Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2018 Ep 10

Episode Date: May 2, 2018

1. Subpar special skills2. The backpack dance off pt.13. The backpack dance off pt.24. Kelly Slater5. Sonny’s birthday cake6. Send us your songs7. Kate’s special skill8. Jet-setting Jack

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People can compliment my My pronunciation at hamishneed.com Or wrap that up criticism Not allowed criticism Can be submitted at another website We'll do you later on in the podcast If we have time I'm a what a show and Well Kelly Slater is coming up can be submitted at another website. We'll do you later on in the podcast if we have time.

I aim what a show and well, Kelly Slater's coming up. Case like, is so unsavical to paddling into the lineup of phone calls, will he catch the right wave onto the phone? Yes. Why are we using such cool terminology? Well, we're being two feet tony's. We're having a go about surfing. And we're writing a song at the moment,

which is about learning how to surf. We've been running at Passworld champions helping get their input on areas to cover that we should address as a beginner And there's no greater surfing legend than Kelly Slater coming up little later on After we speak to Kelly are we done? Yeah, we've had Mick Fanning who had Lane Beach event Kelly Slater Any more questions we have about surfing like shame on us for not bringing them up. Like if you can't think of enough areas to be covered. But I've got a few ones knowing that today might be the last day we can ask questions of surf as before we have to start rolling the lyrics.

Yeah, a few worries that I have that on a bounce off of, Kelly. Because we are again, writing this from the perspective of young men, middle-aged men, hopefully encapsulating a feeling out there of people going, oh, it's not too late to learn how to surf, but I've got a lot of worries about my body, about the etiquette,

my cold, what do you start? It looks pretty start. Seems like a huge, huge barrier to entry. If you want to start jogging, get some sneaks. Surfing, not the same thing. This song will be a hit. Yes. But also instructional, it's very rare to have a hit as well as instructional.

That's true. That's in that kit did the one I was eight years older. Yeah. That was instructional. That was actually autobiographical. Really the Macarena. The Macarena was the last hit. That's it. Because any song that describes how you do the dance is both instructional and the hit. That's true. If there's any. If we've missed any hittersubbinning.com for both an instructional and a hit song. And I want to finish today's show with a proposition to you that's gonna see us maybe flying one of our valued and important podcasters into state

to do something incredible with them. The reason I bring them up is because we got, we're getting to the stage now, we're getting so many terrific submissions through people at HamishAnnie.com, listing their attributes, listing their details, things they're great at, the reasons we might want to have them on the podcast. It's a huge treasure trove for us of data that we certainly respect, Jack doesn't Jack sells it, we certainly respect the data. I've this week going through them. I've begun to keep a list of special skills, people list that catch my eye for good reason.

For great reason, but I wonder where we're drawing the bar here for special skill. How special does a talent have to be to be a special skill, for example, complicate USB in the right way around almost every time. No, no, no, that's a special skill. Is that worth getting someone in to go, all right, if he's the USB, he's a computer, we've got you, we've got you a symmetrical thumb drive. There's no way to know if it's up or down. Yeah.

Have a go if you get eight out of 10. Yeah. You know, we'll give you a napkin. Can no if pastor is L of 10, you know, we'll give you a napkin. Can no if pastor is L. Dente, like without a assume, without touching it, so it's set on the form. This is a different person. So it's in a pot, boil it. And you've just gone, all right, that's eight minutes.

No, but I'd assume that you can't use a timer. You just vibe out if it's sold in. They can, they can stroll up to a pot. Yeah, they can, we would just, if we were going to do this, we would have a pot of pasta boiling. You get one scoop in. No, they let a scoop. No, no, you go now and you use a fork to get it out

and we go, right, that's over cooked. Well, that's two L dente or we give them the win. All right, I thought they'd have to spot it in the pot. No, they just have to know. Because I think for a lot of people they just go, oh, you can easily spot it in the pot. No, they just have to know. Because I think for a lot of people they just go, oh, you can easily spot it in the pot by the bend of the fetishini. Okay.

So you get that C easy. Sorry guys, we're telling this off here. Yeah, no, no, no, no, of their skill, and I think it's a giveaway that they know their skill's not great, because we've had, you know, same with the guy Sanhas and the other week sleeping, we've all slept at any time. Yeah, but I think that's what made the state of the thing. But they can do a Russian jink well at any time. You're not at any time, not if you're in a torture rack.

For example, it was the first thing I thought of putting you in. No, I agree. I don't think, yeah, it doesn't qualify for, because the actual fact about the sleeper That was the first thing I thought of putting him in. No, I agree. I don't think it doesn't qualify for, because the actual fact about the sleeper was amazing that he could do at any time. If you've got a skill like I could juggle at any time, it's the juggling that's important. That's it. It's always a bit of a red flag when I see the ad in your time.

Tell me if you've been talking to this guy, special skill, self-producing adrenaline. So I guess he's saying he can produce adrenaline when there's nothing exciting happening or no reason to have adrenaline be produced. Tough thing for our test. It's so tough to test, because we can just go, you find up and you can say, yeah. I know, I know.

Like are you really though? We have to get blood tested. And get himself produced. Then see if he's got a higher adrenaline count. Yeah. Too hard. A lot of the time, and we can't stress down to you because you and I don't have any particular special skills,

but a lot of the time people will like, will kind of like bevel the special skill or have a bit of a disclaimer in there. Can accurately guess breeds of dogs, even when they're mixed quite well. So a lot of people leave the door open to getting one or two wrong. And again, that just makes me go, well, we need people that have absolutes. Yes.

