Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Born This Way

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way No, your life is good fat. No, you're the hottest skinniest boy around with a biker gang Do you guys love my you got a perfect ass? You got a perfect beautiful ass anytime got a perfect, beautiful ass. Anytime anyone encourages me to do squats,

I think it's gay. I don't know, just men. That's because every time you do squats, you put a dildo on the ground. Men should never do squats. What do you want me to have a nice ass, you fags? I've always said that too. Ida was one time at the gym with me

and she was telling me to do squats and I go, what the fuck, I'm not gay. What are you gonna fuck my ass? Exactly, what do you wanna do with it? These men are not supposed to work on their ass. The only reason I ever think about working on my ass is just because it falls asleep so often. Like I'm on an airplane, after two hours,

I'm like my ass is completely numb, I can't feel it, it hurts. You don't get that? After you see your boyfriend? Yeah, that's a sign of a not, that's great. That's a good sign. That means I'm not gay. That means yeah, you don't have any That's a good sign. That means means I'm not gay means Yeah, you don't have any fucking ass to sleep looks like I'm not gay

Yeah, I need some cushion for the push in on this flight Yeah, I almost faint every time I stand up because that motion is exhausting because I have no ass muscles However, not a shred of gayness here. I think men that do legs and ass are bags I Used to say that for the longest time just cuz I hate leg day. Yeah, it's complete deflection for me. It's a deflection Yeah, it does. I love that machine where the guy it's all you always see some like like fucking Asian dude He's like doing the thing He's he's moaning like he's coming. Yeah, I'm like, what is the point of that? Just take a walk

Well, do the Asian dudes at your gym have horse legs. They're all fucking giant There's a weird thing with Filipino guys and big jacked horse legs. Yeah, it's well I think when Asians get into bodybuilding they just they treat it they use like the Asian efficiency They apply it to like lifting as well. So they just get fucking giant You should have seen my gym in Korea down. It was the dudes that which they were all way stronger They're probably doing steroids and in between sets they walk outside and they chain smoke cigs. That was like a pre-workout That's awesome. Yeah, I love that walk up to the gym and there's four fucking giant Asian dudes They look like they're about to fight John Claude Van Damme at the end of fucking Bloodsport.

And they're just, they're wearing tank tops and they're just cranking cigs in the best shape. Well smoking gets a bad rap too. It helps with like respiratory strength. It helps you breathe. It helps with strength. It's a stimulant. You have a lot more, you're inhaling, exhaling,

you're doing exercises all day. No, I'm putting a weighted vest on my lungs with this. No, this is a fact. A lot of people lasted through COVID because they had been working out their lungs for so long. Yes, before. Which apparently everyone's acting like COVID's killing us all again.

Yeah, I've seen that too. Yeah, what the fuck's up with that? That's the threat of Trump. I've seen a little wave, yeah. And I'm sure it's true, I guess, that it is killing some people, but then there's the vaccine people that go no people having heart attacks because of the fucking vaccine Everyone was no it's cuz COVID was a fucking

cardiac virus I think it was built a wise John says it was made the virus was engineered to target him specific Yeah, I think COVID was just a it's that was the civil rights movement for fat retarded people. It was just it was invented for fat retarded people, fat and not both. I mean some both fat and retarded is a combo. It's like a you know that's a big creation of a person but then there's just fat and then retarded people. So fat people all died and then the retarded people used all the fat people dying to be like, we gotta stay inside, and I need dominoes delivered and hand fed to me

while I take a bath. Absolutely. Yeah, what kills me is the people like, I under, the only good thing about the masks, in my opinion, is it's now like, before when you got sick, nobody would ever wear a mask, and that's just like a common thing in other countries. I think it's okay if you have the flu to wear a mask

in the grocery store. But like, there are psychopath bag ladies I see every fucking day people masking everywhere more and more than I have in the last like two years yeah same and I'm wondering I mean it I thought we proved it doesn't really do much we do for me I think we're also people forget that Asian like Japanese people and Korean people had masks on before they were there. Oh yeah, they were. I think it was when they had the cold or some shit. Yeah, I think that's okay.

Asian people were living like contagion was real for fucking decades before COVID happened. They knew. They're always talking about it. They knew about something. Yeah, because they did, because they fucking started it. Yeah, they fucking. Well, the Chinese did, the Japanese and Koreans.

We released it, but we used it on purpose. I don't think they did it on purpose. Because we go, well, they're the fuck, I mean, come on, they eat like, they eat bat goulash. We could convince the world that they did it. They ate yolk frog. Yeah. Boiled yolk frog.

I mean, and now they're turning into hillbillies. Like this is weird little perfect segue. They're turning into hillbillies like us. Look at these fucking Asians on banjos. Look at that. That's offensive actually. Look at that. That's offensive actually. Look at this. They're larping.

Yeah, my culture is not your costume. Yeah, this is bullshit. This is a lich man, a rorth of Rishman. This is Inside Ruin Davis. Rishman. Inside Ruin Davis. Inside Ruin Davis. Pretty good.

Very good. Oh, Roger Roar-Rockow? They're like, Rito Ryan, man. This is like when you introduce high fructose corn syrup to a healthy culture. This is like, yeah, like introducing frappuccinos to like an undiscovered tribe. They all get diabetes within like a week and die.

Remember that Burger King campaign forever ago when they like would give indigenous tribes like a Whopper compared to like a normal burger? No. Yeah, wasn't that a real commercial can? I don't remember that at all, but that is a kick's ass. Burger King indigenous tribes? I think there is this commercial where they taste test,

it's people who have never had a burger in their entire life and they give them a generic burger and then a Whopper. And it just starts swelling up and they explode. And it's just tribe people who are like, Whopper are good. Oh. Am I wrong, am I this completely wrong? I wrong am I this is a real thing if it was real I think it's fake Yeah, you could have given uncontacted try Contacted no, I'm not seeing anything for a little fake news Connor. Okay. I swear to God someone will

Find it I keep doing this every episode Fake news Connor struck again. Yeah, somebody find it. I keep doing this every episode. I swear to God that was it. A little bright came back with more fake news. Is that what you were doing the whole trip? You were looking up fake news? No, but I did go backpacking with my dad and it was nice.

I heard about this. And you know, John went to Slab City. So why don't we do like a remix combo of both stories? Connor and I went to backpacking in Slab City with his dad. And then Joey and I. In Philadelphia. In Philadelphia, yeah.

Joey and I flew in and we saved the day with our Joshua Tree Twilight Zone story. That was a nice story. That was a good story. Yeah. Yeah, it's been quite a time the last few weeks for us. Yeah, the first part of this month was rough. Yeah, Philly almost killed me.

It's too much, you know? They drink too much. My dad drinks too much. He's the worst influence on me in my entire life. My uncle picked this up from the airport. I showed you guys that photo. My uncle picks it up from the airport. There's a cooler of beer in the car.

Yeah, so sick. Yeah, you fucking. Dan, dude. Your family is a bunch of fucking. Philly mix, what do you think? Yeah, they're delinquents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drunk mix.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a real drinking problem goes really unnoticed. It's kind of like the ultimate cover for me, you know? Like in most families, people be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. This is the first I've gone, I think, six days without a drink. I'm six days too. I drink on the body. Cheers, brother. Cheers to sobriety, my friend. Nice. Yeah, same, six.

Yeah, same, six. I have a glass of tequila. I have a glass with some tequila in it right there, and I keep looking at it, I'm like, no, you're not gonna get me. I'm looking at it like the Folsom prison water. You gotta break it open like the glass in front of a fire extinguisher and chug it in. Yeah, because I you're not gonna get me. I'm looking at it like the Folsom, Folsom prison water. You gotta break it open like the glass in front of a fire extinguisher and chug it.

Yeah, cause I've been on a good run. Yeah. I finally have energy. You know, not waking up, not having weird like hallucinations. This is how you reward yourself though. Cause if you don't give yourself a reward, you're not going to be able to continue

to take these little nice weekday breaks. Cause you're like, oh, I have something to look forward to. If you don't drink that right now, you're going to end up being drunk every day for the next two weeks. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I swear. I'm going to try and hold out. I'm miserable when I start. I have nightmares. It's crazy.

Oh, it's been, it's too much. You go down a Reddit thread. After John... You do that more than most people. You freak out and you go look for medical advice on the internet. Well, Connor, I'm living in a... But you never learn.

You freak out about this all the time. I have a mouse I'm dealing with. I got over flea, PTSD. Every night I see something scurry across the floor. I'm losing my mind. I'm losing my mind. You. I'm losing my mind. Yeah. You know, it's how many times can you wake up

with fucking your heart? I'm harping all the benefits. Heart racing out of your fucking chest. After jock week and then the Joshua tree trip, that was, I swear I think that was the worst hangover that I can at least remember in my entire life. Yeah, you're out. And I was in my bed when I got home from that.

