Hate Watch with Devan Costa - But I Was Pissed

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way. I Was watching some old Rogan's the other day and there was one of my favorite episodes I've ever seen this guy He's just formerly incarcerated dude. He was He was wrongfully in prison for 25 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a crime he didn't commit,

and I was watching this guy and I was like, this guy, he wouldn't hurt a fly. Yeah, no, I know the guy. He was a, Sheldon something? Sheldon something. Yeah, sweet angel. He was a complete sweetheart of a person. Like a beacon of light.

Is any of the famous one that was like weeping in the video and they like. Yeah, yeah, he's a part of this whole organization. He gets wrongfully convicted people out of prison and stuff. No, he's my hero. Because he worked for Queens Defenders. Yeah, I thought that was some cool years.

You know, he's just an incredibly upstanding citizen. And this interview was like fascinating. And the way he tells the story, it's like, why would they have arrested him for this? It's like he really didn't do much. He's got a collar, shirts, glasses. He looks good to me. I mean, everyone, why would this guy ever do anything wrong?

I want to hug him. I want to hug him and kiss him in the forehead. I love him, not just because he's black. I want to tuck him in. But I love him. But watch this, it's very very really interesting. Yeah, I Need my money. I'm just just just me being honest. This is miss being straight. You know, I gave you something And we had an understanding that you were gonna pay me amen

And when I came home deals deal when I finally located this particular individual he had his girlfriend with him And this guy owed me five thousand dollars individual he had his girlfriend with him and this guy owed me $5,000. Some drugs that I gave him, I gave him an eighth of a kilo, which is 125 grams of cocaine. I mean, we need to also stop like villainizing drug dealers. He's not like hardcore drug dealers. He's just a product of his environment. It's a product of his environment. It's a system of racism.

It's non-violent. Yeah, non-violent. Yeah, exactly. And cocaine keeps people up. They work more. I don't know why that's a problem. Yeah. Okay.

And when I saw him, he had a bunch of jewelry on. He was with his girlfriend. She had a bunch of jewelry on. I said, hey man, where's my money at? Oh, y'all, I was gonna pay you. As far as I was concerned, his jewelry was... We was even. So I robbed him. So he's accepting alternative forms of payment.

He's like, you don't even have to do cash. All just happened to be. He's leaning. He's actually very understanding. Yeah, he's like, I'll take Ethereum, whatever. In this situation. I had a bunch of young guys with me, and they robbed her as well. Oh. You got hit in the head with the gun. Jesus Christ. Right here on the side of his head. Pistol whip. I had a bunch of young guys with me and they robbed her as well

Pistol whip got a fucking knot on his head One of the guys that I was with hit him in the head. I don't like that You know one of the things that's happened through all it was one of the other guys hit him in the head And this guy got 25 years in prison Just simply pistol whipping a guy in his girlfriend. Well, it's something a home invasion in armed robbery Oh, and then it's so broken and it seems so I mean listen the roof this guy runs Queens defenders. Okay. He's never addressed. I mean This is my personally I'll say for now. He's a victim thing Obviously is a victim Against people have a fucking chance

The idea that everyone starts on the same line. I mean I'm not talking about Equality got Joe had this guy on Sorry, and like but a quality of opportunity is possible, That's a possible goal. How truly innocent he was. At least we could advance that. At least we could do something to, just change the course of who knows how many people's lives. I do, I can try right now. I wanna do a fucking thing about it.

I mean, I've been looking at each other because it's just beautiful. We just like had lunch. It's always funny to hear Rogan talk about, I'm such a hero for having you on Let's let's spread the word. Yeah, I'm bringing you on as a sort of the poster child for this movement Only Rogan would do this for somebody. Yeah, that's this good of a guy station that we had we're looking at two heroes I told you this is a motherfucker that gets it

Like I started It's not a subject of anybody who's running for Congress or run for Senate. We have to fix this with this is a problem It's been going on for decades and decades back through Jim Crow back all the way to slavery the same same communities And we don't do anything Pulled out a little red lining everything This guy does look like he was in the wood I think this is constantly addressed in like Congress. I mean it's it's wild. It really is wild and you know and The race part of it is a major factor. It's a major factor Thanks, Joe. Yeah. Yeah, anyway

If you're gonna lock this guy up you better lock up Urkel Exactly, look, I'm just saying I'm sitting my white ass down and I'm listening, I'm learning. I just found this video on Twitter. Wait, what? What's this? Turns out this guy, he shot and killed somebody and chopped their head off a couple days ago. Oh, god.

Oh, no. Jesus Christ. What the hell? That can't be right. It must have been an accident. Oh my god, this black son of a bitch. I knew it. He's unrogan tomorrow being like yeah so there was a situation where so like yeah there was a conversation that happened you know. And one thing led to another and then there's a torso. There was a little like was a little like a little mishap, right?

Like my samurai sword hit this motherfucker's neck That shit straight off blase blase yada yada yada one thing leads to another I keep I chop his body up into little parts in my apartment. I put it in a little like a little box Drag it out to the hallway. I mean, this the Bronx, you know box, drag it out to the hallway. I mean, this is the Bronx, you know. Joe's like, Joe, Joe goes, Joe's, hey, but did you cut his head off? Because, yeah, yeah, but I mean, listen, nobody could have known how how sharp that sword was. Joe goes, look, yeah, I mean, I could have done, but you look, it was organization, it was organizational, you know, it's like, it's like, I'm putting his head in different boxes,

like I'm Marie Kondo or something. I was tidying up, Joe. I was tidying up, Joe, Joe was tidying up, Joe. Joe goes, so he's alive though, right, man? No, no, no, no. He's a headless body, Joe. No, no, no, no, Joe. His head is disconnected from his body. He goes, give us a sea of predator.

You can move your predator. And it removes the head and the spine comes out with it. That's what I did to him, Joe. Joe, you familiar with the fatality And it removed the head and the spine comes out with it. That's what I did to him, Joe. Joe, you familiar with the fatality and mortal comeback? Oh, it's so funny, dude, this guy. There's the kind of chop somebody's head off that was unbroken for like three hours.

Being a good dude. Oh, it's so funny to me. Let's see what I think there's another video of him maybe. We put in a freezer. Yeah, this is a picture of him. Why is he dressed like that? He dressed, yeah. That's the body in the picture.

No, Joe, it wasn't me who beheaded that man. It was this weird costume person. It was his dandy. That wasn't me. He goes, that wasn't me. It was this weird, costume person. It was a lot of people got different taste buds, a lot of people, some people like humans. Joe, so I chopped that motherfucker up. Look, I'm thinking about other people. Who would say?

Is this again, is this a new one? You doing that for what reason? Nah, you can't do that. The rule says that you can't do this. Well, see I'm Rogan twice because he's wearing two different outfits. I was the type of person. That's the same shirt.

This is the same guy. Oh, he put a vest on. Yeah, yeah. Because he literally was the head of like the Queen's like wrongfully. Like a criminal reforming. Criminal reform thing. And now his victim is the head of his freezer.

Very good. Not a good look. The rules of the game. What if everybody they've let out of prison prison they just throw back in because of this guy They're like you're gonna chop somebody's head off. You're all untrustworthy now So I was a rule guy and they just you know it was to their advantage to get me out of the way So when I decided to take a step back, I'm a rule guy I got a rule at my apartment if you change the channel. I cut your fucking

You think it's like a double jeopardy situation? This guy, he's like, he's like, can't get charged for the same crime twice. He's like, I actually chopped up that other person. And the first one. You know, like that, all the cowards went to the same person. No, but we didn't charge with murder that time, Sheldon. And this was in 2005.

