Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 221

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

1. Who has the best 'Hmmm'? 2. Lost bird 3. Car lights etiquette  4. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 

A least-knife production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi-tiny Jockey, Hamish. And thank you for giving me your seat. I will ride her well.

Him, him, him well. Ahoi to me, Greeney. Jack, okay. Any clues? On the driver. Is it the horse related? No, not horse related. Yeah, because I thought if it was horse related,

maybe the Greeneie is the grass. And I've really been demoted this time. Oh, yeah. Could we think of a name for you? No, we've been the horse person. We are all humans as part of an important team doing late life-saving stuff. Greenie, jockey, and what are you getting?

Driver. Driver. Oh, we, uh, ambulance. And a paramedics. He's got it. Really? My brother's a paramedic and what are you getting? Driver. Driver. Oh, we, uh, amputated paramedics. He's got it. Oh, really? My brother's a paramedic and he didn't even know that. The jockey. Might be a trainee, jockey.

The jockey, the lead paramedic running the job. That's you, Ham. You're the lead running the job. I'm the driver. Secondary paramedic, assisting the jockey and driving to the hospital. Right. Greeny, a student observing. LAUGHTER Is it, do you reckon it's green because, you know, you, you

green, you do it? Yeah, not because they wear the green suits. Oh. Is it, you know, some paramedics wear green suits and, no, no, no, I think it'd be more like you're green to the job. Yeah, yeah, hence. Don't tell you about our friend, Magic Mike, who is also does life-saving at Bondi.

Yeah. Do I, do I think there's a story about the blues and the yellows, like the different? Because I'd never realized this before. That's a surf life, say. Yeah, when you become a surf life saver, you get, so, Mike's a yellow, which is a volunteer surf life saver. So, you know, you go to the course, you do your bronce, and all that. And, but then the blues, the guys on Bondi rescue, they're the professional life saver.

So, they're getting paid. They get paid. And that's like their full-time job if you're a blue. Now I think you start as a yellow, of course, like everyone does. And then if you like, this is the life for me, you want to be a hop-o or whatever, you then might do a series of things.

And it's like getting like in the special forces, like then you're a blue. Okay. Mike was out in the surf, right, on the long boards having like a training morning or whatever. Yep. And like on those, those the knee boards, they paddle out on bono rescue.

He got concussed, right? Because he was out there. He was just fresh to being a yellow. Oh, right. He's out there with a bunch of other yellows. And a wave hit the front of the board. Well, a wave was coming in and Mike was like, he could see the waves rolling in.

And the guy he was with is a really experienced surfer. And he was like, I feel like this wave is a baddie. But this other guy seems okay with it. And I don't want to be the guy that squeals because this guy is in the surf all the time. Anyway, the surfer turns around right last minute and goes, oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that's a bad one.

Mike kind of got in the right position and whatever the other guy's board shot off clunked Mike in the head. Oh, the bluey's board hit yellow. No, they're all yellows out there. Oh, they're all yellows, right? And so I go to Mike, what happened? And everyone's like, oh, he's been clunked.

The yellows are like, I said, what, you know, you're likely you're out there with like eight yellows. Yeah. What do you do? Honestly, the first thing someone said was, get a blue. Yeah. Ah.

Ah. Yeah. Yeah, that's easy to say, Ronald. Get a blue, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, Alright boys, James from the UK here. You will never guess what has just happened. So, the stop to the El Petrol station, you guys are calling the servo, out on the way out from work.

Fancy myself some jelly beans. And we've got a brand over in the UK called Candy King. It picks up a little pot of Candy Kings. Uh oh. Crazy flavored jelly beans, underneath that fruit flavored draggy. Unreal. I can't believe it. Spot it.

Fruit flavored draggy I thought. I've got to tell Hameys and Andy about this. Anyways, much love. What a legend. So glad you did. What a legend and a very global draggy watch. Yeah, yeah, keep those coming. You've decided draggy.

If you could be bothered. So, jelly-beam is a fruit flavoured Draggy. Candy-en, overloid type candy. Wouldn't, perhaps I'd be keen to get the details on this, but perhaps less bean-shaped than normal. They might be more of a pellet shape. No, apparently Draggy's anything that's got to have overloid.

Hard crust, soft drinks are. Soft to her interior. I'm not saying this is pressing business, but if someone felt like doing a denierous sort of mean mother of dragis, this is what I imagine. For a while, the parent company of the radio station and the podcast session had what was known as the Gosphon Memes Centre. Yes, that's right.

