Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 219

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

1. Small business skirmish  2. Ad examinations 3. Gotta peel ‘em all - Banana special skill 4. Power moves 5. 4-ply toilet paper 

A least-nuff production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi to me, pulp, hamish. Thank you, sir. I enjoy my pleasure to be at the top.

We usually do rise to the top. A little bit of a price. Are you referring to orange? Two sorts of citrus. Yes, I think we all might be components of orange juice. Not that. Ahoy to my den time. Jack.

Okay, does the den time rise to the top? Ahoy! The race to the top is on. No, the enamel would be at the top. We're part of the tooth. Yes, we're filling. Are we part of fillings? No, well, the pulp is the jelly-like center of a tooth with a nerves and blood vessels. You got all our feelings here. That's true, soft inside protected by the hard outer layer of Andy, the enamel. And Callus Jack. No, Jack's just in the middle. Oh, that's important.

I mean, keeping the whole tooth together, can't do it without me. Probably could have a little leg up in there. Might lie in the load of it. But the jaw? Easily get rid of the middle. You would not even notice. No, it's all the nerves in the plice. That's right we're gonna see you need you to that's right. You're free. It'd be easy to deal with We wouldn't know what you were chewing

You You wouldn't you wouldn't have to have things in your mouth would you wouldn't you wouldn't have to have a friend next to you at all times I open closed open closed now swallow Jack does make a point. We don't need the nerves. You do. I'll tell you why you need, I'll tell you why you need a blood supply nerves. So they don't, he doesn't die.

I keep you alive. I'm literally your source of life, Jack. Well, I think we'll prove we don't need any of this because he'd get replaced all the time. That's true. You got rid of all your, you've got a cast tooth. Yeah, the front, not a cow's tooth. What have you got again? You know, you see those cows with beautiful smiles? They punch the teeth out and give them to humans.

They used cow bone to, for the graph, to fill out my jaw line, because I've lost a bit of bone and they used cow's tooth. Ah, that's right. And then they could screw it in. And they screwed it in, yes. Yes, screw it in. Yes, screw it in. Put a fake tooth on. I'm not a casting.

Sorry. I thought it was like when people get a shark tooth round their neck and you just had a cast. Hey, Jesa, can you make up a little feature of what it would look like for me to have two counts, teeth as front teeth? Let's put the photo because these are the ones you broke when we do our one day of ice hockey practice. Yes.

And, yeah, but let's get that picture. If they've actually grafted the teeth rather than the bone and I've woken up and gone, what have you done? They said, I knew there's something to do with Cal. Sorry. That's the problem with the old 50% at uni. You don't have to get everything right.

You still get to be a dentist. Oh, I also, to Lily from Australia, who's used the very easy to use system to upload, her audio, what she's been up to at Hamishnery.com. Oh, oh, boys, it's my boyfriend's birthday today. And I've gifted him what every podcast deserves. A flake luxury, some maltesas, and a great assortment of chewy

dragis. I've told him that he can't open the gifts until he hears this upload. It's his 24th birthday, but I think I'm going to go ahead and say happy 34th birthday given the upload time. And just remember, don't sit too close to the birthday candles, given your history. And just remember, don't sit too close to the birthday candles given your history. Oh, that's a little girl moving here. Great. Now, he'll be, unfortunately, with a time at tax, that was probably recorded very, very

long ago, and he'll be in the cold, cold ground. Oh, time in, who's that? Hame. We've both got updates. Eyes are crock jumping. There's a crock jumping update, but you mentioned to me that... Well, with a few more little skirmishes. Small business skirmishes have swamped the inboxes.

Since you talked about original crock jumping versus spectacular crock jumping tours and then we had the bombshell that original is actually second to market, but perhaps first to do it might have done the, might have discovered the concept, we still don't understand a bit, the way we can, what it could have worked is they discovered the concept of jumping off, off, off, off market, but didn't commercialize it.