So there was no resistance, no. And at that time, this is where a lot of the what they call set trip and be I'll say this you know with the amount of Comics Joe has on the type of comics Joe has on type of comics just the gang of stuff with this ain't the first murderer He's interviewed. Hey, I'll tell you that much bub, huh? Come on folks Come on, folks! Come on! You think he kills? Go watch Bert Groucher! Jesus Christ!

You think this guy slays? Check out Gil Tony! He's actually the most innocent man Rogan's ever had on the program. He's a very bad student. And this was in 2005. So there was no resistance. No. And at that time, this is where a lot of what they call set-tripping began. There's something about the way that Rogan is shot where it just, no matter what,

it still sometimes when I watch it, when he's like interviewing, like having a serious interview, it still, it always feels like somebody like, like curated it and made like their own edit. It looks like an edit. It always looks like an edit. Because there would just be these weird pauses and you just got to Joe looking at a guy and not understanding a joke or something. It looks like it always has to be like saying. Well, it's just a guy being like, and it was powerful.

And Joe's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, man. Joe's just like watching kickboxing in his head so high. He's like, oh, I forgot we're doing this show. Joe's just like watching kickboxing in his head like so high. He's like, oh, for God, we're doing this show. Joe's just shadowboxing. The guy's like, so 25 years in the can, and here I am today, and Joe's just like, pfft. He's got that tennis ball on his head.

He's just sitting like, border-hawry highlights. He's like, oh, he's like, great, great. Joe's like, so when you chop this guy up, did you like serve him with like kimchi or like jalapenos? You put him on a Traeger grill? There was a situation where I seasoned his head and his torso. Joe goes, it's not good, man. That's not good.

You know, you kill somebody, man. You get, you know, in ice bath, you know, you got to get, you want to get in the sauna. You want to do a sauna. What if he just said, no, he I was trying to give him an ice bath, but he wouldn't fit the freezer. And it was time for me to go and I didn't care whatever the consequences was I was fortunate that there weren't any consequences. Yeah you don't care about consequences we could tell. But I didn't

care what the consequences. We found that away. And then that begins your journey. This begins my journey. I got into school. I got my GED. I started sharpening every tool I had. I got involved in course upon his courses. I trained with that sensei from Kill Bill 2. They all took a different training.

And I started to begin to understand how I started watching the work. What positive visualization is. Deep breathing, how to remove yourself. Started watching the hospital. What positive visualization is deep breathing, how to remove yourself, conflict resolution. How to cut her. How to remove yourself from your body. How to cut through bones. Take place with me.

How do you cut through bones? These are the questions. I learned how to end conflicts. And the best way to do that is chop their head off. Actually, I'm literally having a chance. No man, no problem. Smoking cigarettes. And I realized that I wanted to live.

And the only way that I was going to be able to live and walk out of prison is to feel like God. Well, anyway, sorry Sheldon. Enjoy the slammer. We celebrate. Yeah, I knew it! I knew it! You've also said that every black guest on Robin should be in jail though. You have said that on the record actually.

Yeah, I have said that. That's me. That's me. You know they they got Hannah Gutierrez Reed, the armor and rust, she's finished. Charged with manslaughter. I hated her. Hopefully they did. Charged with manslaughter. Heard in Sheldon.

Inside that courtroom. Yeah, they'll be buddies. They'll be buddies. These armor, we know that jurors have a verdict in the rust. Not so tough anymore. It's not controlled, this is a lie. Alec Baldwin's like, I knew it was her.

I believe that it is that's stupid Wait, so it's balled it off the hook now. Yeah. Oh really? I think oh, maybe not. That's a separate charge I think yes, I have a charge. I think well, there's a civil suit. I think he's that he's the movie or Baldwin I don't know here's the thing. It's funny that Baldwin's getting like involved in this and stuff But he didn't fucking why is he even involved real real? It's a bit. It's very I guess if you like involved in this and stuff, but he didn't fucking... Why is he even involved realistically? It's a bit silly. It's very silly. I guess if you're just holding a gun and you shoot...

Yeah, but they just charged the bitch that handles the gun! I fully agree. She put a bullet in it! Yeah, but it does seem also strange to literally hold a gun and blow someone's head off and then walk away scot-free. I saw... I will say I saw... I agree he should, but it seems...

I think Civil Suits Fair. Yeah. Yeah. Well I saw Nicholas Cage interview and they the topic came up somehow about Baldwin and they were like what do you think about this? No, he goes he has this really long Winded answer where he goes. Here's the thing about being a movie star He's like you gotta be able to drive a car. You gotta be able to ride a horse And you gotta be able to know how to handle a gun and he kind of just puts it on like hey

I'm such a good movie star. I would have checked the gun. I would have like cleared it. I'm so cool Yeah, he's the coolest Fucking aim a gun in somebody's head listen guys It went through a shoulder into her head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wait what it went through the director Shoulder and then into her Got two bodies. That's crazy UAP after that was you Jonah hex What is that movie he was in midnight midnight writer with like Eva Mendez or night writer ghost writer

Yeah, I almost killed Eva Mendez As an actor you got to know how to have a skull that's on fire Why would any actor need to check if there's a real fucking bullet in the gun? That's like gun safety though, for all situations with guns. I would be fucking, I would be blowing everyone's head off if I was in a movie, I would check shit. It's such a convenient thing to say needs to happen. No one's checking guns.

Well, guns are so dangerous you have to check. You actually have to check, cause accidents happen all the time. I just don't get why. Well, I well, you've never even tried to get. Why would a prop gun even need to be able to fit a bullet in? Why would that happen? That's what I'm going to say. Well, they're mixing a bunch of, oh, well, it's like they clamp.

It's like a gun specifically designed to, I think revolvers would be different, but I know if it's an automatic, they have this specifically designed the guns that the okay the gap anyways I think a revolver it's different But the thing is is even if it is like a even if it doesn't have a bullet in in the the shell Like you can still really fucking hurt somebody. Well, so like a projectile, that's how there's a projectile. I still like really blind you. Yeah. But without any projectile at all, you can do it with CGI now,

but it just like looks like shit. Like there's no kick. It's really hard to make that look real. It's it's much better looking on camera if you have like an actual combustion happening with the bullet. And then it's just like there's so that's why you have to check for a projectile With Brandon Lee and the crow there was like some piece of metal in the thing in the barrel Right the barrel. Yeah, who's at fault for that? I mean, I don't want to say metal

I mean who my friend. Yeah, your friend that was Yeah, your friend You know the guy that killed Brandon? Yeah, he's like a dinner with him and shit the guy killed Brandon. How old is he? He's dead. He died recently. He's super nice guy. And he was like He like, he didn't that haunt him forever.

Oh dude, it was so fucking crazy. He like, he like relapsed on heroin and like fucking, it fucked him up for a while. Jesus Christ. There's therapy groups for people who've murdered people. I didn't know that. So you get off. You get a, yeah, or like a home invader. Like if you went to war or something,

you could just like go to a group for people, kill people. We just are going for fun. Yeah, we should hang out there. Yeah. Like, hey, there's a hitchhiker in the 90s that went missing. He's starting to eat in the morning. I can't say it's me, yeah. Wait, yeah, how do you get to show your credentials to join that group?

It'd be fun to just go and make up stories. You gotta pull a head out of a bag. Yeah, chop his head off. They're like, welcome back, Sheldon. Sheldon, once again, it's great to have you here. They're all wearing necklaces with two-year-round. But wasn't it a live round? That was in the gun?

