Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 14 - Chive Guys with Chris James and Will Sennett

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

We looked at famous internet humor and bewbie website The Chive and the fellas who love it. We went to the darkest places we have ever been, a bunch of horny guys that love Bacon, boobs, and Bill Freaking Murray (famous Chiver) Will Sennett is Twitter.com/Senn_Spud on Twitter, he is an incredible stand up comedian doing shows around Los Angeles and A Closer Look podcast Chris is cool as hell and he is twitter.com/thecjs and he hosts Not Even a Show and I love him

welcome to guys a podcast about guys this is the worst episode we're ever going to do i have to believe scrolling through the list of guys these are the worst guys and with me this week of course is the crease man chris james what's up chris yeah that's that's the name i'm going by now is the crease man i wanted to make sure that i lose the respect of all of my colleagues. And I got Will Sennett here, who I saw do stand up and was very fucking funny in LA. What's up, Will? Thank you. I'm glad I could be here for the worst episode ever. Well, this is the honor.

So me and Chris on the stream last night talked a little bit about the chive. And you don't have any real familiarity with the chive, do you? chive and and you don't have any real familiarity with the chive do you will so my my uh the thing i'm most familiar with and i actually saw it this weekend is at some bars there is the chive channel and it's just a compilation of like epic fails from 2009 oh we know we we saw we saw like an ad for it we watched like somebody talking about how it totally revolutionized his bar and he noticed that so did you notice that you were staying longer when oh i was like lost i was dialed in dude like you could have fired a gun by my head and i would not have noticed that's what he would notice he said that basically people are staying for twice as long ever since we got chive tv and they're asking me to turn off the football game yeah and these are hardcore football

fans too like full like gear and everything and they're just like okay listen for i know it's a fourth quarter i know we're down five and we're in the red zone here but fuck man you want to turn chive tv on yeah i gotta see a chubby toddler fall down some stairs oh here we can play that chris on here too i think it would be good to play this for the guys listeners who maybe didn't see it on the stream yeah you know it's definitely because it's the oddest okay so this is brad womack and uh what's he owned the dogwood in austin texas still still it's still going it's this is still in business we checked that it is he might not be lying so he he might be.

And I called. I'm not even kidding. I called on stream and nobody picked up. So it might be too busy. Yeah, it's either out of business or way too busy. Yeah. That's awesome. Here goes Brad.

Since we installed Shive TV, a strange phenomenon has occurred. Let me tell you why. So we're kind of a hybrid between a sports bar and a nightclub. We have DirecTV. We play every single sports event on Saturdays and Sundays. We had diehard football fans also asking to have Chive TV on one, if not more, of the TV. He's lying there. That is a lie. Yeah. I mean, I feel like he was given a script script if i because it does sort of feel a little unnatural even too like i think he's just sort of saying what he's supposed to say here how many people

are really in this world how many people are looking for fail compilations in 2023 i just don't think it happens anymore i mean it could happen but it's like they're just so readily available to anywhere you want them that you don't have to subscribe to and you just go on youtube or wherever and find as many as you want yeah and i mean ridiculousness is still on the air like there is there is a market for people wanting to see this we just don't know them and don't want to meet them i don't think is that rob dedrick show yeah yeah it's still going oh what okay yeah that's i mean that's almost as shocking to me as when i found out when brian asked me to do this episode uh that i found out the tribe was still going because i was entirely unaware of that it feels as i said

on the stream like something from a bygone era it doesn't feel like something that's still around it feels like of a time you know yeah it feels like it's from a nightmare version of 2011 like not even the real one we got like it's somehow worse one yeah and hindsight it does it's like you look back on it and you're just like yeah that actually seems too bad to have happened like too shitty of a thing like and the name is we found the name is based on the onion right yes yes the name it is so lame it is a parody of the onion which is in 2008 the onion was super important i guess yeah but also it's like as people will obviously like the onion is obviously doing parody so i don't i don't think they're even doing obviously like the onion is obviously doing parody. So I don't I don't think they're even doing like this name is a parody of the onion.

But I think that's where it ends, because I don't understand how it's connected in any way other than that. They do write articles. I will say that they do write articles. Are they like the onion style articles? No, they're like, you know, here's the the 15 worst worst boob mishaps on and it's and it's spelled b e w b right yeah that made me fucking sick to see and i i want to let's do this real quick how many seasons do you think uh ridiculous ridiculousness is in will so do they do one a year or do they do like multiple seasons a year

it appears that they do multiple seasons oh they're fucking hell and you're in trouble because yeah then they because they just crank it out i would say 24 chris do you have a guess 31 32 jesus oh i didn't have that up either that was a real guess that was a real guess you know there's just you know there's one writer on there who's been there the whole time who is just like richer than sin but my god has he his life must be brutal and he's like sitting in the corner like smoking sick like all like old and shit like a grizzled old comedy writer just like filled in this room with all these young people yeah trying to write something funny about a video of somebody falling over yeah and he's just rob deardeck's voice as well yeah yeah he's like oh this person fell over i'll tell you what

that can be dangerous depending for some people you know some of us fall down we might not get up you know and then everybody in the room is like how old are you sir i was like chill man chill here's more of this commercial just made us realize that people are paying as much attention to chive tv as they are sports bars a lot of times are just whiskey on the shelf and there's nothing that differentiates us from our competitors chive tv actually kind of changed the game a little bit that's such a sick sentence chive tv kind of changed the game because otherwise there's like no real way every bar is the same otherwise that's why all of them yeah have the exact same amount of customers it's such a because it's like you know this was like they either paid him a little bit of money or they're like we're the chive we're huge if you do this video for us it'll be great

it'll be a great you know ad for your bar as well like a trade-off and then to see that it has 1.7k views he sold his soul he's this man sold his soul for 1.7k views which is incredibly sad that 1.7 000 views does kind of because if you look at how many years ago it was i mean i'm sure things were really looking up three years ago before covid this had to come out in february of 2020, right? Oh, yeah. Golly. They didn't know. Here he goes. One of the most difficult things that we run into as operators

is how do we retain our customer base? Especially in Austin, you know, we have so many liquor licenses, people bounce around a little bit. With Chive TV, I kid you not,

we're noticing that people stay here much longer. Probably, I'd say, at least twice as long as they normally would. And in between that, there was a cut, you know,

a cut cut. Remember, you got to say specifically twice as much. Yeah. Make sure to get that. That's the number we're looking for. Nobody has ever, I will say this.

