Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 143
Episode Date: August 4, 20211. Fanfare for the Common Man 2. Power Moves 3. Mario Kart quiz – special skill 4. Puppy school ...
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A HOT-Y-HAND-O-AND-O. And a HOT-Y-Y-hem, Wando.
And a hot-o-you jack-o.
Hi, boys.
Hello, J-po.
I just want to quickly get something off the bat, because...
Do it. Don't carry the whole show.
Thank you.
I just want to thank you for getting me a sandwich this morning.
Absolutely.
We're arriving here.
But, a little bit of confusion.
Hmm.
What kind of sandwich did you order?
Well, okay.
Let's get this all out of me over here.
But clearly, you're straight another initial volley on a beer for a jacks because we've
gotten high for you this year.
We are broadcasting studios above a food court.
Now, there are several options but not all.
Unicovid, some businesses weathering the storm and others are fully open.
You requested actually a hot chocolate and a toasted cheese sandwich. I decided I made the call.
There was sort of a salad-y sandwich bar type ice, but also serves coffee, why wouldn't you,
it's extra revenue, you do what you can. There's also a Max Brenners if who goes the other way confusingly only sells chocolate face things
And you know could easily have a juffle machine which uses not to be
So I went login and you Max Brenners hot chocolate very nice. He's no common man
He will I don't the last thing I want is a hot chocolate thrown in my face from a not specialty store
I get in a Max Brenners hot chocolate. Yeah, not cheap
from a not specialty store. I get in the next brand and it's hot chocolate.
Yeah, not cheap.
Yeah.
I do that, and I think, okay, who amongst you
is brave enough to make the man a sandwich?
Who shall make the King's sandwich and face his wrath?
I went over to the Salabar place,
said, can you just do a toasted cheese sandwich?
I said, we have this selection of sandwiches here.
Now, they're pre-made sandwiches.
So, the closest was a cheese avocado and tomato.
And I said, all right, give us one of those.
Please take out the tomato.
Excellent.
Excellent.
So there was no ham and cheese on offer.
There's no ham and cheese.
There was a bacon and egg roll,
but you had us for a toasted cheese sandwich.
No, you did the right thing.
And then I said, cook it.
Can you please toast it?
It said, yes, we just like it warm.
I said, yes.
It's very warm.
Tastes good.
Tastes good. Most warm it can be? Yes. It's very warm. Tasted, it's a little warm.
Most warm it can be before burning.
And they went, sure.
Then I got distracted, looking at my phone.
Then I felt the sandwich came out a little quickly.
That was good. Was it toasted?
It was toasted, it was just, when you were expecting a toasted.
Yes, and there's avocado in it.
I thought I was going to get cheeky for a rogue tomato in rogue tomato in there which would 100% be the store that wasn't Max
Brenner's fault. You've done exceptionally
well and that's why I'm glad I didn't carry
any tension into the show and that's why
you get it out there. Why you go to
mediation? It's why you don't immediately
just see your friend for the wrong
set. It's why you keep it out of the
courts. Guys just turn to your friend
and ask the question.
Yeah, often there's a whole other story there
that probably didn't need to be told to really not
to have to found people waiting for the show to begin.
But it's great to get it out.
Ohoy also to Lauren who is standing by waiting for Lauren.
From Las Vegas to tell us what she's up to.
Ohoy, humus shenanadee.
I'm Lauren and it's currently 117 degrees here
in Las Vegas, Nevada, or for you Aussies, 47 Celsius.
I thought it'd be a good idea to kayak
and now that I'm home, I can see that my entire back
and whole body is burned.
Whoa, I just thought I should spread my joy
with you guys, you know?
Anyway, happy birthday, Andy.
Congrats, him for the superior you know what.
And Jack, could I be for finally getting your house done?
I'm proud.
So you guys, and hopefully you'll get this recording
before the year 2041.
A girl can dream, right?
Good job, bro.
You're very sent that the day you finish your house.
It was now some three years ago, I think, Jack.
I know I am.
More recently, and I think people,
listen as nowhere you live, Jack,
because more recently,
people have been sending in on the emails.
I used to worry about this, Jack might say it,
never looks at an email these days.
We're completely saved.
But some nice landscaping out the front, mate,
nice, and chop on.
