Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 34 - Naked Guys With Ike Barinholtz

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

I went out and found out what nudists are up to and it is mostly just hanging out naked in different places and doing what normal people do but naked. We looked at some of the concerns of new nudists, some of the rules in the community and also just chatted about boners and read a review of a nudist camp in Indiana Ike Barinholtz had nothing to plug because he is on strike but he is in a lot of stuff that you can google Chris hosts youtube.com/notevenashow and can be found on twitter at twitter.com/thecjs and on patreon at https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow You can get more Guys content on patreon.com/murderxbryan and I am on all of the sites at murderxbryan

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. I am your host, Brian. Very embarrassed at how long that took to uh hit record and i have with me the donald duck guy chris james okay so i know this one i know usually you use some vernacular from the world that we're going to talk about that i am unfamiliar with this one i've heard of i know donald ducking i use the term and i want it i want you to know that i've only ever done it for comedic purposes i don't i don't sport that look ever really we have some clarifications to make at the beginning of

this episode but we'll bring our guests and we have ike baron holds here hi ike hello gentlemen how are you just just three guys yeah guys, and we all have our clothes. I want to clarify, we all have our shirts on, and I don't know about the bottoms, but we all seem to be clothed right now. I have my shoes on. Yeah, I have a shirt on, no pants, no underpants, but dress shoes and socks. Black socks? Yeah, black socks, and I have sock garters to hold them up.

I'm wearing shorts and shoes and a shirt i chris knows the people listening to the show know that i i wear shoes until i go to bed yeah last week i guess or two weeks ago two weeks ago we talked about this that brian wakes up in the morning immediately puts his shoes on and does not take them off for the rest of the day even going into the bed to nap and leaving the shoes on um i feel like that's like a depression era parable about someone you know what i mean he woke up he wore his shoes from the minute he woke up to the time yeah totally it's something that you would hear about somebody from a different time and you would know you would think like well no that's just like a made-up thing that they said about him but this is abraham lincoln abraham lincoln he put his shoes on right when he woke up and well that is

like you're not off because it it really is a like when i worked for a real job i had to wear boots all day and i i you know for seven years i wore maybe for eight or nine actually because I was a roofer too, I wore boots all day. So that when I quit and was just stay-at-home dad, Brian, if I didn't put my shoes on during the day, I'd be like, what a wasted day. I didn't do anything else. I just put my shoes on. And I felt like I achieved something. Yeah. I wore my socks until right right before bed but i just

that's because i have that's like yeah and that's like a normal i guess thing to do for a person so i do appreciate you trying to sort of you know throw something out there to brian like hey i wear my socks but i think we a lot of us do whereas brian wearing his shoes all day is is considered i think by a lot of people to be sort of a little bit strange well i support you bro thank you and it will be strange for the people that we are covering this week i want to we're doing naked guys and uh one of the ground rules here is non-sexual because we've already done sex guys right and we also i think i've learned that this is not a sexual thing at all. It isn't.

And it's frowned upon from the posts I've seen you. There's kind of a lot of stuff, you know, the posts I've seen you post like, oh, what do you do if we become aroused? This is like an issue if I see someone naked and I become aroused. So they're like trying to stamp out the sexuality. I would. Listen, I'm i'm no psychiatrist i would venture to guess that a lot of them are telling themselves it's not sexual but at the end of the day and we don't have to get into that but at the end of the day the compulsion to do that the want to do that

there it is tied to sexuality full stop but i appreciate them being like it's not what it's about yeah we're not gonna we're gonna we're not gonna openly be having sex with each other when we all get together naked we're not gonna start talking listen you're gonna you're gonna see it you're gonna see it and you're gonna want to talk on it but this community we don't do that we don't it's frowned upon. Well, my daughter found me something. This is the funniest thing. So my daughter's prepping this episode for me. She goes to Facebook and looks at the Facebook stuff.

And one of the things that happened was that she got a shout out on a naked naturalist board because she signed up. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. How old is your daughter, Brian? 18. She's in college. And I had already sent her pictures of guys like really nasty naked pictures of guys. Right.

I will say I was never a naked guy, but I was always someone who was comfortable walking around my space, nude, my house, home nude, or my apartment nude. And now I have three children, all daughters. And I've really stopped.

Yeah. Because it's just like, like one of them, like the younger one will like, like if I get out of the shower, if I'm changing, well, like look at my dick and balls.

Like, it's like Haley's comment just like and then sorry chopper uh then uh the older one who's like 10 now she's kind of like disgusted by it so like if like you know i yeah like again if i get another shower and like my dick's flapping around she she literally goes like, oh, I'm like, I that I will not abide by. I will not be made to feel disgusting in my own home. So I just decided just to be like wear basketball shorts everywhere, even in the. Yeah, I have compression shorts. That's as close as I get.

But everybody in my house is you really in this house. But everybody in my house is you really in this house, you get naked one second before you get in the shower and then you have your clothes on one second before you get out. And if there's going to be some some bedroom stuff, the lights all have to be out completely. And a fan has to be on so nobody can hear anything, even though my daughter lives at college, you know. So who are who are you trying to keep the sounds from when you put the fan on if no one else lives there? Just never know. How big is this fan? Shouldn't you put on like the 1812 Overture or something? You're like, I have a little fan.

Yeah, yeah. Are you doing quiet? You're doing some quiet fucking? Like a fan? For sure, yeah. It's like, come on. Oh, I see. It's going to be a noise.

Let's not yell have you ever have you ever not to turn this sexual at all because that's not what this episode's about but have you ever had like loud sex before right yeah when i was younger yeah when you're once when there's kids involved there's no it's it's like it's like you're like fucking ethan hunt well it's just Impossible. Well, that's cool to know because, of course, my partner is pregnant at the moment. So I'm just living out the last few months of walking around. Can I just tell one quick story that's about sex? It's not me.

It's my friend. My friend. And you can edit this out. My friend. No, we won't. By the way, Brian doesn't. I don't even think he has the ability to or knows how to edit. My friend told me a story

right after they had their i think their second kid him and his wife had sex and they have to do it so fast you're like four minutes in a closet like boom and they like as they finished the doorbell rang and he was like oh fuck that's our new nanny coming for the first day and he just finished and he grabbed a pair of shorts and pulled him up. And he, he, the baby's crying. He picks up the baby.

He opens the door. This young woman's there. The new nanny. He's like, Hey, how are you? And as he's talking to her, his son comes up and pulls down his shorts.

So his like recently, you know, in use penis moments ago, you know, that you, we all know that. Oh, look and feel. It penis moments ago. Oh, you know that you, we all know that. Oh, look and feel.

It's fucking wild. Oh, congratulations, Chris. So I thought, I thought I'd go with some jokes first. Obviously there's some topical humor on the nudist, on the naked and not ashamed.

