Hamish & Andy - 2024 Ep 269 - Three Man Fact Shootout

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves.  1. ConCon biscuits call 2. Random Rob - 10 years on 3. Fact shootout 4. Speed undressing challenge 

A listener production. Activate your Internet because the Hey Mission and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Ahoy to me looping. Hamish. Okay, I'll get back around to you. Why?

Because I'm always looping. Ahoy to me double hand. Jack. Okay. Is this tennis shots? Oh, you're in the round. I'm an off string. Are we some kind of lasso?

Lasso? Or lasso? Lasso? Or lasso? No. Off string looping double hand. I feel like you were into this back in the day, Ham. Is it some kind of motorbike trick? Like a cool, like on a Harley?

Yo-yoing. Oh, yo-yoing. The different styles of yo-yoing. Looping is not catching it again. It just comes back around and flips back out. Double hand involves two yo-yos, one on each hand. And off string, probably the rarest style of yo-yoing. The string is not attached to the yo-yo.

How does it work? That is rare. And there's no string or yo-yo. Often referred to as mime yo-yoing. Well I think it involves disconnecting the yo-yo from the string so it enters into free-force spinning and then catching it with the string. Wow! Far out.

So you flick it up. Maybe you have to hold the string tight and it kind of lands back on the string. Then it spins back up. Wow. Ahoy also to Oscar, who is in Switzerland and he has used the very easy to use system, hamishandy.com, tell us what he's been up to. Ahoy, Hamish, Andy, and Jack.

Yeah, sorry, that one almost got away from me. I'm currently traveling through Switzerland with my fiance, I know, must be nice, and I thought you'd like to know a fun little fact I found out. Toblerone has decided to move most of its manufacturing to Slovakia, so they can no longer call their chocolate Swiss-made. Looks like the Swiss couldn't even handle the sharp corners of a Toblerone. Have a good day boys. And good luck to the Slovaks. Maybe they be up to the challenge.

Yeah, happy to take on the risk. So do they have to put the thing now in Toblerons that Apple products have, or it's like, you know, designed in California, made in China? I think that's exactly what they're doing. Conceived in Switzerland. Made in Switzerland. Yeah. Inspired by Switzerland.

Yeah, everyone inspired by it. Thank you Oscar. Jack, you'd be happy if the pressure continues to mount on your nemesis? They can make as many Toblerone's as they want. I just wouldn't choose it as a chocolate that I would eat. Okay. Today we start with this. There's a cool new conference no matter your beers.

Con Con. The conference so nice you can deduct it twice. Not entirely. But we've got, I mean, we've got huge news today. Everyone knows when it is. We'll announce that the tickets will be on sale tomorrow. Yeah. I'll announce that now.

I was like, we're recording this, yeah? Like're not doing a meeting anymore, are we? Tickets are on sale as of midnight tonight. Hang on. Do it properly. That was over talking. So you tease that you're going to announce that. Tickets are on sale as of midnight tonight. Wow. The announcement we've been waiting minutes for.

Tickets do go on sale midnight tonight at haemachinear.com. Haemachinear.com, $199. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.

That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. as of midnight tonight. Wow, the announcement we've been waiting minutes for. Tickets do go on sale midnight tonight at heymichanang.com. Heymichanang.com, $199 is the price and that obviously includes the welcome drinks. And that's two hours of drinking in that. Yep. And then the next day we have, as we discussed, biscuits for an hour, followed by the 10am session.

One hour of tea, coffee and biscuits. So there's a huge value there. Morning session, then there's the network, then there's a savoury meal, morning tea, back in for the second session. Then there's lunch where you'll be able to buy food from a food truck that will only invoice food that sounds, seems like office items. Yeah. So Dim Sim will be renamed Stapler or something like that.

Six pack of pens or something. And then back in for the afternoon session, which at this stage looks like it's absolutely greenlit to go ahead. That is a three hour session. Organizers do reserve the right on the day, depending on mood, to make a on the run call and see if that's unstructured networking. At this stage, it looks like that afternoon session is looking absolutely bang on, AAA, greenlit. Yeah. So get your colleagues, or just go with your wife or your partner. Obviously, it's a conference for all.

But they would need to have a business reason for attending. So when you go to the tickets, you do have to tell us what your job is, what field you're in, what area you would like to learn more in. And so we can, because at the conference we will be hitting every single person's profession that is in attendance. That's why it's a tax deduction because we have specifically addressed your career and your professional goals. Yeah, conference for all. Conference for all. So you will need to be able to fill out that.