We need people to have like... Because we can't come in and test them because it's so underwhelming if we're like, oh, I did that pretty well. Yeah, well, I did say quite well. So I've met your expectations. And I know the temptation is in there to go, I'll just just fluff it down a little bit. I'll add a bit of error in there.

Don't be humble. This guy's definitely lying. I can impersonate anyone ever. Like 100%. Yeah, yeah. 100% alike. This I'm interested in. Okay.

Eamark this for future weeks. If we're lied on next week, let's get this guy back. We'll have a lie down, but yeah. We'll never lie down. But I mean, I know we've got such a full show today. Daniel from the UK, special school, this is quite, it's quite our eye because I think it's something you and I probably think we're okay at too. Can throw and catch non-traditional throwing and catching items with ease.

I think what he's saying there is, okay, there's salt and pepper shaker over there. Or there's a shoe or a homemade chuckus that box of nails. These are all non-traditional throwing and catching items. He doesn't show away from the fact I think he thrives on these moments where he can throw and catch something you would normally throw and catch. Like chuckus that computer monitor. No worries. But what do you reckon is harder to throw in or the catching? Try.

Right. Because if you drop, you can't, you know, if you drop a, if you drop, if I threw your computer monitor, if the throw wasn't good, you're not expected to catch it. Yep. The throw has to be good.

It's the first part of the equation. The throw is a huge responsibility on you if you're throwing a computer monitor to someone. Yeah. When you do that, to provide them with the right amount of arc and the right amount of timing for them to set themselves and catch the difficult thing that's being thrown. That's the pressures on you. If you can't get the throw right, there's no expectation for someone to get the catch right. If they do, fantastic.

We're not getting this going. Where is it in the UK? Well, it can tell you, the tea is right, and we're not going to give it. Because all the things you listed, I would, yeah, I could probably throw and catch that. Well, he hasn't listed those, I'm making, I can't do any ones. I know, but try and list a bunch of other things. You're not going to say something, and I'm like, going to go, Oh, imagine throwing or catching that.

Numb chucks. Well, there, you could imagine throwing or catching that. Numb chucks. Well, there you could break it throw and check. I'll catch that. You could touch it. Yeah, you could throw them, but because they're spinning around, it would have an odd. Would you try catching by the channel?

Would you go for a handle? Just throw the ends out there and hope for the best of you. Okay. Not as confidence you initially were. Okay. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? And I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. And then I asked you whether you'd ever dabbed. And you hadn't dabbed, and either in Jackie, though, we were suspicious that he had. Well, you had a dab off. This is back around the radio show. Jack's dabbing skill seemed a little too polished for someone that we got hustled. Like a film White Man can't dab.

And then we realized, okay, this guy's, he probably is teaching dabbing to underprivileged kids on the weekends. And he knows how to dab. So he smoked us with the dab. underprivileged kids on the weekends. And he knows how to dab. Yep. So he smoked us with the dab. Catching it with the family on the weekend. Oh, what's the new dab? When dad said, oh, all the kids are doing this.

What is it? And I said, what's the new dance? Yes, I don't think there's a name for it. They haven't seen a lot of them calling it the backpack dance. I then was watching some sport and saw people in the background doing it at the cricket, like as a guy read into bowl, they knew that they were on screen and they're doing it. And then I saw it at the Commonwealth Games a few weeks ago, I was like, people are backdancing. People are doing this dance. Now you might have seen it. It's where I haven't

tried it, but it's where your arms go out one way and then they come up behind you and there's, and like one arm goes behind your back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that dance. Why isn't it the backpack dance? I think originally the kid that did it will have the backpack on. And he's backpack on.

Yeah, so I don't know whether there's another name for it. We can try and work that out, but I just wanted to ask either of you, have you attempted the backpack? I mean, you know, no chance for me. I know, but for Jack, I have any time. I have it, I have it, and I have it. Oh, I can say it's the truth.

We'd love to hear it. I haven't done it. You haven't done it. I haven't done it. You've done something similar, haven't you? Why are you so confident? No, I'm not. I'm very terrified of this. Guys, he doesn't seem terrified. He's playing play. I don't know how, but we're being hustle. I haven't done it.

I have heard, I think I've heard it called the SpongeBob dance. Maybe he did it on SpongeBob dance. SpongeBob dance. Okay, SpongeBob dance. Okay, so let's, what do we want to call it? SpongeBob. Well, what's going to be our reference? Because I smell, I smell a test coming up.

Okay, I exhibit A, B and C. Exactly. But who do we watch to get the reference here? Well, I was asking the producers out here because I wanted to get some exciting music lined up for when we do the test. Yeah. And they said apparently this kid with a backpack

on with Katie Perry made a famous social. We watched that kid. Yeah, I think that's right. I don't know. We all watched the kid. Like I mean, do our producers know this dance? Is everyone listening? Do you guys aware of this dance?

Yeah, they're all having a nod. But is it, and we don't know the name, do we? No one's helping out with the name. Okay. So, why don't we have a break, a small intermission here, where the three of us, no practice, but get to watch this kid do it, and then we'll come back and have a conversation. Look, kid just out here, a great podcast themselves, he's doing it. He's younger than us.