Uh, Facebook group. And Paul says, uh, everybody's dressing up like ken and barbie for the movie i can't wait till the new adam and eve movie is released okay but there are they religious then no and then toby tony responds and says i'd love to be an extra and what he's saying is i'd like to go to the movies naked no i get it but yeah they made even if they made an adam and eve movie he couldn't go naked he couldn't go naked

in fact that would be the last movie he'd be able to go naked too because it'd be like a christian movie a fathom event yeah one night only totally so yeah that would be that's i guess i kind of i guess i kind of get what there's him as like then do you really want to see him actually maybe it would be kind of cool well i mean it's jim casaville and gia carano already we're you know pretty hot yeah chris uh here's one josh h says uh i wish they sold a waistband with pockets that way i can still enjoy being nude and still have my phone car keys and wallet but keep my hands free so that's somebody who's like an everyday carry guy we did that it was an old episode everyday carry uh people who kind of have all their shit that they bring around with them and they lay it out on a table to show you

um so this guy's like an everyday carry also a nudist that that's when you're two guys and they intersect like that and you can you can have some issues like i don't have anywhere to everywhere everyday carry well you also i mean don't have anywhere to everyday carry. Don't make it a waistband. Get a little backpack. A little Kevin Durant backpack or something. A little shoulder bag. Everything except for a few square inches

of your back. Your balls and everything. What if something's on the belt and it hangs down over top of your dick and then you can't see your dick anymore what yeah that's here that you don't have them that's like when i read this i then went to amazon and was like accessories for nudists and it's all just shirts that say like nudist in disguise like wait a second is it maybe just because they can use normal accessories like they can use like just like a shoulder bag and put

their stuff in it. You know what I mean? Just use one of those murses that you put over top of your... I don't know how big the market is for this. It just feels like a couple of folks are like, it would be great if it was a waistband. But everyone else is like,

I just have a shoulder bag. I have a bag, yeah. Josh does come back and say, I want somewhere to put my hands. If I cross my arms across my chest, I look judgy. If I stand like Superman, it looks like I'm showing off my junk. What to do? Ha ha.

Josh, this is the crucial moment where you really need to decide if you want to be a nudist or not. Yeah. Because it can't be like, I love being a nudist, but I love having my hands in my pocket. You can't be torn like that. Yeah, but he does bring up an interesting, though, because, yeah, where do you put your hand? But I don't know. I guess I don't put my hands in my pockets when I stand there. I just kind of stand there normal.

I do. I'm trying to think, how do I stand if I'm just standing there? And I guess I'm probably, if I'm being honest, I probably have my phone up, and I'm probably looking at my phone. That's probably what I'm doing, and that's what i'm doing with my hands i'll say this i just wrote down on a little pad of paper pockets for nudists like a little thin belt that's maybe like a twine level and then regular jeans pockets okay on the side that's not that's honestly not your worst idea and i think that probably speaks to some of the other ideas more than this one but yeah that's not i think you yeah as i as i said i don't know that the market is huge for it but you probably would sell some products some for

i'll buy one for fun you know yeah exactly you'd have some people that aren't even nudist but they're like this is funny or a funny gag gift to give to someone or whatever that's where you get real money so if you can make a sincere invention but it gets used as a gag gift like that's awesome yeah just do it like guys would just buy it so they could do a goof on their girlfriend yeah yeah then you know like she comes in and he's wearing that and he's like i got some in my pocket oh it's an engagement ring yeah that's that honestly brian you should you should consider this for a while you should think about this and then like not follow through with it in the end that's probably what i'll do um on our nudist somebody asks here is it natural to invite adult family members on nude beach trips so me and my wife are going to our first nude beach,

which is all over beach next summer. Me and my wife are wanting to bring her sister and her sister's boyfriend along with us. So we have someone to hang out with us. This will be the first time we all been naked together. And I don't want this trip to be an awkward experience. It will be, it will be if you're, if you're family members and you, it depends on the type of person, I guess. Maybe there are some like, you know, like more free love type people where it wouldn't be considered that way. But I know in my life, if I went with my brother, I'm thinking about it right now because my brother and his wife, you know, like if I went with them and my Ariel and I and we went to the beach and all got naked it would be the least enjoyable experience at a beach that i've ever had by my god the last time i saw my brother's cock was in 1987 and i would love to keep it that way yeah totally when you're a kid i mean i don't know i don't want to know what my brother's adult and then also like your sister-in-law's tits. Yeah. She's like, what are you doing? Why would you think that that's in any way a reasonable thing? And also, so are they all nudists?

Or are you just going to say, hey, we're going to a nude beach? Well, that's an interesting thing here. Dare to Bear did reply and said, bring it up to them casually. It doesn't hurt to ask. I'm the nudist between my wife and I. It could hurt to ask. I'm the nudist between my wife and me. It could hurt to ask. I would disagree. I think it could hurt to ask if you said, hey, I got to ask you something.

You want to come fucking get naked with me and my wife? Yeah. If somebody asked me, I'd say no. That's weird. That would be my word. Yeah, I would say, honestly, it's inappropriate for you to ask me that. If my brother asked me that, and my brother would ask me that, and I would say honestly, it's inappropriate for you to ask me that. Like if my brother asked me that and like my brother would ask me that and I would laugh, you know, like the relationship we have, it would be a joke. But if he was asking in earnest, I would say like, hey, man, that's really inappropriate thing to ask.

Who the fuck invented it doesn't hurt to ask. Yeah. Like that has got so many people in so much trouble and ruined relationships for generations. My dad always says it. I'm like, no, it really does hurt sometimes. Sometimes, yeah. He goes, I'm the nudist between my wife and I. We invited some friends with us to the Outer Banks for the week.

I was nervous because while they knew I preferred to be nude, I expected to have to be clothed the whole week. Surprisingly, they were the ones who brought up i could be myself all week and it wouldn't bother them which so the guy just walked around naked all weekend and that's kind of i don't want to ruin your vacation but that's chill though i would say that like he he's like yo i'm i'm gonna put clothes on because i'm not gonna like push this on that's inappropriate people might not want to see my fucking cock and but then they were like yo we want to see your cock and then he's like okay i'll take it out then i'll walk around and you can look at it and stuff and so that's kind of a nice agreed upon scenario where

no one's getting hurt he has the nicest friends in the world yeah yes like i feel like i'm i'm not trying to be nasty but like i just feel like if you're really like a hardcore nudist, it's going to be tough for your like best social friends to not be also nudists because like you can't go on vacation with them. But like his friends are awesome and he should really hold on to them. Well, the original poster now replies and here's where he tells us his real issue. Here he goes. I'm just really nervous about getting hard in front of my sister along. I'm comfortable when I see her naked for the first time and i'm like talking about man that's like that's why at the end of the day it's like i love these people they're god's children but most of it comes down to oh man am i gonna get hard today like problems that we don't worry about

yeah that's what i was we we discussed this briefly i think maybe on the stream brian i'm not sure where but yeah i don't get at my age now i don't get boners that i can't control it doesn't happen to me anymore where i'm just like oh no i'm becoming erect now against my will it just doesn't happen double wrapped you're wearing underwear and pants even if you even if you like fucking like bumped fell face first into like i don't know selena gomez's cleavage or something like i don't think that like you would instantly like you're not benny hill you know what i mean i'm just gonna get hard that's what they seem to be. But you think, Ike, that if you're naked all the time, that you might get hard more.