Yeah. So they were target shooting on said this bitch was like they were getting like they were just hey they were hanging out and just like shooting guns off on The set like read yards, but you know Baldwin so happy about this Right I knew it. It's always reminded me of my daughter Little piggy. Barrier on the trail. Oink oink. And the piggy goes all the way to the slum. Enjoy your time in the big house. Hannah. So what do you get charged with manslaughter? What happens?

It's 18 months max at least. Oh, not too bad. For her. Oh, she'll be out. Not too bad. Yeah, John will be dating this bitch. Oh, yeah. Like two years.

I'm gonna meet her. You'll meet her in prison. I'm gonna meet her at Silver Lake Lounge six months from now. You'll be one of those, you'll be one of those, like, is that, like, you know how women always like hit up, like, like people that are like in prison. Yeah, you start dating her in prison. I start sending her letters and she send me

the messages and shit. I'm putting money on her books. It's like the next Gypsy Rose. Yeah. Yeah. She looks all right in this turtle dress. Once again, I've said this a million times, but every time I ever see court footage about a murder

and they're just like stone face, I'm like, how? No, I would be going like, no! I mean it knew it! It was a dumb job! But it's also like they're filming, these go on for six hours, and then so they get a shot of her. You literally can't maintain like sorrow for that long. You're just like, fuck, there's a procedure. That's why like Brian Coburger looks guilty sometimes.

Yeah, that's true. That's why like Brian Coburger looks guilty sometimes. Yeah, that's true. That's how they're going to get it. Sometimes Coburger doesn't show emotion, and that's just because he's exhausted with the fucking the charade with the goddamn like dog and pony show. They're putting him through. Kangaroo court. What is it, horse and butt?

What is it, dog and pony? Dog and pony. I got it right. All right. We're cooking with gas here, folks. Here, some of the background news here. They may have just turned the microphones on. She got it right. We're cooking with gas here folks. Here's some of the background you're in here. They may have just turned the microphones on.

She is good. So we're gonna listen in here. Now remember what she faces, right? This is an issue where she is accused. She has loaded the gun that went off in the hand. I wanted to be director. Back in October of 2021. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm a cinematographer. Alina Hutchings is now to the jury to decide. Sure, Leather's. And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for Pesky Baldwin. We do have audio now. I want to listen in as the jury is about to hear. I love it. Let's listen in as somebody's whole life is ruined.

She also was doing coke on the set. Is that true? Oh, yeah. One of the witnesses or one of the people testifying was like yes he tried to give me coke about like a week before the shooting it's funny how that just sounds like the most fun set of all time and it just ended poorly if nothing happened she'd be like I have the coolest job of all time doing blow or shooting guns fucking weekend at kid rocks house bad party bad party

who was ultimately to blame beyond proof of reasonable doubt let's listen I said ladies and ladies oh my angel she is cute yeah

let's find out what present she goes to I go write her a letter do women like this like, do they, when they go to women's present, do they get like, like, scissored to death? They get fucked with a chair leg. Do women in the shower just like, scissor them violently? Yeah, they get beaten and fucked. She just gets held down and eaten out. Like, do women, do women, do women just come like, like, coming towards them like in the

shower like, yeahA YAAA Like a crab walk over your arms They grab one and he's like He's like AHHHHH Like a little picture Like a picture crab Like a picture crab

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh fuck It has cards from cap one If I had a pen and an anti-pati-eyes Oh fuck. Why do they go jury and rust shooting trial reaches verdict according to stenographer? That might be so legal. I didn't know they could throw such a responsible task on the stenographer. I think that might be the only info they have to make task on the stenographer That might be the only info they so they have to be like according to the sonographer. That's so if it's wrong Then they they like I don't show us we got there from the sonographer

in the head. Oh my God. I was shooting at Char's with sampling with evidence. Court is so full of Jesus. Oh my God. Who's this bitch? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

Jesus, clearly a Willy Wonka over here. About to party rock. I think Gutierrez read in her late 20s after two weeks now, uncharged but not yet. I don't know what it really is. That's crazy. Wasn't she hiding a bunch of shit? Gutierrez read in her late 20s after two weeks now When they when they finally when the cops got on the set they were like hiding a bunch of shit and shit Weren't they hiding? They're hiding like drugs and shit and all that Surprising get tampered with evidence. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, here's also here's a funny. I don't know if this will play It's a gift the the what with the expert witnesses in the trial

There's like footage of him on the stand and he just points the gun like at the judge Even in the trial people can't help but just fucking point guns at everybody. This is still a rust trial Yeah, everyone involved in the movie Rust can't stop pointing guns at people's heads. It's really incredible. What a movie. I can't wait for it to come out. They actually finished it. They're finishing it. That's gonna be so fun to watch.

That's gonna be great. No, we should do like a Barb and Hymer movement to make sure that's like the biggest box office weekend of all time. No matter what, we're all getting together to watch that we're getting nachos and wings. I'm getting balked up at McGuffins. I'm watching you, Russ dude.

We're gonna go to the director's lounge. We'll go back to City Walk for this. That was so fun. God, that was great. The director's lounge. Joey just shared, we're doing a big murder rap, I guess, to start this off. Another, this is really tragic, but

Listen, come on. What do you want? I was we didn't do it We're sad about this. It's very sad, but a guy a husband. He killed his wife with his cock out And he looks like butter bean his cock was hanging out of his pants And he has his shirt off and he looks like he literally looks like the fattest man alive And the ugliest person you've ever seen he's standing in front of a Tesla and he points a gun at his wife and shoots her and it's really fucked up obviously but listen once again the world is our oyster and we will shock it oh yeah after diarrhea Phil I said goodbye to any moral yeah I mean what are we talking

about here we watched that we had a blast with a guy that you know killed my favorite episode we've ever done catching me diarrhea I was really sad about that, but it was just funny and we don't obviously It just sucks when people die under comic circumstances No one wants a wacky death. No, no one wants a guy like who's like farting like Hilariously to like stab you to death. Imagine a guy like you just guy who's farting hilariously to stab you to death. Imagine a guy who just can't stop farting, kills you. Be fucked up, but you would understand people will be like,

wait, what? He's about to get his foot removed for diabetes. All the witnesses are like, oh, dude, Greg, what the fuck? They can't even stop the murder. Maybe you'd wind up having to talk about that in a funny way. I'm just saying, if any of you guys were died in like an ACME style, like if you were crushed by an Anvil, any of you, I'd be devastated, I'd also laugh.

Yes. Listen, I'm mad, Jen. I'd also laugh. I would expect you to, and I'd be a massive hypocrite if people, if I was mad. How do you like die and like, okay, remember that old, I think they just proved this on Mythbusters. But like, remember they used to say like,

you could die, like if you drop a penny from like the Empire State Building, it'll kill you. Imagine if you really were killed by a penny. They debunked that? I think they did. But I also don't trust that show. It's full of, all those guys hate each other and who knows what they were up to

They're like I tried it on you last week didn't happen So yeah, but like imagine you're the you you are at the funeral of a guy killed by a penny Yeah, people asking like dude had fucking had Kevin Daniel. Yeah, Benny Penny killed him. You gotta laugh a little bit You know you can't not laugh you don't laugh immediately you wait like three months, and then you call your friend you go to Remember that After a few beers then you can start yeah What's the family is gone home? Yeah, you you laugh you look at him dead in the coffin

Yeah, the small hole in his head. Yeah, and you laugh anyway finding the strength to tell her mother's story days after the young woman's father was sent to jail. Oh no! God damn it! Oh my God, that's the worst. Do you think if you die under these circumstances, when if there is a heaven you get up there, does God just go like, I'm sorry, it was just funny? God just go, it was just funny. It was just funny.

