Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 5: Dave Navarro with Josiah (@josiahhughes) and Aaron (@Bertovo)

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

For the first time in our very short run we took a look at the archetype for what rock guys are supposed to look like proponent of the Liv Mas lifestyle and a man that respects the office of the presidency, Dave Navarro We look at his brainy quotes page, a few old uncomfortable audio clips and then, to round it out we listened to two weird guys making their teens talk about Dave Navarro on Sons of Anarchy. As always, it was really fun and I appreciate you listening For more Bryan you can go to patreon.com/murderxbryan twitch.tv/murderxbryan and of course twitter.com/murderxbryan For Aaron he is @bertovo on twitter and does @chapofym and I Hate This Team on all podcasting apps For Josiah he is @josiahhughes and he is on patreon.com/the155pod 

All right, welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. A show without theme music. Oh, actually, the theme music will have already happened, too. I was hoping we'd get to listen to it again. Well, we should. From the top. Hold on. Nope, we can't listen to it again. Well, we should. From the top. Hold on. Nope, we can't listen to it again because, wait a minute.

For some reason, it's deleted off of my soundboard, or my soundboard's not saving. Yeah, nope. Nope, it's all gone. Here, I'll give the free listeners one of something. Nope, never mind. I can't do anything. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to fuck with you. Seamless. Seamless intro. is one of something uh nope never mind i can't do anything i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna seamless seamless intro well this week from uh and and i look i i okay i have josiah hughes from what's up 55 podcast what's going on guys it's is it only guy so is it only going to be guys on the show too i think that's i think if you're only talking about guys, you should be allowed to only have guys on the show. I think that's a loophole. Almost everybody I know is a guy. I'm sure there will be a woman on here.

I'm trying to have all the people I have known in the past come on here to do with their strength. Last week, we had Jesse talking about Arrowwood, which is totally opposite of something he would be, but I just wanted to. But for Chapo, F-Y-M, and I hate this team, I have Bertovo, Aaron. Ahoy, hoy. Hey, hey, hey. I don't know why I did that.

That was stupid. That was cool. That was so cool why I did that. That was cool. That was so cool. I felt like I should hang up. I was alphaed out of here with that. These guys make me nervous because I'm just afraid they're going to make fun of me. That's why the show

has gotten off to what I would consider a rocky start. That is good. I thought the sound music... The sound of music yeah the sound of music in that intro was great the fucking music man it's gone it is you know what is true off of my soundboard you you made this whole production about how the theme song is way too long and you feel so uncomfortable listening to it and then you played it for like about two

and a half seconds but the thing is when we have like little sound clips on our show, I feel like it's way too fucking long, too. I start panicking and get and that's the thing. I mean, also, you're good at this. I'm pretty good at this. I don't know about Aaron. Probably true. Anytime there's any gap in speaking on these kind of things, you just feel like it takes

forever. You just need to talk. You just got to fill it. You fill in all the space. There can be no air on taken. I mean, that is my only skill. Always walking when it's quiet.

Well, this week on guys, we have a specific guy and some of his fans, but I don't know why I chose this guy as my first specific dude but uh we're doing the dave navarro episode and uh of course i always have josiah come on when i do like i had chris wade do the classic rock guys episode because of the person we were looking at and you're not a classic rock guy. You know what?

You know what? Low key. I kind of am. I I'm like, I think I'm the biggest Greta van fleet fan in my age bracket, at least, at least in my, or at least in my like hipness bracket,

I'll say, you know, they'll make the rock and roll hall of fame. Yes. I would love it so much because that actually, that answers two questions perfect or like it solves two problems in a way that will still leave them so angry right because they want more rock music and they want young people making rock music but everyone hates them so i think it

would be perfect like the rock hall guys is that going to be its own thing or is that Classic Rock Guys? Oh, Classic Rock Guys. I'll tell you what Classic Rock Guys was. I found a rock and roll YouTuber. He talks about like classic rock named Michael Nolan. He's the first guy I christened a real guy on this show. Like so much so that I'm thinking about doing a weekly stream called The Rock Show where I play his videos. He said the greatest thing I've ever heard. And he's going through the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees, right?

And he's reading each one. And he has a little bit to say about everything. Missy Elliott's not rock, shouldn't be in there. has a little bit to say about everything missy elliott's not rock shouldn't be in there it's always every black artist he's like that's not rock it shouldn't be in here and i don't think he thinks he's race i don't think he's race whatever you so you don't think you don't think it's racist to say that black people shouldn't be in the rock no i do think it's racist i'm saying that i don't think that he thinks of himself as racist but we got to new order enjoy division who is on the on the nominee board this year and uh he said and i swear to you this is the greatest thing anybody's ever said he just went like this

well i've never heard them but i what i've never heard them but i did read a little bit about them and they are boring and i was like yes that's sick that's very as a former professional music critic i think you shouldn't have to hear a band to know whether or not you believe they're boring so well that's actually the case with uh darro I want to say This Aaron you said you like this song I don't Know if you Rex all Rex All yeah yeah

No That on Saturday when I listened To that it was the first time I ever heard That song is it you so long Yeah he did one solo album I just I was looking Back through like tweets because i know i've tweeted about him a lot and i found uh a dave navarro guy who follows me at least i think

he's a dave navarro guy because his his profile picture and his cover photo on twitter are from the rex all music video and i guess when i was on fortune kit, uh, like Charles and, and Alex's music podcast, like in 2019, I talked about this fucking music video and song because the, the song Rex, all he's like, I hate my life.

I hate my life. I never want another wife. I'm like, damn, that sucks for Carmen Electra, but I was wrong. It was about his first wife. And this guy told me,

um, just want to let you know, it's not about Carmen Electra. It was about his first wife. And this guy told me, just wanted to let you know, it's not about Carmen Electra. It's about his first wife. Carmen and Dave would not get married until 2004. You can see this documented on the seven-episode MTV miniseries Till Death Do Us Part, Carmen and Dave. What's interesting is that Carmen actually stars

in Dave's other music video for his song Hungry. You can see that on YouTube. Rex on Hungry tracks one and two respectively on the solo album, Trust No One. Anyone blah blah blah they sadly divorced 2006 so that is shout out to that guy who's probably listening that seems like that seems that seems like he's definitely a dave navarro guy but he's feeding you like just wikipedia info you know like he's just being like oh it's track one and two he's padding the word count of well there's actually there's like screenshots from articles and stuff along with it too uh from people magazine i went to um so i went to reddit r slash uh which i had never been a

person that looked at reddit but now that i'm doing this show oh you have to you absolutely yeah and i'm gonna have to find like subcultures of people. I went looking on r slash Dave Navarro and it has 84 people in it. The other problem is, and I said this on the sex guys episode, there's something about I will have women. I will talk about women on this podcast at some point. I am brave. Once you run out of guys right

you gotta do all the guys first i said next year in march which is international women's month maybe i'll do women instead that month but not this year and i said i don't want to break the format of the show by talking about women it's early chicks a podcast about chicks so i couldn't go looking for so as i was looking for things that dave said or fan groups of dave dude it was all women dudes that were like man i really like dave navro, except in one place. And that is on a guitar website where they're having an argument about One Hot Minute. And which I don't know how you guys feel about One Hot Minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is is the only album he played on with them. And it's the only one I've ever bought and enjoyed. So I recognize the cover it looks like to me this

the cd looks like a pawn shop mainstay from when i was a kid you just always see it in a yeah it's got aeroplane and uh uh what's it got warped i think it's warped yeah warped it says is on there and p it's got a song called P where Flea sings and it's not good. I'm not a big fan of Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I did own that album because when it came out, it was like everybody was like, I thought you had to be into the Red Hot Chili Peppers, specifically also if you're into nu metal,

because they're like considered like proto yeah yeah yeah because you know they do so i got it and like i i i always remember i went and bought that cd and i bought uh alanis morissette to give to my girlfriend at the time and uh she wasn't even like really my girlfriend anymore but i was trying to impress her by giving her an album made by a woman that's ironic so i i went looking and the only real fan thing i i could find and this isn't even a fan this is a review of his book on um on amazon which the amazon reviews are great 3.0 out of 5 which isn't a bad that's better than not and uh his his his subject line as well what i expected sort of and i love the way he starts this all i wanted from this book was to find out whether or not navarro is an idiot and i'm like dude uh yeah i think he is

i mean i've listened to so much dave navarro i'm 90 sure he's an idiot i don't know how you guys he's a harmless idiot yeah yeah he's not a bad guy i think he's just see i think he's just so pretty that i think he has like has that, excuse the millennial reference, but Jon Hamm and 30 Rock thing where he was so handsome that he doesn't know any better. He's just stupid because he's too pretty. People are holding the door open for Dave Navarro intellectually all the time. Yeah, I've talked about that, about him.

