Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep. 43 - Strider, Proper Sprinting Technique, Adam Sandler
Episode Date: November 7, 2018Strider joins the squad once again for a fire 43rd episode of the pod. We dive into proper sprinting technique, the new Adam Sandler special, a dude who dodged his student loan debt by moving to ...India and now has elephants shitting on his porch, and the bad rap that Napoleon Bonaparte gets. For bonus content, check out our patreon: www.patreon.com/chadgoesdeep
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what's up stokers of stoke nation this is chad kroger coming in off some fresh espresso and
green juice coming in hot we got my dogs jean thomas what up dude boom clap stokers oh yeah
and we got our dog the man strider what up dude dude? Boom clap, Stokers. Oh, yeah, and we got our dog, the man, Strider.
What up, dude?
Dude, what up, freaking legends, dude?
Freaking pumped to be back with my dogs right now, dude.
Dude, what up?
Good to see you.
Chilling, dude.
Had a nice little, I would say, date weekend with my GF, dude.
Freaking putting some time off at Benihana with Robert, dude.
He okayed it, dude.
My GF's friend was in town, dude, with her BF, dude. So I met a new dude. He was chill, dude. Always okayed it, dude. My GF's friend was in town, dude, with her BF, dude.
So I met a new dude.
He was chill, dude.
Always interesting meeting a new dude.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But he was chill, dude.
We nodded each other,
bonded over some fantasy football, dude.
Isn't he from England?
No, that's a different one.
That's a different friend.
Also a good, chill dude.
Good, chill dude.
And funny enough, we did bond over football. He watched American football. Nice. And I liked that, dude. one that's a different uh friend that uh also a good chill dude good chill dude um and funny
enough we did bond over football he watched american football nice and i like that dude
although i play fifa with my dogs i dominate them i like to say um you know i'll beat jt's uh
little butt dude in fifa dude yeah i've seen videos i've heard stories a lot of domination
going on epic battles dude that's funny it's funny that you're saying that. Dude, honestly, like, I don't want to, like, this sounds cliche and stuff,
but, like, with my GF, she plays, she does play FIFA, dude.
You guys are adorable to watch play together.
Thank you, dude.
But, you know, honestly, dude, in our relationship,
when we're playing twos, we don't play together, dude,
because we don't want to get any arguments, you know what I mean?
So I had a nice little weekend, dude.
Nice.
I had a nice hump on it, dude. So feeling good. Be chilling had a nice little weekend, dude. Freaking pumped on it, dude.
So feeling good.
Be chilling with my dogs now.
And you went to San Diego?
Yeah, dude.
So dang dumb.
It's a good spot.
Freaking love San Diego, dude.
I got a tight Volcom jacket from there.
Did you?
Volcom is one of my favorite and most legit companies.
Growing up, like, dude, if you wore, it's funny, like, Quicksilver was for kind of like
Barnas.
Like, if you wore Quicksilver, it's like, oh,ver was for kind of like barnas like if you wear quicksilver it's like oh you're a dad dude ruka is i always thought ruka was like top shelf i always was late to the party
yeah dude you did dude you did wear like bowling alley shirts like you kind of dressed like charlie
i only did that for like a semester no dude this was a long semester yeah it was long you dressed
like a like a divorced
35 year old for for a good amount of like sixth through eighth grade dude you just like you look
chill like you probably like you know you needed to get out of that marriage i'd say you're like
a bro he's steve jobs yeah i think you're both way off nah dude i mean dude i did wear bowling shirts for a while i've been repeating two mantras to
myself lately i've been saying i want to be the biggest pussy who's ever been tough love that and
i want to be the biggest failure who's ever succeeded i love both of those dude because
that's what it takes to succeed dude you want to have you want to have no fear and have integrity to you, dude, and not have to be, like, all egotistical about it, you know?
When I'm at the gym, I do sprints almost every time.
And whenever, you know, I do it for, like, 22 minutes.
I've been doing them a while, so I get pretty deep into it.
And, you know, I'm going hard.
I've worked myself to, you know, I get three and a half miles, know i'm going hard i've worked myself to you know i get three and a half
miles so i'm going fast and so when i get to about 18 minutes that's when it starts getting
tough you know and i imagine different mission impossible scenarios like mi2 is the biggest one
for me i'm like are you gonna destroy the chimer you can destroy the chimer and that just helps me
to sort of dive into that tom cruise sort of style where he just like he's been around the same way since he's like 50 and so i'm like you know get
that hot chick the belair font you know what i mean i just say that to myself absolutely that's
a good mindset that's what you destroy the chimera and dude tom cruise's running form is one of the dankest running forms i've ever seen
dude like the guy he goes all out yeah dude definitely like taking his his hands you know
putting putting cash in the pockets dude i remember how to coach coach me in youth soccer
was like when you're running imagine you've got cash and putting it in and out of your pockets
as you're running even though you don't have pockets. I remember, too, they want you to keep your arms at a certain angle, right?
You almost want it at 90 degrees.
Yeah.
And you don't want to have flexion at the elbow point.
You want to keep that synchronized and push.
You want to push.
High and tight, too.
Yes.
Like a T-Rex.
And you hold your fingers like you're holding potato chips, right? You and you hold your fingers like you're holding potato chips
right you want to hold your fingers like you're holding a potato chip oh really i didn't know
that dude freaking uh that's what todd norman used to say i think i kind of keep it loose
dude that do like ragnar challenges dude which is like 100 mile like runs through the deserts and
shit hold potatoes in their hands because it's easy and a potato you can just like you bake a
potato and then you you can hold it it's not going to potato you can just like you bake a potato and then you
you can hold it it's not going to go bad or whatever and you eat the potato while you're
running dude now you got like a camel pack on sweet that's badass dude that is badass fit
dude i was reminiscent just about joe's dong oh yeah dude same there's nothing like a huge
dong to bring a bunch of dudes together but i know know someone who's hooked up with Joe and Greg,
and she always brings up Greg's dong to me, but not Joe's.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Maybe Joe's was too much.
She says Greg's is perfect.
Dude, would you rather have a huge dong or a perfect dong?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Huge.
Huge dog.
Dudes, what did you guys think about this awful incident at the synagogue in Pittsburgh?
Terrible, dude.
Terrible.
Terrible, dude.
Yeah.
No bueno, dude.
Sad.
It's terribly sad.
Dude, I'm having trouble potting with these sunglasses on.
I know.