Nobody has ever stayed at a bar longer because they have chived TV. Not a single person. I do. I got it. it's intoxicating it really you get into like a flow state and you're just like you're saying you you did stay longer because of chive tv i think i'm it's happened i've seen multiple bars in the last few years that have done this and i will find myself like i will be there like with a buddy and then i'll catch us having not talked for five minutes because we have just been watching

the chive okay hang on hang on a second what i see a chive poster behind will are you doing you're doing a chive tv ad on us right now no dude chive did not pay me nine hundred dollars to come on here and say all these oh you should have got more that's all they had they meant coins no they have bill murray they literally they don't just make coin they literally make coins yeah they meant bill murray bill murray coins and they sell them good lord oh what a terrible combo yeah well bill murray is a chiver for everybody that of course he is doesn't want us to say this of course bill murray has like some steak in the chive he works with the chive if you go to the chivalry which is their store i won't be but there's a lot of bill murray merch in the chivalry so uh there's only like five ten more seconds here here days of

just coming in having a quick beer and then heading to the next bar that's over people actually sit in a seat we can serve them better and of course they're entertained along the way so that is uh you know if you own a bar you're looking at chive tv it's a little i wonder how much it costs if it's really low cost i think it's free well if it's free then you should have it is it like a channel included in like a package or is it like just a streaming thing so i think it's a thing called atmosphere from what i can understand and actually jesse and mike just talked about atmosphere recently it's like a that's on yks on yks yeah and it's a company that uh has low cost bar stuff that they can put sponsorships on oh okay so yeah because i was gonna like it is i'm not it is a good idea having those types of videos on our bars are good because you know,

stuff that has no volume that you can just watch that you can come in and out of, you know, it does. But if they're charging people, then just put YouTube on is what I would say. Yeah. Right.

Well, so the first thing I looked up was chive t-shirts on Amazon just to see. And I found a, a Bill Murray. It's the chive, Bill Murrayray caddyshack spackler washing balls tea so a cat and the caddyshack is that that's a very old film but right i mean that has been yeah just been beaten into the ground as a reference as well like there's nothing more to bring to that i think that's kind of their their thing that is their thing yeah i think is that that's i'm sort of thinking that now like yeah that's kind of like the type of

shit that it's like oh yeah like my wife or something you know like borat my wife or whatever like yeah same brian you got it on the soundboard why don't we uh do a little uh that's a flub everybody that's a flub heads rejoice hold on that's a flub everybody that's a flub love heads rejoice hold on that's a nice my wife that's an opie that's opie from opie and anthony on his new show the beer show this review

i found from mr mcc 916 said a lot to me and he said um brother loves this but hates wearing it in public i got one and wear it and get where did you buy this okay so his so when what is this shirt saying what is the shirt again it doesn't say anything it's bill murray uh from the scene in caddy shack where he's washing the balls and he's like saying perverted stuff

while he does it you know what i mean so his brother's a little bit like hey listen i don't mind telling you i like it but i don't know i'll wear it to like bed it's like his bedtime shirt he's like i'm not gonna fucking looks in the mirror and has a laugh before bed you know but it's not forever he doesn't need everybody else knowing that he's like down with that kind of humor it sounds like his brother got it for him as a present he's like i i love this yeah this is so nice i and uh i can't wear it out tonight though but i will that's so much more accurate as to what really happened the guy was just like yeah well i wear it to bed every night he gave me a word around my favorite shirt bud yeah and i wear it out when you're not around like when mostly you're never around when it's clean that's

the problem um so the first article i read uh and people will be like uh when was this article written and it's uh 4 17 2023 okay um and it's 12 things men love most about boobs b-e-w-e-s is that is that a joke one that you came up with i just came up yeah that was just a joke what i came up with that's the thing that he said earlier that's unpredictable this fucking shitty website is yeah don't look at the byline do not look at who wrote it oh you're alex yeah are you going by alex it's my pen name yeah yeah yeah so uh i'm gonna read the first comment on this from maddie maddie too oh god this is the worst thing i've ever read i'm gonna do it right away on the show

the wonderful thing about titties is titties are wonderful things their nips are made out of rubber the rest is made out of dreams they're bouncy trouncy ouncey pouncy fun fun fun fun fun but the most wonderful thing about titties is there are more than one titties are cuddly pillows oh there's another titties are awfully neat everything else is jealous that's why i repeat the wonderful thing about titties is tits are marvelously stacked they're loaded with vim and vigor they love to leap in your blouse they're jumpy bumpy pumpy thumpy fun fun fun fun fun but the most wonderful thing about titties is there are more than one reading that made me feel bad when i read it yesterday that was that's that's a comment or

that's not part of the article right that's a comment first comment on the article dude was that like a riff on like a dr seuss thing or something like what with like the cadence and like the is is it a rep like the list does it like have that type like is there that type of shit in there is it like playing off of the list this is this guy's going off on his own sort of thing yeah this guy's just doing his own bit in the comments in the is there like up votes and stuff can we see if 32 32 up votes so that this is the number one comment yeah they seem that seems to be probably everybody who read the article there's probably the only down votes for people who are like fuck i was like similar to what i was gonna oh that's so good yeah well dave said number four he's referencing number four i can read number yeah let's read

yeah let's hear some of these i mean hiding stuff between them an especially gifted woman i used to once stuck a box box of milk duds a king-sized twix bar a nerd rope a thc vape pen and her pet hamster gerald into a 715 showing of olympus has fallen that's the funniest movie that could have been that's so fucking dope that's awesome i i will say i i i do like those fallen movies i watch all movies they're like but they're just such so stupid are they are they done by that guy who did like Moonfall and stuff? Or am I wrong? No, I don't. I don't think they are.

I think there's somebody else. Oh, yeah. They are Roman. Something maybe is the guy. But anyways, yeah, that's such a funny detail of that story. Well, Dave, the hamster. That's the craziest one, too. Gerald.

And the hamster's name, Gerald. Why gerald like and the hamster's name gerald why are you bringing why are you bringing your damn hamster to the to the movies yeah that seems like it could easily get away and then it's like crawling all through the seats gets stomped by someone you lose it yeah all the other one is all the other stuff i understand because it's very caught it costs a lot to bring that stuff oh yeah yeah but like i guess it seemed the crazy thing about this is it seems to all the guys who are still there all seem to be the same kind of guy yes yes yeah the p-e-w-b-s bill murray shirt guys yes they they really have concentrated it to like the real core i think that happens with a site like this that is just

like so behind its time you know like where everyone else people have moved on there's only going to be a specific type of person that's going to stick around yeah and like those kind of guys were like ran out like ran out of town on like twitter and then they went to reddit and they ran out of reddit yeah and so i think this is like, this is their last. Yeah. They were wandering for 40 years in the desert. And they found this guy. Yeah.

