Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 6- Hot Sauce Guys with Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (The Doughboys)

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

This week I have Chris James and The Doughboys to talk about the most butt and poop focused group since the sex guys. We read some reviews of a 1,000,000 scoville unit hot sauce extract, we talked about some other guy types too and we end it with a challenging quiz where you, listener can see how you stack up against Nick, Mitch and Chris in seeing if I made up a cool hot sauce name or if it is real. If you are a hot sauce company and you want to make one of the hot sauces that I made up you can find me at twitter.com/murderxbryan For more of me and chris you can go to twitch.tv/murderxbryan For more Doughboys search Doughboys on any podcasting app and they will come up My patreon is patreon.com/murderxbryan Chris's patreon is patreon.com/notevenashow and his twitter is @thecjs Theme Music by Zachary Fairbrother @avantlard on twitter 

Welcome to Guys, a podcast about guys. My name is Brian. I have with me my friend, life partner Chris James hmm okay told I was gonna introduce that way my partner might have an issue with that but yeah excited to be here Chris the Chris account aka Chris the sweetie aka cool man uh excited to to be here and this week i have as our guests i have the dough boys nick weiger and mike mitchell how's it going guys wow wow good to see some fellow life partners yeah happy to be here so uh i wanted to i'm doing this food episode. This is the first food episode of guys we've done. We've done a fuck.

I forgot sex guys. Sex guys. Yeah, sure. It was sex guys. Big type of guy. And then we went to classic rock guys. Huge guy. That's a great guy.

Right. Yeah. And then Arrowwood guys. Do you guys know arrowid less familiar with that yeah that's drug drug guys like arrowhead is a website where you where you would write up your drug stories and so we focused in on people taking strange drugs like nutmeg and things like that that you can get high from and we talked about it with jesse farrar so it was a lot of fun wow yeah a guy that doesn't get high at all no the most sober guy in the world obnoxiously sober god bless him extremely and then uh this the last the show before you guys was dave navarro it was a specific episode that's what's great about guys is that you can get as

granular as you want because dave navarro is very much like a guy yeah oh no you know what well also he could he kind of overlaps with like sex guy i guess i think him as a sex guy but he's also got his own thing going on oh 100 he would be a sex guy though you are he he would he like looks like it is he like a confirmed or just because he's a rock star no he's a sex guy he uh in the in the episode I played audio of him on a red carpet but not like a red carpet it was for a Axe body spray okay like it was it was a thing where it was like protect your balls was the whole thing oh cool and uh he asked a woman if she cleaned her vagina on the show and i was

like that's a sex guy thing to say yeah a little inappropriate little forward i laughed at him being at a axe body spray thing like protect your balls and then i was like oh yeah we read manscape dads all the time it's the same thing the same exact thing the uh exact thing. So Axe Body Spray, I have like a little bit of an arm's length connection with because I worked at this company, this awful internet company, Funny or Die, where their main business was churning out branded content. And

this was at the time where Axe Body Spray had become pretty ubiquitous. And the issue they'd run into is they were marketing, speaking of guys, they were marketing Axe Body Spray to cool guys to the point where guys like Dave Navarro were like Axe Body Spray guys. And it was so successful that like nerd guys, like little wiener guys began using Axe Body Spray and it kind of neutralized the potency of the brand. That's where you came into play. That's where I came into play.

So like let's get Weiger. So the – Is this the – just to ask you quickly, is this the Pit Pit Chess campaign? This is the Pit Pit Chess campaign, yes. So the campaign, which we know because your good friend Dave Ferguson and our friend Scott Rogers were the two guys who were Trey and Julius in the Pit Pit Chess campaign, which Funny or Die produced, which was – their whole thing was, okay, cool guys aren't using it anymore. Our sales are down just to dork guys, just to wiener guys. We need these wiener guys to use more Axe. So, the

campaign now is pit-pit chests, so they'll spray their pits, and then also their chests, so they'll use 50% more Axe body spray, and we'll make up our sales volume with these fucking dork wads. That's smart. You guys went to Mexico to shoot this? They shot it in Mexico. I didn't go, but yeah, they shot it in Mexico.

Ferguson went to Mexico. I was, I mean, a great, Dave is great. Great guy. Yeah, it was a very funny campaign. Yeah. I think he like. The Nick thing. Oh, sorry, Mitch.

Oh, they just told him to like jump in a lake in Mexico, and then he like got sick. Yes, yeah. Which is a very funny or not thing to do. Everyone then he like got sick. Yes. Yeah. It's a very funny thing to do. Everyone's getting like $50 a day. Nick, you told me once, and this is a guy that will get covered on this show. A hundred percent that you worked with Dave Mustaine. I did work with Dave Mustaine, very much his own guy. But also like, I am curious how you'd classify him.

I think it was like a chemtrails guy, kind of a conspiracy guy, at least. But he was a lovely man, just kind of, you know, a little off. He fits with the Christian guy. Yeah, definitely. The Christian heavy metal guy. Yeah. Because he is a Christian, which is weird. Well, it's not weird.

People are Christian. Sure. But he is a Christian guy that's a heavy metal guy, and that is like a special thing. I mean, I have Christians as one show and then tattooed Christians as another show in my spreadsheet. One hundred percent, yeah. They're completely different.

Funny or Die is Branded Cunt was Brandunt. I thought they were just funny stuff about acts, but they were getting paid for that? Yeah, money was changing hands. Hate to break that illusion. He's heartbroken. Why'd you do that, Wags? I'm sorry. It was funny, though. It was very funny. Comedy for its own sake.

You're like, dude, that was funny. But also, like, I learned about this this product. Well, I brought you guys on because I'm doing a food episode, sort of a food. I don't know what you guys would suggest, but this is a group of guys that I never heard of. And I've heard of, but I didn't know they got so crazy with it. It's hot sauce guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

That's a type of guy. I'm so close to becoming a hot sauce guy. There's good versions of hot sauce guys, and then there's, like, annoying. There are annoying. You have to, like, not learn too much I would argue I think if they got us on for sex guys it's like getting Jesse on for getting fucked up it's a similar thing

I do argue that there are good and bad versions of all these type of guys except for maybe sex guys seems annoying no matter what I'll tell you this about the sex guys. The way that we looked at sex guys was that I went and got reviews from Hedonism 2, the sex resort, swingers clubs, porno board games, and just porno, too. I went to Pornhub and just looked at reviews.

So sex guys came off not great i mean because you know the kind of guy that would do a review of hedonism too it's not gonna there's a guy who is mad about the porno board game the sex board game because it's like oh man like i should have won like like the rules were like he didn't really seem to understand like the whole idea is just to get horny he was like thinking he was getting all like serious about it yeah it was review people who review stuff to me are all i love anything like this because the people who review stuff are just fascinating to me who like take the time to like do just a middle you know a review of like hey i went to hedonism i like i did a swinger's shit and they're going to go home and review it so they're always weird i think there i feel like it's like you can

fall into a few characters either like you're a braggart or you're pathetic yeah or you're a creep like and like yeah there is one sex guys yeah there's just one guy who's just like there's the type of sex guy who's cool and doesn't it's just like that's the that's a sex guy he doesn't he's mysterious that's the low-key sex guy like we have a friend like that who's like oh yeah that guy fuck that guy fucks yeah but he's like he doesn't talk about yeah koalik our friend doesn't post he's not gonna post about it you're not gonna see yeah he doesn't even like tell his friends about it it's just like oh he's got a there's a blue-haired woman with a septum piercing none of us who have ever met at this bar with him and he's hanging out with you know it's just like

oh okay at least this is a low-key sex guy i know i know who you're talking about yeah yeah and that's and that i think all other versions of that are are are tough like do you think your friend edges do you think your friend edges if he does he's not like big on it like he doesn't like he's cool about it because that's like the edging guy is like a subset of the sex well it's just that's weird we decided that that's when you sort of go move into the realm of being a full-on sex guys if you're doing the edging where you're just like i'm gonna put off shooting this load yeah it's i i think and i i'm curious we'll get into it with hot sauce guys, but for me, my idea of that version of that with a hot sauce guy

is when you start really knowing your Scoville units. Oh, God. You're like, oh, that pepper's only 10,000 Scoville units. That's not hot, you know? Do you know where, because Nick, I know you're a bit of a heat seeker. It's true. I do like spicy foods. Do you know how high you've gone Scoville-wise?

