Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 53

Episode Date: May 22, 2019

1. Keep It Friendly Lottery2. 3 cameras walk into a bar…3. Guess that choc, choc, choc4. Superannuation5. Power Moves6. Tennis Balls7. H&A L.L.N.I.B.I.D.S.A

A list-snap production. Activate your internet. Cause the Haymission and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A Hoi-hame. A Hoi-hame. A Hoi-hame, you're Hoi Jack. A Hoi Hame! A Hoi Andy Hoi Jack! A Hoi Joke! Too Acha and you didn't even do a Hoi back. And a Hoi to Pascal! Hello, hey Mission Andy, this is Pascal from Munster in Germany.

I'm currently riding my bike into the Opera House where I work as an opera singer. We have a performance of Madame Butterfly tonight. And Happy Birthday Andy. Obviously, first girl playing the villain and Madame Butterfly must see a catapie. I know it well. It's not a French. It's not a French play. He's probably, it's an opera mate.

Oh, yeah, well. Oh, he's in play. Gotcha mate. Yeah. You're dickhead. Diffin' it. No, madam, butterfly was a bloody opera. Or an idiot.

Oh, no, it's an opera mate. Nice, thank you Pascal. Thank you Pascal. Nice to meet you. Hey, something has been bouncing around in my head. You and I thought about it a while ago, so I'm gonna remind you, I feel like we had this discussion. But I get annoyed when they go,

oh, the lottery's gone off, and Dave from somewhere has changed his life and we don't know Dave. Yeah, right. I always get nervous for whoever won it, that they just shouldn't be saying who they are. Yeah, you said this before. I was like, and you said particularly when they're on the telly, you're like,

Go to ground. Go to ground. Immediately. Yeah. Stay there. It's worth simply commenting. Yeah. So, we become a target.

Yeah, well, target potentially for burglars, but also just, silly for burglars, I think you've just withdrawn it all in cash though. Yeah, yeah Leachers, but if you're a burglar you'd set your clock for two years time and go well He's gonna have filled the house you'd follow him around He's gonna have filled the house with some good. Why is he organizing man with a van to go to Westpac bank with it? You know that's the day But leachers I think you may leachers as you are if you worry is that what you worried about? No, no, no day. But leeches, I think, you're mean. Leeches, as you are. Is that what you're worried about? No, no, no.

It was more, though, the other thing that I dislike about it is when I see it, I'm never that wrapped for that person. I don't know them. Yeah, right. But boy, if someone say, if you go, I run it one on a scratch, you're like, great, great. I know, ham, I'm excited for it. You tend to get more excited for people you know.

Exactly. For team Andy. Yeah. Because I guess they're on your team. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to put this to the show today. Yeah. If we started up a go fund me. Yeah. Where people can just put in a dollar. That's the maximum amount you had to put in. Yeah. Of listeners. Yeah. We know that one of us, one of the people's show will win it. Yeah. Hang on, so we're we're putting... Oh, so we're creating the lottery.

Yeah. We're not really though if you're from the government. No, we're not. We do not. We know you need a license for that. So obviously we're not really doing that. We're creating a money pool. A cash money pool. A license free money pool. A license free money pool is what we're considering. Yeah. But also at the same time, encouraging. Yeah, just a license free pool of money that will go to someone that we know.

That we know that it's more of a kind gesture. Be out of friend. Not a game of chance as regulated by the states and therefore taxable. Yes. Not in any ways at that. No, it's not. It's a gift. It's a nice gift.

It's a nice thing to do for a nice person. So we should look in what legally were allowed to call anything. Anything. Anything. Just a money pool. Yeah. How is it different than any other go-funny? Exactly.

That whole website is just money pools. Yes. So we're just making our own party pool. You know, pray for it to be a pool. Hey, Sarah, who works this here, can you see if there's, by the end of the show, if there's legal requirements for the giveaway? Oh right. No we can do it. Let's just keep it. Let's keep on the family. Yeah let's keep it friendly. Because I think if we get bogged down in our and do do this don't do that. Yeah I great keep it friendly. I just look

for you when I go to jail. And the judge say, is it any last words? We go, we'll all be well. Well, I think we did our part. We kept it friendly. And even though your only sending is to a correctional farm for eight months, it just feels a little unfriendly. No.

Doesn't feel like the kind of thing a mate would do. Not as friendly as we were. You can't contravene one of our big rules, which was keep it friendly, keep it very friendly. So we said, we go fun, we've just a mummy pool, and then we decided, well, we don't decided to give it to, because it can't be like riding and tell us why you need it. No, no, we don't have that, but it's not random. It's not a game of chance, which you do need it.