I got to be honest. It's hard for me. I feel sunglasses on i know i gotta be honest it's
hard for me i feel a little more badass to be honest oh really that's cool yeah i'm trying
to connect with my dog's eyes yeah i'm trying to like look into your guys eyes and like get
the vibe and i'm like i have no idea what's going on dude now we know what now i know what
darth vader feels like he's like i can't connect with anyone um dudes let's get into some topics yeah uh strider when are you getting married
dude straight up just coming at me with the thunder dude do you luckily have a very dank
uh gf who does not pressure me in any way dude um we're guys dude guys we got the you know a
little bit of immaturity behind us you take take a little longer to develop, dude. And I'm realizing now, dude, I've had a rock for a long, long time that I've been sitting on,
dude. And that rock is like straight up dank organic coral. And then maybe I'm a coral too,
and we're coming together, dude. And I think, you know, dude, in soon time, dude, you know,
after I crush more fat tips, dude, able to have a nice dank wedding with me and my my bros there dude freaking have a bomb fiesta afterwards dude so i want to do it right dude
you know what i mean and my gf is is chill so honestly i get the most pressure from um
uh those around you know what i mean dude right then then even my gf dude because we know that
we got each other's backs dude you know yeah but we'll
do it right but uh also look dude you know she's got grandmas that i'd like to be there so
did you guys watch adam sandler special on netflix i did i watched most of it
did you guys like it dude i liked it yeah i was musical on it a lot of yeah a lot of music i
thought too much music if i'm being totally candid and i'm trying to think back on sandler dude because i'm like but he was a big musical guy on snl like he did
the songs at the weekend update desk his voice is nice like he sounds good when he sings for sure
yeah yeah i gotta say whenever i see a comedian walking on stage with a guitar my immediate
thought is fuck you dude that's my immediate thought i can't
help it disappoints you yeah i'm like you're gonna bring it if it's a ukulele i just want to fucking
stomp them oh right no i'm like you're gonna bring a ukulele up here what do you want fucking
this isn't a luau true dude what is that ukulele uh second as a crutch dude oh dude there was some
jokes i didn't understand tell me if you can understand
he had a toilet bit where he was like my friend has like a heated toilet which you know i really
like and made me feel comfortable and after i came off the bathroom i told my friend i was like
i like your heated toilet how can i how can i get a heated toilet and then my friend told me he
doesn't have a heated toilet because he was sitting on it dude the friend was sitting on it right
before yeah that's what joe said dude i like at the end of the Sandler special, though,
he sang a song about Chris Farley.
Ooh.
Yeah, it brought a tear to my eye.
It was so sweet.
Yeah, he just talked about how great he was,
and it was a good song,
and Sandler has a pretty nice singing voice.
There's something charming about it,
and then it was, like, really, really sweet about Farley.
Freaking love Farley, dude.
Legend, dude.
Farley.
What stand-up specials
have you guys liked lately? I like Ron White.
I heard that one was good. I like Ron White.
I like his stage presence. I think he's
just super relaxed.
He has this kind of character
that he does.
But it's like him, but just a heightened
version of him.
He just looks like a dude you want to hang out with.
Also, you want to aspire out with and also you want to
aspire to his success yeah he seems to throw caution to the wind like he's very much just like
being himself yeah like like his shows look like you go there and it's like you're it's an evening
with ron you know he's not trying to like impress you he's just like he's like yeah i was i can't do
the voice he's like i was i was drunk i was driving my friend's like are you drunk and he's like yeah i was i can't do the voice he's like i was i was drunk i was driving
my friend's like are you drunk and he's like well i can't get caught and he's like so are you drunk
and he's like i can't get caught and i'm like nice even to talk about it takes a lot of smile
yeah that's a bad boy i got this new toilet that opens up and uh it opens up for you and i'm like man
i'm not that guy two months later i went to a toilet that did not open up for me
and i just pissed all over it yeah he's a he's a bad boy yeah he's a bad motherfucker
see did you know uh freaking comedians being unique dude when you're like oh
is there like like even the piss joke when you're like, oh,
is there like,
like even the piss joke too,
you're like, oh, dude, like,
all right, I see what's going on there.
Nothing too crazy, you know,
it's right down the middle,
but works super well, dude, because it's so built into who that guy is, dude.
You got to like that, you know?
Right.
It's himself.
That's an excellent point.
Which is dank.
Did you guys see Nanette?
No, dude.
Oh, dude.
Nah. Dude, dude. Nah.
Dude, this kid escaped student debt by moving to the jungle.
Chad Hogg considered living in a cave to escape his student debt.
He had a friend doing it, but after some plotting...
He had a friend doing it.
Weird.
But after some plotting, he settled on what he considered a less risky plan.
This year, he relocated to a jungle in India.
I've put America behind me.
He now lives in a
concrete house in the village of yucata for 50 a month it's weird he gave all this info out when
he's like in debt and owes it to people his backyard is filled with coconut trees and chickens
this is the quote i saw four elephants just yesterday he added that he hopes to never set
foot in a walmart again dude i I mean, look, I freaking like
that this dude is going out to live
his life. I mean, he's stoked on elephants and stuff.
You know? Anything for 20
minutes, I'm probably down, dude.
I'll drive a tractor for 20 minutes and be like,
dude, I could do this forever. Minute 21,
I need to go watch
football or chill with my GF, you know what I mean?
Or hit up my boys, you know?
Like, freaking, oh, dude, being outside, like, I'm building a wall, you know, like, with brick wall or, likef you know what i mean or hit up my boys you know like freaking oh dude being outside like i'm building a wall you know like like with brick wall or like you know putting
up a picket fence in my yard and it feels good to do these activities dude minute 21 i'm done dude
get me out of there i feel like uh you know hopefully this dude doesn't have that phobia of
mine uh hopefully he freaking just finds a good gf and is able to live happiness out there in the freaking
jungle dude i mean why not dude probably really he's probably a dude that's really sincere with
his threats you know like male sally may was like hey you have to pay us five grand he's like
rather move to the freaking jungle in india they're like nice chad but how about you pay us
some money and he's like i'm already on the plane what if he was like they found him they're like nice chad but how about you pay us some money and he's like i'm already on the plane
what if he was like they found him they're like so how how is it out there he's like
this elephant shit on my porch yeah i mean dude yeah luckily this guy likes that'd be amazing
though if an elephant took a fat dump i mean if it did if it happened every day i'd get over it
but the first day it happened i'd be like god's God's real. I'd be stoked. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying.
I'd be really pumped.
I've never seen any of the things in that sentence happen.
To have that all come together, I'd be like, I'm living the right life.
Dude, here's an article that says,
Hope is not lost.
While some say wisdom comes with age,
younger Americans are better than their elders at separating factual
from opinion statements in the news,
according to a new analysis from Pew Research Center. And the gap is noticeable. About a third
of 18 to 49-year-olds, 32% correctly identified all five of the factual statements as factual,
compared with two in 10 among those ages 50 and older. A similar pattern emerges for the opinion
statements. Among 18 to 49-year-olds, 44% correctly identified all five statements as opinions, compared with 26% among those ages 50 or older.
So basically, everyone's talking about fake news and stuff and how detrimental that's going to be for society going forward.
But actually, young people are kind of savvy to it, and they're better able to pick out what's real and what's not.
So the people it's really affecting are the people that it's not going to be affecting for much longer.
I think we're just a little more awake.
Our generation, younger generation, they look at a globe and they say,
hmm, older generation, they look at a globe and they say, for sure, I'm talking about the earth.
My parents gave my brother Bill two globes for Christmas one time. older generation, they look at a globe and they say, for sure, I'm talking about the earth. Yeah.
My parents gave my brother Bill two globes for Christmas one time.
Dude.
And I'm like, what's the message behind that?
What are you trying to say?
Yeah, this is crazy that you're saying this.
My sister would buy me globes for like every freaking Christmas, dude,
and almost a birthday too.
And then one time I was all like she got me a globe and like,
I wasn't stoked about it.
And she like visibly unstoked and I was just being nice.
Like,
but I like,
I didn't react.
I was like,
Oh,
thank you.
And she's like,
what?
You don't like it.
I'm like,
no,
dude.
Like,
why'd you get me this globe?
Like,
what do I have a library or something?
Yeah.
And then she was like,
I love globes.
I like,
she cried too. Cause the gift that she didn't
give me i like i didn't enjoy enough that's why i say never underestimate people's willingness to
give dude um anyway she was sweet and very nice but then after that it became a joke that she
would get me globes all the time dude and you had a giant map of the world in your room that your dad
put in there because he wanted you to be like i think you said napoleon yeah dude and i had my
bed sheets was also a map dude like they either wanted to be me to be like, I think you said Napoleon. Yeah, dude. And my bed sheets was also a map, dude.
