Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Doo-Doo Rag

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Chase bank glitch puts people in debt, a woman and a black man detail their experiences in India https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and use promo code HATEWATCH on MyBookie to claim a bonus up to $1,000 on your 1st deposit. Get started at https://mybookie.website/HATEWATCH

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way Hello. Hello everybody. We all just got back from Chase Bank ATM. I Made 400 bucks, but I just looked at my account. I'm in debt $40,000 I had no idea It's a fun the by the way yet go if you if you guys haven't done this yet

Go to the chase bank get a positive check before they can verify the amount that it's a legitimate check Withdraw forty thousand dollars withdraw forty thousand dollars, and then and then it's your Scott. You're in the clear nothing will happen So this is a current scan that people are doing? Apparently, yeah. Here, like, there's some videos on it. This one says, are you in debt from the Chase Bank glitch? Pfft. Ha ha ha. Are you really in debt from the Chase Bank glitch?

Remember September last year when tons of people found a cash-up glitch that left them in horrible levels of debt, thinking they were getting free money? Well, it seems like many did not take that lesson to heart. This guy's like crying. He owes $40,000. Because the so-called Chase Bank glitch has led to unprecedented levels of despair, as many thought themselves above the law and abused it. It seems like people were able

to quickly deposit fake checks and withdraw huge amounts of cash thanks to a system error. And incredibly long lines outside of Chase Banks. Yeah. And it just kind of, it honestly just looks like, like a cipher is happening or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bunch of break dancers outside of this Chase Bank today. What the hell is that?

Is that a dice game? Oh, it's a Chase Bank lich. Is that bank fraud or is that Biggie Smalls doing that freestyle? Is that famous freestyle? You see Biggie Smalls doing that freestyle? Is that the famous freestyle? You see smoking mics like crack pipes over there or is that a banquet straw? I drive by and they go, what, they got the damn PPP loans

coming out of the box? Doing so have yet again put themselves into poverty. This is quite literally known as check fraud and the glitch isn't exactly a new. Yeah, man, we have really failed a lot of people with the, all these people doing this don't understand that it's a huge crime. Yeah. It's fraud.

Well it's also very funny how many times I saw screenshots of these negative account balances and I just did no investigation whatsoever. Yeah. I'll just scroll past and be like, sucks to be that guy, move on. Did people really think that they would get the $40,000 from Chase Bank and then, Live their life?

And then Chase Bank wouldn't ever be like, no, that's illegal. Like they'd be like, oh, no givezies takesies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you fell into the no give backs policy, so. They're like, no, no Chase, no givezies backzies. Like damn Chase, you an Indian giver. Like no, no we're not.

This reminds me of the time about four or five years ago somebody hit me up, I forget who, one of my friends. And I go hey, there's a big glitch on the PF Flyers website. And I go what the fuck is PF Flyers? And they go oh it's the shoe from like the Sandlot. It's like they make like converse style shoes and like gear.

And I was like okay and I was like, okay And I went to the PF flyers website and I bought it a bunch of shoes Two or three pairs and I realized it was really like it was like zero dollars and it said it was headed my way So I bought like 500 pairs of pf lyres And then they caught on days later, what did you pay in total nothing it was zero You know, it was some sort of glitch. And I remember, I think we, I hit you up. We were all, we were calling everybody like,

guys, like we made it. We have free PF flyers for life. Maybe buy shoes ever again. Yeah. I think there was a recent thing where like Cartier was actually, they got hit because some, they, they missed a zero on like a pair of earrings and somebody bought them for like 300 bucks. then they actually the person's like no

But I still paid 300 hours and that's fair and the court upheld that so what I'm trying to figure out is like is this All right, is it I mean like how many of these people are going to jail? Because there's no debtors person in the United States. You could just open up a account with Citibank Yeah, I don't know and maybe they knew that and they were like, you know what? Yeah, I am gonna be in debt for the rest of my life I could never use chase again or get a credit card or anything, but I have 40k Yeah, and I could declare bankruptcy. Yeah, you know, like what's the what's it is? I don't know cuz that is I think what they did is fraud

Yeah, that's how many people are how all of them are gonna get arrested. Do you think all of them are gonna? Yeah, yeah I think you could do like yes So like there was like thousands of people that did the PPP fraud and Thousands of people got arrested. They just wait a little bit. Yeah, so I think they probably will I do think so Because if you're depositing a fake check and then instantly withdrawing money, that's definitely fraud Yeah, if you're smart, you just go to another country. Let's go to Vietnam with 40k If you're smart, you just go to another country. Just go to Vietnam.

With tickets. With 40K. You can retire. You can buy a house out there for less than that. It does kind of feel like this was, maybe Chase was like, it's entrapment. Like Chase was told by the government, why don't we just collect a bunch of blacks at once.

Yeah. I could see. Chase is also the only bank that's kind of set up like a McDonald's. It's like a fun bank. They got drive-throughs and the tech is a little cooler than of set up like a McDonald's. It's like a fun bank. Like they got drive-throughs and the tech is like a little cooler than other banks. Neon blue and that's flashing.

Exactly, exactly. It's an interesting time to be alive with the Chase Bank glitch. It does feel suspicious. I do, I did. Yeah, it does, it does, yeah. I did kind of suspect like what is, does Chase have something to gain from this this like there's like the like JP Morgan

Whoever runs it now who's JP Morgan jr. Junior JP writer more They're just like listen we do a little glitch for half a day these people need to make their music videos They're gonna be in debt. They need like 20k. They're gonna get the fucking 20K, and then we're gonna boom, boom, arrest them. That's how we strike. Yeah, I don't know. I had a thought. By the way, I've literally only seen black people doing it. I'm not trying to be racist.