A lot of time for it to be. It's not that. It's not that. But it's a game of chance, which you do need it. A lot of support. Not that. It's not that. But it's a game of happens, Dan. That's friendly. That's friendly. That's what I was in friendly. That's it's very friendly.

That's just a friendly game of events. That's just a friendly game of events. So if, so on the go, fun me, you have to leave, we'll try, I don't, I haven't really ever done a go fund me, but I assume you can, you can, doesn't give back. No, I said like, when, set one up, but I assume as setting one up. So you seem like a Kickstarter, you can, we go, go fund me, or a Kickstarter, or what it, but can we see, Can we see everybody's details? You can, yeah.

Like they can choose to be anonymous, but they can put their data on. Don't do that. Don't do that. And not because we're randomly giving it away, because you might exclude yourself from happensteads. All right, so we'll put it, why don't we put it on Instagram or something like details

of how to be involved in our money pool. Yes. And then you may find yourself benefiting from peeling through happensteads. Happ be involved in our money pool. Yes. And you may find yourself benefiting from pulling through happenstead. Happenstead's money pool. Do you think we'll work out how we give it away at some point? Yep, it's not random though. No.

No. No. God no. And, but should we make a rule that you can only enter once? Like you can only go $1. Because the other thought was, maybe you can... How you get someone trying to buy the pot? It's a dollar a go, and if you want to go put a million dollars here...

If someone's there, you notice we're going to get $130 in the money pool. It's like in poker, I guess you trust trying to buy the pot. For a billion dollars. But I don't like that vibe. It's an expensive way to make $130. Yes. It could go against you. So, she won a moment of happenstance for one of the hundred fifty-four.

Do you think we should open it up? So, happenstance, I can change your life. I think a dollar. Just a dollar. A dollar's because, obviously, you know, this isn't gambling, but if you were to do that responsible, we would like that kind. Oh, it's always. So let's make it a dollar, and we'll put up the judges.

So what happens? See what happens then. So what happens? See what happens then. So what happens? See what happens then. See what happens then. See what happens.

See what happens then. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens. See what happens then. See what happens then. See what happens then. See what happens then. We touched on this a little while ago, but I had a procedure. You've got a situation. Yes.

An ongoing situation it's being dealt with. Yes. And it required for me to have a camera go up my bottom. Bum cam. Yes. And look, it occurred to me in the day, I was like, in the world of cameras, such a shame for that specific camera camera I would think. Like you got cooler cameras.

You got cooler cameras out there. And say if they ought the end of the day, all cameras around the world head to the bar like a human. Like a toy store scenario, but camera story? Yeah. And just had to blow off steam. Yeah. I wonder how that would all play out. Yeah, that's to be a thanks.

Oh hey, go, how's your day? Hey mate. Yeah, good man. I've been skydiving again. I managed to capture all dudes' cheeks going on wobbly. He's got a great laugh from everyone. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, it's cool.

How's your day, Hanikam? Yeah, pretty easy day again, you know. Just sort of sat around, kind of close to retirement, you know, with iPhones and so on. I'm totally fine with that. that's great, no worries. I mean, even though I still do have more functions than those guys, if you look at my menu settings, but you know, who's going to do that these days? I am more reliable as well, but it's not a kick. Yeah, of course, man, everyone has to slow down at some stage though, huh?

Oh, you see, you know, I'm happy to work. I'm very happy to work though, you know, and have to slow down, I do still have it. Yeah, but you know, it's tougher for you because you're a little bigger-boned. I'm fat. I know I'm fat. Yep, I understand. I understand that I'm a bigger camera,

but I'm heavier, I've got more features, my lens is a better. You're not gonna lose me, okay? A handicap's don't need to be reminded of where fat. All right, we get it, okay? So I'm just letting you know that things have changed a little. Yeah, sorry, man, I understand. Just understand just suppose I can't complain too much I mean at least I'm not the fire optic cam oh yeah oh oh gee speak of the devil

hi mate hey um one large double whiskey please neat another another tough day fire optic cam yep Yep. The same as most days, was it? Yes, in another colon. Yeah, oh boy. How many? Five. Oh, today? Bummer, dude.

Yes, okay. Bummer's actually plural. No, sorry man, that sounds really shitty. Okay. Yep, that's what I was also true. I did have to wade past a bit of that stuff today. Good, great. Well, you know, I'd like to do a shift for you if I could.

