Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 170

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

1. Upset Andy 2. Movie trailer voiceovers 3. Celebrating sensitive mouths with some potential special skills 4. Gustomer service check - Lifetime Trailers 5. The Remembering Project - Kevin Rudd 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi-dum-a- hot foil master, Hamish. That's why we're these gloves. A hoi to my ink mixer, Jack.

Oh yeah, I do get the color just right. You always say. What are we doing? We are painting baked potatoes. I reckon we're hairdresses. No, I'm the stencil preparer. Okay, we've got a hot foil, we're headdresses. I know, I'm the stencil preparer. Okay, we've got hot foil, we've got ink, stencil. Are we, are we signwriters?

Is it that basic? Green printers. We are screen-making promotional shirts for Darren's water surfaces. Not as cool as when we were loggers. I reckon that was, like, a lot of Jack's beds, you know. We're working for them all. Three man screen printing line.

We'd have some laughs on our sheet with you. We would definitely make a funny t-shirt for the end of year. Oh yeah, yeah. Probably more regular than the end of year. I reckon we'd be once a month. How soon would it be before we put out our own little Easter eggs on people's promotional shirts that they'd ordered?

You know, like if we had like our own load, put our own little Easter eggs on people's promotional shirts that they'd ordered? You know, like if we had like our own load, like our own like little... Like a hagging symbol or something, yeah we'd just sneak into the bottom of someone's design and then do a lot of, I don't know how that got in there. If we own the company we would, we'd love the job too much to risk getting fired for something. That's true. I didn't, didn't work that hard to get my hot foil degree, they just blow it all up, putting the dick and balls on a florist's logo. Libby, a hoi to you from London. A hoi, hey mission Andy and number six. Libby here, I'm currently living in London and recently I went traveling through

Italy. I know it must be nice. When I was there, I was watching the Gamasas Australia on TV and it was dubbed in Italian. I was just wondering considering Hamish's Italian heritage if he does his own Italian dubbing. Anyway, cheers. Hey, do you do your own, yes? I have family in Italy, my nephews that live in Italy and brother-in-law.

They do send over sometimes, they film it off TV. And they never, they film it on their phones off TV because they have the Aussie version as in Italy. And the guy that does my dubbing here is hanging in the big Lego masters. Better voice or worse voice? A better voice. Oh, I'm glad.

You were open to being offended if they were like, oh, I'll child. Yeah. Yeah. That gets a fool voice on there. Yeah. But the guy thankfully has a better voice, which leads me to believe that they think that my face could support a better voice.

I wonder what they go through there. They go, they would look at you. Do you reckon they just buy a site or do they go by, by hearing the, I wonder, should we put another process? They probably have a chat. Should we improve the process? Should we improve the personal dishes? Or should we try and keep it the same? They're casted for sure. You know, there would be someone out there,

a Luca or someone that had auditioned to be my voice in Lego Masters and didn't get the job. Because he was pro too similar to my actual voice and they were like, let's get someone there. Let's, we've got the chance here to improve it. Why wouldn't we take it? On a scale of Morgan Freeman, right back down to zero,

how good to your voice in Italian. If we're on a scale of Morgan Freeman, we all agree has the best voice to sort of down to a radio mic and a zero. I'm... LAUGHTER I had it in this vying machine. Yeah, just... Just a C outrage outside the glass. I probably said it a five.

Professionally, and then they've given me a six and a half to a seven. Oh, they haven't done crazy though. They haven't given me more than three. Well, your face and body wouldn't be at a hand or... Couldn't support it. I would be crushing under the weight of that voice. Pushed it to the end, but still believing. And still like it's still the shuttering, like all the dolls are redlining, but it just holds together.

How have you said you wanted to kick off today's show? And from a voice that's okay to voices that will annoy you. Why don't we've had so many upset Andy's coming in and they are crackers. We do have to, I think we've got to start with it. Everything is neat and practical because that's the way it likes it. But what if it wasn't?

Upset Andy. The only opener on radio or podcast across the whole broadcast landscape that dares to ask a question in the opener, all singers based on, what if it wasn't? Fascinating concept. Let's see if we can upset Andy. And there's just, I mean, the flood is seemingly endless.

