Handsome - Anna Kendrick asks about secret talents

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

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Chatting with friends on the Handsome Pod. Chatting with friends on the Handsome Pod. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm Fortune. Oh boy, we have a new producer. Welcome to the handsome pod. I'm fortune

We have a new producer We just hired this guy named mr. Thomas. Mr. Thomas Wow Who are you again? Oh, welcome to the handsome pod. You already said that I'm fortunate You're still fortune. I'm still fortune be sure and I am T Notaro. And I'm Mae Martin, and we still got it, guys. We still got it. You guys, we're in person together at our Headgum Studios. How great is this? This is really great. It's the first time it's happened.

I've never been to, I've walked by this building a lot. Oh, well that counts. Yeah, yeah that counts. Mae has walked by this building. Walked by this building a lot. Oh, well that counts. Yeah, that counts. May has walked by this building. Walks by this building, so in a way, it's like I've recorded a bunch of podcasts here. Exactly. It's very cool because we've all been filming

out of the country since April. Oh my gosh. At different times. We got together for our Holly Bob show. Yeah. But this is it. It's been so long. It really has has and I just

wrapped season one Starfleet Academy Wow Starfleet Academy gotta be so happy to be home I am so I mean and not to say I didn't enjoy my time I absolutely loved the cast and the crew I mean I don't need to do like a rap speech or anything right now, but I had a wonderful time. But my gosh, am I happy to be home with my wife and my cubs and our kiddie city. It's just like, and just to be able to like also get back in town and come over here and be in person with everybody, it's a real dream come true. Cause you kinda have to put your life on hold

when you do these shows. I am trying to grab a lot of minutes. Like I'm still not touring. I'm gonna try and push this like two or three years. Really? Really? Yeah. You're just gonna chill?

Do stand up? Well, I mean do stand up, work on material locally, whether I'm in LA or Toronto, and then be in my space suit and podcast with my buds. Yeah, I love that. My handsome, handsome buds. And Mr. Thomas, hopefully he'll understand how to work the knobs over there. Yeah. That's what she says. Is it going good? It's going pretty good. Yeah I'm learning as we go. We're at Headgum. We should talk about that.

Yeah. We did. We did mention that. Oh my god. You'd have to listen. I can't listen and do the camera at the same time. We do have a special guest today. Oh, yeah, we do. Oh, we do. And our special guest is Crunk. Biggie. Is there any way to zoom in on his little? I had sitting by me, and right when we started the pod,

he went all the way to the other side of the couch. He made a decision to give us some time alone. OK, Tig, I have a bone to pick with you ever since you dubbed him happy to work it through. You called Biggie dead eyes. Yeah right. And so now whenever I post a picture of him half the people go there's all dead eyes. There's all dead eyes. And then the other half goes he doesn't have dead. Well, I've increased engagement on your page. Yes, you have, yes you have. No wonder he's distancing himself. He's tired.

He and I had a, Jack's out of town this weekend, so he and I have been running errands and bonding. Where's Jet, is she vacationing? Yes, she's vacationing in old Chicago. No, she had to go, a friend had a family member pass, so she went out there. Sorry to hear that. That's all right.

I was expecting a fun tropical vacation. I was like, I don't wanna bring it down. Nothing can bring us down. Nothing. What if I was just like, yeah, she's looking at timeShares in Chicago. What is a TimeShare? Oh, you own like, um, like a couple...

Wait, are we trying to kill the podcast? Sorry, sorry, yeah, you know what? Oh, man! Well, I know, but you can also say, our whole pod of Gives is shit. Is she snoring? Sorry. Okay, explain to May timeshare. Is it really dry though? Um, I'll, I mean it's a quick answer.

Geez, guys. I could tell you what I think it is. Why is it taking so long? Well, you've interrupted me. Okay, well tell me. It's like you, you're basically buying like a couple weeks out of the year, you don't own it outright, the, the, like a condo or something.

So like for like four weeks out of the year, you can go have the, or a couple months out of the year, you can go have the, or a couple months out of the year, depends on the amount of time. And you told Jax, go get us one. Yeah, great plan. I have follow-up questions, but they're so boring. Oh, let's hear them. Well, it's things like if the place appreciates in value, do you get a return on your investment? Honestly, I don't know. Can you believe I'm using language like that? I know. Well, you're a homeowner now. I feel like I'm growing up. Mm hmm. May didn't start. I almost started crying. May did?

I don't want to be like just thinking about, I want to be thinking about whimsical delights. You know, I don't want to be thinking about. Like the Pete Pan that you are. Pete Pan. Do you think Pete Pan, Peter Pan ever went by Pete Pan? I think so. Petey? I never thought about. Petey Pan?

Pete Pan. Hello, my name is Pete Pan. Cause Peter's a grown up name. Yeah, but if you're like working in construction or something, you're gonna go call me Pete. Hey, Pete Pan. Do you think Peter Pan worked construction? I think.

I don't think so. When he came back from Neverland and he had to grow up and he had to join the rock and he slowly forgot everything and he couldn't fly anymore, fortune, and then he probably had to think, well I built that tree house for the lost boys. Yeah. So I guess I'll put those skills. What else is he going to do? Call me Pete. I'm trying to remember what Peter Pan, how unfolded.

Yeah, well, sword fights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Captain Hook. Is this your pitch in Hollywood? I do think you can own a home and still be Pete Pan. Yeah. Yeah I mean my home is filled with whimsical items. Yeah, Chris what crystals. Oh, yeah I just bought um, you know Marcel the shell. Yeah, I just bought which she was on. Yeah obsessed I haven't seen I saw Jenny Slade the other night at a show and I couldn't get Jenny on here We gotta get her on and I didn't want to tell her that I have a Marcel the shell That's like it comes in a little box and it's like got instructions on how to care for him and it's so good

I keep him in a plant and I got these plants and why'd you withhold that from her didn't want her to feel any joy withhold that from her. Didn't want her to feel any joy. Yeah, I thought you got enough going on. Yeah, I don't want to lift her up tonight. Take Jenny Slate down a notch. Well, I also at the moment have both of her books by my bedside table. So I was like, because we live in the same neighborhood. You stan Jenny Slate. Yeah, I just started reading the new one.

Okay. It's great. Anyway, whatever. Didn't you just have your bathroom redone and weren't you in a situation that you were gonna tell us about? Did I tell that on the? No, we saved it.