I think like God doesn't let you in and then you go to like hell and then the Satan's like, no, not interesting. Satan goes, no, not for me. I don't like. Satan goes, don't like humor. And then you go to purgatory and everybody there is just like, I don't think so either. You gotta go. They bounce you back to heaven. Dude.

They're just, you're getting cycled. He looks like Baron Harkonnen from Doom. Yeah. He looks like he lives in goo and floats around. Imagine your life though. You've been, you were born, you were a child, you were a baby, you're an adult, you have a family. You've got all these like great fantasies about

how you're gonna die in a good peaceful way. And then you get sent to hell by that guy with his cock out. You go to church every Sunday, you go, well I know the Lord has a plan for me. Yeah. And this, in that moment you go, this was the Lord's plan to have a man with his cock out who's 700 pounds.

And that was her husband? Yeah. And also like what are you doing married to this guy? Yeah, that was kind of crazy. Why are you with this guy? Yeah, she looked like a normal ass little girl. What the hell are you doing? I bet he gained a few and he looked and they have a nice house he's probably rich.

A few thousand? Very good. Very good. Married to the fucking Boulder from Indiana Jones. We're joined here by a newscaster, whore who is on the story. That's right, Eric. It was an all female jury, which is rare, but can happen. You're not allowed to strike down a juror on the basis of sex or race.

So that's how it goes. I will go. I will go. Thank you, Karen. Thank you. Despite that, they sentence Kerry Birmingham to 10 years in prison, the maximum would have been 20.

Only got 10 years by the way. This guy only got 10 years, why? He killed her because it was a crime of passion and in Texas, even though it was a jury of all women, I think there's still like some idea where it's like, hey, if you cheat on your husband, you cheated on him. Oh. I wonder why Yeah, he I guess maybe because his car couldn't reach past this guy. I love how there's they they our country is so fucking hilarious

That you could get like if you could prove that like that You like but I was pissed Texas especially Texas will be like, no, listen, he was pissed. Yeah, he was ticked off. He was ticked off. It was raining that day. Everyone hates the rain. It was a gloomy day. That is amazing. You could shoot somebody point blank. It seems like an excuse. And get only 10 years. You know what I love about this guy is that he's so fat, I don't even think he knows his dick is out.

No, no, no, no. Oh, for sure, yeah. No clue, that's so funny. No, not at all. No, no, no. Oh, dude, he's so fat a robe does not fit him. Yeah, he calls his dick a spare thumb. That's my spare thumb down there.

I gave it three thumbs up. All right, good bye, Reese. Oh, this... Jesus. You're going to meet Jesus. He goes, enjoy hanging out with that Mexican. He goes, you're going to meet Jesus. Because maybe Jesus will fuck you too. He goes, I'm sending...

I'm sending... He's so racist and dumb. He's's like I'm sending you to Tijuana Enjoy your gang bang with all the disciples I have a feeling she was with him for money right because there's a Tesla in the drive Oh My god, he's like I took that Johnny Knoxville One skit I boxed him down That's unreal dude in the video you can hear he fired three times

This all going down Olivia was at this is fucking I love how Texas is like it was a crime of passion listen He was angry. He was pissed You can get off your defense could be I was angry. I was in a bad mood Like I Get out of here. It's crazy. I've been there. Yeah, they go he was having you know cook I was out of hush puppies that day He was they go just he was he was fucking grumpy Your lawyer just goes your honor. He was a grump. He needed a Snickers your honor My dad died that day too because the person you this is sad. Yeah, I don't want us all right enough

That's fun. I don't want to see the kids. We want to see the kids Luckily that guy won't live like ten years. He looks so unhealthy But yeah, that's a way like he likely won't live. He gets jacked in prison He comes out. He's like that shape ever. He's kingpin He's like we we're Spider-Man. I hate Daredevil so much. He's got a target tattoo on his head. So do you guys know that the lady that owns the house from Breaking Bad, have you heard

about this? She hates that people come to look at it. She has no respect for the show or understanding that she lives in the Breaking Bad House and that it's like gonna be hard to live there. To her credit though, there was a while where people were showing up to her house and throwing a pizza on her roof. Yeah, I heard about that. But also, you move out of the Breaking Bad House. Sure. People are gonna pull up every fucking day and look at it. it's the Breaking Bad House. I don't think anyone lives in the fucking Sopranos house,

everyone knows it's a fucking people. Y'all should just drive up to that house though, to be fair. You can't drive up to the driveway? I mean, it's a line, so you could, but I mean, they could not. The long drive away, yeah. The long drive away, yeah. There's a gate, long drive away.

Well, this is a little different, but yeah, she hates fucking everybody that pulls up Do you think the realtor told her? And she was like I think she already lived in the house. Yeah, they like she's like Oh, really? She made a fortune off of it. Oh, then fuck her and then like it's the fact that it's like people care about the house I want to come see come visit it. I Just want to

Big fan of the show. Oh whoopee my ass. Man, you ought to learn to chill a little bit, hun. I don't have to you motherfucker. Hey, hey, relax. Son of a bitch. Yeah, she's threatening to call the cops on me. I've already got them on the phone motherfucker, get out. Can you just please let me get a couple pictures?

She looks like Paula Deen. Yeah. Oh my god, she really does. She looks like a crazy Paula De my god she really does look like a crazy Paula Dean like a bling a feral Paula Dean like Paula Dean in the wild like you find her in your trash can you oh my god it's saying the n-word I love the idea of the cops showing I'm gonna be like oh fuck is the break my house What the hell? Pissing me off. Whoopie shit! I am done with you! Oh, what a f***ing...

She looks like Paula Deen Norris. Little bitch boy! I don't appreciate being called a bitch boy. Yeah, you better go in. Don't tell me what the f*** is going on. Get in the house! Oh, you little... you son of a bitch. Get out!

Don't expect that from this guy. You f***ing slut, babe! Get in the house! Get out! Don't expect that from this guy! You're spanking classic! Get in the house! Get in the house! I'm the son of the show! Oh, that's fine. That's great, though. I kinda love that she's...

It's a classic thing, you know? Oh, there's probably more to it. You can tell she's having fun. Sorry? Yeah! She's a bored lady. She's like, Oh my God, look at all the cones!

Look at how much shit is in front of her house Like why would you keep living there? That's crazy! Wanna know why she lives there? Cause it's all... Cause the name of the street is Negrolane Is that true? Oh no I'm in Breaking Bad

It's like I live on 15 radio Del Negrolane Oh Royo Negrolane Negro Lane You have a famous house, man Are you the one that knocks Are you I think you're the danger I think you're the danger man I mean you know say are you the one that Knox is kind of amusing yeah but that first guy was so fucking funny you know

why she lives there dude it's because she's a crazy old woman and this is truly something for her to do every single girl yeah they were people in these neighborhoods have nothing to do they she if she moved out of the house she'd be dead in months she'd be so bored and just sitting in a quiet house it's keeping

her alive blood pumping if she was't Arizona should be gardening. Yeah, that's what happens She'll so stay inside and there would be nothing like this. She just wouldn't even know about this. Yeah, yeah I mean they live in New Mexico. It's fucking boring and shit. This is like You guys see Matt right? Oh, this is amazing that right fuck. I love this. Some random guy who claims he did comedy, God knows if that's true, says that Matt Rife sucked off two executives within seconds of the mask. I saw this. I believe it. It almost makes it sound like he was pushed out of the way so Matt could get to the dish

quicker. Yeah, like, kick rocks, loser, he's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,. Yeah, like Mac, yeah, like, it's like, kick rocks, loser, he's, oh! Like, like, cus stands up, like cus stands in a fire. Like, these cocks are mine! No, like, he was diving for home plates, so that's what it seems like. He let us erase to the cocks. Yeah.

