Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Aerial Perversion

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

We got banned from YouTube for a week for an arbitrary reason, Logan Paul's fiancé has had sex with everyone on Earth, Bradley Cooper accused of making Leonard Bernstein look like Leonard Bernstein, man caught using his drone to fly into woman's bedroom, guy blames using the n-word on being tired 

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. You should save this bit for the pod, dude. Yeah. It's not recording, Deb. I'm dude. Yeah. It's not recording, though.

I'm unsure of this. It's definitely recording. This bit's like maybe the most immediately unamusing bit I've ever heard. This is ASMR. It's like a retarded guy who just heard about headphones for the first time. No, it's actually amazing. Every time I get behind these things, it's amazing. It's like hack ASMR.

It's a new technology. It's just weird hearing your voice directly into your ears. It is. Yeah. I love when people have said that.

Devin looks at me like that. You go, hey, George Carlin. Oh my God, hey. Enough of the observations, Seinfeld. All right. Jesus, relax. I feel good today. I got some sleep. Do you? Mm-hmm. Enough of the observation Jesus relax

I feel good today I got some sleep How come you don't sleep I don't understand the eviction Yeah which I can't talk about anymore No no we can talk We can like mention that I'm almost I can't let my moves be known

You know what I mean Your lawyer wants you to not talk My lawyer got mad at me. I like the idea of the guy that you're in a battle with listening to the show. Yeah. For ammo. I guess, like, you know, maybe his attorney could hear it or something. Actually, I think there's, like, a thing where if I'm talking about it publicly, it's, like, bad no matter what.

Like, the court. I don't know. They're in court. Like, so then this otter said, shut up, fag. The defendant. Yeah. Well well you know god bless good luck uh sorry about the last episode folks uh couldn't release it on youtube this will be um we got banned for a week for just another arbitrary meaningless reason they claimed that the uh the thief the thieves uh getting beat up by those liquor store owners that we watched,

which was all over the internet and is on YouTube, on news websites and stuff, that was a violation. And so they decided to give us a strike and not allow us to post for a week. So I couldn't post the new episode on Monday, so that's why it's been on the Patreon. But then when a week is up, Sunday or whatever, I'll post it. Or a punk rock podcast. Yeah, this will come out after.

As punks do, we'll keep giving you stuff. We'll keep shoving it down your throat. Shoving it down the internet's throat, like punks do. So wait, on Monday, two episodes will come out? This one and the old one? I don't know. I think the seven day strike might be up Sunday.

I'll still give it to people. Maybe Sunday they'll get the one this one and the old one? I don't know. I think the seven day strike might be up like Sunday. Also give it to people. Maybe Sunday they'll get the one. If you weren't on the Patreon, you'll get the last week's even though audio was available. But you know, these people, they really want to jack off to us. Everyone's saying it was like our best episode. There's like a bunch of comments going like

hey, that was a top five episode. It was a very good episode. It was a good ep. Yeah, but that's also the beauty of getting banned is that it rallies the people behind you and they kind of lie and they go this is, dude, just when you had your best episode ever because fuck the man, bro.

All our fans talk like that. There's like a psychological thing that goes on when people see their favorite thing getting fucked up. I love getting banned. I love it. If it were up to me, we'd get banned every single episode would be a new channel.

If I had my vote. Yeah, I love that. It's really fun and not stressful at all for me. It's extremely counterproductive in terms of like building an audience or whatever. The problem is after a while, you can't keep making new channels. So this whole idea that you can just keep making new channels. No, they'll fucking find your IP or something. They'll just stop you.

We'll get a VPN. Yeah, we'll get a VPN. We'll have Gabe Redman make a channel. Yeah. Yarmul's will make one. Matty Rat will make a channel. Matty Rat's going to have one out in Pakistan. We'll flood the internet.

Yeah. It's going to be fun. Great guy, by the way. I had a good conversation with him. But you know what? Matty? Yeah, Matty's a good guy. You talked to him on the phone?

Not on the phone. Just kind of messaged him a little bit. I love Matty Ratt. I guess real quick. Does he not get enough? Can we like stop with it? You know, there's other fans out there. We love all our supporters. He's obviously going through some sort of, you know,

mental break. He has schizophrenia. He openly has schizophrenia. And he's gay. Why would we discriminate against it? It's stigmatized enough. Gayness and schizophrenia are both two of the most stigmatized things. And you're making it worse right now, Devin, by censoring us. I think giving him too much attention, it's like poking a mental patient. No, I talked to him.

I talked to him on the phone. He has a Caribbean accent. I can't reveal his identity. Yeah, he has a Caribbean accent I can't reveal his identity Yeah he has a weird accent But he is a good guy And he's hanging on And he just quit his dream of becoming a paleontologist Very handsome He turned 30 years old

And he's like listen Paleontology that's a young man's game So he moved back I won't say where He left Pakistan Yeah And let me just We'll do this comment real quick

And then we'll get off Matty Rack because Devin's homophobic and against mental health awareness. So on the Patreon, this is the kind of shit you get on Patreon by the way. If you sign up, patreon.com

slash hatewatchpodcast. Here is his comment. This is about the banned episode episode there's a lot to unpack in this episode i am happy to see all three of you come to terms with the shortcomings and burdens of fatherhood and your journey to manhood i must also confess i found the thought of joey wrestling quite erotic a young virile man battling for mating rights and dominance over other men the thought of that friction and the natural reactions that Joey may have

had while unconcealed and almost cruelly displayed by a sweaty singlet. I would love a Patreon episode where you wrestle as the Greeks did and pin Devin to take control of the podcast. Show him

your control and submit him to your physicality. Damn, this is gay, dude. Yeah, he's the gayest guy in the world. Have you just started reading his comments, John? Is this your first day on Earth? No, this is a really gay one. What the hell? Where have you been?

And then he goes, John, you shouldn't be embarrassed by your desires for omarashi content. It's quite a popular Japanese genre of the erotic, probably a result of the fetishization of shame and desperation. This episode has continued the erotic themes probably a result of the fetishization of shame and desperation. This episode has continued the erotic themes, but with a more wholesome twist.

Keep up the amazing work, stay beautiful. Thank you, Matty. So then, right after that, he put his phone down. He goes, okay, class, just this way. And he led a tour. He's a teacher. He has a class. I won't reveal his class.

This man who writes these is teaching people. Good. It's so funny. He's got a normal Instagram, and he's just... He's on his phone typing this. He's on Instagram. He's like, oh, look at the octopus I found on the show. Look at, you know, jellyfish.

He's going to tide pools. Wonderful, yeah. Nice. And then he's on our YouTube and our Patreon all day writing... Great guy. Gay erotica. He teaches college classes, and he's like a mentor. He's like our YouTube and our Patreon all day writing gay erotica. He teaches college classes, and he's like a mentor. He's like shredded, too.

It's kind of alarming. He's pretty shredded. I'm just saying. We've given him a lot of time in the sun, and he needs to dry out now. He's a recurring character. If he keeps being that good in the comments, I'm going to keep talking about him. There's nothing anybody can do to stop me. I'm in the middle.

You know, whatever. He's gay. He's weird. Okay. All right. Taking a hard stance. What a dick. Coming in hot, John.

Coming in hot today. What a dick. Yeah. All right. Well, okay. Joey, have you seen what this man, Dylan Danis, who, explain who Dylan Danis is. I haven this man Dylan Danis, explain who Dylan Danis is. I haven't seen this, but I know who Dylan Danis is. He is a former jiu-jitsu world champion.

And then Conor McGregor took him in as his jiu-jitsu coach in the lead up to the Khabib fight. And that made him like really famous where he's got like a million followers or something, right? Okay, yeah. really famous where he's got like a million followers or something right okay yeah and then so he became sort of a celebrity um you know because of connor and then he just took that and he ran with it and he's a troll online well he's fighting logan paul okay i guess coming up and um yeah logan is not jake logan's the one that is like he likes the suicide forest one and all that there's gonna be an mma fight i don one and all that so is there going to be an MMA fight? I've never heard about this I think it's like MMA that's going to be horrible

I'm not really sure I don't know but they're fighting and Logan is getting married to some lady soon and Dylan just has been tweeting non-stop pictures of her with other men and calling her a prostitute and seemingly like maybe ruining their marriage. Like apparently Logan has had his account taken down.

He's like had lawyers get involved. So just here's some. So he just keep this is just a picture of her. Then this is a picture of her with another guy. Keeps going. That's a picture of writing stuff. Oh, he's been writing a lot. Jake Paul reached out asking to help me train for Logan.

I replied, you can suck my dick, fuck you, and fuck him too. Because Jake and Logan are at odds right now. Oh, I didn't know that. What? Well, Logan was a little pissed off that he couldn't bring his prime drink to Jake's Nate Diaz fight. And Jake was like, dude, that's the rules. This has nothing to do with me. You're not allowed to promote your thing.

We have sponsors. We have sponsors. One time time you can't do some promotion yeah and logan was just a retard and like not understanding it and he somehow made jake paul look like a like a like a very like intelligent mild-mannered yeah um and so uh he's just been tweeting on now you know now he's using the fact that Logan and Jake are at odds against each other. Like, you know, advantage. Logan better off giving that ring to Mike Majak at this point. We just surpassed Nate Diaz's moment.

Okay, so then here's not Sharkboy. Come on. This is a picture of Logan's soon-to-be wife with some fag. I don't know. Are these just her ex-boyfriends or are these famous guys? A lot of them are famous. I mean, let's be honest. She probably is like a YouTube prostitute.

You know, they probably sent her to a different home. I don't really think penises are that pretty, so I prefer you to hide it inside. Stuff like that doesn't look great for your soon-to-be bride, you know, talking about how she likes dicks in her ass or whatever. You know, it's just non-stop. This is just six hours ago. Interesting.

I sucked a dick in a football stadium full of people once. Oh, shit. So there we go. Yeah, you don't love that. Yeah, nobody likes you. She's fucked Bill Nye. She fucked Bill Nye? She's fucking Bill Nye. She fucked Bill Nye? Oh, yeah. She's fucking Bill Nye.