Yeah, he's doing it. He's like our link He's younger. He's a lot younger than us. Yeah, he's doing it. He's like how he's like how linked to the early 20s. He knows it. Yeah, I can see him mining it out there. Yeah, well, Luke, it's primary school kids at my dad. Yeah, we're already going to link to the younger generation through primary school. So we watch, we'll watch this once. And then we'll pick an order. And should we let Mike be the judge?

He's the, you see our youngest member of the team? Yeah, right, yeah, Mike. Yeah, Mike. He also got a half scholarship for singing at school. Yeah, he understands about the pressures of performing because he had to do school choir and a half scholarship. So he knows what it's like to step up and play it and having told a room, unworth it.

Okay, we're back, we've watched the kid with Katy Perry do the dance. I forgot the dance. Well, you've been in the dance. I know the jest, but I can't remember. What's the jest? Well, because your arms are straight, just to be able to describe this to people who aren't, who haven't Googled it since we mentioned the back pay dance. One arm sort of goes behind you.

Your arms are sort of on a rocker system. Straight down by your side. One arm goes behind you, then it comes out the front. And then I think both would travel across the front and then on the coming back, the opposite arm goes by. Yeah, that's what I was just trying to do. So they're out the front for a bit together. I feel like it can't just be back.

Yeah. It's very confusing to even describe to people that I'm just going to think people know the game. I got to clear my head and just let the music take over. That's what I'm, that was my approach to it was going to be don't think about it too much. Get in a flow state. Get in a flow state. We welcome Mike in. Thanks for having me. Beautiful voice. That's the kind of voice that I would give a half scholarship. I wouldn't, I wouldn't let him have a free tuition, but I let him, I let him sit through a geography and not pay the half the class. Mike, can you just be just so we can get into the museum here? Could you please

sing Arve Morale? No, not anymore guys. Okay, fair enough Mike. EO, he will sing if you pay for half. If you will literally sing free stuff. Guys, who should go first? Probably Jack, do you any board it up? He would, and no, you're gonna go first. I want a chance to, good. Cause you want to watch us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I've built a bit of an exciting package for us heading into each individual dance. I'm not exciting. I'm over there. I've overcalled it. But, um, all right. So the dancing area is near the recycle bin.

Yeah, far enough. Please clear the dance zone. A colleague, Andy Lee, do the dance zone. That's Andy Lee, do the dance zone. Make the dance zone. Video game power. Ready. Andy Lee, prepare dance zone make the sound like a video game power and Delead prepared a dance in three two one go

Oh, what's that left arm? Oh, no, he's come off the track. No, you're off content to each other I'm terrible it well hey before you say it was terrible. You look like a puppet, and the puppet was being stung on the hand by a B while he was doing the show. And so suddenly, your arms and legs are going everywhere, and all the kids are screaming, what's wrong with the puppet? All right, Jackbeth.

You may look like someone asked you to do the dance, but do a terrible version of it. And then when you did it, they would go like, oh, you do it, but that bad. Okay, a little bit. It actually looks like you bet on yourself on some sort of overseas betting site and you are throwing this competition. Did I start well? I don't think so. I'd have to look at it again.

I felt confident early, but not even. Okay. Jack, for far enough. Please clear the dance zone. hard off. He's over there. He's over there. He's over there. He's over there. He's over there. He's over there. He's over there.

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He's over there. He's over there. He's over there. He's over there. I don't even know where to begin. Wow mean, really next week, Mike, you're the judge. Don't judge yet, don't judge yet, okay. I'm not realizing the things that I, I mean, because yeah, Jack, you're really struggling to know what arm goes where, what point. I am mad after doing it, what I imagine,

it's a bit like tap your head and rub your belly at the same time. You're a lot harder than it looks. A lot harder than it looks. Because when I watched the video before we Katie Perry, you know, I was like, I don't, you know, mentally I was like, don't say this out loud, don't let the other boys know

like all your tricks you're thinking of now. I don't give away your cheats. You know, my cheats were like, right, once you left a full speed, keep that head steady. Like, and no, and I don't think we even got... No, you didn't even get one bit of rivet. Like, now it seems it's impossible to get the arms right. I feel like we got a half-h for half.

Like the first swing out, maybe. So I've been ticked and diagnosed that it marry poppers. I've been like, the swing out. The swing out of the arms is like when Scooby-Doo's about to take off and run away. So like I'm going, I'm turning up to go-carding, but with like shoe marker level tips in my head, but I don't even know if I fit in the car.

Are you more confident or less confident having seen Jack and I? Well what I should, like you're't even know if I fit in the car. Hey, are you more confident or less confident having seen Jack and I? Well, what I should sounds like you're less confident. What I have to do here now is simply get round the course. Yep. You guys have both fallen over and spun off. That's true. I could just do it very slowly,

and I'd have to technically get the win. Can I change what Mike's job is? Can it not be to judge who's the best, but simply to point out who's the worst. Makes my job even easier. I just have to hurt one of your corpses. What are you reckon? I don't have to jump over both dead bodies.

I just must not be the last dead man. We all like, that's in this bird of this shit. I want either you or I to beat Jack. For the last time, when you stitch us up and you hustle with the dead. Yeah. Alright. For the last time. For the when you stitches up and you hustled us with the dad. Yeah. All right. Good luck. Have a good luck. Please clear the dance zone. A colleague, Hamish play to the dance zone. That's Hamish play to the dance zone.