I think in the early days ofd Memes Centre. Yes, that's what you're saying. Right. I think in the early days of trying to produce online digital content, there was a Gospherd Memes Centre. This is I imagine the sun, tip of the day, the constant. No, we don't. It was a... We said to us as the Gospherd Memes Centre. Like you even did staff-wide presentations,

we're like, oh, the stuff coming out of Gospherd at the moment is top-notch. Yeah, and then it's like, So you started trying to do some memes. That's when you were doing Simpson's memes. Yeah, but I wasn't part of the Gosford... No, no, no, Jack was freelance freelancing. He was hoping to get noticed by Gosford. I don't think they were hiring at the time.

But this is what I imagine a morning meeting could be like in Gosford. At the Gosford meme send, it's just going, look, truly dragies are getting a lot of buzz moment. Absolutely. Is there something Game of Thrones you drag and strike the gays? You guys work it out. There's definitely a meme in there, let us know what you get.

So if anyone is coming in, yes. I mean, if we get one from the GMC itself, that would be huge, but it could be from anywhere. Hey, when I'm not listening to this podcast, there's others I'll trial. If I'm up to date on this one, and we obviously recommend everyone going back to the start. I've noticed though across a lot of different podcasts that have experts on, the podcast, they're the host. I think there's a direct correlation with how good their

is to how successful their pot is. Now,'m not a good yeah you would need if you're someone that has a guess that talks a lot. People like having good just to let the audience know you're still there. Yes my pick of them all is the New York Times, the Daily Michael LaBarros, much if you ever heard him and he talks about a different topic in the day. No, go, if you've got a sample of his, got four of my favorites. No. Because there's a variety of different,

mhm, that he can do. And I think he's top of the class when it comes to this. So for any young budding podcasters that want to be measured on how much they're listening to important facts, he's the benchmark. This is an example of Michael O'Borrow. I would argue kind of a surprise that they're legal and political success in getting it through and getting such widespread acceptance to it. That's his normal one. That's his running of meal. That's even pushing a single.

That's higher than I thought it was going to be. But it's nice. It keeps the energy up. Sort of a tenor. But then he's got a lot more strings to his bow. Have a listen to this one. You know, it just doesn't resonate. And so he goes to voters and he wins reelection. Hmm. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So that's really how it is. When it's really pensive, it gets longer. He also doesn't like that one. What's that one? Hang on. What is that one saying? Is that one saying, I agree with you good point? Or is that one saying, agree to disagree, but we're out of time?

No, that one, he very, really will disagree because he's getting experts on to tell him what's going down. So that was him saying, that was in good point. I didn't think of that. Yeah, I thought of that. Oh, wow. Oh, gosh. Different perspective.

Sometimes he'll hold off a pause. To me, sometimes I think too long, but I'll show you a bit of his voice. Is this unedited? This is a real pause. This is a real pause. The attorney general turns around and fires that. Hmm.

That's too long. And it was the same as Paul. Not edited. Not edited. So, do you think he could be eating? Sometimes I pour a little bit on out when you're eating out. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I suspect that's why they put music in that bit. When they were listening back to it, they went, That's too long. He, he, he, he, he, yeah. He goes outside and gets a coffee and he'll go back. Then he's got, then you've got a quicker one.

He's got another one and he's probably a more upbeat quicker one in his repertoire. Limit the growth for 10 years at 1% for those programs going forward, which would amount to, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know. That's pleasantly surprising, isn't it? Yeah. So, it's funny to That's pleasantly surprising. It's funny to be so pleasantly surprised

by a 1% limit of to 10-year growth. I guess not a very exciting thing to be surprised by, but it's good. So what I thought I'd like to do today is a competition between us three to say if Michael DeBarrer was to end up finishing up at the New York Times and the daily, which one of us would be the perfect candidate to go straight in.

Great. Hang on a sec. Couple of questions here. Are we trying to be Michael Libaro? No, we try to bring our own style because I would like to audition as me. Yeah, I want to bring my own style to the podcast. And it will be very different to Michael Libaro. Exactly.

Anytime someone replaces someone, you can't have a clone. You don't have a clone. No, you're serving 10. Very different to Michael Lebar. Exactly. Anytime someone replaces someone, you can't have a clone. You don't have a clone. You have no. You're serving 10 very different Akashi. Yeah, exactly. You've got hair flinted. And none's done. No glasses.

So it's the kind of sharp stuff the network would have been saying. Is they excitedly pointed back and forth between the two pictures to show why they're different? back and forth between the two pictures to show why they're different. Different cheekbone structure. Yes, yes, yes, more, more. Who has got another one? I color. Oh, they're pretty.

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Thank you very much for joining us today. I know you could give a lot of investing advice and a lot of different important radio stations are doing us Is a real is a real could be this could be the biggest do you ever given though? Yes got because No, you're My I said you like I said get some more boring in Scott Well, we're actually the treasure of Australia. It's to be clear here, it's got your Pippin, where Jordan is? Yeah, you're right.

