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Episode Date: July 8, 2024Danny Trejo gets attacked at Tujunga 4th of July parade, Joey's goof with his friend goes a little too far Support the victims at https://4orefathers.com ...
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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know
But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end
The best is over
Many Americans I think feel that way muster on the beat whore muster be cunt muster on the beat you cum-guzzling whore
Start this incel version of not like us, bitches, and fuck N-words.
You ready, Mustard?
Mustard, let's kill these sluts.
Let's kill sluts, Mustard.
I'm really Roger's Mustard.
They're not like us.
I've been listening to your messages about whores, Mustard,
and I'm with you.
I have a gun, Mustard, and I'm going to a sorority tonight.
Let's put more nails in these whores than T-Zone.
Mustard, I've seen this abliminal messaging.
Let's get these slots.
I love radicalized incel Kendrick.
Hey Mustard, I didn't know you were an incel too.
I have a gun.
I have a pressure cooker and I know how to make a bomb.
Muster, Kendrick, I gotta say, I'm shocked to meet the first ever married with children incel in my entire life.
But we're brothers. We can be brothers.
Muster on the beat you little slit.
Hope you enjoy my trunk. I'm drinking a fifth of vodka, dare we to drive? It's becoming E4 D.
Need to see who comes M&M's.
Muster on the beat you dirty cunt.
We're coming off a bender. I think we just had the greatest 4th of July.
Yeah dude, I hope so.
It was a wild night last night.
So hungover.
We all like, we're like, you know, we have a big episode today.
Oh, it's not really.
Hopefully it could be a classic. I'm also very uncomfortable about it.
It's very evil.
But yeah, I have nothing to do with this.
And I feel I feel so filthy.
It's your friend Logan.
Yeah, I got nothing to do with this.
Don't throw him on me like that.
I'm excited to find out a lot.
You brought him.
He's sadistic.
There's a bone crusher Logan alliance.
You've corrupted.
And despite the bit, there's still
a lot of other things to talk about.
For instance, Connor killed Danny Treyo yesterday
It's a hunger parade. Cane wasn't enough for board. All right, Kane Trey. Oh
You got bro, yeah, so what the fuck happened? Yeah, I mean pull the photo
I just sent it to you the parade sucks. By the way, this is the sum of the hunger parade
I've been every year my entire life.
Yeah, they do a whole thing where they,
they have the world, they have the hunga's oldest rock.
I can't stress enough, there's not a single float.
There's, it's just guys and cars,
a lot of like Toyota Tundras.
Because everyone in Tahun'gah is like,
floats have flowers and that's gay.
It's gay.
It's gay shit.
Yeah.
Dude, there was just like a police motorcade
at the beginning and I was like,
I think this is part of the parade, I don't really know.
They're doing like formations.
I was like, what the fuck?
It's so sad.
And there was a guy just walking around
with a Trump cardboard cutout.
Yeah.
Not part of the parade at all.
He didn't get like sanctioned by the city.
Right.
He was just walking up and down the street.
With a Trump cardboard cutout.
Full size cardboard cutout.
That's cool, well that's cool.
I didn't love, I saw there was a whole thing where people are playing hopscotch
But in a swastika formation
Yeah, well that was me the police barricade. It was just a doi checkpoint at the end of the saddest looking city
And I saw that pictures of the bridge. Is this on Foothill? Yeah, that's what I mean. Look at these
Retards. Yeah, they're both dead. He killed her last night. He shot himself. Yeah, that's my friend's parents
Sorry guys, it's all good man, but there's trejo and look at his face just look at those hiking trails
He's also 80 or something. I get it, but he's also always had that face.
He does not look 80.
I've never seen him smile. That's crazy.
His face is made out of braille. It's fucking unbelievable.
That's tortuga right there.
Tortuga, magite.
But yeah dude, I mean this parade is so sad.
The biggest attraction is we have
someone to hung us oldest rock.
Yeah. It's in a glass case.
It's in a glass case. There's a giant banner case. I saw it in a picture. It's in a glass case. There's a giant banner.
It's also an underwhelmingly sized rock.
Yeah.
It's like the size of a human head.
That's crazy.
Because it was the last rock
they used to kill a gay guy in town.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I raised him.
Ah!
Woo!
Like Chinese people killing a baby.
Like.
It's the longest, oldest race crime.
Yeah, dude. It's just a really sad parade.
This year was sadder.
It was the sad, also, aside from the trailer thing,
this was by far the worst it's ever been.
Really?
Yeah, my family, we're all texting each other all day
and being like, this is like,
they're setting a new precedent.
This is gone to shit.
This is gone to shit and it was already shit.
The bar is in hell and they descended past it. It sucks, but it has a charm. We love it, you know what I mean is in hell. And they descended past it.
It sucks.
But it has a charm.
We love it.
You know what I mean?
That's great.
They look fun.
And we always had a celebrity ambassador.
And growing up.
Petty Trey O.
Growing up.
Petty Trey was pretty fucking cool.
I love him.
It's sick, but when I was a baby,
it was Patrick Shwazy.
Oh, that's great.
So he'd come down the parade also.
And then for years. That's way better. And then for years, it was Patrick Shwazy. So he'd come down the parade also. And then for years it was David Carradine.
Damn.
Wow, a lot of people that have tragic endings.
People who, yeah, he came down,
he came down hanging himself jacking off.
Yeah, everyone who has a tragic ending.
So what's the, I mean, I'm expecting Danny Trayor
to step on a rake and kill himself.
I mean, I think that he was attempting to die that day.
He tried to die yesterday.
Yeah, he did get knocked. That would have been record timing.
This reminds me of one cat. For lack of a better word, he got knocked the fuck out.
He did. So that photo I took with him was, I'm not kidding, maybe three minutes before he threw down.
This is why he doesn't go to the hood anymore, dude. No.
This is why he went out and got beat up by that soccer player.
This is why he just makes tacos and shit and donuts.
Yeah.
Settled room.
July, but after Danny Trejo is not celebrating after-
What the hell is with you, you slurry whore?
It is the Fourth of July, but after Danny Trejo is not-
Fourth of July, but after Danny Trejo is not-
You wine-drunk slut.
Fourth of July, you mustered on the beat, whore.
Celebrating after he got into a fight at a parade in the San Fernando Valley.
What is going on with this pill head?
Fox 11, Burbank Lady, get it together.
God damn it.
She spent a little too much time at McGuffin's.
Uh-huh.
She goes, Fox 11, day and truck, I guess if I just saw her rising, Kevin saw Horizon, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Costner, I had
sixteen Modellas throughout that stupid piece of shit.
I had the Horizon margarita.
I ate some margarita with dirt in it.
And at seven we're doing a story on how fentanyl and wine makes you talk weird.
Which I think, fentanyl and wine makes you the greatest newscaster that's ever lived.
Down at the Sunland, DeHunga, California parade commemorating America's birthday.
We go live to Fox 11's Gina Silva in DeHunga with more. Gina.
Johnny, horny about her.
She's cute.
It is funny, anytime anyone's doing a report from Tahun-ga,
like they cut to this lady, she goes,
Heil Hitler, Gina.
I'm here in Tahun-ga, man.
I'm here in beautiful Tahun-ga, the birthplace
of the Hell's Angels.
Lots of Armenians and Koreans around.
That wouldn't happen back in the day. Back to you.
And they're like, what about Danny Trejo?
She's like, shut up.
This happened in the morning.
It was a fun family event.
And Danny Trejo was an honorary guest.
Unfortunately, it turned violent and all of it was captured on cell phone video.
A water balloon was thrown at his head in the vintage car.
Danny Trejo was participating in the Sunland Tahanga 4th of July parade.
But after he was hit by a water balloon, Danny stepped out of his car and chaos ensued.
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I think they're planned.
I think Mario.
Yeah, it's all white trash.
What's up?
What's up, homie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all just like any trail.
His friends look like all the Cholo's and Bruce Almighty.
They've never a monkey showed up their ass.
Dude, Joel actors really fucking kill me.
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It's my favorite archetype of Hollywood star. They've got Ethan Hawke in the bathtub.
Because they were Cholo's at one point. They were like banging and all of a sudden it's like,
I'd love to ride out with you but we got like a crazy call time tomorrow. He goes, craft services, man,
it's fucking me up and shit, homie.
Like, I can't.
Yeah, you're like smoking a butt.
You're like, that fool Jim Carrey, he's like,
fuck, that dude's like a fucking wild boy.
He stays in character, bro.
Yo, like, that dude's a spaz.
He be spazzing.
It's like, yeah, homie, we can kick it tonight,
but can you help me with the self tape real quick?
Nah, fool, they said they hate green screens.
We need a white background.
Anyway, we gotta make it to Otani night.
By the way, there is a bar in LA that says-
Otani eats free.
Otani eats free and I really wanna go there
dressed like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's
with an Otani jersey on and be like,
I'm ready for my free meal!
I'm like, I'm gonna be so happy!
And they're like, oh my God, shohei Otani's here!
They completely believe it's me!
They're like, everyone clear God, Shohei Otani's here. They completely believe it's me.
They're like, everyone clear out, Otani's here.
Ha ha ha.
Woo.
Also, this guy Arnie, he is trying to rebuild
Tahaunga in an insane way.
He has this whole construction plan called Arnieville.
That sucks.
He's a full narcissist.
Arnieville?
But he owns only failing businesses.
It's like a coffee shop that sucks ass.
There's a hookah place that sucks ass.
And like some kind of like party rental place,
I think, that sucks.
And he's trying to develop all this part of like Foothill
to be Arnieville.
It is so scenically beautiful.
Like there is, I'm surprised that like there isn't
more stuff going on because it's so beautiful.
It's really not.
Well back in the day. It's so beautiful. It's really not
Pretty when you finally make that left her to start going up into the note that foothill stretch is ugly Oh, I mean the buildings are the commerce of it. Yeah, no to hunger. I will buy all my money down
That's like that is geographically one of the prettiest. Yeah parts of
Yeah, it's all rolling hills.
I mean, it's technically the valley, but we sit above it.
Like, from certain vantage points in the tongue,
you can see the entire valley.
It's so fucking cool.
So yeah, I mean, but anyway, this guy's a narcissist.
We're trying to create Arnie.
We're trying to create Arnie Phillips.
He's like, you know, Danny Trejo
and these goons are fighting up Arnie Phil.
Yeah.
Arnie is Danny's best friend.
Just look at this guy. He's bleeding so much.
He got fucked up. he looks like an injured seal
He and Danny were both punched and they fell to the ground this is right after that where
This is right after that where anybody was. Welcome to Arnieville's on his shirt.
I want an Arnieville shirt.
Arnie Abramian was there and captured the scene on his cell phone.
First he was more like confronting.
It wasn't like he went there to hit somebody.
But then I think once he got hit he was throwing punches.
Was he hurt?
He didn't seem hurt. I think he was more...
I don't think he was physically hurt.