They either wanted me to be like Napoleon or a freaking cartographer, dude.
Did they dress you in like revolutionary garb?
Yeah, dude.
They freaking made me like a judge's wig on you.
Yeah, they'd wake me up with like a drum roll or something like that,
like a trumpet would blow.
At 16, they gave you a horse yeah dude they chopped up my they're gonna chop up
my body when i die and put it in different parts of france damn yeah dude why like napoleon dude
they did that to him yeah dude they chopped up his body and put it in different parts of france
but out of respect dude oh he wanted that like well france wanted that they're like this is part
us part of us i think that's true dude i
could be wrong i was fortunate enough when i was younger to go to europe um with my parents but
europe to me is a giant freaking uh like it's just me sleeping for three hours in a tour bus
and then going into a museum and not really knowing what's going on and being hungry and
tired yeah but that information seeped in because you're a fountain of it dude i also i remember a
story about napoleon
that um after the first time he got kicked out of power they sent him to an island prison
and they gave him like 10 boats that he could command and play around with just because they
felt bad for him they were like well he is like a former general and we don't want him to be too sad
so let's give him some boats so he can like do some you know like still command yeah some pageantry with well
napoleon never wanted to just rest on his laurels got those 10 boats like in fighting shape went
back to france and started fighting to take back his kingdom and i don't know if this was just
dramatic storytelling that they gave to us in high school but at one point like the french army was
standing in opposition to him and hit like the small army that he had like built up to take
everything back and he was outnumbered like a hundred to one. And then he
literally just walked up to the troops and he was like, I am Napoleon. I am your natural leader.
You guys all want to fight with me. And I belong as the head of France and the whole army,
like in unison, I doubt it actually happened like this. We're just like, yeah, that's true.
And then like that, he had his army back dude what a beast it's like look
you can't just send napoleon to an island and hope you know he's gonna stay there like this guy's got
a lot of horsepower and he wants to take it out on the road so you know you got to cut him up into
little pieces because anything less than that he's gonna come back like you know the who's the guy
puts himself back together dead guy like necromonger no like the frankenstein
creature like the frankenstein creature is gonna come back and take what's his dude that's some
freaking straight up charisma chat right there dude do you think at the end of that speech he's
like when they're like all right we'll fight for you and he's like now tell me i'm not short
yeah and you listen they're like you're not short and he's like oh thank you right and that's all
we know about him like a lot of kids are like who is napoleon isn't that when you're like, you're not short. And he's like, oh, thank you. Right, and that's all we know about him. Like a lot of kids are like, who is Napoleon?
Isn't that when you're mad that you're short?
And if I was Napoleon, I'd be like, yeah,
I'm pretty pissed that that's what people know me by.
But not because I'm short,
but because like my accomplishments were long.
Mr. Big from Sex and the City in the movie
had a good burn on Napoleon considering his height,
about his height, where Carrie, his wife,
was reading love letters throughout history and um
napoleon at the beginning of his love letter to his girlfriend is like you are my whole world
and then mr big goes just like a short guy giving it all away right away strider what up who is your
babe of the week dude my babe of the week this week has got to be my GF, dude.
I mean, she freaking set up a dank weekend for us down in San Diego, dude.
Freaking cruised down there, met up with her friend from college, dude.
She even went out of her way to make sure that I went to my old favorite coffee shop down there, dude.
Freaking Better Buzz, which is expanding now.
It's got some dank freaking beans, dude. We picked some up so we can make them at home, there, dude. Freaking Better Buzz, which is expanding now. It's got some dank freaking beans, dude.
We picked some up so we can make them at home, too, dude,
with maybe some pumpkin spice this freaking fall, dude.
So, yeah, dude, just my GF, dude, taking her dank weekend, dude,
and making it into a dank weekend for both of us, dude.
Just freaking straight up legit, dude.
And honestly, dude, we were driving down to San Diego, dude,
and freaking tons of traffic, dude. And I was thinking to myself, traffic's a bummer, dude. Freaking sucks, dude, we were driving down to San Diego, dude, and freaking tons of traffic, dude.
And I was thinking to myself, traffic's a bummer, dude.
Freaking sucks, dude.
You work all weekend, freaking treading tips, dude,
freaking bussing tables, dude.
But anyway, dude, you work hard and you sit in traffic,
and it's like, what the hell am I even doing?
But you're sitting in traffic with your loved ones, dude,
and that's what's dang.
Chad, who is your babe of the week?
My babe of the week is our dog
ass clown big what up to ass clown um specifically this one moment in college this was senior year
we were getting after it saturday day parties we're going off that was a big part of our life
probably the biggest part of our lives because we're just like all right adulthood is coming
we got to go out in style there's one day in particular
it was a spring april day crisp beautiful we are all in our trunks bronzing uh lots of keystones
flowing beer dye was going heavy but ass clown took it to the next level and this is why he's a
babe on this day someone was driving a pickup truck i don't know who someone was driving a pickup truck he found
his way into the bed of the truck and where i went to school it was just this one street
called bellamy street one street one block and like all the main houses were there so like
everyone was out in the lawns partying during the day fuck yeah yeah, dude. Ass clown, this car starts driving. Ass clown, in a moment of just
blades of glory,
stands up,
gives a mangina,
but the car is moving.
So it was like a mobile mangina.
In the span of 10 seconds,
he mangina'd
probably 100 people.
He mangina'd that whole block block my baby of the week is um
uh is about manginas a little bit too oh really yeah which is weak yeah i mean my baby of the
week is uh my nanny growing up amelda i mean i had a you know a couple nannies but amelda was
the one who had the most impact on my life, except for Fausta.
Fausta, you know, you're up there too. I love you both dearly. Ima, as I called her, was just a
killer nanny because I had other nannies who were a little bit more traditional in what they would
accept. And I was a pretty weird kid. So I needed someone like Imelda who was like super open-minded
and loving no matter what. Because also then that meant like when she did get mad
at me, I was like, all right, dude, you've probably overstepped. Cause if Amel did things
you've overstepped, she's pretty cool. But I just have like a few stories about her that
always make me smile. Like when I used to leave my Catholic school junior high,
I used to pull my butt out of the window and just moon everybody all the way home.
And my brother would like draw stuff on my butt and I would just stick my butt out the
window the whole time.
And then Imelda, instead of being like, hey, put your butt back in the car.
She'd always go, show the front, show the front.
And I'd be like, no, I'm too embarrassed.
She was like, show the front, show the front.
And just for like my nanny, the lady who's taking care of me and being paid by my parents
to push me to flash dong and to really like commit to what I'm doing.
That was like really, really cool.
And I remember one day I just had my ass out the window and we were at a red light and
a lady came walking up to the car and she knocked on Imelda's window and Imelda rolled
it down.
And the lady was like, this is the third day in a row i've had to see your son's ass on my way
home keep your butt in the car and me and amelda were just like whoa and then we rolled up the
window we just laughed dude and then um classic i'd always throw massive parties and amelda was
like super chill about it like sometimes she'd tell my parents but like i totally understand
but sometimes she wouldn't tell my parents and she'd like 100 have my back and i always knew she just like loved me dearly and she'd always pick me up
and we'd listen to like fire music on the way home to and from school and like she was just like a
really really chill cool person and i haven't seen her as much since i like grew up a little bit but
we always try to make plans to see each other but like it's just hard but um yeah she's
just like the best always super hilarious always a really good personality and just like always like
very a lot of heart super an act dude dude yeah i love that i remember i saw your butt one time
coming home from uh high school like freshman year dude in carpool. You were mooning someone's
butt with Trent Downs' car or something
like that. He was a little older. He could drive, dude.
