Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 171

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

1. Schweppes Follow Up 2. Instant jingles – Mick’s Special Skill 3. Dog Limousine 4. Chit Chat Champion 5. Industry Superfunds ad suspicions 

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi to me, Ganga, Hamish. Gang on my brother. Ahoi to me Shanta. Yeah, and Shanta with the wind. No, Shanta against the wind if you're any good.

I, I, I good Shanta. Shanta shouldn't, shouldn't need wind as a... It is, you're right. It is easier to shunt with the wind. And sometimes when the boss isn't looking I will do it You know what you know what group we are today at first I was worried that you have had zero idea about gang culture Read a pamphlet or something on you know gangs of America often first was gangers A gang are in a shunter feels real way. She's got it You know, gangs of America, often first was gangers. Oh, gangers.

A ganger and a shunter feels real way. She's got it. Well, he's got it. I'll be the signal today. A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- to put them there. According to the rail academy, which I'm like, you wouldn't go against the academy. You are the supervisor. You're in charge of the work gang. That's it. And gangers need the ability to work under pressure.

We love it. Because as we often joke about in the industry, steam trains are all about pressure. Yes. So if you know on how steam engine works but it's using the pressure of the steam to drive the pistons. We understood. Yeah. It's just a good idea. Sure. Which makes a question if you guys really do work at the yards or not because that kills. You always have to laugh at the boss. We don't do too many steam trains anymore anyway. You would know all this. LAUGHTER

That's what you'll do. You obviously know what shunting would be, then. Do I try, change one track to another so they're tranking on another direction? You're counting it and uncouple the trains. Oh, yes. You remember that. I mean, Gordos, two years off this jackment.

You'll look back at this laugh that you didn't know what shunting meant when you're deep in Thomas the Tank Engine. Yes, yes. Because that, literally the conversation we're having, is the script of Thomas the Tank Engine? It's trains talking about the technical aspects of the rail yards with British accents. Yes, you don't know what you're talking about.

That is the guy saying, you'll't know what you're going to say. You'll do what I bloody well tell it to. Sometimes you take if your liberty is reading the book. Oh, oh, you're also today from Israel, huh? Oh, my boys, Dave here from Israel. Hey, I don't want to blow my own trumpet or anything, but I have just managed to pull off a pretty amazing power move. I've, well, you'll probably hear about it at some point.

Actually, maybe I could just take this opportunity to get a few things clear in case anyone does try and tell the story again. So firstly, I definitely called the shot and was going for it, not a fluke at all. Secondly, I didn't fight naked just in case for whatever reason someone decides to depict it that way. And lastly, Goliath was at his career peak and I hope no one ever questions that. Anyway, I'll have a gut sending this audio to you. Surely it'll make it to the storytellers of the future in time so that they can accurately retell this amazing thing. Wow, right. David's right there.

Wow, we, V-Day, the original day. They've been good vibes. Good to have things straightened out. And look, obviously, he is having a Josh with us because the upload system for the audio at thehamishnee.com is very good. It's very cool. Well, I mean, it's certainly get it there within, you know, max five millennia, as you heard. Hey, sometimes much faster.

I asked to take the reins of the show at the top of today because... What do you got? We have someone who wants to rebut against one of your comments, mate. This could be a lot of people. I feel like I've been a bit mouthy this year. I feel like there's could be a few people. When you last talked about food, heroes and villains. Food, heroes and villains.

Not how I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be my very good friends at Taylor Made. One of my golf sponsors. It's currently my only golf sponsor, but they know, they must know that there's room for more. And I thought it was going to be about where are my clubs? Where's my woods? Well, you said... Serious question.

Where are they? Not that. Let's go back to this. It's with respect to the Schwepppps 1.1 liter bottle size. I've actually had a huge amount of feedback on that with people going, I had no idea. I assumed it was 1.25. A lot of people assume Schwepps had the same volume as their

coca cousins. And I went down the aisle just to double check as well during the week because I mean you were telling me and I believe you as a friend, but it's so unbelievable that they've been sneaking 150 mil away from us. It's very clever, they never said, they never, their campaign never was like, ah, Shwepper Vessence and remember, same size as Cook. They never said it, they just left it to us for us to assume. But it was at one point, we think 1.5.

