred's it was awesome dude

Starting point is 01:49:22 We were just in Baton Rouge, and I thought I had when I was there. I was like dude Brian Kelly is Not the right guy for this job and will never win here never in a million Like you need an ed Oger on Les Miles who's kind of like sleazy Yeah, like you're worried he might date a coed and you're worried if you like recorded his phone calls He'd get canceled for every single you need a guy like that. Yes agreed You need a guy you need a guy who has different guys for things, right? Like I think Kelly plays everything by the books I think Coach O, he had a crawfish guy

Starting point is 01:49:53 He probably had a magnets guy You need a guy who can get things on a whim And after a win, Coach O is probably puking behind a barn The cop turns up the way and says, oh, Coach O is like, oh hey, sorry I had some bad. Oh, hey now Grind grinding on some you know pre-med, but he knows that he's only supposed to do that when they're 12 and oh, yeah He's not doing that when you're five and six get out dude when they're when they're 500. He's locked in his room sober Coach Oh getting rizzed up

Starting point is 01:50:21 Exactly. Coach Joe getting Riz'd up. Getting Riz'd up. Remember that Urban Meyer video where he's getting grinded on? Dude, that ended his Jacksonville Jaguars job. Cause they just got in their asses whipped, right? Dude, he was so bad. When was the last time you guys ground? Oh, like with a gal?

Starting point is 01:50:37 Yeah. I'm doing a bit about this right now. To me, it's the greatest, it's been a minute. Me and my girlfriend's a great dancer, so when we dance, it's the best. She's best all the time, but to me me it's the most magical experience possible really when you meet someone on the dance floor Okay, and then you're just like what is up start grooving together And then when you're young you just want to hump hump hump you get older you learn It's all about the sun just gyration you just graze once a month

Starting point is 01:50:59 Let them know you're there and then when they turn back don't look too horny That'll they're gone if you look too horny. When they turn back, you gotta do this one. Oh no. Yeah. What, how'd I get here? Yeah, it's just so fun. I gotta do that.

Starting point is 01:51:11 I don't know where I would do that. I don't know where to go to bars where people are doing that. I've only been ground once. What was I, what'd you say? No, it just brought back memories for me. Yeah. You've only ground once?

Starting point is 01:51:21 Yeah, we went to, there was this UCF bar when I, my freshman year, called it my first night at college and we didn't know that like our school, like the kids from our school were kind of supposed to steer clear there, like they didn't really like you there. And you know, we were just, you know, in the dance floor and it kind of just happened. I feel like it's one of those things that just happens.

Starting point is 01:51:43 It just happens. Like I don't remember, you know, I don't remember asking. Electrons banging off each other. And I was looking at my roommate, shout out Jack Pardee, and we were looking at each other, just being like, is this what college is all about? Like this is pretty cool.

Starting point is 01:51:56 And then we never went back to that bar and I never ground again. Damn. How would they identify you? I think she called it grounding too. You were like, you just like, they dress different, you know, like, I think kids from our school were like inherently like a little bit wider and preppier.

Starting point is 01:52:12 I wrote side to side. I was like this one axis. Oh, I kind of like the torso. Yeah. Yeah. You're saying that's more up here. And it's more up here. Hey, smile.

Starting point is 01:52:23 Look, smile. No, look nice. Look nice. That's too dirty. I'm like, you're a dirty dog, dude. It's more up here. It's more up here. Hey smile. No look nice look nice Dirty dog You can get away with that buzz phase the crack you crazy look back and it's only the whites of your eyes I think I've told this story a bunch of times, but I Seventh grade I was grinding with my crush

Starting point is 01:52:45 huge boner and I was grinding with my crush. Huge boner. And I was like. And she goes. She looked back. Oh God. She knew you had a boner. Yeah. When I was in high school I was supposed to go on like a walk with this girl which was like, you know,

Starting point is 01:52:58 like the adequate of like a date. And I was so worried I was gonna get a boner. I wore two pairs of compression shorts. Wow. I remember dudes doing that at dances. My buddy Roland boner. I wore two pairs of compression shorts. Wow He's doing that dances my buddy. Yeah, he's like the job more compression Girls like he was dancing with all the girls. Yeah, I don't want to get a boner. No Larry is he's wearing like padded McDavid He was so dial. Yeah, he'd be sweating out there. He was one of those Good-looking guys. They always sweat too much. He's like

