Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Diarrhea Phil (Patreon Bonus)

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

A man kills his son for catching him eating diarrhea and then appears on Dr. Phil https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. They make a Steven Paddock joke and they're like,

who's that? And I'm like, the Vegas shooter, dumbass. Matt Lockwood also misses very big references a lot, it seems like. My sister invited me to like some like work like party she had and i literally felt like an absolute fucking freak there it was it was like you know what i talk about and yeah and the only guy who was capable of kind of talking to me was a like marine combat veteran who thought like pedophiles were in the world and it just fucking sucked ass i i went to las vegas for work and same exact thing happened to me where i'd be in the middle of like a business conversation and i'd say that i show up a little

bit late and they go where were you i was just gooning like, oh, wait, I'm not with my bowels. I can't say that. It's fucked. No, you're podcasting in the wild, dude. I catch myself doing it, too. But look at that stupid gay retarded faggot over there. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm like, sorry, guys, I was potting in the wild.

It's a guy with crutches getting fucked in the ass. You're completely right. Yeah. A guy with crutches getting fucked in the ass. You're completely right. Okay, so Joseph, we have the case of the century, right? What is this now? So this is my, I just discovered this somehow.

It's a hidden gem. And so I dig through true crime stuff all day. And I found this case. The original crime happened, I think, in 2014. But then there was just delay after delay, and they couldn't get this killer, potential killer, until 2021. So they just kind of got him semi-recently. But so here's the story is that there was a divorce and a custody battle. And the 13-year-old son left his mom's house and went to the dad's who won custody of him um so he gets to the house and

like outside of denver out in the woods and he hates his dad already because he's a 13 uh year old boy so he's like oh fucking hate my dad he's fucking gay dude and then he gets to the house also worst nightmares of 13 year old boys to boys to get sent to the woods with your weird dad. He also grew up with his mom and also all of his friends. He has all these best friends. He was a very popular kid.

Stud. He was a cool kid with a lot of friends. He's wearing Jordans and a White Sox jersey and shit. And then he was sick. He loved Mojo Brooks. Oh, for sure. Dion. He would have been on Dion's side, big time.

So he gets to his dad's house, and he finds a bunch of pictures on his dad's computer where his dad is wearing panties and eating shit out of a diaper. A dad that he already hates, you know. And then so he already hates, you know? Yeah. And then, so he sees this and he starts going like, Oh dad,

like fucking you are what you eat. Dad shit. Like you're shit. Like you fucking gay. Like, and then, so his dad just flipped out and killed him in the woods, killed him,

cut his head off, threw him in the woods, his head off. Yeah. To make it look like an animal, uh, decapitated him. Killed him, cut his head off, threw him in the woods. Cut his head off? Yeah. To make it look like an animal decapitated him. It's like, it looks like a black bear

got a hold of a katana and ravaged your son. I'm so sorry. It's one of the most horrifying stories. That's so horrifying and it's also, you know what's interesting

is what you're, and just what you're telling me, we haven't looked into it yet, but like, it sounds like the dad couldn't take a good clowning yeah she was getting roasted the kid was like if he was a cool kid the kid was like probably one of the best in school at clowning people and then you find out your dad is eating shit out of his diaper and wearing dresses

and you and you hate him already so you clown him and it's, oh God, it's so tragic. This is the Colorado Woods version of making a selfie video for a comic making fun of you on stage. Yes, exactly. His dad's gonna redo

the beheading the second he does it. If his dad was like Jim Norton or something, he would've been like, all right, you little fucking, you got me,

all right, eat shit off that or fuck off. Well, we found your son in the woods and it's heartbreaking but it looks like a mountain lion got a hold of a handgun

and shot your son nine times. God, that's really, really just even your retelling is so dark. But it's also so annoying that it's dark yet still there's funny elements. And listen, it's hard to be, I hate being fully nihilistic about this. Yeah, I don't like having, I'm not ever trying to lose my soul here. It bothered me. Like a child died. Dude, it bothered me.

The circumstances are insane. It's like the equivalent of the Holocaust and then knowing that Hitler had a micropenis. You're like, well, at least there's that. Exactly. Right. At least we get a little win here and there. Right, right, right. You know what's crazy is there's always a woman who'll shit in a diaper for you.

He shit his own diaper. No, it's his own shit. Oh, he was eating his own shit. Oh, that sucks ass. He had like a dominate, a cruel, seductive. If it was a woman. No, there's a woman out there who'll make you eat your own shit out of your diaper. There's a million. Oh, that sucks ass. He had like a dominate, a cruel seductress. If it was a woman. There's a woman out there who'll make you

eat your own shit. There's a million. If you pay them money. Sounds like from personal experience. I would love that. He's like, I have her phone number

if you want to talk to her. I like being debased. But then so, he was not convicted for many, many years. Almost 10 years. That's crazy. Well, so from 2014 to 2021, he was just out.

They never assumed it was the dad? No, he was the prime suspect, but they just didn't have enough on him to indict. So he was out, and he did a lot of suspicious stuff. Like, he didn't show up. He was sitting in diapers and eating and wearing dresses. So you're telling me he ate all the evidence. That's what happened.

It's like a dog ate your homework. But like he didn't go to the wake and he didn't participate in the search effort. And he didn't try to promote the fundraiser to find the kid. And he was just like, he just like, he stopped talking to his family completely. Why would I go to the wake? I've seen my work. That's weird though. Cause if you were like trying to like prove your innocence, you would do all those things.

Right. So he's also bad at reacting. Well, he was just filled with such shame that he was just like, my theory at least, and the theory of like basically everybody, and it's quite, it's obvious at this point, was that he was just like, I ate shit. Everybody knows that I ate shit. And I shot my kids caught me he's still like embarrassed about the clowning

once the head was off i i shit in his throat and then i ate that shit and it just i couldn't stop myself i was in 2D by all day damn it dude what the fuck is wrong with humans and that was my first thought and then I was like alright

but it is good for the pod yeah that's what we do here we're built for this case we're like detectives we've seen a lot of shit I already want to make

a horror movie about this called The Clowning starring Tom Pearl we cast him his son catches him eating shit on you that's called The Clowning. Starring Tom Pearl. We cast him. His son catches him eating shit on YouTube. It's called The Clowning tagline, old shit eating looking ass.

Directed by Mojo Brooks. Also, while Tom Pearl's out in the woods killing his son, Connor's out there killing game. And they exchange a glance, and they just kind of both go like, you killed your guy, I killed my guy. From across the woods, like two deer looking at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if this is us solving the cold case,

and it's like I killed the son because he saw me committing a crime? It's like in Vietnam where you have, like, you make eye contact with one of the Vietnamese dudes, but you both like, I don't want to shoot. Just both get out of here. It's Jesse, Walt, and Todd from Breaking Bad, but instead of stealing the stuff from the train, they're eating their own shit in the woods.

The kid rides up on them on a dirt bike. In the meantime, between the murder and the conviction, there was all these years, and because he wouldn't talk to his family, somehow the mother of the kid and

the other son, the only way we can have a conversation with this guy is to get him on Dr. Phil. And somehow that worked, and now this is the first time they've talked since the murder. Was this brother also being in split custody? Was he at the house? The mom had him.

