Guys: With Bryan Quinby - *Unlocked* Guys+ 3/22/2024

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

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Welcome to guys plus a podcast about guys a podcast about guys. I am Brian this week. I have with me John Cullen. Hi John. Hello. Thank you for having me on the show. And since he lied about the date of conception of his kid, I have Chris James.

What's up, Chris? Wait, lied about the date of conception? Like I lied about when I had sex to produce the child? Yeah, I don't even know what day that was. Yeah, you lied about that. Yeah, he's having a lot of sex, Brian. How could he possibly keep track of what well first of all? I do want to clarify I am having a little bit of sex now and that is because the nurse

Informed us that that is a very good way to get the baby to be born truly. I'm not joking That's like under like it's fucking no Snake I don't want to do the physiology of it and explain what the semen does. I think you should actually. I think you should get into it. Just soften the cervix. No, I don't really want to get into all that. But yeah, we were told by a medical professional that, and you know, hey, you know me, I love

medicine. So I get it. I've been getting in there. But no, it's not the way it works, Brian. I know it's been a while since you had a child. There's a due date, but it doesn't actually usually happen on the due date. We're now the first child. We're now like six weeks. Usually the first child it's longer. We're now like six weeks from the due date. It's been so long ago.

Well, don't say that because if that were the case, we would be in real medical trouble, Brian, and there would be real problems. So please don't make those kind of jokes. No, it's going to be two years old. No, don't say that. That's not the way it works. It becomes extremely dangerous at that time. No, it's been six days. And listen, we it's very normal for a first child. And we're having a boy and you know, we were born late as as well so it's we're not too worried we were in the hospital the other day yesterday when we're recording it's in there talking and they told they put the ultrasound up and he's like i'm not ready yet i'll be out soon and they

and they told us it was all very healthy very good heartbeat. Everything was looking good. So nothing to concern myself with. So we're all we're happy. Well, I was nine days late. So yeah, I was I was 11 days late. So I think you don't even know that I guarantee you don't know that. You know what your mom's original due date is not a chance. I would never talk to my mom about something. You don't really talk to your mom that much. Do you? I try not to do it the least amount possible. I don't know if I've ever told this on the show, but when my mom calls me, I see how long she'll stay on the phone without me talking. And sometimes he gets up in the 40 minute range of me just

going. Yeah. What is she saying during that just telling you all about stuff that's happening with her. Oh, yeah, but people that died. It's funny. She rules in one way is that she will ask you about yourself and then cut you off two words into the sentence when you in one way is that she will ask you about yourself and then cut you off two words into the sentence

when you start talking about it and say, I'd like to do that. She's gonna call me in the next few days and say, how was California? And then she's been looking at Gwen's pictures on Instagram and Katie's pictures on Instagram and she's gonna say, it looks beautiful. I wish I could go there with you sometime.

And I'm like, that's not happening. She's so annoying guys. Like if you even you don't have a conception of how annoying my mother is. Like everybody that she just wants to be a part of your life. No, no, no, no. Why wouldn't you just let her in man? Yeah, let her in. I flew you guys to Columbus. Well, I would love that I met my mother right? Sure. Well, you're all she would treat you Like you're her son. She would say How is that bad it's annoying she touchy she's touchy she touches Listen, I I don't mind. I'm like a hugging person. I don't mind. Yeah, like, listen, I understand if you don't like to be touched that that could be bothersome or

whatever. But you're all this stuff you're describing doesn't sound bad. It sounds like my mom will literally give you $1,000. No, she will not. She will borrow $1,000. Okay. Or she will give you what she'll do is on your birthday, she'll give you about $250. And then three days later say, can I borrow $250? Like that? I don't even like taking money from her because a few days later, she asked for it back. It's crazy. Yeah, that's uncomfortable. Well, listen. Yeah. I mean, business has she, I mean, listen, it sounds to me like you want to get off this topic. But have you ever like

it? Does she have money issues that you could maybe help out with? I know you're doing kind of well. I will never help. Looks pretty good. Well, you can probably help out here. She only gave you life. Yeah. Yeah. And then she literally thousands of dollars of Lego behind you. What? Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. thousands of dollars of Lego behind you what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that and then maybe your mom can like have a nice breakfast yeah maybe she gave me life and then fucked off 1500 miles away until I when I was five until I was 18 and then asked me to pay for her flight back okay one point. One point. All right. All right. All right. He's got a whole fucking

time. Okay, so we have to start the show the way we always do. And that is with the pasta fari and holidays. This time I got them right. I looked it up. All right, Brian. John last last time we did it. He read the wrong week. Wait, are you telling me Brian flop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a time flop. It was a big time days were weird before I left for California because of all the stuff we were doing. I didn't know when things were coming out and stuff like that. It was all very confusing for him and him alone. Yes. That's right. March 22nd, 2024. That is the day this comes out. That is pretend to be sober day. That's easy for me. Yeah, and me too. Yeah, we're all so that's so that one is that one sounds like

it's for like people who have addiction problems or whatever. Maybe here's the next one. Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 pansexual quantum toaster day. Hmm. Hang on a second. Okay. So pansexual. What is pansexual? I never know. I think it's brain sex. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's pansexual is that you're attracted to anyone regardless. Okay, okay. Okay. I always think it's brain sex because bisexual implies male, female gender standards, whereas pansexual means like you would be attracted to non-binary trans. I get it. Okay. Okay. So, so, okay. So that's pretty, okay. So that's a pretty normal thing nowadays, pansexual. And then so quantum... Sorry, Brian, you're right.

It's sapiosexual. Sapiosexual. Yeah, that's right. Demi-sexual is you won't have sex with someone unless you have feelings for them. Demi-sexual is you only have sex with a little Australian. Well, how do you think Demi Lardner over Demi Moore or somebody? Well, because some people here, We love Demi. I mean, he hasn't been on yet, but Tom has been on twice. Demi's husband. Yeah. So, okay. So,

but then the toaster part, it's random. I think the whole point is, Hey, this is pretty frigging random. Cause March 24th, 2024 Sunday is slightly silly day. Hmm. That one. See again, sometimes I do feel like they had like there's 365 of them. Sometimes I feel like they had about 200 good ones. I think they had like six good ones because the next March, 24 is this, they have a hall at the, the pacifier answers. Every day is a different, every day is a holiday. It's sort of like skewering and mocking the concept of like religious holidays and how they like, they're shut down like the whole thing. And because you're religious, you don't have to do this.

And it's like, well, what if I had a holiday every day? It's yeah, I understand how you didn't really, it's high. Right, yeah. What if one day was pansexual quantum toaster day? Yeah, that would be so random. And our final one is Monday, Rhino Appreciation Day. So listen, I, that was the first one where I'm like that one.

It's not, it's like random a little bit, but it's like rhinos are an incredible beast. Like they are like, they are incredible. They're like from the time of the dinosaurs, like they're skin and everything. That just the way they're an absolute monster rock of a beast of an animal. And I don't feel like they do get very much appreciation. I've been injured and they're endangered. They're not evil. They're very nice. They'll kill a person. They don't mind. Well, they will kill a person. You're thinking of a hippo. You're thinking of a hippo you're thinking of a hippo rhinos very rarely kill people they can gore them of course they can but ever heard the wrestler rhino he gores people

yeah you mean in the wrestler no no no rhino's not in a wrestler i don't his name is the ram sorry the rhino rhino is r-h-y-n-o do remember. Stout fella. He's a short stout fella. Ryan gets all of his animal knowledge from wrestlers who are named after animals. Do you remember the wrestler Rhino? He gored people, just like real life rhinos. That's how I learned about rhinos.