People are sending photos of Jack. Also Also Jack, there were two expensive indoor chairs that you left outside on the porch.
No, they look more expensive than they are.
Very nice. And inside, cheer outside.
Exactly. Wow.
So I was surprised I got a shot, past the dolphin enclosure or whatever else you've got in your front yard.
No, those inside chairs are more expensive than they look.
Hang on, that's not what I'm supposed to think of, didn't they, look?
No, they... Oh, sorry.
No, sorry.
No, I'll tell you that.
They're expensive, look at you.
They're actually more expensive than they look.
Gee, nice Tesla.
Well, it's actually gobladed into the paint.
So it doesn't look expensive,
but it's very expensive. I mean, the other way around play on this. What have you learnt,
Jack? Never make a mistake. Feet into exactly what I wanted to start the show with today,
because it came in from L, alert listener L, hamishanity.com, she hit the contact form, we salute
you. She said, a hoydense. In case you are not already aware, I wanted to make sure
you knew there's a piece of classical music
called fanfare for the common man by Aaron Coplin.
Or as,
because he was a common man.
Yes, he thought it might be worth playing on the pod.
Now, obviously, the three of us, particularly after,
we've just heard from Jack.
No, Jack, this is not a fanfare for any of us.
I mean, we can have to, we can have to,
we have to bring to a waistcoat that says,
lost touch with those sort of lost touch.
Further, the pack splits up further.
Like a marathon.
Jack's way in front, man.
I mean, I mean in Lost Touch today.
We often, we differ between our
common mantisheets and our Lost Touch with the common mantisheets.
Yeah, and after my max Brennan coach,
I just couldn't, I had a bad idea this question.
And also, I have lost touch this week.
I've got a slight back story for mine.
Should we hear for everybody out there,
most of which are common men and fear for the common?
And look, we're all in touch with the common women occasionally, unfortunately.
It happens in philosophy.
That's ever been phloed.
You're always striving to be.
It's like, you know, spiritual enlightenment.
It's striving for it.
You can't always have it.
Sometimes you then, you know, just go and have a party.
You forget about being a lot.
Absolutely.
I've got it for you here.
This is fanfare for the common man as played
by the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra.
Hang on a sec, just before we hear this,
think a few things need to happen immediately upon hearing this.
Hey, we need to deem if it is indeed appropriate
for the common man because already a symphony orchestra,
alarm bells ring, that this might not be
as common man as Aaron had hoped for. And if it doesn't cut mustard, perhaps the door
is open for someone else to write. I've heard it. I think I'm going to lead the witnesses
you guys side, but I think it stacks up. Have a look. Pretty common. Oh, that's what it is.
It's the wide water sports theme song.
Or is it the footy?
Was it the footy?
It's.
What a great song.
And Jack, if you fade that down, it is the wide water sports theme song, isn't it?
No, it's the channel 740.
Channel 7, you're right.
I thought wide world sports as well, and I was like, no, that's...
No, it's because it's the start of the footy.
Yes. Back from the 90s.
You're right.
Do you like me? I've plucked that out as well.
It's... Because it goes, D-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- The Channel 7 version. This is the old version. Like, no, we have a lot of internationalistists,
and we do reference the AFL a lot.
So, I do apologize for that.
But Channel 7 here in Australia used all sports.
That's true.
It was for all, there was this for all.
And also, you have sports in America, in Finland,
and we're going to listen to this.
And you have feet.
And you have balls.
So, you're aware of the passion that can go
with using feet and balls together in teams.
But during the 80s and 90s, and they have the 80s and 90s, and they use the smallest
stab until 2011.
But this is the channel 7 version.
For Aussie kids, it gives you tingles. I really got the reverb.
That's it.
Today, the cast take on a resurgent walks.
Johnny Platten is back for victory.
It's full of something.
It's so common man.
This bit's not a decent snappy bridge.
The guitar, the guitar with the drum.
No, if we'd continue to listen to this video,
we would have seen a guy just drop out,
plug in his amp and just start rocking with a bit of pedal,
kick on the distortion, turn it to 11.
No, this is actually another song.
This was...
That was mixed it.
There was another song that was released
that did use the, this is simple,
sorry, the original fan for the common man.
And then channel seven uses,
do you dance?
But to me, what a fanfare for a common man.