And they were doing it privately, didn't commercialize it. And spectacular came in, then original came in going, well, you might be spectacular, but, oral, law, there's stories of us doing it before you. Anyway, we don't know the end of that. You do have an update. But before we get to your update, can I just give you some great small business skirmishes from around the country? There's been a lot coming in here to

my favourites. In Lithgow, this comes in from Lindsay. In Lithgow, people would know this if you're in that part of the world. It's Dennis's seafood and old Dennis's seafood. Now, to paraphrase what happened, Dennis obviously ran the seafood shop. He then went, I'm out, maybe owned the shop. He was like, I'm out of business. I'm transitioning to a new owners. He then in retirement went, actually, I'm coming back. Really?

Right. And so bundled them out. Okay. This is the story as it was told to me. So the new owners were like, what a bummer. So then Dennis is back in Dennis's seafood. Then Dennis went, you know what I am now? As he goes out again, and they start transitioning to new owners. Yes. Now, the new owners were smart, and even though Dennis owns the building, they bought the company name, Dennis's seafood and the phone number, and they were like, that's going to be part of buying the business. Yeah, we'll wrap that up. So then they're in there doing Dennis's seafood.

Then Dennis goes, I'm back. I'm back here. I'm back here. And they went, well, you can't, we own Dennis's seafood. We thought this might happen. Yes, yeah. We own Dennis's seafood and we own the number. And he went, well, I'm coming back in the shop.

Okay. He's in the shop. Yeah. And so then they had to move four doors down. Right. We've Dennis's seafood. Yes. Because they own the business name.

He's back in the original shop. He's called it old Dennis's seafood. So Dennis's seafood. And old Dennis's seafood.. So, Dennis is a seafood. And old Dennis is seafood. Him and Mipko. There's a bunch of others in the country. There's a classic one from Warren Boy,

we had a few people write in about Spud Train versus Spud Box. Spud Train was first, which was a box trailer by the side of the road, selling hot spuds to people. Spud Box saw the success. Again, I'm not taking sides. This is just the way it was told to me. Spud box saw the success opened up over the road.

Same operation as Spud box. Spud box. For whatever reason, Spud train folded. Now to add insult to injury, Spud box, second to market, moved over. Once the king was dead, moved over into the location. Spud train started in and Spud Box is now the only as far as I know, queued, based Spud delivery business in Warnamble. But many more. But it seems wide open for Spud trailer to come along. It does, doesn't it? And Spud HQ can do the same thing. What do you originate? What you back,

spud? What you back? I could go into many others. Thank you for everyone. Pile and the sky. Well, I mean, two two pie stores called Pile and the Sky. There's a lot going on out there. But ando, the one we want to focus on, the granddaddy of these battles is spectacular crock jumping tours versus original crock jump. Um,. I love that hand. It keeps having a small business skirmishes. We'll do a little segment of that.

I think there might be my favorite type of contest. This is the best. And God bless you guys like Dennis, who keep this interesting. You never know what I'm going to do next. I'm actually Jack, if you got a little bit of like some music about tech-dive kind of mystery. Yeah, there's the thrott.

Yeah, there's the work. Yeah. It's a little bit safe cracking for me. It is, isn't it? Oh, try this. It's a little bit... There's something supernatural. Yeah, there's something supernatural to that.

Well, I mean, the crocs jump in out of the water. Yeah, we're gonna need to cry. How they get in there? That's true. If that's what this is about, where people go, as anyone told you about the invisible ropes, they used to get them out of the water. Okay, all this.

Yeah. Yeah, that's better. That's great. That's great. This comes in from anonymous spiff. Well, this is good, perfect music, though. There's a Hoey gentleman. This email is regarding the name change of the original Adelaide River Queen jumping crocodiles from here on referred to as the Orc rocks

because he doesn't have to keep writing. The original Adelaide River Queen jumping crocodiles. My father worked for the Orc. Back in years, some 20 years ago, around 2004 to 2006, before it had original... in its name. Hang on. So, originals have been placed some time in the last 14 years.

Yes, it's been. Yeah, yeah. Even though we... these crocs have been around for 160 million, but we've been paying money to see them get out of the water in pursuit of chickens. Yeah. For, we found out 40 to 50 years, since the 70s.

Yeah. It was just called Adelaide River Queen jumping crocodiles. Don't ask me. I'm just going to question about the queen. I don't know where the queen is. That's new. Yeah, yeah, that is, I don't know what that is. But I did look up the website and it is in their title. Adelaide River Queen jumping crocodiles.

