Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Cocaine Bears

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

We walked out of Napoleon, John and Joey have a weird night, the case of Wendi Adelson and her sinister scheme https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/hatewatch50 and use code hatewatch50

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. For Shabo, uh,

we would do this thing we thought was the funniest thing on Earth. Do you remember the soap dispensers in, like, bathrooms, right? So you press down on them and it squirts soap out. They still have those. Yeah, yeah. But you know what I mean. Shut up.

Let me guess. He's like, do you remember? Let me guess. Let me guess. Was it cum? Yes. Why is John so shocked that I... No.

We would literally skip class, go to the bathroom, just to squirt it out real quick and go like, and like scream in the bathroom. just squirt it out real quick and go like, scream in the back. It was the funniest. You would cum into the machine? No, we made his soap look like cum. We thought it was the funniest thing on earth. We were doing it for like 20 minutes and then go back to class.

And then like, it was amazing. It was so fun. So you guys, crazy night last night. We went to go see Napoleon. John had his old high school friends in town who we went to go see Napoleon John had his old high school friends in town who he went to

high school with because he's a grade below he was held back I was held back in the ninth grade

so he had he has a whole other group of high school friends Joey and I we were you know

Mensa candidates so we were we graduated much earlier but so we went to go see Napoleon

with John and all of his high school friends and we get a little boozed up before I guess oh we were menacing we went to go see Napoleon with John and all of his high school friends. And we get a little boozed up before, I guess. Oh, we were menacing. We went to Moruya, and Japanese people have an option.

They'll give you, like, you can get, like, a three-ounce Sapporo, or the next size is, like, 34 ounces. They give you a cartoon-sized mug. It's huge. And so we weren't that drunk, though. So then we go to Napoleon. But two of those and then a bunch of sake. And then you realize, like, two of those are six beers plus all the sake.

Yeah. So it kind of hammered getting to Napoleon. Sake's fun because you do shots, but you don't feel like it's, like, that heavy. You know? No, it's like doing shots of wine. Yeah. A little bit better. Yeah, higher wine. So we go to Napoleon.

These are guys we all went to an all-guys Catholic high school at, and they're very wild, militant high school. So just because Napoleon is kind of gay in the movie, everyone wants to walk out 45 minutes in.

I'm kind of enjoying it. You were loudly calling him a cuck, and people were laughing, though. That is true, but that's because... Strangers were laughing, and Devin were loudly calling him a cuck. And people were laughing, though. That is true, but that's because... Strangers were laughing at Devin being like, what a cuck. Well, I mean, yeah, but I was still interested in the storyline. I wanted to see how this cuck became...

Emperor. Emperor, yeah. I was really confused. The first 45 minutes of the movie spent all their time just going like somebody would come up to Napoleon and go like, your wife is fucking some guy. And then Napoleon would just go like, oh. Yeah, the movie's basically,

it basically is a show that Napoleon was no different than like, Adam 22. Napoleon's like, whoever wins at Waterloo gets to fuck my wife. Yeah, he's like in Egypt in Egypt blowing up the pyramids and his generals are coming up to him and they're like your wife is fucking the whole town and he goes god damn it I married her last week I'm sure there's a reason for why

that's so focused on the film I didn't find out and I guess tell why I mean there were Frenchmen in front of us did you guys notice that there were these two French guys they were laughing at the Frenchmen in front of us. Did you guys notice that? There were these two French guys. Those guys were... They were laughing at the movie. Those right in front of us.

Right in front of us. And then the other people left because they were tired of us calling Napoleon a cuck throughout the movie. So they walked up to the... They sat like directly in front of the screen. They were like, this is better than being in front of those fucking retards.

I kept laughing when like horses would explode and shit and they made them really annoyed. Well, it was one of those where just everyone drank too much where everyone was so restless. Five minutes would not go by in the movie without a person getting up to go to the bathroom or like, I'm getting a drink.

You guys want anything? It was retarded. I don't know why we decided to go to a two and a half hour Ridley Scott historical movie. There's also something that happens when you're with like seven dudes in one group and you're all drunk. It's like very like chimp like shit. You become like a war party. And the chimp like aspect of

it though is we were all, all your friends were genuinely disgusted. Like they were like God hates fags people. Like it was like they were so angry the minute the movie was like Napoleon was kind of gay.

I knew he was going to be a cuck. Me too. But I was like, and I didn't care, and I actually want to watch that movie. I just can't watch movies when I'm drinking, period. I get so restless. I can't focus. And then it's just like, I walked out.

I was getting another drink. And then while I was getting a drink, one of our friends was like, dude, they have Godzilla. And then I'm like, what do you mean? There's a new Godzilla? And I heard it's great. I hear the new Godzilla is great. We should maybe go see that.

So we went to Godzilla in the middle of Napoleon. And then the rest of the night turned into me walking with Joey. We went into like three different movie theaters to look for his vape. That was just fun. He kept dropping it under seats. Joey's always losing his vape. So we were like spelunking in theaters. Like I had my camera light on.

We were detectives together. I just liked that. I wanted to do that all night. You love losing stuff. It's like one of your favorite Joey loses stuff. I love losing stuff and trying to find it. It's a pastime for you. You're looking for clues. It's a real pastime. You've lost and found the flirt. Yeah. But yeah, we couldn't hold

in our laughter. There's a scene in the movie where Napoleon he found his wife in like a day like just from across the feet like he just looked at her like at a thing and then they're just together and then it cuts to him like just

butt fucking her he's fucking the shit out of her and he looks really gay while doing it. It's like the way we would pretend to fuck things in high school. Literally, it looks like a kid fucking the lunch table at the cafeteria to get a laugh. And everyone just started laughing, and then I was like,

I don't think we're going to be able to make it in this movie. This is the most... That's when you knew... I was like, it's not... Yeah, because I was like, that's a comedic scene. And everyone laughed in the theater and i'm like so no one's respecting this movie right now no we're we're not gonna make it another

15 minutes and then we did it and then we went out we had a good night and then i kind of you know i packed it in a little early it was like 2 a.m i went home i i get i wake up today to a text from john at like 5 a.m he goes devy Debbie, you're going to need to carry the show tomorrow, buddy. We're still out. And then I go on John's Instagram and it's just him, like he's having a home, he's in the middle of Skid Row like having a homeless man suck his tits.

He's standing on a street corner with his tits being sucked by some like crazy guy. And then another homeless guy walks by. Can you do a play that video? Play the video. Another homeless guy walks by and asks for money and John goes get the fuck out of here my tits are getting sucked it was deranged it's it's like um when fuck boys be like last night was a movie

yeah it was that but it was a very bad movie and it was like a student film it was a gay student it's like there's something about the johns yeah i'm gonna find it i think it's on john's student film. It was a gay student film. Do you have the video? Yeah, I'm going to find it. I think it's on John's Instagram. I didn't put it on my Instagram. Just airdrop it. You guys went to an after hours spot after that, right? Well, let's start at the beginning.

We went to Spring Street. Keep talking. I'm going to airdrop this. We hit up pretty much every bar I know of. We ended up pretty much every bar I know of, and then we ended up at a gay bar. And that's when, right before we went to the gay bar, is when I got my tit sucked. You know what's annoying about this?

What? Is that you left the night, you and Joey got on bird scooters. You guys got on them like Fast and the Furious. We're like, we're out of here. John thinks he's Ryan Gosling in Drive when he gets on a bird scooter. And John literally said, he goes, I got to get home, buddy. I got work in the morning. I'm out until 6 in the morning.

If you were out until 6 a.m. Okay, so here's John. I haven't seen this video yet. Getting his tits sucked by some. He was a lonely little twink. No clue who this is. He wanted to suck a tit. Suck a tit one more time.

What's your name? Um, yours. Yours? Jesus Christ, John. He's sucking my tits. I have no cash, John, man. Fucking get out of here? Why'd you say that?

Yeah, he goes, he's sucking my tits. Get fucking out of here. Get out of here. You're like Rats-O-Rizzo. Get my tits up right here.. Get fucking out of here. Get out of here. You're like Rats-O-Rizzo. Get my tits up right here. Get the fuck out of here. He's sucking my fucking tits up right here. He then asked, did we get the word?

It's not in the video, but at the end, he was like, hey, you got any change? And I was like, yeah, I'll give you five bucks to suck my tits. And then he started coming over here like he was going to suck my tits. That was sadistic. And I was like, no, get out of here. He's sucking my tits. I have no cash. He's sucking my tits. That was sadistic. And I was like, no! Get out of here. He's sucking my tits. I have no cash. He's sucking my tits. Fucking get out of here. This is the weirdest game.

Oh, you might have got it. You might have got it. Hold on, keep playing. We don't need your distractions. We don't need your distractions. I don't know. I ain't no... No, you're good. No, no, no offense taken. I'm doing great, but we like to suck tits. John is being so aggressive with homeless people. You're being so mean to that guy.

What did that guy do to you? Nothing. That was the weirdest behavior ever. Hey, this guy's trying to suck my tits. He's like white knighting the guy who's sucking his tits. Hey, buddy, there's a time and place. He's sucking my tits right now at 5 a.m. on Grand Street. I just airdropped a photo of...

Oh, yeah, put the photo up. So then we go into the gay bar. Say that again, Joey. I'm sorry. Then we go into the gay bar. And at a lot of gay bars, they do like a clothing check. I've had a lot of friends go to gay bars lately. Gay bars kick ass.

I had another friend. They do like a coat check so you can just put all your clothes. Real quick. Connor and his friends went to a gay bar. Because he's not going to be able to tell the story. Oh, this is so fucking funny. Connor and his friends went to a... They were with...

He was with his friends and one of his friend' girlfriend wanted to go to a gay bar. I don't know, girls think it's a funny thing, or cute, or whatever the fuck. They go, and they go, hi, look at bags. And so they went, and then they ran into a friend that they knew, and they were like, what are you doing here? They were like, you must be, are you, they thought he was there because like, a girl you doing here? Like, they were like, you must be, are you, like, they thought he was there because, like,

a girl must have brought you here, too. They thought one of their friends hit him up and said to meet us there. Yeah. And then he was like, no, I'm just here. And he's standing in front of a guy, like, in a thong, like, doing a lap dance on him. Fuck off, he has a thong on?

No, no, he doesn't, but it was literally the Vito scene. The Vito spat him for it, but he was going like, guys, I'm not gay. Like, he was trying to convince them that he wasn't gay. That's so sad, man. So this is what you did? This is you? I hang out with the boys, man.

This is insane, John. You are, I mean, you can just admit, you can just come out if you want to. I'm not. This was the weirdest place. What was this place called? But you love this shit. You love this shit. I love being shirtless with dudes.

You're hanging out with like gay Hasan Minhaj. That guy does look exactly like Hasan Minhaj. This looks like your friend Nate. What is this? You know, I just like to hang out with the boys. Why do you know about this place? And why did we decide to go? It's right above a bar I like to go to.

And I went there once with Buddy Rob. So you guys did coke all night. Well, hang on. Let me just tell about that place first. Let's talk about that. Because we got there, and every single person has their shirt off. And John instantly just goes, he's like, all right, dude, I'm taking my fucking shirt off. Hey, check your clothes.

Thank you for the professionalism. You know, this is like a horrible way to start the podcast because there's already people on the Patreon like angry at me. They think I'm John's social worker and they're like, they think we're bad friends. They think he's like literally. John is the bad influence. They think he's in the gutter right now. He's the one taking us to these places. I mean, there's a lack of understanding.