And then I'm keen, and I think Andy, you've got an update for this now, I'm keen for on the form where you feel like to get your tickets as well to put down your biscuit preference and your estimated quantity of biscuits. You think you could ingest in that one hour biscuit window because we're being charged $5 a head for biscuits. And my maths puts that at about one full assorted pack of high quality biscuits per person. You guys asked me to follow up on this with Sally from Royal Pines during the week. I have done that. We won't listen to the call as full, but I think there's discussion points throughout with regards to this biscuit situation. And so yeah, I talked about a number of things with Sally. I talked about staging number of things. Sally, I

talked about staging, whether it has a ramp or stairs, because I think you had planned to wear robotic boots at some point, you said the ramp was extra. What? Yeah. I said, look, I think you should be able to walk up stairs in them, can you? I can. Yeah, easily. I just swivel my foot 90 degrees to the right, puts it in lock mode, walk up the stairs and just very simply swivel my foot again, reactivates them and I can walk across the stage. How easy. That sounds easy.

I also said if the third session wasn't to go ahead, obviously very unlikely, how close was the golf course? You said one minute. It's one minute walk from there. 40 seconds for me. So we covered all that off and then we got to biscuits. Because I didn't want to come in hard, we knew this was going to be a tough negotiation. So this is where the conversation turned to biscuit chat with Sally from the Four Pines. And then we've got...

Is it the Royal Bannower Foyer? The Royal Bonnower Foyer, yep. That's for the welcome tea and coffee. Arrival tea and coffee and biscuits. Biscuits, yes. Let's talk quickly about the biscuits. Very important to any conference. Yes, it is. What kind of biscuits do you have in mind? Ginger and macadamia is what I'm thinking of. Beautiful Kitchen Makes lovely giant ginger and macadamia biscuits.

So it's a homemade biscuit? Beautiful. We've got a wonderful pastry chef. Yes. Okay, wow. I don't not like it, Andrew. Yeah, I love it. I suppose my mouth had been getting ready for a Kingston. And so...

And we've asked everyone to put their preferences in, so it's a bit weird if you choose like Tim Tam or something and then... That's true. We can either adjust the form or... But I... I thought... No offence to Ginger Macadamia, but that ain't everyone's favourite biscuit. I thought the same thing.

Hence the conversation continued. Ah, how many is he planning on making? At least 300. One each. So you're thinking one biscuit per person. I can do more if you would like. Haimish was concerned that people might need more biscuits. They're giant.

What would you describe it like a CD like an old compact disc sized biscuit or a bit smaller than that? A bit smaller than that, but quite thick. I'll send you photos. Okay great. The word you're looking for here is cookie. I don't know why no one thought of that word. They sound like cookies. She did send through a photo for me alongside a golf ball for relevant. She is close to the course. Yeah, just from a perspective, I've sent that through to you both now, just so you can have a quick look. Yep, that's a homemade cookie.

I will say it looks really yum. It does look yum. I'm going to need more flavors than that. I thought you'd say that hamster then. So that's, so this is when I pressed her on the types of biscuits. I'll send you photos. Okay, great. And is it ginger and macadamia is the only style or would there be other? There's definitely others. I mean, the croffins are very popular. What's that? Which one? The croffins are very popular.

Croffins? They're quite large. What's in one of those? Hazelnut. Hazelnut, okay. Oh, I feel like we've got some decisions. I can send you the compendium and we can select. Please.

And can you get a mix or is it, is if we choose, we can get a mix, great. Definitely. Is not send me. You don't have the companion. I'm actually still looking at the photo here, Ando, of the golf ball and the cookie. That's two left hands in the photos.

So she's gone and got a friend. I guess someone needs to hold the camera as well. I suppose someone had to hold the camera. So they're putting, I appreciate the work, the effort the Royal Pines Resort's going to for this. So they're not mucking around. That's a, two people have been pulled off their jobs this morning to go and hold a biscuit and a golf ball.

And it feels like they've been considerate of putting the resort in the background. Yeah, Jack, I'm not the only one there that sees the manicured lawns there and the sweeping clubhouse and goes for the first time ever, I worry about that third session. But that's not what we're here to discuss. So what is actually turning into? And again, it's not a bad thing. It's just not what I had envisaged.