Ha ha ha! A while back, I did a parody video on my page, Alpha King Neema, about a comedian, Matt Reif. Alpha King Neema about a comedian Matt Reif alpha king Neema is satire it's jokes then house of news on Twitter posted it without was this like alpha rule 733 context he's passing my joke as a truth oh so now this guy's backtracking I thought this is a video. Well, why would now this is more important wait? The original is so fucking good. The original turned on the original brother.

He's saying he lied. No, no, because he's going to get sued. Yeah, now we can't. No, because he's like, oh, I still get sued. He's being silenced, dude. Yeah, he's being silenced. He's being silenced by the government. Devon, find the original.

Find the original Devon, stop this nonsense. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, original. This is the truth of the true Kings of comedy cat Williams Thank you cat. You know before I became wealthy in business. I actually had a somewhat Successful career and stand-up comedy. I was on the way. I love these the music With some Hollywood executives along with you in an alternate dimension it is being in start of podcast And now he's in a podcast I got sad this industry is he's on my fucking podcast the executives names were John Devin and Joey Feel it online stardom But the only way to receive the contract was by sucking both of the execs off. Yeah, I

Immediately got up and okay, bro. The door. I'm a real man before I could even exit You couldn't get out the door comedian was sucking both of their Like It's fake it's fake. No, I believe it. I want to believe I keep listening cuz it like grew on just two seconds and then go back I want to believe right keep listening cuz it like rewind just two seconds and then go back Cuz this I believe this before I could even exit the other comedian was shocking both of their Simultaneously That guy's name was Matt right hell yeah, dude

That's alpha king rule number 799. This is why it's because seven wait for alpha king Well, 800 get over the best part. They're gonna go back again five seconds That guy's name was Matt Reich That's alpha king rule number 799 Just because someone is more famous to me. It doesn't mean they're better. Mm-hmm. They might just be there That's very good, that's very good, but I guess he's claiming it was fake, but like He has to see the guy. I'm gonna get suit. Yeah, no he's he's he's being silenced Matt Matt Rife might be the worst comedian him and me Camilla are like neck and neck of damn control people being

Every news outlet that like retweeted that being like apparently Matt Reif did this he blocked every single one of those accounts He like tells on himself. It's insane. I sucked you guys. I didn't believe it at all And then I saw he blocked all these other like you know like rap TV accounts. Yeah tweet about this. Yeah, I'm like Why are you blocking them on? Yeah, I think it is fake. Yeah, I mean, I it's actually real. Yeah, I'll go with that. Yeah, I mean, I don't think. I believe it's real being gay is not wrong. Just sucking.

Well, I mean, relax. He's wrong. Yeah, there should be laws against sucking ass like him. And also sucking your way into a fame. You have to earn it by, you know, honing your craft and getting good at comedy. So if you suck off executives to skip the line, then that's a look, nothing against being gay, but that's a legitimate criticism. You skip the line of you got to like, you

think him and Meek Mill were fighting? Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I could see something like that. Two Chinese fighting fish in the fucking office the last time like Matt That was a ref was trending was the one that plastic surgeon was like I made the The best face and holly the next day denied that he like tweeted at the guy being like it's actually malpractice Talk about your clients in that way. It's like dude. He didn't say your name So now you're a client now you just you're admitting that this guy did plastic surgery on your face Yeah, he did so by him blocking everyone. I'm like, dude. Yeah, I think you might have sucked off to executives I think yeah, you're right actually. Yeah, I did it

We have a lot of mutual friends with him and I don't I don't know if this he's one of my best friends So I feel weird saying this. Oh, I know I know him. I know Matt. Yeah, he's my best but we did hear for a long time that he was having gay sex with like Comedians King badge fucking him in the ass. I saw him and King Batch at an open mic. Yeah, at Tribal Cafe. Back in the day. I mean...

They were sucking each other off. Nobody came, but like they were going to town. Yeah, it was crazy. I actually heard. That was their set. That was their whole set. Yeah, the host, the mic was like, up next is Matt Reif and King Vatch Oh weird two names together. Yeah, he walked up on he walked up crawling because he was on he was he was like low to the ground He was sucking him off as second mom and then came back to the thing where he like spun him around and they did like a standing 69

They did yeah, well a lot of people don't know this is that also Matt Rife doesn't he didn't just suck He didn't just suck people off Like he takes it in the ass. Yeah, which is worse. Yeah, which is worse You want to give it like you're a man if you fuck a man in the yeah Yeah, but you're but you're a worthless gay man if you take it No, I You're a man if you fuck man, I agree with him. You're a man if you fuck men. I agree.

But if you get fucked by men, oh my god, Nancy. Get out of here, sissy. Yeah. Now, Kingbatch was doing that thing with these, you know, in porn, they hold the girl up and they're holding their leg. Kingbatch was doing that to Matt, right? And you could hear the balls hitting his ass, and then Matt started like rapping. Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god, you wigger. They were having sex so loud, the blender in the back was like, can you guys keep it down? I can't hear myself making juices. So he was clapping the fuck out of his ass. It was a crazy day, dude. That was like seven, eight years ago. I was like nine, nine or ten years ago, we watched that happen and we didn't think anything of it. I just thought they were I thought it was really cool

Yeah, I was like, oh what? We're in a very liberal Hollywood Hollywood people fuck themselves on fuck other people on stage, you know in front of you the thing that pissed me off the most is They ran the light They did rent they did about seven minutes of fucking they did Well, they were into it. They did run the light. They did about seven minutes of fucking on stage and it pissed me off. Well they were into it, they couldn't see it. Yeah. Want to eat amazing food but don't want to spend forever preparing it?

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He is a hot guy. God, what jaw structure on him, which is all fake. He obviously got it. I think McDudd is hotter. Yeah. Fellas. McDudd from the hate watch podcast I'll not you're out as hot as comedians fellas, please never suck to you never sucked

Not comedies never suck me that is like honor never sucked execs Conner is on our podcast because he hasn't sucked anyone off true That is very true anyone in true business. Yeah, no one show business I do love this idea that these guys, like, I love it just as Hollywood executives, that they just ask. You come into a room, you go to Viacom, you go up to the 30th floor,

there's just two guys there that are like, well, if you wanna suck us off, we'll give you a career. You have cigars in the mouth. Hey, you're gonna suck us off, son. He will create a TikTok account for you. Like Matt's so retarded he has not opened his own account on TikTok.

Yeah, right. We'll give you online success. We'll give you a password you can for a guy. What does that even mean? Because you know we own Star Wars. Sonny, you suck me off. I'll tell you all the best hashtags. You're tired of retrieving your password to your email.

Well, all that'll be gone if you're suck me off. It's just, I don't know. I think it's fake actually. It is fake, because the only reason it's fake is that because Matt, if Matt was all of a sudden in a movie star, you mean? Like he was in every movie, I'd be like, maybe there's some truth to this,

but he's just a fucking stand-up comic. Yeah. I'm gonna say why would a guy that rich that you could see he's got very successful, he's a hustler, he's got a big house, he makes rules, he has 799 rules at least, so he's a hustler and he designed a code for others. Why about a guy who's educating people to be successful like that and that is that rich? Why would he lie about that? Right? It just doesn't make any sense. I'm back.