This is a comedy show and things are exaggerated. But yeah, no, I mean, this is. Also, John's ability to get crazy exceeds. You're an unstoppable force. No matter how many times I talk to you, give you advice, we have like sit downs, one-on-ones. It's just you leave and you just go right to a gay bar. Also, his office

does look great now. His office space looks like a great apartment. It looks like a great studio apartment. I'm doing better, fellas. His office space is delightful. I wouldn't worry about John. He's doing great. He's having his tits sucked on 6th Street. I'm immensely depressed.

You're a mess. I'm immensely depressed. You're immense. I'm immensely depressed. I'm drowning my feelings and getting my tits sucked by a twink on the fucking corner of Broadway and 30. Why are you so sad? I was literally, I talked to my boss about it today.

I'm like, dude, I'll have like a really good week and then I'll have a really bad week and then I'll have a really good week and then I'll have a really bad week. And I'm like, what the fuck's going on?'m not bipolar i know that for a fact it does run in my family but i i've seen what bipolar people are like i'm not that you know what i mean but maybe i could be like a little bit up in there you're on the spectrum of that i think we're all

on the spectrum of that but maybe i'm just more on the spectrum you get a little more manic than others oh i get very manic sometimes you're close but that's the funny thing i i talked to my therapist about this he's like he i was like i think i might be manic and he was like yeah john you're not manic manic's when people like have delusions and shit and i was like yeah he goes i have someone i want to introduce you to and i think you'd be you guys would would i think you'd fall in love it's f scott fitzgerald because you're zelda fitzgerald. She had BPD. It was like... No, but we go into the gay bar, and you can check your clothes. You check your clothes.

I'm just trying to get Joey to take his shirt off. I'm trying to get Joey to take his shirt off. You have to take your shirt off. No, you don't have to, but it's everybody's shirtless. It's rude to not. And I'm like, dude, I'm not going to do it. This is disgusting. Homophobic. I'm not going to do it. This is disgusting. And I'm not gay people.

Homophobic. I'm not saying gay people are disgusting. No, but shirts off are disgusting. Yeah. Everyone's fucking tits are out. A bunch of hairy dudes. And John just kept pressuring me. And then I had a white knight.

It was the funniest thing ever. A leather daddy. John was the biggest guy there. John just kept being like, dude, take your fucking shirt off. You're being rude. I kept going to gay guys, and gay guys would go to John and go, honey, you look great. Take your shirt off. Like, holy shit.

And then I was just like this. I was like getting flustered. And then this, like, leather daddy dude. Shredded. Shredded. Jacked fucking. And he had, like, the whole leather costume with, like, his asshole out and everything. And he just goes like hey brother

if he doesn't want to take his shirt off then he doesn't have to oh hell yeah yeah you don't gotta take your shirt off man just do what makes you comfortable maybe he's not comfortable i think he just wanted to fuck you i think he will he wanted to get his trust out of you like my he was like he's like let's go talk about how you don't want to take your shirt off in the bathroom. He was my bro. He was a cool guy. He was my bro. He was a big Jack Latino bear.

Well, that's the other thing. That's where we belong. You know, we're bears. But yeah, so then what happened? Then we went to that after-hours place. So we left there. We got scooters. We got scooters.

Yeah. And then I fucking fucked my hand up. I don't even know how. From fisting? Yeah, from getting fisted. From you fisting. Joey and I shredded on those fucking scooters. We were blackout drunk.

I don't even remember a lot of this. And we crashed scooters. We wiped out on some mud somewhere going down a hill. It was fantastic. And then we get to the after hours place. And yeah, then it just turns into like it turns into that scene from flight yeah we're just like fucking there's we find two more gay guys and they're just like feeding us fucking john is like a magnet i don't know how like everywhere i attract i attract kill machines

and homosexuals it's crazy that's what i said yeah because i i didn't i had no interest in doing finding out you guys did coke today i honestly fuck there was a bunch of like everyone else is doing it we had honestly, there was a bunch of like, everyone else is doing it. We had a bunch of test dummies, you know, obviously. Everyone else is doing it and they're all on the floor. No, they're all having a great time. That is sort of the,

by the way, I don't even like coke. I never try to buy coke. John found these gay guys and I would just be sitting there and one of them would put a fucking key up to my nose and I would just literally go,

and then the key would be gone, and then I'd be like, okay. It's real communal activity. It's like... Did your assholes open up after? Was there poppers in them, kind of? Yeah. No, but that was...

Did you guys just start shitting yourselves? I'm going to be honest with you. That had the best music I've ever heard in any bar. I don't remember the music. The music was phenomenal, and it might have just been because I wanted a shit ton of coke. It's because of the environment. You're hammered and on coke. You were in your natural environment. Oh, it was phenomenal. It might have just been because I want a shit ton of coke. It's because of the environment. You're hammered and on coke.

You were in your natural environment. Do you ever think maybe you'll come out? Of the closet? No, I'm straight. I posted that picture on my Instagram of you with that guy and all the responses were, John's like, I can't believe you won't admit that he's gay. I mean, it's insane at this point.

I'm the gayest straight guy on earth. You do like... I would never fuck a man. They're disgusting. I would never fuck a man. Men are so fucking good. You like kissing them? You like holding them naked?

You always say that you would fuck a man in like three weeks if that was your only option. If women disappeared, yeah. What do you like about women so much? They're so hot, dude. Tits and ass. I'm an ass guy. I like long, tall women. I honestly have gay fucking... Long, tall women.

You like women you find at a sanctuary. Yeah, I got like gay taste in women. You like women you find at marshes. I like gay... Exactly. I got like... My taste in women is crazy. I like weird looking chicks.

You do. You like women that look like David Bowie which kind of means you're gay I think though kind of maybe I don't know but I just I'm not attracted to men

but let the people know your life's going a little bit you have a nice apartment Devin's really pushing this idea my life's going worse than it's ever been I'm immensely depressed and Devin Koss

is the number one cause of all show the picture of his office his office space looks good it looks better than mine we don't need to show it but his office space looks good. It looks better than mine. It looks great. But his office space looks good. I'm just saying it looks good. I'm doing better.

I just had an off week this week and I think it started because we kind of like, I think we had like an unofficial thing where it's like, hey, it's Sunday. The boys are done drinking. We kind of have that like weird

unofficial agreement between all of us. Right. I decided to drink on Monday. I was like, I'm going to go out. You broke it. I'm going to go out. You broke it. I'm going to go out.

You broke it. I'm going to have a good night. Yeah. I broke it. Well, things will get better. They are getting better. Your office space is in tune. Yeah, it's nice.

You have a bed. You got to slow down on the drinking. You got a lamp. You got a rug. Slow down on the drinking. Do a little jujitsu. I got to get into rock climbing or something. I need to go back to jujitsu

I need to find an activity that's crazy Why is it always the weirdest How about you just gotta get into Go to the gym How come everything to get in shape Has to be like I gotta get into Zip lining Do you remember me calling you

At the end of the night I went into a fucking convenience store Right down the street from me And I went to the guy and he looked weird he like looked asian oh you're wrestling his back dude he was his becky and i was like did you wrestle and he's like of course and i was like let's go and we fucking wrestled in his convenience store for like half an hour oh the guy worked there yeah he worked there and he was like he was like brother i cannot do it anymore i'm gonna get in trouble but he was fucking great were you guys doing takedowns and everything? He was fucking my shit up stand-up.

But on the ground, I was like, let me teach you a couple things. You were on the ground with Becky Clark. And then I was like, dude, you should come with me to Eddie Bravo's place. And he was like, brother, I got two other Uzbeks that wrestle. Let's go. You're the weirdest guy in the world. You just got to get it together. This is ridiculous.

Well, I'm going to go and wrestle him tonight. I'm going to go back there. That's going to be my jiu-jitsu. I'm going to fight this guy. I'm going to go to this Uzbeki convenience store owner every night and beat the guy. Johnny just goes to his 7-Eleven to wrestle his Uzbeki. John literally, he does the craziest things that like a child would do

and then calls, he calls me five minutes. He calls me all day. I love calling. I just love calling. He's like, you know an elf when Will Ferrell's learning new things

and he's like, I just turned on the stove and he calls James Connery. He goes, Dad, I just turned on the stove. John's like elf. He's constantly calling me and telling me about it.

I hate texting. Deranged. Like, I just fought a Uzbeki man. Yeah, they're not sweet, innocent things that he's learning. It's like I just did cocaine with the village people. I just like calling all the time, you know? It's better. Yeah.

Anyway, let's watch some stuff. What did we have? Well, this is too good to pass up. Okay. This is like out of the matrix where you're just like, I can't even believe. I looked at the title. I can't believe God gave us this. I can't believe this is a real clip.

If it loads for the love of fuck. But Lizzo flipped over Cardi B's cart. She's like on the back of the cart. Oh, no. And the golf cart like flips up. But for whatever reason, the Reddit's not loading. But imagine being Lizzo.

It's like you're just. She's disgusting. You're a walk-in freezer. How much do you have to weigh to flip a cart? 500 pounds? It's got to make it top heavy, which is kind of crazy. A lot.

Dude, like. This is really bothering me right now. It's got to make it top heavy, which is kind of crazy. A lot. Dude, like... This is really bothering me right now. It's got to be, like, fast, the cart. What do they call it? The, um... Fucking wheelbase. The wheelbase of the cart. The wheelbase of the cart.

The worst podcaster of all time. What do they call it? The wheel... The wheelbase. The wheelbase. The wheel base. The wheels. Like a conversation less interesting than what's going on at a bus stop right now. Sorry, guys.

I gave you hours of me getting my tits sucked by homos. I got to give a wheel base in there once in a while. What do they call the fluid that goes in that one part of your... What is that called? And then he just looks one part of your... What is that called? And then he just looks at me and goes, what is it called? Stops even trying. Well, the Lizzo video's not playing,

so we're moving on from that. Is Reddit fucked up? No, it's the Otter Nest. Apparently, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, people are worried about because he walked out of a place like this. You're ready to live the life you deserve. You know how amazing you are.

Is that a fake hand? I think he has like a cast or something. But you have so much to give with this. But people are like, they're all, this is one of those things that the internet loves to do where they go like, what the fuck is wrong with Morgan Freeman? And you want to just be like, he's 86. He's fucking old. Of course

he's fucking old. He looks like that black golfer from Happy Gilmore with the wooden hand. He looks like Chubbs. He looks like Chubbs. He did look like a fucking Wendigo or something. He looked very odd.

He's like a Slenderman kind of thing. He's like moving aroundender man kind of thing. A Wendigo. He's like moving around like the alien from science. Yeah. But the internet doesn't understand the concept of aging. He is old, but he's weirdly shaped. The internet loves to do this. They love to post a picture of somebody when they were 25, and then now they're 50, and they go,

what the fuck happened, y'all? And you're like, 25 years, like the process of aging kicked in. I think it's just shocking when you see like a celebrity and then like Michael Keaton, I remember for me,

I hadn't seen him. He took some time off and then when he popped up randomly, he had like a cameo in a comedy movie and it was like like, it felt like 30 years overnight. Just because I hadn't seen him. So I get it. It is shocking, but people

are retarded. They're just like, it's how biology works for aging. Ageism and stuff. Young people never understand that they will age. That's how it feels. Until it happens to you. No matter what. There's not a single young person that's ever it feels until it happens no matter what no no there's not a single young person that's ever like respected the process of aging that's why i love it just naturally

starts happening that's why i love like people especially in comedy when like age is a big commodity and you'll meet somebody who's like 21 and they're like all proud of their age or like 19 they're a big comedian and then they're just like oh this guy you know they'll make fun of your age for being older and then you're like i also was 19 this guy, you know, they'll make fun of your age for being older. And then you're like, I also was 19. You will be my age if you're lucky. And then that's how it, we all had that age. It's just how aging works. Yeah.