I'm positive growing up. It was. Yeah. I haven't researched that bit. I'm pretty sure it was. I'm actually, I'm sure it was. It was 1.25 leading. I don't know when they went straight to 1.1 or they slowly took 5mm away from us. Yeah, they sure shanked us. Every year, 1.5. I'm really afraid. from us. Are you sure, Shanktus? Every year, one mill away.

I'm afraid. You're taking a mill out. You take a bit off every bottle. So fill the SCG with stried ginger ale. And you knew you were saying that when they're competitors, in the lemonade game, your sprites, et cetera, at 1.25, they are choosing not to compete on size, but obviously on quality, but I think they're keeping it quiet.

This comes in from Alex. I want to correct Hamish with respect to the Schweppes 1.1 bottle size, food awards less villains. Schweppes' traditional lemonade is not a commercial competitor to sprite. Here we go. The work at Schweppes do, mate. not a commercial competitor to Sprite. Here we go. We'll work it to do that. I disagree, but I'm obviously going to get back to you because he or she's a... Not a commercial competitor.

Surely. How can you be selling a lemonade and a supermarket and not be a competitor for your allies? Yes. Yes. She says, or he says, seven up, is a commercial competitor to Sprite? Yes. Yes. She says or he says, seven up is a commercial competitive to spread? Yes.

Both are 1.25. The same way as sunkist. It has a cousin with phantom or a competitive side of his. And solar has with lift. Yes. But you're allowed more than one competitor. I don't know if you're familiar with the AFL or the ANLL. They have many teams that play each other.

Yeah, I know the sharks and the eels. They're competitors, but where's the tigers? They are just there as well. Then she says or he says, the 1.1 liter bottles are more mixes. Sure, that's how you choose to perceive them. But let me just say this again. They are both selling lemonade.

You don't want to be a competitor. Change the name to lemon flavored mixer. You really want to play this game. And by the way, definitely know your firm sweeps, right? And I reckon we are causing big waves in the food industry. We haven't touched on the health stars for a little while. And I happily revisit any show because there are, you know, I saw another great one the weekend, soda water, wall worth or cold home brand soda water, two stars, two stars.

Two stars. Two stars. It's water. It should be faster. It should be faster. What a bubbles, man. You were fast. It should be faster. What a bubbles, man. You were fast.

Two stars, they're getting soda water. And what was, um, super duper milk? Yeah. Like bubble gum milk, I think was clocking in at a four star. So they're still out of control over in the health star world. And they're running scared of us at the moment. They're running really scared. We get this email the other day,

Kali, a producer goes, Oh, here you go, Hey, I'm got an email from the health star people should put it all to bed. Now I'm paraphrasing you because I don't have the email. But it's really shine. What I'm paraphrasing because you know it's going to be unbiased. And I actually do a generous paraphrase here. Let's just say it's from Darren, what do they do? Hey guys, can't tell you how, but I have access to the algorithm that they use at the health star system. It's pretty boring, but it all makes sense. It really makes sense. It's all judged on basically, you know, you've got a lot of good stuff in there,

minus the bad stuff, and it's really pretty fair when you think about it. So, should put it all to bed, should take care of it, look forward to hearing no more about it. He works for the he's just coming with a whole can't show it to you, but I just promise you it's all above. Trump with these tax returns. I'm absolutely it can't show it to you, but I just promise you it's all above Trump. Trump with these tax returns. I'm absolutely itching to show them to you, but just for a few reasons I can't disguise I want. And yeah, if I showed it to you, you'd absolutely look at the best system I've ever seen.