Okay, because I also saw a comment that was like, love the part. On a bonus episode. On a bonus episode. I was like, I know my memory's not great. So, Mae was gonna tell us about their experience moving into your new home. I've only been there a couple of weeks,

but when I moved in, the bathroom was demolished. Like somebody went in there and like- Just trashed it. Like took a dump. They were renovating it. Took a dump. Took a dump. Yeah, it was covered in shit.

Came with the house, but no, there was no toilet. And so the toilet was in the like garage back house. So I was like- And you bought the house in this condition. Yeah, well, no, I'm having to renovate it. Oh, okay. But it wasn't done. So I was like, okay, I'll just pee in the back house

in the night. But I was too scared in the middle of the night. And so I woke up, I had to pee. I was awake enough to go all the way to the kitchen and then I peed in a kettle that I brought into my room. Were you asleep? Wow, that's great. I was awake.

I don't know if I could have made it into the kettle. I was too scared to go outside in the cold. And I got a kettle and then I peed in it in my room, went to bed. Then I woke up and I'm faced with what I've done. Like I'm horrified of an animal. And it was just like curb your enthusiasm. Like I'd bring it into the kitchen to dispose of this kettle. And then the contractors are arriving and are like, Hey, can we have a coffee? And I'm like holding a kettle of piss that they don't know about.

I had to throw it away. Oh, it's been crazy. It's been crazy. Maybe you aren't ready to own a home. I know, I'm like peeing in a potty. But you had no recollection that you did it? No, I remembered. Okay, you just had to remember. You know that like nighttime logic where you're like, I'm too tired to go outside, just go get this kettle. Can you believe people, I mean,

people still do have outhouses, but that was the situation. That's insane. And like cold, cold winter, like in my warm home, like totally comfortable to get up and go to the bathroom in the night. It is a full on. Mission.

Conversation with myself. Like I can hold it. I probably go back to sleep and I don't need to get up right now and then I'm lying there going, no, this is gonna keep me awake. Yeah. And it's just right there. The bathroom is just right there.

Imagine me with a candle. In the outhouse? With your little bonnet on. Yeah, bonnet. Well, you know, I love a bonnet. Of course you have a bonnet on. Yeah, bonnet. Well, you know, I love a bonnet. Of course you have a bonnet on. Of course.

God, yeah. I mean, what people have gone through. But why can't... And now you're urinating into a kettle for no reason. No good reason. Why can't we bring back... Did you heat it up? Bedpans.

The piss? No, I didn't heat up the piss. Anybody want a spot of tea? A pee. A spot of tea? I'm still getting to know the ins and outs of the house. So two nights in a row, I've been... And I don't know if my new neighbors would listen to this pod.

I'm going to say, let's hope they don't... They seem super nice. Let's hope they do. Two more listeners. Yeah, that's true. So two nights in a row, like one in the morning, I've been out back, like having a cigarette or pottering around. I have a concrete cat that I found back there,

100 years old, that has an altar. I've made an altar. So I've been going to tend to the altar. Anyway, so two nights in a row, I've seen this light in their garden, like a cell phone light going like, weee, like that he arcing up high and I was like what is going on and then I looked I see the trees shaking and

it's someone on a swing at one in the morning swinging you have a whimsical neighbor Wow and there I know there's no kids that live there it's a lady I can't see it's a witch so I was trying to and then I thought are they are they filming mmm like and then I got shy so I was telling actually Lisa Gilroy this I'm a friend of the pod yeah I mean we're friends with her but never been on it and I don't have her so I was showing her the cat altar and then I go oh my god yeah so my neighbors they have a swing and I've seen them like they're swinging at night and like I wonder if they and I've seen them, like they're swinging at night.

And like, I wonder if they'll swing tonight. I hope you see, they're like, and then I realized if they heard me, they'd think I was being like, my neighbors are swingers. I hope they swing tonight. And they're saying that about you. Yeah, probably. I think there's a swinger over there.

All these people just living on the edge of a cliff. Yeah. Being a whimsical. And are you liking your house, aside from the fact there's no toilet and you's so much going on. This possum, did I tell you about? I think you did. Yeah there's a possum. Don't let Tig not hear this. No, I, I, okay, if you listen to the... It's just a base connection to random animals. Well, okay, when I moved in... No judgment. I'm outside and all of a sudden I go, oh my god, there's this huge like chunky possum that looks like a cartoon possum like cute, not like a rabby little guy. I love a chunky possum. And it stops and looks at me and I

immediately got out my phone I start filming it and then it runs away and then I was so filled with shame I was like why couldn't I just have a moment with this possum? Why'd I have to pull my phone out? And then I remembered like the previous owners told me there's a possum that lives Around the house. There's a chunky possum. I think they said his name is Eric But I don't know if I invented that. And so I can't text him and go, Hey, is that possums name Eric? I think you just decide. I also, yeah, if you have the wrong name, I think it's okay.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Let's just say it's Eric. But I felt bad for not being like, hi, I'm May. You know, you felt bad not telling the possum, hi, I'm May. Yeah. Okay.

And not being like, maybe he's listening. He's like hi I'm a yeah okay and be and not being maybe he's listening he's like I'm Eric I don't appreciate you call me a chunky possum yeah I heard you on the podcast call me a chunk of my god if he listens my name is not Eric yeah do you have any wildlife living around your houses? Like, oh, good question. Coyotes. We have. I don't like those. Um, I see signs around my neighborhood every now and then saying, um, coyote sightings

and whatever. But we have just recently gotten two cats in the neighborhood that come and hang out in our backyard and drive poor little Linus nuts. He's like, oh my god. You know, he's never seen any other cats except Skip and Fluff and then he's seen us. And then these two cats have shown up and we had a weird issue where Skip started growling at Linus and Stephanie did some detective work and I guess there's like sometimes a transference of like because because Skip saw the other cat out there that there can be like some confusion around Linus because Linus was like by the window

and like, you know, ah, ah, about the other cat. He's all pent up, he's got more to put it as well. And so when, and they're siblings. And when Linus and they always sleep together and they're so affectionate, when Linus went over to be with Skip, Skip was like yeah and we were so scared it ruined the dynamic of Kitty City because all three of our cats travel in a pack then we were but now it only lasted two days. Oh really? Yeah and the cats come back?