His friend got dropped.
They both got knocked out really badly. It looks like, if I'm being fair, it looks like Danny like stumbled like he was physically injured. Dude, dude, dude. His friend got dropped. Dude, they both got knocked out really badly.
It looks like, if I'm being fair, it looks like Danny, like, stumbled, like he lost his footing.
The other dude got fucking laid out.
They're also seven-year-old dudes.
It's like a bunch of messed up bikers.
He's 80. His friend doesn't look 80. His friend just looks like he got fucked up.
I'm just saying, they're fighting, like, messed up white bikers.
Sure.
They're all jacked and fucking, like, ready to go.
Like, what do you think?
Sure.
By the way, uh, I'm sure those spatter for
I thought you were trying to say Fata like fat
Still not great, but now it's worse
Vata spatter for kicks ass
What? What happened?
Vatra's spaddafore kicks ass.
Vatra's spaddafore's ready.
That's actually an amazing joke.
Yeah.
Was he hurt?
He didn't seem hurt.
I think he was more, I don't think he was physically hurt.
That guy's like 30.
I think he was upset.
He got fucking leveled.
He ran away.
Anger is a must.
Why do you think they did that to him?
Is it some old gang shit?
He was fucking, no.
Why did they fuck with Trayn though?
Like, he's all drunk.
Don't they know he's in Bruce Almighty?
Dude, I don't know what's happening. My parents were also, I was up the street, they were right next to it.
And somehow did not notice.
Also that is the point of like everybody throws water balloons at the flood.
Yes, so also I saw another like police interview, not police, news interview and it's like some like 20 year old kid.
And he's like, yeah I don't really get why he got so upset like this parade's kind of like nothing
And we just like throw water balloons each other. That's like the whole parade
I've been at parades in small towns where that is I've like that's the whole parade
That's the whole point of it when you're a famous guy like that you think any any any liquid thrown at you like might have acid
In it or something. I don't know man, but here's thing though. I already know he's
acid in it or something. I don't know man, but here's the thing though.
His face is already melting.
He's felt this way.
The acid fix it.
It cares, yeah.
Things are the skin blue, fool.
He comes out like handsome Squidward, he's gorgeous.
No, but here's the thing, it's like we all throw
water balloons at each other, that's the whole thing.
All the floats are is just the high school baseball team
in the back of a truck and they have squirt guns
and water balloons and they just fucking nail people.
That's the whole thing. And then you as the viewer you throw back, but we all saw the low riders and they were fucking gorgeous.
Yeah, they're really nice cars.
You're an idiot. Don't throw it at the low rider.
Yeah.
Like don't do that.
And no one did that until he got to this point.
Also, this is the halfway point of the parade.
But I wonder if it was like a stupid kid that threw it and then he ran over.
And could find the wrong guy like Ron or test. I don't think yeah exactly cuz I like I was
So I I did the exact same mistake when I was a kid in Burke, South Dakota
There was a parade in a shitty little town just like this and they had a little parade going and their beauty queen
the South Dakota the
Like what miss South Dakota came in like a nice car and
Everybody like I think was like oh use your best judgment. Don't nail her
And I fucking let go dude I killed I nailed her dude
But so it's like but I was a little kid and so that's my theory about what happened here
I bet it was a kid this is you might be right and just this soft topic
But just as far as this like just completely flubbing it and like having bad judgment this soft topic
But when I was a kid, I have a very autistic cousin. He's nonverbal. He can't speak
He's 21 now, but I was maybe 14
My grandpa's house. It's a fun family hang.
And my cousin, I can't stress enough,
I love him to death, but he does not speak,
he only stems, that's all he does.
Stimulates, he just constantly.
I know who you're talking about.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
And he's-
Get touch my beard, it was very endearing.
He's the best, I love him, he's the sweetest boy.
And I'm maybe 15, and we're all in the living room,
and he's on his back, standing.
And I was like, it'd be hilarious to beef stew my cousin.
Is that a fart pie?
Yes. So it's my autistic cousin laying on his back and I walk over and I just
squat an inch from his nose and I rip the nastiest part of my entire life. What if it was so horrible?
How old were you? Like 15 I think.
You just killed Kay. In my head.
That's like all.
I was in a whore pack.
You were bloodlust.
I was like anyone can get it.
What if it was so horrible it fixed him
and he starts cursing.
He goes, that's fucking Stakes, Donner.
Everyone's like, oh.
Like it's this big moment.
You unlocked him.
But I can't shut it up.
I was like, this will be so, it'll crush.
Like everyone in the family will be like,
that's the comedian. We love it
I ripped this far. I look up everyone is That's so weird. That's actually the worst thing I could ever hear about it.
That's so weird, man.
That's so terrible.
That's so genuine.
That's so weird.
It was so weird to me.
It was like the equivalent of post-nut clarity.
That's exactly what it felt like.
I'm just like, oh, what have I done?
You started saying, sorry, I didn't mean to hug.
No, my dad grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me outside.
I was in trouble.
Your dad's a good guy, he knows that.
I thought Joe would find that funny.
All we ever did was potty humor and shit.
That's all we did as kids.
My Uncle Joe, all he wanted to do was throw up around us.
Non-verbal.
He didn't find you farting in his autistic child's face.
No, he did not.
No, he certainly hated it.
That's a lot of Uncle Joe.
Couldn't believe it, man.
I was fucking prude.
Guy doesn't like comedy, I guess.
I turned, I'm like, I felt betrayed, actually.
My favorite thing I've ever heard.
They left me hanging there.
You're sick.
You are so sick.
Can I get one of your things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
All right, so we're going to wrap this up soon, and then we have a we have a pretty big thing to share with
The people this is weird
But at the same time comfortable he was I think the blood was boiling so after the fact maybe he
Is coming up also Connor, but yeah, but at the moment. I meant that okay cool
Yeah, sorry, let's but I'm horrified very nervous. I derail you about how this goes
He didn't show any pain Arnie says he feels really bad this happened because he knows Danny is a good guy
Fucking deck do these guys that were defending themselves they killed it man. Thank you
Salute to them. I hope they went to Everest and they like they feasted
Well they went to they went to Pebgy's right next door and had chili anos and they had a fucking blast. Okay and thank you for taking your time and coming down to our 4th of July
parade and I'm sorry on behalf of our community we love you on behalf of Arnieville.
Arnieville didn't mean to do that tonight. This is one of the best things We love you. We appreciate your Every movie based on Tunga is the saddest movie. You talked about Hesher. Hesher is very sad.
Hesher is the saddest movie I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Wasn't Paul Walker from Tunga?
He's from Tunga.
He's from Sunderland, Tunga.
Yeah, he's from Sunderland.
He did this parade once and the father of a teenager
ran up to him and threw acid on his face.
He wrapped his car around a tree at the end of the night.
That's why he crashed.
He got hit by a balloon.
We have a winner!
Did I ever tell my Paul Walker dad story on this podcast about the show I used to run?
So Paul Walker grew up in my town and I would see his dad everywhere, like everywhere.
I've heard this from being in this area, I've heard about Paul Walker's father being everywhere.
We had the same gym schedule it seemed like, I saw him this from being in this area. Yes. I've heard about Paul Walker's father being everywhere.
We had the same gym schedule it seemed like.
I saw him in the gym every single day.
And he looks exactly like Paul Walker, just older,
but like piercing blue eyes.
And I started running a show at the Crow's Nest
in Tujunga Sports Bar.
You did the show.
Yeah, it was terrible.
A terrible show.
And then one day I'm starting the show
and I see Paul Walker's dad is just there.
Not for my show, but he was like drinking at the bar and he's like, oh, I'm fucking sick. He's a local. Yeah. I stuck around for the show. He sits down, he starts watching the show and I see Paul Walker's dad is just there. Not for my show, but he was like drinking at the bar
and he's like, oh, I'll fucking sit around.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll sit around for the show.
He sits down, he starts watching the show.
I'm hosting the show.
I had a joke, this is right after he died,
and I had a joke about Fast and the Furious.
Not about Paul Walker at all.
Yeah.
But I am hosting a show, I'm very green.
I'm maybe like a year and a half into standup
and I'm hosting the show, I'm nervous as shit.
Like it's all my friends and families and Paul Walker's dad and I start the joke about Fast and the Furious
and I just see him stand up and walk out and that is like so devastating it's
like a young comic you're like oh fuck you ruined his day I ruined his day so
bad I had like just continued to like ten more minutes to stand up it was the
fucking and you love Paul walk and I love Paul Walker I would never despair to be fair his dad has had worst days. Yeah
When Dom Toretto
All right, so that's the Danny Trejo stuff I also just got some intel really quickly I
Someone DME saying that the guy who landed the punch on Dan Trejo was like one of my childhood friends
Oh, I don't know how true that is, but this guy just DM me being like yeah Christian Wheeler fucking decked them
And I was like, oh shit
Tracks you knew a bunch of traffic and this guy was also a fucking psycho
What are the alpha dog Christian Wheeler was maybe one of the most scary guys to be around I've ever met
Not because he was like
Scary like intimidating but like he would just do shit like when we were middle school
He would just fill his backpack full of books like textbooks and then just whip you in the head
She's I saw him like knock out people like
Just really good at this is what you're saying. He was good at it. Literally this is what he's built for.
He was like Scorpion with like the whip.
He got really good at it.
He can't get over here.
When I got that DM I was like, yeah dude, I mean this is like what he's meant for.
This is so funny.
I keep thinking of an Alpha Dog situation with Danny Trejo where he's kidnapped and they're holding him for a ransom.
And then Danny He's like 85. He's 85 years old. He's having a blast. He's having a ball.
He's like, these white boys are crazy. I love these guys.
What is this, Jessup?
I also accept that.
I guess we have to start going into the...
Okay. Is this what you want to start with?
Yeah, and then let me send one more thing and that's it.
So we've done something that's possibly I have no clue
what Logan our friend Logan heroes that that Connor you don't know no no no no
so I'll explain this okay you know you corrupted a sweet boy now this was meant
to be like an innocent funny little goof
And it's gotten really out of hand. It's gotten way out of hand. There are lawyers involved
This is a goof that might people are gonna go like Joey's a sociopath
This is what does it I I think, I think I'm being a sick freak on this one.
You are. This is the sickest thing of all time.
Hang on dude, hang on. Alright, Devin, why won't this go?
Here's the thing.
I got this.
Devin, go to shopforfathers.com. F-O-R-E.
I'm on it. Shop all. Shop all?
No, a different one one that open a new tab
so this is gonna help me explain this but so here I'm gonna go right into it
right now all right so here's thing also the the bit is very goofy and silly it's
the amount of time it's been drawn out for that is so it's it's it's good so
let me explain point so John and I and the bone crusher
Have been in a group tax called the bone crushers for a long time and then our friend
Logan or Connor friend this guy that he introduced me. Don't do your friends look
All right, love him. I love Logan, but you like I didn't know he was a sick fucking
I didn't know he was a sick fucking freak. But so for some reason John added Logan to the Bunk Crusher because I guess he's like Jack.
