Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 195

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

1. Raffle draw 2. Russell Howcroft and a Cool Boys Coup? 3. Bec using Andy’s razors 4. Upset Andy 5. Ripley’s Eat It Or Not 

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi to me, Bogger, HeyMesh. I'll get us in one. Or out of one, depending on where you prefer your bogs. A holly to me, Nippa.

Jacka. Rather be in a nipp than a bog. How can you be in a nipp? Could be in a pinched. You know, you could be getting nipped by something like that. You'd rather be, you'd rather be pinched than be stuck in a bog. I would rather be, yeah, if we're talking, like are you talking about poo bog? No, I would be, I highly doubt it, whatever team we are, I'm the guy that shits on people.

I'd rather be pinched by a crab or something than being a, polo. Yeah, well, I don't think that's how polo means. Surely it means like a muddy bog. Well, any idea? What are you? Okay, pincher and bogger, pincher and bogger. I would assume, when you say bogger, it makes it sound like a person that puts us in the bog, but maybe on the person that gets us out of the bog.

You, no, I don't have anything here for this one. We're in mining. In mining. Underground mining, where you are, the bog is the underground loader. Near the top of the hierarchy. have anything here for this one. We're in mining. The boggling. We're in mining. Underground mining. You are the boggles, the underground loader. Near the top of the hierarchy. Him and fairly well paid.

What's the pin? Generally, an overweight middle age bloke with a beard and there has been working mining for seven years and their toughest nails. So that's you. What does it do? Nipa. Entry level. Bottom of the hierarchy. have to work very hard.

A lot of manual tasks. It's amazing. It's basically like life's papers. You're a nipper's chap. And you don't, you know, bugger all of that. And people. Who are you reading this? People delight in bossing your own.

It doesn't sound like Wikipedia. This has been sent in by Helen. It doesn't sound like a PHP manual. It's sent in by Harry Simmons, who works in an online website. He minds, yeah, yeah. And what position might you have? Well, it happened to me, the jumbo. Which is a drill, a drill, a drill, right?

Top of the hierarchy. Normally very moody and consider yourself a god. According to Harry Simmons, but everyone sucks up to the jumbo because they know that they're giving out all the tasks for the top. So I'd have to be very nice to you as a bogger to get the jumbo to go, all right, mate, go and bog over here. Pretty soft rock. You're going, you're going to let you play in the soft rock. Jack, you've got all the

all the tough you've got the granite to muck around with. That's tough. Ahoy also to Jikimham who uploaded his message at HamishNewy.com, tell us what he's been up to. Hey guys Jikimham here. I've been thinking of this upset Andy for probably the past two years. He's been in Australia. another upset Andy for probably the past two years depending on the straight yeah what I do is keep my keys on the loose in my pocket who on our office got time to be winding keys on the key ring every six months or so when you get a new key the new gate door whatever now I just chuck it in there with coins gum wrappers whatever whatever. No time for kewings, too. I love that you referred to as on the loose, too. Like, they're escaped from key jail,

which is what a kearing is. They're on the run. That would upset me. I would hate this jiggly keese. If you have one key for something, right? Let's say you go away and it's like you're staying at someone's house or whatever. And you have no use for your car keys, you've got no use for your real life keys and you just have one key.

Do you prefer that on a key ring or loose? I prefer that loose if I'm wearing jeans that have a coin pocket because that's a cute spot. I've never used that pocket. That's just a cute place to put the key. I wouldn't like it loose in any pocket. Interesting. And then you'd prefer it to be keyringed, even though it's one key on a keyring. I think if it was, yes, if it was just,

if I didn't have the coin pocket in the jeans, I'd prefer it on a keyring. So something a bit more like seen, and also you just know it's there if you like checking your pocket. I'm always fascinated to learn the tricks and habits of A-League. Um, hey, to kick off today, huge, exciting and open.

Big day, we promise, we promise LIS is money can't buy experiences and that is in a way what we deliver them. I mean, I guess money can buy this one, but not exactly as it stands. We both recently on the show became aware that we had surplus items from a renovation. Household renovation. I have an insincurator or a gurgler depending on who you are and how you say it, which is a food waste disposal unit mounted under the sink. It was one of the only things I requested when we got our house renovated. It was shut down and carboshed. Can I just say, I really appreciate the insincereator feedback we've been getting on the

email. I have been forwarding it to my wife. She is not interested in the jokes, but I am. I thought she was the one that shut down the insincereator. She doesn't see a need for it and it was also going to take up some valuable under sinks base space I might add we never use For some months and a sink that is often absolutely one knuckle deep in left over kids food Yo get pasta scraps all sorts of food and I'm the one that has to

Swoosh it all around and squash it manually down through the bottom of the sink. And boy, I would love a motorized unit. We could do it. We have the technology. We own the technology. Why did we not install the technology? Anyway, it is what it is. And so I've got a spare one. And we decided that I would be doing that.