But I've seen it. Yeah, that's a good side by that. It wasn't just females jumping. They were males and things in between. They all love chickens. The modern spectacular jumping crocodile cruisers were taken over by a different company in 2005 as he's seen on their website. However, he is unsure that's the dad,

what their name was prior to the takeover. So spectacular came about in 2005. Well, that was the music started. Take don't you. Take don't you. Take don't you. OK, so the case is over. Yep. Plot thickens like a batch of Sunday pancakes on Jill Post's unbutted pan.

LAUGHTER That's what it is. Fickens and stickens. As that all Crocs, the original, were not even the original Jumper Crocodiles we did touch on it. Yeah, we did. Dad said that the first Jumping Crocs were run by a company called Frontier Jumping Crocs. But after a price reduction war,

between Frontier Crocs and Adelaide River Queen Crocs, Adelaide River Queen came out on top and sent Frontier Crocs out of business. So then they became the original. This means, what this means is that the all-crocs crushed what was the pioneer top end jumping crocodile cruisers. When no one was looking they slapped the original onto their name and next time some competition came around to try and stop them the same thing happened again. In conclusion the original Adelaide River Queen jumping crocodiles are not the original crocodile cruises. There instead a power hungry warringer, not my words.

On my words, countries, not our words, simply reading as given. That took the knees out of the competition and worked a false. We were here first, thicker on top of their hat. Must be real nice, anonymous. Smith. That was a perfect time for that Zola phone to come in too. Okay. Can you give us a summation there, Ando?

Essentially, there was two going at it, Frontier and Adelaide River. Frontier went out of business. So Adelaide River have called themselves original, but they've only slapped original on their name when... Since spectacular came on. Since spectacular came on. So they, but they're still more original than spectacular. I think so. That's splitting hairs. on. So they, but they're still more original than spectacular. I think so.

That's splitting hairs. Yeah, that is funny. Oh. But, and also that's obviously not as catchy as Logan. No, yeah. More original than the other guy. I think I've not V original, but telling more original. Now you get into shades of originality.

That is interesting. I feel like we're hearing a lot about the original. I'd like to hear more about spectacular. What their mindset was coming in and how they've caught about it. So if anyone's got any news on that, he does. Are they simply and innocently going, look, we, we, we saw the spectacle of a crocodile leaping out of the water for chicken on a stick and we simply thought it was spectacular.

And we wanted to share it with people for the best available price. Who is more expensive? A spectacular was slightly more expensive, I think. I actually, I can't remember that. All I can remember was spectacular was sold out. So I went with a regional. Yep.

Thank you. And you were innocent at this stage. You had no idea of the war you were waiting into. No, no. And I loved the tour, but I'm sure it's spectacular as well. This is all important data to harvest, if we are to travel to the top end and try and broker a piece between the two parties.

Yep. I wish it's graduating. I know you've got families and stuff, but it'd be nice to get out there. It's important. Yeah. All right. We've got a beast prize here.

You can't get him over the phone. You have to have one summit. It's important. Yeah. All right. Well, we want a beast prize here. Okay. You can't get him over the phone. You have to have one summit. I know we examine ads from time to time on the show. There is one, there are some industries where you go, do you be hard to do an ad or you? Like the finance industry. I also think like healthcare, like MediBank or HB.

Yeah, because they're all essentially saying versions of, we've got you covered. Yeah. Like trust us, don't worry about it, we've got you. And everyone's saying the same thing, but there's billions and billions of dollars at place so you have to try and say it better than the other guy. I think it's MediBank, but they're out at the moment.

He's just an old lady, and it's quite close up in her, and then she just jumps into a pool, and then she comes up, she's smiling, and it just says MediBank, and I'm like, they don't do much with that. You're so mean. Well, I guess what they're trying to say, whether it is MediBank or not,

what they're trying to say is just look at the freedom with which you can live knowing you're covered, whoever it's with. But I do think that. Someone wrote in an apologist because I don't have the email in front of me, but while I think of it, full credit to them, great email.

But Lanna, my side of the fence, I just remembered. Hungary, Jack, is running a you-know competition at the moment. Similar to McDonald's that does monopoly. And they raise a very legitimate concern with this, with the ad, which is during the ad, one of the kids, if you see in there, you're like, yes, I got you know, which never happens in the game. In fact, you know, you know, you're actually excited to get to one card. You meant to say it quickly, Like, you haven't won.

