Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2019 Ep 71

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

1. Goodbye Fast & Loose 2. Power Moves 3. Dim sim challenge 4. Chicken Fest logistics 5. Spontaneous Shark Tank 6. Hame’s duck update 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi-yoo-hame. A hoi- you, Hayme! Ahoi to you, Jack! Ahoi to single store chicken shop owners, the worldwide nation wide

and nation wide and also ahoi to Daniel who went to the website, Ham just tell us what he's up to today difficult Ahoi, Hayme, Sandy, Daniel here who is about me third or fourth try this. Yeah. So hard to attach the audio fold this. Anyway, just been here watching the footy having a beer. Trying to get a winner on the horses. Yeah. Not having much luck.

Anyway, a good day. Thank you, Daniel. Thank you, mate. Daniel from Burke. Oh, yeah. Has in like real back of Burke. Real middle, kind of middle you, mate. Daniel from Burke. Oh, yeah. Has in like real... Back of Burke. Back of Burke, real middle, kind of... Middle-right of Australia. Yeah, the client at the Tri-State area. Yeah. I really appreciate that he's a persistent fella. He's obviously persistent trying to back away in America. He's a super persistent trying to get a bloody file,

scrolled, identified, highlighted, chosen, uploaded. Probably would have been. His internet connection being so rural. file, scrolled, identified, highlighted, chosen, uploaded. Probably would have been his internet connection being so rural. No, not with our government mate there. The number one thing they care about is rural broadband. And we are working on a fixed mate. Of course, one exists. It's WhatsApp. But there's certain resistant forces within the team.

They're fighting in still, even from the back of Birk. So that's, that's great. Dan, any scaring drought, striking areas to try and scrape one of these things in. Hey, and Jack, Haynes said something to me on our recent travels, which shocked the pants off me, Jack. Yeah, right. It forced me to question who he was.

Don't worry about that. Didn't question who I was. I don't worry about that. Didn't question who I was. I don't look too deep into that. Whatever I'm presenting as a facade. I'd take that as a given. And it made me just reflect, I mean, people change in life. People, you know, change, you know, you didn't have kids, for instance, 10 years ago.

Sure. I would have noticed. You do. And now I noticed them every day. They're in that room at the end of the little... They're in the room. They're in the room. They're in the room. So, we're away filming the new travel TV show, Jack. Yeah.

Hame comes down to breakfast. We're packing our bags to go on another flight to get to the next destination. And Hame turns me in goes, I couldn't travel without packing cubes. Packing cells, yeah. And what's a packing cell? It's little individual bags you put your undies in. Well, no, T-shirts, undies shorts.

It makes your bag like tetras in the end. So it turns into blocks, like you zip it up. Right, right. And then you just have to... A divider. You just have like six smaller bags that you chuck and you insert case and they all kind of lock in. And you don't just have a loose.

You tee shirts in one cell and you're sure it's in another one. Then you're unruly organized. Doesn't it? Well, you think that. But there's a twist in the tail. But I'll let you continue. The fact that it's the opposite of what Fast and Lucy is. Sounds like an answer.

And it would have been sad for a lot of people that have followed Hamish on this fast and loose journey. Hang in there guys, close to the start. And for them? Wait for the rebuttal. I've got... For them I've got to say just let any finish. Guys?

But we'll get it in a second. For them I've got this. Not going anywhere. I'm here. I have him. Yeah. In fact, one day you just took carry on and purchased everything when we got there. But those days are sadly gone. The cruise ship. And it seemed to me you lived your life a reluctant fast and loose kid.

No, no. Resorting back to process and order when the tough times hit. No, no. You wish. Get out. Never have I been so insulted. Okay, this is true. I don't challenge the events that have been laid before the court here. Because yes, when we travel overseas, for some reason my bag is good 10 or 15 kilos heavier than yours. I like to bring an extra jacket or a silly hat or two. And people will see you later on in the year when our TV show is. That's certainly the case. Look at a lot of stuff.

My wife has these packing cells, right? So she's the first person that I saw have them. I mean, that's clever. You put it close in there. You're like, yeah, you know, T-shirt shorts, like whatever. So it's all organized. Now, I, as you know, I'm a last minute packer. If we ever go away, if we ever leave in the room, five minutes will do it, stuff it all in. That makes it very anxious. It doesn't like seeing me not pack, because she imagines she's me, and she goes, I'll be upset if that was me. So I got the packing cells, and I tried them for a bit, but I've fallen into the habit of anything in them. So the packing cells in my bag don't have t-shirts, shorts,

and they just have random things in them stuffed in, but just five blocks of them. So I did try it for a little while, but then you forget which color's which, and then who's got time to unpack it all and see what he got. So I had stuff, and I was doing this on a recent Tribal as a family. I just stuff all my stuff in all of them. So it's five mini suitcases of myths,

but then Zoe would see the packing someone go, good, he's all gonna. And I'll go, you got it, babe. Don't worry about me, we're gonna make the transfer. I knew you were the baby. I knew you were the baby. It's okay, it's all right guys, I'm here. Oh, I'll do a poo in a bucket

Hey, it's time to do this Trying to power move just... What happened? You fade down or something? A double click. Just turn it off. Double click will... One click turns it on. A second click will fade it out. And that's what I went accidentally did there. Never knew to. One click to rule them all.