Dude, mooning was the move back in the day.
When I first met my sister-in-law,
I was about seven.
My brother was like, this is Meg.
Dude, I was like seven years old. Just turned
around, flashed my b-hole.
You gotta do it, dude.
It's great, dude. Set the tempo.
I'm like, first day we met, they're still married. She's like, I saw your b-hole you gotta do it it's great dude set the tempo first day i'm like she's like i'm like
first day we met she's they're still married she's like i saw your b-hole all right strider who is
your legend of the week um dude my legend of the week's gotta be my gf dude because freaking dude
we just picked out the freaking dankest dankest fucking pictures for our wall above our couch dude these things are
fucking dank dude they match perfectly exactly with our table dude that's mid-century table dude
freaking we have this dank painting dude that my gfs moved around a little bit was on above my desk
dude but then she gave me my desk area so i get to decide what goes there but i have to okay it
but then then it was in the bedroom it looked chill there but she found a home for it by the
kitchen table and then dude we really been deciding we've been like dude what are we gonna freaking
put above our couch dude it's gonna be what we see when we walk in we want that shit to spark joy
i mean dude fucking one of them dude is a bird's eye view of the coast dude just a dank blue like
azul looking blue and like, azul-looking blue.
And, like, I think it's from that famous beach
that has pink sand on the Bahamas, maybe.
Yeah, Harbor Island.
Yeah, dude, I think it's Harbor Island, I think.
Or it's just, like, an insane filter on the camera.
So it just looks dank.
Then the other one's these dank banana leaves, dude.
Natural, dude.
And then the other one's, like,
I don't even know what it is, dude,
but my GF likes it,
so I fucking support it, dude.
And so, yeah, dude, she's just, like, dude, know what it is, dude, but my GF likes it, so I fucking support it, dude. And so, yeah, dude, she's a legend, dude, for coming to a nice decision, dude.
And that's what I've been talking about today is, dude, picking a lane and making a choice, dude.
And she freaking made a nice choice with those frames, dude.
And I fucking love watching TV and just freaking cuddling and chilling under those.
She's decisive, dude.
That's what I like, dude.
Are you pumped that she's a pes that's what i like dude are you pumped that
she's a pescatarian dude very pumped that's like a huge dude honestly that's a huge factor dude i
mean she's vegetarian but she will eat fish and that makes it nice and easy on me because
then we can go out dude and look dude i can treat myself dude i just freaking treat myself to a nice
dank meal do you like dude daddy wants a nice dank burger, dude.
Daddy wants a fucking chicken parm on his B-day, dude.
Daddy wants to fucking crush yard house sometimes, dude.
That's what's up.
Chad, who is your legend of the week?
My legend of the week is pressure.
Pressure.
Dude, pressure can make you fold.
Pressure can make you, you know, I watched the movie Poseidon the the other night it can make a big valve and a cruise ship for ballast open
pressure can do a lot of things but pressure on you pressure on you it's how you perceive it it's
how you react to it no you don't want to be someone who reacts it's how you you know if you
feel pressure how are you going to respond what are you going to do when the pressure's on?
Are you going to cave in?
Are you going to get crushed like a freaking Coca-Cola can?
Are you going to rise up like a phoenix, like Ben Affleck, and just rise above and then
become a stronger dude?
You're going to become that stronger dude, you know?
That's why I love pressure.
You know, when I was a younger kid, I would fold under pressure.
I'd be like, because I was kind of shy, introverted.
I'd be like, man, I'm too scared to like talk to like these older dudes i'm too scared to talk to these hot
chicks you know whatever but now as i've grown older i've watched youtube videos with tony robbins
and stuff and they're like you just need to keep moving forward fail and then rise above um so
whenever i feel the pressure now, it'll hurt for like,
because I'll be like in a panic for like a few hours.
And then you just make a conscious decision.
You're like, how am I going to face this?
Am I going to face this like a man?
And you do.
Then you rise above and you're like, you become a stronger beast.
And that's the best you'll ever feel is when you decide to push back
against the pressure and rise above it. And and dude you know what's created under pressure fucking diamonds dude yeah you're
a diamond of a bro dude oh thank you tough fucking strong yeah you know what else was created under
pressure what me dude my dad pressured me a lot dude my legend of the week is movie theaters
dude i think movie theaters are the best it's so funny
too because everyone's like oh movie theaters are gonna die out because everyone's just gonna watch
things at home but it's become clear that like the communal experience of going to a theater
sitting alone in the dark and really like being present with what you're watching on that big
screen it's something that can't go extinct it's just like in our DNA. And I'm just so stoked on movie theaters. When I was like 20, I lived alone
in New York and I would just go to the movies by myself like every day. And it's where I do
all my best thinking. Cause I'm out. You don't feel the outside world when you're in a movie
theater. It's just you and the story in front of you. And like, sometimes I check my phone and
like, I'll move around and go to the bathroom a lot. And sometimes I'll switch where I'm sitting when I go by myself and I'll watch
the movie from different vantage points. Cause I see a lot of matinees during the day. So like
there's open seats everywhere and I'll watch all kinds of movies. Like I'll watch like something
borrowed with Jennifer Goodwin, which is like kind of like a B level romantic sort of comedy,
or I'll watch like a heavy movie, like the hate you give recently about a girl, a black girl
stuck in like a Ferguson type of situation where she's like a key eyewitness. And it's all these
different stories. And it gives you all this empathy for people who are going through different
things. Like, you know, like just like a 30 year old female lawyer in New York, who's in love with
their best friend's boyfriend. And she knows they're better together, but can she act on that?
Or is that too much of a moral transgression? Or this girl who's like, I don't know if I want to
testify in this story and be like the determining factor in whether this cop
goes to jail or not. And I'm like, wow, that's really powerful too. And like, just to be in the
theater chewing my popcorn while I'm watching that, it always makes me feel so much. And I
think like the more I feel like the better off I'll be. And then like, I saw like Guardians of
the Galaxy and number two, The Deuce. And I was just walking around and I could barely take it.
I was like getting up and I was like, oh man, this is emotional.
I was crying.
I really recommend going alone.
Cause when you go with someone else, you kind of think about them a lot.
You're like, oh, are they enjoying the movie?
Like, do they get it?
Like, am I weird for liking this?
If this person doesn't like it, when you go by yourself, you don't have any of that.
It's just you and the thing in the story.
And it's really cool.
That's frigging chill, dude.
Love going to the movies
alone it is also fun to go with your crew and dress up dude remember we dressed that is fun
we dressed up for inception dude yeah we wore suits and i brought a manila folder and stuck
papers in it but it was just the tickets that i printed online and when we came into the theater
all the people were like wow these guys are like these guys are like a team remember when we dressed
up for star wars dude and you and clinton got in a for real lights. Remember when we dressed up for Star Wars, dude, and you and Clinton got in a for real lightsaber war, dude?
We dressed up for Star Wars Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith,
and I just wore a bathrobe and brought a lightsaber.
And then my buddy Clinton, who is like a pretty excessive, serious guy,
was going to try and punk me after the movie in front of everybody.