So they know, they know, this is the strip thing. Not behind it. show particular, those that put down a special skill, something that isn't formally recognized, or I recognize the enough amongst their peers that they think they're better at than anyone in the world. What we love is the confidence to stand up and say, you know what, I can do this. And I dare you to challenge me. And that's what we can do. We can't make it an easy challenge because, of course, you're playing for a coveted

Hamish and Andy Cohen. That's true. Should you perform to the level you have confidently asserted, you will receive that coin and it's today as a ripper. Mick, what are you, Mick? Oh, it was. Mick, thanks for joining us. Understand that you've just come off the back of a bit of COVID, so hopefully you're still

back at full health and you can attack this with gusto. Hopefully the vocal cords have some gusto left in them that we'll see. This is what Nick wrote. I can produce a 10 second jingle slash ad for any brand incorporating their product or service within five seconds of hearing the brand name and what the brand does. Really good. Pretty good. We decided the best way to test this was to run a control test.

We've got Jack and myself three regular men without this superpower. Lay people. Just people off the street. We came up with three companies, three brands. Now, they're going to be the same brands that we give you. The way we did it is I came up for a business for Jack, Jack, for Andy, Andy for me. We gave ourselves 30 seconds to come up with a jingle. So really the test here is going to be when we give you the company names and you give us a jingle in five seconds, if it's better than the 30 second thinking time jingle, you'll take the win in each round. 30 second thinking time jingle, you'll take the win in each round. All so essentially I'm up against cool boys and the front man.

Yes. Well, you're up against cool boys. No, you could be the front man of that jingle band. Mick, you don't understand the terms. Is we say two out of three better than it? Yeah, two out of three because some of it. Two out of three. Five. Two out of three is good.

And Nick, I understand you're not going to go with any piano or anything. Okay, some of you are through the back. I think it's easy to do that myself. Two out of three is good. And Nick, I understand you're not gonna go with any piano or anything, it's just gonna sing something. Have you guys gone full production? Are you, no, no, no, no. We honestly, we did this before, ours have been out pre-recorded, but what we did is we ran a very tight ship.

We just, I gave the business to Jack, we put the clock on, and then within 30 seconds Jack is just singing archa-peller, the incredible jingle, etc. Nick, you ready to go? I am ready to go. Good luck on him. Second mixes that he can Okay Hey, you had the first one so business so I will give that to Mick now in a moment And of course we have to hear Jack second because otherwise Mick would be listening through so Mickey you ready. I'm ready to go the Businesses

Chippen's fancy dog treats Okay Chippans fancy dog traits. Okay. If you've got pets, especially a dog, get on down the chippans. It's not your regulatory. They're fancy feasts. It's only done at Chippans. The best you'll find for all your hands. Get yourself down at Chippans, Chiptons dog traits. It was a 10 second jingles. I was a little bit of padding in that.

I mean, I'm in that test. You're enjoying it. The crowd was loving it. Stay out there. That's what they want. Okay, let's see. My favorite part of that jingles, it is for Chippden's fancy dog treats.

If you've got pets, especially a dog, was the only one. Very much, especially a dog. It's actually... Okay, much, especially, you know, specifically a dog. Is it? Like, here was Jack's attempt. Dack, it's Chipton's fancy dog traits. That's a fancy dog trait. Okay.

Go on into it. I guess it's a trait. Trans, like steak. Okay, I have a way. I've got... Yeah, go for it. Okay. Well, that can fall down. Jinguels don't always rhyme. I've got... Yep. Go for it. Okay.

Jingle's don't always rhyme. You... I've noticed. I'm too lazy. I've got to feel like this one might not rhyme. Chippdens, chippdens, for a dog who deserves it. Chippdens, chippdens, it's Chippdens fancy dog treats. Ah!

Good. That's good. Like, take that into the studio with the dog treats. Good, that's good. Like, take that into the studio with the keyboards and stuff. No, that was tough. Seconds of work. There's a client who's still, you know, that can't be the final product. That's okay.

Well, we got one now, we got one. Yeah, no, no, no. We're going to play that back. Our producers producers who are meant to support us out here, we're giving them thumbs to us. Yeah. Okay. We're showing that. A layperson.