No, he wasn't. The mom had him. Okay, okay, okay. And then also at this time on Dr. Phil, they didn't know that he was eating shit out of diapers yet. This is crazy. It's on Dr. Phil. Look at this.

Well, Dr. Phil's a fucking shyster. I know, but that's not. It's like a murder. Tabloid retard. Oh, yeah. Psycho. I love these 30 old guys. Dr. Phil had on the bum fights guy.

The guy dressed up like Dr. Phil, and Dr. Phil was so stupid, he didn't even know that would possibly happen. No, it's Sherry Springer. It's the same thing. It's the same level. Actually, it's actually sicker. I mean, look at this kid. So, Corey, Corey, were you in Fallout, boy, Corey?

He goes, Corey, how many tries does it take you to land a kickflip? Now, Corey, did you ever try the shit yourself, Corey? Now, Corey, what is your age again? Corey, do you have a tech deck on you right now? You have to tell me, Corey. I'm Dr. Phil. Okay?

Have you ever bought a switchblade at a fair, Corey? With a Zippo lighter? Corey, what does Chinatown mean to you? And do you get your katanas from Chinatown? Now, Corey, can you show us on the cartoon S where he touched you, Corey? All right, let's check this out. I think Mark has something to do with it. I think he's either got him heading out or... His father?

It's his dad, but he calls him Mark. That's classic. When you eat shit and kill his brother, you're not Mark. You're not dad. No longer are you Pop. He goes, I think it was Pop Pop. I think Peepaw had something to do with it personally you know i'm sure this is still

a thing to this day i'm just maybe i'm showing my or like pretending to show my age or whatever the fuck but like back in the old back when i was growing up it was a very there was a you knew something was going on in the house of all the kids all the your friends that referred to their dad as their first name oh for sure yeah there was like a deep internalized hatred going on in that household. And I also think I might be like ripping someone's bit here when I say this. Just let me get that. But like I've heard this like take where it's like if you call your like mom, mother, and father and like grandmother and grandfather,

that's a cold household. That is brutal. That's the other side of the spectrum, just as cold, just as weird. Warm households are like me-ma. Yeah, right, right. Nana, papa. Yeah, yeah. You know, all that stuff.

You're right. This is third degree down. It's not personalized. If it's not personalized, like, you know, dad. Like, if it's not that or, like, cutesy and you're just, like, coldly stating mother, father. That's a homeschooled person who's like getting beat or could you imagine like the hell they live in he's like father stop eating shit like that's fun that's fucked up yeah that's like not fun well jack had that great joke about his stepdad where he used to

it was like the punchline was like i don't know steve like you know you just call it when every kid that calls like an authority figure that is either with your mom or your actual dad if you call the mother for his name. Oh yeah. You hate them. It also fills me with rage. I've been around friends

who like refer to their dad by first name and I'm like, don't fucking do that. Just say it. Me too. That's your papa, motherfucker.

I get real Republican about it. The family values, cocksucker. That being said, I refuse to call anyone Mr. and Mrs. my entire life. Fuck that.

I don't care who you are. But like other friends' parents? Yeah. Oh yeah. I had a neighbor growing up. They called my mom and dad Mr. and Mrs. my entire life. Fuck that. I don't care who you are. Like other friends' parents? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I had a neighbor growing up. They called my mom and dad Mr. and Mrs. McNutt, and I was like, it's Paul and Kathy, motherfucker. All right, just call me. They're from Tujunga, motherfucker.

Yeah, bitch, what the fuck you doing? Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, I said we dig right into this. Yeah, let's go. All right, here we go. You know, done something. Oh, shit.

Wait, is that Dr. Is that the fucking guy? That's Mark. That's not Dr. That's not Dr. Oh, I thought Dr. Phil know, done something. Oh, shit. Wait, is that Dr. Is that the fucking guy? That's not Dr. Phil. Oh, I thought Dr. Phil, like, got a hair transplant. This is the guy who eats his own turds. He's like, in court, let me ask you something. You think anyone will notice this wig?

So the murderer went on Dr. Phil? Yeah. That takes ass. Because he thinks he's, like, defending himself on Dr. Phil? Yeah, they don't have the evidence about him eating his own shit. There's, like, he thinks, oh, I'm going to convince America that I'm innocent. This is him doing a victory lap right now. He's now in jail. He got sentenced to 50 years

in jail, so he's now like... Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, so this is before this. Enjoy that. Enjoy those fucking cafeteria jail shits. Retard. They're way worse. He's like, it's so much harder for me, and I just keep shit. It's all diarrhea. He's probably in heaven. He's like, it's so much harder. I mean, I just keep shit. It's all diarrhea.

He's probably in heaven. He's like, oh, no solids in here. There are no solids in prison. He's just going to the next cell next to me. He's like, y'all going to finish that? Can I have your cornbread? He's feeding his cellmate like all like the extra beans. He's like gives his beans to his cellmate.

He's like, want this corn kernel? I suppose, I think, I strongly think that he's involved. Why? He hasn't done a single thing since Dylan has been gone.

Why do you say that? What has he not done? He hasn't been to any of the benefits. He wasn't there for Dylan's birthday vigil. He has... Wait, wait, wait.

So at this time, if anyone knows the whereabouts of this boy, please call Dylan Redwine for investigation. Let's call it right now. So so they didn't they hadn't even found his body parts or or anything yeah yeah he was just missing at this time yeah wow for long enough like where it's pretty obvious that he's dead but no nobody right right right you should call it new diary find missing dylan redwine fund. And that's offensive to you.

Very. Very. Dr. Phil, I'd like to make a comment about the fundraiser thing. I have several people in the community in which I live that are reaching out to me on a daily basis and volunteering their time. Volunteering their diarrhea. Involvement with a fundraiser. razor but somebody from this side of the room called her and told her that they didn't want her to have any involvement in anything that had anything to do with raising money and the editing of this is such a weird juxtaposition because if you uh think about the reality of what happened

it's the darkest thing imaginable but then it's like dr phil editing there's just house housewives drinking a glass of pinot this getting dinner ready, watching this. This is why I'm surprised. Like, a child got his head cut off. Most of Dr. Phil is like, oh, yeah, you're not the dad. Like, this is crazy. No, this is, we live at a six. Most Dr. Phil is like, so you're 700 pounds, and you can't stop eating your insulation in the house.

It's a catch-me-outside girl. Yeah, bad baby. This is really dark, and Dr. Phil's a sick man. But maybe this helped. Did they use this in court? I don't think. Well, so he ended up refusing a polygraph. They probably referenced it, but they didn't need it.

I think there was a lot more they had. Once they got their hands on his computer for dylan's fund and for the reward then do it why does it have to be everybody else's responsibility everybody else's responsibility if we why can't you go do something on your own why do you got to have us our approval you say he has clear motivation what do you mean? Dylan didn't really look up to Mark. They had a relationship, but it was never what Dylan had wanted. It was always what Mark had wanted, which was always to be on the road. Never there. Why do you call your father Mark instead of dad or father?