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You're done, Finn. You're done, Finn. You're done, Finn. That's not how I'm going back to. Go take a seat. Go take a seat. Okay, okay. How I would best describe what Hamish did there was. He did a lot of just swing your arms out the front

and every now and then again throw one out of the back. What happened was Hamish tried to trick the judge. He tried to trick the judge by doing good swinging out the front. Yeah. And so he did three other judge if he was trick to not. He did three of those and it was like, oh, he's doing it and out the front. And so he did three of those, and it was like, oh, he's doing it, and then we realized, I know, put some out the back, put some out the back. Well, I was only doing, because the Katy Perry kid,

his effect was start slow, build up to a crescendo. I was hoping that maybe starting slow is a bit of a trick like you're getting warmed up into it, and then I mentally queued my body. Once I'd started, so I'd be like, right now do it. I mean, it failed me on the day. Also my shoulders, worried about my shoulder going into that and I had, I have impinged it slightly.

Oh, classic. It's the same with the band. I didn't say it beforehand. I just saw a knee. I'm coming up afterwards going, you're lucky. I've, you're really lucky I still was able to drum with that paper-own injury on my money. Um, Mike. Yes.

You got the hardest job in showbiz right now. Yes. Which of those three turds smell the worst? All right. They're all pretty bad. We know. But I think Jux was the worst. He barely even attempted to be honest.

Yeah, that was the thing about Jux. Actually his confidence wasn't at like. Here to go. And then he soaked off like Yeah, that was the thing about Jack. Jack's confidence wasn't at last. Here to go. And then he soaked off like a kid that couldn't hit the ball. It was like, I don't even want to play anymore. Never stop believing in yourself, Jack. Even in the face of overwhelming evidence that you're terrible.

I thought, I actually thought it was bad practice that Andy stuffed his up and then tried again. So I had the thought in my head, I'm not going to disgrace myself. So I stuffed out the first time to the order of... I walked back. To the order of all things? You know, so you've lost the competition, but in your mind you've kept the post-family name clean, where his Andy has disgraced the Lee clan.

I played by what I thought was a race. I played by what I thought was a race. I haven't had a lot of big guests on the podcast over the years, but we love chatting to this guy, particularly at the moment, because we're working on a learn to surf song. Yep. He joins us from somewhere in the world. Kelly Slater, thanks for taking the call. You guys just want to get driving lessons off me, I know it.

We're a long way from that, Kelly. That would presume that we're in the wetsuit, we're in the water, we're on our boards, and we're ready to take instruction. I think Kelly's referring to a bean, that's at the celebrity ground pre-murder. Yeah, right, my mistake, he was, you did finish your head of his life.

I thought driving lessons was surfing slaying the world. I was trying to forget that. I thought that memory down. I honestly thought we were doing surfing lingo, and I tried to play along and going, that's what we call it, isn't it? When you take someone to surf, teach them how to drive out there. Because you're like, you got thrusters on your board,

so I suppose you can drive the board. Kelly, that's how that's the level we're at, Kelly, without learning to surf songs. Before we get to it, what about you in the world? Yeah, I got to go. Yeah or what about you in the world yeah i got a go that where you in the world i'm in

central california right now lovely placenta california i'm with an army you guys may know what is that all really i mean you're a very good golfer atoms here surf and with me at our surf ranch how long's adam been serving for

gosh i don't know. The long time since I've met him, I mean, at least 10 years. So here's the thing, we are nearing middle aged men and we have never surfed before and we'd like to surf. I, well actually, correction. I took one of those big foam boards out in Byron Bay. Didn't do the lesson, but I waited out with it. I was saying at a hotel that had them,

and I cut my foot on the way out. Cut it quite badly. I didn't notice how badly I cut it, but as I was sort of paddling, I was sort of trying to get up on the board. I looked down, there was blood everywhere, and then I had to get out of the water because there are some sharks around Byron Bay.

Got out of the water, and my wife said, what happened, I put it down to my foot, like flesh was pouring out of the toe, had to get stitched up. This is an old debate we've had on the show, Kelly, but maybe you could clear this up. Is that a surfing injury that I got? Wow. Is your show called the Comedy of Errors? Because I mean, I had a surf board. I keep saying to Hamish, he can't say he's had a surfing injury. I don't think it's a waiting injury. I think it was technically a surfing injury. That's like saying like this one down with surfing and then like a few hours later I got injured with a surfing injury. I got him really connected. I got a blister

carrying my board back to the car. Hey Kelly, I want to talk about this this ranch. It seems amazing to me from what I can gather you've guys may manage to create the perfect wave uh... the people go and serve the hamels trying to explain it to me well we started this project in about two thousand five we were trying to come up with yet with this idea of the technology and then search for that like have someone else uh... pay for it

and no one wanted to do that so we had to figure out how to raise the money as well uh, find the property, kind of put the expertise in that we knew and build it. And can anyone go, what's the idea for it? Can anyone go and obviously you've created perfect ways on a lake? Yes, we have. Now they are running it out this year. Last year it was all by invite only. But it's really fun. We searched all day today. Yeah, it's awesome. Can you change the size of the wave?

Like, could you go a little baby one if Hey Mission Eye because we're thinking about learning to surf? Would it be the place to come and learn? Or do you need to be a slightly better? Yeah, I know you would. The idea with this was we wanted to make a big wave. So just getting back on the technology for a second, what I wanted to do was create a wave that looked like

nothing else. It looked like something in nature, but like nothing else someone had built before. So I didn't want this sort of puny little wave. We wanted it to look and ride and feel like the real thing, speed wise and shape wise and everything. So we designed it around that. Yeah, cool.