Objectively speaking, people would rank a homemade cookie and croffins as a more gourmet product than a Narnat's assorted biscuit. I don't know why I'm so attached to the biscuits. I think it's because I was enjoying seeing how many I could eat. And I think other I think other attendees might. We can't have him so full that he can't. No, I sort of agree with Hayne where it started to feel like an unlimited situation, whereas almost the gauntlet was laid down of how many you can eat.

Yeah. But do we want people vomiting or feeling un-hungry? No, not still. We need them to concentrate. Use common sense. They'll use common sense, but it's just in very excite- I think one of the things I was excited about offering our delegates was at other conferences you're encouraged to be modest with your biscuit taking because there's like a limited amount but people already heard it's very normal to have one biscuit per person.

I just liked the idea that our conference was we encouraged- You've got to worry. ... complete free-for-all. Feel like, do you want 10 tin tams? Eat them. Yeah. We've got the stock. Go for it. Well, if it's about the amount specifically, this is where I pushed her on that front.

We can get a mix, great. Definitely. And then what capacity do you think of, say if Kenny punched out a thousand of these things, what's the capacity of the kitchen? None of our conferences is 1300 people. Okay. And you normally go off one biscuit per person? Yeah, a rivalty and coffee because normally they have had breakfast and then they go straight to a rivalty and coffee and the biscuits and then it's morning tea after that.

We got morning tea coming up after that. That's true. That is true. She can make 1300. So that would be four. Four per person. That's four. Four per person. That's four large cookies per person. That's a good home. That's about right.

Okay. If we can do, if we can do 1300. I'll get the compendium for next week. If we can get that kind of staggering amount of cookies, because again, it's like when you go to subway, imagine you went to subway, right? And you're so excited to get the cookie. And they went, you know what? Well, like they spun the perspex around and went, just have as many as you want.

You're like, whoa. Okay. Now you're probably only going to have three or four, but just for that moment of not feeling squashed by the rules of like, you know, one, just one. It just gets people so fired up, I think, to come in off that abundance of cookies. I'm making a huge call here and I hope I'm not doing the wrong thing. What do you think, Jack? I think the prospect of homemade biscuits. I think we drop the drop down menu. No one chooses their favorite biscuit anymore, but we have an assorted mix of homemade with at least four per person. Some people are going to eat less, which some people eat more. That feels very generous.

Doesn't it? And I think we want at least, let's say four flavors so you can have one of each. Well, I'll bring the, again, I'll bring up the different flavors. And I think that clears up what we're offering everybody at ConCon, of course, the world's best tax deductible conference for all. Could we put on the dropdown menu an indication, because by the time people were going to buy these, right,

when you go to buy tickets, you'll know now the thought we've put into the biscuits versus cooking situation. Could we take a small poll as people are buying the tickets as to go, are you excited about the recent direction the biscuit situation has taken? Yeah. Yes or no? And then we'll get an idea of people are saying no to that. We can easily pivot back to just dropping a thousand bucks on commercially available biscuits and having far more than anyone could possibly eat.

Perfect tickets go on sale tonight. Hamish and Amy dot com. $199 per person. And yeah, we've got to stress, you've got to get your own way there. That's just for the conference. Flights accommodation, um, at the conference. But then you look at all of that and you go, imagine... Flights of accommodation, not included, but a fun things to pay for and then present your

accountant with the receipts. And imagine your accountant going, whoa, whoa, whoa, look at all these deductions, mama mia, finally, you give me something I can deduct. Again, get your own advice for you the deductibility from where we sit. It looks 100 legit. Gents, this morning at short notice, I said, Hey, cause I just, I heard something this morning and I was like, God, I've got to, I got to tell the guys about this. Um, and then I thought, would it be fun to, it's a fact, right? Just a good fact. It's one of those, it's not like quite one of those, but sort of in the region of like,

you know, I was today years old when I found out blah, blah, blah. But it's this thing was like, oh yeah, fair enough. That's an interesting fact. I don't think I knew that. And I was like, would everyone would be interested in bringing one fact to the show today? And we have a fact shootout, like a jewel, like a Wild West jewel.

The very specific rules you sent through to Hamish and so to Jack and I Ham, you said- No Googling. You can't Google. You can't Google your fact. You can't seek a fact out. It kind of has to come to you. You can't say, Hey, has anyone got any good facts? Because it just has to be in there. Because I think that just makes it too easy. Yeah, your go to. Did one come to mind straight away for you, Jack? I've got one that I hope

I'm not misremembering, but I remember that the gist of it is good. And you'll go, Oh, that's a good fact. Is it a fact? I mean, there's some things around like the minor details might be remembering wrong. Can we end this to the game then, Haim, that straight after our fact, radio mic out there, Googles it, just to fact check it. It's a fair play. Because obviously... I'm worried mine... I'm pretty sure mine's true. I'm pretty sure mine's true.