The cats still come back. Fluff doesn't care at all about what's going on out there. Skip kind of doesn't either, but Linus sits looking for these two cats. So we don't have wild animals other than the birds. But you have someone trying to ruin your cat's relationship. Trying to get a part of Kitty City, I think, is what's happening. Is it possible to skip notice that Linus was checking them

out and then was jealous? Wow, maybe. Punishing Linus. I saw how you looked at it. We'll never know. I mean, god, the jealousy that's happening. Do you think we should get a pet psychic? A handsome pet?

Oh my god. One that we own together. Who takes care of the pet? Thomas my god. Thomas! I would love a pet psychic though. To see what biggie's... I would love to know what he's thinking. Let's get animals, like whatever animals we see out in the world that we think are cute

we'll adopt them. We'll keep them at head gum. And they will deal with our parrots and our gerbils. And possums. Can you guys come help with these? and they will deal with our parrots and our gerbils. And possums. Possums, yeah. Like, can you guys come help with these?

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Do you travel so much? I would say fortune travels so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true actually. Well yeah, like I'm about to be away for, yeah, I have like seven trips on the horizon seven trips on the Classic it's so good Horizon eyes in size and size and I'm thinking

Love that song, too and I's in, size in, and I'm thinking about up-sizing. Love that song too. I've never heard that one. That one is brand new to me. Oh right. You could ask a friend if they wanna share a pet. Yeah. So that when you go out of town, they're watching it. I don't know if friends share a pet.

Do you wanna share a pet with me? You know of friends that share pets? I don't know one personally, but I feel like- Did you just invent that? Well, Meg kinda said it. But I feel like that's where we're headed in this modern world. It's next, it's gonna be- Pet sharing.

It's gonna be kid sharing next. In this modern world. You heard that song? It was in the 80s. Yeah. So was your reunion good when you got back? Like when you came home? Was there a parade? Yeah, did they come running to greet you? Yes, well I was, my flight was cancelled. Oh, of course. I hate that.

There was a massive snowstorm. In Toronto? Mm-hmm. Ah, my pals. Hope everyone's okay back home. You guys are warm. But yeah, I was all ready to go and then it got cancelled and then I flew out the next morning and then Max and Finn came home from school and I was there and I got some mare running and they're like, how long are you gonna be home? And I was like, six months. They're like, yes.

And then I just thought, that's really not that long. You know? It's a lifetime for them. Yeah. Well, do you remember though when you were a kid and the summer feels like, yeah. Or for Christmas to come around again? Yeah, yeah.

It seems impossible. Yeah. But. Do you like being picked up at the airport by loved ones? Uh-huh. Yeah. I do. What if you were like, no, I hate it.

It's the worst. No, I love it. And I enjoy picking people up too. I'm not somebody where I'm like, oh, there's too much traffic, or I don't care about that. Like I'm not somebody where I'm like, oh there's too much traffic or, I like I don't care about that. I'll come get you.

Not everyone. Us? I'll be hitting you up. No. No. Biggie? Yeah. Biggie needs a ride.

Will you check his heartbeat? Are you okay? But yeah. Yeah, he's good. It was a great homecoming. That's nice. But it's also weird, because I call my apartment in Toronto my little hovel.

And it's a perfectly nice apartment. Very comfortable, clean, all of that. But it's not where I want to be. I obviously want to be home with my family. But then when I left, I also felt a little like, oh, a little hobble. Hobble. Yeah.

I know, it's like being, like starting to like your prison cell. Yeah. Where you're like, wow, this is so weird. There's this poem that goes, and it makes me think of you, and it goes, at last, it's about a guy who's in jail, and he goes, at last men came to set me free.

I asked not why nor wrecked not where. At length it was the same to me. Fettered or featherless to be, I've grown accustomed to despair. So he's like, they took the chains off. That reminds me of you. They took the chains off. Who do you think of? Who do you think of?

The last line is despair. I gave you a few. Yeah, they took the chains off. Who do you think of? Who do you think of? Fig. That's right. The last line is despair. That's about you. No, but like they took the chains off and he just was like, I sort of forgot why I wanted to leave now. Yeah. Oh, look at that.

Deep. Yeah. Is that a May fact? That's a May poem. No, I feel like it's a whimsical May. Poem. A poem. It's a whimsical poem.

Do you just have a lot of poems, poems in your head? Maybe a couple dozen. That's great. My grandma was really big into it. She had one poem. That's great. We love that about you.

I know one poem. Let's hear some. My poem is, I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree. And that's it. I mean, there's more to the poem, but that's all you need. Was that Joyce Kilmer? Anyway, everyone, that's beautiful. Thank you. I mean, there's more to the poem. I just don't know it.

Oh, you don't. I don't. I'm not like May. Yeah. There's no poem as lovely as a tree. Do you think that's true? I think there's poems lovelier than trees. Is that that controversial. Well, it depends on what kind of tree. And how much you love trees. I know, we're talking about like a runt stump. A runt stump. Do you really think we're talking about a runt stump? I want to hear you talking about lovely trees. There's degrees. There's like poems that are for sure more beautiful than a rump stump. I knew I wish I knew more to the poem

I know it's it gets good. Why don't you make up more? No Okay, I don't want to ruin her point or ways that is that a man is Joyce a man or a woman Oh, I think it's a man. Oh like Joyce Carol Oates. Yeah Do you think it now I gotta Google if Joyce? Yeah, it's a man if Joyce Was reincarnated would it be rejoice? Hey! I didn't see that coming. Hey!

And with that, should we go to our guests? Yes. I was about to read you more poem. Oh, well our guests can wait. Yeah. Poem. Po Yeah. Poem. Poem. Poem.

A poem, a tree whose hungry mouth is pressed against the earth's sweet flowing breast. Whoa, look. This is so inappropriate. So horny all of a sudden. It's like triple X. Also, a tree that looks at God all day does get religious. A tree that looks at.

Oh my God, fortune, fortune. And lifts her leafy arms to pray. A tree that may in summer wear a nest of robins in her hair. That's nice. A pond whose bosom, now we get horny again. Snow has lain, who intimately lives with rain. Wait, you say a line and then we'll try and guess

how it ends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is the last line we're at the end. Poems are made by fools like me. Wait, in the poem they're talking about poems? Poems are made by fools like me, but only God. Oh, sorry. I knew it was going to be only God.