The same, bear running, the same time the show ended, you revealed you had a spare toilet. Yes, I'd offer that just in this case. You used in this case. It's your old toilet. Yes. And you'd offer it to Jack for his country manor, and he turned his nose up at that. Yes, which is very disappointing.

Yeah. And then when I saw you just recently bought a new house, Jack, you said, the photos was beautiful house, but I did see the bathroom. I saw the toilet in there in that bathroom. And I was like, gee, that's older than the one I was offering. Yeah, so you don't know that.

That is an interesting question. I mean, you've got one central bathroom in the new house. Yeah, so the new house obviously needs a renovation, but I just think when we do the renovation, I would prefer to go to new toilet rather, and I know that must be nice, but rather than go to Andy's second hand. Oh, no!

He's a man with two toilets in his life for free, Andy. Yeah, he demands a freshie. I'm gonna see you in the last few minutes. Okay, so what happened was we thought we'd start a raffle, a thousand entrants capped. Hamishnowy.com, you could choose to either end of the raffle for the insincereator or for the second hand. Lou, Hamish and Jack would then be placed into that raffle as one of the thousand.

I mean, I wanted to be in my raffle, I was just point that out, I wanted to be one of the thousand. Because your wife did agree to the terms that if you get picked out of one of the thousand, the insincorator will be installed at your place. Jack you agreed that you would take the toilet and not be an ungrateful rest. I didn't say I wouldn't be ungrateful. I said I would install and if I come out of the raffle but I didn't say I would be grateful for it. That's true did that promise gratitude for grudging winner. It's true. Gritted teeth, he would take the toilet.

Yes. Okay. And now in this surplus renovation raffle, we had a lot of entries, a lot of interest. Yeah, what was the couple of things I need to run past? So it's only been over a little bit. Over 1200 entries for the insincurator. They're hot item, people want them. What I didn't anticipate, what we didn't anticipate as a team, and Jack and I had a little chat about this yesterday, was the fact that when we put the form up, it was like pretty quick fire, name, phone number, et cetera.

A lot of people registered me. Oh, there's a lot of people out there that want me to win it back. I guess they were sympathised with the story and they've attempted to rig the raffle. Of the 1200, there was about 130 hamishers in there. So I've got it close to one in ten shot now, as opposed to a one in a thousand. So it's really swung the odds in my favor. I've decided to let it ride. I can show, yeah, I can show Zoda back end. Jez can absolutely test for it.

This did not come from my IP. This was concern members of the public who just wanna see an in-sincereator go to a man. Rightfully installed. That appreciates them. There were 227 toilet inches. There was some discussion with radio Mike and Mike was helping us run the back end of this too and he said, look, do we keep, do we do another push?

Do we just get out there? No, no, no. I said mate, we're going to be flocking loose all year. I think it was having quite a couple of the fows in for the toilet. Do we get on social media and stuff? There's enough going on on social media. Let's not bomb our people. I like it. People want a second toilet. They will have spoken out by now. I don't think we, uh, I can't use the public to get another 800 mentions. I can't even argue with the

form because you go there and on the drop down menu, what do I like to win? Andy's toilet lifted first. It's not like, it's not like, you know, Trump going hang on, his name was higher or whatever. I think everything was in my favor to have the correct amount of toilet entries. But obviously not as sought after an item, that's fine. And I should say again, if you are hoping

to win the Insincreder on you're listening, I can absolutely say I have never touched the item. I will be giving away with my bearer and Donna Squeeze. Now, even though if I did, it would handle it perfectly. It's got the technology. It's good to call it right up. Oh, what a sicko. No's good, cool it right up. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don, don't, don, don't, don, don, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don, don't, don, don, don, don't, don, don't, don, don, don, don, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, before we get into it. I've got that 227 that asks for the toilet. You've got to assume. I would say that's a genuine 200 in there

that want to do have a use for the toilet. Because it's still got a lot of life left in it. But then I think within there, possibly about 27 sickos who have been to find a pub. How I can, I think that's a possibility. Jack, you would assume that's a possibility. Yeah, well, I use it for like a DNA cloning or something. Who knows what they're using it for, but they want...

Well, hopefully, they want a part of Andy. They want a piece of Andy's history. So, have you cleaned the toilet? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely, it's spotless, mate. And it's also wasn't that heavily used, was it the BTS? Mm. So... It's still got to go.

Yeah. The poor slim was able to withstand that amount of load. Okay. How do you want to do the raffle? All right. So what we did off air again under the supervision of government authorities, we assigned all the entrance number. On the toilet side, you got the insincere side.