Titch and quietly. Scotty Pippin's, yeah, no, no, I don't know. On the bloke who used to be Scotty Pippin before he was Scotty Pippin a couple of years early, I'm not in place. Okay, so we'll do the dunks. I've briefed Scott very clearly. I don't know what he's going to say, but I'm going to hand a question each to you guys. Mandane questions because this is not about the question. It's about how you respond to the answers.

Our response to Scott's answer. Maybe we'll start with Jack. I'll pass you a question. And then Scott knows he's going to give you one sentence, and then you might be able to vibe out whatever you want. And then he's going to be a closing sentence. There'll be, we think you'll predict there'll be two moments for a game and champion. And then I mean, I'll stick out of it and then we'll

come in and we'll all fairly assess how Jack's gone. Jack, good luck. Thank you. My instinct is you'll overthink it, but I was feeling very relaxed mentally. Let's jump into it and Jack, you will have the first question of a past or a few. Scott, will Australia run out of money? You know, it's not very likely, as long as the government doesn't really, really screw things up. But you never know, the Treasury has not exactly hold the purse strings too tightly, so we wouldn't rule it out. Just not very likely. Mm-hmm. What happened? It didn't match. It didn't match.

And why didn't it match Jack? Why didn't it match? It's a lot of the worst thing. It's you either thought it. It's someone who placed him. Look, he had different person. So it was just playing Santa Fe. Um, he had different person than you. Someone who's playing sound effects.

Scott, you were tremendous. We haven't heard of all yet. So, hey, I'm doing a next door. Okay, here we go. Okay. You've got your question there. Good luck. Scott, how are the government government stop interest rate rises? Oh, I miss you.

That would assume the government wants to actually take some serious action. I don't know if you've been spending any time watching Canberra recently. The treasure is not doing all that much. Now, of course, if you wanted to do something, you do plenty. There's lots of things you could do with taxes and spending. In fact, just pointing at the A-Gabner saying, it's all his fault. It's not going to work particularly well. I don't sense though, he really wants to grasp this one by the nail.

Mm-hmm. That's right. That's it. It was good. It was good. It was good. It was good. I was confident. I was too. I was too. I was too. I was too in chuckles into... I was getting a runoff. I felt that Hayne wasn't quite sure whether he's lost, how he's lost what was going to come out,

but he did recover. I thought it was a slight stumble, but then it was like, I just got going. And then I course corrected from there. Yeah, but very, he's first one. I was very good here. Oh, I thought he's first one was too serious.

Is that, is if you heard of some sort of bombshell that wasn't really a bombshell? Well, sorry, Jack. I care about the impact the interest rate rises has on regular Australian. So do I. I mean, I'm lib-kill, sorry. I'm like you wanted to pre-flip and, hmm.

Mm-hmm. Well, if we were using downhill, Olympic downhill skiing as a rule, Hamish would now get this seat in the first place, and then you would have to be shuffled down the second. And still on the podium there, Jack? Yes. Let's see how Amber goes. All right, I've got my question here.

What are some of the current trends in interest rates? Well, unfortunately guys, we know that going up and continuing to go up. There's no real change there. This is going to get much, much worse before it gets any better. The good news is that eventually things will turn around. Once the RBA has its way with inflation, we'll hopefully start with the reduced interest rates.

And we're all crossing our fingers that happens sooner rather than later. Hmm. I'll say, I'll give him this. Andy puts his whole body into it. and we're all crossing our fingers that that happens sooner rather than later. Hmm. I'll say, I'll give him this. Andy puts his whole body into it. Yeah. But I also think, I also think, and Jack, I don't know what it looked like from where you sat. The, as soon as Andy realized that the cadence of that answer

was a bad news, good news. Yeah. And he was exactly the boy who was going to play play he was like watching a tennis match where he just knew where the ball was going. He ran to the corner and waited for it. Yes. And you could just see the gleamie's eyes going. There's just tops top spin smash. Yeah. It's like Scott hit me one on the left side that hit me one on the right side. Yeah. This is the real nice rally. I feel nervous that I overregged the excitement of the second one, but that's like,

I was wide-eyed, I smashed it out too. Yeah, and I think he might have. And I would look at it was right on the line, because I think your face lit up. Yeah, I was, I know what I'm going to do. I know the noise I'm going to do. I know the noise I'm going to do. I feel like I'm in a game. I feel like I'm probably the closest. Oh, now you've

impressed me. Oh, okay. And natural talent. Why did thank you. Thank you, man. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Yeah, Sandy just popping back in here. I've just been told it's Michael Babaro, not Michael Lobaro. If anyone has listened to the Daily, they've known that he doesn't really enunciate it that well at the top of the show, so 50% blamed him, actually 90% blamed him,

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What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? I'm going to ask you this. You two dogs still as much loved those since kid came on. I hate to say it, but they kind of do take a secondary position. It seems that way. We have not heard about being over about species. Visual favoritism. It's weird. It's almost like genetically. There is another animal that we're biologically designed to be particular. But the love is still there, no doubt.