You think they're gonna dry up, but there are many opportunities in this world where people notice things that would perhaps upset your preference for efficiency in order. And you might think that I might change my way to become more fast than we. But no, I think in my older age, it's getting worse. I understand. So Chris, are we boys? All right, Chris, so very good mate.

What have you got, Frande? So I was talking to my buddy the other day who's just got into golf this summer. And after a couple of rounds, when it gets a bit too hot, he'll just take his shirt off and play the rest of the game. We've no shirt off. Oh! As far as I know, that's OK.

And I'd like, I haven't played yet, but I'd like to be involved in a sport where that's fine. It does that doesn't upset me, Ham. I know you think that you'd mind. No, I'm interested in the etiquette. Well, the etiquette, the etiquette, the one I've got made. Well, I think it's a bit ridiculous that there's the collars, shirts and the tuck-in. So some clubs allow T-shirt golf, which I think. Tuck-in is tuck-in. So some clubs allow t-shirt golf, which I think.

Tuck-in, is tuck-in a thing. Yeah, tuck-in, some clubs. Tuck-in, so I can't wear an untucked polo. You can't wear an untucked shirt. No deduction. Yeah, what am I going to do? I was going to have a drink. A number of clubs you can't wear black socks, for instance.

You have to have black socks. Somewhat. And then you just won't be allowed to play. It's weird. It's weird. It's stupid. Hence, I would love to see someone going down the tent with their top on and having a great time. So I know you would think it would.

Would a black sock subset set you, Andy, if I turned up with the untucked polo and black socks? I would not like it. It sounds like a biker. It wouldn't have hit me. But so Royal Melbourne is probably the most famous golf course in Australia and it's also one of those famous golf course in the world.

They've recently allowed black socks, but there's an attachment to an asterisk, black socks if it's in the shoe, Black Sox, Mancani. If it's in keeping with the shoe, that the gold would choose, so no, no, no. So I'm guessing saying, if you're wearing a Black shoe, you're allowed Black Sox.

I don't quite understand the rule, but apparently, Chris, good one. I mean, I back it, and when I get out there and start swinging the sticks with Ando, I will make sure to do at least a hold of us. Thanks mate. Mitchell. Mitchell. Upset handy, please. Hoi boys and number six and happy birthday to you, Andy. No need.

So basically, I have more about to leave my house and I don't already have a pair of shoes on my feet. I usually keep a pair of thongs by the front door and you know, as a way to very busy lifestyle and I'm very much fast and loose like hamish on the odd occasion when I go to put my thongs on. The stem of the thong will land in between my second and third toe instead of my first and second toe as normally it should. And you know, when this happens I just carry about wherever I'm going. I'm going to be my top-notch.

He's going to be the best. He's going to be the best. Very, very timey. That's no time, Mitchell. Who's got time to back it? Can't progress in life. If you're going to spend the whole time backing up and fixing your feet, keep walking, brother.

Yeah, good one, Mitchell. No, that would absolutely upset me. And even if I saw it, I don't think I'd be able to hang with you socially until you fixed it. Mitchell, we had a classic upset Andy one time about a guy that liked to go surfing before going to work and he'd learn to tolerate sand in his socks rather than go to the effort of washing and drying his feet after a surf. And I think this is the same thing.

You can train your body to just keep moving. Exactly. Is your second toe big? Yes, it is. Big keep moving. Exactly. Is your second toe big? Yes, it is. Big than average. Congrats on the SP. But you know, eventually you get used to it. And after a couple months, you go, Oh, man, you're talking, I hear you, man.

You get used to them, but still congrats on the SP. So I imagine, I imagine it's easier adjustment for him to bake, he's second toes like a big toe like a backup Big toe you're right nice Mitchell nice um Kendall Kendall have you got something to upset Andy? I do a hoi boy. Oh, who do you oh? Hey, so this is something my mom does that drives me insane. So she's usually the family photographer at events and such insane. So she's usually the family photographer at events and such. And when she goes back through the photo, she'll zoom in on them and take a screenshot of the photo instead of cropping it or descending the regular one to us. This would be this would annoy Andy. So she's got then several of the same photo at various levels of zoom in her camera roll. She's easily doubled her camera roll and it also has like the share or delete button at the

bottom. It has the time and the battery percentage at the top. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, screen-shotting a ticket to give to Amy Schott Jack. I'll crop it nicely. And the other thing that... Anything involving edges or corners, if it's not done correctly, consider it upsetting Andy. And the other thing that worries me about your bum's foe. Yes, we're all worried. LAUGHTER

Is I don't like excess photos in there. And so, not so much for storage, I just want it to be a clean representation of what I've been up to. So I will. What? What? What?