We signed all the entrance number. On the toilet side, you've got the incinerator side. We signed all the entrance number. And Mike used a random number generator to fairly pick whatever that number was, and then have a look at the corresponding name. Right. So before we get into it, we have sealed envelopes here. Let's for a bit of drama. Really pump this up. Okay. This is it. One very lucky person is about to grind away their food waste. And one moderately lucky person, depending on how you look at it, will flush away their food waste.

After it's been softened up by the mighty human gastrointestinal system. and gastrointestinal system. The people have spoken. They desperately want that in Sincereira and to a much lesser extent, Andy's pre-loved toilet. Well, with these items! It's Andy Siamandis, surplus Renault, Raffle Hill! Pemetending. Wow. What do you want to start with?

The Insincereator or the Toilet? Let's start with the Toilet. Let's start with the Toilet. A very high chance of winning this if you ended. One in 200 and 27. Yeah, all the one in nine, chance of being a Sikko. 20 numbers. Think about it.

So the odds are with you. Whoever gets this is almost certainly not a sicker. Um, Mike has put the envelopes here. I'm opening it now. Here we go. Are we going to get them up on the phone? Okay. Not big so, yeah.

The winner of the pre-loved Lou is... Isabel Pooright. APPLAUSE APPLAUSE Well done, easy. Congratulations. Congratulations. We should get him up, surely. So, can we get Isabel up, please? I'm going to just see whether she needs it or she's a sicko.

We'll be able to tell her that. We'll be able to tell her pretty quickly, I reckon. Have we got her, Jack reckon. Rrrrr. Have we got her, Jack? We got Isabel. Isabel. Hi. Isabel. It's Hamish and Andy here, and guess what we just did. I am.

And not sure. What have you done? We drew out one very lucky person's name to win Andy's old toilet, and guess who that person is Isabel? Oh no. Oh yes. That isabel. So hang on, that's a very unusual response for a big green and unradio station to you. Yeah, you want to get a greener?

Oh no. Isabel, why do you enter if he didn't really want to be on say submitted it because he wanted like he wants it. Right. Right. Do you need a toilet or is he and I don't mean any offense here? You don't need a toilet. Where are you going to put it? Well, you replace your camera one. What's your current one like? Is it a plastic seat or is it a... It is a pretty hideous one, actually. You can.

Okay. Do you think that's what your fiance was doing here as a bill? Did he just want to piece of Andy Lee memorabilia? I think the latter. Oh, he's a sicko. Well, you were with a risk. It's gone to a sicko. Will you you'll accept it though, won't you? Yes, I'm sure he will gladly accept. Whereabouts do you live? In Albany and W.A. She had a big ship. She's a wild big guy who goes to coast.. You're shipping costs.

Is it well done in congratulations? And would you mind just for the promo, like obviously when we want to put this on an ad through the workday, can you just give us a better response? Like, yeah, that's all I wanted or something like that. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh, wow. Yeah, perfect.

It's so hard to give it genuinely. Yeah, why can't we, why can't we enter the Haylesses one? No, I need to go to the toilet. So right now, yeah, you could be seen on a brand new and singorator, but that is the game unfortunately. You played the odds and you're, um, you're fianceing and he's got his wish and he's got the toilet so congratulations to you guys. Thank you so much. He's going to be a happy man. Oh.

Thanks, Isabelle. We should be there to break it. Appreciate that, but we've got to move on to another raffle. Um, who would have thought that Isabelle would have been as uncrapeable as Jack? No, well, we don't really. It couldn't have been a betterateful as Jack. No, I would have really... That couldn't have been a better snapshot. As suspected, Asiko did enter. Wasn't Isabelle, but she knows the sicko.

Doesn't want it, wishes she had the incinerator. But... Ando... Let us find out. Who has won the incinerator? Has it been me with my genuine entry, which we thought would be one of a thousand or some of the other few hundred that have ended on my behalf?

I'm hoping the envelope is it coming home, baby The winner is Sharma Sharma Henaker I think think, actually. Sorry, Ham. How did that happen? Yeah. It's like when we tried to ring the ball, ring the ball raffle.

That's right. We had almost every entry. We had about 18-10 on that raffle and someone else won it. One at the top on the ball. But I think we're calling you right now. We'll get to Sharma. Hello, this is Sharma speaking. Sharma, how you wish to hear? Oh my gosh, hello. Hey, Shama, I've got one word for you and

it's actually a noise. What's that? That's you and you incinerate it mate, you want it? Oh my gosh, yes. That's more, like it. Yes, yes. You got the unsincorrater. Yeah, go me. Now, where do you put it? Well, I was going to gift it to somebody for Christmas. Oh, it's a wonderful gift. Yeah, very nice. Do you have one at your house already installed?