She fucked Bill Nye. Jesus Christ. Look at that. She fucked Bill Nye. She didn't fuck Bill Nye. She just took a picture with him. I think she fucked him. Here's another picture of her kissing some guy.

I mean, she's been around the block, you know? Yeah, she's a high-class whore. Yeah. Another guy. Not Malcolm in the middle. Oh no. She's like the Forrest Gump of whores. She's with like every picture.

She's with like Lyndon B. Johnson. Another picture of her with another guy. Here's another soundbite Act right now Wait restart Don't quote me I'd rather be like Naked in front of

Like a hundred people Than like Act right now Oh we know it We know it That's great ammo For Dylan Danis Another guy

Another guy It says non-stop Is that the dude From Friends I don't know who that is Looks like Ed Norton Looks like an Arab Ed Norton. Just one of these old actor guys in L.A.

that, you know, he was on a show 30 years ago. Gave her a 15K and she sucked him off. God, I would hate this if that was my wife. Logan Paul defends Friends. You guys genuinely hate him? No. What the fuck? No.

Oh, because I fuck with a lot of the shit he says. No shit you do. You're a racist and a homophobic Christian. Obviously you do. You know, it just keeps going. We could go all day. More pictures. Her with riffraff with a blue wig on.

I mean, it's nonstop. He's posted like beheading videos. Dylan Danis now. He's like Logan Paul right now. It's a video of, oh, it's a guy brushing a woman's teeth Very funny Yeah it's non-stop So she's a big whore

And he might ruin a marriage Before he even fights him And that's fun The fight game is like the one place You can get away with this kind of trash talking It's the last bastion of doing whatever the fuck you want This and taking an acting role You could do whatever you want if and taking like an acting role like you

could do whatever you want if it's in a movie if you and porn you could rape you could be one of the worst people ever seen on film and no one cancels you yeah whatever unless you're bradley cooper and you put on a big nose to play leonard bernstein then you get accused of doing a jew face wait a minute that shit looks crazy, though. Have you seen it? How does it look crazy? This doesn't look like him that much. It does look like him. Does it?

Fucking Leonard Berenstain's I'm seeing like sign-by-side photos. Leonard Berenstain's family came out. They were like, yeah. It looks like him. You nailed it. Your dad had a big fucking nose.

He had a big schnoz. It's not racist to be Jewish. We're at this point in society now where people go, no, you're Mexican, that's wrong. Don't do that. You just can't even do it. You can't look anything.

It's racist to exist. Jews need to stop this word and ethnicity thing, too. It's really annoying. You know what I mean? I don't want to go that far. I'm going to go for it. Well, okay, we just got back on YouTube, so let's be good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dread lightly, Skyler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I, Skyler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I love Jews so much. Don't even say the word. Don't even say it. It's like a religion. It's on NBC News, though.

Bradley Cooper accused of Jew face over fake nose and maestro. Are we not allowed to have actors anymore? Do you not get to play characters? I mean, just end it all. Or just you could cast... Devil's Advocate, you could cast Adrian Brody or something. Could you zoom in? Because I can't even see. It looks like the same makeup

they put on Danny DeVito to make a penguin. It's a nose. Come on. I'm not offended. You know what? I think they're offended because they're like Bradley Cooper's so handsome and you're making him ugly to be a Jew. Big nose. Big nose Berenstain.

Look at that shot. Let me get a young photo. We need a side profile. Oh, come on. You can tell that's a shot. No, I know he's got a huge fucking nose. I'd like to see a side profile. Looks like Squidward, but you know.

This is not racist. And Leonard Berenstain's family came out and they were like, shut the fuck up. They're probably also getting paid for the movie. They go, Bradley Cooper was incredible working with us. He worked with us. Why the fuck? I just typed in the. You're clicking on his Wikipedia, bad boy.

Yeah. Oh, wow. That looks good. Zoom in. Zoom all the way. I think I saw some doctored photos. You're an otter right now, dude. Okay, let me see this.

They hooked it up a little bit more. They made it more of a hook. They gave it a little extra hook. But enough. This is bullshit. This is another thing. Just another thing. That's totally... I mean, this is completely normal.

I think we should be allowed to do Jewface. I think we should be allowed to make it even crazier. But I see what they're saying. I kind of get. By the way, they're the ones coming up with Jew face. That's insane. That's a funny word. What a wild thing for NBC News to write.

Jew face? Accused of Jew face? And also, who are the people writing, you're doing Jew face, asshole. You're the racist. I'm not the one that came up with the term Jew face. They go, hey, Jew face, why don't you cut it back on the anti-Semitism? I don't know, it's just bizarre to me.

I saw the trailer for the movie. It looks good. It looks like, you know, finally somebody that has some class and some maturity made like a decent film. And, you know, What's the problem? But we are. That's what I was trying to say earlier.

We are at the point where you can't even be what you are. You're racist for even existing. Yeah. It's really weird that they're getting into scraping the bottom of the barrel as far as being angry about shit as.

They're inventing new, like, no, okay, blackface is, like, a thing, because that was, like, that's hundreds of years of history of people, like, putting black paint on their face. They were trying to cancel Judy Garland for blackface the other day. Really? Yeah, like, she wasn't fucking, you know, she wasn't raped for breakfast her whole career. And, you know, forced into rooms by Hollywood producers. That was the title of her biography. Yeah, you're gonna fucking click your heels together, you're gonna fucking fly in by Hollywood producers. That was the title of her biography. Yeah, you're going to fucking click your heels together. You're going to fucking fly in this one.

Rape for breakfast. No, it's like, it's just weird. It's not a thing. No one's ever done Jew face. It's the JDL is so aggressive. Oh, the Canary Project and shit? The Jewish Defense League. Yeah.

Like, basically the Jewish Mafia. Right, exactly. So, yeah, their, like, entire job is, like, hey, let's just go out. We'll look for anything that kind of might be a little bit annoying, and then we're going to, like, just go to the media, pump it out. They're like PETA for Jews. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They show up to museums. They throw matzah and everything. We're getting bad again. They walk a little. People think they're protesting, but they're just walking very slowly Across the street And truck drivers are like Come on what is this some stop oil bullshit

It's an old Jewish person Crossing the street They're going to buy a bagel I mean what we're saying is It's crazy that we're like We both have Jewish grandparents I mean what we're saying is like it's crazy that we're like kind of like we both have Jewish grandparents

silly jokes yeah like my dad is Jewish I'm a Zionist my great grandmother was Jewish yeah whatever yeah

it's fine I'm a proud Zionist yeah he's a Zionist not that it's not saying ew it's okay we have Jewish members of our family

I'm saying we're saying such harmless things but we have to be afraid somehow because we did get banned the first time we got banned the whole channel banned for like three or six months or whatever it was yeah the old one the kanye but everyone was getting fucked with because we're talking about kanye i mean everyone was so freaked out during that time everyone acted like kan Kanye was like... Who was the famous German that drove a tank around? The famous tanker? Rommel?

Rommel, yeah. Everyone acted like Kanye was like Rommel for a week. They're like, he's destroying town. He had troops or something. His ignorance is decimating cities. See, but that's the kind of joke we were making that got us banned. Yeah, but I thought... I don't think we can still get banned for that.

I'm hoping it was just the Kanye stuff. Listen, I'm afraid of everything at this point. Because the strike is up in three months, so it'll go away and they'll reset. Oh, that's cool. I know, but what if we get fucked before that? How many strikes do we get? You get three and then you're out. That's what I figured.

But so each strike, you're suspended for seven days? Is that how it goes? Second strike, two weeks. And then three is your... Three months. You're out. That's what I figured. Damn. But so each strike, you're suspended for seven days. Is that how it goes? A second strike, two weeks. And then three is your three months. You're out or something. I don't even know why on my old channel they said we couldn't do it for three months. It's all arbitrary.

They just change it by the day. It's all meaningless. Like I said, that video, maybe one of the most harmless videos we've ever watched on Haywatch. Very insane. We have watched school shooters be killed by the police we watch death videos i mean what are we talking about everything's on youtube it's

completely insane and arbitrary like a black guy so people always go oh you maybe you should try and think about this or that i go there's nothing to think about i don't know what to do it's me it's completely it's complete nonsense there's no or reason. I think the way it works is that, uh, if a video starts getting reported enough by people. So like, let's say that video, there was a black guy getting beaten up by,

uh, Indian seven 11 clerks. So the comments become a race war. Every, it gets reported, reported, reported. And then now they take that footage and they say like,

Hey, detect this and just like suspend everybody using using it because it got reported so much. Yeah, we can't post race war content. Sure, exactly. That's how we have to start thinking about it. And same with Kanye and the juice stuff. It's like, I mean, how are you supposed to function in 2023 without posting race war content? For Christ's sakes, folks.

It's gold. The war is around the corner. You telling me I'm not supposed to spy? Well, you know what's weird is each time it was never like whites were involved in it, though. So the last band, it was Kanye West versus it was black on Jew. This time it was Indian on black.

Even saying Jew is like people go, I hate that, too. People go, bleh, bleh. YouTube detects Jew, and saying Jew is like, people go, I hate that too. YouTube detects Jew, and then they're like, you know, let's look at it. Also, we appealed the last thing, and they don't even look at the appeal. No, the appeal's fake. They look at, it's a robot. It's automated. It didn't, like, five minutes.

They just send back, like, nope, sorry. Yeah, I think the, basically, it's like an automated like, hey, could you have the algorithm, the video detection check to make sure that was the Indian getting beat, or beating the black dude? And it's like an automated like, hey, could you have the algorithm, the video detection check to make sure that was the Indian beating the black dude? And it's like, yep, it was. There's not a human looking at it, reviewing it. No human. That's why it's terrifying.

Could you edit the post that you put up? Here's what I'm going to do from now on, okay? Because they trick you into this shit. It's like entrapment. They give you an age restriction. So we got that age restriction immediately, right? And we were like wondering, wonder what it was about. You know, we're so, the way we talk, I was like, maybe this is the way we talked.

Yeah. But it was obviously about that video. But so they age restricted. I'm like, okay, so first off, why'd you let me upload the video? Warn us before. Warn us before the upload, go through it and be like, no, you're going to get fucked with.