Yeah, I know. It's only black people. I see. There's gotta be some Latinos in the cut. Here's the- Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, you know. But here's the thing, I could see it being a scam if they were confident that they would eventually get paid back with

Interest or something, but I think they if they thought about it. They'd be like I don't think we were ever getting paid back Yeah, but I wonder if there's a thing with the banks though word they can there's some kind of insurance claim The money's not oh, I don't fucking know you know when like movie studios like don't release a movie and somehow profitable for them It's like a tax right. Oh, yeah, I don't get what that is. I'm confused by how that's possibly. I don't know. I don't know I mean it just it does feel like it's just you know when you win The predatory like credit cards like for young people sign up for a credit card. They don't even know they have to really pay it back Yeah, this just seems like an easy quick way of like doing like mass debt Yeah, like now we have a bunch of people that owe us forty thousand dollars

like doing like mass debt. Like now we have a bunch of people that owe us $40,000. It seems like a Psyop. Feels like a little bit of a Psyop. Yeah, I'm getting Psyop vibes in this. Wait, so these people who are posting their account balances, those are people who did the scam? Yeah, here, I think there's some videos on it. The exciting thing to take advantage of.

If you know- And then later that day, they post a video that like, dog. I thought it was free money. Oh shit. I owe $39,000 to James Bank. And you're like, why'd you post this online in the first place?

All I did was take $39,000. Managed to withdraw cash from a bad check, then you are breaking the law. Of course, it's worth noting that screenshots of this process are incredibly easy to fake. And it may be that the total impact of the- Yeah, that guy owes a trillion dollars. ...has been played out to extreme proportions. There's this video of a group of guys playing up and throwing cash in the air.

This rules. We gotta watch- That's very funny. Let's watch this video. This is the best. These guys kick ass, and I hope they don't have- If I was the head of Chase, I'd be like, they don't have to pay anything back. Everybody else, but except for these guys. These guys are ass and I hope they don't have I would if I was the head of chase ability They don't have to pay anything back everybody else but except for these guys these guys are funny as fuck Around with their mouths. And you know I've walked a thousand miles just saying you. These people, these guys seem too funny to not, to actually have done it. They did not do it.

There's no way they didn't do it. I mean, white chicks really just figured out that's the best formula formula of all time if you get black dude singing a thousand miles It's just yeah, it's funny. No matter what no matter what you've seen that rap cover thousand miles Oh, it's so good. It's one of the funniest things. Yeah, it's awesome You know who would know understand this scam perfectly is Matthew Cox Yeah, he will wonder if he if you do Matthew Cox chase bank I wonder if he has like a quick breakdown of understanding the whole thing He was the guy the mafioso

He was a he's just like a white dude that we did a bunch of real estate like bank fraud scams And then he went that he was up Since the 26 years. This is brand new. I have no idea if he has anything on this yet No, he didn't do anything. Four years ago, he said he had cashed a fake check for 29 grand. That's about it. So then never mind.

He probably will do something to explain it perfectly. Check back in. By the way, Matthew Cox is the man. This guy seems like he's explaining something. It's totally possible that they've made it as a bit to garner attention on social media. In 2024, it can be extremely difficult to tell what is real and what isn't, and stories about people going through

a rise and fall are incredibly popular as entertainment and as such may be faked. In this manner, the memes referencing the Chase Bank glitch was like used to- There's like comedy docs on this. They're like, the downfall of black people with Chase Bank. So recently black people tried to scam Chase Bank. That's too lazy to try.

Which is like pretty silly, like considering it's like, So recently black people try to scam Chase Bank Pretty silly like considering it's like that these why did they not think they'd have to pay the money back? I just don't get how it is fraud if it is a glitch The check they're depositing to initiate the withdrawal still a fake check Yeah, I think just writing a fake check in general is already incriminating So no matter what from there on out your fuck I went to an eight when I was like when I was working the movie theater when I was like 22 I went to the ATM one time. It was like a thousand dollar check. It was like two weeks I put it in there and

They said do you want to deposit $10,000 in your account? Like for some some reason the ATM read it wrong Yeah, and it said ten thousand and then for a second I like panicked and I was like I couldn't do it No, no, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. But I was there was a part of me that was like well fuck I could argue in court. I was tired hit the wrong button Yeah, the wrong button and then I can go and just fucking like, you know, put it all in black and you know morongo or some shit like Spending it would be so incriminating too,

you were aware. Yeah, but like, even though, it's like, who's fault is this? It sounds like Chase Bank's fault. Doesn't sound like their fucking fault. Yeah, but I mean, listen, we're exploiting- I'm a man of the people, I'm sorry. The people have no power. The people have no power, fuck them.

We never have any power. Fuck the banks. If they make a mistake, they don't get like a fee. We can't incur a fee on an institution for fucking with us and making a mistake, they don't get like a fee. We can't incur a fee on an institution for fucking with us and making a mistake. They get to incur a fee on us if we make a mistake. You know, we all have lead poisoning and like fucking microplastics, fuck these people.

Seriously, take your fucking 40K. What a huge jump. It's true. When were you born? 94. Okay, you were born right at the year. You have a higher IQ than me because unleaded gas was invented 94.