I don't have one at your house, but I don't think our kitchen is big enough for one. Can we really just need a sink and some space under the sink? I could try it first, if it doesn't fit, we can still gift it on. Oh, and if you're set up another raffle, I could say, for you, pick your own. If you're looking for someone who would want one, I know just the boy. What's a...

Yes, what state do you live in? I live in Queensland. Today. Only one state away. So, Sean. Basically next door. Just out of English, Sean. You didn't want to...

What drew you to try to win the insincorator over the Lou? I don't think anybody would want that, to be honest. I've got it. I've got it back would want that to be honest. How do I, how do I, how do I backstab that up? I'm tough for one to regift, I suppose. And so, Shama, you still, you had no need for the Instagram, but you were, you were excited to win it for someone in your life. Absolutely. It's for the, the in-laws. They have everything that I can think of except for that.

Oh. Absolutely game changer. But again, can't stress enough if they do not want it. Yes. Or you find yourself going actually, we've found them, you know, motion sensor, porch lights or some other great gift. Really putting my hand up here for you to gift it to me. Well, you email me and I will definitely gift it on if you need. Interesting. I wonder how I can play this with my wife. if you need. Interesting. I wonder how I can play this with my wife. I'm sorry, I didn't want it. We'll come back to you with that one. Shawa, thank you so much. Thanks for the call guys.

No worries. I do this hand-o-hand, I do this. Guys, I know this was a sore spot for a few of us last time, but there's more news that have come to hand on a certain topic that I think it's fair to bring up with the group. Toplarone. No, Russell Halcroft. He's the presenter on the Breakfast Show in Melbourne. He did put his hand up to, which I assumed he was putting his hand up,

because he sent me just a video of him playing drums. He has since written back and said, I hear my drumming was considered robotic. So he's obviously listened, he's heard, I hear him ish's slight on his drumming. I was just saying any drummers that are obsessed with the canning. You know, it can be, it can run the risk of sounding a little robotic because I don't do the numbers. I feel it out. Incidentally, he did drop the drum kit back off to my parents that I lent him and stayed and had a cup of coffee with them, which is not nice. Well, I mean, everyone knows that that particular Russ is the least shunny of any Russ. Yes. He does the opposite of shun.

He welcomes him braces. Yep. So he then writes, I hear my drumming was considered robotic. This is a recent performance, a bit more of a flamboyant performance, daughter Claudia is the front woman. I'm wondering if Hamish's stick skills transfer to the Tim Barley. So he's sent me a video of him playing Tim Barley. Is that a type of bongo? Yeah, kind of like a, it's like kind of a snare drum without the snare attached.

And when you hear the sound, you'll know what it is. Okay, okay. So he, again, you can only assume he's still vying for the position in the band now whether I mean how is this big how did we start like Russell Halcroft's debut on this show was shunned by a Russ. I'm a beloved segment where he investigated whether or not that he had shunned me. He had not. I had accidentally blocked his number. We don't we don't know how but it meant he was unable to reply to my messages. How has that turned into out-drummed by a rust? Because our positions in the band aren't up for audition.

No, I don't know how we're forwarded. I feel like I can see someone's playing fanning the flames a little bit. Here is Russell, Robert Timbarley, and thank you for for your interest but we are not auditioning these drama lovers, that's what it is. I'm trying to get him to be the drummer right now. No, no, I just, I suppose what I'm, what he's wanting, he's not in the band. Let's, let's make it easy. Is it room for a drummer and a Tim Barley player?

No, no, no. Here's my thoughts. Here's my thoughts. Please enjoy drums. You obviously like drumming. Enjoy them. Nice to hear from you. We're not auditioning for you drummer.

Go about your business. Please enjoy your drumming. I also enjoy drumming. I am in the band. You are not in the band. And we are not auditioning for a new drummer and keep it up. You can only, you know not in the band and we are not auditioning for a new drummer and keep it up. You can only, you know, practice makes perfect.

Well, I think what he's hoping for is not to be in the band, but he prefer easy robotic. After the after you had a go at him last time, I suppose what he's asking for is. Right. Didn't didn't mean to specifically have a go at him. I guess I was just trying to I was back into a corner. I was I was lashing out to defend my spot in the band. I actually feel, I do feel a lot of heart and soul in that. Wow. Well, you didn't jack, you didn't feel like you played with heart and soul. I mean, I feel like it was no different to last week.