Thank you, man. Okay, Jack, you gave me the next one. I gave Andy this one and now to you, Mick, it's Bigelow Brothers, Hot Air Balloon Repairs. Oh. okay. You're going in the air, you're going to need some wind. When you're up there, don't get lost. You don't want your balloon to pop. If it's looking shady, or dodgy to the eye, get yourself to big

of those repairs. They'll do it, not DIY. Oh, that one was ordinary. Oh, that's a really good. But he's been, I mean, they're they're had a beautiful like sort of feeling of a of a bush pallet. Yeah. He's doing you there for the story. Yeah. You're like Taylor Swift's early stuff, a real good storytelling happening. And we've got more of this out and out jingle like we... Again, and I know this is off to Toby Hedzy. He can't be too critical of it.

If I was being the client though, again, hearing that you would go, you know, is we won't do it DIY? Our main selling point? No. Maybe. Don't do it DIY. Yeah, yeah, that's nice we won't do it DIY? Our main selling point? LAUGHTER I think it's maybe... Don't do it DIY. Yeah, yeah, that's nice. Don't do a DIY. Come to Bigelow's. Let's see how Andy went. All right, I've got Bigelow Brothers hot air balloon repairs.

Sheepers. OK. I've got to go for it. Okay. Other teams just don't compare its big-aloud brothers. It hot air balloons repairs. Why don't I support? I should have written a tan.

That's good, I'm not that's very good. But as the client, he would go, sorry, it does sound like during the jingle you forget that I was the first time. No? No, just, no, what everybody to do, listen up, it's a musical thing, it's to get on the beat, you wouldn't understand. That really goes, really good.

I think that one goes to Andy. Yeah, go to the audience on that one, I would have thought. Yeah, okay. I think I was a bad performance of it, but I think as an all round, more likely to be used, I think, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if your last name's Bigelow, probably don't go into hot air balloons. Everyone might be in a position.

Well, this is exciting. That was a line ball, which is, it's actually great that they went to me because now we've actually, this is all or nothing on this last one. I'm excited. I'm excited for me here. Fantastic. Nick, are you ready? Yep. It is Steven Stevenson's septic services. Steven Stevenson's septic services.

Okay. We all go number one. We all go number two. It doesn't just go out into the yard when you do a poo. If you go to splitting your tank, it's good for your grass, but not very good. It's a kick in the ass. Get yourself to Steven's and septic tank repairs. It's really good. It was such kicking the ass. Get yourself to Stevenson, Stepgy Tinker Pads. Really good.

Really good. It was such a great start that he was absolutely yours to lose. You're not forgetting the end that starts with the whole day. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. The two. The two and the boys and quadruple ass. They know just what to do.

Yeah. But you've always had the names, by the way, they're not your run of your new businesses. Oh, no, that quadruple ass they know just what to do. Yeah, but you for less has the names, by the way, they're not your run of your new businesses. Oh, no, that's true. This is real, real stuff. Yeah, very, very. Nick, let's see how home went. Ready?

Yeah. Steven, Stevenson, septic services. Oh, God. He's busy squiggly. It's hard about this one. It's like when Lady Gaga demanded a pen, pen, pen, when she came in perform for the live just in case something hit her.

It's an amazing rhythm or something. Hame. That's about five seconds. Three, two, one. Unleash on us. The finest sewerage you deserve. That's Steven. five seconds, three, two, one, unlational. The finest sewerage you deserve. That's Steven, Steven's in septic service. Okay, you stole my dessert.

He deserved it. Yeah, I mean, I'm rhyming with service. Yeah, that's true, but also, I didn't get the finest sewerage you deserve. He's selfish. He's selfish shit. Yeah, he doesn't bring the sewerage. The finest serage you did. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best.

He doesn't bring serage you. He doesn't bring serage you. He's the best. He's the best. That's your serage you deserve. The finest. Don't go. Don't buy this guy's food.

This guy's the best. You want this guy's just been eating strawberries. I think mix got it. You know you've got it. You know you've got it. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. meeting strawberries. I think Mick's got it.