And that's not, no, it is true. You have a higher IQ on average because I have a life. Just another, another scientific excuse for your genuine retardation. Yeah. You have a lower IQ on average and someone born in his age, people born in 92 have a lower IQ on average because of,

remember when we were kids and we smelled the gasoline? Be like, oh, that smells so fucking good. I smelled gasoline my entire fucking childhood. What are we talking about? I can still smell gas at the gas station. Yeah, what are you saying? What do you remember though? When it was leaded gas and it was good shit?

I do remember as a kid loving the smell of gas. Yeah, same, yeah. But we all, like, gases are still gas. I'm just saying, we're stupider because of banks and oil companies, okay? You think, you're dubbinbin' me because of the two years you got on me for. No, I don't think I'm, maybe, on average.

Because you were huffing gas as a toddler. No, no, that was, no, I'm saying is, the point is, is these people destroy lives every day. Okay, lead fuckin', you know. John has lead in his cum. Yeah, yeah, it's like one of those lead pencils you push. That's how I fuckin' cum, it's just a stick of lead that comes out You're ingesting

It's silly fuck these people you sharpen your cock with like a pencil Fuck these people snowballing is coming. It's an anvil. I do agree Fuck change a bunch of fishing weights. I'm spinning back and forth No, you're fucked, Chase. It's a bunch of fishing weights. I'm spitting back and forth. A narrative which tells a story of some people being simply too stupid to think ahead about the consequences of their actions.

Oh really? What type of people, asshole? What is that supposed to mean? What do you mean by that? Of course, there are probably some people out there who act in ways that aren't particularly good for their long-term survival, but I'm willing to bet the majority of people

who tried this glitch weren't able to withdraw millions of dollars as shown by some of the memes. It comes down to the concept of schadenfreude. You know, the pleasure of someone else's misfortune, as whilst it's funny to see someone who truly believed they gamed the system and took out thousands to spend on frivolous- Just an Indian kid stunting on all these black people and that. He's just diving into a fucking vat of toilet paper like he's Scrooge McDoug. Yeah. Man, race relations are the worst they've ever been

in my opinion. This guy sucks at it. Worse than the 60s I feel like right now. These are crazy. If you go on Twitter, Twitter should just be renamed fuck Indian people. Yeah. I'm more entertained by Indian people now than ever,

actually. I've grown to love them so much. They're making me laugh on a daily basis than any other culture. They are the funniest culture in my opinion, I've grown to love them so much. They're making me laugh on a daily basis. Oh yeah. Any other culture. They are the funniest culture in my opinion, but also there's just like so many of them that they can't possibly all be educated

on like basic, polite society stuff. So what you'll get is like a nice like white woman will go vacation there. And you just got like 15 Indians staring at her. I've seen those going viral nonstop lately. Have you seen that? Yeah, you could remake eat pray love now and it's just she gets raped in like the first 10 minutes of the movie Eat rape love But yeah, no like then the other problem is that they also do gang rape yeah buses

Well, then we'll just agree like alright fuck it. We were gonna just take the bus downtown but now like alright yeah you're raping her uncle. Didn't know a woman was on this bus. But it's racist to think, to say that. It's really not. Even Indian people. It is, it's a cultural thing. Indian people are now going like, I know you're goofy, yeah just part of their culture.

It's racist. It's their factory settings. So what they haven't changed their phone background. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But now there's like even Indian people coming out going like, yes, like I tell people that never go to India if you're a woman. Like never just don't go.

It's like there's an Indian professor that says like, he, some girl, he was an Indian professor, came to America, was teaching in like a good college in America, some girl in his class was like, hey, I'm applying to this college in India, could you recommend me? He's like, yes, of course. Signs the papers and everything.

She goes there, gets like raped, killed, and she fucking vanishes. Then he's now- Oh, you're gonna say she gets raped, killed, comes back. She's like, I got raped and killed. That is fucking sad. He's like, India is crazy. She's like Casper.

So I did the field research you were asking me to do, professor, and yeah. Okay, shit on me and rape me. Human trafficking in India is like a billion dollar industry. There's actually a city in India where like, it's just known for human trafficking. Like if you're a girl there, like you're just gonna get trafficked.

Yeah. It's crazy. And there's just too many people. They don't want women to go there because women don't have, they don't take huge shits. They want it because they steal your shit actually. The rape isn't even sexual. They're not gonna feed the poop demon. They shove their hand up your ass

so they pull all your shit out. I cooked it. And they go, finally, I can finish the roof. Imagine getting like, it's like adobe bricks to them. It's adobe style. Cutting it up like a summer sausage. It's just hardened diarrhea.

The sun hitting diarrhea all day. Yeah, you can make those sand castles like wet sand where you like close your fist and it drips down and makes those stalactites. That's how the Taj Mahal was made. Taj Mahal's solid shit. Indian dudes just gripping turds and letting it drop out of their hands.

Well see this video is very interesting, this came up and I didn't expect us to ever get into this type of territory on the show. But this is just a Pakistani Uber driver and he's explaining to his customer what would have happened if he were in Pakistan with her but that he can't do that here. Pakistanis Indians are like culturally the same. Sure. Well if you were born in Pakistan or you came from Pakistan you must have been kidnapped by me.

You've been kidnapped by you? Of course. As a matter of fact, yes. Of course. Yes silly Billy. Yes. What don't you get about that? When you are in my home, my rules. But I am in your home, your rules. But in my home, you wipe your feet at the door and I throw you in my trunk. Get you, right? Okay.