Still remember that? No, I thought it was still. No, just like, it is what it is. It's like, it's not a head of fire. I was into any point of going like oh my god We got to get him in okay. Yeah, I mean it's actually like it's akin to watching someone's home video We're just we sort of shrug I have to say Jack I mean all power to I don't think Russ is wanting this plate on air

Well, you know why would he use the one? Why would he use the one if he because he? Because he's saying to you as a friend, he's what I'm up to. Don't have to air everything our friend send us on the book. But I'm wondering, Jack, I mean, name another band. We're one of the band mates. Continuously goes to the band. I have got a friend that plays an instrument that we have in the band. Let's have another listen to it. I mean, what other reason could there be? It's the ultimate case of wide-anting. And Andy, I feel like Andy throws in just enough,

like, oh, he's not in the band. He's not in the band, but oh, have a closer listen. What do you mean? And why are we all sitting around as a band listening to it? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I suppose you're right.

I mean, I don't think. This is the absolute most marker for my place going, hey, have a listen to Dave Grawd from guys and looking at Ross. Well, we have a drummer. Yeah, but not like this. I mean, yeah, of course, we have you. Sure, you're on the, you know,

you've been on the previous CD, isn't no one can take that away. I'm just, anyway, interesting. Have a listen to this, Dave. I... Well... Hey, how many shells or drawers do you have in your bathroom? Do you think? Between ZL and I?

Yes, no, just like total shell space. Well, it's crazy, because that's a much different number. That's what I'm talking about. We have a mirror. I have, like, we've mirror with the thing behind it. Yep. Like with the shells behind it, that's one each. Well she has two, I have one.

There are four drawers, I have one. Yes, three. Then there are shelves, don't even think about going into the shelves, that's also. But I actually have, we've all down my regime, the things I need to, basically two compartments. One, in the cupboard, I have a lot of stuff that I think I need to basically two compartments. One in the cupboard, I have a lot of stuff

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Same thing, we've got three mirrors, I've got one of them, and then I've got one drawer of six. Okay. I did a shelf count of my house. Twenty, twenty individual shell spaces behind cupboard doors and also a little additional thing bought. Yep. I'm allocated one from 20, which I think, which doesn't bother me at all. Well, the great thing about the great thing about those stuff, and maybe it's probably

the same with Beck and Bianca, is like, I've actually over the years, like, receded to basically be, I'm almost like a visiting janitor in the bathroom. I just use all her stuff. I'm basically like the people, you hear about people that go in, people's houses and just spraying their perfume to try out this stuff and then get away. I just use all of those stuff and I'm very fine with it.

I have six things. Shave cream, you be a boy who wouldn't need that. Shave cream, razor, you, you, your boys wouldn't need that. Shave cream, razor, deodorant, hair stuff, cologne, antibuy, haemyshift, preferred, nail clippers. Nail clippers are disputed position at the moment, but I still tell back to please put them on my one shelf, because I know exactly where they are. I get, I get a lot of, but you've got your own and I go, I think that must be downstairs, but I don't know where mine are. So I use hers. The one thing that is constantly missing,

have a guess out of those things, the back grabs the shaver. The razor. Yeah, it was the razor. I've got a can of shaving cream in my side, the relics, because I thought there's a type of nivia that looks a lot like the odorant. And I bought it, I bought it once accidentally. And it felt weird to throw a full can of shaving cream out. So I keep it on the shelf, in case I would ever need shaving cream, which I don't. And every day, it tricks me into thinking, I've got more deodorant than I have.

Like I opened the cover. No, no, I think I've got deodorant. No, that's the shaving cream. But I refuse to throw it out. So this is where it brings me to a suggestion. I want to store brainstorm. They say they bring out men's and women's razors. And of course, a lot of them, you know, six.

I would like some suggested designs for Gillette or Shake. I don't mind. First a market, which makes it difficult, if not impossible, for Beck to use the razor, or one to use the razor. Like a fingerprint system that locks the blades. That would be great. That would be great.

I would say that. Let's add that to the... He's in his only razor. He said that's what I want. $1200. Which is slightly more cheaper than some of the blades that you can buy. So if you ever look, I've just sent you guys an email

of some designs I've had made up. Okay, great. Here we go. Let me open this. First one, a massive handle. I wouldn't mind that, yeah, that's ridiculous. You were supposed to as big as a hammer, but it'd be difficult for back with dainty hands to be able to hold. You think too big for her to hold. And heavy.

So you're hoping it's so big that her fingers can't wrap around it. Well, just difficult. Like, you know, like it's the end of a baseball bat or something. Would that be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, so I thought it was more just like so you could easily identify it, but you want it to be inconvenient for her to use it. I want it so she can't use it.

It's tough for the designers as an engineer, because there's a product designer. Your job is to make the user experience wonderful. And efficient. They're stuck really here between a rock and a heart place to go. How do we make it in, how do we make it barely tolerable for one user and therefore intolerable for another user? And you complain about all your shelf space that you don't have. Where are you going to put the baseball bat with the weight? Give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, give it a, I'm just gonna give the keep in the shed. Okay. Maybe then, what about a pressure system,

like it wobbles around the head unless you really clinch it. Really playing on the angle here that you're a lot stronger than that. Okay, another idea. What about where that's inverted? Because those got a pretty good grip strength. If you head down your list,

you'll see a bike lock system where I could lock. Shave is on a lock, but you can unhook that lock. Yeah. And then you can take, so you're shaving with the bike lock dangling off your face. Yes. So again, dangerous. Yeah. If she's, because I assume backshaving her legs with the razor.