Let me ask you this. Do you guys think all pets could be loved equally? No. No way. Which is the word. All pets now you're talking about it. You know, all the way down to the Hermit Crab. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we know Andy's dabbled in. Danny's dabbled in the small brand. Yeah. Andy's had very unemotional bets. Fish, him, at crabs. Frog rocks.

Did you, do you know the story about the hemacrab? No, no, no. Years and years ago. 20 years ago. My girlfriend at the time really wants to get a dog. Yep. I said, no, she then suggested she bought a crab for me. Herme a crab to like see how to be fun to care for something.

One day, this is again like like a repeating pattern, Andy. Yeah, he's in this hell. The negotiation. He's in this hell back for the fish into the live. The fish was called fighter. Andy is such a good negotiator that he pegs the conversation so far away from the desired outcome,

that they think a fish is a win. It's all incurring. And it's in that book, never split the difference. Pretty one that's thinking of dating Andy. I recommend you read it. Hermi, the Herbert Crab. One day, just was nude. We walked in and came.

Trying to get your attention back. Do we have anything more affection? I will. I really knew. I really did. Well, they do that. They outgrow the shell, but then you've got to give them a bigger shell to go into.

Yes. And we do have big shells. That's not an excuse, by the way, if you get caught at the MCG waiting back in. I simply outrew my shell. I thought there was a better shell on the other side of the ground. And I know that, I don't know whether the emotions of a hermit crab, but it did seem embarrassed. Like it looked to me a little embarrassed. I think they are most crabs do look in that shell, I don't know whether the emotions of a hermit crab, but it did seem embarrassed. Like it looked to me a little embarrassed. I think they are most crabs do look in bad.

It's shy, don't they? So they think about it. They're kind of hunched. What had happened? Because then it didn't find another cell, and passed away. Well, who's always that? I mean, you set the enclosure you live in. No, you say what?

Then I read it. Talking about matchboxes. I went to the vet and said, well, the aquariums. What's happened here? Because we did everything he said. And we had crawled up into Newsh... We had various size shells. So if he was that great.

He crawled up into Newshel, New Home. Right. But crawled up with his old home on his back. Idiot. And Stark got his new home... He's still old home. Stark's back. He did. And start got got his new home. The old home start the new home. Then we did know what to do. So left, but it closed off.

New home and old home. And that see that's the point. And that's like that's actually a bit of a, you know, in today's property market. You go that is why you, you know, you are better to sell the old place. Get that done then buy the new home. It's either you're doing rather than try to bridge it. That's what you're trying to do. You're trying to get a new home and keep the old one

and you can get squeeze with bridging finance or interest rates. It's a good metaphor for greediness, isn't it? Because he tried to keep you small home and get these big homes in the back. That's it. And then so there was a huge mention, another shell, which we were expecting him to grow into down the track.

And he would have gone to check that out, but he couldn't, it wasn't big enough to have that in his back. Sorry, we weren't, I wasn't, I mean, he's talking about the hemicrums. What level, this is going to sound rough, but I, I, I totally love, you know, haven't had a dog, but get the dog world. Cap, Cap fan. The bird, birds as pets. I've never got the bird people. And the reason I bring up bird people is in our neighborhood at the moment, there's a lost bird and there's posters. And the bird's name's Diane. What type of bird? Well, it's not even a great picture. It's like, it's a cage bird. I would say like a lorricade parrot sort of thing. It's not a great, it's not a huge exotic bird, but he might have a question for the bird poster.

Like, Diane's gone. Yeah, yeah. Like birds can, she, if she's flying away, she ain't coming back. And no one on the streets getting flew the coast. You know, like, I understand the dog poster, or the cat poster. There's a chance, there's a land-based animal. You're asking humans land-based mammals to help catch another animal. Yep. We can catch land-based animals. We stand a chance.

If it's a rabbit, it's a dog as a cat. Like, that's a mammal on mammal land-based. It's fair. We're not getting the bird. The bird is gone. You let it out. And Diane doesn't want to come back. Because if she did, she'd have come back.