You're on the precipice of winning, but you're also now the biggest target in the go. So just a great observation that that's put that's that's when the need for a high point in the outweighs the practicalities of anyone that's ever played that game. Yes. The other thing you have, I like ads, you know, comparison. We quite like the industry because they're comparing

to people. If Medi Bank had gone down that path and one lady had jumped in and was smiling, would there have been another lady who didn't make it? He just followed into the top, face down, and the husband's like, God damn it, I was gambling. I was going to get insurance next year. I thought I could let it go one more year. Which you should never do. Maybe they filmed it and they went, this is not the case. The bank had the, I can't remember which bank had it was,

but it was like a bus shelter type ad. And it was like, it was just basically advertising, you know, use our app and you can transfer money. Which of course everyone does. to type ad and it was like, it was just basically advertising, you know, use our app and you can transfer money, which of course everyone does. But there was one, so this was the transfer money ad and it was like, behind every money transfer is a story.

And so it was like, and it was going to be like, we're here to help you create stories. And I thought, I know what you're going for there and I think it was a picture of like a, like a grandpa and a smiling granddaughter or something. Like, thanks God, I've got the birthday money. I went into my bank and looked at the description that you put in for the last three money transfers I got,

right, from friends, not making this up because you know when you put the money transfer, it was like behind every money transfer, it's not a story. It's just paying someone back for dinner or whatever. And if you're having dinner with Ryan, he didn't eat the rice. He don't judge it. It's a very specific slicing of the bill.

Literally, here's the last three money transfers I got, not like from friends, okay? So not including just like, you know, I did cut out the ones that are like Medi-Bat, like, you know, Medi- this, I did cut out the ones that are like, maybe back, like, you know, Medicare, you get through that. From, honestly, the last three descriptions. One, corruption, bribe. I was trying to get going to Vilta. Second one was, scam, scam, scam. Oh, that was one.

Dick Madison. That is great, sorry. That's what's behind every money transfer. Just a friend trying to get you caught by the authority for a $25 transfer. We welcome to the studio a very special young man, Blake, how are you? Yeah, I'm good, thanks. Thanks for having me. Like, this is exciting. I'm intrigued. Hey, Michelle's told me a little bit about this, but we've got a lot of bananas sitting in front of me.

We've got 30 bananas in front of you, Blake. Twenty-nine. Well, Darcy, eight one, yeah. But we, it was actually instructed to be our four-the-show. Yep. We ignored it. You have a special school relating to bananas. Yes.

Can I firstly say, do you ever take, because you work in a field, we should point out it's about peeling bananas, but you work in a field with a lot of monkeys, a monkey rehabilitation center, the banana cabana, primate rehabilitation center, I believe it is. Not quite, no. You've added a little bit to it. What's it called? The banana cabana primate sanctuary. There you go.

Rehabilitation. Well, if you happen to rehabilitate a few like a day, what an alcohol issue. What arms been done? Couple partying each other in the genitals, which doesn't, fortunately, happen in the primate world about their learning not to. So what's, how many monkeys?

It's about a reckon 35, I think. And that's where your skill comes from. You open your email with gusto and you close with gusto. So, what's the sanctuary for? What is it? We can't have them walk around the city. LAUGHTER Prison, I suppose.

Is that the word? No, it's not quite. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So, they can have a natural habitat. Yeah, I know, but so people go and visit it like. So, basically, the idea of it is kind of like an aged care facility for monkeys. So, we take different monkeys from circuses, other zoos, private ownership, research facilities, and we'll just take care of them until the day they die.

Give them a beautiful life. It's retirement. It's a retirement village for monkeys. That's awesome. That's great. And how does it run? Donations, government funding? Yeah, a little bit of that. Mostly just getting a few visitors in every now and then. And yeah, the owner just pays for a lot of stuff as well. That's nice. Because there's, you know, normally with retirement homes, like the family pays or you sell grandmothers and the people. Obviously, you know, monkeys aren't paying their own way.

So, just wondering, do you sponsor a monkey? Do you do that? No, no. And obviously, their kids don't really visit, which is not on the line of time. But you're a carpal, pull up, and... Oh, thought it'd be... Okay.