If you're laying down and you're naked, you're laying on your back, and you see someone else naked, there's no restriction. It's just like your dick will start moving. And once there's a little bit of movement, we're off to the race. Yeah, I guess I don't know because the only times that I'm naked generally are by myself or in a sexual situation you know what I mean like if I'm naked with somebody else it generally is a

sexual situation so yeah it's I don't really know well sketch out 88 response and said if this is your first time engaging in recreational nudity you might find yourself getting at least a partial erection don't stare or let your eyes linger and maybe stay laying face down for a bit until the moment passes so this person's just saying like yo we're we all it happens to every single one of us we all literally all get hard every time we get naked it's gonna happen to you for a good six months where every time you see a naked person uh that's yeah that's i don't know i i guess i would need more data on it it seems surprising to me that it would be an actual issue that would come up all

the time but i guess you're right if you are naked and you're seeing someone i don't know i don't i've been i've been naked at a nude beach before so i can speak on it in that level i've been naked at a nude beach in vancouver rec beach it's called it's a famous nude beach and i there's all kinds of naked people around me and i never even came close to getting hard i just don't know if that's how how it would work for me and i know everybody's like oh brian you're a big sex guy i just think that like brian's a sex guy by the way i actually do you know he do you know hedonism i do know hedonism yeah he's he's he's trying to make you actually well i guess kind of yeah you know he might be able to help him out but yeah he's trying to find a way to get get himself to hedonism i'm

not people are trying to find a way to get me at hedonism and we're trying to figure out how to get this guy's kind of make a wish type situation where this guy wants to go and and by the way there's a nude and prude side and we're like just go to the prude side because that would be like a good little like you know stepping stone and he's like no i'm going straight to the nude side. That's what he yelled at me. Sketched Out did have this little piece of information that I think is really strange to me. I don't know if he's being funny, but he doesn't say LOL or anything. There's no indication that it is sarcasm. He goes, should it persist? Flex your quads for about a minute to divert blood flow.

I've not heard that. i've not heard that i've i've heard like i guess no i don't know that i've ever heard a way to like get rid of a boner not flexing my quads yeah it's never been an issue physical like then it's just like like flexing your quads don't you need to stand for that so then it's like you're like standing with like flexing while you're like dick is flopping up and down and slowly getting soft it's not yeah i i imagine if i had to not achieve uh a boner i i would try to think of like just really sad or gross things yeah it would go down after a minute if i had cold water i'd maybe put cold water on it i see i'm a cold water guy that's my fetish yeah i feel it just when i feel it even if i drink a sip of cold water boiling i mean i do have something that'll

help everybody that's listening to this and there is a nudist beach or nudist not it's not a beach because it's in ohio it's a trail it's like the woods where in ohio cedar trails nudist retreat which i assume is probably by cedar point okay because my family's from cedarville that might be where it's at i actually that's baptist bro they're all baptists i have their 10 maybe it's like a pushback against the baptists you know what i mean like it is close to yellow springs which is a very like lefty town oh yellow springs is that's where they have the water sports festival every year not at all anything okay so here's their top 10 questions we'll go through the thing as uh number one is what happens if i get an erection so now we'll get the etiquette for real. Okay, here we go.

And then who's the official? Someone took minutes on this, and this is the official. The Cedar Trails Nutistreet Retreat LLC is answering. Okay. This is their rules. Okay. Put a towel over it, which that doesn't seem like it would work. That's like a gag you do.

Like drape a towel over top of it like it like it's a hanger is that what they're saying that sort of would bring attention to i try to do an austin powers style gag right away is their first thing you try to bring as much attention to your ectopete as possible maybe a red towel just hang a red towel yeah look at the towel color they won't even know uh go for a walk. Take a cold shower. Whatever it takes to calm yourself down. We like to maintain a non-sexual environment, which assists. So this is not an issue.

It is not acceptable to have an erection in public. And if you cannot control yourself, you will be asked to leave Cedar Trail. I wonder how often that happens. Yeah. I mean, I guess enough that they've put it in there. So it's probably happened from time to time. People who just come in there so horny. You know, they just show up and they're just out of control. Well, that's what do you allow swingers or have swinging is a question here.

No, we are a family friendly retreat. No, no, no, no, you're not. You're not totally. No, no. No, you're not. You're not. Totally. No, no, you're not. Well, you know what I mean? I guess I could, but yeah, not to me. Like, it wouldn't be necessarily the type of place I would bring my family. When you say family-friendly, you are saying there are children are welcome.

That is absolutely universal. Yeah. And at no point should there be nude children around nude adults unless you're on like some desert island situation you know what i mean it's just no yeah that's and they should clarify that and be like actually brian is there like a 18 and over no they're all for families like some of the stuff i read that was the weirdest stuff was people saying like hey you know we're a nudist family and now that my daughter's a teenager and my son's a teenager they don't want to be nude anymore is there anything you think you're like oh that's really yeah legally you know that sounds a little

murky it sounds a little murky it sounds a little if it. It sounds a little, it's not great. I mean, hey, I don't want to tell other people how to live their lives, but it sounds like they do want to tell other people how to live their lives. Well, our nudist, Jamie Miller, says, I want to be a nudist when I get my own apartment, but I want to be sanitary for when I have others over. Advice? This is important.

Okay, first advice, Jamie. Do not post with your full name on the nudist forum. Advice number one. Well, let's find out here. Roxas 1366 says, number one rule when being a nudist, have fun and relax. Number two, always carry a towel to sit on, just like Mr. Talley always says.

Oh, South Park crossover. We've done South Park guys on here before. Guys who are still keeping that dream alive. But yeah, Talley, I love that. Yeah, that's good. I would think that's true, definitely, that you'd want to. But yeah, you'd want to sit on a towel, something that you could clear out, because your asshole otherwise is going to be the seat that's the problem what about this guy who says we have

washable covers on our couches and we'll lay a towel down if we're sitting on chairs with that so they have covers on they fucking get home from work and they take their clothes off and sit straight down because how often are you washing it because like do you know i mean i guess you're keeping your anus clean i would imagine but still you're pressing your bare anus up against it i would have to be cleaning that daily you're cleaning i mean every time you can dump you have to take a shower like you know what i mean like you take everyone takes a shower in the morning and washes their butt but at some point during the day you poop and then some people take a shower. Then you're going to go poop and sit down and have a cup of coffee. Yeah, where do you sit afterwards? And then, yeah, it's true.

You need like 1970s style slipcovers. You need like big, like your grandma, the things that your grandma used to keep on the couch. You live on that. And then when guests come over, you take them off. That's it. Simple. Yeah.