And she's equipped with an amazing getaway to this strategy, which is to fly away. And they just got seeds. There's plenty of seeds out there. Yeah, there's some seeds. There'll be some. Here is the legitimately crazy thing. Because we live near, like,

and like some national park land in Sydney. And there's lots of rainbow, I don't know what they are, but like rainbow birds. Tons, like at sunset, there's like, you know, 50. And Diane looks a lot like one of them. Now, do you know what I mean? You don't encounter that with a lost cat. You don't look at the windows,

you heard a 50 cat, and I'm like, well, gee, I wonder if it's the mittens is one of those. So I'm looking at the tree going, any one of you could be Diane. And I'm not getting up the tree and asking you will individually. Diane, sorry, are you Diane? Well, that's how you mean I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to. I'm going to be. I single car and truck. I don't think they do what you're, they wouldn't have caught a hand, they wouldn't have

caught a hand. She is out of there. Yeah. And you can't do that to every lorike either. You can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike.

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I can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike. I can't touch every lorike. recently domesticated. What blew me away was on the slip on the telegraph pole near our house. Two phone numbers have been taken. And I went, I don't, I reckon that's the person that put it up to show... Yes, you just show like, oh look, we're all trying to find a guy in the ground as well. Yeah, it's like when buses put their own money in this suitcase. Just to get a bit of an engine going on the hunt for Diane. LAUGHTER MUSIC I've been persecuted by you two before.

Ah, right, Jack, a persecution. LAUGHTER Now he's requesting them. With regards to my light etiquette, in my car, when I was trying to warn someone that a speed camera's coming up. I was going, you're a flash, flash,

and you thought that was too slow. Oh, I do remember this now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need to go. Bip, bip, double tap. Yeah. And you even just one, even just one. Yep. You definitely won that round.

People were overwhelmingly in your camp and I've changed my ways. That's why I come to you both with a new flash based car etiquette question that I'm unsure that I'm doing it right. What are you guys doing? Honestly, probably not. You don't have great history.

What are you guys doing when someone doesn't have their lights on at night? I think you can get away with the same thing. Flash flash in quick succession. But then that's why I'm jumping in. They're going to think that's a speed camera. If you think this is tricky. If you're so sure, now you've got two things for the same for no, but I think it's a situation. I think it's sort of like how you can like learn a word in in Mandarin and it means five different things to,

totally. So, yes. I think it part, the onus is on the driver who gets flashed. When I get flashed, I think, okay, what about the list of things this could be? Speed camera, life police or I'd better check if my own lights are on. Uh-huh, my own lights are on.

I don't think people do, this is the tricking question Andy. I've been through Jack's checklist, that's true. Yeah, you're acting like a pilot in the 1920s. I think he's in flight checklist. But I don't think people, the tricking thing about your question is Andy, is you're dealing with someone that is, if I may, arrogant. And they're not going to introspect the whole,

the kind of person that gets in the current doesn't turn their lights on. back the whole the kind of person that gets in the current doesn't turn their lights on they're not the kind of person that would identify themselves as the first problem honestly they they thought they thought it was on auto perhaps if they look very nice and not for me with this feature eyes simply have a lantern at the front of my car so I could always see clearly if it's night time. This is what I've been doing. Can I just say, do you know what's so common?

I want to disagree with Hamish. I don't think people driving around with that their lights on is due to arrogance. I think it's just a mistake. You just forgot to flick them off. No, I just think it's that. I just think it's a, sometimes it can be an attitude of like, oh, you know, I couldn't possibly have made a mistake. I mean, it's a simple thing. If you, if it's someone it's a, sometimes it can be an attitude of like, oh, you know, I couldn't possibly have made a mistake.

I mean, it's a simple thing. If you, if it's someone else's car, I will say that sometimes the dash lights up and the lights are on. I think that should be outlawed like is a given. There are some cars on the street. It should be linked. There should be linked. There are some cars you can get in at night

and the dash fully lights up like you've got your lights on but the outside lights are on. I think that's every car. What is the point of that feature? I think that's every car. Well, every car the dash lights up. like you've got your lights on, but the outside lights are on. What is the point of that feature? I think that's every car. Well, every car the dash lights are. Don't let that happen. Don't let that just know.

I kind of know. You don't need the dash lit up during the day. And then when it's nighttime, don't have a trick where the dash lights up and you think the lights are on. True, but in the interim, what are we going to do? Well, we ought to be in a perfect risk. Now it's a bigger problem. He's what I actually do for people. Do you want are we going to do? Well, we're going to be in your car. Now it's a bigger problem. He's one of them actually.