I mean, I never respected age. I remember I was like, I was like, I think I was like 11 or 12, and my mom, there was this like 15 or 16-year-old guy that like I kind of knew. I forget how I knew him, but my mom kept saying like, 11 or 12, and my mom, there was this, like, 15 or 16-year-old guy that, like, I kind of knew. I forget how I knew him, but my mom kept saying, like, he, like, really likes you, and he, like, thinks you're funny and stuff, and, like, wanted to, like, have, like, hang out. What? Or, no, maybe he wasn't.

That was a little too old. That was weird, dude. Maybe he was, like, 12, 13, and I was, like, 9. That's still odd, bro. That's not that crazy. It's not that crazy at that time. What do you think, a 13-year-old's a pedophile? He's like, I want to fuck that 9-year-old.

Yeah, I want to hang out. That's that good good. I want to hang out my night. But he wanted to hang out and stuff and set up playdates and that type of shit. And I remember my mom would be like, why don't you want to be like, because I'm like, he's a i'm like like he's old like fucking what a freak i'm like why does he want to hang out with me yeah but he wanted to hang out with me because i'm so kick-ass at nine but i remember yeah i remember thinking like uh that's no yeah even at that time like this old fucking man yeah I was like he's an old man

like you old fuck yeah yeah yeah anyway Joey why don't you explain we got a great case for you guys this week I love this case we got a great

great case the case of Wendy Adelson right I think that's her name I think that's her stupid name and Joey why don't you explain a little bit

of what you know and then I'll play this long crime video because there is a great murder this is a great time for of what you know, and then I'll play this long crime video. Okay. Because there is great murder. This is a great time for true crime. You know, true crime is constantly happening. It's a beautiful thing.

People are always hiring somebody to kill their husband, kill their wife. This is crazy. Or they kill their husband themselves, and they kill their wife themselves. Or they kill their family. Or they kill a guy in the street. Or they go to the liquor store, and they kill the guy working at the liquor store. Or they kill a guy in the street. Or they go to the liquor store and they kill the guy that works at the liquor store. Or they murder a homeless man. Or it's just beautiful.

We live in a great time. There's always killing. There's always a new thing. Hey, hold on. Right now. Another guy just got killed. Isn't that crazy? Because that's true.

It is true. It is true. And what's crazy. Do it again. Another guy. Devin just killed another guy. Another guy just. Hold on.

Hold on. Devin keeps killing guys. Hold on. Hold on. That was a rape killed another guy. Hold on. Devin keeps killing guys. Grizzly rape. Grizzly rape. Hold on. Murder and torture of a child. Wait. Do baby in microwave next.

Baby in a microwave. Just exploded. Just exploded all over the microwave. And the family is still putting in a st just exploded. Just exploded. Just exploded all over the microwave. And the family is still putting in a Stouffer's meal inside that same microwave.

Just exploded like a... That's what's sick about the world is that every second the worst thing you've ever thought of is happening. I'm a true crime guy.

Hold on, real quick, real quick, real quick. Samurai sword to a pregnant woman's belly. That was bad. Take that one back. Take that one back. Forty people killed in a mall. Oh, my God.

That's a lot. I'm sure it'll happen tomorrow or something. Somewhere it happened. Do a Hamas one. Do a relevant one. Hospital just exploded. Hospital just exploded. Devin keeps doing these crazy things. But, so, Winnie Adelson.

I'm like Bruce Almighty. You're the worst Bruce Almighty. Bruce Almighty just keeps going. Bruce Almighty just keeps causing cruise missiles. Mass death! Samurai sword, pregnant woman's belly. You should snap away the 1200 women who keep

pestering you oh yeah yeah I know well okay I've gotten some updates on that I've gotten some updates on that

a couple of them killed themselves because of the pain and trauma that they that's good for you they said I inflicted on them

but they're dead now and they can't testify so that's good for me and my lawyer said that that's looking good and if hopefully he said he goes listen i don't i'm not allowed to you know i don't believe any of my clients are guilty but that is a good sign and hopefully you did a lot of bad to these women to the point where they off themselves more and then they can't testify so we're looking at that and so hopefully they all off themselves yeah and then there's no one left um to put me away nobody wants

it's always sad when somebody dies or especially kills himself but when you're looking at it from a legal point of view it does help the it from a legal point of view, it does help the case. From a legal point of view, it helps. From a legal point of view, it is a positive. If they're dead. If they all die. If they're removed from this physical plane. If they kill themselves due to trauma from my actions,

but alleged actions, then they can't keep going. That's all fake. Then it helps my case a lot. They're making up so hard that they killed themselves. These women, they just, they can't take it.

It's like method actors. All they do is complain. No matter what, no matter what you do. Rape them. Can't even rape them. It's crazy. Sexual assault.

Rape's a little bit heavy. I say. I've been accused of sexual assault, which could be like I held their hand up to the fridge, and I was like, don't you? You didn't do that, though. You held a knife to their throat. 1,200 women is a lot, but let's move on. Over 1,200.

I feel like it's bad to even talk about this, because if people hear about this, they're going to think you're a bad guy. My lawyer said it was 1,263 women. Oh. How many women would you have? That's like raping a woman every day for like years. He did it all in one weekend. You're like the crank of rape.

You're like right here of rape. You're like right here on the town, raping your... If he doesn't rape his heart, stop. Crank, but you're a rapist. If I don't rape three women in the next hour, my heart's gonna stop. Okay, so Joey, explain the case of this Wendy Adelson case. So this is my favorite case right now.

Wendy Adelson went through a bitter divorce. She was losing custody of her kids. Is that her? That's her. She's fucking smoking. Is she? Yeah, dude. She's fucking smoking. So her... Is she? Yeah, dude. Okay. Come on, brother. Yeah. Her husband,

I forget his name right now. Do you know the husband? Charles. Yeah, Charles. I think he was a dentist, and then, so in the middle of this bitter divorce with, you know, custody disputes happening, he just gets, like, assassinated. Like, somebody rolls up in a

rented car, shoots him in the head, and like it's just like a professional job. Nobody knows who did it, and then for maybe like months or maybe weeks, there was an investigation going. They eventually located like some traffic camera

footage, and they found like, okay, here's the car. They tracked it back to this Cuban man. And they found him. And he just confessed. They got him to confess. They had so much evidence on him. And he goes, look.

All right. Wendy Adelson's brother paid me $15,000 to shoot this guy in the head. And then, so the brother is now facing trial, and he's probably going away forever, but Wendy Adelson is still free. She still has custody of her kids, and they haven't been able to charge her with a crime. She very likely is responsible.

Well, her brother's not admitting to it because it's her brother. And also, it doesn't do him, and if he admits that she was involved, then it's like it hurts him, too. Yeah. Because he's now confessing that he was involved. These women are just... They are constantly hiring people to kill their husbands.

Yeah, she's got a real nail tag vibe. Is this the clip? Who was the Dua Dupalito? Oh, Dupalito. The black Dahlia? The one that hired people to kill her ex, that scam artist finance guy

in Palm Beach. That was her current boyfriend. Yeah, so they did a sting mission. They had a fake hitman come in and they recorded the whole thing. Oh, that's a great video. She's like, Nick, come back here. Yeah, the guy walks past the confessional. That was wonderful.

All right, so let's get into this case a little bit. And Joy, you tell me if there's better videos to watch. This seems like it explains. Long crime zones. Murder of Dan Markell, your dad's big gift. She's got fucking Bo Jackson shoulders. Look at her go. I gotta say, dude, just hearing this music, we're back in the

swing of things. We're back. I love long crime. I'm loving long crime. Long crime. Oh, man, this reminds me of Gabby Petito, R.I.P. This reminds me of Chris Watts, R.I.P. Hell yeah. This reminds me of BTK

Daughter of Coburger, soon to be R.I.P. This reminds me of BTK daughter of Coburger, soon to be RIP. This reminds me. He'll probably get the death sentence at some point. I think he's getting life. I hope he's getting life. Wrongfully accused, of course. If there's any justice in this country, he'll get off and he'll be free.

And then, let's be honest. By the way, real quick, touch DNA's Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Long Crime Network brought us Johnny Depp. Real last thing, though, on Co, real quick, TouchDNA is Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Marne Crime Network brought us Johnny Depp. Real last thing, though, on Co. real quick. On Coco is... Yes. TouchDNA, here's what I realized about TouchDNA.

It doesn't even have to be that Coburger touched the sheath. It can be Coburger touched somebody's hand and then they touched the sheath. I know. What? Yeah. That's fake, dude. So they kind of have nothing on him. Cells are fake, dude.

Also, have they not looked in Koberger's eyes? He's a sweet boy. It's the most puppy dog eyes I've ever seen. He's a scared, sweet little boy. He has always been nothing but a scared little boy. He looks like a Sandlot character, that lovable sweetheart. He's a doe-eyed little rascal. God damn him.

God damn what they're doing to him. God, I hate it. I hate it, man. Kills me, dude. All right, back to this. We begin the trial of... Who's that? Who's fucking Paul Giamatti?

That's the brother. Is this the owl that killed Kathleen Peterson? God, that guy looks like shit. So that's the brother. That's the guy who paid the hitman. This guy paid a hitman? Yeah. Edelson, the latest alleged accomplice in the complicated

murder for hire of FSU law professor Dan Morton. I love all these people. These guys are always getting killed by their wives. Everyone in this trial looks like a stock photo of a person. Yes, these guys that look like this Getty image human. If you look like you're in a Getty image, your wife is hiring a hitman to murder. Everyone here looks like a hitman.

The picture at his funeral has Getty image. On his casket. There's a watermark over the picture. We break down seven of some of the biggest developments in this trial so far. Welcome to Sidebar, presented by Law & Crime. I'm Jesse Weber. Let's get to it, Jesse. Let's get to it, buddy.

So there's a trial happening right now in Florida that is a big deal. It is the criminal trial of Charlie Adelson. And I'm going to go over seven of some of the most shocking, maybe bombshell, maybe biggest developments in this case. But I first got to explain the story to you because it is convoluted. So we have to go back to July 18th, 2014. And that is when Florida State University law professor Dan Markell was shot to death in his garage of his Tallahassee home.

The guy that doesn't understand cues or when to jump in with excitement. Woo! When he was brutally murdered and then chopped up into little pieces. Ow! Hoochie mama!

Woo! Hoochie mama! Woo! He goes, Hoochie mama. It's your case. It caught national headlines. There's been a lot of reporting on it. And the reason is because you have to hear this story. Where is he? So it turns out the shooting was carried out by two men.

Luis Rivera and Cicredo Garcia. These two fucking, these two sandwiches. These two Cubanos. These guys. Extra pickles. These two fucking, these two sandwiches, these two Cubanos. These guys look like they sleep on pickles. They are Cuban. Did I tell you that? They sleep on ham and pickles. Swiss cheese.

Look at these two. Oh, oh, aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. Who had driven from Miami down to Tallahassee. You can even see surveillance footage of them following him in a rented car as he was doing his errands. And there was even footage to suggest they were the drivers. But you come to find out that these men

were hired and paid to kill Dan Mariano. There's no way that guy stood a chance against the Americans. According to Mr. Rivera, the mother of Garcia's children, a woman named Kat... Those two Cubans versus that white... That cracker. This guy's not even a real person.

He's like AI. Look at this guy. Ultimate cracker. What does he do? Please don't shoot me in the head. I can give you... He's doing the die hard. Aw, please.

I can give you guys some free fillings. Do you guys need any... Do you have any cavities? According to Mr. Rivera, the mother of Garcia's children, a woman named Catherine Magbanawa, had set up the murder or was acting as the middle person of the murder.

So you might be saying, well, why would this random woman want Dan Markell dead? Well, it turns out she was dating a man named Charlie Adelson. She was dating Charlie Kaufman who was working on his 10th film

about a sad, about just more of a sad guy. Good God, look at him. Another movie about a sad guy. Look at that. Look at that. He looks like utter shit. It's like looking in a spiritual mirror.