But we can tone it back. We just wanted to, we want to, we show everybody the bigger ways, but we can make it, you know, half the size or whatever. I mean, it doesn't have to scale back from there. So that's the same ring to it if it's like Kelly Slater's ripple park. Oh, right. Yeah, go for the big one. Well, Kelly, thank you because we've been trying to, we think there's a gap in the market for surf songs. Obviously, the Beach Boys were doing a hell of a back in the day,

but there hasn't been a mainstream learn to surf song ever in our mind, and that's what we've been working through. Mick Fanning's come on lame beachly. Basically, they've been giving us a few ideas of what you need to know when you're starting out. Just addressing a few of our concerns, a few of the barriers to entry, because I think if we're understanding what a lineup is and arrogant a little bit, we know, Lane said you're

allowed to drive to the beach with your lower half of your wet suit on, you can just zip it up after you get out of the car like that wasn't frowned upon. Just a few little bits and pieces like that, the etiquette around surfing. Yeah, you're that. And have you ever questioned? I've got one. just a few bits and pieces like that, the etiquette around surfing. Yeah, you do that. And, do you have a question? Yeah, I've got one. When you've finished surfing, like for the day, I like washing all the sand off my feet,

making sure it's all off my feet before I get back in my car, would that be considered uncool as a surfer? No, I don't like having sand on my feet either. I was just thinking, while you're at it, I haven't heard of mainstream sort of hit about washing your rugby football after you're done or anything either. That would be a big hit as well.

That's true. It's full maintenance. It's full maintenance. It doesn't, doesn't feature as a lyric in too many of the top 100 songs. That's true. It could be a follow-up issue. There's a serious question here. I mean, I'm looking at obscure hits here, you know? Well, I mean, if we can crack the market over like the niche things to do around

certain sports, this could be our first song. What's a good snack for surfing? You know, can you surf on a full tummy? You are lying on your tummy a lot. How long should one wait after having a roast meal? Like if you go for an afternoon serve. What's the food in surfing rules? I think it's an old wives' tale where you're not supposed to swim within a half an hour of eating. But I mean a good surf snack might be a surfer's leg for a shark. Yeah, a nature's leg. Can you take snacks out in your wetsuit like a waterproof chocolate or...

We actually did that once. We had some little bar. I was out with five other friends. Six of us out there. The waves were really big. We were in Hawaii. Six of us about a half miles up. Probably 30 foot face waves. It's a nice sunny day. The waves are sort of somewhat predictable. I'll break in the same spot. My friend took out this little snack bar and we are kind of sharing it around and of course the biggest heavy day comes six ways to pry thirty five foot space broke right in front of us while we're trying to have a little snack

don't have a snack because you could miss a kilo wife yeah that could be a lyric you know if you like if you surf and you really got to go to the bathroom you know you put your trunk down and I go to the bathroom You're sure to get caught inside by a big set then all right, okay Yeah, so just yeah hold on like you're human instincts because the ocean knows That's a great. That's a great line for the yeah song Yeah, it comes great

It's really sounds great you guys hey one question is there a color? It really sounds great, you guys. Hey, one question. Is there a color that you went to should or shouldn't be, or is there kind of stickers on your board you shouldn't have? Yeah, good. We always end up going back to sharks, but the color is supposedly not

to have a surfboard is yellow. And Mick Fanning's board was yellow when he got a little public with the shark Had a business business disagreement with a shark a little professional professional altercation Both trying to do their job in the water. Literally in the shark wanted that next set That's yeah, but a shark's doing its job mixed doing his job just a little business disagreement I've got a any had sold shoulder surgery. I have a bad shoulder is surfing

Difficult on the shoulders is it a good exercise to do with a with a bad shoulder. Is surfing difficult on the shoulders? Is it a good exercise to do with a bad shoulder? What's the impact on a shoulder like for surfing? My shoulders are pretty screwed. I don't know, both my shoulders are one of kind of a lot. Ah, so you fight through it. I mean, you're a world. Get surgery before you ever get injured so you kind of pay it forward. That's a great lyrics. Be sure to get be sure to get surgery before you get galic. I think we might have the background rap leading into chorus one. Kelly Slater. Thank you very much for joining us mate. We appreciate the time we're all done with the surf ranch.

That's incredible. So cool. And if we get up and surfing, we'll be sure to rent out the ranch. At mates rates, we hope. We'll give you some driving lessons, huh? On the elderboard, as we always say, a surface. Cheers buddy. Thanks mate.

Good luck you're going. Bit of a while. Cheers man. Bye. And, uh, Sonny's fourth birthday coming up in a couple of weeks. Yes. About weeks time. Uh, you might remember last year,

the birthday cake situation. Yeah, you promised to get a build, a cake, which had a hinge, an edible hinge at the back. A Mac truck, yes. Mac from Disney's cars. Yep. The hinge, the back of the trailer would go down using all edible substances. An edible hinge.

There would be a toy inside of Lightning McQueen. You were there, Andy. You were at Sunnies Third Birthday party. You saw the unveiling. You saw the hinge go down and I ate it. You ate some of the hinge. It was, I don't want to get into the specifics of it. Exactly.

It was hard icing some salada. I think a pretzel was used as an axle. It was all edible. Not delicious, never promised it would be. You could just eat it and you wouldn't get sick. You saw the look on Sonny's face as that hinge game was. Has that hinge operated? He couldn't believe it.