Because otherwise, the whole point of being wowed by a fact is in fact the fact it is a fact. Yes, you're right. Well, I think the thumbs up from Mike should be true enough. Okay. Well, we'll get him to come in. We'll get him to come in and kind of give us the report. What we can do, what about this? We each do the fact. Well, okay.

I made, we're adding a few too many layers on here too, but I also wanted to do a thing because in the Wild West when there was a duel, a shootout, it was a one-on-one situation. It was quite clear who the winner was. Now in a three-way, we've each got one bullet, but there's always going to be three shots fired but only, you know, two people might shoot the same guy. So there could be one man left standing. And are we shooting, we're shooting a fact we don't like? Yeah. Well, basically the last man standing is the winner. So we're going to have-

So are we shooting the winner or are we shooting the fact we don't like? Obviously shooting a fact we don't like, but if you don't get shot, you will be the winner. Okay. So we could have two winners. Yeah, that is true. Let's just assume that the two worst facts are getting shot and that the winner remains standing in this triangular shootout. So, only because the sound effect I've built is three gunshots, two bodies hitting the floor. And now the end of it, we got we hear the facts. Yeah. And then we say who we think the best fact is. All right, let's get into this. Okay. Who wants to go first? I'll go first since I've

started this thing. Be honest with me. Did you guys know that a t shirt is called a t-shirt? Because of the shape of Did you really know that I Feel you just say that I think you heard Jack be so confident then Andy you were like I could absolutely jump on board this because I know that means Hames getting shot. No. It's a move. I don't even ever remember being told as a fact as much as it's just like something I know.

There's such a thing as a gracious when we're a gang you don't have to do this dance. I didn't know. We don't have to rub it in. I thought that was fascinating. I never thought about that. I can't believe this whole thing could derive from that fact. I think there'll be a lot of people out there who are now playing your game Andy of pretending they knew that but secretly they're wild. Secretly they're wild. I can't wait to pretend I knew this. Mine's insect-based. You were... I never even considered a time in my life where I didn't know it. The sound a mosquito makes is its wings flapping.

I assumed that. Yeah I would say it's so zellish. I. I assumed that. Yeah, I would say it's so sad. I would have assumed that. And they flap 800 times a second. I didn't know the stat, but I would assume that that's the noise, because they only make the noise when they're moving. I didn't think it was them screaming. Playing a little oboe.

They didn't know they could fly. Aaaaaaah! Yeah, we definitely assumed part one of the fact, They didn't know they could fly. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yeah, we definitely assumed part one of the fact and part two of the fact feels Googled. No, no, no. Man, Jack! Man, Jack!

Man, Jack! Come on in. Why didn't you Google it? But I was so close. Oh, you remembered 800. No way you remembered 800. It's an amazing fact! Where'd you hear it? You remembered 800, no way you remembered 800. It's the amazing fact.

Where'd you hear it? Google, piss shit out of that. I heard it from Katie Westcott. Who is a writer on the animation. You heard it where? Katie Westcott is a writer on the animation. Yeah, she's the one that told you 800 times I think mine is good. Oh, you're no chance. Would you like to get a fresh audience in here

because we are heavily incentivized to hate or at least be disinterested in this fact. Okay. Woolworths in Australia got its name because Woolworths already existed as a chain store in the US and the UK and a guy from England came over to start to start. Oh my god, when is this fake? Oh my gosh.

At least mom was quick and gave us a fun visual. I'll try and watch the movie. I'll just copy off Andy's answers. The guy came from England. He wanted to build a supermarket in Australia. And he said, I'm just going to call it Woolworths. But he had nothing to do with the existing Woolworths. He just named it that because it was named that in England. And he thought, oh, who's going to know?

What? It's true, Mike, saying that also. Isn't that interesting? No, he just stole the name. He stole the name. Yeah, but now it's the Woolworths we know so well. But he stole it. And he stole the name.