You know you've got it, Mick. Well done. Well done. Mick, fantastic. Out and out victory. I mean, I thought it was line-bore mine. I thought yours was better anyway. Well done.

Very rare has someone come to this forum and excelled so much. You've got yourself a coin. We haven't given one. Have we given one this year. I don't think we have for a long time and I love, I just love the passion, I think I love the most about. I mean, I don't know if you were closing your eyes but it certainly felt like you were to us.

Not only do I, but I'd like to envision other people closing when they hear it too. Oh, exactly. Pull over, find a quiet spot. You legend make congratulations. Beauty boy, thanks, I hate you. Come on, you're made. MUSIC Ando, we meet here as a three.

Everybody, there's so much fun. A whole lot of the way we meet here with the team. A wary eye is cast amongst the men in this room to ensure that the common man remains in touch with. Now of course there are huge, huge chasms that sometimes open up. And you know sometimes onlookers go there, they that particular guy might never touch a common man again, it's so out of touch. But it's always a human, we're always looking at the humans. And then unbeknownst to us, running amongst us, is another animal, thoroughly losing touch with the common dog. We've already talked about how your dog Henry refuses to dirty itself unless it's important mud from Japan.

The Japanese mud bath that went for three hours for a wild animal who's only recently become domesticated was a mind blowing piece of data to ingest for a lot of people. Because Jack's dog, Luna, working class dog, just happy. Yeah, she Jack's dog, Luna, very common, working class dog. Just, you know, happy.

Yeah, she, Ozzy, she's on the, yeah, she loves Ozzy mud, rides in the back of the year, rolls her own, just an Ozzy bloody dog. Doesn't need a she-she-she- first smoke-o. However, in the point where was coming, what's coming? Did you hire a dog limousine?

Did you? I did you? Unbelievable, Jack. A dog limo. What is that? It's a tiny little hammer where the dog can stick their head out the roof and scream, we're going to the pool.

Oh, disgusting. I love Jason Benetan! Um, unless that, unless your dog went on the formal. Who's the leak? The leak. Spotted. Just spotted by concerned citizens. Concerned citizens in the area around your house.

Yes, the back book. People were like, oh, why is this road closed off? Why is there a police escort? Who's this? Is the UN in town? Oh, no, oh, why is this road closed off? Why is there a police escort? Who's this? Is the UN in town? Oh no, it's Andy's dog. Andy's dog. I'm for an off-road, a waft of Arabian air

across the eyelashes or some of the deluxe fatal treatment. I need to work out where the leaks go from. That's not I know. Probably the limo driver, they're usually the most disgruntled. And I would be two if I was driving a dog around. I'm looking at out of our team, but they all laughed when you said it. So I don't think any of them, okay, yes.

There was a canine limousine ordered. It's not. She went to a dog. I know she's tall. Oh my god. Oh my god. Went to a dog hotel and got a limo. Yeah, we had to go.

Is she getting proposed to? Oh my God. This is a once, this is a weekend of a lifetime. She went to a dog hotel because we had to go into state for a wedding. And the hotel was an hour away. So they offered a canine limousine service. If you, so sounding nice and it wasn't if like show for came with a fancy

I heard that's what I heard and but yeah, they I heard she complained because he didn't have clean gloves But she went yeah, you do get these it's a great. It's a great. It's a long vehicle. It's got their own sections Would Luna even know what to do in a dog limousine. We wouldn't even recognize what. You know what? Worry me. Luna, when you give Luna a knife and tell her to go bush for two days. They get a knife in a Flint, but she should be fine. Back show me this place, right? They had their own room with their own TV, which I thought was

funny. But what worried me was the contract? So, Bexie, can you please look at a contract for the dog? You can send a contract to go to the dog hotel. The dog hotel. And one part of the contract was we can send photos of your dog, but $20 of photo. Oh my God. That is Disneyland. This is how they get your finger. Oh my God. That is Disneyland. This is how they get your theme cards. Exactly. Which one?