I posted a clip on twitter of him and uh he's talking about ai and he is like and what what i think is that maybe ai has a soul and then everybody in the room all fucking flipped out that's what it feels like to be famous like you know what it feels like to be famous like you know what it feels like to be famous when you hear somebody say something and everybody's surprised and you're like that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard somebody say he's pretty and nice i think is like the combo there he is he does have this weird thing so i we can start here uh i feel like i just want to say real quick because i have to be

honest with you you introduced me as kind of a music expert i like i'm glad to be here i'm having a great time with you guys i i have this is my knowledge of dave navarro i know that he's was in red hot chili peppers for a second i know that he's been on a bunch of reality shows is he also from stone temple i actually don't remember jane's addiction jane's addiction right same dip same dip to me but uh this is what i this is my main i just need to share my main connection to dave namara which is uh my brother-in-law used to live in country hills of calgary aaron you'll know where that is classic location a classic location in the northwest he lived in a brand new home with a semi-finished basement suite that no one ever wanted to rent because it was in such a shitty

location uh kind of up you know there's this terrible mural that you drive up on country hills i don't know if you've seen that but um he stony trail baby he's like a classic gen x guy who bought a new house and in his he's as as I know, he's never skateboarded. He had a bunch of skate decks on the wall. And then he had in his living room where the dining table would go, he had a pristine, perfect condition Marshall half cab stack that he's used once, I know of, at the Palomino or something. He's never really toured.

He just has it in his living room. And then beside it on a stand he has the white dave navarro signature acoustic guitar also in pristine condition that's never been played so i i was this whole time i've been trying to find the photo of me holding the dave navarro guitar this is the guitar i just dropped in the chat but um to me i associate dave navarro with a guy that just bought his starter home and has the white acoustic guitar as if it's a trophy and has never touched it or play. It's not even in tune because it has never been played since it was bought. Basically, it's weird because, I mean, he he was in Jane's Addiction.

So he is like a part of rock and roll history. He's probably in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I never looked, but I'm I'm ninety nine percent sure he's probably in the rock and roll hall of fame i i never looked but i'm i'm 99 sure he's in i love that you i love knowing that you talk about the rock and roll hall of fame every episode no matter what guy it is no i don't i've talked about it one other time because you know why that's mean josiah because in the classic rock guy episode i kept making fun of guys who bring up the rock i think it's part of the psyche of being a guy is that you have an opinion about the rock and roll oh my god there's

controversy about dave navarro in the rock and roll hall of fame no way because the red hot chili peppers were inducted and despite being in the band for five years and playing on one album navarro was not included. I mean, that makes sense. He was betrayed by them. Was it, was it Frusciante got it instead? I would think so.

Yeah. Does, does RHCP have like a, again, forgive my, it is not my area of expertise. Gen X rock is not some shit I know about, but is,

do they have a dead guitarist from the olden days? Oh yeah. Hillel Slovak, I think is his name. Okay. So that's why I know that. By the way, I'm also not a fan of the red.

I like their like, kind of like light rock radio songs, like the Frusciante shit. But that's the thing is I know Frusciante is like, kind of like really heady people fuck with him, right? Like they like his solo records and stuff. He's like played on the mars volt his first album yeah like he's kind of like a certain kind of music nerd loves frusciante but dave navarro is almost the opposite

of that where he seems almost non-musical you know yeah i found a dave navarro guy looking up this rock and roll hall of fame shit on quora this is uh this guy's sanket his subtitle is the wise janitor and he said he was not but he should have been because one he was in the band not a hired hand two he played on a full album from studio to concerts three he helped create the album he helped create is a legendary one not some filler riffraff rock and roll fame is a political organization and people don't respect it as much as they fear it oh my god the guy that the guy that we covered the michael nolan did say like he read the mission statement of the rock and roll hall of fame and it was something like something about diversity and he was like and there's the problem a word of diversity while i'm putting my

extended family on blast my uncle like a couple years ago dropped a significant amount of money on a campaign to get the guess who in the rock and roll hall of fame and it was like on the news and stuff and it didn't work at all i don't know what's what is everyone doing just trying to spend their kids inheritance on the rock and roll hall of fame it's very funny to think of like somebody caring like that much if you go to the page if you go to the youtube video of the guy from the rock and roll hall of fame uh announcing the nominees and read the comments it is the most fun place the only thing i've ever found more fun is searching for metallica halftime show during the super bowl that was you josiah you

play the halftime show and i was like oh my god like this is so good that would be a pretty good halftime show he almost he almost reminds me of like uh Mark McGrath in that sense where it's like yeah sure he's played music but he was really born to just be on tv Dave Navarro he's so good looking and like he has a good voice too I think when he talks like he has a nice voice he looks roughly the same now that he did when i was hip to him you know and in the fucking 90s he looked the same way he looks now from what i can tell yeah there's he's got some crow's feet now it's really catty of me i i follow dave i follow dave on uh on instagram which is a great follow um he does a bunch of graffiti which maybe

we can get to later i don't know if you're planning to do that brian but uh he has like a new hot does graffiti oh yeah so he does like he does really shitty banksy type graffiti where like so here's a really fun one it was uh when game of thrones was in its final season and he like climbed up and wrote an h so it says goth instead of like g.o.t and uh i don't know if this one's still posted stop it don't do that dave don't climb up there dave i think it's this one. He got arrested for doing graffiti in L.A., but I don't think I can find the post. Oh, my God. This is so good.

He did. During the last primary campaign, he was doing Marianne graffiti around L.A. Well, I have his politics thing off of his Wikipedia, and I found it very good. And it's a good place to talk about Dave a little bit. Navarro was a performer at the Republican National Convention in 2012. What the fuck?

Sick. In which Mitt Romney was nominated for president in 2016. He described his views in a tweet as, quote, libertarian. his views in a tweet as quote libertarian navarro had stated he was supporting marianne wills williamson as a candidate for the 2020 democratic presidential primaries he subsequently expressed support for tulsi gabbard including having her on his show so he's got like a real mixed bag that i think every like gen x rocker was libertarian until 2016 i feel like that's that's the vibe i get because you know obviously i've spent most of my adult life researching blink 192 they've all kind of said they were libertarian in the past and then kind of switched and now

uh mark mark hoppus is like besties with kamala harris i've just been so insecure about pronouncing that but that is crazy like i can't imagine like mark hoppus and kamala harris or kamala i just said it the same way yeah how do you oh my god once you start thinking about pronunciation that's the other curse of a podcast i think is you know so oh god you know i mean luckily brian's the one who said endure or whatever i did on the first episode i accidentally said the word endure instead of enjoy but we're all forgetting about that now and it doesn't you know what and the fact that all almost all of the reviews on itunes say i really enjoyed the show fine with me i as long as you're reviewing it guys it doesn't bug me at all that if the word yoda comes up i get 75 fucking tweets at me tags as yoga

it does not fucking matter i said yoga instead of yoda well i hate to say it. I said yoga, Yoda instead of yoga. You said just then. Yeah. Three fucking within two minutes. And so, yeah, I always fuck up. But I have some Dave Navarro talking about politics that we can actually we can all listen to. And let's go. This is his political belief. Now, I want to tell you guys before this he has uh Tom Morello on the show and uh I don't have this clip but I'll tell you what happened they played

Tom Morello's newest solo song on this show like something that nobody could possibly ever give a shit about nobody's looking on morello poor tom morello just someone someone needs to give him a better hobby so he can stop doing that stuff you know the night watchman or whatever poor guy poor guy i remember the first time i turned on the night watchman and i was just like nope i turned off immediately uh-uh not why is it named like it's like a cw show that's about to get canceled so dave navarro's uh show is called dave navarro's dark matter it is a call-in show and uh you know people who people who listen to Shocktober and stuff like that always like to know it has 2.47 thousand subscribers. It's got about 2,000, 2,500 subscribers. Not too bad.