It's like I was watching wrestling and I was like, wow, this guy's kind of cool. And someone's like, you know he's based on an animal? I would like to appreciate him. I wish it was Rhino. Appreciate like the wrestler. I appreciate him. You know, so I am so glad that I have both of you here because I have to tell a story. Oh, I'm waiting because I heard I don't know, John, if you heard like any of this

story, but I've heard a little bit of it only because he sort of, yeah, I think because he mentioned to me about talking about it on guys and about the stream. And I, it was really hard for me to not sort of spoil this one. This is really one of Brian's best. Okay. Ryan, first off you, I want to say you, you posted really arrogantly about like, Oh, I went to Los Angeles. I had no fucking bathroom incidents. I didn't have any bathroom problems. Not a one. Like, but like, I felt like you were being so like disingenuous with that post because you're like, Oh, everything was smooth sailing. But it's like, you totally didn't mention this story. This story happened to you while you were on vacation. That was not like at all. First full day. I there. Okay. I told John this before I left because we recorded a pod cast like the day before I left. I said when I get to LA, I'm going to drive down to Mexico because I just got my passport recently. I said I'm going to drive down to Mexico and buy some Xanax at the pharmacy. They say hang on. Hang on one second. So he told he said that to you, John. Yeah, he was going to drive to Mexico. Yeah. So but to buy Xanax at the pharmacy. They say hang on, hang on one second. So he told he said that to

you, John. Yeah, he was going to drive to Mexico. Yeah. So but to buy Xanax. Yeah, he did tell me. Did you ever consider saying to him like, hey, don't do that. Yes, I did say exactly. He didn't tell me not to do it. That's true. I did say across the US Mexico border was a really bad idea. Yes, I did. Just just on the surface, bad idea that anybody could see is a bad idea. But they said because like people do in L.A., are there not people who are going over the border like for you? You know, like so you don't have to do it like you could just find. No, and also, oh, you could just find that. Oh, yes.

It would certainly be easier than. Well, yes, you could if you wanted to. Do you know how many people I know people who do Xanax that live in Los Angeles? Have you had to send me a message? I could have put you in contact with somebody who probably could have certainly could have found you Xanax. I just wanted a little bit of Xanax for my vacation, which is by the way, that's best fucked as well.

But but why is that? Well, that's fucking weird because Xanax is not, you know, it shouldn't be just take you. But I don't want to tell you how to live your life. It's not relational for me, though, you know, I'm always very high strung. I understand. I understand. But I don't listen. We're not going to get into the whole drugs thing. You do whatever drugs you want to do. Thank you to drive over the board. And I want to clarify as well.

You Los Angeles, if for anyone who doesn't know, if you're not near Los Angeles or you've not been there before, you're not a big geography head, Los Angeles is not close to the border. No, it's not. Three hours. It's a very long drive. You had to go to San Diego. I did go through San Diego.

Yes. And I've been there. I'll look at how long the drive was. So this is not just like three hours. Yes, and I've been there. I'll look at how long the drive was. So this is not just for at least three hours. Yeah, like two hours and 30 minutes. But also you have to cross the border. And also traffic as well.

Who knows what traffic's going to be like. LA traffic. Those at LA freeway traffic. So did you rent a car to drive? I did rent a car. I had a car that I rented. OK, so it's also a rental car. OK.

Which is good. That's actually the good part of it. I don't think it is. It is. I think that's kind of a bad part as well. That's a bad part as well. Yeah. Well, when you hear how so I get down there and I cross over the border. Okay, so hang on just I just want to sorry, I just want to take it back a little bit. So you rent your car and you just take it from the rental car place and immediately start driving to I went to the hotel and I went to bed and then I woke up the next morning early because my time

difference situation I was like today would be a perfect day to drive down to Mexico maybe I get some of my daughter's medicine that's super expensive I'll get my medicine which I'm not prescribed but I like and don't bring Gwen into this don't don't don't like a hero yes thank you thank you I was going for the Xanax your daughter needs her medication that you can't afford insurance won't cover her nerd tech and it's tough and no I could just pay for it it's like a hundred dollars I'm not debating that and then we don't need to also get it to you know, the in

medical You any good drugs you're really muddying this story up To the border and nobody's before Katie and Gwen get to He would have not they wouldn't let him do that They would be like you can't do that. So he knows he has to do it before the voices of reason arrive Of course, of course they go I get across the border easily like it's no fucking problem at all Nobody even looks at you when you cross the Mexican border at all

So I get there and i'm like i'm going to tijuana because i've heard of tijuana. That's a place i've heard of Yeah, and I didn't look up anything Really? Once I got there other than you can get other than for like two or three days before I left I looked on the internet on a R slash like drugs or whatever. I don't remember what it is. No, no, no, come on man. What are you doing? You're going on Reddit. Yeah. To see if it's easy to get Xanax across

the border. But you're, you're like we on this show, we read reddit all the time and we like we see the people posting on there and the kinds of human beings that are responsible for and you're trusting those people. I read a lot though. So like your whole show is making fun of people most on Reddit. That's like basically the entire show. But I gotta concen this. That's like basically the entire Go check it out to see if it's safe just take drugs across the border well I looked at Quora too, and I looked at No cuz I figured that would be taken Ryan did you ask Jeeves I just googled it and looked through and everybody's like that's easy as hell You know you just go over there And you grab some pills and youled it and looked through and everybody's like, that's easy as hell. You know, you just go over there and you grab some pills and you bring them over the

border. And I'm like, okay, so that's what I'm going to do. Uh, I get there and I don't know where to park. So I'm like kind of just driving in circles and I'm driving by all these pharmacies and I'm like, I just park and get, but I didn't know where to park. So I didn't want to stop the car. It's been a rental car. If they tow it, then I don't know how to fuck to get it. I don't speak any English. So any English speak any Spanish. Like the smallest amount of Spanish.

Eddie English. That was a club. So I get over there and I'm driving in circles for about an hour and like I'm not an hour. Yeah. So, so, so, so because you, you sort of told me that you thought it was going to be a real kind of like, you thought it was going to be like America exactly. Like you pull over and there's like a parking lot for a pharmacy. You walk in there, you get your drugs, you go back over. I figured that's how it was because like, I don't know, Americans do go over there and get drugs all the time. Yeah. I mean, that's what I thought it was because that's what sludge slayer six, six, six.

Come on, man. The first thing that happens to me after an hour of driving around and saying, I can't park there. I can't park there. I'm not going to pull into this alley and park where this guy's waving me in. I like that doesn't seem smart. I have some money in my wallet because I brought some cash so that I could do the, you know, the buying of the drugs and fucking right away. Like 45 minutes to an hour and we the. Yeah. What do you think?

You're so suspicious. Right, I didn't think I was that suspicious. Are you circling around the same pharmacy? Basically the same block. He was driving around the same block for an hour in a rental car, in a rental car right over the border. The most, he was somehow the most suspicious guy in Tijuana. Yeah, he's driving around. I get pulled over

by the Mexican police. I get out of your car. Do you speak Spanish? And I said, no, he's like, I don't even speak English. He's like, you gotta, uh, yeah. Ran a snob sign. You gotta respect the stop signs. And uh, I was like, okay, he's like, can you get out? He searches me when I get out. Nothing. I don't have anything on me. Like, you got pulled over for running a stop sign.

That's what he says. I don't think I know. I think he pulled them over because he was fucking suspicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The reason other than to just say, hey, you're super suspicious. So he gave us a bullshit reason. He searches me personally finds nothing Run a red light or rather run a stop sign. I don't have anything on me at all He took my wallet. He looks at my wallet and he hands it back to me and then he's like, can we search the car? I'm like, yeah, go ahead. You know, there's nothing in here. I just got this car. Yes, I know. Car. It's not mine. Nothing. They search the car. They don't find anything.

And they I believe think I'm a moron and they just let me go. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, yeah. I would have given them that impression. Yeah. No, I get that crazy idea. So I get back in the car and I'm like, shake it. I drive around the block two more times. Yeah. So just like this guy's just like pulled you over for doing this thing and you're like, all right, so I'm just going to pick up where I left off. What did you

think like a parking lot was just going to all of us materialize? I thought that they're looking for a parking spot, like someone to pull out and then you'd be able to do street parking. Yeah. Or like a sign that I understood because there were places it felt like I was I thought that they're looking for a parking spot like someone to pull out and then you'd be able to do street parking Yeah, or like a sign that I understood because there were places it felt like I could park But you didn't really know what any of the signs meant and everywhere that I could park Looked scary to me. Like it wasn't like a place that I would park my car Oh So you mean like the parking around the pharmacies that are there? Specifically for people coming

over the border to buy a list of drugs and bring them back into America was a little bit sketchy. To tell you the truth. You don't say Okay, yeah. So I am like, fuck this. I'm out of here. You know, it's a failure. I'll just leave and go back to right through the board. You'll rip right through the border just like you did on the way through right? You just roll right through. Yeah. You'll rip right through the border, just like you did on the way through. Right. You just roll right through. Yeah. So I'm at the border. And first of all, you actually got nose annex.