I'm with Joey again. I'm for that. But well, here's the thing. He didn't explain it in a way that seemed honest to me. Oh, it's Alfa rule. It seemed like a like a liar. It does seem like weird that he would jump and suck him up before he could even get to the door. That does seem a little bit.

Also, the video was very set up. He's not just honestly saying it. He goes, and there was a comedian there. And then at the end he goes, and that comedian was Matt Wright. Like, it's too cinematic. What's that guy standing up though? Can you look that up?

I'm curious. Neema Ali, what was his name? I have no idea. He looks like a little little woman on YouTube. Neema, Matt Rife suck off. I'm gonna start to type that in, suck off. It's a video from Tribal Cafe. It goes, there are 10 million results.

It's just Meadspin. Neema, Neema Yamini, Neema Yamini comedy. Sue's Yemenis. But now he's like, I am very big in comedy. Matt Rife better than Chappelle. This is him talking about Matt Reif. Let's see if he sounds like him. The community has an immense amount of support. And I commend them for how far they've come. Now you have this new trans comedian who actually just surpassed 100 million tickets this year.

I think his name is Matt Reif. He's calling Matt Reif trans. He's, you know, I believe that too. That rules. By the way, this is not related to this, but I just, I remember this comment. Somebody on like a YouTube video called Joe Rogan. They call him the first male to male Transperson That was really really funny. It's the best attack. That's the best. That's the best joke about Rogan. I've ever heard

Of course with feminine body movements and subpar jokes But it has an immense amount of support and that's led to feminine body movements and subpar jokes, but it has an immense amount of support, and that's led to- Feminine body movements and subpar jokes. This is just like- This is a bitter guy. He's like a bitter guy. I like it. I don't think he ever did stand up.

I don't think that's- Yeah, I don't think so either. In today's society. It is funny to think of a guy who's just jealous and bitter, and he just starts going like, this guy's not better than me He's just gay. Yeah It's funny. Yeah to imagine a guy that just he simply works at like TD Ameritrade He's like I'm gonna go I'm gonna start a big rumor that Matt right. He said you come in Matt right sucked off to executives

And they're all like what was that? What the hell are you up to, Neema? Jesus Christ. Because I fucking hate him so much, he's seen his fucking special, he fucking sucks. He fucking stinks at comedy so much, I'm gonna lie about it, I mean, he's trans, and he sucks people off. It's also so funny that is his house in that video,

he lives on a beachfront property, it's like, why are you doing that? Your life kicks ass. Right, your life is great. You just hate Matt Reif. It's probably, in all honesty doing that? Your life kicks ass. Your life is great. You just hate Matt Reif. And probably, in all honesty, that probably isn't his house. He must have access to it. He's either renting it or he's a real estate agent.

That looks like a hotel. Yeah, he's Airbnb. Airbnb in Mexico. A lot of these influencers, like, they want to act like they're rich. They'll go rent a place and fill the life of a man. Well, that guy's also just trolling, because in that video he goes,

and before I became successful in business I was actually a stand-up comedian. Yes vague business. It's like Tai Lopez shit Yeah, it's like if those as for Tai Lopez. He's like, he's like, let me show you how to become a millionaire He goes, this is my Corvette. This is my Ferrari Matt Reif sucked off to executives one time in front of me He's like whoa, what the fuck? Why? Who cares? But Matt Reif does suck ass at comedy. And I, Matt, I,

I love him. I, one time I saw Matt Reif walking across the street and he had a notebook in his back pocket. And I thought that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. That's the funniest thing you've ever seen in your fucking life. I'm like, can you even write?

It's all written in crayon. Matt Rife in comedy, they probably treat, like if anyone, if like the laugh factory sees Matt Rife like, like read, they probably treat him like a fucking slave in real days. And they go, you could fucking read, boy. Who's letting this, who's letting our boy with the book?

Who taught you how to read, boy? There's no books, just emojis. Imagine Matt Wright with a gel pad and fucking groundwork coffee, writing. What is he writing? It's all of his favorite books. He's just like bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh.

Cook out. Bruh. Bruh. Cook out. He goes ask people what they do for living. Bruh. Fuck you. You're fine.

You'll have a great life. He's right now. Ask people what they do. Ask people how they met. Buy more jewelry. You'll have a great life. He's right down ask people what they do What they how they met by more jewelry By more jewelry Who's the head of the laugh factory?

Indian yeah, the Indian I don't remember his name, but he's like a little Indian little Indian oh no I lie truly know nothing I don't like that he's got too much fucking ovens the toilet name it owns like I am merely just a custodian for the toilet either oh this guy the head of the laugh factory passes people he goes you wrote your college thesis on how drunk girls be? You are best, my friend, you are best. The owner of the laugh factory is like,

we book a met right favorite and he brings in so much pussy. He brings in so much pussy. You know, I have so little respect for the laugh factory, all the years we did stand up, I never, I don't even know where the door is to get in. I've never been inside that place. I've never been inside. I truly never said I don't think I ever will Especially now I would see literally the dumbest place for comedy of all time

I've never Jamie is the guy the Indian guy's name Jamie so Jamie Masada. Yeah. Yeah, I've never been there either But I just know him body body is the body guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, body, body. There was white woman around us, we had to rape. She got on the bus, buddy. By the way, getting a little crazy though, like have you guys seen, like ever since we, you know, listen, we make Indian jokes here, every podcast that's funny makes Indian jokes about rape.

Here's the thing, if you guys seen like, like ever since we did our last episode, I've seen like four different videos on Twitter, go viral of like Indian guys just surrounding a white woman that's like visiting and like trying to rape her basically. Hey, watch ahead of the curve once again. We always, we're like, we're kind of a true crime pod.

We're trans setters. We break big cases. We're drawing, we're kind of a true crime pod. We're trend setters. We break big cases, we're drawing attention in eyes. We break big cases and we defend the wrongfully accused like you're Sheldon Richardson's and your- Cobra murders and whatnot. And you've been wrongfully accused. And you, yeah, I'll defend you today. Oh, no, thousands of times.

Thousands of women have come out against me. And I know you're guilty and I'll still defend you to the day I die. I don't think that is in that that can't be used in court, but like like thousands of women have accused me of rape independent You know unconnected accusations. Devin's never gang rape though, but here's out there on his own Listen, he's ever raped at all. I've never raped anybody ever life yeah ever But thousands have accused me of it I've never raped anybody ever. For life. For life. Ever. But, thousands have accused me of it. Alleged.

And they have, they allege things about me. They allege things about me. And then, you know what, I'm actually, I'm going to court over, not rape. A lot of them were hurt in the aftermath when they came out with their sword. I had a lot of people show hurt in the aftermath when they came out with their Intipidated and beaten you. I had a lot of people show up to their homes. I don't know if I could say that, but a lot of people showed up to their homes and like really You had nothing to do with-

No, they were- If somebody came to their houses and attacked them and beat them and threatened them There's some as a fan. Cause I have defenders out there, so a bunch of people went over there and they were to the game the one-two. The cap healers. You gotta give these ladies the one to when they when they When they went no, well, not me I do it once again

I've never done anything but a lot of people in my name have given these ladies the one to Because they fucking had the nerve to speak out against you know what I did to the lie and we disavow them against what I did. To lie. And we disavow them. We don't support that here. They operate like Ethan Hunt, where if you get caught, then we have the ability to pretend that you were never on staff.