I'm gay for Logan, yeah.
He's just a super jack guy and it's all jack guys and that's why Connor's not in there.
Alright, you know what?
It's all super strong guys.
I won't even entertain him.
Bunk Crusher.
Nick Goofin. I don't know why Connor's...John added Logan in the way. I don't know why. Anyways. Stealing my friends.
Anybody's new friend John if John meets them he has to make them his friend too.
So anyways Brock my friend Brock who's been on the show. He's the guy who the bone crusher
He he's the guy who got his bones crushed by the bone crusher
He's the crush-ee.
But also like one of my best friends.
Known forever and love his crushed bones.
So the crush-ee I've known since I was two years old.
So Brock starts a golf apparel company called Four Fathers.
Could you go back to the original?
The rocks? Yeah, that's right.
All right. Yeah. So Four Fathers.
So their whole thing, it's a rock.
The faces. It's like the.
Yeah. Mount Rushmore.
It's very funny because Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt weren't Four Fathers.
They sell some hats
They're having a fun time. They you know they went to wicks and they started a website
I do like those hats and we all did very good hats by the way, but are they stolen from this website?
No, they're not easy found this website
No, yes, so the bow crusher message does and goes like guys by the way cuz Brock kept like posting the Brock's ads and
And and John would just like kind of be like god look at these fucking hillbillies trying to advertise
This guy this guy's everything is more like yeah, John John's constantly like hill so
I torment Brock. He'll send a picture like like a video of a skyscraper downtown,
and he'll just go, hey Brock, you ever seen one of these?
You ever see a building this tall?
Does it scare you, Brock?
He goes, they're called skyscraper.
That's really epic.
Do you think this is a god?
He goes, they got elevators in them.
Go all the way
Rock was trying to act like South Dakota kicks ass. He sent us a picture of pokey one time and we were both like what is that goldfish?
He sent his pokeball and he's like he was all excited about this pokeball and John just goes where's that fucking hillbilly slop? He goes, yuck, yuck. It looked like the worst pokeball I've ever seen.
It was great, it wasn't great.
He was excited about that.
God, not something that far from a fucking ocean.
Jesus, he poke.
We're right in the middle.
Couldn't be further away.
We're so mean.
Cuts of all that.
Yeah, also so elite.
I mean, and Brock is actually like like if he lived here like if you
Love him if everybody would love him. He's so charismatic
No funny balls to visit
He's like Charlie Kelly's never gone five miles outside of his town and that's why he deserves
And so so anyways bunk crusher goes like hey the way, don't have the heart to tell Brock,
but there already is a forefathers golf apparel company.
And then so go back to the other one.
So this is the other one.
This is the official one.
These guys have been around forever.
This is the real forefathers.
But instead of an F, Brock has a four.
Yeah, because they had the real domain.
So these guys' apparel, let's look at their hats.
Is the hat similar?
They have hats and hats. It's the same fucking hats. They're the real domain like so these guys apparel. Let's look at their hats is the hats and hats
They got the string and everything
So then we so then we started cooking up this goof in the in the boat crushers group tax for like wouldn't it be funny?
Logan since like he knows all our voices, but he doesn't know yours wouldn't it be funny if you contacted Brock as
The owner of the the real forefathers and did a cease and desist
Threaten to sue him and do all this stuff
And then so he decides like yeah, that is good. Let me do it
I started coaching him what to say and it got so soaning. John and I were feeding him all these lines.
And then, but so he got even sicker with it.
Yeah.
By the way, real quick, I just want to like say,
like the last week,
Connor and I have just been sitting around John and Joey
and they're like, dude, this bit's going great.
And we're like, what?
We have no, we're completely out of touch.
We have no clue what's going on.
No clue what's going on.
We were at the gym the other day.
It was making me sick to my stomach.
Joey starts telling me, Brock starts calling me,
going, emergency, call me.
In all caps, emergency.
In all caps, emergency, call me, all caps.
I have three missed calls.
Joey's like, don't pick it up.
Don't say anything to him.
And I'm like, I feel bad.
Like, Brock's a friend.
This guy's obviously having a panic attack.
I don't want to, I want to see.
By the way, by the way, that is so crazy to say emergency call now now. It's like okay. Did somebody die. It's like no getting sued
Well, then why don't know why he started saying emergency to me. He thought he was like
This is the best part and so I'll set this up
But it's you kind of have to hear it in the call that I say yeah from Logan
But so Logan calls him he starts going like cease and assist
He does a lot of funny stuff about forefathers and he eventually rocks trying to go like well
I'm doing like forefathers of the country. You're doing like forefathers like golf dads with kids. It's for golf dads, you know and
Logan goes like honestly the whole thing's a gimmick. He's like, my stupid bitch wife, we got divorced.
He's like, I don't even see the kid anymore.
You guys, last time I saw-
Isn't that what Logan was saying?
Yeah. Logan was killing.
Logan, he tapped into a different person.
Yes, 100%.
It's scary.
The Kaiser So said.
Yeah, he did, he fully, yeah.
Logan goes, what?
The only time I see the kid,
I get the kid to do photo shoots to promote the site.
That's it, I don't even care about the kids.
And then so Brock's like, okay.
Yeah, and then at some point Brock starts going like,
so you're from LA,
because Logan has an LA area code on his phone.
And Logan goes, yeah, I'm from LA.
You know, and Brock goes, oh, I have friends in LA.
They have big podcasts with Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon
So he's like he's getting scared and he's trying to be like no I we have I know people I've cloud
It wasn't even that he was like genuinely just kind of bragging about his friends in LA and trying to be a bond with this
Guy yeah, and then also like falsely representing us like we do a podcast with Tim Dillon and Shane Gillis
He like went to us a lemon party thing, but so then he goes so then this is where it got really fucking sadistic
He this is so sick by Logan man
I
So Logan goes Oh lemon party Oh
Weird like the gay sex website Is that what you're talking about the old guys sucking each other off the gay sex stuff and Brock goes like no no no
It's like a podcast
They know it's like based on that and Logan goes. Oh weird cuz I actually own lemon party
Did not know this
I've been trying I didn't listen to the recording at all. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He goes. Yeah the gay sex one
I own that oh, and so I own all so that's why Brock started calling me things trying to warn me
He's like dude, you're getting sued. I'm so sorry cuz he's threatened to sue lemon party the podcast
It's so broad currently thinks that lemon parties about to get sued for everything
And he doesn't even care about forefathers at this point. He just like he's so he's like cuz he loves Devon
He's met Devon Devon came to South Dakota
We had a great like weekend together, and he's just like a fan of Devon's like comedy stuff. And so he's like, oh my god
I hope that was not me like Jesus Christ. This is so fucked up, man
Devon's gonna be so mad at me and I've just been going like dude
Why didn't you just Google for fathers before you meet?
Dude, it's fucked up man. This is really making me uncomfortable. I know earlier today
He told you that his friend hired a lawyer
Yeah, they know yes, they have a meeting with a lawyer. They're paying a lawyer now over this
Yeah, so Brock told me that he paid big money to get like a private
This goof this goof is now getting expensive and it's like a psychological thriller
Logan's like too close to the case, he's losing himself.
He's texting me like he's Leo from the Departed.
Like pull me out man, I'm too fucking close.
I don't even know who I am in there man.
Dude Logan was on the phone with Brock.
Why don't you give me a fucking bottle of whiskey
and a handgun?
Logan's on the phone.
Because when I'm Eric Scriven's.
Logan's on the phone with Brock like it's fucking
Wolf of Wall Street.
He's like flipping off the phone like fuck
Low and it's like I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit against Brock my hand is shaking
Convincing the lemon party I own lemon party my hand is not fucking move
He's the villain from beekeeper at this point
Which should I play one of the recording?
Let's go into the recording. Just the the one that Logan calls him? Also before you start playing this, here's the big thing that's about to happen, is that
Brock currently thinks that he's doing a big meeting with the original Four Fathers guy
on the pod.
We're going to do it live on the pod.
And...
So Brock's going to talk to Logan on the phone and Logan is going to pretend to be the Four
Fathers owner?
Yes.
The initial company, this company?
The real Four Fathers. The real Four Fathers. We're going to call Brock be the forefathers owner. The initial company, this company, real forefathers, real forefathers.
We're going to call Brock and then loop Logan in.
And also Brock thinks that this guy's giving us one last chance before he sues us into
oblivion.
So I talked to Brock and I was like, man, I talked to this guy.
I've chilled them out a little bit.
He said that he didn't like your attitude or whatever.
You set him off.
And, but he's like willing to resolve this amicably.
And, but just, so I said like, dude, just chill out though.
We're gonna do this call on the pod.
I told Brock, he wants to do it on the pod.
Brock bought it.
It's crazy that he's buying this.
Yeah.
You're a sick puppy, Joe.
This is Logan.
This is all Logan. I don't know Brock at all, like even here in the phone call at 33 taps
I'm like, is he the dumbest guy? No, he's not he's actually no, he's he's he's just
I mean like I'm sure you sweetheart, but it's just like it's so funny that he thinks that you can handle this
Well, if this was an actual legal dispute why?
Works in computers he lives in this. Well, also an actual legal dispute. Why would you remind them that's how much he loves it?
He works in computers. He lives in LA.
He knows big people. He's a big city hot shot.
They're like, Joey's got a MacBook. He can handle this.
Joey, is the one you set me in text the one I should play first?
Uh, could you start playing it? And if it's Logan talking to Brock,
that's the one. We should just not let him play.
Brock, can you hear me? Yes, that's the one we should just not right can you hear me yes that's one yes I can perfect so you get everything
figured out off on those roofs dude it's it's wild out here man we've I've been
good money man where I live recession proof a lot of insurance money but uh
yeah we got like three inch hail probably a week ago all these windows shattered out
I do I do let me explain this really quick and then we'll like let it play for a little while
but so the setup for this call is that
We so we John and I were feeding Logan lines and going like okay
Here's the bit
Here's how you should do this buddy up with them and sort of start mentoring him and be like, okay, here's the bit. Here's how you should do this. Buddy up with them and sort of start mentoring him and be like, oh, man, I got your back, man.
I like you work on roofs, bro. Like, that's crazy.
Like do manual shit. Buddy up with him and then turn on him.
Yeah. And then so that's what's happening right now.
And then it gets quite. And pretend that you can't comprehend that you're going to ruin this man's life.
Just act like it's a casual business conversation. Yeah, exactly.
Like, it's just fine. Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, and it's like the same call.
It wasn't even about forefathers.
He said, this isn't about forefathers.
Oh, you're putting the wrong one.
Oh, I know.
That's mine with him.
I'll play that.
Hey, Brock, can you hear me?
So skip to like three minutes.... procession... We...
We are in the process of like our trademarked stuff and I don't really see us being anything
big.
So this is how I started.