Okay, so the reason you have this skill is, you obviously caring for these Wonderful monkeys and you're in charge of feeding and even though I would have this would be a bit cliche You do in fact have a lot of bananas there. Yeah, so they actually bananas. Yeah, they enjoy them Wow, I mean, they it's kind of come from somewhere. Yeah, I would have to be a varied diet But it seems to be like pretty heavy on bananas. Oh, no, it's just usually in the afternoon We'll do an afternoon feed. So it'll be either bananas, peanuts, maybe like lentils and stuff like that. They do have a very, very, very time.

I thought they would. You can't just do bananas. Banana Zoro is a great treat. Yeah, I can. I'm monkeys. They love him. So you start your email by going, I've got the ability to peel a mind-boggling amount of bananas at once.

Well, that intrigues me. I've been working in a private sanctuary. You explain that. We give up bananas in the afternoon of bananas at once. Well, that intrigues me. I've been working in a primate, so actually you explain that. We give up bananas in the afternoon of home my skills. At the end, you say, I promise to amaze you with my skills. Now, we've had speed peeling on before. I don't know if you saw a last show last year, where a banana was peeled in under... Under a second, wasn't it?

Two seconds. Under two seconds. One, I think it was a 174 I think was a once one seventy four or something sort of in the one seventies fully peeled fully peeled nude banana that was I did get nervous that that would just fill your quota for banana special skills well we did for last year and then we clicked over to a new year but much like the international Olympic committee you go like well we yeah that's very fast hundred but my goodness, we have the steeple chase. We have all the field events.

We want to see a lot more banana events come to Hamish Andy. And now we've had speed, and I think that record will stand for a long time, but we haven't had volume. We sort of see this as, this is the, you know, the weightlifting equivalent, where we want to see a huge amount of bananas peeled before our very eyes.

So you're saying, when you say you peel them all at once, you can get a certain amount of an eye on your hand and in one motion peel multiple of them. Well, so I can crack them and get usually just the one line down the back and then they're just easy to pop out from there. How many seconds would it take you to peel five bananas? Well, I just get them all in the hand, crack them, couple seconds. You get it down and then I'll just pop right out. I would go and pop out there.

I would like to perform this if this works for you here by similar to the weight lifting at the Olympics where they come on and they're like, I'm going to, you know, clean and jerk one, six, two or something. And you know, it's not their best, but it's still a lot more than any of us could do. So you go, okay, that's good. And then we start ramping it up. We, and in I've had a chat and we think, you know, you promised to boggle our minds. Yeah. We feel it's going to be higher than eight. It's going to be probably that I'd be amazed at eight, but not mind boggled. Yeah. And 10 to 12 is where it gets mind boggling.

Yeah. Yeah. So would you like a warm up on eight or would you want to go come out like a weight lift? Cause that's true. Straight to 12. Sometimes they don't jump in until like 200. Well, you know, usually have the backstage. They're usually warming up. So I was referring to warm up with just five just to get it out of my mind. We'd love to see.

Why don't you do five just as straight like and that's an easy way. That's just to see where I'm at. Yeah. So we have to get the muscles working as last time when I was due to blow a finger or something. But let's make really clear on the rules then. Our minds will begin to get boggled at the 12 mark, at a dozen. And if he does a 12, he gets a coin.

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You just start at five C-R-R-MAT. These are a little bit larger than my usual bananas that we use I just say I bought these bananas. You say 30 bananas and space space And yeah, no, these are big bananas and that why are you? Yeah, I have been using you know smaller bananas in my training camp for this but Commiserations on the I-Bs. Yeah all the bananas in my training camp for this, but you know. You can use the right things on the IBs.

Yeah. I, I, I, I have got to tell you. So at 30 bananas at home last night, kids couldn't believe it. What are all these bananas for, dad? And I go, oh, it's for, you know, me and Andy's for the show tomorrow. And they're like, oh, what's going on the show?