Starting point is 01:53:23 Porn oh, I do I wanted to ask you one more thing too about have you guys noticed this spate of May December movies where it's like an older gal dating a younger guy yeah what's up with that so the other ones there's the Liam Hemsworth and Laura Dern one that just came out there was the Anne Hathaway and whatever that cute boys name was Zac Efron and then there was Nicole Kidman Zac Efron one and there's been a couple of also what was the girl? No hard feelings. No hard feelings another one. Yeah, that was good. That one toes the line a little bit I think it's fun, but I think my Sociological perspective on it. Is it that women are making more money now and young men are making less money

Starting point is 01:54:01 So we've almost done the same paradigm that used to be men are making less money. So we've almost done the same paradigm that used to be man woman where it's like a younger dude's like, Oh, I kind of want someone who's smart, resourceful, secure financially. Like it's almost put young dudes into the young gal spot from 30, 40 years ago. That's interesting. I never in a million years would have made that connection. I want that. I want to, I wish I was like a 19 year old right now. You don't have to worry about a house She'll take care of it and she's cool. She looks good. She's a good hang. Hopefully she's been through She's not expecting too much from you. Oh my god. Wouldn't that be the dream? Yeah, we'd be dumb working. Yeah, mom lem says women want younger guys because they aren't falling apart

Starting point is 01:54:43 Physically, but again, that's a desire that maybe wasn't available to women 40 years ago when they had to rely on guys to get a credit card. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had a family friend. Now they can get pervy on it too. I think that's an astute observation. Dude, thank you, man. I've been sitting on it.

Starting point is 01:55:01 Waiting for the moment. I'm like, did you go get the dogma? That's so good. You guys already talked about how Chad sucked in at 60 for 60. Get owned. What's that? You sucked at eating that food. What did you do? In and out? Del Taco?

Starting point is 01:55:18 Oh yeah, I mean that's... You should have picked something healthy, dude. Because you're not a big Del Taco guy. I love Del Taco. But do you eat...I, dude. Cause you're not a big Del Taco guy. I love Del Taco. But do you eat, I don't think I've ever seen you eat Del Taco. Of the fast foods, that's what I get. But dude, I thought it was only fast foods.

Starting point is 01:55:33 I didn't know you could pick the Arowan. I didn't do Arowan. You didn't do Arowan. He's doing Sweet Green. Oh, Sweet Green. I did Chick-fil-A. Fast Cash. Fast Cash.

Starting point is 01:55:41 We had someone finish it this week. What'd they eat? Jersey Mike's. Dude. someone finish it this week with a Jersey Mike's Who was it Owen Han? All right cook how many people finish at 3 3 strider or no? Tyler Tyler Falwell Davis Clark Davis Clark finished. Oh, yeah, they need an extra burrito. No the guy was like I'm locked in Yeah, another day that yeah, Davis Clark was. Oh, yeah, they didn't extra burrito. No, the guy was like I'm locked in Yeah, another day that yeah Davis Clark was a mad man I gotta ask you guys about my friends are huge fans. Like what's Davis Clark like dude?

Starting point is 01:56:13 He's even think I met him actually so I spent a whole day with him Such honestly such a sweet guy and like a very like he's just very authentic but yeah, he's like he's like a caricature of like like He's just very authentic. But yeah, he's like a caricature of like, there's no off, like everything you see is what he's like. We go to the restaurant, you'll see tomorrow, we go to the restaurant on my show and we go get the food. So we're like, all right, we're gonna drive to Chipotle.

Starting point is 01:56:36 And he's like, how far is it? I was like, ah, it's like, I don't know, couple miles away. He's like, we should run there. And I was like, I have to say yes. We're both wearing long pants. I was like, okay. So sure sure enough me and him run two miles. He runs like a he's running like a six-minute pace I like died after a mile. I was like fucking slow down. He's a fucking mad man. But yeah, he was uh,

Starting point is 01:56:55 And does he still work a regular job? Yeah, I think he works in like investment banking That's where he shat his pants. He should have he should himself so he could finish the marathon quicker What a beast in is awesome such a great guy Yeah, he's cool. Tony P's also become a boy of ours. Yeah, we were we actually see him like Strider met him right? Yeah when we were in DC we were hung out with him all day and means me him and Strider went to this like Brew pub afterwards we to get dinner. And like, it was just, it was very funny.