I want to let you know my backstory.
Do you know what Branded Build is?
No, I don't.
Google Branded Build, they're one of the top hat companies in all the US now.
And the owner and the starter grew up in my hometown.
By the way, real quick, that should have tipped Brock off immediately.
He doesn't know the biggest hat company.
If you work in the garment industry whatsoever, you should know the biggest distributor of hats.
You sell hats. By the way, the one hat that I have that I wear, like when I don't shower, is a branded
Bill's hat.
It's actually a pretty sick company.
One of the funniest.
But it's a South Dakota based company.
But anyways, Devin, skip to like 11 minutes.
One of my favorite things you told him in our group text is you said, Logan, tell Brock
that if you want to get in the golf apparel business, the first 10 years is going to absolute
war in courtrooms.
We told Logan to just like romanticize how he got just fucking raped in court for 10 years.
He lost everything.
Romanticize.
Yeah.
He's like, dude, but it makes you a better entrepreneur.
And I'll mentor you.
He goes, I lost everything.
My parents lost everything.
My whole family, because they had to pay my legal fees.
But it made me a better entrepreneur.
And that's what's going to happen to you
when I finish with you.
He goes, Madoff took me and I'm Madoff to you.
Go to 11 minutes.
And then this is where he starts getting kind of twisted.
We love golfing.
I mean, that's what I love to do
I think yeah most I mean men are most men are age love to get on the course fucking bullshit
Get out there and have fun, and that's how this started. You know we were on rocks like really
You know please please please
I'm tired of a couple simple guys. You know, please, please, please don't do this.
This is so evil.
And with presidential election year,
we're like, dude, we could fuck around
with the forefather thing,
and really screw around with some new hats,
and new additions, and new...
We had a lot of different ideas.
It was kind of fun to play around with.
But it just got to the point where,
hey man,
season is like
and you have all the legal right time. I don't know if your forefathers out there I don't know if you
realized it yesterday on Swap Your Arms. Keep going dude I thought it was 11 Logan Show. We thought maybe you found us out
because we were at Red Rocks in Denver at a concert two weeks ago. It's flapping our bark
Mean 11 there
Like oh yeah
I have like a personal trying to talk over Logan. Yeah, he does that to me. Yeah
And it's like, oh shit, I murdered a silly golf friend.
This sounds like a guy being interrogated for a murder,
but he keeps trying to talk his way out of it.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sure you're a little bit affected.
Cyrus the virus right here.
You get it.
I was just trying to find a way to get a hold of you.
I get it.
I just wanted to figure out a way to do it.
Relentless. He's so bad. He starts hold of you. I get it. I just wanted to figure out. Relentless.
He's so bad.
He starts yelling over it.
Other than my business card that I hand out personally.
There's no way they could find my work email.
It's nowhere public.
I gave it to them.
Oh, they can find it.
Trust me, once you get into it, you're kind of new to the dog apparently.
Well, not really.
You're new to dog farming. No, I'm not really. You wouldn't call a f***ing dog.
No, I don't.
I'm in California right now.
I moved from California to Vegas to Texas.
I'm all over the place.
You guys, I'm jet set, man.
I get it.
I have friends that are no dummies.
I have a buddy that's a huge podcaster in California and does stuff with like Tim Dillon
and Shane
Shane Gillis and those fuckers so Joey LaFleur and Devin Cobb they got a
podcast called hate watch and then one called lemon party hey watch that I
heard of it hate watch is more there. Lemon Party is Ben Avery.
Lemon Party's the gay guys, right?
Did they put together the Lemon Party video,
that pornographic video?
No, no, that's the goof.
That's why they called it Lemon Party, to make fun of that.
Anyways, they're funny.
That's actually a funny story.
I know the guys who are behind the lemon party
They are very litigious I
Devon was just in a Not Sundance. No. No. I don't think so. He thinks I'm in like an 824 movie. I love Brock.
He thinks we're on Max Jamie.
This is making me feel horrible, dude.
Why'd you do this?
This is Logan.
Logan got really twisted.
No, you can't.
This is you.
Neglect the blame.
I love it.
It's great content, but I just love Brock
and I feel bad that we're gonna have to tell him
in like a little bit.
I know, we don't tell him, honestly.
No, we have to.
We have to tell him tonight on the show bit. I know we don't tell him honestly
Joy how much longer should we play this?
Keep going keep going this is good. This is the meat like I
Have I'm sure it sounds like you and I are very similar
Like yeah, how yeah, I don't know the way you talk really good. You haven't given anyone else to man
Who's out there making companies with names similar to others? Because uh, hey you're gonna make me millions after all these lofts.
Because his name is Devon Cosmo?
Logan is the funniest man in the world.
Because you're gonna make me millions actually with all these lofts.
Dude, that's so good.
Do you keep pausing it by the way?
Yeah, I will.
Oh, okay.
Holy shit.
God damn it Logan.
He was supposed to be here tonight.
I know.
He got hammered.
He got drugged for the first time ever apparently last night.
He got so fucked in my head.
And he woke up with John and he didn't tell his future, his fiance that he wasn't coming
home and so she thought he was dead and then got his dad and they both came to Connor's home
and they thought he was like murdered or something.
I'm literally on the same couch as Logan
in Connor's back house.
The door opens at fucking seven in the morning.
All I see is like blinding light and then two people who I,
I don't know who the, I didn't recognize it was his wife.
I was so fucked up.
And I look at them and I go, Jesus Christ.
And then his dad goes. Yeah, that's right
It did look like we fucked lately at his fiance thinks you're a fucking queer home wrecker
Shining they open the door and I'm like
Shining they open the door and I'm like
The face you're doing earlier the bar was so funny
Vin Costa and Joey yeah well Joey
part of right lemon party well here
you want to deal with this but yeah you're after my lemon party
this is why he kept calling me because he goes oh my god I just completely
played into this shark's game
yeah and I gave him your name Devin I'm so sorry I gave him lemon party I gave
him everything
also the funniest thing we eventually calls me and And I gave him your name, Devin, I'm so sorry. I gave him Lemon Party, I gave him everything.
Also the funniest thing when he eventually calls me
and starts confessing and going,
dude, we're all in big trouble, Lemon Party's done.
We're all getting sued, we're all so fucked.
I started going, how did Lemon Party come up, dude?
And I'd heard this already, obviously.
And then he was like, I don't know,
he just brought it up out of nowhere.
He brought it up, yeah.
Brock brought it up.
And then so I keep going like,
are you sure that you didn't bring it up?
Cause that's weird brag.
And he was going, no, I swear I didn't.
This is the most evil thing
this podcast has ever been a part of.
Logan, Joey, you have to fuck it.
You gotta buy Brock a big dinner or something.
I'm gonna promote his forefathers, the fake one.
That's what we're doing right now.
We're doing it right now.
By the way, everybody buy a hat.
Please buy a hat for Brock.
Please.
Because they hired a lawyer.
I think they've actually spent a lot of money on this.
Oh, no. Yeah.
Like Brock, Brock had.
So so.
Logan emailed the email that I gave Logan with Brock's work email,
and so is Brock's boss sees all of his work emails.
So Brock's boss hit him up and was like, what the fuck is this email that you just got a cease and desist what you're doing
Like you're like fucking somebody over stole somebody's name and Brock started going like I don't know like he started like just being super like
I am by panicking going like I don't know man. This guy's like fucking suing me sue my friends
I don't know what to do and then he eventually goes like his boss goes like okay
I have like a PI that I can get on this like you can pay the PI
we'll get this guy he'll find everything about this guy and we'll start working
on this. Our door gets kicked in right now. But so Brock spent all that money on
that and then his like his partner Sean that he's made the thing with he got a
lawyer that he has a big meeting with.
So it's a big investment by them at this point
for this goof, and I feel terrible, honestly.
But it's too late, it's like-
Imagine when you're on the phone with Brock in 10 minutes.
I'm excited to end the goof, and I'm also dreading.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, as well.
Yeah, all right, so.
Well, the guy that actually is ahead of Lemon Party
is named Ben Avery.
Why would you do that?
He's just giving everyone's info.
He's like, it's actually his social security numbers.
He spelled his name out.
He spelled it out.
AVR.
Tim Dillon, podcast host.
OK, you happen to have any contact information for him
that I could give to know about my legal
uh...
well-respected
look up what we're going to go from there but i'm not
but they're my friend like that
it was a good i don't know
you got your friend
reliable okay may happen to have because uh... that remind a little bit yeah
alginate you happen to have
any contact information for him
and i could give to my not my legal or otherwise
now that my friend
us well better reason to look up lemon party podcasting go for that but i'm
not
like they're my friend like that
this is i guess i don't know
you got your friend situation I'm not
the only one that knows so they're there big this is even better I mean
honestly it's uh it sounds like I have a lot of my plate right now
With the different uh, you know, I have a lot of different companies
I want to get rid of this this poor father's why I just want to make sure like hey, here's the thing
It sounds like you he won't let him die
And I thought we were just talking like hey you're cool're a cool guy, I'm a cool guy, let's figure this out.
But now it sounds like it's time to...
Now it really sounds like you're just trying to like...
Like, you can look up Lemon Party, like these are very well known things, they do...
They do traveling podcasts with Shane Gillis, it's not like people don't...
Traveling? Like they're on a stagecoach?
And Shane's in the back? Like a bearded...
Shane's the bearded lady in the back! I know Such as South Dakota, hell believe me. My friends Devin and Ben, they do a traveling circus
with Shane Gillis.
You guys, I have friends in LA who do podcasts,
and you might know them, PT Barnum and that.
Oh, God.
Should we call?
No, come on.
Skip to the end.
It gets quite deep.
Honestly, it sounds like Shane Gillis isn't part of Lemon
Party. I'll dive into this and get the details,
but it sounds honestly,
now it sounds like you just switched it.
Dude, it sounds like Logan has learned from you.
Logan's got some, he's got some voice mannerisms
that are like, he's been studying you.
John and I fed him some lines.
He's doing so well. You're the only guy I've ever seen very this off it's like we
coached a little bit also though like now Brock's going like no shanky
almost is not part of it he see because he's going like he's trying to go like
you now have money like don't sue them yeah because now Brock doesn't want Shane Gillis to get sued. He's afraid that-
Brock is the reason Shane Gillis-
Brock is calling some guy named Shane in like North Dakota that he thinks is him.
He's like, emergency Shane, call me!
It's also like, it's a funny ego thing where Brock thinks he's at the epicenter of the fall of the comedy dynasty right now.
He's like, dude, I've destroyed everything.
It's all coming down because of me.
He also immediately started calling all of our friends
going like, I am, I just fucked over Lemon Party.
He's like, I just ruined comedy.
He's like, I don't know, by the way,
I'm making waves with my forefathers.
Other guys are picking us up.
Like big hotshots are suing us. Like he's trying to like brag about how big forefathers. Other guys are picking us up, like big hot shots are suing
us. Like he's trying to like brag about how big forefathers is based on this. But yeah,
so keep playing this and then we'll go to mine. Then we have to get into this call.