Like at Kaleidoscope in Mission Viejo, downstairs,
it's like visible from
everywhere in the complex and um he came at me and i knew he was gonna try and like make me look bad
so i broke my lightsaber over his head and chucked him on the ground and then security had to separate
us yeah dude but i i uh and then my brother said he was at school the next day and one of the kids
in his class was like dude last, last night at the movies,
I saw these two losers dressed up
going to do a fist fight at the theater.
And my brother was like, yeah, that's my brother.
But dude, hey,
you know the thing about Clinton though, dude?
Fat hog.
He's got a huge dick, dude.
Fat hog.
Coke can.
I've been surrounded by big dicks my whole life.
Airplane coke can of a dick.
The porpoise, dude.
We call it the porpoise. It's super fat yeah he's a great guy oh beautiful guy too one thing about
clinton he's like very pretty and um one time i found bleach people accused him of having highlights
in his hair and i found bleach in his bathroom i was like what's this and to not he didn't want to
admit that it was for his hair so real quick he goes oh that's for my pubes and i went all right
checks out and i put it back and then i was driving home i was like why would he
put bleach on his pubes and i was like damn it he tricked me but i didn't realize it in the moment
dude that sounds like so much fun just to go to star wars like that it was fun i dressed as
django fat dude oh he did when you walked into the theater everyone started cheering yeah dude and
then mike did a fist pump fuck yeah dude one
more little quick tale about out the theaters like 20 of us went to see the born ultimatum
and they were doing the 20 before the movie where they play quizzes about like you know different
movie trivia and uh my brother and i were being real loud in the theater being like
field of dreams be just like dominating the quiz and there was these teenage boys behind us and
one of them turned to his friend.
He's like,
Eric,
answer some of the questions.
And the Eric kid went,
no,
dude,
I don't feel like it.
I don't want to right now.
And we're like,
yeah,
dude,
this is my movie theater,
dude.
Dude,
I'm born,
dude.
You're not the asset,
dude.
You're dead in a river somewhere,
dude.
I just fricking knocked you out with a rolled up magazine
dude strider i'm sorry for pantomiming a punch at you dude dude i freaking respect dude i'm sorry
dude don't even worry about it if that wasn't fair i was being violent with you dude and i was using
you as a prop to to to make a violent point maybe to i'm honored dude i'm honored dude
philosophy on morality he's like this is what you should know dude dude who's your beef of the week honestly dude i gotta tell you right now dude i'm feeling
super stoked super high on this and i mentioned a little bit earlier dude my beef of the week dude
is freaking traffic dude oh but guess what dude just like chad said dude i'm taking freaking that pressure dude that
negativity turned into positive dude i was mad dude you know i was sitting there freaking like
what's going on what's everyone doing out right now dude you know what they were doing freaking
having dank times with their gf just like me dude dank times with their family dude freaking dog in
the back of the car just crushing it chilling it dude and so my gf and i put on some good tunes dude some freaking fleetwood mac dude and then we're cruising down the coast dude
freaking also dude we cruise by camp pendleton and the fucking marines do dank ass drills out
there dude i saw like i love seeing that helicopter do touching goes and i was like sick it's freaking
chill dude that's awesome so dude my beef of the week, dude, was traffic.
But guess what, dude?
I freaking turned that beef into freaking ground beef Wagyu.
Put it in a burger, and I'm gobbling it up, dude, making it dank.
Later, dude.
Sounds healthy.
Chad, who is your beef of the week?
My beef of the week is with my body's ability to get bulky too quickly.
Dude.
I love to lift weights.
I love the feeling of lifting weights.
I just love, you know, just pull-ups.
I love it all, you know.
Arnold.
Freaking Arnold.
Oh, dude.
What up, Arnold?
But, dude, JT and I spoke of this over the weekend.
I don't look as – I get bulky, dude.
It's not a good look.
I just become more chode.
It makes your personality seem different.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm like, am I talking to Chad or am I talking to a new dude?
Really?
Yeah.
It's that effective?
Kind of.
Do I seem more aggro?
I don't know if it's aggro.
You just seem like less playful.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
I figured that.
Like Mike Trout, dude.
Yeah, so now I think I'm just going to go strictly cardio.
Yeah, I love you lean.
Thank you, dude.
Me too.
Yeah, dude, shred it up.
Because you think you're like, I need to lift weights because like i need to like that's what you're
supposed to do that's what people do my brothers do that heavily but then i look in the mirror i
see photos i'm like i'm not i'm not into it so i'm just gonna do sprints and other kinds of aerobic
things now i don't want to be bulky i never wanted to be bulky i just like doing pull-ups but fuck
dude well and pull-ups But fuck dude
Well and pull-ups
Are good and you're strong
You know what I mean
Because like squats
Are the kind of lift
That like protect you
You know what I mean
Like if you get hit by a car
And you do squats
You're going to be
Probably more okay
Than you would be
If you didn't do squats
Like your body
Will just kind of
Absorb the impact
Slide and you'll be able
To kind of like
Assess
For sure
But
But yeah
If you're
It's the arms You know what i mean it's when your
arms bulk up yeah dude how do they look right now bulky still no shredded look chill do you look
they're still a good size yeah oh nice yeah dude look at that chad's flexing into our tv that we
have here those fucking striations dude i think i'd like a little bit less than this it's hard
to see what the sunglasses on also dude come dude, you get a nice bronze going on there, dude.
It really makes those definitions look good, dude.
Freaking dials in the tribes.
I mean, look at this, dude.
Look at that, dude.
Yeah.
Nice, dude.
Fucking horseshoe, dude.
You got great shape.
Nice.
You got great shape, Strider.
I think I'm able to bulk up quickly, but also slim down quickly, too.
So I'm not, like, stuck with it for a while.
You're in great command over your body's development. Thank you yeah just body my beef is with you body i'm talking to you
unfinished piece of artwork dude you know thank you always growing changing dude freaking statue
yeah it's a body listen to me i'm not gonna lift weights anymore because you make me look too aggro
not too unplayful and bulky so fuck you dude i'm just gonna do sprints from now on and
maybe some jump rope and surf shortboard dude all day of course no dude although i do like
in the soft top out there it's fun my beef of the week is with halloween dude here's my thing like
and i hate to be a curmudgeon i've never seen someone in a costume and thought they look good
damn i like when people dress up like up in regular dress-up clothes.
I like the way people look at weddings.
I like how people look in clothes just in general.
I like where we're at stylistically at this point in history.
I like the clothes that we all wear.
I think we look cool.
And I just don't like when people are in costume.
I was out on Saturday night, and I was wearing regular clothes know and then people were coming to the bar i was at and they were coming
in costume and i was like i don't even know if this person i'm looking at is good looking or not
because they're in costume like i don't know what kind of person they even are
because they're in costume you're like well their costume kind of tells you who they are and i'm
like i don't really think so you know what i I mean? Like I saw a guy in a Mugatu costume from Zoolander.
My mom was like, look, he's like Mugatu.
Doesn't he look good?
I was like, yeah, but who is he?
Like he's just a guy in a costume.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I feel like that's getting in the way of me finding out who he is.
I want less costume, more you.
Halloween is just not my holiday.
But you go.
But see, you're fun on Halloween because you're GF.
She makes you guys go with stuff.
Exactly.
And she plans good costumes.
She does, dude.
This year we went as Grace and Frankie, dude.
When we were in San Diego, we went to a little Halloween street fair.
And dude, we were Grace and Frankie.
Who's Grace and Frankie?
Exactly, dude.
I mean, a lot of people did not get the reference dude it was not picked up immediately but it was much appreciated once
explained it's the lily tomlin jame fonda show on netflix dude very humorous dude very dank show
um uh wait that was her idea not yours
oh dude
oh dude come on dude Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Come on, dude.