Because I've seen some numbers recently, and I think I kind of have an idea now. I've had habaneros on a number of occasions. But as far as actual units, I couldn't give you a number. And I think that's what keeps me from crossing over to the crossing up to the next tier of hot sauce guy also habanero is not i hate to tell you guys this not super impressive anymore 100 no there's there's it's now it's like you got to do ghost peppers yeah or more i can't do it you do you how hot do you go usually i can eat you know it's funny because the like uh i had some friends from quincy in town we went to jitlada thai restaurant in los angeles great restaurant

great restaurant one of my favorites but it can go it can get really spicy and i was yes and i was telling you i was like my stomach's hurting so much recently and i'm just putting um what's what's that the the red the uh what's it called the red spicy sauce on the sriracha jesus uh i was just using sriracha but i was like oh i use that all the time and then we were at jitlada i was eating spicy four cups which is a dish and i was like oh my friends are all like really bothered by this and it doesn't bother me at all yeah but anything now like i got the chipotle like a chipotle bowl and got red salsa on it and it like fucked me up my stomach it just fucks my stomach up really bad now yeah me too i yeah i

i if i'm going scope if i'm going like which by the way uh we would all be looked down upon for this oh 100 if if you say what the highest? What's the highest number? We are going to read some reviews of a 9 million Scoville unit. Fuck. Jesus. So what kind of measurement system is this? I think it's accurate. Like, who came up with this based on what?

I can't figure that. I can't figure that out anywhere because there were hot sauce reviews that i read where they were like well they haven't certified their scoville units yet so we don't really know where it's at so all the hot sauce guys are like i think it was probably like a 500 000 to 650 it's just yeah like they and i think that's certified do you have did you look into that did you find anything about certification like that's really interesting there's probably some hot sauce guys

is that it's the only food that i've been able to find where you review it and you also have to review what it felt like coming out of your butt. Because, like, almost all of them are like, yeah, yeah, you know, it was really good coming in. But going out, it was kind of hairy for me. That's a big part of it. That's a big part of it, I guess. Do they have, like, a weird, like, kind of upsetting bit of lingo they use for that? Like, rim feel or something? I'm actually going to post that on hot sauce.com yeah just a suggestion if you guys are looking for a really succinct way to

describe why is always asking me what my rim feel is in the fucking dough boys after every restaurant he's like what's your what's your rim feel i was like what are you talking about we had ice cream i you know i have i have i have a review anecdote i was i watched swingers the other day um because i was i was told it's a great la movie and i hadn't seen it in forever yeah me neither and i was like oh it's in someone someone uh jared grody told me it was like he's like it's like one of the great all-timetime great L.A. movies. So I watched it again. And then I started to look at reviews for the swinger club that they went to, which was the Brown Derby, which was just called the Derby. And I read a lady's review of it.

It was kind of like, and then I just started reading all of her reviews. And it went from her living in L.A. and going to these swing clubs. And then this is over the course of 15 years, she was now reviewing shooting ranges in Texas. Wow. I follow reviews too, Mitch. That is so funny, Following someone's life. Yes. Seeing her become kind of like a conservative

Texas lady over the course of 15, actually probably closer to 20 years now. It's kind of narratively amazing. Her review was probably from 2009. Wow. Yeah, to experience someone's life like that. She stopped swinging you think?

We've been made to understand that like most of the time the swingers are like older oh that's what i'm saying yeah they're right old and we've and we did this was sort of discussed but and we don't know if it's true but maybe like a little bit upper middle class to upper class people like just the the type of videos when i think of the videos of swingers i see they're like sort of rich people in florida older people in florida you know and i'll say this about the sex guy thing uh the reviewing stuff is that like there's a swingers club here in columbus that we read a review of where this guy said that he was under the understanding that you and a date come it costs 60 to get in and for both of you you don't have to pay 120 right pay 60 to get in he got to the door and they were like this is 90 a person and he got really mad and went in, he paid the money and went into the

swingers club. And I was just like, that's a real like, that's where they have you is that they get you so fucking horny. Yes. Yeah, just like, you know what, it's fucking it's $600. What the fuck are you you going to not come? Yeah. Wow. I'm realizing, and I think you're heading here anyway, so I'm not claiming this, but I think there's a guy in like Review Guy. Like that's its own guy. Yeah. Because there are people who make it their whole life. And Mitch, you were talking about following someone's like arc through their reviews.

We know someone who got like into a little bit of trouble in i'll be very very vague about this a little bit of trouble in the la kind of like comedy scene and to be clear this guy's not our friend he's a guy he's just a guy we're saying he's a guy we know and moved like moved out of the city and if you follow their like prof follow one of their Yelp profile, they've been giving a bunch of reviews of escape rooms in rural California. They've gotten really into it. And they're oftentimes very harsh. It'll be like a one-star review of an escape room in Bakersfield. It'll be like, I came by myself, and they were very inhospitable to single participants.

One star couldn't get out. This is actually a different person than I thought you were talking about. I thought you were talking about like the thumbnail video guy who then became a Johnny Depp defender. Yeah. That's like its own. That's, again, a different guy. A different sort of guy. This is a guy. Johnny Depp defender guy. Yeah. That's like its own. That's, again, a different guy. A different sort of guy. This is a guy.

Johnny Depp Defender guy? Yeah. Yeah, this is a different guy. Well, I'll say this. I followed a woman recently on Google. Stop it, Chris. I followed a woman on Google. Her reviews.

She gave a good review to this hotel that had zero good reviews she gave it five stars it it was a hotel where people were like the mattresses smell like mustard and i saw a bed bug there's fucking all and it's like they raised the price on me and the owner was mean and she gave a five star review so i started to look into what she reviews. And I found it so odd because she was like reviewing AutoZone. And like, Wendy's. Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, why are you reviewing AutoZone? Like nobody needs that review. I think it's like you can have some amount of influence not to be too serious about it. But it's like if you have zero, it's like you are actually influencing in a very tiny, tiny way. but that like becomes the thing that people actually

go by people are like okay whether or not i'm going to go there is based on like a whatever this amount of reviews and you're part of that so i think people get like intoxicated by that a little bit but it is i found this i found this review helpful or whatever. Yeah, exactly. I'll do that. I'll give a thumbs up to a review I like. Yeah, I only write nice reviews on Yelp. But actually, the only time I've ever written a review is because I think someone asked me to write one. I've done that too, yeah. But there's someone, I won't say it, but there's a Hollywood person, and not a lot of people know about this,

but he used to write reviews in Hollywood. I should say the name and then bleep it out. And the reviews would be like, I was at this bar, and then George Clooney came over, and then he came over to my table and said, Oh, yeah, I know who you're talking about. I told you who it was. And then he was like,

And I was in front of my date, and he was telling my date she was hot and it was so embarrassing and that's there's like a bunch of reviews like that should i say who can we bleep it out uh i mean that that's i mean i wouldn't because i'm terrible i would not i was just gonna tell you guys after i'll tell you guys after i wouldn't trust that brian i'll tell you who else i follow on yelp and it's interesting because he knows the third I wouldn't trust that Brian. I'll tell you who else I follow on Yelp. And it's interesting because he knows the third in charge at Yelp.