Well, here's what Dave had to say. He referencing number four. My wife is a well-endowed. My wife. You know, that's what he said as he wrote it. Totally. Totally. If we play that every time, we're going to lot a lot of white guys on here my wife is a well-endowed uh 42 double d nurse

i can't tell you the number of times she comes home and pulls out her id office keys and someone else's office keys from her brawl and is like oops how the hell do you lose your car keys in your bra oh and I always love to play with them he's like I can't have people thinking I don't like to play yeah he's like I just realized like people are probably listening this thinking like oh man does he not like to play with them if he didn't say if he didn't

say I every comment below it would be like oh so do you not like to play with them bud yeah oh buddy no mention of what you yeah are you out of your mind have you seen titties it's so wild what you could do with titties it's so wild she's a nurse as well you know like that's that's such a cool detail of it because like the hot nurse as well well the stig wanted to say thanks to the internet seen more boobs than my ancestors combine alas true true but okay what about this alas they've played with more boobs than i have hence why they're my ancestors so the stig uh unfortunately urgent

el diablo sammich uh is quoting one of these wait what's that what's that from uh smoking a bandit okay i'll have a diablo sandwich yeah yeah that's how opie and anthony he would say it on anthony would say that it's one of my favorite movies ever um and uh he's quoting and while it's fun for men to speculate none of us actually care if they're real or not. In the words of my oversharing uncle, if I can touch them, they're real. And El Diablo sandwich replies to that and says, I will disagree. I have yet to encounter a set of modified ones that are the same as all natural by looks. Yeah.

There are some that I'm not sure of, but by touch, no comparison. And I'm willing to do a study on it where can i get the funding yeah yeah i hear you yeah yeah yeah honestly like i'm not even that interested in what happens in the result but i would participate in the uh experiment yeah let's see the happy lab rat over here joshua uh added one he's adding to the rift there were only 13 of them he added number 14 guys oh and uh number 14 sucking on them honestly amen dude no but if but if it wasn't on the list he's right yeah okay what was um can you can you do a real quick yeah i will run through the list real quick yeah uh you can number one looking at them number two touching them okay number three

thinking about them yeah or was hiding stuff between them number five is the funny names for them which i'm gonna go ahead and read yeah uh boobs baps bangers bombers milkers danny davido's the twins utters oh danny davido's is so fucking i never heard that but i think they're kind of goofing about they're making one of their jive jokes kind of right mammaries knockers naughty pillows walter middy's diary arrangements. That's another one. Yabos, plumpers, cans,

fun bags, dumplings, lunch pails, shirt potatoes, bonbons, doodads. Wait, no. Doodads are something else.

He's forced. Yeah, actually, doodads are something else. We learned from the grief that doodads are balls. What's a doodad? Oh, okay. Slap, slap, slap on the doodads.

Yeah, that's what that's in reference to chi-chis nays mario and luigi the list goes on he's free associating at this point yeah his eyes are like rolled back into his head he's not really in control anymore uh number six is the booby drop uh number seven is motor what's the what's the booby drop is that imagining i guess when the shirt comes off then they just kind of fall back down i would say okay that's exactly you've been imagining what her boobs look like unholstered since you swiped right and when your hand grazes hers as you both reach for the same petal of blooming onion there are fireworks going off in that outback steakhouse grazing her boob or or hand i don't i do not know what kind of

reach you doing there dude and he shouldn't be touching her boob at the outback steakhouse either no no yeah and he goes you know tonight's the night and the anticipation builds and builds right up until the moment she reaches behind her back to unhook her bra will they be bigger than you thought smaller what do her nipples look like regardless when she finally dumps them out the site brings a joyful tear to the eye you've made it this is how the pioneers felt when they saw the pacific ocean for the first time there's there's like a certain truth to what he's saying like that sort of you know you're curious as to that stuff and it's an exciting moment obviously especially if you're like sexually aroused you want to have

sex with the person but the way they're saying they've somehow managed to just make it so bad and make me feel like I don't want to be doing it anymore. They've like combined like the like two kind of evil kind of guys from that era, which were like the horny nerds, horny nerds, awful. horny nerds awful but then they've also kind of like adapted like the like kind of like total frat move like broey way of talking about sex and stuff that makes it kind of doubly disgusting it's divorced from sex a lot of this stuff right yeah you can't be reading this and thinking about sex or considering jerking off or whatever yeah when they throw in like the walter middies fucking whatever thing yeah that's they're taking you right out of it there. They're just trying to make you laugh. Trying and failing.

Number seven, motorboating. Eight, guessing if they're real. Nine, booby veins. Ten, playing mini basketball with them. Now they're just fucking around. I was sucking on them not on there. Eleven, when they get cold 12 dressing

one of them up like a reindeer at christmas time 13 dressing both of them up like reindeers at christmas time and making them fight each other see see that is it is a joke that's kind of funny i gotta admit that kind of got me a little bit boom boom boom boom boom boom boom you know they're hitting each other or whatever so we're talking about boobs here brian b wb so uh 14 sucking on them this is joshua's riff sucking on boobs is the tits both grown men and babies can agree although for very different reasons hopefully not i've heard drinking breast milk is popular in the bodybuilding community which is weird as hell but congrats on the gains i guess lol congrats on the gains i guess so yeah now i yeah i think that it is sort of connected i would guess yeah oh yeah i mean like it's not the exact same thing obviously

because when you're a baby there's no but i think that guys like sucking on boobs because they sucked on boobs when they're babies it probably is somewhat connected here's a very odd chai video that i watched uh that is unnecessary to watch but i got some comments from it and it's uh we met the 2023 hooters calendar models and this what they are obsessed with hooters guys which is crazy in 2023 yeah yeah it's crazy in 2011 to tell you the truth like yeah hooters was already kind of you know hooters was really from the early 2000 mid-2000s maybe i feel like tb commented on this video and it gnarled me out uh he said i always wondered why they

never made a hooters calendar of the girls in their uniforms it's those beautiful legs and those glossy tights that got me wanting to visit hooters the first in the first place and i'm sure i'm not the only one who loves hooters for the leg show if i wanted a swimsuit calendar, which I never do, then I would go for Sports Illustrated. So. So, oh, he's mad. Wait, are they? He's mad that they're not in uniform. He wants them in the uniform.