Powerful machines, computers. Use the caution. Can I say that we actually have steps towards this book? Like there's been actual steps. I think the steps are very assumed. No, or no of us. No of us. For a while, it was going to be out for Christmas. We scratched that.

People have put it off their minds, and there's other books out there. Chicken Fest to come up. So we've got to get to it. Chicken Festival will absolutely be happening pre-Christmas. Yep. This will be more of an Easter offering. Yeah, their Pound Moose book. It's on its way and it'll be wonderful book.

And certainly worth $3 more than whatever we're charging for in the end. So you know, it's going to be great for you. And I've got to go on here and I thought for a second, no, not good enough. But I'm good. But I kind of think it is because it involves, you know, power moves aren't about just doing basic pranks to people, but it, so at first this seems like a bit of a prank, comes in from a Lertlissner Alex. A Hoi Phelps, good a bit of a power move for you, all you need is a group of mates, everyone's enjoying a beer, beer's in cans, is essential for this,

and then they do notice that rules out gap beer. Which was our homemade beer. Many years ago on our TV show gap you see, points maybe sucked me in a bit with lottery, points for being a fan of the show back in the day. So you notice someone runs out of beer, I'll go get the drinks so you need a beer, they need a beer. Go to the fridge and when you get there can shake it vigorously. Yeah, so they're okay. That's just a, that's a garden variety prank. But I don't mind it because the, then the rest of the players, you go back to the group, give them their beer, they open it, sprays everywhere. And then you get to go mate, don't you know about

the three taps and you tap yours three times and yours opens perfectly. And I like it as a power move because, I didn't think the three taps works at all, but to show someone such a clear demonstration of the three taps works is not there. It's not there. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,alsh, Hoi, Bring It On, Power Move, Brackets, Asshole Move. Oh my... I mean, I'm glad we're not releasing two books. Because one would be like a very slim paperback

for the Legends moves. Yeah, and like a thickness of a grug book, if you familiar with children's books. And then we'd have like a hardcover King James Bobble, Asshole moves for the wish. For the workplace. When walking into the bathrooms, if you catch someone walking out of a cubicle,

walks straight into the same cubicle. Stop, flush the toilet, and then walk out into the other one with a disapproving look on your face. That reminds me of, do you remember doing this Hamish? You followed me into the toilet once about a half minute after I went in and I was in the cubicle and you came in and you started saying, it's the bathroom. It's the bathroom and started saying loudly,

oh, it stinks in here, it stinks, what is that? Then I tried to say quiet because I thought, I feel like maybe I could trick you into thinking that it's not me in there and that you made some sort of a statement. What I would have loved to have seen is, that's always a fun move to do that. Because I, oh my God. And then if I would have loved to have been watching under the cubicle and see your shoes

quietly lift up. The other guy, I did a fine feature remove. Couldn't identify you from your snakes. It would be a fun moment. I mean, we're just freestyle in here, but it would be a fun one to come and go, oh my God, that stinks and then look under and go, I see you, Brown shoes. I'm gonna find out who you are.

It's in the box. Okay. Because then, I mean, the real treat would be someone to see someone walking around the office in socks all day. Yeah. Yeah. Sean Shirley-Ham. It would be someone to see someone walking around the office in socks all day. Sean Shirley-Ham, great power move, fellas and Jack.

I don't know why they, I feel like fellas is a collective, I don't know why they need to put dot dot dot in Jack. Everyone's enjoying. When opening the door for a short person doesn't come along that often for this person. That's the whole point of nature. Us three, we're okay,, were probably on the tour side. We enjoyed. Position yourself so they've got no choice but to walk under your rub.

Yes, creating the arch of honor. You know, yeah, serving your dominance by making them walk under an arch like a toddler. It's pretty good. There you go, no. Let's wrap this up. Andrew Gamble. Good one. I'm going to say this is a good share house, power move.

I think that probably is where it would work best. When you, at the end of the day, let's you end the day with the upper hand, and that's a good sell from the top. When watching TV at night, with someone you live with, the kids knowing when they usually go to bed and what they're watching will end. So, okay, you know, okay, this is love Island, you know, he's always off to bed at the end of this. So, time, time your approach perfectly for when you get up yourself to go to bed just before the person you're with has finished watching what they're watching

And then when you're when you're leaving the room you don't stay up too late mate This will force them to stumble and try and explain they were about to just go to bed themselves But it also leaves them to have to turn off all the lights and the TV while you're already on your way to bed making you look like the more responsible I really like that one. The lights are the killer. The lights are the killer. And also you're about to turn everything off, baby. I'm also just telling an adult don't stay up too late.