Nose annex. I was there for two hours. I think it's actually good. I think it's good that he got nose annex. Well, listen to what happened. So first of all, I'm waiting at the border in the traffic line and people are trying to sell me stuff and I have to keep saying no and they're like, no, you should have rolled down the window and said Xanax. I thought about it at one point, but I was like, you know what, fuck it.

And so I get through the gate past the people that are selling you stuff across the border and For a US Border Patrol and I'm like these guys are gonna fucking love me. They're just gonna flip, you know Skip on by well, they didn't they said can we look at your car? Can you? Hey, can you stop for a minute? I'm like, yeah, and they're like and what are you doing out here? And I was like not yeah. And they're like, and what are you doing out here? And I was like, Very valid question. Yeah. Great question. Yeah. Great question. You have an Ohio driver's license, rental car, and you're in Tijuana. That's interesting. I said I was going to take a walk is what I told him. I was, I never been to Mexico. I thought I'd come over and take a walk in Tijuana. And they didn't believe you. And then you're like, showed them your, you're like, no, look, you like show them your Twitter. You're like, show them how much you walk around Ohio. I should have, but I said, all I do is walk. So they were like, see, you went to Tijuana

for two hours and you just took a walk. And I was like, uh, I didn't take a walk. I actually did not get out of my car. And the guy was like, well, that's, that's probably good. Uh, so then I did get that confirmation that I made one right decision But then they went and got the dog and they searched the goddamn car again Because what you did was so suspicious Right like cry like you're like, you believe the most Saying that you can't cross the border to take a leisurely walk when you're that close to the border is fucking crazy You are not that close to the border is fucking crazy. Well, first of all, you are not that close to the border. So if they if they looked into it and found your hotel information,

they would see that you travel. I almost wondered. Also, the police might have called the border and said, Hey, we pulled over this guy. Watch out for this guy. He's definitely here. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Like, please, please. This guy, here's his license plate number. He's very suspicious. They're asking me. Extremely sweaty. He's sweating all over. Oh, like please please this guy. Here's his license plate number. He's very suspicious

They're asking me dream. I'm sweaty. He's sweating all over. Oh, yeah, and they're asking me like a million questions Like so you just walk huh? What you do for a living and I was like, um, I'm Yeah, this is that's a terrible question for you Well, do you know like fucking there fucking there's guys, there's like guys who are like into like certain things, you know, Aeroid, you've heard of, you know, audio files, you know, Tom and bunny. Well, I'm saying I'm trying to make it seem as normal as possible. So after I say podcast, I'm like, you know what comedian is like, Oh, how do you deal with a heckler? And I'm

fucking terrified at this point. I know that there's nothing in the car and I know that I don't have anything with me. I didn't even bring weed with me or anything. I had nothing with me. Cause that was- You also know that you oftentimes when you're performing get dominated by hecklers

and you don't know how to deal with them. So you really had no idea how to answer this question. So he goes, they search the car, everything's fine. There's nothing in there. They're like, you know, stop being weird or whatever. They had this like real attitude of like, man, you are, I don't know what's going on with you. So they let me go. I'm waiting in the line. That can't be that abnormal for you that people are like, I don't know what this guy's deal is. Like, that's the first time that you felt comfortable in the whole conversation.

I'm a fairly normal guy. That's what I, I figured they were going to see me and think like, Oh, this guy is like some fucking weird dad that likes taking walks in neighborhoods. That's what I thought they were going to think. How would they like, did you tell them about your daughter? Like, how do they, how would they even know? I didn't tell them. Yeah. How would they get to dad?

Because I just look like one. I have the look. No, you don't. You don't. You don't actually look like you don't look like a dad at all. I look like a father of a 19 year old daughter. I know you definitely don't look like that. You definitely don't look like you're a father of a grown up. Yeah. You don't even own a collared shirt, Brian, like you're there's. Yeah. I tried to buy one when I was in up. Yeah. My gray hair is. So you don't even own a collared shirt, Brian. Like you're, there's.

Yeah. I tried to buy one when I was in LA and I just didn't find my style. Okay. Well, exactly my point. Well, your style is one without a collar or sleeves. Yeah, exactly. Collared sleeves right now. Yeah, take off the hoodie.

You got sleeves on under that hoodie? Yeah, I do, I do. I got a thermal on under it. But anyway, I get Your shirt into your pants. Oh, I fucking could never There I do it. I do it. But I only do it for cool. Like when I go to take Milo up for a walk early in the morning, I tuck it in underneath my like sweatshirt or whatever, because it keeps Warmer, you know, like if it keeps, keeps the heat. I have a cowboy shirt, but it makes me feel fat. I'm looking, I'm in a, a market for a new cowboy shirt. Actually. It's like a dad is really the whole point. I'm doing this thing where

Gwen doesn't want me to do it, but I got a pair of jeans and I was like, I think I'm going to get a cowboy shirt for when I have to dress up nice. And then I almost bought a big belt buckle too, like this big of a, and I was like, I'm going to start wearing that for when I have to dress up nice. Cause I had a situation, uh, right in January where I had to go out to dinner and they decided, Hey, let's go to a fancy steak house. And I looked at the dress code and I was like, I can't, I don't think I can go there. Like I don't have the clothes to go there. So I went shopping, didn't find anything.

And I'm finally just, so wait, can we back up a second? Cause for Gwen's graduation, which is arguably sort of like a bigger moment than just like, you know, going to a stakeout, you weren't going to buy nice clothes for Gwen's graduation, but you were going to buy nice clothes to go to a steakhouse. Well, I, yeah, because it's a dress code. There's no dress code at the graduation. What did you wear to the graduation?

Blue lemon shorts and a t shirt and a hat. The way I dress every day. Was that whatever like everyone else's kind of cash as well? Or what people dressed up some people didn't, you know, okay. So I was like, so I it shook me to my core that it was like, oh shit, you know, if I get invited to a dinner, I, I like actually don't have anything to wear. So I went to the mall and looked, I didn't find anything. Long story

short, I wore a fucking flannel. It was all okay. But now I'm like, I need to get a look for formal events. You know what we should consider Cowboy, how about this? How about because we we have somebody that we know on the podcast How about we consult him about that a certain Jesse Thorne? Oh, I love Jesse Thorne He would probably not pick the right clothes for me because I'm looking like I want to look like a cowboy No, but you told him what you wanted to look like. He could, he could help you out with some styles that would like fit your body well and make you look good.

You know what I mean? Like I think it would be worth having a quick conversation with him. He seems pretty open to sharing advice on that type of thing. Yeah. But so I get to the border booth. So you're not even at the, you're not even at the booth yet. I checked you in the line. Yeah. It just in the back of the line. I get to the booth. The guy fucking searches me again, runs the dog

through the car, checks in the back seat, all that stuff. And he's like asking me what I do for a living. And here's the thing. I just crossed the border into Canada. It was pleasant both ways, back and forth, very pleasant crossing. It's not always the case, I will say, as somebody who's crossed the border a number of times, is they can give you a hard time on that every now and then as well. I also just wonder why would they be more strict at the Mexican border than the Canadian border? I don't know. I wonder why, Brian. I wonder why that would be.