He's the one I've been doing. Do you want to know what I do? I don't even do a flash. I actually do, I wind down my window and try and do this with my hands. I do that. Your lights, your lights. Because I think people driving around their lights

have a so oblivious to what's going on. Yes. They think everything's fine. And you go, you're actually a stealth missile, mate. If the person is in front of me and I'm tailing them, accidentally, I'm going in the same direction. That sounds like you're following them home. That sounds like you found something that you think is a weak target because they're

like. I'll flash them and then do what you're doing, which is the open hand, close hand and pull that. They can't see that. They're moving. Your headlights are in their eyes. As a car comes towards me, I don't think you have time. You don't have time.

I usually do it in the like windscreen. I'm trying to get their attention. So you have almost no time to react. I go like this. Off on. Off. Oh, it's not milk, no. No, Cali's coming.

Off on. Indicator, it's like a cheat code on mech. Yeah. Indicator ride, Indicator left. Jump, jump, Kelly, I'm flying. Indicator, it's like a cheat code on Maccala. Yeah, it's like indicator ride, indicator left, jump, jump, down, select, menu, start, start on the machine. Yeah, bottom model combat. Reservoir machine, you've got high beams of 24 or 7. Yeah, talk about going through your checklist.

When Andy passes you, you have to get your cheat sheet out to go like, okay, what is this? One quick, one slow, slow. If you quick, but he winked, but he also, the enemy appease of paper that said help me, but he said, one slow, slow, quick. But he winked. But he also, the enemy appease a paper that said, help me. But he said, I'm fine to my face. Okay. How about I suggest this then?

We are, we are create, we create. A lot of people listen to this show and it can permutate out. Okay. Let's start the movement. If it is a speed camera, we all agree with... Like, not a full... Not a full... Sorry, that sounds like a tune in the form. No it is a speed camera, we all agree with... Like a... Not a full... Sorry, that sounds like a tune. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What's with the song? What's with the song? Is this because you learned music at high school?

It's a doeshyo. And also, there's a period there where you know, when you go off and then that big pause, now you're driving with that your life. I'll just go off on. That doesn't mean anything. The other one you're doing high beams, right? You're doing flash, you're doing on off your, you're doing high beams. Just go off on. Because if it's that night,

your lights are already on. So when you go off on, that's telling someone, that's giving them a sneak peek of like, hey, isn't this weird to see a car with no lights? That's what idiot, that's you. But they could go, what I'm seeing thinking is they're going, oh, glitch. Oh no, message.

I've never thought a glitch. A glitch. A glitch. Client, certainly it reinforces the idea. If you like, did I see that? Well, that's drawn my attention. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. I just do green messages. It doesn't go green, start flashing green. You can be like, this is in English. We really main green. You just gotta get, you gotta move a little faster out there and don't you gotta be doing warning messages. You gotta see something, do something.

So although with traffic light system, they do give you a warning system for red light. That's what yellow's whole job is. Yeah, that's a slide out. So you think, just off on, that'll do that quickly. It's it's enough to get we're gets your attention the point is getting in their head. If we can ask people to go if you see something on the roads try not to make your first thought is that a glitch. That was a lot of that problem. If you see something on the road it means something okay if you get an off on

check your lights because there's a chance if you saw an off-on that you're the culprit. You're right. It doesn't need to be off-on. Oh. Oh, that feels good though. Oh, no. It's on. Off, off, off, off, off, off. Off, off, off, off, off, off.

LAUGHTER Hey, there's been a little bit of water under the bridge, so it's time to do this again. It's been a while since I've bought about Wendell Sailor. Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen them. And when you and I both looked at each other and realized that we usually pre-organized as an interactive movement, you know what I was about to do. I went with Wendell Sala in a panic. You know what I was about to go for?

Walt Disney. Which is, we think about him. Both genius and terrible. I would say you think about Disney a lot, though company. Yes. I don't know if you think about Walt these days. You were giving us an analogy the other day About I don't think Walt Disney while he was making mouse. I can't remember the what we're talking about But I did mention it. I know I think about Walt, but I was trying to get you

Walt a white I haven't thought about it for a while I haven't thought about it for a while. Fair enough. Anyway, this game, people have been emailing at www.hamishnelly.com. That is our traditional mode of correspondence, but you can pick any of the pipes. Follow www.hamishnelly.com, follow www.hamishnelly.com Instagram or Twitter or TikTok or whatever.

TikTok or whatever. But these people are gonna come to us. We are now halfway through the year, pretty much, Ham. And if we haven't thought about this person this year, they win a hat, what hats are available. And I'm pleased to say that the haul is good today. We have got two versions of Cauteroy hat. I like a Cauteroy hat. The first is a, well, it's not an olive grain, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a moss grain. It's a Sicilian olive grain. If you, if you know, you're olive trees, certainly not a calamata. Yes, that's true. But it's a Sicilian olive, it's a, yeah, mossy grain. If you know the difference, must be nice.