I mean, to me, it's perfect.
I don't want to get ahead of ourselves.
We do often mention,
if and when the cool boys in the front
and we'll ever play.
Oh, what?
And we always have an instrumental secret song.
It's got trumpet.
It's got trumpet.
It's got something for you, Jack. It's got a. It's got something for you Jack.
It's got a lot of guitar and it's got a hell of a drum one.
Oh yeah, I'm talking record.
One day.
One day.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, they still come in thick and fast.
So let's get into this.
How are moves? Hey, and they still come in thick and fast. So let's get into this. Down moves.
Can I kick us off?
Yeah.
With one from Jordan Maiken.
It's definitely an asshole power move.
Great.
He's suitable for specific situations.
I think it's very specific.
And I'm not sure if anyone's ever done this,
including him.
We kind of love these ones.
I mean, they do come in from time to time.
Don't they? These power moves where they go, you know, just do that. You know, like if you see a
cop and they're about to tease you, you know, quickly grab their gun. That's a better weapon
than a tazer. No one's doing that. That's not recommended. And I just don't think that's
happened. I'm suspicious of this one. I think it's going to sound real.
When walking past an upshot with a friend offered a carry there bag, when passing the donation
bin, toss their bag in.
It's actually a crackout. It's a process that you can do with a jacket there bag, resulting
in loss of all content or attempt to retrieve it,
which gives the impression they're trying to loot
from the donation bin.
Oh, I'm really like it.
I think a jacket would be the perfect thing.
Yeah, exactly.
Because obviously, like if someone's backpacking there,
it's got their keys and their wallet and stuff,
like you gotta get that out.
A jacket, you're forcing them to go,
well, maybe it was time.
Maybe it was time for that jacket.
Ah, I really like it.
And again, this is an interesting part of me
because if you think about it,
you've gone to more effort than is required.
But it still lands a blow on the target,
comes in from Jade.
When emailing somebody in a professional
or semi-professional context,
so I guess some
level of work, but you don't respect that.
I can't really think of it as semi professional.
I mean, actually, probably all my professional emails are semi professional, but probably
just never send a professional email.
Anyway, type their name in, but use the strikeout font, and then underneath write to whom
it may concern in normal writing. It
will make the person you're referring to feel like they're too unimportant for you to
know that. It's not bad. It does, it does go to the end of going, where you've got, I'd
read that and go, you've gone to effort. Like you have gone to effort to write my name
and then deliberately. It all seems like it's the air of that, that you know that person's not gonna be there much longer
or something like that.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I have that at all.
Pass this on.
This is from Sam Conrican.
Lovely.
Probably an asshole, Pylee said.
Yeah.
He goes, only works when you're made
is sending a really long message to a friend or girlfriend.
Look over their shoulder and
when they're halfway through the message just quickly click set.
The reaction is bright so C.
Good one. Good one. Because there is always that great moment to when you accidentally
do send a message halfway through. Do you either just go dot dot dot and then finish the message?
Oh gosh, I'm going to use that now. But you also worry because if you see the three dots come up
on your half sent message, sometimes you need to send a hang on. There's more. Like I haven't finished
just doing what's that exact. It is great. It's a great panic induicer. Hey, here is one that comes in from Sam, and it's only for you since chess tournaments.
So it's niche, it's niche, but with the Queen's Gambit booming, I know Jack, you're, you know,
you're at like level 45 now on online chess.
If anyone wants to play me on chess.com, my username is Greg Internet. Why Greg Internet?
The inventor of the Internet.
What a power move.
It was just, I picked it at random years ago for my Reddit.
So if anyone wants to contact me on Reddit,
also Greg Internet.
Yeah.
If you wanted to play me in chess,
Greg Internet.
I've seen a lot of read one of Jack's chess threads.
And then if you like what you read,
maybe you play the legend himself, old G-Internet.
So in chess tournaments,
Jack, you probably wouldn't know this
because this is more about face-to-face analog human chess,
human to human.
Never played, probably never will.
But after the tournament, you have to write down every move you've played throughout the
game.
Again, Queens, Gambit, Fans, with notes, you remember them all writing down the move.
This is where we just have to take Sam's word for it because now it gets technical and
I don't know if you're telling the truth.