Go back through, so you don't like a short event having nine photos and a long event having one. I'll go back to and clean out unnecessary photos once every two days. Really? Yeah. So like in memories, you know memories come up, I'm never getting the bad one. You don't get an odd memory, yeah they're all absolute keepers.

Yeah. With an even weighting and a clean representation of what you think. You love to. That's why I'm really good. That's why Beck anno Noise are telling me because their generation just takes heaps of photos. So she'll take like 100 photos of the same thing and never.

So all the memories are like receipts. Yeah. The wall where you parked your car. Even when she's just trying to get the food or like for Instagram something, she just take this, like, a thousand shots of an avocado, which just gives me the year it's. But then when I asked her could

she download the son of sap so she could change the music at home rather than ask me, she said I don't have room. For only forever. In years' far back. Well, David, have you got something to upset Andy or Hoy? Oh, Hoy gentlemen. Okay, David, have you got something to upset Andy or Hoy? Oh, hi, gentlemen. Oh, hi. So, my upset Andy, I had five big windows at the front of my house, each with the nation blind, with the loop where you yank on the loop and the blind do the turn inwards or outwards.

Yes. I just walk along at nighttime grabbing the whichever bit of the loop I see, yank on it and hope they turn the same way. They never do. So I just leave the meat, it's hanging inwards or outward. No. So you've got up, up, down, up, down, down, down, down, up, down, up, and you've never had a more going the one way. No, I figure it's like playing pokies eventually. Have you got close before? Have you got off the door? And we've been waiting across the street for two years.

Here's a hamper. Have you got down, down, down, down before and come down to, you know, had the final shot and flustered? No, no, no. No, it's usually sort of one after the other. It's usually sort of three to two for how? David, if you invited me round for a drink and we would finish the second beer and you went, hey, do you want another one and you left for the room?

I'd correct that. Well, outside of the room, I think. And you did. And go, did you fix the blind? Yeah. You would be in the room. Someone comes in the room. Oh, I love it.

You David. Marlene, how do you? Hello, boys. So I like to read, but instead of reading books from start to finish, sometimes I open it up to a random page and read that chapter. And then once I've read all the chapters I try and figure out what the story is.

Oh! Oh! Oh! I hate that. and read that chapter and then once I've read all the chapters I try and figure out what's the story. I hate that you get it. Marlene, I hate that. No, it's not for bookmarks. You're never, yeah, you're losing. I hate that. Thank you very much. Thanks guys.

See you. Hey, obviously the deep, cliched voice over guy for all films, action films, sci-throw or five films, thriller films, drama films, comedies, they'd only go for a different voice over. That's true. Usually it's telling you that it's... I know these days, although you can get a faux, deep voice, like a pretend deep voice,

but usually you get a bit of a wacky voice. Actually, I've just said films, but series have them now as well. Yep. Actually, remember when film in the hierarchy of entertainment films was so high up, and actors would never do TV. Yeah, that was until really,

like it wasn't until kind the 2000s madman and like sopranos and stuff like that sort of changed it. I remember the world celebrated TV. George Clooney when he got out of he are and he's actually doing a film is like, oh god, yeah, like you got out of juby and got a job. Well done, George. No, I think the era of prestige TV just turned it on its head, bought it right in.

I think would you say now that a good series outright ranks any film or is that... Certainly has more eyeballs, sure. Sometimes even if you get recommended what you think is the show, Jess was just telling me about this one called the Adam Project. It looked it up and it's a film. It's like, oh, that's a novelty. People are unreadable to the film.