14,000 views on this video with Tom Morello, which I would guess is probably the top viewed thing because he didn't really. He had Al Jorgensen on and Nita Strauss. So they're like kind of smaller level things i don't know if you guys know them but i know them so it's important that i point out that al jorgensen's from ministry and uh nita strauss is a very famous guitar virtuoso um but a lady so that's interesting oh there you First, first lady on the show. There it is. The, the Al Jorgensen episodes,

the most played followed by Tom Morello and then a UFO, UFOologist. Oh yeah. Ufologist Jeremy Corbel. He is a UFO guy. He like, he is a very much a UFO guy. He's also a guy that likes art.

And like when he, somebody asked him who his favorite artist was and he like rubbed his chin and he was like i think it's van gogh and it just made me laugh one that's like i could name if somebody asked me i could say van gogh my favorite artist is dave navarro now i'm like i'm all in on dave navarro visual art i've been scrolling this whole time you like his graffiti that says uh i am not okay or addicted to healing yeah he's he's the mcdonald's uh stick he does like mcdonald's stickers that look like official brand logos. So it's like a McDonald's sticker that says, over 100,000 acres destroyed daily.

But his caption says, I got to bring these back. I used to love taking a brand and slightly forcing the truth in the window of an outlet. It's so good. I fucking love the brand i like the brand enforcing the truth i mean it's weird right because he's not i don't know he he is very much not cool in the way that i would think somebody's cool but if you went and asked 100 people on the street 70 of them would think somebody's cool. But if you went and asked a hundred people on the street, 70 of them would say he's one of the coolest,

like a very, like the definition of cool. Okay. But like, you know how like Fred Durst, for example, he had his kind of decades in the wilderness. He was really cool.

And then he became a punchline for like decades. And then he gets to be cool again. There's, there's like a hero's journey in in that that has made him come up the side of up the other side a stronger person dave navarro has never had to experience that he's always just been a hot dumb guy which is why he's like has the confidence to be doing terrible mr brainwash style art or whatever it's like it's crazy well he was also uh uh dave navarro was also a dude that was like uh um on ink master oh yeah you know and and aaron you actually hit me to something that i watched some of oh rockstar supernova yeah rockstar yeah that's that was actually kind of my first

introduction to dave navarro was watching that as a kid and then during the pandemic i re-watched all of it on stream with alex and we got really into it um it's it's really wild like it's kind of the last possible time he could have had a show on television that winning it would be cool to be in like a rock band because it would like be perceived as cool in pop culture and like if anyone listening doesn't know what rockstar supernova is which why would you i'm not gonna say if anyone doesn't know what rock music is no no so it was uh i want to say i knew rockstar the nxs season yeah whoever oh it's the same show yes you didn't have any idea about this in season two they didn't have like a band whose singer fucking died to try and replace an american

idol style so they made one with uh tommy lee jason newstead and gilby clark who played guitar in Guns N' Roses very briefly non-slash yeah and they made like just really derivative boring ass rock music and you had it was like a vocal competition trying out for it and they picked this Canadian guy Lucas Rossi who was like kind of emo looking

and cool he's sick I'm looking at his wookie right now it was was it was weird it's like half the contestants were female and whenever they would uh sing dave navarro and tom lee would just sexually harass them yeah davaro seems like i you know let's let me let me I'll play this clip here in a minute yeah sorry I have Dave I actually have Dave Navarro in a really uncomfortable uh it's like a 45 second um some website that like uh follows Hollywood stars around um and uh they caught him and he's like riffing with this other woman in uh he's riffing with this like other woman and it's so weird i'm trying to find it i i have completely

he's brian you are the fucking worst i'll find it i'll find it but he is he is like a a I mean for lack of a better term and in the parlance of this show he's a sex guy he's definitely a oh yeah of course I mean you can tell just by I mean let's be honest also he I think back then probably people were less progressive and how they treated this and now these things have become more normalized. But I think still, even by today's standards, I think he's still wearing guyliner, Dave Navarro. Yeah. I think it's still called guyliner, even though obviously men can wear eyeliner. It's fine.

That's no problem. But Dave Navarro specifically is wearing guyliner. So here's this. This is such an uncomfortable thing i didn't like listening to so i wasn't are you gonna license this clip from hollywood.tv i'm gonna get a hold of them and let them know your uh 12 year old clip here it is hey good how are you good so tell me what brings you out here oh my god it's funny that everybody's asking me what brings me here but you guys all came here so maybe you're what brings us here so we're wondering what brings you who's that one hi okay

one second to say he did point at somebody and say who's that one insane but also the the fucking answer that he gave was just so annoying it was so it's like who's on first but like dumb guy version it's the dumbest guy thing that that you can do it's like you know it's interesting that you're here and i'm here uh so that you can report on me. I'm like the animal in the zoo. What brings you here to see me, the animal in the zoo? Now I'm wondering what he looks like with no makeup, actually. I'd love to see a no makeup filter.

Yeah, he has a gray. His facial hair is very gray now. There's a video of him on. One of the top videos on YouTube of him is him, and he doesn't look great. But here he goes. Very talented recording. What, baby? I do.

I do. I always carry a pack of baby wipes at all times. That's a big priority for you. Absolutely. Brings me out. Jamie Kennedy's premiere of his new show. Hell yeah. He couldn't be doing something fun here. Yeah.

He must be going to Jamie Kennedy's premiere of his new show, like once every two years or something. Every time they take another kick at the can. I love that he said Tony. I love that he said Jamie Kennedy. That is nothing

more 12 years ago. I've been thinking longer. They never ask me if I have clean balls. Yeah, but we all know the answer to that. Get his his ass you know i'm a big fan of jamie so i was happy to come out and be supportive and and uh watch his uh his comedic talents they've got axe body spray on the uh step step and repeat in the background yes they do they do have a sick cyb which probably means something about balls, right? CYB, cover your balls or clean your balls, maybe.

Damn, I figured that out pretty quick. Yeah. And what was the website still up? X, CYB. Yeah, I think you're exactly right. Oh, you're visiting an untrustworthy website. I understand the risks and wish to continue. They did a tweet, X, CYB, where they said, want some free balls?

Watch this hilarious video and share with your friends to score fresh balls. I hate that shit. That manscaped shit. Dude, you can't say that. They're going to be all over guys pretty soon. They're not.

Promo code GUYS20. I am still going to try to do this without commercials, but you know, you get so excited about money. Yeah, exactly. Enchant everyone watching the small screen. Nice. What's coming up next for you? What do you have? Still working on Jane's addiction record and it should be out 2011 early

part. And you know, it's speaking of like collaborations, like who would you know that we were speaking of that was good that he did that. I think he cannot stop looking at the woman he was talking, you know, like he is a hundred percent focused on her. Well,

speaking on the subject of collaborations, is there anyone out there that might surprise your fans that you'd like to collaborate with? I wouldn't mind collaborating with her. Jesus. Oh my God. Down boy. Yeah, come on, man.

You don't have to do this. We all know you like to have sex, Dave. It's like the most obvious thing Looking at Dave I would say he probably Is uncomfortably Talking sex Every time you fucking hang out with him

You know like it's like a constant Or you think not at all Unless the cameras are on Like for example I've had lunch with Nardwuar before And he's like very quiet and weird like calm he's not like you know maybe dave navarro that's his thing it's like he's just like when the cameras are rolling he's like i want to put my dick in some baby wipes and then inside of a lady i i think he's more like the facebook sex guys that like use eating pussy as a threat like i'm gonna eat i'm

gonna go down for eight hours and you're gonna like it or not i'll never stop looking that thing that is a thing that that oh god that's like a porno guys and mike's fucking doc that he said a doc that's just sweet and it's crazy a lot A lot. Well, she's recording, aren't she? Oh, is that right? He's saying he wants to collaborate with you. Really? Me? Do you know my music? No. Collect car? No. No. But I will now.

Collect car? Collect C-O-L E-T-T-E car? Maybe she needed to be a little less flippant with Mr. Dave. See, I thought, so he wasn't pointing at the same person, so I guess maybe it was, maybe

he loves music even more than sex, so we thought that he was catcalling for sex, but it was for tunes. Collette Carr's debut album, Schizo, had a single called never gonna happen that reached 11 on the billboards dance club chart compared to devin little boots she's also a painter she's an oil painter who can who combines abstract atmosphere with recognizable figures i think

me thinks they could have hit it off real well. Her and Dave would have been great together. Oh, I just, I'm all down. Any girl that's going to ask me if my balls are clean. I want to prove that. As an introductory comment. Yeah.