But you can also, there's an Easter egg apparently when you're writing down your moves in chess.
And you can write, in the chess notation world, you can write a question mark to notitate a move as a mistake.
Even more forceful than that, a question mark and a exclamation mark means your opponent
played a weak move. Oh, right. So naturally putting a question mark and an exclamation mark next to all of your opponents moves creates a devastating power move
You just every second move i.e. all your opponents moves and just listed is critically weak
Devastating and we thought I honestly thought of the Queen's world
I was a huge runner, but I honestly thought I have to Queen's Gambit they're wrong
Everything out of chess now. There won't be a Queen's Gambit too.
We've sort of seen all the drama you can see in chess.
No, and here we go.
The doors wide open for a Queen's Gambit too.
The white sort of stuff out there.
Having heard this in our busy writing
Queen's Gambit, too, exclamation mark question mark.
From Flynn Parker, a Horde you Flynn.
If your partner, friend or any work colleague asks you for a tissue, instead of handing
it to them, walk up to them, hold it firmly against their nose and say blow. Hey miss showdown was set last week. It's so exciting. Tom joins us back on the line.
Oh, do you Tom?
Oh, and Mike is here as well. Who's our resident gamer? Oh, how do you, Mike?
Good day, everyone.
Including you, Mike. Hey, I'm doing who do you mic? G'day everyone. Including Tom.
Hey, I'm doing a set the scene from what happened last week.
In a nutshell, Tom was nominated by a friend of his
that he had a special school that he could hear some music
from Mario Kart and immediately name the track.
Mike threw quite a lot of shade on this.
In fact, so much shade, we had to get pen lights out
to leave the studio,
because what was going on in here, claiming that all the tonne I'd done was
memorized two songs in, you know, a decade, and he didn't think that was impressive.
It then escalated into a, who knows more about Mario Brothers, sort of face off. We know
that Mike is a huge aficionado when it comes to both Pokemon and the Nintendo
Mario World.
It was decided that if Tom could beat Mike in a general knowledge quiz about the Mario
Brothers universe, he would earn himself a coin.
Have I got that correct, Mike and Tom?
That's correct.
Yep.
Okay.
Can I get a joke?
I don't want it. That's correct. Yep. Okay. Can I get a joke?
I don't want it.
I thought we were doing it to test if he could do the skill,
but I'm happy for the coin to be the result.
That was a quiz.
It was a mind-free quiz.
Yeah, but he's a coins on offer for him.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
That's right in mind.
You're trying to defend a coin.
You're defending the vault.
Okay.
Now, home, you've got the quiz.
I've got the quiz.
I thought I had a contact with Nintendo.
I can't find their details.
I was gonna get them to do the question.
So instead, I have gone deep, deep into the world of Mario.
I think I've got some unanswerable questions here.
I'll be impressed if you guys can get these.
So, should we do it like a penalty shootout and soccer,
you know, the Euro's just been on? One for one. So we go one for one and five each, but if it gets
to a point where the other one can't win, they win. That works. Yeah, that works pretty
well. Okay. So we, uh, quick question, Mike. Um, I'd like to, if we can, off the, off
the top, give a tip of the hat to Tom. Who rattled you during the week?
Got one of his friends to rattle you, didn't he?
Yeah, Tom got one of his friends to offer me,
to offer to donate money to me,
and then rattled me by saying that I suck at Mario
and I'm gonna lose the quiz.
You get sucked in, so you did what to pay tree on or something for your podcast?
And then I lips for your Patreon.
I sent him a PayPal link and he said he'll donate me $100.
You were thrilled.
But afterwards, this is not a joke.
The rattle diminished when he told me that he actually said,
Tom is very, very uncomfortable about today.
And he's still donated $10 to me.
So he sent me $10.
That's a lot of a rattle back.
That's a lot of a massage.
I know what he's feeling and you've got a fight through that.
Is he going to feel like an absolute a-hole when you do the rattle?
Yeah, that's true.
You do need just...
Yeah, that's one of your... need just yeah, that's what it is actually one of your one of your most
admirable times. I think Andy was just the persistence to
Unblinkingly sit through and let down at the end of the rattle knowing that it's serving a greater
Tom I think you definitely rattled Mike don't he's just trying to get a small one back?
Were you happy with the rattling?