I mean, I think like that they could have bidets, number one, which I have two of. Bidet is a good call. And so they're keeping their ass a little cleaner with the bidet, definitely. So that could work. And you're keeping it a little bit wetter maybe then too? No, you try it. You try it, I guess. You have a towel.

Because, yeah, you have a little, you have a towel to wipe your anus with if you have it. But I take it you're not a bidet guy. I don't have a towel because yeah you have a little you have a towel to wipe your anus with if you have it but i take it you're not a bidet guy i don't have but i had to sell my bidet because of the strike it's really tough sorry hey the assumption to me though is that they clean the slip covers over the couch when people are coming over and then for them they just over they don't care they're just sitting in their own ass yeah they don't care yeah and they're also like again i guess you're only inviting people over who are also nudist so they're like oh we're oh i love these slip covers we we have the same one you know what i mean it's not like you're inviting you know non-nudes over and you're gonna be like sitting there nude because again that is pretty aggressive it's like with the swingers i just can't imagine these people having non-nudist

friends in a way you know it just becomes part of your life yeah and you gotta think that like everybody they talk to knows they're a nudist that's what you you gotta think that they're always like well what are you doing on the weekend and they're like well we you know we like to go to this nudist place and play volleyball naked or whatever you know that's mostly what they do is what's the uh what's the worst sport to play nude oh actually i have an answer for that oh wow i might get i would say rugby tackle football you know like yeah yeah well here let me read you this my wife and i were at a nudist resort this last weekend for a halloween party this was the resort scheduled weekend for covering their outdoor pool part of the process was to set up a water hang on a second i just thought of something what is a nudist place but it's a halloween party so no costumes no you're it's just like your fate

you're like i'm dr jill biden i'm wearing a long wig but then you see i see or you could have like yeah you could have a little like uh you know uh but everybody has the same costume below well the thing the thing we've talked about with hedonism too is that you're not allowed to wear fetish gear on the nude side. And that's a big sort of a contentious point. Yeah. Because you want to, if you wear fetish gear, that's clothes. So they're like, even if you have your dick and ass out and you have the cutout for it, it still is clothed. And they don't, they don't let that happen so you got so you got like on the non-nude

side a guy wearing like a like a big dog t-shirt next to a guy in like a ball gag in his mouth yeah yeah yeah i feel like a lot of the times they just don't go the fed it they know they don't go to hedonism it's not their their place really hedonism the nude side is the nude side because you just want to be able to like slide in in a way you know what i mean we're all just kind of hanging out oh hey how's it going did you just say did you just say we're all just kind of hanging out well that's i was doing an impression of a guy at the nude side of hedonism too but this guy goes out one weirdly one of your most accurate impressions i've ever seen. Part of the process was to set up a water volleyball net in the shallow end of the pool. We started volleying a beach ball back and forth as we were alone in the pool.

Me, always wanting to show off to my wife, decided it was a good idea to demonstrate how Olympians use a jump overhand serve. how olympians use a jump overhand serve being in the shallow end when i jumped up to serve my man tackle came out of the water and re-entered entered the water with what could only be described as a flop it felt like i got kicked square in my berries i haven't been racked like that since high school football be careful i thought he was gonna say he jumped up to spike and his dick and balls went through like the little hole in the net got caught there like a fish and he's just like upside down like oh oh he's literally hanging from it oh yeah that really hurt me when i read it when i was prepping the show i read that and all i could think about is my balls slapping the water and i was like oh man that is i could never be a nudist that's like the guy i saw a guy who was like who likes doing yard work naked and he was wearing a pair of

rubber boots and he was weed whacking completely fucking naked except for the boots and i was like i've i've weed whacked before and that little cord yeah hit something and then pop off and hit you in the leg and it fucks you up i can't imagine what that does to the head of your penis when some things are just like you don't want to be on a riding mower nude you know it's just like there's just some things that are just like it's better to throw on pants and you and if you do you don't definitely don't want to be on a shitty skag or whatever that's a good no see we just did lawn guys and this guy this mother this fucking guy tries to say skag is like a good but it turns out he was

wrong and there's much better mowers than even name one no i i could i had the list i named it on the episode so it says some people like lawnmower guys. I am a lawnmower man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you guys made that joke. No, we didn't really have a lot to do with mowing the grass. You know,

that's the real problem. The lawn guys were pissed. They're like, I went to see this movie. That guy doesn't even mow the lawn. Yeah. They would, it would not be good for them.

They love lawnmower. If you got, if you got the money, you know, what, like 40 bucks. Yeah. they're fucking shit thousand dollars this is the pappy van winkle of lawnmowers that's i have a question that's a question it would be a good question ike have you ever do you do you drink whiskey at all uh yeah i like whiskey so have you ever had pappy van winkle sure yes i think you might be yeah that's that's really really or the first two guests first two guests 40th birthday someone gave

me a really like nice bottle of uh pappy and it's delicious yeah it's all brian and i make a joke we say that it's all we drink and like we use it it. We're obsessed with it. It is cool to talk. We did whiskey, guys. It's buttery, apparently. I'm like a whiskey. Whiskey guys are like, I want it neat. Oh, no. I like old fashions and Manhattans.

You don't call it imbibing. You don't call it imbibing, right? No. You're not a whiskey guy. You don't call it imbibing you don't call it imbibing right no okay so you're not you're not a whiskey guy you don't want to imbibe some libations yeah beverages some libations good sir yeah no i i'm just like i'm making a drink does anyone want one here's something some people would be interested in i drive nude or at least donald duckett when i can it's quite enjoyable i'm wondering how many people do it and how often now that right there seems like the riskiest behavior you could ever get pulled over you're going to jail bud you should too

unless you're driving a lifted truck oh you know what if you're a semi driver you drive a lifted truck go for it yeah there's no chance of somebody seeing you then i guess there's like no harm in it but yeah if you're just like driving around in a regular car around in the city where you like stop at a stoplight and your fucking dick is hanging out you could people don't want to see that you're no on them you know or then if like you like just like all the shitty things that happen when like you get rear-ended and you get out of then if like, just like all the shitty things that happen, like you get rear-ended and you get out of the car

and you're like, God damn it, what's your insurance? You're just your assholes hanging out? It's just like so not dignified. That would be an incredible viral video, you know, like nudist road rage incident. Guys, I remember when I was a really, when I was young, we pulled up.