That happened to me. Do I see it? There's a film. It's like, oh, that's a novelty. People are in red all to the day. That haven't done it. Do I see it? They're like, oh, this is this is new thing on Apple TV. You're like, oh, great. Okay. A series. Love a new series. No. Apple TV can also mean film. Anyway, I've got digress, but I want to just kind of single out the V.O. guy, the guy that does the O in a world. Those type of things. Yeah. Yeah. Used to be the one guy. I mean, it's channel things. Yeah, yeah. It used to be the one guy. I mean, a channel known it is the one guy. It is the one guy.

Steve Britain. Tell me, let's go. A master in his craft. I want to single in on destinations. You always get in a world. You get in a land. Yep. In a town. You get? Yeah, sometimes you get in a land. Yep. In a town.

You get? Yeah, sometimes you get in a town. What's a famous in a town film? I feel like I am not Shemalan on. Well, you don't get in a suburb. But you could. You feel like a fat pizza promo would have started with that. Well, that's where you are real. So I think you can't do in a suburb.

You get time periods. In a time. You always get, oh no, you always get this summer. You always get this summer. But that's actually not talking about the film. It's talking about what's happening. Sometimes it is, it makes you just feel like there's gonna be an adventure this summer.

I've heard in a house, which normally normally then says where the house is like, but you never get, you don't get something in a department. Nope. I don't think you get it. It's probably less exciting. Probably just less exciting than a world, isn't it? Like, you get in, I'm sure Marvel's doing in a universe. Because now there's a lot of universe.

You get, you don't see a world. I think House is the only habitat you get. I don't think there's, can you think of another, I don't think you can get in a mansion. No, I'm trying to think if there's any famous cave movies. In a cave. Not Nicholas. You get with a cave, that's Nicholas cave, but not in a cage.

Nicholas cage. You get in a cage, you can get with a cage. What am I mean? I'm sorry, that's what the other, has Nicholas cage done a movie in a cage? That's probably, I'm sure he's done a prisoner film. Yeah, well he knows. One of the promo was Cage in a cage. He's on air, but he's the, he's the ass cage in a flying cage. He's on TV's own doing.

Yeah, but he was more responsible for keeping people with the cage. I don't think he was one of the cons. He was a cop. He was a cop. He was a condom good. Yeah. He actually was a con who then helped Lauren force him by the end of the film.

Con with the heart of gold. Yeah. And I think, and I think in just in the Hollywood movie, movie that he was allowed off at the end. So for good value, for helping him, for helping him round up the prisoners, prisoners. I think he was, you know, it was like it was a good, good guy framed.

No, he was, I actually loved this film, Connere. It was one of the only debit meetings we had. He was in a far, far fight at the start of the film. That's right. And accidentally killed a guy. Yeah, and it was called, he was framed to kill. He wasn't in an ex-green parade. And it feels provoked. There was no provocation. He was a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,'t matter if you're sticking up for a lady. I'm just saying in the Hollywood world, he's, he was like in a bar thing. I remember the opening scene in a bar, in a bar park, in a bar car park. He was like,

I don't want to do this to you, man, because he's like, ex-special forces. He's trying to stop him. Like, please, don't, don't, don't activate what I'm trying to do. Accidentally, you've got your own situation. Situational crime. I, I'm so good at fighting that I will kill you. If my muscle memory will kill you, even though my conscious brain is screaming at my body to stop, that's how highly Yeah, then he was in a cage in the air. And oh, um, when I run a couple of special skills, contenders past you. Okay, great. They just stayed are they or they is it more just that they're the same category, same category, same category. Yep.

Give me, you know, rumble in the jungle was a huge, um, head to head. Boxing machine wasn't it? Oh, yeah, more than it. God, man, didn't watch it, but obviously, you know, Rumble and the Jungle was a huge head to head. Boxing match wasn't it? Oh, yeah. It wasn't it. God, it meant it and watched it, but obviously, you know, the marketing around it. Very good. Give me some of the other, and that was in the, that was in the, you know, the genre of boxing.

Yep. Punching. Punching each other in the face. Yeah. What are some of the other big rivalries that you have floating around? Some of the other big showdowns. Individual teams. Can be anything, really.

Yeah, well, Australian, England, the ashes for the crew. Yes, very big, huge. And that's in the genre of cricket. Yeah. Collingwood, Collingwood, Colling, and Batting and Catching the Bull. Collingwood, Carden, and the AFL. That's in the genre of football, of course. Kicking, marking, more goals than the opposition.