You have your women over there though. Seriously. So you are in Canada so I cannot say anything. Okay. I cannot touch you anything. It is Canada. Yeah. Well, yeah, definitely Because like there is there was no option, okay, I can't touch you Okay, we'll read your place thanks for the fucking blue balls

Bitch. Wow. I mean what is it racist to play this video? What did we do? Well, you have a good night He's like fucking country rats I couldn't even rape or kidnap her I couldn't imagine being like a kidnapped by an Indian person having like a sack over my head and just not laughing at their commands constantly. Yeah. Like what are you doing? Get over there. You'd be like, I'm not listening. There's no way I'm listening to that. Yeah I love Indian people. I think they're very funny and the ones that that grow up here kick ass. Yeah. What's like on Instagram? Famous Ram you know what I'm talking about?

I don't know. Famous Ramom, you know what I'm talking about? I don't know. FamousRom is the guy who just does five different interpretations of saying something. Oh, that guy kicks ass, yeah. I said no. I told you no. It's like polite.

Yeah, I said no. Yeah. I love that guy. He goes, sorry, wrong number. But yeah, I don't know, that cultural shit blows my mind though. It's like, in my country, that's how we do this. It's like.

In my country. But like when I was in China, it was the same thing. Everyone's like, in my country, that's how we do this. It's like, in my country. But like when I was in China, it was the same thing. Everyone's like, well, that's just their customs, you know? And I'm like, well, then change them. It's not good. It's impossible to change, I think. So there's too many people. There's just too many people.

It's infuriating. Your customs are to shove me and no spatial awareness and cut me off in line. That's the customs. But how do you change it is the problem. I just typed in Indian people rules. Like the rules for being an Indian person. Yeah.

What are they? Are you being naughty? Hit that bitch. So this is the bad side of India. Turn it on. The bad side of India. It's the- It's the-

It's the- It's the- Jesus, even the- Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck off. Even the horns sound like fucking, somebody taking a huge shit. The horns are raping you.

Jesus, I gotta turn this down. Unbelievable. Now the British change a lot of shit in India just by killing a lot of people. You just gotta like kill people. How'd they change? They banned bride burning. Bride burning was like a big thing in India.

Or they like, they light a bride on fire. No, if you died in India. You said so casually like it's toaster strudel. Yeah, so if you died in India, like your bride would be immolated when you died. So like if you're like an old man, like your wife would just get burned alive when you died. Even if she was healthy and fine.

The British, when they came in, they were like, the first thing we're banning is bride burning. And then they started doing it and like rural Villages they kept doing it and then the British just came and said anyone who burns their brides gonna get hung and they stopped bride burning Wow, yeah, so scoreboard for Britain. Yeah fucking good guys With that policy. Yeah No, I think that's a disgusting to colonize yes

Now I think that's a disgusting to colonize a people like that Complete neglect for their culture Stop the bride lighting on fire thing we do it is a whitewash. They have installed indoor plumbing Easy disgusting what they have done. Bride burning was their incense before. Yeah. So they got the stench out. You know, my whole life I was never really. It was puperry for them.

I was never really into the Indian jokes. I was never one to really do a lot of these types of jokes. And I don't know what happened, but the last year or so on the internet, it's nonstop. It's nonstop, we're obsessed with Indian culture and how insane they are. Yeah. Well, they're nuts. And now I get into it, but I'm like, I just want people to know I got one foot in, one foot out.

I really could care less. I like making jokes about other races of people. Indians, like, I feel like I am forced to, you know, because, hey, they threw me the ball. Like, I got to play. Yeah. But the tides are, I think, pretty soon. I think that Indians are going to become soon your favorite race to goof around about there Yeah, they're getting up there man. They are because I like them too. That's why I think I like making fun of them You know, it's crazy. So many of them are sweet. They don't have the clone They have a way heavier colonial background than Asian people

But for some reason we can't make fun of Asian people as much as Indians. Oh, you can't got Indians got colonized They got fucking colonized. Yeah, they did. They did bad. Like, we maybe like, fucked around in China a little bit. But Asian people were like, ooh, and Indian people are dark as fuck. Yeah.

Why is it okay? Well, we colonized the shit out of them. Asians are doing like, gang rapes on buses and stuff. Yeah, there was the, well, no, people like to forget about the great Febreze massacre of 1880 That was a bad one. Asians rape each other. Right? I don't even know what that means. It was where England came in with Febreze. Oh to get the stink out? Indian people hated that. That is good.

They sweat curry. Oh God, I don't even write. This stuff writes itself. Alright, let's see. This happened on Haryana Day while filming a food tour in Baha Durgar, Haryana. Jesus. Indian Values Protector. What's an Indian Values Protector? Are you together? What do you mean together? Indian Values Protector. I think that's the Indian Rapist. He's protecting their values. The Indian Values Protector. He's the lookout. Yay. No's the Indian rapist. He's protecting their values. The Indian values

protector. He's the lookout. Yeah. No, I, you know. Are you roaming around just asking? What? Why do you ask? Can't I ask? No, you can't. What do you have to do with it? Okay then. He only approaches women with huge, milky jugs. She's angry. He's asking whether I'm with you or not. Are we going to the park and for doing what? Is there a cultural police in India? What's going on? He's being a Shiv Sena.

Oh, so that guy's angry it's a white guy with an Indian shit. So that guy was a good example of the bad side of Haryana actually. Wait, so he's with the girl? Yeah, I think this white guy's angry it's a white guy with an Indian shit. So that guy was a good example of the bad side of Haryana actually. Wait, so he's with the girl? Yeah, I think this white guy is with that girl. Okay. Anders Breivik went to India.