From a Woolworths. So even now. Why did you say that by the way? Woolworths name was stolen for the guy. Like that's happening. But it was stolen from a shop that already existed and did a similar thing. Called Woolworths. So now if you went. You can't steal a name from a shop that has a different name than you stole. So yes, we know he stole Woolworths from a shop called Woolworths. Can't go, I stole Woolworths from a shop called McRobertsons's. So why do you still McRobertson's? If you went to the UK or the US and you saw a Woolworths, you would probably wrongly but

think. You would think. The music's run out. The music's run out. That's how long Jack's fact was. Oh, that must be where it originated and that's where we got our Woolworths. Okay, so we're shooting one person? Oh no, bad to go life. Might I recommend we all get shot here? Yeah, well. Yeah, two fell at the same time. I mean, if you had to pick a good fact, I think, Ando, I think it's okay for you to say that you didn't know about mine and you

just wish you did. It just can't be Jax. It can't be yours. It can't be yours. It has to be mine. I think it's mine. Mine's back. Delivered better.

Delivered better than what I did because I was trying to pull it from memory. Mike, do you have a winner? Andy! Jack, get another bullet for Mike. Hey, we love all listeners. We do. Um, there's certain alert ones that gov going back through the passages of time. With the pod, we always recommend people start from the start, but on our app or even on

Apple, you can go back and listen to any show we've ever done. Don't find stuff from 2006 in cancellers. It is done in the spirit of our non-cancellation. We're letting you into a circle of trust by keeping it out there. And no combing through the old, trying to put it in the old cancel bag. Okay. It's, it was, they were different, they were different times and we have immunity. So I didn't even try. No, spirit of, spirit of fun. Please look back in the spirit of fun. Rachel wrote in here saying, ahoy boys. I've been listening to the pod from the start and I'm currently listening to 2014. So it must have been happy hour days.

Happy hour days. Yeah. So there was solid radio days. There was like, you know, once a week radio days, but that was, yeah. So we did the happy hour. Was that, yeah, three to four, three to four in the afternoon, which was primarily a podcast that somehow bled out on the airwaves. That's right. She noticed it's the 10 year anniversary for Random John or Random Rob. Now I got confused when she made the Random Rob reference. I remember Random Rob. But she says it happens next month. Haim specifically mentions that it's a 10 year situation and I'm dying to know whether you guys are keeping up the random John or random Rob. Of course we

are. As a quick refresher for people that might not be familiar with random John, it was a game we used to play on podcast. We would simply enter a mobile phone number and if the person that answered was called John, as in if we had successfully called a random John, we would be awarded one John Point. Yes. And we got one? Yep. We're currently world leaders on one John Point. And a lot of other shows from around the world started playing the game. Some Irish guys got quite into it from memory, an Irish radio station, but we sort of, we retired on one John Point.

Quickly refresh my memory as to when what the Rob was. Was a Rob Point worth 10 John Points? I thought Robs were bad. Oh, that's right. Yeah, a Rob. That's right. You're right, Jack. A Rob would take away your John Point in the normal course of play. Because that's right, we go, what's your name? Are you called John? And they would go, no.

And we're like, please don't be called Rob. Because yeah, Rob's with the inverse. Don't think about it too hard. Of John's and they could take away John's point. I think that was correct. I've tracked down the part of the show that Rachel was talking about. This is where she explains random Rob.

Today's topic is of course Rob's. And we heard someone chatting in the hallway earlier on that you can maybe once a decade play random John but bet with the house. Against a John. Yeah, you can bet with the house. Essentially, you bet against a John. Like going zero on roulette. But even crazier. Yeah, exactly. Like imagine a roulette wheel with a million numbers.

And we were thinking, this is odd. So what we then hope for a Rob. That's what this guy was saying in the hallway. Now we never caught his name and he shuffled off pretty quickly, but he said that once a decade, there is a day, and it does happen to be today. There is a day where you can play random Rob, essentially, and a John takes away your previous John point, but a Rob gives you a John point. I was worried it would be confusing, but it makes perfect sense to me. So here we are 10 years later, ready to risk it all again to play random Rob, which remember is the opposite of random John.

So we're looking at at calling a random number. Would we do it again? Would we risk it all, decade on, call a number, hope for a Rob and pray against a John? And then it would take our tally to two John points, even though we got one of them by getting a Rob. Jaco, you're in charge of putting the number in, so we can't be accused of trying to fix it. This is a random number. It starts very similar to my wife's number, but then I've mixed it up at the end.

OK, let's allow it. Should we do this now? I think we should do it. It's been over 5 million minutes. Over 87,000 hours. Over 3,500 days. 122 months. It's been 10 years.

Yes, yep, 10 years. Just quicker to say, just 10 years. Okay, got it. 10 years since we've played a random role. A lot can happen in 10 years. The United Kingdom is no longer part of the European Union. What do we want? Action!