Right. They're in swimsuits. Yeah. I can get that anywhere. And he's saying, like, I can get the, you know, Sports Illustrated is picking the best swimsuit models. Yeah. So I can get that. I want to get that feeling of being in a

restaurant but in this case i'm allowed to jerk off yeah john petty said shout out to hooters in edison new jersey haven't been there since the late 90s so i hope those girls i saw back then are doing well in life peace that was kind of nice that's kind of a i mean i'm he's probably you know furiously masturbating again he's probably like just a big but he sounded nice in the way he was right he sounded like he meant it at least totally dayhawk said i should go into massage therapy just to offer free massages to hooters girls these guys all have the idea of sex as 11 year olds do yeah it's very yeah it's very stunted i like the psychology of all of this is really starting to get to me is there a chance they are 11 no there's no way

there's a chance that none of them are under 40 is the real chance here oh yeah yeah that's right no young person entry yeah there's no reason for a young person a young person to ever these are all older people who are just speaking this way about sex and yet that that one sounded really creepy you know what i mean like you're getting into massage stuff so that you can have this sexual thing that's uh going down a bad road there my friend i mean i would be interested in a study of how many chive guys are uh married uh because i i really don't i don't know but one of the things i found out when i was uh researching this is that they are very mad about kale um kale the the vegetable kale um it is their when are they when are they mad about it in the current day yes it's the opposite of bacon to them you know what i mean god that wasn't that's

an old thing too yeah it was a punchline a while ago a long time ago now i think it's like oh man yeah maybe we should be eating a little healthier and like it's sort of found its way into everyday stuff you see it out at restaurants now and like kale salad and yeah you can get kale at like pretty much everywhere now yeah it's very mainstream i think i think we should do a study of the chive guys i think we should we should get them all and put them in one location and then sort of make them build stuff maybe and work and sort of

maybe don't feed them a ton and just sort of have them all do that for an extended amount of time. And then you're paying to clean it up after? Yeah. Come on.

I wonder, I really wonder, like, I wish there was a way that we could get them to honestly speak about how many of them have how much sex, I think is the thing. Because they're fucking older guys. Like, older guys that talk about BBs, B-e-w-b-i-e-s is just fucking crazy to me you know like i don't know it's very weird so this guy bob wrote a

piece called is it just me or has the world become insanely sensitive now they're now we're getting to it yeah i will say something bob though it's not just you i mean i don't agree but it's not just you it's a lot of other fucking idiots like you perhaps it's just my simple midwestern upbringing or maybe it's the quick and massive dissemination of media and social changes through the internet megaphone today or it's even possible i've just been completely blind to a sea of societal sensitivities that i'm now only discovering in my 30s well okay so this guy's in his 30s right same as me same as me okay whatever the reason i feel compelled to say that i remember a time when people seem to have a bit thicker skin than they do these days

folks would crack wise or say things that weren't meant to be taken 100 literally and people knew not to misconstrue the message or blow it out of proportion for the sake of shaming another individual i i think that people still those thick-skinned people still exist um and i think the thin-skinned people existed then and a lot of them who were thin-skinned or whatever were maybe like marginalized people who were being constantly fucking you know ripped up and now yeah they feel a little bit empowered to like stand up for themselves and say like hey i actually don't like it when you like say the racist stuff yeah you know but i still yeah i still think that like

the thick-skinned people i meet them and talk to them they still exist they're still think that the thick-skinned people, I meet them and talk to them. They still exist. They're still all over the place, you know? I mean, conservatives aren't at all thick-skinned either. Like, they are. Because, like, listen, I don't get offended by pretty much anything. Like, I just never have, you know? But, like, I also kind of don't want to tell jokes that make people feel bad i guess and like conservatives it like it can be as simple as saying like that joke made me feel

bad where a conservative will lose their fucking mind you know oh yeah yeah but nowadays we're all walking on eggshells trying to sidestep metaphorical landmines being laid out by a new loud faction of people known as social justice warriors. And for all the good intentions SJWs have in their message, I'm afraid they're actually restricting many people from speaking freely for fear of retribution or public scorn. or public scorn i'm not going to bloviate about how this new fire and brimstone approach to getting people to fall in line with a certain ideology or else but i will say that i think the world could afford to lighten up just a tad don't you think i mean maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe i don't know that's but i also want to be clear i said before thin-skinned people, and I did air quotes, but we're not on video. Yeah. So one of the ones I said when I said thin-skinned people, I was doing air quotes, but it wouldn't have come across.

There are great and important social causes worth championing, no doubt. But maybe we shouldn't be so quick to rush to judgment on every last word uttered publicly. Okay. You know what? Can I just say? I don't really. I'm not interested in Bob's shit does he does he go anywhere interesting with this well here we go okay the stuff yeah i've heard one million times after all freedom of speech

is the first amendment laid out in our constitution okay so to chastise every word uttered publicly that doesn't perfectly align with your own philosophy is to jeopardize the very thing that has made this country so strong and independent over the years take these images in the spirit they're intended laugh and chive on bob live laugh love he ended it with kind of which is yeah i remember keep calm and chive on that was like a big thing oh it's still they love it well it's let's be clear it's not a bit it might be for them but it was like an actual thing that you would see now it's not so much when you're reading the chive all day you get really get the uh uh

impression yeah brian right it's just the world yeah like keep going yeah keep calling chive on is like one of the biggest things in the world it's like no brian you've been reading the chive every day for a week and a half bro chacho uh reply so most of the memes in bob's list are you just assumed my gender um like almost all of them uh five minutes into social justice and chill and she gives you this look and it's got the lady and uh cheerios are triggering and and shit like that it's just a bunch of memes like that but the comments on this oh god um are something else and bro chacho starts them out with uh the fuck did i just fucking look at fuck you you fucking fucks two genders eat meat stop crying about nothing harden the fuck up this is a guy on the chive right yeah this is a man who's never really had any sort

of anything happen to him but it's like kind of like because i mean when when stuff doesn't happen to you you can really build up the idea of like if stuff did happen to me i would handle it this way buddy it's like the guy i was like watching john wick and you're like i, you know, if a guy swung at me, I would just duck and shoot him. Like, you know, that makes sense. But obviously that's not the case. But yeah, these guys, you can sort of lull yourself into a sense of whatever the fuck they're doing. I could kill John Wick. I watch a movie and I notice that there's like certain things he does where he leaves himself very open.