Haryana is an amazing place and I love it dearly because I got my first start here on YouTube in Haryana. It's the Haryana people who supported me at the very beginning when I walked around Gurgow and I spoke Haryana to people and I showed their beautiful smiles. But there's two sides to Haryana. There's that beautiful side and this is most people. But then there's that side. There's that beautiful side and then there's the f**king savage side. There's also two sides to me. There's the vlogger and then there's the guy who's into scat fetish. That's two sides to me.

Two sides to everybody. You just heard that guy asking if me and Arya are together and if we're Kind of roaming around together in the park Basically insinuating, you know, are we doing bad things? Are we being naughty together? Does India have a really bad smog issue? Because the sky looks like shit. They don't they you know, it's not. They have to like install like catalytic converters on their ass. Just like burn fires. It's just green-stiff fumes. Every three years, you have to go take your ass in for a smog test.

Have you seen videos of Varnasie? You're paying your mechanic extra to get past it. Yeah, you go, you go, just pass me, just pass me. They put a little sticker on it, and like they tell you that the sticker can help you pass the shit smog test. And you see dudes getting pulled over in India because their tags are expired on their ass. What were you saying, John?

No, they they burn wood constantly. Well, this is every third world country. They burn coal constantly. And they have to be burning trash all the time. They burn trash. Varanasi. Have you seen videos of Varanasi? What is Varanasi? No, it's a it's a holy city in India.

It's one of the oldest most It's the most one of the oldest continually occupied cities on earth But they constantly cremate people on the gang the Ganges River and just push their half cremated bodies into the river So you'll be in like the river and you just see like skulls and like mutal like just fucked up decaying corpses all around You'll bathe in it. It's like war of the worlds. It is not, it's beautiful. It's a beautiful looking city, but it's incredibly polluted.

They're constantly burning bodies along the shore. Cause they believe that every Indian has to be cremated. Oh really? Yeah, they believe in cremation and scattering your body in the gain shoes. I wanna be cremated. Me too. I think like wakes are creepy. Open caskets. We need this.

Open casket? I think that is... Not a fan. That is so gross. I want an open casket. I want you guys to come by and kiss me. That's like an old Christian...listen... I'm putting you in drag, open casket.

I'm not looking at you, dude. I'm down. I would love for you guys to come up and see my retarded body. The rig of Morse can take off. I'm gonna make you look like a blow-up doll. I'm gonna make your mouth like a perfect circle. He's wearing his lips red. His lips red. I'm gonna make you look like a blow-up doll. I'm gonna make your mouth like a perfect circle. He's wearing a pink bikini. And a long blonde wig on. I love that. I go, wow, he looks so peaceful.

Why was he asking me that anyway? What did he think I was gonna say? He was having the stick. He was like, are you two together? Why don't you say some shit bro? To back up your bitch. Yeah, it's like we're not together. She's my man. She's my girlfriend's... My man? But you know, what business does that guy have knowing any of that and asking us what we're doing and you know, holding that stick. He wasn't gonna do anything. He just wanted a little bit of gossip.

That's what everybody... that's every cuckoo. Like he That's every Do anything? Yeah, yeah, you're just being Because sometimes when they think Wow, look at that look at that beautiful river Unbelievable yeah, that looks like shit. That's like the river of chocolate and Willy Wonka, but it's just diarrhea It drains into the poop demons mouth Augustus poop. Hahahaha! What is the prettiest part of India? That ladies tits. Probably Goa.

That ladies tits. They have fat tits. Probably Goa on the coast. It's beautiful, it's tropical. Do they have like pretty modern areas? I mean it's like the size of the United States Can you like hit a yard house and go to an AMC or something? No. I would say Kashmir or Goa or Rajasthan There's that blue city in Rajasthan. That's beautiful. It's a beautiful place. It's pretty big. It's huge. The size of the United States.

Yeah, sometimes when they think the girl is misbehaving They think it's okay for them to misbehave with the girl and they made a whole video on this actually. Some of the men here have this mentality that if she's doing bad things, immoral things with other guys then she should be doing these immoral things with me too. Why won't she do them with me? Couples have been beaten up in parks here. That does make perfect sense. Some of them might have been making out or whatever but some of them just banged her. Dude if you were asking for an Indian guy that'd be so embarrassing.

I'd be so pissed dude. I think we could be like Start crying since dry humping you Do you guys ever see that movie RRR? Yeah, no, it is if I can rules. Yeah. Well, it's an Indian movie It was a or it stands for rape rape rape It's a crazy movie won a bunch of awards people said it was great. Yeah. Yeah, it's like have you seen the Chinese version of our instance for a rap rafra It's actually three L's but It's actually three L's but they call it RR. The vigilante groups have gone in and just beat the couple for being immoral and against Indian values.

You know, this happens. Something similar happened to a couple in Agra last year except it was much worse. A group of men and boys thought the couple, and I quote, was doing something which they shouldn't. So this group forced the girl to take selfies with them before they stoned and beat the couple. The girl received a broken arm, the guy had blood clotting in his brain, a fractured skull. If they find you Indian guys around me and they go, we're going to stone you. It's a stoning. I go, hahaha. Oh man, from Cali. You think I can't get high? Ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! I be like, I'm crib, we getting fucked up then homie? I be like, oh shit! Ha ha! I like to blaze!