And Markel's former brother-in-law. Charlie was a periodontist at the Adelson family. What do all these guys do? What is periodontist? They get some bad breath? I'm a periodontist.

They work on bad breath their whole lives? Like their whole life is bad breath? I'll look it up. What is a periodontist? Let's spend ten minutes on periodontist.

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He's a dentist of some kind. What if it's the art of raping patients? I'm on periodontitis. The art. patients? Periodontitis. It's the art of knocking out your patients and mouth raping them. Wait, let me guess. Root canal shit.

It's when you give somebody a deep cleaning with your cock. It's just a dentist who specializes in the treatment of periodontal disease. Which is like gum disease? It's a chronic inflammation. Yeah, it's a gum disease. Okay.

Gum disease. What a fucking, fuck these people. Fuck you. And the placement of dental implants. Fuck all people working with you. So he did implants. Fuck all people working in the teeth industry. It's gross.

It's a gross place. They're fucking car salesmen for teeth. They never give you it straight. They never give you it straight. They never give you it straight. There's always a new problem you have on the horizon. I was talking to my dentist friend because I had to go in to get a root canal. And I was like. Bad dentist?

Bad dentist. So I asked bad dentist. I'm like, dude, I always feel like these guys are trying to scam me or upsell me or something. Like, what can I say to make sure that they're not scamming me? Like, what can I say to make sure that they're not scamming me? And he goes, well, just ask what the probability of success of, like, whatever they're proposing is. And they have to tell you. So they could be like, oh, yeah, you could get this, but it has, like, a 10% chance of, like, even working.

Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck that shit. So that's what you should do to make sure you're not getting scammed by your dentist. A little tip for the guys. They know percentages? That's crazy. Yeah.

Well, you know, the mouth community, they're all obsessed with that shit. They love to be like, oh, you know, well, your mouth, you can have, your mouth will give you

a heart attack. I have heard that story. I've heard that too. If you don't flush, you get a heart attack. You need to, you need to, you need to go to the dentist

once a week or you'll have a heart attack. They started bringing the other body parts. Because they know most people don't give a fuck about it. They know we don't care. I mean, people are putting up with horrific mouth pain at random times all day. Heart doctors must be annoyed. And heart doctors are like, oh my God, enough. Shut up.

Don't use us. Yeah, exactly. We have our own shit. We're doing real medicine here. But the mouth community goes, oh no. It's the teeth. You need to take this, you need to do this toothpaste and you floss all day, every day. Who the fuck is flossing?

Who is out there flossing? Who has the fucking time to floss, okay? I'm watching TV. Who gives a shit? I don't floss. I'm fucking watching the tube. I use a water pick. And who the fuck's brushing all day? All, every day? I don't brush every day. No one brushes every day. What?

I'm sick of this bullshit. What? You don't brush every day, asshole. Shut up. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? That's the biggest lie ever told. about dude biggest lie ever we literally had was making everyone feel like they're the only ones that are not brushing every day what did me and connor talk to you about last week yeah that's because of fucking other things you had stinky breath you have stinky breath do you smell like utter shit all the time no devon's got stinky breath every once in a while yeah here and here and there, because I have a driver.

Because he's not brushing every day? I brush every day, pretty much. But I'm saying, like, sometimes you miss it. Sometimes you come home drunk at the end of a long night, and you go to bed. So you're not brushing. Well, did you brush last night after your Coke-filled night, retard? No, I brush every morning.

So you don't brush every day. And I water-picked. I use a water-pick. You don't brush every day, buddy. I do brush every day. You skipped yesterday. No, you don't. No, no, I brush this morning. There's not a chance. Every morning, I brush every day. And I water picked. I use a water pick. You don't brush every day. I do brush every day. You skipped yesterday. No, you don't. No, no.

I brush this morning. There's not a chance. Every morning I brush my teeth. Anyone living a real life, anyone having anything to do whatsoever with any friends. I skip days. People are skipping days. Okay? That's crazy.

I'm sick of this shit. No, don't you act like that's a crazy thing. No one's brushing their teeth every day People miss it A lot of people do A lot of people do All they do is They have no life

It takes three minutes You're a loser You brush your teeth I brush my teeth pretty much all the time But sometimes I miss it I go once or twice a day But sometimes I miss days There Yeah, no, I go once or twice a day, but sometimes I miss days.

Dude, if I like, there's days where I wake up and I have to go get to something and I go, and then that turns into a day, and then that night we hang out, and then I come home and I'm exhausted and I pass out. You're a busy guy.

You don't brush. Did you brush in the morning? No, I'm saying I... There's days you miss. There's days you miss. This is bullshit. You should stop. You should make every day, brother.

I brush. You're on the hard attack. I brush more than most people. Most people don't. You need to think about most people. Well, I'm going to be honest with you. The reason I brush every day is my father has disgusting teeth. I remember just being grossed out by it.

So it's like a psychological thing for me. I have like fine teeth. My teeth are like fine and shit. But like, I'm just saying, I have bad breath because I fucking, I'll chew the fucking, the nicotine gums. The zins. And shit. You can zin dope.

A little bit. You can dry mouth. When we record and stuff, but like, yeah. And so that gives you like, it dries your mouth out. Yeah. Because then I'll have bad breath. That hurts my gums. Devin has bad breath and his ass cracks always out.

That's the two things about Devin. Yeah, I mean, because I, I'm,, it's a signal that I learned in prison. If you show your crack, they know you're into it. They know your game. Devin has a long ass, too. That's the other thing. Your ass is long. Well, I'm sure you've done the measurements.

I've analyzed the whole thing. I'm sure you've done the measurements, fag. He's got a 3D map down his computer. It's like a topographical map. I'm glad I was finally able to tackle that. You're gross. A lot of people are very happy. Joey's completely on board with me.

I've never smelled Joey's breath once in our... How long have we known each other? 12 years? 10 years? Joey's had bad breath. You've had bad breath each other 12 years 10 years Joey's had bad breath you've had bad breath you guys all everyone has bad breath

here and there it's a thing I've never smelled Joey's breath bad breath's another thing that people love to go I've smoked in six I would have bad breath I've never smelled your bad breath

I remember being with Joey I've smelled Devin's bad breath in the last week wow I remember it distinctly that's cause you were making out with me faggot all right what's going on with this retard late dentistry practice you see dan had been married

to charlie's sister wendy adelson i'd become dan and wendy divorced and they were in the middle of a bitter custody dispute over their children now to, to give you an idea of that, Dan had petitioned the court at one point to prevent Wendy's mother, Donna Adelson, from being allowed to be with his kids unsupervised. He believed that she was bad mouthing him to them. That kicks. So investigators believe that Charlie was the one who orchestrated the killing, facilitating this payment of one hundred thousand dollars to be one hundred thousand. I thought it was $15,000.

I think $50,000 is like bottom for a murder these days. I thought $15,000 is what I thought, but $100,000, I was way off. That's crazy. That's a lot of money, and they botched it. It's not that much money for a murder. If somebody is paying me to murder somebody, it would be like a million dollars. Yeah, but you hear in that Deppolito, she tried to pay him $5,000. That's what's crazy about

the murder industry is that you could... There's a lot of sales. If you want a good one, I guess you have to pay 100K, but even this one got botched. Everybody got caught. It's very easy to hire somebody to murder. For 100K, you get, like, a white guy who's, like, a professional assassin. But, like, how do you find those guys?

I feel like you... You know what? It used to be in the back... Like feel like you know what it used to be in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. Oh yeah. You find all these like guys. But you know. I think in this case it was just like I know Cuban people and

I think they seem kind of like they're involved with crime. Let me ask them if they can kill this guy. That was the entire kind of process. The guy in the middle has blue eyes. Yeah, he kind of hypnotized me. He kind of looks like Joaquin Phoenix a little bit, honestly. Yeah, he does a little bit.

...by Magbanawa, Garcia, and Rivera. In fact, Magbanawa, who was working at the Adelson's Dentistry practice, was depositing large sums, these large checks, from the practice into her own account. Those checks were signed. There's always a loose end that's stealing all the money.

Yeah. There's always somebody that they got involved in the crime or the scheme, and they go, okay, so your job is to just open the door. Yeah. And let us in. And then you find out that that person has been siphoning all the money from the guy. Right, it's always like a truck driver ruins it. Yeah. The guy who drove

the people to the crime. Yeah, it's the middle guy. It's always at the end of the movie. They always go, who the fuck did it? It was Jeb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By Donna. And they were rather large, so it became a question of, was this really for work, or was this because

she had basically organized murder? By the way, what is this guy's life? I mean, can you imagine how sick you gotta be for your whole life to be exploiting other people? I mean, like, we would never do that. I mean, he lives on this set where, like, they kill all those women in an 8mm. We've never once exploited other people

for entertainment purposes. And this guy is sick. This guy, Jesse Webber's a sick man. He's a weirdo. His studio's in Silent Hill. Look at the rust in the background. It's a weird, blood-stained,

rusty background. Very creepy, very strange. One thing about Jesse Webber Is it a weird blood-stained, rusty background? Very 8mm. Very creepy. Very strange. One thing about Jesse Weber is that he always tries to insert a little dignity into what he's doing, even though it's the most undignified thing in the world. So he'll always say something now like, Guys, and I hate this, and I want to give you a warning.

I hate that stuff like this happens. It's very Trumpian. And he goes, and this is, I really do not like this, but show the picture of the guy with his cock chopped off. And it's just like the most gruesome thing in the world. How do you think he got his nose broken? Hmm.

Interesting. Is that for sure broken? Oh, it's broken as fuck. I don't know. You think a murderer did it? You think BTK did it? BTK's daughter. BTK's daughter punched him in the nose. Yeah, she wrote his face.

Markel. And the evidence of Charlie's involvement is very interesting. This guy's finished. There was a comment that he allegedly made to Wendy, his sister, after Markel's death, where he said buying a TV was cheaper than hiring a hitman. Wendy's ex-boyfriend testified that Charlie had looked into hiring a hitman. Who's that guy? That is my favorite part of this whole trial.

That guy. Who is that guy? So after Wendy divorced this guy, she had a new boyfriend, and that was him. He looks exactly like her ex-husband. And so what she tried to do is she was like, she's like a real fucking femme fatale character out of the neo-noir. This is like some evil fucking twisted shit. She has this boyfriend. The boyfriend's like hopelessly in love with her, and she's like tired of him.

The boyfriend's hopelessly in love with her, and she's tired of him. But she's like, all right, let me use him because I'm going to try to frame him for the murder. Just so that it can't ever come back on us. It'll work perfect. He's my new boyfriend. I have a dweeb I'm going to frame. And he's obsessed with me. He's jealous.

He hates my husband. He's trying to, you know. It makes perfect sense so what she did was she like basically found out exactly a time that he'd be driving by um the guy's house that's crazy and then that's when the hit happened oh wow and just in a weird twist of fate he his plans got canceled and he had to leave the next day. So, he, but had he just done what he was planning on doing, he would probably look like he's very guilty. Hmm. Because his phone's pinging in the area.

