Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Bukakkalodeon

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

Devan admits to molesting Dan Schneider https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at  https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code HATEWATCH

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over many Americans I think feel that way He's like a recovering alcoholic and he posts like Videos me like this is how it hide vodka in the morning. Yeah, that's that's the guy. That's him Yeah, you know like put in an morning. Yeah, that's the guy. That's him? Yeah, he'll like put in an apple. Yeah, he'll put like, no, he'll put it like

in a water bottle, put in the sink next to an apple. Yeah, yeah, with like a little bit like a Splenda packet. Yeah. He's like, it's trash. And it was always like deterring, like deterrent for like alcoholism, but I loved every comment being like, great tip Scott. Using this one, Scott, you're the man.

Who was this guy? There's some. Scott Frieda, I think his name is he's really fucking Did he did he abuse people at Nickelodeon? Probably he looks nice the right age. I don't really care. I mean good I don't care about anybody that's not that isn't involved in the Nickelodeon Schneider or Brian Peck. That's all I care about right now I have been on a big Nickelodeon kick. I've been watching that show. What is it called, Quiet on the Set?

Yes. What is that? It's about how Dan Schneider and Brian Peck were, you know. Diddlin'. Not even really, well Peck was. Peck, Peck, I used to suck Brian's little peck. You sucked Brian.

I was on Nickelodeon as a child, but here's the thing. I didn't have any issues because I showed Schneider who's boss. I used to titty fuck him. I used to hold a whipped cream canister to his sexy fat head. And I was like 13 years old. I used to titty fuck. You used to fuck Schneider.

Would he try to stop you or would he just let you? No, he liked it. So I was in a lot of- He was like, John Michaels. Yeah, I was in season three of all that, but they never aired it. But yeah, like a lot of people don't know this about me. I was on Nickelodeon.

Well, it does explain, it explains your current, you know, habits and your current wrong you know, habits and Yeah Your current wrongdoings, you were a victim Of course, of course We swore that bet off Yeah No, I was molested, I actually forced

Can you rape, molest, like, if you're a kid, can you Can you molest back? Can I molest back? Cause that's what happens Like it's an UNO switch card? He actually didn't think I was that hot, Schneider But I still forced him to, cause I heard My co-stars would tell me what he was doing to them and I go all the fucking let me talk They're like, oh thank God he's gonna tell the police

Yeah, walk out of the room just sweaty you're in a robe you're smoking a cigarette I Think Schneider's gave Schneider the foot job of his dreams. Well, you know, he responded today, Schneider. Oh, what'd he say? He did a big like interview we could watch. Oh, is that what, you have it up? Yeah, but we should maybe like get into the case a little bit, but this is, you know,

the big things are happening, folks, like, cause you know, it's interesting to me, cause like growing up in LA, I don't know if you had this job, but like I did know like people at play dates or whatever. There would be a kid there that was kind of associated with Nickelodeon or something. I think that was a Silverlight thing.

I used to kind of, it wasn't Silverlight. I had that in my town though. It was in, usually in Studio City. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I remember being a kid at a play date or something. There'd be somebody there that was kind of on Disney Channel or Nickelodeon or something like that and now I'm finding out they're all fucked up you know Drake Bell Drake Bell was a He was like apparently like actually like raped by Brian Peck. So I never got the details

Maybe I did. Did you finish the whole doc? I just watched a little bit on my phone before you guys got here. So I'm like, I'm an expert on it. Yeah. And Drake Bell just goes just the worst type of sexual abuse. You can imagine that's what I don't want to get into. So I was like, oh, wow. And you know, what's interesting is because about five years ago, I delivered Postmates to Drake Bell. Really?

Yeah. And I had a he seemed a little it was I delivered Postmates to Drake Bell. Really? Yeah, and I had a, he seemed a little, it was, something was off with Drake because, well first off, he ordered diner food from Postmates. I've done that. Yeah, but it wasn't like breakfast. Exactly. It was, hey, come on. It was like, you know, he got real food.

You know, like tilapia from a diner. Like he delivered to him. But it was fucked up meal. So I got somethings off with this guy, obviously rape. And then he opened the door like the meth heads in Breaking Bad that keep digging the holes. Like it was like, he opened the door like Tucker! Like where's Tucker?

He had on a wife beater and he was fucked up in the face. Like obviously on drugs. And that day I realized that yeah, something was up. And then five years later my hunch was right. Did you try to act like you were a huge fan of his? Cause you do that with every celebrity. He was a little, it was, I kind of wanted to have a moment with him,

but he was obviously. But he was like a caged animal. Yeah, he was like little it was I kind of wanted to have a moment with him, but he was a caged animal You can yeah, it was he was like yeah. He was like a feral. He was like a feral cat It was it was fucked up though, but it's like it is crazy watching this doc cuz it's like When I was a kid you even as a kid you're like a lot of a lot of the people in the show a lot of there's a lot of jokes where somebody's Getting creamed on or like, you know Yeah, that was the biggest thing that occurred to me watching it is that Dan Schneider was the mastermind behind? basically a ton of what Nickelodeon was so all that and the sliming

Sliming was the biggest thing was the like the most popular concept in the world as a kid Yeah, it's like getting slimed and being like in my head as a kid I would see that show where they bring in regular people and they would do an obstacle course and they'd get slimed yeah and my biggest dream was like mom can we go to Disney World and get slimed mm-hmm and now we all it's almost like is that the greatest pedophile Psy-Op ever it is. You know the rough draft was white slime. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

It was definitely like, I got this great idea, cannons of white slime blasting children. And everyone's like, that's a little egregious. He goes, I hear ya. Yeah. Can we still slime these kids though? Yeah. We'll make it neon green.

And then you can get away with it. But then he went beyond. He's like, I'll just watch black and white and I can sleep the jerk off. Even beyond the sliming though, there's just so many sketches on like the Amanda show or just all these Nickelodeon shows where it's like a girl's like,

pulls out like a cucumber and is like, can I get juice from this cucumber? And she's in bed, like squeezing it. Like it's, it is crazy. It was like right in front of us. Shiner's obsess with feet, right? Yeah, there's a bunch of feet stuff. A lot of feet stuff.

Ariana Grande had like a sketch or something that he wrote where she was rubbing feet. Yeah. I Carly had a lot of foot rubbing stuff. He's like PG Tarantino, you know? Yeah. But a lot of like frames of like Ariana Grande in bed with her feet up behind her. Well, Tarantino's a grown man, you're allowed to do that. I'm saying you I'm gonna say you're not a lot of women kids

It's a cheese like an x-rated pedophile version of Okay, I'm just saying you're supporting pedophilia Devin I kind of well listen. I don't like people talking about my man. What if I get really mad? I'm out of here dude. Fuck you, dude.. I don't wanna hear too much bad stuff about my man. I hang out with him a lot. We had more than that. We had a little more than that. You and Brian Singer and Snyder.

Drake Bell was talking about how one of the days that Brian Peck finally got really angry was Drake Bell was hanging out at his girlfriend's place and he was supposed to go to Disneyland with Brian Peck that day and he was avoiding it. I don't know why. And Brian kept calling. He kept calling his phone over and over again and kept calling the girlfriend's like mom's house. And then, you know know got really angry and Drake went and told the girlfriend's mom but it is like no one likes to be ghosted on a date. I get it, no especially if they're giving you anal.

Jesus. Brian Peck on Space Mountain leans over to Drake and he's like no one can hear you in space. What do you think the correlation is with fat, ugly guys being pedophiles? Like, they're all, it's just, it's starting to feel like if you are, if you are just a fat, ugly fuck, that you are a pedophile.

I take that as a personal attack. Well, you do look like you used to run Nickelodeon. Yeah, nah, I don't know, man. There's a lot, I mean, there's a lot of retard pedophiles, which is, well, yeah, I just fucking teed myself up for that one. I don't know, man. They're fucking, you can't get laid by normal age women,

so you gotta manipulate little babies and shit. I don't know if it's that. I don't think they just can't fuck regular people so they're like, I guess kids. I think there's a thing. It's the only way that they can come for pedophiles. I think, I mean, I don't think that's solely what pedophilia is, like fat losers. I just think that they, I think, I mean, I don't think that's solely what pedophilia is, like fat losers, I just think that like,

they developed this whole like, well adult women won't fuck me because I'm not charming because I've been a fat recluse my entire life. So they have like physical prowess and more knowledge than like a young person. You can like manipulate them, you can groom them and all that stuff. Do you think the fatter you get,

the more you feel like a kid because you have like no discipline like kids and shit? And you kinda have the same diet. You're all, you're eating candy and pizza too. It's like the kids love that you're snacking. That's definitely the trap. They're like, dude, come over to my house with pizza, candy, like a million sodas,

I'll fuck in the ass and we can do suicides at McDonald's. But here's the thing, I mean not all pedophiles run sketch shows. Very influential sketch shows. They all They all are you're saying? Not all. Oh yeah. Like Lauren Michaels. You know all that they used to work their fucking ass off on that show. And there was a lot of fucking talent on that show. And it's starting to make me think like maybe SNL be a little better of Lauren,

like sexually threatened. Okay. Maybe there's a little sexual abuse. Just a little bit. You know, fear of sexual abuse going on. Just a little scare. Just a little bit, you know? Just the fear of it. Just like, hey Marcelo, you better be fucking, you better bring it this week, okay? Or else you'll be in my office and I'll lock the doors. The other thing is that Dan Schneider looks like a,

he looks like Andy Melonakis. Like he looks like a boy. He has like a boy haircut. Like if you pull up a picture of him. He's hot. He's got like a bowl cut a little bit. He's got like a boy. He has like a boy haircut. Like if you pull up a picture of him. He's hot. He's got like a bowl cut a little bit. He's got like a kid's haircut. And it looks like he's trying to keep a young face.