And I just hate it, man. Like I come from South Dakota, right? I come from, I thought
we had, I thought you could fucking talk like regular humans.
So, I was like, Brock, you come from casino money.
So, you see Brock's response, he goes,
why don't we just talk like regular humans?
And then, Brock's flipping out.
Hi, you fist.
So, earlier in the call, Brock was explaining his background.
And he's like, dude, honestly, because Logan
did the funniest line ever.
And we should release his whole thing on Patreon. Yeah. cuz Logan did the funniest line ever and we should release like his whole thing on patreon cuz
Yeah, it really is like the funniest prank phone call that I've ever heard like Logan was so fucking funny on it
But Brock so so Logan goes, you know forefathers for me. It's like a side project of a side project
I don't even care about it. I just like suing people
I just like suing people
Say it's a side project of a side project and either he can pay you he can buy the company or
This is another line that we skipped over as he goes he goes
So here's the thing my stupid bitch wife gets like a lot of the proceeds from forefathers and
She were divorced and so just the fucker over I want to sell it for pennies on the dollar and he goes and so I'll give it to you for like 600k and
Brock's like I can't be sick summer day man, and then he goes well
You're either gonna pay me 600k for the for forefathers or you're gonna pay 600k
You can have a six hundred thousand point of revenue or you can have a 1.5 million dollar loss
We skipped over cuz it's too long. It's like there's no way to just I should have added this but I just didn't have
No, it's okay. It's just still great. But yeah, we'll release the whole thing up edge being weird. I don't get it
Are you went from? Hey, this is a friendly conversation
To oh, I'm just writing everything down blah blah blah cool off season. This is I don't give a fuck about four or five
No, brock
Go after lemon party go after everyone like dude. Dude, you should be good, you should be good.
Right now Four Fathers is on the back burner for me.
Lemon Party sounds like that's where the real money is.
Um, if, if...
So you're good.
Don't worry about it, I won't mention to them that you're the one...
You guys are evil for recording.
Brock, Brock said these things.
Logan did this. I feel, Brock. Brock's saying these things.
Logan did this.
I feel, Brock, I have no ill will, I love you.
This is so evil.
I love Brock, he's like my favorite person in the world.
Your company has been sued for millions of dollars.
Your name won't come up, I promise you that.
I don't even care if it does,
I don't think you understand,
like you're going up against people
that you don't wanna go up against.
I mean, it's- I'm a guy, you know- I don't think you understand like you're going up against people that you don't want to go up again
We're pretty we're battle-tested guys
They really they know their way around the law
Coram sketch of Jay's. Yeah.
Those are the last guys you want to go to the court with.
Trust me.
They're like a few good men.
They can't handle the truth.
I lost Logan Paul.
He's had some, trust me, he'll know my name.
He also claimed that he sued Logan Paul for prime and got very rich on that. He's had some, trust me, he'll know my name.
He also claimed that he sued Logan Pearl for prime and got very rich on that.
Very good, Logan.
Any backbone or any ethics at all, like any,
like Brock, my ethics, my ethics, I have one ethic,
and that's to make as much money as possible.
Okay.
Now I know who you are, that's fine, that's cool.
Now we know who we are. I know you, you know me. He goes, now we know who you are. That's fine. That's cool. Now we know who we are. I know you, you know me.
He goes, now we know who we are. Oh, Brock is so actually afraid. I hate this.
I hate it too. I hate it too. I'm sorry. Take a back.
Cause I love Brock.
You grew up to be a businessman and in today's world you can't fucking do that.
Because everybody steals everything. You think Bad Birdie isn't mad you stole their polos?
You don't think fucking Waggles mad that you stole their style
You don't think branded bills is mad that we stole all their fucking cells hat. He's a
This is all golf
There's no American dream anymore, there's no
By the way, if you don't want to keep playing this. Brock standing on a box.
By the way, if you don't like that, you're really not going to like me.
You did an excellent play.
Oh yeah, you're going to sound insane.
The 25 minute one, Joey?
The shorter one.
The 25 minutes.
Yeah, so start it and we can skip.
There's a lot of skipping that we can't get.
They're wondering what about Fort Father?
So this is you talking to Brock?
This isn't about Fort Father.
Let me set it up and I'll go right into it and we'll skip a lot so so this is Brock calls me and so
First ten minutes of this call is like him explaining the lawsuit and like Logan and you know being attacked by this shark
this legal shark who's like
Viciously sues people for a living and blah blah blah and then so he starts going into and then so I start the recording
I started this at it when he mentions lemon party. So now play
He's also black out drunk.
He's just drunk all day?
He's ordering McDonald's.
You think you're gonna get the McDonald's?
He's just gonna order the McDonald's.
He's at the McDonald's drive-thru.
Are you kidding me?
I know.
Oh, so he's like eating his feelings right now.
He's like, who gives a shit?
We're all finished.
He's like, let's get McDonald's.
I got the McDonald's at McDonald's.
He goes, Rogan's going down because of me, man.
Fuck it.
Hold on, let's do a McGangbang. If you like Joe Rogan, going down because of me man fuck it Hold on let's do a Mcgangbang
If you like Joe Rogan I hope you enjoy it because it's not gonna be around much longer
He's doing the cheat code where you get a cheaper Big Mac by getting a McDouble with Mac
He's afraid of this all base
But he's also still doing McDonald's math
He's trying to pinch Benny's here
He's preparing for having no money
He's like I need, he here. Yeah, listen, listen, listen. Yeah, because he's preparing for having no money.
He's like, I need, he's like, listen lady, I'm getting sued.
Hold on.
What are we ready?
Can I get a Mcdouble, add max up,
and then a number five barbecue honey mustard,
medium with blue powder, and that's it.
God, I feel bad. Barbecue honey mustard medium with blue party and it's just a McDonald's I thought I cut that out, dude
Care about lemon part. I'm like dude. I don't even know
Any as I did my friend i guess earn lemon party
they are the ones i've read
started lemon party
had every right to it
and there's a lot more money now i think she gilbert on it we're coming after
them
i said he's being very sweet
yeah i get it is a totally every summer from from being a guy completely
tripped Yeah, I get it. He's totally getting where he's coming from, from being a guy completely tricked into this.
Logan like really got this.
He's doing the best he can.
He's been completely lied to on multiple fronts.
His best friend in the world is completely tormenting him.
Logan did this.
Manipulated him.
I didn't know Logan was gonna do like,
lemon party stuff.
Logan just like did the acting job.
Logan goes, you want me to play the talent of Mr. Ripley? Okay. I didn't know he was gonna do like lemon party stuff. Logan just like did the acting job. Logan goes, you want me to play the talent in Mr. Ripley?
Okay.
I didn't know he was gonna do lemon party stuff.
Thanks director.
Man, it's just so funny because like Brock pulled that out
as like this like ace in the hole of like,
well, I got big friends in the industry.
You just twisted it.
He goes, all right, perfect.
The phones, the calls coming from within the house.
It's unbelievable.
He's hired by the podcast you're talking about. It's the most evil thing of all.
Also, he goes, oh, you got any other guys that are sealed names from companies?
Could all sue them too. Please. Thanks. Give me more of those.
Yeah.
It was the funniest line.
Where should we go to, Joey?
Keep playing this, I think. Or skip over the McDonald's stuff.
I already did.
What?
This happened today, Joey.
I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone. I already did. What? Dude, this happened today, Joey.
I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone.
Wait, so he saw Shayna on Lemon Party and just thought that they were filthy rich like Shayna?
Yeah, right.
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
And also he says that his friend-
Joey's lying to you.
He also says his friend has a trademark and copyright to lemon party's name so they they're fucked
How can I like find lemon party on his own and it's so weird
Oh, you're not fucking trying to get him to admit that he
Insane I hope you have a strong relationship with Brock
I hope you have a strong relationship with Brock. He loves me man.
The Bonecrusher crushed his bones and they're still friends.
This is way better.
At least this is for content.
This is not nearly crushing a guy's bones.
I'm a bit relieved.
Right?
You're the Soulcrusher.
How do you find...
The Bonecrusher and the Soulcrusher.
Forefathers, I have 180 followers.
Well, you guys have the same company name.
No, we don't.
It's spelled different.
You can't go.
It's impossible to find me.
So similar.
It's impossible to find my work.
Both golf apparel companies, both called forefathers.
I was number four.
The other one's a four.
That's huge difference.
He probably got two eyes on his field.
They're both called forefathers, golf apparel companies. That's what I'm saying. That's why I tried to call you, Fox. I'm. He probably got slapped on his eagle. Called Forefather's Golf Apparel Company.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I tried to call you fucks.
I'm like, what is going on?
Like, I thought I was getting fucking called for my forefathers.
Oh, it's so horrible for not responding, but you told me not to.
Because it works.
I didn't want you to botch it.
Let me do a part about Lemon Party.
Are you sure you didn't mention Lemon Party first?
This is too weird.
Dude, call this fucking guy
I'm so confused why they think you should be involved
I'm so confused by this cuz they think Joey's a big hot like they think Joey's are
Joey's like the LA
What do you think Joey's like the LA like so funny?
Joey knows his way around no Brock's trying to warn lemon party, but like they won't answer But he just goes you got to talk to this guy. He thinks I can fix it. Does he mean Devin or yeah?
I think he thinks that I can just fix it somehow. He just like so that I think
That's so cute. He's seen me be a cowboy. I'm Cowboy Town stuff. That's the cutest thing I've ever heard of my entire life.
It is, I love Brock.
Cowboy Town stuff.
Yeah.
This is sick.
Brock's a very earnest, like, yeah.
God, I'm a sociopath.
You are.
I hate this.
You're insane.
I feel bad about this.
This is really evil.
No, dude, I feel bad about it.
You killed Kane.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Can't get away with that today.
He told me, he's like, I started forefathers with dads and I'm not a dad.
My ex-wife took him away and I don't give a fuck about my kids.
I'm like...
So yeah, and then I was like,
and then he's like, I sold, I sold,
I sued Logan Paul for Prime
and I fucking won, look it up.
I looked it up, couldn't find it.
So, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I need some LA help
Real Cowboys come from LA
And I'm just like dude
What just happened that called Sean? I'm like dude. We started a forefathers company now
That's his best partner
you lead the program
got a lawyer is really
is shawnee
under and what's going on so i'm still confused
shot at no idea
we don't know what just happened to us
fucking crazy guy
email me last night
and it was him, it wasn't a lawyer.
It was just him emailing me like a chat GPD.
Skip ahead like five minutes.
If another, like we'll release the whole thing.
That is also very funny.