Shoot him in the face. But I have like some training like some i put like video game type stuff but like i can do a tactical reload i can do a tactical i kind of get the gist of it yeah and will it's funny that you say it is easy to tell people to harden up like like when i just said earlier i i rarely get offended by anything well fucking of course not nobody ever has made fun of me like in real life people have made fun of me like that know me personally but there's never been like a full comedy special talking shit about me you know right uh cm mac replied to bro chacho or c mac i can't figure out if it's cm ac or c mac

and uh his his uh his avatar picture is of uh paul rudd from anchorman hell yeah he says upvoted for demanding we all eat meat i didn't get to the top of the damn food jane just eat kale all the damn time well that's so weird to demand other people eat meat like that's one of the most bizarre things why would you care if somebody else eats meat like how would it even just more meat for you if they're not eating it also the uh also the paul rudd from anchorman profile pic that's like the egg on twitter that's the one you get when you sign up yeah it's there until you change it it works yeah i get you see that um you see that profile pic 70 of the time all the time all the time that's a good one uh cap and replied to c c mac about the kale thing and and he corrected him and said to eat kale ever.

Wait, sorry. Well, he said he kale all the damn time. And now Kappen's like, yeah, I'm not even doing it ever once. Yeah, I won't even try it. Like, what if I liked it? And what if it gave me all sorts of like health benefits and it improved my life and then i'm eating it all the time uh derrick replied uh hey kale isn't bad sauteed with some garlic it goes really well on a big

thick steak okay trojan horse step oh you fucking stinker he got me man i was about to call you all kinds of names that were appropriate to say in 2005 captain colonel said does your boyfriend sit his purse between you at the restaurant at the end of the booth okay that was the one i was gonna say that was that was the one i was gonna say that was that was the one i was talking about and then he says sorry man you walked into that one kale on steak yeah brother yeah brother sorry i couldn't help myself yeah you didn't quite get that yeah you came into the you came to the octagon with your gloves down dude yeah kale on he's freaked about kale. Like the guy ate kale on steak and he's like,

the guy didn't get the joke, which is so fucking funny that like the guys like kale on steak, cause steak, you got to kill a cow to eat fricking kale. You know? It's funny that like these guys don't even kind of get the jokes that they're trying to make at each you know what i mean it seems like they're all constantly kind of going over each other's heads yeah just terrible at posting and interacting which against like the

people who are ran off of all the other media because they were just like so insufferable replying to everything that everyone hated them now they've all found this one place see that's what i think i think that's why like guys like this kind of draw such ire from from people it's because it's like it's it's very much like a there before the grace of god go i kind of scenario where it's like a few wrong turns you know what i mean like let's say like you know i like i was reading the wrong stuff growing up or i i lost access to oxygen for a few minutes when I was a baby. I could be this man. Kicked in the head by a horse.

I could. There is a scenario in which I have a Barney Stinson avatar, and I'm talking about drinking whiskey for breakfast. You know what I mean? I think that's why these people scare us. We're reacting. We're laughing us so we're reacting we're laughing but we're very afraid well and mark posted a meme in the comments of this and it's stephen fry who i believe is a british guy yeah and he goes it's now very common to hear people say i'm rather offended by that as if that gives them certain rights it has no more than a wine it has no meaning it has

no purpose it has no reason to be respected as a phrase i'm offended by that well so fucking what uh stephen fry said that and chiver bob uh who is a mod by the way so we got chiver bob who is a mod he goes ditto stephen fry i love that man and then he uh uh at the bottom said fries everywhere triggered so i don't know if i mean so stephen fry yeah i mean it i get people can say they're offended by something and you're right you get to choose to do whatever you want with that information that's correct doesn't yeah you can choose to like yeah you can choose to say like be like brian potentially you could like self-reflect and say like okay maybe if i'm finding that this is like

making a bunch of people feel bad who are nice people and good people who don't deserve that maybe i should like rethink how the messaging is or whatever but yeah you can also just be like fuck off you have that right and you can also have a career still and yeah because these guys these this kind of guy strikes me as the kind of guy uh who pisses a lot who's lived a life where he can't stop pissing people off yes and people can't stop getting mad at him because of the things he does but if you adopt the mindset of like oh if you're mad you're a loser that's very convenient you know what it's a very convenient kind of way of thinking and i can see why that would appeal to uh guys like steven steven fry profile pic and and guys

that that like uh uh i'm not a fan of steven fry i prefer john hamburger on twitter uh jesse's name on twitter well uh somebody deleted a comment that said he was offended and chiver bob who is the monster chiver bob says i'm offended that you're offended oh yeah that's fired that's actually tough to it's like when they throw it back at you like that it's like oh shit like what you know you're scrambling yeah so he yeah he ends that was shot silently fired and then fortuna 420 replies pew pew pew replies murica oh god now they're just now they're just playing the hits do you have other stuff that you can sort of pivot to like i know it's also going to be bad but like yeah i'm getting yeah i'm getting worn out of them about them talking about this kind of stuff that's uh let's go back the chive perspective on this particular issue is just a little tiresome yeah so i thought we would see what is today's chai stuff okay uh so we got three choices from today from like today

today we won't say what the day is because we haven't gone through them i haven't gone through them but we can look through it and we got cheesy memes for a monday sucks morning oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah we've all been there let's let's let's definitely check that out all right and uh here's the memes let's get to the comments here they're all kind of you know can we hear some of the memes though i'd love to hear some of the content yeah there is a guy in a well here actually yeah share it yeah yeah i can share my screen to you guys, and you guys can maybe look through some of these memes. So,

I don't understand this first one. This is from five hours ago. I think that's like dress for if you crash. Yeah, but that's like a deeply motorcycle inside meme. Yeah, that's just for motorcycle. So, it's a guy wearing a full suit of armor

uh it says dress for the slide not the ride now it's it's it's inside it's also i think probably not funny to them even really totally yeah like ah yeah okay well it was submitted by i chive user 97 ta and that's plus 100 points so people do like it you're saying i think so god uh here's baby yoda i'm i'm overestimating them here's baby yoda he goes uh me sorry i'm late my car wouldn't start boss why not and he says me i wasn't in it and then there's a picture of baby yoda doing the doing the soy face man that's cool wait why yeah what is why did they throw baby yoda in there it's just not really related oh they have met a desk a work desk a work desk he's working when a few programs i don't think that's really from the show

i haven't seen it but it doesn't look like it is wait did you just skip over one brian was it inappropriate when a few programs stop responding so you open task manager and then it says tax manager oh boy here i go killing again see that i don't get it this is these almost seem like the type of memes where it's like fuck man like we've done all of them and like this one here's a boob one yeah this woman has really large boobs or just let me hold them for you. Yeah. And then what's it say? Is that part of it?