So we can have a banana peel in competition. And it's my boy goes, why? And I went, well, there's a guy of things he can peel lots of bananas. And then Rudy, my daughter goes, so is he lying? I didn't think he's lying. And she goes, well, why did you say he thinks he can do that? But the kids are baffled by this. Yes. Then bringing the bananas into it, today I dropped the kids at school, bananas

riding up in the front seat. I parked slightly across someone's driveway. My normal park was occupied from the garage was being used. So my nose just inched across a driveway, but it's tight parking near the school. The guy comes out of a neighbouring probably, so not even his house, comes over and goes, I may, you know, his knocking on my window, in front of your car,

just a bit, he looks in the front seat, because I've waved on the window down the chat room. He goes, what's with all the bananas? Well, I'd actually on my way to a bit, he looks in the front seat, because I've weigh on the window down to chat room. He goes, what's with all the bananas? I said, well, I actually have my weight on banana, and he goes, fair to go. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, they made a guy that thinks he can peel all of these bananas, I was, he goes,

hey, you can't do that. That's what I'm off to, he goes, geez, he goes, we'll keep us in for, we'll have to use it to the podcast. So I gotta tell you, Karen and Boxer 30 bananas, it's got people chatting, you've got people chatting.

There's a lot of chat. There's a high out there. So, I'm glad they're here, I'm glad they've been put to good use. Let's see five get stripped. All righty, cool. Usually, I like to separate it from the pack. Sure, that's okay.

Yeah, you can prep the bananas. So I separate all. Yeah, so you want to be in a straight line. Maybe the strata like this actually does okay. Yeah, you can prep the bananas. So I separate all. So you want to be in a straight line. It actually does help a little bit. It helps a bit. So it's got five bananas all in a straight line. The technique changes as it gets bigger and this is kind of at the threshold of the of this kind of text. Five threshold. Yeah. Okay. And go. Yep. That's five. Yeah, that's five open at once. Yeah, that's five open at once. I mean, I didn't get the continuation, but that's usually how it goes. Pretty good. Yeah, yep, go.

Okay, it's not my best work, I always say. But it's still got three green lights from the judges, you're not back still. You're out in the back. What we saw is a, how would you describe it, him? A single one centimeter strip pulled down on all five bananas. One panel is ripped off the back of all of them.

They got cracked and then from there you pop them out. Yeah. Gotcha. So what we made it in describe probably there was, when bananas come in a bunch, they're like on top of each other layers. And like, it's a separate them all. So they're all next to each other.

Yeah. Get the tops, get the handful, and then rip, rip down. And it's about, really how much you can carry in your hand, isn't it? So we try. Bloody big, the nice one. Sorry mate. No, no, no, sorry.

Sorry, to me, they seem small bit. When you go to the Olympics. When you get to the Olympics, you can't complain about the way. Exactly. Well, you could, I mean. You'd be worried if an epic eye comes out, you know, from Russia going,

he's in big whites. What have you been keeping on? My coach says I'm a strong man in the world, I've never seen whites as big. Okay, now there's so many bananas here. Are we going for an 8? Are we going for an 8? So what is just for respect here? This is just to get in the game before we go for the championship peel.

Why are you stacking them all kind of like you're cradling them against your chest. So usually with the smaller ones, you're able to get them all lined up and you've almost got a kind of karate chopper and push in and bend. But with this one, I've kind of got to just try and... Have you done this style before

where they're behind each other and in front of each other? Yeah, and usually it's much harder. But, you know, I didn't come here for easy stuff. You can't even, I love the other two. I really do regret my intent. Eight bananas, he's tuning a grip around all their neck. Absolute white knuckleing, I can see. Here we go.

Commit, commit, believe, rip. It's to her rip. Yep, he's got a lot, he's got a lot, he's got a lot, just a few at the side, Couldn't be dead-beheaded. I'm not, I'm not amazed. Not more. Our minds remained unboggled. I feel like we can't go further.

I feel like we can't go to 12. How many was that about 6? I got 6. Yeah. You didn't get peeled. You can try 12. Do you want me to try 12? I mean, they do this in the Olympics as well. Like, oh,'t get peeled. You can try to hold you when you try to.

I mean, they do this in the Olympics as well. Well, that's true. Don't you fail three times at a weight, but you can also choose to just go up. Very similar to a high jump. You can just go, you can knock the bar off twice. Put it at 500 metres. Well, sir, might we recommend two metres first?

