Guys: With Bryan Quinby - Guys: Episode 85 - Science Guys with Caleb Pitts

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

To whom it may concern, we have finished another episode of audio content on the Guys podcast. This episode is Science Guys and we talked about cocaine, the best sex position according to IFLScience. Surprise, we have ticketmaster reviews and museum reviews that are primarily about food. So cuddle up with your lover and listen to us goof on science guys. Caleb Pitts is on Podcast About Lists which is a podcast about lists. You can find more info on https://x.com/podaboutlist See Guys Live in October bit.ly/top3weekendon 10/11 and 10/12 we will be performing at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver. Come hang out with, Chris an I and the Blocked Party guys!!! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.com/notevenashow And for more Guys content, streams and SHOCKTOBER: a deep dive into shock jocks you can click patreon.com/murderxbryan twitter.com/murderxbryan and  https://bsky.app/profile/murderxbryan.bsky.social   Guys is on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/guys.pod Guys has a Post Office Box now! PO Box 10769 Columbus Ohio 43201   .  

Welcome to guys, the podcast about guys. I am Brian. With me is Chris James. Hi, Chris. That's my nerd voice. Oh. I knew what it was. Did you, I'm curious about like, was that,

did you do that to yourself? Did you practice that at all? No, I actually just decided to do it right when we were starting the show. I was gonna come up with something else, but then I decided, cause there's some really good insults in this episode because it's guys insulting each other about science. Yeah. So there are some and I was gonna go find one of those but I as I said before we started recording I panicked. And did you and

because you used to insult me a lot at the beginning of the episode and um. We just insulted you last episode. Yeah, that's true. But you don't insult me. You don't insult me like regularly, like you used to. That's all I'm saying. I will later. As we get into the episode, I'll insult you a lot more. Appreciate it. And I'm going to, I'm going to bring our guests in here and then I'm going to say something really quick that is going to be really outdated, but it's fine.

We have from podcast about list, Caleb Pitts. What's up, Caleb? Hi. Nothing much, man. Chris, the first thing he did when he woke up today was, I assume the first thing he did when he woke up today was like a song lyric that I wrote when I was in like the 10th grade that I sent him. I'll explain. So on stream, it would have been probably about a month ago on stream,

Brian, of course, he revealed that he when he was a teenager, he wrote a metal song called Homicide Note. And he had one of the lyrics. He had one of the lyrics for it. And he was too embarrassed to say it on the stream himself. He literally couldn't bring himself to say it. So he texted it to me. So I would say it and I'll I'll say it to you now. I'm going to take the headphones off. I'll show you how I mope with my motherfucking homicide note. So it was like people went wild where obviously there's a lot of discussion

about getting music together, making a metal song, recording it with proper vocals and everything like that. We're going to get that done. But yeah, this morning when I woke up, I immediately did exclamation points on that message from Brian just to remind him of the lyric that he sent to me. Then I responded and said, stop it. Don't bring that up. I've had a rough run of things the last 24 hours. Yeah. And again, when you're listening to it, this is a month. Yeah. All right.

Weird way we're doing science, guys. People when I because this is the last episode in a run. And when I said we're doing science guys, they're like, well, you're going to make fun of people for being smart. And I was like, you got to. Yeah, trust me more than I don't make fun of fucking idiots that think they're smart. Yeah. I don't think we'll come across very well if we make one of smart science guys for being nerdy. I'm fine with that. I'm really fine with being a dumb bully and believe the smart nerds.

I have a question for you. What is your experience with science? I've never been asked that specific question. What is my experience with science? I was homeschooled, so not so much of an experience. Okay. I feel like that's when most people experience science is kind of high school. Yes. And they didn't do that in homeschooling? They didn't do science class?

We did. I took apart one frog, but I did it in like a co-op thing and the lady who was doing it gave up Like two cuts in because she was vomiting from the smell of the formaldehyde. No, I really didn't do anything like that No, you learned about formaldehyde and the Yeah, I can make a woman vomit I and then I oh, you know what my experience of science is? Sometimes I'll smoke like a lot of weed and then I'll watch it. You know that YouTube channel Curzagags? No, you know that? Okay.

No, it's a it's some kind of weird company that makes cartoons about like how the the heat death of the universe is going to happen. So I'll smoke weed and I'll watch really scary science videos. You're into like science catastrophe. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then I'll wake my wife up and I can't sleep because I watch a scary YouTube video. So I would say that is my science experience.

I mean, I got kicked out of science a lot of times when I was in high school. I had a teacher that science is the class. Earth science is the class where the teacher. Were you moping around? Were you like moping around? No, but Earth science was the class where the teacher fucking I I don't know why, but we're all signing each other's yearbooks at the end of the year. And he fucking grabbed my ear book and he drew bars on my picture because he said I was going to end up in prison.

Whoa. The teacher did my earth science teacher, Mr. Schwindleman, God rest his soul. Probably. I mean, he's probably pretty old now, but yeah, he did. He did. He also slammed me up against the wall and said he was sick of my shit one time. But listen, I it's obviously not right for a teacher to act that way. But we do have a lot of context from this podcast as to the type of person you were at that point.

And it's like you were definitely cruising for a bruising. I don't know how sides of the story. What did you do? I would I'd like to talk to Mr. Swinderman. I mean, we used to throw books out the window, you know what I mean? Like textbooks that we're we would just because there was no air conditioning in a place. So they'd open a window and we'd throw textbooks out the way and to a nerd.

That's the biggest insult of all time. So this teacher had to have been really hurt by that. The disrespecting of a book. It was genius really because we were like my book fell out the window, can I go out and get it? And then when we went out to get it, we would smoke a cigarette. But he very rarely let us go out to get it. I think he probably needed to do it.

He might have caught on to what you were up to at some point. Was there like a big pile of books out of the window that he didn't let you retrieve? Well, he would send somebody else. He would send somebody else. And like, he didn't let you read somebody else. He, he would send somebody else and, and like, he would say, he, you know what? He had every right in the world to think I was going to go to prison. I just was not a good kid. I, I was very hard to teach. I think about it now. And when I, before I, you know, started making money podcasting, I was going to go get a teacher certificate. I was like very close. I was signed up for school and I wanted to teach like high school because I wanted to

like have older students and you know, like have some conversations. And I'm like in the end, really glad that didn't happen because I don't know how I would have dealt with like me. Like I don't know how there isn't anything you can do without, you know, getting in trouble. So it's like the police, you know, they can't, you become a cop, you become a cop as well. If you're a teacher, for sure. You become a bit of a cop. Well on our science, Julio Magnifico said, uh, researchers have discovered that cocaine inhibits the brain's ability to regulate and remove dopamine causing everything to seem

great. Okay, that makes sense. That tracks as somebody who's taken cocaine before that. I mean, I don't know the science behind it, but I do remember thinking everything was great. Cocaine rules. Yeah. Yeah, but I never looked up what the science was while I was doing cocaine. No, no, I looked up a lot. I looked up a lot of other weird stuff. Oh yeah.

Specifically. A lot of 99 open Chrome tabs looking up for actors names on a bar on my phone, slowing down my entire phone. Give me the science as this has been known for a long time and post a scholarly article from Google. So he's not having it. And then LOPTR said it's mostly the how that is new information. And a guy replies and goes, then the title is wrong. It should be instead discovered that to be discovered instead of discovered that be discovered how. Okay. So these LOPTR does reply and he says, that's why it's generally recommended to read more than just the title before commenting.

So the is and this makes sense. There's going to be a lot of smugness because the people who are smart, you know what I mean? When you are really smart about stuff, I think that makes you smug sometimes, you know. So I think this is going to be tough to listen to some of this posting. Oh, well, this the guy responds and goes, agreed, but drawing impulsive reactions from a title that is plain wrong is to be expected. It makes me justify not reading it. This guy's good. This guy's a professional. Yeah, but this is I mean, this is really tedious This is really it seems like these smart guys could be using their brain for better stuff, right? He's defending not reading he's defending reading only the headline. I'm with that guy. I had no yeah

I'm like in like a intelligent way, which you don't hear very often Yeah, I had a general idea how the mechanism worked and the title seemed to deliver information that already exists. If it had the right title, I would have read it because it would immediately clarify lack some knowledge about the subject. Instead, I wandered into the reply section confused. So and then finally this guy, this is the most nerdy cocaine sentential. I mean, hey, this is listen to this guy.