Or is that the whole meme? That's it. Oh, that's the whole meme. The whole meme is just a photo of a large breasted woman. It says, let me hold them for you. Well, that is, you know, that's what they like, though. Yeah. That's not a comedy meme, right?

That's just a comedy meme right that's that's a that's just a it's like just a thing you would say here's one that says wife in the entry which must be the front room let's put something inspirational meaningful on the wall and he goes me okay and it's macho man i mean that's that one's not as bad as some of them i will say like it's not that funny but but it's not like a scenario it's not like a common you know what i mean it's not like a thing we all know no that's that's very specific to that guy but hey god bless but it's like kind of funny you know the idea of put something inspirational it's the macho man randy savage saying an inspirational quote but then again i guess the setup just doesn't quite

yeah because putting something inspirational on itself like that's not something you would really do anyways on the wall so this one says walmart's dare i say winning just a woman with a very short skirt that's what the photo is everybody do we think winning is a charlie sheen thing yeah right yeah it was like a charlie sheen winning winning um tiger blood yeah exactly i hope it's a charlie sheen thing um wait yeah yeah go up to that one there's there's two there's a guy wearing a monster energy thing it says right place right time and then a guy sitting beside him with cookie but i don't know what cookie cookie monster yeah no no i get that see let me explain this to you what what is cookie a brand that i'm not aware of uh i don't think so i think it'd be like a

nickname maybe from like yeah so then it's less it's less less impressive if it's you know what i mean it's this one is just the face your baby makes 0.1 seconds before blowing out their diaper it's baby making a funny face i don't want i get that um these are not good when your posts aren't getting the likes they used to so you gotta show a little skin and it's got a uh tommy boy picture is that tommy boy oh the tommy boy or the other one no i and it's got a Tommy boy. Is that Tommy boy? Tommy boy or the other one? No, I think it's I think it honestly is Billy Madison. Okay.

That is Billy Madison. It's Chris Farley and Billy Madison. Yeah. So fake chip eater. What kind of chip? Those are skinny. She doesn't eat chips. But she doesn't. but she's like a little

skinny, but she looks in pretty decent shape. Are they saying that pork rinds aren't real chips? It's just a jackpot. We hit one right here. I'm going to make this the picture for the episode.

Do you want to describe it to everybody? It is a bowl of bacon. I guess they've already seen it. Well, not the people listening on iTunes. Yeah. It's a bowl of bacon, and it says low-carb, gluten-free salad. I mean, hell yeah. The bacon does look really good.

It's cooked the way that I like it. Okay, that's just a chive shirt. That's John Daly. Okay. Yeah, he's their new Bill Murray. I get that. Yeah, because we're kind of done with him, and so now I guess they can have him. Yeah.

because we're kind of done with him and so now i guess they can have him yeah uh me getting back to my 12-hour road trip after having taco bell for lunch my butt are you really in charge here oh he pooped that's just the the bane meme they remember the bane do you feel like you're in charge they're just sort of doing that one over they're just running that one back you don't have sex because you are single i don't have sex because i am married we are not the same okay and it's it's um gus fring gus fring let's see some comments down to the comments here uh there's so many there's a thousand of them good okay there's only one comment. Wait, is there? I'm not going to do that. He said something inappropriate.

He did. Jeff Foster. Oh, come on. Yeah, I mean, CA Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys posted his own meme. Winner of the Lazy Cat Award, and it is a cat eating a mouse that is stuck in a mousetrap. And then Robert Altreta says, who do you think set the trap?

Looks like a nice fucking kitty to read to me, right? B man. Huh? That's gross. I don't like that. Yeah. Yeah.

I, ah, the people of our mall Walmart now need to see if that is still an active website oh say you don't get to do that oh yeah let's see let's see if that's still going yeah that cringe on the website yeah guy that uses guy on the chive is making fun of somebody for liking the people of walmart that's funny uh yeah so let's uh let's go another day so there was a bacon joke uh do you guys want to see tweets three three of the how many of how many of the pictures are boobs they're just all a bunch of there's one of the mandal or no of a star wars photo but the rest

of them are just women like women wearing bikinis or with their boobs out yeah and also well yeah we can look at some comment oh we already looked at these ones fuck we can look at some boob comment which is i think the thing uh but i also kind of want to look into tweets that hit it way, way into the upper deck as guys that are on Twitter. Oh, yeah. I use Twitter a bit. Now, I really do think the website looks like the website you go to when you click through. If you click through and it's like the website's not there anymore and it takes you to a random site or whatever that just has a bunch of those ad stories. That's what the Chive looks like yeah it is like it doesn't look real and then but then you click them and they actually

are the stories oh these suck me man these are exes look so cool scientists no actually they look like giant idiot birds me oh bummer they were great hunters though scientists there's evidence that they were scavengers. Me. Okay, maybe just stop ruining scientists. They wore socks with sandals. This reminds me of Joke Blogger. This reminds me of Joke Blogger.

That one did, at least, the old segment they used to do on YKS, where it was like a Joke Blogger site that would aggregate all these horrible Twitter jokes. It's interesting. I'm kind of worried that a a joke blogger site that would aggregate all these like horrible uh twitter jokes it's interesting uh i'm kind of worried that like one of ours will show up i'm sort of yeah i think that would be so funny these are so old though yeah these look i'm looking for like uh oh okay

well there's one about an autistic joke. Oh, there's a McDonald one. So, yeah, McDonald. Holly, do you think these guys have blue checks on Twitter now? The Chive? Chive guys. Are they the type of guys that would buy the checkmark? Yes. Because Elon Musk sort of encapsulates everything that

they think is sick and yeah i would say that he's their perfect guy could be a chive guy yeah yeah well here's what i'm gonna do here um iive and we can okay here is our trailer video for the chive and I think that's going to get us out of here

so this is them telling you why you should actually do any of these sound good to you guys? Can men handle period pain? The girls find out. Or Hooters models hula hoop challenge. Oh, no, I'd hate to see that one.

Yeah, please. No, you're taking my eye off. Hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba. Okay. These poor women. Madeira, when was the first Hooters restaurant opened? October 4th, 1983. Scarlett, if animals could talk, which species?

So they're hula. Why does she know that? This seems set up, right? Yeah. Like, why would she know that information? It's not like people who work at Hooters would. There's no reason for this to be. The Chive did reply to its own thing, and he said, I had to rewatch this several times to hear that there were questions.