Yeah. So if you, if that bike lock is dangling or it's one of those kryptonite bike locks, if it's dangling, hit your ankle. Yeah, a few kilos, yeah, hitting your ankles. But also just jag, like, you know, huge risk of shaving cuts. I was the momentum of the lock would drag it across the skin. I think I've got a good idea that if she's shaving her legs with it and you're shaving your face, tether it to the roof. That's exactly what I was thinking, Jack, yeah, Ruth Tether. She'll have to go and get a step ladder and get up to the roof to her legs. I think you've solved it. I think a Ruth Tether. And of course, pleasure fest is coming up towards the end of the year where we will have as many as

tenet looks like. Really? Yeah, or possibly eleven pleasure is. All manning their own store, like a science fair, to pleasure you, the opposite of what we're about to do. I thought just before we coax you into a state of maximum pleasure by showing you things that are excellent examples of neatness, practicality, efficiency, good ways of doing things. Before we get you into that heavy state, almost a translike state,

we should grind you down and this pleasure you or upset you first. Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy! Safe to say, Andy, that we get a lot of upset and ease. More so, it was quite tough to squeeze pleasure and's out of the fruit tree of the listeners. People certainly... To upset me.

Yeah. It's like the upset Andy tree is one of those. You know, my grandma had a lemon tree. You just could not stop growing lemon. Oh, yeah, yeah. Every time you were there, it was just a carpet of rotting lemons around the bottom, hitting you on the...

Hit the cricket ball into the tree, a hundred lemons and four. And that's really what upset Andy. Lots of things out there that could potentially upset you, could just rock the efficiencies with which you like to run the world. Bruce, to kick things off, a hoi Bruce, what upset Sandy? Oh, boys. Interesting one for you. So, Swing Pass my parents place the other day, is in a suburb's outlawed. The house is typically closed. Mum is home, makes me some lunch, happy days. Dorba rings, and she doesn't budge.

I ask her if she's going to answer it. She says, no, it's novers, Dorba. I was thinking it was loud enough, front door was closed, and there was no way it was no other house. I said, what do you mean? It was your chime? She said, no, it chimes, but it's a novers house. I said, and the Dorba rings again, and this time I've gone no way it was another house. I said, what do you mean? It was your chime. She said, no, it chimes, but it's a neighbor's house. And the doorbell rings again, and this time I've gone, no way, there's definitely someone at the front door.

So open the front door, I'm sure enough, no one there. I've gone back to my friend explanation, and she explains that the neighbor's doorbell is on the same frequency, but plays a different chime on her system. Oh, that's how she knows. It's the neighbor's door. Yeah, well if it's different noise, no need to change it.

That's right. So I would be infuriated by that. So I've got no idea if it's an expensive system or a cheap knockoff, but it's got to be a quick fix like a Phillips head screwdriver at most Last mom has been doing that for ask her how long has been gone on for he says 10 years But I think about all the times you would have had to waste getting the films and you said you think it's a Philips head So could it be me other time? Please said then you're gonna get the screwdrivers out. You're matching the screwdrivers.

Oh man. No one's out. Perry, Perry, Perry, Hart, that one for me. That would be so annoying. Thank you so much for your lease. Oh, thank you, Bruce. Elise, can you upset Andy for us? Hi, boys.

I'm really sorry to advance this Andy, but I can come about to upset you. Now, I'm adding my husband. I really need you to back me up here. I'll set the scenes. I'm in the car with him and he decided to have some chewing gum and he got it out of the container, which you know must be pretty nice, not having to pack it. Yeah, quite a lot of pellets in the container. Gee, upwards of 50. Wow, he is. A lot of pellets and so when he was finished, he did not dispose of his gum like a normal person. Instead, he picked up the very same container that he got the gun from and he spat it back in the same container with all the fresh one.