I'm feeling bouncy today. I feel like after knocking off the bar with my forehead, we're all lost. I've been looking at it now. I've never done a what to do. So I think we have to go with that rule. How many are you going to do? I reckon I can try for 10.

Yep. If you do 10, I'll be... You've been seeing how hard it was. Our minds will be bogged at 10, I reckon. Even where you've been as well, unless you've been sharking us. Yeah. Unless you've been hustling and you're like,

oh, it's so hard, and now you're gonna turn around and just stack these bananas so quickly. Well, I am gonna change the form. This is the form that I used for the 12th. Okay. It's all, it's got 10 bananas lined up. It's dangerous.

You can very much injure yourself doing this form. Oh, so just leaning over the edge. Now it's on a table. Yeah. I'm gonna have to try and... Now we've got 10 bananas, all with their heads balancing off the edge of a desk. He's gonna use his four arms of runnyzam

along all the bananas in their cradle. He's locking them down and now he's gonna... He's probably trying to run each other. He's not all the dogs. The Belarusian backhander, no one's ever attempted it for in the banana game. Here we go for 10 bananas, take the heads off Blake! They are not going!

They are. That is nice. Sometimes you shoot for greatness and you just don't even get caught. Ah, the citizen guy knows all about it. As they say in the song, yes, we have no bananas. Today, Blake, that did not. Taken a note, though. Yeah, we'll give you a taken a note.

Taken a note, though. Obviously, we can't give you any value whatsoever, particularly after what we're just saying, but you are welcome to attribute any value you want. Well, we appreciate it was the skill selection, the confidence to come in here and have a go. We understand that competition bananas were different to training bananas. And to interesting insight into retirement really, we've learned a lot about monkey retirement

villages and we've also opened up this skill to be topped if there's someone else that works at a primate retirement home, not rehabilitation centre. Your monkeys will learn their lessons. If someone else wants to come in, they think they can do it. The sports wide open. I'll tell the guy that lives near my children's school that it wasn't a go-ah. You could lie for that. You might lie, yeah. Yeah, there's no way he listens to the show,

so everyone's a winner. Except obviously you've taken it no-do. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. Hey, there's a lot of advantages to listening to this podcast. Obviously a dollar if you see us in the flesh, but that's a nice little financial bump. Yeah, but what we'll earn you more dollars down the road, you know, you know, teach you man to fish. If he eats for a year, give him a fish, he eats for a day. moves so they're not you man that he's teaching man that he's better than the fish Seval surrender its fish out of fear and that's what we hope to do with power moves You'll get the upper hand in all social situations

Got one here and oh when you're at fishing tell the ocean you better than fish The ocean will give you all its fish. Pretty good. Instagram power move. Oh, that's good. Yep. I ran this one past Beck, and she went, oh, that's good. She's more in the world. Lately, I've been noticing a few friends have been pinning photos on their Instagram.

Yep. Pinning a photo means that it'll stay at the top of their grid and be the first picture people see on their Instagram. Pining a photo means that it will stay at the top of their grid and be the first picture people see on their profile. I suspect people think this is a good picture of them. So simply comment, did you mean to pin this? LAUGHTER Right up there with the classic comment that works for any person you don't have to do this.

No, I'm not a post that doesn't work for. This ando, this comes in. We have had a bunch of these. And although it didn't come from our power moves section, this comes from David, said a little bit behind guys just listened to the chewy draggy episode. Later that same day, I was enjoying a couple of beers with some mates and then one of them suggested we do the old Mentos and Diet Coat treat. I was able to ask, do you think it would work with any other chewy draggy? Absolutely stunned.

They couldn't believe how much I knew about chewy braggies. Thank you for helping me pull off a successful power. Love it. Oh. When making toast in the morning, after making your toast, set the toaster to five. Your partner will come down, use the to for them burn their toast with an edible.

Works especially well and there's only two slices of bread left. And it comes in from Anna. This is a power move done to me by my four year old daughter. She said, it's so simple. I can't believe that you've never had it before. I don't think we have. But it works very well on the grown-up world. When someone's speaking excitedly about something, make eye contact with someone else in the group and say, here we go again. The speaker will feel like they're excited. It's not only shameful, but also something that's discussed when they're not around. This one, they are.