To the point where they are looking at Lemon Party as stealing the name from some fucking douchebag
that had a bunch of gay dick pics back in the 90s
In this story has got dude, okay
This is just going to show how fucking convincing Logan was over the phone
I know as sounding like a massive cocksucker that just does this all day every day. It's yeah, it's man
Logan's amazing. We should get the he went full Lincoln lawyer. Yeah, wow
Yeah, way too sick, and I was like once he got sick
I was like well
I can't ruin his goof because he did it so funny
So I had to continue being as sick as Logan and unfortunately like I just committed to the bit
I admit that I'm being sick too, but I just committed to the big bro. I'm sorry
Listen, brock's not as a goof. So I'm not a guy commits the goof. I don't know what to say
I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry to Brock. I rock is not this gullible and retarded now
Like Logan Logan really did a great job tapped into Gordon. Yeah. Yeah, he did. He really did
He sounds like Michael Douglas. It's fucking unbelievable
Logan was so funny telling Connor about she's like dude. I feel really bad about this prank that Joey's got me doing
He's like I just fucking switched on him, dude
I don't know what happened. He's Logan was like
I don't know cuz he Logan's like there's guys who actually
Operate like this like this is like a day-to-day life like yeah most most guys in this industry
They they they do this how do they live with themselves?
He did 120 minute phone call, and he's like
It's big broke his brain. He's like how do broke his brain, he's like, how do people, yeah.
He's looking at his hands, he's like, who am I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where am I?
Lost it.
I guess, keep playing, we'll see where this ends.
It sounds like now he's not even gonna sue you.
No, he's not suing me, he's suing Lemon Party.
That's what I'm saying, but actually,
he sucks more for them. Sucks suing me. He's suing Lemon Party. That's what I'm saying, but actually it sucks.
More. For them.
It sucks more for me.
Honestly, it's not even suing you.
No, it just sucks as a human being that that even happened.
It sucks that we live in America,
or I start a golf fucking company,
but actually I know my friends in LA are getting sued.
Ahahaha!
God bless you, Brock. That Oh, the best guy ever.
That is the sweetest thing ever.
We gotta end this.
Keep playing for a sec more and then we'll call him on.
Jesus.
Then we'll call him, then we'll break it to him
and I'm sure he'll take it great.
Yeah, no.
You might have another hour in the episode.
We gotta do a fake episode.
Might be the longest episode of all time.
Yeah, dude, we have a lot to deal with here. Might be the longest episode of all time. Yeah, dude.
We have a lot to deal with here.
Yeah, I always want to do six hours.
That's insane, dude.
That's why it's like emergency press conference, emergency call, this fucking guy is coming
at not me, but you guys.
Dude, why didn't you just Google forefathers?
You fucking asshole, dude.
Forefathers is solidified, Joey.
I'm fine. He found you, he found Lemon Party off of my brand. I can't start a brand. I can start a brand.
He told me, he told me today, he told me today, you're fine. I found Four, I found Lemon Party.
Yeah, because you stole his company name.
I didn't steal his name, dude.
You're such a cocksucker.
I had to commit to the bit.
You're the biggest cocksucker out here.
I had to commit to the bit.
Logan did this.
Dude, Joey, don't even fuck, I'm on your side.
Don't fuck with me, dude.
I'm not even talking.
If that's how it is, then fuck you, dude.
Like, this is what I'm saying. this is fucked up this guy's fucking for real
You guys are sick for that dude, he's fucking giving it to you
He's a joke how we're gonna take him down
Name that's the first step
And then, like, I've been trying to tell you guys
You're Michael Claytoning right now
You're Michael Claytoning
I'm the picture
I gotta say this real quick, John, pause it
I've known Joey fuck with him for so, like, so many different times
It is bizarre that he didn't once have a second where he goes, wait a minute
Yeah, I did
Why is Joey being so
Oh right, yeah, why didn't Brock
Why is Joey not
It's because Logan like Joe?
He's not responding on a friend, but you're not responding on any friend like level to him
You're being so callous and cold. I'm committing to the bear. You're committing so hard that it would but it's quite sick
It's actually bizarre he's known you his whole life, and he's Brock's not like any way to make you dude
Yeah, I feel that good about this to be honest
not like any way to make you do you feel that good about this to be honest yeah maybe I am sick I'm okay with it listen real it happened
realize talk I thought you were just like excited yeah no like I'm legit Joey
like I don't want this to come back on my fucking friends in LA
I didn't know
I didn't know starting a goof for father's look we have a hundred
Good guy who the fuck is this guy? He's a professional scam artist
We need to figure out who he is and fucking take him down
Yeah, that's hell yeah, yeah good job
Fucking awesome fucking go You're walking to the bathroom So he's ordering a bang bang
I'm gonna take a nap
I'm like trying I'm just like in character like Logan where it's like we're both like I can't ruin the goof Logan did
So funny on his goof if I ruin it for him
Then I feel bad about that and now I'm now a bad guy to Logan
Yeah, so a bad guy here my bad guy to Logan. I got a tough spot for me
Yeah, you gotta get a cool common collective. Yeah, well somebody's gonna get rolled up in a carpet. Yeah, there's no
I have no winning like there's no winning for me in this I'm stuck Logan fucked me on a BMW is gonna explode exactly
Exactly. You're a crazy person.
I know.
I'm telling you, you're a crazy person.
I'm like, I know, it's not, like, you did nothing wrong.
There's no way you could have guessed that this would come from starting.
I had no idea.
No, I'm not mad.
His name is Nick, N-I-C-K.
Wait, we shouldn't play that.
No, Nick Scriven's the guy's name.
We have to skip to the end, I guess.
And then we'll call these pricks.
In any trouble, and it sounds like we got...
No, I know, but like, I'm just saying, like, you guys are my best friends.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm we have to... Skip to the end, I guess.
And he'll call these pricks. It sounds like we got...
No, I know, but like, I'm just saying like, you guys are my best friends.
This happens...
Alright, we get it, man. This is fucked up.
Let's call them, let's call them. I can't keep hearing Brock.
Let me piss real fast.
Brock is being such a good guy.
You gotta piss real fast.
Jesus, you set this whole thing up, cocksucker.
No, call him, I'll be right back. Just call him. Get it ready, I'll be right back.
I'm not gonna call him without you.
Are you kidding me?
Very small.
Like get Logan, or, yeah, sorry.
Let's just talk about it.
Let's talk about what we're gonna do.
Yeah, John, talk about it.
So, we're gonna get Logan,
we're gonna loop him on the call.
You're gonna say like, hey listen,
this guy's being really cool right now.
I think he's just really excited to be on a podcast.
I think he heard Shane Gillis,
but he's also like some weird, you know, capitolist.
No, no, no, we call Logan. Logan knows he's been lying in a part of a bed
you know Logan's gonna play the character for it was supposed to meet a little bit
yeah for a little bit yeah we're just we're gonna tell Brock that this guy's
pretty this guy's just excited to be on how do I do a three-person call you call
call Brock we call Brock first yeah and then there's a loop button and then well
I'll show you I'll show you hit Brock call him
All right, and then we go we're gonna talk to him for a second, what's the loop I'll show it's it's uh,
Yeah, hold on. Oh, it should be ad once he connects. We'll hit that. Okay
Don't put the headphones on
Brock Brock, hey you there Brock can you hear me?
Yeah, Brock hello
Brock buddy
He's coming through. It's Devin. Can you hear me? I?
Can hear you now
Can you hear me? Can you hear Joey and everybody?
Yeah, we're gonna call this dude. Hey, this is Connor. We've never met good to meet you buddy
It's Connor from the pod. All right. Let's get this over with it. All right, let's call this guy
Yeah, we'll be right back Brock. All right
Don't piss him off Brock
Hello, all right, we're gonna merge merge the calls, Logan. Get ready.
Hey, yeah.
So yeah, Brock's on the phone.
We're going to merge these right now.
Yeah.
You ready?
I'm ready.
All right.
All right.
Be cool.
Be cool.
Be cool.
All right.
We got everybody on.
Guys, you guys both hear each other? All right. Yeah, can you hear me? All right, we got everybody on guys you guys both hear each other all right
So Brock and Scriven's camera your first name sorry
Like Nick right Nick. I think
Yeah, no, so you seem like a good guy to me. And so we had a bit of a misunderstanding, I guess,
with you guys both have a company called Forefathers.
You sell golf stuff, you both have the same name.
And then you guys got into like a heated thing
and then it turned into a fight and then it got litigious.
And so can I, so I guess like you wanted to just like
kind of resolve this.
You said you wanted to resolve this?
Anticably and not like you know in a courtroom and we all thought that would be a preferred way to deal with this. So I
guess
Brock do you want to start and just kind of say what you're thinking?
Sure, I guess.
Hi, Nick, again.
So yeah, me and my buddy were golfing one day.
We grew up in Rapid City and we started to have some dumb ideas about starting a local golf company,
something very local, the Black Hills. And
it was all harmless. And we decided to play off of like, Mount Rushmore forefathers in
the election year, kind of fuck around with some ideas here and there. And so we got our
LLC, we did some stuff. And we had about eighty six followers on Instagram. We were killing it and
I got this this really long email from
Scriven
pretty much saying you shatter
Like shit. Yeah
You just shut her down. I was like, oh shit. Yeah
Yeah, but yeah, so you guys got into like a bit of a I don't know what happened to call But you guys got like started fighting with each other and then
Well, I don't start it. I got his number and my email them. I said, hey, I'm sorry to know about you
This is what happened and we called each I called him the next day and it
was all like he's a he is funny he's a good he's a funny guy yeah Nick yeah
Nick do you like yeah are you like a do are you chill with all this or do you
agree with everything so far yeah I think he's describing it correctly. I think we started off fine.
At first I kind of understood where I'm like maybe it was an honest mistake.
It sounds like it could happen. And then he, I think where the turn happened was
he named Drop Lemon Party. And which is, I told that that my buddy kind of
Wait, why the original lemon party video? Hey, I say hold on. Yeah, what was your buddy owns lemon party?
How is that even possible? So so these guys I so those guys like 90 in the photo. How do you say? I haven't told these guys a lot of what's been going on. So I apologize
Nick
Yeah, so lot of what's been going on so I apologize Nick. Yeah so.
Let me cut in. I could share a little about four
fathers. Yeah. And he called me from an LA number.
I mean you're trying to like play nice.
And you're like oh LA number you from LA.
And I tried to humble brag my friend. You guys.
And somehow Lemon Party. I brought up one and party and so a problem you brought it. I thought you saw that he brought it up
No, so what happened was no I didn't definitely not bring it up
Why would he bring up lemon party well Brock's told me the
You brought it up. Okay. I brought it up. You brought it up.
Okay.
Yeah.
So he got me from LA.
That's okay.
That's understandable.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, of course.
You're using your resources.
I get it.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I was trying to play, you know, my best resources and you guys live in LA and I
love you guys.
Love you too.
Love you.
We all love you.
I thought, I thought he brought it up.
I know, I know, but I was like well my friend Bobo Bobo
I was just a little podcast and when I brought up lemon party he and Julie was like well
I don't really care about forefathers anymore. I have a friend that owns the right
Yeah
To Nick lemon party the name is, much bigger than Four Fathers is.