So don't do it. It's not like I went against them saying, I wouldn't do this if I were you, and I was like, fuck you, YouTube. Yeah, give us a prompt. Say, hey, uploading this video might give you a strike. Do you still want to do it? It's insane.

We might go, no. It's entrapment. It's weird. So now when they age-restrict the video, we have a couple age-restricted videos. Luckily, they haven't gotten us strikes, and they haven't deleted them. But I think from now on, when we get an age restriction i'm just gonna i'm just gonna remove the video man because it hurts our it hurts our the view count anyway when they age restrict

it and we'll just post it to the patreon and keep it moving because like we i don't want to go through that again that was annoying as hell that was we we guessed kind of pretty quickly it was the seek beating up the guy but what like but why? I'm not kidding, man. This whole podcast is a blur to me, but we watch utter insanity. It's the race war theory. It definitely is that. I guess. I guess.

Race war content. It is a fucking thing, though. Here's what I... That's so annoying, because this week I wanted to do the riverboat roll. Did you guys see that? No. Is that? I'm terrified.

It's on news. I found it on news websites. So it's like video. Is it a race war? It's video. Yeah, of course it is. It's the biggest race war. White on black?

It's like R rated. That's amazing. It's like if Remember the Titans was rated R and they never came to an understanding. Sonny's like beating up black guys. It's literally the video looks likeny's beating up black guys. The video looks like college coaches beating up their athletes. And the athletes

kicking their ass. I'm going to throw out a thing here. I think this might be safe because it's white on black. The other ones were not. It was black on Jew or Sikh on black. White on black may be safe. I think we're going to save this for the Patreon for this week. It's just a little too soon after the thing. But I wanted to do a whole fucking public on black. White on black may be safe. I think we're going to save this for the Patreon for this week. It's just a little too soon after the thing, but I wanted to do a whole fucking public

on this. This shit's great. It's amazing. It's one of the most entertaining videos I've seen. The Montgomery Brawl. It's called the Montgomery Brawl. I mean, it's like literally out of the 60s. It's the 60s, but people with iPhones and boat shoes.

And they're on a riverboat? Oh, yeah. They're on a dock. They're on a dock. They're about to get on the riverboat. and they're on a riverboat and oh yeah they're on a dock they're on a dock they're on the riverboat and uh they uh there's a black security guard and he's like these white people that were just drinking on their boat he's like you guys have to move like for the riverboat to come in you're docked illegally you guys gotta move this thing and no one's there so he starts calling it in

and then he like tells people to come move it and then these white dudes just start ambushing him beating him brutally and all the black people that work for the riverboat are like what the fuck they start yelling and they're in the water one of them jumps into the water and swims over to dude fuck yeah to bda to beat that ass and they do the full-on brawl breaks out for like 20 fucking minutes they're throwing white people into the river oh great people are. This guy has a chair, a steel chair. He starts bashing it over people's heads. It's a wrestling event.

It's Harper's Ferry. It's great. It's the most entertaining video that's come out possibly since 9-11, in my opinion. And I'm afraid to fucking play it on YouTube now. Even though I found it on live now from Fox. There's no age restriction, but I don't know. I just feel like we have eyes on us. We're gun-shy now.

I say we do it. Listen, in three weeks, I'll be fucking playing. We'll be listening to the audio. We're already man. It's going to be like, hey, it's going to detect. We said a lot of stuff. It's horrible. It can't be good for the algorithm.

Can it detect? Yeah, it has text detection. It can do voice to text. That's crazy. Yeah. That's so insane. It's not, it's like. I could just be a.

And then knows what we're talking about. Yeah. All the other options are great. People always go, dude, just get off YouTube. Go to Polyp. Oh, go to Rumble. You got to go to Polyp.com. Nobody gives a fuck.

Dude, get off this. Go to. Get on Tubi. Dude. Tub to... Get on Tubi. Dude, get on racism.org. I don't want to throw it all away. You'll get like 300 views. Those websites suck ass. I don't think you can close the video

and listen to it. I don't know. I've never used them. Bottom line is YouTube's the best at websites unfortunately still. It works great. You don't have to wait to unfortunately still. It works great. There's like, you don't have to wait to buff forever. It works on a phone without Wi-Fi and it is kind of discouraging that we had to

rebuild this whole channel. As much as I love getting banned and just like not caring, kind of sucks because you built, you know, first channel got banned, had to make this one and then it took whatever, months, six, eight months. How long we been on this one? months, six, eight months. How long have we been on this one? Eight, seven, eight months.

The only reason I'm trepidatious right now and going back to this, we would have played this happily. But it's because this just happened. And if we get a strike in these next three months, it's two strikes. This feels like a strike already. Joey likes to do this. I'm not kidding. I'm scared of a strike.

I'm being serious. What did we say? John probably said racist shit about black people. Yeah. No, no. Listen, listen, listen. These words, these words. Maybe I'll bleep.

He's just bleeping. Don't say it again. No, I was just saying you stop saying it. Don't you get me into it again. You stop saying it. Don't lead me down that path. I haven't say it again! No, I was just saying you stop saying it. Don't you get me into it again. You stop saying it. Don't lead me down that path. I haven't said it. Oh, you and your striped pajamas.

I don't know! You can't fucking say anything these days! So, but yeah, man, I don don't know we gotta wait three months and hopefully we're nice and dandy and then the strike goes away that's so long i know it's gonna be like fall i know well we're gonna do the same show we're doing the same show we're fucking right now but yeah just don't want to play we'll play this video on patreon go over to the patreon we'll do a full breakdown on this video because we's one of the best things ever. But yeah, it's weird.

I think maybe you know, I don't know how to do this, but we might be one of those shows that in a while we run our course with the free platforming and the websites that we can post on, but might need to make a website at some point and figure out a way to pay somebody

to make our own server and our own uploading thing. And all the publics are on our website. Yeah. If YouTube keeps fucking with us, we have no choice. We have no choice, but I don't even know how that works.

We got to get some hackers. It's going to be expensive. How does that work? It would be pretty easy technically, but then we just have to worry about like how much server if we get a bunch of views on an episode,

it's going to lag. It's going to be like YouTube solved all this shit. They're like throttling bandwidth and they have like right billion dollar data

centers and shit. So it's going to suck no matter what we do. We uploaded like you porn. No. Also, that's those are all

pointless. What you got to like you got? No. Also, that's... Those are all pointless. What, you gotta like, you gotta scroll past gay sex to get to us? Honestly, that sounds... Well, then you're on it, of course we will. Matty Rat's licking his chops.

I gotta say, that does sound pretty on... Matty Rat's like, all my favorite things in one place. I should've thought about that. That does sound pretty on the nose

for the Hate Watch podcast. You should have to scroll past some ridiculous images. Another funny comment that I read from somebody else was like, Guys, I told my friends to start listening because I'm a huge fan. They all think I'm gay now. Who said that? Just like some commenter. You can never tell what these people, they lie a lot.

He's like, we're the gayest podcast in town. We are very gay. We do way too much gay humor. I think it's beautiful, though, because we have, I think, a lot of legitimate gay fans, and I thought they'd be offended, because I speak freely. I say all the words. Our biggest fan. I don't really censor myself, but-

Our mascot, our biggest fan, our mascot is an openly gay Pakistani. But I love that because they know it's harmless. Exactly. I've never heard once, like, an actual gay person come to us and be like, hey guys, this is kind of hurtful. I've heard a gay person come to us. There you go! Tip of the hat to you!

Cheers! Nice! But yeah No it actually Makes me feel good We have like I think a pretty Decent amount of gays

Well yeah There are guys I don't even know are gay That I find out are gay Like no one I think there's a lot Of secret gays There's a lot of

Brokeback mountain gays Game stop gays Cowboys Game stop gays Guys that work at Game stop that can't Say they're gay But they're gay

It's like Brokeback mountain For like Pathetic gays Why can't guys At game stop, but they're gay. It's like Brokeback Mountain for pathetic gays. Why can't guys at GameStop say it? Just, you know, fat, sad, retard incel guys. Like gamer culture, you're not allowed to be gay. Yeah, no one thinks incels are gay.

Incels are always like, oh, it's women. I bet there's gay incels. Of course there is. There's gay cells. Oh, there is? There's gay cells. I just made it up, but there has to be. There has to be.

Yeah, no, I'm saying. But I'm saying there must be open gay cells. No, there's? There's gay cells. I just made it up, but there has to be. There has to be. Yeah, no, I'm saying. But I'm saying there must be open gay cells. No, there's got to be. It's so, dude, it takes any gay guy to fuck. It's too easy to fuck men. Don't ask me about why. Somebody's going to take that ass. Oh, my God.

It's so easy to have sex with a man. It's a good point. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We can have sex with a man if we went out in like an hour. We could do it right now with each other. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

I didn't think of that. Wow. Holy cannoli. We have all these clits. You didn't think of that, did you? No. Jesus. You just got face.

Oh, man. So anyway, Bradley Cooper and the Leonard Berenstain stuff. Oh, body cam? I have a body cam if you want. Body cam. I watched it. It's a convicted sex offender accused of using drone to peep inside woman's bathroom. We have watched this, I think.

We haven't watched this. I've seen this. You've seen this. Have we watched it? I haven't seen this. I've seen it. I think we watched it. I would remember this.

Let's watch five. Let's wait a minute. I would remember this. I don't remember this Let's wait a minute. I would remember this. I don't remember this at all. I know I've seen it maybe at home. You probably saw it at home. Why is it you guys are here for this? Oh, this guy's so guilty.

I was waiting for you guys to come pick me up. He goes, I knew what I did. I was waiting for you to come. He goes, guys, what do you think? I've been flying drones in the people's bathrooms. I don't know you're coming. He goes, guys, what do you think? I've been flying drones into people's bathrooms. I don't know you're coming. He goes, if this is illegal, tell Walmart to stop

selling the fucking thing. He goes, it's a flying peep machine. He goes, next you're going to tell me I can't camp out with a bunch of scuba gear on the bottom of a port-a-potty. I love how he looks. He's looking at the officers like they're retarded.