Many years ago when I was young and foolish, I experimented with it and it was boring. Maybe a little bit of a pick me up, but I rather just have a cup of coffee. I mean, I don't know. I've drank coffee before. I don't think it's comparable. I'm not if I don't think cocaine is a good,

it's not one of the good drugs in my opinion. Like I think the only thing I remember is making it makes you just want to do more cocaine or whatever. I think the good it's like if you've got, when you, when you would get really drunk when I was younger or whatever, I would take it so that I would not, you know, pass out or be too drunk or whatever. But yeah, I mean, it is much different than coffee because does this physiological mechanism just not work in my brain for whatever reason?

Anyways, good thing I didn't like it given how addictive it can be. But what are the other possible implications for my brain given that cocaine was underwhelming and what might that mean for how my brain works? He didn't get any answers. Nobody really cared to have that stupid discussion. I'm wondering in what situation did this guy do cocaine? I was usually someone offers it to you if they think that you're maybe cool Yeah The physiological mechanism is just not someone less

Someone less cool than him somehow got their hands on cocaine. It was really Nervous around them. I don't really feel anything. This is weird. I'd rather just have a cup of coffee. Honestly, that's a taste. Let's go to Starbucks. Let's just go to Starbucks. So I will say this makes me kind of a nerd.

I do have like a degree in sociology and I do know Decree I do know that many people think many people say that cocaine and Marijuana and most drugs don't get you fucked up the first time because your brain doesn't know how to feel fucked up So this guy could be telling you truth, so he should have just tried cocaine again Oh, yeah that I mean, I definitely know that with marijuana, you know when I smoked marijuana the first time I remember when I was really young that I didn't get I didn't get high off of it. I I'm sorry. No, I was just saying I remember that's a thing that people would say as well, you know I went to I fucking love science which is the home of science guys and

The guy goes the position most likely to make women orgasm according to a new study. So, okay, this is some science I can get behind. I'm suddenly more interested in science guys. I can get behind this science or possibly in front of this science, depending on what it tells me is best. Exactly, or possibly some new orientation I've never heard of. Maybe I'm on top of the sign. Let me throw a guess out. Are you familiar with the Amazon position?

No. Okay. This is my guess. It makes it look like the woman is doing you with your penis. It's really brilliant. It's like an MC Escher style illusion that happens. That's a very cool position. Is it is it like

does it is it hard to do? Is it like one of the hardest things? Listen, it's one of the hardest things that you can possibly do on planet Earth as far as it worth it if you pull it off. Apparently it feels like shit.

So yeah, let's find out. Telling me a fun new piece of research sought to unravel the as far as what is it worth it if you pull it off apparently it feels like shit so telling me a fun new piece of research sought to unravel the best sex position for heterosexual women when it comes to reaching an oria blah blah blah blah okay and he goes but they found that the answer is the good old-fashioned missionary position provided there's a pillow placed under the woman's butt so her pelvis is slightly raised. As reported in the journal Sexologies, a pair of researchers from private gynecology clinic New Age Medical in New York assess the most successful position for achieving a female orgasm by looking at blood flow in the clitoris before and after sex in five positions. So yes, missionary with a pillow under her butt.

But that's, it's based on blood flow to the clitoris. Yeah. Okay. So that's the science that they're using. So they're not like asking people or whatever, because how do they know that that interesting? Justin key asks the same question. He says, it's weird to need all these studies for this kind of thing. Like you could just ask her what she likes best. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Just well, why don't you just ask her? And then Dorian Burke says, what if she doesn't know nothing wrong with the balance of available information and input from your partner?

So you get some science and some experimentation. You know what I mean? Mm hmm. Pop up maybe different levels of your AMS 700 pump up. You know what I mean? Maybe two, three pumps. So you have probably four or five pumps 700 pump up, you know what I mean? Maybe two, three pumps. Well, I'm sure probably. Four, five pumps.

Caleb, do you know what that is? It's a penis pump that you have to put in if Viagra doesn't work and if the dick injections don't work. No, I have. It's like an actual pump thing that you put into your penis and then you have to physically pump it up before you have sex. It's for people who will not give up on the dream of having sex. I've seen them, but I didn't know the exact model. So thank you for telling me. We just know somebody on our show by the name of Tom. And it's not the Tom you're thinking of who owns Tom's Trips. It's Tom who works for Tom's Trips.

Tom's Trips is debt. He died a long time ago. Oh, I'm don't hear that. Simon says a sizable bank balance may also act as a contributory stimulant. Boom. Oh, shit. Yeah. My wallet is well hung. Logic bomb dropped on women's heads all over the world. That's a Tom Likus special.

Joe, well hung. Joe Norstrom, well hung. Joe Nordstrom, who is a top fan of this page, says, I'm guessing for many women it often includes the man being in a different room. Hey, yo, not as good as the wallet one, but still pretty. Not such a it's that's one sort of like saying like, I can't please a woman. Yeah, a little bit. That's kind of saying that you're not good at sex. Yeah. Yeah. She's in there just, yeah, just go in there with her dildos and stuff. Chad Thompson says it's called Guy Washing the Dishes, doing and folding the laundry position.

Oh, yes. So there is there is some riffing going on here. I didn't realize it was such a, this is such a zinger heavy Facebook page. This is really, I mean, I mean, this one, I think they're feeling like, oh, this is a sex con. It's kind of, Hey, we're a little, this is a little bit of a light subject matter. I don't think you'd see them, you know, joking around about the cosmos. Or if it was about the male orgasm, maybe they'd take it a little more serious. Oh, I would think so. Something that they're familiar with that have experienced. I take that one serious.

Ryan Vice Royce says this guy's good. This guy's good. A pro choice position, right? Wow. Yeah. Women are are there any other. I just I assume they were all men here and I think it was fair of me to do that. But are there any women? And there are women in here. but in this thread, some.

Yeah. And they're all like Chuck Smith says the men cleaning position. And Stephen Page says me in the other room playing video games. Lars Hauser says right in front of a shoe store. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. Oh my God. Oh, yes. Whatever. Yeah. For a Barbie store. One of the stores that they like. I haven't, I have not heard the women love shoes at the shoe. Like that's married with children children aged jokes. That is such yeah. Yeah a good old old old old joke That's an older older person making that joke probably Scott Patrick says CEO slash president of a successful company It's kind of like the wallet one. Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of the shoe one is the only new one that I've seen

Yeah, you do want to sort of maybe look through the thread first before you busters out. Justin says women can organize? Thought that was a myth. Okay, so they're actually better at organizing than men by a long shot in my experience. Wait, wait, did he mean to say or did... I think he's... Orgasm? He meant to say orgasm.

I think it auto-corrected. Yeah. Yeah. Richard Lloyd says if you put your bank card in her pocket, she will even speak three new languages. Let's take that one apart. She's cartoonish. She's coming in a cartoonish way where she's like, you know what I mean? Like, ah! Well, I think it's like maybe you give her like a TIA, like a mini stroke, and then there's that thing where people have... She's coming so good,, like a mini stroke, and then there's that thing where people have...

She's coming so good, she's having a stroke, and then there's that thing where people have a stroke, now they can speak Chinese. You do that three times in one sec just by giving a debit card. I'm not giving you a card to deal with. I am really still in my mind, like I'm getting under the hood of that joke. Yeah. Depends on how much is on the debit card as well. You don't see how much money is on the debit card.

Debit card, it's like she would have to insert it in. You'd have to give her the pin. I'll be right back. So she can check the balance. Yeah. Give her my crappy debit card with like $6. Yeah, the one that I use to unlock my door when I get locked out. Maybe they're talking in a situation where they're partners, though.

And it's like, here's my money to spend. Oh, OK. Just to defend the awful poster. Here's a woman that says it's not positions, it's heart. Oh, so that's not you didn't even have to tell me that was a woman because I just. But yeah, it came in and wasn't like aggressively unfunny. And our and our final comment is from King Toby Bell, pop fan of I fucking love science. He says front seat of a Lamborghini.

Yeah, which I think would be a bad place to fuck. This is more. Yeah. But I think it's more about how much that Lamborghini costs. And again, this is another variation on the wallet one. And it's they do seem to hit that one pretty hard. There seems to be something about money. I guess there's not a lot of money in science. So it kind of makes sense, right?

Like if you're a scientist, maybe you wouldn't be a rich guy. So you would be like, oh, yeah, the women, they all love these rich guys. Here's a good one from I fucking love science. They ask what science misconceptions make you roll your eyes the moment someone says it. Lisa Lamkin says evolution and creation should be taught side by side because they are both quote only theories. And then fab hum replies and goes, how about post-safarianism? No. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. I'm convinced that these theories should also be taught side by side with the rest.