It's the new boyfriend. He gets murdered. Right. It's like more evidence than Coburger. Yeah. Yeah. So. Yeah. So, he testifies, and he he's like i'm pretty sure she's framing me i hate this wendy's ex-boyfriend testified that charlie had looked into hiring a hitman there was also these recorded phone calls and conversations

between charlie and meg banoa they were suspicious were they using code words to talk about what was really happening i I mean, right after the killing, the two were on the phone for seven minutes, and then he made subsequent calls to her. One of the biggest pieces of evidence, though, is a recording from a Miami restaurant. You see, at one point, the FBI did a kind of sting operation. They had an undercover officer go to Donna Adelson, Charlie and Wendy's mother, go to her on the street, pretending to be an associate of Rivera, handed her a news article about Markell's killing go to her on the street pretending to be an associate of Rivera handed her a news article about Markel's killing

and written on it was $5,000 and a phone number making it look like a threat or blackmail damn the FBI agent

said the FBI is brutal dude there's fucking TVs with sound systems that you could buy for $5,000 like that's like what people are willing

to kill somebody over a lot of people just like don't even mind going to jail yeah they're just like fuck it five people a lot of people are like they're like 5k they're like yeah that's halfway to getting a autopilot on my tesla i'll do that quote we want to make sure that you take care of what he's going through like you're taking care of katie and tuto tuto was a nickname for garcia now the hope was that this would stir the pot and charlie and magbano would talk and slip up well right after this happened charlie and magbano do meet at a restaurant called dolce vita and there's a bit of debate about what was let's look up their menu

said the conversation was recorded balut i mean look mean, look at that. Look at that bitch. Dolce Vita. This bitch. She looks like a Filipino. She's just digging into fucking duck fetuses. She goes, we're eating duck fetuses tonight. I miss Steven Paddock. What you want to do is you want to give him the duck fetus

and then he will die. I punch him in the duck fetus. You're going to close your eyes? Filipino is a little different different It's more like That's Vietnamese You're doing Vietnamese right now They're the bouncy language Where it's like

A little bit But But Filipinos are I don't know Tagalog It's weird Filipinos are like Yes my name

My name is Yeah my name's like Yeah It's a little Vietnamese But I It's Vietnamese That's a little Vietnamese, but I... Belial, Belial, Vietnamese. What do you want to do with me?

That's a little Vietnamese, I guess. Koreans always sound like they're complaining, no matter what they're saying. Or they're berating you. They always sound like they're berating you. Like... Yeah, they do. They always say, no matter what they're saying,

they'll be saying, I love you. And they're like... That's perfect. No matter what they're saying, they could be saying, I love you, and they're like, Japanese people always sound like they're disappointed. They always sound like, very shameful. Chinese people just do, sure, a lot. It's like a lot of like, Korean constantly sound like they're dressing you down, and they're just really, really disappointed in your actions,

no matter what. Every Korean friend I ever had, I'd get in the car, and the mom would just be like, Pussies are wonderful. So go ahead and talk. And I'd be like, what'd they say? She goes, we're going to Carl's Jr.

All right. Well, didn't sound like that. Vida. And there's a bit of debate about what was arguably said. The conversation was recorded. And Charlie allegedly says that they should make a one-time payment, charity payment to the guy or kill him. So Adelson was arrested on April 21st, 2022.

He was charged with first-degree murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and solicitation of murder. That took years for him to finally be arrested after so much... In our living room, your next unrelated case, it was a plea deal, basically. In exchange, he testified against Garcia

and Meg Banua, and now Adelson. This is incredibly handsome. And Sigfredo Garcia, whom Rivera claims was the actual shooter, he was convicted of first degree murder. They hired these birdcage characters to kill their wife. Markel, and he was sentenced to life

in prison. Meg Banois, in her first trial, it ended in a mistrial, but in her second trial, she too was convicted of first degree murder, conspiracy, and solicitation. And she, too, was sentenced to life in prison. Now, with all that in mind, let's talk about seven of the biggest developments or shocking developments in Charlie Adelson's trial so far. So, number one, there was a bombshell dropped by Charlie Adelson's defense team in their opening statement.

You know, the statement where they lay out what the defense will be at trial his attorney daniel rashbaum says well charlie not only had no involvement in the crime but magbanawa and the shooters took the initiative here in killing markel on their own accord and then they decided to extort and blackmail charlie what you're gonna learn is that in the spring of 2014 it became became apparent to Katie that her dreams of financial security with Charlie were not going to work out. Is that the judge? The black dude? The big black dude? What is he watching?

What do you think he's up to? He's watching Bang Bus. He's watching Baby Alien. Fuck who he went in right now. He's watching Baby Alien. He's like, damn, he's got a big ass dick for a little ass dude. Damn, he's tearing her apart. He goes, I need a Kit Kat.

You will learn that Katie heard the hitman joke. You will learn that she heard the million dollar offer. And she got some ideas in her head. She says that a friend of hers had shot Professor Markell. She tells him over and over that she had nothing to do with it. He's really lawyering his ass off right now. But these people, she was talking too much. And her friend and these people learn about the problems

that his family was having with Professor Markell. As you can imagine, Charlie is, his life has just forever been altered. Okay, what's this bombshell that's getting dropped? Yeah, let's do it. Let's get to it. I hate guys who shave their beards like that. That reveals their goiter. Yeah.

In the next 48 hours. Let's talk about that. Like pop. Just pop that thing. Yeah. Just fucking let it roll. Stick a needle in that and let all the pus out. Let all the.

Let all whatever's in there. All those pizza rolls out of there. Let it out, buddy. It's time to drain that thing. Drain it. Here one of his family members would be next. You will learn that Katie repeatedly said that she had nothing to do with it. He's going back to baby alien.

You will hear how she said that she would help him. He's like, yo, he's fucking three chicks now? He's like, yo, they like it. Like, I just watched the post game interview. Post game interview. You will learn about the initial payment. It wasn't $100,000. It was more than $100,000.

He took out everything he had in his safe. You're going to learn about that. The state doesn't know it. So the defense says that Katie was the mastermind, that she plotted to extort money out of Charlie after he mistakenly told her all of the problems that Wendy was going through with Dan and that she knew the Adelson family had money.

It's interesting. We haven't heard this theory before, so it's going to be fascinating to see the defense exploring this. I think Joey's taking a shit. Also makes me wonder whether Charlie Adelson is taking a shit. I think Joey's taking a fucking dump.

He's been gone for a little bit longer than a piss would normally be. You think he's taking a fucking dump. He's been gone for a little bit longer than a piss would normally be. You think he's taking a dump in my backyard? He's scooting his ass across the ground. He's like a dog. Like an old dog. He's trying to get rid of the last turd. Man, poor JoJo. As problematic as that would be.

Number two. That's the worst looking guy on earth. That brings me to another big shocker. And that is when Catherine Magbanawa took the stand. Do they give you a purple jumpsuit in prison if you're a lesbian? They give you a purple, yeah it's like a red badge of courage. Isn't purple the official color of like lesbians

really? I think it's the color of royalty brother. That's why it became During her trial, she testified that she had no involvement in what happened, right? Well now, testifying against Charlie Adelson she's like i'm gonna get the fucking test then did you have a trial in your case and the kimchi fry right did you testify yes ma'am you testified in your own on your own behalf yes ma'am all right and when

you testified were you truthful with the jury and did you go to jolly b no ma'am i was not after you testified or before you testified? When you were tried. That I had nothing to do with it. Was that true? She's a hood bitch. Look at her. No, ma'am. I was not. Were you in the middle? Yes, ma'am. I was. So, Alfredo Garcia was involved. Yes, ma'am. He was.

Alfredo Garcia? So, can I tell the truth now? So, was Fettuccine Alfredo involved in this murder? Isn't that a movie? Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia. The truth needed to come out now so that the family can get some type of closure. That's such a funny thing to say. The person I killed, now I care about their family getting closure. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you.

To the pit for you. Or the year before that. I was trying to defend myself. You were trying to get off. Yes, to defend myself you were trying to get off yes man just trying to get off did you think you'd be successful in your trial with that defense i thought so has anyone promised you in anything promised you anything for your testimony here today no man this is crazy weren't you originally imagine being in court for something like this i mean i had to file one court imagine getting this caught up in something this crazy

when i juked my fucking lawsuit like goddamn champ for what my landlord was suing me for unpaid rent i fucking i fucking i went to the library i went to a tenancy union i did all myself and you have to fuck i didn't hire a I just did it, defended it successfully all myself. I had to go to court. It was the scariest thing I ever fucking done in my life, like just filing the paperwork. Every time I've been in court, like the judge says I did something wrong or something.

Dude, you know what's fucked up? You know what the most fucked up? You know what they always say? Like, yeah, baby boomers, they used to be able to like fucking like buy a house for like $50,000 and all that shit. You know what they used to do back in the day and you can't do it anymore?

You actually, if you got like a parking ticket, right? Or you got like a, you blew a stop sign or something. You would be able, my dad would always go, just go to the court and say guilty with an explanation. They always say that. My dad would always be like, you shouldn't tell them what happened. I've never had that opportunity.

Yeah, no, I go there, I blew a stop sign. I went there, the guy's like, yeah, he blew a stop sign i went there the guy's like yeah he blew a stop sign eight hundred dollars 16 year old and that was like life ruining money for a 16 year old and it's like but back in like the 70s you could go there and be like i was having a hard day and the judge would be like i get it yeah here's your good buddy get out of here i'll see you down at the general store we're gonna buy some nails I hate her attitude boomers honestly have such a just skewed skewed view of everything

it's horrible I remember when I was trying to get a job in 2010 right after the economy failed and everything they'd just be like just go in and tell them about yourself knock on every door because in their day they got jobs they would just be like just go in and just tell them about yourself and you get a job knock on every door because in their day they got they got jobs like they would just walk in to like a haircutting like a barber yeah and they and the guy would be like oh yeah i need somebody to sweep up the hair and he goes you know and you can live here too there's a cot in the back like they just you

can get an apartment you could literally get a job a job your first day walking into a place. Just be like, I'm looking for a job. You work here for six months, you got a house up the street. Exactly. I remember I was trying to get a job in 2010, and I watched the movie Sling Blade. And he's retarded, and he's a murderer. And he walks into town, and he immediately gets a job as a mechanic.

Like his first day out. And he's retarded. I'm not even as good as a retarded murderer. Got a job easier than me. I got pissed too. Jesus Christ. You didn't complain. Look at you. Jesus.

I mean, Joey just took a shit, obviously. You took a shit. I did not. You took a shit. You were gone for a while. No, I did. I was sitting here. How was it?

How was the first push? You're disgusting, dude. I was sitting here. How was it? How was the first push? You're disgusting, dude. I was sitting here, and I was like, God damn it. I was like, I don't think I'm going to be able to hold this, but it was going on for 30 minutes. I've had that before. And then it was like, I almost shit my pants. Oh, really?

Wow. And then I just had to bail. I had to. I had to fart on the way in here, because it smells like a baked pizza right now. Maybe. Yeah. I took the craziest shit ever. Thank God I had it. It's not here, because it was like a baked pizza right now. Maybe. I took the craziest shit ever. Thank God Ida's not here because it was like the loudest

craziest shit. It's all the laxatives and the cocaine. I honestly probably that was nuts. Alright, so now this bitch is on the stand, Joey. Oh, I haven't seen this. You thought you could get off completely. Yes, ma'am.

Who came up with the idea to kill Dan Markell? Charlie. When did the defendant first bring this idea up to you? My first recollection was around Halloween of 2013. Around Halloween or on actual? On Halloween, yes, ma'am. Can you claim if you come up with a murder plot on Halloween to be like, it was just the spirit of the

season can you be on the stand like I'm like lady listen it was fucking Halloween we were trying to come up with some stuff that would make it feel more more seasonal so we

plotted to kill a guy it's Halloween it's like I was watching I was really deep into Michael Myers yeah we put on masks and we came up with a plot to kill a dentist what do you want out of me it's Halloween

I also like that this is Steven Paddock's ex-wife and once he passed yeah this guy was like oh she's single yeah and i that gets me horny got in the car with me and he asked me a question what was the question do you know anybody that can harm someone and did you know anybody that could harm someone yes man that's it now that is a wild halloween imagine getting in a car with somebody on halloween they

go do you know anybody that could harm someone and i go i mean i was just we were just i was i was thinking we just go to a nice you know fun little party tonight we could hire a murderer a scare house or something we could hire a head I was thinking we were going to an off-scary farm, but we could get a murderer. You love Halloween. Oh, my God. You really love Halloween. You want to hire a hitman. Just chalking it all up to Halloween.