Well, my mate didn't tell me that he ended up donating.
My mate just said you rattled Mike.
So I was pretty happy with that.
He also apologized.
It happens.
You can't take Mike's word.
Yeah, okay.
Let's jump into this now.
Mama Mia!
It's me, Mario!
Tom and Mike.
They've picked a game that they agree they both like.
But who is stronger in this epic fight?
Of who knows Mario?
Is it Tom, or Mike?
Tom, or Mike?
Let's go.
Oh, okay.
Hey, Mish.
Far away with question one.
Who are you gonna give the serve to him?
Mike.
Mike, what is Yoshi's real name?
Oh, I just did a quiz online and this is one of the answers.
Three, two, one.
T. Yoshisaurus Rex.
No, it is T. Yoshisaurus Rex? No, it is T. Yoshisaurus.
Can I get the steal?
Of course, sorry, yes.
I haven't actually said anything Mike didn't say there,
but you can have the steal, Tom.
T. Yoshisaurus, Muncher Soys.
Muncher Cooper.
Like Muncher Cooper.
Yeah, he's got a Muncher Cooper.
Oh, I'll give that.
T. Yoshisaurus, Muncher Cooper.
Okay, one meal up to Tom. Okay, Tom and Mike, which we really
know is not a penalty shoot. That's us.
I can't break it. I can't.
The goal is asked if he could kick him in.
He did his own goal. He's decided not to save his own kick.
No, he saved himself. Interesting.
Let's keep with, you're the seal or no?
You decide.
Well, I mean, I just have it as a straight up queen, so.
Jack, let it, there's SteelSkirt remain.
SteelSkirt remain.
SteelSkirt remain.
And when a turner,
it's in there, the serve goes to Tom,
but the steel's there for Mike.
And Mike, if you know him, don't make any noises,
because I know you'll know some of these.
So you just...
I won't. I won't.
But you can yell at, oh, I know this.
That's the only thing I'll put me,
because I think that's fun for the sport.
Okay.
Tom, what was the censorship that happened
for Bowser and Peach for their victory celebration
from the Japanese version of Mario Kart before it went to the US.
So they did something when they won the race. They were celebrating and they had a celebration like animation in the game.
It was sensitive. It got sensitive. It got changed. Mike, to make you some noises.
change. Mike, are you making some noises? I got no clear so I'm just going to go with the some type of dance. I hope they're not enough in time. Unfortunately, Mike, was
it a peace sign? It was not a peace sign. They were drinking champagne and they
got changed for the US market. Mike don't go, of course, like you knew. Of course. Of course. If it wasn't peace.
Back to Mike. Mike, when Mario arrived on the scene, what was his job?
His original job was a cup entirely. He's got to be.
Tommy. Super Mario had originally started out as a sequel to which game?
Mario Kart, ummm.
Donkey Kong Kart?
Mike, you're laughing.
Well, that's not a game, so it can't be.
Yes, you have the right to snigger.
Who would you like to have a crack at the question?
I guess something like Nintendo racing.
No, it was a game called F0.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay, interesting.
I would be.
I'd do no F0.
Yeah, but there wasn't enough memory
to make the tracks long enough.
So they had to shorten the tracks.
And then when we're doing short tracks, let's have a slower car.
So they made it cut.
Interesting.
OK.
So who's this?
This is Mike.
This is Mike.
Mike.
Mike, does Mario have a last name?
And if so, what is it?
In the live action film, Super Mario Bros.
Mario's surname was Mario.
So it was Mario Mario. And that is what I would answer for that.
And thank you!
Are you?
Are you answering? I'm going to allow that in.
Mario Mario.
And you're correct, in the movies, he does have the name, although the creator, Shigeru, Shigeru Miyamoto claims that
officially Mario has no last name.
Ooh, so if how are you feeling about that, Jack?
It's a bit of a dog question.
A dog?
Oh, you tell me to go as hard as I could.
How are we giving Mike?
I think Mike, would you go against Shigeru Miyamoto?
Well, I think the question was vague.
Does he have a surname in the live-action movie he does
in according to the creator he doesn't?
You didn't do that second bit.
Yes, you're doing this a bit now.
What are you saying, Andy?
Give Mike another question, he can't have that one.
Still with Mike.
Mike. Yes.