I'm busy with your size. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not that big. An elephant would even win if you went up there. Oh, shit, I gotta go guys, it's Tuesday night. Night surfing's happening. Sorry, just say Tuesday, oh god, this is my only gig for the week. I got a grade for musical recital, I meant to be a... Oh, that's bad. Yeah man, man 160 kids all in one year level. A lot of digital zooming from a lot of slow pans. Brutal yeah well still better than being a bum as they say.

I'm required half of NASA to get this up, but we have a studio across to Eleanor who joins us on the show. Two studios joined together for the first time on the podcast. Eleanor, how are you going? I'm going good guys. Eleanor, last week on the show you were telling us talking up a not too big a game, hopefully an honest game about how accurately your tongue can detect the percentage of cocoa in chocolate. That's correct. How's the old bean rate going there in your mouth? Feeling good, well calibrated?

Yeah, I've had a couple of friends do some trial runs with me and I'd say sort of two of them went very well. One of them was interesting. That's okay. So we'll see how it goes today. Do we say 3% either side? Yes. And we also said above 40% or above 30% I thought we said above 30%

Yeah, that's what I thought as well Now we Reasoning we we have a recollection of last episode for some reason we thought we'd have a hunk serve Eleanor, because it felt a bit like the bachelor at which chocolate gets... given to someone blindfolded. At the moment Eleanor, you are your eyes are naked. You can see the other room.

I hope the hunk is dressed. We've got none of the ash Williams, friend of the show, and hunk. And a hunk. One of Australia's favorite hunks, he's in the room. Do you approve of the hunk? Looks good, looks good. Okay, Ash, how are you going?

Is your top, I can't see you, Ash, is your top. No, no, I'm dressed. Even rare than seeing you under it. Ash, would you mind giving Eleanor her blindfold? Definitely. Okay, Eleanor, you can put that on now. You can secure that for us, Ash. Just let her do it.

Why, you're putting a blindfold on a young lady that has headphones on, and you're trying to put it over her headphones. Like, it's her head. Let her drive it. If you both your arms were in casts, that would have made sense for Ash to do that. But there we go.

OK, it's on. Yep, you can't see a single thing, can you? No. We ready to do this? Yep, it's ready as I'll ever be. Great, OK. Jack fired away. ready to do this? Yep, it's ready guys, I'll be able to be. Right, okay, Jack Farrow, why? Lillililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililililil Guess that chock chock chock percentage. I guess that chock chock just made percentage

There's more songs Something get us into it a little bigger than a note now a little shorter than a song ash Can you please remove your top and we did promise to be topless even though I can't see you and present Eleanor With the first piece of chocolate. We are looking at two human beings now in their natural habitat Eleanor with the first piece of chocolate. Here we go. We are looking at two human beings now in their natural habitat, Eleanor eating chocolate, Ash Williams, shirtless. Okay, Ash is looking for the chocolate.

Where's the chocolate, Ash? You're just wandering around, obviously with no top on. Okay, he's got it. He's handing it to you now. Okay. So, you can go to your hand. Okay, so he's chocolate, okay.

She's having a bite. You could hear the snap, couldn't you first? Like you said, shoot, listen, as you could hear, the kind of the crisp snap. For those at home, this chocolate is 70%. No one know what are you thinking? Well, at first you just gotta let it melt. You want the flavor to infuse.

The heat of the human mouth does activate. The taste of the chocolate. Mm-hmm. One of the secrets. Mm. And then what's the second bit after, because I assume you can taste it now? Yeah, yeah. That's it.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So first you got to get your ballpark in your mind. Right, bracket it for us. So I know it's a dart, I'm feeling it's above 70. Yep. Okay. I think we should put it out before you like in aim.

Four out of five, she gets a coin. Yeah. Great. It's sort of around the 74 part. Okay. The first one's always the hardest, because you're coming in blind, you know. Yeah, literally, cold man. Literally blind in cold man.

And mouth blind. Yeah. Oh, it's... It's going to have to ask you to lock in something though. Oh, I know. Okay, I'm just going to... Oh God, I'm just going to go for a 70 this time. 70?

It's 69. Oh, I guess so gonna go for a 70 this time. 70? It's 69. Oh, yes! Yes! 69! Well done, she's one off. Very good. Okay. Okay, I'm trying to find my water.

Okay, cleanse the palette. Now, do you need better water than do with soda water? Do I'm baking soda in the water? That's all right. I deal with normal water each day. So do I. Although, do you want us to do that? Okay, Ashley, give her the normal water each day. So it'll work. Although, I didn't get to that. Okay, actually give it the next chocolate, please.