Starting point is 01:57:28 Cause we'd both been drinking all day and he was like very much more put together. It was just like a funny vibe. I think what's so funny about Tony Pete, no not funny, maybe like peculiar was like, we're having a conversation and he's like so, he's like so interested in learning, you know, how to be like better in every aspect of his life. They're like, we were having a conversation and he's like so he's like so interested in learning you know how to be like better in every aspect of his life they're like we were

Starting point is 01:57:48 having a normal conversation he was like taking notes which I thought was funny like if I said something that like resonated with him he would like pull out his phone and like write it down I was like that's kind of cool yeah that is badass it's badass there was a kid, there was a family on the elevator up here. All three people in the family were on their phones and the phones were out loud. Really? And they were playing videos? They were all playing separate videos. That's awesome. Dad and his two sons. That's crazy. I got on a plane to Miami one time and and I got on and everyone was watching

Starting point is 01:58:24 TikToks out loud. I was like I had never seen anything like it and it was like a 45 minute flight and I was sending videos to my buddies being like this is insane. Like none of them realize how insane this is. It was like an airline that like everyone was doing it like the eight people around me. They must be mostly Latin. No. OK. Yeah. But oh he was about to go off. You know the eight people around me. They must be mostly Latin no

Starting point is 01:58:51 But oh he was about to go off we just spared ourselves crazy. I'm Colombian He was about to fucking go crazy, and it was like I mean the plane had propellers So it was like you know whatever, but I guess I kind of asked for it, but it was shocking I was the most mad of everybody that guy today at the Dodgers game as well We this guy went and found a girl He didn't come there with a girl and he found when he brought her back back He only but he only once he only had one seat. He bought it right. He was just dominating my personal space Wow, really? Yeah, and he kept only had one seat when she's sitting on his lap No

Starting point is 01:59:19 She sat down the seat then he stood facing her with his ass in my face And he had a fucking glove and he kept hitting me in the head with the glove and elbowing me in the head and I looked at the girl like every time she I could make eye contact with her and I was like giving it a look like what the fuck is going on right now and Finally he was hammered and he kept like doing the hug from behind like boyfriends do at concerts like they just met today I'm positive about it and and then I finally was just like, dude, my buddy's like back here thinking, he was like, we'll move when your buddy comes back.

Starting point is 01:59:51 And he just scooched in even more. And now, yeah, it was a nightmare. But he left after a little bit. The Venn diagram of guys who bring a glove to a baseball game and find a chick at a baseball game is, this is the only overlap. Very small. I mean, he walked up to her presumably wearing a glove. Yes, hammered, blackout drunk.

Starting point is 02:00:09 And he pulled it off. He pulled it off? I kind of got to respect it. Yeah, it was the most mad. I also have a very short fuse, which is something I need to work on, but I was looking at Will being like, are you fucking seeing this right now? And he was like, dude, I'll switch with you if you want. It was the most mad

Starting point is 02:00:25 Something about people being in my personal space in public when there's like very there's like definitive lines It's like mine thing ends here, but it was also like he was hammered in a Dodgers fan And we're like the two guys wearing Mets. Yeah, you don't want to be picking the fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Didn't they kill a guy? I was trying to tell the Giants fan. Yeah Yeah, they beat the shit out of him, but like he was he probably said something right no I think they have an own video. I think he did kind of two guys just attacked him My dad my dad was leaving a baseball game one time and these guys his friend got into a argument with another fan and they pulled over and got into a consensual fight and You know my dad's buddy threw the punch and the guy fell back and hit his head and died

Starting point is 02:01:08 But he was I mean it was a no cuz like if you're both like You know like let's fight like you're two consenting adults. It was like that's just something that can happen It was a fluke accident. Yeah You know they tried to beat up my buddy They tried to do some dodger fans tried to beat up my buddy after you're not beat him up But they were talking shit. It's a little dramatic to say beat him up. But we were walking out and they were like, nice jeans.