Well, at least have one fables allowed next to science. And why not that other one? So, you know, are you are you familiar with his noodly appendage? Very much so. Very much. Very cool. Yeah, they're still doing it, in case you're wondering. Really? Yeah. I never fully converted. Yeah, they're still doing the whole thing. You can still join if you want. You're not a... What is it called? A minestrone of post-Safarianism?

I would say I was close. I was like, again, I was homeschooled. So like my my home page on Safari when I was a kid was the U.S. national debt clock. Like I was that kind of a kid. And I was watching a lot of Ron Paul owns. Oh, yeah. Liberal videos. So you could have possibly joined.

I easily could. I ended up going a different direction where the first time I got like an allowance I gave, I donated it to the Nation of Islam, like the five percenters, because I was thought that it was I was like really into hip hop. Yeah. So I was a pretty complicated kid. So yeah. Yeah. Because it might. I just the last thing I wanted to tell you was instead of almond, they say raw man. That's funny. I went to Quora and and someone asked on there,

what are some of the most awesome psychological facts? So we're going to learn some psychology here from Ashurbad Nayak. He is up, but he was up voted by conchon Vala, BBA finance, MBA in human resource management and psychology. So he's been up voted by some very impressive Indian guys, I think. And he goes, here it goes. One, if your bladder is full and you're unable to hold in your pee, then start thinking about sex. It will give you release relief up to some extent.

Um, what, what is it? What is it that we're learning again? That's a psychological fact. Oh, just interesting psychological facts. Right. Okay. Okay. So if you need to hold your pee and I guess there are situations where you need to hold your pee in like, yeah, think about fucking. Yeah. That makes it easy. Got a thing right in your mind. What, like what kind of sex, you know, maybe you're into orgies or whatever. Think of that. Tilting your head while looking up or while having a conversation makes you look more attractive and sexier. Interesting. Uh, number three, when a person cries and if the first teardrop falls from the left eyes, it's

pain. If from the right eye, it's happiness. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not sure. Where are they getting? Are you getting swords? Are you getting- No, they don't fight those forces.

They're kind of getting more and more unbelievable. These- They're kind of getting more and more unbelievable. Oh, well, number four, men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women. That seems like it's not true for everyone. That's pretty dependent on where you live. Yeah, a lot of different factors. Also it's like, what if you're a, what if you were homosexual? What if you, would that not affect it? I want you to look at women.

I'm just saying, would you not look at them less if you weren't attracted to them? I would say I look at men. I'm heterosexual. I would say I look at men a lot more than I look at women. I would say I- I think the penis is all over this room on men right now. Yeah, exactly.

I actively avoid looking at women and I like looking at bad guys. Yeah. To see what kind of clothes they have on. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because you are a guy. So you want to...

That's true. I... That is absolutely true. Sometimes I'll look at you and I'm like, oh, that guy's pretty cool. Like, what kind of shit's he got on? You know what I mean? Like, oh, that's like a cool look.

He's got a similar... Maybe I'll like buy some stuff like that, you know? Uh-huh. You're going to copy this guy. That's what I do. I'm going to copy... I mean, there's one guy in That's what I do. I'm gonna copy that. I mean, there's one guy in my neighborhood and I dress exactly like him.

I just like, he fucking looks like really weird and out when I go by him. I've cut my hair like him. Yeah, because when you first, when he first saw you, you looked nothing like him and you're slowly turning yourself into him. I like that. Yeah. Five studies have been have revealed that a man and woman can never be just friends. Studies again, again, I think there is a heterosexual men is I don't don't think that's true either. But again, it's like a man who's a sexual woman I think could have a friendship with no sexual

attention at all the thing that I think they're referring to. What about this one? This I think is true. Constantly dreaming about someone indicates that they may actually be thinking about you. Oh so this this person's like doing psychology. They believe in magic. Yeah, this person is like Just like stones and mad this kind of person who puts pebbles on their fucking audio cords and stuff I mean, this is not a person grounded in reality. Where did you find this? number seven an attractive face is perverred over an attractive body for long-term relationships. So that's the butter face theory? The working theory of the butter face.

So this person isn't really a scientist. That kind of is. What? Number seven, or number. I'm worried about the person who has the B.A. and psychologist or whatever who upvoted this. Who's that? What's that person's name who gave it the up vote?

Well, number eight sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe that. I mean, that one that one seemed but again, I don't know that that could be tested like scientifically or whatever. Maybe. Maybe that, I mean, that one seemed, but again, I don't know that that could be tested scientifically or whatever. But again, they're just saying these are psychological facts.

Money can buy happiness. Studies show that after 49 locks rupees, approximately per year, increased income boost happiness. Number 10. Can we get a... I don't know how to do that. 49 doesn't seem like it's all that many. It doesn't seem like a lot,? I don't know how to do that. 49 doesn't seem like it's all that many. It doesn't seem like a lot, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

I have no idea. I don't know the conversion, so that's a meaningless number to me. Number 10, being alone and spending more time with yourself is more likely to make you successful in life. Now, that I would say is probably false. That is probably false. I think that's false because I think it depends on what you want to be successful

at. If you want to be successful at like blowing up a building, then yeah, maybe. But like if you want to be successful in life, I think it is good to have companionship. Well, Monica replied and said number one and number five are completely wrong. Which I mean, all of them are. Wait, what was one in five again? If your bladder is full and you're unable to hold it, and number five studies have revealed that a man and a woman can never be friends. So I would say that number one was the only one that I actually believed. Number one was I was still on board with,

I still thought this could be a real list. You can't pee during sex. That's true. Yeah. I pull it out. I'll be honest with you. Dare me. Try. You can't be during sex. That's true. Yeah, pull it out. I'll be honest with you. Dare me try. You can try. Please get back to me with the results of your experiment. I believed him about the P thing, but then I heard the other ones and now I don't believe them.

And he replied to Monica and say, up to you. I'm not going to add up my answer in any way. I don't trust you lol She told him it's false Who cares? I don't expect you to edit your views for me. Enjoy your world The guy responds and says you too. So I just thought I'd throw up. I love that. Enjoy your world Amazing fuck you Enjoy your world. Yeah, no shit like not the world the your world

Enjoy your world that you've created. Here's another question science. They're asking science science If the whole population of the earth would scream at once what would be the likely outcome? That's this is the kind of question. I do like like, you know, it's me. It will never happen. It doesn't have any practical application, but it does get your your dendrites going. It gets your mind going, you know. Well, Jesus said, interestingly, that very question came up last night. It is getting going the question to answer it. Must have blown his mind when he came on here and saw this on the fucking Quora though, you know.

He goes, well, almost. I went to a meeting that apparently had a lot of Trump supporters and was the only one wearing a mask. One guy came in and sat across from me with a mask on, pulled it down and started a cough in my direction as if to mock me. I told him that I wore the mask for my health and theirs and that if I wanted to protest Trump, I would have a fist image in the middle of the mask with a middle finger pointing up with words along the chin line. Fuck you. He's like, he's thought it out.

He's thought of the nobies. Yeah, I would have designed this whole thing differently I'm here to be he goes up. I got yelled at by all it seems so I left saying the Lunatic is on the grass Unfortunately, it's the White House lawn Honey I'm not boom I hate when it's like someone's like, oh man, you know, I hate this guy who I also think is like a real lunatic, you know, but then they're just like so lame, you know? And then they're like, why do you why do you also hate him?

And you're and you're like this, you know, I wish you liked him in a way. Like I wish I could look at people, like I wish I could look at a guy that hates Trump and look at him the same way I look at this guy saying the lunatic is on the grass. Unfortunately, it's the White House law. You're saying it almost makes you wanna like Trump now. In a way. I'm saying it almost, I'm saying I'm gonna vote for him. Okay. That's all I wanted to get out of it

I let it just to be clear everyone I live in Canada so I can make that joke because I can't vote in your election I already voted for well voted early you definitely it depends on what state these days I'm not gonna vote Kamala Harris to tell you the truth, you know I'm not gonna vote for Kamala Harris to tell you the truth, you know, okay, Brian, we're not let's I'm just letting you know there is a one the guy did by the way just to be clear I don't disagree with Brian. I just I just don't think it's necessary to even talk about politics in that way Here's a from a flaming pit. This is from popular science on Facebook From a flaming pit that emits methane endlessly to a volcano that has been erupting every second of the last nine years, Earth is home to several foreboding and freaky places. And they call them gates of hell.