Yeah. I want to prove that. Pretty ballsy line. All the hot guys should line up and we should have to check. Wait, I just realized something. You guys, that this is sponsored by XCYB.

They, they told them to talk about his balls as much as possible. possible there's the balls are kind of the subtext of this entire event i think well i don't know because she is like she did seem like she was also there as like talent to walk the uh red carpet or whatever and just got into let me riff with Dave Navarro and I think I would have to say that anybody who says let me riff with Dave Navarro will riff

with Dave Navarro as a woman to get in this event what do you think I think it's an idea it's an idea we It's an idea. We didn't know there was a requirement to come in here. I like yours as well. I think we're on the same looks.

See that? We're starting a collaboration right here on the red carpet. Now I have to ask, is your vagina clean? Okay. All right. God damn it, Dave. What year is this from, this video?

This will be 12 years ago. 12 years ago. He's one of Jamie Kennedy's. So she would have been 20 years old at the time of this. Yeah. That's old enough to clean your vagina. That's true. Yeah, I guess that's true. Well, here we have another

really old guy question here. Because that's, I mean, it's only fair. Always. Gotta keep that clean down there. Do you double up on the summer's eve like a quick, a one-two? You know what? God damn it. The summer's eve. Oh, I'm gonna do it. It's summer's eve.

I'm going to do a douche joke. That's not even that great for you. I hear that once you start using that, you don't stop. It's like Pringles. It is true. What about back to front? No. I don't like that at all.

Now they're just doing health class, really. Back to front is i mean that was okay i'll admit it no actually no street fight had already started so i wouldn't have been doing jokes like that when it's like my my like my like window to what is woke or when you had to start being woke is when Street Fight started in 2011 because I learned a bunch of leftist stuff at that time. So I'm like, anybody before that, it's fine. Anybody after that, bad. It's on you. Yep. Back to front, right? All right, we can work together.

No back to front. You heard it here we're eagerly awaiting it the public wants to see this happen more than you counted on huh much much more i mean to me to be fair at dave navarro's dave navarro knowing the minutiae of like utis makes him a sex guy for sure like that definitely checks you guys want to hear his favorite dish yes please oh are you i i. I should have you guess, Aaron. Pussy. It's got to be pussy. Yeah, it's absolutely pussy.

Pussy guy. Or it's ass. This is Dave Navarro. What's our favorite food? It's tits. One question. We're doing a segment about the celebrity's favorite dish. So if you could tell us your favorite dish and the rest of it.

I want to say that he's wasted there's no way he's sober here the way he's acting feels very not sober my favorite dish comes from a restaurant called sushi roku it's in hollywood and it is a rainbow roll a traditional rainbow roll sushi with spicy tuna down the middle instead of crab it can't be beat that's the recipe behind it well i don't you know i don't know how they make it what's your personal recipe i actually don't prepare food we don't mean karma don't keep food in the house ever take away or order in so they don't prepare i don't prepare food i was like rich piano don't prepare food this guy man so anyway uh we can that was him sexually harassing lady i

would i don't want to say that he was like sexually harassing her but i hated the for me it's like you're sexually harassing if i don't like the way you're talking i think they were doing embedded branded content for acts cover your balls campaign personally they were falling in love yeah they probably ended up she's married now she she is married now and she's uh she's a christian instagram mama now so she's oh no shit yeah so she's i think she's she's recovered from this uh traumatic incident at the axe cyb party dave's in a serious long-term relationship now with like a quite younger looking model i like the instagram post of them like hanging out together but you can kind of see his age in this photo where if he wasn't wearing a bunch of eyeshadow he would just look like a

grandpa with a bunch of tattoos and he's like hanging out with his really hot 24 year old model so he's still got it i guess i think and somebody said this i had posted a picture of him by the way mark mcgrath uh put heart or somebody cosplaying or somebody no no that's that's this verified yeah he the real mark mcgrath said uh heart heart so that's nice they're they're friends and mark mcgrath probably going to have to be an episode of this show at some point. Probably come on it. Sebastian Bach said, dude, your hair looks so killer and the smoky eye look is swaying me. Somebody messaged me and said his plastic surgery is pretty wild. And, you know, I don't ever think anybody has plastic surgery basically like it's

not to me it's not a thing where i'm like uh where i'm like oh that he's at work she's had work i i just it doesn't matter to me you're just trying to cover the bases now that you're getting some money coming in so you can start getting some work done i'm not gonna get work done but he does look like to me i mean it looks like they did something for sure the the the cheekbone thing he has the how do you say it buck buccal boot bootchal fat uh the indents like he had that yeah whatever yeah it really looks like he's had plastic surgery which is hey you know what if you got a bunch of money and you're not doing drugs, that sounds like the right thing. I like that Mark McGrath's

Instagram profile picture is John Lydon from the Sex Pistols. That's cool. All right, here we go. Here is Dave talking politics. It was pretty mind-blowing that he got into this, so it will be fun to uh

hear him talk about it here uh who did edgar wright right did the that driving movie yes yes did a period piece yeah yeah yeah okay well the crown is similar to that you might want to check it out okay we'll do that's a good pitch speaking of the crown i and it reminds me because todd and i were talking about this i think last night that you know just to get on not to get into politics so much but to speak about the administration oh you don't like it when you hear somebody you two never want to hear the administration ever now does he have stretched lobes or are those big hoops because it almost looks like he has like the the metal core lobes yeah i think he

has is the uh well you don't want to fuck it up it's not gauged but there's a gauge in the ear right yeah he he does suspension so i'm sure he oh yeah so i've watched every episode of ink master i like have a tattoo from the season 10 winner um and there was one season finale where it just starts it was when it was still on spite tv and david navarro's just fucking suspended from the meat hooks in the air doing the intro for the finale i saw i watched that and i was like i've only seen like two episodes of ink master so like i saw that and i was like man i gotta watch fucking ink master man it rocks me my wife and kid were watching we're watching it for a while during the pandemic we were just having like uh uh we would sit there and goof on all

of the tattoos. And also we like that one where they do cover-ups on Netflix, I think. Yeah, the one with Ami James. Yeah, but when he says the administration, it's about to be a bumpy ride. And this is during Trump, by the way. Yeah, which administration? Is he about to say, oh, bungler? No, this the way. This is not a- Yeah, which administration? Is he about to say, oh, Bungler? No, this is Trump.

This is Trump. And one of the things that we miss so much about it is the reverence for the presidency. And even in past presidencies where we still had a lot of problems, there were presidential presidents. He said president four times in those two seconds we're about to get the there's dude there is nothing better than again the guy that's never really had a problem in 30 years and now he's been given a platform and he's allowed to

try to sound smart and like project and so then you say like the presidential presidencies are not so presidential presently you know like because that is like that is a boomer which i think he's a he's a boomer right that is like a boomer or gen x kind of like uh respect for the office of the presidency is is like really important to those people and like it like you can say i think trump is an asshole but i respect him because he holds the office of the president like that's how people would talk about it when i was growing up he's technically gen x still he's like so i according to the whatever usa, the cutoff of Gen X is 65, and he's born in 67. So he's right. He's a cusper for sure.

All right. Here he goes. It's really difficult in this time for me, and I think for you if I'm speaking for you, because we do have so much esteem and respect for the office. Yep. Wait. But I thought he was libertarian it's like so good i listen and if this was i think gen x guys loved hearing they like something switched permanently in Gen X guys. When Jon Stewart started doing like long impassioned speeches about how good things could be. And then everyone glommed onto that so much.

Is that what it is that made? I know that before Trump, it really was a thing where like see Obama, what what happened with Obama was Republicans sort of acted like he was not a legitimate president, as in like, oh, he's from Kenya or whatever. So they didn't have to respect the office of the presidency because it wasn't an American in the office of the presidency. wasn't an american in the office of the presidency and sort of the same thing happened with trump with the liberals that they they don't respect the office anymore because the the big cheeto is in the office being you know doing making it seem bad so like the the the obama years was the first time where these people would even concede that the office of the president sees like all the time. But like in the nineties when he's like, you know, getting his dick wet and whatever is he, I don't know if he's a big, he must've been a big party animal.