We have artificial intelligence that can now work autonomously alongside humans. Ahoy, happy birthday Andy. And Hamish Blake still hasn't delivered the big finish he promised us at the end of the podcast in 2019. Oh sorry mate, bit of a low blow. I got hacked. I don't think we should be making jokes about getting hacked in this climate.

So 10 years since the last random Rob. They say you should let sleeping Robs lie, but these brave men don't subscribe to that poppycock. Instead, they'll make the call today. Andy and Hamish prepared to dial another time. I've waited ten years with Hamish, I've waited ten years with Hamish I've waited ten years with Haim We know there's Robbs awaiting And we're finally allowed to play another game We'll leave the number pickin' to Jacko So he's the one we can blame I've waited ten years with Ando A random Robb is, eh? Good luck, Jack. [♪ Music playing.

Dear everybody, switch your brain to excited. Because the People's Show is now about to play. Random Rob. Are you Rob? Are you Rob? Are you Rob? Cue timpani. It's been a while. It's all coming back to me.

I've forgotten this feeling. The excitement. Just play your natural game. Play your natural phone game. You ready? Here we go. I hope it's not Rob DeCastello. I hope it is.

This is Rob Irwin. Two points. This is Rob Irwin. Two points. Two points. We must keep that timidly. Hi, you've reached Warren. Yes! Warren! Warren, what? Thank you. Well, sorry, I was just yessing because it's not a John.

So I just didn't want a John. Sorry. I just didn't want a John. I just didn't want a John. Was it Warren? Warren, yeah. Do you think it was Rob? What, Rob?

Robin. No, it was Dev. Do you think it was Robin O'Connor? I thought it was Robin, which... No, that would make my yes one of the worst yeses of all time. Like a World Cup losing own goal where you cheer for an own goal. I heard Warren. I hope to God it was Warren.

We could ring him again and see if we... I heard Robin. I'll think Rob, I'll ring him again, I'll think Robin. I'll think Robin as well. Yeah. And see if it matches up. But I think this is silver dress. I don't think it's a silver dress play dress. I think it was Warren. So I was more, I was probably just more excited to protect our John point. It seemed that way. Yeah, you're playing defensive. I just didn't, I've been up to 10 years. Can you imagine if we hit a John and we got sunk by getting a John that would be the nightmare scenario

hi you've reached Warren no that's Warren random Was got him thanks Was okay okay well another 10 years, lads. Okay.

See you then. Seems like we're still in a negotiation with Liam, who for people to bring people up to speed, his partner, Angie, wrote in saying he's got an amazing special skill. He can take off all his clothes to naked, including shoes, socks, obviously underwear, pants, shirt in two and a half seconds. And it's just remarkable. He literally will walk around the corner. By the time I'm following him around the corner, he'll be completely nude. It's a special skill that's captured the absolute attention of the nation. When it first came in, we're like, Oh my God, incredible. Then it went quiet and Angie came back and said, no, no, he can do it.

Yeah. Last thing that we talked about was a bit of body confidence stuff. We offered him a personal trainer for however many weeks he chooses. Also, we suggested that not all of us had to be there to see it. And also too, we were like, is it, are we looking at the wrong thing here? Like we don't want him to change his body shape. Can we help him just love himself, whatever? We don't love him for the shape of him.

We love him for who he is and the skill he has. And we're not going to have to video it. It was just, we just need someone to witness it. We just need to see it happen. And we could also, he could wear Speedos under undies. And hence he doesn't have to be completely nude. Yeah. And then I was, I think from memory, naturally I would be a bit worried about that because I think it would add a layer of difficulty for him to be able to grab your undies, but not your Speedos. I mean, yes. Depends how tight I suppose.

Well, we say this now with a bit of experience, don't we? We do. Throughout the week, because we're talking about this. Well, we say this now with a bit of experience, don't we? Because throughout the week, as we're talking about, Well, the latest actually, we did get an email. Sorry. Yeah, just to back it up a sec. A couple of days ago, we get an email from Angie going, he is still keen, because we just keep going, look, maybe we're, we're not going to try and force this guy to get naked. Like, he doesn't want to do it. What it like,

you know, our imaginations will forever enjoy wondering how he does it in two and a half seconds. But Angie keeps coming back to us and going, he's not dead. Yeah. Here's the latest update. I think he's away for a little while. He is keen, apparently. Happy to do it in a room with an eyewitness. But he, according to Ange, his wish is for it to be just Ange.