Starting point is 02:01:29 My friend had tight jeans on. Yeah. Nice jeans, you got tight jeans. Thank you. Thankfully, one of my friends was on Coke, so we had a lot of like, get up energy. And he was like, why are you picking all my friends? It was a great thing.

Starting point is 02:01:38 He said, why are you picking all my friend? Yeah. That's awesome. Wait, was this a baseball thing? Yeah, we were leaving the Dodger game. Were you wearing opposing? No, we weren't wearing any sports related. I think they didn't like us because we looked like hipsters.

Starting point is 02:01:51 And they were more like, you know, real fans. And I was like, hipsters are actually like the biggest fans. I could tell you like, you know, Yaseel Puig's on base percentages. But they like soccer more now. Yeah, I know. What is that? I think Will and I are kind of like rollover guys. Like if there's like any confrontation. So like, Oh yeah, we weren't super worried about like, it's like we got tripped a little bit and it was more just like, we kind of snicker about it to each

Starting point is 02:02:17 other. I don't think there's a bone in either of our bodies sober that would have the ability to turn around and be like, what did you just say? Yeah. Even drunk, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I've been confrontational drunk but it's usually when like I know there's a barrier between us. So it's like if there's something that seems like I, like, you know, I can't get around it, then that's fine, but yeah. Yeah, I got a story on this. I went to the Logan Paul KSI fight. First mistake. Yeah, exactly. And this little kid kept kicking the back of my chair

Starting point is 02:02:48 and I didn't realize he was a little kid. So he kicks my chair and I turn around and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? And I like scream at him. And his dad, this like 50 year old dude just looks at me and doesn't say a word, just gives me direct eye contact. So I just turn around and sit back down. But the worst part of it all was the chick that was sitting next to me it was like my first

Starting point is 02:03:07 time talking to her. Oh dude. I was like oh shit's ruined and broke. Yeah. That's just that you flipped out on a little kid. You can never do it. If you were a dude you would have beat the shit out of that little kid. If you were a real man. Yeah. You and your dad Eiffel towered after yeah I can't believe you let that little kid punk you then the dad came and you're like get out of here yeah I had that read I had someone kicking me when I put I put my little seat thing back on the plane yeah I just don't even do it anymore you and I have very different philosophies on this

Starting point is 02:03:39 Willis stops putting his seat back because he doesn't want the conversation I I will take my headphones off like this when I put it back to here if they say anything. And we were on a flight one time. I put my seat back during takeoff. We're in like, you know, the extra leg room section. So it was like, it wasn't like there was no chance I was going to be even near.

Starting point is 02:03:58 And I did. I had a feeling she was going to say something. So I clicked the transparency button on my headphones. And when I went back, she out out goes Are you fucking joking right now? and and I was like I have to stick to my guns now and she spent the entire first like 45 seconds of the flight just like Yeah, pushing on the back of my seat and I stick my stood my ground. I always recline it reclines. It's I Stopped doing it cuz I'm like over it. I never did it because I'm like, just because it can recline doesn't mean you should.

Starting point is 02:04:28 But do you care if someone in front of you does it? Yeah. I mean I'd be like a little bummed, but I'm not gonna push back. Interesting. I don't push back, but I'm like, dude, are you serious? Really? You think less of them?

Starting point is 02:04:39 Yeah. I've never even, I swear, I didn't even know it was like a bad thing. I guess my parents are rude and they raised me to be rude, but like, I was like 28 when I found out you're not supposed to recline your seat. I don't think- This was a this year thing for me.

Starting point is 02:04:52 I don't think you're not supposed to. Yeah, I don't even think, I just, literally when I'm on there, I'm like, bro, if this thing goes back, I'm going, cause, Boeing made it that way. You guys are having, your lives could be so much better.

Starting point is 02:05:04 Like, you guys are really suffering for someone else. That would be fine if you did the thing. Like you're not really negatively impacting their life. I don't think it adds really any benefit. Oh, it's a huge benefit. It's pretty nice. If you're trying to sleep especially. I'd never.