Yeah, he goes, what are you doofuses doing here? I'm very embarrassed. But I had a drone and I actually flew it in the neighbor's yard and we would like to clear this.

He goes, and she was, you know, I thought she was doing, I thought she was gardening, but she was laying out naked by her pool. It's kind of crazy what Bruce Willis is up to these days. Yeah, fucking this is Chris Cooper from American

Beauty. Come down and speak with the tech team that's going to be handling this case and clear the air today, we would appreciate that. My only fear is that I go down there and I speak to the detective and not with the... By the way, Joey, I don't remember watching this. We haven't watched this yet. I must have seen it at home. For representation.

Hilarious. I definitely have seen it. It's crazy. You and I have seen them all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I end up staying there. How you doing? He's got the Louis C.K. uniform on.

Yeah, yeah. I called the owner. Yeah, yeah. Is that his wife in the back? You've been using the drone on Strange again? Yeah, they said that you had called. They were more concerned because apparently you never call out. You're always there. And they were just, the way you were saying sorry, they were just very concerned about you for whatever reason i'm not sure why but he's a sick pup i'm actually surprised that you guys are here for this

um um i was waiting for you guys to come what else you've been doing because there's real crimes being committed i mean i think the least of of people's concern should be, you know, a man flying a drone into women's pussies while they sleep. Because if this circus is going to keep going, let me go inside and grab my cane. Let me grab my cane with the mirror on the bottom of it because this is going to be a little bit of a walk. This dog and pony show. What is the term? Is it dog and pony show?

Never understood that. What is a dog and pony show? I guarantee you look it up. Let's do 20 minutes on an uninteresting thing Hey let's look it up Let's look it up Where does the saying don't take any wooden nickels come We just turned the podcast into boring Etymology pod

For something that happened earlier Yeah Okay Have you talked to anybody about that What do you mean Like detective wise or anything No Do you still have to Are you still registered Yeah. Okay. Have you talked to anybody about that? What do you mean? Like, detective-wise or anything? No.

Do you still have to... Are you still registered? No. I mean, that... My prior incident... That's all. That's all. So he had priors. He's a convict...

Because he's a convicted... It's almost 25 years. Okay. All right. All right. This is a new... He goes, guys, my... He goes, guys, this is...

My dick is 25 years older now. Okay, I. All right. This is a new... He goes, guys, my dick is 25 years older now. Okay, I have different needs. Now I kind of like aerial shots. This is my new thing. Listen, you ever seen a Dennis Villanueva film? I kind of like looking at pussy from a skyline view. I saw Sicario. I thought, what if this whole movie was just pussy?

A worm's eye view of cooch. You guys, you want to understand me, it's I'm Donald Brumsfeld meets Pee Wee Herman. Issue. Okay. Okay. Which,

I was contacted by the family last night at 1030. Okay. Passed my bedtime. They woke me up. Didn't get my eight hours it's basically invasion of privacy okay um very uh ashamed about this um very embarrassed this guy's

like an incredibly aware sex offender what's going on yeah flew it in the neighbor's yard he goes guys there's no reason for you to be here i arrest myself every night sex offender? What's going on? He flew it in the neighbor's yard. He goes, guys, there's no reason for you to be here. I arrest myself every night. Okay? I handcuff myself. I go to court. I get an arraignment. I serve myself papers. There's really no need for the law when it comes to me.

I fuck myself in the ass in prison. Which I thought that that was what we're here for right now. He's got real veiny forearms, Joe. It looks like a bunch of rattlesnakes under his skin.

Yeah. Is that a bunch of rebar? He takes L-arginine. Yeah, I want to eliminate the water thing. All right. Why do all these body cam videos have crazy buzzing in them? That is... I think that's a cop thing.

It calls for much more serious stuff, but they know they have really entertaining things on their hands, so they don't go to it. There's a house being robbed and children being slaughtered, but they're like, really entertaining things on their hands so they don't go to it. There's a house being robbed and children being slaughtered, but they're like, but this guy's wacky. Yeah.

So we're going to stay here. Sorry. You have all these happening down the street and they're just like, come on, this guy's jacking off with drones.

All right, we got a guy jacking off with drones. We're not going to go save the kids. It's like a new law. They're like, you know what,

this is going to do Iron Man numbers on law and crime, okay? What am I going to do? Tell you of all they do, go fuck up. Like you know what this is it's gonna do Iron Man numbers on non-crime, okay I know his hand looks like it's on like Just your wallet I know your job to harden. Okay You've been nothing but good with us, and we really appreciate that, okay? Just give us a few minutes to figure something out. You're the nicest pervert we've ever arrested. I know you dropped a heart in.

Okay. Well, like I said, we really appreciate it. We really appreciate you, man. If it was up to us, you could look up my wife's skirt tonight if you wanted to. I wouldn't do anything. You're so kind. Because if this body cam weren't on, I'd go peeping with you right now, brother. We're going to go drop you off underneath an escalator at a local mall after this.

They're all mad at you, right? They're like, so kind, so gentle, so masculine. I'm going to have you stick your wallet out. I think I'll do it, so. I'll put this window down for you. I'll figure this out. Get your breeze. Guy's a total free show, bud.

Skip a little ahead here. You kind of know what's going on. They let him out? That's what's going on. Oh, they put him in. That's their version of putting him on timeout. Yeah. You know your lesson?

Did you learn it? You're grounded. All right, Christopher, step out for me. I'm going to hand this back to you. Jesus fucking Christ, Christopher, step out for me. I'm going to hand this back to you. Jesus fucking Christ, Christopher. You're fucking flying drones over to your neighbor's house. You're fucking spying on him. You're watching them fucking have sex.

It's fucking disgusting. It's like, I'm going to hand this back to you. It's a remote control. Jesus Christ. What are you fucking Fred Willard? What are you, Paul Rubens or something? You fucking pathetic pervert fuck. All right, so here's what's going on.

There is an investigation, okay? Obviously, you're aware of that. He's like, against who? Investigate what? You guys need my help with this. Oh, let me get on. He goes, I was in the military. Right.

We're asking if you would like to get in your own truck, follow us down to the station, speak with the detective that's going to be handling the case Maybe it's a misunderstanding Maybe it's not We don't know, it's still being investigated If it's a misunderstanding, you might be able to get away with it Are they in Boston? It sounds kind of east coast-y

But these law and crimes, like I said, they're always in Minnesota and Wisconsin So we're not going to take you If you would like to come down to the station and clear this all up on your own, we would really appreciate that. This is a very Massachusetts crime. I have a theory about Massachusetts, and there's a dark cloud of depravity over that whole city. There's a dark cloud of kidnapping, child rape, bank robbers.

These are based on movies and no real experience in Boston. Undercover police officers. There's just a sadness in that city. Your whole family was killed in the fire. You forgot to close the... Put the logs in. You live in Boston. You come home.

Your whole family's been killed in the fire. You forgot to put out the Duraflame. You forgot to close the fucking, what is it, the fire safe gate thing. You come home. You go, oh, but I have two other kids that weren't home. They don't come home that night because they've been kidnapped.

And then you go, I gotta rob a bank to make bail. Then you go rob the bank. It's just a never-ending cycle. And then you get your kids back after being kidnapped. You take them to church, and they get raped by the priest. And then you... In a Mystic River situation. Then you kill your best friend.

You get on a drone, and you start yelling, Is that my daughter in there? Is that my daughter in there? Completely up to you at this point. Well, if there's no charges against me right now... Correct. We would like to create this thing. You're going to keep flying drones in this shithead, cousin?

He covers his brother's neck tattoo at a lunch because he has a tattoo of a drone on the back of his neck. With a guy making the licking pussy face. So you came out and you said some things to us. Right. We would like to clear this up. If you would like to come down and speak with the detective that's going to be handling this case and clear the air today, we would appreciate that.

Like I said, it's completely up to you. Yeah. My only fear my only fear is that i am a i mean i'm definitely guilty of this guys and i am a sex offender and i am a pervert my only fear is if i go down with you to the police station that's bad for me that's bad for me yeah my only fear is a guilty sex offender pervert is facing the consequences of my crime. I love when they talk to them very normally and pragmatically. And they go, right, yeah, uh-huh.

Listen, we tried to walk you into this and you to just go along with it. Now we're going to have to use force. Right. You know? Yeah, they want to say, like, it doesn't really matter if you're concerned. Yeah. Either we'll cuff you or you're going to come to the stage. There's always 20 minutes of bullshit diplomacy in these videos.

Exactly. Where they're both being nice to each other and they go, oh, we understand, we understand. Then they go, Johnny, shoot him in the head. It's like. nice to each other and they go oh we understand we understand then they go johnny shoot him in the head i go down there and i speak to the detective and not with legal representation and then i end up staying there you know if that is that is a concern of criminals sometimes you get put behind those bars and there is a concern of staying there because i get that i'd be thinking the same thing bars and there is a concern of staying there.

Because I get that. I'd be thinking the same thing. Mm-hmm. When you do get arrested for a crime, sometimes you end up staying there. You stay in the prison, Christopher. If you'd like to call an attorney, speak to whoever you need to, and then come down and speak with them.

The owner of my company, I spoke to him this morning. He has a lawyer that he uses. He was going to run the situation by him. He specializes in drone law. His lawyer is

Charlie Kelly. He does aerial perversion cases. Aerial perversion. Aerial perversion. Aerial perversion. That's the name of the app. He represented the pilots of Lugita Express.

All he said is fuck, shit, cunt, cock. You know, there's like... What are the people that do mouthing? Oh, yeah. Reading lips. Ventriloquist? Lip reading.

There's lip readers out there. Ventriloquist. Ventriloquist. I thought he was talking about ventriloquist. You know there's people that study lip reading out here that end up calling him nonstop. Oh, that'd be kick-ass. If he knew lip reading,

if he could read his lips, put his number on the phone. Should we try? Maybe call him on the pod? No, don't do that. That's a strike right there. That's a good point. Oh, I can easily do it. Oh, easily. 5-5-5.