Like he's trying to keep a, he dresses like a big, big fat kid. If you're fat you have to like grow your face. He's got the rosy cheeks. Yeah, yeah. You can't like be, you can't be shaving like that. He looks like he's in like, That's shaving like that. He looks like he's in He looks like he's in

The Breakfast Club Everyone's breakfast the breakfast I mean with that even on Drake and Josh just Drake Bell's character Yeah was constantly like he was hooking up with a girl every episode, and I remember even being a kid and being like, it's weird how much this other kid makes out with women on, every episode, he's like, cornering a woman in the movie theater

and like, tugging her, and I'm like, Jesus Christ. They would like make out? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that would happen a lot. On Drake and Josh, it was aggressive how much Drake was like, getting pussy. And Dan Schneider probably cast Josh because he looked like him.

He was his doppelganger and he was like, I want, yeah, yeah. It's who I wanna be. It's who I wanna be, yeah. Josh Peck, by the way, in relation to Brian Peck, was that Josh's dad? Was Josh Peck's dad banging his bad drink? No, it could be his whole web.

I read a thing that said no relation. That's the only reason I know that. But now watching it, it gave me this feeling and it made me start thinking about this. Or it's like how much of what influenced me, all these big influential things like sliming is like a Bukkake fantasy for some guy. And then I'm like, it sounds kind of obvious, but what else is motivated by horniness? And it's probably when you really boil it down, almost everything. But then it started going, I started thinking, is Lion King a bestiality thing?

Somebody wrote that because they're into, they're a furry. Right. I think it made a lot of furries. I think you're right, Joey. It definitely did that. Yeah, Lion King made it, fucked on it. Do you remember fucking- I think a lot of that is coming from a sick mind There's a lot of grown men to this day who are so attracted to Nava. Mm-hmm Walt Disney. It's a small world

That's about no Jews. It's a small world that like if we get rid of them Oh a lot of things are coming from people's real beliefs No, I actually think yeah, they're like projecting I from people's real beliefs. No, I actually think, yeah, they're like projecting. I mean, I remember like in Lion King, there was that whole thing where like, Simba like lays down on the cliff and then it blows the smoke up.

The dust and it says sex. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. They're all perverts. Everyone's a fucking sicko. Do you remember Roe Del Dorado? Yeah. Do you remember the chick in that, dude?

Hot. She was like a Mike in Brazil fucking woman. It was crazy. I don't remember the name. Oh my God, what was her fucking name? I don't know, the girl in that dude hot. She's like a Mike in Brazil fucking woman. It was crazy. I remember that Oh my god, what was her fucking name? I don't know the girl from Atlantis though Oh fuck. I remember spy kids had chicks that where it was like, oh, are you trying to get me jack off? Children no Yeah, first of all, I was watching it But yeah, like the women in it had like there were some fucking chicks that were nipping out

and showing cleavage and stuff Was just spacing out and thinking about the chick from Okay, I'm horny All right. Okay. Are you are you are you gonna fuck like are you gonna come one of those guys like gets in like cartoon characters? Like you're so box cartoon characters like wanna fuck like the mr. Invincible. Yeah, what do you mean becoming that guy? I've been that guy's little boy. Mr. Incredible little boy incredible Mr. Incredible wait he wants to fuck her Do you want to fuck mr. Incredible? Oh miss is incredible. Oh

Elastic woman good god fucking your sleep deprived. Oh, yeah, I've had like seven hours last two days It's crazy because you have total or total. Okay. Yeah, no, I passed my motorcycle class and it was just unhinged and fucking Yeah, yeah, so you motorcycle class and it was just unhinged and fucking yeah Yeah, so you're really gonna ride a motorcycle around? I'm gonna learn how you're gonna do. I'm selling my car dude fucking shred But here are drivers really I know it's Joey That was so funny cuz Joey like I picked Joey up and he's like, what are you gonna? Because I'm doing that big brother little brother things like hanging your little brother around

I thought Joey meant him and I was like dude, I'll get you home It might actually be the worst decision of all the ones you've made in the last year and a half really getting a motorcycle I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. If you get me a little sidecar. Yeah Well, you can hop on the back. But the thing is what about Joey you can get both get on there Well, I've a slight car each side. Like what? I think that's a car. I think that's a car.

No, the, I'm really bad at emergency braking. That was one of the tests, is like you like go like 20 miles an hour and then they have a cone you have to pass and you hit the brakes as hard as you can and then they measure the distance you stopped and from where you started. And like, I almost like fucking like crashed like twice. What is there to it?? Can you just slam the brakes? Well, it's like 400 pounds between your feet So it's like a lot harder. Yeah, and if you if you hit the brake too hard, you do skid and like it's just fucking terrifying

It's like and I never do I know how to ride a bike those fucking 19. Yeah. Why are you in? Yes? This is a great idea John I love you. Yeah, but I want to go on record saying this I Suspect that you're you're gonna crash a lot. I'm gonna. I'm gonna miss you. We're worried sick for you. Yeah, don't worry about me I'll be fine. We're worried sick for you. Oh good. No, it's not naturally Coordinated I'm not trying to be mean. I'm not no no I'm uh I'm a fucking ditz but uh You're dead there dude. I'll get there. I'm actually but I'm not good at emergency braking I'm actually really good at maneuvering like there was another test where they had like a fake wall

You had to go around real quick, and I was killing that shit. Okay, so like breaking no Yeah, well the breaking is not really important it move rings more important I think yeah, but actually for your his actual little brother in this program. It's like By the way, I had to recently Because I'm the only I guess the merely person here that whatever even though I don't agree with your decisions I will still help you Hit up by a question a questionnaire for me I just never got it from the Big Brother Company and I had to answer all these questions. It was

questionnaire from the Big Brother Company and I had to answer all these questions. It was insane how many questions were like, do you think this man is in a position in his life to take this on? Yeah. Have you seen a chance to see his living space? Literally said, have you seen, have you had a chance to see where he lives?

Well, I set like boundaries when I talked to the guy. I was like, he was, I was like, hey, listen, like, cause some of the, some of the, they will take the kids and after like a year they can come to where you live. But I was like, that's never happening, number one, cause I just think that's weird. Like I don't wanna be alone. That is weird, yeah.

That's bizarre. Number one and number two, I was like he's never gonna know about or listen to the podcast. But they know about the podcast. The guys that hired you. Yeah, the guy was like, dude I love Joe Rogan like it's all good knows Have you gotten a chance to meet the other applicants like do you know anyone else in the program no?

But like apparently it's all women like you have to the wait time for a big brother I think it's gonna get you see me so fucking mad All friends have milfs Yeah, no, they don't pair them up with like hot women. Yeah, dude. You gotta your duty get a dude. Oh There's no like hot big I hope you get like a really like hardened like fucking black kid I get like an MS 13 your first day you come you come back you walk in the rain You have no shoes and he took your car Hey, you come back, you walk in the rain, you have no shoes, and he took your car.

He robs me, he's like six foot four. Just go to the park, he's like, these kids are really fucking mean. He took my Nike Cortezes. He scooped out my titties. No, but it was, yeah, you know, it's tough. Yeah, sounds like a good answer. Thank you for answering that, though. Yeah, no, I love- Did you get one? Any opportunity to- No, I it was, yeah, you know, it's tough. Yeah, sounds like a good one. Thank you for answering that though.

That was important. Yeah, no, I love. Did you get one? Any opportunity to. No, I never got one. I would have happily lied for you. Oh, I love any opportunity I can to allow you to have more distractions in your life and.

I'm very good at timing things out. Yeah, motorcycle, adopt a kid. It's great, it's like retarded big daddy. Yeah. It's amazing. Just gonna give you that. Devin was at the gym when he got the questionnaire. Oh. And he was filling it out and he was just sort of. That's so get him. Devin was at the gym when he got the questionnaire and he was filling it out and he was just sort of-

That's so sweet. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, he was going like between sets when it wasn't his- Cause you are a good guy. I know you'll have a great time with this. Devin was going like, okay, so now it's asking me, like, have I seen this a living situation? He's like, what happens if something goes wrong?

It's the blood on my hands. He's like, I'm putting this kid- He was having a legitimate moral conflict. Yeah, I was like, I don't know if I could fully fill this out. Yeah, what a, well first of all, you're a good person, but lie, lie, lie. Well I did, I just said no, but I made it sound

like I was like, I've been friends with him for 13 years. We're like, he's the sweetest, greatest guy I've ever met. He'll fucking give you the shirt off his own back. And then they're like, have you seen where he lives? And I'm like, not really, no, no idea where he lives. Probably a big mansion, I don't know. I think you probably have a big mansion. I think you might be the first guy ever in this program

who's telling your friends you need this. You know what I mean? I just, I have like. There's not a single other big brother applicant who's telling his friends to lie. No, well it doesn't, honestly. They're all very much in a position to be like, just tell the truth.

Community service. It honestly doesn't matter. Talk about my BMW, in a position to be like, just tell the truth. Yeah. It honestly doesn't matter though. Talk about my BMW, talk about my mansion. Why would I take the child, even if I had an apartment, why would I ever have the kid there? That's so weird. First off, why? Come over and watch a movie, that's so fucking weird.

