Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 160
Episode Date: December 1, 20211. The weasel-off 2. Doofy's summer stable plans 3. Upset Andy 4. Power Moves 5. Three wise men 6. Nothing Else Matters ...
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A hoi for the last time this year to be made, Hamish.
A hoi sir.
And a hoi to be made, Jack, over there for the last time this year.
For the hoi guys.
Mandated break is coming up for us.
We hate it.
Just answer to that.
We are waiting for a last minute call from the governor.
Who may give us a stay at this stage.
It looks like I'm just gonna text message here
from the governor of podcasting.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, the appeals form through.
What about it?
Yeah.
I was hoping this started.
Fourth of a three month break as a guest after this show.
So apologies for that, but I'm a hoi to Blair,
who used the very easy system,
which is at hamishanee.com to upload audio
to let us know what he's up to.
Oh, hi boys, my name's Blair.
Just coming at you from a town in New Jersey called Manchester Town in America.
There's a bit of a excitement in the air today.
It is a Thursday and the reason I say that,
and that it does take some time for these messages to get on the air.
But anyway, it's a Thursday, May 6, 1937.
I think I'll launch an airship today, which is exciting.
The whole town's running around.
Let's see what happened take off.
It is of course the Hindenburg, the helium field,
airship, it's going to revolutionize the way we travel
between continents.
And oh.
Where is she?
I know.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh, I've got some bad bad news boys. This upload is only at 1% it's gonna take years to get to you guys
All right, I'll keep sending it. We wish him best of luck on the launch and we'll catch you guys in a bit
Cheers, wait
It's started sending it before it was finished
The ending of the fall was finished. It's getting easy.
Well, I guess when you are dealing with a, you know,
probably a 486 back in 1937,
one of the older computers,
when you're dealing with that, you'd start putting it
at you'd start putting it in parcels
and you'll be packages to just make sure it got some load.
No, we do think everyone from there has
for their historical uploads.
A beautiful glimpse at an e-regorn by
and also also wonderful,
I guess a wonderful way to track the exact upload speeds
that we face without problematic back end.
Hey, we've got us, I was being very, very exciting.
It's something we've talked about doing all year
because this last show it is about crossing off
loose ends and ticking boxes.
This is where we really you decide if something's
a Peter out or a loose end.
Got a lot of Peter out, so we're happy for those to just go.
But this is a loose end we want to tie up.
Jack, remember a while back, you said this.
Does you know my brother-in-law insists on a roof rack store?
Sure.
And don't tell me Jack was calling up for a Vryby.
No Paul, God and email.
Do you know, is it a Francis Blake or Blake Francis?
Oh, Blake Francis, I know.
He emailed Paul at the Roof Rack store,
wanting some free racks for promotion they're doing
for the Goldwater for Breakfast Show.
We are doing anything to do with Roof Rack.
Okay.
Blake, can I just say, he's that kind of guy
who like always turns up at
the tennis and you just assume that he's getting some kind of free tickets. I think he, if
I may say, is more of a weasel than me. What is the podcast for if it's not some sort of
weasel court? Hey, do we set up? Similar to how I remember last year we had Mike,
ready my battle the guy of Pokemon Facts.
We had the Pokemon Battle.
Do we still get a weasel fighting on the show
and we get Blake on versus Jack
to really out each other on the most weaselly day of the year?
That's your accusing Blake, friends.
It's a guy you work with at the radio station
where you have your real job, not your hobby like this one, of being more of a weasel than you and it comes to seeking out free things.
Now, there was a situation where Andy's brother-in-law's roof rack store was milked, was milked
pumped for a set of roof racks and they promised to mention on the breakfast show, which has got
the most of years in Melbourne and that's where you want to be talked about if you were a small business.
The roof rack went out.
And if I remember, currently Jack, Christian, your co-host, the host of the show, you didn't
even really want to give it away by that, like the break had gone long.
We didn't even know we were meant to be given away.
Roof racks is part of what we were doing.
Yeah.
Nobody.
No sister and a husband and a family had it.
They had it. They had it. a family. They had a starved.
Gone without dinner so they can give those proof racks away.
And they also huddled round the wireless.
Yeah, he had a giveaway.
Get the kids back from school.
And there's this.
There's no, but there was no.
And it was organized by guy called Blake Francis.
He's the one that rang the store and said, listen, I'll get excited guys.
You know, you know, it's all Melbourne's going to be talking about this morning is
roof carrier systems.
You know, you're not going to believe the amount of exposure yet.
They got sweet F.A. then later in the morning, Huggie Craig Huggison, who is that his name?
Huggie, Craig Huggison.
Yeah.
He does the morning show much less he is.
Yeah.
He then went and said there are what he said the fresh
I don't don't but don't bad don't play but don't pay if
Don't practice and that was that was meant to please the owners of the roof rack store who'd given away their rags
Anyway, Jack you reckon he was trying to weasel appear for himself and he did a lot while I worked with him
Just that year I worked with him a lot of weasel likes from like And hence today we have the weasel off.
Because he came on and he said,
no, no, no, no, no,
jack's the much bigger weasel,
don't you worry about that, like, you know.
He joins us on the line now, Blake,
how are you?
Oh, boy, how are you?
Very good, mate.
Thank you for joining us for this really special event.
It's a special Hamish and Andy event.
And two, we here.
Blake, just click one.
I need to get this off my chest on behalf of my brother-in-law
who owns the Refract Store.
Do you feel that the morning shows plug was as valuable
as the promised breakfast show plug?
Oh, this is basically my opinion of Huggie.
I value Huggie and he does a very, very good job, very good at what he does.
So in my personal opinion, yes, but according to that, the numbers, no.
What a well-media trained answer.
I mean, I felt like we're listening to a chief health officer there. No. What? Oh, what a well-media trained answer.
I mean, I felt like we're listening to a chief health officer there.
Exactly.
I am worried for you, Jack.
So the way the Weaselop's going to work is we've obviously had the previous charges against
Jack and Blake.
Blake's was the fact that he asked for free roof racks from my brother-in-law,
promised it to be in a prominent
number one rating radio slot and wasn't there.
Basically he said, we're going to do a billboard in time square and in fact it was the naked
cowboy wearing a sandwich board two streets away.
It wasn't quite the level of exposure that roof carry Systems had hoped for when it took a serious hit to its inventory
by losing a full rack of product for zero cash in return.
Exactly.
We have often said that Jackson bit of a weasel.
He bought Bitcoin behind our back.