I ain't 20 bucks for a photo of a dog. I think we should get one a day. I was like, no. Did you do a photo? No, just be like, we just want proof of life. They're holding the newspaper. That's it. Don't we need like a glamour shot?

So what worried me was like, maybe they're not living it up. If it's such an effort to get a photo, like maybe they're taking the dog out of like a terrible situation and putting it in the one glamour in the room. I think your dog is in a bush with Luna. I think she is, because like an hour away, who's ever dropping it off? I don't know, we'll send the limo.

Look at all these pictures of that good dog hotel is. It's going to be on the corner to leave to you. Come to us. Just someone's garage just throwing in old lamb chops. Oh, hey, dog 58, come on, your parents fell for the photo. Come inside and stand in the fake world. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, I haven't played this for a while. It's one of our favorites slend-jump into it. Shit me with your best chat! Not a roway, shit chat champion! Yeah, Radio Michael, podcast, multimedia, Mark said to me earlier, so he's like, is it not a roway, is it? He's like, yeah, yeah, like, not a roway.

He's like, why are you checking lyrics anyway? You're not gonna be a good year. I'm not gonna request it at karaoke.'re not going to request it at karaoke. I'm not sure if you've won it at a little bit. I'm not sure if you've won it at a little bit. I'm not going to request it at karaoke. You can see the one in the screen. And then maybe you didn't know the word Natter.

Anyway. He's much younger than us. Yes. And our grand-dad is younger than us. We're up to our Natter. That's true. We're probably the last generation using it. The ultimate test to find out whether you are good at small talk,

Hamish, you and I will start a conversation. The job is, and it's under a hypothetical party. Can you keep the ball in the air when the conversation is going? And we don't say to you, okay, you're going. You just have to vibe out when the best time to conversation is going. And we don't say that you're okay, you'll go, you just have to vibe out when the best time to come in is. And what quality of conversation you'll bring your choice, you know, shot selection is critical.

You can ask a question either. I'm not asking a question. I'm continuing the momentum of a story. Have to add. Have to add. Bella joins us. Oh, do you, Bella? Oh, I believe. Number bad. Bella joins us. Oh, what do you, Bella? Oh, hey, boys, the number six.

All right. Bella. Bella, what, in everyday life, how is your cheat chat and why is it so good? I think my mother would say it was pretty much from being an only child, but then I've also progressed into jobs where I've just done like McDonalds, funeral insurance sales, charity sales.

Wow, so you went from McDonald's to, do you use any of your McDonald's skills when you're trying to upsell a funeral? Yeah, yeah, I don't, it was kind of just a job in between, you know, mini degrees and they tend to hire quickly and hire quickly, but yeah, definitely need a lot of chat to keep people on the phone about funeral. Yeah. And keep it up beat. they tend to hire quickly and hire quickly, but yeah, definitely need a lot of chat to

keep people on the phone about funerals and keep it upbeat. As a, I am a customer of one of those companies, not the other. It's certainly more exciting you would think to buy McDonald's than buy funerals. You're selling out to work harder for funerals, you're in some sure. Yeah, yeah, depending on the day. Kids, guess what we're getting this weekend? Oh, is it funeral insurance? If you're good, if you're good.

Bella, thank you. I'll be confused though, but, like, say, as an only child, surely you've got no one to chat to. Mmm, but make you less practice. Oh, it may be, but I mean, maybe there's also you're talking to Teddies, you're talking, you know, having like tea parties, talking to inanimate objects, keeping your skills up. A bell is, opponent is Joseph. Or are you Joseph?

Oh, boy, I've heard the hand mission could go up on the SV Andy. Oh, no, such a... Yeah. Joseph, what did you do for a living? I chewed up. So I run a tutoring business with my girlfriend and obviously that requires a fair bit of talking. Yeah, small talk.

Yeah. What age level do you tutor? High school. So year 11 and 12, but I'm only and mostly guys that come in for tutoring need a bit of extra assistance, so I'm usually the one talking. Oh yeah, well, how do you use the tutor? Yeah, do you want to take him on a quick math quiz? Do you chew to math, little joke?