Why do you? Metaphilic or something. Metaphilic, it's creepy. Yeah, but then what do you do? Everything. What? If you're not the dad of a kid or like the close friends of the parents parents it is pedophilic to do

If I can anything so the whole concept What you do is like well first of all like there's these kids don't have dads and oftentimes They've been like abused the group in a drug-infested area And they have literally no one that can be like a good influence on them their teachers Don't give a fuck about them. They fucking their lives probably fucking suck imagine. I would like school in South Central It's gotta be fucking nightmarish and like this is this draw pedophiles though this thing where it's like I mean look you're passing it so it's not that good of a bad No, you're not pedophile, but yeah, but the other guys aren't on record being pedophiles, but they are well

You're supposed to like you know you you get you take them to baseball games and shit And you show them like responsible people like yeah, they're gonna hang out with you guys Yeah, I told I'd set like I told the guy was like hey like you know I friends that are artists like I don't think I'm gonna take him to a comedy show because it's very inappropriate But like you know maybe if there's like a you ever do like clean shows or anything? No. No. Yeah. I saw them.

And I'll have no part of this. You don't want to be like, I'm very impressed. Most guys with your- You make a living doing art and shit. This is cool. You can show them the studio. You can do this one day.

It's a little baby. Yeah, yeah. It's nice. I just think most guys with your profile and stats in the program, it would be like court ordered Like it feels like a judge is making you do this I you know, it's like I just watched Magnum PI and like Was he a big brother of the show? No, he coached a little league team and that's why you decided to do this

He was the coolest guy ever at his shit together. Well, if I try to be as close to Magnum PI as possible, that's your new philosophy. Yeah, and start with hanging out with kids. You're on your way. But Joe, why are you adding this to the equation though? You're already, okay, you have like a- It's two times a month.

You're in like a writers group. That's fine. I'm a part of a social club. You really are a kicksass. Can we go there tonight so you can stop fucking? If once you go there, you'll be like, oh, this kicks ass. I'm never, yeah.

We're going there tonight. No. Yeah. You live, every time you have any time off from your job as a bartender at a train station, your days off, you have the same schedule as like a 70 year old like queer man That like is just trying to fill his lonely days

I'm a biker. I could never I could never have kids, but I adopted a little black boy and Now I'm in a riding club Queers ride bikes. I'll show them today. I love that vibration on my Harley when I'm like Bikers when I'm like fucking eight years old. I'm like dying in a bit, okay I'm not gonna think back and be like, you know my 20s. I you know, my 20s was kind of remember anything You can't even remember this morning Moments in our life. Well, it doesn't matter if I remember it remembers It's like what you do to the people around you and the all that you're all that's left when you die

It's the connections you've made and all the people that know you and trying to make as many connections as possible I'm not saying there are people out there that rely on me Yeah, besides like my people my family shit But like, you know There are a lot of people who know me and know who I am and like that's very important to me that like I I've made And right now if I got fucking killed Besides you guys nobody remember me in a year That's crazy. No, it's true. No, it's not my family besides you guys like, you know who I'm talking about

Everybody yeah exactly But like the goal is but you know, the goal is is when you if you pass away There should be a the most the more people that man that guy fucking kicked ass that Guy was cool. I made a difference The day you're fucking dead you can't see it. That's life's biggest No, but that's all that matter and who gives a shit all that matters is you're making a different You should be able to you should alienate everybody in your life by the time you die and then no one shows up to your funeral And you go who cares anyway, I'm already fucking dead. I can't even see this big parade for me. It's bullshit

I don't want a big prey. Thanks. You should give up on this kid. You should fucking hunker down and make money. Yeah Volunteering is like the last. I'm kidding. Hopeless like people do that is the last bastion of a lot of hopeless people is that Alright, I'm gonna volunteer. What are you talking about? That is what people who are like deeply noble thing when you know and that's and that's what I'm saying is that people who have like lost all hope no like a lot of addicts that I know and stuff like that that's like court ordered shit no like what I'd like to feel better they'll just go like all right I'm gonna start giving back to the community for an utter scumbag yeah but wait I'm saying it's a nice thing.

It's people that are like, they need something. Well at least they do that. No, I'm saying it's good. I'm saying it's a good way to grasp onto something, to give back, to put yourself outside of selfish desires. I was playing into- Let me help others. Yeah. That's true.

I was playing into a character there. Yeah, truly, the only thing you really have in life is to make an impact on as many people as possible and hope that people do. That is like, that is a, that is your, your human, um, uh, what is it? Uh, the equity or, you know, like grow it like, like, like, you know, growing, growing your human currency is just the amount of people that like remember you fondly. Yeah, you die alone but you live amongst men. Or like you and stuff, yeah. Yeah.

What was that you said you die alone but you live amongst men? And I heard that quote and I thought it was amazing. What is this, like a David Ayer quote from like Bright? Well dude, it's from Red Dead Redemption which blew my mind because it's such a great quote. But it's true, it's like you will die alone but people who like isolate themselves because it's such a great quote But it's true. It's like you will die alone, but you you people who like isolate themselves It's the most silly thing ever because like all you have is the connections you make and I'm not gonna die alone If I'm in a hospital bed, and I'm dying I'm gonna know everyone's around me. I'm gonna kill them all with me I hope I'm the last one alive so I could fuck

I have this great life. I hope I'm the last one alive so I can fucking suffocate you with a pillow. I have this great life, like I really helped people. I made an impact. You have 12 grandchildren. I have a bunch of grandkids. I just, I really, but then at the very end, they go, yeah, grandpa shot seven people in his hospital. You took a first shooting on your deathbed. You didn't want it, and then people go,

what the fuck, was he insane? They go, he didn't want to die alone. He just didn't want to die alone. They're gonna like, grandpa, we're gonna miss you so much. Like this idea that if you don't die alone, if people die in the same minute as you, and then you all ascend from your bodies, and you just high-fiving each other like,

yeah, I guess we're all doing this together, huh? This ascension alone would have been really sad. It's still pretty brutal to die regardless, I think. Even if you're holding your fucking child's hand, it's like you're still dying, you're dying. I think it's probably beautiful. I know, but also I think we gotta- It's a similar way to look at it,

but in reality it's like I'm in a lot of pain. It's horrifying, yeah. I'm suffocating. I mean, you know. It's completely similar way to look at it, but in reality, it's like I'm in a lot of pain. It's horrifying, yeah. I'm suffocating. I mean, you know. It's completely terrifying, but you know, the only thing we can go with is the fact we don't remember how we got here. I like that.

I didn't have a bunch of pain and scared suffering when I got here. I mean, I know my stupid baby brain was crying and shit, but I don't remember any of that. I don't know, no one knows what the fuck happened. We just, it happened. No. So why would the exiting be any different?

I'm saying the lead up and then it's back to nothingness, but the lead up can be very painful and gruesome. Oh, of course, of course. I think the knowing nothing is scarier than. That's the worst part of the sick game that fucking evil kid named God plays on us. That little sick kid. I'll kill him.

He's a sicko. I wanna go to heaven so I can kill God. We're 12 year old ages. All right, anyway, God loves this. We're gonna talk about Dan Schneider. Bennery is shining light on the quote dark side of kids TV. Nickelodeon was called to some of the most popular

children's shows in the 90s and early 2000s. Now two of those child stars say some of the sketches they were asked to do were torture for the kids on set. ABC's Eva Pilgrim. Check that story. Yeah, those are two good. For children of the 90s and early 2000s, Nickelodeon was called to some of the most popular shows of the era. From the sketch comedy hit All That... To The Amanda show. But in the new investigation discovery docu-series,

Quiet on the Set, the dark side of kids TV, some of the former child stars behind those shows say they were subjected to inappropriate work environments. One star even claiming- Real quick, did they ever, did they tap Amanda Bynes for this documentary at all? No, I don't think so. She's probably too fucked up.

She does the most fucked up. She does Dales of West Hollywood now. I know, my brother was in rehab with her. Oh, that kicks ass. Your brother is literally fucking Bubba Gump. It's Kirst Gump. It's Kirst Gump. It's Bubba Gump.

Yeah. She works at a nail salon? She's a nail tech. Yeah. Yeah, she was, if you follow her on Instagram, it's just nail tech shit now. Damn, that really means these people have no money. Well, she's not. Oh yeah, she was I if you follow on Instagram like it's just like nail tech shit now damn that really means these people They have no money. Well. She's not oh yeah She's not I saw her and I saw her in Target like two months ago, and it like startled me to my core

She's like going through towels, but she was like manically pacing around a poor woman She's this giant star tattoo on her cheek, and she's no eyebrows. She does she got a fucking It's done so poorly. It's like a kid drew a heart on her face. It's really fucked up looking. She has no eyebrows and she looks absolutely insane. It's really upsetting. God damn it. Dude, I'm not kidding.