It's so gross, the narratives that these people can run with. You know? It makes me sick to my stomach. It's unbelievable. You start to, you know, when you're backed against the corner and people are saying shit like this about you and you want to just Scream you probably you I you wouldn't let me have sex with you. Yeah. Yeah The most annoying thing is you know you go it takes two to tango bitch Yeah, and you weren't dancing with me. What I eat is when the FBI starts going like... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she just queefed your semen into this cup and it's a perfect batch. Well, and then I go, right.

I mean, we had sex and then I tell the officer, I go, you, she didn't want it, but I wanted to have sex. And then she, and then they go, but she, so that's a crime. That's great. Yeah. But I go, no. No. All you gotta do is say no. Well, I go, yeah, I wanted to say. Damn it, you're good. No! All you gotta victim of violence here. Fucking, you're trying to get me off of her.

That's sick. This is where we're sick. I don't like this move. This bit does suck. It sucks. It's over. Should we end it today? That was my fault for bringing it up.

Yeah, it's ended. This is the official last time that I pretend that. It's a bit of rape. Buddy, it's up to you. It's up to you. No, I'm gonna keep breaking it. It's up to you, but it's over. I don't care.

I don't care. This bit, it's up to you, this bit is over. So, you know, man, just, you know, clean up your life a little bit. How about this? Everybody stop accusing Devin, and we'll stop doing the bit. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I was horny. using Devin and we'll stop doing the bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I was horny No, it's horrible. I'm we're kidding here on the hate watch. Yeah Big joke. I don't talk to people. They wouldn't rape a fly No, I have captured a few flies There's a lot of I look jar full of flies. Yeah, the visual of just squashing a fly with your dick is very funny. But here's the thing, I don't like when rape turns into murder and those flies, they're all after me now. These flies.

That is one of my funniest... Wow. You seem like the craziest person. Wow. You seem like the craziest person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of my favorite Devon stories, by the way, is he got into a fight with a guy who ran a mic, who, you know, Devon just talking to.

Who was accused of rape. Didn't know that. At the time, he wasn't yet. Do you want to see? I think I have the video somewhere on my phone of me screaming at that guy. This is a lot of people at the open mic. I've never seen it.

The guy was yelling. He goes, Devon was just like being,. Yeah, the guy was yelling, he goes, Devin was just like being, you know, classic like Devin where he's like, all right, you wanna like argue? Like I'll argue back, dude. And then the guy was like, cause Devin had like some jokes

that aren't completely woke, so they could be interpreted as misogynistic. This was at the Lyric Hyperion Open Mic. This guy ran the Lyric and there was an open mic there and we'd have to pay five bucks to get up. And one time I went to- We told the story on the mic and the- I think we might've, one time I had to do it,

or I did it and the guy had his employees that worked there. They were like, they were in the room for the open mic wearing like, they were, they were in the room for the open mic wearing like, they were, they were, they were hosting the open mic and they were not speaking a language. They were speaking fake Russian and bringing everybody up with fake Russian and it was ruining the mic.

And they were ruining, it's just ruining the whole thing. And then in the middle of like the set, the owner of the place walked in in of dress and was like heckling people And I was like what is going on? This is like not okay. You're just confused you run an open mic You're not allowed to just like fucking steal people's money. Well. He ran in saying it was over right that was the whole thing He's he tried getting me off stage and shit. That's not happening. And he was a real cocksucker. I think here it is. Oh.

Gotta airdrop it. Airdrop that shit. Let me see if this is it. No, this isn't it. This is me filming losers. I wanna see that later for sure. Fuck, keep talking guys. Hold on, let me find this in a second.

Wait, so was it the same night where, I remember the owner of that place doing this bit where him and his employees came in and they pretended that the place was closed. Yes. In the middle of that place doing this bit where he, him and his employees came in and they pretended that the place was closed. Yes. In the middle of an open mic. They came in and they said the open mic were.

It's over, sorry. No, they actually did that before. They did that at another open mic. So I was just fed up. I'm like, you guys can't keep charging money and then ruining people's time that are paying. With your ceiling. To have him keep looking,

but the reason I brought it up is because Devon reminded me of this great line that he had that night, is the guy starts responding to Devon, he's being like, this is like, stop fucking, like people are trying to do comedy here, like what are you doing? What are you talking about guys?

Like stop, you're heckling, you're doing nonsense intros. And he goes, well, you know, I mean a lot of women say that you make doing nonsense intros. And he goes, well, you know, I mean, a lot of women say that you make them feel very uncomfortable. Yeah, exactly. And then Devin goes, I don't even talk to women. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The ultimate rebuttal. All the rape accusations. Devin has two of the best rebuttals in all time. Whenever it comes to politics or women, everybody accuses them of being like a psycho right wing nut. He's like, I don't even vote. Shut up. That's why the goof works is because Devon literally doesn't even use like a shy sweet boy. Yeah, I don't care. I mean, listen, I don't, I don't do anything bad. I'm very respectful. Who took this video by the way? I don't know. Somebody in the

crowd. Some guy came up to me afterwards from San Diego, he's like, that was fucking the best thing I've ever seen. This is it. So this is this cocksucker. They were literally, they owned the place and they were ruining everyone's set and we all had just paid. So I was like, well, I'm getting my money back. So after this set, after what you're about to see, I went out into the lobby

and the guy is behind the counter as a barista and I'm screaming at him. Fuck yeah. We're getting in a big fight. I throw his sign into the street. I was the angriest I've ever been in comedy. I love you. I was like, you're a fucking loser.

I go, you know, every fucking inner circle around here talk shit about you. We all fucking hate you. Everyone fucking hates you. And then he said that thing about me, oh, women are uncomfortable around me. And I go, that's not true. I don't speak to any woman ever.

And then I found out five months later, this guy sold the place and moved to Europe because he was being charged with like me too. Oh, you're Balansky. So this is like fucking seven eight years That's what's happening, Dave. You're both, you're all three of you are the biggest losers of all time. You're all losers. Losers. And this guy, let's talk about this guy.

He is a business owner. He let him work here and let people pay money and then he ended the mic early under false pretenses. But he did nothing about it because you're a shitty fucking bar. I fired this, this is the first mic back in four months. He was allowed to get away with it. We all paid money.

I actually paid this guy. I'm gonna fire him. Because he's a fucking old comedy loser that doesn't have jokes. So this joke is a really good joke. And you have no confidence in yourself as a man either. You hate everything good. And the way to counteract that is to be a fucking loser. That's your thing. You, you get confidence because you suck

And this is a funny dance. What is this? Is that supposed to be good? You stink too. We can put a hat as funny as fucking moron No, it's not. To children it is. Why don't you fucking shake some keys? Hey, seriously. No, you're here. To children it is. We can eat it as a party. Why don't you fucking shake some keys? Make it serious. No, you're here soon, Michael. I'm serious. Right. I fucking hate all of you.

All of you sucks. We may have- You all suck. We may have- And this mic used to be great, great comics used to come. It really used to be good. Like who? Maria Tepo?

Who is here? You all took over. And the only people you'll talk to are decent comics that have billing. All they have to do is they have like a- if they have a credit that you think they're good. Cause that's where you're coming from. Right. Uh huh. That's it. Anyway, hope you guys all have great sets. What a man of the people.