Something. If you can't believe a convicted murderer, who can you believe, right? Funny, Justin. The truth is, when you think about it, her coming out. Hey, Weber. Weber, you always have the seers. I was a part of it, but so was Charlie. It was his idea to kill Dan.

It was not mine. It wasn't Garcia's. It was not Rivera. Can't say I'm surprised by that. Of course. Charlie's always in court doing these big motions. He's like, this is not looking good for me. The lady just said that I was the reason we killed her. This is not looking good for me. The lady just said that I was the reason we killed her.

This is not looking good for me. I am in a pickle right now. They keep cutting to Charlie during court, and he's just like, he's pulling his collar. Yeesh. Do not like my odds right now. It's a little hot in here, Judge. Yeesh. Off of the murder charges and not admit her involvement but if you think about it admitting

that she was involved is definitely going to complicate any chance she has in an appeal but also if charlie really is the mastermind and the reason that she's behind somebody named charlie's accused of a grisly, like a horrible act because their name is just so silly. It's Charlie. You just want to, even with Charles Manson, you go, but it's Charlie. It's like a cute little like British kid or something.

It's Charlie. Charlie bit my finger. Exactly. Dad, Charlie killed a pregnant woman and smeared her blood on the window. He wrote. Charlie shot me in the head in the garage. Dad, Charlie said all pigs will die.

What did Charles say? What did they write? What did the man's apparently write? Yeah, I don't know. Kill all pigs or some shit. Kill all pigs. I'm about to pass out. Are you okay?

Oh, damn, fuck. What's wrong with you? You're hitting the wall? I'm hitting the wall, but I'm like shaking. Kill all pigs or some shit. Kill all pigs. I'm about to pass out. Are you okay? Oh, dude, I'm fucked. What's wrong with you? You're hitting the wall? I'm hitting the wall, bro. I'm, like, shaking. I've been shaking all day. Have a beer. You have the shakes?

I'm trying to. I'm drinking the beer. Have a beer. You go, have a beer. You're a doctor. Joey's my general practitioner. Have a beer. I told Joey, I'm like, oh.

Like, Joey. Joey's shaking. You're, like, genuinely upset at him. You're like genuinely upset at him You're like have a beer asshole It works Get it together man You're so unprofessional I told Devin he had to carry this bad boy

What's going with Charlie You're a mess dude You coke riddled maniac You gotta quit doing coke I haven't done coke in like fucking four or five years. Six hours? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. No, before this. Six hours. You're fucking closeted. You're such a closeted psychopath. Psychopath or? You're a closeted homo. No.

Coke is a gateway to like ass sex. Homosexual activity. Honestly, I could, like I was was like i could see a direct association with coke and gay sex i can see that too but like also like i remember like like you can't get hard on coke uh they're figuring it out because they're deaf hey tell that to the guy tell that to the guy in the bathroom. They're figuring it out. For life, not surprising that she would want to take him down. But let's actually talk about how she did under cross-examination by Charlie Adelson's defense counsel. Pretty soon after

you got arrested, you were offered to cooperate against Charlie Adelson and the other Adelson's defense counsel. Pretty soon after you got arrested, you were offered to cooperate against Charlie Adelson and the other Adelsons and you would get to go home to your kids, right? Yes, sir. And your lawyers told you about that offer? Yes, sir, they did. If you took the state's deal, then you would have been let out of jail immediately, right? That's what your lawyers told you. If I took their deal, yes, sir. But you didn't take the offer. No, I didn't.

Well, the deal was to give up Charlie. And you couldn't do that. Because in order to give up Charlie, I had to give up Sigredo, the father of my children, so I couldn't do that. Charlie Adelson didn't force you to not take the deal, right? No, I had to give up Siegfried, the father of my children, so I couldn't do that. Charlie Adelson didn't force you to not take the deal, right? No, I had no communication with Charlie. Now, the real reason you didn't cooperate, and you made it clear...

I love his look right now. Because Charlie Adelson had absolutely nothing to do with the murder of Professor Markell. Isn't that the case? I didn't cooperate because in order to give up Charlie, I'd have to give up Sig Fredo. Well, let's talk about the testimony in your first trial. Sig Fredo. I think that's one of the assassins. Can you, do you have information that Charlie Adelson was involved in this?

Answer. Do I have information? I don't have personal information. Do you recall that? No, sir, I do not. You don't recall saying that in your first trial? No, sir, I do not. Would you like to that in your first trial no sir i do not would you like to see a transcript of it yes i will yes so perhaps the jury will believe that she didn't

tell the truth at first because she was protecting herself and the father of her children sigfredo garcia but as with any witness who admits that they lied in the past particularly one who says that they lied to a jury the question of course is why should we believe you now so on this idea of whether charlie was the matter brother for the murder how much did she know about mandalay bay really is she hiding stephen paddock's child porn today along with all of us that someone made that argument i don't know whether it's true or not true. Okay. You have no knowledge of it.

I have no knowledge. In all the years this has been pending. In all of the years this has been pending. Your brother has known who killed your child's father. I want her to give me a J-O-I with the same energy. Yeah, I want this lawyer to jack me off into the sink. She kicks ass. That's a very good lawyer. I've been watching her a lot.

You think you're going to come? All these years, it's been leading up to you coming. And that's going to happen now. There we go. You're back. I'm back. I got my win. I got a second win.

I'm probably just dying back there. He's got a new lease on life, folks. JOIs, guys. I'm reaching up. You're just reaching into the sky. Come, folks. J-O-I-S, guys. I'm reaching up. You're just reaching into the sky. Come joke. I know. I know. I'll grab it eventually. There's a come joke out there.

Mills. You're like a bear trying to catch salmon. I'm like a fucking water buffalo. That slipped out of my hands. There's another come joke coming. I know. There's another... There's another cum joke coming. I know there's something out there. The killers in this case know that Dan Markell...

He doesn't deserve to be in the room with these people. I love that this guy just keeps making the most I'm guilty faces of all time. Yeah, he's got a real... He just keeps rubbing his eyes. He's going like, God, I'm so fucking guilty. He just keeps rubbing his eyes. He's going like, God, I'm so fucking guilty. Every five seconds they cut to him and he's just like, look at him. You killed your child's father and you didn't know.

Hold on, look at this. How did the killers in this case know? He's like, Jesus Christ. It's like I fucking, it's so obvious i have coordinated all of this he just keeps looking down i can't believe i got caught for the murder that i that i plan conspiracy this is unbelievable he's like He keeps doing the He does the mo fucking Woo Oh god

Being tried for murder Is so exhausting I did it He's like there can't be one single motherfucker Who thinks I'm innocent He's like they all know He's just like they know know I did. He's just like, they know I did. He's rubbing his temples.

He's like, oh, God. Couldn't be more obvious. I'm so fucking guilty. He goes, I'm so fucking guilty. He goes, oh, shit, am I on mic? To leave town the day after the killing. I have no idea. You knew he was planning to leave town the day after the killing. I have no idea. You knew he was planning to leave town the next day, didn't you?

She's lying about everything. Did you convey that information to anyone? Absolutely not. To your knowledge, did your brother have that information? I don't know why he would have known that. You're a liar. So if the killers were told it has to be done today because he's leaving town tomorrow,

we don't know how they knew that. We don't know how they knew that. I have no idea how they knew that. But it would have to come from someone familiar with Dan Markell's schedule, wouldn't it? They would have to find out somehow. I don't know how. You know, it's like my parents have more reason

to dislike Danny than almost anyone else. Even his blinks are guilty. Even the way he blinks right there. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, I did it. Everyone knows I...

He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, yeah, I know. He's almost like over it. He's like, let's move it. He goes, let's get to sentencing he goes can we just get to the sentencing he goes where's my cell where's my permanent cell guys can I get to my permanent cell right now

I'm over this enough of this charade I'm obviously guilty of everything is that what you said he's like giving himself cornrows while sitting in court. He's like, I'm getting ready for this shit. They cut to him.

He's got a bow tie on. He's already Muslim. He's got that net hat. He's just like doing pushups. He's jacked. They cut to him. He's getting a tattoo from the cafeteria chef.

He's making one of those Frito burritos they make in prison. He's like smashing tattoo from the cafeteria chef. He's making one of those Frito burritos they make in prison. He's like smashing up all the... For hours and hours and trying to help them figure out who might be responsible. Right. And who did you tell them might be responsible? Well, I told them many, many people. But are you asking about this particular moment right here?

You told them your family might be responsible. Or potentially someone to do with a former student or his current girlfriend. Charlie's like, how do I make a fleshlight piece in the toilet? He's like, it's a fee fee. He's like a fee fee. Look at his face right here. He's like, he's just thinking about how to make like quesadillas on a radio.

He's like, if I make, if I get really good at making fifis, I could sell them. And then that would win the grace of the other prisoners. Right now, he's thinking, he goes, I'm going to be a neo-Nazi. He goes, should I claim Sardegna because I'm vaguely olive-skinned? He's looking at his lawyers, lawyers telling him some important information. He's like, yeah, I'm going to be a neonaut. He's stick and poking a swastika on his chest. He's already doing a stick and poke.

He's drawing swastikas on his arm right now. Do you want the culpable parties held accountable for murdering the father of your children absolutely i'm grateful they're already in jail but not enough of that it's not my family somebody hired him right murderous cunt not necessarily somebody paid him i learned something this morning your honor the defendant is making a shank out of a toothbrush point out that wendy is never been freely charged in connection with the death of her ex-husband. But that doesn't mean that prosecutors... She hasn't been charged with anything yet?

No. Are you fucking kidding me? No. She's responsible for this whole thing, isn't she? That's what everybody suspects, but she still has the kids. She's not letting the kids see their grandparents. Those kids are so fucked, by the way. Imagine them.

I don't know how old they are. Oh, God. I mean, yeah. But as soon as they're old enough to learn about the trial, they're like, holy shit. Yep. This lady that I've been living with

killed my fucking dad. Well, they'll be on the Law and Crime Network like BTK's daughter. I can't wait for that. Breaking down cases. To have laid out that she's an unindicted co-conspirator won't ask these tough questions trying to show that she knew what was happening and was a part of it. Okay, as we continue talking about some of these shocking developments from the Charlie Adelson murder trial, the man accused of orchestrating the murder for high- The man accused of orchestrating a murder of a Getty image.

The whitest man of all time. Of a man that never actually existed. Of a man that was AI. He's got like six fingers. It was an AI picture. This guy is not real. They have one picture of him, dude. He never died.

No one killed him. He never existed. Want to know what they did? They ripped up a stock photo image in the woods. They googled dentist on a fucking computer. They printed out an image of a dentist.

That looks like a fake background. And then they tore it up in the woods and they're being charged with murder. Actually, I think everyone's innocent here. This guy never existed. This is the fakest man I've ever seen in my life. Look at him. The defense should shift their strategy to be going like, how could he be dead if he never existed. This is the fakest man I've ever seen in my life. Look at him. The defense should shift their strategy to be going like, how could he be dead if he never existed?

Truly. Yeah. Look at him. He's not real. A brother-in-law. Let's move on now to Luis Rivera. So investigators say that he and Sigfredo Garcia were the actual hitmen. Rivera again took a deal, pled guilty in exchange for testifying against his accomplices.