Because he's not a father to me. Because he cut my brother's head off. Someone who cares for their kids and, you know, would do anything for them. Be a role model. Someone to look up to. I believe that you're being very disrespectful, and I believe that everything that's coming out of your mouth

is perpetuated by you. And if you don't stop it right now, you're going to end up missing too, so why don't you? I wish everything coming out of your mouth was shit so I could suck it down through a straw.

So I could go yum, yum, yum in my tummy. If everything coming, you know, what is coming out of your mouth is shit, but I can't, it's not tangible. I'm your father. I brought you into this world. And if I want to drink diarrhea,

I'm going to do that. See, Corey, what you're doing is the worst thing possible. You're spewing metaphorical shit, and that does nothing for me. I can't come to ideas. I can't come to ideas. There is

nothing more Eric Redwine hates more than metaphorical shit. Abstract concepts don't get my dick hard, son. Mouth, I can say my own words. I am at you. I don't like you. I hate you.

And you have been nothing of a father since the last 10 years. Damn. Perhaps the darkest part. Where were you? I was making every effort I possibly could because I was in Texas working for the company that I work for. Trying to get into Bayfield.

And you're the only one working. I'm not working. You try getting into Bayfield with a stomach full of diarrhea. He's like, Corey, please have some sympathy. My stomach is fucking killing me, man. What is Bayfield? What's he talking about? It's just his job. Or was he acting like I've been looking for him?

He was like, hey, I've been working. The reason I haven't been serving is because I've been paying the bills. And acting like he's supporting the family. Which he probably does pay some uh alimony or whatever but so he's using that to be like that's why i don't you know go to the funeral i'm sitting here go going to work paying the bill child support yeah yeah okay okay interesting but the sickest part of this i think actually, actually, I just realized this, is that you can still feel the producer's

influence. It's the realist, darkest human situation ever, but you can feel that a producer sat them down right before they started filming and they were like, okay, but we need you to be passionate, though. Like, we need you. Like, he killed your brother.

So go up. Like, go crazy brother. So go, go up. Like go, go crazy on him and stuff. Right. And, and so they're like, you can feel that they're sort of acting, even though it's their son and brother just got his head fucking chopped off.

Wait. So, but he said it's been 10 years. No, I don't think so. Cause like you haven't met a father in 10 years. That just means. Oh no. Good divorce or.

No, no. Yeah. So yeah, he just hasn't been a good dad for the last 10 years. The sad thing is I probably, this probably did been a father in 10 years. That just means a good divorce? No, no, yeah. So yeah, he just hasn't been a good dad for the last 10 years. The sad thing is, this probably did help a lot with the case. That's really sad about just America in general. It's just like,

these people are literally hurting, and they have to go on Dr. Phil. They have to fight for their right of justice in front of a live studio audience. That's a good point, Axel. I bet you detectives and stuff, they watch this and they go, fuck, he did it. We gotta dig in a little bit more on this. Yeah, that's a good point. Axel. I bet you detectives and stuff, they watch this and they go, fuck, he did it. We got to dig in a little bit more on this.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's a good point. Right. God, pathetic, man. I'm 30 and he's gone. Right. And so you just lay down and take a nap? Well, no.

When I got back- Now, I was starring in Parks and Rec. I'm Zach Galifianakis' brother. My name's Nick Off Pudding. Many times, there's a campground at the end of the road that's right by the river, which he tends to go up to. Every now and then, there's a bridge right down the street where it crosses over the river, which he's been known to hang out before. All these places, great to have a body. There's a rock wall right directly behind my house that he's been known to hang out before. All these places, great to have to buy. There's a rock wall right directly behind my house

that he's been known to go stomping around in the woods back there. I mean, it didn't, I didn't find it odd that he wasn't sitting there waiting for me. In November? Mid-November? And you sent him, you sent him without a coat? Why is it always my fault? Why can't you take any of the responsibility?

At 1.30 you wake up, he's still not there. Right. Did something go off in your head then? Absolutely. This is when I'm calling him on his cell phone, I'm sending him text messages, I'm trying to communicate to him. You know, at some point,

I start realizing that, you know, this is not like Dylan. You're his father. How could you do this to him? I start realizing that, you know, this is not like Dylan. You're his father. How could you do this to him? Elaine, I don't have, I don't know where Dylan is. I'm so busy drinking diarrhea. I don't know. Elaine, I don't know.

Maybe. How do I do? I don't know how. Wow, you show me such a nagging bitch, Elaine. He's gone, Elaine. Elaine, maybe I was parched because you wouldn't shit into my cup. I was parched, Elaine. He holds a phone and he goes, does this mean nothing to you, Elaine?

We had a sacred bond, Elaine. I had one request, Elaine. I asked you to diarrhea into this Stanley Thermos and you never did. You expect me to go wander through the woods without some hydration and some diarrhea? Elaine, I used to look at you like my little own hydration station, and I don't even recognize you anymore, Elaine. Oh, my God. You are my own personal hydration station, Elaine. This is so deranged.

It's so deranged. This is so fucked up. You know what's so fucked up it's just that like the fact that he's not like even if I was being accused like I understand like the fucked up mindset

of like I'm fighting for my own life here right it's the joke that we've had before of like why is he not like no

I didn't fucking do it like I'd be losing my mind constantly and I'd also be breaking I'd be crying yeah right if you were actually remorseful about your son dying even if you did kill him why is there no emotion Fucking do it! Like, I'd be losing my mind constantly, and I'd also be breaking, I'd be crying. Yeah, right. If you were actually remorseful about your son dying, even if you did kill him, why is there no emotion at all?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't they ever, even in the liar's brain, how come they never realize, like, be sad? But also, this guy's so fucked, like, the fact that he's a steel trap and is not even, like, feeling the weight of his actions and breaking down. Right. Like, this guy is just so is just so sociopathic. There's nothing. It's scary. It's really scary. He's the man who eats shit.

He's the man. It all makes sense. But also at the end of the day too, what's wrong with these women? How do you get wrapped up with a man that eats shit, wears dresses, and kills your son? You never once had a hunch he was a bit of a freak?

Well, he's hot. What are you going to do? He's a sexy guy. What if his Tinder profile was like, Hey, let me wear your panties, eat your shit, and kill you soon. And she's like, he's pretty random. I like this guy. I like submersive humor.

There's women out there that date serial killers. They can be charming. Well, she a quirky guy likes. Submersive humor. I mean, there's women out there that date serial killers and shit. Yeah, constantly. They can be charming. Well, she found out too late. She didn't know. I think she probably, he was like pretending to be normal enough. Yeah. And then like the cracks are of the show and he's like, what's asking to drink her diarrhea and he was constantly

trying to volunteer and change the diapers and she was like, he's a great guy. She's like, I have the best husband. He's always changing diapers. I never asked him to do a great guy. She's like, I have the best husband. He's always changing diapers. I never asked him to do a damn thing. She's bragging to her girlfriends at the salon. I haven't changed one diaper. He's got her son on a specific diet

and he always changes their diapers. Couldn't ask for a more loving husband. Just every day of their lives. Like, did you forget to flush again? He wears a lobster bib when he changes their diaper. I don't know. I don't know why. He wears a lobster bib.