No, I mean. Hey, my special skill that we organized last week. We're about to go and do it. I'm glad excited about this. I believe Jack who's going to be testing skill he's ready in the kitchen. Yep. He can eat any dim sim from the supermarket and identify, this is blindfolded, identified, identify what brand they are. It's stunning.

Now, he's in the kitchen now, obviously can't hear this. We have steamed them as per his request. We've cut them in half. There's five dims, dims, dims. What are the brands? I think they do. Good question. Golden wok.

Yeah. All worth essential. Yeah. Marathon. Yeah. Black and gold. And it calls frozen. Yeah, a lot of I love dims.

I love dims. Listening out for those five brands, if he picks them, obviously he's going to be a superstar We're going to pick up the action in the kitchen now Well, this is exciting and Jack welcome You're noisy, you've just heard of just kidding a cage full of classic chicken and sweet corn soup spoons from a Chinese restaurant filled with half a dim sum. Because that is what you hear for the dim sims are right under there I could just peek through the cage. They're obscured from view at the moment because

your special skill, your claim was you can identify blindfolded. Yes. Any brand of supermarket dim sim steam. Yes. Yes. It. Amazing. We've got five set up on five different numbers, spoons. I've eaten a few of the other sides of them. OK, that's fair enough. While we were setting up. And G, you're right. They do have quite different tastes.

Yes, they do. Yes, they do. The salt, the cabbage, the grazed stuff. In more of the home brands, a bit more low-core, lower-end, lower-end, lower-end, you can tell big difference. What do you get in a higher end one where you're looking for? More cabbage. Alright.

That's the expensive grain. Because I started with this piece of mint stuff. And here is one of the less tourist and cabbage. Okay, high-cabbage content. High-cabbage content. Bit of bun. And what about, sometimes you notice, bun to feeling adhesion, sometimes they stick well, sometimes they slip off very easily.

Yes, and sometimes some brains are more bun than more meat and so there's a bit like a meat to bun ratio like a burger. Yeah, and I hate it too. I don't mind it a bit, Bunny. Yeah, you're gonna have a big night for it at a bread base. Ah, ah.

So, Jack, the way this is gonna work, is you said you'd get 5x5? Yes, I do, so I'll decline that. If you get 5x5, you've got yourself a coin. Okay. How much got your blindfold there? Probably blindfold on. No, I think not.

Add a mole, then guess the order of the... Or, or die just... Okay, I know you mean. So we were going to feed you one, ask you the brand name. But no, you can do that if you like. So you could eat one, two, three, four, five, and then go, okay, I think number one was this number. That's how you prefer that.

Yeah, I prefer that way. No way. I love it when people have pre-thought about how the best way to attack an eating competition is. Okay. All right, can you secure the blindfold, please, Jack. Okay. We will remove the wooden cage.

Oh, they're all different. They are all different. They are all different. They are all different. And they are presented on Chinese soup spoons. The soup spoons are numbered. And we'll start with number one. I'll put your hand to the spoon. Number one, there you go.

That's half a dimi. OK. So he's not going to need any. You want to make a familiar nod. That's familiar to me? Yep. OK, good. At any early thought,

or like what are we, what things are you tasting in there? Very distinct bun on that dim sum of, it's very familiar to me, so. Okay, so mentally, associate that with number one. Yep. Okay, okay.

Here comes number two in your hand now, you've got the db nap. That's why. Okay. Dm2 again, and another nod, have. And now you've got the Divi net. That's why. Okay. Divi too again. And another nigh dab. He's swimming in a round. Solid luck on this.

It could be a couple of different things. Couple different ones, right? Okay. Are you vibing on a higher end or entry level on the ball? Entry level. Okay. A lower end, Divi. Okay.

What is the highest end, Divi? I've got to go to Don Walk. Okay. He's handy, is that for number three? He's hungry. I guess. Yeah, hey, we should have gone to any competitions and forgotten that it was any competition had lunch beforehand, which has always been a bad thing.

On one from one from any competition, so let's make it two from two. Oh, okay. Number one, you think is a lock number two. You could be a few things. Number three, now, what are we tasting? The socket. Number two, you could be a few things. Number three, no. What are we tasting? The socket, no. Okay.

Number three is clearing out now. What are you tasting of? Oh, I don't know. Now I'm tasting number two. You could be another horrible one. See how we go. I'm trying number four. Do you have a love the fact that he's trying to remember

these all? It's wonderful. In comes number four. And notice you let your tongue hang on the feeling for a second there. I'm trying to get a lick of the... lick of the bun. Yep. God, what a bro. What a nut, bro.

What do we think you hear, number four? I even made T-R, I can. Mm-hmm. Interesting, uh, number five. Okay, number five. This will solve the riddle now if the system works. Yes. Okay, stiff one. Okay. I had this one before. You haven't. No.