Really? Can make a tree. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I never would have guessed. Where is this headed? That's the only poem I know. I can't believe it was like's this headed? That's the only point.

And you don't even know it. No wonder you blacked out on the rest. I didn't remember the bosom. What I didn't like was like the tree's hungry, sexy mouth. Like what mouth is on a tree? Would you have an orgy with a tree? No guys. Well, guys, guys. I say that. There's, I wouldn't, but. Under a tree you would.

I remember when I was in middle school, they told someone, some kid was like, if you heard of dendrophilia, that like you wanna bang plants. And it just stuck my mind so much, it freaked me right out. But no, I wouldn't have an orgy with a tree, would you? Because only God can make a tree.

Not even interested in human orgies, I'll be honest. I thought you said that you'd be okay with watching in a corner. I would be okay watching in a corner. There's too many holes, you did say that, you and I would watch. Yeah. This podcast.

Me and Fortune in a corner together watching you have an orgy you did say it but in your reality I don't think you'd want to be there I don't think any of us well if I don't think Mae Watt wants me watching either if I you're holding Biggie I'm kissing you on the cheek. Yeah. If we could talk or be like, oh my gosh, what are they doing? What is that move? That would be fun. Orgy commentary. Guys, guys, we have got to make that. Has anyone done that with porn where they do a commentary over top?

That's what I'm just sitting here thinking. It's like, wait, is this our next venture? Yeah, like I'm looking at these cameras going, guys, we need to film an orgy and do commentary. This is not, don't look at me. I'm not gonna be involved in the orgy. I'll be a commentator. Okay. Okay.

May will be able to tell us what's happening. May will be able to be like- Okay, guys, so at this point, as you can see over there, it looks like they're gonna be bringing in some lube now. I will bring snacks. You're just like eating- You just hear fritos. Crunch, crunch.

I love fritos. Oh, so good. God, all it took was that one little poem about a tree to get us all riled up. All of a sudden we're all horny now. Now we're all the way back to Fritos. Well, before it gets hornier, we should probably get to our question. Yes. I am so pumped about this person.

Today's question asker is an Oscar, Tony and Emmy nominated actress and producer known and loved for her roles in tons of films, but including Into the Woods, Woman of the Hour. Pitch Perfect. Pitch Perfect. Up in the Air. Yeah, up in the Air. Anna Kendrick is today's question asker. Hi, handsome pod. Hi, Fortune. Hi, May. Hi, Tig. It's your pal, Anna Kendrick. I have a question for you.

If you could be the best in the world at something, but nobody could know about it, what would it be? And no cheating. No like, oh, I'd be the best at fast math, but I just wouldn't tell anybody. You can't like do it in front of other people. You can't benefit from it. It's just something that's for you.

Wait, what'd she say? It can't be what? You can't do it in front of other people. I thought she said it can't be fast mouth. Fast math. Fast math. That's a real thing. Like catching, counting cards and stuff. Like you can't be fast mouth. Fast mouth. Fast math. That's a real thing. Like catching, counting cards and stuff.

Like you can't win at poker. I was gonna say, I feel like she's winning at fast mouth. Anna does talk fast. She's a fast talker. I met her for the first time the other night and it, Where? It was at a fundraising show that Natalie Morales did. Oh yeah.

Yeah, and Natalie was interviewing Anna on stage in a very like between two ferns kind of way. Oh nice. And it was so funny. And you know, you just get a good vibe from certain people. And I knew I was like, I want to be friends with her because she really understood the significance of the bear story.

She was like, what? And she kept coming back to him being like, I can't stop thinking about the bear story. I was like, thank you. You told her the bear him being like, I can't stop thinking about the bear story. I was like, thank you. You told her the bear story? Yeah, I told her the full bear story. I spared no detail. Really monopolized her time.

Yeah, she's I went on a trip that that we both were on in December and got to know her and she's really cool. She directed her first film this past year. Woman of the Hour? Yeah. Yeah, it's very good. And hearing her talk about it and how much work she put into it and the details of it was really cool. Yeah. And I hope she directs more

because she has that brain that sees everything. She had talked about one of my specials and saw things, I was like, that's so cool. Like, you know, that she just notices saw things. I was like, that's so cool. Like, I would, you know, that she just notices these things. Same deal with Feel Good. She had like really niche references to it.

I was so like honored. I love her work, but she had like, she has like a director's eye. And we did have a fun moment in an Italian restaurant together where it was almost closing time and someone at the restaurant cranked up the Natasha bedding field unwritten song Yeah, you know what I'm talking about and this was a good memory The rest is still unwritten.

You know what I'm talking about. And this was a good memory. A great memory. And for some reason when it plays, I know all the words. Yeah. In this moment, I don't know. I only know one word. But our entire table started like scream singing the song.

Oh. Because a couple of the Pitch Perfect gals were there too. And does she have a good voice? They all do. They're incredible. Yeah, because she sings in Pitch Perfect gals were there too. And does she have a good voice? They all do, they're incredible. Yeah, cause she sings in Pitch Perfect, all three of those movies. And we stood up and we're dancing and everyone was singing.

It was like one of those such fun memories of like we're all on the same page, we're all having a blast. The restaurant cranked it up even more. It was like really, really fun. Boy, I would have ruined that moment. You would have like everyone take it down. What is this song?

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I'm participating in restaurants for a limited time. Were you the only people in the restaurant? There was like a other part where more people were, but the main part, like everyone was kind of gone, there was one couple that was just kind of staring at us like it's the entire pitch perfect Now Walk us through how you end up on vacation with her and you don't know her and It was the three of you It's just you, Jax, and her. It was...

The three of you? Yeah, just the three of us. And I went on a trip with Jax and I. Oh, it's a time share. We have a mutual friend, and there was this event in Aspen, and he invited... What was the event?

What is it called? Winter Polo. Whoa. Snow Polo, that's it. Snow Polo, yeah. I didn't know you were that rich. I'm not, I did not have... Aspen Winter Polo? I was invited to it. Fortunately,o. Yeah. I didn't know you were that rich. I'm not. I did not. Aspen Winter Polo?

I was invited to it. Fortune has like a secret life of going to Aspen for the Winter Polo. I had never been. Our friend plays Polo and invited us. So you both, is this an actor or comedian that you're both friends with? An actor. He's an actor. Oh, okay. Sterling, shout out. What is up, Sterling?