I was with my dad, and we pulled up to a light. And two guys, they hit each other in the intersection, and they got out, and they just started fighting. And I just imagine if one of those guys was naked fighting on the concrete. As a kid, if you saw that, it would be the funniest thing you'd ever seen. would die you would like just go to like little kid heaven right away just like it's too funny naked guy fighting who has top level yeah this person says vinyl seats need a cloth cover and it's clarified summer heat on vinyl seats can do some damage oh god like and the worst part about that damage would be you wouldn't recognize it was going to happen until the end of the ride and you had to get up you know what i mean and you're stuck on

then and there's like nothing you can do like what are you going to call the fire department i mean just burning you're just sitting down because like when you grab the steering wheel yeah on like a 90 degree day that thing is fucking hot but you would realize that right away when you wouldn't like you know what i mean you'd like feel it presumably you'd touch it before you sat down but now now you're waiting 10 minutes for your car to cool down while you're nude yeah well this guy that's the life of a nudist this alan wilford says you have to do it even if you go for a nighttime drive just keep something to cover your lowers if needed and you know what this thread did

to me really is if i see a guy driving without a shirt now i basically am now going to think that they're naked yeah because it just i don't know if you're not wearing pants you're totally naked when you're driving and a cop pulls you over obviously you're gonna like grab for your pants and like all of a sudden that cop is gonna be like what the fuck are they doing you know what i mean it's just like a recipe to be shot well this person does give some some some help here some night time is when i normally do it i pull off on some i try to be a little less creepy so i go under the darkness of night and drive around naked on old country roads looking for hitchhiking

he goes nighttime is when i normally do it i pull off on some country road get nude and drive with the windows down i love it today i did it during the day so okay so this I've seen like a lot of documentaries like people becoming bolder and stuff like that when they're with their crimes and this kind of sounds like the same thing like today I did it I didn't need the darkness of night I was proud I did it at 7 a.m in front of a school I pulled over I pull over on a country road and get naked and then get back like it just there's so many variables there's way too many variables for that one because people in the country on rural roads if they see you just standing outside of your car getting naked that would be problematic to them i don't like this it's not good and then adult beach replied love driving nude also and do it a couple times a week i have some old vws i cruise nude in

on weekends with people looking and waving such a thrill vws volkswagens i guess but well they're first of all they're waving because it's like a little Volkswagen Beetle. You know what I mean? It's not like you're – no, they're not like, oh, look at his balls. They're like, oh, look at that little orange car. He's convinced himself to like, oh, look at everyone. Everyone is so happy about my dick and balls. Look at them.

They're cheering me. Everybody loves the naked guy that drives around. It's so cool. Totally. You know? Everyone's always trying to run out and get my license plate number so they can

presumably look me up and give me some kind of an award. The police have created a special task force just to tell me congratulations. Available Cucumber asked a question and R. Nudist goes, Available Cucumber. Good name, huh? available cucumber asks a question and our nudist he goes available cucumber okay

it really is a good nudist name because it like doesn't it's not like specific you know what i mean but it gives you all these ideas i guess it's not sexual but it is it's just the right amount of sensuality totally it does feel like there's like as you read through the stuff you're like there is some kind of eroticism to this which is fine it's fine driving naked guys and women i mean when you go on our nudist and you scroll down it is like probably 40 naked people driving in their car is, or drinking coffee. That does seem like, yeah, that seems like a thrill seeking, you know, type thing that, that is sort of based in sexuality. It doesn't seem like I want to live my life nude all the

time because it's like, I believe I'm a naturalist. I believe it's natural to live that way. It's like this guy's pulling over, taking off his jeans and getting back in his car naked and driving through the neighborhoods like this guy is a might be some of them might be sex sex guys yeah good morning interested in getting into the lifestyle which by the way don't say that that means a whole that's a swinger that's totally a swinger you're totally in the wrong place yeah go to our swingers go to bubba the love sponge's home if you want to get involved in that there's a youtube channel called tom and bunny and they'll teach you all about it and tom has a really thick long dick it's a guy from the sex guys that they do tours and yeah we just recently learned of tom injecting his own dick

with some random liquid that a guy he just met gave to him and he got my act yeah my one rule in life is never put liquid in your dick that's the one rule i've lived my whole life this guy tells the story for 15 minutes he had this the guy in order to get tom's he was down for a period of time because he was in between doctors and he was having trouble so the guy's like hey man i got this needle that you can put in the base of your dick it'll get you hard for four hours he did and it did by the way it got him hard before he fucked for four and a half hours he ran through about 20 condoms and then tom also ate 100 milligrams of viagra at the same time as injecting his dick and yeah he said he fucked for four and a half hours and he just kept like having to take the condoms off because of the friction was killing the condoms and i was like

tom you are aka a1 lovemaking baby i mean this baby. I mean, it's a woman's dream. It's a woman's dream. Every woman wants to be made love to for four and a half hours and wants you to do it so hard that you wrecked and gone. Oh, man. That is quite literally every woman's nightmare. It doesn't matter who the fucking guy is it can be it can be timothy chalamet it doesn't fucking matter four hours every single woman

is like i quit i hate it i don't want to do anything anything yeah i don't want to watch a four-hour martin scorsese movie and he's my favorite director. Well, how about a three hour, 26 minute one? That's great. All right. That's fine. We're good. I'm into that. Uh, I, uh, so he goes and getting into lifestyle. However, I consider myself a grower, not too impressive in natural state. So I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty self-conscious about that. Any tips or advice on ways to maybe get past it pretty quick also anybody know of any good locations in northeast texas last thing that terrifies me the most being new into this how much am i going to be judged if i'm around others and involuntary

get a rise and get hard so it's a common problem common problem amongst these two and so he's like and i think because he's like i'm a grower not a shore is like me thinks maybe he's like i might try to get it a little hard that's you know what i mean like yeah that's even on his mind is very concerning yeah and but honestly i i would think that small penises are okay in the in the nudist right like sure yeah that's what i was looking through that subreddit a lot of them were small a lot of them like that's what i would say yeah like at the at the um nude beach like my experience going to the nude beach it wasn't like a bunch of huge guys hanging hog like it was smaller dicks a lot of them and you know a lot of like not really like

i guess super sexy people maybe like traditionally sexy bodies and stuff but yeah like small dicks medium-sized dicks i think you could get by with a little one i do want to throw something out there for the people who are considering being nudist in the audiences it's very very very frowned upon and will most likely get you kicked off the beach or out of the resort if you have a piercing uh because they don't they don't like that they wait it draws attention whoa whoa whoa hang on this this just took a turn what these are like so so i'm a guy i'm a nudist i like it whatever and i get my uh like a piercing in my dick. And I show up at the beach.

I'm not flopping around with a boner. I'm not being gross. But I have like a small, classy earring in my dick. Well, basically what would happen, Ike, is I don't know if you're familiar with those scenes where everyone is kind of doing a hushed conversation with each other as you walk through. And they're all kind of looking at you from each side. And sort of, oh my my god is she i just imagined imagined like three nude security guards they have a security back tattoo they have a back tattoo that says security we do know that the workers are not not generally naked that is a problem with hedonism in some of the swingers clubs. Oh, yeah, true, true, that they're not nude.

And I'm sure the employees don't, like, go to parties amongst themselves and just goof on everyone that's there. Oh, it's all I would do. They said, like, so they're saying, like, it draws attention and we're not trying to draw attention to, we're not trying to draw attention to what we're, our penises. You know what I mean? But that's weird. That's just strange.