He was saying edible hinge a lot. Yeah, he was saying edible hinge a lot. I'm not sure if he understood the gravity of what you still talks about the edible hinge. Really, okay. Well, so obviously with the fourth birthday party coming up, I would have assumed 100% I'll be doing the cake. Oh, well, I thought taking a year off.

No, I have taken a year off. I've never made a cake since. I come out of retirement every year. I'm going again, baby. Yeah, what are you gonna make? What do you hear this? I floated the idea past sunny last night. I've been trying to get him to nail down a theme

because I can't make the cake until he gives me a solid lead on a theme. And it's kind of bounces around a little bit for a while it was gonna be space themed, but ghost busters, very, very big in our house. And I was a hunch we were heading towards a Ghostbusters cake. So in my head I'm thinking, okay,

I can probably do the Echdo one, which is the car the Ghostbusters driver. I'm pretty similar to making Mac. It's a car, it's another car. And maybe the back of Echdo one comes down and that's got an edible hinge and their Ghostbusting packs, the Proton packs are in the back. Yeah.

But I just felt like, you know what, I'm an artist and I want to push myself. I don't want to just do a re, I don't know that my second album to just be a bit of a re-aging first album. Yes. It's never going to have the same effect. Yeah.

But Ecto I was being thrown around as a bit for the cake. Then last night I think I landed on, I landed on the money shot. Because I was like, if the people that remember last year's debacle, Zoe got another cake organized as the backup cake. Yes cake because there was no there wasn't full trust in me to be able to deliver the match truck. Right. Right. So I was thinking to myself, all right, Slimeer is a big, sunny and a slimeer. He's a big character in the Ghostbusters movie.

He's sort of the friendly ghost that hangs out at the fire station with the Ghostbusters. Could I do a Slimeer? Not very hard. it's just a bunch of blobs, you know. It's just a bunch of, it's actually probably just, I'm gonna say giant cake meets big cake, small cake. Yeah. Stacked on top of each other. I had a few more cake shapes around the edges, rounded out.

Iceybub. And then you get that butter icing, that buttermilk icing, make it green, slap it all over him, you kind of can just shape the shape and like that. So I was telling you something, what if I made you him, you can just shape the shape and like that. So I was telling you, what if I made you a slimy cake? You know that would be awesome.

But I, as an artist, want to push myself. So I was saying, because in my head I was like, there's no trick to that. There's just a blob of cake. That's too easy. After I've come off such a great cake last year, this could be, I know it's what he wants, but how can I jazz it up?

So then the thought occurred to me. I mean, you're not releasing the iPhone, we don't need this big of outer pay-end. We'll just, one more thing. This isn't just a slimer cake. There's a lever in the back of slimer's head that when you press it, green cream spews out his mouth.

Pee. Pee. Because what I'm gonna do, you know those, like the soda stream bulb, like the cream, high pressure cream shooters that they have, some of you seem at restaurants or on master chef. It looks like a little coffee pot that's pressurized and the cream comes out of it. I jammed that up the guts of slimer.

I build the whole cake around him just so the nozzles that he's mouth. The kids come past for their first bit with their plate And he just vomits green cream into their into their dish. How do you make the green green the cream? You when you're putting the cream in your color it green. I know but those canisters I think I'm sure I was they come I don't think I'm sure you can make your own crème fraiche. Yeah, I Believe put it in a machine that then you just put the little CO2 bowl in. Ah, right.

So that's the pressurized bit. Sure. So I can make up my own green creme fraiche. Yep. And so you're going to serve kids just cream for the first one. No, no, they walk past. Slime a spews a layer of cream into each of their bowls.

Then we cut slimer up and you come back around for the cake on the cream. Okay, after that. So Sunny got, so I explain this to someone's like, what about Slime her up and you come back around for the cake on the cream. Okay, after that. So Sunny go So I explain this to someone's like, what about? Yeah, Slime us be use slime Well, great cream in everyone's balls and sunny goes. That's awesome. Does Slime a really spew slime And I went yes, he does he does So don't tell sunny sunny doesn't know what slime does. He's never seen a film. He just understands the characters

Yeah, well, it's a bit like when you're there. Don't you tell Sonny but Slime is Slime is actually just residual slime off his body He doesn't actually have the power to spew slime. That's not even how it's a piece might be when you like when you grew up and Femme your dad didn't play cricket Victoria Baseball he just had a baseball club and he lived in He just had a baseball club and he lived in Victoria. He was easy as a child to come. He can't fly great, but it's too fast. Hey, before we move on, we need to clear something up. We put a call out for people to make songs that are no more than 10 or 15 seconds.

People might have been wondering what's been having with this, because it's been a few episodes we mentioned it. Yeah. The idea was we could then run the podcast like it was the radio show if you missed that format. Yeah. And we could actually have songs in between what we're talking about.

A lot of people have used this opportunity to send in their bands like they accidentally thought we were doing unearthed. Well, I think they actually thought we were doing triple j's unearthed yeah apologies for the miscommunication no no no we don't not know about songs like we don't need to know about more songs so if your bands called sharpen axes or you know the wild date and the wild like we don't really we love your band love them but we don't and, we love your band. Love them. And like care for them here. I mean, it's awesome that you guys got off at a bigger stage at next year's Surf Coast Festival or whatever.