You're left straight away. You straight away from this because of fire and dim seem. We promise you it is commercially available. Yeah. That makes it tough. Well, what alarm bells are ringing out to you? What's clanging around in your house? Very distinct flavor of the arbon had before in a dim team

with the other flora pad. Mm-hmm. Is it a coriander, or is it a lemongrass? Is it a top of MSG? Is it a... I don't know. It's some sort of herb in here. I'm familiar with this.

It's probably a preservative, you know, three-eighths. I follow what I'm talking about. A holistic consult you as a judge. Would we be happy to strike number five from the record continues never had it? We could do that. And then if he gets four from four,

we still give him a call. Absolutely. So we'd let you to go name one through to four and then five versus a bonus. All right, so number one, you can scorn what? Oh, you got it. Well, he's got it. We can go you, I can't wait.

Uh, number four, he's got it. Where you at? Yeah. Uh, number four, Arkansas Woolworths. Number two, Arkansas's number three, Arkansas's marathon. Take off your blindfold, Jack. Number one, was indeed, Golden Walk. Number two, was Woolworths essential. Oh, it was, and number three was marathon. Was it a marathon?

Yes, I got that one. Got that one. Number four was black and gold. Number five was cold. I've had cold last night. There's a different colds I reckon. Yeah. It's a different colds. Because I had somewhere to start the practice.

And that was not the colds I've had last night. Is that possible? Is there a Victorian recipe or South Australian recipe? I can't bring analyte dimis. I have a kennel. I like cold holes dimis. Yeah, no, it's not. I'm at a bit of a loss here is what we do.

If there's this, would you be willing to come on next week's episode on the phone? We'll get someone from Colesum. And if the answer to the question is it possible to get a different tasting dims in Victoria or in South Australia? Because it could be a factory situation. If the answer that is yes, I would go the Wimby Couls. Because you thought number two was Coles. Yes.

And I think that threw everything out of Coulsup. Because a different tasting Coles dimsim here is scrambled in circuits. No doubt you've got a skill. It's not what you said exactly. But let's get the guy from Colesup. And once I've heard their evidence, I'll wait up again. If the guy from calls says, listen mate, when with our dim sims we get them all from one factory, they're frozen, they're transported.

You'd have to accept that when you're driving. Yeah, I'll accept that. We'll see. So it's sort of like a one week long dim press review. And we'll see you in the review system. And we'll send out a token of no value if that is the case. If you do win, you will receive the coin. A real nice cliffhanger, the internex week's episode.

Well, that'll get everyone coming back. Around the corner, Teflon Markets are very famous. Yes, once going in and out. I've been in his role in a Dimsy mode. We always say to everyone, come stand. Do you have 25 minutes? It's free. I'll give you back.

That's true. I've used to 25 minutes of joy to see you. Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, don't worry. Time to talk. Well, not turkey chickens. I don't think it's happening. Time to talk, well not turkey chickens. We've got the chicken fest coming up. It's the first two. And we're under our belief that of anyone who's put on a black tie.

I don't think it's happening. Single shop chicken night market. Yeah, one off chicken shop night market. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I know they pop, I know it's popular and I'm sure it does well, but you suddenly make it black tie. You have ten of the of Australia's best one-off chicken shops, each rotissering, charcoal, and turning their chooks, basting them in secret herbs, oils, garlics, rubs, frying up their chips with their trademark seasoning next to each other. Now I'm interested. And their own stuffing. No, thanks, there's Jack. It's okay mate, not for everybody. We're allowed to have different opinions on stuffing

a well established fact of the show. Keep the festoon lighting. We'll probably do some festoon lighting because that's what a night market does. What is festoon lighting? I don't know, but it seems to be invoked at the moment. I'm not just coming. It's essentially lighting that hangs above you I think.

Isn't, oh that's most lighting isn't it? So it's just not floor lights not so no and apart from apart from when you do Oh, it's like a little like a cable that runs between globes and they the globe hang down That's a night market that says that's everything that's a county fair. That's a night market But it is a very a lantern around it. We wouldn't do that. That's too noodle. fair, that's a night market, but it is a very lantern around it. We wouldn't do that, that's too noodle- No, that's too noodle- We're chickening- We want exposed globs.

Well, really, we should have exposed fluorescent globs for so many chicken shops. I mean, part of the thrill of a chicken shop is the harsh lighting, and the food still stacks up under that harsh lighting. Now, we're organizing it. One big word that I hate, not unusual for guys to be scared of the L word. Logistics. Logistics. It seems like this

event will require some. I just want to know. I've been trying to get you across something. And I am trying my best, but it's giving me hives. I wanted this event to give me a food coma, not a logistical headache. Okay, well things that we need to... Here's, well, can I just say, I mean, where is it? When is it? That's a couple of the big W's. What, why is it?