So does the same standard apply to the pierced nipples? Yes. So no piercings whatsoever. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen yeah this is really exclusive like this they seem like such an inclusive group and like i've sort of this was really out of left field for me like they i didn't expect them to have these types of rules it's very straight i understand the no boners that makes perfect sense you want to make how is that making people uncomfortable though if somebody has a piercing,

that's quite frankly, there should be three rules and three rules only. No boners, no touching, no photos. No, I really think. Yeah. Other than that,

it should, they should maybe no mocking, maybe no mocking. Oh yeah. Obviously. Yeah. Maybe just like, I guess just there's rules.

Like just be like a general, general, like just be a regular person, a regular person. But a regular naked person. Well, I did bring one up here, guys. Thinking of joining a local club this summer, I'm curious on the community's view on ball weights and body jewelry. It's not intended to be sexual, but how do others perceive it?

I don't want to be shunned away. What are ball weights? Excuse my ignorance. I assume that's something to weigh your balls down just from context clues but like i've not i've not heard of that people want to have their balls weighed down to have them be droopier i thought you want the opposite of that i think it's like stretching your earlobes yeah but so you want a longer ball bag you want big stretch no no person man or woman has ever been like, no, this guy is so fucking hot. He's got a fucking 16 inch nutsack. Buddy, you should see the size of his fucking ballsack.

His dick is pretty small. His dick is pretty small. His balls are like. Oh, yeah. They weigh six pounds. I put them up. They weigh six pounds. He's got the heaviest. He's got the heaviest he's got the heaviest balls this guy

this guy is constantly almost flushing his balls down the toilet when he's so fucking hot oh man the other day i was uh yeah i noticed he's got a little bit of no i'm not gonna say that uh my boyfriend keeps hydro sealing himself it's so fucking sexy he's he's like mr belvedere i got some ball weights on the screen oh and stretchers and stretchers so this this is to stretch it out yeah i want a rounded oval one yeah this just look they look like rings for anyone listening they just look like a bunch of like some of them look sort of more like thimbles and then some of them look more just like a ring new chubby cock lock this is the new uh chubby cock see this is pisses me off because i already spent 71 bucks on the old chubby this forced obsolescence is fucking bullshit you got

to go on the boards and see when the next new chubby cock lock is coming out so you don't purchase it too they always do it like right before the new one comes out. The old one starts getting glitchy. Of course. The Surgical Steel Chubby Cock Lock is an amazing ball and penis combination piece. If you're looking for an amazing new sensation, this is the piece for you. Is it a better combination than balls and penis? Wait a second. I don't think so.

This is a sexual thing to like get sexual gratification people like we're who are into like um bondage or whatever cock ring it says you insert your penis and your balls through the largest hole letting your balls hang down in the groove then insert the other ring over your penis and attach the two together it will add over one pound of weight at the base of your cock and balls to drop out of the bottom so oh it makes you it makes it bigger it makes your dick bigger that's what it is yeah and it yeah you get a heavier which is but we're all really looking for again uh not shaming anyone but this just should be only exclusively at sexual like hedonism great

you can have this at yeah nude beach you should not oh yeah this is a no-go at a nude beach this this is different than a piercing because this uh this is like yes a thing that's used in a very sexual way yeah i don't want that shit there although you know and uh so oh the fucking thing just closed i I hate the Reddit app because I had it. But they basically were like, you need to check the rules because a lot of places don't have severe limits on how much jewelry you're allowed to use. Here's the guy that answers. Make sure you review the rules. Some clubs limit or prohibit genital jewelry, including some nipple adornments. Others clubs don't mind a modest amount, but never define what amount is modest.

I'm sure cock rings are frowned upon at a lot of family friendly clubs. Do you think so? You think so? Isn't like a cock ring like a thing that like just like keeps your dick hard yes yes that's what it's for i've heard i've been wearing one this entire interview i think that's a bad thing for the family friendly ones again i'm not trying to shame anyone i'm not trying to rain on anyone's parade do what you want to do as long as you're not hurting anyone but fam the term family friendly does it is a little

rough to hear jack black's dad was jack black's parents were nudists i heard him on howard stern talking about it if if you find that i mean he's cool and like awesome and i love him so that i mean maybe it's okay i take it back show your kids your dick well here's a little more advice i would go without it in the beginning and just see what everyone else is doing. Maybe one day that there are only a few people, wear a small one and ask for reaction. Hey, what do you think of this thing I got on here? What are you saying? There's bigger ones available, but I wanted to start with this one.

I'm just going to try this one. It's $ 71.99 we guys think this is looking good right that is really now you get the picture in your head of the guy walking around saying pointing at his dick like what do you think is this good is this a good one i i so yeah i love the idea i guess it does make sense but where there's no beaches because like where there's beaches you have it does make sense but where there's no beaches because like where there's beaches you have your nude beaches but then if there's if it's landlocked you just have to have nude areas like but that is really funny to me the idea of you know just

having an area that you go to and be naked you know i guess it's the same as a beach there's just no fucking water there it's not the same as a beach though it's not it's not the beach you are for the most part stationary you're laying and also you're almost naked when you're there normally you're almost naked there if you see breasts on a beach it's not that much of a leap it's not why you're at like a fucking nudist state park and you're watching like a guy like cooking hot dogs for his family naked that's just that's just it's it's jarring yeah yeah i mean it would be jarring for anybody who like if especially when he especially when he looks down at the especially when he looks down at the grill and he says well i i only had a pack of six how come i got seven on the grill he's super calm for having almost certainly third degree burns all over

stop comparing yourself to others i notice on this sub and others most of the men that post pictures are proud and loud about what they have if it gets the job done you have nothing to be ashamed of that's a good attitude to have honestly as an adult like i think it's sort of you know it's funny to make fun of people with micro penises or whatever and i'm guilty of it sometimes but but yeah i think as an adult it's like hey you just find somebody who and a guy who's a sex guy who he's like a pickup artist that i called as a prank once saying that i did have a micro penis and asking for suggestions and he just in earnest gave me a great you know you got to get your tongue game going. So, I mean, you know, there's there's there's just like, yeah, he said it in a kind of a crude way.