Yeah, and he just invites his friends to come come have a fun thing. So does Anna and Rebel Wilson and Chrissy and Kelly, all these awesome people from the movie. And me, randomly me and Jax. I think I'm gonna start inviting a gaggle of people to fly out to Washington to see me do something. Yeah, I'm going to be going bowling on Friday.

I think it's fun to do like weird curve balls like that. Well, at one point Stephanie and I were talking about, is there a way to rent out? My wife. Yeah. Okay. Let's hear it. My wife. My wife. Stephanie and I were talking about is there a way to rent out? Yeah Let's hear it my wife my wife Is there a way to rent out an arcade or a or a laser tag place or something like that Like just rent it out for the day and I'm sure I I'm sorry, Stephanie was asking, well, if it's possible. Who is my wife?

But I can't even imagine her being like, God, could we get this arcade? Well, now that I'm- Yeah, you could literally rent out any arcade. I'm trying to remember now if it was more me being like, hey, we should- It probably was. Yeah, I don't-

No, I think she was into it. Yeah, in fact, she dropped me off here to record today. And while we were driving, cause we just wanted to spend a little extra time together. I'll balance them. Yeah and while we were driving because we just wanted to spend a little extra time together. Oh, Valentine. Yeah, so we're driving along and we were reminiscing about when we were younger, not that we were together then, but how much time we spent in the Silver Lake area.

And how we, like, and that we would be out till two and three in the morning and now nine o'clock I have my sleep mask on and there's no place I'd rather be than in bed with my sleep mask on. Can I tell you that when I did see this polo situation, I got a straight crush on a polo player. Wait, on a man? Yeah.

Can I ask what polo is? Oh, for real? Is it on horses? Don't tell me. Is it on horses? Well, you can Google that on your own time. You can either know what a time-share is. We already explained a time-share.

Yeah, but wait, I wanna hear about this. His name is Nacho. He's like one of the best polo players in the world. And he's Nacho type, typically. I don't know what to say about his last name. Figueres? Nacho Figueres? Did you make your feelings the world. And he's Nacho type typically. I don't know what to say about his last name. Figueres? Nacho Figueres? Did you make your feelings known?

Yes, he's married. I'm married. It can never be Nacho. I don't think the marriage is what's getting between the two of you. Nacho, it can never be. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Leave fortune alone. I loved him so much. Was it his personality? He's Argentinian and a very quiet at first, kind of like, who are these people? And then I won them over because we were at dinner. Did he see your calves? He didn't even see my calves. But he was at the end of the table so the food was never getting to him. So what does an Argentinian man... Why wouldn't anyone pass the food? I have had people at a dinner that are at the other

side of the table and we still pass the food down to them. I don't know if you know this, but what an Argentinian man loves, and boy do I know what an Argentinian man loves, is for you to feed him. So I kept, I kept, you know, like nacho. I was getting food and giving it to him. And did you cut it up and no, I didn't do that. But then he, then he loved me. And then he walked Jackson. I, um, back to the hotel. And then when he was playing, he came by on his horse and kissed my hand. No way. Yes.

Oh wait, now you let Mae know that polo has to do with horses. Or you really don't know what polo is. Don't tell Mae. This is, Mae needs to look up. You've never heard of polo? I think I thought polo was water polo, swimming. But then now I'm thinking, okay. Have you ever seen Ralph Lauren shirts?

You can lead a horse to water. Polo. Right. Marco, polo. That's in the water. There are horses. That's it. It is a rich people's sport. I've never been to...

You kidding, in Aspen? Shut up. It's like a whole world. How'd you get there, Greyhound? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd you get there? Don't worry about it. How did you arrive Aspen for the Polo concert?

I went by horse. And he made me swoon, oh, for sure. He what? He made me swoon. Did Jax think he was hot? Jax thinks no man's hot, but she likes Nacho a lot. Okay, if you could be the best. Okay, back to the question.

Oh right, Anna. The best in the world at one thing, or be amazing at one thing, but you can't, no one can know. Ever. Yet no one can know. That's so hard, because who doesn't want to show off on Instagram?

You can't do it in front of people. Who doesn't want to show off on Instagram? Oh, it's so hard. I have this talent that no one can know about, but that would be me on TikTok going, I wish you guys could know how amazing that is at something. That is something secret, that's such a grade eight.

I could never tell you, but just know, I'm incredible. I'm so good at this. That is so grade eight. That would be like something really sad happened. I have something I would pick. It would kill me that no one could see this. Okay, okay. But I know that I'm,

I could technically take lessons and learn how to do this, but I don't feel like it. Okay. But I want this skill really bad. I would love to- Is it tumbling? It is not tumbling. I would love to be like like play any song in the world on a piano but you don't want I would just I think

I would at home just play all the time and sing yeah it would bring you to bring me a lot of joy it would kill me yeah that I couldn't post videos of it but it would be for me but maybe I'm not understanding this question. Why wouldn't you want people to know? Like, because is there shame around it? No, just in the question. That's just the question. The question is if you could be amazing at something but only you know that. And it's a secret. You can only do it in private. You can't share it with anybody. That's, it's Anna's rules. It's Anna's rules. We didn't make them. We just live by them. I thought Anna didn't have rules.

That was my understanding about Anna. That's what everyone in Hollywood said. Anna no rules. Yeah, yeah. Anna plays by her own rules. She does. Yeah. Okay, I think I know mine.

I think it's, and it would be hard not to talk about and tell people, but either astral projection where when you sleep you leave your body and you go out to space. I swear to God I'm not being dirty don't yell at me I really thought you said asshole projection projection. Did you not? Asshole projection. Is that what it sounded like? And I was like asshole projection. Astral? Astral. Astral? Yeah astral. This is. Yeah, astral projection. This is a star thing?

This is like when you sleep, you project your soul out of your body, and you go into space, and you can zoom around. It's legit. Or meditation, because I've talked about before, I just can't do it. And I wouldn't have to tell anyone. It would just be anytime I was alone, I'd just be like,

I don't think I understand why it has to be a secret. Again, I just, I'm like, so what? Word is out, you can meditate. Well, so what? But if the world, fortune can tickle the ivory so well. Anna's the boss of us today. And in this world, we can't tell anyone.

Okay, here's anyone. Okay. Here's mine. Okay. Here we go. And no one is ever gonna know about it. Okay. That I could throw on some high heels and some pantyhose.