Alright. Okay, next chocolate coming in. Now your mouth's warmed up, talk us through what the mouth is up to now. She's bitten in. I had been in. For those playing at home, this one is again 70%. This is much thicker chocolate. Not that that means anything,

a little bit on the sweeter end. Okay. But it can be deceiving with some of the different brands and stuff. So I guess like you get in your own head and these events and you just gotta like- You do, this is the worst bit. There's a really a battle against yourself.

It's a marathon here. It's an absolute personal pursuit here for your PB. But you did ride into a publicly broadcast. I think when you ride in, here for your PB, but you did ride into a publicly broadcast. I think when you ride in, you like never expect to be contacted. You are blindfolded with a hunger, feeling the heat rating a year off a hunt, who's very cute. As you look very interested in watching Eleanor's methods there.

You know what, back yourself. You've done the training here. Yeah, like it. Okay, come on. I have consumed a lot of chocolate. Okay, Eleanor. My brain done the training here. Yeah, yeah. Like it. Okay, yeah, come on. I have consumed a lot of chocolate. Okay, Ellen Hall. My brain is split into mine.

One side is feeling like it's quite a sugary dark, so like back at a 70 and the other mind is thinking I should go for like a sort of around the 50 range. Wow. I know that's a big jump. That's a crazy jump. It's a crazy jump. Because we can see on the webcam and you're externally you demean as so calm, but to know there's such a crazy jump. Because we can see you on the web cam and you're externally you're demeanor so calm but to know there's such a battle raging

such a battle raging in your head between the 50s and the 70s. Yeah. Who will win this battle? Lock it in people. Go with your gut. Or your mouth. I'm going to lock in the 70. She's got it!

She's got it! She was a capy old gold dark 70. Wow! Okay! Got you with the 1% away from each other. Wow, okay. This is starting to be... That's on the nose, Eleanor.

That was exactly the nose. Yeah. So, let's please present Eleanor. Because you're right, Cadbury Old Gold, that's sugary. Yeah, it's still dark. Can we please present Eleanor with the third chocolate? Here we go. I'm ready. She has bitten into the third one.

This chocolate is 40%. As you look perturbed, what's going to be your line? You're the man on the ground man. What's happening? Yeah, big going on. Um, you know, we went for a big celebration, um, Eleanor, and I went for a massage. Uh, I went to massage your neck. Oh, uh, didn't you feel it? Okay, but you, no, but I just, you kind of shrieked a bit,

not orderly, but physically. No, no, no, but then I thought clearly you don't like the massages, so, what, what, what are you about the celebrations later? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you focus. You focus. Keep them, keep them just the audioiracters. I've been in a celebration. I just celebrated the festival.

I'm just a little bit nervous. I'm just audio I reckon. Celebrate requests for our sake. I mean I suppose we do have for like some kind of responsibility. Absolutely yeah. Keep audio. Eleanor sorry. Yeah. Got to love to see 40 players give each other messages after kicking a goal. Got to make well don't just get down there and work those chords for a sec. What are you gonna lock in this one? Yeah, so this is definitely more in the milk range. Milk, so where I generally struggle.

Okay. I'm gonna back myself and lock in a 40 on this one. Oh my God. and lock in a 40 on this one. Oh my God. I just thought it on the nose. Oh my God. I mean, it is like, it, it, you can't deny it's a slow run up to get there. It's so exciting.

But when you get there, you throw the dart right in triple 20. Every time, let's go for one more. That's amazing. That was a capri dark milk 40%. If you get this next one correct, you're in Coyntown. You've got the coin. Yeah, you've got the coin.

Before, well, before from four, which is definitely coin worthy. It's too secure at the coin. And we don't have enough recording tape to do the 50. If we go that a triple episode. Oh wait, so am I still have a running for 8 coin coin or I just can't finish it? Well here I'm going to have an 8 coin coin. Oh, but here we go.

No you did, you said 5 from 5. Okay, yep, now that's a good point. Get this, you got a shot for the 5. Sheesh. Hmm. For those at home, this chocolate is 78%. Okay, you want that coin, L. Yeah, yeah, so I'll guess quickly.

No, no, yes, yes, accurately, you've been doing so well, but you would know that obviously things, we'd try and make things harder as the competition will. Okay, my God is telling me to go for 78. This is unbelievable. Are you looking at the sheet? You've got it it 78 on the nose You've only been one percent off the whole time it's this thing It's like when the guy was cheating and who wants to be really it's like some but really there we think she's cheating We're gonna take her out the back. We're probably

We are I just looked at the web camins or ash there like, shirtless like a security guard. It feels like we're getting played here, but I think this is. There's here your knowledge. This is just a mouth that knows what it's doing. Guys, I just eat so much chocolate. People are saying off, Ellen, you have got a hand shanny coin. You already at coin level. To become the first player ever.