I don't think, I mean, that's just not an upside-down. You don't think anyone wants that the positives. That is that is a Piggory. It gets worse though. Oh my god. So we sat in the picture of one this week. It was a picture of the container with like the bottom of the container of the outside. I'm showing them stuff to it. If you even make it back in the container, that's just I'm traumatized. So he's just left it on the side. Yeah, look, if he has a separate, like once he finishes one pellet one and had a separate

one, I'd actually really like that. So the, in essence, it's, it's, it's, it can't fix in the end. You don't, don't try here. This is not what he's doing. I know what you're saying. Yeah, you, you'd, you'd appreciate him to have a spit on or something. And, and he's, and he's got a, and he's got a brother. I like any suggestion. He's used to Philop's brother, P-touch, to label it, you know,

used gum or gum container or something that you'd really like that. But no, he's just mixing it all in together. He's getting a second use out of it. You would assume eventually. Oh, I hope not. I hope not. Elise, disgusting, certainly a peri peri hot again. On the upset Andy, thank you very much. All right, Mike, can you upset Andy,

not just by listing something that's feral. Oh, yeah. Oh, I think I can. Okay, Mike. So I bought a filing cabinet, taking hand off marketplace. Okay, great. And I put it in my business and I need to organize everything. The lady who sold it to me said, you can keep all of the folders that are already inside

the drawer. So they're all labelled. That's handy. It is very handy. But what I did when it came to filing time, I didn't have time. So the label that she has in there, for example, Westpac, she's gotten addressed there that to previous home, obviously, her name was Tracy. So she's gotten addressed there that to previous home obviously, her name is Tracy, so she's got one label Tracy. I just put my files corresponding to the

same category. In fact, it's in folders and it didn't change the label. Yeah, yeah. It's like you're in middle class. That's good, that's very cool. So what have you got under Tracy? Yeah, what's under Tracy in Westpac? Anything to do with my wife whose name is Kate goes under Tracey.

Westpack, I'm with Conbank. Same goes in there. It's like letting that language, you know. You can just, you realize you can actually just slide out the piece of paper and turn it. Two, two, three, all the time in the world to slide out. No, it is actually stick it. She was so, when I, she's putting stickers, printed little label stickers, which means I'd have to go and peel them off and then go and buy the inserts and print them like that. Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no.

Absolutely, you got a business ready. You know, if I had, I'd have to. Thank you, Mark. You've got a good mark. Thank you, sir. Lana, a hoi liner, you got 20 to upset Andy? Yeah, so I use my notes stuff a lot. But I don't create a new note for each new topic.

I'll just add to an existing one that I've already got going. Oh, there's some apple in. Is this on your iPhone? Yeah. I've got a mate that does this. Andy, John does this. He has, he doesn't have the notes app. He has the note app. It's literally one note and he scrolls to the end. Is this what you have to do? I have to scroll to the end or then scroll back into it to be like, I think I've got the flight number and you have to scroll back like two pages. He scrolls up, feels right. Lada, I hate it. I hate it.

Ah, hang up on a deck. Mate, you should see John's it is like eight years worth of note. It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. Like secure information, addresses, just random thoughts. No, it's quite the document. Yeah, no. When I explained it to him that you could have different sections, yeah, he just wasn't. Because you can look, you can look segments as well. You can have different notes that you're long. He's not doing it for any other reason

than just he's got to have it and he's sticking with it. Dean, here we go. Tom, are you got something to upset Andy? Yeah, hi boys. How are you? Very good, mate. So I made a mind-assarded. He wanted to put dimmable lights and he's leaving room. And the nutrition specifically told him, make sure you get the gloves that are compatible with dimming.

Yeah, probably. He didn't take that advice, saved a few dollars and just got ordinary gloves. And now whenever you turn the light on, the bulbs just dim and bright and constantly on their own. But instead of just changing their own thing. Yep. But instead of just changing the globes, you reckon they're all right and he's waiting until they blow.

And it's been over a year now. He's been playing a chicken with his light globes. So they flicker, wouldn't they? I've had this before, they flicker, and they also dimmed like this. Just erratic with their on and off. Yeah, he doesn't really have any settings. If you put it up high, it goes from high to medium.

Maybe sometimes low. Yeah, get us over for a game tonight and it was shocking. You know, I just couldn't like it. He's just very hard. How's the dramatic effect though for the game? I see. Dean, I hate it.

I've been changing it over because I've happened to me and we've changed it immediately, but thank you. Accolid round. Clean sweep of opposite hand. Yeah, and absolute scorcher through there. BEEP. MUSIC Hey, and we do have another podcast called The Remembring Project

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food space. Now, I can't, I don't want to make this me remembering the remembering project where we remember the stuff, but it was Ripley's eated or not. That's right. Is that where it was packets of food and stuff that had strangeness in it? Yes. Something like someone opened up barbecue shapes and there was

no seasoning. Yeah. Becket was head by just the other day. Becket got a slab of dash water, right? Which is just like carbonated. It's very, very slightly flavoured water. I don't know why she got it, but. I'm sorry, but reading from the bottle here. Very, very, very slightly flavored water. I don't know why she got it, but... Sorry, I'm reading from the bottle here.