5-5-5? Like I said, we really appreciate you being so cooperative with us. Well, I wouldn't call it cooperative. It's like, listen. I mean, like I said before, you guys have a hard job. And I have a hard cock. We can both meet in the middle here. You guys have a hard job, specifically you guys.

I watch you every night on my drone. Because if you would have come two weeks later, I'll be honest, you would have been talking to me through a killdozer. He goes, He goes, if you gave me time to finish my killdozer, this would have gone a different way. He goes, I've been creating a tank out of a Sibian. His killdozer has a glory hole in it.

He busts into buildings and then he goes, Sack me! He shoves his gun in a cock. He shoves his gun in a cock. That's why, like I said, you have your rights and we're not going to

say you have to come down. We would like to clear this up today and whoever you end up talking to. Yeah, today. And that being said, if you don't come down, we will smash your fucking head into this gravel. We'll throw you in the fucking back of this truck, alright? We're going to delete your file. We're going to have Queen and delete your file.

Whatever this is up, we'd be more than happy to get this stuff. We're going to put all your info in a little envelope called Citizens Trust. It'll be spelled wrong too, you fucking mutt. Why don't you call your mother and tell her you won't be home for supper? Like I said, you're absolutely free to go. Okay, no.

All right. I appreciate your concern for originally coming down here. Yeah, no, that was the whole thing is they were very concerned about you. Yeah, well, I'll make a call to them and just let them know that I'm okay. My drone got stuck in the backyard for 20, 30, you know, three hours.

They were having sex. They were walking around naked. You know, about three hours, my drone, I was just stuck there. I couldn't figure out how to bring it home.

It stalled out right in the perfect angle to see into the bathroom and I, you know, I don't like it. I'm not a fucking, I didn't design the drone. Faulty, I had a faulty

drone. I appreciate your concern. Faulty drone. You know, for whatever reason, it just keeps going after naked women. Why'd you arrest the drunk company? Go to Raytheon. You know, I mean. No, my drone, it was

flying south for the winter. It's like a flyaway home, you know? The owner and the operations manager, I was more forthcoming with them on the situation. Yep. My second in command, because I'm the warehouse manager. Yep. I was a little vague with him. Here we go.

So this is the most replayed part. Yeah. Okay. But we do appreciate the cooperation. I appreciate you. He was shaking his hand. Oh, my God. Who knows where that hand was?

I appreciate you guys, too. You might want to wash your hands. I'll see you at the stage. Why is this the most replayed part? There must be something coming. Any of you fellas got a light? Oh, they go back. John clearly just watched the party.

Yeah, that's great. So the guy opens the door. He goes, you a cop? He just talked to them. He goes, you're a cop. He's on his drone. You guys are mad? You got Christopher, you asshole. You just said.

The drone answers the door. Christopher, you asshole! You just said! The drone answers the door. The drone is jacking off while answering the door. The drone has a boner somehow. Just come outside for me. You want me to grab my wallet?

Yeah, please. Yeah. I wish his wife was involved in this. She's a little too shy. She's like, Christopher, you really goofed again. This would have been great body cam footage if the wife was, she was like, Oh, Christopher! You're out there jacking off to your drone again! She goes, you're already a convicted sex offender! I knew that

fucking drone was a bad idea, Christopher. You said you got it for your mechanic vlog you got. What's this horse tail back here? In this country, we don't put horse tail butt box in our ass. In this country, we don't fly drones around porta-potties. Yeah, I got a drone.

A sniveling, seething fucking drone. I got a drone. A sniveling, seething, fucking drone. He goes, fly somewhere. Fly somewhere. You give me a drone. What was it, the tuber? You give me a fucking tuber, I'll make a drone out of it.

He goes, John Lennon said, I fly drones. I fly drones. He goes, you give me a drone, I say, what can I use you for? And what I think is flying it outside of your house at night, jacking off to you. He goes, I'm around a murderer. A mass murderer. And my hand stays steady when I fly drones into my neighbor's yard while they have sex.

Why don't you give me a bottle of scotch and a loaded handgun and a drone so I can pleasure myself to my neighbors. Are we done here? Can we stop with this fucking charade? Can you close your fucking file one more time? Leo's in the house. He goes, you have a drone.

He goes, you don't have a drone. He's like, I like that. What do you give me? One fucking drone? He goes, you have a drone. You check off the women in the bathrooms. It shows people you're not a queer. It's good. Because you have a drone, you check off the women in the bathrooms. It shows people you're not a queer.

It's good. We still got one drone active in the warehouse. Oh, man. Why didn't they turn the fucking drone off? When Martin Sheen tells Leo to run away, they're coming and they throw him off the building. And he goes, any of you mugs got a drone? And they don't throw him off the building and he goes, any of you mugs got a drone? And they don't throw him off. They just start spying on women's bras. They become best friends.

Hold on just a second. I'll hang up on you. Go ahead and have a seat. We'll get you right out of here, back to the station, okay? All right. Well, that's that, and there was nothing we could do. That's the end of that. That was good. That was good. Whoa, that's that. And there was nothing we could do. That's the end of that. That's good.

That's good. Well, what's this? Expelled Big Brother contestant Luke Valentine blames the conditions of the game on why he said the N-word. Okay, cool. Which was caught by fans on the show's 24-7 live feeds. It was after about a week of malnutrition, a week of sleep deprivation. You don't really take into account the psychological distress of being under stupid lighting 24-7. He blames the conditions on saying the N-word.

Why didn't you say the N-word? I was tired. Because, listen, you know, I don't have my vitamins. Anyone who watches the clip of me saying the cheese room comment, it's pretty clear that I meant no malice. It's pretty clear that I had no ill intent. It was directed at Corey. And it was after about... I imagine Corey's a black man.

I'm going to need the cheese room. It had no malice, no malintent. I said the N-word to a black dude. Do we not have the original video? We'll look it up after this. It was about a week of malnutrition, a week of sleep deprivation. I didn't have enough protein that day.

Like the Klan just needs a vitamin. They're all in a caloric deficit the Ku Klux Klan just needs a once a day they need a Snickers they get racist when they're hungry it's the Ku Klux Kitosis Klan now Snickers commercial with the Klan you get racist when you're hungry

you haven't been yourself today they just take off the robe. Like, oh. Yeah, the Clancy. Somebody put this burning cross hat. This is going to be a fire hazard. Clancy, I got another word for Snickers. I was getting probably two and a half hours of sleep on that cheese block.

And you don't really take into account the psychological distress of being under studio lighting 24-7. Psychological distress. Not knowing who your friends are, who your enemies are. What happened, happened. Because I challenge any of you to be in those conditions and not say the N-word.

Impossible. You know, one time I got an hour of sleep and I woke up Mark Furman. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. See if you can find the original video. I'm typing Luke Valentine. Luke Valentine.

On YouTube. What if it's like so insanely blatantly racist? It's going to be bleeped. There's no way to let it on. I know, but we can see the context at least and see, you know, what he was doing. Oh, he's remembering. Always remember in the cheese room dude Anyways, we're in the cheese room. Oh This changes it a little bit off day. So it's an a he's just a dumb fuck frat guy white retard guy

Let's do it again. I didn't even hear the end Well, they bleeped it. I know, but I couldn't. Jeez room. So he's talking to this white guy with a hood on. Sure, sure, sure. But that's kind of an indictment. Yeah, it's hoodie season. He thought he could say it to a white guy with a hood on.

He got all his sleep, his vitamin deprived, malnutritious brain. He thought it was Trayvon Martin. Yeah, all of a sudden. I led you right into that one. But there is something where he thought he could be cool with the boys. Sure, sure.

He was just busting with the boys. Spitballing. So I thought he said it. I thought he said the N word. Maybe it is. They say it with an A. It's still bad. I never say it with an A. Unless we're not recording with you guys. It's still bad, but

you know. It's a little less bad. It's just tasteless. It's less bad, but it's funny to blame what he's blaming. It's funny to make it's funny to play sleep deprivation yeah it's the mate it's funny to make it sound like he's reading I'm sorry why did he say it again yeah anyways we were in the room yeah I'm sorry I know I do I do um it wasn I'm bad. I know, I do, I do.

It wasn't what you thought it was. I was going to call him a narwhal. I wasn't going to say that. I was going to call him a narwhal. I don't give a f***, but anyway. Oh, but what if the guy he's talking about is black? He said it a lot after the first time. Did he, though? Maybe they were bleeping out other words, he said.

I think they were bleeping out other words. But he just said we're in the first time. Did he, though? Maybe they were bleeping out other words, he said. I think they were bleeping out other words, he said. But did he say we were in the... He just said we're in the cheese room. You know. Right. He's like, and you know how brothers love provolone.

They love cheese. They love chopped cheese. What's with this Grand Theft Auto menu music? Yeah. Hey, CJ! Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Hell yeah, Luke Valentine!

Follow the train, Luke. Yeah. I really hate that these things are not properly addressed on Big Brother US. They never have, and it seems like they never will be. Luke should be ejected from the game

to teach him and others a lesson. Let's hope the producers take corrective action. There's nothing sadder than a super fan of Big Brother, by the way. Yeah, that's disgusting. Well, you know. I love that. I love that.

I love that David Duke, he just needs some magnesium. Yeah. They need to take David Duke out of the cheese room. David Duke out of the cheese room. David Duke just starts... His glucose is spiking. His insulin's low. Give David Duke some apple juice. For Christ's sakes.

Somebody get David Duke a one a day. Okay. This is good. Okay. this was a video that i saw and it's a wife and husband and they're going to go see oppenheimer and they're high and they're they're preparing for the sex scene in oppenheimer which is like a nothing so there's a famous sex scene, they know about it, but they haven't seen it.

I'm gonna let you guys watch the video and then I'll tell you what I know about what the reasoning is. Because it just seems deranged at first. You're like, these are young people in America? Like, what? Even Christians would be like, yeah, we understand sex is sex. And, you know, Oppenheimer.

They might be like Mormons or something serious. Okay, so I researched everything before we watch it. But especially this movie. Obviously, I heard about it. Yes, we wanted to see it. And what a stick in the mud. Obviously, we heard about it. I've heard of Oppenheimer.