Well, I'm going to see them at the supermarket, maybe you're in an eye-pine. Sadly, you've known that week's list. So it is a supermarket item, therefore, common man. The green is a four quarter-way hat. It's got that sort of the strap and the brass buckle at the back. So the brass must be very nice. And this is from the good-focut Daniel Murfies wine and liquor merchants. So it's the Dan Murfies hat and you can see that they've taken a little bit of their

profit that they made during COVID times where everybody went and drank their heads off, and they've put it on a hat. And I don't think Dan would mind me revealing the secret here. They sell the booze for more, and they buy it. And they keep the difference. They do. And at the end of the year, they scrape together all that difference and they go, and they minor salary, they work as wages and rent, but they do, they still have some hefty difference.

Yep. And they're able to splurge on some hats. Well done. Just spread the word of Dan and therefore get more difference next year. So the cycle just keeps reinforcing itself. That's not about hat. And another corduroy hat. This is a rusty,

I was gonna say terracotta, but it's not quite. Sort of a rusty orange, isn't it? Like if you were to spill Sicilian olive brine on a non-staylor steel, come back the next day. You've got yourself a rusted piece of metal. And you'd have the color of this hat, which is the home of the big Yorkie, Forrestus.

Forrestus, don't know what that is. This is a promotional hat for the big Yorkie. What's the big Yorkie? Yorkshire Pie? Okay, God. On the back, here's a clue, Andy. Just quickly though, is there, is there, this is a fine accord? Isn't it?

It's a thinnigage. Thinnigage. It's a thinnigage. But some might, some of them might like that, because you actually get more ripples, perhaps. Yeah, yeah. And the cloth isn't the full brass buckle, it's more of a loop on the back.

But it does still seem to be some. If forest is home of the big yorky, Applejack, what does that mean? There's a little logo on that. I think forest is a pub, isn't it? And sorry, hills. And Sydney. Sydney.

So what's the big yorky? I think the big yorky. Is it a york shoe pie? It's a big york shoe pie. Yeah, it's a big york shoe pie. Yeah, what's the big Yorkie? I think the big Yorkie. Is it a Yorkshire pie? It's a big Yorkshire pie. Yeah, yeah. It's a Yorkshire pudding. Okay, and then they've got Apple jacks on the back in a carat with this like a little logo could be a drink. Could just be the people that make the hat.

Look, this is a solid hat. Oh, the good hat. That's a solid hat. I think it's better. I actually think it's better. It's a bit more collectible because there's only one of those pubs. Bad news for, I bought in the hat that I got accused of in Andy Cytings of not passing on from cheeky monkey,

one of our favorite cafes in Melbourne. Bad news for them, because normally this would be a superior hat. These are a good hats, it's a banana peel on the front, that's their logo. Dad slash hat, concrete gray, pretty Yeah. Concrete grade. Pretty worn. It has been worn. That's been worn for over a year. And anyway, I bought it in.

Bad day for this hat. Now terrible. This whatever air master is. Air master established in 1988. And okay, let me look it up. I guess here conditioning jack. What you want to have a guess at what Airmaster is. So I'll say it's refrigeration or like this.

So I've got a compression tool. They're celebrating 30 years from humble beginnings. They've certainly got a humble hat. Well, they've got, they've tried to go for a lot because it's actually that sort of like, it's like an athletic mesh weave. It's a completely fitted hat like a, like a, like a baseball situation.

It's an award-winning building services company according to their website. Really? Not what I would have thought AMAZED would provide, but that's okay. And so it's like a really, it's a, it probably ticks a lot of optional extras when they're the promotional hat website. But again, as we always say with this, was it worth it? Just because you spec your hat out as hard as you can, doesn't mean that's going to please hat fans.

It's sort of like when Homer Simpson made the car. Just putting everything on it that a car can do, you know, isn't going to make a millionaire. In fact, it could bankrupt her. Yeah. All right, you got the MRster, the big Yorkie foresters pub. My foot. And Dan Murphy's hat, or steel and his favorite hat, that he illegally took at Orr, Steele Andy's favorite house,

that he illegally took from the cafe, promising to give it away on this segment, and instead house it on his own head, kept stalling good, got there a safekeeping. Can plain view of everyone. Teagan, how do you? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh No need good stuff to have a lot of good hats on offer today for tell us all we don't know can you produce somebody that we haven't thought of all year? I think so. I am thinking of a friend from the radio days. I'm thinking you'll Brent the mixed master. I'm so sorry. I am so so sorry because we're doing a podcast called the Remembring project. You can also get that

They're being recorded soon. They'll be released. And I've been looking across a brand. Did you? A brand, the Mixmaster, as we looked through old run sheets. And then we kind of reflect on years gone by. Brent came up. You'll hear him mentioned in the upcoming episodes of the Remembring Project. You can get that an apple. Yeah. And I'm sorry about that. It's a pretty good one, but I still do have moments of anytime foods get mixed together. Even if you're at the movies and you have sort of popcorn at the same time as a frozen cake, you know, one of what he's like.