What? And a skirt and I can just, I don't understand the question clearly. Cause it's like, I feel like if I put that on, I do fine. No, this is actually really, I think I relate to this because if you went out to Largo dressed like that, it would be, oh, that's hilarious.

Oh my God. Or like, what the, and you couldn't just be a sexy little lady. Yeah. Cause everyone would be like, Tig, what? Yeah, Tig's a sexy little lady. Yeah. So you could do it alone.

You could do this alone? But I've also thought about doing that on a special too. For real? Yeah. Oh my god. To dress like that and just not acknowledge it. Please. Please.

Please. We're on a late night show. Yeah, oh that would be good. Yeah, like walk that. Yeah, walk the red carpet. Do you think you'd be able to be as funny or would you? Cause I just did a show with Lisa Gilroy and as a joke, we dressed up as each other.

And so she was like, I'm A-Mart in a hat and I wore like a tight black dress and I haven't worn one since I was 15. Did you post a picture? No. Cause in that, in this world, you can share with people. In the real world, but I actually was like- Fortune loves to brag on social media apparently. You did this for yourself?

I found it like surprisingly hard like once I got on stage I was like anyway jokes over now guys I'll probably just go change. Oh you didn't like it? I couldn't be funny I don't know. Oh interesting. Yeah. I would never have guessed that would have been your thing. Again I don't think I understand the question. I don't understand why you don't understand. I'm just gonna say in the privacy of my own home, I'm gonna dress like a little lady, and I'm gonna look up YouTube videos

of how to walk in heels. Yeah. And yeah. You're gonna like strut your stuff. Yeah. That is so funny. Can you please do this for a late night spot? Yeah, maybe next time I do Colbert or something.

I was about to say, Colbert would probably be a good one for that. And he is the love of my life. Yeah. And so it'll be- Oh, somebody, oh, okay. What, because I kissed your cheek today? No, because I was talking about nacho.

You also have a straightened feeling. Oh, oh, oh, I see. I thought you were getting controlling because I kissed your cheek today. You thought it got toxic that fast? Yeah, I thought... Oh, you're doing that to everybody? All of a sudden you want to kiss Stephen Colbert's cheek? No, that you had a male crush.

Well, yeah, that and him and Pitbull, we already know this. And Billy Cruda. I think Stephen Colbert would react really, I think he'd be really like gentlemanly about it. He'd be really. I think he would laugh really hard. It would be funny. Yeah.

Okay, this is your next thing. Okay, if anyone's listening, is anyone listening? You know Stephen. Is anyone listening? No, if anyone, if anyone, if there's anybody listening to this show. Is anybody out there?

And if you know Stephen Colbert, you cannot tell him. Don't tell him. Like if you work at his show. Cause we do have producers of people show listen. And we will find you. But didn't we think about when we host the Oscars wearing black dresses, all of us, or gowns, top hats. Tuxedos.

Oh yeah, and we're gonna. And we have chains. But we could go into another bit at some point in a dress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be good. We haven't started our tap dancing lessons, so. Oh, somebody reached out. The teachers? Kate Mccoochie's friend is a tap dance instructor.

Kate Mccoochie. Yeah. Let's not get you started. She wants to teach us? And she said she would like to start with lessons. Yes! Oh my God. It's happening.

Are you interested too? Yeah, I will show it. Thomas, are you? I'm in. Okay, Biggie? Oh, sorry. Biggie passed. Oh, hi baby bear.

Look how cute. His tongue didn't used to do that, but he had teeth pulled and now his tongue says so. When did his teeth get, you pulled all of them out just to see his tongue? Like 15 teeth. Oh my.

15 teeth? He had to get 15 teeth. When? Like eight months ago, six months ago. Oh man. Would you rather? Aw. Yeah, stretch it out.

You've gotta have no teeth. Or you have one big tooth. Well I'm always gonna go for the one big tooth. And big feet. Did you say no teeth or one big tooth? Yeah, yeah. I think I just had to have no teeth. Really?

I'll take the one big tooth. You're eating my bibs. You know today Stephanie was like, who would you rather date? Billie Eilish, Chappell Rowne, and then there was somebody else and I was like. All the young lesbians.

And I was like, and I was, I mean, loved these people as musicians and singers, but I was like, I mean I said who would you and she was like Oh, I wouldn't date any of them She does it to me all that will go to a dinner an Intimate dinner and we'll leave and she'll be like, okay If you had it, yeah always wants to know who I would date If you had to it's yeah always wants to know who I would date

Three and then I say it I fall for it every time I ask her and she's like All the rules is that we had to name someone yeah, oh the other one was Sabrina carpenter She said Sabrina carpenter Sabrina Carpenter. I said, I've never heard Sabrina Carpenter talk. No. That, I, you know, these are all attractive, talented people. They're so young. They should all ask us questions. Yes, they are so young.

They should all ask us questions. Billy, Billy, Chapel, and Sabrina. And Sabrina. We'd love for you to submit a question. I do. Thank you.

I know Billy's mom pretty well. Do you? Really? Yeah. Maggie? Yeah. She used to teach at the Groundlings. Really?

I've never met her, but people love her. She is awesome. And she is like the vegan guru. I've met Phineas. Their whole family like loves comedy. Yeah. Really? Because they grew up around the Groundlings and stuff.

But anyway, I need to understand somebody's personality. Who would you date out of Sabrina, Billy, and Chapel? Oh gosh, I don't know, Billy's so cool. I feel like I'm not cool enough for Billy. Billy is so cool. So cool, Billy would find me incredibly boring. Sabrina too. Sabrina would find you boring?

I think so. Yeah. I think Chapel would be into me. I think they would all probably find you boring. No, no, no. Chapel would be into me. And what about you, Meg? Because she's a demisexual.

No, we're finished with you for now. Shut your mouth! Wait, who would you be into? Chapel, because she's a demisexual. What is a demisexual? You have to have a connection first. Right. Before anything romantic. That sounds kind of like what you're saying. And I can win her over with my personality. I figured it out. I figured it out. I would be Chappell as well. Okay. Let me tell you why. My friends, Beth and Rick, had Stephanie and I watch this video of Chapel and her parents. Oh

that was really great. I already love Chapel Road. Yeah and then I was like yeah yeah like oh you got to see this video. I'm like okay. I know and I was truly like okay yeah we'll see it late okay.. Well, I don't want to on show the deal. They put it on. It's so good. It's really great. How do you people find it's carpool karaoke, but it's not carpool karaoke. How do I like the guy takes her to her hometown and she shows them around. It is the most charming, touching, inspiring thing. Oh my God.