And I had a Miller Lite on my nightstand. And I was just sipping it like a baby bottle, just going like, OK, just like taking deep breaths. I was like, I was in bad, bad shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then also, like, the jock week anxiety was building up, because we all said such horrific horribly embarrassing things about ourselves any one of our confessions that we all made

very bad confessions I yeah I pissed myself you pissed your pants just yourself on camera John drink the piss mm-hmm this sounds like a joke no this is all real where do I it's on jock week right now so what a guy John drank Devon's piss I my confession got my made my girlfriend cry for one hour. That's so funny. That is a funny shit What I'm something something you did 11 years ago. Well, I mean, yeah, I don't want to say it on this But yeah, she it was like a it was a traumatic experience for both of us and plus I was it Plus I was like in the most weakened state that I've ever been in so I was like, oh god It was tough but I mean listen I understand

Yeah, now I think we all said each one of us if I would have made your confession I would fucking be just as bad piss my pants. I would be like what the fuck did I do? I didn't John had some crazy stuff that I'd be like what the fuck did I do? I didn't care John had some crazy stuff that I'd be like This is yikes You have a girlfriend right now, so it's like a throw. Oh, yeah, once you throw like what does that do? I said it amber alert. I got an amber alert the other day for a fucking adult We do I have the same one handle it back By your fucking bootstraps and get out of the situation. I don't care if you're locked in a trunk,

being driven to Riverside. I responded to the Amber Alert and I said, that's Darwinism actually, honey. All right, he deserves to go. Can you respond to Amber Alert? No, that'd be really funny if you could. That'd be so sad. I think you probably can.

It just goes nowhere. Figure it out. Figure it out, little Billy. You go, damn. Sorry your uncle kidnapped you. Damn, sucks dude, sucks to suck. Send. Like, not my dude, sucks to suck. Send. Like not my circus, not my monkey.

Hey, sounds like you were born into a real shitty situation. Yeah, that really pissed me off. I got like three in a row for an adult. Someone out for one chief, they found her. No. Did you get that one? Yeah, I got that one. They found the bitch and they're like,

beep, we found her. What am I supposed to do with that? Like I'm in the woods and I go, oh shit, I can stop hunting. We I go, oh shit I can stop hunting! We all go, YAY! I can stop searching for this stranger! Fucking retarded. The most dangerous game is over for me. Yeah, I think if I was an adult and an ambler went out

I'd be like, to my captors, I'd be like, you better just fucking kill me. I don't, this is so embarrassing, just end it now. Do not get caught. I can't let everyone know there was a alert out for me a full-grown man yeah they like describe you as medium Bill then you're like a freak hasn't done squats in years pretty obvious there's a man with bird legs no ass skinny legs you can eat a cereal bowl out of his chest cavity Now what is for adults it's usually people that are like mentally retarded or

Or I see now. Yeah, so they it's called a silver alerts when it's for an old person That's the gold alert. What's on there? No silver? I think because like they're silver like that's like yeah, they're silver hair I want to do anything to a mentally challenged person. No they get lost Yeah, well come on. I mean like uncle june Yeah, yeah But that's like the natural that's kind of how things are supposed to be not supposed to stop a fucking hawk from eating The mice a mouse like you can give me an alert for a caries away It's like you can give me an alert for a cat. It carries away, it can't be down syndrome. It carries away.

Ha. Yeah. I used to leave people like that in the woods back in the day. You just leave them in the woods. Sure, sure. And they die. Let nature take care of them.

That's crazy. That'd be so funny. You die like a fucking, like a gazelle. It's like the revenant with the bear attack, but it's given down syndrome. You die like, you die like Kate, actually. You die exactly like Kate. Just like Kate exposure.

It'd be funny if you, if we got the alert and instead of like the big located, nevermind, it just said, nevermind. We're letting nature take its course. Oh yeah. Bears will eat the meat. She's going to be found in rodents. We'll pick her bones apart. She'll be frozen solid.

I've been thinking about nature a lot lately. Why? It's because of this damn mouse. Did the exterminators not do anything? They came in, they set up traps with peanut butter and I go, wow, I didn't know we were bringing Baskin Robbins to the fucking vermin in my home. You just find me in your house at 3 in the morning.

This is for John. You're stuck to the glue trapmin in my house. You just find me in your house at 3 in the morning. This is for John. You're stuck to the glue trap. What happened? You rip your leg off. You're an amputee. I'm like, ah! He's got crepe jelly. He's like, oh, I was trying to make a challenge.

I picture you butt naked too. Yeah, I don't know. Just the cycle of life. You're getting real existential. You gotta start drinking. I've been thinking about it. I'm like, should I get a snake? Should I release a snake in my living room?

Just me and a fucking cobra on the ground. You guys walk in. You should become Ace Ventura. I go, don't mind, that's Petey. Don't mind him. Watch my cobra. Watch the cobra, just step over him. Don't make eye contact with the cobra.

He hates eye contact. Look at him, he's got great posture. Cobras do have great posture. Yeah, they're just like perfect. Yeah, they wake up. Yeah. Did they say it was one bowser multiple bites? I don't know, but I've only seen one at a time, but I think it's one I think he's just fucking having a fucking ball

John McClane my fucking chill Exterminators they came they set up so I could get him. It's a bit a long time thing We paid a long time ago, so they just come oh, yeah, that's why they didn't do a good job They're like oh, we have to long time ago. So they just come for life. That's why they didn't do a good job. They're like, oh, we have to come, we'll put this trap, okay, later. Yeah, they essentially feed it. They show up and they go, we have dessert.

For the problem. They show up, they're like, Swiss or cheddar? What do you prefer? I seen the trap, I go, I don't know, that's not gonna do anything. It's gonna have a bunch of fun. It's all sticky, it's playing twister. They even saw a bunch of like mice wheels around like hamster wheels He should be fine though now, I think he'll have a good time. They're like we turn your bathtub into a McDonald's playpen It's a ball pit. He'll she have a great time in there. I fucking hate it. I don't like the violation

It's violating this feeling. I don't like the violation. It's violating. But it's feeling. I don't care. It should be dead. It shouldn't be inside where I am. This is the fly episode of Breaking Bad. You're losing your fucking mind. Civilized people sit there and I piss myself.

And this fucking dirty fucking vermin is running around. Jesus Christ He's the cleanest member of the household actually he is I think yeah They probably like they probably like take care of themselves. Yeah, don't they look themselves They're not drunks, you know, yeah, he's calling his mouth friend Oh my I think they're doing a racist podcast downstairs. How's your place where you guys are living? I keep having images that it's eating food and it's growing into a rat.

Like I keep having that. That's not how it happens. How do they turn into rats? They're different species. They don't turn into rats. Are you serious? Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. I thought it was like a-

Well, I've met people who thought that. A metamorphosis thing. I thought one day the mouse turns into a caterpillar and then a rat comes out. It's a rat with wings. Starts flying around. Speaking of animals, Ellen DeGeneres has a new special out on Netflix.

Speaking of animals, yeah. Speaking of absolute beasts. Well, but she does a lot of animal material. Oh, I haven't watched it. I watched like 10 minutes of it and I was like, hey, she's great. It's good. She's good. Fuck everybody. I don't watched it. I watched like 10 minutes of it and I was like, hey, she's great. It's good. She's a, fuck everybody.

She's, I don't give a shit that she made some writer play Russian roulette for fun. Wait, it's actually good? She's a much better standup than almost everybody that we fucking have to watch. I saw like one thing that was bad and I didn't. Oh, that's just cause they hate her cause she's mean. And now they're, it's like a me too again.

Can we watch a clip or anything? Or I guess that will get us like. Probably not, it's on Netflix. But like she's, she's me and now they it's like a me too against can we watch a clip or? I guess that we're gonna probably not it's on Netflix But like she said she's always been a very like competent good comedian I tell me the clip that was like on Twitter. I don't watch a clip I just saw like a headline like against it and she's doing like cool like she's like, you know I'm she's making fun of the being mean stuff. Yeah, I like a fucking type type a personality dyke She's just us just us hold likeke does her pussy's just hardened over time Nothing gets in that her pussies. There's no pussy in the crowbar pride. Oh, I guarantee there's no pussy. Yeah

Cave entrance She probably doesn't even have an ass hole. It looks like a cave entrance. Yeah, she probably doesn't even have an ass hole. She's just full of everything. She doesn't even go to the bathroom. She's got a crew cut on her pubes. That's why she's so mad. She's 37 years of piss and shit stored in her body.

That pissed me off too. She's fucking, listen, she's a sociopath. And that's why art has gotten so fucking bad. I'm kidding, she has never really made any art that I care about but like her her stand-up was was way better than I always liked her Santa even back that I remember and And it's just funny because you see somebody from an age where you actually had to be fucking great to make it Especially as like a fucking cold dyke. I disagree. It's called monster make it back monstrous dyke Yeah, she's a monstrous dyke.

Let's be honest. Making it as a monstrous dyke has never been easy. She is! She's a monstrous dyke. Yeah. Yeah. But, but, but it, but then it, you see it come through in the work. Yeah. Like you go, oh yeah, yeah, she's actually had to be a great comedian her whole life. Yeah. I know. Is she going around doing mics and stuff for like shows? Oh, I don't know about that. I know not open mics, but how did she? She's America's sweetheart. No practice, she just fucking nailed it.