Which... Great choice. Yeah. Not me, not Jackson. Big Andy fan. Well, maybe just a level of comfort. Yeah. I don't know where this comes from. Like, if he's got you tattooed on his ass or something, and this is the slow play and

he's like, how do I get the retention? Like, wouldn't that be amazing? Well, we don't know where that's going to land, but look, we're open to that. We also wondering how hard is this? Well, then as with this email is flying around the three of us during the week, we're having, you know, we're going, okay, this is progress is afoot again. It came up, someone online came up like we should actually have a go. We've talked about this a lot. We've got to set the benchmark. We all had a go in our own homes

with clothes of our own choosing, which I don't know about you guys, but as I was going through my wardrobe going, well, I'm not wearing that, John, but like far too tight. Oh, really? No, I didn't do that. I went through the clothes that I had on. Well done, because my outfit, you wouldn't, it'd raise an eye as I was walking down the street

because I've got like the Royal Tanenbaum's Adidas tracksuit. Not the top because I didn't want to zip involved but certainly the shiny pants. I'm like those things are coming off like Teflon. Yeah. Pretty loose shoes. Tight socks like regular fit athletic socks, regular undies, regular t-shirt and a jumper. We all thought we'd have a go at it. Shall we start with you, Jack? Yeah. Give us the environment. Set the scene. And was it Bianca that was... No, this is me on my own. All right. Me with Mrs. Caldwell who lives next door. I didn't tell her what I was about

to do. She's good with a watch. And I think I explain in it what I'm wearing and taking off. So how did you know your time? Well, I thought we could go look at the log of the recording. Oh, you mean go? I say go and stop. Okay. Okay. So I actually don't know my time.

Maybe I'll time along. Was there no chance Bianca would come home? What a dream. Like look through the bedroom window and see Jack and Ty. Busy day again, mate. Yeah, well, most of the grunts. I have to do this. You can check my emails. Okay.

I'll time, as I say, go and stop in this audio because I'm not sure my exact time. Okay. All right, I'm starting with jacket, jeans, shoes, but laces undone. Getting undressed in three, two, one. Should have taken the socks off. No, no, no.

Jacket sleeve got caught on the watch. Done. 13 and a half seconds. 13.5. Okay. Well done. Well done, Jacko. Did I hear the belt dangling around too? Belt, belt, belt. That's hard.

So you had to undo the belt. I had to undo the belt. You just put so many layers in there. And having the watch on and the jacket sleeve got caught on the jacket, it was just coming off. I could do a better time than that. I think so. Yep.

To take your undies off at the same time as the pants? Yes. Yeah. We all did, I reckon. Shall I go next? Well, that was actually one of the areas that I could improve on. Okay. Shall I go next?

Yep. Yep. Set the scene, Bec and I were staying in a hotel last night and Bec wasn't happy with the room. So we'd put in a complaint and we were waiting to see whether we were changing rooms. And I thought that was a good time to knock off this. Speaking of changing.

To knock off this. So you hear a grumpy Bec where I ask her to do something. I use the same tactic as Liam where he said he falls back on the bed or an object to try and- Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, to try and- To do your standing. I was falling back on the bed.

Yeah, yeah. You'll see Beck's disgust that I do, like myself, nude back on a bed that we're changing the room and I apologize for that. Oh, she's angry at the bed. She's angry at everything really, but you'll just, you'll hear. That's the tone. I was telling you, Bec's normally a very fun-loving person, but I didn't. Sure. Hey, hey, hey, hey, man, it's not Instagram. You show us everything. I was wearing shoes, socks, tracksuit pants, t-shirt, jumper, hat. Hat.

Oh, that's out of difficulty. Okay here we go. Bec, can you help me with something? Yeah. Can you get your phone out? This is stopwatch and I need you to time me seeing if I can take off all my clothes. What? Now? Why are you doing this now? We just we need to do it for tomorrow just how you say ready set go. Are you really doing this now? Yes. For god sakes. And then when I'm completely naked,

you hit stop, okay? On your marks, get set, go. I can't believe you're doing this now. Stop. Oh. Eight minutes and 30 seconds. Eight minutes? No, eight seconds.

Sorry, eight seconds. Eight point three. Eight point three seconds. Yeah, sorry. Wow. Very tired. And you're nude. Like, we've got someone coming here right now.

I can't take. Can you think that you're at this stuff? And look, could you not have waited like 10 more minutes to do this? No. So what did you say? Eight, eight, eight? 8.3 seconds.