Amanda Bynes was like a Lucille Ball, like as a kid. She was like insanely talented. Incredibly talented. She was huge. Yeah. I was a boy and I was like, oh, girls are icky and I'm, you know, fat and fuck you. But she was great. I loved Amanda Bynes. Man of show. I had a huge and I was like girls are icky and I'm you know fat and fuck you but but she was great

I loved Amanda Bynes. Amanda Show. Had a huge crush on her. She's all that. Yeah You know what is she's a big fat liar. Big fat liar. Big fat liar. Even Easy A that was later in her career Yeah, that's how long she lasted. Easy A wasn't that long ago. That's true. That's true. And she was great in that Yeah, yeah, she was in rehab with my brother in North Hollywood. What did he say? He just would mention she was there. He also got kicked out I feel like I've told us on a podcast before but he got kicked out of rehab because he a million things he was being racist Oh, yeah, dude. He would just say like slurs to people they pissed him off and it was really bad Like he called he called one of his like roommates like a black retard or something like that

He really was like the worst like if you're trying to get sober. I couldn't imagine a worse person He called one of his roommates a black retard or something like that. That's awesome. He really was the worst. If you're trying to get sober, I couldn't imagine a worse person. He's not in it to win it. He's mad that he's there. He's racist. He's calling people beaners. It's the worst possible.

People are like, they're white-knuckling life. My brother's like, you're fucking fag. Old Barry Fritz, fairy fag. He's saying mean things and I The final straw and I'm not making this up. This is not hyperbolic and my dad got called by the rehab I feel bad even saying this but my dad called the rehab and they're like, hey your son You got to come pick him up. He's he's done and he was like my dad was like Well, why and a grown man the man who ran the rehab had to tell my dad

That him and his roommate got into an argument and my brother farted into his hand. He cupped a fart and threw it into his roommate's face. Like a Hadouken? Literally like a Hadouken. He cameo-meo-waved his roommate with a stinky fart. But just imagine you're in, first of all, you're in rehab, you shouldn't be fighting with anybody. Like, especially people trying to get sober with you.

And you are losing your mind in this argument, this guy who makes no sense. He just goes, and whips it at your face. The guy like tried to kill my brother and they had to break it up and like that. God damn. That was a big dude. Yeah, he's a big dude.

But it's very funny. It's like, I didn't realize what rock bottom Amanda Bynes had hit until I realized that she had seen that. She was around that. It's awesome. She saw that. Your brother probably gave her the tattoo on her face. He's like second folk.

He's a turd. Dude, your brother was so funny at the last show. He came up to me and he was like, he's like, you seen Goodfellas? I was like, yeah, great fucking great movie. He goes, yeah, casino. I'm familiar. It's another great movie.

He was like, yeah, and then the departed. He does these funny laughs after he was saying, he goes, yeah, and then there departed. He does these funny laughs after he was saying, he goes, hey yeah, and then there's the departed. He goes, ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. And then he talked about his vape for like 10 minutes with me.

I was like, those are good, I've seen those around. You know, the voltage on it. He goes, you can see the charge. He used to see how much juice is in it, the charge is on there right there. It's like, also you switch this, like the carp, they make it bigger, and it's like bigger fatter clouds. He was so funny at your wedding I was talking and like John and I showed up, but he was like

fucking wedding He like when that's like his only virgin, you know That's only the way he knows how to hang out guys is by being like a dick gay bad shit But but he there's no like nuance or there's nothing gentle about it. It's just brutally mean. I just like him. So yeah. John and I talk about the most disgusting stuff ever just all the time.

And so John and I were just talking and he was standing there and just somehow we got into John's cock. John has two cock holes. Yeah, hypospadia. Yep. And so John was like talking about I guess, two cockles. And your brother's just listening, vaping. And he's like, uh-huh, yeah, all right. And then we're wrapping up that part of the convo.

And he goes, hey, hey, two cockles. He goes, one's got AIDS, one doesn't. I forgot about that. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good for Dylan. He's also extremely talented, aren't he's pretty good for Dylan. He's also, he's extremely talented. Yeah, he's honest.

Yeah, I know he's great. No, the one, there's like one blary moment in my childhood where we're all hanging out, and it was like a prime example of my brother like taking the roasts too far, because he doesn't, he has no comedic timing whatsoever. And my friend had just like broken up with his girlfriend, and she immediately started fucking another guy

and then like they got back together and we're all just making fun of this one friend for being like an idiot. The way we like make fun of you. You're dumb ass. And my brother goes, dude, what's Doug's cum taste like? How does it feel to have Doug's sloppy fucking seconds? And we're like, oh my god. We were calling him stupid.

Jesus Christ. But that's him to a T. Anyway, I'm sorry, that idea railed it. No, no, not at all. No, I love that. He was sexually abused. If we don't get all these people out of here in less than two hours, our lives are over.

Drake Bell from the show Drake and Josh revealing for the first time publicly that he is the John Doe victim in the 2003 child sexual abuse case against his dialogue coach Brian Peck. Bell claims that Peck purposely isolated him from his father, who was also his manager. Drake's dad looks fucking awesome. I think Brian got a sense that my dad was on the watch. And so he started to really drive a wedge

between my dad and me. He started talking about how my dad's stealing my money, nobody likes that my dad's on set, he's a real problem. I was believing it because he's been in this business for so long and he must know more than us. Peck was convicted in 2004, sentenced to 16 months in prison and is now a registered sex offender. Bell says that abuse put him on a path of self-destruction, including two DUIs and a

2021 child in danger. And a music career. Conviction. Nickelodeon sang in a statement, we are dismayed and saddened to learn of the trauma He has endured and we commend and support the strength required to come forward There's a lot of people who get raped that don't like fucking abuse children though So like I hate that excuse when they're like, well, I was fucking molested So I had to like, you know molest a bunch of kids and shit. No, I'm thinking I don't think Drake Bell is a good person

No horrible guy and I think this is like him trying to like one last ditch effort. Exactly. I mean, I think bad things happen to him, but I think that he's hoping that this will be like a comeback story. What has he done? He like didn't come to Josh's wedding, right?

Yeah, that was the big fallout. I heard he was bad. That's when the first domino fell. See, he was too. No, no, he was like, he was doing like Chris D'Alia shit. Yeah, he was like jerking off for like 14 year old girls. Like fucking like fucking young teens and stuff like that. I heard that story was he found out her age

and then they'd never texted again. There's a million stories. There's a million? Yeah, it's a D'Alia thing. Well, he was raped. By the way, do you know when he's like insanely. It's a circle. And I go, right, right, right. We do that for an hour and a half. Yeah, I go like John never said. And I go, right, right, right.

We do that for an hour now. Yeah, I go like John never said anything. I go, well, he was raped. No, no, but he was like, you know, like he was doing like Chris Delia stuff. He was allowed to. You're right, you're right. It's a blank check for rape.

But there were so many women. It's a blank check for rape. You get molested. You keep going, but he was raped. But he was raped. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he goes, there were so many women. But there was a lot of women. Right, but he was raped. But he was raped. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he goes, there's so many women. But there was a lot of women.

Right, but he was raped by Brian Penn. I forgot, I did forget about that. I forgot about that. So it's fine. But they were like 14, 15 years old. Didn't he have to go have a music career in Mexico? He's so famous in Mexico. Yeah, he's a huge star in Mexico, right?

That's what I was just gonna say. He's insanely, he plays like arenas in Mexico. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still. And he speaks fluent Spanish, Yeah, no, he's huge He's not Mexican at all and he literally like he writes songs in Spanish he speaks to all his fans Spanish Yeah, he's like Elvis in Mexico Yeah, yeah, it's awesome

Yeah, it's like him in like Peso Pluma. Me amor, niño, me amor, niño. That's his number one hit. He said me amor, niños. Me amor, niños. Me gusta. I love to hear. Me gusta, kid pussy. Your mother is puta madre. That's madre's mom, too, right?

I've kind of purposely not learned any Spanish, which is crazy, being born in LA. It's embarrassing how little Spanish I know. Because the schools made, they really wanted me to, and I go, you know what, go fuck yourself. They acted like I would never have a job if I didn't learn it. And now look at me now.

I really have no shoes. Look at me now! I should really. Monty corn retardos! That's my favorite thing is this ritardo. But yeah, anyway. That's a horrible fucking sweater. To know that there was a monster among us. Giovanni Samuels and Brian Merms. Oh I love this kid, he was in fucking Hardball.

He kicks ass. And this girl was great though. In all that, in 2001. Who's he in Hardball? He's the kid in Hardball with the headband. The pitcher? He's like Glock, nine millimeter. He's like the funny one in Hardball. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like he's the clown. Yeah. Closely with the child actors. When you saw the movie for the 15 months. I remember all these people. These were like, this was my SNL. All that. It's him.

I cried. We weren't close with Drake, but we were around him. He was a legend. You know what's funny is that soon, they will just be talking about the actual Drake. Yeah. In like 15 years, they will just be like, He's due.

Yeah, it'll be like Aubrey Marcus. There will be like a surviving Drake documentary. What is it? Why did I say Aubrey Marcus? Biggest dude. Is his last name Martin? No, no, no. His name's Aubrey. Aubrey Graham.

Aubrey, I'm talking about the, I'm thinking of a Joe Rogan, Scheister. And so to find out that he was being harmed. Really hard. In a terrible way, it infuriated me. He goes, I heard he ordered fish from a

diner and I ought to deliver it to him. And Samuel's also speaking about former writer and executive producer Dan Schneier. They made scrapbooks. Nickelodeon parted ways with in 2018. He goes oh thank you for this award. I'm gonna shove it right up my ass. Do anything thicker than this. Dan. She goes, first of all, I love Dan. Black children on a Nickelodeon. What if the show doesn't get the answers that they want when they talk about Dan?

They're like, Dan was wild. Dan was just crazy and shit. He a real one though. He a real one. He put us on. He never touched me. a real one though. He a real one. He put us on. He never touched me. He put us on. He put us on.

We put us on. We got that bag. We up. Set, where? We were overlooked. The actors were calling sketches written by Schneider's team. That's such a pedophile. Jesus.