Look, I hang out the boots of math long ago. I'm more the economics and business, do I throw a breeze on Hamey's tail? I'll never mix. Not very difficult. All right, we'll put you both on how we'll get Bella back. Hamey, we're going to set the scenario. Bella, you can hear us?

Yeah. Good luck. What's up, guys? I'm Hayme. Oh, hi. Ha! Got Andy. Hey, Vee.

Hey, did you, uh, here they're gonna make limitless two, the movie? No, I think that was just a rumor. Oh, was it? Oh, I don't know if I'd be damned to see that, but I feel like anything that's a remake, you just never know if it's gonna be as good as the first one. That was a sequel. Oh, the sequel, I see. Well, maybe it will be better, but I always like the first one. The Harry Potter number one, you can't beat it.

You're a bad person. Very good at rap. We're a rapper. We're a rapper. But you need to say a remake. No, but I was going to just wait for the extra pressure test, and I think... We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever.

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We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. We're forever. I've never seen that, but I know, Bradley Cooper, yes, I have. I just didn't know what it was. I was thinking of like rush hour or something. Yeah, it wasn't one of these biggies. Yeah. Okay. Bella, I'm going to get, I just want you to be able to, everything. Hard to be able to. Okay. Bella will put you in.

And we should point out to Bella while we've got you here. And before I go to Joe, we know this is a tough one today because it's for the first time ever we're essentially ending the compass. I end the conversation. I end with an R. Okay. There's not a lot of room to go there. I'm everywhere, essentially, ending the conversation. I end the conversation. I end with an R, okay. There's not a lot of room to go there. You have to resuscitate the conversation

to then keep it going. And I think you did a great job. Yep, absolutely. And Joseph, Joseph's here. Oh, hey, Joseph, you ready? Yes. Same scenario, same conversation, good luck. Oh, go, Andy.

Andy. Hey, did you hear the, gonna make limitless two, the movie? No, I think that Andy. Get it. Hey, did you hear they're going to make limitless two the movies? Ah, no, I think that was just a rumor. I actually used to work at the movies. So many people coming in for a limeless one. Oh, great, see. Thanks, see. Sorry.

You're a shatty, and I'll make you a little one. Sorry with you, Zia, I was thinking. It's a really good joke. You're ashamed that I'm making this one stupid. So enthusiastic. Really good job. Joseph, Joseph, I would say your conversation was perfect. Your injury was wonderful. Check the door to start with some of the beginning. You just kicked YouTube smashed a hole in the wall while everyone was looking at the open door.

Like a SWAT team. Yeah. Unannounced. You came first thing in your ex blew the door off when there was an open window next to it. Was it because you've heard the segment before and you've realized that there is a pause sometimes, which not people offer you. Were you really wary of that heading into today's game? Yeah, I've been practicing over the past three, four days and the past eight, four, five, five, five, you guys have played, they're usually a poor side, I kind of took that as my cue to jump in.

Yeah, very, so I'm in a good thinking, good training, but you know, at an Olympic level, you cannot be halfway down the straight on your marks, guys. It is a win for Bella, She gets a token of no value. And Bella was a big win. That was a fact. Good chat. It was limitless, very popular for you guys at the movies. I'm going to be on a staff night club at Limeless's.

Well, well, yeah. What did you work at the movies? I did not know. I definitely did work at the movies. I was at events in almost four years. Is that a hoi to a village? A village. Right, of course, hoi it's still in dire financial strates. After Jack worked there, I don't know, they're all good.

So, this quickly, did you steal as much as Jack did when you worked at Village? There was certainly a lot of popcorn on chocked-up stall on every shift. Of course. Okay. Any colloquial terms for hundreds and fifty. He's right. Popcorn and chocked-tops. Maybe you bagamol teases but that's all that really went missing. Good to speak to your chock. Tough to shut the chocked-top down your sock. Hey, quickly before we go, an email from Chris Barb came in, hamishney.com. And he said, after hearing about your gripe with the Sydney Water TV ads starring Australian icon Shane Jacobson. Well, yes.