Sorry. First attempt, not too bad. Good. Very good. I love that before you went in you go, and a hat. And me and Jacob are both like, whoa, a hat. What? How long does it take to take a hat off?

The hat just came off with the gun. One, two, three, four. About four seconds I'm gonna take my hat off then. Well done. Yes. So I did borrow a few cues from Liam with, I'm not sure whether you, well you said you didn't use the bed. No, I didn't.

I went so freestyle as you're about to hear. I jumped up and while in mid-air, ripped pants and underpants off at the same time to land, be a bottom and try and get it all off. Unreal. And I think, Jack, you're in the same boat as me. You're about to hear my attempt, but you look back on it and you go, I didn't actually think that through at all. Yeah, there was areas to improve. Like I knew what I wanted to do. I wanted all my clothes off, but I didn't procedurally think of it. I just went freestyle. So you're about to hear that's what happened with me. Yeah, similar setup. This is in me and Zoe's bedroom last night. I was like, oh, whoops, I've nearly forgotten this. Same sort of thing. Like, hey, can just before we go to bed, got to do this thing. Again, that's not part of Zoe's night time routine. Do I say this now or will it become apparent? No, I think I say this now because I can't, I haven't listened back to the audio.

I think Marshy sort of, you know, edited it if necessary and put it in. Um, but it wasn't, I did explain to Zoe what we were doing. Like we're seeing this guy says this. I didn't think she was 100% listening because you'll hear it's quite a surprise to her that it ends in nudity. Alright, great. Okay, Hamish fully clothed attempt. Take one. Witness Zoe Foster Blake. Here I am witnessing.

Do you agree I'm fully clothed? You're fully clothed. Hoodie, t-shirt, tracksuit pants, socks and shoes. Ready. Set. Go. I was like, I need to get a penis. I didn't go a penis in my face. It didn't go in your face.

I think it was in the face. Okay, what did we get? 7.95. It's cool at 8. Fully nude. Cool at 8 with a dick in your face. No, it's a can, it's not in the face. And there's not laughing because of the SP.

Laughing. If anything. Through excitement. And it's joy. Treat. Christmas. The laugh of a Christmas morning. Oh my god. Merry Christmas.

Christmas morning. Oh my god. Merry Christmas. Just a lot of things in my face that I didn't ask for. Again it wasn't in the face, it was just in the room. But with the SP it can be difficult to control. She's saying there's a lot of things in my face that I didn't ask for. I didn't ask for. Now obviously I didn't lean back on the bed, but you can tell from that description, again,

it wasn't in the vicinity, but obviously I flailed more than I remember flailing. She was like, whoa, okay, whoa. No one's confusing this with the mating dance of the Song of the Bird of Paradise. 7.95. That's the stat we need of the bird of paradise. 7.95. That's the stat we need to take out of it. And that's when I came out of it, I was just like, hang on. Is this possible? But now I know, I think it no one, let's be realistic.

Even 7.95, it's over three times longer than is being claimed. It's like if someone ran the hundred meters at the Olympics in 30 seconds, no one's going ooooh. Pretty good. But it makes me feel, if they ran it in 30 seconds, the first time they've ever gone for a run. Now that is gross. And they just got twice as fast each time.

Soon they're at the speed of light. It's the first time you ever tried it. I know, I wanted to go again straight away. And I think we've had enough. soon there at the speed of light. It's the first time you ever tried it. I know, I wanted to go again straight away. Yeah, but so... And it's just like, I think we've had enough. It's remarkable. I still want to see it. It's remarkable, but it seems attainable. Because I think that's what we were trying to achieve with this, us having a go, is, is it even possible? Or is this guy having a son?

And because it's Angie, it's his girlfriend constantly going, no, no, no, he can do it. We're like, look, where is he? And is this just, is it, I believe so much more now, especially having gone through, I think the thing that surprised me was the socks came off well. But I know I could get them off faster. And I didn't take my undies off at the same time

as the tracksuit pants. I don't know why. I think I was actually just thinking about how I normally get undressed and speeding up that process. Matthew McHugh If I had my time again, I'd change my shoes. My shoes were a bit tighter than I was. Angus My shoes were really easy to get off. I think that's where I got my time. Matthew McHugh Yeah, you did.

Matthew McHugh I actually will have another go tonight, whether we record it or not. Angus I'm going to say to Zoe, we have to do it every night for the rest of the year till we get better, just to keep giving her a treat. Let's hope by the end of the year, we can top this loose end with Liam. Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at HamishandAndy.com