But you can follow you can follow man cow on Yelp. He is very. Wow. He claims to be friends with the third in charge of Yelp. And he told him that his free speech is being suppressed worse than anyone he's ever seen. And that's the third in charge of Yelp saying that. I mean... Brian, I know we talked about this when I potted with you before,

but I'll recap this story for everyone. I don't know if I've told Mitch this. We know somebody who was in an improv class in Chicago with Man Cow. Wow. And said it was like improvising with Steve Carell in The Office. You remember when he has that improv

thing and he brings a gun into every scene? Except Man Cow's version of that is that every scene would have a big dildo and it would just be like, excuse me, sir, is this a line for the bank? I don't know. I'm trying to deposit this big dildo in my asshole.

That's awesome. It sounds like Mancow. Yeah, it does. There is a really great Yelp review of Mancow's where he reviewed a strip club that he went to with Vince Neal from Motley Crue. Wow. A lot of it's about Vince Neal. But now Mancow hates Vince Neal now. I don't know what.

I always want to know why. Because he turns on he's great he's very fun it's probably him to get a hot sauce i have his book i have so much man cow uh memorabilia probably the highest man cow collector brian brian i have to can we please talk about hot sauce i'm not i do shocktober with brian where i'm forced to listen to shit about man cow ad nauseum i'm not gonna do it on this podcast i play also it's also a type of guy a man cow isn't he he don't really exist we've discovered that actually there's no fans of his guys have them but he doesn't really anyway so i read this i one of the places i wanted to go to to read about hot sauce guys was a place i thought there would be a lot of conflict and that is the reddit for hot ones um and and so i read this review and and i'm gonna i'll go ahead

and read it to you guys i've been binge watching the older episodes and i can't help but notice a huge difference between the violent reactions celebrities had to the older hot sauce lineup compared to the recent ones i know the scoville ratings have remained somewhat consistent, but I feel the hot sauces don't hit aggressively like they used to. Maybe it's like a Da Bomb thing where the Scoville is low compared to the last two, but the heat pierces through more aggressively. Anyways, I still enjoyed the show and Sean's been killing it this season with the lineup so far. This is just an observation, hopefully somewhat unique one that this subreddit hasn't been bombarded with already. That's a cool thing to say. Hey, here's my opinion.

I hope it's unique. Johnny Cobbler replied. And this is this is what he goes. The show is way more Hollywooded up these days. You know, i agree with cobbler true it's woke it's woke it might be woke and it wouldn't surprise me at all to know some of the celebs get to do a weenie hut jr version of the show with fake sauces at least it certainly looked that way to me the past few seasons they probably give big names that don't want to look bad some fake sauces just for the sake of having them agree to do the show. Yeah. Yeah. I buy that.

I want 100 percent by that because that's like the conspiracy theory about remember when Hillary Clinton was on a talk show and they had her open a pickle jar and then to show that she was like not like, you know, violently ill all the time. And the stakes popped out of it. and then to show that she was not violently ill all the time. And they- Snakes popped out of it. Well, no. It was just like, yeah. And she wasn't scared. Showed how tough she was. But then the theory was, I bet they pre-loosened that.

And I kind of believe that they pre-loosened the jar so Hillary could open it. Because they don't want her struggling with a jar on camera. What I'm saying is that I think the same thing very well could happen with this, with the hot sauces on hot ones. It's believable. It's believable. And I like that there are conspiracy theories about it at all. That's kind of cool.

But, yeah, it could be the case. I just think it would leak, though. I guess maybe not. Celebrities are really good at keeping things under wraps aren't yeah i feel like cobbler is like the the oliver stone of this world but who what who the way i think about this is which celebrity is a person that's like oh i gotta have fake hot sauce i can't do the real hot sauce like who has been on like do you do you have any names of people who have been on recently stone cold steve austin oh

yeah he would never he probably had to get the fake sauce stone cold don't even dare say that i do wonder if like brie larson if she did it like would die if she ate like too many scovilles or something. Yeah, I could see a celebrity being like, hey, I don't want my nose running. I don't want to be tearing up. I don't want to just look unprofessional on camera. I could see that maybe being an issue. I could see also it being a very masculine guy being like, I don't want to look weak.

That's good. I want to look tough on camera. Yeah, or a weakling who, again, would just die or something. It could be that, too. like guy being like i don't want to look like a that's weak i want to look tough on camera yeah or a weakling who would again would just die or something like that could be that too but i but i have another theory here i think this conspiracy theory is from cobbler it was cobbler right it was a cobbler doing the reply honey cobbler i think the cobbler theory is has some merit to but i think there's another possibility which is just that it's like when uh viral videos of first pitches going awry became a thing and then i think they kind of went away because people started to be like okay if i'm

going to throw a first pitch i have to prep for it so i don't look embarrassing on on youtube or on vime and i think it's the same thing here i think people are probably prepping a little bit for the hot sauce challenge you remember how good george w's fucking pitch was at 9 11 fuck he did throw a great fucking pitch, man. It was a great fucking pitch. Brought the country together. Brought the fucking pitch. Totally important.

That was nice. He dodged the shoe, too. I would have been hit by that shoe, man. It was pretty reflexive, that guy. Very agile. The pretzel, that whole pretzel thing. The pretzel thing? Yeah, he fucking kicked that pretzel's ass.

Dude, George W.'s kind of like John Wick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We can't have that on the podcast. This came up because of Jenna Ortega not having a violent reaction. Okay, so we have an actual name associated i i just think that they would have to worry in that case that like i guess they're actors but still that like well it people are going to notice people are going to notice if we if we try to pass this off as being like whatever and do we know what scovilles they are uh no

nobody knows any scov. The last dab. I'll actually, I could probably find that. I do want to say that somebody did respond to Johnny Cobbler and say, being cynical isn't a personality. But then Johnny, but then Johnny Cobbler must've looked at his profile and said, neither is getting cheated on. So.

Sounds like already. It's like's like man that's fucking ruthless johnny cobbler is not to be fucked with no jenna ortega i and i it also looks like it would like maybe kill her if she did hot ones and i and i say that i like i like i think any like i'm saying this because in shape like celebrities that don't eat any of this type of food is more like where my head is at. I do think of hot sauce as more of like a big fat man's game. But here's the thing, and I will say I think that's fair and I think it's possible. There are also people who like – because hot sauce is not high calorie, right? Because, Mitch, you've been having more hot sauces you've been like conscious of your of your diet and i i do the same it's like a way to make

up for a lack of flavor otherwise i think it's possible that fit people it's like that's their one source of fit of flavor is hot sauce great i think it's also hot sauce mustard and hot sauce those are two things that are not bad for you and actually good yeah both huge i think the other thing too is is just, like, you never know who's going to be someone who's a heat seeker. Like, my wife is, like, can tolerate the spiciest of spicy foods. She not just tolerate, like, loves it. And I think if you just, like, looked at her, you wouldn't be like,

oh, she could take down the hottest wing on hot ones without flinching, but she could, you know. So it could ones without flinching, but she could. So it could be a similar thing with Jenna Ortega. Yeah, I did give two examples of two women who couldn't handle the hot sauce. Well, that's why I was picking that. Oopsie. Sorry. It's not why I did it, but you get it. I realize I did a show.

We did a stand-up show like this. I did a stand-up show like this and I think I have something wrong with me now that I think of it because it was like everyone I don't know what the Scoville was but everyone was like seriously in trouble from it and it did not didn't bother me in any way

like I it was a little bit hot but like so I don't know what I guess I've eaten spicy food before but I would be really and now I'm fucking obsessed with knowing what Scovilles I've eaten spicy food before, but I would be really – now I'm fucking obsessed with knowing what Scovilles I've eaten. I'm curious on another aspect of this real quick, which is the horseradish slash wasabi heat, which is kind of its own thing.

And I have a much higher tolerance for that than for like regular heat. I almost choked. I almost choked on horseradish. I went to Kohl's. Wow. My friends were in town. I took them to Kohl almost choked on horseradish. I went to Kohl's. Wow. My friends were in town. I took them to Kohl's. And that horseradish mustard.