I mean, dude, I freaking decided that I would put a wig on it
and then she was chill with that.
Dude, I'm sorry.
I just fucking brought a torch to you, dude.
I just lit you on fire, dog.
I'm sorry, bro.
Dude, it's all right.
Dude, sometimes you got to get roasted, dude.
You just zinged your balls, dude.
Dude, that's chill, dude. I have to tell my girlfriend zinged your balls dude that's chill dude
i have to tell my girlfriend about that though dude like dude don't i do i don't know because
then she's gonna get on dude no did she won't get mad dude jt guy race the repercussions that's true
that's true all right dude i have to tell you that my girlfriend does and i did promise i'll tell her
after she listened to the freaking epic pod with
maurice and us dude freaking crushing and having a dang time she did not like that i kept talking
about my small dong dude and she even said and i quote you have a nice dong and then i told her
dude that's like the worst thing you could say that means i have a small doll you confirmed it
dude i don't she might just mean that i mean
dude she does mean it dude she's being sincere and chill about it but like what i'm saying is
i'm not really supposed to talk about my small dong anymore dude i did i'm right there with
because i when i was doing the webcam porn i was in a small penis humiliation which is where the
webcam model tells you you have a small dick and uh i was uh with someone the other night a lady and we had um after we had made love legit
um we were talking and uh and she was asking me questions about it i was like yeah i was in a
small penis humiliation she's like but you don't have a small penis no you've a nice nice dog right
but you do too thank you you got a great dick appreciate that dude thank you dude are you
trying to roast me again dude no? No. All right, dude.
I already roasted you so good.
I don't need to go back, dude.
Dude, I'm charbroiled.
You already lit on fire, dude.
Your flesh is still burnt.
I smell it.
That's hot flesh.
Freaking well done, dude.
Dude, I haven't seen your dong, but I have, like, faith.
Major faith that you have a pristine dong.
I appreciate that, dude.
I imagine that your dong would have a nice bronze, dude.
Like even though dongs don't really see sunlight.
A nice bronze, a good helmet.
Yeah.
A good, healthy helmet, dude.
Yeah.
It's all about the helmet.
Yep.
All right, dudes, let's get into some questions.
This one's from Travis.
What up?
Quick, simple question.
If you were a stripper what would
be your go-to song to rake in the dollars you guys are intellectual legends thank you trap
oh that's very sweet of you man i appreciate that thank you dude can i dive in get it dog
i'm gonna go with uh phil collins to studio i was gonna go with pd pablo freak a leak but i'm like nah it's too on the nose like
phil collins to studio that's like in the beats it's like in the beats that you just want to be
thrusting those hips you know getting people hot and fired up and ready and uh just showing your
song to everyone and uh dude phil phil freaking knows what he's doing and he's got such a great repertoire you
know from tarzan to whatever else i freaking love that dude um plus there's a great boning scene
with susudio and american psycho yeah dude yeah freaking american psycho dude and he's flexing in
the mirror classic dude humor that missed when i first saw it i was a little too young then i
revisited it when I was of age.
And I was like, oh, this is a pretty funny movie.
It does good stuff.
Dark humor, dude.
But my stripper song would be, as much as I want to do Genuine's Ride at My Pony,
I got to freaking just straight up go with Jock Jams.
Y'all ready for this?
Because, dude, I'm not a very fluid mover, dude.
I have pretty stiff, rigid movements.
And so I feel like a song that's based in athletic arenas would lend my stripping abilities
and really put that whoever I'm lap dancing kind of in my world, dude,
and be like, this is what I'm signing up for when that song hits.
Good call, dude.
I mean, I want to go with Pony by Genuine.
I mean, unfortunately,
Shannan Tatum's just completely already
immortalized that song for himself.
True.
And both Magic Mike's, you know,
two of the best movies ever
and probably his finest performances.
So if I'm pushed,
I'll have to go with En Vogue
with Don't Let Go.
But more people know it as What's It Gonna people know is it as what's it gonna be it goes what's it gonna be because i can't pretend don't you wanna be more than friends
hold me close and don't let go don't let go so that one would really bring it out of me and i have had people tell
me while seeing me dance that i could be a stripper and it's something i would love to do
but just the idea of not getting tipped after dancing for people is so devastating to me that
i'm probably too fearful to ever really get into that craft no dude you could do it you one you do
move well too with a song like that come on strider naughty with solid eye contact from your champagne
eyes fucking dude i'll drop fat tips on you thank you i'll say it again you're
straight hips baby yeah thank you dogs and you're flexible dude like you you like i'm working on it
i'm stretching a lot dude i've been big and stretching lately i think it's really improving
my quality of life stretching guys it's not fun it sucks more than anything ever but it helps we
gotta stretch true dude and i he's all hips i do
with my gf dude we stretch together dude it's nice dude couple that stretches together dude that
means you can stretch through the difficult times together thank you dude exactly reach for it can
i throw another song in there please do the space jam song oh just because i i feel like there's
specific moments where i could really shine you you know? I believe I can fly?
No, another one.
Come on and jam.
And welcome to the jam.
So, like, on the jam part.
Space jam.
Come on and jam.
That would be good for, like, a big thrust.
Do you know what I mean?
And then, everybody get up.
It's down to burn out.
Then you could really sort of get into, like, the... Into overdrive.
Yeah, then...
Come on and jam.
And welcome to the...
You could really get into like someone's
face and just like hurl your dong at them the nice goof troop movie song you could strip to
that oh i don't i you know yeah yeah dude yeah and stand out both great strippers and doing it
to a disney song is such a fun juxtaposition that everyone the audience is a movie for kids it's
like well you saw it when you were a kid but but you're not a kid anymore. So let's put some sex into it.
And doesn't this bone piece make kids?
Yeah, dude. Let's hope so. Cody McKenzie. What up, Chad and JT? I'm writing this because I think
I have found my ride or die chick. The Mia to my Brian, you could say. There's only one issue.
She's a virgin and not down to bone. I haven't had a conversation with her about it, but it's
pretty obvious she isn't down while we are smooching. It's been affecting stoke levels, especially as a 6'7 blonde bro at a small university where chicks constantly hit on me.
And I was wondering what steps I should take to not let this bother me and focus in on my girl.
Thanks, bros.
P.S. Fuck Puzio.
Well, there's a silence here because that's a tough one, man.
It's hard because you have options.
But I think investing in something
and pushing off expectations for what you want
can be valuable.
So it's really up to you, man.
Like how important is it to you to bone?
I think a first step is that you guys need to talk about it.
You know what I mean?
Definitely have a conversation with her
and don't make her feel judged or pressurized,
but be honest and be like,
hey, what do you think the timeline is on when we're going to bone? And if it's a long time,
you know, I think the best thing you can do is be okay with that. And that's going to make her
more likely to, uh, trust you and make you the person that she does bone down with for sure.
Dude. And dude, don't deal in ultimatums. Don't be like, Hey, we don't bone that. It means we
can't be together, dude. I mean, that's something that you got to uh you know assess and and like uh jt my dog saying dude
you got to talk about dude in a nice comfortable adult setting dude like a freaking coffee shop
dude go to a coffee shop have a coffee date dude in a nice balanced conversation about it dude and
uh yeah dude i mean you know don't you know yeah six foot seven blonde dude freaking
dolph london style dude you sound like freaking one of those dudes like a you sound like a freaking
uh what are those robots from blade runner called dude uh man what replicants you sound like a
freaking replicant dude and i mean dude replicants can bone we know that so dude just yeah man i
don't know what do you think chad dude i think uh if you really like this girl then it'll
be worth the investment because i think a lot of times you know when there's like you know you say
you have a lot of options and like there's that quick easy solution right there it's like it's
like well i would have to put in time i put would have to put in time with her while i could just
bone really easily but how satisfied would you really be if you went for that quick bone probably
not very satisfied it's like you know it's like when you decide to you're be if you went for that quick bone? Probably not very satisfied.