He was handing out our autographs in exchange for free.
So should you back in the day down at the supermarket.
The charge list for Jack is very, very long. Oh, don't even get a start. I remember the
the only time to put up listening to mission chips get mentioned. So he can have free
corn chips. All right. If this is a court, the judge can't jump on the bench. So no,
but the judge, the judge is more just going, I can't be bothered reading the full charge
list. Yes. But let's not not you know, let's not pretend
it's not little he flew down some of our fans the buildings house. They became friends genuine friends.
Wowie. Wowie. So anyway, all I'm saying, they're my genuine friends now. Sure.
They're my genuine friends. Now.
Sure.
But anyway, here's where the game gets interesting.
Jack came out on this podcast as we just heard earlier and said that Blake is a bigger
weasel than Jack.
We both said to Jack and Blake separately, go away and find the biggest weasel maneuver
you've heard that the other person has pulled off.
Present that to Hamish and I and we'll determine today here and now who's the biggest weasel
of them all.
It's an interesting kind of court because it's basically like saying, okay, you're charged
with bank robbery.
You're charged with bank robbery.
If you can prove the other guy did it more than you, we only have one cell left in the jail
system.
So who's the worst and who's going in the cell?
Blake, when Jack came out with this claim
that you are in fact a bigger weasel than him.
Yeah, how did that make you feel?
All right, look, I'm not gonna lie, it hit me hard
because I thought we had a great rapport with each other.
Later down the track, I did find out
Jack just didn't have the full
Information of what the whole promotion was and so he did admit after the fact that he had made a mistake
Or he now had the information at hand to understand what I was going to do
But nonetheless, I'm still a weasel apparently, so okay. Well, well you get conserved first
What would you like you have to present to us us something that jacks up to or being up to
to make sure the bigger weasel than you off you go.
Hey, Miss Nandy.
I present to you the weasel list of weasel actions by one jack post.
I had the privilege of working with Jack on the gold 104.3 Melbourne radio station for the promotion
called Heroes Gold. For that, we created a beer to raise funds for the bushfire relief,
you know, the people who needed it most. Yep, an admirable cause.
Very, very. Now, we got invited by the beer brewery to come out and have a nice lunch and look at the beer in
production, the cases, the beer cans going through, Jeff will remember very fondly.
And then by the end, I do remember that they said, oh, we've got some cases here,
would you like to take one and sample the product? Of course, we were all happy to. Then I'm pretty sure my
memory precedes me that he backed his youth into the driveway and continued. He took a
couple which was fine. He's one of the hosts. And then I think he took one or two more.
And I think my ending argument is that there's no worse lethal
action than to take from charity.
That is what I think.
Blau.
Okay.
You take terrible drink.
I mean, we know the guy likes a freebie, but to back it's fuck up after a simple offer
is a huge food.
Back in a truck up makes it sound like I drove away with a hundred slabs.
It was a few slabs and I wasn't taking from the pockets of the heroes that helped us
through the bushfires.
I can't tell the ones you took.
These that we didn't sell out, so people could...
You get that, man.
This is before when on for sale. I mean, you were taking it. You were taking stock but couldn't be sold.
Yeah, and we did sell it as well. So I guess that money would have translate. That is...
Yeah, okay, great. Blake, well done. Thank you very much.
And you stand here in this corner, Jack, and I hadn't even occurred to you. That could be what it was.
I did end up buying some slabs and paying,
and giving Ford a give me to Chuck.
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Jacko.
All right.
Thank you.
I have written a little song.
Oh, I'll be honest with you here, Blake.
I'd be very confident if I was here because you don't write a song if you think your evidence
is good.
No.
You write a song to add performance points to a week argument.
In fact, Jack's songs in the past have all been to say,
I'm sorry, it's been a theme of his song.
Yes, and this is my first probably non-apology song for the show.
It's a non-apology song. I can't make a accusatory song.
So this will give an example of the type of weasel that Blake is,
and we did this is an example from when we work together, a goal 104.
And my general feelings on weaseling overall.
Okay, okay, here we go.
You and your partner went glamping at the Bell Gownie estate.
And then the next week we were doing a promotion
with them on the shot.
Is that a coincidence that you were in a promotion with them on the shot
Is that a coincidence that you were in a glamping tent
And didn't pay a cent, not a dollar spent
You got yourself a little present
But I'm not trying to shame ya, oh blame ya
Cause I'm the same ya, I do the same as you
Cuz I'm a weasel too
Where weasels through and through where weasels through and through
Where weasels through and through where all weasels baby
The deep down is in every one a weasel through and through
No
We're weasels and weasels are people too
There's weasels all around us even on this very podcast
Oh, no, I think of hey mission the tailor made golf clubs happy to pay
I think of HeyMish and the TaylorMade, golf clubs. Happy to pay.
He could have at least made an effort to cover it up.
But when he's hitting off the tee,
when he's putting on the green,
he'll no deep down inside the weasel that he's been.
And I think of Andy Lee. I'm the kid's bookstattty rights. They're all the same story. And Andy's taken several bites.
When he's catching all his checks
From gimmicks and big double hue.
He'll note deep down inside.
He's a weasel through and through.
Where I'm going.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. From dimmix and big double hue He'll know deep down inside
He's a weasel through and through
We're all weasels through and through
We're all weasels through and through
We're all weasels through and through
We're all weasels baby
But deep down is in everyone a weasel through and through.
Where all weasels and weasels are people too.
Well done.
Well done.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
And I take offense to my legal team, we'll be from the books, we'll be right. I said at the time, Jack, I was offense to my legal team, or be from the books, will be right.
I said at the time, Jack, I was happy to pay.
I was simply asking him,
if you had a contact at the golf company,
where he was getting his clumsiness.
This isn't about all defending our Weasel actions.
Okay, here is my verdict.
In this day and age, of course, we do live,
you know, everyone's responsible for weasel behavior.
Largely driven by social. Maybe if you have a platform, people like to allow the weaselness to seep into their DNA.
Having said that, I would like to declare any in a innocent as charged.
And I'm going to say Blake's the best we've ever seen.
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All four horse.
We're saturated.
Our horse trainer is Duffy.
If you just need the podcast, welcome, but there is.
There'll be some assume knowledge.
There'll be some references made.
We use digital currency to buy digital horses
and you breed them and you race them for real money.
Duffy joins us, Duffy, oh, do you?
Did you, Lohoy, how we going, lad?
Did you, Lohoy, Duffy?