And he has those wet wipes when you eat ribs. The boiling crab setup where it's just paper across the table. He has a bucket of shit and he just throws it at it. He shucks the corn parts. He shucks the corn kernels like it's fucking muscles. He's got a shell cracker. Oh my God.

Woo! Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Woo! Really? Yes. Damn. You were the last one to see him. I don't believe that that's true. Hell yeah, dude. I wish I had Dylan.

Because if I had Dylan, we wouldn't be on the Dr. Phil show. I wish I had Dylan, too. But that's not... And he goes, are you grateful for nothing? We're on the Dr. Phil show. And he goes, and even if Dylan was here, you never thought I'd be on the Dr. Phil show. Look at me, bitch. I'm on

TV. You ungrateful bitch. I bet you want me back now. I'm a TV star. He goes, I'm a movie star, damn it. I'm front and center. I'm right on star. He goes, I'm a movie star, damn it. I'm front and center. I'm right on center stage, baby. We wouldn't be on the Dr. Phil show.

Oh, like you don't love this Elaine. It's your favorite TV show. And when he turns it on, he goes, actually, the reason he's missing, this bitch won't stop watching Dr. Phil. There's so many pivots here, actually. Once again, there's a lot of pivots here. If you're a father that eats shit, wears dresses

and kills your kids. A lot of ways. A lot of ways to get out of this. This is my theory. This is my theory. Is that she killed him as a desperate ploy to get on Dr. Phil. That's what I think. Interesting. That's what I think. That's what I think.

Interesting. Okay. Yeah, but she's actually crying. She's a great actress. She's been preparing for this day her entire life. That's right. That's right. She's on her favorite TV show.

She's not going to fuck this up, dude. She's in Barbie. Yeah. What, Lane? I wouldn't hurt him? What kind of mother are you? He tries to flip it or go back for like 10 seconds. He goes, who are you? He goes, I'm a baby. He goes, what kind of mother you he tries to flip it or go back for like 10 seconds who are you guys he goes i'm a bad he go what kind of mother are you actually

he goes you're the one that never flushed you're the one that left your dresses out out in the open waiting for me to wear them you gave me a taste for that damn trash, that toilet trash? God damn it, dude. This poor fucking kid. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, kid died. Oh, no. Fuck, dude. Oh, I forgot. It is unfortunate that within our day and age

with how oddly common this type of story seems to be. I don't know about that. This is one of a kind. This one being on Dr. Phil in the middle between the crime and the conviction. And them having to sort of act even though it's real. Let me say that. This one is one of a kind for it to reach the mainstream, Johnny.

But there, I... Crimes like this happen all the time. Crimes like this happen constantly in some weird, sick way. Maybe not eating shit. There are people that every day you could go onto the news and see something and you go, Oh my God, this guy threw his child into the oven and then ate him and put an apple in his mouth. Literally, I'm sure that happened. That's why detectives are so fucked up.

The world is insane. They go to the scene They see shit They're amazing Yeah No they're just like This spent 25 years Solving the crime

This should be True Detective season 5 Yeah If they had any balls Fucking literally If they had any balls This would be the entire story Of season 5

Yeah written by And they would bring back Woody Harrelson And Matt McConaughey And Redding We got one for you, boys. But Nick Pizzolatto is writing it with Nathan Fielder.

I wish I had Dylan, too. But that's not... Did you hurt him? No, Elaine, I wouldn't hurt him. What kind of mother are you to think that I was doing something like that? I was your wife for 18 years. I brought you all the way to Dr. Phil. She goes. I was your wife for 18 years. I brought you all the way to Dr. Phil. She goes, I was your wife for 18 years.

You chopped many kids' heads off after they caught you eating shit and wearing my dresses. You don't think I think you're capable of this? And you said you'd never do it to our son. I thought you were just killing strange kids. He goes, I've always told our kids, look, watch, seeing you eat shit

is like looking at Medusa's eyes. Hey, rewind it, rewind it like three seconds, though. There's a crazy little line right here. What kind of mother are you to even think that I was capable of doing something like that? I was your wife for 18 years. I brought you all the way to Dr. Phil to speak to you. That's crazy. I brought you all the way to Dr. Phil.

To speak to you because she was saying because you wouldn't, there was no other way to talk to you. So she eventually said like, hey, we're going on Dr. Phil. If you want to defend yourself, then you can come. Right, right. So, and then he was finally like, ah, fuck, I'm going to be, I'm going to look so bad if I don't come. What an insane sentence to say

in the midst of going through this as the mother of a child. That's like, I brought you all the way to the Queer Eye guys, and I thought they were, I thought they were going to, they were going to dress you up, they were going to give you a new room,

they were going to ask you about what torments you. She goes, Jonathan Benet says you were serving cunt. Does that mean nothing to you? gonna give you a new room they were gonna ask you about what torments you she goes john bennett says you were serving cunt does that mean nothing to you ty pennington designed a whole add-on to the house he'll turn the garage into a new room he's like i'm not interested in cooking anything but diarrhea yeah he's like i am not interested in learning how to make a poke bowl she goes i thought kamaru got through to you. And now I'm looking at you and you're absolutely snatched.

And you feel no remorse. And then Bobby gave you that new dresser. Bobby upgraded your diarrhea room. Bobby upgraded your whole diarrhea bar. He built that compartment under the toilet where you could hide. And he gave you... He taught you how to do the French tug while you sucked down diarrhea. He would have the idea to wear school gear In the porta potties Oh my god

I was like why do you want to eat diarrhea She goes I remember the day those five fags Showed up at our house I thought you were gonna change Oh fuck Oh my god He's like Elaine you know my dream is to be on kitchen nightmares you know that you know i could serve the best plate of diarrhea to how dare you elaine he goes yeah i miss my son you know how i miss even more tom pearl i haven't seen him

since college you know you've scared off all the public shit eaters. They won't even post their work no more. Because now when people think of grown men eating shit, their mind goes to murder in the sun. And that's your fault, Elaine. Tom Pearl's been a damn ghost. We were a strong community, Elaine.

You got Tom Pearl and been a strong community, Elaine. You got Tom Pearl and Witness Protection. Guys, Jason fucking Bournos. Oh my God. This is making me... We might have to release this publicly

at some point, dude. The only reason we went into this not doing this for the public is because I was worried about... I don't know if we can watch Dr. Phil, but I don't know. Might be considered news. I say it's news, yeah. What I care about

is finding this child which is all I care about he's a fucking asshole please ask you to take a polygraph they did and what were the results

well they're not the best he goes well the results weren't that great well I lied he goes

they have footage of me eating shit wearing dresses and chopping my kids head off it's not great for me you guys they asked me do you ever lick your chops They have footage of me eating shit, wearing dresses, and chopping my kid's head off. It's not great for me. They asked me, do you ever lick your chops when you smell diarrhea?

I said no. There were some results. You ever follow a scent trail onto a windowsill of diarrhea? He eats diarrhea like lamb. He's got mint jello on the table. Do you have diarrhea with applesauce? You're floating the air with the scent of diarrhea. Your eyes bug out of your head when you see diarrhea. Oh, fuck, dude.