I just looked into Japan. Apparently, those are people. There was a bomb that went off. There's these people. They eat raw fish, which is insane. And apparently, we dropped the bomb to cook it. We nuked Japan to cook all their fish. Because white people in the Midwest were grossed out.

Imagine someone saying that in the UN. They get above the charter. Listen, we dropped the bomb to cook all that fish. We seared the ahi. What do you want from us? Who doesn't like a seared ahi? 15,000 degrees for a second.

It's no big deal. You got a big salmon roll. I didn't know when the scene was going to happen and i also didn't understand how the scene was happening i thought it was just several minutes straight of what it wasn't it was actually broken up okay she mouthed right there she just mouthed sex are they mormon like she can't say they have to be mormon or something similar that's got to be a part of it or something but i'll tell you guys after what's going on here a flash of that and then it would do a flash of normal life and then it would do a flash

of the scene and then it was like very you know back and forth artsy so it was really difficult to avoid it but obviously my husband and I talk about everything if we go anywhere or we go see anything even if it's a concert movie an event we have a game plan

we talk about things we have a game plan we talk about things like they're bill belichick all right I'll cover your eyes you cover my eyes we're gonna play cover 2 anywhere or we go see anything even if it's a concert movie an event we have a game plan we talk about things like what if you get triggered what if I get triggered really the problem is what if you

get triggered the problem is what if I get triggered because I don't want my night to be ruined how about somebody pulls the trigger on both of you so essentially what we did was when the scene came up, when things were happening,

he literally closed his eyes and laid his head on my shoulder. Oh, my God. Why'd you keep watching? You fucking pervert. And then I would just let him know whenever it was over. And then literally, I will tell you what right now, took nothing away from the story. Him not looking at the screen during...

She just mouthed nudity. Good lord. I couldn't say nudity. Did not change the storyline. Did not change anything. Have a plan. Have a plan. What to expect... It's what to expect

when you're expecting nudity In a movie She's talking about it like a school shooting Her husband's Mitt Romney So when I looked into it a little bit Like Jason Bourne's like I always know where the escape is I was looking for exits I sit with my back to the wall

I had to go pretty deep Into the comments Apparently the husband's a sex addict, like a porn addict. Oh, that makes sense. Pussy. Like addicted to porn. So she's trying to get him back into whatever,

get him to recover him. Does he start jacking off when he sees porn? Like what's he going to do? He would start jacking off to Florence P he gonna do he would he would start jacking off to florence pew making uh oppenheimer read sanskrit while they fucked in like one of the most like you know clinical like surgical sex scenes i've ever seen it's not like a hot sex like bang bus florence yeah it's not you're not he's not watching it's not porn it's literally it's like one of the biggest like fucking nerds of all time there's like a nude going off having sex it's like one of the biggest fucking nerds of all time. There's like a nuke going off.

Having sex. Florence Pogues is like vomiting. He's like having sex with like a fucking fedora on. He might as well be like doing a yo-yo while he has sex. And Florence Pugh makes him read Sanskrit. It's like the gayest sex scene of all time. He should be considered gay for that ever happening, honestly. Oppenheimer? Yes.

He thinks Oppenheimer is directed by Max Hardcore. It's just a noob going off. They throw Oppenheimer, they throw him out of the, he's on the bang bus and he can't get hard. They go, dude, sorry. Lisa Ann calls him a fag. They throw him off the Enola Gay.

But yeah, I mean, even if you're a sex act even if you had like a porn addiction that is like you can't this guy can't watch like in a serious three-hour movie about the man that invented the nuclear bomb he can't watch a sex scene i think this dude this is a like defense mechanism he's basically basically setting up a situation where he's like honey i'm so fucking i'm so dedicated to fixing my porn addiction that i will put my head on your shoulder sure and that gives him brownie points exactly because she knows he's trying just so hard you know i mean this guy's a real evil genius because he's in that theater going oh dude if i put my head on her shoulder she's gonna think i'm i'm working my ass off he's doing sex addiction chess where he's like this is gonna get me crazy pussy with her later tonight. That or if she does fucking find that he's been looking up fucking porn.

Gianna Michaels. Gianna Michaels. Later on, he'll be like, but I'm trying just so hard. I was putting my head on your shoulder and it was so fucking hard. It was so fucking hard. I couldn't get through it. I had to look up Gianna Michaels. He's like, come on, baby.

He's scratching his neck. This man's a genius. She's crazy. She's a moron. What a moron. You think he's the Lex Luthor of jacking off. Yeah, he's setting up a situation. He's being an evil genius.

Yeah. He's making a game plan. I mean, if you see the sex scenes in Oppenheimer, they're completely meaningless. Super sexy. They're Christopher Nolan sex scenes. He's an autistic guy directing sex. He can't even not play music during sex scenes.

I was like... It's a Hans Zimmer's Like doing a porn soundtrack So I mean I don't know That was just like That was pretty ridiculous to me That was That was crazy

I saw that I was like Is this You see I see things on the internet All the time now And I go I don't

I literally don't know what's real And nothing matters It's ridiculous I believe that's real But it's probably just like Slightly exaggerated know what's real, and nothing matters. It's ridiculous. I believe that's real, but it's probably just slightly exaggerated. No, that's real, but she's just getting played. Well, no, I think it's real, but she's also, there's two things happening. She's getting played, but she's also like, and I found my audience on TikTok, and they love hearing these updates about her sex addiction.

And the sex addiction community comes in. They're like, hey, stay strong, guys. Exactly. trying to also make some get some attention off of it oh yeah what is your what is your apparently feeble-minded sex addicted porn addicted husband think of you going online and going viral on reddit and tiktok about talking about what a fucking loser he is. That's part of his game plan. That he hid his eyes in your shoulder while watching Oppenheimer. Like Oppenheimer is fucking, you know, some like NC-17. Like it's the fucking movie where Shia LaBeouf is having sex for three hours. Nympho. Nympho maniac.

That's a part of his game plan, though, because if he fucks up again, he could be like, well, you're fucking putting me out in public and won't stop talking about my fucking sex addiction. That's exactly what he's doing, Johnny. Oh, dude, he's killing him. Next time I get busted. It's all a game plan.

It's all men once again running game on women. He's running game on his retarded wife who thinks that she's protecting him and he's really he knows what he's doing. He's a little guy, dude. He went into that movie. He goes, all I have to do is put my head in her shoulder when the sex scene comes up

and then I go home and I'm gonna jack it. He's goony. It's one long goon. It's the long goon. He's playing the long goon. He's playing the long goon. He's playing the long goon. He went home. The minute she fell asleep, he went into the bathroom,

and he started fucking going to town. Yes. He's doing it in the sink, too. He's not even fucking waiting for the toilet. He went on his iPhone. He stood over his toilet bowl, and he shot his load into the toilet bowl. Now, he goes, I'm going to put some more butter on the popcorn. I'll be right back.

Yeah. Jerked off in the bathroom. And he goes, I'm going to put some more butter on the popcorn. I'll be right back. Yeah. Jerked off in the bathroom. And he goes, there's a bomb for you. He goes, how about that bomb? How about this little boy? Oh,

he goes, I am the little boy. He goes, this toilet bowl's Hiroshima and I'm little boy. He goes, tell me little boy. I'm no longer big boy.

I'm little boy. Was it fat boy and little boy? Fat man and little boy. I'm going to give you my fat man. Yeah. Fat man and little boy. He's like, what are you doing, honey? He's like, shut up.

Why'd they have to name the bomb such a horny name? The plane's doing all look gay. Batman and Little Boy. The Robin Big of tragedies. Alright, we got a couple more for you folks. Woman screams for help as her bike is stolen in broad daylight. A bunch of people stand around watching. Nobody moves.

Welcome to California. And it's on libs of TikTok, so of course they have to write it like that but i thought this video was kind of amusing i saw it is it la um i probably san francisco it's san francisco i can already tell from the building right there san francisco which by the way i kind of want to um i don't know if i was taught i kind of want to do an SF trip with you guys? I was trying to think of ways we can record on a road trip, which doesn't seem very possible for me to do unless I'm literally holding a mic while driving, but I'm kind of okay. Why don't I drive?

You hold the mic. And then you don't talk as much? No, I'll just drive, and you hold the mic. Why don't we set up an ear mic? I can hold the mic up here. Why couldn't we mount a mic on the dash? I was trying to think of doing that. Why don't we Why don't we set up an ear mic I can hold the mic up here Why couldn't we mount a mic On the dash I was trying to think of doing that

Why don't we have lavaliers It's hard Yeah I guess we could do that Clip it to our clothing And fucking cruise And put a GoPro up front Yeah bro Yeah I don't know

I kind of like Holding the The audio is definitely A little different When you have the labs It's not podcast quality Yeah you guys can't drink while we're driving. Even with good mics, though, it's good to hear the road.

The labs would... You know, because the Peter Sananella guy, those guys do that shit. They have, like, you know, the audio's fine. It sounds all right. But I could also just take... You know, we could take, like, a portable podcast recorder. Joey and I have mics, and then I'm holding...

When John talks, I hold the mic up to his... Why don't we just get have mics and then i'm holding when john talks i hold the mic up to his why don't we just get lav mics and put it on our clothing and talking because lav mics kind of suck mics aren't that good well we they gotta be better listen i'm not some fucking expert here i don't really know how to do this shit all i know how to do is like do this podcasting thing and we'll figure it out if you know about this if you're listening and you know how to do this i've asked people and stuff. But yeah, I think I kind of want to drive through San Francisco. Obviously, the minute you park the car, all the windows get broken and everything gets stolen.