Okay. Okay. It says Earth is covered in gates of hell. Let's look at some responses. Alan says, it is nature and without these things, humans would not exist. Also, hell is a dumb thing made up by dumb humans, both 100% facts. Don't argue you're wrong. So Mike responded to him and he said, you have a wonderful point about hell,

but you have a wonderful point about hell there, but you prefaced it with some derp. Damn. That's the worst sentence I've ever heard. Can you read the sentence again? You have a wonderful point about hell there, but you prefaced it with some derp. That's the worst thing I... We've used the C word 7,000 times on this podcast recently. Yeah, we kind of went wild on a bonus episode where some lady was saying and we just kept saying it. We thought it was funny to keep saying it, you know?

Yeah, not... But to actually refer to a woman's, you know... Yeah, we're not calling women that we're calling pussies that anyway, human made disasters aren't quote nature and they in fact front in our existence, I argue with you, you weren't 100% factual, you're partially wrong. So derp. Deborah says that nature's fart. Thomas Landry says, we're all the environmentalists. They say they should. We are all the environment. Where are all the, they spell things wrong. Where are all the environmentalists?

They should be protecting inside the volcano to please they gods because it's causing environmental destruction to our planet. It's a good point. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. That is a very good point. Environmental and volcanoes.

You guys understand that? Oh yeah. That's next one. I definitely understand. That description sounds like the results of an unplanned curry and beer excursion. Oh, I understand that one. Yeah.

Cause that reminds me of diarrhea. Oh yeah. We've all been there. You know, Mount Diarrhea is, you know, I mean, that's a that's pretty we can all that's universal, right? I would say I'm one of the gods on top of Mount Diarrhea is. OK, that's where I live. And I don't eat a curry very often.

This person might live in England where there's they'll have a curry more often. Maybe India, even India. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe India even. India, yeah. Yeah, most likely India. Now that I... Yeah, most likely India. I'm making that joke. But I do like a hot food, and I'll definitely all have a taco perhaps or something like

that or some hot wings. And then that's when I'll have the experience with my anus. Your asshole. This next guy sounds like you then. He goes, my toilet looks like that after Taco Bell. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Again, not Taco Bell specifically because we don't really have Taco Bell in Canada, but similar type stuff.

Yeah, Taco Bell in Canada. We do have them, but not where I am. I've only had them a couple of times. There's this really funny. So Sully from God Smack has a podcast he did during the pandemic. I think he did like 12 episodes or something like that. And he had Kobe Dick to Kobe Shaddix from Papa Roach on one time. And he had worked with this group of called the who the H you there,

there they do Mongolian throat singing to heavy metal. So it's like, you know what I mean? Yeah. So Sully has them on and he's like, you worked with these guys, right? And he plays a little clip. And then he comes back and he goes, that sounds like fricking diarrhea from when I go to freaking eat tacos and Indian Kobe and he's like kind of offended but doesn't know how to say it's one of my favorite clips. I should play it on the stream sometime. This is this is a good one here. I

think that you guys will like I uh, I went to each of your, each of our places. You're in New York, right? Caleb. Yes, sir. So New York has the American museum of natural history. I've been there. Yeah. It's pretty good.

Um, it 4.5 stars and 21,000 reviews, but this person gave it one. Uh, let's check and see why dear sir or madam. I hope this message finds you Well, who are they right? Who are they talking to that? I don't know. I can't Where are they writing it they're writing it on Google reviews So they're right to the Natural History Museum. Or are they like to the Roy, or is it like to us to the possible patrons? Well, the next slide. He goes, I hope this message finds you well.

My family and I recently visited your esteem established the American Museum of History during our trip to New York City. It was a special occasion as it was my child's first time in this vibrant city. While we were excited to explore the museum's renowned attractions, our experience was unfortunately marred by an incident at the entrance. The attendant, Eva, who assisted us with purchasing our tickets displayed a considerable lack of courtesy and professionalism. Her demeanor was unkind and she responded to our inquiries in a dismissive and impolite manner. As patron of such a prestigious institution, we were surprised and disappointed

by the disrespectful treatment we received. These people are probably the most annoying people on the planet. I was just wondering if this is how he talked to this lady, Eva. Is that possibly why Eva was like... Came across like Eva wasn't responding in that same way. Yeah.

It was like talking like a normal person. Like, okay, yeah, there you go. There's other people in line probably. So you have to balance that. You can't be having full conversations with people. You have to keep the line moving. That's part of customer service as well, you know? We believe that customer service is of utmost importance, particularly at the first point of contact with visitors. A warm and welcoming atmosphere sets the tone for a positive experience. And we felt that this was lacking

during our interaction with Eva. We kindly suggest that all staff members, including Eva, undergo additional customer service training to ensure that future guests are greeted with... They want... That's going to be a significant cost to the company to put all of the employees through this type of training. That's your suggestion because you...

Who knows? Maybe Eva... Just to give you the benefit of the dough. And Eva was rude. What if Eva was just having a bad day? Maybe even didn't fucking feel like dealing like, yeah, I guess I bet Eva said, total, how much was gonna cost? Took the money, gave the tickets, gave the receipt. She asked a stupid question.

And Eva was like, yeah, it's that way or something like that. Yeah. That's what I'll bet you this whole review is written about because she says dismissive. She wanted it in like a British accent and like the forks on the right side of the table. Like that kind of stuff, you know, it goes a long way. Yeah. She wanted it in a British accent. If Eva had just tried to do it in a British accent,

even to just try, even if you could tell that. It's delightful. Yeah, exactly. She would have five stars. I would expect from the American Museum of Natural History. A friendly and accommodating approach can truly enhance the overall visit for tourists and locals alike.

Oh, that's cool. Thank you. So it's cool to know that it will benefit the tourists and locals alike. Oh, that's cool. Thank you. So it's cool to know that it will benefit the tourists and locals. I mean, the locals aren't going to be pissed about the good service either. No. And as a local, I can say we go to the Natural History Museum about once a week. So we benefit from this as well. More so. And of course, you do kind of your it is kind of like a cheers

like situation for you. So you are treated better. You kind of walk in, Hey Caleb, everybody. They hit me a bone. They slide a bone across a long counter. Thank you so much. I'm going to look at this for two hours. Frederick said, old, tired, disorganized, overcrowded, and extremely overrated. Our family of four, two adults and two teams, visited today for the first and last time. Then who cares? Like when you say it's the last time you're visiting, I stop caring immediately if I work in the museum. Yeah. You're not going to come back no matter what.

And but this museum is very, it's a very good museum. It's really, really good. It's very good. I remember I really enjoyed going there. Like I really it was it was like one of my standout things that I did when I was in New York. The museum's layout is confusing and illogical with no, no, it's not. He's in doorways being randomly blocked off, which made it difficult to get to many places. The food court was especially insane in this regard.

The whole museum needs a remodel. Okay. I like the guy that suggests a remodel. As it is worn in old fashioned, the dim corridors and outdated displays. The worst part was the crowd. Not really the people, but literally hundreds and hundreds of strollers.

Many for kids who were either too young to understand what they were seeing or too old to be guarded around by a stroller. So just pissed off about stroll. Listen, as I have a child that's in a stroller and I I have one that's not and we find you people so annoying. Just to be clear, like my my partner and I, we still want to do stuff. Yeah, it's not about the child always. Do you know what I mean? The baby will just sleep for hours, like an hour and a half in the stroller or whatever. And we still might want to go and

experience something. So it's not really about... We're not thinking like, oh, the baby's really loving the Natural History Museum. And that's just pissing this person off, is that the babies aren't paying enough attention. Yeah, the babies don't get it. They don't appreciate it. And it's like, why are they filling up the space if they don't appreciate it? And I like that they say that the displays are outdated. Everything is 10 million years old. It's just so old and boring. Newer dinosaurs, obviously.

They're looking for babies to be stro stroking their chin in their stroll. Like I didn't see a single baby stroking his chin and zero reverence being shown. Some of them cried while they were here. This person says, Oh yeah, and he also says, this museum needs to take some clues. So first of all, it's cues, but this person needs to take some clues from the MoMA and the Met. Phenomenal experience on how to manage crowds. Left after three hours, waste of money, will never return. PS, best part was what appeared to be human diarrhea

covered by a white garbage bag in a family restroom sink. Awesome. So that you don't have to put that in the review. But that's do you know what I mean? Like that's just like that happens sometimes at bathrooms. You know, like sometimes people have bathroom incidents at public bathrooms You know that family bathroom too. It was probably a Some sort of a babysitter for me That would be funny. That would be a plus on my trip. Caleb. I'm with you. I'm telling that I dig There's diarrhea in the sink

Yeah, it would be like 90% of one of our streams. If I felt, yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck about any of the bones. I would be laughing at that shit. Finally, this person has a very weirdly weighted review. One star. Sorry, but the food in the food court and cafes is terrible. Don't plan to eat the museum. The food's really bad. However, the museum's amazing, but can't evaluate high considering I had to eat the terrible food, not even burgers, fries or pizzas are good. So wait a yeah, wait a yeah, that doesn't seem fair. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, it seems like you should give it three stars or whatever, or something like that. If you thought it was amazing, even maybe five stars, and then you should just say, Hey, don't, you know, eat before you come or whatever, or something like that if you thought it was amazing, even maybe five stars. And then you should just say, hey, don't eat before you come or whatever.