Starting point is 02:05:19 And on your back and stuff. Yeah. If you can really. Like look at that, whoa, look at that guy. How cozy does that guy look? If you can really put it back. But I like. Look, come on. Yeah. If you can really. Look at that. Whoa, look at that guy. How cozy does that guy look? If you can really put it back. But I like. Look at.

Starting point is 02:05:28 Come on. But. He's out cold. OK. But how much can you put it back? Do you put it back all the way? All the way. I ease into it.

Starting point is 02:05:33 I ease into it. No, you can't really do it. There's no middle ground. Yes, there is. It only goes back like six inches. Yeah, you can sleep. You can't like. In economy?

Starting point is 02:05:41 You meet in the middle. In economy, it doesn't go that far back. You can't let go. Like the button. You press the button. It's like you're in one or the other. No, you can't. You can't half way it. I'll doesn't go that far back. Let go like the button you once you press button It's like you're in one or the other. Yeah I'll be like no I'll be like working. I'll be like on my computer and it'll like shut my computer That is what it's like if they have your computer out. Yeah, I can't look put my computer all the way

Starting point is 02:05:57 But why are you working on an airplane? That's all I do on airplane. Really? Yeah, I'm not yeah Well, so you don't need to recline. No, I'm going to work. Yeah. Because I don't have internet to distract me. Honestly, dude, I think being on your laptop is worse than reclining your seat. Being on your laptop? Yeah.

Starting point is 02:06:15 Why? Because then, okay, if I'm in the middle seat and I want to go piss. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're deep in an edit and you've got headphones on and you're like clicking and thumb tacking and moving and shaping, I'm like, I can't piss or look I'm just saying to me

Starting point is 02:06:28 Now we got to move equipment. You're making me the bad guy cuz you got to rearrange your whole setup here Mm-hmm, and then you do a huffy face when they asked to go to the bathroom. I never I'm very I'm very Tall amenable. They're like, yeah, got it. I'm like, oh totally. Grab the computer, flip it up. I'm like, here you go. And then I anticipate them coming back. I'm like, I'm like a freak. I'm like a chauffeur.

Starting point is 02:06:53 I'm like, yeah come on. I'm like a door guy in New York City. Yeah, I'm ready to rock. No, you do it smooth. You do it right. But I've seen people sit next to you on planes and they look like they're suffering. Good. They look like they're suffering good They look like they got pissed just coming out their toenails coming out of their

Starting point is 02:07:10 window I'm an aisle guy. I'm a window guy, but lately I've been peeing so much. I've started to migrate over Yeah, oh, yeah, you want that flexibility. I know it's a little scary. I hit the shitter five or six times a flight I just sit on the toilet and relax You and I would not get along on my dad will be will take their time and there I get fucking I already know all about your hustle cuz when we did your podcast Wait, which one is you right? What you're the one who's leaving the airport without saying goodbye to will. Yeah. Yes I stopped doing yeah, I mean you got the worst

Starting point is 02:07:42 History for the record. Not exactly the authority I'll concede. Yeah, just hit just hit diamond medallion. So like, you know, oh this was a big part of it. Wow, you're a diamond guy? Yeah, diamond now. Fucking diamond. You thought you were better than Will because you had the diamond. I mean I am, you know I'm diamond. So think about all the money I saved. Jack Bear and I are flying a Delta one to and from Boston this week and It's a good thing. How often you get first class now now I get it now That's the whole best best part about diamond like unless there's someone who's a higher diamond than me. I'm in Delta one That's it. Are you going you were client on that? Yeah, of course

Starting point is 02:08:17 Do you know how many trees each one of those lights that doesn't change the that doesn't change this seat back because it goes into a bed Yeah, oh, yeah. That's sick. I saw a guy, a guy, he was an eco-terrorist. He was in the aisle and he would put his foot on the back of the armrest of the seat in front of him and the guy like, you know, kept like being like, dude, come on, whatever. And he would finally move the guy's foot and the guy kept putting it back up and

Starting point is 02:08:42 like a literal fight broke out. I will never get punched in the face again because of this it was like a lesson I had to learn I was leaving the bar with my friend's girlfriend He was like make sure she just like gets home Whatever this homeless guy shouldered her in the chest and I went to wag my finger in his face and like tell him off he's fucking punched me and my tooth went through my lip and And it was one of those moments where I where I remember my dad telling me all the time it's like the biggest shit talker and he was like you're gonna get fucking rocked one day

Starting point is 02:09:08 and you're gonna stop and I literally have like you know seriously changed the way I interact with strangers now. Did it pierce all the way through? No it er yeah but it like not like this way it like grabbed a bunch from the inside there's also on December 23rd so it was, I came to Christmas just like, looking horrible. But I was having to take like all in, how much time did it take to get everything fixed?