So we don't really be afraid to death. And if the puppy runs over with a hammer. Exactly. But I kind of want to go visit Pelosi's home. I want to go maybe see if we can say hi to Poppy. I'm sure the puppy's like out free. He better be. I'm sure they released him. He's probably running to Korea right now. It's like happy Gilmore

to Poppy jumps on her hood. It's like Misa Misa! But then on the way there and then or then we can go to some beachfront areas and we can just pull out some lawn chairs and do like a regular episode in front of like a skyline. We should do in front of the

Golden Gate Bridge and watch people jump off of it yeah i hope we see a jump i'm being serious we i i think we could i think we could do some fun i'm down some fun road trips maybe we do a trial run in the desert like i've said maybe we just go out to like joshua tree go to riverside i'll get us an airbnb i'll get us an airbnb in joshua tree or something and we can go and you can do your like gay alien thing and be all afraid and whatever you know but yeah i want to do some stuff i want to try some stuff i want to mix it up even if they suck and they're me and they're just regular they'll be great put it on page well they'll be great they'll be great because we're talking but like i'm just saying like maybe the whole point of going out there would kind of be lost and it would just like fun for us and maybe

people would be like yeah it didn't really matter that you guys like went here who knows but might as well try it if it sucks we'll put it on patreon and you don't have to watch no i'm thinking we do we'll still do pages we do so many podcasts on these trips that there's a public and there's a patreon there's a public there's a yeah but i'm saying if they all suck for whatever reason we could also do real ones. Then they all go into... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Anyway. So, but I do want to... I've been hearing a lot about SF. My friend Brian lives up in San Jose.

Nightmare. They go into San Francisco once in a while and obviously they don't see that much, but like, you know, my dad's friend just got shot in San Francisco in a robbery. Oh, by the way, that's the fake. Which is also like...

No, no, that was the... Can we read the article? He actually got shot. He didn't... I don't know where it is right now. They didn't approve it. It was so fucking funny. My dad's friend got shot,

who's like, I think, the scam artist friend of his. I really don't know. You really got shot. I don't think he listens to these episodes long enough. I'll try to find it. But, and so my dad immediately...

My dad writes me this big, long message. And he goes, Yeah, he got mugged by these thugs or these criminals. These thugs. He didn't say thugs. He's not that type of guy. These super predators mugged my friend. And he said...

His iPhone saved his life. He goes, the bullet hit his iPhone and didn't penetrate his body as hard as it would have. A nine millimeter would rip through a car door. I don't know. And my dad kept saying, and the guy was in the military, so he knew how to turn. Do you remember the guy's name or can we say it? No, I don't know. Because I'm trying to find a searchable term.

I don't know the guy's name. It's fine. I don't know. It's a really funny fucking name. Look up iPhone San Francisco robbery on Google. I think his last name's Hudson. That's it. That's all I know, though.

Hudson. I'm looking through my text. It's not going to be on Google. Yeah, I found it. All right. Keep talking about it. Okay, so my dad then sends me. So my dad tells me about this, right?

And I go, you know, I just can't listen to this type of stuff it's just i'm getting too i've known him too long i just i love my father but like i can't hear this shit i'm like i don't even know what you're talking about you told me years ago you knew the guy that invented the iphone and that he lives in like a motel 6 in the desert because he's allergic to electricity and he can't be around electrical poles or something like that. And then he got shot. And I don't even know. That's not the same guy. They're different. He's a different fraud.

We're hanging out with him all the time. Two separate iPhone frauds. You think this guy actually got shot? He did. He's in the hospital right now. Apparently. He did get shot. There was a robbery. He got shot because he wears a bunch of jewelry and stuff. Apparently, it was in the Union District

or whatever. A nice part of San Francisco. I don't know all of San Francisco. I've been there a million times, but I don't really take notice of things. I like North Beach. When I'm in San Francisco, I go to North Beach. It's nice. It's Italian. It's nice. I like it. It seems's Italian. It's nice. I like it. It seems relatively safe.

Here's an excerpt from it, though. Hold on. Hold on. Let me explain it before you read this. Got to go. So my dad tells me his friend got shot in this robbery. All these guys with hoods on ran up and yelled at him and gave us your jewelry, give us your shit, blah, blah, blah.

And that this guy goes, I got a fucking gun. And he's like, I got a gun for you, cocksucker. The guy fought. The guy fought, apparently, according to my dad. That's why he got shot. He goes, I got a gun. He said he had a gun. And he pretended he had a gun.

He didn't have a gun. And he said he had a gun. And then, so they ran away. But as they were running away they shot at him and he apparently my dad kept always mentions that he knew how to turn from like training or something from something you know so he turned like you always turn you're getting shot at and i'm like that doesn't make sense like why would you want like oh get my kidneys let me expose my vital organs i don't vitals. I don't really understand.

I've never heard that, but maybe that's a thing. Whatever. So the guy got shot, but my dad tells me about it in a long text message that the iPhone saved his life, that the iPhone caught some of the bullet and didn't fully go into him or whatever. So then my dad is in business with this guy. This guy will take everything. He'll take my home. He'll come in.

He'll fuck my mom in front of me at some point. He'll literally rail my mom in front of me if she's tied up. He'll come in her face. My dad will be like, I thought he was a good guy. It's going to be hate watch with Jimmy Hudson. I have no clue what's going on. I don't really get into it because I can't

because I love my father and I don't want to keep arguing with him about things that I don't know what he's up to. But he goes out to San Francisco all the time, and he knows this guy. The apparel is a big finance guy, like a big shark kind of. How come these finance guys are always getting shot and shit? And all I know is this guy is probably using my father in some way, and I don't know. I've told the stories here. So my dad then sends me a

bunch of our uh things he goes he goes what do you think about this we're trying to write because they are in a business together so my they go immediately into trying to use this to promote their business as a story so they go oh you were shot and the iphone saved your life how can we use this how can we send this to like the iPhone saved your life. How can we use this? How can we send this to like the San Francisco Times? Or how can we send this to different publications in the Bay? He thinks that if once people read about this story, which is surely going to go viral, they're going to go like, well, wait a minute. Let me look these guys up and use their financial services.

Exactly. Exactly. They go, oh, my God, he was saved by an iPhone. I got to use these guys. Exactly. They go, oh my god, he was saved by an iPhone? I gotta use these guys. So my dad sends me all these things that they wrote trying to promote the fact that his life was

saved from an iPhone, right? And he's pissed off because nobody will publish it. And he goes, we've been turned down multiple times. He goes, what do you think? Should I change stuff? And I don't even think I responded. I just think I was like, yeah, I don't know, but I read it. It's like the most, it's so obviously fake. It's like, it's tabloid journalism.

It sounds like it's written by somebody who's like a stolen valor guy who's trying to hype themselves up and be like, look how badass he is. It sounds like it was written by an autistic guy in Wetzel's Pretzels at the mall. Wearing fatigues. He looked up like basic journalistic standards on Google and was like trying to copy the whole template and shit so it's like an itonia the fat dude from itonia

is kind of like so just read it joey because it makes me uncomfortable i love my father and i know he does listen here and there but i don't i don't know what to do here i don't know what to do about this this is fantastic and i love your dad too but this is just so funny he thinks this is going to take the business i want people to know real, these are the things that I get sent, and I like, I don't want to be, I've been honest. It gets in fights. It doesn't help. There's no point.

The guy, people don't change. When you're on this earth for longer than 30, 35 years, you're done. You're done. It's what you are. You're not really going to probably change. Maybe there's a small percentage that change. So, I mean, this has been my whole life. My dad would come home and he'd let, like, a guy that he met at the coffee bean move in with us for five months.

I don't know what to do here. So I just go, I don't know. It seems it's crazy. They didn't want to take that article. I don't know. We should put all these guys together like the Avengers. We have Rex. We have Franco.

All of them. Yeah. So here's an excerpt from this thing that he wrote trying to get this thing viral. He thinks like the New York Times is going to pick this up and be like, hey, this is the biggest story in town. So here's an excerpt. The iPhone SE in Hudson's upper right vest pocket deflected the bullet, most likely from a nine millimeter automatic handgun. Automatic handgun?

A semi-automatic, yeah. He didn't say semi. Then he goes, Mr. Hudson's special ops training had him instinctively turn to the side when he saw the shooter's firearm. The phone. By the way,

the turning sideways. Anyone out there on the YouTube comments, I want somebody with any military police experience. What does that mean? Why are you supposed to turn? I think what you're like... The Navy SEALs turn sideways. I don't think that's like a...

I think you're trying to make yourself... I think my heart's here! I think the point is to try to make yourself as small a silhouette as humanly possible. It sounds like point blank range. Like, sure. It seems like very asinine. But I know that there's certain stances and stuff or ways to move.

It just kind of sounds like bells and whistles in terms of the defending yourself realm. I don't really understand it. The iPhone, the turning sideways, and Hudson's immediate bravado with the assailants prevented an otherwise mortal wound fired from less than five feet away. This is my favorite fucking part. Then he quotes Thomas Paine. He quotes Thomas Paine. He goes, here's the Thomas Paine quote. He goes, so then like that's a paragraph.

Like, you know, break. Here's the Thomas Paine quote. If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die. And as a man, his death could be no more than the death of any other person. Thomas Paine. That's my dad, man.

Very, like, you know, very fucking writerly. Like, you know, Just everything has to sound like a king wrote it. No, it's great writing, but it's just like that's not what they're going to put on in the news.

Also, the news goes, yeah, no, he didn't. The iPhone didn't stop a guy from getting shot. I have a feeling this guy just got shot. Because it sounds too fake. It doesn't sound authentic. The way you write that

to make it go viral, iPhone saves life. And you make it real click-baity way you write that to get to make it go viral and we understand saves life and you make it real clickbaity and you hope that you know people pick it up and you give them a little evidence that it actually happened but the article always sounds clickbaity like the writing in it is always very overly dramatic and you can always just tell it just sounds like somebody trying to sell you something sure sure no this this should just simply be like here's a wacky story. Here's a freak thing that happened. Everybody has an iPhone. This could appeal to you.

Mention how freaky it is, but if you act like it's just totally normal and like, this is insane, though, but it did happen, definitely. Yeah, he's acting like this is a crazy special forces story. My friend, my business partner, he's like a commando. He sent me that.

I'm business partners with Steven Seagal. I go, I don't know. It's surprising that the San Francisco Chronicle won't accept it. Because who would have guessed? I don't know. Maybe they got a new editor. I go, maybe go with the truth and then embellish. Start with the bullet.