The Nintendo Corporation owns the rights and intellectual property to two porn movies
that are a spoof, pardon the pun, of the Mario World, starring Ron Jeremy.
They bought him in the 90s to ensure that the titles were not distributed as
squashed it. Do you know the name of those porn movies?
Spoofom are you balls?
Sorry everyone.
Your mum will know.
That's a question. Tom, do you have the steel?
I do know this.
It's not a trick question.
It's a horny-o brothers.
Yes, super horny-o brothers.
One and super horny-o brothers.
Two.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Well done.
You're perfect.
No.
Right, stop.
I'll put on my balls, your brothers.
Okay.
Back to Tom now.
Oh, wow.
He's got a two one lead.
Tom, Super Mario Kart was the game
that in which character appeared for the last time.
So it was the last time this character ever appeared.
Super Mario Kart. Super Mario Kart.
Was that for Super Nintendo?
Thanks, Mike. for Suvin the Intender. Um, face bike.
Ah, a waltz. He's an old character.
No, Mike.
Look, the only character I could think, well, I don't know, but could it be Donkey Kong
Jr? Oh, he's got it.
He's got it. Well, then that's not got it. Well then that's not correct though. Well it is actually.
Because Donkey Kong Jr. has been in several games including Mario 10-64. Yes,
so. No, that was definitely after. Okay, okay, okay, okay, well definitely after Super Mario
can't leave the world. So I almost didn't say don't you on junior cuz I
You know you might be you would have gotten wrong
That okay was
Back you know very well this is BS
DS you mean Nintendo DS
Wrong false actually pronounced DS
Okay, go in my wrong false it's actually pronounced DS okay go and buy my We just have to be happy. How can we trust any of these rules? Or what we need?
You even know the porn.
You need to quiz master.
The modern first wisdom, some more professionalism.
But in testing, as a producer,
I've been only stepping in and we go to an hour
like, hey, you can't talk to the...
You can't talk to Larry M to like that.
I understand.
You're Larry M. Sorry. Mike, you cannot talk to Larry M to like that. I understand. Yeah. So you're looking at it. You're Larry M.
Sorry.
You're Mike.
You cannot talk to Larry like that.
He said a long day.
Yesterday 10 or 25 of these.
He's in one city.
Might look fun, but it's back to the living hell for him.
So he's at a tiny green room.
A kin to a meat-mid-priced caravan.
And he's doing the morning show on top of this.
He's there.
He's there.
He's there.
He's there.
And he's there.
Handsome man in stage makeup, a single tear rolling down his face, gives it a pat, has
some clear eyes, two red balls he's back on.
Exactly.
Mike, you can't talk to Larry like.
Okay.
Scores a level.
Right, so this is Tom to the line.
This is, I'm running out of questions
So this is I think it's back to Mike, isn't it?
Why don't we make it a buzz in for the for the win? Okay. Oh come on. Okay, buzz in for the win
You actually let's give Tom the benefit of the day. We have had enough of this Tom
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Yep.
OK.
This is a, this is there's two answers required here.
So you're going to buzz in and give us both correct.
OK.
Before becoming playable characters, King Bobbomb and Wiggler
appear as boss fights in which game?
Mike.
Mike.
Super Mario 64. On the nippers. That is incorrect. and Wiggler appear as boss fights in which game? Mike? Mike?
Super Mario 64.
That is incorrect.
Incorrect, which gives Tom the chance here.
What game did King Bob-omb and Wiggler appear in his boss fights?
Oh.
Ah.
I know.
Maybe I'll get it. I know. I know I know I know you all get it. I know I know I know when
Super Mario Odyssey
Mike
Super Mario Galaxy's one and two false and false
No one's getting anything that's it you can't say you like Mario Tom. You're no good either.
And Chris is here.
If I may protest, you did give a point to Mike for telling me like he said you got the answer
wrong.
Hey Tom.
You can't do anything to you.
Tom, you're not protesting.
And it gets what?
All right.
It's a final question.
Murray, all the way to you.
And what?
Berlake Tom, thanks for joining us.
It was Murray or Kurt DS mission mode, you idiot.
Sorry.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Blakey!
Hey, I'm Toul Terrier update.
Riff repairs a plenty at Andy's house.
Beck got home the other day from walking the dog.