It's literally like, I've done this joke a million times, but if I was the judge and he was in court and I would be like, just jury, you can go home, life. We're out of here. He failed the eye test. You are a disgusting fat pig. The fact that anyone even accused you of this, it's true. I don't care if it was one person, it's true, you're done.

Also, I love that they're being interviewed because they're also just admitting that he's racist also. Yeah, they're like, and we weren't in any sketches. We weren't in sketches, he wouldn't molest us, we're done. Also, I love that they're being interviewed because they're also just admitting that he's racist also. Yeah, they're like, and we weren't in any sketches. We weren't in sketches, he wouldn't molest us, we're black. So, you know, real bad guy. Yeah, yeah, he had a racist pedophile cock. We're torture moments for all of us. Kearns Deer had him covered in peanut butter

and then ripped by dogs. The whole show was just kids putting goo on the... What the hell? I was saying, I don't like this. And to see that. Peanut butter was invented by a black. And to have voice. No it wasn't.

What? And to be ignored because, oh it's funny. Yeah. That is crazy. Who was it funny for? Right. What for me? That's so creepy.

Um, okay, hold on. Let me, like, come on. Let me come in with some fucking truth here. It was fucking hilarious to me. When I was a fucking kid, we all liked it. I didn't know any better. I wasn't like, I think there's a fat pedophile running, pulling the strings, but I was just like,

ah, ah, ah, ah, these charismatic kids doing things I wanna do. I wanna fuckin' act. I have charisma. I'll suck a dick. news shows and they go, they go, so I asked them questions as we wandered through Skid Row. Like, they're always in the worst neighborhood

as they walk around. Tainted after watching it. She goes, see these people? But I hope that- They were on Nickelodeon. Feel grateful yet? Yeah. Now about the hostile workplace allegations,

Nickelodeon tells ABC News, while it cannot corroborate or negate allegations of behavior from productions decades ago, it investigates complaints as part of our commitment to fostering a safe and professional. What does Nickelodeon even do anymore? Let's talk about it real quick, because I have kind of a funny story about Nickelodeon.

I once hung out with, I was hanging out with the great Jack Knight, rest in peace, and we wound up at a, the current, where this was like 2018, 2019, at that time, the current head of Nickelodeon's place, like the president of Nickelodeon or whatever, who looks like Dan Schneider is a woman though. It was just a lesbian fat woman that looks like John Goodman

in like the big Lebowski movie. It was Dana Schneider. And we're at this like big fucking, kind of like, it was a big mansion, but it was one of those like sad mansions where like they didn't know what to do with like most rooms. So you know but it was one of those sad mansions where they didn't know what to do with most rooms. So it was just, whatever. There was lesbian shit all over it,

and then just a big pool, and a bunch of people hanging out. I don't know why we were there, and we're standing by the pool talking, Jack and I, and then the head of it, this lesbian lady, kept kind of wanting attention, thinking she could wield some power, anyone gave a fuck about Nickelodeon or whatever that meant.

And she started, she kept saying things over to us while we were all talking, like, right, right, right, right, we get it, okay, ha ha. And then she started doing cannonballs into the pool. Like a fucking clown. Huge cannonballs. And we're getting sprayed, and Jack started getting annoyed, and we're all drinking. And I we're getting like sprayed and Jack started getting like annoyed

and we're all drinking. And I saw this look in Jack's eye where I was like, oh, I could always tell like when he was like, I'm gonna start going off on the people. He got splashed. He got splashed. He got like a little bit splashed. He got slimed.

He got slimed. And so I was like, oh, are you, do I have the go ahead? Cause I was kind of like his attack dog. It was kind of like he was Brad Pitt and he would go, and I would just jump. And I just started making jokes about where even are we? What even is this? Are you really the Nickelodeon person?

Are we in some weird fever dream? What the fuck? Truly the most disrespectful man of all time. Truly crazy. So you're invited to a party, you're like, who even are you? Well, I was being charming. Yeah, yeah.

I had a layer of charm. But then Jack started making fun of even his friends that I don't really remember who were there, but just saying, man, isn't it crazy, the longer you do this, the more unfunny you become. His friends were all talking about shows they're working on. We had a good time. We were really being, we were kinda separating ourselves

from being mean. And then the lady kept doing cannibals. And then Jack and I just started doing this whole rant about how I started like loudly saying like, is Amanda Bynes in this home? Like is she in the basement? Is Amanda Bynes in the basement? And we weren't escorted out or anything,

but it was made apparent the party was now over and we left. But it was very funny to be, I was like, I witnessed the new Dan Schneider, who's not doing anything wrong. I don't know who this lady is. We don't know that. We don't know that.

She might be. God knows. She probably's up to no good. God knows, you know? But yeah, it was just a funny time. It was like, and now to see all the Amanda Bynes stuff really come out and this documentary come out because at that time people Were kind of like yeah, and that's all she just lost her mind like these are just there's no real

Founded evidence of any of this stuff and it all is like that was the CEO at the time of Nickelodeon, right? Or like some had it was the new it was the new like it was the new Person in charge of all programming. She's fully aware of the background 100% on binds and when we saw it. Yeah, she heard that I knew things Nobody knew when we said that when we said that shit everyone got really tight Everyone got really yeah, it was interesting because they are all complicit. It was interesting there They all know we had a hand in what happened to binds Hey, alright.

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that sheathunderwear.com promo code HATEWATCH gets Sheath Underwear. Support the show, support your balls. Back to the show. Yeah. Her eyebrows are essentially ours. They have been framed in the fucking living room. If you ever heard the theory that Valerie put me on to this, there's no truth in it at all.

But there's a whole theory with the child actress. This is complete made up bullshit. But I do like the idea of it. They've all been microchipped in their brains from an early age. But every seven years they need maintenance on the microchipped in their brains from an early age, but they need like seven every seven years They need maintenance on the microchip and if they evade anyway, like Hollywood, you know, like Like capture the microchip the microchip malfunctions and that's why they lose their fucking minds and all that Valerie's from this whole chart I'm into it that made me laugh so hard because it was always seven years

There's like the way the way the person made this try was like every seven years. They're like helpers. That's a great movie. It's like Suicide Squad. Yeah, pretty much. Famous Jeff Jackson, you haven't done what we wanted you to do. Activated.

The kid who played Anakin Skywalker, if he doesn't do it, he's a police chase. It's like the microchip in Mission Impossible 3. I'd place the charge in your head. I believe that now. Yeah, yeah. I kind of am into it. I like that idea a lot. It's the seven year it in your head. I believe that now. I'm kind of into it. I like that idea a lot.

It's the seven year itch. Yeah. Supporting it now. Yeah, I remember being like, that's bullshit, but I love the idea of this being real, possibly. I mean, I'll believe anything. Yeah. Sure. At this point.

I'll literally believe anything at this point. Yeah. You mean John's a good big brother to an orphan. Exactly, I'm pretending he's gonna be great at this. I remember when people used to look at me crazy for mentioning the name Jeffrey Epstein. They act like the guy I'd never even, they'd be like, that guy does, what are you talking about?

It's a fake guy. Can we talk about the fucking, our year long, can we even mention this on YouTube, our year long stint? Pizza game. Yeah, can we say mention this on YouTube? Our year long stint? Pizza Gate! Yeah, can we say Pizza Gate? We had all the files, we had all the accounts. Dude, we were, I was coming over here like three.

We had all the art, we had all the art, John and I were on it. Oh my God. We were totally on it, everyone acted like we were complete maniac psychopaths. You were on it way before I even knew what it was. I know. Dude, we would come here and watch Pizza Gate shit

for like hours. It caked so, it was. And then they deleted all the YouTube accounts of all these people that were making... I think we'll get flagged. And they weren't crazy people. They were just like people like, this is weird, this is weird. And these women worked... One of these women worked... He had like a master's degree from some Ivy League college...

The woman in Argentina. Yeah, the woman who really broke a lot of... I forget her name. I forget her name. She's wonderful. Deleted all the accounts, couldn't anything and then and then a couple years later It's like it's just like a joke like empty didn't kill him to ha ha ha we all know that the government's run by satanic pedophiles She took a machine gun and do a pizza hut and then suddenly to the joke

You know, it gets like Maxwell is just only what the fuck you say she's running a marathon They allow her she's at a prison where they allow them to run marathons and shit Outside yeah of the jail. Yeah, just like a camp dude It's it's like a marathon inside the key. I hope it's like in the shoe right here's the run it There's like an area brotherhood guy like doing like fucking like like squats with a guy on his shoulders like yeah, uh But yeah, no me and Devon were heavy in the pizza gate. Which we'll probably have to edit that out. They should have the marathon.

I think that's fine. I think it's okay now because it's like, it's a mainstream thing now. That's why it's so annoying. Yeah, dude. You live in a fucking, it's horrible. But it's so annoying. It's like dude, I was into the Kings of Leon

before you were, you know? That's what it feels like. Devon is a big Kings of Leon guy. You're like a hipster when it comes to pan-feeling. Yeah, I knew, I liked fucking, I was listening to Tranny. Well, you fucks are all getting on to sex on fire. There we go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

All right. It wasn't dealing with anybody on the shows or anything, right? It was a child actor. On one of our shows. Who's this? Yes. The guy that worked for, worked for Nickelodeon,

he's finding out like something, like if something horrible. He's the worst. He's the worst at pretending. guy that worked for Nickelodeon. He's finding out like something, like something horrible. He's the worst judge. He's pretending. Worst acting of all time. He goes, who? He immediately gets on his phone. He starts, he starts booking flights.