It's not a restaurant. You're not reviewing it on the food alone. No, it's not. It's not a restaurant. And so you can't really I mean, I wouldn't expect the food to be good there. I would expect it to be bad. I didn't even know there was a food court. Yeah, me neither. But yeah, I mean, it's it's. I didn't even know there was a food court. Yeah, me neither. Bad food court.

Yeah. You're not going to want to go there. It's like at any type of a place where you're sort of stuck in there, like a arena or whatever, you know? You just assume the food's going to be bad. They have no reason to really make it good, you know? Yeah. Well, I got some Ticketmaster reviews.

Bet you didn't think there was going to be Ticketmaster reviews, did you, Chris? Well, I mean, ticket master reviews. But you didn't think there was going to be ticket master reviews, did you, Chris? Well, I mean, I don't know. I only recently found out like that there were ticket master reviews. I didn't even know they had that. Yeah, they're there. Oh, they do. And they're great. These are ticket master reviews of what? Neil deGrasse Tyson. OK. Hey, now we're getting into the good shit. These are Ticketmaster reviews of what? Neil deGrasse Tyson. Okay. Okay.

Now we're getting into the good shit. There we go. All right. For no reason. What type of a show does he do? Is it like a stand-up act or what? Well, we're going to learn. It's basically Ricky Gervais, the exact one-to-one ripoff of his stand-up.

It's different things. So these are different types of shows, and we'll take a journey through all the types of shows. This is a one star review from May 13th, 2024. Recent. Very disappointing. Too much childish humor. Not enough science. Extremely condescending and slightly political. We saw in the last video, so he said something about religion, I think, is basically political. Yeah. I wonder what...

Childish humor. I think you would expect that going to his show, right? Isn't that the type of humor he traffics in a little bit? A little bit. He goes on Anthony Kumia's show. Does he? Sorry? Who does? No way. Neil McGrath-Tyson. No way he goes on Anthony Kumia show. So he does.

No way. You know, the grass, Tyson. Oh, wait, he goes. Well, you mean Opie and Anthony? No, no, no, no. He goes on live. He goes from compound. He's been on media.

That's crazy. Look him up. Look, go to YouTube type. You know, does he know about how what Anthony Kumya thinks about him? Well, I don't think he knows. I think he thinks it about him. I mean, that is, that is like, like Anthony Kumiya

is not like a, like a, might be a little bit racist. He's like a guy who's like, hey, I'm a really racist guy. I'm super racist. I, I, you know, so it's just, I don't know. That seems very odd. That's very surprising. Okay. So full interview eight years ago, four years ago. Wow. Is it regular? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. He's on all the time for Anthony's posting, you know, clips of them later on, but yeah, he's been on compound media a few times. So

maybe the religion or maybe the political stuff is a little worse than what we thought. Maybe he doesn't realize it, but Kumia thinks of him as like part of his whack pack. I mean, Kumia, of course, Neil deGrasse times. I wonder if he would still go on the Kumia show show now if Kumiya was still with us and still doing a show. I believe he would. After he touched that, didn't he touch somebody's tattoo inappropriately? He probably, that's like one of the five shows he gets invited on now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Neil deGrasse Tyson is sort of canceled too. Oh, that makes sense because Kumiya will have whatever. He'll have anybody on. Rest in peace, Anthony Kumiya. Yeah, just dead as fuck. Entertaining five stars. This is from May 12th, 2024.

I wish I could always carry around with me a pocket astrophysicist with me going to the movies so I could be entertained by the mess ups from the writers, directors and producers as they create visual content. Can you read the beginning of that? Yeah. Did you mess up or did that? I wish I could always carry around with me a pocket astrophysicist with me going to the movies so I could be entertained by

the mess-ups from the writers, directors, and producers as they create visual content. She just wants Neil to tell her, you know, that's not scientifically correct. That is, that it's fun. That's really fun to do when you're watching movies. To be like, that's not accurate. There's a fucking interview with Neil deGrasse Tyson

where he talks about, I don't know who it was, maybe Tarantino or somebody contacted, no, it was James Cameron talking about how the stars are always wrong for the time of year in movies. So is that what they're saying? Is that they want somebody to be like, Orion's in the wrong place? Well, he famously is very like, when a movie comes out, like, oh, that's actually not possible for that to happen. I didn't know.

That would be I wonder if he did. Makes movies more fun. Definitely to be like to like unsuspend your disbelief or whatever is what you really want to do when you're watching like a film. You know, yeah, misinformation, though, you know? And you don't want that. This is the thing. This guy is in the wrong place.

Oh, my God. I don't believe this is real anymore. Yeah. Yeah, it's real now. I think I believe in God. Yeah. And I have abandoned science. I've abandoned science.

I love God. Now I'm throwing away all my Ricky Gervais DVDs. Yeah. Number one, number one. The number one science atheist, Ricky Gervais, the hero of us all. For 19, 20, 24. Mm hmm. Wait at one day. It might have been a lot of fun. He could have blown some friggin minds, you know. Oh, yeah.

Entertaining and informative. Four stars. We saw Dr. Tyson on April 16th in Seattle. His talk on cosmic collisions was interesting, well-paced, and appropriate for all ages. He engaged with the audience. The slides and videos he used were okay. I didn't like the video that had rap music. Not my genre.

That is awesome. I didn't like the video that had rap music. There was rap music and I did not like that. This is written by A. Cumea. I don't think you can go by Dr. Tice. You can't call him Dr. Tyson either. Like he's known as Neil deGrasse Tyson. Like when I hear Dr. Tyson, I think of Mike Tyson in my coat.

I don't know. I just do. Dr. Tyson. I just think of him like wearing a doctor's outfit. Mike Tyson. I don't think of Neil deGrasse Tyson as having the last name Tyson. He has too many names. Yeah. We had not been there before and had no idea the number of staircases there would be to get to our seats. So that's a problem. OK, that's people do this a lot on the

master reviews when they're like, it's not the performer. It's a review of the show. But they're just like the frigging bathroom review of stairs. Yeah. So he did a show and I got to like the friggin bathroom. A review of stairs. Yeah. So he did a show and I gotta look up the other guy. God damn it. Klepper, is there a comedian named like Justin Klepper? Jordan Klepper. Daily show correspondent for a while. So he did a show in New York at the Beacon Theater with Jordan Klepper and Tiffany Haddish and Dr. Michio Kaku. If you know him. Tiffany Haddish. Wow and Tiffany Haddish and Dr. Michio Kaku.

If you know him. Tiffany Haddish. Wow. Tiffany Haddish is very, very unfunny. Yeah. Famous, though. Extremely famous. And she's like she's been pretty good in some movies, no doubt about it. You know what I mean? Like, I think she's also been really bad in movies, in my opinion, if she's like tries to do a real acting like in the card counter. What's the one with it's a it's a Paul Schrader. Anyways, I'm not a big fan of hers, to be honest. Well, this guy isn't either. He goes,

it wasn't a scientific talk at all. It was a comedy. I don't know why that female actress, I don't know her name, was invited there. She had no clue about science and was just making unfunny jokes. I expected Michio Kaku to talk more about recent interesting inventions and discoveries, but he just kept saying quote the world is changing. A ten-minute scientific YouTube video would be more informative than the whole show. I understand that to make the show easy to understand for most people you shouldn't get much into details,

but this was just a disrespect to science. At least that actress shouldn't have been there. Anyway, if your purpose is to see some celebrities and hear jokes, you might enjoy it, but if you're interested in science, you will barely watch for five minutes. So. That is so, because he definitely,

it was definitely promoted as a comedy show if George had been in. Yeah. Tiffany Haddish and that actor. They're both comedians. Just to be clear, I mean, she is a standup comedian like she is. I mean, he knows her as actress, but she started as a standup comedian. Yeah. And so Jordan Clem, he didn't seem to have a problem with Jordan Clemper. It was very clever. Was Jordan Clemper talking about science? I don't know. I've never seen Jordan Cle Jordan Klepper. It was interesting. Was Jordan Klepper talking about science? I don't know. I've never seen Jordan Klepper before. It's so funny. Half of it is comedians are like, oh, the comedians

ruined the liquid nitrogen ice cream that he was making. Interesting. I didn't learn. Yeah, and not learning the name of like just saying that actress. I think that was definitely on purpose. That's on purpose just to be disrespectful. I'm not even going to say her name, you know. But yeah, he didn't. Interestingly, he didn't have a problem with Jordan Clepper

because I imagine he wasn't talking science either. He was probably just making jokes also. Right. Yeah. This is four or five stars. Absolutely fantastic. This is from March 2nd, 2024 that you're going to love this, Chris, because it's a show you'd really like to go to. The show was, quote, an astrophysicist goes to the movies. Oh, so people pay money for that.