Like he was still just like partying and fucking and thinking about how presidential the president is back then. You guys are both Canadian. you guys are both canadian so i i will say that like i was sort of like that for a very like it was very hard for me i i street fight uh for people that don't know that was my my first show uh was like an anarchist thing and like it was a big when i realized that i was anarchist in a way i was afraid to say it like it was like coming out was anarchist in a way, I was afraid to say it. Like it was like coming out as anarchist or something. It's cringe.

Yeah. But it seems so scary to me to be against the, the, the United States. Like it was just something like I had never heard anybody say that before. And that was 2011. So, like, you're thinking, like, these guys, they had Clinton, which every liberal loved. I mean, like, artists and stuff loved Bill Clinton.

They would hate. He was cool. Yeah. And Obama, they really loved him. So they had always kind of had somebody, guess you know they they respected george w bush um i remember uh may i bring your attention to a little album called american idiot one of the i love that album but like the only green day album i like is american cute little brian uh but like i'm i was just checking i guess he doesn't have an anarchy

tattoo but still he must be someone who enjoys the anarchy logo dave navarro yeah at the very least so it's still yeah he's a graffiti guy yeah exactly but it's the most anarchist thing you can but then again if you're doing like banksy style graffiti what you're really trying to god he fucking tattooed a fucking goat head pentagram into one of the hollywood walk of fame stars that didn't have anybody in it and the caption's so good hollywood is shit is hell of course this is just a generalization it does not apply to everyone however so many people come to hollywood hope to become somebody else unhappy with who they are and what they're doing they arrive with dreams and aspirations of becoming adored this town is completely full of many people who are unauthentic i gotta tell you guys like this are so hard for me to be like it's the first

feeling in the world because i've heard him. Let's let him go for a minute. Let him cook. And to have a contrary feeling towards its occupant. It was when we were. A lot of intelligence happening. He's dropping a lot of 50 cent words. Or like $1 words in here. Yeah.

On Monsters of Rocks. Oh yes. cent words or like one dollar words in here you know yeah for on uh on monsters of rocks oh yeah that's when we got into the whole conversation about it and uh which was a great interview by the way um and uh there's no there's no regal feeling there's no royalty feeling and even if the motherfucker who's in there whoever it is is doing sneaky snaky fucked up running the world shit i want him to look like he should be on rushmore and act accordingly this is the first time in my life that i haven't yeah he better be white god damn it this room of fucking idiots it's just a bunch of dumb guys but like okay here's my question if you're a fan of uh tom morello going on wait oh oh is he trying to impress tom morello is that what he's trying to do is he trying to be political because he knows tom morello's there

you know what you know what he's trying to impress tom morello's there you know what you know what he's trying to impress tom morello you saying that was just like immediately i was like yeah he's just like i'm gonna get a little bit political today so tom can see you know i i'm not just burying my fucking head in the sand i got libertarian belief but like do you think that um this whoever like i just can't even imagine that there's an audience for this, but there must be. I see some people have liked the video, which is just I mean, who is going out of their way to listen to this? I have no fucking clue. Is this is saying that the presidential office is not as presidential as it once was? Is that controversial with Dave Navarro fans in 2017 or whatever?

Dave Navarro fans in 2017 or whatever. 18, 19. I gotta say, I don't know. I don't know what Dave Navarro fans are at this point. Other than Aaron. I don't know.

Aaron, were you upset by this? Did this offend you, what he said? I'm more of a fan of his television work. Not really, no. Here he goes. I remember as Reagan. That was the first one I remember. I can't believe you said that because I just received

a Reagan painting from Robbie Knoll. We talked about that last week. From the 80s, from the street art. And he would do Contradiction because of Contra's deal and all that stuff. Like today. I just watched that. God, man. It's so cool.

I love listening. The one thing that I will never get enough of is listening to famous guys talk about politics. Like any really famous dude i i could sit and listen to him all day just reeling things off especially rock and roll guys too like they're the best that movie front runner last night yeah the movie about gary hart and i don't you know i was born in 1980 and so i don't really remember anything about him, but watching that film and it depicting the fact that, you know, he was set to be the democratic candidate.

And then because of his indiscretions, then he had to resign. Who is he supposed to run against? I don't know what that is. I don't know. They don't mention exactly who he's going to go up against Republican wise in the film, but I'm like,

that's so crazy. Who are you talking about? Gary Hart. Gary Hart. Oh, yeah. Dave yeah dave does so but just because the scandal with it was like some young dave doesn't know he was i mean he was 14. i know things that happened when i was 14. okay but i guess you know not knowing gary hart isn't a crime uh maybe there's like one more second here girl because i remember it but i just don't remember the particular oh my god that they saw going into his house or something and then she was like oh i actually wanted a job and then he didn't want to

talk about it and he was like people don't care if i'm having an affair and he was looking time in the same to give him a little piece of his heart in the same vein client client nine is insane you've got to watch client nine next look i've seen that one yeah it's the comments are really split on this video the podcast was awesome until they started talking about trump and being divisive you knew it had to you knew it was coming it's california but then someone else also says the only podcast and radio show i watched thank you guys for sharing this dark comedic gem with all of us well i i while we were watching that i searched to see who his favorite president was and i found this uh blabbermouth aggregated it from Elle magazine. I shared it in the chat.

Dave Noir. So that was 2019, right? It took me this long to figure out how long four years ago was four years ago on video. That was 2019. This is the same year. He told Elle magazine that Marianne Williamson is the first presidential candidate he has spoken to who understands human beings and human psyche uh he adds i was i was familiar with the fact that she was among the great leaders of today in terms of sharing the spiritual voice of love navarro said but i didn't know that she was president presidential until i went and saw her speak uh so he went to see her at the agape international spiritual center

gathering in los angeles and he was just riveted. He said, I never heard anybody say how I felt. I never heard anybody ask the questions about why people are sick. Not how do we fix sick people, but how do we have to address food and the environment and all these things that are making people sick. So now I need to know, is he an anti-vaxxer? Or how does he feel about the vax?

Well, I don't think so. I mean, he currently says he has long COVID, well i don't think so i mean he currently says he has long covid which i'm not i don't have any reason believe he doesn't but vaccine injury yeah it could be a vaccine i don't know i i know he's a vegan and he's like really into being a vegan like he's one of those he did some stuff with pita and stuff like that which is fine hey if you're into that shit that's fine with me this is this is how the article ends specifically navarro said that his views on social issues are not necessarily that of the republican party and that his views on financial issues aren't the same as the democratic party he added i had to find a middle ground as

it were i feel pretty comfortable where i'm at so he's fiscally conservative as a social liberal. Yep. He is that guy. He is, yeah. So what I'm going to do now as kind of a wrap-up here where we're getting towards the end, the first time I Googled Dave Navarro,

one of the first things that came up was the website Brainy Quote. And it is a list of quotes from Dave Navarro. Brainy Quotes from Dave Navarro. I thought we could go. Can't wait. Absolutely. All right.

Here's the first one. I have never been sexually aroused by a man, but I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp. So you never know. True. What is, what is the grounds you have for like the Dave Navarro look that I know Johnny Depp has? Like when did dressing rock and roll become kind of like being very scarfy? Dude, he's the only guy I, Dave Navarro. very scarfy dude he's the only guy i dave navarro i would have to say is like he is the rock and roll guy i think from from the 80s on he's the guy that looks like the most like everybody's

trying to kind of look like him okay so he's like the he's the guy i think so i can't think of anybody else that is like he's like an artist it's also like he kind of like you know it's like it felt so uh cliche to say it but i think we need to still acknowledge he looks like a vegas magician too or are they trying to look like him yeah i think they're trying to look like him okay yeah yeah because he's rock and roll he's the epitome yeah okay yeah i think so i do the rock and roll magician probably are really shooting for the navarro because i mean you look at chris angel and he's either i mean i think most people give uh trent resner the credit but i i think i would lean more toward like dave navarro because t because Trent Reznor is a guy that wears all black that I don't think people really believe. He's more of an IT guy or something.

He's like the coolest IT guy ever. I googled guys who look like Dave Navarro and the second image search is a scar from the Lion King. Kind of a good point. That's true. So Dave Navarro says, Jane's addiction has only put out new music when our hearts were in and when we had something to say creatively.