We know why it is. What is it? Figuring that out. Okay, so who will be there? That's also a good question. Okay. How do we select the winners? Yes, Will as we've discussed discussed off there peaking duck play as peaking chuck took Well, yeah, I mean that's another will might well That's what I've been asking you these questions this week You get me some answers and I'll either tick them off. I'll sign off on them So that's what I've been asking you these questions this week. And then you get any answers.

You get me some answers and I'll, the tick them off. I'll sign off on them. Okay, that's interesting. I'll present you with answers. And I'll do the sign off. And you can do the ticking. Okay, that's a ten. Well, we do have a suggested venue time that I won't say that loud, because I know

when people are going, that's a great idea. No, I'm away from my mum's wedding. Yeah, no, no, no. Well, that's what mum's taking. I'm sick and waiting all the time. No, maybe you were born out of it. Look, it's OK. Anyway, that's not how we're festivals don't run it past

or ticket holes. Exactly. So what we'll do, you don't go by next week. Kiss coming to the Applying at the MCG if everyone can make it. Email ticamaster.com. Let us know your avails. We'll talk to James Simmons and the guys. Let's hash something out. Love to make this work if possible with 50,000 kiss fans plus band. How about how about you know, that's now how it works.

We put it on a nail and then that's. That's politician. Shit, that's when it's. Yeah, I agree. Let's take a real SSS. Let's take an real SSS approach. Okay, to the venue and the date and then make it do everything we can to make it a wonderful event. Politicians are all about pledges. I've noticed a blade. Yeah. Here's a pledge. Don't necessarily have to keep them, but here's a pledge.

By next week, we have a venue at a time and a date. Yeah, great. That's a pledge. Dress code we know, black tie. Ticket off, black tie. How do you buy tickets? We will get to that. We will pledge to get to that. Yeah, that's absolutely, we're absolutely thinking about that.

They will be cost. Let's look into bands. We will cost the one that I've seen a lot of videos. Picking tricks for top values. I've seen a lot of emails find between you and Sarah who I've seen, you know, I'm on them, but you're on them too So you know need for me to read it

And I'm seeing a lot of stuff on that. Yeah, you know, there's Charts and there's like boxes tables. That's what I'm looking for the box with all the words in it. There's tables Yeah, they're just seems like this cost and that's why I need to There will be ticket prices present you with with the... Because it's adding up. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, it's close to 100. Bucks a ticket, no. 100.

So far. 100 grand. 100 grand. And then we've got... Well, we might have to lower that million dollar prize money. For the ticket shop. I'm wondering if we wind the $0.00. So that's why I've been trying to get on.

Quick squeeze. But yeah. That's okay. We'll get there. We know. The chickens are delicious. The rice is the best. It will not.

The thing is it will not be a sponsored event. Well, I just don't want it to be. No, it won't be because that just flies in the face of single store. One off chicken chops. I mean, if they turned up and we said, oh, by the way, guys, you know, KFC has sponsored this. They can just drive an absolute dried old. It would be like a fox in the henhouse.

You would be the worst thing we could do. Exactly. So we're not going to do that. We'll reach out to peaking duck. Yep. Any other bands that we think that could. Well, let them know about where our money was because this would be a love job. We'll reach out to peaking duck. Any other bands that we think that could... Well, let them know about where we're at money wise,

because this would be a love job. A lot of love jobs, yeah. So we're gonna have to price the event appropriately to not make us do this. It's a tough task. It's a tough task to go, look, we want you to play for nothing and change your name. Not a lot of bands who are successful as peaking duck

are answering those calls. No, no. But we... Rotisserie Birds of Tokyo, Mark. That's... I mean, it's rude to say that in our second choice. Second thought. It's not second choice.

Equal choice. Equal choice. Second thought. Just second down the path. But I love rotisserie birds of Tokyo. We'll go down a list. We'll work on that. A lot of people are wondering how we pick the source because they've obviously figured

out we're flying in the top 10 no matter where they are. Is that why? Is that why we're at prices? No, at the price at the moment, it doesn't even involve flying in anyone. Where have you booked to hold this? It depends depend on how many people we expect to hold. How? That's the whole thing. You have.

How many in the coop? Well, we could have, how many people do we expect? Will we get over 700, 800? That's good. No, 800 people? Yeah, sure. Because then you have to put in facilities and security measures, et cetera,

to be fine to house that many people. And we can't just do a bit of a quarry worth, I think. We could. I mean, the thing is, like if we want peaking your call, a rotisserie birds of Tokyo, we need to provide a stage and sound equipment and do we want them to be have lighting? And do they want it? I don't know.

So it seems like it's so silly to spend 10 grand on lighting. So that's an up and error or squinting. Oh, I thought we had we known you didn't want it. Could we make and play it five o'clock in the afternoon while it's still light out and then they don't need any lights? That's a nice idea, Jack. Yeah, clever. That's probably why woodstock did it during the day.

It'll be daylight saving by the time it comes to turn. It doesn't even have to be five o'clock. Gentlemen, it's a lot like it. We can do it seven. You know? Okay. Yeah. It just, okay.