That's the sport you're playing there. Red Sox Yankees, I think, is one of the old-time roles? Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time baseball. Hitching, hitting, catching, running, touching bases more than the others.

USA Russia, ice hockey? Always a classic showdown. So that's not who I've got for the show. I'm just saying that's another one. Just a look on your face I think oh wow what a special skill so special skill. So what's the field for this one? Sensitive mouths Egg always even that me. Yes, I know in the age old battle of sensitive mouths. Oh as in like

Holes the sensitive but heart But for a good thing, like not like they need everything at the perfect temperature. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're not, they're not, they're, well, they're overly sensitive mouths, but not in the sense that they would get offended and leave the part of it. Oh, that's what I was born about.

Yeah. So, you know, what was she, you know, just said, just said it was, I mean, lips. Amazing taste. No, some is taste based, but some isn't. And and that's what that's why I've had to broaden the category to sensitive mouths This is the showdown that we might have this is a showdown We've got today because I want I think they're in the same category of yeah We can't just keep having people in the show that have sensitive mouths. Yeah, but I also think we changed the words

Because like you know like my partner that gets hives right and she has the exact same because she's got the sensitive skin and people like it's, it's, I think you should change that. So it's a day. Because that's enough. That's too sensitive. I was really sensitive. Yeah. It, it, it, it, it, it's referred to as in as a deficiency sometimes at the moment.

I think we're about to celebrate males, are we? Yeah. Well, we're certainly celebrating sensitive mouths. Because we have two people that can do amazing things with this sensitive mouths. But would we have both on the show? No. I don't know. It could just be too much sensitive mouth content.

Yeah. Okay, great. For your ever interested in, of course, we want the listening experience of this podcast to be varied We want to be chopping and changing it each week making sure people well they're excited Can you know what people going just in the hammish Andy still just became all about sensitive Yeah, exactly and you don't want that no, so you got them standing by then I that I assume yep you asked if it's Tase related let's hear from our taste based sensitive sensitive mouth, but first, Lewis, how are you mate? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. How are you doing? How sensitive is your mouth? About an eight. Ooh. About a 10. But, Lewis, please tell Andy what your sensitive mouth can do. So I am able to detect how old milk is by just tasting it.

How old milk is by tasting it? I mean, in which do you mean the length that has till it expires? Or is it always the same amount of time? Is it like it always is two weeks after it was from the teeth? No. If it's teet to tongue in four days, you can go, are there six spires in ten? I can do the date it's going to say on the bottle of milk.

So when it expires? I. I can do the date it's going to say on the bottle of milk. So when it expires? I would. Wow. Wow. Okay. And I would say then you would need that milk kept in refrigerated conditions for the whole journey. Sure. Yes. That is correct.

I love it, hand. We won't go. Here's a bucket of milk. We kept on the roof for two days. There's some rain water in it and it's curdled. All type of milk or just full strength. I like full cream. Full milk.

So do I. I think so. I think we're doing cow's milk here, the real deal. Full cream. Full cream. And sanchorised, of course? Furbly. Yeah.

If that's possible. No, I think it's the law. So the test would be then to see I'm really clear. He has a swig of milk and tells us when the due date, the expiry date is. Within how many days are the site? Plus or minus one? Lovely. Sensitive now.

Yeah. I'm an element. So it's not going to cost anything to see the sea. No. He's in the city. cross anything to see the sea. No. He's in the city, so very close to the sea. Great. What have you got 10 minutes? No, no.

I mean, stay on the line. Okay, great application and great application. Yeah, what are the chances? Another sensitive mouth. Superhuman walks amongst us. Kendall, a hoi Kendall. A hoi poe. A hoi do you Kendall?

What can you do with your sensitive mouth? So I can eat a noodle, spaghetti, noodle, and I can tell you the exact length of that noodle, which is my mouth. Oh, wow. Okay. So a cooked noodle. Sorry, not just sensitivity, but I think the next parody of my mouth will also have a crest because it's a bit of a the process of eating it.