What the actual results are. Well, what did they tell you? Well, they told me that I failed it. They're trying to say I killed the kid because he caught me eating diarrhea. They put a cardboard box with a stick and a plate of diarrhea underneath it, and I fell for it and hook, line, and sinker. Well, I took a polygraph, and the results came back. They said I'm full of shit, and I said for it hook, line, sinker. I took a polygraph, and the results came back. They said, I'm full of shit, and I said,

you got that right. They said, are you a polygraph or a sidekick? Are you a sidekick? They said, you're full of shit. I said, how'd you know that? Who told you? What else we got on these guys?

There's definitely one more. There's a polygraph video. Oh, fuck off. The polygraph guy that Dr. Phil has, he must be a former police guy because he's trained in interrogations, and he breaks him down and makes him cry. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, fucking yes. Here we go. You should be doing backflips right now to take this polygraph test. Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. You were the last person. Is there one more video?

I started right there. No, I know, but there's one where they, so there's one right before this where they take him into the room. You only sent me three and one of them was the. Wait, never mind. Go back to that one then. Are you sure that's it? That wasn't it, but don't go to the.

I can go to clip three. Did we skip three? Did we not go to three? Yeah, we didn't go to three. Here's three. Let's try it, and if it's not it, we'll go back. You never picked up the phone and tried to call me personally. I think it's what we open with.

At any point. No, it's not. Skip to the middle. It's false. But it's par because you always, always lie. You always choose diarrhea over me. You always chose diarrhea over the family. About anything.

You used to hide the Imodium. You used to hide the Imodium and push the laxatives. I was begging for Pepto every night. And where were you? Killing our son. Why were all the toilets bottomless? We found the tubes. They led to your bedroom.

And we just conveniently had bad plumbing, huh? And that's what it was? Why was your Stanley cup rigged up to the sewers? Rigged up. The septic tank guys never came. Where is Dylan? You know where Dylan is, Mark. You were the last one to see him.

You were the last one to have any contact with him. He was on your watch where is the cold face of this guy is so fucking funny i lost dylan i didn't lose dylan elaine how then why is he gone well that you know that's a question we all have i didn't lose dylan i know i know exactly where he is they're acting like they're trying to find their... In a shallow grave, Elaine. You lost Dylan. What's this we thing you're talking about? What is we shit?

Lost? That's a weird word for took. I mean, alright, Elaine, god damn. They're acting like their kid is like the garage clicker. Who lost Dylan? I can't open the garage. Oh, fuck, dude. You don't have to ask that question.

You had him. Where is he? He's not here. No one can find him. You were the last one to see him, and now he's just gone. That doesn't happen. If this were in a movie that performance i'd be like oh she's a shitty actress but it's real it's real weird it's so crazy is that is a woman who has who you you impregnated and she had your child and now she's like screaming at you for her missing

child and he's just like this yeah like look at him he has no choice he's like he's like a rat in a corner he's like la-di-da. He's kind of smirking a little bit right there. It's a diarrhea smirk. The old diarrhea smirk. We all know that. The old diarrhea smirk, folks. Oh, my God.

Holy fuck. Holy shit, dude. There's a commercial He goes He goes Doctor Phil What do you do When you get diarrhea In your mustache

No he thinks It's like a normal thing To eat shit So he's asking everyone How do you get diarrhea Out of that mustache It's got like a little comb Or something

Doctor Phil's like I don't know What you're talking about I don't eat diarrhea He goes What's everyone's favorite way Of eating it Like sous vide

Or None of us Eat sous vide The diarrhea He goes, what's everyone's favorite way of eating it? Like sous vide or sous vide. None of us eat sous vide. He goes, personally, I don't mind eating it cold. I think leftover diarrhea is fantastic. I like it more than fresh diarrhea, personally. Remember after not in the fridge? All the juice is kind of like sunk in a little bit.

You know what I mean? It's kind of softer. Oh, fuck. For her to sit here and say that I'm the last person to see him is not accurate. The postal worker that delivers my mail to me... There's a coyote that probably saw him. Let me weigh in here.

I've been... Basing birds. Because I've been eating shit for years. I've been doing this for a long time. And you heard me say I've got one agenda here. And that's to try to find this young boy. And I have no preconceived judgments here at all. You don't give a shit at all.

I don't know you. I don't know whether you had anything to do with this or not. I certainly don't assume that you did. But I also don't assume that you did not. I don't know that you did. I don't assume that you did not. I certainly don't assume that you did. But I also don't assume that you did not. I don't know that you did. I don't assume that you did not. I just don't jump to those conclusions. But I'll tell you what I do is I make informed decisions based on skilled observations. I've been doing this for 35 years. And I see you lick diarrhea out of a diaper.

I was trained as a forensic psychologist. That's psychology in the law. The diaper to him is like when you go get soul food and they put it on a newspaper. Like a little bread basket. What do they call that thing? A diaper as a little bread basket. At a Thanksgiving dinner with the

fruit coming out of it? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's like, for him, it's like when they pour a bowl of soup into a thing of bread. Yeah, yeah, right. It's a diarrhea in a metal bowl next to it. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl. Exactly.

Now, you claim this was Ethiopian food, but we're not stupid, man. And quite frankly, that's racist. And having worked as an officer of the court in situations just such as these, and I am accustomed to what is typical conduct. He goes, you know, Dr. Phil, that ain't short for doctor. That's diarrhea, Phil. He goes, this is my main expertise.

And so I gather information based on that, and I'm curious whether you're interested in fighting with her and blaming her or if you're interested in finding your son. This polygraph one is going to be a good ending. I think the one that you

go to or that we had up is where he cries. Which is the whole point of me being here. The other one, maybe they're combined and I'm just misremembering, but there was maybe it's in this, but they have him in the room with the polygraph guy and they hook him up to the machine

and then he has like a meltdown. They hook him up to Bert Kreischer? Alright folks, that was for me. Very good. You should be doing backflips right now to take this polygraph test. He goes, my stomach does backflips all the time. That's how I get what I want.

Last person to have seen your son before he disappeared. Well, and I don't believe that. What do you believe? I believe that the postal workers... Damn, he's just petting that time. He's petting that time. Holy shit. He's talking to Mr. Rogers right now.

No doubt in your mind. There's no doubt in my mind. I read some of the stuff you said about you don't think that we gave... You don't think that normal food tastes good. You just like diarrhea. Are you kidding me? Once you got a taste for it, you could never eat anything else. Admit it.

Even if I was guilty on Dr dr phil if he was talking like that i would be like dr phil frankly shut the fuck up i'm going to knock you out like that that tone coming at me would make me so huge to look at yeah look at his arm yeah yeah he's fucking huge television time to try to find your son. And I have asked you to do things to eliminate yourself so we can direct resources to other people. Dude, Dr. Phil's tie's untied. He's at the end of his fucking rope.

He's rolling up his sleeves. And you want to criticize... I'm going to choke you out right now, diarrhea boy. I think that that was taken out of text. And I didn't have this conversation. You put it in context. Damn, he's pissed. Phil is realizing you definitely killed your son.

And I'm kind of annoyed. With you and my ex-wife together. What you do with your ex-wife and what you do with your son. And what you do in the privacy of your own home with diarrhea. That's up to you. It's up to you, God, and Tom Pearl. That's between you and Roto-Rooter, okay? I was upset about the fact that obviously there's a huge issue in terms of me and my ex-wife and my son.