So that's a quote your aunt can post on her. I love this one. Guitar playing is just something that came to me and is really second nature now. So that's one guys. How about this? I've done a lot of shows where you can tell that the host is just thinking about what he wants to say next while you're answering him.

And that's really uncomfortable. Now, that's a podcast right there. Yeah, that's what we've been doing. Yeah, exactly. I think he has that fucking uncomfortable lean in to display that he is listening. Oh, yeah. Do you wash your vagina?

You're like, I think you're listening too much it's a little intimate i wish i was a shredder that could play everything but i don't have the patience so that's a that's a nice one it's funny some of the quotes are just like something a guy would say like nothing even it's just like yeah i'm sure every guitarist has said that before who's not a shredder because we did the classic rock guys episode and this i have been kind of like stat and i do the pod cast i've been kind of stacking like quotes that musicians do all the time and one of them that always comes up is their biggest hit wasn't supposed to be even on the album and oh yeah of course every one of them every guy the best is when you find a quote like a braining

quote type one and then you realize that it's been attributed to like 50 different people like uh the one that's like that says like writing about music is like dancing about architecture or whatever like that's been attributed to frank zappa and george carlin and like basically every other like boomer hero of uh witticisms they've all apparently said it so who knows imagine zappa was still alive the shit that'd be coming out of his fucking mouth he's a trump guy he would be a trump guy oh absolutely absolutely yeah he would totally be a trump guy and now he says and i've come to the conclusion that as far as guitar solos and things like that are concerned it's more important to complement the music rather

than take away from it so he's not i mean he's not wrong but that's like a very cope thing for a rock star to say, I think. It's not really. And this one's great. This one's just, yeah, I can read music and I know the names of chords. So. I like that one. I'm not a virtuoso guy. I am very much like closer to. Well, well you know obviously i listen to like a lot

of new metal which is pretty slot that maybe the sloppiest version of metal and uh you know i i don't like guitar solos i can do without them except on that mars volta album but is he like he but he's not like he's not like playing with feeling right he's not like a jammer he's not like playing with feeling, right? He's not like a jammer. He's not like Doug March from Built to Spill or like Neil Young, like letting it rip. He's not. Is he just like, he's going to keep your attention to his solo single Rexall. Listen, I will play a little bit of Rexall. Oh, please do.

This next one is really weird. After in light of what we just heard him say a few minutes ago, men are much more aggressive with their advances. So I don't know if he means on him. All of his quotes are kind of a little admission about himself. Yeah. Here's a good one. I think you guys will both like this.

I'm as obsessive with health as I was with destruction. I love guys like this so fucking much. It's just so fun. Here's another quote from him. So long as I can do the music or create, I feel fine. So, you know, as long as he can do the music or create i feel fine so uh you know as long as he can do the music and create everything's going okay and i want to say half of these are like they just overheard him having a conversation with someone else and just recorded half of it i know it rules uh dave the video for Rexall is wild. It looks, it's shot like it's fucking butterfly.

So wait, is Rexall, like, is it named after like the pharmacist? That's what I wanted to know. I don't know. Isn't that like an Alberta pharmacy? Yeah, yeah. It's owned by Daryl Katz, right? The owner of the Edmonton Oilers. I would have never known that

right like i i thought rexall was him being funny and doing like a drugs joke which he it i think it is at this point like he's doing rexall and he's just assuming people in canada will get it you know i guess it was an american drug store as well so So I think perhaps there's a Canadian Rexall and there's an American one. So maybe he's like tipping his hat to the olden days or maybe he's just been like, yeah, everyone who likes me lives in Alberta, specifically Aaron. I know there's a guy named Aaron who likes me. Nice colors. nice colors yeah it's it's it's sexy lady by crazy town him sitting in this like fancy room just just wailing on the guitar with his fucking button-up shirt opened is so good nipple piercing oh yeah back then that was saying something plays a dan electro too very uh entry-level guitar

i just want to say that this could be a hit now. I think that is one thing. This sounds like the type of music they play that I assume they play on the radio. I haven't listened to it. And if you're at the dentist, I feel like there's some pretty cool people on this album. Like Matt Chamberlain is like a very sought after session musician. He was like on those wallflowers records and he's kind of like the the adult contemporary king of drumming and then john bryan also like famous indie movie soundtracker he'd worked on late registration and sky ferreira mac miller like there's he got some

cool people on here i feel like he was trying to be accepted as like cool with this in a way but then he also like had his nipple piercings out on some sort of well fuck chamber so he gets a little bit dark in the chorus of this song which is probably why you wouldn't hear it at the dentist yeah here he goes oh no fakes you out that's. You know what this sounds like? It's Big Wreck. Which is something only the Canadians will know. I don't know who Big Wreck is. This has like CanCon rock radio.

Yes. There's no love left in your eyes. There's love between your thighs. I heard that and I hated it. I was like, I can't actually like this song. The second he said that, I was like, was like I can't actually like this song the second he said that I was like no I'm out on this there is no love in your I'm going to go back a little bit so that I can

hit the record button on my on my sampler so that I have let's do it man. Cheers. I wait for you guys. Cheers. Sounds better than.

That is. The best sip of coffee. I'm going to have all day. That was great. Thank you Opie for jumping in. I'm sure that people who are on the Patreon. And have to hear it all the time. Are so happy they got to hear Cheers

on the main show. So this is remastered too. This is the remastered version of the song. Oh shit. That's cool that it came out with is remastered, too. This is the remastered version of this song. Oh, shit. That's cool that it came out with a remaster. Oh, yeah, because this is pre-9-11. This is June 2001 this came out.

When you're reading the comments on this, it's like highly underrated and a deeply spiritual song. When he sings about loving your thighs, that is not oh there's there's none of the usual youtube music comment like my dad just got hit by a car two hours ago and this was his favorite song yeah derek like i haven't seen this video in like 20 years surprise it doesn't have at least a million views i remember this being a moderate hit if i'm not mistaken it used to play on much music like canada's uh answer to mtv all the time it was on mtv a lot too i just changed the channel like as soon as as soon as i saw dave navarro i was like i'm not interested in this and i would just turn

the channel it was a buzz they had these things called the buzz bin, which is like bands that had buzz. And this song was on the buzz bin. So Ryan Fry says, heard a snippet of the chorus on the radio 20 years ago, remembered those lyrics and look it up just now. He remembered the thighs. Dude, this music video was initially pulled from airplay because of september 11th because it has a depiction of towers falling in the background so another victim of 9-11 was this video he's

yeah he's a very political guy you know oh here he goes. Oh, faked you out again. He's crying, I think. Is he crying in the video? I think he might be. Here we go. Oh my god, Aaron. The director of this video is the same director who did Butterfly by Crazy Cat.

Let's fucking go. It's Honey is their screen name. Just Honey. One thing. They can do one thing. Yeah, exactly. Could you roll that music video back? I think because there's a building that said Rexall on it

that fell over, and I want to know if it's the pharmacy. Yeah. They use Edmonton. It's just like The Last of Us. They use Alberta. Yeah. It's just like the last of us. They use Alberta. Yeah. It says relax. It's a hidden message. Maybe that's what Rexall.

But it says RX or PX. I think that's like the pharmacist. Yeah. So it's a stylized RX. It's got something to do with pharmacies. We're cracking the code. It's a stylized RX. Yeah. And then it's got something to do with pharmacies. We're cracking the code. It's Rexall baby. That's what, that's the, uh, that is a little bit of Rexall. Here's another brainy quote I got from the guy. Uh,

there have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow, then want to live to experience that. So that's like actually positive. That's good. Yeah. How about. It's like when people say like, oh, there's a new Marvel coming out.

So that's why you should hang on a little longer. Here's one. I'm thrilled I have the opportunity to do the spread show and have the terrific sponsors that we work with, like Nikon or Verizon. I see what they're doing. He knows how to work with a brand. That's why he did the balls, the secret balls ad. Well, and also Liz Moss, his most famous kind of...

Of course. Oh, my God. Yeah. add well and also his most famous kind of uh of course oh my god yeah on on ink master actually um this reminded me of it uh well both that and there is a thing on the side of that last video that was uh dave navarro talking to oliver peck who was uh a judge on ink master forever until photos of him uh dressed up as a basketball player on halloween or he was in full blackface and i i want to say his basketball jersey had a big letter n on it as well really really heinous shit um so they like cancel. And he was also married to Kat Von D. She loves to marry guys who dress up. Interesting.