Didn't say sensitive tongue, I assume it's roof side, cheeks. You're using everything at your disposal in there. Yes, yes, bit of everything. I worked with my back technique. Of course not. So to be clear on this one, then, we would have a pre-measured length noodle. Many of them. Mm-hmm. A very big hook. I know, you'd have to, you'd cook it first then measure it. Yes, it does change length. Yes.

Sorry, cooked, then measured, cut to, cut to water we could say, you know, Exist an 8mm, an 8mm noodle. Yep. Um, can we, you would be blind, but she doesn't need to see it. Wow. And then put that noodle in her mouth, she tells us 8mm. 8mm is the smallest noodle. That's small. doesn't need to see it. Wow. And then put that noodle in her mouth. She tells us eight millimeters. Eight millimeters. The smallest noodle.

That's what you can do. That's how I order at the Italian restaurant. Kendall, within how many centimeters,imetres can you predict it in? I usually do within a centimeter. Most of the noodles are cooked over 30 centimeters. Yeah, okay, yeah, exactly. So you say within eight millimetres, when you be like, look, it's between 1.8 millimeters, or 18 millimeters or minus two.

Okay, so is a centimeter each side good enough there, hand? If you give Kendall a 23 centimeter noodle, and she says that's 22 centimeters, I think we're impressed by that. Agreed. So one centimeter either side. Possum minus one noodle.

Whereabouts are you living, Kendall? I live in Melbourne. This is great. Well, we just simply have to get them both in, but Wow, my fear of the show being too sensitive, how mouth heavy is receding now that you hear how good they are. Do we have a sensitive mouth show? I've just got to meet on the one show. One show? I was just thinking of mouth. I was going to suggest spacing them out, but you're going to go, let's space it out. Let's make it. I think like, you can't go from having a major fear be that we're just only about sensitive mouths to then having a festival of them. A dedicated theme show. I can't all know this week. We look forward to being in touch with both of you, but this

is tremendous. And everybody strap yourself in for some hot sensitive mouth, corn, and coming right up. Same time for some more customer service. The official auditors of Guster and I feel like we're there, you know, we keep the flame. We like to keep the flame. Make sure that the world is operating at maximum gusto. And it ebbs and flows, but I think we all agree. We should all be operating at maximum gusto in our lives. And the only way we're going to learn to is by knowing that at any time you could get checked. Yep. The West Coast Eagles had a good win recently in the Australian rules football.

And the team Twitter handle said, has the team song ever been sung with as much gusto? Yeah. And we got added in him. So I'm just right back. Hey, Michelle, you'll be the judge of that. Yeah. And the official people to judge gusto.

Even though we don't go for the Eagles ourselves, we have seen every version of their song. We had a good look at it. And yeah, it was top three. It was. Joining us now is Ryan. We ask people if they wanted a certain business checked on gusto come forward.

He hit us up at HamishNanny.com. Ryan, who are you? Oh, boys. Ryan, talk us to the situation. So I used to, my old man started in the 25 years ago. I've now taken it over and I used to enter the phone a lot his business 25 years ago, I've now taken it over and I used to enter the phone a lot. What's the business mate?

We build custom aluminum trailers and new trays and all that sort of stuff. Love it. So I've taken it over, I used to enter the phones. It's getting too much to me to enter the phone and work, so I've hired and worked hard and see now answered the phone. I'm sorry to jump in, but how far away is the phone from where you're working? Is it like a long walk or?

Not at all. You get too much. Oh, a lot of people call up. And you get forever to go. That's copying an answer in the phone. Yeah. Well, if it's a lifetime amount of trailers, which is the day of the company, there's a lot

of people that will need them. So what's your partner's name? Daisy. Daisy, are you nervous that she's not answering the company phone with as much gusto as say you might if you were in charge of customers? I have been told by a couple of customers that I am a lot friendlier on the phone. I have brought this up with her and I'm just wanting to make sure that she is staying up to her standards of plenty of gusto on the phone.