How do we get anything accomplished when there's so much to watch on the internet that is such good stuff? I find it hard to get anything done just looking at myself. Like I'm like an attractive person. Oh I see. And how do you get through the day without looking in mirrors? Yeah, it's hard to pull myself away from a mirror.

But I heard that you're supposed to every morning look at yourself in the eyes and say, I love you 10 times. Oh. And I tried it the other morning and it felt very weird. I realized I never look at myself in the eyes. I was like embarrassed. I was like, oh, hey, ugh. I love you.

I only look at myself when I'm brushing my tooth, my one big tooth, and then I head out for the day. And then I catch glimpses and reflections in windows, and I'm like, oh boy. Right. Do you know what I do? I look into a mirror and I say, God, what have you done?

You're a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club, oh mama. Can you hit, I want the next, yeah I have. Just having fun on the stage in my heels. It's where I belong, down at the. Pink pony club. I wanna keep on dancing down at the pink pony club. That's it. Who would you choose out of Chapel, Billy? And to be clear, these are all attractive, cool,

talented people. I just think, I know this is it. And to be clear, they don't want us. And they're so young. And there's three of us. But we both are gonna fight over Chappell. I feel like this podcast, if we were three guys, it would be like so bro-y. Which one? Who's water? Which one? Yeah, so bro-y, but then it's like I need to understand her personality first. I know that's true. But that's where I feel like I started to understand Chapel's personality and her parents. I am gonna say Sabrina Carpenter. That's who I thought.

I knew you were gonna say that. For the following reasons. I heard that Chapel Rhone dates like femme women. That's what I heard. I heard that on the streets. We're on the streets. You guys are out. I'm out. I know Chapel R the streets. Word on the streets, you guys are out.

I'm out. I know Chappell Rhone's music better than the other two. I love that we're talking about this as if it's a possibility. I'm out then. Sabrina Carpenter, is that who dated Barry Keegan? Yes, it is. And I feel like I could, I don't know. Yeah, I'm going Sabrina Carpenter.

Okay. Yeah, I have no- Yeah, in this fantasy land, it can be whatever you want. So you're saying Chapel's not gonna be into my flannel and mustache? Well, never say never. She's a, maybe if the connection is strong enough.

She's not gonna be into us being married. Okay. Wait, who would you rather? Marry Wow, and we're not bros. We're not saying who would you rather hook up with? We're saying who would you rather yeah, make an honest make an honest woman of Cher. Okay. Oh Celine Celine Dion. Yes, so you said Celine. That's how she says it. Oh. Celine. Celine. Celine Dion. Cher, Celine. I am the greatest. Sing in the world. So are we just going straight to Vegas, baby? Yeah.

Is that what we're doing? OK. Cher, Celine, or? Beyonce. Or what? No, who's like another icon of that era? Streisand. Oh.

Streisand predates, but sure. Let's throw her in. Yeah, true, true. Mm. Mm. Or should we say actually, Beyonce? Beyonce? Paula Abdul?

I'd go Paula Abdul. Wait, how come I was so confident in Paula Abdul, and then why? Paula Abdul? I guess that is. Let's take a laugh break here. And I don't know, Paul Abdul. Oh my God, yeah.

Celine Dion, Barbara Streisand, Cher. Barbara's like, what? You're gonna put- Paul Abdul. You're gonna throw a Paul in here? I think I'm taking Barbara out. You're taking Barbara out? I'm taking her out because she's from another era. She's from that era too.

Oh yeah, you're right. Okay, okay. She's 80. Paula Abdul is not. I'm gonna piss myself. I don't know. Let's just throw Paula Abdul. Somebody grab the tea kettle. Fortune's about to whip.

Why is that so funny to me? And just, I don't know, pause it. Also, all four of these people are really not comparable. Like, they're so different. And we're supposed to, like, date them. Marry. Marry. I already know. It's Celine Dion. My hand's down. I already know it's Celine Dion my hands down I could listen to her sing for hours. Okay, you couldn't listen to share No, I would listen to Celine and she's kind of kooky quirky

Make you laugh the most she has twins and I have twins I can't be crazy. It's a little bit much. I was like Max and Finn. You're going Celine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You know who I'm going. Wait, who are our choices? Who's taking Paula?

I'm taking Paula. I'm taking Paula. I'm taking Paula. I'm taking Paula. I love Paula too. I know Paula's like a ha ha, how does she fit in? It just looks so random because those people aren't like each other.

That group and Paula. Very different. Cher. Paula started as a dancer. I mean Cher and Celine Dion are so different. I'm going Cher actually. I think Cher. I'm sticking with Paula.

I just watched Moonstruck for the first time. I think Cher would be hilarious. Cher would be very funny. And also, doesn't share date like young men? Yeah, like a 20 something year old. Yeah. She has like a 20 something year old boyfriend. Right now?

Yeah. They've been together like two years or something. OK, so. Is that a long time? I guess in Hollywood, yes. I heard Susan Sarandon just said that she would be open to dating any age, any gender. Wow.

There you go. Why don't you get out there? Are you open to that age? Oh, yeah, any gender. Wow. There you go. Why don't you get out there? Are you open to that age? Oh yeah, big time. Whoa. Cool him down, fella. It's Susan Sarandon. Wow.

Yeah, big time. May, I do think you should do things like this and come back to the pod and tell us about it. I mean, I- You do things like this. Do things like this. Yes. You must do things like this and come back and tell us.

Dave, Susan, Serendipity? In this world, you can talk about it. But also, again, we're talking about it like it's a real option. You never know. It is an option. Call me. She said she's open to any age, open to any gender, and then get her to ask a question. She was so formative for me.

How did this become the most random conversation? Also, we have Anna Kendrick's face on pause. Oh yeah, we gotta hear Anna's question and answer. Anna! Anna, what have you got for us? If I could be the best in the world at something, and nobody could know about it, I would want to be the best in the world at dancing. I'm not a good dancer, but I would love to be like a ballerina.