This is probably our last checking of the year,
isn't it, ando, before we got the three month government
mandate at break starting Friday.
Tomorrow.
We fight it, but the, you know, there's nothing we can do unfortunately.
You cannot fight the might of the government.
You just best left to, so we can do a gather, well, you know, well, we'll splash a bit of
water on our face.
It's not actually that long, three months, but, you know, it's just only a sniff over
a hundred days.
And that's, you know, looking a lot of, you know, it's just only a sniff over 100 days. And that's, you know,
looking a lot of, you know, some weeks with a long weekend and then you take a break in between, they're going to be a bit of a big public holiday. You can creep out like that. So it's just sort of
like a very long weekend. And then with that, doofy, in your line of work digital horse racing,
any government mandated breaks, are you guys allowed to work all the way through?
No, we're allowed to work all the way through. Actually, I was going off anything last year.
It picks up a lot over Christmas.
There's a lot of vans are going around and going to the horses.
Do you think that this is just a kind of a classic example?
Because we obviously operate under the extremely, extremely tight federal
podcasting regulations, but you guys are decentralized because you're on the blockchain.
Is this just an example of how free people
on the blockchain are?
It is nice to be free.
Yeah, that's the name of the zoo.
Yeah, it sounds it.
And here we are, and on this, with the podcasting,
with the, you know, we can choose what we put in the pipe,
but it's firmly crimped by the government, isn't it?
Oh, yeah, you bet.
As of next week, Duffy, talk us through it.
How many horses do we have in our stable right now? We've got a big week. Doofy, talk us through it. How many horses do we have in our stable right now?
We've got a great stable. We've got nine horses in total. We've still got Thundercaster,
which is our Genesis, which is our big value horse. And then, you know, we've got a couple of
shitheads kicking around, but then we've got red ones as well. Yeah, right. And that's all we wanted.
We sort of want it to be like, and mean, I'm trying not to be a fancy, a bitch.
We're a Christmas party.
Everyone has the calm no matter whether you like one of them.
That's a nice way of putting it.
I was going to say, is it kind of like, you know, you've got, like let's say a Hollywood star
in the family, like a Brad Pitt.
Ah, yes.
And then all the other brothers and sisters and stuff.
And it's like, well, you know, like we're at the end of the day with all the horses,
we're all sitting around the table. Yeah. You know, we might be better out on the track,
some better than others, but you know, whether you're a shipbird or a thunder car,
you're all brought by the same family. So, do you see what's the goal in this three-month
break for Hamish and Eddie's stables? So So Zed have been pumping out these tournaments. So
it's a bit of a hard one because unfortunately the horses that we have that are really good
at the moment that have been competing, they've sort of worked their way through the
grades and they're not really competing right now. So until we have some more classes built
out, we should be coming soon and they're finding it quite hard to qualify in these tournaments. We're trying our hardest. So we're like, we're only good enough to
play C grade netball at high school, but the only tournament available is the national
tournament open age. That's a great way of putting it down. So we'll send these ones off
to the the breed bun in this downtime. We'll keep having a crack at tournaments and hopefully
we have you know one or two pop in these tournaments are worth $100,000 USD up to $300,000 USD.
So you only need to be in at once to have a good shot of taking home some cash.
He's Jack Post the horse exhausted.
It was really exciting.
They're having a lot of meers.
Is he absolutely you know, is he like a withered salt
tanner because he's been right drained drained so thoroughly
he uh... he hasn't raised it well since he came back from the uh...
that was that way
lost calories
it's a so do we feel like jackpots the horse
it's worth him not going into the stud barn again and seeing
if he gets the fire back to race, or is he racing days done.
Let's do that. I mean, I'm happy to be in Pentop for a few months until we come next year
and see how he goes over the break and we might be on to something.
Can we let him look through the window of the stud barn?
So he sees all the fun that's being had in there
and gets a little excited.
But then we just say to him,
like, you know, you jump back on the podium,
then you can jump back between the sheets,
but we need it to open in that order.
Okay.
I'll make sure that he's watching through the window
with anticipation of what could come if he raises that up.
Yeah, so that's the way.
I think we need this type of stimulus for our jackpost there. I mean, and what could come if he raises that up. Yeah, he's so fast. They do.
We need this type of stimulus for our Jackpots there.
I mean, he's missed days of work this year, someone.
I think I missed one day.
What am I going to do?
Look through the window of the studio from the outside.
I see him.
We'll let him outside the studio.
He's going home.
Like this.
This ad is not going to work for our Jack Pottas.
You sit outside and look at how much fun we're having.
You can come back in. Where is it?
Oh, he's at Nando's.
Now he's gone.
Thank you very much.
How many horses can we expect by the time we get back after three month government mandated break?
I look up. We'll have a few in there. I think we'll be coming back around 15 in the stable.
So we'll have some fun with the new ones.
All right. I'll leave someone ice as well so that we've got some new ones to race,
fresh coming in with the show as well. And we'll do some fun things.
But enjoy your government mandated break for sure.
Oh, we don't. We don't enjoy it. Man, it's, yeah, it's absolutely how on earth.
But we want to do it. It's running gel. And I reckon if we have 15 horses, we're coming back.
We're giving away some horses, aren't we?
I will give away horses and we should have some kind of event as well.
Do if you will work towards all that. But you just go about your breeding.
Keep Jackpost outside of that barn, but give him a good people.
Put him downwind.
Sink your balance forces.
Sorry, balance forces.
MUSIC
Ando would be silly, I think, to finish the year with you just, I guess just just
gleefully walking into this government mandate.
Oh, right.
Gleefully walking into it and devastated.
Well, let's devastated you a bit more.
Let's upset, let's upset you.
Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way he likes it.
But what if it wasn't?
Upset Andy!
You've done this so many times, Ham, that now when I hear this Ben Lee song on the radio,
I think he's singing the wrong lyrics.
Yeah, yeah.
I've heard this version more now than Ben.
You'd have to have a vein.
We've thrown at you a couple of weeks. But people want to upset you, Andy. And they're
interested to know with line lies between liking things in a particular order
versus the fast and worst chaos of the world that's always threatening to kick the door down.
Event, a hoi, have you got something to upset Andy? Sure do, hoi boys. Oh hoi, do you get?
So on a cold winnest day, I've got my long sleeves top one.
Good.
I've got to put my jacket on my jumper on.
I've got no time to hold my sleeves while I slide my arms through.
I've just slide my arms through, let the top leather at the elbow.