Well, I think it's the flow of illicit drugs. It has a lot to do with that. But also, God, how fucking lucky are you? Like genuinely? How lucky are you that you did not find any Xanax? Pretty lucky. I felt like lucky. So when you were planning this out, you didn't foresee that as a possibility that you'd get the Xanax and then they would search you on the way back. I didn't search me because I don't think I look suspicious. Oh my you do. I don't you do. Brian, you look, I'm sorry. It's good to look suspicious. It means you're cool. It means you're cool. Well, I am cool. You look like a 43 year old man that does drugs. Yeah, you look like someone who would go and get drugs in Mexico

and then try to come back through the border. That's what you're when you're going over the Mexican border with an Ohio driver's license in a rental car. You are 1000% getting searched. A hundred million. I didn't think that. If I saw you in Ohio walking down the street, I would say that looks like the kind of guy who would go to Los Angeles and take a trip in a rental car over Mexican border to get

Xanax. That's what I would say without even knowing you. Maybe I misunderstood like, because what I want to say. He misunderstood the Reddit posts about it. After all of that saying maybe I misunderstood. Maybe Reddit posts about it. After all of that, saying maybe I've made a mistake. You made a mistake. Yes. Maybe I have been Googling like more about how like what part

of Mexico to go to to do it. Like I should. And another thing I should have walked over the border that was the key they they would have searched you still man they would have put it in a place they couldn't find you're gonna put the Xanax up your ass well what what did you mean by that yeah I don't know. Maybe in my underwear, just in my underwear. Oh yeah. Right. Your underwear that's often has a huge hole ripped in the front of it. Any of my dad, none of that happened on the flight. I have to, I have to push back

against this narrative that I'm bad on a flight. Cause I was great on this. I think you shoving the Xanax in the front of your pants and then it immediately falling down your pant leg at the or that, or I have a square box imprint where my dick is supposed to be. Yes. Oh, you have them. You keep them in the box. When you take them out, I mean in my mind, that's what I would do. This guy's dick looks really square. This guy is the worst smuggler of drugs ever. You remove them from the box at the very least when you bring them through. So yeah, that was the only real big event that happened. But once they searched you they let you

through that last search they let me through and you can't believe how fucking calm I felt I like I was like when I got there I was like holy fucking shit I know that feeling for sure because I have brought brought drugs on a plane before when I was flying somewhere to do time and I do that all the time. And I wasn't able to get drugs where I was going. Just weed, I mean. But I thought that all the time. Yeah, I do that all the time. But it was when it would have been a big deal, you know, when I got in trouble and it was

like a small amount. But that feeling when you get through and you've done it is a great feeling of relief. Yeah, TSA, that's the other thing with TSA. They don't ever see me as suspicious and they just wave me through.. That's why I thought like, maybe I don't look suspicious anymore because like other don't you have, you have pre you have a pre check, but they still can pull you over and a reason they don't pull you over is because you have pre check. I know. And cause you're flying domestic. It's way different going over a border that it is just flying Columbus to LA or whatever.

That's a good point. You're right about that. Sometimes you make some good points guys. If you got arrested for this. Yes, I can imagine. I don't even know what would have been like where you would have like where you would have been in trouble in Mexico or would you have been in trouble in like, you know what I mean?

Like where would you be in America? I believe. Yeah. In the end, I think the Mexican police were going to take, say, here's a ticket. Pay me this much and you can go. I think I think basically I'd be in a jail. How much Xanax was your plan to buy? Yeah, like 30 bars. Well, they probably wouldn't have got you for trafficking then most likely but no 30 gotten possession

30 bars, I don't know anything about Xanax. So if you guys do Know I mean I don't really but send me a message Should I be alarmed that Brian was looking to buy 30 Xanax bars. Well, I was going to give some away too. OK. So I wasn't going to take them all. I'm very careful about not getting back in that situation. You know what I mean? That's why I don't have a hookup here. That's why I don't have a hookup anywhere.

Yeah. Because I'm very good at it. I'm very careful about that kind of stuff. Because I know that if I have access to something, that I will do it all. I've already been there. But let's do some of stuff. Because if I know that if I have access to something that I will do at all, I've already been there. But let's, let's do some guys stuff. 33 minutes in. Good story, though, I will say it. I think it was a lot of hype for it. And I think probably

it's people are going to feel like it delivered. Well, I'm glad that you I'm just glad you didn't get arrested at the order. That's a bad place to get arrested by me too. I agree. I'm glad I didn't either. I learned a lesson. Uh, this is from our swingers is from mysterious key two 68 and it's words of encouragement for newbies.

So, uh, this is something about this is kind of creepy to me. You guys might be newbies to the lifestyle. So we're going to go ahead and take a look. I am. I'm thinking about getting into it. You sure are? Are you considering it? What's it?

I wonder what it's like out in Calgary. Ah, I don't know. It's probably pretty, it's probably, this is probably very swingy out here. Oh, I think there would be swingers. I think there'd be swingers out in Alberta. Definitely. Cold outside. You know, you got, let's like, snowing a shitload today.

It was, you know, people got to, people got to get inside and, and. Hey, it's, it's cold outside, but it's warm inside my wife's pussy. Yup. That's right. That's the ad we put in the paper. Kinetic. K-N-E-T-I-C club. Calgary's finest, fully licensed and most inclusive lifestyle club.

Oh shit. I didn't even know there was a lifestyle club here. That's good. And we've discussed, is there one in Vancouver? I don't have, did you look it up? Cause I haven't yet looked it up, but here's one definitely. I feel like there used to be. I feel like I remember I heard, heard rumors about that, but it maybe doesn't exist anymore. I mean, there was obviously like sin city for a while. That was like they had club nights and stuff like that. Oh yeah, Club Eden it's called. Oh yes, yes. Where is Club Eden? I feel like I've never looked this up when I was on in a previous episode of Guys. It's very familiar. I feel like it is, I guess it's underground.

Oh, they just do events though. They don't have like a club. They don't have like a regular club because yeah And I guess it's underground stuff, but it's definitely not something It's like out in the open in Vancouver. No, it's not like privada This like yeah has Oasis we don't have that Vancouver there is this though John or Chris if you need it I forget John's in Calgary, but there is this thing Club Pendulum the Pendulum Society in Vancouver Chris, if you need it, I forget Johnson Calgary, but there is this thing club pendulum, the pendulum society in Vancouver, a woman swinging on a cartoon woman swinging on Maple Ridge. Oh, that's not exactly.

I might be in a barn that might be in a barn Brian farmland my friend. You don't let you in with sweatpants so you wouldn't be able to go. They don't let anybody in with sweatpants. That's the thing. But my sweatpants look like regular pants. So they would let me over my with my lulu lemons as well. You'd wear your lulu lemons. Your ABCs.

Yeah, ABCs can pass for a dress. Oh, ABCs for sure. Yeah, yeah, that's all I wear. So they would never catch me. So anyway, let's look into this here. Oh, this is like the lockers with the skulls on them. That's some words of encouragement. Well, they have lockers and you know who would be impressed by those lockers.

Tom and Buddy. Tom would love them. He loves lockers and chairs. Oh, that guy. OK, so here's some words of encouragement. My wife and I are still very new to the lifestyle scene. And we just had our first experience slash foursome over the weekend. Now, me and Chris have often complained that they don't tell you what they do when they Yeah, they like talk about it.

And then they just like they basically like if to borrow from Seinfeld, they yada yada over the most important part. I know you guys don't know when you read like if they had a foursome is this a swapping force? Yeah, like are they are they? Yeah, are they doing a in both holes and one guys up there do it? They never discuss any of the sexual I think that's like by design like they that's like not something you're meant to do in the not classy. It makes the lifestyle seem more classy and that's all they want. That's why no sweatpants at this venue

It's like really everybody's walking around with their fucking dicks and pussies out. But like you're not My best friend's wife asshole this weekend. Yeah. Yeah, but you're not under our sweatpants She and I spent a solid two months discussing our desires and boundaries down to the most minute details So when we finally met a couple that we were into, we'd be as mentally prepared as possible for whatever situation we found ourselves in. I cannot stress enough how, how important this period of discussion was to having an incredible first experience. Makes sense. Makes sense that you would want to like, you know, you don't want to have anything come up in the moment. And then it makes it really awkward and uncomfortable. Yeah, we met a couple for drinks on Saturday and

instantly knew that they were down to play. They were super kind, hot as fuck and just really good people. We were so happy that we didn't jump on the numerous propositions we had from other couples who we were kind of on the fence about. Our patience paid off big time. After we had a couple of drinks, we went back to their house where we shared a bottle of wine and started chatting, not just about sex. I wish that... Now I want to know what that conversation was. Like what they're talking about life and you know just talking about maybe like, you know, the horrors of like happening in Gaza right now. That is, of course the chatter quickly shifted to the range of paddles and toys we brought

along and it wasn't long before we have both wives bent over the sofa, giving them a solid spanking. I've never seen that. I guess that people have that as like a fetish or whatever. That does nothing for me whatsoever. Spank. Either side of that. Yeah, just it doesn't.