Very, very, very slightly flavored water. She took one can out, completely empty, but the can was sealed. And then when she cracked it, some gas came out. Right, so it wasn't punctured. So it wasn't punctured. But just... Is sealing an empty candy. Exactly. That would be a Ripley's Eat It Or Not situation where basically these magnificent and crazy

things. Fracinth nature that happened in the food space and then of course you'd upon the should you eat it or not, let's jump back into it. Ripley's Eat Eat it or not. First one came in from Andrew Murray, or Haudiou Andrew. He got a Ripley's in it or not. Wow. He said, Found a chunk of seasoning,

the size of a chip in a packet of grain waves. That's really interesting. And he sent a photo of it, and I'll just show you first, Jacko. But look at that. Oh yeah, it's size of a chip, maybe two thirds of a chip. Two thirds of a chip.

Two thirds of a chip. Show, yeah, look at that. Low end behold. That is big. That's a lot of seasoning. Now what has happened there? You can only assume that at the grain wave factory, they have a big tube of the liquid grain

before it gets squirted into the ripple effect. And then they also have a big canister of seasoning. Somehow, and it would go like this, squirt onto the ripple, squirt stamp bake season. Yes. You know, you see, you squirt the paste on, you stamp it into the ripple, and then you bake it, then you put the seasoning on. Somehow, they've accidentally, like a giant chunk has landed on the stamping machine and they've stamped it into a seasoning chip,

they've baked the seasoning as well and it's ended up on the same bag. It looks like just a straight stock of cube, a cube stock, you know, like a free-cacada. Yeah, so it's... It's like in someone's trip, does they're going past with a tray of seasoning on the way to the other part of the factory. And it was landed on the machine? Or the bottom of the box, there was a bit of dew or a bit of water that has meant that it's solidified into a chunk.

Enough just to hold it all together, not dissolve it. Hey, another one came in, I believe it, but I'm blown away. This is from James Probably my favorite Got a Ripley's Eden or not for you. I think it's the greatest possible experience for person can have I was expecting a small treat for myself at a Hawaiian Walmart. I Purchased a chunky Kit Kat chocolate bar. Not my preferred It's're two chunky. I think you see how. You know the beat.

You're not your preferred audience. I've seen you eat junkies. Maybe you're feeling adventurous. No, it would have been. The regular one is a lot better. You prefer four fingers, don't you? There is a reason why evolutionally speaking, we developed four fingers, Anatham. Rather than one giant

finger. You can get more done with four fingers and I think KitKat knows that. I think that's why they initiated the first four finger model and they came to chunky later. Funny you should say that though Andy, because I think one of the problems people have with the big KitKat chunky is sharp and like the toelerone, he always cut the roof of your mouth. I have experienced that with the chunky. Have you? I think it's more than just a prank. I'm not trying to prank here, but I've eaten both and I handled it fine. Jack, I had a question, I know we're not here to talk about Toblerone, but you opened

that triangle a box of worms. So here we are. Jack, when you eat a tobo, right? Yeah. We've definitely discussed where you're just biting into the roll of tricep. Well, now I would separate and try and eat it flat in the mouth, because I know I've had problems in the past. And have you tried it since we've talked about the podcast?

Yes, I have. Had to go. I actually succeeded, but it was a small, it was a small, total rent. And you're shooting yourself. I wouldn't go the big. I was seeing it was in the car park of emergency. Just, just, just,

just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just I will protect him goggles. I purchased a chunky kit cat chocolate bar. This is back to James' story. And to my surprise, I took my first bite. There was no wafer at all inside the bar. They kicked without the cat. So he can keep a whole heap log of chocolate. A complete log of chocolate. They'd forgotten

to put the wafer in. So in the wafer, because you don't just get wafer and chocolate, there's also the sort of a slight cream filling between the wafer's. I would imagine they would make them first and then they would be in separate biscuit. Yeah, and then they'd be inserted the chocolate would squirt around it.

They obviously ran out of wafer's. Yep, and they're going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, seriously. We should get back to that. Just one or two. One or two. One or two. And then it's ended up in James's hands. Finally from Sam Beckert, Ripley's Eat It or Not. We've all seen two bananas. Simon's bananas. Simon's between the lolly bananas. No, no, this is a real banana. I think I've ever seen a Simon's banana. In the same peel? In the same peel? No, I haven't seen a single.

They are a thing, a double. Yeah, a double is a thing, but it's not a, not a, not a, I don't think I've ever seen a psilomy's banana. In the same peel? In the same peel? No, I haven't seen a psilomy. They are a thing, a double. Yeah, a double is a thing, but it's not a massively common thing. Triplets. Psyme's triplets in a banana. One skin, three tubes of banana. Wow.

Yep, that's an eight-a-billion. No, remember, sometimes that would happen with the segment. Got nothing but a wow. you