Ha ha! That's so stupid. That was the dumbest thing I've ever been. Fuck you. That's retarded. That's awful. Fuck you. Fuck you, man.

It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. I can never admit. It's retarded. It's awful. Fuck you. It's awful. Fuck you, man. It's awful. It's awful. I should be fucking stoned. Those guys are outside with Dorian. The girl received a broken arm, the guy had blood clotting in his brain,

fractured skull, and hearing impairment. And hearing impairment. Don't fuck with me. And I couldn't do it. They were left on the side of the road. Just a shit talking from any dude. Fucking break my soul. That's right pussy. Let's go bro! Okay.

Let's go to India dude. Find some brides. Little bride burning? Do police officers in India help? No, they rape you. Yeah, you go up to them, they're like, they're trying to stone me. And the police officer goes, that's horrible. He pulls out a big balder. Like Lord of the Flies.

Guys, everywhere at tourist attractions, it won't be a problem there. If you're in a smaller place, then you're gonna have to go and find a local or go into the nearest store and ask for help. This guy is a fucking creep. He's a cock, dude. I'm gonna go there just for bride burning. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get married and the second they say you can kiss the bride, I pronounce you man and wife, I'm gonna blow my fucking head off. They're like, oh my god, we haven't encountered this before. And I go have fun burning in hell.

And I blow my head off. I'm Indian in this situation. YouTuber nearly raped in India. Turn that shit on. A girl is more responsible for rape than a boy. A girl is more responsible for rape than a boy. We have the best culture. In our culture, there is no place for a boomer.

I agree with that. There's no place for a boomer. You know, I agree with that. There's no place for boomers. For a woman. For a woman. I thought Indian people were also like, okay, boomer. Okay, whatever, boomer. Dude, his thing made so much sense though for how they act online. It's like when he's like, they see a girl being like mischievous

Yeah, they're like well, then you should be mischievous with me, right? That's all Instagram thoughts are you know, I mean just like girls mean like then you should also fuck me Elliott Rod, that's like every in cell shooter in America. Yeah, it's a country of Intel's. It's really insane Yeah, it's just there's a bit yet It's the difference is that there's billions of incels there And they team up and they and they're like they they go to a bus Yeah, and they all make eye contact with this big shifty eyes that they all have those big wide creepy eyes And then they see a girl, you know

You know what happens is like there's one guy like they all start staring at one of these like hot like white chicks or whatever Yeah, And then what they, what they're all waiting for, all the guys that sit around staring at women like that, what they're all waiting for is just for one of them to start grabbing her. And then once that happens, like, okay, I guess we're good to go. Like, I guess this is the green light. Then they all join in. It's like a bunch of hyenas with a lion. Exactly.

They're waiting for somebody to take the first bite Yeah, it's like when you guys cracking up a beer when I'm like, I'm not drinking tonight We're getting We can we can use them to jack more people as they're mutilated. The stranger in India just ripping a woman's arm off and jerking yourself off with it. Oh man.

This guy hates Indian dude. They sit on the dead hands to make it more of a dead hand. Yeah, this guy. This guy like refuses to leave India. He's like they break in every day. They rape my girlfriend. But I still live here. Everyday is strawed off for him. Now a YouTuber uploaded a video detailing the sexual harassment she faced while she was here holidaying in India. So in this video you're gonna hear her story straight from her.

I'm gonna take you inside the minds of these guys who have these really backwards mentalities and then... This guy's so funny. He's almost like, honestly, he has all this respect for India. He like lives there. He has an Indian like wife. He's also becoming more Indian. His accent's becoming a little more Indian. He's got a little shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he keeps also being like, we're gonna take you inside the mind of these animals. We take you inside the mind of these animals We take so the mind these beautiful majestic animals I see Verwen for any day safe while you are traveling here in India. You think elephants? Cuz you know elephants are really Indian Yeah, let's go elephants are really intelligent and really like empathetic. Yeah, like they give like amazing funerals for other elephants

They're super smart great memories you think elephants like hate being in it do you like I hate that this rapist is on my back right now anything elephant like piece of shit the fuck all the more morally greatos Indians are like I'm burdened with the fuck that I remember everything I feel like I'm in what I see elephants are Indian the cars of India, right? Yeah, they're they're like they're I think they're like mostly in either the most elephants are in there in Thailand but in Vietnam Indians love elephants, right? They do. Yeah, they're little they love very like ceremonial like weddings They love Indian. Yeah

Yeah, okay. I think maybe I wonder if like the elephants have negotiated like thousands of years ago not get raised No, no, they made like an alliance with the poop demon You know what I mean? And then so it's good. So thousands of thousands of years ago. It's like you're going to have the biggest I also said that a few years ago. The poop demon's like, you're going to have the biggest shit. Yeah, exactly. You're going to have the biggest shit.

Exactly. He's like, well, we need each other, my friend. Is that why people love elephants because they want cars that take shits? Elephants, yeah. They are the largest terrestrial animal that shits. Largest dumps? Yeah, largest dumps on earth.

The biggest dumps on earth. On land. Yeah, yeah. And when they get a new elephant, like, and they don't show it off, like they show it off like a new car instead of revving the engine, they go, look, my shit is so big.

It's like a shit the size of a baby. It's the biggest shit. It's like a farmer with a big pumpkin. And you need to walk around like a giant turtle, like a baby bjorn. Like Zach Galifianak's from Hangover. Oh, where did this come from in their culture? Why do they rape and love shit?