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According to Today.com, Drake tells his story for the first time publicly. Do you think things are getting so bad for for Schneider that he's telling people that they are he Dan Schneider he goes no no I'm Jared Fogel. I put the white back on. Reportedly revealing he was the unnamed minor in the 2004 sexual assault conviction of acting coach Brian- Any guy making this face like it's wacky and funny, they just fucking shoot him in the head, honestly.

Even if they're not a pedophile, I just hate that. I hate thinking that's funny. Fuck you. Peck, the former child star, was quoted as saying in the film that the coach abused him over explicit months- Great. Very good.

Allegedly turned the brain against his father, who had become suspicious of Peck, and ultimately his mother and stepfather. What the fuck is that? According to Today, Drake says his separation from his family meant he often spent the night at Peck's home. The Drake and Josh alum reportedly says that one morning, quote, I woke up and he was sexually assaulting me. And I froze and was in complete shock and had no idea what to do or how to react He says he later revealed the abuse to his mother who called police According to court records viewed by e-news the acting coach now 63 was convicted of oh, yeah

They had a big pickle thing. Yeah, what's up with the pickle? Remember that they had a bunch of like these pickles in a Drake's ass They had a bunch of slimy pickles like all it was like it was either come or dick shaped object Yeah, crazy urges that included lewd act upon a child 14 or 15 by a person 10 years or older and even that The mallet it's dick shaped. I mean, it's all adding up here This long This long hallway? You're in a gavel! That's a gaming asshole! That's a cock-trick hallway!

The hallway looks like it could go up somebody's ass! And the bars on the prison cells, those could go right up your ass! 16. He served over a year in prison and was made to register as a sex offender. E! News has reached out to Brian Peck, Dan Schneider, and Nickelodeon for comment, but has not yet heard back. In a statement, John BC News and Nickel...

So wait, they're both free? They're both not in jail? Yeah, they're fuckin'. Schneider never went to jail. Schneider never went to jail, cause there's nothing really, they don't really have much on them besides like horrible workplace shit

and just kind of like making the kids do weird things and sketches. Yeah. Peck has stuff on him. Yeah. He went to jail though for like 16 months or whatever. 18 months and he's a sexual he's has the lies of sign up as a sexual Schneider walked out like fat Kaiser so say he like literally was going down the street

audience spokesperson says quote now that Drake Bell has disclosed his identity as he was great breaking bad regardless we are Go back to the last frame Jokes late, but a Kaiser roll so say But a Kaiser also say 2004 case we are dismayed and saddened to learn of the trauma He has endured and we commend and support the strength required to come forward as far as the workplace Dan Schneider addressed in the documentary a spokesperson for the 58 year old previously told E! News He understood what they were going through and he was their biggest champion The fact is many of the kids on these shows are put in the untenable position of becoming the breadwinner for their family

And the pressure that comes along with that He's so fucking fat He's so fat He's got like a dog, he's got like a bulldog face or something. Look at his hair too. Dude, it's crazy. He's like, I straighten my hair. This awful fucking bowl cut.

He's like, I look just like Drake, right? Tell me I look like Drake, he's so hot. ...all the time on every set every day. However, it is still a hard place to be a kid and nobody knew that better than day Yeah, so now I think we can watch this because it's like an independent Are you gonna bring up the Ned declassified guys? I can but hold on Brian Peck did a big interview with some I think this is like a crazy guy on Twitter

I think this is like a black guy that like hates black people or something But he's like a hotel list of topics that I'd like to love black people. Is there anything? Yeah That's not the Haley. Oh, absolutely watching over the past two nights. It was very difficult me facing my past behaviors Some people look like Brian Cox that I regret. He looks like Dodge duck But you know what it looks kind of like dodgeball You can dodge your wrench, you can dodge my cock. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, why am I gonna take yesterday? Why would you do this in her role? It was wrong They would have his like fat. He would have his fat like female writers like he would want them to give him massages. That's cool It was wrong thing

It is true I apologize to anybody that I ever put in that situation and even additional I'm not a pedophile That's why I'm wearing this weird purple vest over a teal shirt. And I have this great facial hair. He looks like some shit. These guys. He's like, do I look like I have anything to hide? He goes, come on. He goes, what a bad guy.

Have the exact Richard Kuklinski goatee. He goes, what a pedophile have. I have, look at me, I look kick ass. I apologize to the people who were walking around Video Village or wherever they happened because there were lots of people there who witnessed it who also may have felt uncomfortable. He looks like Saddam Hussein got queer eyed. Holy fuck! Dan, talk to me about the rubber. From what I saw, not cool. I got queer I From what I saw

My god, honey enough of your WMD That photo Jonathan that marine holding so I'm gonna say no this his bloody nose was Jonathan's. Yes. Yeah, and fucking, like, that other guy, Anthony, is trying to teach him how to saute goat. He was trying to clean up the fucking hole he was underneath that farm in. Bobby's like, we totally redid your cave. Karamo's like, so I heard you have some trauma in your life. I heard you have some trauma in your life. I heard you hate curds.

I've heard you've caused some trauma in your life. This is too much gold, honey. Let me just say, no writer should ever feel uncomfortable in any writer's room. Ever. Period. The end. No excuses. Should ever feel uncomfortable in any writers room ever period the end no excuses Most TV writers comedy writers Trying to become straight where that a lot of times there are inappropriate jokes made and inappropriate topics Do you see this though? I'll get the goatee when I was leading the room And I shouldn't have done it, but pedophiles a different thing now pedophiles are gay tell you if you're fucking boys really bad

Is yeah, I remember very clearly my early experiences my first experiences in the entertainment business. I was green I was scared. I was excited It meant the world to me that I was getting those opportunities And I went in and I got lucky because they were great my first couple of experiences were fantastic And I got lucky because they were great my first couple of experiences were fantastic and the fact that that And the fact that I didn't pay that forward to every employee that walked through my door Yeah, it hurts my heart because I should have and I wish I could go back and fix that In the writers room guys, there's no I think he's an angel. I don't You know the jury's still out. He's a slider the jury's still out on Schneider

You know, the jury's still out on Schneider. The jury's still out on Schneider. Sometimes those jokes went beyond the pale and I said things that went too far or made practical jokes. That is the thing. So far I've watched two episodes of this doc and it's like, it's all great. Obviously he was putting in his weird sick ideas and delay having kids do shit and he's a creep

and you know, whatever. He never, he hasn't done anything yet in the doc. Has he done anything yet? Isn't this Peck? No, Peck is. Peck is. I saw that was Peck the entire time. Joey, you gotta keep up.

Peck is in jail right now. No, he's not. Peck is, or yeah. No, Peck's out. He's out, whatever. Is it that Peck? No, that's Schneider. Oh, my bad.

He lost a bunch of weight. He lost a lot of weight. Danny Boy Schneider. All right. My main man, D-Man. This is the D-Man. My bad. Dude, this is the Schneidster, dude. Come on, keep going.

I apologize. I thought the same thing. We went too far. No, this is D-Schneid. That was because I was inexperienced. I was immature. Wouldn't happen today, but I'm just really sorry it happened. Yeah, I'm really sorry.

Because I'm really sorry Black Dino. we know you've had a lot of success over two decades Thousands of he goes can I just say real quick? It's an honor to meet you to change Buster rhymes you haven't aged one Speak directly to the people who did not have a good experience with you. Okay, I would like to speak Oh you fucking me because I hate that anybody worked for me and didn not have a good experience with you. Okay, I would like to speak to the people because I hate that anybody worked for me and didn't have a good time.

You know me, you've been on my sets. Look, I've had some employees that have worked for me for 10 years, some more than 20 years, who would work with me again, but not everybody. There's still a significant number that didn't have a great time working for me. So my batting average isn't nearly high enough in that area. And the way they wouldn't get the best of me

is that I would let the pressure of doing 40 or even more episodes per year, I would let that pressure get to me, which a good boss should never ever do. Was there specific things that you were doing? Sure, I would snap at people sometimes. I would be snarky when I could have given them a nicer answer.

For example, I would stage a sketch where Ariana Grande jacked off a potato. I once asked Kenan Thompson what that bussy do. These are things that I regret. These are things that I regret. I have some regrets. I remember one time me and Cal Mitchell poured orange soda all over each other

and we jacked each other off. But there's a few things I regret, but I'm pretty sure Cal was almost 18. He goes, people don't know this, but in the Kenan sketch where he plays the Frenchman in the bathtub, he had no bottoms on. So he was butt naked in the tub. Show, it made me, there were so many times.

Do I look like a pedophile? He goes, come on. He goes, he goes, come on, Mr. Jamal. He doesn't even get to know his name. He goes, he goes, Mr. Jamal. He goes, would a pedophile have on these dope Air Max? Look at my dope kicks. Spread the Air Maxes out.

With the love of God. He goes, all right, man, cut this shit. Offer me the red pill Spread the end rexes that. For the love of God. He goes, alright man, cut this shit, offer me the red pill and the blue pill right now. Let me escape this Matrix, please. Where is that goddamn mirror that sucks me in? I wanted to pick up a phone and call some of those people and say, I'm so sorry and let's talk about it. I wish you had a better time, and I wish I could have shown you a better experience. Yeah.