And these are all the conversations we'll have off it. You'll have, but I would like some answers. Yeah. I'll present you with answers. And I'll sign off on them. You present me with a ticker across. I think, but what I was gonna say was a little bit of a lot of people are interested in going like,

well, how are they being picked? And look, obviously we can't get to every single store. But that's why we have this show. We trust the family and the listeners of this podcast. No other podcast has the community and the family that this show has. We don't need to put our teeth and tongue on each chick nominated, but you have done that for us.

Can I pretend one? Can I reiterate something? Stop swampin'. We can easily sniff out the swampers. yeah, if you're running at your own campaign And we know it's come from different amyl addresses, but you we get it You've just told all your family or your friends. I mean, I mean, he's an example And we don't name the swampers because that's what you want So we're not naming you, but I'll absolutely just give you a little example of

Of a swamp here of someone that's written in clearly about their own store. This is one that came in, probably 20 emails in a row, back to back, or within an hour period. So the people have done what they've been asked to do. Why do I love this chop? Oh, I love blank blank because the chicken and chips has always been extremely high standard.

The premises are always extremely clean, which is a reflection of the care they take in the shop. It's not a visual review. The sell and the products they sell, stuff are always extremely friendly and bright. I just love them to bits. And I own it. Stop swapping from the swamp.

Well, here we go. Can I throw this one out? Yeah. And we'll look, the other thing is we need to, there's people we might like, but they might not be interested in the event, I doubt it, but they might not be interested. That's true.

And we spoke to a representative on last week's show to me, Sachin. Sachin from Smohy, he took him in Melbourne. Yes. He just happened to be our local store to get his take on it. And if you didn't hear that, sure, you don't remember what he said. I believe he's exact words are, this a great idea somebody's gonna do it yeah,

and he was wrapped as a representative of the business would be a problem just packing carry on your secret herbs it's the chicken and salad spot. Yeah, it's in Gladstone Park, shopping center, in Victoria. She said, best, the best combo deals, 650 quarter chicken and chips, and the chips are bigger than a football with a can of Coke. The chips are bigger than a football ball. Yeah, not the single chip. I mean, does she mean the potatoes bigger than a football ball? No, not the single chip. I mean, just you mean the potatoes bigger than a football ball. No, she's saying the amount of chips chips will up a football. Could fill up a football. And so if you ran out of boxes and you're serving half footies, you'd have to have two

half footies. Yep, per chips. That is a huge amount of chips. The sickle ball is alive. And that last point, she says, that's right. I worry about Jack's worry, I can see his face. Great gravy, huge portion, portions, 50 cent dim sins and potato cake. She does visit every single time and I just think, wow.

Still a 50 cent potato cake in this day and age is, at beginning you're questioning the quality. Is she sure that the quality is high? He's the kicker. I've had it as my birthday dinner more than once. Okay. How old? How old? How old? Because the youngster could be fooled, especially if they're doing a lot of gravy.

Is that a poor quality chip? I back her in. I don't know how old she is then. She's managed to upload a photo of the food. Anyway, I want to put it out there as an nomination. I love it. The combos are important. I love it. And, oh, let me give you a little example here of someone that I think's going in. This is... It's not a good name. At first I thought, I'm going to say, this is... Name's off. This is not good. Fishery chick. So you suspect they do fish and chips. Do they do fish and chips.

They do fish and chips. Well, let's find out. Okay. As we read the either. Oh, it lads and Jack fishery chick in Balorat on how it straight. Yeah. Okay. We have had a different store for on was that Bendigo that was swamping us. Yeah, Bendigo. So it wasn't Fishery Chick. Good. Balorat. It does a matter of fishery chicks our choice. If the under 14 basketball draw was kind on a first night, you got to play your games at Minadome every now and again, which in our family meant you were getting fishery chicken the way home. Yeah. The crispy yet supple drumsticks are very often overlooked aspect of the

chicken next to a breast. That is true. like a lot of people do prefer the white meat, but if you can get a crispy and supple tom stick as Don would appreciate, set them apart from all in sundry, having seen many a shop around them come and go, including Don Chichose pizza, which closed an extremely controversial. That's it.

So it's a stale. That's also a high water market. That is a huge mark of respect, because it's been there from the mid-90s. So it's seen off. I mean, if you're a fishery chick, and from a branding perspective, it's not an appetizing name.

And you see Don Chichose open up next to you when they're a fancy new age pizza restaurant. You would think most stores may be my times come. Dremble, they saw them off easily. Not only easily, but in a controversial fashion. Well, how about we next week, we ring our first, we lock in our first, because we need to know that these people might come.