But it's like, you know, there's other ways you find your way to please your partner and to get pleased yourself. And, yeah, it doesn't you don't have to have a huge one. And it sounds like they're mature when it comes to that kind of stuff in the nudist community. Yeah. Social nudity is a good way to overcome worries about penis size for a few reasons that i don't think that's true by the way i would disagree with that because that would be the thing i was thinking about the whole time i was naked like but eventually exposure therapy eventually i think you would have to either you know you'd eventually get used to it and stop being as it would it might

just be a horrible horrible months of whatever you know well i remember when i was a kid like we used to go to like a gym and we go in the steam room and you'd see like oh my god so many dicks and uh yeah i loved it no no i mean it's like it's i remember as a kid like looking at like an old man or a man dick and being like oh man that guy's balls are fucking huge you know what i mean like are mine gonna be like that and but i think it's a normalizing thing in that kind of setting where there's naked people but it's not about being naked again not judging you want to be a nudist i love you i would love to hang out with you but uh but you know it's i think for for the majority of people it's healthy to see other naked people just because they're we're all different there's all

shapes and sizes and normally the only nudity we normally see when we're by ourselves is we're watching on you know the internet which is by and large hot people so it's good to see different people it makes you feel better about yourself well yeah no i totally agree you're watching porn all the time and most people are watching hot people not me you should see some of the nasty stuff i'm looking at oh the older the better but yeah no it is it is good i think it like it helps you to be less like uh self-conscious about it or whatever you know when you see like hey everyone's kind of got fucked up stuff about their body or it's not perfect or whatever yeah in a socially nude setting you will see many body sizes and shapes most men are likely quote growers themselves and most non-nudist men wildly overstate their penis size

that he doesn't have to say that's taking a shot and i'll say yeah don't be mad that's a teenage thing as well like i don't think guys are out there lying i don't know like in what context would i be lying about my penis size to who who am i lying about it i'm in a relationship you know she knows the size of it only people you should be talking to about your penis size is your significant other and or your doctor yeah anyone else you're gonna get in trouble yeah totally absolutely yeah i don't i don't uh i i'm gonna read like three more things here we just got a couple more things here one is uh what to bring to cedar trails notice retreat so water always absolutely

bring a time to sit and lay on bring any food and drinks for the day or check out our cafe which has limited food service it will be open saturday and sunday with some grab and go items i just when they start that's what hedonism gets me too is like we're gonna go to the restaurant at hedonism it just you start asking yourself so many fucking questions about like are people there naked like just like a nude man like being presented a plate platter of fajitas yeah and who would want yeah like i guess like i i might question the like people who are like i want to i want to work at hedonism like i'll be a cook there i guess it's just a job though right they're not like interacting with people or or or what's probably going on too is if you're working there you're probably like hooking up you know what i mean oh you might

have like you might like oh i gotta go oh i'm in the back but i gotta go out and grab this thing and all of a sudden you're seeing someone like oh like sucking away or whatever it's like if i was a chef at hedonism like i would definitely be like oh my god i hooked up with this amazing mill from iowa last night you know what i mean yeah yeah like you get off your shift you get off your shift and you just kind of hang out at the restaurant or whatever and well the thing me and chris did find out and i don't remember which thing we were doing when we found out but they do have mon at some of the swingers clubs they have monitors in the playrooms so there are like in the playrooms there's people there that like maybe have some condoms to hand out or some lubes and stuff like that.

They're clothed, but they work in the playroom. It's just like when you see the playrooms at swingers facilities, they are the bleakest places in the whole fucking world. Why? They just look really... We couldn't even begin to explain i mean one of them had like a medical push cart in it kind of in the corner and just like really um cold and disgusting and uninviting and yeah really kind of eerie almost but you'd have to see them to understand really they're not like which i guess makes sense on some level but we i have noticed that about the sex clubs is that maybe there are but none

of the ones that tom and bunny go to and like we look at they're all so nasty and i wonder is there nice ones there has to be like nice ones right where there's a lot of money put into it and like rich people go and spend a bunch of money like a lot of times it looks like a like a a repurposed denny's that they put and it's like just like a nasty nightclub like nasty nightclub with like sex rooms all built in it or whatever dungeons and stuff we did talk about the la guy that had like a swinger community where you have to send him a uh you have to send him like a picture of yourself and an application and there's he says there's a bunch of famous people that go to this place but like he can't name them bullshit he can't fucking prove i would say

ike i saw ike's eyes when we started talking about that he just immediately yeah he's giving us the stop he's a winner i've been there i that guy i know that guy but yeah he's a really weird like culty guy okay we hang out we we promised we weren't going to talk about sex stuff on this episode so let's get back to non-sexuality. Remember, no glass containers. Bring a lounge chair if you're able. We have limited supply and they fill up quickly. Sunscreen and bug spray are suggested.

No shit. Ikeen shoes or sandals if you're walking the trails. Bring a good book or magazine as electronic devices are not allowed in the public areas. Suggest having a small bag or backpack to put your keys and personal items in above all, bring your smile and have fun. So above all, bring that sideways smile of yours.

It gets so nasty at the end. Well, Kurt did a review of sun shower country club in indiana which is the most uh it's the most uh popular nude club in the country these places are all really in the heartland huh we're really looking at ohio indiana what else we got what's going on in fucking kansas this is the one so years ago i did a series about real sex the uh yes the tv show right and they one of the things we watched was a nudes a poppin tournament on there and they had like this indiana club allows the public in one time a year and they have different nude contests

uh none of them are like sexual it's like well we you know we did some basketball we did some of this and that we took some pictures you know whatever and uh it's a really popular thing that people go to and it's so creepy guys will build scaffolding like basically in the so that they'll bring ladders and sit on top of the ladders because the crowd gets so big that you can't see the naked people. If you're on the ground. So Brian, wait,

hold on. So it's like regular clothed Indiana locals come and watch a bunch of like nudies have fun. Yeah. Yeah. Do some nudist stuff. It's so, that is,

that is fucking sexual. Yeah. I mean, maybe not for the nudies, but for the fucking indiana perverts they are like yeah like like you know what i mean it's a friday night like you know fucking like high school football's going on they're like yeah i'm gonna go see uh some uh tits shooting hoops yeah yeah i'm sure the people the guys that bring ladders are definitely there to build like a spank bank

or whatever like that yeah yeah yeah psycho to bring a ladder anywhere really that guy must just not have internet he's like oh i love titties when i when i want to see a pair of titties know what i do i go to smart and final i buy myself a big old ladder. I wait until that one night a year where all the local folks get naked and I climb up that ladder. Kurt, at the Sun Shower Country Club in Indiana, first of all, we know he's mad because he's only done three reviews. Anybody with less than 20 reviews only reviews when they're mad. That's just the way it is.

One star two months ago used to be a nice place when we first became members. The members were and are awesome. Made a lot of friends there. The owners, on the other hand, are money hungry. They don't care about the members at all. When we got there, they needed to add 10 lots six years ago. Now they have 20 open lots. They closed the hot tub.

Parentheses cost too much to fix. Parentheses Legionnaire's disease. They won't upgrade the electric to accommodate the newer campers that require 50 amps. Quote, parentheses cost too much to upgrade. And the meters don't read correctly. they won't hire professional grounds crew they expect members to volunteer for everything i love a lot of money the industry is dying this is like i know there's a place out here that's a baseball card shop yeah and it's a one guy and it's a tiny little store and it's always messy and he's the air conditioning doesn't work because he's the only one and he can't afford

to make an amazing shopping experience for his seven customers and i think i think this place is suffering from the same oh i'm sure i wouldn't think though i had thought about this a lot and and i didn't see a lot of them on the subreddit or any of the other places but it does not it does seem like it's less young people than you would expect into the thing and it's like a lot of the stuff they say about the swingers clubs too where it's like everybody's over 40 as you said the industry is dying this swingers club industry is fucking dying yeah people don't want to be naked i guess you do it at home too but young people young people i do feel like are much more sexually adventurous and again i know we're not talking about sex

i'm just saying that it's all linked so maybe there will be like this big like resurgence resurgence you know like like once the kind of gen xers age out and the you know because right now these millennials and zoomers they're getting naked they're just getting naked at home yeah and they're able to set that all up like online they can yeah create like a thing here's an interesting thing that they bring up that you would have never thought of for a nudist resort uh the roads are gravel not in the best shape and they won't pave them so you don't that costs like four hundred thousand dollars to pave a bunch of roads to a huge place in Indiana. Guys, they don't have the fucking money.