It gives me a bit of extra padding.
It's all right.
Yeah, it is.
No one really has time to grab the sleeves like that,
because it's just, it's several second maneuver.
And also, the warmth you lose from your forearm,
and you easily gain at the elbow is there extra warm.
Just move that.
No, I really dislike that.
As soon as you said it, I had me rolling.
It's perry, perry on the hot scale of hate. This is like, remember we had the guy,
and that was like, I ego surfing before work.
And he just trained himself to not be bothered
by Sandy Feet, any socks.
It was just 200 D-Sandom.
So just got used to wearing Sandy Feet all day.
Yeah, not happy.
A vent, thank you, you truly have Sandy head.
I need a break. No, you don't have one, thank you, you truly have sandy head. I need a break.
No, you don't have one.
Brian, oh, how are you, Ryan?
Hi boys, I'm happy birthday, Andy.
No, no, Ryan, I'll hold you there.
It's a while.
What do we got?
This is actually something my ex-girlfriend used to do
a few years ago.
Whenever she would write a text message or email
or sort of type up her uni assignments,
rather than go into the effort to press shift and I
to get the capital I should use the lower Ks L.
Who's the time for shifting? I feel it. No, I get it Ryan.
She has a series of little red squiggly lines about the whole business. I mean, there's all the time who cares about the lines. Well, that's how I noticed it
because I walked past her typing up on assignment one day and just saw her word document and covered a little red
squiggles. And you went, what's going on here? I mean, Jesus, it's actually kind of impressive,
isn't it? The training to not give the capital. And your mind to go straight to the L instead of an
I like why you type. Super. I'm actually a little bit impressed. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Ryan.
So much effort. But then again, you know, shift in all day.
Yeah, I ain't got no one's got time for that.
Join the ride.
Oh, I joined it.
Oh, hey boys.
What have you got for me?
So my friend who's also called Andy has a, where's an analog watch on his wrist and
he has the watch face facing on the inside of his wrist.
Now, he prefers to read the time with his arm out straight instead of parallel across his
body.
So he changes the time on his watch and uses the three o'clock night as the 12 o'clock
night.
So he always has the incorrect time on his watch so he could read it the way he wants to.
Not to him, it's not.
That's three o'clock's read. Not to him, it's not. So three o'clock to be night for him.
It's correct for him.
Well, three, no, three, three o'clock.
So yeah, when the watch says three, yeah, oh, yeah, one watches three, it's could be three,
fifteen, doesn't it?
For me, though, he's actually an hour and a quarter out.
Three hours and three and a quarter hours out.
I hate it.
I even also dislike the idea of having to look at your watch facing forward
like you're out of a hymn book.
It doesn't seem right.
But if he's going to job his hands out in front of him a lot like he's, you know, say healing
cards, that's very fast for him to just turn the wrist there that you can make up the
time.
But terrible when he's riding his motorbike.
Yeah, that's true.
It might grip it underhanded, so they could always say good job. Thank you Jordan.
That's that was brilliant. This is such a good one to bring. These are such high-effort faster
mooses. Amazing Matt. Oh, what have you got for us? Oh, I'm adding.
Um, and just like Amy, I like to play a lot of golf. Yeah. And you want to know when it is well.
All right.
And this is a sure thing.
This one.
I was pretty good.
You know, low hand, low single figure handicap took it pretty seriously.
Soon as I'd have a shot, walk back to me bag.
First, easiest spot, I see club goes in there.
No, no, no, put it in the order.
No, even I don't even have golf clubs yet.
And I'm not playing on doing that.
Well, if you're lucky enough to have a buggy, you want them free different heights in the
one section so the all ends don't cling together.
You know, he might have you there, Andrew.
I can risk I can respect that.
But I can't respect you.
I can't respect the other stuff that made what it was.
How good, how good were you, Matt?
What was your handicap just to get Andy's respect?
About 2.6 was the lowest.
Never got below that.
Bloody good.
You've that's better than you, isn't it Andy?
Oh yeah, well and truly better.
I'm approaching that.
And absolutely no one wants to be that guy
having to constantly call up a group behind you.
You know, slow doles.
No one likes to.
Slow goff, yeah, I know, but you can't select
your club as quick as I can.
Can I know exactly where it is? Well, no one likes it. Slowdull, yeah, I know, but you can't select your club as quick as I can. I know exactly where it is.
Well, I bet he can.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
I mean, I'm fairly annoying, Joel.
They're all there.
No.
Yeah, that's it.
No, Matt.
Get rid of Matt, please.
No, no.
I'm sorry, this is the secret to golf, Andy.
You two, I'm tied.
Matt's off at 2.6.
You believe that?
Anyway, wrap this up for us.
You got what time for my ball?
That's it.
Yeah, let's get Katie.
No, let's get Katie.
Katie, well, Squeezie, it's very Katie.
Oh, hoi.
I hope we go ease.
So I have a very good vacuum at home.
I know.
Must be nice.
Yeah, very nice.
And is there any problems or any things during cooking?
So like, if I've got some coffee grounds or like I'm making some toast
and there's crumbs I'm just going to brush it straight on the floor because they're
very wet vacuumless water out later. Back him hungry. Interesting. There's a job for
him. I'm not sure if I'm feeding it. It's not. I know this is the same as yours. I've been
in your house when you sweep stuff on the floor and you go that's for Bernard the butt
low. I'm not I'm not paying him for nothing. You know you're like where'd him get it?
I'm not paying him for nothing. You know, you're like, let him get it.
Let him wake it up.
I'm in two minds about this one because I mean, I don't like crumbs on the ground on the
kind of person that you've just done walking along with a piece of toast.
You'll see me off for a plate very quickly just after them.
Yeah, my mom did that on the weekend and I said, no thanks mom.
I was eating a mini sausage roll.
She put a plate down.
I said, I'm fine. Save a mini sausage roll. I chewed and she put a plate down I said I'm fine save a plate and she just pushed it
closer to me.
Yeah, then you're mum.
Yeah, we're birds with feather there but the fact that this is robot coming around to
clean up is very very very I mean must be nice but to me there's there actually I don't
reckon you would enjoy the robot.
I think can you does the robot ever miss a crumb?
No I've been lucky so far.
I just feel like you wouldn't be happy with the robots, Jovando.
No, no.
You'd want the robot to do performance reviews.
I'd need to monitor it for a week,
before committing to the end of the process.
Thank you, Caini.
That's the one, Caini.
That is the world we're living in, no, Andy.