Oh, that isn't actually like, oh, they actually go watch a movie with him. I don't know it interrupts it Yeah, I don't know if he interrupts I'm saying that like he goes on stage and talks about the things that are wrong with movies. I see That yeah, that's yeah, that would be that that's as a movie fan That would be like truly one of the worst things I could ever watch this show seems to have been like truly one of the worst things I could ever watch. This show seems to have been primarily structured to appeal to those with extremely limited to moderate understandings of science and physics. I personally prefer one of his more in depth topic topics.

But seeing someone seeing someone one with that degree of intelligence and charisma talk about almost anything is going to be unforgettable. I very much enjoyed the show. So if you're not a dumbass, if you're dumbasses would work for you too. He doesn't get smarter than he's, he's making it clear. I do love the posts where it's like, I just want to make it clear from my post that I am smart. Yeah, a lot smarter. So Vancouver, British Columbia has a place called science world. Oh, buddy, Science World fucking rules, man. I'm not even joking. Science World is very famous in Vancouver. It's this big like globe thing that's, you know, when you see like

the layout of Vancouver, whatever the the skyline, it's in it always. And it's like this really beautiful thing right in this bay. And I used to go there all the time as a kid and even as an adult. It's like super, super fucking fun, man. I'm not even joking. No, it's like it's geared towards kids mostly, but it has all these kind of things that you can but they are Ariel and I recently went they had like an adult night and so like a couple of year and a half ago or something we went to it and it's like where they open up the bar and stuff and you can like, but yeah, going there as a kid it was the most fun shit in the world. I'm just trying to think of like, there's like little things where you can like put a little ball into like an air thing and

it goes around and it shoots up and you have to like... So it's like science-based games and like things like that. But also it'll have like stuffed animals and like full, you know, like had big dinosaur exhibits with like big. Yeah, it super fucking awesome place. One star. What? What? You're going to bring Christmas art. What made me give three stars is the parents, parents not being respectful and telling kids to give other kids a turn at things be better. I had to watch my son wait for 10 minutes just to try something

because three boys of the same mom would push kids over and hog the sand exhibit in the mineral room. I had enough. I grabbed the wheel and said, how about we let other kids have a turn, let my son use it for maybe 30 seconds to a minute and then allowed other kids to try it while the mom stared and acted like she didn't know English. Then let's go to the ball air tunnels.

One mom legit trampled my son to get to the ball. I observed her constantly pushing around other kids and collecting all the balls for her kid for over 10 minutes. I got up, caught a ball while having my elbow outside. She knew she can't push me around. I told her everyone, including a dad who had multiple balls for his son, how rude they are and let the kids figure it out. And if you see a kid that hasn't had a term maybe be a good influence. And this is all too much. If you guys could see

what this place is like this is like it's so ludicrous to be having these type of disagreements. It's really just like a real kind of fun. There's plenty of balls for plenty of time. There's plenty of stuff to do. It's it's never this is kind of fun. There's plenty of balls for it's plenty of time. There's plenty of stuff to do It's it's never this is never an issue. This is also this is a review of parents This is not a review of the place. This is what pisses me off about Google reviews. People do not realize the responsibility of the reviewer Yeah, oh one star is Craig. Yeah, we have our system. We have a big problem with that We notice it all the time when it's just like, yeah, like the traffic out there was ridiculous. And it's like, what

the fuck he can't that's not their fault. And we think and it's the official position of this show that there should only be three stars. Three stars. People can't handle five. That's smart. Three stars. One star is bad. Two stars is pretty good. Three stars is great. You know, that's it. That's all there is. And everyone needs to keep the same one because we have all these different systems. And so no one knows what anything means when it comes to ratings. Yeah. We did Rotten Tomato guys recently and motherfuckers, there's a five star review and then there

are people who will get into the review. And then at the end, I'll be like, eight out of 10. They'll change. They'll change. These guys need to watch a little more one bite pizza reviews from our boy Dave Portnoy. People in general just need to watch more Portnoy. Exactly. Exactly. I have Portnoy's cell phone number and I've called him before. Oh my God. You should call them and say, hey, you're really good at sex and I love that video.

So the video where you try to have sex as fast as possible and set a world record. That's like they've ever made. Francis gives it one star and says, this is definitely not a place to go if you don't have kids. Boring, outdated, extremely overcrowded and expensive admission for what they offer. Went a lot as a kid and it was great. I love that lie. For children, just to be clear, like that night was kind of like a funny throwback night,

you know, like the nights that they have for adults where the bars open or whatever. It's kind of a, you know, get back to your youth kind of a thing. Like this is a children's place. Yeah. Went a lot as a kid and it was great though. That was back in the nineties, very, very little in terms of food options and the food they do have is extremely overpriced. So I would bring a snack if I were you. Absolute bullshit. They have a white spot inside white spot legend. Oh, it's a triple O's, which is like the fast food version of white spot. But that's a legendary burger chain from, from BC. Some of the best burgers you'll ever get the triple O burger. And they've got one right inside science world. Shut the fuck up to this or your bullshit.

Oh, well, you debunked. Yep. And he goes, don't expect to be able to use any of the fun things. Parents don't teach their kids manners anymore. No jump lines of people who have the decency to wait their turn. Staff members... So this guy is mad because kids are... There's not even really lines. That's what I'm saying. Maybe these people are going... It's just this open sort of thing, right? They're making it seem different than what it is. Most of the stuff is really just kind of open. There's only there's few things where you have to wait in a line for, you know? Well, and this is an adult like waiting in line for stuff that's for kids.

You know what I mean? Like he's mad that kids aren't respecting the line. Staff members are unfriendly, unhelpful and uncaring. I recommend going to another museum or attraction. The Space Center and aquarium are fun and much more worth the admission cost. The aquarium rules and there's nothing wrong, you know, the aquarium rules and it's got all kind of, but it's a completely different thing. Aquarium is a bunch of fish.

And like- And I hate fish. There is genuinely nothing. What? I hate fish. I hate aquariums. It's like, get out of here, fish. You hate fish? What? I hate fish. I hate aquariums. It's like, get out of here fish.

You hate fish? Why do you hate fish? I don't like any animals. Yeah, that's true. Brian's like, we can't get into this because people are getting actually mad at him when he's certainly like, I hate dogs. It's not that I don't care about dogs. That's okay.

It's a more, I like, I wish I only knew that you hated fish. That's a more interesting way of your life. It's just more I like I wish I only knew that you hated fish. That's a more interesting Mod a mod gives it one star and he says it's a grace It's a great place for all ages But I'm disgusted by the woke garbage shoved in our faces for parents pay attention to the exhibits and what you want your kids to learn So why saying there's woke ism a foot? and what you want your kids to learn. So what? There's woke ism afoot. Hey, I can't even think of again. I want to say I went there quite like within the last like year and a half.

Some woke stuff there. Well, you're woke. So yeah, exactly. It's they live your your I probably just thought it was totally normal. Exactly. Normal. Just I thought like, oh, there's a normal child. That's why again, they immediately fall out. Vats understand everything that's going on. I thought like, oh, there's a normal They immediately fall out vats understand everything that's going on It's just that I don't think I mean, it's it's very much based in science I just want to poke that's literally the wokus possible thing. Yeah

I got you. I got you. Yeah, cuz it's it's all kind of based in like Wait, it's based Yeah, because it's it's all kind of based in like Wait, it's based Yeah, is it based? We're so confused Chris I don't think it's woke. But again, I don't really know because I'm woke and I love woke stuff But to me, it doesn't seem it seems scientific stuff. If the Patreon hits 30,000, I'll send Mike Zero to Science World and see what's woke and what's not.