No, I'd imagine Ellen has like a Vegas residency and can just perform at a theater. That's right, man. I didn't mean to. Also, she's obviously torted. She's fucking Adrena chromed up, like heavy duty. And the Adrena chrome helps. She's going to freak offs, fucking.

I would love to watch her and James Corden fight to death. That's what happens at the freak offs. Like Kong versus Godzilla. her and James Corden fight to death. Yeah, that's what What was the life of Ellen DeGeneres about Jesus Christ? Oh fuck hey that is not okay. I pay for premium Oh, is that what you're saying Jesus Christ to John the commercial or the black one everything? Look at that look at that Monstrous bird like dyke She looks like Edie Falco. My mind kinda holds on to, oh, I said this or did this or, but then there's a part of me that, you know,

is pretty okay and confident. There you go, you can't be confident these days. Mm-hmm, it's ridiculous. This world's gotten to shit, man. Ugh, Jesus. She was fucking great in Wedding Crashers. People give her so much shit. God, look at those eyes. Yeah.

13, she grew up in Louisiana. Okay, so this, she was fuckin' wrestling alligators with her steel trap bussies. Also secretly gay in Louisiana. Secretly gay in Louisiana. Getting attacked. She probably did some Matthew Shepard, she probably killed gay men. She probably dragged them behind her truck.

Killed them with tire irons. You know, you never hear about that, you never hear about hillbillies killin' lesbos. No. They only hate gay about that. You never hear about hillbillies killing lesbos. No. They only hate gay men. You never hear about some hillbillies strapping some dykes to the back of their truck and being like, now fuck! No, no, no.

Lesbians are smart to keep it hidden around the hillbillies. Yeah. Do hillbillies, will they really get upset if the lesbians were hot? It's cause they're ugly. No, I think hillbillies just had that dumb little guy brain thing where they're like, dude, that's two girls making out, that that's all like they in the back of their heads

They wish to see the lesbian also in front of them I've met a hillbilly lesbian like a hardcore bull like I work with her at the fucking dog crematorium And she just flew under the radar I think it's like when in zombie booze when they put guts on their body to like blend in with the zombies when you become A dyke you just become really butch dudes all the butch dudes around You're just like oh, whatever. She just fucking cool also part of the thing is that the like guys that killed Matthew Shepard are scared of Matthew Shepard they're afraid that wants to fuck me. Yeah, so a lesbian like okay, they not a threat whatsoever

And they also think they could maybe potentially fuck her. Yeah, fuck the lesbian. Yeah, also they're like hey I have like a chivalry thing where I'm not gonna punch a woman. They do that constantly. Well, but maybe they're wives in private, but they're not gonna beat a woman up at a bar. I think I'm gonna implement. With DCC in private.

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna become a leader because I wanna run for office someday and I wanna be the one leader that I'm, I love gay men only. Super in favor of gay rights for men. That's awesome. But I fucking hate, hate Dykes. I hate any women out there that are with other women.

It's like real Hitler-y. Do you like straight, do you like any straight, do you like straight people? Straight people are all fine. I just, I don't let women fuck each other. Okay. And I refuse to unless they do it in front of me and they let me join.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would vote for you. I like that. Who wouldn't like that? Who wouldn't like that? Lesbos. Lesbians. But that's a small little part of it.

Well, here's another thing I forgot to add. Well, they're not people, so who cares? Yeah, I forgot to add this one little kicker. Ugly lesbians are immediately slaughtered. Yeah, obviously, yeah. Studs, you're done lesbians are immediately slaughtered. Yeah, yeah studs for now. You're done All right, so it's a funny though, dude Such a black that's too National Geographic II. I don't get I don't know what studs are It's just I think studs really pertains more to like black lesbians, right? Yeah

I feel like yeah, as I only said it not cause they're black, I meant cause they're- I said black and then you said national geographic and it scared me. They have their big titties hanging out. Yeah, well they strap them up, what are you talking about? No, I saw a whole special on studs and they're just sitting around like Israel

Koala Kalala-bleh and their tits are out. I don't like that they're using the term stud cause like stud used to apply to like, you know, like Rocky, like tough guys. Now we can't really use that anymore. They're taking our word. It's true. The term stud because like stud used to apply to like, you know, like rocky like tough guys guys now We can't really use that. Yeah, they're taking our word It's true

Let's kill them. We have to execute them all. I forgot my main my other Vitriolic point you're running your other running point my other running point. Yeah I can tell you that. Maybe it's for the better that it's lost. It was gonna be really brutal. Was it about trans women? Ruling with an iron fist. About rapes? No, oh, it wasn't, no, never.

It's, I've just been like, what happened? Like, tomboy, I remember when I was growing up, there was always like a girl with a backwards baseball hat on, long hair, and she wore like Samlock clothes, and her name was Sam. She's a dyke now. Her name was always like a girl with a backwards like baseball hat on, long hair, and she wore like Samlock clothes, and her name was Sam. She's a dyke now. Her name was always Sam, and then as she, as she evolved, Kafkaesque, metamorphosis,

very good. She turned into- A fly. Shaped tits. So she turned into a woman that understood the point of life is to take dick. Yeah. Oh, you mean take dick. Yeah

With a backwards hat and Sam lot clothes on and then they they hung out they threw the ball around with you and you can But they still eventually would suck it they would suck it as time went on They put their hat backwards as they suck you. They're like, all right, switching it on. I love it, spotting sober, I feel like crazier. Yeah, we're loopy. You're loopy, man. You're losing it, brother. I like it, look at me rocking in my chair

like Hitler watching the Olympics. You're like the Atlantis. You're about to start beating your legs with a stick. Yeah, I just don't know what's happened to sexuality. Maybe it's because I've been thinking a lot about sexuality lately because I saw My Old Ass. What? I saw My Old Ass.

What do you mean? There's a movie in theaters called My Old Ass. Oh, you saw that, how was that? It was actually, it was more thought provoking than I expected. Yeah. And it almost made me a little freaked out. There were some moments where I was like,

oh fuck, thinking about life and time and the passage of time. What's it about? It's about a girl that does mushrooms, who's like a dyke, she thinks she's like a dyke. Backwards hat, tomboy bullshit, but she thinks she's totally gay, hangs out with her big fat gay friends and shit.

And then, um, and she lives in Canada. So everything's real gay, because it's like a Justin Tudeau, like, you know. Super lib. Yeah, yeah, he, you know, it had his cum all over it. Had his cum prints all over that fuck.

Cum prints and black face paint all over the goddamn movie. So she does mushrooms and she doesn't trip, she doesn't think she's tripping, her friends are all freaking out, and then she sees her 39 year old version of herself who's played by Aubrey Plaza, and Aubrey Plaza's telling her about what to do, don't date this guy, it's not gonna go well for you,

and hang out with mom and dad more, and do this shit. And then the mushroom trip ends and she thinks it's over But then she realized she actually has her number in her phone and she throughout the movie She's kind of calling her and asking for advice and they have no clue how it's working But it is and I like that the movie doesn't get into like why that's good. That's happening Like I don't care like magic is bullshit Like I don't need you to like come up with fake ground rules for your fiction. And then it just, then she eventually falls in love

with a guy that she told her not to fall in love with. So the whole lesbian thing was bullshit. The movie's actually great. It kind of goes to show like all this young. That gay people are fake. That gay people are fake. Yeah. Yeah, gay women at least.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I said. I don't buy lesbians for a second. It sounds like lesbian erasure to me, and I don't, also, Devin, is this why you started scheduling going to see your mom more? Was it this movie? Because you've been out there twice within a week.

Well, Mama's Boy this week. I definitely did have a moment in the movie where I was like, hi, the time is passing. Yeah. And I was like, god damn it, this, god, the gay movie's really hitting me in the feels. I said that, I started saying words like that, I go, it really hitting me in the feels. I said that, I started saying words like that, I go, it's hitting me in the feels.

Like a Redditor. No, I just haven't, I need to start seeing my mom a lot more anyway, but yeah, the movie's pretty, there's a lot of really lame aspects to it, but it also did it pretty well for the most part, my old ass. I'll check it out. And we all need to see, we all need to schedule more time

with our loved ones. Yeah. I wanna see John's Megalopolis. Oh, Megalopolis. My first time seeing Megalopolis, can't wait to see it. Megalopolis looks like it's gonna be a weird, fucking like spruce goose hunk of shit. I think it'll be the worst movie I've ever seen

and I'm gonna love every second of it. It's gonna be the detox of movies where it should have never been released. Yeah. Yeah, just the fact that it's been his passion project since like apocalypse now Mm-hmm. I I don't I know that it's not well. It is Coppola. I mean, that's the thing, you know Coppola however There's always like that's like a couple famous coffee shops in San Francisco They said he used to like it he wrote like Godfather at. I did not know that.

Didn't he make dog shit movies though? Like early 2000s and stuff. He did. I heard he made a couple shitty movies. But I heard he went back to his roots for Megalopolis and he wrote it all at a Capital One Cafe at the American. I love Capital One Cafe. I fucking can't get enough.