I see no appeal to that whatsoever. It seems like silly, like comical, like, you know what I mean? Like it seems like, yeah, like childish or whatever. I'm going to spank your hind end. Something like that. For my wife this was an absolute dream come true and our number one fantasy was finally fulfilled. Then the play shifted focus to swapping partners which I might add was not our original goal when we first started discussing our boundaries months prior. But as our boundaries evolved through discussion, we finally came to the conclusion

that we'd actually really enjoy being with another man and woman. We both love watching each other get fucked by other people. It was amazing to see another man just lose his mind while fucking my wife. I don't know. Yeah. I was going psycho mode on my wife's pussy. Well, that is a real you're right. This is like unheard

of we do talk about a lot of nasty shit, but we I don't know that we've ever heard somebody describing it this way. What they're doing. Nobody. They're like, what snacks should we bring to the gangbang? They don't talk about what's going on in the gang bang. They talk about the ham sandwiches or whatever because they're newbies. They're newbies. So they don't know yet. Yes, they don't get that. This is day class. A yeah, because it was amazing to see another man just loses mind while fucking my wife. She has a gorgeous pussy and ass and I was super proud to share her

and watch both the husband and wife go to town on her. She has a super nice pussy. Her pussy is unbelievable. I've never heard gorgeous pussy. Yeah. Hey bro, are you enjoying my wife's gorgeous pussy right now or how's that going for you? Standing at it like pointing at it like a car. Now that's a pussy. That's a gorgeous

pussy hey no no go ahead go around back try try the back what's that a uh what's that a 1987 is that a 188 she got a pretty nice pretty nice ass as well to turn up the radio starts messing with her clitoris she fucking loved every second i too had such a good time playing with the other woman that I'd like to think I gave her a really excellent experience. OK, we fucked and played for three hours. None of us realized how much time had passed until everyone was super spent and on empty. So what is that? Yeah, because this is interesting to me because, listen, I mentioned in the beginning that I've been having a little bit of sex for the purpose of getting my baby

born. It seems to me personally that when I'm done the sex, you know, and it doesn't take me three hours, it would be impossible for it to take three hours, I would have to stop for two hours and 45 minutes. So once I finished, you know, then it's very hard for me to continue or whatever. So like, what are they doing for three hours? How do they maintain interest for three hours? I guess is the way you would think of it.

How can you, I guess a lot of edging, right? Maybe they're 19 years old. But I doubt that. Yeah, there's very, very infrequently are swingers young. They're almost always. Yeah, they're almost always older people. But yeah, that does seem it seems hard to do that for that long. They're on drugs that I'm sure they're on the pills too. You gotta remember these guys. I mean, I don't know if

they're doing coke, but they're definitely on Viagra and stuff like that, which, because we heard from Tom, like you can just keep fucking going. Actually, it did just read a thing today where a guy was disappointed that Viagra didn't shorten his refractory period. So that was interesting. We had me. We fucked and played for three hours. None of us realized how much time had passed until everyone was super spent and on empty. We enjoyed a nightcap together before heading home. They told us that this was their first time with another couple as they had only had experiences with single men. Oh, Single men. Oh, so no, they had a great time. They're like, finally, we don't have to how did they even know how do you find yourself in that corner of the lifestyle where you're messing with single men? I know. Like, are you answering your fucking bet your dick? That guy might be a straight

cockled. Yeah, I guess. You know what I mean? He's in your house. But he might be a cockled. He's a cockled and he's looking for what do they call them? What do they call them? A bowl. Maybe a bowl to ravage his hot wife. I feel like a bowl is different than a single guy. Yeah. I mean, he's still a single guy. You know, I don't even know if he is occupied. A bowl is just, I think anyone that like fucks your wife, right? Yeah. Anyone who fucks your wife and they don't they could be single or no, or they could be in a relationship.

I think a bowl, even if a bowl is a single guy, though, I think he's a bowl first and a single guy second. And you guys could get, you get anyone who's in the lifestyle. There's a couple of people who listen to the podcast who are in the life. What do you think? I got something I can teach you now. That's a race. No, you are valid. The person who's listening right now and is in the lifestyle. Don't listen to Brian. There's nothing wrong with that. Well, we brought a new guy back a guy from months ago. Chris, if you'll remember, is this a hip Christian guy? This is Kelly K. Oh, Kelly K. He, uh, he rules the backstage environment of Wang Chung with an iron fist. This is the gentleman who used to be the manager for Wang Chung. What is that?

Well, they... Oh, like the band Wang Chung? Oh, the band Wang Chung. Oh, the band Wang Chung. Yes. Oh my God, okay. I thought you were talking to like, there was like a venue called that or something. No, God called him to manage Wang Chung.

Wang Chung, and he had a lot of power because there'd be people coming in the back, like they want to meet Wang Chung and he's the guy who gets to decide who's going to meet Wang Chung. And one lady was kind of a smart ass to him and he was like you're not you're never gonna meet Wang Chung. This is not the way to meet Wang Chung. I'll tell you that for free. This video is called how I gave up porn for good.

Let's see if Kelly can help out the porn people in this world. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, get ready because we have a few rubbing his fingers together. Let's make sure that the volumes all the way up. It is. Somebody did mention, I wonder if there is any way that the volume is a little bit low on the stuff that we play. And I think that it is, if there is any way way but what I will say to you Brian is Just send it to me and then I'll just compress it and then I'll be able to raise it up Okay, so yeah, we could do it that way as well. But yeah, so hopefully it's okay and you guys can hear it But we apologize. We'll get it. We'll get it sorted. Yeah, I don't know if it's stream yard or something It's all it is stream yard. It is stream yard. Okay

Good one here today. Can you help me quit watching adult content? Please tell me what to do. First, I'd like to applaud your openness and vulnerability. That's the first step in conquering this right there. Because you're not the only one struggling with this. But the devil wants to make you feel like you are. And he wants to make you feel so ashamed that you don't ever ask for help or talk to anyone about it. Because he knows freedom is totally possible for you. So what I'm gonna do freedom you're telling me what I can watch. Not fair. And that's not exactly for I think freedom is watching porn. True. Good point. Today is I'm just going to share with you what helped me get through. Oh, you used to watch this was a major struggle in my life as well.

But I can tell you tilted at an unbelievable. This is not joyfully tell you that I have one problem. Tilted at an unbelievable angle, by the way. This is not your usual just off kilter hat tilt. This guy's going 40, 45 degrees here. And he's got a flat brim to the side. It's like tilted all different directions. It's a really, really bad look. Really bad. It's almost over his one eyebrow. It's very low on his head as well. Yeah, just a brutal. It's really, really bad. Look, really bad. It's almost over his one eyebrow. Like it's very low on his head as well. Yeah. Just not a good load. Just

a brutal look. By the way, he used to strut. When he says that I used to struggle with this. You can picture that it's him in front of a computer fucking feverish, like just masturbate like, you know, that's what he's talking about. This is, that's what he struggled with to like suicide girls or whatever, because he's like kind of a hipster guy. He's got the labray piercing to Oh, he's a hamster. He probably drinks a little crotch. PR percent set free from the chains and addiction to pornography.

And I'm praying for you today that that is your testimony as well. So how did I get this horrible addiction out of my life for good? It all starts with a change of mind and change of perception. The first step is like the camera angles are just constantly changing, but he's only just like this. He's just switching from side to side. It's a side to side. And then it's just he's just a vertical video.

You know, it's a vertical video like set up like a short on YouTube, but it's not a short. So it's eight minutes of, I guess, him just going like this. Talk. It's just keep switching back and forth. Now, I'm picturing the person he made this for being like really trying to get over, you know, pornography addiction. But then he's bisexual, the guy, and he fucking starts getting horny watching this video. And then he pulls it out and starts fucking jerking it.