Starting point is 02:09:32 I think if I went and got stitches, it would have been way quicker, but it was like, you know, a couple of weeks. But I went, my friend said, I got my finger in his face and I said, you don't, and I didn't get the third word out. And he fucking knocked my tooth through my lip. He's a homeless guy. So Bobby, who is the boyfriend of this girl, he heard me tell you that story on a podcast.

Starting point is 02:09:54 And we were hanging out at this bar in New York and he goes, you know, that wasn't a homeless guy. But in my story, it is. He was like, it was he was just gotten a place that day. No, no, no. It was like his girlfriend was telling him like, you don't know why he keeps saying that. Like it was just like a normal guy and apparently it was like more of a misunderstanding than I thought. Like I think I was just hammered and like, you know, completely

Starting point is 02:10:17 misread the situation. You don't fucking do that. And yeah, he was ready to go. Yeah. All right, man. That's a good story. Someone yeah, he had a hair trigger. He was ready to go. Yeah. All right, man. That's a good story. Someone said it was fake, by the way. That video. He has a this guy has a reputation

Starting point is 02:10:31 amongst our circles of having terribly sourced. I have really bad sources. It's like I don't think that happened. I think a fight from Independence days, I guess, is a world war two. Aliens attack. I will. I'll like tell 2. Alien's attack in 96. I will uh, I'll like tell-

Starting point is 02:10:45 He's got Randy Jackson. Oh I saw that clip! That was hilarious. Dude your face was so funny. It was real dude. I uh, I- So I- Have you seen this chat? I thought We were like, who's Randy Jackson? Like from American Idol. American Idol. And I was like uh

Starting point is 02:11:00 I was like yeah, you know, he's- he's Yeah we can just watch it actually. It's so funny You had me convinced for saying Michael Jackson's little brother. No Randy Jackson. Yes. Yes. What really? Nope. Yep. Nope. Yes No, he's not Michael Jackson's little brother. Oh, who's the fifth guy? He's the youngest Jackson No, yes, Randy Jackson is Michael Jackson's little brother. I don't know if that's him. That's not him, bro No, that is him. That is him. That's not him though Those are different guys. They look at different guys for a thousand percent. They don't look the same cuz it's Hollywood I was like, did he get work done?

Starting point is 02:11:34 Just to clarify I was correct that Randy Jackson is Michael Jackson you were right the Randy Jackson That's the Randy Jackson. Obviously we weren't talking about that Randy Jackson. That's hilarious. That's so funny. Yeah, dog. Yeah, dog, dude. Thanks, guys.

Starting point is 02:11:49 Thanks for coming on after a baseball game and during Monday night football. I was riding high from that Mets game and the Jets lost. So it was perfect. Thank you guys so much for having us on. Of course. Thank you. Listen to Playdate.

Starting point is 02:12:03 Listen to Playdate podcast. Check out Will's show 60 for 60 on Friday Beer's YouTube. Yeah, thank you Listen to playdate listen to playday podcast check out will show 60 for 60 on Friday beers YouTube, and I've got a new episode of my show called how cool coming out tomorrow We joined a punk band and then JT's episode of 60 for 60 will come out shortly But yeah playday pod is a will and I just shooting the shit for two hours every Wednesday. Wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah. But listen to theirs first and then ours once you're done.

Starting point is 02:12:30 Alright. Thanks, bros. Thank you guys. You wanna know what to do and where to go When you need someone to guide you It's nice to have the girls beside you Go and see, go and see Class goes on, go and see Let's go deep, I'm going deep, we're driving day deep

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