The whole soundtrack is just Frank Sinatra in Megalopolis. Ain't that a kick in the head? Do do do do do do. Oh man, I've been taking a lot of strolls around the Americana lately as well. A lot of red flags. Loves, I love that. Yeah, those look the weirdest.

I like, I like, I'm worried sick about you brother. I like, I love the Americana. I like looking around and being like, okay there's an exit there and they can get out there, there's an exit over there, they can escape there. Places you're gonna block off. Yeah, it was one day show up with, you know. A pipe bomb there, a pipe bomb there.

Show up with a barrier. Hire a few people to set up barriers. The idea of hopping on the trolley at the Americana with an AR-15 and doing the slowest drive-by of all time is very funny. On the trolley. Just like four with like an AR-15 and doing the slowest drive-by of all time is very fun. On the trolley. Just like four miles an hour, you're like, brrr, brrr.

The Americana's fucking amazing to me because you can walk out of a movie and then just be like, I'm gonna get a Tesla. Mm-hmm. It's just a guy selling a cyber truck. Dude, I had my gayest phase of all time when I was like 14, I was a fedora guy for a second. For like, wow, Connor Jockweek's over, man.

I was a fedora guy for like maybe two months. My grandfather had died and he left me. I just went to his grandfather's. Your grandfather died? And I went and I raided his closet and there was a fedora and I was like, ooh, it's like an old hat. Your grandfather was Dick Tracy.

Yeah. Yeah. Nick Tracy. But dude, I was so gay. I must, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,ana, and I would just like sit at the Americana with my Dope fedora and sit at the fountain with a coffee and be like, this must be exactly what New York is like. That's so sweet. One ticket to Sixth Sense, my matey. Can I have one of your Pepsi's?

And then. Yeah, you can have the warm one. Is this old? Yes. No, but it's just been sitting here. It hasn't been open. And then on one of these days, after I sat in Conn's Play of Life and my fedora, I walk over

and I meet Natasha Benningfield who's that she's the old like singer? Yeah, so there's a photo of me and Natasha Benningfield and I'm wearing fedora that's awesome you're like hey toots I gotta find it And I've ever seen that photo at 14 being like, you gotta lose to Fedora, man. You're the gayest guy of all time. Holy shit, what are you doing? Oh, you know. Yeah.

As soon as you took it off, you became Phil- Phil with Rage and you killed Kane as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the last- It was capturing the last part of your innocent soul. I think I was trying to repent for- Fedora Connor.

Ha ha ha! I was wearing cardigans. Cardigans and a Fedora. Thank god you didn't kill Kane in that. Connor Was wearing cardigans Menacing murderers I'm 14 and fedora and a cardigan I pull out a little like little clock like the little like watches chain watch watch Yeah, watch watch and I go it's your time to die And then I kill Kane got times running out for you, bud Should we watch a little more on the life of Ellen? Yes. Yeah, sure Yeah, because she's been in it's you know, everyone's really trying to pile on and I'm like

I don't know what she did besides, you know treat people how they should be treated. I Agree, man, like they should be treated. I agree, man. Like dirt. I'm gonna agree more. Like dirt. Her parents divorced, which is a huge, everyone gets that excuse. Yeah. If your parents divorced, you're allowed to be a monster. Yeah, look at you.

Exactly. Yeah. You're like the Ellen of this show. I am. Yeah. Yeah. You whip us. I do. I hate you guys.

You scream at us. We act like this is a fun little loving friendship over here, but the second these cameras stop, you are whipping me and screaming at me, calling me worthless. Yeah. Don't know why I keep coming back, but I'm contractually obligated.

Also, it's open. I did make you sign something. That contract you signed up is fucked up. It's a brutal 1950s contract. Yes, he owns my soul. I've, I actually dosed Connor last week and I rearranged his organs. Mm-hmm.

I was saying that. I cut him open. Rearranged, I cut him open. Oh, I thought you meant you fucked the shit out of him. No, no, no, no. I was like, what? That's funny, I didn't think that at all, but that is what that sounds like.

Yeah, rearrange your guts. Yeah, yeah. Much worse. I actually did surgery on him and I was like, what? That's funny, I didn't think that at all, but that is what that sounds like. Yeah, rearrange your guts. Yeah, yeah. Much worse. I actually did surgery on him, and I was like, why don't this kidney go there? You're like, his heart's where his prostate is. Yeah, everything's all over. It's like that movie Walking Tall with the rock.

There's a hilarious scene. There's a scene like that? There's a hilarious scene in Walking Tall with the rock where he gets the shit kicked out of him by these guys, and he's like coming in and out of consciousness consciousness and there's like guys with saws and shit And he wakes up with all these scars and they're like I don't remember that at all number on me Fuck you up. I watched a movie recently, it holds up. I fucking love that movie.

Yeah, it rules. Walking Tall's good. Yeah, he's gotta take his small town back. Is that the one with Sean William Scott? That's a great movie. Rundown's a masterpiece. Rundown's actually tremendous. It's a good fucking movie.

It's Mark's favorite movie. Yeah, it's one of my favorites. Sean William Scott deserves more, man. It's really a bummer. He's happy. Goon was great. He should have, he should have. Goon was awesome.

He should have like Chris Pratt's career. Yeah. Role models, Goon, yeah he should. He should, yeah, no I agree. That's actually a good, yeah, that's a good point. Everyone hates Chris Pratt too, because he's like religious. Yeah.

Sad, it's sad what happened. Shelly M. Scott, Satanist. He'd be a hit. Yeah. He had the saddest fucking cameo in that movie with the Asian rapper. What? What movie? Who's the Asian rapper?

Aquafina? Aquafina? No, no, the new Aquafina movie. Aquafina? Jackpot. Oh. So it's a new, it's like the new blockbuster with her and John Cena, and the opening scene is, you see Sean William Scott being awesome and then he gets

killed within like the first one minute and then he just never did it again and it's like this is what they made our boy I know it's great I massacred my boy it is crazy how charismatic he is he's one of my favorite episodes of It's Always Honey when he's like Mac's cool friends and they reveal the end he's that he's just gay isn't he Mac's brother his friend you think he's his brother yeah but then they reveal the end he's gay and they're like oh god fuck that guy he's just gay. I don't know that at all. Isn't he Mac's brother? Isn't he Mac's brother or his friend? I think he's his brother, yeah. I think he's his brother, yeah. But then they reveal the end that he's gay, and they're all like, oh god, fuck that guy, he's a loser. Ha ha ha ha.

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Sexually abused by her stepfather as a teenager. And that's what turns everyone gay. Stepfathers, they do a number on people. It's almost like single moms are like, are you gonna rape my daughter? If so, then let's do this thing. Yeah, yeah. I'm starting the babies right now.

By the way, we have a lot to talk about with the Menendez brothers, Joseph. I was talking to my mom about it today. A lot is coming out that I feel like very correct and vindicated about. Did you watch the series? Oh yeah. I didn't watch it yet. Oh, it's hot. Yeah? It's fucking sexy. They were- Did you watch the series? Oh yeah. I didn't watch it yet.

Oh, it's hot. Yeah. It's fucking sexy. It's like a scene in the trailer where they kiss each other. What? Yeah, they try and do a, Ryan Murphy's a fucking, he's a hysterical queer. Yeah, he really is.

That loves like violent gay shit. And so who knows what he's sensationalized throughout the show. It's watchable. But like every Ryan Murphy thing, it's like the first two three episodes you're like yeah And then he like just leaves because he has to work on like a number another show that he's making American Horror Story season 15

He forgets about the one he's already working on but uh yeah, no it's they had to do it They had to kill they had to shoot their mom and dad in the head I told my mom you were a sympathizer on that and she was like I get it like she kind of is on the same page As you they were fucking okay, so like like Lyle You were a sympathizer on that and she was like, I get it, like she kind of is on the same page as you. They were fucking, okay, so like Lyle was being raped by his dad. Is that the bald one or the other one? Lyle's the cool one.

Lyle Menendez is a bald guy. Why? Lyle's the bald one. Lyle's the bald one who he started, his hair started thinning and so his dad made him shave his head and then get a toupee at 19 because he goes, you're gonna be a politician, politicians have thick, they have a thick head of hair.

But he made him get a toupee with bolts in his head like Frankenstein, so he had bolts in his skull that the toupee would attach to. And he fucked him? And he's a kid. That's so funny, that's insane. At seven years old. He goes, I'm not into bald guys.

He had a bolt so you clip a toupee on like a jacket. At seven years old, he would fucking, he would like shove pencils and shit up him. Oh. And then Lyle went on to then start doing that to Eric, cause it's a cycle. Oh, I didn't know that. Cycle of abuse.

Oh, they abused each other? But he didn't know, I mean, he was like he was like nine and he was seven. He thought he was just doing like what that's what dad does to me. And then Kitty, the fucking mom, would just pretend it wasn't happening. They'd go take showers for 20 minutes. Kitty would tell family members, don't go down the hall like they're doing their thing for all for for years their whole life. And so, yeah, shotgun to the head.