You know, that's it.
Robot butlers.
You know, that's it. Robert Butler's.
Hey, in final show of the year before the government mandated a break, three month break. Of course.
Were we to release any fresh podcasting content,
pass this show until, um,
just until nearly March, then of course, we would serve time in the clink.
And we don't want to do that because they really don't mess around.
You think you cannot back around when the government mandates the
break. So we'll take it and we'll force ourselves to enjoy it. However, through our barrister
we were able to get one little loophole carved out so you can enjoy some Hamish and Andy
podcast content over the summer. Of course you can listen to old episodes and catch up
if you need to. And you can introduce introduce your friends and have a great time laughing and bonding over
the great content. Over the great content. That's totally fine. That's totally fine.
But you can also, as per our recent legal victory, with our barrister, thank you, DeSera,
my conno, QC, who is bloody good and got us were allowed to sell the power of this book over something.
Yeah, I wish nanny.com. I'll be heading out there with a bunch of year-elevens.
I've spoken of Hawkes this week. I don't. I have rescinded my offer to drive a heavy-rigid vehicle out there.
Are you not doing the bus? Well, my worry is I don't want to spend the whole day out there. You're not doing the bus? Well, my worry is, I don't want to spend the whole day out there.
And so I was happy to, I wanted to take them out.
That's fine, but then the idea of having to do that.
Yeah, you're there to lift to them.
No, no, no.
They're left home.
I don't want to do that.
And I was just, just get a real bus driver.
And it's one thing driving me and Jack around on our band to a few years ago.
Yeah.
But a bus for the year 11 is a whole nother barrel of fish, mate.
So what I'll do is I'll get on that bus and then I'll keep an eye out for young
lovers. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, cool. That doesn't sound creepy.
Because when we did talk about last week, we just think that, you know, everyone's welcome,
but it's just the distraction, the distraction factor of young love.
And love. Yeah. Whilst we, you know, we've got a lot of customers waiting to get their Poundmous book.
Okay, I'll leave that up to you, how you police the year 11th.
And oh, but I am, I'm one, I mean, I'm very excited.
We've heard from Horg's just a couple of little bits and pieces here and there of how excited
the year 11s are, how good at work they are, how fine, how well rested they are.
So they're really going to get those orders out.
If you do want to get a Poundmous book as Andy said, hamishdandy.com is the best way.
Garanty, get before Christmas if you get now. Let's wrap up the other with another round of Pellmouths.
Permission to go long on this one, and because there's so many great ones that have come through.
So many great Pellmouths this year. And of course, the powemos volume two bookies out.
Yes.
Selling fiercely.
They are in, they're in, they're arrived at the warehouse.
If you underboat, they should be going out now.
I'm just on boattracker.global.net.
Fords slash peep moves book.
Fords slash special code only we know.
So we can see where they are and of course he
just shows you the boat's doctoral location. Yeah, it's been the boat's been repaired at the
boat, the boat that went across from China after being granted. Because the books are too heavy.
Cause of the weight. The books are too strong. Underhull repair. Yeah, to get your book out
amissarydead.com and it will not, one is okay, one you will be able to handle but certainly
it's great if those the boat wasn't ready.
And who has hawks said last week, he, if in Australia, guarantees if you order this week,
you'll get it before Christmas, but there's no international complaints.
I mean, the supply chain thing.
I mean, you've seen some of the gluts around the world.
Yeah.
Get it, just get in fast.
Get in fast is, but what else can we say, Andy?
This comes in from Paul Finch. It's a, he is a wedding
photographer. So it's a two pronged wedding photography power move. Number one, when taking a photo,
after asking everyone to smile, pick one person in the photo that's a little bit annoying and look
at them with a concern face and politely ask, do you have another smile you could possibly use?
you could possibly use. Hi.
Hi, two.
Yes, great.
In a full group photo situation, after taking the photo, pick one person by name,
usually the one that's been a little bit annoying, and ask them to hop out of the group with no explanation
before taking the photo again and thanking everyone for being involved.
Do you remember this? Is this from George and Lee?
She said, if you want to up someone in a conversation, this is great hint that Chris was purely
work Chris's parties.
Simply say, hey, can you swim?
Because you look like someone who can't swim.
Oh, we like it?
This is from Jason, one of our Keewee podcastes, is Jiu Jitsu based power move.
Wow.
Yeah.
Because this is a power move done on me.
I was rolling with a dude, which is Jiu Jitsu slang for sparring.
I'm just reading.
And I held a dominant position called the mount.
While I was in this position going for a submission, the person I was with even though I was better said to me come on do it like we
practiced. This might be looking like a student. Good move. Like it from patty this
is a barista power move. Very good. When someone who has a very normal name for their order, for example, Matt, ask them to spell it for you.
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Really good?
Hmm.
Not sure if we've had this one, because it's such a good EV
like G's when we might have had it, just in case.
Comes in from Luke.
If someone you know has a baby and you find out the child's name,
instantly make a Gmail account with the standard first dot mark that Gmail email and offer it to them
for a small fee or hold them to ransom. Up to you.
Really like that. This one came in direct email to me from Adam Spencer.
Oh, shit.
It's okay.
How mathematician.
Who actually Jack, as he'd been teaching your chess, because he was, didn't we say he's
been playing you?
He was playing you.
He, on the chess.com app, you can look at any other players and he looked me up and then
he banned me.
I've never spoken to Adam before, by the way.
Call me.
Call me. and he said
you gotta stop playing games you can only do the puzzles and lessons
for the foreseeable future and i've had to check in with him every couple of
week
and he's essentially coming in and made you feel like he's your chest sense a
yeah he it well we're un-ass unsolicited he's now my coach i guess
and that's so anybody who's...
He's like, so if you play a game, could he see that if you,
you know, play a game, would he see and go hang on?
What are you doing, mate?
You could only be in the...
You're not good enough.
He can see everything that my profile does.
So he's allowed me to play one game,
one 15 minute game every two weeks.
And so, he's...
What are you letting him?
What are you letting him?
Because he says this is how I will improve my chest.
So for everybody who's trying to play me, this is why I can't play you in an
ignoring game request because Adam Spencer told me I can't play at the moment.
Because you turned up to a boxing match in a nut and some guys just wore the same jacket
as your team and moved in and went up his guys coach.
He said, it's still bad habits if I keep playing games the way I'm playing.