So he saw dollar signs.
I understand the motive there.
He saw dollar signs.
He saw dollar signs, he has to move forward.
He has to execute.
So Nick, you own Lemon Party.
You did the gay sex with the old guys.
Nick-
No, so I don't own it.
So Nick, you're not in the photos.
I have a photo of a friend in there.
No, I'm not in the photos.
Okay.
It's a family friend.
Oh, and he like put the photos. It's a family friend. Oh and he like put the whole video together a
Family friend
That's pretty family friend. No, no, I don't know the guys not to disparage you and your family ties whatsoever. That seems pretty
uncouth
Well, that's not are they are they?
Strange yeah, like how's that? Let's also be really nice on this call, please. Yeah. I'm trying to be nice
I'm just a little I'm a little passionate, but yeah, I'm sorry Nick go on
Was that Devon talking? This is Connor. This is Connor
That's Connor's another one of this this watch party podcast. No, no
It doesn't matter it doesn't matter maybe go on. It's not a big podcast.
Yeah, it's fine.
Okay, yeah, well I think where I kinda turned
was I was like, okay, one could be an honest mistake,
then I hear Lemon Party, and that's what I kinda think.
This guy kind of associates with people who are,
who are stealing, it sounded like stealing, I think,
which is kind of where I got a little aggressive,
and I was like, these guys, it sounds like you're making money off other people's ideas.
In what way are we stealing?
It's just a name.
If anyone could come up with Lemon Party.
No, no, I see what he's saying.
He's saying that he thought Brock,
because Brock stole Four Fathers,
and then he heard Lemon Party,
he's like, oh, you stole Lemon Party?
Brock didn't even steal Four Fathers, it's a four.
It's not an actual four.
I'm just saying, I'm not picking sides here,
but Nick saw a trend. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying, I'm not picking sides here, but Nick saw a trend.
That's all I'm saying.
So, four fathers, both golf apparel companies.
So, it does, even though there's like one, you know, character difference,
it does feel like stealing its golf apparel, both called four fathers.
And then, the Ledman party, it does feel like, oh,
so is Brock part of a network of guys that steal company names and then
profiteer off them?
Which he's not.
He's not, by the way.
Brock is not.
No.
But I could see as Nick as a businessman and a guy who was, I think, a bloodlust for money,
I could see why he would think that.
Nick, where are you at right now?
Right now I actually just landed in Las Vegas.
Okay.
Where are you staying in Las Vegas?
I'm at the end of the end of the script place called the turnberry tower Okay, so listen you understand we're in a basement in the middle of fucking no, he's not trying to sue us
You know, no, but don't know but honestly honestly, no serious Nick. Do you understand? These are like people's lives. You're fucking Johnny Johnny
Johnny we're trying it like we're trying
Yeah lives you're fucked Johnny Johnny Johnny we're trying it like we're trying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah on this call thinking, hey, we'll kind of ease everything over. Joe, you seem like a good guy. Thank you.
You seemed great.
We were talking about you coming to work with me at some point.
Oh, I love that.
You seemed like a cool guy to me too.
I think that's a benefit for both of us.
Yeah.
And then it seems like everyone else on the call is a little bit hostile, I don't know,
which is a crazy thing to do.
Well, John is out of the loop.
John is out of the loop.
Yeah.
And Nick, I just want to clarify something real quick.
I'm sorry.
I don't want any trouble with you Nick
I'm dead. We're just trying to figure this out. Okay, could you say sorry to you?
Fuck whatever Jesus you guys you sound like your guys that have millions of dollars to blow no
Millions of dollars to blow no
You're gonna squeeze blood from a stone baby It's not happening paycheck to paycheck every one of us, so it's like you're talking you're suing the wrong guy like
Everybody shut up let let Brock talk Jesus fucking Christ. We're birthed. I mean it got out of control
I mean I was unaware that this would go this way as well
Yeah, please just go back to what you're saying because we're
idiots are
One going me and Nick we're on pretty good terms and I just don't want this anywhere to go south Nick
You're cool. I'm down right it was
Don't want this anywhere to go to Alvin. Nick you're cool with Brock now, right? It was
15 better now is I
Don't know who who is on the call exactly, but whoever's part of this talk everyone besides Joe. I feel like is
Well, we're not on the page. Enjoy it means your life time best friend. So Nick this was not
How I expect this call to go as well.
I will completely forfeit my forefather's shit. I mean, I don't...
Forefather's shit? I don't care about forefathers.
I know that. I know that.
I just understand that.
Hey guys, guys, guys, guys, please let me jump in.
How about this? How about we do this?
Why, okay, why don't you forget about Lemma Party, forget about Hay guys, guys, guys, guys, please let me jump in. How about this? How about we do this? Why?
OK, why don't you forget about Lemon Party?
Forget about Haywatch.
Forget about all these guys.
Just go back to suing forefathers, please.
And is that, can we all agree on that?
Can we please agree on that?
I'm not even kidding.
Please, yeah, for real, do that.
Brock, are you OK with that?
I mean, I'm already going to cut out forefathers.
All right, guys, Brock, I got to gonna cut out for father's. I mean, all right guys. I brought I gotta tell you something buddy
I feel so bad
Brock I love you so much. I feel so bad
Logan Logan did this you started this whole thing. I had no clue what was going on. Okay, let me tell Brock. You weren't Nick Scriven?
Can I tell?
No, no, he's not Nick Scriven, he's my friend Logan Kiro.
Logan Kiro, he's a comedian.
Brock, he's a comic, he's a friend, everything's okay.
I'm so sorry.
You hit me up the other day, you called him multiple times,
you said emergency call me, and Joey kept saying,
don't, don't respond, don't respond,
you blew this whole thing. Cause I did what, to ruin Logan's sadistic bit. And Joey kept saying don't don't respond don't respond
To ruin logins it is thick bit
No, yeah, sorry, no, no, I love you. I'm sorry
No, I'm so sorry buddy. It's all it show, big time. I'm so sorry, buddy. Are you fucking kidding me? It's all, it was all a prank, dude. I swear.
Hey, Logan, like, hey, Nick, can you tell Brock that it was a prank?
Yeah, Brock, Brock, I'm so sorry.
It was, dude, I got in my face, bro.
I told you you're the biggest scumbag of all time.
You told me, I said, you're Jordan Belfort.
You know, you know, he put your G-ma. The biggest come back of all time you told me I said I said you're Jordan
No, I'm so sorry Brock I love you man this was oh my god
No, I. This was all a prank.
Brock is so angry.
He wants it to be real.
Yeah.
You guys realize we found you guys
realize we found this guy's ex wife and emailed her today?
Oh my God.
Who's ex wife? He found her. I
My other partner literally emailed his ex-wife or wife, found her email online and emailed her.
So go back in the email, email her again and say my bad lol.
That's all you have to do.
And Brock, if it's any consolation, listen, I literally didn't know what was going on.
Honestly, Joey and John were planning this for weeks.
That's too far of a prank.
I didn't know what they were even doing.
I had no clues going on.
You just called me.
Who is this guy, by the way?
Nick Skripit?
I don't know.
It's Logan, it's our friend Logan.
Really quick, let me just say, if it's any consolation,
your website has been up on the podcast the entire time,
and maybe some people will go buy some hats and stuff like we've been
Fuck his hourly rate tell him to fuck up. Yeah. Didn't you pay money to get... Oh, no, great. Brock, didn't you pay?
Who made the easy?
Who sent me the season to sit?
John and Joey did everything.
Logan.
That was Logan.
That was like the guy.
That's Nick.
The fake Nick Scribbix.
Oh, Logan, I guess, set the season to sit.
Logan's also like, we had no clue Logan was like the fucking talented Mr. Ripley.
Yeah, I didn't know he was the most disdainful twisted man of all time.
Let me say one thing to Brock, because this got sicker than I ever could have imagined
Earlier today I go Joey we gotta tell him I'm like I bet Jenna's like fucking flipping out and like telling Brock like they were done
So let me explain myself a little bit. I called seven different lawyers and talkers in the house.
Guys please let me. I called every one of my family members.
The lawyer who is my dad's cousin. Brock I don don't know you, we haven't met, and this is Connor.
And the whole week, we're going to the gym every single day
this week, and I keep getting updates from Joey.
And it's making me and Devin sick to our stomach.
Connor also killed a guy named Kane in the woods, an old man.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I couldn't even eat the last three days.
Dude, I couldn't even eat.
Well, you ordered McDonald's on the call, I could even eat I could even eat class three day. Dude. I could well your
You order McDonald's on the call so you know that's not the McDouble with the Mac sauce buddy. Yeah
By the way Brock, okay
Brock let me explain this I
Told Logan here's a funny goof because the buncrusher told us that a bug crusher goes like oh I
Don't have the heart to tell Brock, but there's already a forefathers golf company and then so we did this thing where it's
like oh we thought it'd be funny if Logan our comedian friend did a prank
where he like was the forefathers guy and that was gonna be the whole thing
then the lemon party stuff came and Logan got super sadistic with it and I
never wanted it to go that sick.
And so I'm sorry that it got that sick.
It's the sickest thing I've ever seen.
Brock, I'm so sorry.
Brock, I love you.
I'm sorry.
Brock, I'm so sorry.
I'll pay.
If you paid money for lawyers, whatever,
I'll pay you back on whatever you paid.
It's going to take a while.
What?
You owe Brock a lot of money, bro.
I'll pay you whatever.
Brock, you bad?
I wanna say, it can take a while.
Brock, you're also now probably a part,
you're also, just real quick, Brock,
you're probably a part of the greatest episode
of Hate Watch of all time.
I think a lot of time, yeah, by far.
So, if you wanna take any solace in that, like.
Yeah, please buy hats from CoreFathers.
Yeah, please go to Core four fathers.com and buy hats
That's the first hate watch merch and by the way guess what guess what guess what secret reveal my whole motivation was to sell hats
Say that why would you do
Why rock Brock come on
My parents are golfing with your parents
To we give them a fun little thing the gossip about dude
Are you are you mad at Joey I
Just don't I mean this is so crazy like I know it in my whole life
Who would do something like this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But like, it's just it's now getting statistic.
Like that is fucking next level.
No, it's it's not the same thing.
When he was telling me not to call you back, I was like,
he was like, no, we got to do.
I'm like, all right, I guess.
I thought maybe it was just like a harmless prank.
But I'm like no
Nothing here Joey I will I will I refuse you know we told me Joey Joey on the phone I called Joey on the phone. He's he like blame. He goes. Why did you bring up lemon party, and I'm like I
Didn't like, you did. We have to record it. I know I did.
You spelled out that every scene.
I don't care about that.
So you're not so innocent in this whole thing.
You ratted Benny in Korea.
You gave Lebanon partying.
I'm not so innocent.
I thought I was going to be rude.