Okay, well yeah, yeah, do it. If all that is true, which is like, I think still a little questionable, right Devin? Not really. I don't know, they'd be bolt on to pay. If your dad shows a pencil up his ass, you can kill him. No, no, but I'm saying, if that's true, then yeah. It's the abuse excuse, which was coined in the 90s

to take away power from victims, the abuse excuse which was coined in the 90s to take away power from victims. The abuse excuse. And I will one day be claiming the abuse excuse. But until then, I'm on the side of the abused. It is kind of bullshit. I did. Devin's insane sympathizing behavior with these brothers made me look it up and do a little research I did find out that so the first trial was a mistrial they got retried and on the second trial the judge said There could be no mention of the abuse which is bullshit Bullshit because they say it's the abuse excuse sick

Yeah And you know they were gonna get off on that first trial, it was just the men on the jury were like, they didn't have respect for sexual abuse victims that were like men. Yeah. They're all joeys, they're just like, shrug it off. If you think that their testimony,

when they're sobbing and looking at each other, are they better actors than anyone that's ever lived? They're also facing life in prison I can make you burn. I would make you cry also. So also they're there cook. Okay, one call is I'm gonna kill you one day man. I can't deal with abuse anymore. Take a shot. The Avery's fucking rate me One day I'm gonna walk out of that room with a shotgun You come in with a toupee next week there was like hey John, could you let's go out to Orange County we have to go Go to a big five. Yeah. Yeah, let's watch for the where the Menendez brothers are now

It is one of the most shocking cases in Southern, California history And it's now being featured in a new Netflix show. Welcome to WatchMojo. And today we're looking at what happened to the Menendez brothers after their famous trial and where they are today. What am I hearing rumblings about that there actually might be other witnesses out there?

What some call the trial of the century began in 1993. When brothers- And you know, they got the short end of the stick because once the retrial happened after the mistrial, people were so over it. They were like, this isn't hot anymore. Yeah, you can't imagine the abuse. They were like, they were,

because it was around the time of OJ, Rodney King. People were really into trials. OJ was at the same time as Menendez. Yeah. That was some of the best fucking time on earth, dude. Yeah, that's sick. Around the same time, yeah. Yeah.

They even met him in prison for a second.. Yeah that's sick. Around the same time, yeah. Yeah, they even met him in prison for a second. God that's cool. Have we had like a trial of a century recently? Dep was the last good one we got. Coburgers is about the- Not as dis-entertaining as Dep though. Coburgers hasn't really started yet, right? No the trial isn't started but people are calling

like the case of the century. There's been a million cases of the century within the century so it's like- Yeah but we need like celebrity. Case of the century usually is celebrity. So we need like celebrity case the century Yes, we're in celebrities. No, but they were with her dad was he was like fucking behind the scenes producer He was the producer for minuto. He was like the show he would he like organized minuto the band But nobody knew who he was he would he would rape the kids in minuto and then when they turned like 16

He was like gross and he'd kick him out And then when they turned like 16, he was like, gross. And he'd kick them out and then get a new. That sounded like a joke, but he actually did abuse the kids of Menudo, right? Yeah. What? Yeah, he abused. He fucked them in Menudo? He fucked the members of Menudo as well. He fucked Menudo?

He fucked Menudo. Instead of- Oh no, he fucked them in Menudo? He fucked the members of Menudo. What do you mean he fucked them in Menudo? He was in Menudo? The soup? Yeah. No, the band. No, the band Menudo.

Oh, I thought he was in soup, dude. Oh, you thought he was fucking kids in a vat of soup. John. Yeah, no the pain no the band man In a vat of soup John yes that of tripe it was baby he goes I'll tell you what a hangover cure is right now You thought did you really think I was saying he fucked People with Manu I thought he was like a soup kingpin. Soup kingpin? No, the boy band, the Mexican boy band. I don't know what to expect from them, dude. What? You gotta lay off the Celsius. Mexicans are not sometimes. I don't know what they're capable of.

It is, yeah. True. I picture him like he had a big bat of soup he'd take him into. I imagine him like, stirring a giant cauldron. He has a giant cauldron like a witch. He's like, get in here. I get a big bad a soupy day Called him like a witch he's like Honestly, I thought it was like a very shallow but but like like waist deep pan like a big one You lost your mind take the brothers in and fuck them. I don't know what the fuck, they were rich right?

Wow, I can't believe you're not drinking. They're like Beverly Hills. No I'm not. Wow. I'm crazy. I didn't even know she was drinking. They're like incredibly rich right? Yeah they were crazy rich.

They could do whatever they want. Fucking. They could have afforded a Menudo. They could have afforded a Big Menudo rape cage. Sure. I don't know. Menudo rape cage. Big Menudo's in the budget, I will say that, all right.

There's the fucking, yeah there's carrots and shit. Tripe. Tripe. And then what's the little beads the beans? Oh? Yeah, tree hominy hominy hominy hominy hominy tree, right as they call it right tree But yeah, hominy they go you think the the the members of minuto when he was fucking up. They go sir You are a tripping They go, sir, you are a treeping. You are a treepying out. Turn it into a lieutenant episode right there. They go, sir, my ass, you see shambles.

It needs hominy. My ass needs hominy. Sir, you are straight a treepying. God damn it. Right? Okay, we're having fun here, folks. Hey, watch, like, and subscribe to the Patreon. To get more of this. Mel and Eric Menendez were charged

with the murders of their parents, Jose and Mary Louise. Oh, holy. The question was whether the killings were justified and what did you think of any the brothers would receive? Most of the Menendez family members who knew about the sexual abuse believe the brothers should have been convicted of manslaughter, not murder. Exactly.

The defense argued that Lyle and Eric killed their parents owing to a lifetime of abuse at the hands of their father. Look at that. As for Mary Louise. If your dad ever threw a plate at the wall, you could shotgun his head off. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. You making plans?

Yeah. You know? Better known as Kitty, it's claimed that she was mentally unscathed. By the way, any mom named Kitty is a complete lunatic. Absolutely. By the way, do they have? Psychopath that has to take Xanax to fucking like, you know, pull the car out of the driveway. She was like very, I don't know how accurate the show is, but if it's even like five percent accurate, she's fucking nuts.

Yeah, she's worthless. They actually killed her because they go she's dead. She has no purpose in living anymore. They go she's like, she's not even alive. Putting her out for a misery. Yeah, that's what they convinced themselves. But do they have a chance for parole that's what we're hoping for but did they don't right now no but now that the case is getting more attention on it they might have a you know like a little add-on side type thing and like maybe maybe reopen some shit I actually think they deserve because there's a lot of letters that they weren't allowed to use where they wrote to family members like I don't

know what to do anymore it's gets there. He's still doing it like oh before the dad dad is still doing it to me And that wasn't admissible in the fucking trial. That's crazy the abuse. It's not That's fucked actually Excuse and I better not hear it about me Well, oh my abuse if anything ever happens and let's say there's a situation where you wind up dead And I I'm the prime suspect. I'm going straight to be a six-piece. I just love the power Your ranging power. I love the power when people say no, I don't care You don't need to booze your junk off power when people say no, I just hate that you need it

I decide you need it. I decide what happens here. You can't come without that. Mm-hmm Yeah, and that's what people that's that should be there's just gotta be metal medical condition for that Oh, so you're gonna do another like hop back. Sorry doc, but I was born this way The meat I rate my doctor I was born this way, I put on Lady Gaga. I was born this way. You show up in the meat dress. I raped my doctor. Richard Ramirez loved that song, dude. He would dance all around the Cecil hotels. I was born this way.

His defense attorney goes like, okay, hang on a minute, your honor. I want you to listen to something now, really fast. Okay, I'm gonna play this for the whole Jerry. I was born this way. I don't even know the song goes, how does that gay song go? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I'm the only gay rapist that I ride again. Give a cowboy hat on, it's our favorite thing. You're meant to be a gay rapist but you make them fuck you. My therapist is tied to his chair and I'm riding him.

I'm riding him down this way and out of all this pain. I'm on the right track baby I was born this way. I'm spinning in his face. He's got a gun to his head. I've got to his head. I'm on the right track baby I was to his head. He's got a gun to his head. Oh, I'm just on his way to Maluma. You're riding a Mitch. You're fishing.

He said, oh, girl. You turn around and it's reverse cowgirl. You're like. He gets in and he starts throwing some thrust back at you. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way. He gets in and he starts throwing some thrust back at you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, just saran wrap pieces of steak to your whole body. I wear all the muti- all my victims mutilated cocks. They're all hanging from my body. My clothes. You have testicle earrings on.

Just two nuts hanging from earlobes. Ha ha ha ha. I'm on the rank track, baby. I was born this way. Pshh. Pshh. Pshh. Pshh.

Behind the back Under the leg I mean really these songs are not good the whole like believe in yourself and be okay with who you were born As and when you guys just harmonized on that song I will say I was I was kind of going like I just want to hear this for the rest of the night I was like a concert getting the tune down. You got it That's fedora. That's the fedora speaking. Oh yeah, of course. Fedora came out of me.