Harsh coach. Have you seen oh, and I still bad habits. If I keep playing games the way I'm playing harsh coach
If you see in the film whiplash, yes, he's very much like the teacher
It's a cross between searching for Bobby Fisher and which
That
How much of a pound of specials it's been since they. This is excellent. So I'm glad I asked that Jack. He says it requires two people
this power move. Working one and idiot on just.com. Confince the news. You're their coach.
And so charging them a monthly fee for just coaching. He said if you're going to Woolworth's or Colesworth, I reckon with a mate, find an incredibly
obscure item whose name doesn't, it immediately suggests a section it would be in the shop.
For instance, Caribbean jerk seasoning rub.
Gotcha.
Then split up.
Agreed on the item.
Yeah, then split up.
One of you approaches the staff member, it says,
hey, do you have any idea where the Caribbean jerk
a seasoning rub might be?
That's when the second friend approaches.
Stooge.
And wait a couple of awkward seconds
for the the shot, the attendant to sit there
and have a think about it before going,
sorry, I didn't want to ease drop,
but I'm pretty sure the Caribbean jerk seasoning rub is an oil seven, about halfway before going, sorry, I didn't want to ease drop, but I'm pretty sure the Caribbean just seeming rough, isn't it?
I'll see if I'm about halfway down
on the left third shelf.
It's between the spaghetti and the Himalayan.
Anyway, cheers guys, have a good day.
Bad.
Now,
a hat's off to Spence for, you know,
he's obviously busy with his chess coaching,
to have the time to execute that move and be effective.
That's all I'm warning.
That's a polymath.
This is such a great one, and it's simple, it's super powerful.
Let's leave everyone with this over the summer, over the government mandate, a break,
to have a thing about something for people to try maybe before the end of the work here
or when they come back.
It's a workplace power that comes in from Jacob.
There's a right-all list of all the co-workers in your workplace
on a whiteboard.
Begin to add Telly's next to each name.
But don't get the list to name.
I have a right-handic word, and it's said in. Ando, as we've mentioned, we are about to unfortunately put our hands in the air.
Surrender.
Walk out the studio is the government's bastards podcasting compliance unit storms in here in March
is at gunpoint out the door as we observe the government mandated three month
podcasting break over summer and pushing our legal appeals are failed yet again
we continue to fight but that's that's the way things are we go back to the
beach we'll go to the cricket we won't't have to. You have to show them, you have to pretend, you have to put up a facade,
because otherwise they start suspecting you might be banking content. The menu might be
secretly recording some stuff on a Zoom recorder, but somehow you're getting out on a dark web
podcast. So you have to show them very clearly publicly, but there are no mics around. Everything's fine. You've
obeyed the order. They're the boss. You know? Yeah, they're fine. Yeah. Okay. I'll go to
buy in or whatever it is that you know, whatever smoke screen we have to throw up to show them
that we're pretending to be happy. But we'll be sad. We'll be sad all by some way. Very. But
it was also important for us to take a small break. Rest the vocal chords from the weekly hit out.
What I was going to say was, you know, that's obviously coming up.
We were a return.
We're a return at this stage.
I mean, we always put it up on socials and whatnot.
We've had people know that I think it's early March, isn't it?
Usually, sometimes it's March Eve.
I think it's going to be March 3rd this time round.
Yeah, it is. This is what I wanted to say. This is perfect.
Did you know that
Jack's bouncing baby boy, the golden child of the podcast is John March 4th. No, that's right.
We come back on baby Eve. We come back on baby. Yeah. Wow. So usually it's March Eve. This
year we come back on baby Eve. Now, he is the first child born to the podcast since we've been on air in 160 episodes.
We have never had a child born to the podcast.
So rejoice, rejoice, a child shall be ours.
Will all sit outside the manger?
Well, that's what I was going to say.
I would like to issue a summer challenge. And I was thinking about this.
And I think we involve Mike too,
because Mike, Radio Mike and AKA podcast,
who works as behind the scenes here
and is featured extremely heavily on the show.
Particularly when Pokemon or Harry Potter comes up.
Pokemon Nintendo Harry Potter, he is our resident guru.
I think we do a make Jack's baby a present challenge
over summer.
Three wise men challenge.
Three wise men challenge.
Three wise men.
Yeah.
Because that's why we need, my queen, a third wise man.
Yeah.
So I was going to say, Jack, you beat as well, but I mean, you got to have something to say.
You know, when you think that through, you're obviously going to get the win, you're his dad.
And I'll be finding things like a cot and a pram and a car seat.
Yeah.
So he'll get a lot from me.
Yeah.
You're right.
I can see you're already annoyed at the cost of the baby.
I'm surprised that wasn't it?
It's so expensive that still can be.
Do you have a preferred plan?
Would be surprised if we hear a bunch of Maxi baby plugs coming out or whoever you can't
see providers.
So I thought, look, Jack's giving him something already.
He's giving him life. That counts. That's a good gift. So let's get three wise men.
Do we get Mike in here? Let's get Mike. Get Mike in here.
Because then we get explain the rules of the challenge. But I just thought it's crazy. We're coming
back on baby Eve. You know, we're going to do something. I feel like we're going to do something
for Jack's son. Okay. My. So like, first of all, are we, you know, are we, because, you know,
are we committing to this,
or is it going to be a nuisance?
I guess that's the first.
Oh, it's going to be like the three wise men.
Like are we really going to walk all the way to Bethlehem?
Like, because let's not start if we have to turn back.
But immediately we look at you,
as the three wise men we look at you will go,
you're going to do it because you're the one that's since.
Well, I saw the star.
So I mean, I'm the one that's formed. You've seen pretty jazzed by, so yes,
I'm in radio, Michael being.
Well, I only want to do it.
And if I don't have to pay for it with my own money,
so I get to use the company card.
God, just grind.
Well, that's not otherwise, man, did it?
I'm only sure.
Oh, I'm just going to use my face for it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've got the guy who's bringing me.
You're obviously not going to be the gold or frink in Zincite.
I can't believe you're a place Jack with a tie-up,
with a tie-to-wise man.
Well, what if we do it?
What if we, but I think let's make it.
That's my idea.
I don't know, do we make something?
That's better, Mark, because then you don't have to pay
so much money, it's not a big deal. Actually, we suppose we don't have to pay so much money it's not
a big deal. Actually we suppose we don't have to make it like $100 limit.
$100 limit. I would like you to make something. That shows that shows that you.
I feel like my son would appreciate it. Hey Joseph Joseph, you didn't even know we were
coming. We're a surprise. So you actually don't get to put requests in.