Don't they they do yeah, they do. I think just because there's so many So many so they have a shit problem. They were trained to just like you can just take a shit No, they're like at the airport. No, that's the part heard many stories And they literally guys like taking a dump in the middle of the airport exact problem. They weren't trained There's too many of them to train right so they've like reverted back to animals, right? It's like listen like I agree like other like civilized societies have been trained Yeah, understand like basic manners and stuff like dogs will kind of kick up grass like over their shit sometimes. Cats hide it. They might do that, who knows.

Do Indian people even bother hiding it? No, Indian shit on asphalt is the most deranged thing. Not covering it whatsoever. Did you see that? There was footage of some of the, I guess some Indian migrants were in like New York and there's a guy like inside of like a, like a preta, a preta manger.

Yeah. Or maner. Preta manger. Preta manger and he's just taking a dog. Petting his ass. Or, or. But also imagine being that. He's scooting his ass down the aisle.

Like a dog. He's a dog with worms. I mean, imagine being that guy. Imagine being that Indian guy though, when everyone's like, what are you doing? He's like, what? What do we do? The fuck?

I think it's the funniest problem to have. It really is. It's obvious. I think they're the funniest people on earth actually. They're animaniacs. The main issue. Yeah, they are. This isn't even racist.

This is just a true story. I mean, my uncle, he went to an Indian restaurant in the nineties and he- Stan? No, no, no. I was preparing for the worst. My blood on the bowl. Yeah, Stan, he lit an Indian restaurant fire in the 90s. He walked by to go to the bathroom,

he walked by the kitchen and he saw a guy like next to like a vat of stuff cooking. He was just cutting his toenails, like bare handed, bare foot. And he said, he immediately walked back to the table and he told his wife to leave, we gotta go. Was just cutting his toenails And he said he immediately walked back to the table he told us he told his wife to leave we gotta go I'd be shit. Yeah, absolutely. But the crazy thing is I bet the food still tasted good Maybe you get it. Maybe you get a nail in there here there But you think you get to eat the Indian street food that you see them like put their hands all I've seen those videos Devin Play those videos. I don't do any of that. Hold on. I want to watch this guy

Hear the story straight. Oh Jordan. Let's watch this guy. Get into it and let's hear the story straight from Jordan. Let's watch the Indian PewDiePie break this down. I got to India. We were wrapping up our trip and that's when all these things just started happening. Men reached out and grabbed me, were touching me, groping me. This one guy walking by kinda leaned

like his face was right here and he just said to me, groping me. This one guy walking by kind of leaned like his face was right here. And he just said to me, I want to fuck you. I want to fuck you. I want to fuck you so bad. Please. I had a five star hotel give out my personal information. My full name, my room number. A five star hotel.

To a stocker. It's like in John Wick when there's like all the ring centers. there's like people in the five star hotel like, we have a white girl on floor eight, let's give her 20 street. They tell this woman just putting the phone plugs in all over the place. Auchman needs her number.

They're like, sorry, wait a minute, there's 50 bounties on you right now. It is John Wick, there's 40 guys coming towards her. She's walking through the subway station. She's dodging turds. They're shooting, they're trying to shark through corridors. Silenced turds just shooting at each other. Don't let football season pass you by

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This is the first alarm bell for me. She's staying in a 500 rupee hotel which is as cheap as you can get in Delhi. And she's staying in Paharganj. And Paharganj is hell on earth. I can't describe it any better than that. I hate the place. You walk down the road, you'll see drug addicts shooting up needles into their arms. They're shooting up poop into their arms. It's 200 meters from the human trafficking. They're cooking diarrhea on a fucking spoon. It's a hot shot. That's diarrhea. Y'all fuck with sepsis.

His diarrhea is full of fentanyl. This is some good fucking shit. There's a fentanyl issue in our country. Make sure you test the diarrhea before you take it. Make sure to bring test ribs with you to the party. The guy's taking diarrhea and rubbing it on his gums and shit. Take test ribs to the party, everyone's just shitting, shitting in blunts and like rolling.

They licking the blood, I was shitting it. What? Doing a line of shit is such a funny visual. Injecting diarrhea into their big toe. Taught me a good line. It's like Requiem for a Dream when they go ass to ass, but that is the drug itself. And that's doing a bump of shit.

You have a key. It's a tablespoon. You got an eight ball of shit. Somebody's so stupid. This is the dumbest episode we've ever done. I'm loving it. Prostitution area of Delhi, GB Road, which you do not want to go down under any circumstances, especially at night. So she's so close to all these things. Drugs, prostitution, human trafficking.

And yeah, unfortunately a lot of foreigners choose to stay in Pahada guns because there's a lot of cheap hotels there but it's the worst place you can stay in Ula Delhi. Please people go stay in the residential areas where normal Indians are. Go stay in South Delhi. This guy acts like he's such a man of the people but everything he says sounds pretty like you know kind of racist. Go where the normal Indians are. This guy's beyond racism. He's beyond that. He's like, I've seen too much shit. I don't care. $500 American for a hotel, the quality you're gonna get is terrible. But what's more important, the staff you're gonna get are terrible.

So the staff in these cheap hotels tend to be uneducated boys. From outside of Delhi, from small areas. They have no education and they have and they come with these backwards mentalities. Unfortunately, do not stay in 500 rupee hotels if you're a girl, okay? Anyway, at this point she was with her boyfriend and now just wait to see what happens when her boyfriend leaves the hotel. And they knew that I was... Is she in a fucking basket basket is a guy gonna play the fucking recording from yeah she's in a room full of cobras right now from that

very morning they started acting completely different to me at one point they even one of them even followed me up the stairs. They called the room and they just said into the phone, hey baby. Hey. Don't be a boob. You called her room. Baby.