Like the turns and the leaps and whatever. And it would be my preference to do it in front of people and have People be very impressed by me Yeah, but I like it so much the idea of that like that ability to do that with your body that I think that would be very satisfying Anna no No, you're satisfying her on the rules. She's like no those aren't the rules. Ting's very upset that we can't tell anyone. Because Anna, and give me a ring-a-ding,

we need to talk about this. Because why if you can't dance and then you learn and you are nailing it, would you wanna keep it a secret? No, you don't wanna keep it a secret, but you have to. Yeah. But why? Because that's the only way you get that power. That's the only way we get that power Yeah with great power also I really get responsibility desire to like I have always wished I was one of those people that was born and was like

I just got a And we'll sing pink Pony. Yeah, right here. Okay, two, three, and pink pony. Wait, can the camera see? You have your back to this camera. I'm gonna do a slut drop. Oh, okay, I see. I'm gonna do a what? A slut drop. Oh, yeah. That's why. Okay. That tick, that's why Oh, a slut drop. I thought you said a slut drop. Look what slut woke up. It's just toothless slut. Oh my god.

Biggie likes it. Biggie said, I like what you're putting down. A toothless slut with dead eyes would like a piece of that. No dead eyes. Calling Biggie a slut is the funniest part of this episode so far. Wow, you guys, what a pod. What a pod. What a pod.

I love being in person with you. What a treat this was. God, we are good. Thank you, Anna, for the question. Yeah, thank you. Even though Tig didn't understand it at all. I don't understand it at all. I loved it.

I want Anna to come over and dance while I'm struttin' around the house in my heels. And I play piano. Yeah, and Fortune plays the piano. I'm unconscious astral, asshole projecting. Oh my God. Oh wow. This was great.

It really was. We do have good news for our listeners. What is it? Well our show in Austin in April sold out. Yeah. And so we are going to live stream that show because it's our biggest show today, 3,000 people. And if you want to watch it, you can buy a streaming ticket.

3,000 people? 3,000 people are going to be there in person with us. 3,000 people in Austin. Or people are gonna be there in person with us. 3,000 people in Austin. That's insane. We're like, we need to go watch these foolish, foolish people. It's part of the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. So on April 12th, you can get your live streaming ticket.

That link will be good for a week. And I think it's gonna be a pretty great show. I know, let's get, I mean, let's gonna be a pretty great show. I think so too. Let's break our record with live streams. Let's get a people from all over the world. Biggest live stream in the world. Biggest live stream in the world. And then there's just like 50 tickets left

for our show at the Ryman in Nashville. That one won't be live streamed. So get those tickets. Oh, I thought you were saying that one won't sell out. There's no possible way we can get rid of 50 tickets. It's, but it will be at the iconic Ryman Theater. And I'm so stoked for that. And guess who will be there?

We've talked about it, but I bought her her ticket today. Cher. No! Paul Abdul! Paul Abdul is gonna be there? Oh my God. Now we have to get Paul Abdul on the show. I'm a big fan.

I love her. It was just that you put her in a very odd category. No, sounds like you do not like Paula Abdul for some weird reason. My mom's going to be there. Ginger. Oh, yes, of course. Ginger's going to be there. Great, great.

With Paula. With Paula. They're together now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, gosh. So yeah, those are very exciting things. Here, let's put it out there. There are certain people, there are country singers that it'd be nice to have.

Oh yeah. So if you are a country singer. Nicole Kidman. If you're Nicole Kidman. Oh, she lives in Nashville? Yeah, with her country singing husband, Keith Urban. Keith Urban, please come. Please Keith Urban. Please Keith Urban. Please Keith Urban. Please Keith Urban. Keith Urban, please come. Please Keith Urban.

Please Keith Urban. Please Keith Urban. It says, ask the air, Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton. Please Dolly. It's meant to be. I have a Dolly Parton shirt on today. Dolly.

Oh my gosh, I have a Dolly Parton shirt on with tits in a dumpster. Oh my god. Wait, what? My tits are in a dumpster. Oh yeah, that's right. I don't know if you've heard, but she's got some knockers. Anyway.

I would give anything to have Dolly come to our show or send us a question. But also we would deal with Keith Urban showing up. We would love Keith Urban. I would love that. So this comes out February 25th. Can I plug? I am so desperate to have handsome fans

at these music shows that I'm doing. And I'm gonna tell funny stories and there's special guests. So February 26th in LA at the Regent Theater. And it was my understanding you're also doing the show Topless. Oh, I'm good, sure. Yeah, should I put that out there? Yes.

Yeah, sure. And no shoes. And no shoes. Barefoot or socks. Yeah, just a cowboy hat and one tooth So February 26 with Lauren Ruth Ward at the Regent Theatre and then I'm Paul Abdul and Paul Abdul will be there March 1st in Toronto Danforth Music Hall March 4th at the Grammar seat in New York with special guest Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Really? Yeah, it's gonna be incredible. Oh look at that! Get a video from him, get a question from him. I will, I'll ask him.

And then March 9th in London at the Kentish Town Forum with Charles Watson and other surprise guests with Prince Charles. Amazing. Go see those shows. Go see. Stephanie and I already are, we have a, oh yeah, we're think we can come to you. You could meet me. Yeah. Yeah, I think welcome to oh I'm free. Yeah. Oh, that's so nice. Please. That's all please I'm on tour if you want to see some stand-up Irvine improv in March and Ontario, California Then my theater tour starts in Savannah, Georgia, Charleston, South Carolina, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Columbus, all those places, Greensboro.

Oh, Roanoke, Virginia, shout out. But tons of dates and I'm adding a bunch more, so fortunefemister.com for those. Go to tignotaro.com. I'm doing a bunch more, so fortunefemister.com for those. Go to tignotaro.com. I'm doing a show in Arkansas, but I don't have anything in front of me at some point. I will be there. And as far as Toronto, I am no longer there.

I will be back in a handful of months working out new material. So hang in there, Toronto. I'll be right back. But man, were those audiences great at Comedy Bar. And get your merch, handsapod.com. I just got our hoodie and sweatpants. It is, I'm not kidding, the most comfortable.

Do you wear them together, match them in a combo? Yeah, really good. The sweatpants are the perfect, sometimes sweatpants are like so baggy, these are like so good. They're the perfect, sometimes sweatpants are like, so baggy, these are like, so good. They're soft, yeah. I'm not just saying it, but if you buy those, you will be very happy with them. Yeah, I mean just like picture Paula Abdul in them. Yeah, exactly. Well guys, all that's left is to

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