You're not ever interacting with Mike Zero. We love Mike Zero. Have you ever heard of Mike Zero, Caleb? I have no idea who that is. He's an entertainment reporter and he's like really on the woke beat. Oh, okay. He'll tell you all the different things that are happening behind the scenes at Disney, which is a woke company. He makes them all up completely out of nowhere. Coast Eye Center of Science and Industry is in Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, science place that I have been to

and I have taken my daughter to. Okay, so what type of place is it? It's fun, it's like a museum, but like you said, it's like a lot of interactive shit, you can touch stuff. And they kind of let me down recently, they had a whole Avengers exhibit and I was like, that's not really science.

But they have what's his name? Tony Stark. He's made a metal. Yeah. I mean, it just didn't feel like what you'd put in your side. It felt like what you put in an Ohio science music. Were they like, what was this? What was the thing, you know, like it was just the science of Marvel. I didn't actually go. I just walk by it every day and I saw that they had like Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk, and like they had banners

hanging from the building for that time. They have other stuff, too. Like they are based in science, I don't think. Yeah. That's what I felt too. Maybe they're talking about how it's all like how this is why this isn't true. You know what I mean? Maybe they're like, this is why this is not possible in reality. Maybe they're doing it... Like Neil deGrasse Tyson style.

Yeah, maybe they're doing a full Neil deGrasse Tyson style. Deep Monkey, The Avengers. That would break so many kids hearts. That would be so cruel. You know who they didn't have? Who? Apple. Well, that really bummed me out. That's because they're woke and he's not.

He isn't woke. And we've learned a lot about him from Mike Zero. Ryan Reynolds is single handedly stopping woke Woke. Center of the biggest anti-woke protests you can do is fart on camera. Yep. He has sex too. Ew. I mean, yes. But he has sex with anybody. That's not woke. Well, but it kind of isn't woke. It's kind of actually cool. He doesn't even notice. He has so much sex, he doesn't even notice who he's having sex with.

And when he does gay sex, it's a sex with and when he does gay sex It's a joke and when he does regular Okay, I got it now it's not woke Okay, Ileana went and said when finishing my visit to go so I plan to grab souvenirs with my lover I'm well aware and retail Lover? Who calls it? Like what is it? Like are you my lover? I don't there's no in there's no way reason to say lover in this world.

I can't. Is it like are they married and this is their like you know what I mean? I don't know but they're eating on their I think lover all lover denotes to me is a giant age gap Yeah, and like a massive age gap relationship. One of them is is in their 70s I yeah, I see I'm well aware in retail that big bags are a huge sign that people could be stealing as I work in retail, but I know how to professionally keep an eye out on customers.

The old lady who seemed to be a manager of the shop at Coase, I was very open and willing to follow my boyfriend and I around. I was, so yeah, it's a heterosexual relationship. They go by their lovers because this is a woman. And this is a boy, and now all of a sudden He's a boyfriend though. He's not love. Yeah. Yeah, I was standing at the jewelry display which had smaller objects But I thought this older lady was a customer waiting to look so I paid no mind to her practically breathing down my neck Although I was uncomfortable

Then I point to some nice dishes that I wanted to look at. She swiftly keeps a close distance, goes around the entire purchasing counter to ask if we're paying card. She then goes back to the other way and just comes up right behind me again, breathing down my neck. We bought two things and left. I let her know how uncomfortable I was.

I know theft is a huge deal and nobody is special, but there's a way to manage a shop I won't be going back as long as she works there because I don't feel comfortable with how close she was and how obvious She was following us. So she's not she's not good at law as laws prevent doing laws prevent. Yeah We could have got out. She must have heard this lady call her boyfriend her lover. I mean like, these are kleptomaniacs. These are fraudsters. This is definitely they're wearing disguises. They're here to heist the museum. Nobody would ever say that. Yeah, this is part of some elaborate ruse. They're not even in a relationship with each other. They're partners in crime. Exactly. Ma'am, this is my lover.

OK, Charles Darwin reviewed it. He did that five days ago. And he said, really, it's a good read. That's a good guy to get your review from. If you're a science place, hold a lot of weight in this review. Let's hear it. This place is boring, which is why

I haven't been here for 10 years. We'll never be coming back. Newport Aquarium in Cincinnati is 10 times more fun than this place will ever be. I love that. Of course he fucking thinks that it's boring. He's Charles Darwin. Where's he likes to fish more?

There's two, like those are two separate, it's the same as like go to this place. It's like, yeah, there's, but it's not the same place. You know? Like, yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of places that are more fun than a museum. I don't know. They have like a... Go to Six Flags instead of the museum.

Yeah. Why don't you just try... That's like a bunch of roller coasters. The biggest mistake in Columbus, this is so... Okay, so we have a water park called Zoombeasy Bay that is like water slides and all that stuff. And it's right next to the zoo. So when you're a kid, you go to the zoo and you can just stare at the water slides like I wish I was going there. Like it is such a tease and you can't get into both. You got to pick one.

And my parents always pick the fucking zoo. So I hated the zoo growing up. Maybe that's why I don't like animals and fish and stuff. Because you're forced to go look at them and you want to be on the water slide. I want to be fucking going on water slides. And then the one time I went I told you I got stuck on a fucking water slide because I wouldn't take my shirt off. Embarrassing reason for getting stuck is You got a kid stuck here because you will take his

because he's embarrassed about his fucking body or whatever. Yeah. By the way, Brian, I'm I'm planning to come to Columbus because like Ariel went away with the baby there. They're away right now and they come back in like an hour. They've been away for the weekend, but we away right now and they come back in like an hour. They've been away for the weekend, but we've have decided like, you know, once every couple of months or whatever that we're going to be able to take a little bit of a trip, one of us for like two days or something, you know?

Okay. I'm going to come out to Columbus. I'm going to fly out and stay out in Columbus. So we'll figure out... Sleep in Gwen's room. Yeah, I'll sleep wherever, but I just, we need to have a good plan of things to do. We need to have like, you know, I want to go in. Yeah. That's the sex club here, Caleb. Oh, God.

It's it's not good reviews. And we're we would be for all intents and purposes. We'd be single guys because my wife's not going to go, which is no. We don't need to get into that. But in the pineapple lifestyle, the swinger lifestyle, the most disgusting thing you could be as a single guy. They have a whole different set of rules. They're often not led into places. They're definitely not allowed in the playroom and they're not allowed in the bar until somebody invites them in.

Yeah. Like a couple has to invite them in the playroom. They're like vampires. If that couple leaves the playroom, then somebody comes and gets them out because they're not allowed to stay in there by themselves. I'm not even joking about that. Do people try to game it like an HOA lane and bring like a dummy or something? That would be brilliant. Like a real doll. Just bring like a real doll and be like, what are you talking about?

I'm not a single guy. Like, nice try, Jim. Like, you know, very shy. Yeah. He can't have out of here. This place is not tolerant of other lifestyles. You got your real. But with the arm around you. Yeah. And if we had the human rights tribunal, that would probably stand up and court, right?

Disrespect our fucking human rights tribunal. OK, stand up and court right disrespect our fucking human rights tribunal okay I'm telling you I think it's cool you guys have a do you live on the survivor island what do you mean you have a tribunal you've never heard of this before in Canada we have the human rights tribunal you can bring things if you get your human rights violated and it does there's there's things that are like important you know what I mean like we're like Where companies are discriminating against people and stuff like that. And it's an actual thing that needs to be dealt with. But then there is a lot of people who use it in a frivolous way. Like a ladies night thing. Oh, they have ladies night. But...

Yeah. There's just some people who have made it into a thing that is worthy of mockery. But yeah, I made it into a thing that is worthy of mockery. But yeah, I think that also it's been around for a long time in Canada. It's not a new thing. Yeah. Our final review is from Nicholas Nicastro. He gave CoSci one star and he goes, I love this review. It's not the best review because we just had the tattoo review of the guy that was a dork that got bullied.

But this guy goes, the process for ordering food pretty much ruins the entire experience at COSI. The signage is insanely confusing. And it doesn't even appear that the workers are happy with how unorganized the fire drill of ordering food for your family is. Please contact me if you would like help consulting on how to make this process exponentially better. Please what?

Please contact me if you would like to help consulting on how to make this process exponentially better. For starters, the cafeteria style needs to go. People. So he's so hang on. He's he's you really need to contact. He decided he's just like, you know what? Just in case they aren't able to reach out, I'll just put the information.