We're good shoes. Yeah, we're good shoes. Stop complaining. Stop complaining or just go walk around in a field naked. That's exactly. That's what I think. Drive down a country road at night with your dick out. But like, exactly.

Give these people bad reviews, sir. Dude, go canoeing in the country. Pull off to the side and just stand around. That's what a lot of people do, it seems like. They go camping to a secluded place, and they get up in the morning, and they drink their coffee naked, and they hang around naked all day. That's what they seem to be doing. Yeah, and that's the best it's going to get, guys.

We're not creating an alternate infrastructure for our society where you can be naked everywhere you go at any minute yeah if you want to live in our world you gotta wear clothes most of the time unfortunately so yeah god when i become a nudist in like 10 years the community is going to fucking hate me for everything i've said oh yeah this is going to come back to bite you in your bare ass if you enjoy music at the pool like other clubs you won't find it here they do like to spend most of the winter in florida though well no shit they're nudist yeah who's gonna go to a fucking nude park in indiana in fucking february yeah hey uh so here's something i posted uh my dick got frostbite and fell off because I was in a can. Yeah, I lost my dick last time I went. Two stars because it still was a pretty nice facility.

Maybe it's me, but people go to or become members at a resort to enjoy the amenities and relax and not have to work or have nothing to show for the money they pay in fees. As far as the members go, five stars. Never had a bad time with the members. A lot of good laughs and memories. Hopefully someone will be willing to step in and buy it would hate to see a 64 year old resort go to waste over greed oh i see so this is kind of like and this is like one of an old place this is like a historic place for probably a lot of these people have been going there for many many years but yeah sometimes this way the world works sometimes things uh they

fail or they just outlive their usefulness and they move on and then the world evolves a little bit true sorry here's our last thing here it's from quora it's my favorite website i love quora is there a nudist or clothing optional college in the united states not yet not not yet not yet but when we get the first nudists sitting in congress that's what they need they need a bare anus sitting in congress and then we can get some actual you know if there was a fucking progressive nudist candidate, like you think that Fetterman's driving them crazy. Oh, wait till you see Congressman fucking ball sack. Congress,

like all sack walking around, flopping it out and all it out. Sponsoring a Medicare for all bill that is actually good. And then like, yeah, this is how, this is how populism like in progressivism can kind of fuse together. That would be incredible.

I want to see it. If you're a nudist, think about it. It could be your time to run for office. Ball waits for all. There probably was a nudist. I'm probably in like the 2004 California recall. There was probably someone who was like, I'm a nudist and I'm right. I guarantee you there was.

I'm sure there was probably someone who's like i'm a nudist and i'm right but i mean like i guarantee you there i'm sure they're what because somebody who goes through lists of candidates for all sorts of things all the time i can say that for all kinds of elections there are wild but like a viable one who like gets on the national stage and like gets like you know gets onto debates and stuff just sean hannity just browbeating him in an interview. And he's totally all blurred out. I want to show you guys something real quick. Okay. Yeah. So. What do we got here?

Oh, Dennis Smith. Oh my God. He's a candidate. What a great way to end. Now, how old is this? I wonder. Dennis Smith. Now, what party? Newport West. Welsh nude and proud how old is this i wonder dennis smith now what what party years ago newport west that's not new welsh nude and proud party candidate so it's it's europe i'm sorry it's in europe that makes sense he's in wales okay this guy's a this guy's a proper geezer hey look at this guy he goes uh

a vote for a confident candidate is one of the things you get, which is true. He's naked. A vote towards less restrictions. Yeah, less restrictions, like the restrictions of underwear and pants. He is, however. He was pro-Brexit, however. Oh, yeah. He's a heavy dude.

Really? A vote to re-nude Newport Center. And then one of the things, by the way, is this better together nude, and it's him wrestling then one of the things by the way is this better together nude and it's him wrestling with one of his old nude male friends i guess it might be his i don't know if he's he might be gay it might be a partner but it doesn't seem it seems like they're just kind of rough housing with each other i generally like when i vote i try not to like vote for novelties i don't see a world where i do not vote for this i would live without a doubt if he had like decent policies you know like he just he would have to be again not just completely

outrageous but yeah as long as he's not a fascist i'm voting for this i'm voting for the naked guy i want i want to know what my representative's penis looks like we did that on a prank we did that on a prank yes uh naked equals safer we when it comes to tackling crime we think naked is better statistics have shown that naked men are almost 90 times less likely to be mugged uh public transport we think everyone that study yeah that comes from nothing you know how would you be naked and getting mugged how could they have enough you're not gonna we found that naked men are getting mugged less but beaten senselessly is is up 85 percent yeah mugged less because they don't have a wallet on their nude body just beaten to a bloody pulp we think everyone should want to

use public transport not only do we want all buses to be electric we also want them to be fitted with white down seats as standard uh okay do you know how cold wales is eight months a year i mean this i will say he does seem a little bit like of a one issue can't i would like to see a little bit more i want i want school lunches to be made by nude chefs yeah like every single thing he brings it back to dude yeah well that is uh naked guys i will put this as the uh art for the thing i'm probably also gonna post it on twitter as soon as i'm done uh but god this is so funny uh ike i want to thank you for coming on. Is there anything you would like to plug? No, just support your local union if you can. Yeah, way to rub it in, Brian.

Anything you want to plug, Ike? When everything's shut down and he can't work? Well, hey, I'll say the only positive thing from the strike for me, you know, still going on now, is that ike is available to do a podcast i'm gonna contact tom cruise just don't do scientology guys yeah well i i don't the thing is that i did political stuff for so long that i really run away from that the closest i got was history guys yeah and that was with matt christman from oh my god the possible best guest ever yeah he's great he's great

that's real nice because tomorrow i'm uh co-hosting chopo because matt is having his kids oh he's having the baby yeah very exciting very exciting and of course and that already happened for everyone who's listening no you just say he's the best guest ever and i'm like well yeah the first i told josiah hughes and he said uh oh that's big shoes to fill i'm gonna be gone uh it's not gonna be long but thank you for doing the show ike chris pleasure guys really appreciate it patreon.com murder x brian for the streams and i mean you can do that on Twitch.tv slash MurderXBrian. But for the bonus shows, which who knows what we did this week. Because it's two weeks from now.

And Sky Guy's next. Bye. Bye.