When you say walking, it just doesn't really, it just does what it wants and Beck ends up
picking it up and she had to leave the groceries on the...
But you'll leave him.
She left him at a cafe and said, I've got to come back.
I'm sorry.
This dog's just not really helping me out.
Give a time, and a, because I know it's not fully grown yet.
Although it isn't, and the height at the moment is sub record breaking.
But getting a lot of feedback for it's not tall enough.
And then to rub inside a dreudry
for Beck as she was carrying the dog back, a tradesman drove past the wet.
Too small.
From now on.
I'm going to car heck with the other day.
Completely unrelated.
Just remember that now.
Sorry.
Permission to be it for 30 seconds. I went for a walk. Like, so this
is doing Sydney lockdown, balls, right? I went for legitimate exercise, a walk, but in
an area where you can be rid of, which attracted somebody to cure for exercise, walking along
Bondi, right? Long the cliff, but it was a cold day. It wasn't one of those hot days you've seen.
It was a lumped out rip alongside five other people.
You're not at the outside gym walking along just in tracks,
your pants and a jacket without a mate with her,
who was also walking in the same area,
completely allowed you can exercise with one other person.
We get to the end of the walk and we go,
I feel like an ice cream, which is not unlike with her.
I said, I look, it's not a great image, like you know, we these locked in, but the ice cream shop at the end of the walk and we go, I feel like an ice cream, which is not unlike with it. I said, I look, it's not a great image.
Like, you know, we lose lockdown.
But the ice cream shop at the end is open.
Cafe's are open, the ice cream shop's so portable business.
So we've got to support the kids at portable business.
I went, look, I feel like an ice cream too.
Where's the law that says just because it's locked in,
you've got to be sad ice cream
to a nice thing to have.
Look, you know, we've got masks.
We can go in, we do everything right. He's ordering his ice cream to a nice thing to have. Look, we've got masks. We can go in, we do everything right.
He's ordering his ice cream. I was still a bit like, the news crews are loving hanging around Bondo
just going, look at what's going on down here. Now, one man alone on a street eating an ice cream
is not a COVID risk. It's just not a great look. Yes, you know what I mean. Anyway, so I'm like,
I'm going to eat mine fast next to the bed. So I'm gobbling away, quite fast.
Try, like, you know, trade, eat rice,
so I can't like a yut.
Couple of guys in it.
As it's zooming past, the guy yells,
ice cream's not essential for that eat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And when you get when you get the heckled as a grown man and to him it looked like I was
by myself too because and you were going so fast and I'm just like it's like a medicinal
need to wolf his eyes green.
Right.
Got me got me and I've since done the walk and I see the ice cream chub and I felt like
an ice cream again but I'm scarred.
I know.
It just feels like a social no-no.
Anyway, so it can be, it can get like a fast, a yut heckle can get you.
Yep, cut your date.
So she's got done by two small dogs.
Two small dogs, two small from there.
Both sides related heckles.
Yes.
So obviously give it time, she's young and you know,
she'll be like, come out full size.
No, exactly.
She'll be like one of those.
What are they called, Tom Tom's in Star Wars?
Those big, you share long animals.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope, you know.
Hey, we're starting puppy school.
You've probably been, do you do, do you do puppy school?
We did the puppy school, yeah.
So, did yours start with like every one for bet?
Everyone's in a in a circle. It's like a bit like an AA meeting. Yeah.
And then they say, tell us how your dog's gone this week.
Yeah, the pubb school's a weird. I mean, Amy's on the padden.
It goes any slip ups, you know, and so like you've kind of got to talk about
it's shamed. Shamed? Like it does feel a little bit like a, you know.
I see you grow man-eating and I scrape it from the-
Oh, no.
Jack, did you feel this?
I still can't help but feel a little bit annoyed
when the other dogs are better than yesterday.
Are you getting getting it?
I think you would probably care not that much about
the dog's behavior.
No.
But the competitiveness is where you will where you want this dog to be basically a bombs-kniffing dog
in terms of obedience.
I bet you did commands before it was that week in puppy school.
Oh, absolutely.
You're ahead of the class.
I've been going from day to night.
But when there's other dogs that are better, right?
Yeah.
And then you hear me go, how old, how old, so what's your dog, you know?