But here's what he had to say about Haiti, why the killing took place, and whether this was about blackmailing Charlie as the defense claims. All right, so do you know... This is the guy that shows up at your door and he's like, hey man, I just like ran out of gas. Can you have any gas money? He's like trying to rob you.

I've had this guy tell me he needs gas like 30 times in my life. He comes up to me at the gas station. He's like, hey, me and the wife, we're on our way to Thanksgiving and it's October. You're like, what? He goes, yeah, we don't have any.

We have no money for gas. It's like I lost my car, but like, can you just get me like a tank of gas? He's riding one of those mopeds you start with a lawnmower engine. It's like a really loud one. You look over at his car, it's the dog car from Dumb and Dumber. I, Garcia,

or how Garcia came to know about this? The fool didn't exist, man. He's not real fool. It was a stock image, bitch. AI hoe. AI man, bitch. Fuck you, bitch.

He didn't exist. All right. So am I correct that Katie hired Garcia and Garcia hired you? Yes, ma'am. Because I can't grow hair on my lower neck, so I got a tattoo of Mary Magdalene on it instead. Come to

Tallahassee to do the murder. All these guys always have a picture of some biblical figure on their neck. They're Catholic. They're all Mexicans. Catholics. They're Cubans. Oh, he's Cuban. Are Cubans Catholic? Island. Yeah, they're all Catholic. Cubans are Catholic. You and Garcia? Yes, ma'am. But not Katie. Yes, ma'am. So she stayed in Miami. Yes, ma's Cuban. Are Cubans Catholic? Island. Yeah, they're all Catholic. Cubans are Catholic. You and Garcia? Yes, ma'am.

But not Katie? Yes, ma'am. So she stayed in Miami? Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. All right. And who was to get the money once the job was done? Katie.

All right. And did she get the money? Yes, ma'am. He's cooperating. You're crazy. You know where she got the money from? Oh, he's so guilted. They have so much on him that he can't even deny it.

He's snitching to get any lower sentence. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, if you cooperate and tell us about who paid you, you're going to get a lot better. The best guy to snitch on is the rich white dude, too. That won't carry into prison whatsoever at all. No, they don't care. They're like, so what'd you do? He's like, I killed the stock photo. And They're like, so what'd you do? He's like, I killed the stock photo.

And they're like, man, fuck those people, bro. It's really, really bad to snitch on gangs. Yeah, yeah. Because their other gang members will kill you. I told you about the Mexican mafia.

But if you're snitching on some white family. He has no, yeah, that guy has no one. He's like, I was a hired hand. Like, what do you want out of me? Of course I'm gonna snitch on that bullshit family. He's not gonna go to jail and then that guy's cousin, you know one. He's like, I was a hired hand. What do you want out of me? Of course I'm going to snitch on that bullshit.

He's not going to go to jail and then that guy's cousin is going to be like, oh, I heard you snitched on... No, it's not like there's going to be a bunch of gang members that confront him in prison. They're like, we heard you snitched on the Smith family. Right, exactly. They don't give a shit.

We heard the Adelsons were good people. Adelsons still got shooters out here. The dentist? This guy looks three feet tall. Did you originally describe the purpose behind this murder as helping a lady I sleep inside a Pokemon ball.

What do you mean? Did you describe the I know your purpose was money, but whoever did the hiring had a different purpose, right? Yes. And what was your understanding of that purpose? For the kids. To get these kids. Get the kids buried.

Okay. And do you know any more about that? Look at him. He's like, yeah, I'm definitely going to be a neo-Nazi. I hate this guy.-nazi look at that look at that look at his face look at him

he goes you just you can't trust Cubans he's like why did I go with Cubans god damn it

why did I go with these fucking Cubans every time they cut to him he just looks more and more like Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's so annoying.

He's like, God, he's dressed like he's at a wedding. Yeah. Family member did what? And whose kids they were or anything like that? No, I don't think I know their kids. Wendy, that's her name. Wendy, they're Wendy's kids? Yeah, that's the only thing I know.

Have you ever had any kind of contact with any member of the Adelson family no ma'am during the time that Catherine McBannell was dating the dentist were you around her during that time I mean I seen a times. During the times that you saw her while she was dating the dentist, did she ever brag to you about the dentist at all? No, ma'am. Did she ever tell you the dentist has a lot of money? No, ma'am. The dentist has a safe full of cash in his home?

No. So do you even know who the dentist is? I mean, do you know who he is here in the courtroom? Never met him in my life until today. Okay. I gotta tell you, like, if we're in the same cell, I'm gonna rape the shit out of that punk, bitch. He better be a Nazi real quick, or I'm gonna fuck his ass.

If he doesn't become a Nazi and choose a side which shows respect, I'm gonna fuck him in the ass every fucking day. Lawyers have indicated that you and Garcia got this idea on your own to come to Tallahassee and kill the professor. Is that true?

No. I know. Did you? He keeps looking at the lawyer like he's about to be like, you looking all types of good and shit. Like, you gonna make me act up, bitch. He goes, bitch, don't make me act up right now. Like, I'm gonna whip it out.

He goes, I'm gonna whip it out. I'm gonna whip it out, bitch. Kill him and then try to get Katie to blackmail the dentist? No. So you hear prosecutors trying to move away from this theory from the defense that it was Rivera, Garcia, and Anabola who took the initiative on the role of Mark Ellis. He comes up with a piece of the show that these were guys who were just paid to do the job and it was because of the Adelson's that this happened. Now let's hear what happened on cross-examination.

Let's hear it, Jesse. Let's hear it. We're doing a long app. Let's briefly recap all the lies that they told you. He goes, look at, look at, I love this guy, Charlie Adams. Look at him. He looks like a hobbit. He goes, yeah, I'm like the, I'm like the human equivalent of a

scared mouse. He goes, yeah, yeah, no, I did it, but I hired Cubans. I thought they would get the sentence, not me. About the purpose of the trip going to Tallahassee, right? Yeah.

They lied to you about who the lady was. I didn't know Cubans could look so Mexican. That's crazy. They lied to you about the amount of money they received. Yeah. Isn't it possible that they lied to you about the amount of money they received. Yeah. Isn't it possible that they lied to you about the purpose of the job to begin with? They don't even got the money. Where do they want to get the money from?

Isn't it possible that you thought it was a murder for hire, but it was really an extortion? Extortion to who? Charlie Edelson. Not from you, but from them. Okay. Isn't it possible? I don't know. So that's interesting right garcia mcbanawa they kept on lying to you about all these details is it not

possible that they lied to you about why this was being carried out in the first place that maybe it was their idea and not charlie's maybe this was an extortion plot kill dan markell and then we'll try to extort unsuspecting Charlie Adelson. Defense really trying to raise reasonable doubt here as to Charlie's involvement. Okay, so I want to finish this up now with the testimony of two people

who were once close to Charlie Adelson. They've testified before, but I guess, you know, testifying now against Charlie Adelson directly has a little bit of a different meaning. So first up is his girlfriend at the time this all happened. And she talks about Charlie's... Wilson directly has a little bit of a different meaning. So first up is his girlfriend. Whoa.

Time. This all happened. And she talks about Charlie. This is that white bitch's girlfriend. It's Charlie. That white retard that we were making fun of. Yeah. Getty guy. This is his girlfriend.

I think so. Wow. That murder was stupid. It's killers of the flower moon shit going on with the Adelson family. Yeah. There's a lot of odd stuff happening. He's like, I can't believe she made it to court when I was injecting her with poisonous insulin all month. This is Miami shit where it's just.

I can't believe she even had the energy to get to court. I've been fucking trying to kill her for the last month. Jesus Christ. Telling her to stop going to Washington, D.C. His doctors are just like, this will just slow her down, Charlie. This is just going to slow her down. You just make sure to give her this little vial. It'll just slow.

It's good. All it's going to do is slow her down. Particularly after the infamous bump incident I mentioned, as I said, when the undercover FBI agent bumped into Donna Adelson on the street pretend killers in an effort to get Charlie and what are you saying to her well listen to what June umchinda had to say about Charlie June the time frame what the name is that that sounds Filipino yeah I think they're all Filipinos man because they all look Asian yet Mexican I think they're all Filipinos, man. What's all the Filipinos? They all look Asian yet Mexican.

And June, that sounds like a Filipino name. A Filipino's an Asian Mexican. So the bump in April, but prior to Ms. Magbanawa's arrest in October, was the defendant picking up communication with Catherine Magbanawa. Did you notice that he was communicating with her more? I don't know if it was that time frame like I said. During this time

frame that I'm talking about would it help? If we gave you a fried duck fetus right now would you be able to answer questions better? Do you want some pork intestines? Do you want to do karaoke and watch people

eat fried rice with Skittles in it? Would that help? John's literally completely finished. He's so retarded right now. Devin chose the one day to do the long episode. You're terrible. I'm having a good time.

I'm having a great time. I think the people deserve as much that we can give them. I'm having a wonderful time. I'm having fun, man. And I missed last ep because, by the way, I want to say, I woke up that day. And your white blood cell count plummeted. Very good. No, I'm saying last ep, when I didn't make it.

You were at the Dallas Buyers Club. What? You have AIDS, Joey! I had AIDS. I was sick with AIDS. That's why. You were out with AIDS, but you beat it. I got what you were trying to say.

We bumped those white blood cell counts up. You took some Flonase and it beat the AIDS. Yes. Yeah. But no, I woke up and I fucking it was the most puke ever. The most puke I've ever puked in my life. It's very funny to think about the way you're describing it.

Yeah, why were you puking? Because you woke up in the morning after Thanksgiving and you ate a whole pizza in the morning. Yeah, and also John kept saying he had the flu. So I was like split the night so I woke up and I did I had a full pizza just in my fridge do you ever get like you'll get wings and then pasta and a pizza and then you go i don't think

so i don't think ever i do that wait you got wings pasta and pizza did you order everything from domino's no no, no, no, no. It was like some Italian restaurant. But no, so the night before, or maybe the morning, that was what I had for lunch on Thanksgiving. You came to my Thanksgiving. John came to my Thanksgiving. That was very nice. No, I know, but for breakfast, basically, I got pasta, wings. John is such a mess.

I feel bad for John. He's holding the mic to his head like it's a gun. Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm just gonna But no I got pasta Wings Pizza

Ate the pasta And the wings Had a full pizza In my fridge Woke up from Thanksgiving Got you know Hungover And then I

Ate the whole pizza Right when I woke up Amazing And then I Chugged a bunch of Gatorades Chugging the Gatorade Is your mistake. Yeah.

I think that's what it really sucks. You drank too much with food. Yeah, yeah. You don't want to do that. You're like drinking too many liquids with food. And I was like thinking like, oh, but I probably just, that's why I puked.

But then because John was saying he had the flu, I'm like, well, maybe I have the fucking flu. So you were trying to protect us. Yeah, actually, yeah. You're being a guardian angel. I wanted to come. I'm not even kidding. You wanted to come?

Yeah. Is that a... I wanted to come I'm not even kidding you wanted to come yeah is that a I believe you I actually did but no I was just like fuck I might actually have some kind of virus you're being a good guy

you're doing the opposite of what I do yeah you know I get my friends hand foot mouth disease yes yeah you're a bad person

you're a bad person yeah that's what alright well we'll wrap this up we can get John and Advil or something for the Patreon cause you are a you're a bad person yeah that's why alright well we'll wrap this up we can get John and Advil or something

for the Patreon cause you are a pathetic mess you're a mess I thought something cooler than this shit you know your blade

sucks it has nothing enough of that I love this shit how about enough of that how about you figure out the whole point of this is to make the most

out of anything also I love this. We're not in my fucking living room, dipshit. We're not just hanging out. You're supposed to turn it on and have skill. And so you're supposed to be able to make the most out of anything in front of you. Who would have guessed the Johnny Depp shit would have been funny to watch?