Of course, little Michael Buble Christmas album cover horse shit. I'm walking around the Americana just snapping my fingers like this. I'm gonna own this city one day. I'll be the mayor of the Americana. I can't get over that. I'm issuing a bolo for an Otter, 510 Otter, white male with a cock dress on.

He's got a shotgun. I like that now I've admitted to that all my rapes have actually been men. I'm a rape man. But I ride them. Yeah. You've never once penetrated a man in your life. It's a riding defense too. Yeah, I don't even, my dick is just soft the whole time.

It's like meat spin. You don't enjoy it whatsoever. I hate it. I just like the power. They have your victims on the stand, they're like, okay, now let me ask you a question. Was his dick hard at any point? No, it was flopping around, your honor. No, it actually kind of went into his body a little bit.

It's kind of like an egg yolk sticking out. Okay, and so he was riding you, is that right? That is correct, sir. Okay, well my case is closed. I go home. And did you come, sir? Yeah, I came buckets, actually. I go home every night to my wife,

and I'm like, God, what a day. And I go, I need to fuck. I fuck her, I'm like, God, what a day. And I need to fuck. I fuck her, my dick is really, I love pussy. But I just all day, every day I go out and I rape men. You have this around your ass. With my ass, yeah. You fart sounds like a cruise ship horn. Just bong.

Here's the one problem though. How are all these guys getting hard for me as I ride them? Maybe they're just soft and I just. Oh, you're spiking them with a blue chew. Yeah. Okay, but you still have to get, you still have to be into it mentally for those things to work. So here's what you do, here's what you do is you,

you spike them with some like, see Alice, and then you tie them to a chair and then you put on, you open a computer, it's full of porn. I blast porn, I blast porn, I get them hard. You make them watch porn. I blast porn, I get them hard, but I have a string attached to the laptop and they think they're like, ah, this is weird,

I'm just tied up, I'm a therapist for this psychopath. But, okay, he's blasting porn, they're getting a little hard and then I pull the string and the laptop flies to the wall and I run in, I run in on grease. And I jump, like the Northman. Ah! Jump while gaping.

And I land right on his cock. And then I hit a boombox and I'm on his head. Tevin pulls the butt plug out of his ass like the pin on a grenade. He's just like a, just runs. He's dressed like Kratos. Running as an ax this year. Oh, god.

Oh, man. That's good stuff. Alright, back to the Menendez brothers. And often encouraged, or at least enabled, Jose to abuse their children. Anyways, I rate guys back to the Menendez brothers. Anyways, back to some lighter fare. Let's play on that. Damn, they're jacked. Well, this is the show. Well, the actor. This actor's great.

By the way, this is one of the funniest actors. The way that he plays this character, I only saw the first episode with Dad. He's killing me, he's really funny in it. He needs a big career. Deported by the large amounts of money that the brothers splashed after the killings. The first trial ended in a deadlocked jury,

and the controversial second trial was performed with a few new caveats. The jury could no longer vote on charges of manslaughter and the brothers' sexual abuse defense was greatly diminished. The second jury found them guilty of first-degree murder and they were both sentenced to life in prison. He changed it in a way that was significant that basically directed an all or nothing, a murder or an acquittal.

That's the story that most people know and remember. But of course, that occurred all the way back in the early 90s. So what has happened to the Menendez brothers and those involved closely with the trial since then? Tell me I'm not a bad person. You killed your mom and dad, Eric. I know. I know. The brothers were separated immediately following the convictions, with Eric spending time in Folsom and Pleasant Valley State, while Lyle was sent to Mule Creek.

Family members stay together. Watch Mojo, I feel like we've watched before on YouTube, but it's showing a lot of footage from the show. If they're not getting flagged, I don't think we will. Yeah, we'll figure it out. They're also talking over almost the whole thing. Blah blah blah blah blah. What they could cook up if they lived in the same prison for the rest of their lives.

In 1996, the same year that both were found guilty of murder, Lyle married a woman named Anna Erickson. Just three years later, Eric also married. His wife was Tammy Sackaman, and the two were officially wed inside the waiting room of Folsom State Prison with a Twinkie serving as their cake. Eric and Tammy remain married to this day. Lyle divorced Erickson in 2001

and met a woman named Rebecca Snead. Was that Edie Falco? Yeah, she was in another show about the Menendez brothers. Oh, I thought that was, yeah, I was like, she looks really good. A while back, yeah, yeah, she was in another show. She always looks good, she still looks good. I'd do anything for her.

I now pronounce. I like imagining the Menendez brothers were there when Johnny Cash played Folsom I know you're got this. I know you're got this weird Milky come out for some I don't know that was I don't know the connection there them sir drinking This is for you, Lyle and Eric. Early one morning, while making the rounds, I saw my mom and dad and shot them down. I shot my mom today just to buy a brand new Porsche.

I shot my dad today, so I'd stop getting raped. Man and wife, you may kiss each other in your minds. Just one year after their imprisonment in 1996, defense attorney Leslie Abramson published a book titled The Defense is Real, Life in the Trenches of Criminal Law. And she was later hired by Phil Spector to defend him in his famous murder trial. However, she parted ways with Spector. Look at that maniac.

Absolute ghoul. So funny. She is 81 years old and retired. Of course, a lengthy appeals process followed the brothers' convictions. 1998 was a big year for the process. Oh, come on, the guy's not even close to the actor, by the way.

I have a theory that every lawyer in the 90s, every female lawyer in the 90s, they all lost their cases, because they're hairdos. Yeah, they all look like Phil Spector. Marcia Clark and this bitch, what is that awful fucking, what is that? It's like teased hair, like a Brazilian blowout or some shit.

It's horrific. Like order on the court, order on the court. Howard Stern, when did you dye your hair? They go, oh, the golden doodle has something to say. Let it talk. Talking dog, okay. This looks like the first hypoallergenic person. Yeah.

Peel's process followed the brothers' convictions. 1998 was a big year for the process, as the California Court of Appeal upheld their convictions, and the Supreme Court of California declined to hear the case. A number of habeas courtless petitions followed. I believe so, yes. Which one? Lyle.

The guy without the curly hair. The more jacked one, who's a little weird, has the more Lloyd Christmas haircut. Gotcha, okay. Not hairy. Reaching a number of years between 1999 to 2005, however, every single petition was denied, effectively bringing an end to their legal battle.

Just Weisberg showed remarkable patience. This is a victory for justice. That might've been all we heard of the Menendez brothers, but 2005 was also a big year in their personal lives. That's when Eric's wife, Tammy Sackaman, published the book, They Said We'd Never Make It, My Life with Eric Menendez brothers, but 2005 was also a big year in their personal lives. That's when Eric's wife Tammy Sackaman published the book, They Said We'd Never Make It, My Life With Eric Menendez. We're like Tammy sucking them. That's what I'm talking about.

Hey, come on, man. I'd like another drink. Let's go. Finish the rest of that, please. Chug it, dude. Tip of the tongue, teeth in the lips. Many leather bound books in my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Wow, you're coming back. You're waking up. Hey, we're going streaking.

Give me some Austin Bowers. We're going streaking after this. Good morning, Santiago. Which of course means a whale's vagina. We should do a whole episode where we're just middle schoolers quoting Appetow, Boris. Yeah. It'd be fun as hell. Controversial and often difficult relationship with the imprisoned man.

This included driving herself and their daughter 150 miles every weekend to visit Eric in prison. Not to mention the fierce contention that she faced from other family members for marrying a convicted murderer. Judge Brown agreed to meet us at my office. Okay? We will get you married on it. Things remained quiet in the... I still think there's...

I... We can't figure it out today, but there's something there with Johnny Cash porn, like, dark come out at Folsom. And that's why it will take some time I don't we have to we'll piece it together the listeners at home somebody figure that joke out Hearing his voice I know you're out this I know you got this dirty come out and Folsom That's right the premise on a chalkboard at MIT Wait for like a genius to come solve it and he throws it out and then the warden's in the back

and he's like, god damn it, nobody shits on our cum. Okay, so prison's a gay hub. Right! Silence the Lambs has a cum throwing scene. Yeah. Okay, let's put this together. Okay, so Menendez brothers are gay for each other. They're in the front row, right?

Where does the dirty, I need help here, where does the dirty cum come from? You're on a roll just keep going Johnny Cash is like a greasy dirty guy, right? He's always singing songs about shooting guys in Reno guys smoking cigars Yeah, so yeah, okay, so it's Brillo cream in the car through the cells Menendez Lyle Menendez throws his comment Johnny Cash He looks at me goes I walk the line for you I just want to reenact that scene the rest of my life with different scenarios. The Folsom? Yeah. Yeah. What have I become? A sissy for my dad. Pencils up my ass. Radicalize me to shoot him down. Oh, Kitty, I don't care about you. Shire you. You know they reloaded to kill Kitty?