An office situation or university-based power move. You and I have probably never been in this situation, him. I like having specific ones. Often when you're part of a multiple presenter presentation, so I think in his office work, there's a larger project going on and then they'll go, you know, Hamish will talk to this bit, Jack will talk to this bit. Make sure you're not first, but when you get up, say, trying to put a bit of razzle dazzle back into this puzzle. Uh, very tall. Ha ha. How particular are you about your toilet paper, him?

Not too particular, as long as it's two plus ply. Yeah, I wouldn't, I don't think I'd be okay with one ply. We are a quilton family. This is not an endorsement thing. I just find, if you see in the corrugated ones, some of the corrugated toilet papers? I haven't kitchen paper, but I don't think I've, I've answered the ripple to a toilet paper that's corrugated. Why better? I don't think I think it breaks off.

Doesn't it depend which way the corrugations go? Because one way would smooth through it and the other way would pick it up on the ripples. Three and a half to turn it on and start. That's what I mean. You go to make sure the ripples. I've turned it on its side. That's what I mean. You have to make sure the ripples go in the right way. Yes. Well, I did my research on it.

I'm a quilting. It's because it's high amount of ply count. How many ply? Four. So you only get a hundred. Oh, my God. So four plyals. There'd be enough baili enough for it to wrap around once.

I can't remember the whole thing's ply. I can't remember the exact quantities, but you're getting about 40 less squares in the same size role. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good, the thickness. Yeah, because it's the luckspotting. Beck the other day bought home a Quilton King toilet paper,

which I was like, this is a never seen before. And it was just a slightly bigger like as in wet wider yes You need wider I don't think I need wider, but it was slightly wider right and and it's an increase your accuracy Yeah, I mean all you're doing all the width of the papers doing is is like you know It's giving you some safety margins side if you can't get the job done with the normal,

which you've made a mess. You're my boy. Must eat more fiber. Because that should be across that level of surface area. So I may break off two squares fold. This is the thing, yeah. You're more of a... You...

Wait, wait, wait. You can go with two squares. That shows how much ply there is. Guess what? I only need one. You're kidding. That's, I wouldn't be surprised Jack. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not kidding. I think the right amount of for this toilet paper is one square and I know and it feels risky. It feels like I'm living in. It feels like I'm living in. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we go into Andy's house and he has a small pair of nails scissors on a chain like at a bank next to the paper. So he's now cutting in half square. The fun for efficiency will continue. He like the next way is that any other mouth like,

man, don't believe in perforation. That's the size they want. You can get away with less than that. I just, I though one of the put to you guys is, did you think we'd ever be in a world where you'd be, have the confidence to use what's one square and it didn't happen first time. It was actually about five or six goes in. I'm like, I think this does too much. So the time you double over king size four, it would feel like you had a sponge in your hand. Exactly. And so I'm just, I think this too is too much. So the time you double over king size four ply, it would feel like you had a sponge in here. Exactly. And so I'm just, I'm rocking one square and it feels crazy.

In that case, it feels right. It's actually not that push because with regular toilet paper that I'm using, I'm folding four or five times. So my toilet is going to have you apply. Yeah, that's the thing. And I'm not, I'm never thinking about, I never think about the amount of squares.

I know if the baby hits the floor, I've rolled too much. But I didn't know why. Yeah, no idea what's going on with the number of squares. Here's a question. Will we ever live in a world? Perhaps we do already. With his five or six ply. Well, I think not.

I just feel like it's going to be easier to do. Yeah, but no, they said after the first iPhone everyone thought that was it. Yeah, but it's now because it says a certain amount of ply that gets you to a cardboard where you need it to be. Yeah, because it's a deep paper to bend. The paper to bend because if it doesn't bend, you know, it's still bending at five ply.

Yes, I mean, really we've just heard someone talk about eight ply here because you're folding four ply back on itself. And I found that problematic. So you're right, maybe five or six ply. Five or six ply. I mean, the market is there. Thank you. I'm not saying I think this should be the next Hamish and Andy product, although not

bad. Lost touch and in touch, toilet paper. One ploy. One ploy. One ploy. Common man. Common man, shit tickets, versus six-ply, lost touch, in-prostile, super-wipe sponges. Let's think about that. Yeah. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week.

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