French dip sandwich place. I put that horseradish mustard on the sandwich. Yeah. And it like shot out. It was like a big fucking load of it came out onto the sandwich. Oh, no. And I was like, whatever. I'm going to dunk it in the au jus and it will be fine.

And then I like started like, I thought I was like, I thought my throat was closing. Wow. fine and then i like started like i thought i was like i thought my throat was closing wow it was like a huge hunk of horseradish which i like never bothers me ever but that that horseradish mustard skulls is strong yeah there's different heat there's different heat there's like the sesh the stuff that like makes your mouth numb almost as well like there's that type of heat there are definitely different types i think people can handle different types but like yeah we gotta know more about the scoville stuff brian let's talk afterwards to do some study studying of the scoville units the last dab is the last thing they eat on hot ones and it has 2.5 million plus scoville units but an official rating hasn't yet

to be announced i think it's like not certified it's not certified if if hot ones can't fast track a certification then i think they're right people are unable to be bought there might be a huge backlog of people there's one guy certifying all of them well uh i i did so i I checked out the review. We'll get into the reviews here. The first one is just a quick review from the Jeff Dunham. Ahmed's Keeler hot sauce with scorpion Carolina Reaper and ghost peppers. And it's described as super hot and spicy sauce for the brave and the bold and the only review I got of that

is Ahmed will have the last laugh if you buy his sauce when you blow up your toilet so that's that's cool that they're kind of riffing with that of yeah that's a little bit sort of like it's sort of a dream thing scenario you know to be just like I'm sort of doing jokes because that's that is one that he would say probably a lot of dunham guys don't like the hot sauce they a lot of the dunham guys hate like the hot sauce because it costs 20 to get it shipped so it's 20 for the hot sauce and then 20 to get it shipped so so i don't think i'm understanding i think i'm i'm not understanding something here.

This is a hot sauce of Jeff Dunham that he sells. Yeah, this is Jeff Dunham's Ahmed, the angry terrorist. That's his character, that terrorist puppet. So it's kind of racist a little bit. He also has like a jalapeno that'sican that he also does the same thing with and now he's a cancel culture guy so he can pretty much just say whatever he wants oh did he go he went he went he went cancel culture that's interesting i didn't realize it makes sense it's funny it's actually very funny like if he does cancel culture stuff with the puppets you know what i mean like he's like talking about like yeah you can't say shit You know what he's doing? It's through a puppet.

That would make me laugh a lot. His last special was called Cancel This. Oh, my God. So he's calling them out. Well, because the leeway you have as a as a ventriloquist is that your puppet can say things and then you can be the straight man and be like, come, Walter, you can't say that. How dare you? Walter, you can't say that. How dare you? But I guess at a certain point, people did start to say, wait, no, this is material you've written and are saying yourself.

Like, Ahmed, the terrorist does not have agency. This is not his own brain. That was a big thing in the 2010s. People kind of figured that out. Wait, but focus dummies are not real. Yeah. That was a huge realization for a group. Think for just a society in general, able to finally wrap our head around it.

We need some accountability for the man holding the pump. Yeah. Cause Ahmed was canceled for a while, but then it was fine. Then it was like, I'm not working with Ahmed anymore. Like, you know, whatever. I still love him but i just like you see me on stage with him because it's a contractual thing yes is he wait you said akhmed the angry terrorist did he so he changed

that because i used to be akhmed the dead terrorist right and it was a skeleton yeah i think it is akhmed the dead terrorist okay so it still is still dead got it yeah yeah the sauce is his keeler hot sauce like k-e-e-l-e-r so it's kind of a little bit racist in just in the way that they uh branded it so 100 and the jalapeno because he has a jalapeno puppet he does which he referenced that he so he has a jalapeno hot sauce too no he doesn't oh he doesn't okay how does he not reply yeah how does yeah that makes so much more sense yeah that's it's like to let it go with yeah everybody in the replies are like why isn't there a jalapeno one with the jalapeno i guess he just doesn't want to sell the uh the rights to the jalapeno he thinks that's like his big that's his big guy there this is so but uh he went with the race his probably i don't know if it's his most racist

puppet character yeah come on man that's not fair to him he's got a lot of races but he she chose that one. I guess that is maybe a popular puppet. I think it's his most well-known one, but it still doesn't make sense over the jalapeno. It's well-known for bad reasons. Yes, 100%. Well, I'll say this. It does cost a lot to ship hot sauce because I have – i'm not a hot sauce guy i have all the regular ones but i also

found out that there is a corn the band here to slay hot sauce so i ordered that and it did cost like 20 bucks to it was 40 making all the hot sauce so this is just a thing like a lot of different things sell hot sauce like as a brand so it seems like an easy thing to acquire something or to like sell like why are so many musicians and comedians and stuff selling hot sauce i don't i must be easy to it must just be like there are a bunch of them uh yeah it's easy money i wonder if it's like because you know all these celebrity ghost kitchens that have popped up recently uh like mariah carey's cookies and ta Tyga Bites and some of Guy Fieri restaurants. There's others I'm forgetting about, which we've talked about some of them.

But they're all like Robert Earl, who is the guy who founded Planet Hollywood. And he got really into ghost kitchens. And it's just a thing of like they'll just approach celebrities or celebrities approach them. And they're like, yeah, we'll do all of it. We'll make Mr. Beast Burger from scratch. All we need is just your name and they all they're all coming out of the same kitchens so whatever it's a similar sort of thing if there's like one central like main celebrity hot uh hot sauce company that is just like producing all of these here here's the thing i have two issues one are we like hot sauce or food guys? I feel like we are now.

Yes. I think you guys are probably fast food guys in the sense that you have a fast food podcast. Yeah. With peep this out. That's where the same kind of guy. We're the same kind of guys. I want to know.

You're not. I want to clarify. You're not the same as peep this out at Joey and those. I'm afraid like funny or cool comedians see us and, like, there's, like, the food guys. I think so, yeah. Fuck. That sucks. You are fast food guys in the same way that I'm, like, a shock jock guy, which is I love them and I agree with all their politics.

But it doesn't just feel like shit. I do have some celebrity hot sauces here in front of me. I got Eddie Ojeda Twisted Hot Sauce. I don't know who that is. He's from Twisted Sister. Oh, okay. Not the well-known guy from Twisted Sister. Yeah, they didn't get the whole band or like Dee Snider.

They got another guy. We got Bumblefoot's Bumbleicious hot sauce. Okay. And he has three of them. Bumble Fucked is the really hot one and it has caffeine in it. And Bumblefoot's from Guns N' Roses

but not the famous Guns N' Roses guy. Is this like a company that specializes in the other guy, you know? Can we get the basis from Candlebox? I buy that. I would. That would be an instant buy like the corn.

Brian's eyes there were so genuine. He really would buy that. Dexter Holland, Gringo Bandito hot sauce. He's from the offspring. So I heard this hot sauce is good, and I just opened up my Amazon orders. And, Wags, you can confirm this. I got Gringo Bandito. Wait, let me see this.

You've maybe given me some. I've ordered Gringo Bandito hot sauce. Yeah, I remember this bottle. I think I've had some. I've heard it's good and i think it's pretty good he came up with it too it is because he's like that's his big story about him is that he's like a physics guy or something like which which person is that the lead singer of the offspring okay okay so he was it's that's the yeah yeah i know him for sure

he's the main guy the guy with yeah he's the guy. The dyed blonde hair or whatever. Yeah, so that's not as bad, I feel like. But I mean, now I'm like, oh, I am a hot sauce guy. All the cool comedians making fun of me, Jeff Dunham and all of them, and Ahmed. Well, yeah, Dunham and Ahmed when they're just hanging out. They're fucking talking shit about you, no doubt. And we're shock jo guys too bro we're not but we're we're the same we're fucking shock shock guys too yeah i think so i mean weiger weiger you could also be a video game guy though yeah sure yeah and then also i mean i don't know what type of guy this is but i i mean i seen

i seen you in the movies i watched you in the movies so an actor guy star star i think this is also like kind of on the surface but i think you you'd cop to admit you're kind of a boston i'm kind of a boston guy which is very like that's like a top regional guy i also like not being categorized as like an actor because like you know like i've been in just a couple like i'm just like oh he's like a movie regional guy. I also like not being categorized as an actor because I've been in just a couple. I'm just like, oh, he's like a movie guy. He's not really like an actor. He hovers around like entertainment. That's kind of what we do.