No personal gripe to Shane, merely a question question of it was a steam versus smoke debate. Oh, I don't even debate. Absolutely. A clear winner. I'd like to throw another ad into the mix. It's been bothering me for some time. No, I don't know how he became maybe a watch, but I am fine with it. It's an industry super fun ad featuring Tom.

Or as I know him, the man who unknowingly has the world's longest arm. Right. Okay. Now. Okay. So for people to try and remind all the ads, there's these clever ads where it's kind of point of view to people speaking to each other and they're like, you know, I'm like, hey, how are you mentioning that it cuts to you and you're like, hey, and you're like,

and it cuts with me when you're going to come across. And then the cameras kind of pull out and it reveals they're standing right next to each other. Yeah. Yeah. I do remember those ads. And then it's always like, you know, Paul has got 380 grand in her fund and you know, Jane's only got 271 in hers. Yep. And they started half a half a screen of small text. Yeah. We're not promising you this amount, just sort of saying it can happen, but you know, we're on the different good light.

So there's a partner that I'd never realized. Yeah. But at this point, Tom turns the other bloke and taps him on the shoulder, says, you know, when are you going to come across? All right, so he reaches through the split screen. And you see him reach through and then it cuts the other point of view and you see him rest his hand on the shoulder.

Okay. Watch, they're going to play for you here. Here we go. So we'll let's, but as the magic of this ad where the both cameras swing around there right next to each other, look how far away Tom is. Well, Tom's in an impossible position, is he? He's in an impossible position to be able to do that natural. I'm excited. I'm natural. I'm excited.

I'm just sold up. I'm excited. Let's play it. Three, here we go. Two, one. So, when are you going to move? I don't know. Come on.

Come on. You can do better than where you are. Yeah, I suppose. Same age. Same income. Same starting balance. Ten years ago, Thomas switched to an industry super fun. Josh Giggle didn't compare the pair.

That is by my estimation, sorry, I'm just going to grab the controls here and just see the end frame. Two and a half meter arm. Is that what he's going to reach us out? I reckon out. I think the best way to describe it is that it's almost like there on a video call, like split screen, both staring right down the barrel of the camera. And they have clearly different backgrounds. And it's only when it swings around, we realize that yeah, Tom's is facing into a removal as truck, and he's made it out on the road,

and like, I hang on, they are on the same scene. But yeah, on the side on the shot, because yeah, they don't need a man, moves an inch with his foot. Yeah, two and a half, maybe. Two and a half meter arm. And they must have known. They know, this is, I love it when you discover stuff like this,

because you go somewhere, there's the guys that edited this or shot this, or came out of this concept. And we are having the same argument. One girl will be hanging his head, now going, I told you, people will notice. And then someone else will be going, I did push pretty hard that no one's going to notice. I certainly, I've seen that at so many times and never really picked up, but now it's amazing. It's just, we'll put it up on our parts.

Because someone's obviously gone, someone would have gone, don't have him tap him. It doesn't need to. It doesn't need the tap because it's quite an awkward like when during a conversation to reach out, just pat on someone's shoulder to emphasize your point. You don't need the tap. Someone's, you know, you know, you know, I've been involved in on TV sets. Someone's, you know, you know, you know, I've been involved in TV sets. Someone's dug in and gone, nope, I love the tap. We're keeping the tap. And all costs.

If anyone works, if anyone works at industry to have all shot the ad, can you please let us know that they're- Where does that which side you're on? Were you for the tap? Were you against the tap? Because there would have been vocal votes for both. And the person that was for the tap

would probably be the Hara, the director of the song. Yeah, no, no, no, the tap passed the state. It's great. Because someone would have suggested, if you want him interacting, can't he just chuck a footy at him or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can he, is there a way to say something

to the removal of his chuck a box or chuck him a drink? Instead of this mega-armed tap. Or just having him closer at the end. Put him closer. Yeah. But, but, that would have been, they would have been talking way too close. So, there is a weird trade off there.

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