It's like, you know, it's like when you decide to,
you're trying to hold out for something and then you, you know,
let's say you don't want to like drink for like three weeks
and then you decide to drink halfway through.
Then you drink and you're like, that wasn't worth it at all.
True, dude.
That was not, so, you know, if she's worth the investment, trust in the investment.
And dude, I think the fact that he's sacrificing makes me respect him more.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Because it's also not a cheap sacrifice because he's a 6'7 blonde bro.
Like those are attributes that are in high demand.
And for him to be like, hey, look, I could take advantage of this, but I'm not going to.
Like my therapist, Gary's always like, JT, just because you can doesn't mean you have to you know what i mean and to have
that self-discipline and be like ah well i could do these things but i'd rather just like you know
do this other thing that's harder but might make it mean more is like really cool um long-range thinking and and life values dude for sure dude all right what's up
fella okay cameron upshaw he says some very nice things up top about how we've influenced him
positively about how he's on the keto diet fuck carbs nice and how he's losing weight and building
muscle and confidence that's awesome dude here's the question my ex-girlfriend and i broke up four
years ago and i've seen other people in between those years.
Although we continue to keep in touch,
I'm still into her.
And how it's been going is that she'll reach out to me
and I'll try to keep the conversation going,
but she stops responding.
This happens every other month.
Should I ignore this girl
or should I put my feelings on the line
in a make or break fashion?
I haven't had a connection with somebody
like I had with her.
Curious your input.
Thanks for everything, my dudes.
Cam.
Wait, so he'll text her for a while and then she'll stop responding yeah she'll reach out
kind of get i mean she i think she's reaching out realize to check if he still likes her he gives her
that validation and then she kind of disappears yeah and i think dude while you're in this period
of life reinvention where you're reinventing your body maybe reinvent your boundaries and be like
look if she's not giving me the response i need, I need to honor myself that I need more from my partner and try to
discover somebody else who will give that to you, dude. And you'll find a lot of freedom in that
because you won't be exporting your happiness to somebody else. Correct, dude. Especially if she's
the one initiating these texts. Sounds like maybe she wants to, yeah, like JT's saying,
do a little validation, dude. And maybe at your expense, not even really knowing what's going on, dude.
But, yeah, dude, I think, yeah, in this reinvention, dude, go out, dude,
freaking unicorn style it, dude.
You know what I'm saying, dude?
Go freaking be a legend, dude, and trust, dude.
You'll find a dank GF in no time flat, dude.
Yeah, I'd say use it as fuel if this kind of hurts a little bit,
that she's, you know, just sort of use it as fuel if it hurts a little bit.
Use it as fuel, dude. Use it to be a little bit selfish.
Develop yourself.
Find your mission, your path.
Get on it and just keep building shit.
You know what I mean?
Keep building your life so you build it to the point where she'll be like,
oh wait,
I want to continue the conversation now.
And be like,
I'm way past you now.
You know what I mean?
She could be a nice girl.
So,
you know,
but hopefully she's building herself up,
you know,
dude,
both should do that.
Well,
yeah.
And people are just like,
I mean,
if you let people get away with stuff,
they'll always take advantage.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just human nature.
Like it's, it's, it doesn't make them bad or good. It's just with stuff they'll always take advantage you know what i mean like it's just human nature like yeah it's it's it doesn't make them bad or good it's just like they'll
they'll do what they have to to make themselves feel good and that often includes you know using
other people that they probably really care for but they just can't help themselves but you can
help yourself so you got it like you know your heart and, and maybe find somebody who appreciates
it a little bit more for sure.
Dude.
And then, yeah, like Chad said, she'll, she'll realize at some point that you were just the
legitest.
Hey, Chad and JT, big fan of the pod.
I'm a 23 year old virgin and my friends keep giving me shit about it.
They say stuff like, ha ha, you dumb virgin idiot.
And they tell everybody about it, which really sucks.
For some reason, I feel like I'm still really far away from anything ever happening.
I never go on dates, Tinder's not working,
and I still even haven't had my first kiss.
Apart from that, I still party hard
and I am a somewhat social dude.
Do you guys have any wisdom for guys like me?
For a guy like me?
Dan.
Dude, you came knocking on the right door, my dude.
I was also 23 when I lost my virginity.
Not saying it's gonna happen to you this year but
dude uh no pressure dude it's gonna happen when it happens bro and uh keep being you living being
a freaking legend dude love that you're partying with your freaking dogs dude and i have to say
this dude jt and i would call each other virgins all the time dude we had like a running joke like
he ordered pancakes in a way that i didn't like. I'd be like, Oh dude, you ordered like a virgin. And dude, it was about my own insecurity. So your,
your bros aren't even really thinking about you when they're saying that, dude, just fricking
be you be a fricking legend, dude. And trust dude, it'll happen, dude.
Dude. I think about my life is wanting to have the most interesting Wikipedia page possible.
life is wanting to have the most interesting Wikipedia page possible. And the fact that my Wikipedia page is going to say, was a virgin until 24 adds an extra interesting dimension.
If it said I lost my virginity at 16 and had some moderately successful relationships after that,
it wouldn't even be of note. So I would just say, whatever you're doing, you know, make it big,
make it special. And I think waiting that long to lose your virginity is cool. Cause it's definitely makes you interesting. Then when
you tell people in the future and it's cool that you're already so open about it, that your friends
know about it, that, that, that it's something that you share that, that takes courage. I think
the fact that when you tell people later on in life, you'll be like, Oh, I was a virgin until
I was like 23, 24, whenever it happens. And everybody'd be like, what? No way. You? No way.
You didn't lose your virginity at 24.
You'll be like, yeah, I did.
It's crazy.
And they'll be like, but you have such a gorgeous wife and such a beautiful home and such lovely
children.
You'll be like, I know.
I know.
I didn't think it was going to happen, but here I am.
And then people will be like, man, I want to know more about you.
What else is weird and interesting and different about you?
Because you're not doing it like everybody else.
I love it, dudes.