Can I throw one more in? I know we're dragging on here. We've got to get to other things, which is a quick one. We did say last week and we spoke to Sachin from Smoky Chooks, which is our local. We said, well, you're not in Sachin because you haven't been nominated. And he said, that's fair. Because again, I think he said something like, well, you have to pay by the rules. He, the store got nominated. I believe the chips are the best at this place

And that's how I first went there myself. I can't find anything close to it anywhere in Melbourne Chicken is always succulent cooked to the perfection service with a smile That's what I admire about this place all the time. Good luck to the whole team. So someone's heard it They've nominated them. Yeah, that did come in from someone called Satchin from someone called Satchin. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! I think I've done it last week's chat. He's gone. I will play by the rules. I will want to change my name. I will not eliminate myself.

But I mean, he's still in the running for me. He's still in the running for me. He's got the answer. You know what? He's not in. He's not in. I'm going to go past that one. Yeah, go. Yeah, head past.

I'll head past and just taste it myself. And if I feel like, I'm not me pretty fear in these scenarios. I feel like it's up there, him. It'll be free I consider. Oh, you'll enjoy it. And it's one of those stores where people often use fast things and they go, oh mate, the chips. It's like they put crack in them or something.

They don't. No. Because that's illegal. And that's one of the rules is, you know, I, that doesn't make me want to eat those chips. No. So I'm trying to steer well clear of that. I've found for when I understand one taste

is what you don't want. So there is no crack in the chips. No, but there are more ish. But there are more. I guess that's what they're getting at. They're more ish, you know, and in that way the Venn diagram's over there. That's it.

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hear me out, well, I tried and he was answering. I thought, you know what, it's easier. I'll just think I can speak freely for. Ah! Here's what I want to do. You guys are the investors. Okay. On Shark Tank, ask us anything.

Yep. I'll speak for Oliver. Go. Spontaneous Shark Tank! The business idea is real. Your investment will be real. The details of the product are to the best of my understanding. Spontaneous Shark Tank!

All right, all right. Hello, fellas. Okay. The product is this. All right, all right, hello fellas. Okay, the product is this, it's an app. Mm-hmm. All right, yeah. Continue. I hear what kind of... What kind of...

Jackson joined the bow. What kind of... What kind of app is it? What kind of app is it? The app that Oliver wants to build, my boss wants to build is called Freckle Constellation for Freckley people who like astrology. Essentially, you can take a photo of a Freckley area of your body that would then use artificial intelligence and vision mapping to tell you if there's

any famous astrological constellations amongst the Freckles. It's a no for a minute. It's a no for a minute. I don't know if you've understood it. I have more. Okay, you've got more. And it also, you're the only one. Yeah.

It also will do, I'll be a bit more fair. It's not to my taste, but I think it's the kind of thing for people go, oh, yeah, I'll check that out. And use it once. And it's not a good picture, is it? When you look at your mark at your demo. Now can I just say guys, my boss isn't here,

but I do think I'm on your team. No. No. No. No. You know, he's obviously going to find out when this goes to air, but I'm erring on your side of the fence.

Yes, yeah. Because I don't think freckly people who are into astrology, he says astrology, yeah. Proendostrology. But it's actually astronomy. I don't think freckly people who are into astro... He says astrology, yeah. Who are into astrology? It's actually astronomy. I suppose it's a consolation, it is astrology. Okay.

But even if it was astronomy, a freckly people who are into either of those, just isn't a huge Venn diagram over. No. To the point where they'd be shelling out for an app. Now I agree. But also the the the the the kind of programming required to identify the fricking to and then and then find a

consolation close to that. We've got to imagine in the best case scenario where you get you mate you're ready to make Jim you take a photo of his back. Jim courier. Take a photo of Jim courier's back while he's getting changed without him knowing. I mean tap him in the showroom and go, Jim, did you know, you've got half a tourist on your back. He wouldn't probably know that. No, but I don't know how exciting a movie is. I thought Jim Curry is number.

Should I text him? I don't think we're at that level of seeking a celebrity in Dors. No, that was more to see if he'd use it. Yeah. I thought you were going to say, can he text us a photo of his back? No. No. Jim Curry has a photo of his back? No. No. You're gonna have a photo of his back.

We wanna see if he's got any consolations. You're a fricking person. What if it was like, isn't Hamish a bit fricking? No, he's not the only fricking person. Just bearing in mind, he would forever, I think this would lower his opinion of you grossly. Yes, but he doesn't have that huge opinion of us anyway. I mean, we both dressed up to try and beat him in a tennis match

and painted ourselves completely blue, the same color as the tennis court, because we thought it might be camouflaged. I think he remembers this in the same way that, you know, Mark would Jordan might remember a striker, not friends, but I remember the day I saw you out of context. Yeah, so that's a puzzle.