So, oh, I get it. He was like a cartoon wolf. His eyes were bobbing out of his head head and his tongue was rolling all the way down the floor nathan says a great hula hooping ladies um and then he does another he said my favorite hula hooping hooters girl is cassidy because she's absolutely beautiful now that oh this guy this guy's got bad this guy's got bad energy this guy feels like we're getting into the like from the first episode we did with db with the like what a d the db like twitter sex reply guys you know the ones who are just like replying to to like porno accounts or

whatever and being like baby like this is what i would do to you and he's just like this old awful this guy's probably really old is my guess what about ollie z who said uh unfortunately we don't have you hooters in utah despite all the gorgeous girls here these guys i'm starting to think maybe there might be a big overlap on chive guys with those guys who reply to porno accounts on twitter yeah guys very much i mean that especially that guy who that guy who went back and said i just like i love this and then went back and it's like my favorite one is this one because she's beautiful like oh that's oh yeah that's the exact kind of guy that's the exact kind of guy who you know goes on twitter and how i don't even i'm starting to think of those guys again we saw this guy and he had the weirdest grossest looking dick and he has all these um photos of like all these guys who will reply with those accounts like oh yeah

i'm big fan of those guys oh yeah so yeah i feel like a lot of them might find their way over to the chive perhaps yeah well this is our uh this is our last little piece here we're going to look at this chive video of of why you should subscribe to the chive it's a subscription so it costs money to do this just to be clear just on youtube why you should hit subscribe which i won't do you everybody knows that i have the most cursed i mean if you look at a lot of my uh things then you would know yeah my god that you know i i like i have a lot of crap i'm subscribed to do you want to read some of the videos that come up in your um people love it opie just jim norton and his junk opie has fun with the haters which almost makes me want to

stream as soon as we're done and watch that or we could we could listen to that on this episode that might be a treat for some people like chris don't fucking do this to yourself or me well let me uh let's do it for where we are we're live from chive hq it's austin texas it's the heart of texas we're deep in it what's your favorite sound effect oh that's kevin smith that's kevin smith skinny kevin smith yeah doing his favorite freaking sound effect i mean that's fucking funny we all know we all we all made that noise there is a i did find a comment yesterday on it that actually said uh when you look up demand in dictionary kevin smith comes out that's so cool mike dobson says i paid for a lifetime membership no communication from the chive as to how and when i get my coin

and after logging in still seeing ads posting here because i can find no way of communicating with the child on the website what do we got thank uh sorry to hear that email help at the chivalry the chivalry they probably already did that as well if they're coming here. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The chive ripping people off? I mean, maybe. There's no way they're not. Bill Olin replied to reasons that he should get on the chive is,

wait for it hot girls yeah it's one of the only places online you can find hot girls definitely i agree freaking freaking hot girls get out of here like you just go watch like the the wildest porno yeah you just google any letter any single letter and then the hot girls will pop up somehow. True. I tell that guy, man, he should check out some of these two porn tube, you know, porn hub and whatnot. I wonder if the Chris Farley challenge coin is only $20, 200. I think we look at the chive store here and then get done.

think we look at the chive store here and then get done i think i like the idea of the chivalry um because they have the worst shit in the world all right we're going to the chivalry yeah i mean yeah to be going far enough as far as to buy something right from the chive now like whether it's to support what they're doing or oh because the so the shack collection now that oh no a chive live so you can get chive membership holy shnikey shirt yeah that's cool right for Right? You can get a lifetime membership of the Chive for $299. Here, I'll share you guys the membership page. And what does that get you? What is that benefit? Yeah, what is the lifetime membership?

What is the benefit? Because, I mean, I could maybe justify that, depending on what you get. We could all three split one. See if you can do that, if you're allowed to go in on sort of a family membership. No we're not maybe i mean i do get paid today and i'm feeling a little bit like so it seems like you get a coin and if you go to austin you could go hang out yeah become a lifetime member and get ryan ryan just to be clear, we're joking. Do not buy

a fucking lifetime membership to the Chive. Do not keep the lights on for another month at the Chive. Please do not buy a membership to the Chive. But if you show your coin for access to the rarest top shelf Whistlepig, which I believe is a bourbon, you would imbibe

a bourbon at Chive Headquarters. Honestly, if you think about it, if you buy one of those, you can have all the bourbon you would imbibe a bourbon at chive headquarter honestly hey if you think about if you buy one of those you can have all the bourbon they don't say how much you can get so you just go there and yeah every time you every time you want you just got bring a water bottle fill it up and then leave chive guys chive guys are whiskey guys too oh you don't say nice you could get a monthly membership for 6.99 a month and that gets you ad free access to all of their content and more that's annoying oh yeah the annual kcco membership which obviously stands for keep calm and chive on oh yeah i didn't clearly yeah i just want to say too there isn't interesting because there's the

three year that you're about to say i'm sure three years is 149.99 so you are paying an extra 150 dollars trusting that the chive is going to continue longer than three more years so you have a lot of gamble right yeah that is a huge gap i mean the chive is not the chive ain't going anywhere um i don't think yeah they are recession proof they've proven that they are covet and recession proof yeah they last cannot be killed yeah um so let's let's scroll down here uh oh here's the member benefits okay here we go you get a discount at the chivalry um that's the top what kind of discount 10 off all your chivalry merchandise purchase that's pretty good uh you get an exclusive newsletter from john who is the chive owner and it says want an inside look to the genius or mad

madness that john resig's brain members receive exclusive newsletter updates from john if it really was like a peek inside his brain like if he was doing like real insightful type writing in guantanamo day yeah but all yes and and i would that i might subscribe i might subscribe to that yeah to you hear the fucking inner workings of this guy's fucking demented brain i mean but what he's actually writing is the same bullshit that's on the website he's probably not even writing it it's probably someone else doing it yeah you do get your membership coins which is a lifetime misfit coin i don't know exactly what it is but now we're going to go back to the chivalry and i'm going to show you guys some of the wilder stuff that they do have on the chivalry so coins

is like a big aspect of what they do uh so we got the let's look at the uh rare coins here we go chive rare coins so you you can get yourself a golden farley it's one ounce copper bar for 39 you think man cow would like a farley they should send man cow honestly man cow would love he probably had he probably get had one for like well i guess that because this will be after chris i wonder if he's still because he was good friends with chris farley manco was he's the last person to speak to him actually so god's that story um uh just to be clear manco was the last person to speak to a lot of people brandon lee i'm not joking really yeah herve village has like there is a huge list where he claims that he was the last person to speak to them before they died.