I'm glad I hope he's legacy is living on strong. Tegan, and he's great. Also, whenever I see Kevin Rudd, I think of Brent the meat master. I think because he was on the same show one day as Kevin Rudd. He came in the night before. He mixed it right yeah Brent mixed for Kevin run the day before he lost that that's right and it that was that sort of the prime minister that last ditch attempt for carer to squeeze some votes out yeah he would have been just the next day going why did he I spend my last day on the campaign doing that you Do we have masks in our menu?

So my ministerial duties. Anyway, thank you, Tegan. So we know it's blaming the election loss on Brent. I think it was a variety of issues. Shane, who are you? I'm a Hori Boys. How are we? How are we?

Someone we haven't thought of for a while. Well, every time this segment comes on, this name pops into my head. So it's the former world number one tennis player, a rancher, Sanchez, Vicario. Awesome. That's a great. Oh, and it's got to look. No, it's probably.

You run into some problems with tennis with Andy. He's a decenter. He's in a bad, he's in a bad, he's in a bad, he's in and around the tennis, but for me, that's a great one to pick, because we all remember the names we never think of them. I am so sorry to say. How have you been dealing with a rancher statue as Vicario?

January this year, I went to a tennis birthday party. I think I showed you some photos. Tennis had a birthday. What do you mean? That was too much. It was a tennis team. I think he's right. No, it was tennis.

It was definitely disillogable. Timmy's themed birthday party for one of Bix friends, and we had to go dressed as famous tennis players from the 90s and Bix said, who should I go as? And I just said, I ran to Sanchez for a career. I ran to Sanchez for a career because I was like, that's a funny thing to say. Not that I quite remembered what she looked like and then we looked her up and they said, no, I don't want to go as her.

But wouldn't that have just been a part of it? Everyone's just wearing tennis clothes. Yeah, how do you... How do you... Like the sides on Derry, Andre, I guess he. How do you wear Derry? Yeah, apart from Pat Cash, like, all the hidey girls back in the show.

But I'd be like, here's a few cameras. Us cameras, Pete Sanberas. Of course, the tennis shirt. He did wear those. There was a monocle. The meat calf sock. Agacy was in there. They would have been 25 Agacies. There was a couple of Agacies.

Yes. There was Boris Becker, Monica Salas, yep, Pat Cash. Yeah, no one's coming as a journeyman. It's like a middle of the road player. Don't you remember often would wear the yellow shirt? Yes. One girl put balloons under her, briles and came as Mary Piest, French player.

And did she have, she, a full of blouse, does she? She did. Blouse. So came as a player for the 1800s. So sorry, Shane, I'm really sorry because you're like, well, I'm tearing this telling a story here about an enhanced press. So I'll say blouse to show that it's susceptible for all ages to enjoy the story. Sorry, Shane, but I hope you enjoyed the blouse image. I loved it. Thank you. So he's unlucky. He's unlucky. He's very unlucky. So we went deep dive in all those

90s and 80s tennis. Wouldn't be too many aranches. I've never come across one. No. All right. Ellen. How do you Ellen? Oh, hi boys. How are you going? Tell us someone we haven't thought of for a while. Have you sort of Dr. Harry from Harry's practice this year? How many sort of Dr Harry from Harry's practice this year? I think I think I'll down. Because I can't really say I have. I've thought of Dr Karl. When, how did you think of Dr Harry? I can't confirm.

That's why I'm at the moment I'm trying to work it out. But whether it was this year or not, but he has come up in a segment where we do face the 100. This is what makes this very hard for all players. On the 100, my TV show, we have a celebrity come out from yesterday or current, and they have people have to say, do they recognize them? And I feel like Dr. Harry came up in that discussion. I don't think it was this either. I think. I think, oh Pottwist. Yeah, I think it was. You think it was production mating from last year. Production mating late last year, but I think Ellen's got a hat. Oh, Ellen. That was a roller coaster.

Because I think we were all about to hear why you weren't having a hat now. You do have a hat. You got a hat. Do you want? I'm going to go through the Yorkie thing. Very smart. Very smart. That was a great hat. It's a great, really good picking. I love it. Ellen Wal-Plaid. Thank you, Sue.

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