We hover around entertainment. Hey, that's the best place to be. It's the least amount of pressure. It's true. to be it's the least amount of pressure um uh and then one other one we have here is uh joel and beads hot habanero mountain dew hot sauce um that is about 150 a bottle because they didn't make very many and all of the like small batch small batch yeah all the hot sauce guys really want to get their hands on it really bad this is the mountain dew like is that just kind of a goof like joel mb is like a little bit

silly a little bit funny guy you know like he'll make it yeah he's like a funny basketball player yeah well they made a flaming hot mountain dew and they would send out packs for the hot hop joel and beads hot habanero mountain dew a citrus and habaneros flavor mashup is uh what it says so and beat is very fun he is very he he could cut it as one of dunham's puppets i feel like i was gonna say the that one seems like i i'm i was it like a limited run mountain dew promotional thing that's what i wonder it was okay so the that one seems like i i'm i was it like a limited run mountain dew promotional thing that's what i wonder it was okay so that that's like kind of its own thing um yeah it's hard to get yeah right like i saw people on hot sauce.com like really fucking like like there's a lot of money like it like how much is any indication what it's being like in resale market, like what the prices are?

Let me look. Like 150. That's just straight away. 150 is a lot. Yes. Yeah. I mean, I get hot sauce. I know.

I mean, I'm not a big hot sauce guy, but I go to the store. I get it's like six bucks, seven bucks or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's the regular price here. I'm looking for 200 200 bucks plus 12 shipping on uh on ebay so do you think it's yeah i mean i don't know maybe they made 500 of them there is a guy that follows me on twitter that has it by the way if he sent it to me and i was like oh okay uh i don't know what to do with that because i'm not gonna pay $200 for hot sauce but uh so I have some reviews now I I have some reviews of the million Scoville

pepper extract sauce which I learned that extracts are not like the real hot sauce guy is like I don't do extracts uh because it's cheating I guess they like the pepper one um so i just have a few reviews of it here is uh my guy uh justin saying i have been using this for over a year now in chili and making things a little hotter than usual a few of the recipes i have used this in i made a three gallon pot of chili with a dozen or so habaneros and four carolina reapers added about 10 drops to it and it was very flavorful with a lot of heat to the point where most hot sauce enthusiasts wouldn't eat more than a bite chicken breast marinated in 15 drops of this a quart of chicken sorry i just want to say it's sweet he's talking shit in his review as well

this was so hot like most of you would be fucking running back to mommy at this point. But I continued. Well, this is a five-star review, by the way. This is a good review. Chicken breast marinated in 15 drops of this, a quart of chicken broth, pinch of salt, liberal amount of ground black pepper and garlic powder served over rice with a butter sauce it was extra tasty but had an insane amount of heat to the point where my roommates and i were outside vomiting and coughing after a single bite after a single bite five stars like that's

different like if you get it all done and it's like you're enjoying it and then afterwards you have that i guess i could but yeah you only got one bite of it which also which also goes back on his shit talking a little bit where he was just shit yeah a second ago he said warning this is not a joke after over a year of use i have only used about a half ounce of this extract be mindful and if cooking with it the fumes can cause some eye and nasal discomfort similar to pepper spray we'll be buying again if i ever run out it's like you're getting when you're cooking it it's like you're getting bear mace like pepper spray that's wild that's it seems dangerous i don't know it seems like yeah like see when when you read reviews like that you sort of think maybe you guys aren't hot you know maybe

i'm not a hot sauce guy maybe no like maybe this is a different level of it like these people who are really serious about it like this yeah because it's like compulsive self-harm that's like its own its own thing it's like you're not like oh, oh, I like having a little bit of heat. I like just like the flavor of it. That's just like, oh, I'm trying to prove something by punishing my body. Yeah. It seems miserable. This guy says, Zax says, originally I purchased this to repel squirrels from bird feeders.

It works very well in that regard. Have to reapply about once a week, but it does the job. It has a slight chocolate hint as far as smell goes, and it works very well to spice up food dishes like soups and casseroles. If I add to a meal, all it takes is one to three drops depending on the dish. It adds a nice even heat to the dish. It's also fun to bring out when friends or family stop by, give them a toothpick tip taste and let the show begin some of the reactions can be priceless so i found that one interesting because he's using it as a pesticide yeah it's like oh yeah here's my review you know it was uh it wasn't so good but i found a couple of drops of raid on you know i mean that just seems like if you're using it to get rid of pests or whatever, like another animal can't handle it, that I guess, oh, it is a tiny little squirrel, I guess.

It's a tiny little squirrel. Sure, but we all have tongues. The squirrel has a tongue. It's not the application you want for something that I'm going to put in my own body. It's like saying, like, oh, my pool tiles have never been cleaner. It's like, well, why my pool tiles have never been cleaner it's like well why are you eating that yeah yeah well this guy says uh this guy kangaroo one says uh for the price it's very expensive this is a hundred dollar bottle uh now for someone like myself that can't

ever get hot enough this was something worth getting to see if it would be now a toothpick size drip did create a burn i used a tip of a normal size spoon to get where i wanted for heat and add to one cup bowl of soup now i'm not normal when it comes to eating hot food my dad who was always my champion for this kind of stuff didn't want didn't want any more than the tip of a toothpick when he tasted it i've yet to fail a hot eating contest when it comes to spicy food so please my recommendation on this are for those that really can handle this type of heat i'm not wanting to be braggadocious here uh spicy foods are my passion this is this this sentence spicy foods are my passion and a weird skill I've trained my entire life around since I was five. I guess it's whatever.

You find your stuff. But yeah, it does seem like not that good of a passion. He does say this sauce is hot and will make you feel like your insides will burn out if you're not careful. The bottle is very small and I don't think it will last a long time in my home, but it's what I've been looking for. So I'm grateful. I have something to work on personally, but I'm still discouraged about the price of it. Half of this price is still a bit much, but I'd rather pay that just too small an amount for me. He's like a

drug ad he really is you know it's like oh it's becoming more expensive i'm like bummed out that i have to like get to this level now where i'm dropping a hundred bucks but like i am just glad to at least have a thing that works for me you know like that doesn't sound like eating that doesn't sound like eating it is it is so fucking crazy this donovan petrie says mine arrived already in liquid form this is by far the most pain i've ever had in my life five stars i've tried just about every hot sauce above the 1 million plus range. All suck.

But this, this is a whole new level of pain. The eye of a toothpick will drop you to your knees. I thought I'd be a badass and dropped a match tip size on my tongue. It was at this moment I realized I fucked up. Within just one minute, the pain in my stomach was excruciating. That I passed out and started twitching my wife and family then woke me up thinking i was on the verge of death um so that's also a five star this sounds like a nutmeg review this sounds like describing like the guys who are fucked up on

drugs like had taken too much and shit like this is a really bad reaction to have and to me it would stop me from ever doing it again yeah i'm not i would never i mean there there is there are a few things that i read for nine million scoville scoville units that i was just like that last one we just read was one million and uh there is a nine million scoville but i think i'm more of a like 10 000 scoville guy if i'm not mistaken uh i can look up habanero and see what can you die from eating food that's too spicy i don't know i don't know i feel yes. Well, a habanero, since you guys have all liked habanero, that's $150,000 to $570,000. Yeah. It's a child.