I am here to find your son. That's why Phil keeps taking such such a long pause he's like i gotta be honest huh i care i love your hair he's got perfectly feathered hair because we have similar mustaches but if i had that hair i think my life would be different he's like does diarrhea have like biotin in it or something it's like like fish oil or something. Is that the secret? I've been trying rogue game, but I'm thinking you're on to something. You obviously take vitamin D,

keeps the hair strong. Whether or not we find this boy, and if you've got information about where that boy is, you need to tell us. This man's done 3,500 polygraphs. You know how many fathers with missing sons have ever, ever

refused to take a polygraph in all of his years of doing polygraph work? You know how many? This man's got a little room in the back of his house, a little village in it with a train set. You're it. I think that's basically it, but what a saga. There's some more out there.

What a saga. We've got more out there. What a saga. We got to get to the diarrhea thing. How do you get put in prison? Oh, yeah. Well, so is this going to be page three? Do they ever bring the diarrhea stuff up? I don't think we can play film. I think this has to be public, though.

I don't think we can play film in public, dude. There's no way. How come we can play like the ABC two? We're not at that level. This is like a TV show, I think. We can play news. No, no. Some guys will a TV show, I think. We can play news No, no, some guys

will like send a season to see it. I think it's kind of random. You know, I'll upload this when we're in Austin and maybe we can just release this as like

a Patreon thing like publicly and then we'll just give the people like an extra Patreon. So this could be a public like when we go to Austin.

But it could give us a strike. I'll do some research and say, can we do this? And I'll try and upload it first and just keep it private. I'll upload it first, keep it private, and see if it gets a strike. Oh, that's good. For like a couple weeks. But yeah.

But I mean, I would love to release this publicly. No, but so. But I think we've gone down this route before. I mean, people always like get they're like hey stop debating about whether or not you could really sudden just yeah it's like listen it's easy to say until your whole fucking gets banned you have to restart from scratch yeah exactly so whatever but but also no so here's what happens on this is that um enough and maybe connor made a good point where it's like this put him back on the detective's radar.

Yeah. And so they ended up getting access to his computer and like all the text messages from the kid and stuff. And so then like the whole, all of the diarrhea stuff was revealed at that point. Fuck. After they reinvestigated it. Yeah, after this. After this Dr. Phil. So Dr. Phil didn't know anything about it.

Because obviously he would have been bringing it up every five seconds. Oh yeah, he would have. And that stuff. Oh wait, so this will definitely this, Dr. Phil. So Dr. Phil didn't know anything about it. Because obviously he would have been bringing it up every five seconds. Oh, yeah, he would have. And that stuff. Oh, wait. So this will definitely not be allowed. Don't do this unless you want to blur it on. These pictures and stuff? Yeah, it's him eating diarrhea.

All right, it's Patreon. It's worth it. Just do it. It's kind of good. Sure. Let's do Patreon. Patreon deserves it. Can you full screen that?

Yeah, might as well. It's Patreon. Like. Sure. Let's do Patreon. Patreon deserves it. Can you full screen that? Yeah, might as well. It's Patreon. Like he's Buffalo Bill. Dude. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes. John, get off your fucking phone, dude.

Sorry, my boss is fucking texting me. And that shit on his cheeks and head. The next one's even worse. That's shit. That kicks ass. No, it... Oh, yeah! Oh my God. Is that a diaper? This is like something out of a Rob Zombie film. Yeah, it... Oh, yeah! Oh, my God.

Is that a diaper? This is like something out of a Rob Zombie film. Yeah, that's a diaper. Keep going. And he just... Oh, yeah. Let's fucking go. Imagine this is your dad.

Oh, my God. You find this on his computer. I would love this. You would love this? The kid found this on his computer. He found it, so i'm not quite sure exactly how he found it okay that's not that bad keep going that's why how is that john you fucking john go back what is that well that's a crime scene photo now oh shit keep going that's his femur

that's his i don't know sorry i don't know about this This feels bad all of a sudden. No, no, no. Don't fucking cower out of it. It's already Patreon. Let's take a fucking... Let's lean into it. I had those exact Jordans. His little tiny shoe.

I had those exact Jordans. I gave them to Richard. John. Jesus, John. John, don't be sick about it. Yeah, you're sick. It's a kid, dude. It gets much worse

They find this little skull Oh I don't want to see that No no no Don't go to the That is a little skull John John stop It's fine It's fine

It's so fucked Jesus fuck It already was so dark And now like that kind of Just typified it The skull's kind of annoying Yeah now I actually feel bad About the entire episode We just recorded Yeah That, now I actually feel bad about the entire episode

we just recorded. That's good. We should feel bad, because if we didn't, then people would be like, oh, they're all, like, serial killers. I feel bad. Wait, so how did you find out, though,

that the son found those images? Where's that in the story? Yeah. Well, so... Did you just draw this conclusion, or...? No, no, no. This is... So, evidence came out. It's Redwine. It's his last name. I forgot his first name. yeah well so did you just draw this conclusion or no no no this is so evidence came out

it's Redwine it's his last name I forgot his first name but like a Redwine murder will pull it up his name is Redwine Redwine is one word I know a girl

named Redwine that's crazy yeah his name is Eugene Redrum Colorado father sentenced to prison thank you John that's pretty good

It also was filmed in Colorado I mean this happened in Colorado Not filmed in Colorado Go back Devin There's one that has like a headline That says like Because he found diarrhea pictures I like diarrhea pictures

You had to mind that I can't read these But yeah so one of them like says Like son finds graphic pictures of dad. We can't back out when we see a skull, knowing that he cut his son's head off. No, that's... You know what I mean? Like, let's be real here. It's one of those things where it's...

A murder has taken place. No, like, intellectually, we should be able to do that, but then, like, once you see it, then it is different. But we can make fun of it. We're making a comedy podcast, so when I see a skull of a boy, I'm not trying to make a joke. There's the AP. Brother confronted father with his feces photos. He was like a little boy.

The oldest brother of a 13- He was 13. The oldest brother of a 13-year-old boy who disappeared in Colorado in 2012 confronted his father about photos of him eating feces from a diaper. Imagine Huck Finn confronting his father about his feces photos. He's like, I'm going to fake my death and run away because I saw you eating shit out of a diaper. From a diaper months before his younger sibling went missing, the boy's brother testified Thursday,

the father, Mark Redwine, is being tried in the killing of his son, Dylan Redwine. The boy disappeared in the Villacito area near Durango during a corridor to visit during his Thanksgiving break, authorities said. Mark Redwine told investigators he left his son alone at home to run errands and returned to find him missing. Prosecutors argued this week

that Mark Redwine killed his son over photographs that triggered a fatal outrage. The photos accidentally discovered by the two boys on their father's computer during a road trip in 2011 depict Mark Redwine

wearing women's underwear and a diaper and eating feces from a diaper. Mother of fucking God. So why didn't Corey bring that up on fucking Dr. Phil? It wasn't out yet, right, Joey? No, they found it together. With his brother, yeah, together.