I mean, you're doing the right thing by, you know, all you're doing here is just seeking an impartial scientific way of measuring the gusto. I mean, I know this will be a slightly flawed test, but could you give us an example of how you might answer the phone? All right. So normally when I answer our other company is Rod's engineering. So I'll go Rod's engineering, Ryan speaking, how can I help? Then I'll say whatever they want and what they, what they're after and I'll come up with a list of ways that we can make that happens for

Certainly when you said how can I help and then went up on the help that did indicate to us some gusto So we'll judge her on her greeting or welcome what kind of thing will I ask of The trailer company there mate. Um look. I would probably ask her for a trailer, probably a three and a half time tipping trailer that we've just done one. So she should be maybe not too bad on it. Okay. A three and a half time tipping table. Do you do those? We'll see your response. And then I always like to go, I always like to give something that's an open question. Yeah. So rather than a yes, no, um, a bit of a what sort of features does it have or why should I, why should we choose you for our three and a half-tunitive intro?

Is that fair? Yes, that would be fair. Why should we choose you as always a good one? Because you really feel the same. Because you have something that weighs three and a half-tunney needed to be out. All right, Ryan, we're going to put you in hold. You'll be out here though. And we'll put a call in, Lif call in lifetime trailers and hopefully Daisy picks up.

Rod Don's annoying, Daisy speaking. Oh hi there's Johnson speaking. How are you today? Yeah good about you. Yeah good. I'm just looking at getting your trailer to last me a lifetime. Do you do a three and a half ton, say, tipping trailer? Yeah. You do? Yes, we do. Yep. What are the features on that one? It depends on what you're looking for. We are to build custom trailers. So you will tell us what you want, like it is something to fit your needs specifically. We can build it, but are you just looking for what we've already built off? No, just need something that can tip and three and a half tons worth of stuff. Yes, so rated up to three and a half tons.

Or do you need to be able to carry three and a half tons worth of stuff. Yes, so braided up to three and a half tons. Mm-hmm. Or do you need to be able to carry three and a half tons? Cool. Definitely want to carry three and a half tons. So you may need four. Okay. You probably can take more than that if you need to carry three and a half tons. Okay. Okay.

Why should I choose you guys for my custom three and a half ton tipping tray over the others? I don't know. Are you planning on using us or...? Yeah, well, one of the reasons I'd call, obviously, ringing around. And I was going to use you. The user was an option, of course. Yep, okay. I'll just go and go and bribe. Give me two seconds. Oh, that's all right. I'll call back.

Okay, then. Bye. All right, thanks, Lauren. Okay, really good. Sorry, I thought you'd hang up and I panic, then she's going to get Ryan. We had a loop at the snake to be getting Sally's on the other line. Okay. Ryan, good gusto amongst a lot of hurdles and ducking weaving by both parties. Yes, Ryan.

I mean, I got caught in my own loop there. Ryan, let's rank the welcome. So this is unusual. Should we get Ryan to put it out? I'd love to know what you thought, Ryan, hearing it. I thought that the welcome was fine. The greeting was... The welcome was great. Do you know what? I actually had the welcome down. What did you, information was not great.

Okay, well, I'll get to that. I'll just put it in a second. And this is where you can actually score pretty high in gusto. It's easy money to have a good greeting because it's low amount of words, high amount of gusto. Jack, I actually had it down as a four to five when high ball runs and hearing, and then it increased when you said,

hi, how are you? That, I don't know if fans remember. Yes. That hello. She went into, like, oh, good, really good things. Like, she really lifted the gusto, maybe even 28. And by the end of the interact.

That's true. The initial answer wasn't great, was it? Well, it's amazing. I had four, crossed it out, seven. Yeah, same thing. It definitely improved. She started wearily, just wearily. Yeah.

Wasn't sure what was going on, but then found her rhythm really, really quickly and lifted. Seven there. Seven there. Then, with regards to the information on the three and a half ton triplets, fine-ish. Like she did know that I had to go up to a four ton. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to be looking for a length that you would wanted for a day and a week? Yeah, but I would say that was mid-fives, perhaps, but then the why should we choose you? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. To be fair, Ryan, let's give you the first chance to score that. Oh, yeah, that's a tough one.