But it is. This is a great case. The Johnny Depp was amazing. This is a great trial. He loves to it is. I came to the Johnny Depp's was amazing. This is a great He loves to do this. If it's not exactly what he wants he

like has nothing. Yeah. I came to the table with a twink stuck He blames the content. And you know this guy I came to the table with an amazing

movie night. I fucking went out and did some crazy shit. He's trying to be like oh I had a good story at the beginning so now I can just

lazily. No one cares about our stories. No one cares. I have to move on from those as quick as possible these days. It was good, but you can't rest on your laurels. They're mildly amusing once in a blue moon. Yeah. But for the most part, we started off just to ease into what we're going to watch.

We got to get back to the watching. I agree. I agree. The watching is, you know, it's in the name of the show. That was... The show isn't called Hate Watch John's Life. No.

No, I don't think that. You have a real weird thing where, like, if something isn't exactly... Like, you don't seem to make the... What are you talking about? We're watching a fucking cholo talk about... So make as many jokes as possible that you can. I've run out of the cum repository, buddy.

I'm dry. I understand that. I'm shitting on you on an off day, like you did cocaine with gay men all night. I understand last night you found yourself and you're a gay man and you do cocaine with gays and stuff. So this is a weird day. But I'm just saying, for the most part, you have this and you're like, you're a gay man and you do cocaine with gays and stuff. So this is a weird day. But I'm just saying,

for the most part, you have this weird thing where no matter what I put on, if it's not exactly up your alley, if it's not exactly up your alley, you go like, I'm uninterested. I get what he's saying because I do love this trial and you're being like, you're blaming it. You're saying it's a bad thing. I just have ADD.

That's the problem. I know. You need to do something about that. What am I going to do about it? Think about it a little more. Think about ADD. Think about when you start getting those feelings where you're like, I'm bored and this sucks. Be like, no, no. Don't. Stop. Stop that. Is that because I'm a gay cokehead? Yell at your brain.

Exactly. Exactly. Is that because I'm Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights? Listen, we understand you were handing firecrackers to Vietnamese twinks last night. I wish. We're almost done. Okay, John? I mean, it was

probably during that time frame, but he did say that at some point. What was the defendant's behavior like after Catherine McVannell was arrested? Well, I guess his behavior was just someone that's being convicted of murder. Or not convicted, but he's a gunman. All right.

Was he, quote, very scary to be around? I mean, he's gross. And he said he really wanted to go to prison to become a neo-Nazi. I mean, I might have said that. You might have said that or you did say that. I think I did say that because we had a fight so I was afraid

one time. If I had a girlfriend like this I would and I loved her like I loved her but of course there's still like you know you're a little shallow or whatever I would be every day I'd be like working towards getting enough money and be like you're a little shallow or whatever. I would every day be working towards getting enough money and be like, you're removing those moles.

She's got moles? She's got two little. She's got a dot here and a dot there. And I'd be like, I would just every day I'd look at that. You'd become obsessed with that. Every day I'd go, I love you, but I am obsessed with these two moles. And it's driving me up a wall. They're not that hard to remember.

I go, I love you, but you get those fucking. Hey, listen, I am in love with you. I go, it's a blemish. But I am being consumed by the two moles. I can't stop connecting the dots. It's a straight line. Get it done. Get it fixed.

I have a weird fucking lump on my back. Where? I have a weird lump on my back. Right in the middle of my back on my spine. Let me see. I'll show it to you after. Wait, what? I have one too. I think it is just like a fat deposit, but I am going to get it checked out.

I've had this for years, buddy. While I'm trying to find it. Anyways. I got one on my head. You want to feel the one on my head? What are you fucking depressed? What are you saying? Touch that, Debbie.

It's right there. Right there where my finger's pointed. Where my finger's pointed. Okay. Don't just... You're fine. All right. I'm about to touch it.

Don't touch it like E.T. Fucking... This is right where my finger's at. There's a bump right there. Oh, yeah. I feel that. What is that? Did you hit your head?

That's what's going to kill me in about three months. Did you hit your head? No. That's just always been there, man. For the last five, six years. Right here, JoJo. Really? That's always been there?

Right there. Right there. Right where my middle finger's at. Have you ever thought to go to the doctor over that? That's not. I had one taken off of my face. It's above the skull. It's like, what?

What is yours? Can you show us real quick? I'll show you that after. Because there's doctors that listen. What? We have what? Joey, what is yours? Can you show us real quick? I'll show you that after. Because there's doctors that listen. What? We have doctors? I'm sure. Somebody.

Some psychopath. It's literally just a skin-colored lump in the middle of my back. I have the same thing. On my spine. Like, you think it's like a zit? No. Yeah. It's not a zit because I've had it for like over a year.

I've had this for years. I've had the one on my back for years. You see this scar? It's not dangerous. I looked it up and I'm pretty sure it's a benign. What do they say? What do they say online? They say it's a fat deposit that happens sometimes

and they say you should get it checked out. So next time I go to the doctor I'm going to ask them to do a biopsy. I'll do a biopsy. When are you going to do that? I'm probably not that soon. Do it soon. Listen, it'll be on biopsy. When are you going to do that? I'm probably not that soon. Do it soon. Listen, it'll be on the hate watch.

Please do it as quick as possible. We need to get rid of this. I had one on my face. That's what this little scar is. I had her removed. I lived here when I had her removed. Once again, I don't care what's going on with you. If I die, you'd be devastated.

I'm kidding, of course. Yes. I just touched your head. You were like, yeah, this has been around for six years. It's a cyst. It's all like a fatty cyst. When John gets upset with Devin, he'll go, yeah, how about I kill myself? I bet you really love that, huh?

I use the worst tragedy in Devin's life. I weaponize it and use it against him. I use the worst thing that's ever happened to Devin's life, I weaponize it and use it against him. I use the worst thing that's ever happened to Devin. If either of you had any problems going on. I had this joke where I told Joey one day. I hope. It really is.

I had a joke where I told Joey one day. I said, why don't you and I kill each other? Remember that? It's like a joke where I was like, let's have Devin have the worst day of all time and you and I just kill each other. Just that? It's like a joke where it's like, let's have Devin have the worst day of all time and you and I just kill each other. Yeah, just ruin his life. No note.

No note. Just fucking blow each other's heads off. No explanation. Devin just thinks about it every day. No closure. He just wants me for the rest of my life. What happened with those two?

Why did they do that? All right. Fuck it. Fuck this case. Let's wrap it up on that. That was fucking funny. I always think about that. It is funny to think about how but like

because somebody loves you you could change the course of their life yeah like it was one to say if you don't care about your life i guess yeah you know right that's why yeah weaponizing love weaponizing love is uh you know that's crazy that's why uh yeah yeah you know yeah women joey and i dealt with that not too long oh every ex-girlfriend ever had we had we had a guy we that was like the most uh lively person we'd ever met in our lives died kill himself and we were like that was the most shocking it was well you're about to have another one but for the rest of my life it'll be the most shocking thing that's ever happened to me like i can't i still can't I hope to God that's the most shocking.

I hope. I literally when that happened, I go, well, I hope I already went through the worst thing that ever happened to me. It's honestly that we're still like there's time. I know. That's what's creepy. I'm always like, guys, just get an Uber. Don't fly.

I'm going to die very soon. No one get in a car. I don't just don't do it. I want everyone to just, like, sit in my living room and, like, hang with me until we all die. I'm terrified of anyone doing anything. Same. I turn into a mother hen. After Jack died, I'm like, don't stop.

I think about that, too. That's why Devin hates me so much. I'm so loosey goosey You piss me off I know it's crazy Yeah you're like Playing with fire And it like bothers me

I'm gonna die one day Very soon And you're gonna have To deal with that buddy It'll be good for you You'll grow I'm gonna do some Dumbass shit

Stop Don't do that I'm fucking with you I'm fucking I'm fine I'll live forever I'm invincible to do some dumbass shit. Stop. Don't do that. I'm fucking with you, pal. I'm fucking fine. I'll live forever. I'm invincible. I made a steal. I mean, you have a big bump on your head.

I know. That's crazy. It's been there forever. If it was... It's been there forever. It would have killed me by now. I love bro science. Yeah, but I had it for six years.

It would have killed me by now. It's fine. I think that is fine. I think that mine is fine because it's subcutaneous. It's not like in, you know, if it were under his skull or something, then perhaps I'd be like, oh, shit, that's very bad. We could, like, literally cut it out tonight if we really wanted to. Let's cut our lumps out. Let's cut our wanted to. Let's cut our lumps out.

Let's cut our lumps out. All right, let's wrap this up. I love you guys very much. I love you, too. I love you guys with all my heart. We missed Connor tonight. He's doing shows in Brea. He's going to be a comedian.

Big comedy hot shot. And then Jason Sheehan, the fan, was going to go meet him. And Connor was going to vet Jason to be like, is he sane? And then we could bring him in because he wants to be like our slave. Jason, you're going to be our slave. And that would be funny to have a guy because he could watch the monitors and just make sure that it's recording. Jason is a sweetheart, but he sent us all those avocados.

Lovely guy. He sent us the farm stuff. He works on a farm. Which is great. But yeah, Jason got the China virus. Well, he well he goes like hey guys like i love you guys can i please just be your producer like i'll run errands for you i'll go buy you vapes and i'll buy you beer and shit and he's like and we're like all right maybe uh why don't you go um he uh when you meet connor at this comedy show in brea Connor's gonna vet you

And if you seem okay, then yeah But then he got You think he got nervous? You don't think he has COVID? My suspicion is that he just got nervous and he got scared I think he has COVID He said it in the 11 party live stream And you announced it

I trust him You better fucking clean up your act sheehan it's winter it's going it's going around the virus out let's go sweat it out get together but yeah anyway so we missed connor this week uh but i think this was a good like a you know a nice little classic the classic the classic trio yeah this is a good one even Even despite the fact that John is now gay. Devin's breath smells like shit. Fisting man at 5 a.m. On a coke-fueled bender. You know what?

I detest you for laughing at this. You were my partner in crime that entire night. That's why it's so funny is that I keep calling you a gay cokehead, but I was side by side. He was literally there being a gay cokehead with me the entire time. You weren't as gay. You were way gay. Way gay.

I'm way gay. Christmas time is here. I got a piss, buddy. Can you just hold it together and give the people what they want? You are such a fascinating human being. Thank you. I love you. I love you so much, and you're so fucked up.

That's crazy, right? It needs to shift at some point, because like I just- Do you want me to be straight, brother? John, I'm just saying- Do you want me to go straight? No, I don't. I want you- No, I want you to be like yourself, but like by 35, 36, you should have shit figured out.

Yeah, well, okay. I'm going to be honest here. Broke up my girlfriend. Give me like, well, okay. I'm going to be honest with you. Broke up my girlfriend. Give me like three months, okay? I'm a wild man right now. How many months? It's been up late. No, no.

It was late. Has it been three already? No, it's been. She fucking split up at the end of October. It's fucking December right now. We have one month in. Oh, that's right. Relax, fuckos.

It felt like longer. Yeah, chill out. Jesus Christ. Give me a little leeway. I'm very proud of you. You haven't texted her? No. There's been no contact.

It's over. Yeah, it's done. And that's beautiful. It's dead. It's dead in the water. It's fucking dead as disco, baby. You'll never be with her, ever. Nope.

So get that through your fucking skull. I'm already in there. Oh, John already. John knows. Oh, it's locked in. The bump in your head is all your mistakes. All right, folks. God bless you.

We'll see you next week. Thank you for listening. We love you. I love you. Love you. I always say good night, but I'll say good morning. Sorry, I'm going to