They must have made an agreement before he went on. They must have. I bet he said, I bet the dad agreed, like, hey, I'll come on, but no diarrhea talk. He's like, that photo of me in the brassiere. No diarrhea talk. He goes, no damning evidence hey, I'll come on, but no diarrhea. He's like, that photo of me in the brassiere. He goes, no diarrhea, Tom. He goes, no damning evidence, but I'll come on, Dr. Phil. The photo of me in the brassiere covered in diarrhea, you can't bring that up, Phil.

Look, look, I'll come on about my missing son, but no incriminating facts about me, please, all right? Phil's in the writer's room going, like, is this even worth it? We can't do the diarrhea picture. He doesn't think Sammy's like the bait we're, goes like, is this even worth it? We can't do the diarrhea picture. He doesn't think Sammy's like the bait we're having. Yeah, yeah. During cross-examination, Corey Redwin said he sent copies of the compromising photos to his father in August 2012 while Dylan and Mark Redwin were alone on a road trip together. Dylan knew about the photos and was not harmed in that trip despite the texting confrontation between Corey and Mark.

Corey called his father a shit-eating coward and said, you are what you eat, according to text messages from his day in court. So that's the kid that died? I thought it was Dylan. Corey's the brother, yeah. Dylan's the kid that died. You shit-eating coward.

He's like, oh, that good one. I'm gonna cut your fucking head off, but good one. Fill your hands with shit, you son of a bitch. Well, no, Corey didn't die. Corey got away with it.

Dylan died. Yeah. In response, Mark Redwine texted back, not to hurt Dylan. God damn it. No, we don't want your fucking thing. In response, Mark Redwine texted back, not to hurt Dylan. Public defender John Moran said, the father also called Corey a thief for taking the photos

and said he was trying to hurt him just like his mother who was in contentious custody battles. You stole my diarrhea pictures. So it sounds like they might have gotten divorced over this kink. in contentious custody battles. You stole my diarrhea pictures. So it sounds like they might have gotten divorced over this kink. I think so. That's crazy. She knew. So they knew this,

and I can't believe it didn't come up on Dr. Phil. There must have been a stipulation. Because the police weren't even allowed to talk about it. They're trying to prove that this guy killed his son. A prosecutor eventually made that argument. The family's like idiots, I think. I hate to say it. Corey Redwine told the court

his younger brother was pretty disgusted and said he wanted to use the photos as leverage in an argument with his dad a year later. Hey, send me those poop pics of Papa because he gave me a speech about you guys being a bad example and I want to show him who he really is. Send me those poop pics of Papa because he gave me a speech about you guys being a bad example and I want to show him who he really is. Send me those poop pics of Papa.

That's like a tongue tire. This poor fucking kid. Tongue twister. Tongue twister. Send me those poop pics of Papa. This is like when Say it four times fast.

Corey Redwine said he did not send the pictures and it was unclear from his testimony if his brother had confronted his father regarding the photos. Obviously he had.

The brother's mother, Elaine Hall, testified Wednesday that she sent Dylan Redwine to his father's house on November 18, 2012, learned he was missing the next day, and immediately drove six hours to La Plata County to search for her son. Hall said during cross-examination that she had no knowledge of her son confronting his father about the photos. She almost immediately suspected her ex-husband wasn't telling the full truth about their son's disappearance. Text messages show, two hours after learning Dylan was missing at 635, she texted Mark. You know, another thing I bet was in play here

is that they were embarrassed. They don't, like, want to admit that my ex-husband or my father eats diarrhea out of a diaper. Yeah, that makes more sense. In my head, it was like they were just none the wiser, and a prosecutor was like, you know. Guys, you're not, what are you, how are you how are you missing this tell me my ex-husband eating shit and let dressing lingerie has anything

to do with this yeah your goddamn their lawyer is just like a big bottle of pepto he wouldn't just leave she wrote he would have called he wouldn't just leave she wrote he would have called me i'm so so suspect of you right now how could he he just disappear? God damn. This is one of the craziest cases I've ever heard about. It's sad. It's crazy. No, I know. I couldn't believe that I... It's not like on... There's not a Netflix talk about it or something. There will be. After this, dude?

After this episode? They'll be using us. Yeah. God. I know. I would love to release That publicly At some point Really get the wind

Taken out of me But a A lot of A lot of blurring Would have to happen Yeah But Oh my god guys

I mean just Possibly worth it Just There's a lot To deal with Honestly Mentally Insane

Physically Everything that case made me give you diarrhea thank god mark redwines this is his like he's playing 3d chess he's like let me give all the viewers diarrhea he goes just turn me into plumbing. It's like in a Cerebrus. He goes, my final request is to be turned into plumbing. He goes, I don't want to be cremated. Don't want to be buried. I want to be turned into a pipe. His last meal before getting executed, he's like, I just want a big fat plate of duck.

He's like, you guys can't say no. I know for a fact. Do they have to abide by that? If you ask them, it's crazy. If it's diarrhea, you guys can't say no, I know for a fact. Do they have to abide by that? If you ask for diarrhea. If it's crazy. If it's diarrhea, they could say no. Wait, they don't abide by your last meal? No, if you say ice cream and a steak, they have to.

But if you say diarrhea. I think a lot of prisons have standardized last meals now, and it's just steak and eggs. No, no, you can still make requests. But if you say, like, either I don't want anything, then they have a standardized meal. I mean, ultimately, loophole, he gets his last meal, shits it out, cats his last meal. It's like, he can make his last meal.

They're waiting for him to take a shit in the electric chair, and they're like, hurry up. He grabs his shit, he starts stuffing his face. Or he dies before he shits his pants, and they go, he would have loved that. Which CO has the most sensitive stomach? They go, hey, red wine, last meal request. And he's just going like, he's reaching in his pants. He goes, I'm good. God damn.

He goes, give me Sandra's shit. She's got IBS. I smell Barry's farts, that fat fucking guard. Give me some of his. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, fuck. Fuck. That's good.

Yeah, I don't really know where to go from there. Yeah, I don't know how to, like, move on. I mean, I think. I mean, what are we at? I just had a curiosity. Oh, wait. We got, like, five minutes. Ben Shapiro did a rap song. I have to fucking piss my nuts off. I mean, I think. I mean, what are we at? I just had a curiosity. Oh, wait, we got like five minutes. Ben Shapiro did a rap song.

I have to fucking piss my nuts off. I was pissed on that song too. You can wait five minutes. No. I can wait. Well, if we want this to, if we want this to possibly

come out publicly, we can't do that either. Ben Shapiro? Yeah, it's a song on like Vivo. Oh. What if you pull up on Twitter? Does that make a difference?

Well, I don't know. Not really. The song will be got immediately. And let me see. Let me see if it's on YouTube. Facts by Ben Shapiro and Tom McDonald. Tom McDonald.

Because it's charting. I love Tom McDonald. Ben Shapiro posted today on Twitter. He's like, we're coming for you, Megan Thee Stallion. Oh, my God. How come Ben Shapiro is, like, tanned and wears leather jackets now and looks cool? Have you noticed that? That's your opinion and only your opinion.