Now, you've written hundreds of episodes. Thousands of jokes have been told. Yeah. But currently, where we are, Thousands of jokes. Some of those jokes are inappropriate for children. I, Carly, was straight comedy, bro. What do you think of that?

All these jokes that you're speaking of. This is what you're gonna say one day, Devin. Listen, all these jokes that you're speaking of were Trojan horses for me being a pedophile. I was hiding, I was hiding inside of a big horse and I wanted to fuck kids But I couldn't so I had the horse come in for me What are you Gomez on Nickelodeon? Disney Channel.

Oh, who? What is? What if it's a Waverly play? That was her. That's Disney, yeah. What if he tries to get into break and he's just like, look man, I like pussy. You fuck with pussy?

And he's like, hey yeah brother, I fuck with pussy. And the interview just ends. Shit, I didn't think about it like that, brother. He goes, listen, I am Ruby Rose's number one donator on all of this. That the show covered over the past two nights. Every one of those jokes was written for a kid audience, because kids thought they were funny, and only funny.

OK? Now we have some adults looking back at them 20 years later through their lens, and they're looking at them and they're saying, you know, there's a girl here. They're saying this looks like Bacardi stuff. I have no problem with that. If that's how anyone feels,

let's cut those jokes out of the show. Just like I would have done 20 years ago. When a newscaster is getting fucked by 16 different men. I want everyone to like, the more people who like the show, the happier I am. So if there's anything in a show that needs to be cut because it's upsetting somebody, let's cut it. I would have happily worked for Schneider.

I think it's big for you to say, I know you would. It's your work. If it's viewed as that today, I would love to have worked under Schneider. I don't really, still, the jury's still out on D. Schneid. He earned your trust and you like him. So you're biased. I just don't quite under, you know, listen, he was running a- he was- you know, who knows how hard it is to run something like that.

Lost his dress. Your titty fucked up. You know, I can't think of anything. I don't know, fuckin' have Amanda Bynes get a cum shot. I'll put a bottle of champagne with get in and go. I don't even know what to do here. If I have Kel cum on Amanda's face. It's a slow day in the writer's room. He is, you don't understand.

You don't get it, man. Sometimes these kids are sleepy. You gotta give them cocaine. Got it. Was there drugs? Was he, were they saying- I mean, all these kids were getting fucked up. I don't think they were supplying the drugs.

Not like Dan Schneider was like, I mean, he probably was, but like, no. All those guys, like even Josh Peck was like, he's completely sober because he was getting fucked up. Yeah, you know, you know, it's like they were like all like 16 going to clubs and yeah, that's true. Yeah, I mean that's a solution. The last thing I want to ever do is put any content in a show. Last thing I ever want to do is fuck a huge adult woman. I think it, the last. No.

The last thing. I see adult women pussy, I go, yuck. The last thing I ever wanna do is put anybody in a sketch that's not a child. The last thing I wanna do is have any kid not have something explode in their face in one of my sketches. I just, I don't know what it is.

It's just so funny watching things explode. Every once I start laughing and then I realize the gravity of these sports. And I'm like, holy shit. Well, I mean, Josh Peck had a great life. Did he? The wackness. Come on, ring any bells?

Sir Ben Kingsley's greatest role, the Whackness. Fucking Mean Creek. Mm-hmm. I don't know, Josh Peck's been okay. Yeah, I mean, I think he had like a tough time off the heels of Nickelodeon, but he was an Oppenheimer. Ariana Grande is a great stuff. Oh, fuck off, he was.

Yeah, he was an Oppenheimer. Jesus. Ariana Grande, she's big. Oh yeah, that was Disney though, right? No, that was Nickelodeon. She was on Nickelodeon, too. Yeah, yeah was an oppa. Yeah, are you on a grande? She's big. Oh, yeah, that was Disney though, right? No, that was Nickelodeon Yeah, yeah Remember that scene the wackness where he comes in his pants immediately. Yeah, then he was like Schneider would be so proud of this The wackness is a fucking weird the weirdest movies I kind of love it I kind of love it to get some like nerdy fat Jewish kid who loves tagging,

who can't stop jacking off. The Ben Kingsley character? He's this therapist, but is breaking all rules of what being a therapist is. He's smoking weed. He's hanging out with him. Asking him about how he's getting pussy. Yeah, he's telling his other clients

he has a chronic masturbator. When I was a kid, I was like, that's New York. Me too. New York people are crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Method man's in it too, right? Method man. Here's the ice cream cart.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love it. Gotta rewatch the madness. I love the wackness. I love the wackness. I love the wackness. Why do you make them want to turn off the TV? Why would I ever want to do that?

That makes sense. I want to give you an opportunity to kind of elaborate on something, okay? The thought process from the series is you had the power to just write a joke. This guy's really deviate. No matter what it's going on TV. Yeah, now he's talking about like how they made the show. He was like the massages and he was like, yeah, whatever.

And then he just goes on that. What's your fucking creative process? Many, many levels of scrutiny. This is insane. We had executives in LA. We had executives in LA. We had executives in New York. So two coasts. Two coasts.

Oh wow. And by the way, approval at every stage, really. And I'm talking about wardrobe. I'm talking about makeup, sound sets, dialogue, jokes, everything. We had producers in New York, producers in LA. That's two different cities? No, no, not my color. No, these are my bosses. Bosses, and then their bosses, and then their bosses. Everything we have uses in your produces in LA that's two cities No, these are my bosses bosses and then their bosses and then their bosses and they're approving all of this Okay, okay, and we're also shooting it because the bosses approved the child cum shots

He's just flailing. He's like I you know, they had to go through a bunch of different levels to get proved Okay, so I'm not the only one responsible for all these kids getting slimed in the fucking bass, okay? Take them to jail. Take them to fucking jail, all right? Jesus Christ. Dude, how great would it be like a equalizer, like John Wick spin-off, or it's all through Nickelodeon.

It's just like a John Wick character who like sees these kids walking. He's the beekeeper. He's the beekeeper. He's the beekeeper. Yeah, he's the beekeeper He's the beekeeper for children. Yeah. Yeah, and just to see more Jason say them Yeah, yeah, go to protect the slime I want to see the famous Chet Jackson, but it's like a crow remake Rick comes back to life They get revenge on all the molested kids.

But he uses karate and all those fucking action moves. He's like Jason Bourne, but he's hunting. I wanna see a Chucky movie where Chucky was given to a kid that was like molested by Michael Jackson, and then Chucky comes back alive and then kills Michael Jackson. Well, Chucky doesn't. That's the weakest pitch so far, but.

That's actually really good, that's a really good one. Not great, not great. Chucky's the evil doll, right? I think we know who'd be given. He doesn't help people. He becomes good when he finds a child that loves him. In the writer's room, I think we know who'd be given Schneider the massager.

Yes. Yes. That'd be sick, though. Yes. I Be sick Bad riff You got sucker Had our string of bombs today adults and caregivers and the set teacher and the families, everybody's watching it.

And if anybody had said anything, hey, we don't like that, that's not appropriate, it would have been cut out. Yeah, right. I'm gonna push back a little bit. Sure. Okay. Because the series painted you in this way. Okay.

This is insane. That you were just the guy that was doing what he wanted and people were afraid to confront you about things So say just humor me say that that was the case What would have been the ultimate way to the Nuremberg trials were like if nobody in the job done, right? Dozens and dozens of adults that were on the set if they didn't say anything if my bosses said if they insisted you've got To make a change here. You got to cut that I had to do it, I had no choice. Got it.

But it's this bullshit. It kinda hit me. That was it? This is so stupid. Being a father, I wouldn't be opposed to my child being in the entertainment industry. Oh my God. Of course he would. I feel like Dan did his research on this guy.

It was like worst interviewer of all time. Dan Payne, this guy. I love this motherfucker. Look, this guy. Yeah worst interviewer of all time Work he opened by saying Dan said like I think that Not all of them not most of them but some did Nickelodeon wanted to do their version of fear factor at the time we were shooting all that So I was tasked with doing these on-air dares with the all that Can't we get with the writers and we come up with all these on-air dares with the all that cast With the peanut butter kid So we get with the writers and we come up with all these ideas and it's hard to do because we don't have the budget

Nick Lodin wanted to do their version of Fear Factor Okay, so instead of bull testicles the kids are gonna eat castrated human testicles It's Dan Schneider's testicles Dan Schneider's nuts Can't put the kids in dangerous situations like the adults are put in. So it was hard to come up with stuff. But we would come up with all these ideas of dares they could do. We go, what if the kid is in a room alone with me?

He's like, what if I? On Fear Factor. Eight hours. Eight hours alone with me. He goes, here's a dare. What if I dare Zach and Cody? We're in the Caribbean. He goes, here's a dare, what if I dare Zach and Cody, we're in the Caribbean. He goes, what if I dare Zach to eat my ass

while Cody sucks my dick? And if they don't, their career is over. That's the risk. Where's that, Zach and Cody were Disney Channel. Disney Channel, right. Yeah, I keep getting them mixed up. I'm running out of references. That's the risk. Zach and Cody were the Disney Channel. Disney Channel, right. Yeah, I keep getting them mixed up. I'm running out of references.