Yeah. That's awesome and it's awesome to hear you doing well. That's not what we're going for. What we're after is shorter songs, Purpose Built, Purpose Built, and Shoe. This is an example of one that's come in that would work. When you hear the ding, it means it's time to sing. Come and join along in this transitional song at the Hey Mission and Me Show.

Podcast, Hey Mission and Me Show. Podcast. I mean, that's outstanding. That's outstanding standing what's that standing jack what's that band there? What band am I thinking of Jack that sing the songs for the movie Juno? Oh, you know those guys no, no was it one band that did the whole sandwich? I think it was one band that did a lot of the soundtrack and they're Canadian was that a Canadian? So I have to take a minute just cuz I look like Michael sir. I don't know I don't know. I don't know.

Did you know Alice and Janie would go into win an Academy Award or get nominated when you were with her or was that a shot? Anyway musicians out there please send in 10 to 15 second long songs. Doesn't even have to be about the Hamish Nisho. Anything you've got with love, some love songs, some despair songs, whatever you want. But we'll try and get that show going for you. And then list your band if it is one.

And we can do some great back and anything. Who did the songs on Super Bad Jack? Sorry. My apologies. You're not Michael Sarah. Yes, thanks guys. We're looking forward to it. And I've come across something that's fallen on my side of the emails.

The emails do get 50-50, so we don't see what the other person's getting. Now we do thank people. We've had thousands and thousands of VIP, very valued and important podcasters, submissions. And we do thank everyone for submitting. And if you should have any questions, just go to homestayne.com and hit something to contact us.

Content form is still there for any random musings you might have. This is, so it's getting to the stage now, where it's taking a fair bit to make it to the show. Yeah. But there are, and you can't just use the old same old tricks. You can't just be like, guys, I've got a story for you. Like, you know, call me to find out. We're not falling for that anymore.

We do fall for that a bit, but in this case, something struck me here from a young lady called Kate, and I thought, I mean, it got me thinking, and I wanted to run an idea past you. Her, she's written in and she's gone, look, I've got a bit of a special skill. I can actually summon ducks. Oh, wow.

I have such a hell of a good duck quack on me that they'll come to me like the magic carpet being summoned by Aladdin. OK. Which is like, if people haven't seen the documentary Aladdin to cartoon, Aladdin, the genie whistles, I I believe and the carpet arrives minutes later at the feet of it so that's that's what she's saying like I can get ducks to my feet essentially and then you have to be I'm guessing she has to be near ducks

interesting you bring that up asterisk note the ducks must be within a 50 meter rate yeah yeah yeah so she's not saying she can communicate telepathically with ducks. She's saying, if they hear my quack, she can, I guess just hit the right tone or the right timber that ducks will go, what's all that about? I must go and talk to the queen of the ducks. Right. He's what I'm thinking. We are fond. A couple weeks ago, we had a young man in here trying to fall asleep during the podcast. We've had different people come in to show us their talents. And there's nothing we love more than hearing from the people and ideally getting to experience

the thrill of this talent close up. Now Kate lives in Sydney and the Outskirts of Sydney. We recall the podcast, Tim Melbourne. I propose a challenge. We fly Kate to Melbourne for next week's podcast. We fly Kate to Melbourne. Yep. The next week's podcast. Yep. We take her to a duck heavy place.

Yes, the top of my head, maybe Albert Park Lake. There may be other parks around Melbourne that are known for their ducks. Maybe on the outskirts of Melbourne, because the duck is a bit more of a rural animal. Yes. We conduct the duck challenge. If the duck comes to within a prescribed, like maybe we draw, we spray paint like three meters around Kate's feet. Yeah, great. If she can get a duck in the ring, we'll pay for the trip. One duck? One duck? I should use no bread. Didn't she say she can some

in ducks? She needs more than one. She joins us on the line. I want to get you to get your tacit approval of this idea. Absolutely. Kate, quite quack and a hoi. Kate, have you been listening to, I just put a little proposition to Ando, could you hear that? No, I didn't. You haven't heard what's going on. No, but I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Okay, we are fascinated by the talent that you have to summon ducks How I am I have to be honest. I was telling my partner at last night and I was like oh, I think I'm hanging It's nearly gonna talk to me about you know the fact that I can make You listed your other skill here, which is that you can summon.

Now maybe word gets around. And they're like, oh, you have to go towards. You should actually, that's Kate. No, it was not a family podcast. Wait, I don't like telling your kids listen to this podcast. That's fine, Kate. I mean, I actually don't even want to hear the quack. I want to hear from what were from you?

Here's what I just mentioned to Ando, I've got the green light here from the join account to fund this. We want to fly you to Melbourne to take you, we'll put you up, one night of accommodation, second cheapest flight available. Just to show you that we care. Not tiger, not.

We could be talking to the second cheapest airfare on tiger. It would be a slot, you know, you might be able to take clothes on. Like you can wear shoes, which I think the bottom, the bottom fair on tiger, you know, I'd wear shoes or clothes and you have to cut your hair. So like cut down on weight on the plane. But you will get the second cheapest fare. You can then, you come to Melbourne, where we record the podcast. We take you to a duck heavy place,

park or something, a wetland, near Melbourne, we take a spray paint. Water soluble spray paint, so we can spray paint it on some grass and it won't affect the habitat. We maybe spray paint a ring around you at a three meter radius. You then do your trick, the sound.