He wants to do kitchen nightmares to the museum. Yeah. Yeah. After full taffer mode. Honestly, you can't get mad if the food at the museum is gross because it just again, is. Yeah, it is. That that's what I think any place like that It's just known to have bad food. You know you never hear about the food It's only a but it should only ever be just a bonus if the food is good. Oh, yeah food is bad

It takes no weight in the rating It is like going to the airport and then being like all all the food here fucking sucks. And it's like, no shit. It's the airport. Some places you just have to expect stuff is bad. Buddy, the the Vancouver airport it next time if you're ever at the Vancouver. Well, Brian, you're going to be. I will be at the Vancouver airport. Buddy, go eat at the Vancouver Canucks Grill. It's like, you know, it's like got all the boards and stuff and it's like set up

all like a but it is the worst fucking thing that you will ever have. And it costs way too much. It's like it's the only kind of like place you can sit down in the one terminal and it's awful. Is there a Boston pizza in that airport? Not in the airport, but close by. I mean, we got a lot of I used to I used to go to Boston Pizza a lot growing up. I used to watch Vancouver Canucks games there. It was like, and that's

where you'd go because they'd have cheap drinks during Canucks games. I ate there in Toronto and that was, I think, by far the worst meal I've ever had in my entire life. Boston Pizza is fucking brutal. Like even before when we were younger, it was known as being so bad. But we would just go there because the drink... Like they would have a half price beers or something during Canucks games and big TVs. A Boston sized beer. 21 ounces. Yeah. Yeah. We'd have like these... We'd have... And then... And... But yeah, we would

always... You'd get drunk and then you'd eat some of that horrible food. And every time, you just couldn't find a single thing on the menu that was even you know halfway decent. It's really funny because the arena district here is almost kind of Canadian themed a little bit. There's a Tim Hortons connected to the arena. Wow. And they sell awful Tim Hortons is terrible as well. But like nobody. Tim Tim Hortons is terrible as well, by the way. I like the Tim Bits. Tim Hortons, their donuts are just awful. Their coffee, I think, is known to be pretty decent. And across the street, there's a Boston's pizza, but I've never been to it.

We don't go. You gotta get the Baja Chicken Tacos. Highly recommend. Just saying it's the worst meal he's ever had. That is the most disgusting food I've ever had in my life is the Baja Chicken Tacos. It said it had slaw on it and I was like, okay, this is going to be like a red cabbage. It has like coleslaw on it from like a bad church barbecue. Yeah. It was so bad, dude. Canadian tacos.

And then it was, it was like, you know, $50 per person because it was Canadian. Yeah. And by the way, we have lots of great taco places. We do too. Yeah. So he goes, for starters, the cafeteria style needs to go. People should be able to order on a touchscreen and then just pick up their food. The waste of labor and added expense is completely unnecessary. You want to overrun the whole city. You want to put in a whole

system here. Who takes over the entire. This is like a huge undertaking to put in this type of thing. Yeah. After waiting forever for my food to be made, now I am standing in line to pay. Oh, this is a during these reviews happening while he's doing. He's so mad that he couldn't even wait. He's mad and you can picture what he looks like,

like the kind of like, like he's got that, he's just going like, he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah. He's like looking at the line, like very, cause I do this performatively and then crossing his arms and then looking again. Looking at the people at the front of it, giving them looks to say, what's going on? What's happening?

And then you're like, it's probably some other customer. You know what I mean? Yeah. You're blaming the person up front because you... In your head, you're like, are they getting a prescription filled for some reason? Yeah. What's going on? And then when they finally get their shit and they turn around and walk, you're like fucking staring them down like super hard. And then it just repeats again with another customer. Because you're not going to blame the people that work there. But yeah, I'm always furious when I'm waiting. After waiting forever for my food to be made, now I'm standing in line to pay.

A touch screen at the entrance where we can order the food and pay at the same time would eliminate this entire process. Please consider how inefficient you are making this process. Go to Costco and order food from one of their stations, for example, of how efficient you can be with minimal labor. So we need to make a trip out as a company after Costco, just to go. You know, we need to make a trip out as a company after Costco. We need to talk to the people at Costco, find out how their system runs. That's cool. Yeah. Just maybe go meet them, go take a flight out somewhere, a conference or something,

learn about those types of systems. Yeah. Be great. Finally, Dr. Michio Kaku posted, after decades away from the USA, after decades away, the USA is back on the moon thanks to the IM-1 mission by private American lunar access provider, Intuitive Machines. So we're back in space. We're back on the moon. Let's see these.

That's cool, that's just been so long that it's really, really cool to get back out there. I've been wondering myself, when are they gonna get back out there? Well, James says, quick question, all these movies talk about making a wormholes Like taking a piece of paper and folding it then punching a hole through the plane The problem I see and it's freaking me out is the holes not to is not to the place They want to go the hole punches through the underside of the plane

My question is what the hell's on the other side of the plane? They're talking about dimensions Okay, but I don't know that I'm not sure what I'm confused by what he's used by I don't know what he's Okay, have you ever seen that that demonstration of the fourth dimension where they take they say you can create a third dimension out of a second dimension with a piece of paper by wrapping it into like a roll and how now that's like a three dimensional object. Oh, I, okay.

They're saying that the way that we would, we would do that with our dimension make so that we could have a fourth dimensional space we can go into. You poke a hole in the top and then you're just in the middle. What the fuck's in the middle? Yeah. So they are thinking about it a little too much in terms of it's a piece of paper. Yes, I believe that. They're really getting caught up on paper. Finally, Alan Stewart says,

now this is some real archaeology. Interesting historical facts you might not be aware of. America lost their constitutional government back in 1863. America became a foreign banking corporation in 1871. In 1933, America was handed over to the Roman Catholic Vatican, along with all our gold. Also American citizens are classified as quote enemies of the state under the Bankruptcy

Act in 1933 under Title 50 USC. Trading with the enemy act of 1907, 1933. Then in 1945 control over America went to the United Nations. The Bankruptcy Act of 1933 suspended the courts. No criminal jurisdiction over U.S. suspended Congress. 25 man committees created to make laws and made owning gold illegal. No gold, no real money. IOUs created by the Federal Reserve notes and the Bankruptcy Act has to be signed every two years by every president to keep it in effect. The new name they gave this Bankruptcy Act

is the National Defense Authorizations Act, aka the NDAA. And then he has a link to a YouTube video you can watch. 13-year-old me would have just been shaking with rage reading that entire paragraph. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, sovereign citizens. That's right up your alley when you're younger home I remember trying to buy gold and then I realized gold was fucking expensive as fuck

By any gold you couldn't get a significant enough amount. No, I even but Little package like a little a ziploc bag. That was that was probably like I can help you with that. Caleb, before we get out of here, I have these challenge coins. Oh, my God. And they're going to be worth that's Chris Farley. And it says, well, Ladi frickin on the back. And then I got this Kevin Smith coin that's worth more than gold. Yeah, it's probably going to be worth more than gold. I also have a few from gas stations, this quick trip coin.

So if you if you're... There's a really great website called the Chive. Oh, yes. I've heard of it. You just go to the Chivory. They got all kinds of them. That's what you should be investing in. Wow. Chivory. I just want to mention and hopefully Brian, at the beginning of one of the other episodes you've already mentioned that we have the Instagram account now guys.pod on Instagram guys.pod. But I follow some accounts

on there and one of them is the chive and the chivalry. And so I was like looking at their posts and good God, man. It's really, really tough. I might have to unfollow. I don't know that I can handle. I don't know that I can handle reading. I sent you that one. I mean, it is just it's fucking insane that this type of humor is still happening and still being trafficked in this way. Yeah. You're set to get a Bill Murray coin that looks like a loony. It deep. It's in transit right now. I told you very clearly, I said, I don't want that. Please don't send that to me.

I paid $35 to ship that. Yeah. It was a $14 coin. I paid $35 to ship it. And you're coming here as well. Yeah, but it's so special to get something in the mail. And it's a challenge coin. It's a good investment.

I'm always so excited when I see that I've got something in the mail from Brian. It's always something I definitely want. Something useful. Yeah, like my Prison Mike for President t-shirt. He does have a Prison Mike for President t-shirt. He does have a Prison Mike for President t-shirt. Whoa, that's sick. That's cool. I have Prison Mike Challenge Coin over here somewhere. I can't find it. Well, that is the show. Caleb, tell people where to find you.

Check out podcasts about lists and that's pretty much it. Thank you guys so much for having me on. Wow, that's an amazing Challenge Coin. It's a Prison Mike one. I'm gonna have to get these. Yeah, it's a good investment. Yeah. PodcastBotList is very funny. Thank you for doing the show. We will see you next week. We don't know what we're doing because this is the end of a run. Bye. Bye.