And then they'll go, you know, 14 weeks,
oh yeah, right, Henry's 11.
Well, it just have to qualify at the whole time.
But it's like when you get kids,
like when you get kids, and it's like a third birthday,
and someone comes to, you know,
you're the kids third or fourth birthday and goes,
oh, you know, you made a card.
Like, oh, this is from Rose.
This is the card we made.
And you're like, she says a pretty good hand, right?
Like, and Rose did any help from,
any help from like Charlie or older brother?
No, she just did it all herself, really?
Yeah, perfectly formed us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, obviously, they also say to us be liberal with treats.
You do anything give a treat, right?
But we always have one take away from puppies call.
And this week was puppies like mill times to be a game.
Did they say this to you?
No.
What is it?
Is that some sort of like, because in the wild they were wolves?
Yeah, and that's scavenging or whatever it might be.
So put the food inside a puzzle that they have to work out.
I have heard of the puzzles.
What do you mean a puzzle?
Every time something like this comes up,
I just keep thinking of you,
and if we put lunch into some kind of puzzle,
I'd get it.
I'd get it.
When you crack these sheets,
when you couldn't open the guillo's a pack one day.
Sometimes it is in a puzzle and it's an accidental puzzle. I'd get it. When you crack these shits, when you couldn't open the guillo's a back one day.
Sometimes it is in a puzzle and it's an accidental puzzle.
But apparently you meant to put these things in a puzzle and they like.
I don't understand the puzzle.
Love working it out.
Like they love.
So you're meant to sit there and go, okay, there's a sausage hanging from the roof, but
if it's if simple side and met a poem, go to the fair and he adds, it's like, so they've, they have, they, and maybe
they'd do to try and sell us these things, but they have they, all they sell the puzzles.
Yeah, dishes and so on. There we go. That like, you know, you put the food in different
compartments and they have to lift up a certain compartment and then swivel it to get to the
food. And apparently they love it. What does that mimic from the real world?
They've seen you coming in absolute mile away.
Exactly.
How many other things do they try and sell you at dog school?
Oh, look, to be fair, I don't know whether they're getting
kicked back so they always go and go to Kmart
and get these things.
It seems like they're trying to sell the stuff
but they're not ever selling stuff at the school.
Okay.
But it just seems a bit scammy to me.
Yeah, I know what I worry.
Yeah, I was like, I was getting ready for the end where they come out with all these things.
But no, the whole trick they've got over you is this is what your dog wants.
Yep. And you can never ask what your dog wants. You don't know. You don't know what you'll
never know. No, because that's that's really if they ever invent the helmet where the dog can speak
English, it could undo the whole industry.
Yeah, there's still work at it.
And if they had it, if I had a helmet on which had my thoughts going to the whole group,
that would also be a problem.
So who's the best dog in the class? If Henry's not the best, what's the name of the best dog?
Oh God, mate.
Because what amazes me when I because we live near a dog
park. What you've remind me to do is remember the other
other dogs. Yeah, because we live near a dog.
Murray, I think, is the best one.
Really, but she's it, but they also it's not the same race.
Anyone got my dog name yet? Anyone got dog Stevens?
When the day comes, they bring in a kelp or a very smart, the obedient breed.
A brilliant breed.
Like a poodles never been a kelp.
No, exactly.
And so they're, you know, Murray's cat, he's a kelp.
Sossage dogs are meant to be very smart.
Is that true?
I heard that the other day.
That's Sossage dogs.
They, someone said a Sossage dog could be an effective bomb-stiffing dog.
Really?
Like they could use them, but they're...
They know it'll take them seriously.
If we... Yeah, they look silly.
And...
But if it wasn't for their legs, like they're just not fast enough and agile enough,
but they're...
They can only use the bomb if it gets tough.
Yeah, like they're like...
Really?
Their detection abilities is as good as any other dog.
Well, I think they're bagels.
Like...
Fung-sneedogs, bagels.
They're fruit dogs
and that stuff.
You see, like bloodhounds.
Socij dogs also have bad backs, eventually.
Of course they do.
Of course they do.
They were bred for our amusement.
At giant cost to their sponsor.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, they were then in developing the wild.
No, no, no, we've been doing long dogs.
No wild Chilean sausage dogs or churritos, I don't know.
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