You're not so sweet.
You're not like some innocent, sweet guy, dude. Joey, you are rude. I thought I was getting too so I thought I was gonna name drop every fucking I get it
I know in LA every loser huh he's angry. He deserves the call as the loser. I get it. I have a right to be angry.
Honestly, Brock, throughout the entire thing,
you were an absolute mensch.
You were like, these are my friends.
I love them.
Yeah, I thought you came off great, dude.
You ended up looking like the fucking most
ethical cowboy in America.
Fucking John McCain.
American dream, John McCain.
In the prison.
Yeah, and also you're gonna be fucking doing
Iron Man numbers on your hats
You're welcome. He's gonna
Rocks gonna hate this right now, but like people he'll be a part of the hill forgive me
And he will happen when the fucking wife emails us back nothing
Mistake Walker go report this
You should say sorry, a mistake. Block her, go report to spam.
Say butt dial.
We told her in the email that your ex-husband's suing her.
She doesn't give a fuck.
Just literally right back, I got pranked, I'm sorry.
I guarantee you she's not gonna respond.
She doesn't give a fuck.
Yeah, she's not.
You should respond and just say sorry, wrong forefathers.
By the way, Logan.
Sorry, wrong forefathers. Respond and just say sorry wrong for father by the way
Hell yeah
By the way for everybody like that golf that listens don't buy anything from the real forefathers go to the
Go to the copy the fake
Something was up. I knew something was up and Joey kept saying that I stole for father
He did yes, he did
Well, we have the website up right here. It's pretty similar, but you just put a for as the
But I like your money actually, all all right we love you, but I need wait who's that Logan or Brock? Yeah, wait Brock. What time is it there?
Why would you leave us?
I gotta go tell Jenna what just happened
Let's mean that you're a friend friend. I think Jenna's not here about Joey for years.
We'll be in her.
I'll win her back over.
We'll see you Brock.
I'll win her back.
Brock, I love you and I truly want you to know
like I really didn't have much to do with this.
I had no clothes going on.
I don't know how much shit this put.
If you need anybody to to pay Joey will pay
Rock John here. I had everything to do with it, and I love you and you're a very good guy
Right John was the sinister engineer behind all this this. Yeah. Is that Jenna? She's gonna be so mad. She's gonna be so mad. Is that Jenna?
She's dying.
Put Jenna on the phone, Brock.
Yeah, please put Jenna on the phone.
Yeah, she's not mad at all.
She loves me.
Jenna.
Oh, wow.
Jenna, what's up?
It's Joey.
It's Devin and Joey.
Brock was saying, look, oh, Jenna's gonna be so mad.
She's not gonna talk to you for years.
Come on.
Yeah.
You get how funny this is, Jenna.
Oh, my God.
You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God.
You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God.
You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. She's not gonna talk to you for years
You're like the king of goofs Jenna you guys should all have like a big like sigh of relief and like go like get like go Celebrate have a big dinner What the fuck is Sean and Brittany gonna say? Sean will call lawyers all fucking day. Tell Sean. Tell him to stop calling.
It sounds like Sean will be very relieved.
Yeah, Sean's gonna be relieved.
There's no issue. He's like, oh, they're promoting our company on a big podcast.
Like, oh, I'm thrilled.
I texted you, John. I texted Devon, John, everybody.
Emergency call. Answer.
I know.
Joey answers at the gym on the treadmill going,
Hey, what's up, brother? I don't know. Joey answers at the gym on the treadmill.
Go. Hey, what's up, brother?
I feel bad.
I want you to know that Joey literally forced me not to respond to you.
And I felt horrible about it for a few days.
I was at the gym with Devin and I must say I did stop that.
And I please don't because I don't you know, like really low.
It's sadistic goof.
And I didn't really know the depths of this.
And then I heard the calls
Today and I was like, holy shit. You guys are mean rock. I feel such a relief now that you know, do I honestly feel
For me
Didn't know they knew anything you're famous now we're gonna make a shirt
Didn't know they knew anything. I'm famous now. We're gonna make a shirt
But I have a huge weight off my shoulders my friend. Thank you for releasing
He's got pins into a Nick Scriven's voodoo doll. He's killing Nick Scriven's voodoo doll.
Please kill Nick Scriven's.
Okay, I love you, Brock.
I'm so sorry, buddy.
I love you too, Brock.
Brock, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna buy you like, food.
Let's have Logan have a heart to heart with Brock
because Logan's really the sick sociable.
Logan also found so bad.
I don't even know what Logan is,
but Logan will be forever
He had a meeting constantly he's a busy guy
I was texting Joey after talking to you. I'm like dude. I don't think I would you forgive me now and you rock please forgive me. Well you know you made me feel bad. You're like oh no
I'm saying sorry. Could you forgive me?
Not today
That's so very fair. It would be cool if you could forgive me on this
Don't listen to them Brock, please for you also sound so insincere right now
Why would he do that? Why would he do that?
Guys, don't listen to them, Brock.
Please forgive me.
You also sound so insincere right now in your apology.
Brock, Brock, my bad.
Please forgive me.
Everybody shut up.
Brock, listen to me.
You're hearing my voice right now.
No, I stood up for you guys.
It's me, Joey.
I stood up for you guys.
I was freaking out about you guys.
Remember when we were wing-breakers?
Brock, Brock, really quick.
I want to say like it made my heart swell.
Like you were so endearing with how much you-
You're the sweetest man ever.
How much you cared about thinking you got Lemon Party in trouble.
Like we- I love you man.
By the way, guess what?
Guess who's the real victim of this goof?
It's me.
Cause every comment's gonna go Joey is a serial killer, sociopath, six sadistic freaks-
100%.
Yeah, 100%.
And everybody-
Go back to Bomb Threat, please.
Like, please don't do that.
That's a great joke.
That's a good one.
And they're also, the other thing,
they're gonna say Brock is the sweetest, nicest guy.
Yeah.
And I'm buying hats from the forefather.
That was the most stressful few days of my life.
Two days full of great tooth into so much of a hat.
I kept telling Joey, I'm like,
I have a feeling Brock's losing his mind right now, dude
I need to respond to him. I was like don't ruin it. We got a record
Well Brock free beam. Let's let's wrap this up. Please forgive me, and then we're gonna end this thing Brock
I'm gonna hang up now. Can you forgive me Brock John?
Definitely don't fucking forgive John John John's one of the architects of this.
John's like the Billy Bean of this entire thing.
Okay, Brock, I'll ask.
I don't know who to trust on this fucking thing.
Brockley, Brockley, Brockley.
You don't have to forgive me.
I'll talk to you.
I'm gonna like do something nice to make up for this.
Besides all the promotion that I'm doing right now.
Which should be enough. You should forgive me right now me what if we name the episode forefathers of course
make I make it your hair I gotta call John I gotta call John right now because
he's been sweating bullets all yeah you got you guys gonna have fun at all of Yeah, yeah. Wow. John, you scum, man. John, don't be mean. Yeah, you condescending fuck, you fucking LA cocksucker.
Yeah, also said you were homeless on the podcast.
Yes, I am.
He lives in an office.
Oh, wow.
I'd rather be homeless in LA.
Anyways, Brock, I love you and I'm sorry, man.
I love you, Brock.
I love you very much. Love came from love and I felt terrible. I'm sorry, man. I really- I love you, Brock, I love you, Brock. Love came from love and I felt terrible.
I'm sorry, Brock.
I felt terrible the entire time, dude.
I really did.
Brock, real quick, you gotta say
you're a little relieved, right?
I don't know what to say.
Like, I-
I love you, Brock.
I love you, Brock.
I really am sorry.
I thought it was like gonna be good for the company.
Thank you, Brock. I am, I- No, you're not. I really am sorry. I thought it was like gonna be good for the camera. I am I
I really am dude. I actually
Know really bad
Yeah, oh dude
All right, I'll see you Brock. There's a I love you very much. I
Love you, bro. I love you, bro. Bye guys. Bye
I love you, bro. I love you, bro. Bye guys. Bye. Oh, yeah
You hung up Logan's on the phone still Logan great work. You are buddy. We have no idea the depths of your sociopathy
I've never been guilty in my life
I'm gonna reach out to him one-on-one and apologize. Or, you know, I'm your apple.
Richard Ramirez just got dethroned by sickest Mexican.
I know.
Yeah.
Logan's sleeping at the Cecil Hotel tonight.
All right, boys.
I'll let you guys finish up.
All right.
See you, Logan.
Great work.
Bye, buddy.
Very funny stuff, Logan.
You're sick. Bye. Bye. Damn. That was buddy. Great work. Bye buddy. See you later. Bye.
Damn. That was exhausting.
Holy shit. Well, one episode.
That was fucking exhausting.
That's the best episode we've ever done.
I think, for none, the best episode of all time.
I mean, I don't care what anyone says.
That's what I just sat through
and went through the motions of.
I felt like an audience member for a lot of it.
Unbelievable. I feel like I audience member for a lot of hours
Unbelievable, I feel like I just purged like I just spit out like evil like a black
Well you have a lot we have a lot of you have a lot of cleanup to do with your friend Yeah, yeah, and I'll make it up to him
You might we might have to fly out there and take him to the nicest restaurant town get him a nine dollar dinner
Take him to the nicest restaurant in town and get him a nine dollar dinner
Come on no, we'll take him to we'll fly him to Denver Wisconsin
Yeah, we'll take him to Minneapolis or Denver
You can either have the most expensive thing about back steakhouse in Rapid City or the cheapest thing at the steakhouse in Denver Yeah, we go you can do a two-for-one or you can do anything below
$31 or you get fries at Ruth's Chris
Buddy oh
Man, I love you guys
Honestly great work even despite how uncomfortable you made me. That was for the pod.
That was for the people.
Some people might not like that,
but it was like a serious attempt to be good at pod.
Everyone go to forefathers.com.
That's with a four, the number four,
O-R-E, fathers.com,
and buy some of Brock's hats and merch.
Also, go follow Logan Kiros on Instagram.
Yes, and follow Logan Kiros on Instagram.
No, don't.
That's L-O-G-A-N-Q-U-I-R-O-Z.
No, I don't want to support a guy that just tortured my friend.
Logan's one of the best comics I know. Follow him. He's the best.
I must say that he is... he was the fun...
The funniest drunk I've ever seen in my life.
That was the funniest prank phone call that I've ever heard in my life.
This doesn't work without him. I mean, Logan was unbelievable.
We're posting the whole prank phone call because we didn't do it justice. There's two of them
I should have edited like down so there's like an hour long prank phone call on the page
He was so fucking funny, and we I should have like real
I just didn't have time to edit the highlights, but yeah, we missed so many funny parts
It was like better than any jerky boys thing ever but anyways yeah, that was great man. I'm
Happy to be a part of this. I feel really bad for Brock and I also
Like that about doing this whole thing
Love you all good night. I'm sorry. Yeah, and I'm sorry to everybody