The first person ever to win an eight coin coin yeah I've got one and he's going Jack doesn't have one yeah okay go for it all right I'm ready I'm ready I'm so ready guys okay here it comes served by a hunk topless it goes into the mouth okay for those at home this chocolate is 100%. Seems like a knowing nod. Oh, Ash is acting. Don't compliment the bottom. Ash is acting like this is on.

This is going to happen. It's definitely a lot darker than the other ones that I've had. Okay. Okay. What is that percentage? I don't think I've ever had this chocolate before. Oh. Interesting. Or not that block, we got a new.

Oh man. For an 8 coin coin. Oh, it's really acidic. Well, that shouldn't be the case. Maybe I should have in his hand too. Oh man. I think Andy's about to do his catch-finger. This might be the first time I use my 3% leeway.

I'm just gonna put a 97 out there. It's 100% right? It's easy leeway smartly. I was thinking that. I was like, he's just 100 here. She is so confident. You're so confident because you're actually you're using your margin of error. Yeah, I Coincoin for you Eleanor back

I think you've got the blindfold yes let her do it though. Yes You can now see the hunk Which is a damn one a day and there you go that's that's it works better if she can see you sort of approaching So you can do it hug together rather than a surprise massage. I, Ellen, congratulations, fantastic work. Hey, how you feeling? Honestly, like, I surprised myself. It feels like only an hour ago that you walk in this studio.

Yeah. Well done. And now you're walking out eight Hermes and Annie coins. Yeah, look, I put you guys through a long process, but it was worth it. Absolutely. Absolutely. Congratulations.

And a real nail bar, the two real roller coaster. Hey, yes, here's a question for you. Here's me listening. If I came into information that there was a pile of money on your property, yes, in your house, it sounds like an exciting sub podcast, but it was very complicated and how to get it, yes, get to it. And it's money that you had no idea about. So you can't just be like, I'm dismantling your house for parts because I got a nun called the works

that are really actually cash money. Cash money. Drug money from the 70s. Could be something like that. So you had no idea about it. What split would you give me? How, how firmly do you know the location? I know exactly where it is where is it? No exactly I know exactly where it is yeah and

Obviously without this information you will never you'll never find it of course of course, but without my permission Yeah, I will see you for all the money. Yeah charge Charged you criminally. Yep. So what split... How much money is it, can I know that? Er... Yeah. 600 bucks. Oh, okay. Okay.

Er... Yes. Yeah, 600 bucks. Okay, well the fact that you said that means I will be there the whole process during the dig up because it sounds a bit like it was $25,000. And you're going to wear a bagging jacket. You'd dig it up and then call me over and go, would you believe it? I found $600 at the bottom of this empty barrel.

You can have it all. I've decided. I'm feeling generous. That 20 grand. Save us 20 grand. Right, it all. I've decided I'm feeling generous. 20 grand. Save it's 20 grand. Right it was. Okay. Well the fact that you've lied to me already once in the process has diminished my good faith negotiations 20 grand. You know exactly where it is. How much damage will be done to the property to remove it? Nothing. And if there is any we'll use some of the money to fix it.

Because I mean, if it's under the law or something like that's gonna cost turf repair, it will cost nothing to find it. Is this a riddle? Is it because it was $20,000 with a friendship? Or no, it's just cash. I just wanna know exactly what split you give me. Well, I think you've got a classic

property versus information trade off. I think in this scenario, you've got to go 50-50. Okay, so you're going to give me 50-50? Well, I would if it was of zero impact to the house. Okay. I mean, it's not already something I own, is it? It's not like, it's all electronic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it's all electronic. No, no, no, it's actual cash money in a barrel from the 70s. So the old notes, we'd have to go to the bank and explain while we've got all these old

notes. 50, 50. You know, thinking that's an area. Good, because one of my friends was checking into people who haven't reclaimed this superannuation. And he typed in reclaimed that. He typed in your name, but you didn't know it was there. I do know, you can do this, everyone does this. We get people emailing all the time,

but you can be bothered chasing it up. 600 bucks? What's that? It's 600 bucks. Yeah, but can I have 300 of it? No, because I've already knows about those websites. Do you know about those websites, Cherk? It's just a hassle.

Yeah, but he's gone to the effort to do it. Yeah, but he's not to the effort to do it. Yeah, but he's not helping me at all. I don't need any of that information. But what if he feels that the paperwork and stuff? He can't, because I don't have to sign it. So if you do all the paperwork, is it $600 on Clean Super? Hmm.