You can't, the three wise men didn't turn up and go, we've got a new hammock here,
a circular saw and a lathe.
Oh, what a coincidence.
I'm a carpenter.
I had no idea this was happening.
And here are the, here's some guys that said that with three great, mechana products that
they needed, not devolved.
But if they had a gift registry back in those times,
maybe Jesus would have had a gift registry that the person- No, you don't have a gift
registry for a kid. I'm just saying he would hear what he appreciate you make.
That's when weddings have gift procedures. You don't go, hey everybody, I'm having a kid.
He's the gift register. Why does the kid need a crock pot?
I go. What is the kid need a crock pot?
So no, no, you don't get to choose Jack O.
Okay.
But $100 limit, you can make it or you don't have to.
And do we know any grounds for it to be judged upon
or is it just what pleases Joseph the most?
Oh yeah, I guess it's what pleases Joseph.
Okay.
Okay.
That's good.
Okay.
It doesn't have to be great.
I know I know I know I'm already sounds like a walk and back the idea, but let's just say
it doesn't have to be great.
This is what I would as the judge if it is going to be me as the final judge.
This is what I would say not to do.
And I've seen Andy do this before at end of year dues,
is regift something that you just got.
Yeah, I know you grew regifted those marks
in the Chris Cringle.
Because you didn't know,
you actually regifted it without even knowing
what was in the box.
Yeah, that was dangerous.
But wasn't that exciting?
A wise man indeed.
No, but you...
But you... At that very same Chrisringle, I made you a jumper.
Now see, and I remember that for many years to come that you made me that no fixed jumper,
handmade hand stitched and made merch.
I thought that might be a clue to Hamish to go in the same path, but we'll see.
We'll see what pleases Joseph the most will be the winner.
Do we hold it?
Do we do we do we fear
fear wise man? Doath we hold it in front of the young Lord himself to see if he's
more to see him he reacts. So does Jack take them home in one by one place they've
in front of the young Lord to see if it what which one gets the best reaction from the
from the newborn King. And that's that's 10% of the voting and 90% or
50 50. All right, what about this? Jack gets a vote. Does the public give a vote? Jack public and
maybe with the unlawed and the young lord. Great. That's how that's how some project is to create a wise
man give the three wise man challenge. Mike, you've been very quiet. What are you, what, what's your beef? No, I have no beef. I just, I, I'm worried about
ideas. I don't know what to come up with. I'm thinking something along the lines of three months.
I'm thinking something to do with the little drummer boy, but I think I miss my take.
You freezing cold, mate. Just, you know, you're not going to get a baby's attention
like you're going to give a drum kit.
All right.
Good luck, Mike.
Good luck, wise man.
See you in the desert as we walk to the east.
MUSIC
Hey, I'm telling you the end of another great year.
Obviously, the end of our final show of the
year, 40 episodes a year for 40 years.
It's a promise to promise to all three years down.
Four years down.
Ten percent.
May always feel like you just now, you now it's properly begun.
Yeah.
We'd love to do more, but the government won't let us over this.
That's right.
A few things to tie off.
Emergency slide party.
We've been in touch with Rex.
Obviously, the COVID situation with Australia opening back up, we'll do that probably in
the first month of the pod being back.
So sometime in March next year, expect those that had won their slot, expect to be notified
in February.
Yeah.
Keep your ankles strong.
Keep them strong. Keep your ankles strong.
Keep them strong, keep, and keep, you know,
keep your splints on.
Yeah, if you keep your exercises.
Angles pre-strapped, getting ready to go down the slide.
The big ask, and international borders have opened,
which means the big ask of Jack
for losing my bitcoins will come into play.
Is it outside, I mean, I guess it is, isn't it?
Like it's two-way travel outside of the Asia
coming ground.
Yeah, so Jack, I expect the bigaster
come into fruition next year.
Okay.
I'm happy that it's not right now.
It's not me another summer.
Yeah.
A freedom.
Yes, you've got a kid coming.
It was going to be big ask. Oh yeah,
come. It was going to be living a hole for two years. I'm not to enjoy one more summer.
I might not actually now that you say that Andy, I might not be able to deliver on favors
as easily as a new father. So that will be interesting to know. we're going out of the big ask. You'll be easy Jack, because the big ask is, can I have your kid?
So you'll be free as a bird after you hand that one off.
No, that'll come next year.
Very, very rumpelstiltskin isn't it?
Yeah.
You can be your first born.
Hame, we should have been alerted.
We're on it.
The Chums Group, our social media site.
Chums Group. I had a book. I had the Curve too, wasn't it? Chums Group,
Panda, because we invented it to take down Facebook. We at least got them to change their name
to Meta, so that's a partial win. We'll take that. But we just had a beautiful system. People
might remember us back in the radio show days, go and chums group, you don't have a site,
you have your own shack, and you fly flags
out the front of your shack,
different 200 different colored flags
that correspond to the mood you're in.
So you don't need to ride in it. We, we, we it to destroy democracy, which I think is a nice little feather in the
hat.
We didn't use it to poison teenagers, brains.
I think that's nice.
We haven't really caught a re-elections.
Chronic body issues from it, which is a pretty cool little feather in the old hat, quite
of a heavily feathered hat.
Actually, when you think about all the things we've done, basically there's a lot of other
social media companies haven't been able to achieve.
However, however, with all those feathers, it comes a black feather, a feather of shame because
it did go down. We were alerted by a user of Chums Group, who still sees it. I use this every day,
being my friend, still going Chums Group, and we put up flags outside our shack.
30 odd thousand members of child's group.
Last time we checked.
Really?
Do you know the only place we started playing
because it was a utopia.
It's when we introduced chumbucks again,
years before Bitcoin.
So already identifying the digital currency
was a future.
We introduced chumbucks.
I'll give them this, not as tightly managed
as the blockchain, because it was easily hackable.
Suddenly people with multi-trillionaires, the system fell apart. Surprise, surprise, money ruined it all.
But before Chum Bucks, that was a beautiful utopian society. Anyway, the side is end-to-mechan.
It's down. Don't worry. We'll look at it at the back end. We're working on it.
So for all those people out there that are using Chums Group still on the reg, we are working on it. So for all those people out there that are using Chums Group still on the reg, we are working on it. Maintenance happening as we speak.
Hey, I promised you in Jack's prize.