Child. Exactly, yeah. Well, I remember when I was younger, that was like the thing. They'd have the Scoville chart that I'd look at. Because it's exponential. A jalapeno is like $5,000 or something. And so habanero would be at the very top, and you'd be like holy shit that looks that's like this insane mythical pepper that's like a hundred times more potent than the hottest thing i've ever eaten and now

like yeah now that's like the entry level pepper for like someone who's guys are rubbing these guys rub abanero on their eyes i mean the most naturally occur this is so this is the hottest pepper with naturally occurring scoville unit and it's made by this guy that makes different peppers but it's called pepper x and uh it is 3 million 180 000 scoville units that's the hottest so how do they how do they Jack it up to nine then like I don't what it you know like what what happens in that process or are those people just lying about it I don't think you can get the nine million is an extract Chris which is again look down upon in hot sauce circles right so they've just i don't know how extract stuff works like you can somehow

get derived like more like a higher amount of scovilles from it i yeah that capsaicism i can't say that word so i'm just gonna just move past that nobody's gonna say anything about it no one's gonna start no one's gonna start typing it out in the way they feel like he said it try to spell it out in the comments to the episode and yell flub flub flub flub flub afterward i don't think anybody's gonna go to uh apple podcast just to write that word they'll do it on the patreon probably when you post it on the patreon do you post these on the patreon no they do it on apple podcast if you don't look at it oh really yeah if you go to the apple podcast app i do have a perfect five stars but 90 of them say i really enjoyed the show i sort of made it i sort of made a thing where

there's a flub heads like it's a group that really love when brian makes a flub and they really love to focus on it it's sort of a subculture of the podcast unfortunately wow well i want to do one last thing before we end the show uh i have a quiz for the three of you uh this is new this is new this is the first time we've done this on guys right this yes this is a real or fake situation and uh i'm just it's just hot sauce names. That's it. This is funny. Okay, number one is Bernie Sanders. That's B-U-R-N-Y Sanders. Nick, is that real? I think it might be a reference to the politician. Oh, I just was trying to help Nick out there.

Oh, yeah, no, I made the connection. I appreciate that. I made the connection on my own. That's a reference to socialist politician Bernie Sanders. I didn't I actually didn't get that. Yeah. So you help me out. So thank you. You said it was fake, though. Sorry. Sorry. You said it's fake. I think it's fake. What do you think? I mean, for the game's sake, I should say it's real, but I also think it's fake. real, but I also think it's fake. 0 I think it's no, I was going to say real. I'm going to be contrarian. I'm going to say

real. 3 0. Okay. Nick and mitch you got a point chris has zero that feels good for me wow the next one name is uh ass in hell that's ass in hell uh nick what do you think about ass in hell yeah you know i remember i remember there was one that was called like jackass and there was another one that's called like blow it out your ass and it had like a little donkey on the bottle so i think that's that's of a piece with those where they're kind of like getting away with an ass pun um i think that's real all right oh go ahead mitch sorry i was gonna say i was gonna say real i'm with you that this is that ass in hell

is real yeah i like it too good name it's a good name ass in hell is real. Yeah. I like it too. Good name. It's a good name. Ass in hell. Well, Chris, what are you going to, I'm going to say these two doofuses don't know their head from a hole in the ground. I'm going to say it's the opposite of what they said.

Well, ass in hell is real. And I had to write it down because the words to buy something that says ass in hell, it reminds me of like stuff you buy it you see at spencer's gifts yes you're like who buys this shit yeah how am i losing so badly to these well there's there's plenty more here uh we got orange established you could get that and then like like a cartman dressed as the devil or something. Yeah, that's fun. A black light.

Orange impeachment. Nick, orange impeachment. Now that's a reference to Donald Trump. I think it's Donald Trump. This feels like a real thing, like an obnoxious liberal, like we got him, you know, orange impeachment. So I'm going gonna say real for that reason also maybe a spencer spencer they would have like this at spencer gifts alongside like obama disappointments because they're just like they're trying to play both sides you know so i

i think this one's real i also think this one is real because it is embarrassing um yes it's it seems embarrassingly real chris you should do the opposite of us again because it's funny. Well, you know what? I love to be funny, but in all seriousness, I just think there's no way these two doofuses have got this one right. So I'm going to say that this is fake for sure. Well, they got it right. They're three for three. Wow.

I thought that one was really going really gonna because I did the Bernie Sanders being fake so I thought orange impeachment which is a terrible name yeah it is it sounds kind of like or yeah it sounds like it has orange in it right it sounds like fruit like or people you're right it sounds definitely more like a smoothie like something that you would get a smoothie this next one is, uh, we're, we're going to say, is this real or fake? It's a hot fart juice.

Oh, um, it's hot fart juice. Nick, what do you think? It is, it is one where I could, I could almost see it in a Spencer gifts,

but it's almost like a, a little, like a notch too far. That said, I, I kind of want to believe this is real i'll say real you know i want this to be real too and i was thinking the same exact thing that like i think i would maybe buy this if i saw it yeah um you know with my kenny chain

chris what do you think my bender clock I would say my take on this Is that it is shocking to me That two of the most respected podcasters In America could be so fucking wrong About something There is no way this is real This is fake as they come Chris you did it

You got it right Not real It is not real Are you happy it's not real Chris it sucks it's not real. It is not real. Are you happy it's not real, Chris? It sucks it's not real. It's a bummer. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, I'm pissed.

I mean, it's by far the best name. I think somebody could come out with it, and it would probably – that's what I'm thinking the Mountain Dew one was, just kind of like a silly, goofy one, like, oh, this is going to go viral. The Mountain Dew one was just kind of like a silly, goofy one. Like, oh, this is going to go viral, you know? Well, I'm going to tell you that I got to say this next one. It is brand new asshole hot sauce.

Brand new asshole hot sauce. Nick, what do you think? Again, I want to believe it's real. And I think coming off of the last one being fake just just playing the game that is the game i think this one maybe is real i also think this one is real and i it because this feels like the aggro like this this this feels in line it's 2023 yeah this feels in line with like like what you know ouch my butt in 1992 this is like brand new asshole is 2023 so i'm saying i'm with you real well i'm gonna say i was gonna say real and then these two guys who i just heard absolutely blow the last answer said it was real and so i'm gonna have to say this one is

definitely fake wow well chris you got it wrong doc that one is absolutely fucking real which is that's a bad name brand new asshole hot sauce is like really aggressive yeah do you have the what is it what is the image like do you have the actual or no you don't have the it's just it's all asshole it's all pictures of people all just people farting the next one i was gonna say i was gonna stand it gone mitch please i was gonna say sign me up until i heard it was a hot sauce because i love a new asshole yeah the that's what i don't understand is what is the brand Like why brand new asshole Like you're gonna need a new asshole after this

Or this is going to give you This is so hot you'll have a new asshole Because your body will need one It burns away the old asshole And gives you a new asshole Wow It's too long of a walk for me Hot fart juice is so much more direct

Cause that's what I'm getting And Brian you made up hot fart juice is so much more direct because that's what I'm getting. And Brian, you made up hot fart juice, correct? Yes, I did. I would trademark that immediately. I'm going to release hot fart juice. I'm thinking about it now, though. It does just sort of seems like maybe it might taste like fart juice. Like it might itself just taste like fart. When I, right. It itself just tastes like farts.