I would say
everything happens as it should what up dudes first off i wanted to tell you how awesome the
pod is i listen weekly and hope you can help me out with an uncomfortable sitch i used to hang
out with my bros all the time and we'd be super chill during sophomore year i recently have noticed
they're doing a ton of stuff without me concerts chilling hitting the city and just hanging out
i don't think i've done anything wrong and i'm not one to confront but i'm kind of hurt by all this also i'm from the east coast
and mow lawns is it weird to go shirtless while mowing to get that sweet bronze no
of course you're shirtless when you mow the lawn yeah i didn't know you mowed lawns with shirts on
yeah i didn't know that that happened is that what home improvement was like based off of yeah
p.s i'm 16 and can't drive yet thanks dudes i appreciate the help and keep up this fire pod
and oh fuck puzio one group's schmole is another group's freaking napoleon leader dude you know
what i mean like dude you get it maybe you're into movies but this crew that is into like i don't know
i don't know what they're into like maybe anime dude which is chill and legit but not
your thing i don't know dude so do your thing dude and you'll find like minds yeah dude one
group schmole is another group's poke bowl fuck yes dude dude you're just freaking sending out
gifts dude dude i think this is some legendary maxims that we're coming up with in this section
too big time because the idea that one group's sch is another group's pokey bowl is like that's a big idea i think i think that's a that's a thing a good thing to realize
this you know it's like you'll be like man i hang out with these dudes and i feel like
everything's right you know everything just flows i hang out with these dudes
something's off and it gets down my self-esteem goes down it's like no dude just you know they
might just be the they might just be the
wrong crew for you exactly dude you'll find your crew just saddle up hop back on that mustang
and just fucking ride into the next crew exactly dude it's crazy that it can it can take a while
to find your crew you know and those teen years you're in the wilderness and you're kind of just
like oh maybe i'll be stuck out here forever but you won't just keep wandering you're gonna find your people true dude and you're finding
stuff out about yourself dude it's freaking you're fighting battles on every front dude
stay strong dude but the war is good it is developmental dude madeline i started listening
to the podcast a few months ago when my bro turned me on to it at work we work a lot of late nights
and listening gets us through our shifts so we were talking and i told him my husband told me
his fantasy was to watch me have sex with someone else shout out to my bro steve anyways i'm kind of
stoked and kind of scared that once it happens he won't actually like it and then i'll feel bad
about the whole thing should we try it out or let the fantasy fizz i would say this if you have any
reservations you should not do it.
And of course,
you're always going to have reservations
when you do something as outlandish as this.
But if you don't feel comfortable
and you're worried it could affect the relationship,
it's not something that has to happen.
The thing is,
I think sometimes we think
if we do these crazy sexual things,
it's going to make us happy
or everything's going to fall into place.
That's never the case.
You know what I mean?
And oftentimes it can be a canary in the coal mine that things aren't great, not to judge
alternative lifestyles, but I think that is true sometimes.
So I would say if you're hesitant, don't do it.
And remember that like, you know, sex, while it can be fun and it doesn't have to be serious,
as they say in the movie kinsey
it can also cut you wide open and make us super vulnerable so you got to be honest with yourself
and if you're not feeling it don't do it yep dude yeah it's hard for me to like give advice on this
because that whole scenario seems so horrific to me for sure that it's not your thing i'd say don't do it just not your thing yeah but that's
just coming from a guy who's like yeah that's probably the last thing i'd fantasize about i
think most people are with you on that yeah i'm that one percenter where i'm like i get it but
even from someone who gets it i'm like be careful you know and we talk about it in sex addiction a lot you
know so i'm coming at it from like a recovery model where i'm like where i actually have to
be careful with a lot of this stuff where it's short-term thrills long-term misery you know what
i mean but just to put balance on it i do know some couples that have given each other um like
a pass with other people and they're still, but some of them have broken up,
and some of them are not happy that they did it.
You know what I mean?
So I don't think there's any perfect way to have a relationship,
but it is a delicate thing,
and societal standards can infiltrate that and make it hard to –
and can get in your head and make you think you're making mistakes.
What if she's like a sex robot or something?
Right, like a little her situation?
Get a little Spike Jonze on it?
Yeah, so it's like it's not an actual another dude.
This is why we need bots to like fulfill cuck fantasies.
Yeah, true.
All right, guys, that's all the time we have for questions.
Let's real quick, let's do our movie quote of the week.
Oh, dude.
What's your quote, my dog?
All right, dude, we talked about this. I don't know if you if you've done this before dude i'm a fiend for a mojito
oh what's that from dude dude miami vice dude yes great movie dank movie yes also probably why i
brought up tiger land earlier because my boy colin farrell's been on my dome. And, dude, just the way he says that, dude,
it's so sexually charged and freaking legit.
And it's like, I want to get a motherfucking mojito with this dog so bad right now, dude.
And then the woman that he says it to says back to him, I know a place.
Then they get on this freaking sexy boat.
Moby comes on, dude, which is a dank Moby song.
One of these days.
Yes.
It won't be very long.
Oh, dude, this shot of the... Dude, Michael Mann.
There's a reason that guy's name is Mann with two Ns.
Two Ns, dude.
Fucking...
Mann.
Mann.
Mann.
I'll tell you right now, dude.
He used the word sagacity on the director's commentary what
dude he said we shoot in dangerous places so i have to have a crew with great sagacity
oh dude i respect that guy immediately dude as soon as you drop a three-syllable word i don't
understand respect dude so yeah i need freeing for mojito i i want to get a mojito with my dogs
dude when i say that yeah you can still be a badass and be freaking wearing a trader joe's
uh employee shirt, dude.
You're a freaking legend in my book, dude.
And white jeans, dude.
Wait, why the Trader Joe's shirt?
Because it's like a Hawaiian style shirt, dude.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, they wear a Hawaiian style shirt, dude.
Dude, good call.
Yeah, yeah.
And maybe a little demeaning
to Trader Joe's employees there.
They're always nice people, dude,
and very chill and down to earth.
But, you know.
What's your movie quote of the week, Chad?
Well, I gotta keep with the theme of
colin farrell oh dude and swat hondo played by samuel jackson goes you look like you need a
band-aid colin farrell goes somebody else needs a body bag downstairs oh nice dude
and dude that's just a perfect example of someone who took pressure on and fucking dominated the
situation way to go colin farrell you were a freaking beast and jeremy renner you were a
great villain oh yeah dude jeremy renner yeah dude and just like and the way he killed him too
was like he kicked him and then he went in front of a train you know so the best really just kind
of like he's like you know the cards are stacked against him.
He looked like he was going to get taken down,
and then he's like, not today.
And then just like the cool response to like,
he didn't like come up with like his arms up,
just be like, I did it, I did it.
He was just like, yeah, that's what I do.
That's my life, you know?
I like that kind of response to the situation.
I love that, dude.
I love when it's just like, man, it's just my job,
and I got to get it done. Yes. Yeah. Been here yes yeah been here before yeah love it dude what's your quote my quote
is from a tv show the office season seven all right and i got this one from uh an ex gf of mine
logan who's super hilarious and she uh played me the clip the other day and i was like man this is
really really funny and i was like i gotta steal it wholesale and put it on the pod. Love it. So it's season seven.
Jim and Dwight, played by John Krasinski and Rainn Wilson, are on a sales mission.
And they run into Timothy Oliphant, very cool actor who's really good on the show Justified.
And he plays like a hot salesman that they always get beat out by.
So Dwight's like, oh, dude, I got to say something intimidating to throw him off.
And then Jim's like, do it. I'll watch. And then Dwight walks like, oh, dude, I got to say something intimidating to throw him off. And then Jim's like, do it.
I'll watch.
And then Dwight walks and he goes.
And then she said, that's the biggest penis I've ever seen.
And then I said, yeah, that's why I brought you to the penis museum where tickets are a thousand dollars.
Dude, guys like to display waste, dude.
It's what we we do genetically dude we display how much we can waste because it shows how much we have dude wow it's like it's like dude like if you're a wealthy
like dude think of it if we're like you know prehistoric freaking beings we're like oh look
at all these look at all this meat that i have around me dude i don't fucking need that bone
get it out of here dude get this flank steak out of here i don't fucking need that bone. Get it out of here, dude. Get this flank steak out of here. I don't want that. I just want this.
Waist display shows wealth, shows power.
That's why people tip big.
That's why people buy expensive things.
That is such a huge thought to just drop at the end of the pod, dude.
Freaking just straight up legend, dude.
Wow.
Fucking.
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