That's wild. But yeah, you're right. He might not have access to this type of thing. Yeah. So we should maybe send it to him. So there's a Phil Connors, which I think is Bill Murray in a movie. And the coin says KCCO on it they only did 15 and it was uh 3499 what what movie is that groundhog day i guess i think it would be my guess

yeah so they did a 51 and that that is 399 dollars um well beverly hills ninja i mean this stuff is just the bottom oh the beverly the beverly hills ninja one is just like a cartoon i know and people pay for this shit like wait wait what can you go back can you go back yes what was the one on the bottom right the guy was holding up uh oh ap classy and regal john oh that's john rezig that's him the owner is holding up like uh like a martini glass or something or maybe maybe it's not a martini glass i can't see maybe like a margarita glass or something i don't know it's so bad these coins are silly and he has like a he looks yeah he looks like a real i don't want want to say. Like a loser, I guess. Bob Ross.

Bob Ross, yeah. You got a Bob Ross question. Is there a Mr. Rogers one down there? Is there a Mr. Rogers one, I wonder? Trailer Park Boys. That's a good old Canadian. I'm a Canadian. This is sacrilegious, yeah.

We love the trailer park boys super troopers i waited bill murray legal tender silver coin one ounce 249 dollars i'd be bummed out this would be like you know if i found out i was speaking in an event and they're just like yeah like uh paul manafort will be there as well you know what i mean like i would just feel i'd be like i don't want to be involved anymore like if i saw my stuff up on here yeah i would just sort of take it as like oh this is an indictment on me you know like on where i'm at right the kind of guy the kind of man i've allowed myself to become yeah farley rasta oh christ it's chris farley and i could think of some i think of one guy that might like

that a certain randy mon from well there's a guy who's uh from hedonism he does like a randy mon before we get out of here no customer service for um for hedonism and he goes but he's like an old white guy who goes by Randy Mon oh that's cool I'm gonna I'm gonna do one one Randy Mon here we like that and I'm spelling it wrong and Chris is watching me and now I'm all

fucking hedonism is we're really trying to convince Brian to go to hedonism do you know what hedonism is it's just a sex thing it's yeah yeah it's like a lifestyle where it's like yeah you're over everything or something there's an actual there's an event there's an actual event oh like that happens in in jamaica where you can go where like sex uh kind of like i guess pervert type people seems like and it did like you know but not in the yeah

but just like people who love like group sex and what you know they go down there we really want brian to go brian you should go no why i can't actually do that okay uh we've already read this one about the discotheque that kept the guy up all night yeah we don't i mean that honestly i don't think randy mon is active in he is here this person beryl lynch said uh boring hotel need upgrade in all areas overpriced not worth the money you spend boring i've been to hito four times i don't think i'm going back hito has nothing for their guests to do during the day a show at night nobody what do you mean nothing to do during the day you ever heard of fucking a little daytime sucking fuck what do you think you're there for man

um he says need more entertainment and games on both prude and nude side during the day and night staff is great but not at the front desk need more customer service skills and then response from randy russell sales at hedonism too of course we're disappointed with this review and we have seldom if ever been told that hedonism too is boring yeah wish you all the best randy mon yeah no he's confident that the place where it's just like everyone's fucking everyone everywhere is not boring and fair enough to him you know yeah i mean he probably has good reason to think that yeah i mean i would love to and we're gonna end it now uh you go to patreon.com slash murder x brian and every two

weeks you'll get a program called guys plus and that's where we discovered randy mon uh you know this last month we looked at uh we this last episode right we looked at some bourbon trail reviews um you're not going to believe uh what people were mad at at the they're mad about not getting a certain something but but it is really fun because, as we said before, we get to go back and look at people that we've news stories that have come up about softball guys or any people we've talked

about in the past. It's basically guys news, and it's every two weeks on the patreon.com slash murderxbrian. There is a new guy coming next week oh no last week a new guy you guys just met a new guy last week the uh boss prevention guy which i can guarantee we're only gonna talk we're gonna talk about on guys plus as soon as we're allowed when the rule is we're only allowed to talk about stuff we've covered so uh that's why we found randy mon that's why we uh the guys that are mad about t-shirts which is funny and uh

you know and now we can look at the chive so an endless well yes well the chive i'm never i i think now i i feel like i should get the lifetime membership no brian brian i'll talk to you when we're off the straight off the you can't you got it you can't be buying stuff like that it's 299 visions of content no you can't you can't do it there's no benefit to it at all it's oh there is you become a lifetime member of the chive you get an exclusive gold coin right what the coin's not worth 300 bucks that is how can a coin not be worth 300 bucks brian i think i think yeah we can talk when the when the podcast's over but i'm i'm not i don't think i'm i might have to i might have to send a message talk to your wife and just make sure that you don't buy the membership to chive i i really feel like i

need to but uh i'm trying to find johnny who sent me a funny chive thing i want to make sure i get that in i can't fucking find him right now give me two seconds everybody uh will tell people where to find you uh yeah find me on you on Twitter and Instagram and all that stuff. I got a podcast called A Closer Look. If you like podcasts, listen to that. And yeah, thanks for having me. This was one of the more upsetting hours of my life. Yeah, well, that's what we're really shooting for a lot of times on here.

It was a blast, but yeah, I never want to hear the words, the chive ever again, certainly. So here's some Johnny news. Johnny, I never want to hear the words the chive ever again, certainly. So here's some Johnny news. Johnny is a sweet dude, and I really like him. So basically, he posted me a meme of, I'll show you guys from from the chive and uh it's it's kind of it's kind of perverted a little bit it's got you don't say yeah unfortunately um this it's a ah it's for chive fest 2014 oh that's in texas that's fucked yeah we should go to chive fest just the three of us yes bro bro the hell down so wait you won't go to hedonism but you'll go to

fucking chive fest come on man get your priorities straight so he's he also reminded me that uh chris dorner uh during his manifesto put kccl which is uh no keep calm and chive on damn you really buried that one that's amazing wow so okay so like an actual tracks with the kind of guy a murderer a real life a mass murderer said keep calm and chive on before murdering people that is such a fantastic way to end the episode just like all of this stuff meeting all these people and then ending it by saying oh yeah and remember that guy who killed so many people yeah he was into this shit bye everyone yeah uh get chris on not even a show uh patreon.com slash not even a show at the cjs on twitter and you know sign up for the patreon so we can do more guys plus but we're gonna do it no matter on Twitter and sign up for the Patreon so we can do more Guys Plus.

We're going to do it no matter what if you sign up. I think you'll really like it. Goodbye.