I'm also picturing the person that he made this for and he doesn't exist. This is something very real possibility. Yeah. Bell starts with the change of mind and change of perception. The first step is you have to repent, but you have to know what repent means first. I know what it doesn't mean that you feel so awful and ashamed for doing this that you change your direction because you just feel so bad. That is not repentance. Oh, you see Romans 2, 4 tells us it's the goodness of God that leads us to repentance, not the shame shamefulness of you Repent means to change your mind and change your direction But if you okay, so something I'm gonna do here is I'm gonna go back and forth between two videos

Okay Because I have another one I want to get into where you know, we're 50 minutes in and I just want a little bit of You know comparison here. so Tom and Bunny got some stuff in the mail recently. Regular sort of mail stuff, like lip rolls and things like that I would imagine. Offers. Unboxing the Motor Bunny roller travel case so if you want to bring your Motor Bunny.

Now Motor Bunny and I feel like that probably happened to her this past weekend. roller travel case. So if you wanna bring your- Motor bunny. Now- Motor bunny. And I feel like that probably happened to her this past weekend. Oh yeah. They call her the motor bunny. I wonder, yeah, cause this is, they're gonna make some reference to it, but like, yeah, but this is not,

they don't have anything to do with this product, obviously. They get it in the mail and it's funny, they've made like four videos about it, cause there's also Doc Johnson, vacuum lock attachment for the Motor Bunny which what do you mean that's it's just called the Doc Johnson vacu-lock I'd have to look up what it is that's got my back one of my yeah all right Tom and Bunny and today good sound good. Hey everyone, we're Tom and Bunny from Tom and Bunny.com.

And today we're going to be doing an unboxing. Now you know and follow. Could you bring it? Think you bring the microphone into the room. Just bring it into the same room that you're in or what's going on here. I love their dining room right now. Unbelievable number of liquor bottles. These guys are liquored up constantly.

Now this is kind of interesting though, because this is not video, right? We won't be putting this out on video. I mean, it depends on if you guys care, we can put it out on. It doesn't matter. I don't mind putting it out on video. But so, so they're really far away from the camera, like so much further than they normally are because there's a big dining table in between them. And it just, it's really the setup that they have here is bizarre. And, and I guess those are the things beside them. Like are

those the things that they're unboxing? I mean, it looks like it. Yeah. It's called the buck and it looks like it's called the motor bunny buck and the motor bunny and they're Sibians for I was gonna say it. I was picturing they were saying travel case and I was like, okay, wait a second. But then yeah, these are definitely Sibians.. So I see. So so they already have the Motor Bunny Sibbians. Oh, yeah, they've had them. They've had them forever. Those things are like, if you were to if you were to smell that, you would tell us well worn. But but so they're unboxing a travel case so they can bring their fucking Sibian with them

when they travel to sex clubs abroad. Okay. That's what it seems like. Yeah. Getting through customs. I can't wait to see. Now I'm so excited about what the travel case looks like. Cause these are big things. They're huge. You would have to check these on the airplane You know, you're checking this is not gonna fit under your seat as a personal item No I have to fly with it as long as you sit on it. You have to fly with it, but you have to put it on top of your seat. And you have to turn it on. After the whole flight. Bunny takes the four hour motor bunny travel challenge.

You imagine what they would do if they could get a private jet. I mean, Brian, put this put this image, please, on the for the audio version. So even, you know even people who are listening can come and look at this. People get so mad when Tom is looking at Bunny a little bit. This is a picture of him looking at her. She looks happy and Tom's probably messed up. She flubs because sometimes Bunny will flub. When let's call it well when bunny does this known as honest

mistake yeah Tom is like well Tom's like a perfectionist but he's like so bad himself that's what's crazy but normally a perfectionist is like capable yeah yes they are. So, in case you don't know about the Motor Bunny, let's just say it is a marital aid with lots of power. It's on steroids. Now, Bunny is because of our videos, she has tried a lot of different aids. Oh. And Motor Bunny. Because of your and motor videos. I mean, I think she would be maybe doing it if it weren't for the videos, but I get what he's saying. He's saying that because

they have to like for their audience, they have to showcase all these different products and for video watchers and for John and Chris, I want to point out that the paint Is way chipped on the motor bunny on the right the motor bunny on the right has seen a fair bit of Snatch Look at it fucking looks like It's worn it is actually worn it's great I also I don't know what I expected, but I like that there's little cutouts so you can carry the motor bunny like you don't have to just pick it up and hug it or whatever. I'm just just if you could just it's a weird time to bring it up. I want to talk

about the motor bunny, but my phone might ring because the midwives are, so I just, I might ha a second. Okay. Expectati and she always refers peo And you know the great th Not only does it come wit They do have an app that your home. So therefore s be across the country and you. What it on your phone. So therefore, somebody else can be across the country

and controlling it for you. What? That's true. That's not the practical use of that, I don't think, but you know. So somebody could just like be fucking with you. Like, like, or but I just, but first off, Tom and Bunny always traveled together. Yeah, it would never be something they would use, you know? No. Well, they, I mean, they probably use it. No, no, I mean, they wouldn't use the remote thing. Yeah.

The app. If you are interested in Motorbunnies or want more information, check out Motorbunny.com. We'll be figuring it out. But meanwhile, you know, just realizing they have a Motorbunny neon sign. I didn't know. Yeah, I don't know where they got that.

I have no idea. Wait, wait. So listen, he says they always... We always refer people to Motor Bunny. It's their favorite. And they have a lit up Motor Bunny sign behind them. I think they might be in bed with Motor Bunny. You know what I mean?

Like I think that they might be getting some money from Motor Bunny is my thought. This is a perfect screenshot as well, Brian. As you can see, as Tom puts the box on the table, the arrows are very clearly marked. Very clearly. He thinks they mean the arrows point at the table that you're supposed to put. Yeah, but the text is upside down, all of the images. Yeah, he's put it upside down on the table. He's put it upside down on the table. And I know that I'm a bit of an expert.

I used to work in a warehouse. Me too, me too. Putting boxes on the trucks. So maybe, you know, Tom doesn't have that experience, but... I did that as well. I loaded boxes. Brian, you ever work in a warehouse? Load box on the truck.

I did, but they wouldn't let me load the boxes on a truck and I wouldn't let me be picking track. I had I just made the boxes. They wouldn't let you load the boxes on the truck. They literally wouldn't let me. That is that's the dumb guy job. Yeah. Yeah. All they let me do. I didn't think there was a job below that.

Box maker. I just stood there all day. They bring me a big thing of boxes and I just fold the boxes and put them on a conveyor. Fold the box. Put it on a conveyor. That's all I did. That's all I've ever... Oh my god. Gotcha. What's this guitar? We're guitar in the background. Brian just changing the subject. Yeah. What's up with this guitar?

My warehouse work is spotty. To tell you the truth. Like it was it. They really didn't have faith in me. Like at all. That's I wasn't. I drove the forklift, baby. I was.

They were. Oh, God. They would have fucking the place with every single person there would have to quit before they let me drive. I never got to forklift. I got to forklift and I actually this is going to blow your fucking minds. Forklift. I got the forklift and I actually this is gonna blow your fucking minds. I actually rose to the position of lead hand at the warehouse. One of the warehouses that I worked at, which was in charge of everybody out in the warehouse. So I don't want to brag. But yeah, you're pretty good at the warehouse game. I think that I was sleazy and stupid in the end. Well, speaking of lead hand, let's get back to Tom and Bunny here. Thought I was sleazy.

Come on, Troy, unbox this. All right. So we're going to unbox it off camera so we don't bore you. Wow, that's... The whole point of unboxing videos is to do the unboxing. Yeah, what are you talking about? What do people want to see? They want to see you open the fucking box. That's the purpose of the boxing.

Yeah. Well, they don't want to bore you with open box. In the box that they didn't want us to see, like there had to be a reason why they wouldn't,. Cause yeah, unboxing is literally you watch people open the box. I think they're just is so ignorant, John. I think they just don't understand how to make a video at all. Why put the, here's, here's something I'm wondering. And this is just, they put the logo on the case. Yeah. That's traveling. That is, you know, when they send you used to back in day when they would send you porno magazines, they will put it in like, I'm sorry, I didn't ever do

it. But I knew that they did. When they when when you were a subscriber of a porno magazine, it would come in like a brown paper like things that you can't see. So people might think it's people Magazine or Us Magazine or Metal Hammer or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think that's a pretty standard thing when you're sending sex related stuff or whatever that it comes in like a non-discreet kind of, you know.