The sound, and if you can get more than one duck in that circle, we'll go on high, and in I will wear duck hunting gear and like and we'll we'll be camouflaged. So you're out there by yourself in your circle. If you can get more than one duck in the circle using just the noise no bread no other tricks we'll pay for all of that. You'll pay for flight. If you can't it's on you. That wasn't discussed. I thought we're going to do all this for the experiment and she's up for a coin. She's up for a coin, an H&A coin, she gets it and would us pay if I don't think we need to risk all this. You need my paypal account. All right, fine,

we'll go with Andy's version, which is if you get two ducks in the circle, you get an H and A coin. Two ducks. Because you said ducks, not just a duck. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's on me. If you get eight in there, you get a golden coin, an eight coin coin. We'll upgrade your flight back if you get eight in there.

Oh! Yeah, right. You're interested? Yes! I'm in! Okay, queen of the ducks. Okay, Queen of the Ducks. Okay, stay on the line. We will get on the lead.

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We'll get on the lead. We'll get on the lead. We'll get on the lead. We'll get on the lead. We'll get on the lead. We'll get on the lead. We'll get on the lead. So this will be on next week's podcast. Yes, we are next week's podcast. Oh, that's good. I mean, I won't do any logistics. I just think that I'll be interested in making the podcast. You're asking the next one. I'll certainly go to a wetland next week here. OK, it's next week, but we'll see you there. MUSIC And we just realized that Jack is actually leaving the country.

He was snuck back in to record an extra bit for the podcast because he's going to London for a week and we constantly get requests from London for a H&A call. I mean, we so far there hasn't been an opportunity to distribute an international H&A call and could this be the first opportunity rewarding an international podcaster who is quick on the

uptake. It has time on their hands can get to central London. We're going to get Jack to take one of the coins with him across the London as a way for the show to interact with a lot. Hello Jack, post-begging. Hey Jack. Sure. Jack and I are in the studio just doing extra work.

I assume you're on your way in. You were quick to get out of here. Why are you hanging around? You see what you guys believe. Pretend I'm like to do shuffling papers and stuff and as soon as you leave, I pop out the back door. Yeah, Annihner went upstairs and then we were like, oh, let's actually, let's do that bit.

We've got it to help people that Jack's going to London. We get back down here. You've gone, just a spin and chair and a Jack shank hole in the wall. But Jack, here's what we want to do. You're off to London, right? What exact dates will you be in London town? May 8th to May 12th. Okay. What about on the May 11th? I'll be busy May 8th and May 11th. So let's say I'm free in London, May 9, May 10. Okay, what about May 10 at 10? At 10 a.m.

Yes. May 10 at 10 10. Yes, at 10 10 a.m. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s.

Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. Under the 10s. We are not in here to the 10. At 10.10, we actually know then let's go for 10 am because we're here the gong of big Ben. We want you to take an H&A coin. It's not for you. You still don't own one.

It is for the first person, the first London podcaster to find you under big Ben. Can you stand under big Ben? There's not really, well kind of, but I think that's exciting because I'm not too easy. You'll be able to, yeah, it's probably good that it's not so obvious. I don't think we'll get a massive crowd mate. So a red hat, we're a red hat.

Is that supplied by the station? You will have to purchase this out of your own money. A red hat. Is that supplied by the station? You will have to purchase this out of your own money. A red hat. What do we make Jack buy a B-feeders hat? No, because that's too obvious. Again, we'll have to do it. A red hat and a pen under big bin. A discreet woman's high heel. Just that's fine.

And the first person to come up to you after the first gong has sounded and say, a low, a low, a low. We'll get... So they have to time it perfectly after the first gong? Yeah. Well, I suppose it might be a while. I mean, you only have to wait till 1010 and if no people come up to you, you're free to go.

Wait, is it 10am or 1010? You're there at 10am. We want you to record the gongs of Big Ben. I'm just hedging for the fact you might not have a thousand podcasters screaming and tearing at your clothes yelling a lo-lo-lo-lo. No one might show. So if no one's shown by 1010, you're free to go. In that window, the first person to come up and say, hello, hello, hello.

We'll get the H&8 coin as a reward for their diligence. And if we get two or three podcasts as it won, that's tough, isn't it? Take three coins. Take three coins. I think that's good. But beware, when customs makes you say do you have more than $10,000 on you, you will be traveling with significantly more than $10,000 on you? You will be traveling with significantly more than $10,000. You probably have about $35,000 on you. So tell them about the coins, all right? Now, travel safe, Jack. Jack, also, if any of the podcasters there hit you up for 10 pounds and they have their details, well, I'm sorry, you'll have to pay that.

Oh, surely they'll be happy with the coin and wine. No, but you've got their bank details on that. I don't want to see it. I'm not actually, I'm not sure if my pay pass works overseas. I'm not just making that up. You can do any international money transfer. I don't want to hear, I don't want to open up our emails on May 11th and they just get hit by a flood

of angry Londoners going going I tried to get 10 pounds out of Jack and he is a list of excuses again. But now there is a lot of listeners over there. Okay. We never know. Okay. Now everyone's going to get 10 pounds if they see you. Yeah, I don't know. But let's make it like, well it's not 10 pounds. Yeah. 10 Australian dollars is like five pounds. And then you five pounds, yeah, include the fees, maybe two or three pounds. Okay, so we're going to go with that. That was the best we're going to get in. And for those who don't want to meet Jack, but want to follow him and submit Jack in the wild. Yeah, we'd love a Jack signing. What did he get up to after Big Ben?

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