Pretty sure it's from Sony Central. I never signed a formula on it. I never knew where the super went. If you do all the paperwork for me, and all I've got to do a sign it, you can have 300 bucks. No! Not all we buy, Jack.

This is exciting. What would it be like? I would buy me, I'd say like a thank you present or something. Would be nice for me. For you? Well, for the generosity of giving half my super. Well, it's hitting you out there, mate. Well, I've got to wait till it's some 55.

I think these, I've had a few of these come through before I was in, it's a bit of a scant, where they go, we'll chase it for you and they take a big clip. So make sure it's not one of those signs. No, a friend of us. He's a friend of us. A friend of us.

Yeah, Ben Wasley. I've been, was looking into it. Yeah, right, good on him. Um, how much are you about there? I've done. You'd have a lot tied up. Yeah. I'm surprised there's only 600 dollars.

I would've, I always thought I had about 10 to 15,000 in super. Just blowing in the wind, because I just never, you just move. It's just one fun, you probably do. You move jobs, you let it go. You assume in your early 50s, there'll be a month where you tie it all up. Yep, that's what I'll be waiting for. Yeah. That's what I'll be waiting for. Yeah. That's what I'll be waiting for.

Yeah. That's what I'll be waiting for. Yeah. That's what I'll be waiting for. Yeah. That's what I'll be waiting for. Hey, there's coffee table books. Not going to make itself.

We're certainly not. We're certainly not. We should do this. Let's power move. Hey, no. Yeah. Hey, we're getting so many at the moment. They're not slowing down.

The power moves. The tide has not stemmed at all. I've got three today that are Extremely specific scenarios and how I've grouped them. So these are not just if you're at a party They're not just like hey, this is a cool one to do in a group. You've got to have real This is like we're getting really deep into the weeds here. So quickly. Let me keep this off The first one comes in from Derek Carruthas. He's in Oklahoma. Oh, great.

But this is a little bit universal because it involves phones. A power move, if someone ever texts you and tells you they've got a new phone, either over the phone like, oh, hey, Matt, I got a new phone, or text you, I got a new phone. Immediately ask them, be very interested

and ask them to send a picture of it They then would have to borrow someone else's phone take a picture of that send it to their new phone then send it for me Wasting their day at my request. Yeah, thanks for your time And it's what would be good to follow up on that one it is right back after that. Oh, not great picture quality Yeah, well the other side I want to see the other side. Then that have to explain to you. No, no, it wasn't my new phone. It was the yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, good one. Yeah, geez. I thought the photos would be better Tim Lehman

I Houghty you power move when introducing the person you want to assert dominant When introducing the person you want to assert dominant tone because I like to make finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title. It's perfect. You can make their job seem rubbish or better yet it gives you the impression that the title is self-appointed and made up. It literally works for anything. Even like this is Karen, she's a brain surgeon.

I am a brain surgeon. And that makes it look really defensive. Of course you are. You're a brain surgeon. I am an actual brain surgeon. I don't have your soul smart, well I can say much. Really good. Lockster. Do you see the power move for you again remember specific scenarios? Yes, I like it. When greeting or meeting someone or a work colleague or a friend wait until they go to the bathroom then wait directly outside the door to greet them once they leave the bathroom quickly go to shake their hand usually their hands are still a bit wet I mean it's a bit lurking but and there'll be in a hurry to dry their hands on themselves while you stand there with your hand out watching them squirm around So much lurking. So much lurking. But, and there'll be in a hurry to drive their hands on themselves,

while you stand there with your hand out, watching them squirm around. They usually say, sorry, my hands are wet, whilst shaking your hand. So the first words they always used to you is, sorry, submissive. Kevin J writes in for this one here. Meeting scenario. Sometimes when I'm in a meeting and people sitting around a table I slowly move my chair away from the table. A little bit at a time so nobody notices. That way I'll eventually be

well behind everybody to the side of them as well when I eventually talk. 14 of them just swivel in there, yeah. Who is this? Swivel in there, Jetta, face me, robbing them of any comfortable seating posture. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

Give it a go. You're going to give through a bit, Dave. Nick, Nick Dunn, another international one, doesn't say where, but Country Code. I'm gonna say London. Or England. Rocket Sports Palmov. Oh, good.

Another specifics now. So if you know that, Jockovitch is listening. Yeah, I'll be a gentleman. One of my favorite palmoves when playing any Rocket Sports, squash, tennis, et cetera. When you're just about to decide who serves first in a match, it's usually done with the spin of a rocket. So just before you spin the racket, call the bracket spin off and tell your opponent that they can serve first.