I'm just googling Oliver Peck races. I don't want to be off the record about his jersey. this happened during the COVID year and they didn't really have a finale because of COVID. It happened during the COVID year? Well, he because of covid then they happened during the covid year well he didn't do the blackface during the covid year okay okay uh the season where it was coming out where like the the pitchers leaked or whatever um that was during the covid year and that went away for like two or three like years not three years because it went away

for two years came back with like all new judges and was more diverse and dave navarro wasn't the host they got uh what's his name joel madden from uh good charlotte to host and stuff which is yo that's one of my mutuals put some respect on his name um but it's not like dave navarro did anything wrong i think maybe because it was filmed in canada and he didn't want to leave but they did bring dave navarro back and his title on the show was master of chaos and so they'd give the tattoo challenge out and i think they're they're uh doing i don't know a neotrad tattoo and then a TV screen would come down and I'm pretty sure they were pre-recorded clips

and Dave Navarro would just say but wait that's not all and then he'd say like it has to be neotraditional but also involve new school tattooing and it has to be of a landmark in America or whatever and it would just like make a really fucked up tattoo idea

I found the tmz article it was actually he had two separate blackface costumes one was a superhero blackface with the big n and then one was a basketball player okay yeah i kind of i i mixed the two up together into one super yeah and also the the superhero one that he posted like photos of fully step by step like a tutorial almost of getting dressed like that. You know what? I thought you were going to say Hitler. Right.

And I was like. That was Cap'n D's other. Was she married to that guy, Jesse? Marilyn Manson and Jesse James. Jesse James, he dressed like Hitler, didn't he? I'm pretty sure. Oh, my God. These fucking.

It's so step-by-step. Yeah, it's like Hitler, didn't he? I'm pretty sure. Oh, my God. He's fucking. He did go step by step. Yeah, it's like a makeup tutorial. It's fucked. And then he blacked out one of his teeth as well. What the fuck is this guy doing? Dave Navarro is on his podcast now, though. But anyway, it is just like it is just like I'm'm trying to figure out like, well, is Hitler worse? But it's like Hitler, you could say is a costume.

You know what I mean? That like, like, uh, people used to dress as Hitler all the time back in like the eighties and, and shit like that. So yeah. And in the thirties and thirties, yeah. One guy did. Yeah. Yeah. They used to dress like that a lot. So you're like, well, I One guy. Yeah, they used to dress like that a lot.

So you're like, well, I guess people used to dress like that. But then Blackface, you don't want to do that. Oh, it says on TMZ, he also wore Blackface when he dressed up as a Playboy Bunny. So there's a third photo of that one. A Blackface Playboy Bunny. Why does he just buy a playboy bunny yeah both of these costumes also were pretty elaborate without the black face i mean he had a full i don't know the basketball player costume there's this guy that we watch on youtube sometimes on the uh the twitch stream

and he he's like a drive-thru prank guy where he just goes and terrorizes the the drive-thru workers and one of the pranks was he like went through the drive-thru as dennis rodman which was just like him entirely in blackface in a basketball jersey and just like talking kind of funny it's fucking horrendous oh no that's a tough one that that is gonna be did he have to apologize no no it starts with like him in a fucking parking lot like dribbling a basketball in slow motion and then like nobody in the drive-thru gets what the hell's going on because i'll say this i do a series on my uh patreon i think even josiah's been on an episode called i'm sorry oh yeah it's about uh public apologies. And in the first run that I did of it,

I wanted to get an episode about like TikTokers and YouTubers and stuff. So my daughter for years has been keeping a list of canceled TikTok and YouTube people and what they're canceled for. And then lets me know when i need to know somebody's been canceled so i just listened to like so many apologies by by like tiktok and uh and facebook people are not facebook uh youtube people and they were so fucking funny there's a woman that apologized i think four times for being racist she was like racist and then she apologized but not in the way that you're supposed to apologize so then she

apologized again and got it wrong again and then had to come back and just had to keep doing again and then finally it was just like i'm just gonna disappear for a while i think i'm gonna have to get out of here here's the last little quote here as a uh it is impossible to compare two bands it would be like comparing two lovers so uh well yeah impossible to do you can never do that apparently you can compare bands to lovers though by his logic i guess because he's doing that so yeah i i am i i compare my wife to fans all the time just you know good charlotte good charlotte was the only man named mad guy it was it was so pathetic um so that is dave navarro guys actually wait i want to

do one uh you sent me something that I I wanted to uh play and we'll do that on the way we'll do that Josiah because it was very funny um some creepy some weird old guy yeah this channel I feel like is important and I don't know what to do sometimes you ever just find a channel where you're like I need to bookmark this and revisit it but then you never do and then you're like why do it so it seems like this guy and maybe his metalhead sons recap tv shows now this i forget what tv show this is that they're talking about it's a dave navarro one uh and i it looks like the guy has drank like six beers before they've started or something i don't know what if you if you load it up let me see you i was there it's uh okay they're talking about david on fx sense of anarchy new episode jane's

addiction red hot chili peppers 2013 this is metal rules radio maybe they're not all the dads but he's got a bunch of empties on the table and there's kind of two large sons metalhead sons and i'll say this about his sons they aren't 21. so i would think that it's possible uh see now we're looking at him yeah i think those are all his beers and then he makes his sons come on his fucking YouTube channel. By the way, that is, that's the best thing. Now is the, you know, what if I have my sons listen to like Bad Company and say what they think of it? And, you know, every once in a while, one of them hits really big and they, you know, oh man, my young son said, hell is good. Most of these videos On his channel

I'm just looking at the little thumbnails Most of them have one guy Maybe they move all the empties to the side But usually there's one guy who's just Binge drinking in front of everyone else Before they start That's true Hi, welcome back to Unprepared TV.

We're Jeff Rappaport. We're MetaRolls TV. I'm Jeff Rappaport, and I'm unprepared. I'm Jarrett Wenzel. I guess you could call me unprepared, too. I'm Joe Bayer. Oh, these guys don't look like they want to be. Maybe they're not his kids.

The long-haired kid had a different last name. Yeah, I think they don't seem. Maybe the long haired kid is friends. Or he's like their teacher. Because the second guy just said. I'm Jill Bear. So that just must be his son right? Yeah.

No introduction. Yeah. Jill Bear. I'm Matt Givens and I've had time to prepare. And. So one guy did prepare. Yes. Or Paris. That's like one of your questions.

Yes. As we interview Per Aya. Yeah. Aren't you in a band called Per Aya? Yeah. That's it. Nice. This is the longest 30 seconds of my life dude the host of this bringing it full circle

in 2014 he interviewed jamie kennedy on this channel i just dropped it in the chat that's crazy no way holy shit how i feel like that i need to do the ceremonial opening up the list of guys and write Jamie. Jamie Kennedy, guys. It feels important for me to cover Jamie Kennedy. The world's been telling me. So in the news, Jane's Dictionary guitarist, Dave Navarro. Stop. That's a song.

Sorry. Will guest on FX Sons of Anarchy. This is just a news item for them. It's not even a review. They're just talking about who's going to be on it. I get all my news from

Middle Rules Radio. They're doing news. Not a huge fan, really yeah to me all right well you know that the the showrunner kurt i love how the guy that's behind the camera has the loudest fucking mic allowed to well i guess because they don't have mics they're just behind the camera so the guy behind the camera is the one who said he is prepared so i feel like maybe it's his show he brought this gang together could be his gimmick though as like he's the prepared guy on the unprepared yeah it doesn't say unprepared anywhere either the branding is all fucked up oh yeah wow let's get these guys fired on, unprepared. Sutter. We don't want to do that.

So in the news, Jane's Dictionary guitarist, Dave Navarro. Stop! That's a song. Sorry. Will guest on FX. I'm glad we got to hear that again. I've seen it. Not a huge fan, actually. Really yeah to me all right well you know that the the showrunner kurt uh i can't think of his last name sutter kurt sutter yes to me and this

is i really just watched the first season it seemed like a lot of my god the ideas were just the host of this show just keeps getting better i I clicked on – in the link of the channel, it said our eBay store, and I clicked on it. And he's selling brand new Five Guys mayonnaise packet sauce for $19.95 on his eBay. He's selling Five Guys mayo. He's selling McDonald's maple syrup. Three packs for $19.95. What is going on? He sells the shit you get at the fast food.