Attempted murder in a robbery situation. Guy saved by iPhone. But if you just start with the, it's definitely the whole reason. And they can tell it sounds like a desperate business attempt at gaining some attention. It's like how I would write if Riddick

from Chronicles of Riddick, if he were in this encounter and I was writing a sequel to Pitch Black, that's how I would write. He took his goggles off. I have a feeling this guy just got shot like that dude in The Irishman just in front of you,

like burst through the window. He got shot, let's be honest. He got shot like fucking, he got shot like Lee Harvey Oswald. It was probably the gayest shooting of all time. He was like, My iPhone didn't now thing. I don't think the guy was like,

you motherfuckers, I got a gun on me, you son of a bitch. It was probably like an airsoft rifle, by the way. And then this gang of criminals was like, oh shit, he's got a gun. And they ran away and they started shooting at him and he like knew to turn. I mean, I don't even know what we're talking about.

But my dad said he was with him today. They're in the hospital. He's recovered. He goes, um, entered bullet time.'re in the hospital. He's recovered. Entered bullet time. He watched the bullet traveling toward him, and he ducked out of the way backwards.

He's probably in the hospital for kidney stones. He's just sitting there. I think I might have to bleep some of this. You got a lot of bleeping to do. Well, just because these people, they're going to, they'll go look that up. Your dad will be like, thank God, somebody's looking our business up. It'll be good.

It'll be good, yeah. Maybe I won't. Who cares? Your dad's cool. He doesn't give a fuck. I don't feel like. He'll get over it. My dad is ultimately cool.

He's told me things. He's like, listen to it. I'm like, but you didn't hear that thing I said about you? He understands. He's been around show business for long enough. All my dad cares about is if people are giving attention and things are building. If things are building, he's like, that's all he cares about. Yeah, yeah.

Dad, listen. We're just doing it for the love of the game here, okay? We're not actually making fun of you. We think your business is brilliant. We should all just force our dads to sit and record a podcast together. Yeah, here. People, only a couple people figured out what your dad did. I didn't even see him, you know.

I was on the Reddit. So, yeah, so on the Patreon, we, patreon.com slash straightwatchpodcast. But then John was like, I'll be happy to talk about it Yeah, let him wait It's actually kind of hard to find I tried to pretend to be a fan Looking who your dad was And I couldn't really figure it out

Yeah, you can figure it out in two seconds He's an otter All I did was type in John Knopf Dad Yeah, you're retarded What do I type in? John Knopf Writer Yeah, you're retarded. What do I type in? John Knopf? John Knopf Writer. Or Knopf Writer. Knopf Writer.

You just gave it away. But yeah, it's a very easy Google search. Yeah. I don't even know why you're... It's not that big of a deal, actually. This is another case of where you're dead. It's not a big of a deal. It's a really cool big deal, but it doesn't mean like...

Well, I'm saying why are we blowing all of our load? I'll tell... This is a story we keep cocked and loaded for boring days ahead of time. Very good, very good, very good. Let's not blow our load right now. We got that. We got the eviction as soon as the suit's over. Oh, yeah, we can't ever talk about that.

Oh, when the suit's over, I'll talk about the whole thing. Yeah. So did they say that this could affect you in court? Like, would they play hate watch clips in court? I don't know. They could if they found, if the other lawyers found it. Yeah, and like John said something

incriminating. By the way, he hasn't. Everything John has said makes them look very bad. I think what it is, is a it's just basically giving out information for free, potentially the other whatever, but I don't know. Let's stop talking about it. It's just a lawyer's point of view is, like, just don't say anything.

Don't say shit, yeah. But I feel like we did good work. Joey's the lucky one, man. Oh, for my lawsuit? Or what were you talking about? Father-wise, dude. Oh, yeah. If our dads all did a podcast together, it would be your two dads.

And your dad would just be sitting there silently letting them hang themselves. He'd be chewing tobacco and just politely laugh, and then he wouldn't say two words. Joey's got... Your dad dips, dude? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. You meet Joey's dad and you go, how did this... How did...

Does he look like him? Yeah, slightly, kind of. How tall is your dad? Like my height, I think. Joey's mom, you meet Joey's mom, you go, oh, this is where Joey got all of his humor and personality from. You show up there,

Joey's mom's baking a bomb threat in the kitchen. I actually don't mean all. I mean the innate, the ability to then go and seek out being better at that uh like like you know sure sure she's not like some you know she's not like fucking she has a good sense of humor but she's not like steve martin or whatever i'm just saying she's got a good sense of humor yeah yeah joey's dad is just like this like the most stoic dude i've ever met yeah just normal and you go oh, oh, that's when Joey's dad is Joey hungover.

When he just stares straight ahead and has nothing to say about anything. And you go, oh, now you're your dad. He's very pensive and stoic. Great man, but just a man a few words. And Joey and him, you watch them interact and you go,

have you guys met? Anyway. Yeah, I think we did some good work here. I agree. Patreon.com slash hatewatchpodcast. Please just, I don't know, fucking support us. Tell your friends about this podcast because we keep

getting banned. It's a struggle. We're probably going to get banned again soon. We need all the help we can fucking get. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess we could just go to, I mean, it's just that we're not just an, at this point, we've set ourselves up to not just be an audio based show, even though if we did everything to say, I listened to the show sometimes and I, I'm not watching what we watched.

You don't really need to see it. Like, I know you want to. We live in a new era. We do our best to describe it. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I used to listen to ONA all the time. They'd watch stuff, and I had an idea of what they were looking at. Use your imagination.

I didn't need it. Use your imagination. Yeah, guys. So, you know, if there is a day that comes, and it's very hard for us to post a video which i'll never let that happen yeah let's just relax here okay we're not fucking we're not hitler in the bunker okay let's just chill we're actually very we're actually a very tame show i think so too i don't really understand this i think we just keep getting well we haven't really gotten

taken down from words it's just bad luck it's like we just just because, well, we haven't really gotten taken down from words. It's just bad luck. It's just because we watch stuff. And we don't, and I have to admit, we're pretty bad at knowing the rules. We're bad boys. Ben Avery, for example. We're not bad at knowing the rules. No, no, yeah, we are.

Because, like, Ben, he always knows. Like, oh, that will get you banned. Yeah, he does. Have you guys ever gotten, like, a strike? Well, no. Because he fucking knows. Like, oh, that will get you banned. Yeah, he does. Have you guys ever gotten, like, a strike? Well, no. Because he fucking knows. Yeah. But we don't watch stuff on Lemon Party that much. You guys watch stuff. Our show is based in, like, watching

random clips. But the reason you don't watch stuff is because he's like, oh, we can't watch that. Here and there. You watch some stuff, but he knows the stuff you can't watch. Yeah, I mean, I try and do that, too. It's like, but there's, I don't know. There's a difference. Listen, I think my name has a fucking thing out on the internet.

Well, keep claiming it's a shadow man. I think Devin's blacklisted. I think I'm wanted. I love saying that we're shadow men. We're like a bunch of outlaws in a cave. Well, also, when you bring in, Lemon Party brings in more views and more. So they're like, hey, we can't ban them

because it's kind of a bigger thing. It might be a thing, I think, maybe. I don't really, maybe that's. No, because you hear about huge shows. I think we're nervous Nellies and we're manifesting right now. You hear about huge shows that get banned. So it's not that.

I think we just need to be a little bit better. But we don't want to censor ourselves though either. We just watch more stuff. Bottom line is we have to know what to watch watch bottom line is we have a show called hate watch based in watching stuff and hating it and making fun of it so we should know what we can watch if that's the show but we don't we don't even think about it we don't read the rules but like i said it was arbitrary that video is on youtube yeah but I'm saying if we were really in tune, we'd be like, oh, we know that this is a race war content thing.

Yeah, buddy, if we were in tune, we wouldn't have watched a single thing on this show. That's what I'm saying, but we could be a little bit better. Yeah, no snuff films. No snuff films. No snuff films or race war content. I think we could. I know we could because I started looking into it after this. You thought we shouldn't have watched that video?

Not at the time, but since then. Now that I've gone in and thought about it. How was that a race war? Because you have to think about it from the point of view of not like, here's a rational person viewing this content and judging it. You think about it from, here is what a hysterical society is going to comment in this section. And because of that, you can't touch it.

I think it's arbitrary, man. I think that video is just a completely random video to be taken. It's bullshit and it was nonsense and they're wrong. But I don't think it was random. How's that not random? Because it's a video that... A thief getting beaten by the store owners. But it's a black thief getting beaten by Indian...

Seek race war. It's a race war. Exactly. That's not a race war, though. That's not even a thing in terms of race war conversations. It's a controversial video involving violence. That's the bottom line. And also, I don't think there's that bad

as a billion other people were playing it. It's not bad. I know, I know. I know what that bag as a billion other people were playing it. Give a fuck. It's not bad. I know. I know. I know what you're saying. But it's also the most boring conversation we've ever had in our lives. It's the whole idea that we can figure it out. Yeah, in the fucking pod.

Jesus. Love everybody. Love you guys. Hold on. I got some more stuff. Let's do one more thing. Are you serious? Do one more thing.

Edit that all out. I'm not editing that out. Jesus. That bag. Suck. You guys hear this yet? Oh, yeah. Let's get it.

Let's finish on this. I've been selling my soul Working all day This is Devin at the stops. You put a lot of time out For bullshit pain So I can sit out here Talking sucker truckers

They got their stops My name's Devin Carter I'm gay as hell It's a damn shame. I got cum in my beard because Devin showed up. If you're 5'3 and 300 pounds, you're the perfect size for John to pin you down and penetrate your butt cheeks. It's a damn shame. I do like that song.

It's alright. The lyrics are great. You don't like it? Why'd you play it? You're making fun of it? Well, because it's a damn shame. I do like that song. It's alright, the lyrics are good. You don't like it? Why'd you play it? You're making fun of it? Well, because it's just so popular. It's a damn shame. By the way, is that going to get us flagged? Is that copyrighted? I don't know, it's everywhere. It's definitely copyrighted. He's on iTunes with that now. Let's fucking shut this thing down before

we get ourselves banned. Well, that's why it's all over. It's all over. Shut down the podcast, guys. That's a race where we're videoing. I meant the app. Good night, folks. Good night. Good night.