This makes your opponent think you're so good. You'd rather disadvantage yourself just to have an enjoyable game because you know you can win so easily. They'll be rattled and still reeling from this when they do their first service. It will be weak and you'll hear a winner straight back to them, thus gaining the advantage. The Linda Riley writes in, look at time for one more year. Yeah, we do. Sure.

Yeah. No, we're going to get to the news. Yeah. Yoga power and move. Good one. She said, I love going to new yoga classes, other than my regular Saturday one. So she would be a yoga official now.

I'm sure. At the start of a very class, they always ask, put your hand up, is this the first class you've ever taken? I always put my hand up, and they go into perform amazing yoga. I was going to hand up from a one-handed handstand. And my little boy, he goes to kindergarten, which is a good, it's pretty close to primary school, I'm like, you know, he's four.

Yeah, it's like getting a bit of a taste for what's coming up and remembering a few things from primary school days. And you know what I'd completely forgotten about? Yeah. It occurred when I was dropping him off the other day and you're walking to the front, the front playground where everyone's just burning around being maniacs. And they are maniacs, not the single one of them.

He's insane. He's the boy's. Yeah, I know. He just tears off and he's playing with him. And as I'm leaving, I go, mentally I go, like, have a look at yourselves guys, you're absolutely. You're absolutely made of eggs. None of you will be proud of you, but hey, when you grow up,

but outwardly, I'm, yeah, have a great day. I look after each other. You forget, there was a cricket bat lying somewhere. And then suddenly it was playing cricket and he grabbed and was like, oh, can we play a bit of cricket? I said, yeah, grab a ball was, he goes, oh, can't fight.

There's only one tennis ball I've got there already is. And I went, that's right. Tennis balls, absolute currency. When you're five years old, five to 10, five to 12, you're old. The whole of primary school, tennis balls are the absolute currency of the school. They're like cigarettes in prison.

They are, you get shanked for a slashing, you get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to's going on there. You get to that? Yeah, sure, if you're at a rough school. And I always outlawed at your school for a while. Yeah, Brandy. Was that Brandy outlawed at your school? No, we could play Brandy, couldn't do British Bulldogs. Of course. Yeah, that ended up all for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate, I remember post Christmas, because I'd always get a three pack of tennis balls from Santa. Yeah, that was a pretty standard, you know, good stocking filler. Yeah. A lot of tennis balls from Santa. Those are pretty standard, good stocking filler, a lot of mileage out of them. I remember the days of going to primary school in January or February, and you take a brand new ball, writing a name on it like in a huge texture.

And the problem with a three pack or a four pack, mainly a four pack is you're happy to lose the first one. The first one was treated with the reckless abandon. You get hit over the fence and go, let's not bother trying to get that. We've gone plenty more. And then you look back a couple weeks later when you're down to zero and you're like,

foul, that's not a dream. That's not a dream. How dumb were we with the first ball? How arrogant were we back then? Yeah, probably the same way people that like, you know, run a billion dollar business and lose it all. Are going, oh, if I'd just taken the money, I'd spend on one car.

I could have had a nice living forever, but I didn't, because I thought it would never end. And that's the joy of four tennis balls when you're a kid. You do, you're like, if you wanted to set a kid up for life. I'm so, like, whatever companies are advertising at kids, I mean, I, if you wanted to set a kid up for life, I'm so, whatever companies are advertising at kids, I mean, should you be, as I suppose is one question,

but say you were like, what do we give kids that they'll value? Money doesn't mean anything to do Disneyland be irrelevant. Like 200 fresh tennis balls, you'd have kids retiring. You probably have kids dropping out of school, go, well, I've got the point because I've got everything I need.

But you'd need to, they need to have access to the monthly. You'd like the lottery where you go, do you want $2 million now? Or $2 million for 10 years? Yeah, you'd need to responsibly. For real, for the people who have lived in their street, because otherwise they'd just be clogging up the drain. Because they'd just be just flinging about the window.

Yeah, it's a great present. And in fact, I was still enjoying tennis balls as a grownup. Well, you told me, remember I bought my tennis machine? Oh, yeah, you did. And I- You've got a lot of tennis balls. Yeah, Jack.

That's completely changed. The whole power dynamic in here, actually. Do you have a hundred tennis balls, don't you? No, no. This is, you won't remember this. But I was on the website, purchased again, and I bought 200 balls, and you walked past and went, you're gonna have to double that.

Right. And I went, what, 400 balls? And you went, I reckon, I reckon people go through them really quickly, right? So I went, oh, okay. And I bought 400 balls. That's a hundred tennis balls. This is what, eight.