When I was a teen, not a teen, when I was like eight or nine years old, I went to Spencer's Gifts. And they had an aerosol spray can that said fart spray. But it had the circle around it with the line through it. Zero fart spray. But I didn't know what that thing was. So I bought it. And when I got home, I sprayed it. The first time I sprayed it, it didn't know what that thing was so I bought it and when I got home I sprayed it the first time I sprayed it it didn't smell like farts it was really a moment of disappointment

for me because I thought I bought a spray that would felt smell like farts and I was thinking about it recently and it's like why would I want a spray that smells like farts but I guess when you're eight it's pretty funny that would be the funniest thing to own that's great wait so so it like it like like it neutralized fart smells is that what it was lysol it's like that poo purine you know what i mean yeah just a just a gimmick the next one i have here is uh it is dr ass all-natural elixir. Dr. Assburn's all-natural elixir. Nick, what do you think? I'm just thinking, like, I always think of these,

just seeing the ass thing associated with the donkey so much. I'm just picturing, like, a donkey with, like, a lab coat and a stethoscope. You know, and, like, i'm dr aspern maybe his ass is on fire um i think that so i think this one is real uh hmm i you know what it sounds like you were describing dr fauci too by the way um dr armburn fucking donkey in a lab coat Yeah except his ass wouldn't be on fire His damn pants would be on fire Yeah liar

Liar liar I didn't have to explain that That was like you explaining the Donald Trump hot sauce And the Bernie hot sauce I did it sincerely. You said yes? I think I'm going yes, yeah. I think yes, too.

I'm truly not trying to copy Nick, but now we're kind of in it together. Yeah, it feels like you doubted a little bit on this one. This one, it felt like you were kind of like, okay, is it worth breaking away at this point? I'm like 80% on this one this one it felt like you're kind of like okay is it worth breaking away at this point it's it's not like 80 on this one i don't think i'm not like convinced it's real but i think it probably is this one feels like it could be this one i'm so so on and i was actually so so on fart juice but i loved it too much i wanted it to be real yeah so i'll say yes i'm gonna say yes on this one too i'm sticking i know this guy i know this guy's freakish mind this guy brian you know and i just know this is something it just strikes me as like something the grease man would come up with or something and so for that reason i'm gonna say brian came up with it and it is fake it was real wow i thought that one really did sound like something I had come up with. We got a next one here.

This one is slap a hog's dick habanero. I think that's too funny to be real. So I'm going to say fake. My exact first thought, too funny to be real. Okay. I mean, I think Brian definitely came up with that one, but I have been going against you guys every time.

And I don't want to, I don't, what I don't want to have is like any sort of appearance of any sort of like camaraderie with you guys. So I'm going to say that this is real oh well uh chris you're wrong i didn't think that sounded like something out of my brain yeah so i don't know what you said it out loud i said it out loud i was like, I should make this. The next one is Uncle Terry's Tongue Scraper. And so I did, I will give you a little bit of a hint.

I saw a review for a hot sauce that said, felt like rubbing sandpaper on my tongue. So that is actually a thing that they say. Interesting. That is a positive. So yeah, Uncle Terry's tongue scrape this makes me think that there is like uncle terry is possibly like like one of those you know uh the drummer for uh meat puppets or something like that level of celebrity and so and and that it's a real term makes me think that this one's real i think uncle terry is hulk hogan terry it could be yeah it could

be it could be a terry uh it could be a terry bolea terry the hulk hogan brand isn't so hot these days so he's he's using his real name he's he's by Uncle Terry. Is that Hulk Hogan? Yeah. Why is it called Uncle Terry? It's still like a picture of him saying, like, the hottest sauce, brother. But it's Uncle Terry. I'm going to go real for Uncle Terry's tongue scraper. I mean, also, this one is another one I'm not 100% sure on.

Yeah. This could be Brian being good again. Yeah. What do you say, Chris? To me, it tells me that Brian saw that thing on a – Like, I'm going the other way. I'm going the other way with that and saying he saw it on there and he made it up, so I'm saying fake.

Yeah, and I name everybody Terry. We're almost done here. It was fake. It was fake. Yeah, yeah that was fake the next one what about and by the way sorry that you guys you guys will appreciate everyone here will appreciate this there is some noise but it's there's building a restaurant below me right now so hey a vegan restaurant is gonna be popping in but i'm not a huge fan of vegan food but they do have smoothies that look good and they have the like acai bowls or whatever.

Just morning stuff in the morning that I like. So, yeah, I'm pretty excited. And right below, like I can just walk down through the stairs still inside and go in there and everything. That's clutch. We're about to eat an acai bowl in just a bit. As of this morning, yeah. We're going to have that. Yeah, we're just we're we're almost done here.

The next one is hemorrhoid helper burns both ways. Hot sauce. Got it. Got to be real. Thatid helper burns both ways. Hot sauce. Got it. Got to be real. That's got to be real. I agree. Okay. Well, I think it's fake just because, yeah, I mean, let's let's put an end to this.

Well, I got to tell you, it is it is real. The hemorrhoid. And then, OK, this next one, there's three more. You take the hemorrhoid helper first and then you have the new asshole as a chaser. That is nice. The next one we have here is hot and horny, scorching, hot, hot sauce. So hot and horny, scorching, hot, hot sauce. They don't bring sex into it.

Only one mind around here that does that i still think real i think real too now this is coming from this is coming from this guy this guy over here this guy classic sex guy uh hedonism brian this comes from hed and wisdom, Brian, for sure. All right. It was real. That one is actually. Wow. Wow. I thought it was weird to add horny too, but yeah,

it is very weird to throw sex into it. Cause hot sauce is not the type of stuff you want to be using in, in sex, like food, sex stuff. You know, no, you're into that.

The next one. I think it is probably though. I bet it's a doubt. I bet it's the fucking devil. I bet it's the fucking devil. I bet it's like it's horny because the devil's hot. And it's maybe a sexy succubus with horns. Chris, I was going to say that we're really good at this game, but I think you just suck at it. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, yeah. You know what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to create like drama and everything like that. Yeah, I struggle. I struggle with games. I struggle with with answering questions i struggle with general knowledge yeah i have issues with that stuff the hot and horny scorching hot hot sauce uh actual package is just a a kind of cartoon sexy looking woman in like white panties and she's like doing over her shoulder kind of holding her mouth and she's got a fart flaming fart coming out of her ass that was actually the uh the thing so it was

very gross we got two more if you wouldn't mind i know that's so nasty that's so nasty that i just i gotta see it i gotta see this here i'll get it up here real quick because i saw it and i was like i i thought it was really gross the next one i have here though is pita people eating tasty animals hot sauce um i know that is a thing i know that that's like people like like hunters and you know people who are like big bacon guys bacon guy's a guy uh oh he's we have them bacon guys, parentheses, 2023 in the hot sauce. That's like a big, like, anti-PETA thing is to say people eat – but would that be a hot sauce?

I'm going to say fake. Are they allowed to even do that? That was my thought was that PETA would be – it would be a thing. Famously litigious. Yeah. would be they would it would be a thing famously litigious so yeah i'm gonna you know for once here we're coming down to the end i'm gonna go ahead and bury the hatchet with my two enemies and i'm gonna agree with them nope that was a real one wow last time i ever follow you two idiots oh by the way i got the hot and horny one wrong it is a i i i must have seen

another one or something uh because it's just a dragon guy uh with horny yeah i'm sorry everybody nick was kind of right does the dragon have horns does the dragon have yes he does okay that makes sense okay could you and it's uh i'm 95 could you put i can put it up here. Could you put a picture of a cartoon lady farting? Yeah, where did that photo, where did that image come from, Brian? It was one of the hot costs, dude. Brian just came up with that image. I did not come up with a hot lady farting. That was a real thing. I'll see if I can find it as quick as possible. Cause I know it's humorous.

Speaker 2, right now at his eyes. The last one we have here, uh, before we finish the game is dr michael hunt prescription hot shit sauce yeah let me yeah let me tell i gonna i'm gonna clear you guys in on something here why don't you go ahead and shorten get michael's name yeah but i'm doing the math in my head and i see what i see what they're going for um i think i think this one's fake i think it's also too funny to be real It's fake Okay Brian is trying to now show us He's pulled up something by the way

At the end of the podcast I think to clear his name Okay there it is Can you click on the bottle We need to see it a little bit It's called Brenda's Booty Burner That's the name of this With that name the art makes a little bit. It's called Brenda's Booty Burner. That's the name of this.