Oh God. I hope Louie jerked off in front of all of you. I told Louis you're gone from all you know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha they're set. And he has his, this guy behind the drums, I don't know who's filming this. These guys are baristas there, they work for the dude. And he's allowing them, and they're bringing people up and they're not speaking, they're speaking like a fake language, which is just ruining everything. And they just stole money from people. So after that dude, I actually I that guy could have like like Called the cops like I was like kind of vandalizing his coffee shop. I threw a few things you truly a hero, dude

I love you guys Like hearing you on stage the whole time was expecting you to be like oh maybe Devin was wrong Like hearing you on stage the whole time was expecting you to be like, oh, maybe Devin was wrong. Every word you said, I was like, oh, Devin made a very good point here and he's completely right about all of it. Dude, you know how fucking,

I think the night I found out, somebody told me in comedy later on, they were like, I was like, yeah, so what's going on with that fucking guy? And they were like, oh, he moved to Europe. He was being accused of sexual misconduct. He's being hunted, yeah. And I remember getting hammered that night.

I bought everyone around me shots. I was like, this is amazing. Woo! Ha ha ha ha ha! He overdrew your account, could you do that at me? Dude, I can't believe I wasn't there that night. That's the one time I wasn't there. Yeah, well, you know what?

I was there with Richie, was there. Richie actually got pretty hardcore too with me. Richie was like screaming at this guy too. Richie went up before me and they were ruining his set. They were like talking through it and like doing claps at weird random times. And I was like, I was just, oh my, I was like seething in the corner.

So then I went up and the minute anyone said anything, I was, I just, I flipped the fuck out. And I started, I just started going off on them. I fucking hated those people. And that was what, I'm not kidding, that was a regular week in comedy. In LA back in 2017. That was like every fucking week.

There were open mics where they would fucking take our name out of the bucket if they were like, they're a white man. And they'd put you up last. And you were like, this is supposed to be a lot of, they'd pull your name out of the bucket, it's supposed to be like a lottery. And you'd be like, oh hell yeah, I can finally,

I have other things to get to. I'm trying to do another mic tonight because I'm working hard at what I wanna do. And they go, no, you're white. And they'd put your name back in the bucket. What would drive me fucking nuts is they had a separate, like a separate bucket sometimes for women and men. And they're like trying to make it equal being like,

well women have a hard time getting up at Mike, so let's make a separate bucket for women. How is that hard? But I was like, we all had the exact same chance of getting our fucking name pulled. It's actually incredibly misogynistic of you to be like, a woman is on stage now, rather than the individual themselves. It would drive me up a fucking wall.

I'm like, this is like reverse progressiveness. Carl, do you remember that other open mic? I don't wanna say the name, because I do love that place, but they were the best, it was like a show every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they started a list where it was non,

it was like you could be non-binary or something. They had a whole, they had a list where it was non, it was like you could be non binary or something. They had a whole, they had a separate list. Like this is like literally like segregation at this point. It's Jim Crow. They started, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like 1916 Alabama. They started another list for people that don't identify as a man or a woman.

So then miraculously every week, apparently everybody was non-binary and sign it up on this fucking list so they could get up early and leave. So out of nowhere there was just all these people that you're like well that's a woman that's a man I've known them for fucking eight years and out of nowhere you're non-binary. So they could get up. Yeah, because they had to be respectful of non-sex. And that's what drove us up a fucking wall and that's why the Hate Watch podcast and Lemon Party exist.

Because of that fucking bullshit. I was so close to walking into one of these places with a fucking Molotov cocktail. I swear to fucking God, I would sit out in my car wondering what could I do about this. They were hurting my life. And I just moved to New York, that was my story. I was like, well this sucks, I'm out of here.

That's great. Yeah dude, it was almost more sexist to be like, well wouldn't they have a hard time driving so they're later to the mic than everyone else. So they get to sign up in a separate bucket. Yes. Jesus. They're having a hard time driving so they're later to the mic than everyone else so they get to sign up in a separate bucket Yes, Jesus. They're having a hard time parallel parking outside. So why don't you give them some extra time? You know, I feel like maybe we've done a little bit of a of a self satisfying episode so far Do you guys want to watch like maybe like like finish up on like a body cam thing? Hell yeah

I'm looking this angel right wait. You don't want to mess more I think yeah, okay? Let's let's watch this okay, so this is Connor Explan- Okay, this is a 32 year old Toronto man who came to pick up a 15 year old girl and he escapes in his tiny car. Dude, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. He's got a Toronto Raptor. So this is literally the most cartoonish car I've ever seen

and it's apparently like a Toronto Raptors Mobile or something? What's he gonna sit on his lap? Do the candies out? What is this? It's Pod! Roger. Roger? Hey Roger, can I have a chat with you?

Just a chat man. I don't wanna call the police, I just wanna have a chat with you, okay? So why do you think it's okay brother? And I'm just filming for our own protection so you can't tell the police I thought you okay? No, no, Roger It's a Toronto Raptors like golf cart basically, but it's covered. It looks like a smart car, but even smaller. Yes dude. Dude, the pedophile hunter is doing a brisk walk and he's going the. She's 15 Roger, you can't do that.

Dude why are pedophiles so fucking funny? Can we like get into this question? Why do they have to the funniest car you've ever seen? Why do they always show up and when they get caught they just they turn into fucking Buster Keaton. Like, remember the twinkerist, the guy that got in the Ravford, he drove into the pole and then back like why are they, when you corner a

Pedophile they turn into fucking Steve Harvey. They turn into the greatest comic There's gonna be a video eventually where it's like we're asking this man why he's meeting up with a ten-year-old girl And like that's him over there. He's in an Oscar Meyer wiener Another pedophile shows up in the Domino's tracker car Shame on you just Push the car over he literally good. Yeah, that's a Roger she's only 15 One handing the steering wheel I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen.

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I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. I'm the queen. Roger! You know you can go to jail, Roger! She's 15, Roger! That's so fucking funny. He's just trying to escape in this car that goes 10 miles per hour. Dude, he has to get out and run. It's insane.

Roger, shame on you! I won't take this to the police! I Won't take this to the police shame on you Roger we saw Why did he show up in this car dude? Why did he show up in this thing? Is it the only thing he's legally allowed to drive? Yeah, something like that. Or he's like it fits kids size? Who's her pedophile? I don't fucking know. It's crazy. Even the guy in the ped all hundreds laughing oh my god

It's got no he's got fucking gold look at this It's like I'm gonna do Iron Man numbers with this Amazing dude why are pedophiles are the best comics they really are There's so funny dude. They come with props. Roger Crystal-yum. Right, truly. Oh my god. Like I was amazed.

That's the best thing I've ever seen. That's the funniest thing I've ever- I wish we could find the full fucking- No, I found that earlier this week, and I watched the first 10 seconds, and I went, you know what, I'm not going to watch this because I want to save it for the podcast. I love that he turns around, tries to do a U-turn,

and they're going the other way. They're like, Roger, we can still see you! Roger, come on, man! The fact that his name is Roger, they just keep yelling Roger at him. We need to make a hate watch Mario Kart where it's like Roger. Twink-er-is.

Twink-er-is. Tesla Road Ranger. Togga Guy on his bicycle. Togga guy on his bicycle talking about his bicycle Living man's defending all of them in court. He's riding a hoverboard made out of the US Constitution It is everyone's right right to meet a girl, a young girl in a Toronto Raptors Mobile. Natural law. Natural law.

There's nothing against a Toronto Raptor. That car is so, how did he get that car? The thing is he like must work for the Raptors. He must work for the, yeah. He must work for the team and he showed up in this little clown mobile. Oh That kicks so much ass. That's so good. Yeah, it really does. It's Top 10 videos All right, folks, we love you. Thank you for listening. We'll be back next week.

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