That's robbing. It'll be We eight years go ten years ago. You didn't have that task for a long time ago. Just Christmas gone. I flooded the market with the extra 200 balls. You need them. And out you glad you paid 2011 prices. That's two hundred. That's two hundred. Hey guys, this is where we finished Biffle Lusand. I was not, I'm not tying it up. I'm just revisiting a Lusand. Okay. To twiddle a bit. And then not tight.

Not tight, I'm right. You could, after you hear him say you could make the argument, it could be tied off neatly. But no, I'm just going to twiddle it, twiddle it around with my fingers. But Alisa and Peng some attention to it. You might remember, people will remember a couple of weeks back quite a while now. I found an email on my side of the fence in the inbox where a guy had gone to Fiji, one of our great listeners at the podcast and knowing I was a survivor fan, a US survivor

fan had flown into his drone over the production over there and didn't reveal much just a sort of a clearing but it was exciting to see a picture. We put a call out and we said, hey look, we'd love some footage. None of anyone's private property, don't invade anyone's space. More of like this kind of thing, like a big business, getting up to something, just something we're not meant to see. It's not damaging if we do see it coming, like a low level spy agency kind of thing. And I've got an update. Great, so someone actually sent one in. Yes, Evers, in the podcast recently, I'm up to the episode about using a drone to take

pictures of cool things. Then just goes, I think Andy's example was a bunch of buses parked at the end of the day. Remember that? I'd be nice to know where all the buses sleep. Yeah, I do remember that. It's like, how do they park them? Are they? Yeah.

And so then Jess is written in brackets, can't be asked going back to listen to the exact wedding close enough though. She goes, I regularly travel to Jolong and drive towards the Port Arlington area through Mu-Lap. Okay. At Mu-Lap. Okay. At Mu-Lap, there's a garbage truck depot. Oh, that'd be interesting. It's well over a weekend,

there are dozens of trucks pulled up there. So I'm thinking, here we go. Do they block them all in? Who knows? Oh, we need this week. You need to be able to get every one of them out. Great questions. And that's hopefully the footage reveals all.

Would be cool to see the drone shot of this from above I was thinking, right? I don't have a drone. So hoping you could find someone who does. Okay. HNA, LLNI, B-I-D-S-A. So that went in from the open number four. So then I'm thinking, okay.

Okay, bit of a bummer. It really is someone reiterating what we was like. When you said... Someone just asking, I told you I wasn't timing, anything up here. No, no, I think twiddling... Yeah. When you started reading your email, the fact that you'd given us the pre-amble about twiddling,

I knew that there wasn't anything up here. Okay, laugh then, because this does have a photo. Okay. Isabel, this comes in fine. Another one. Hey guys, you mentioned a couple of weeks back now that you'd like to know what the place looks like where the bus is going to sleep.

So let me, let me not, if taking your example, there is just, it's just a shume that's all we wanted to know. I was just saying anything, get your drones up, feed us the data, we'll crunch it. And I looked in and I'm like, yes, there's a file attached here. So now we're talking, like at least we'll get one ticked off. And we can know where the buses are.

We're like, twiddling in there. Get revert, see mate. I don't have my drone. I don't have a drone. Or my drone. I don't have a drone. So my CIA skills are lacking. But there's a bus step up there in my street. What I did is I went down there and I took some photos. All right. So from the ground? Yeah. Yeah. So this is what the bus, this is what the buses are up to in the evening.

You can see here they've gone down and there is a gap in the evening. Okay, you can see here, they've gone down and there is a gap in the fence, which is a bit of an advantage. Right? Right. Maybe she's just showing me. You can see the buses are in there. The buses, but you have no idea.

But I'm some cause there's a car park in the foreground and you can see the bus in the background. What can I only be described as up to seven buses? Well, you can't see how many buses because it's were on the ground. You can't in the background, what can only be described as up to seven buses? Well, you can't see how many buses, because it's were on the ground. You can't see past that. So you have a general bus, seven plus bus. To see what's behind.

How many buses? There could be a thousand buses behind. I know. The only, there'd be great to have a drone shot of it. Said, look, I could try and get some 5AM photos too, if you like, which is good. For the not ground-based ones. Well, as you can see, there are buses mixed in with cars.

Oh, she thinks it's the cars of the bus drivers. So I'm assuming the bus driver model is fast and loose in terms of parking and sleeping arrangements of the cars. So she reckons they're parking the car, getting that drive in the bus. We don't know, that's the point. We don't know. So we will grab those five AM photos of you too as well.

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