With that name, the art makes a little bit more sense. Can you zoom in even further for Nick and I? I can. Let me see if I can. Casey, can you zoom in for us? We want to see more of this. I mean, this lady appears to be nude as well. I do want to clarify.

She's naked and forging. Oh, man. She doesn't have anything on at all. she's naked oh man she doesn't have anything on it she's a babe you weren't lying no that's like a classic like marilyn monroe style babe yeah down to the hairstyle it is it is a completely new cartoon it is sort of i just want to for the listener i just want to clarify that it is you know it doesn't it's sort of a cartoon that doesn't have a lot of features or anything i can see kind of one of her titties if you really give it is kind of out yeah this would be pretty hot this would be like a like

in a mad magazine or something this would be like one of the horny drawings there dude she's such a babe i'd still risk it even with the flames come out of Chris on Dr. Michael Hunt's prescription hot shit sauce. What did you say? What did these guys say? They said fake. I say real. All right. Well, the game is over. Nick and Mitch. Let me get one, two,

three, four, five. Let's see who won this one. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven who won this one for nick one two three four five six seven eight nine for mitch yeah well they answered the same way uh one two two for chris two so it's a time for first i i mean i could i i i mean you know i maybe i i i messed it up a little bit by thinking Brenda's food burger. Yeah, that kind of, honestly, when you make a mistake like that, it kind of invalidates the whole game. But it doesn't really matter. We really had a lot of fun with it.

Great talking about hot sauce, guys. There's one more here I want to show. Just because you won't believe that it's like. So this is called Camel Toe Hot Sauce. Oh, wow. And it has a hot lady on the front, but she's fully clothed. And you can see her camel toe if you really look close. So you can find that on hot sauce dot com.

What is the connection to hot sauce? Like Brenda's Brenda's booty burner. I get more this. I'm just like, that's just arbitrary. That's booty burner i get more this i'm just like that's just arbitrary that's just like hey here's something ribald but like what like what does this have anything to do with something spicy i'm gonna put in my mouth it does feel to me like they are in a they used to say this about the shock jocks that i cover like opie and anthony and howard stern and stuff is that they got themselves on what they call a runaway train where it's like we got to do something crazier and crazier and crazier it seems like the hot sauce industry is on its way to this kind of they have to get nastier and

nastier because you know there's going to be one with the name cunt in it yeah for sure like yeah they're like urethra burner 1.0 yeah they should bring it back and simplify it and just be like hey this is this is just going to be like you know what this is just our this is just our our jalapeno sauce we're just going to call it like this artisan jalapeno sauce yeah and there's no there's nothing fancy cameltoes artisan jalapeno. Yes. Camel toe lady should still be on there. Maybe camel toe and, and Brenda with the booty burner are still both on there together.

All right. I'd like to be in. Singed pubes coming out of that scenario. I did look up to see if there's one with the, with gun and it does not. I did look up to see if there's one with cunt in it, and it does not. The only response I have is a Quora that says, what will happen if I put hot sauce in my vagina? And James Schaefer, drinker of beer, answered,

I don't know. You should video yourself putting hot sauce in your vagina so we all know the answer. So that's the top answer. It was just a really nasty sex guy yeah yeah none of them even said that none of them even said the word yeah i know i know but it was as close as i could get there well i want to thank you guys for i want to thank you guys for doing this it was so fucking fun what a blast yeah it's always fun it's always fun talking to you guys uh tell people i mean obviously tell people where to find you check out the doughboys a podcast about chain restaurants

if you're if you're not already listening we'd love to have you we review you know just various fast food chains and then we also do patreon episodes where we talk about basically whatever but yeah we did uh you know what have we done recently mitch a bunch of bowls we've been talking a bunch of bowl places sweet greens yeah right your your acai bowls like a like a yeah all those places are kind of like boring and bland but you know what also like a chipotle is in the mix a kava uh yoshinoya kfc famous bowl all this stuff is in the mix so some fucking putrid shit for all you freaks yeah one of my least favorite meals is bowls. It kind of just makes me mad that, like, I know I sound like some 80s guy getting mad, but it's like you just dump a bunch of shit. Yeah, I just dumped a bunch of shit in a bowl, and my wife loves them.

It's just like a mound of nutrition. It's just like this is a thing I have to eat to give my body fuel and so it can become a real annoying meal but yeah we're you know wherever you listen to the listeners agree with you they don't like it either really that's true yes i'll say this sean sanders is a guy on quora too who said uh the question is does putting hot sauce in your butt really deter people who demand anal during sex and uh he says not to do that. So I was just going to let you know. Cora's fucking wild.

Isn't the hot ones guy the name Sean? Or am I making that up? It might be him. Yeah, it is. It's probably him. Isn't he really nice? I thought he was really nice. I thought he was nice.

Oh, wow. We got to get you guys on hot ones. I would love that. It's gone to Hollywood. Yeah, it. We got to get you guys on Hot Ones. I would love that. It's gone to Hollywood. Yeah, it's gotten too famous. Like our buddy, what was his name? Muncher? What was the guy who said it?

I don't remember. I can get it up here real quick. He's- And I'll use- I'm going to use my plug time. Johnny Cobbler. I'm going to plug- Cobbler.

Yes. I'm going to plug that- I don't know if you guys ever do- Like how often you do live shows for the Doughboys, but I know people know the Doughboys is a great podcast but I've seen a live show and sometimes live podcasts aren't that great

but it was really one of the best live, I'm not just blowing smoke one of the best live podcasts that I've seen when you guys did it in Vancouver so if you get a chance to see them live if they're coming anywhere near you, go and watch it for sure. I'm waiting for them to come to Columbus

so that I can let them try the local style pizza that I don't think you guys have ever... Don't laugh at it. It's good. Sorry. I'm sure it's really good. It's fucking great. Can you describe it to us real quick?

It's very thin and crispy, and the pepperonis are the curly kind that curl up, and they're spread all over the thing, and it's got a really thin crust, and it's very fucking good. And everybody who's toured through Columbus has tried it and liked it. Nobody has said it sucked. I'm remembering now you told me about this before. Yeah, I definitely want to try it.

We'll have to do that. Yep. It rules. Well, thank you guys for doing this, and I need remembering now you told me about this before. Yeah, I definitely want to try it. We'll have to do that. Yep. It rules. Well, thank you guys for doing this. And I need to say this before I get off here. Patreon.com slash MurderXBrian. I have never plugged that on this show because I'm a dumb fucking idiot. But that's where you can get my bonus stuff.

Currently doing a show called Welcome to My TED Talk, where I watch ted and ted 2 a half hour at a time and review it with different people so uh this week i get to watch the last 30 minutes of one of them and then like no opening or the last 20 minutes in the opening 10 minutes of the other one so that's you get to watch the last 10 minutes of the other one. So that should be fine. The last 10 minutes of Ted and the first 20 of Ted 2. Wow. Does that include credits? Great question.

No, I did cut the credits out. All right. Fair enough. I had to make a decision today whether I was going to have Chris watch the credits. But I think it's more fun to have him watch 20 minutes of Ted 2. You can also do like a bonus episode where you watch both credits yeah at the end well the bonus episode the thing i've done is i've done this so many times with my shows is that i come up with something stupid and then uh i have to keep

doing it and it sucks and uh there is a ted tv show coming out sometimes what i'll be reviewing the ted tv show i'm sure i auditioned for the ted tv show it's true oh shit you would have been great he's a boston dude he's a boston dude i would audition for some weird guy it didn't happen did you meet uh seth did you get to meet ted or seth yeah ted and ahmed were Ahmed were actually hanging out together. Ted doesn't want to get canceled hanging out with Ahmed. We will see you next week with Metal Detector, guys. With HowlDotty.

Goodbye.