Okay, all right. And can I just say this guys, I think I am on your side. I think it's in no for me as well as an employee of Oliver, because he loses confidence in the idea to the actual end of the email. It says, it'll tell you if there's any astrological consolations amongst said freckles, new paragraph, it would be super useful for

Cheers Ollie It would be super useful. It's always like he went I don't have an ending there. I'll finish him I'll go make a cup of tea and I'll come back to it any forgot he said he forgot that he couldn't really think of what it might be useful for I forgot that he couldn't really think of what it might be useful for. Ando. Ando. Um, gosh, months ago now, people will remember that my dad was on this show, um, wanting our help. I was not wanting our help, but we offered our help because dad had, he revealed to me his plans to go overseas in the middle of the year to Italy and

France. The whole reason they were leaving Italy and going to France, my dad and his wife, was to go to a small town they had visited two years ago and the hope that on a Thursday night there would be a similar night market, might guess much like the chicken festival, but a duck market. it might guess much like the chicken festival. Yeah, but a duck market. Yeah. A similar food truck would be this tiny town in rural France called Abus that would be serving the duck he had had two years ago. The whole reason for going to the country.

Yeah. He wanted to go to a whole new country and a small town just to get a duck. Greg and Chris along, they timed their trip to be there. They were like last summer, they were the first Thursday of a month. We think this market happens then. So we're going back to see if A the market's on. And B the duck is served now. Toby, there's going to be a duck update. So I, I, I, I loadcated the audio of our first

chat with no to take everyone back. So you've booked your accommodation in O'Bars. You go inside with the Thursday night. You're hoping a duck store will be at a market. Well, yes, that's right. She's got me what I've done. LAUGHTER Anyway, dad went and did it. They were away for a little while. The saying sort of family and stuff ever says,

and it wasn't until a few weeks ago. I can't believe I've forgotten about this, but what happened to the duck? And he goes, oh, yeah, I've gotten update for you. So you come on the show and talk about it. He said, yeah, and as you know, yeah, I've been trying for the last few weeks behind this, and Dad, can you talk to the Arna,

man, I'm busy today, and I'm sorry, I'm out of the country, I know about the reception, and I'm just in the end gun, mate, actually, I don't age it. Today's the day, well, I'm just gone. I texted him again this morning, and he said, I know't know, Major. Today is the day, well, I'm just going. I texted him again this morning. Yeah, we're here today. I know we're up north, phone reception, Batchee.

I mean, he, but I've got out of him the story. I've got him. I'll email it to you. I'll give you the report. Do you remember, we asked any expats. We had any, asked any listeners that we had in the area. Look, this town in France, do you happen to be an Aussie or a French person listening to the show somehow? Could you get me there? Could you get your eyes in the area. Look, this town in France, do you happen to be an Aussie or a French person

listening to the show somehow? Could you get me there? Could you get your eyes on the area? Is there a duck truck that drives around? There is a well-known. Is it famous? I mean, my dad's coming halfway around the world for this duck.

Is it well-known? Someone's in a picture of that white truck. We emailed it to dad and he goes, no, no, no. That's too flashy. I think it would be a bit flashy. That's not the truck. Here's the first update.

It was the truck. That whole clip on the show is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, at a barbecue out the side and it's exactly the truck. Here's a picture of Dad with the truck. It's the exact truck. It's the exact truck. That's the truck, yeah. Yeah, 100% the truck.

He sent through a collection of photos. I mean, I'll turn my computer around here a bit. Yeah, great. That's him enjoying duck. So that's, he ate a duck soup and two serves of the, of a whole duck, and two whole ducks. Wow. He's like fantastic, Mr. Fox.

He loves the duck. He ate so much duck and also, ducks. Wow. He's like fantastic, Mr Fox. He's lots of duck. He ate so much duck and also look at this guy. This is a guy that doesn't smile in photos. No, he doesn't. Our wedding photos. He's not smiling. And I was heckling him during the wedding photos to smile, smile, Danny, because then it's not what I do in photos. Yeah, look how happy he is. Yeah, this is, you're looking at pointing at the the duck thumbs up, he's holding two local kids there at the duck truck. He's got all the chefs to come out for a joint photo. Look at this, he's pointing at the duck's breast, that's what I hate.

He's so excited, the picture of the duck. Here he's again giving a thumbs up to the duck, doing another one to the duck. Now he's him around the other side of the truck where they sell duck sausage, and the jams and stuff. Here's a long shot of him at the table enjoying the duck. This, we got two photos, the whole trip of Dad's.

Not the whole trip, they were away for a month. Yes. On the group email, we got two photos. Both of them at airports like, well, we're off. And then, well, we're off again to another country. There's like 30 photos of that year loving well we're off again to another country. There's like thirty-four of them. I'm back here loving the duck more than he loves life itself. So for anyone interested we do randomly get people going whatever happened to the duck. He got

it. He got the duck, he was wrong about the truck. It was exactly the one. It was exactly the truck which was amazing work by whoever it was that sent in and we can completely shut them down going you don't know you don't. It was just a... Emory, they lived in a neighboring town. They drove like a hundred times. And the truck travels. The truck travels around. Oh, you can't rely on a whale every two years to come in.

I mean, they've done well at it. Dad, my bill obviously, you know, inheritance for us. But he doesn't care. Look at him laughing all the way to the toilet. They're us, but he doesn't care. Look at him laughing all the way to the toilet. Now.