It was not very high. I think that was about a two, not even that. That's what I had. Generous husband too. I said that's what I said. Yeah, I'm going to be in trouble, so I might as well go for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I put it down as almost as zero. It's just flat. What would you have done? What would you have done in that situation, Ron, where you guys want to go? Why should we choose you for our custom trailer? I would have gone out. You should choose us because I mean, we'll customize it

to your needs and what you want. And you can have as much input as you want, whereas these big chains, they don't want that. They just want to give you it out of the box and that's it. Yep. Throw the big chains under the bus. That's how you can. And then the damage was done. The goodbye was kind of fine. I think she was already a few goals down by then. I think it's more relief in her her voice. This guy that's very keen on shopping around but not keen on knowing what he wants. Just keen to be involved in the trailer game, but not knowing the specifics is leaving her alone. It's a low score, isn't it? Where does it

leave you right? Well, look, I would like to sort of do a couple of months with it and see if we can get that up to a higher scoring value. I mean, she's only been here for a couple of months. It was just, you guys had this opportunity. I thought, what a great way to get in on that and get a score, haven't it? Our pleasure. I can't help but think there'll be some interesting feedback

from her to you. You know, on your decision, your decision to do this in a public forum. But I'm sure you will sleep on that couch with gusto and everybody knows where to get their trailers. Thank you, mate. It's all right, gee. Thank you, mate.

MUSIC Hey, before we nick off today, our other podcast, the Remembring Project, it's out now. Another two episodes drop today. It's a listen first though, at the listener app. They'll all be available July. If you want to hear them right now, you can go download the listener app for free and grab it. Often it's the bit's endo.

I think it's the not remembering, but it's the funnest part. Because we try to remember what we did on a given day in history Yep, and we do take it in turns We we like taking things in turns. We like emails going to the other side of the fence keeps it fresh but Often it's the struggle isn't it's the struggle for remember and we get a little bit of a jogged memory by having a run sheet in front of us It's not like someone discuss May 3rd. Yeah, no, I think I remember. Yeah, Doronto Dusk.

But he's a snippet which I loved when, you know, obviously the election is coming up. We're only weeks away. Yep. Last time, you know, a couple elections, we would be in a round for a few, I think. I think it was 2013, where it was the day before election and we're having a little reminisce about that 2013 we had a man come on the show that I can't remember what he said or what he did but we do we have a very clear off air memory where I'm gonna say two words and then you're gonna say the name of the man that was on the show

I promise you the word the the guy we had on the show he after the show The keyword of the thing you noticed you is, um, bare feet. Oh, Kevin, right? Kevin, right. Kevin, right. Kevin, right. Because he came on on election eve or 2013, so he was going for a reelection. And was like, he was the prime minister at the time and it made his few days of the election.

Sometimes you would often wear songs, you know, we're always wear songs in the studio and you like to bear foot, you like to be grounded. Yeah. A bit of an earth mama, you like to be grounded to the carpet when you do the shows, so you could feel the essence of the building to really get into radio. And you just happen to have bare feet on. Not a big deal. No, no, and you can see your feet anyway. Okay. Okay, right. It's just in like medium mode, you know, a bit like Skirmade, it's like, you know, just see something, do something,

show that you're a man of the people. Try and connect with anyone. Anything at all. Anything way, something, something, it all's got a count for election day. And he was so tired though. Because he would have been dragged like 50 of these interviews that day.

And so he's sort of walking up the door. He's got a suit on an RM Williams, which was like the uniform of the PN. And then he sees Andy in bare feet. And he's even really saying anything. He goes, oh, yeah, points to them. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and he's like tie and brain.

He's like, oh, out of the ordinary. Do something with it. And then he takes off his boots. He takes off his arm while you're in boots. So he's in socks. And points to his photographer and go like, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't, doesn't. No talking, no, I'm gonna use this for this.

No, nothing, just something. Yeah, I'm doing something. Look at me and do something. I'm doing something. So he's standing there with socks on there. He's standing there. I can't wish we could find that photo. And he's saying they've bewildered with barefoot.

What are we doing? Is this a movement? Are we taking our shoes off for democracy? What are we doing? And then very next day, he loops the election. I'm sure taking your socks off. Should've gone the whole way. Anyway, plenty of remembering.

That one still makes me give up. Hey, Mishan Andy, absolute king makers. You can't want to show. You take the photo. We'll do the rest. Anyway, the referee predicts then the listener app at the moment. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week.

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