These guys have whatever. These guys have a roller backpack that says Motor Bunny. Yeah, cause you're coming through, this is a full, for those of you who are just listening, this is like a full on piece of rolling luggage basically. And it says right on the front of it, the big logo that says motor bunny. So you're just going to be rolling through the fucking airport and someone's going to go motor bunny and they're going to like look that up if they don't know what it is. And then they're going to immediately know that you're a disgusting pervert.

And honestly if it's gonna have the motor bunny logo on it you might as well just carry the motor. Yeah just carry it. Just carry it. This would be like you know how they always say like oh on your credit card statement like this will read as a different thing like this would be like your credit card statement's just in capital. Like this man paid for porno, like capital letters on your credit card statement. This is basically the equivalent. Cause it's also, you would be curious too, not just because of the weird name Motor Bunny,

but the shape of the luggage is very weird. Yeah, it's a little like if I saw someone, if I saw someone with that in the airport, I'd be like, oh, that's a weird shaped piece of luggage. And I'd be like, Oh, motor bunny. What's that? Like there's a multiple reasons why you would be suspicious of that piece of luggage for sure. You might even get stopped. You might even get stopped as a result of having that with. Yeah. I think you're easier going through TSA, just putting the motor bunny on the, I agree. And just that's like it's a fucking

thing I sit on and my husband you know plays with my pussy. So we've got it all in box and this is there's something interesting about them. I'm looking at something about the motor bunny Bach which is the one they have right there. It seems to me like there's a penis that comes up. What? Yeah, like up the top, there's like a thing that comes out like a dildo or whatever that you can pop up the top of that. But I'm reading this review. It says the Motor Bunny Buck, it thrusts, it vibrates,

and it does it all in a ton of positions, but it has a price tag to match. So the people are saying this is a great product. It's quite expensive, but it's really good apparently Yeah, this seems better than this seems like they're doing better than Sibian this shit Just looked at how much it costs. Holy fucking shit, man Oh all of these cost so much money the Motor Bunny buck costs

1,650 dollars Do you think Tom Tom and buddy didn't pay for it? No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's no way they got these. I mean, you don't have a fucking motor bunny fucking neon sign behind you on your stream if you're not getting some kickbacks from Motor Bunny. So here's paid but still yeah, it's all these sex toy things are always so expensive. Like we you know, on block party, we always bring up the Venus for men and that thing is so expensive.

It's basically like a Sibian for dudes. And it's the same thing. I think it's like a thousand bucks or 1100 bucks or something. They know their audience and they know how horny they are. Yeah. And they're just like, they're putting them to the test. They're like, how horny are you? And then people are like, Oh, I'm real horny. how horny are you? And then people are like, Oh, I'm real horny. I'm on motorbunny.com now to see the, cause if you Google motor bunny, it has a link that says motor bunny versus Sibian. So we can find out real quick. So the, the Sibian's rotation is a point for HP.

I don't know what that means. But our point. Yeah. Motor bunny is 0.4 damage. Motor bunny is also 0.04 horsepower. So they're they're tied in that respect. But for rotation RPMs. Probably a lot of research went into that, I'm guessing. 0.4 is just the maximum amount

of pussy can handle. 0.5. Yeah, there was some injuries that happened in the testing of that. It's not a coincidence that Motor Bunny was like, maybe we just go the same amount of horsepower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is totally. But the Sibian's rotation RPM is zero to 150 RPM, while the Motor Bunny's is zero to 160 RPM. Oh, so that's, I don't know if that's good. RPM?

I guess. The vibration? I don't know if more is better though, do you know what I mean? Like I'm so ignorant on this that I don't know if that's a better or worse thing. It's being pitched as better. I will tell you. I think it's like the attachment, right? It's like the attachment can go like this.

It can go. It would just be faster. That's right. If it's 160 rotations per minute. It's got beautiful rotation RPMs they say. Vibration, horsepower, 0.059 horsepower while the motor bunnies is 0.08. Oh, that's a significant increase in horsepower on the what again?

Sorry vibration on the vibration. So that's going to that's going to really give you that. OK, that's going to really drill down in there. I'm interested to look up like what the, you know, the vibration RPMs are on, like my toothbrush or whatever, You know what I mean? The vibration horsepower 0.0059 for the Sibian while it's 0.08. Oh, I just did that one. Vibrations RPM is 6000 RPM for the Sibian, 7000 for the motorbunny. The weight of the Sibian is 18.56 pounds while the motorbunny's is 17.4 pounds. So I mean you could check that bag really easily. It's not very heavy. It looks heavier than it is.

External power adapter. Sibian? No. Motorbunny? Yes. Tie-ons? None. the, for the Sibian for the motor bunny. You get four stainless steel eyelets, extra. I don't know what that is. Can I don't either. I know I did extra attachments for the Sibian. It's 35 to $98 for the motor bunny. It's 1499 to 3499. Now here's the thing about that.

I don't want to stick anything. You don't want to stick something in somebody that's cheap, right? Attachments. Yeah, that's actually not that's not as a good point. You might want to, I might feel more comfortable with the $35 one going in my ass. Attachments for men, Sibian, none. Motor bunny. Yes. It just says yes. I mean, it does kind of feel like a Sibian attachment could be used for men. Like I don't think I don't know how it's laid out, but I think you maybe could put the attachment. Yeah. I just sort of feel like if you're a man and you're thinking, I want to put the

Sibian attachment in my ass, you could probably put the Sibian attachment in your ass. Sure. I think so. Yeah, here's included attachments. You get four on each one, but here's our attachments here. With the Sibian, you do not get a bad dragon attachment, but with the motor bunnies, there's 24 varieties of bad dragon attachments. Oh, what? No, and not, and you don't even get any on the city and vacuum lock attachments. None for the CBN for the motorbunny. Yes, 350 plus varieties of vacuum lock attachments. The CBN has a five year warranty and looks like the motorbunny doesn't have one which is a very odd thing to put on your website. No need for one. But they do have a satisfaction guarantee and the motorbunny and the one. But they do have a satisfaction guarantee

and the Motor Bunny and the Sibian both have a 45 day satisfaction guarantee. So, and the price for the Sibian, 13.45, Motor Bunny is 8.99. So, and also there is financing on the website. The Motor Bunny's not, that's not that much. Oh, that, I was looking at the buck, the buck is more. Yeah, and then it says,

uh, financing, Sibian. No motor bunny. Yes. So you can finance this. That's cool. Just talking to your financial advisor. I always bring this up when we talk about financing some shit, talking to your financial advisor. Oh, that's for my motor. All right. Let's just a little bit more here because I got a we got a new cruiser pack. Now one thing it did come in two pieces. What's going on with the bottom? It's the turned all the way up. I don't know. No, no, no, but just go back a second. Was that so we've got it all in box and this is their new cruiser pack. Now one thing it did come in two pieces the bottom, roller and handle mechanism. I snapped it all together and it comes apart.

So wait wait again that would be something to include in your unboxing video. How to put the product together. That's the whole thing. That's why people are, you know, why would you skip through that? That's a fair point, Chris. I would say that maybe the assembly should have been done on the screen, but Tom was probably cursing. Oh yeah. He probably took it so fucking long as well. He's like, well, the motherfucker couldn't put the box on the table? Five hours

Just as mad as you've seen a guy before Just red-faced just wow He's always read More like than usual yeah, just cussing like a dad looking at the motor on a broken car, you know? Yeah. Fucking piece of shit. I don't know why. Man, verify that. Now you can actually use this bag three different ways. You can use it on your wheels on the

wheels. You have a handle strap that you can use. And also a shoulder so you can carry over. Oh, a nice shoulder. And this is just that's just bags. And yeah, and that's common amongst bags. This is the biggest bag you've ever seen in your life. This bag has zippers on it. We've got a Velcro pouch on it. We've got a, we've got a Velcro pouch on here. This bag's got a, yeah, it's in, it's got an inside. You can put things in. That is, is such a Tom and bunny thing though. They do describe like, yeah, Oh, there's a lot of chairs in this. Yeah. The tables and chairs and like the bathroom is, is it got the bat? Yeah. They just described things that don't need description. And again, you'll never ever in your life, forget that club with all of those stools or the club where Tom said, uh, there's no trash cans because the workers come up and

grab your stuff as soon as you put it down. Like somebody's following around picking up your plum rags at this club. It's very classy. Yeah. The one where there was so many stools though. Yeah, that was like. That was like, I think about that sometimes just like you would span across and there was like a thousand stools in this place. I can't explain it.