Good look. Sorry. Good looks, and by the way, we finish up the show. I promised you guys
a surprise. And Katie Dwyer emailed in during the week, and she was on to it. She writes
a hoi. Very much looking forward to hearing
Andy's trumpet rendition of Metallica's Nothing Else Matters by the end of the year.
She then writes 11th of March, Apple 122. So she really wanted to pin it down.
Yeah. For those who don't remember that was said, this was the original audio.
And for those who don't remember that was said, this was the original audio.
Last day of year 12, year 12 concert,
I got up to playing nothing else matters
by the telekine.
What do you mean?
On what?
On guitar, all right.
Yeah, right.
And sorry, I just immediately thought Trump.
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And what I would have given to see 17 year on Andy honking out nothing else matters on the horn.
I will play the thing that matters. Please, please, please, follow into the end of the year.
I will play nothing else matters.
So obviously, that happened.
I thought it was gonna be a Peter out,
but it did come up again.
It absolutely could have heated it out.
I totally forgot about this.
It did come up again during the year.
Okay, that isn't a Peter out there. I want you to play the vocal line.
The vocal line, yeah, I'll play the whole thing.
The vocal line of nothing else, man.
This is the trumpet.
I mean, you're in the studio at the moment, of course, all your stuff's in Melbourne.
But if you got the travel trump, we have.
Did you bring up the travel trump?
Oh, no.
How did you bring that for?
You're leaving by yourself.
Because I'm bored.
I've got one. I just want to drink for did you bring that for? You're living by yourself? Because I'm bored.
I've got one that just...
I just want to shrink for the neighbours.
Oh, great.
Got a guy next door playing the back arena again.
Well, this week nothing else matters.
It starts preparation.
So, Hame.
Well done, mate.
You and I, the commitment.
You remember that I asked you down from Sydney for an excursion.
And you couldn't make it.
About two weeks ago,
was when the excursion was meant to happen,
I'd booked Hammer Hall,
which is the major concert hall in Melbourne.
I was hoping you and Jack would come and watch me
for like nothing else matters on the horn and hammer hall.
You couldn't make it.
This is amazing.
That is somewhat this, you know,
people are obviously visiting,
I was a wash hammer hall, but anyway,
maybe it was hammer hall.
It could be a hammer, it could be a hammer,
but it would be a lot of different.
But you know, it's like a fancy,
it's like a famous concept,
that you're in the middle of,
it's like playing the uppercase basically,
but in Melbourne.
And the other people could do a lot of their work there.
There would be like someone doing a tour on this day and they would have wandered
in and go and his is oh that's Andy Lee, he's booked it out so he can play trumpet by himself.
Like, bar out must be nice. Look at these. He's bored. He got bored at home with the
Goldsmith Yder. So he's going to hit a plate trumpet by himself at a concert stage.
Well, the excitement of them saying yes to Hamahalhan.
Amazing.
It went to my head.
So then I asked the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra
if they'd like to accompany me play.
Wow.
Nothing else matters.
To which they said yes.
This is great.
And then it would take them five minutes to learn it.
How long did it take you to practice for this?
They had to arrange it.
So they got their professor of arrangements
in there to arrange it for the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.
I was meant to go and do this on the 18th of November
and then there was a COVID situation,
which means I wasn't able to be there.
So via iPad we've filmed it all. The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra at Hamahall. I'm on the
iPad. I played trumpet. I didn't get to go. I didn't get to go. But we've got it all
in film for you and we've recorded it. But this is me playing the trumpet carefully
by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.
One take for you, because that's really the pressure of it.
It's got to be a one take.
Well, I've got another little announcement off the back of this
with regards to the one take, but yes, one take.
And guys, as promised, here is nothing else matters.
And you'll be on the trumpet, accompanied by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.
The song everyone was made of.
Good. So you know I'm music, is it?
I mean, you're doing really well on Dover, that's right. आपाज में I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Wow! That is awesome!
That is really good, isn't it?
I mean, they are the telepathy of Mr. So, why So why you trick our brains into thinking.
So true.
So true.
Better than you are.
So you did great.
I mean, it was false for me.
I did fine.
But you did practicing year 12.
So you're already knew the notes.
But I mean, they really are a good art mate.
I mean, because I guess we're used to our band.
Where we like our band, our band, whenever
we, we know whenever we've done a spot, tried to play a song, maybe this is how I feel.
It's like trying to do a skateboard run at the X Games, where you like, you like finish
and you can't believe you pulled off all the tricks and you get your board and you're
like throwing it into the crowd because you just can't believe that you got through the
run, that they would be, they't believe that you got through the run.
But they would be, they would be used to getting through the run.
Yeah, they're good at getting through the run.
Hey, me said one take is the pressure.
Yeah.
I got asked by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra to join them at the My Music Bowl.
On December 13th, Monday, it's Monday and a week and a half, I will be
playing nothing else matters. He's doing it. On Monday, he's going back for more.
This is like when Bansley told me to play trumpet at the Grand Final and you said yes
and then ghosted him. Yeah, I had too many beers and didn't go. I promised them almost
every all because I would go.
It's a huge concept.
It's performance of a lifetime.
They've got a few pace of practice.
Before me, Rhonda Thurch was going to be there.
Least thing on this heap, heaps and heaps of Leore, Ali McGregor, there's heaps and heaps
and heaps of heaps of heaps.
Well, well known for professionals and then Andy is coming over.
He's coming over from the Academy.
Heaps from the Academy.
By Tim Rogers, as well from you and I
and also they're going to slot in nothing else matters if you're interested you have to check out
chemist.com.au. How confusing for my mum and her friends who will probably be there.
I'm only doing Monday by the way I'm not doing doing Tuesday, they do two concerts. side gig. Yeah, me too.
I mean, it feels a little bit cheeky that you go
and often playing with somebody else.
Yeah, at like a huge venue, for the orchestra.
I just want to just try to, I mean, obviously,
Gwen Stefani left no doubt, went out and did some solos,
but I've worked out well for her.
I'm just not Harry Styles, mate.
Hey, we should go back around the corner
from the city on the trumpet piece. Yeah, Jack and I are
actually doing nine hour DJ set up revolver tonight. So start at midnight and I'll take you through
the sunrise. Anyway, this is Harry Styles signing off for a great year. This is Ringo style,
just having to be here. Thank you everybody. I imagine.com. If you want to chat to us at all over the break, obviously, we're not meant to look at
emails, but I'm sure we will.
And we're back for another huge, huge year next year at March 3rd.
We'll be back, but thanks for listening.
Awesome.
Thanks guys.
Thanks for listening.
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