I actually remember that many Nickelodeon goes. I keep the Kell again. Keaton and Kell, all that, iCarly, Drake and Josh. What would Samus Jackson do? Was that Disney too? What if Dan Schneider? Catdog. What if Dan Schneider's like's like listen the only people I raped

We're cat dog And that's only one Okay, they have two heads so they have one I have a one-ass He goes judge judge two counts cat dog has a what ass Fucked Rocco To the network and they would say one tell us the ones that were okay, right? Those are the ones we shot those you rape Jimmy news you're on Given Johnny Bravo spit roast Given Jodi Bravo's spit roasted I was walking down the

I now know that there were people who did have problems with that And it was so funny Jodi Bravo was like, you're the only one here Jodi Bravo was Cartoon Network Oh, fuck off I forgot about it Fuck I'm nailing you

What was Nickelodeon? Was Nickelodeon Hey Arnold? Hey Arnold, Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Odd Parents, Angry Beavers. So Dan Schneider thinks he's talking... Fucks the Angry Beavers. All real monsters. I mean, live action though, I don't...

Gargles? Angry Beavers is based on Amanda Bynes' poster. Gargles might have been Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider thinks he's talking to Eugene from Herald. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe But if a kid was scared and didn't want to do it, kids shouldn't have had to do it. I think our tune idea is better. And if I had known at the time, I would have changed it. Listen, I changed, listen, Good Burger, you don't even want to know the real name. It's supposed to be called Good Bussie. And it was two, it was Kel and Kenan, and they were working at a shop and they served up Boy Bussie. It goes, in the first draft, in the first draft.

They're just flipping. Oh God. I gotta be honest, in the era, in the era we're really referencing it's, I think we kind of nailed the major ones and then it's like Clarissa explains it all. That was a huge one. I, I was. Icarly. Icarly, I said Icarly already.

Victorious and Zoey 101, Victorious is where Aria got it, that was her show. And then Zoey 101, that was Jamie Lynn Spears' show. So those were like, I guess, kind of our era. Who was Smart Guy? That was Disney Channel, Taj Mahal. That's a, what a shame. And then he goes, I could never get my hands on that damn smart guy. I'll be at all these dumb kids on set, but I just wanted smart guy.

But that fucking smart guy is too smart for me. You guys are probably going to say the intellect of an adult so I couldn't rape him. It was a different time, it was a different time. In my pilot of Rugrats, Angelica was a slut. That is another thing though, Connor, what was your joke about Rugrats at the end? Tommy comes in the camera space. I tweeted like years ago where I was like,

isn't it insane that he just busts on the lens of the camera? Oh, with the bottle? Yeah, because at the end of the Rugrats thing, he like squeezes the bottle, but in that angle, I have a screenshot of it. It looks like he's fully just like bukkake. Yeah, Nickelodeon was full of that shit.

That probably is a perv thing. It's a weird perv thing. God knows how many others out there, besides Schneider, are responsible for weird shit. That's so Raven can perceive the rape before it happens. Yeah. Disney Channel. It's Disney Channel again, though.

We gotta do, what like, what about like, what's the, was Miranda Cosgrove on Nickelodeon? Yeah, she was on Drake and Josh and then iCarly. And then iCarly. She's like the queen of Nickelodeon. She kinda took the Amanda Bynes spot. Yeah. Miranda Cosgrove.

iCarly was initially called iCome. Very good. All right, here we go. iCome. Hold on folks, hold on. Now we're back. Hey, Hold on folks, hold on. Hey, hey, hey, hold on, did you hear this one? You ever heard of this folks?

I don't know. I really don't remember, there's probably not that many live action shows on Nickelodeon. Drake and Josh, Jack it off. Okay, here we go folks. This is why we have to allow Disney references and stuff. We have to include Rick Derny.

We're gonna be doing I come and that. It's just like, come on. Yeah. I mean, come on. A halftime speech from our coach. Phelous, what are you doing out there? You're spiraling. Stop.

Oh. All right, I will allow Disney and Cartoon Network references. Perfect. I'll stop policing it. Okay. It's too late anyways. I feel like we nailed this. Yeah, I think we're good.

I think we're good with Schneider. Yeah, any body cam or anything? I do think that we should bring up those fucking Ned's Declassified kids. That was the other big Nickelodeon show. Okay, we'll do that because that was the other big thing. Who's Ned's Declassified? I don't even know this shit. Ned's Declassified School of Survival was a live-action show that I watched growing up

but it was about like these kids surviving school and the main kid Ned had like a Like a note like a book like tips to survive school But they were on Twitter the other day mocking the quiet on set documentary and they're like bragging like shit never happened to us sucks to be raped losers so like a generation after but then they were all banging each other yeah but they were way more sexual than any other cast like they have a podcast now the class the cast of Ned's Classified and all they do is talk about sucking each other off in their dressing rooms yeah are they dudes? Do you remember the first that I what are you gonna ask on this podcast?

First what? Trying to say not gay. I actually do. You really want to talk about this on the pod? I just wanted to say... Dan Schneider! ...that I felt like a failure from that point. Our podcast should be more like this.

He didn't finish. I know. Yep. No, no. You didn't. You didn't. He's gay. After a moment, he just said, thanks, okay, and you got up and you went to the bathroom and you did your thing.

No. I don't remember that at all. So which one do you remember the one on the couch? No, I remember the one in the back. He goes, I remember the one with Schneider. Sorry, you weren't fucking Brian Pack, you uggo. What a crazy thing to say as former traitors. Yeah, this is nuts. Crazy, right? Yeah. About bait, they're talking about, they're children. What a crazy thing to say as former traitors.

Making me uncomfortable. They're talking about their children. They were like 15 when they did it. They gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Dance fighter, Brian Pack, Brian Peppers. Brian Peppers. Brian, Brian Peppers. There was a whole, what if there was a show

in Nickelodeon called Peppers? His wheel, his guy's electric wheelchair. He's just groaning in pain, he's like, Mark's face hurts. Bring me a kid. I didn't watch it today, but I saw a bunch of things when they were talking about the documentary. And it was like like the main guy, Ned from the show was like. Ned Declassified Podcast, Nickelodeon.

I'm trying to find the fucking. Ned's Declassified, what if I type in Ned's Declassified Podcast pwns Nickelodeon rape victims. What? Ned's Declassified Podcast totally dominates Nickelodeon rape victims. They're on the whatever podcast talking to Drake Bell. They're like, they're like, you let yourself get fucked. Fuck, I had it all pulled up earlier.

Damn son. Dude, Ned classified quite on set. Ned's Declassified. That's some bare shit. That's some bare search query. Sometimes an otter starts. Yeah, yeah Where'd you get that come? What is that new Dan Schneider? Legalized Dan Schneider music got the Brian I

Music I did Brian damn pedophile. Where'd you find this? Fuck oh my god. This is lovely lovely evening Here we go here we go here we go here we go Daniel. We told you never to speak about that oh My god your hole Daniel. Hey, they're horrible people Seven seconds in I'm like, you're the worst guy I've ever seen. Give me your holes. Jesus Christ. Holy shit.

Full screen it, Debbie. He goes, Ned's de, it's, he goes, Ned's de classless. Very good, Drake's learning from Trump, Drake Bell. More like Ned's Declasseless. This is wild. Laugh it up guys, laugh it up. Give me your holes, really?

That is funny. That is very funny. They're killing Drake right now. No, I'm saying he's tweet. Like he's like being so like, Rene, my holes, okay, that cool. My holes. Racky. Wow, okay dude. I'm not cool. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Dude. It was pretty fucked up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you shouldn't, dude. This is about us. Listen, our set was not like that. So why are you making fun of us?

Why are you making fun of us, you psycho? The Drake Bell shit is a, like, that's crazy to hear. Not talking about this anymore. Guys, we can't joke like this. You have to fucking. Guys, we're serious. Sometimes humor helps us move through things. I woke up and he was uh... HAHAHAHAHAHA It was all thing

HAHAHAHAHAHA The greatest cut of all time HAHAHAHA I had no idea that Ned's Declassified podcast was crazier than ours It's been a while and it's deranged We should do a crossover dude

More like Ned's deranged Bozos They need to stop listening to Lemon Party Crossover I actually bet they follow you. I'm not even kidding Why could they not it's not a. If they're potting that hard. They're potting, that wasn't a pot though. That was just his like, that guy was obviously drunk and on like Instagram story. We would never get drunk.

He was on IG live. You never say anything like that. Yeah. No, I would never. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I think we've done some good.

Yeah, we fucking killed it. I think that was a great episode. What are some other intros to music? Some funny, what are the other ones that used to be? I'm not good at this. Connor. I can't really remember any besides like the music of the Harry Fride and like, damn, son.

Yeah, that's the root for you got it. Yeah, it's about this, it's about that. Okay, that's a. Yeah, it's done. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on. I don't think so. Nothing, that's it. Yeah, it's done. Come on, come on, come on, come on. I don't think so. Nothing? No.

No. Lo bueno? Kidsass.com. There we go. There we go. Kidsass.com. Kidsass.com. That's the name of the app.

You, Dan Schneider. Well that could've spanned kidsass. Damn pedophile, where'd you find this kid? Fuck Hope you enjoyed this folks Well, this will be out after the lemon party live on Saturdays. We recorded this early So yeah, my next show live life love 420 You there kick ass. Yeah, either what what that Saturday 420 fourth one Hitler's birthday, dude

Conor act like they even plan. Yeah kids ass talk on Alright, God bless you folks. Hang on, hang on, wait. The-T1000 on chess.com. We're starting a big chess club. The Haywatch Chess Club. Add me, I got a bunch of ads. Hell yeah. Joey's stressed out.

Hell yeah. Let's do this. He's got so many games going on. We'll talk about it on the page, but yeah. So, Abby, we're doing a big chess club. Alright. We love you folks. Love you guys. Bye bye.

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