The one I think about now is the really bad one in New Orleans where they're like, we have this section here. This is like, it is basically like a large coffee table with leather couches all the way around it. And they were like, uh, yeah, this is where like, there's an orgy and you can sit on the couch and watch. And I just like, for some reason, every time I just, it pops in my head. Sometimes like people are fucking and sucking on the table and just the couch is the couch all the way around is just full of single guys jerking off. Like I can't. Is that the one where the single guy threw

up? I know that that was that was at a party. That was at a that was at a house party where the single guy must have he just threw up in a foot in an orgy.y. This motor buddy website has hit me with chats and everything else. I'm going to go ahead and close that. All right. Just one more minute here. And the handle does pull up to your height levels. The other thing too, that it comes with our four little padlocks. That's kind of cool. It is. I love that though. Padlock. That's what he thinks is cool, John. Like he loves the lockers and you get your own padlock. He talks about it so much. The one sex club I watched, he was a video with you guys. He was very dialed in on the locker situation. He loves lockers and locks like when like he's like, that's actually

cool. Yeah. That's actually cool. The four padlocks. Can you back and I'm like, can we hear him say that again? You know what else I remember about Tom was that really nice sex club they went to and reviewed and there was this weird LED board where it was like made to look like a woman like dancing sex is very artistic and that was the artistic club and Tom said I stood by here and watch this a bunch of times I just think it's really neat it was just lights there was no woman there was nothing it was fucking crazy here. And the handle pulls up. And the handle does pull up to adjust to your height.

Again, just like Logged. The other thing too that it comes with are four little padlocks. That's kind of cool. It is. It's very, very cool. That's kind of cool. And now you speak my interest. Locks?

Did somebody say locks? Tom should be a locksmith. He would love that or become one of those guys that Cracks locks on YouTube. He's a little busy though. He's already a sex guy and he's a tow away guy He's a tow away guy. Yeah, I always forget they have another channel. They have another channel John I don't know if you realize no, they do tow It's like their main channel is as the tow away guys And I guess we've discovered that it's something where people will tow your like RV to a place. You know what I mean? Like, they don't own

a car or a truck. Exactly. So then they just have an RV. So it'll come in, like pick your car, your RV up and drop it off. They do that as well. Somebody will show up at your house and, and it's weird because if you like found out they're the tow way guys they call themselves tom and bunny so if you were to want to find tom and bunny oh my god yeah you would figure they would do everything they could to distance their real life business from their uh hey no they don't this sex club because they're not they're not embarrassed about it to them it's like this is a good way to be and everything and they're like proud of it.

Yeah. Right, okay. Very handy. Right. This one actually comes I believe in three colors. We chose the gray. Why did you choose the gray? They have black and they have a really,

really cool hot pink one, but. I wasn't gonna walk around with the hot pink. Yeah, make it look gay, Tom. Yeah, Tom is, Tom's like, I ain't no fruit. I, for a guy who's like, for a guy who's almost certainly had sex with men, he is like very, very over the top. At the very least, his penis has touched another man's penis. Oh, without a doubt, he's touched a guy, a guy's sucked him off or whatever.

There's just no way that you're traveling in those circles and living that kind of life and not at least given it a shot. At the very least, he's sitting in rooms naked with other guys. Like his thigh is probably, you know, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. You know, I'm saying it's gone further than that. I would bet my life on it. It's gone. Buddy would have to carry that thing around and I'm not going to let her do that. I'm not going to let her do that. I'm not going to let my wife have a hot pink piece of clothing. And I'm not going to let her carry it around because it's too heavy. It's not even very heavy.

No, I saw them lift it up. It didn't seem heavy. And we already saw the weight of it. It's light. It's 13 pounds or 17 or whatever. Which is perfect for... We still have the hard case. We do have the hard case and it's perfect for... We still have the hard case.

We do have the hard case and it's perfect for... Oh, you have two cases. ... you know, storing and everything, but it doesn't have a lot of room. Now this... How much room do you need? ... has a lot of room. Right.

So with the hard case, we had to carry that and we had to carry another bag to go with it. Oh my God. They're walking through the airport. Oh my God, they were fucking putting it in a hard case and then in a duffel bag. Motherfucker. People think they're like a touring band or some shit. They got their hard instrument cases.

Yeah, I just imagine you go to the special baggage counter and they're like, Oh, are you in a band? They're like, no, this is a motor bunny. No, but we're banned from a lot of nightclubs. This is so I can go wild in a hotel room wherever we land, I guess. But you can leave the motor bunny at home. All right. Yeah, I can't. I'm having trouble stopping, but we will stop in a minute. Now, this one, if you see here, it's

minute. Now this one, if you see here, it's a pouch over as three documents literally turned it around and it's a perfect square. So like I thought that it was just like a piece of luggage, you know, but it's a square. It's supposed to pack your clothes with it, Chris, you put your clothes and your like personal effects behind your sex saddle. I mean, this is so much, that side reveal of how deep this thing is was shocking.

I love it. If you're listening to the audio version of this picture, like a cooler, like, you know, something you get like a cooler on like, with a handle on wheels, it looks on wheels. It's looks like that. It's perfectly square and huge. It is so much bigger than what I took the Los Angeles and I packed for two weeks. It is like it's wild.

But and you're not putting your clothes in there with your your motor bunny. You'll smell like pussy juice. Well, that's what I'm saying, though. They probably do do that. Yeah, that's what I do. though. They probably do do that. Yeah, do not act like their clothes don't already smell like pussy juice. Everything smells like pussy juice. Smells like pussy juice. One each side and then one big one in the front.

Now, let's open this bad boy up. Let's do that. Yeah, I need to see the inside of this. I guess we could have unchecked it. Well, you could have unblocked it. So, you're going to open this up. Let's do that. Yeah, I need to see the inside of this. Well, you could have unlocked it. You're gonna open this up. Now the other thing that's very, very handy is it has an additional pouch in the inside. So you can unzip this. You can put all of your you can pull your attachments off. I knew he was gonna say attachments. Oh Now keep in mind we're only showing one attachment with the Motor Bunny buck we do have the original and the Motor Bunny buck

We're trying to keep it all PG so we're not pulling out all the attachments. So unfortunately some of the attachments are too nasty. All right, we're going to stop. Here's what I'll promise. I will. I will. I'm going to do the stream this week. I don't know if I'll have Chris. We'll see. But we will definitely watch the rest of this video. Because people that are watching the video are gonna love it. This bag is the is big. You could fit three weeks of clothes in this bag for sure. Just rolling around the fucking airport with a giant oversized piece of luggage that has fucking whatever bunny on the side of it. Like, I

would feel so embarrassed. Like, you know, I would be so worried walking around, like thinking everyone's looking at me and a lot of them would be. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, if it has the logo on it, I'm definitely searching that a hundred percent of the time. Like if I see the word motor bunny on a case, I'm fucking searching that a hundred percent of the time. Like if I see the word motor bunny on a case, I'm fucking searching that. You think it's, is that the name of their band? Like not to go back to that. You know what I mean? Like motor bunny is kind of like, like it could be a lot of different things. Like what is that? It sounds kind of intriguing or whatever, you know? All right. And we will see you next week with it's going to be guys

plus, but we don't know how often we're going have Chris for a little bit It's sad for me to say that but there will be guys plus and the stream and you know, Chris can come and go as he pleases since he lied about the due date and We will see you next week. Goodbye. Bye