The single shot shotgun? Kitty was on the floor wailing. No, it wasn't a single shot. It was like, they went, so they shot everybody. The mom was still breathing, but they ran out of bullets. They went back to the car. So Lyle went out back to the car, reloaded the shotgun and walked back in and they tried to make a big point of that

And the case like so is this really a crap of passion if you had the force you know he reloaded Yeah, my mom is not dead yet. That's what I stand up. I think that's doing wonders to me in court, my lawyer's like, sorry, can I sit down? I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, there's for the blood of my mom! I go, cause I reloaded and shot her again cause she wasn't fucking dead yet! I'm of course talking about my mother! I look over at the jury, I go, right? I hit one judge! Am I right here?

You know what's funny is if they killed their dad while their dad was raping them They probably would have gotten off because then it's like temporary insanity But the funny thing is is like we as a society That's a really funny visual though of like one of the brothers like walking with a towel around his waist being like Oh daddy Yeah drops the towel That's like the Ryan Murphy show

He gets behind him and then he's sick he starts plowing his ass and he puts a gun fucking blows his head off Yeah it's like Bugs Bunny Yeah exactly His dad plugs his ass in his shock and accidentally turns a big banana peel But it was like bends his dick backwards and he shoots coming his own face And then he wants to get he plays the song I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way

But like the thing is is temporary and sandy like if you're getting fucked that much and you don't want it like that shit That it's not going away over time. It's just gonna build and get worse I feel like you can you can be it just makes you bad Jackson's album was about the bananas brothers How does bad go, Connor? And I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it. They probably started dancing. They probably started moonwalking with their parents' blood in the living room after they did.

It's like risky business. I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, so bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, so bad, so bad. That's how bad goes. I'm bad. It's just I'm bad for three minutes. He goes, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm so bad, I'm so bad. I'm bad. It's just I'm bad for three minutes. He goes, I'm bad, I'm bad. I'm bad, I'm bad.

And I'm bad, I'm bad. That's the way it goes. And I'm bad, and I'm bad, and I'm bad. Famous Michael Jackson sung bad. That's how it goes. Because I'm bad, so bad. I'm really bad, I'm bad. That sounded right to me.

I thought that was how it goes. I think he goes, you know it, come on, and then I'm bad, that's the hook. There's no way. Michael Jackson also abused as a child. Yeah. It's a psycho. By his monkey.

It tastes psycho. Oh, you got beaten up by the Jackson. Joe Jackson. Sure wish I was fucking raped as a kid. Would be nice. Have a hell of a lot more. I don't know how much different you'd be. Have a hell of a lot more money in my family name,

if I was. That's how it works. It is. Cause he would have killed his parents. No, well I would. If they raped you? That'd be tough, cause they are, I don't know, I still would have liked them a little bit.

Well they still like respected their parents too, a little bit. My dad is so gross though. I had a shot him But your mom would have been like you would let your mom go. Who knows all I know is I'm bad. I'm so bad I'm really bad And I'm mad Yeah, that's the best part of the song. My dad's a fag Schizophrenic man

Just a schizophrenic man in court. He's twirling, keeps going in and out of Bournemouth this way, also walk the line and bat. He goes, my dad's a fag and you know, and the whole jury stands up, standing ovation, clapping. They also are going like this. He's twirling a ribbon. He's twirling and the jury's entranced. And the judge goes, you sir have won the internet.

And the lawyer goes, epic. OK, that was awesome sauce. 2009, which is when Dominic Dunn passed away at the age of 83. You truly believe those menendez boys are evil? Yes. When you've stared evil in the face. I hate bags like this Actual gay guy. Oh, yeah, it's Nathan Lane The character is not gay. Okay, is that the therapist? No, it's the guy he had his daughter his daughter was

brutally killed by her boyfriend and the boyfriend claimed Like just rage insanity and didn't get didn't was charged with manslaughter and not He'd become involved with the men and he became kind of he became really into the case because because he was so upset about his daughter Then he wrote the he wrote books and stuff for when I know he had influence I don't really know his place. You know the America's Most Wanted guy? Yes. His son was murdered and they found his head. Everybody knows that. I didn't know that.

They found his head in the killing fields of Texas, I believe. Oh, wait, is it a killing field? Texas killing fields. I didn't know that. Well, you learn something new every day from this genius. I didn't know that. I didn't know about the America's Most Wanted kid. Yeah, his son's head is found and then that's why he started American Swammer.

Yeah, that's why he devoted his whole life to the American Swammer. Nice. Because his kid, yeah, was a sleepy holland. Nice. He was the headless horseman who said it's his kid. The American Swammer guy. He threw a pumpkin at his kid. My son, Nick about Crane, was brutally murdered. God. We can never let another slaying like this happen in Sleepy Hollow ever again.

This is not a slaying. He goes, now if you're watching this episode, please Van Helsing, if you're out there. There is a Hessian ghost haunting my little village and he's cutting people's heads off and throwing flaming pumpkins at them. I feel so insensitive sometimes. That's what we do here, but you do Sometimes I just go what?

Have I become? Mm-hmm my sissy for your day His friend everyone I know goes away in the end goes away in the end. Yeah, and you guys have it all you guys are gonna go away Well, I'm contractually obligated back in like this keep your sober you'll see what happens And I'm mad oh My god put a bullet in my head you're goofball Devin. I'm a big goofy guy You're goofballed, Evan. I'm a big goofy guy. You like goofy.

Jesus. I play with wires like a little cat. I'm a silly little boy. Look at him go. Lootiest episode we've ever done. Menendez brothers are innocent! Whoa. They're OK.

Dude, stop screaming at us. You're freaking me out. They're innocent, Connor. Freaking me the fuck out, man. They're innocent, Connor. Fucking Connor has all this love for're innocent Connor. They're freaking me the fuck out man. They're innocent Connor Fucking Connor has all this love for his parents. Can't look you in the eyes. Have you ever thought about What would happen? What could happen if I killed my parents? If you love your parents too much something might happen Come on. I don't even know what you're saying. Me neither. If Connor got if Connor got abused by his parents and then tried to kill him

Would you turn? Later on? Guess what would happen though? His dad would fucking sweep single, take down, disarmed, fucking pistol whip That's true That's true And then he would rape you again It'd be so funny if the Mendoz brothers dads like Jason borned him They have a shotgun and he's like disassembling it

He makes a weapon out of a magazine. Yeah, he beats the ass of the book. He was the class that like booked to the throat that he hits the book. And when he's done, he goes, fucking, I'm like. He goes, shouldn't have hit you in the throat, can't hear you scream.

Who fucking sent you, you piece of shit? I snapped your voice box, now I can't hear your moans. They're running down the hall. Oh my god. Wow. Oh, that's funny. Oh my god. You're crazy.

You're nuts. That's a little silly. Do you have a damn fever? Famous crime writer Dunn was paramount in bringing the Menendez murder masses, extensively covering their famous trial and pinning an account titled Nightmare on Elm Drive, which was published in the October 1990 issue of Vanity Fair. Keep happy.

I keep saying that, but Nathan Lane is so obviously gay. Way on August 26, 2009, after a brief fight with bladder cancer. He hit at the age of 50. Then he found success. That's him? He sure did. Larry King. No, no, no. Then he found success. And he loved the trials. He sure did. Larry King.

No, no, no. That's six minus. It wasn't until 2000. It's a guy talking about the guy, I think. Oh, okay, I thought, yeah. He made it at the age of 50, which by the way, I just, I love people that make it like that late. Also, rest in peace, Larry King.

He made it late. He did. He ended up dying when he was like 90, so we all think he was around forever, but he made it late. Yeah, he was the most talented capuchin monkey the world has ever seen I Loved him actually a little horn dog to me. He's horny. He's horny as hell. He was so fucking funny. Yeah. Yeah He was like cheating on his like wives when he was like 90. He was great

The questions he would ask were just unbelievable. So funny. He'd be like, so you fucked your son. What do you have to say? He came by Howard Stern once and like Howard Stern I like was famous like for like, like he would do fart humor. Like he would have farters come on the show and they'd like they could fart on command and stuff. And so Larry King came on and like he was trying

to do a straightforward interview. And then like just to mix it up, he goes like, okay Larry, what's your take on farts? And just like with that missing a beat, he goes, the sound is hilarious but the smell is terrible. That's beautiful. And then just done. That's perfect. Just nailed it, yeah.

You've seen the Jerry Seinfeld interview, right? Yeah. Jerry's the biggest cocksucker. Yeah Do you know me? Have you heard of me? canceled Can't you get so offended by it? He's a cocksucker Norm on Larry King by the way is the greatest Absolute best two of the black most weird like unique people ever just

Going together one-on-one. It's like the coolest fucking thing ever. The sound is hilarious. That's very, that's so funny. I miss Norm. RIP Norm. RIP Larry. Reunited and it feels so good. for the first time in over 20 years, having both been transferred to the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility outside of San Diego. It was a deeply emotional moment for the brothers,

as they both cried while they embraced. I wasn't sure how I would react, you know, in 20 years. I just felt a lot of adrenaline and just, I had a bursting of tears, which is quite an emotional moment. Three years later, Les Zoller, the prime detective in the Menendez case, passed away. The retired police officer suffered a major stroke on July 9th and remained in a coma for just under a month,

but he never regained consciousness and tragically died on August 4th, 2021. The guilt got to him. Yeah, because he knew he put away some innocent kids. Mom said that the room was full of smoke when they walked in two hours after the shots were fired. With that window? A major break in the story occurred in April of 2023, when a Puerto Rican pop singer named Roy Rosello confessed on Today that he was sexually assaulted by the family patriarch Jose Menendez. The incident allegedly occurred back in the mid-1980s, when Rosello was visiting the Menendez

family in New Jersey. Jesus. I guess it was one of the guys that was using the Menendez family in New Jersey. Jesus. This seemingly gives huge credence to the brothers' claims, not to mention a serious boost to their legal defense. In May of 2023, their attorneys filed new court documents to have the convictions overturned. They point to two key pieces of evidence, the new allegations made by... I'm all over this case. This is cool. I got all this right, I think.