He's selling one single Wendy's ghost pepper ranch sauce for $59.95. So he sells rare sausage. I don't think it's all rare because this is just Heinz ketchup packets. 32 Heinz condiment packets. I mean, it's reasonably priced $20 for 30. I mean, it's a bit of a markup,

but he's got his time is worth something, you know, first season. I don't know where it's gone, what it's done. That's not my concern. It's one of those shows. It's gotten better.

I mean, I find a lot, some of it is just kind of ridiculous. I'm glad his sons are included on this, for sure. Him and his fucking buddy are like nobody will ever watch a video with just me and you. Let's bring my

sons. My dad says you can sleep over, but you have to record a YouTube video with us. My dad said you can sleep over, but you have to record a YouTube video with us. Some of the things just don't seem to make enough sense to me. Oh, here comes this other kid. I still find it very entertaining. They get a lot of good people on the show. Oh, my God.

The kid was doing the thing where you're trying to hide while you walk by. Kind of like crouched down. Oh, that poor kid. He didn't ask that kid to be in the show. Well, the kid was wearing a yellow shirt.'s not metal that's definitely not metal you know uh danny trio's on there henry rollins i know was on it was it jimmy smith is on there now really i don't know that she's married to kurt sutter she is yes oh i didn't know that there's a bit of animosity between these two guys they're kind of sizing each other up with their trivia.

I think they're kind of like one upping. It makes you feel so bad for the two. That first of all, have empty glasses of water. Like, and they're just like, I don't fucking know. Married with children.

In what world would I have fucking know married with children. In what world would I have seen fucking married with children? Yeah, motorcycle. Oh, he's here. Oh, the kid's here. Dave likes motorcycle, so he likes that show. Do you think

Katie Segal's hot? I do. I actually think that she I was asking the kid Yes, of course Even better than when she was Peg Bundy Oh yeah, definitely Peg Bundy was not very attractive I think she looks great

His character will be a member of the BizLats. That's the gang that's associated with Jimmy Smith's character. Who are also on the Shield. Talk about Dave Navarro. I know. Why are you talking

about the showrunner? I know. No, the BizLats. The one-niners were on the shield. That was the main black gang that was on the shield. Wow. Did I know that?

Now you do! Jane's Diction cover of the Rolling Stones classic will be used in the season 5 finale. Yeah, it will. Interesting. So do you think he printed this from his computer or did he hand write his notes?

I think he hand wrote the notes from Blabbermouth or something. Oh, I believe that. Yeah, that's true, Hex. It's funny. This is so much more about Sons of Anarchy than Dave Navarro, but it's like I want to hear them do the news here

that's what's got me i'm like they're gonna do the news and like we're gonna hear them maybe go to the kids and they're gonna be like i don't fucking care man dude there's only like a minute left like the kids are not gonna get to talk there's no talking from the kids coming guaranteed they're just here to watch these two guys kind of size each other up. Carl, we did a clip a few weeks ago about him putting the cookstores back. Yes. And

he enjoyed it so much he thanked us, which was kind of exciting. Oh, Dave, thank you. Yes, appreciate it, dude. He's probably the best looking celebrity that's... Isn't he your go-to gay guy? He's on the list somewhere. Did he say...

He did. He did actually say, is he your go-to gay guy? Dude, they've done like... We all got one. They've done at least three Dave Navarro videos, actually. This guy's cool. They're going to make it on the stream, too, when I do The Rock Show. A rock and roll on my Twitch.

I don't know what number. It's respectable. Yes. Thank you. Yes. And also, Michael Ornstein, who plays Chucky on the show, was actually interviewed on our show. Ed Schiller. He didn't sit on the couch or jeff's name

or my name which he's more than welcome to yes welcome by any time but uh that's pretty much right i like i like uh dave navarro he gets a lot of good looking girls he's he's his own dude that's right now posh and pulls it off puts hooks through his back uh plays funky music. I have no complaints with the guy. The guy is a pretty cool guy. I'm not a Jane's Addiction fan, but I got nothing bad to say about him. Jesus, this guy doesn't like fucking anything. There's a video

on this channel called Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock 2012 Revealed, and there's a bunch of other guys, and there's got to be like 30 beers on the coffee table. Really? I thought it was up stealing once.

When you were five? Yeah. I think these kids just want the TV. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da All right. And it's my... That's what we have on Dave Navarro. Watch the Sons of Anarchy. Last word, Dave? Yeah. Poopy. Okay.

Well, that was electric, those guys. But we can let them be the last word on Dave Navarro. He is your gay guy, I think, right? That guy's gay guy. Yep yep my go-to gay guy he's your gay guy he's a gay guy and he is uh good looking and he gets a lot of hot chicks which i mean that was i think that was like because of the people that you know i'm sure you guys too spend your time around you do not hear people being like damn did you see that hot chick you don't see that in your life very often we're construction so that's a good point that is actually uh i when i did that yes when i'm hanging out with anybody, I don't hear, look at that. She's a hot chick.

Look at that piece of ass. Look at that piece of ass over here. All right. That is guys. Dude, that guy sells... Still, in closing, we have to recognize this guy fucking sells ketchup packets on eBay.

He sells ketchup on eBay. He sells ketchup packets on eBay. Do sells ketchup on eBay. He sells ketchup packets on eBay. Do you think he's doing pretty good, like, money-wise? Well, I actually – because they haven't uploaded on that channel since 2013, so I was curious if he, like, died or something. But he has a Twitter that auto-publishes all of his eBay listings, and he's still killing it on eBay. So the ketchup market is going strong, I think. He's alive, and he's buying – he's still killing it on eBay. The ketchup market is going strong, I think.

He's alive and he's buying he's selling ketchup. That is a level of genius. Who would ever fucking think to sell the sauces you get for free? He's selling Diablo sauce, but you can just pull out of a container at Taco Bell. Yeah.

That's the money hustle. We should get him shut down. We should get him shut down. I'm calling the better business. Not for resale. It says it right there. Probably. Why would he want to go to jail,

buddy? What is the, what is. Cause buying 30 things of ketchup for like 20 bucks. When you can get a hold. Like you must just like pack it. Brian, you gotta this should be a Patreon episode. You should

order a whole bunch of sauces from him. Okay, I will. Sauce unboxing. I'll come on for that. I'd love to help out with the sauce unboxing. I have to have you guys come on for the rock show so we can talk rock. I will sit down. We'll on for the rock show so we can talk rock. You know?

Yeah, baby. I want to sit down. We'll fucking talk about rock and roll. You know? Got some great videos of a guy, my guy, Michael Nolan, saying whether rock is dead or not. And that's from last week. Debate's still ongoing, huh? Yeah. So we'll find find out We will find out

So Josiah tell people where to find you Oh yeah You can just find me Josiah Hughes on Twitter My show 155 is about Different pop punk songs We've definitely talked about Good Charlotte at length Along with Discharge and Alvar Levine And everything in between

Well that rhyme that should be what we say about the show it's it's like it's confusing and it's not a very polished show it's kind of this but about pop punk essentially uh and then on patreon we talk about blink 182 every week because we used to be a blink 182 show uh but they they announced a new album so we're like we're gonna go back to talking about blink 182 but they've only released one song in five months so we have to talk about the song every single week we talk about this fucking song and it's so painful uh that's where you can find me that's fun i you know people didn't think when i when i did shocktober people were like oh that's interesting that you guys could talk about those guys but there's a bunch of different ones and the show directly after that was called

american podcasts and it was five episodes long it was all about kid rock and people like no way you'll be able to talk about five episodes it gets easier when you've talked about something for so long you just like you're just playing free jazz with your with your brain really yeah well aaron tell people to find you uh yeah so chap fym we have a podcast wfym talk radio where we i guess we talk about guys too but it's mainly like the fucking guys we watch from youtube that are food reviewers and nasty and different catholic twitter guys and shit and then i uh i host a hockey podcast about the vancouver canucks with uh stephan heck uh it's really it's called i hate this team um so it's also kind of a podcast about just like how shitty sports fandom can be so it's like an hour of cope every week it does it it it

stephan is great i'm gonna bring him on here and And of course, you know, I love the Chapo guys. So, and you guys are by extension that. So thanks. We're the US acres to their Garfield and friends. Yes. Yes. Well, thanks for doing the show and I will see you next week talking about hot sauce guys.