No, no, no, no, no. Don't give me that shit. He looks cool? No, no, no. Look at the Tom, the Ben Shapiro, the recent debate that Lex Friedman had with him. He was like fucking, he had like a fake tan and like a fucking leather jacket and a cool haircut. He debated Lex Friedman? No, no, Lex Friedman hosted a debate between him and that fucking Twitch streaming fag.

Destiny? Yeah. Look at him. Look at Ben Shapiro. He looks like a GTA character. There has to be some diplomatic bilateral communication there. No. He's dressed like a...

Put up on the switcher. He's dressed like Taylor Tomlinson. Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to be cool now. Yeah, he's like a cool guy. Sick leather jackets. Trying to distract from his sister's big fat tits. That's made out of free-range Palestinians.

It's like this is 100% Gaza child skin. It's like the Player Raiders club. 100% Gaza child. We can listen to some of it. Happened as the containment of Iran. History moves in one direction. Oh, it's infuriating. The second he opens his mouth.

Communism, Nazism, all of that was a regression from what was happening at, for example, the beginning of the 19th century and the 20th century. Says the guy who communists and Nazis kill. Do you think that today Donald Trump knows what he wants? He's really the only guy who sounds like he's like in fast forward. In fast forward, yeah. It's kind of crazy.

It sounds like somebody has to... You listen to a podcast at 1.5 speed. Yeah. You accidentally are like, why does it sound so fast? Exactly.

The jack on it. He sounds like a sim. So I don't. This is one of the areas where we get into this. I don't understand. The problem is I hate that guy as much as fucking Benji.

Wait, who's that guy? Destiny. He's like a Twitch streamer, debater. He's into this. I don't understand. The problem is I hate that guy as much as fucking Ben Shapiro. He's like a Twitch streamer, debater. He's a cuck. He's a very leftist, but he's an incredibly intelligent guy. He's incredibly intelligent, but the problem with the left is they intrinsically have no strong ideologues.

And that is the thing the left is missing as opposed to the right. The right has like Ben Shapiro. They have all these fucking people who go out and can talk and fucking, like, be big heavyweights intellectually that you don't disrespect because they're actual people. He goes to a lot of places. No, but he's a cuck. He's a cuck. Who cares that he likes to— No, everyone cares that.

If you let your girlfriend fuck another man, nobody's going to listen to you. What does that have to do with your take on history? It has so much to do with it. Because you're going to lose every male audience member you possibly have. I know, but that's an issue. Is he quite literally a cuck? He is quite literally a cuck.

No, but I mean, like, in the definition of it, he was a girlfriend. He was with a woman that would, like, fuck other men. He was a polyamorous. They were in a polyamorous relationship, and then she just finally broke up with him. Got it. She was hot, too.

Who are you guys talking about? There's no heavyweight left wing. Oh, yeah, the political... The Twitch streamer, political debater guy. Yeah, it's just fucking depressing. But if you watch most of his shit, he's like pretty dominant.

He's smart. Yeah, he's incredibly smart, but he's just a faggot. That's the problem is you can never get past that shit. I'm sorry. You always say that you're at the worst time.

You always say it when you're like, really, it sounds like we're dragging a guy from the back of our truck always say it when you're like, really, it sounds like we're dragging a guy from the back of our truck. It's like you're screaming at Matthew Shepard while we drive through the desert. You always say it at the very end of Brokeback Mountain way.

It's like, seriously, though. They have nobody heavyweights. By the way, I'm fucking drenched in sweat. I think by doing... Did you make some good diarrhea up there? Oh, yeah, I saved fucking drenched in sweat. I think by doing... Did you make some good diarrhea up there? Oh, yeah. I saved it for you, brother. I think having my AC so low now,

one of my body's not that cold. You fucked up your internal temperature. Yeah, your thyroid's off its kilter. It's off its axis. It's off its axis. But when I went to Las Vegas, I was like, because you have to, there's no way to cross this street easily. You have to go up over passes and like, and then it's like, oh, they really do like pretend

you're on a hike when you're on the strip. You have to like go up and then back down and then up and then through a tunnel. And it's quite literally a million fucking degrees. No matter what. And then my body's used to 59 degrees in my apartment. And so even if it's 65, I'm drenched. But I kept showing up to dinners with our biggest clients, and they would just go,

they go, did you just get out of the shower? You're in a full sweat. Yeah. They weren't trying to make fun of me. They thought that I just hopped out of the shower and, like, came downstairs. And I go, no, no, no. Ah, it's a sweat. I just, like, walked over.

I love that low voice. I mean, I think we said this before the podcast, but that time we showed up to the gym and he walked out. I know you went on a walk, but it was still no excuse. It was so fucking funny. It was marathon sweat. Connor and I are standing out front waiting for Joey. We think he's going to come down from his apartment, and we're just talking, and then Joey goes,

sup, guys, and we turn and look, and he's got a backpack on, and he's got his workout shirt on, but he's in a full sweat, and I go like, did you already work out? And he goes, no, no, I took a walk. No, I was drenched like a guy that just ran a marathon or something.

For real? Yeah. And I walked. I did walk four miles or something. You were like that gift. CVS and back to mine is like three and a half or four. That's a decent walk. And I walked really fast.

Which CVS do you go to? On Broadway in Cesar Chavez. Yeah, something like downtown. Like right by Chinatown, right before Chinatown. I think the one by me is actually closer to you, the 7th and Spring one. It's the one next to Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh, you know, I used to, I think it's actually about the same distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I looked it up at one point. That makes sense, actually. Well, you know what? I will, I'll upload this. We're going to, we'll post that other one on YouTube for this new public. Yeah, sick. Just because. It was good, too.

Really good. This was really good, too. But I'll post it for when we're out of austin and i'll see if it gets it i imagine if it's on private can't can't youtube tell me let's look at it we'll look it up before we do it but we'll figure it out privately so we don't get it we can never look these things up they never it's nobody knows right yeah nobody has all arbitrary and who knows yeah what do you go hey can we watch diarrhea stuff on private and then release it and then get a strike?

Well, we also looked at the diarrhea pictures, too, because John forced us and then started making fun of us. I didn't force anybody. Well, that no matter what has to get blurred if we even try, even on private. You just get it out. Figure it out. Figure it out. It's a baby's call. Or we just leave it to the people that pay.

YOLO. Hey, let's start a new channel, brand new. Leave it to the people that pay. Why the hell not? Brand new channel. It's not like we can't replicate this. This is right sound effect, you know. We new channel. Brand new. Leave it to the people that pay. Why the hell not? Brand new channel. It's not like we can't replicate this. This is right, sound effect, you know. We're a punk rock podcast.

Punk rock podcast. We start new channels every week. Actually, I kind of like that. Let's release it. I kind of miss being a punk rock. We're not even a punk rock fucking podcast anymore. No, I mean, like, just leave it to the people that pay on Patreon. No, I'm saying let's release it and YOLO and not care.

It'll get taken. Good. Let them do it. You know what I'm saying? Hell yeah, brother. Let's start from fucking scratch. Fucking let's do it. Nope, because it all falls in my hands.

That's why people used to love you, man. You sold out. On that note, let's wrap it up. Thank you for listening, folks. We love you. Bye-bye. Bye. Love you, love you.