And a letter that was discovered by the brother's aunt, Marta Cano, back in 2018. It was written by Eric to his cousin and Cano's son, Andy. In it, he details the horrific abuse he had been receiving at the hands of his father, writing damning things like, quote, "'It's worse for me now,' quote, "'Every night I stay up thinking he might come in,'

and quote, "'I don't know I'll make it through this. According to the attorneys, this letter was written before the murders took place and conclusively disproves the prosecution's claim that Jose was not violent or abusive. We talk about this letter. Would the client not have told their own lawyer? I wrote this letter eight months ago. If you don't believe that it's going on, call my cousin." The Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office confirms that the case is, quote, under review.

It's hard to say just how effective the new pieces of evidence may be. The thing is, they could have just gone through the proper channels, sued their dad. Everyone says they could have just left and all that, but you don't know all the… How old were they when they killed their parents? I think Lyle was 20. Yeah, and Eric was 17. Mm-hmm or 18 Maybe Lyle was 21 and Eric was 18 You also can't expect them to behave rationally a lot of people were just like just leave we all were abused You can't expect them to behave rationally if they're getting raped and they're like under severe, you know abuse It's like yeah, they come drunk. They're come drunk

I mean, there's a lot of steps that they could have turned there. I mean, it's not just behaving rationally There's like a dozen steps. They could it they they do before they pick up a shot. Those are all rational steps There are but there's a dozen. I'm not saying they shouldn't be there's a million They're already telling shouldn't be charged with the crime. I'm saying that they should be at least allowed a chance I mean their fucking cousin should feel bad the right letters don't say my dad's raping me They didn't say anything kept the fucking letter in a drawer Yeah, you know that little pop star boy taking so long come out saying that their dad was raping him Yeah, yeah, they deserve a chance of parole for sure

No, I Yeah. Yeah. They deserve a chance at parole. For sure. I do agree with Kevin. I agree. Yeah, no, I don't- Finally. This has been a long-standing battle between Joey and I with cases. And we're always on the right. We always believe the same thing. We always end up aligning.

About trials. This one's been long. I think you can go back into the hate watch lore, I don't know, on what episodes or whatever, but if you're a long-time listener, we've been yelling about the Menendez brothers for a long time, and Joey's always looked at me like a complete maniac Because I'm being on their side I bought the I bought the mainstream narrative that they were monsters in that they did it so they could buy Porsches and like become tennis pros and all that but they did do all that stuff. They bought a bunch of shit afterwards They spent like six hundred thousand dollars and like the like the month after the two three weeks

But but that's also they were like they felt like they felt like they got this thing off their back. And if they technically thought their parents were absolute monsters, they're just relieved. They just hope they don't get caught. And now they're like, well, now we have money. Well, I never even, I never bought the abuse. I actually didn't really think that that was real. And I thought there was, there must be a reason

they didn't let them use that in the second trial. But then now, the more that I learn learned I'm like, okay, there's enough that that definitely should have been allowed Yeah, so so that was the main point. I agree. It should be allowed in the trial as well Let's watch their testimony. I mean, it's like it's it's it's it's it's pretty hard to look bad. I like the fake the cable guy testimony idea It's pretty hard to look bad. I like the fake The the cable guy testimony that they do. All right, they have been stellar I think they were speaking After sports practices he would massage me and uh

Now listen I only play this because it's fucking hilarious Let's hate watch this this is what I said verbatim out Devon. He gives me little massages under sports practices. Little bedroom eyes. And then I go, your honor, look at him. He's never played a sport in his life. He sees this. What we're looking at?

Awful ass. I like big, juicy rumps. Like John, show you. Exterminate, John, show your ass, you have to. That same sound effect. Boom. We would have these talks and he would show me and he would fondle me and he would ask me to do the same with him and I would touch him and we would undress. Where would this take place? In my bedroom. I believe them.

Yeah. Yeah. And how often would this happen? I'm looking for spikes here. I go, where's the funny part? When does it get interesting? When does it get really crazy? Like two or three times a week. Jesus. Jesus.

Yes, crazy. And for how long did this happen? An eternity. Not too long. Whenever I begged him for it, he finally agreed. He didn't change. I'd go, daddy, please. When did it begin to change?

I promised to do my chores and that's when it would happen. I'm not sure exactly at what time, but almost close to when I was seven. And how did it change? He said if I got straight A's he would take me. What do you mean more involved? David goes this way and he's's like so he's fucking balls We invented position Right this shit out of them

Rusty Simone he says the meter is completely He goes, you know Houdini I did that with my brother though Guess what we get zero credit for any of that Sanchez is originally the dirty Menendez They took that from me bro, and that's racist brother. He goes fucking Sanchez stole that shit He's got a doll he's fucking the dog He'll show you bring me at the dog he's like bring me the dog They go where the dog he goes this doll is not even close to as big as my dad was

but it hurt me and he said that he didn't mean to hurt me the lawyer goes, hmm gross He goes, let's take a. I'm about to fucking puke 30 minutes guys listen we just got out of the AIDS crisis I can't Yes, very But I still didn't want to do it I know I think we did all the jokes. You feel okay about them shotgunning their parents in the head absolutely That's all I was trying to get to I just want everyone to know it's okay the mom though I'm a one shotgun you should have been their lawyer or more than anybody you should have been there dad

Silence is violence The mom was like, knew it was happening forever. Dude, he was already a monster. Can you imagine the dad with blue balls? What kind of terror you would rain down on this family? Yeah, I mean. If the mom would have been taking care of business, you know. Dad is a big homo. Yeah, absolutely. It's like Thomas Jefferson, you know?

Don't we have new avaganset? We do. Is that for page or? We should do it on the Patreon. I say page. Apparently, I haven't seen it yet, but Devon told me the last 20 minutes are some of the best. It was cracking me up this morning, because you know, my morning routine,

I wake up to hammers hitting things in the neighborhood. People are just wailing. up this morning because I you know my morning routine I wake up to hammers mm-hmm hitting things in the neighborhood people are just wailing everyone just somebody's getting killed somebody's wailing there's a dog bark I just wake up every morning to just I don't who knows what's happening somebody's getting bludgeoned 28 days later I have no idea what's happening the construction at 7 a.m. dog barking rooster going off boyfriend snoring I don't want to wake him up I don't want to wake my boyfriend up and I just open my phone I just read

toxic things and then and then I just go on YouTube and I go yeah fire starter Karen Who starts a big problem? These fire starters. These fire starter Karens, they're flooding my YouTube. So we'll get into the fire starter Karen on the old Patreon after this. Sounds beautiful. By the way, Hollywood Haywatch, we got two more coming this month. Not to be a damn shill, but those are my favorite things that we do.

Oh, so fun. I love them. And so you got two more in September? Yes. For the month is up. a damn shill but those are my favorite things that we do. I love them. And so you got two more in September. Yes. Yeah. For the month is up. The month is up. And that will commence the jock week

vulnerable kings portion. And we want until next month. Until next month. And next month, Dev will shit his pants on camera. And I'm gonna eat it. I'll try. Like a dumpster. Let's all wear diapers one episode. I'm totally okay with that. I think we're gonna lose subscribers with all this pissing and shitting.

Also the smell in here would be fucking crazy. Diapers steal the smell. No, not as shit. We can't shit but we can just all keep pissing ourselves so we don't have to keep doing these bathroom breaks. Why you looking over here? No, I'm just saying all of our bathrooms is dude. Okay. I'm looking at the bathroom. I'm gonna check on my bladder It's like overactive thing just chugging claws. Yeah, but you know, yeah, maybe It's alcohol because yeah, maybe the mouth liquid I'm putting in my body Well, I love you guys

Do we contractually I love you despite the abuse. too. Contractually, I love you. Despite the abuse? Hey, listen, at the end of the day you'll learn to love it. Oh, okay, well it's been a long time and I'm still hating it. I'm always gonna hate the abuse but I'm always gonna love you on some level. I'll try some new positions. I can disassociate, I go, this is not him. I'm not gonna be happy with any position, it's always gonna feel like rape.

It's always gonna feel like European is in my butt. Sorry. I was born that no matter what It's my wife doing this. It's not to heaven This is my wife hog in my ass Really my gay guy pretend I hope it's a chick better be my wife's hog All right, I love you guys. Love you guys. Good night. Love you guys.