Oh, it's so funny. They called her room and they go, hey baby. I called out for room service and he said he was at the door right then and there Insane turn her toilet off No need for that anymore got the plumbing diarrhea started just slowly flowing Hung up and they called the room again and just silent not saying anything and It was just kind of creepy the next day

they called my room and I pick up the phone and they were making the phone lady obviously there's a trend here Oh my god she's stupid For Christ sake She's asking for it Now I understand what the guy was talking about It's more of her fault These guys are from a patriarchal system where they see women as an object

And I'm not talking about you Alright let's get to the big bump It's totally crazy right? Patriarchal system where they see woman as an object and I'm not talking about It's totally crazy right in this next clip you're gonna see right inside the minds of these guys one of the guys is a Rapist and the other two are his lawyers Rapist found two lawyers just follow follow me around. I'm going to need you. India. India. India. It's like soft white underbelly.

It's like soft white underbelly. Sentence to death by hanging. Yeah, they'll hang your ass over there. Oh wow. You can't clap with one hand. You can't clap with one hand, it takes two hands to clap. Not true dumbass. Oh, so he's saying it's like it takes two to tango.

Oh, sorry! Hey! That's a demon. Fuck you, dumbass Indian bitch. He's like, it takes two hands to rape. A decent girl won't roam around at nine o'clock at night. The girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy. Boy and girl are not equal.

Housework and housekeeping is for girls. Then he goes, top G shit. His lawyers are Andrew and Tristan Payne. This is top G shit. You're not a Roman disco. Do they still have disco out there? They call everything a disco. Yeah, I think just the club.

Fucking Indian Vincent Price over here. I am the spookiest guy in India. I am vampire every Halloween. I also represent the poop demon. I want to suck your shit. Defense lawyer. I love how he literally just said defense lawyer for rapist. He's already guilty but they go he's still as out on his day in court. of his damn court the case is over but I just love hearing the details the jury is all jacking off

your honor this is going into the spank bank I think we can all agree put the sets in his eyes we have the best culture in our culture there is no place for a woman. She should not go in night hours with her boyfriend. My daughter or sister engaged in pre-marital activities and disgraced herself and allowed herself to lose space and character by doing such things. I would most certainly take this sort of sister or daughter to my farmhouse by doing such things, I would most certainly take this sort of sister or daughter to my farmhouse

and in front of my entire family, I would put petrol on her and set her alight. They love burning bitches over here. Good God. They love burning women. Jesus Christ. They didn't cut that out. Where the hell is one of these guys?

Maybe bad? I think so. Oh my God. This is crazy. Some are good though, some are good. Some are great. That guy's like the Cat Stevens of India too. He's the most peaceful guy. This is the best lawyer in India.

Yeah, he's the most liberal lawyer in India. He's the best lawyer in India. Yeah, this is like, yeah, this is their Dick deGurnon. I'm still today's time on that reply There's nothing more I can add to that those guys Explain themselves perfectly and this is what this guy's socks in India is so many these kinds of mentalities I was in my room and One of the now I'm in the mirror dimension

One of the now I'm in the mirror dimension What if the guys knock the door he said no I'm not opening my door he came back about an hour later We're doing our collections That's so funny bang something really hard against the door I don't know what they're using a big giant heard like a battering ram like the SWAT team like the SWAT team. God damn it. I just got a visual of them putting out a fire, like the fucking fire department just holding a guy by his ass and shooting stuff. That's really making me laugh.

Oh, it's crazy. They have a human centipede set up for the fire hose and they just spray down on him. This is the bunch of guys. The guy at the end is feeding him curry. Hahaha. And he said, ma'am, ma'am, open your door right now. Trust your gut. And that's exactly what Jordan did.

She didn't let them in when they're telling all these lies to try and get in her room. This is like a horror movie. And to be honest, it's really hard to understand the feelings that she would be going for at this point. Where's her boyfriend? In this hotel room and daily with these guys trying to get in. Until you're in a situation, you don't know. You know, it's easy for us to criticize her or to say other things. Why didn't you do that? Why didn't you do this? But until you're in a situation, if you don't have experience in what to do, you don't know what to do. I knew that he had just turned off my AC. Immediately, he knocks at my door and says,

Hello, the AC is broken. We need to come in and fix the AC. Open the door and I will come in and fix your AC. He's like, I saw this in a porno once. I come in and I fix the AC and she fucks me. So I put my cock through the pizza Sausage pizza Also give some of the kid, please let me out of the poop demons tesseract

Oh god, yeah, that's Indian prison for women. It's just they put you in a big basket. Then they shut off the Wi-Fi and said the same story. They need to come in and fix the Wi-Fi. They kept telling me, open the door, let us in. I just felt so certain that if I did open the door, then because they were so desperately trying with lies to get into my room and to get me to open the door, I did feel very certain that if I did, then something very bad would happen. I say this in my India Survival Guide, which helps.

That's an India Survival Guide. Oh my God, this guy rules actually. Why is he there? No, he's just, he can't, he hates that like, that at one point his people conquered them, and then now it's still full of rape and shit Yeah, he also found probably the nice part to live in and he's got a wife there. It seems like yeah So he knows what to avoid usually so

But he also knows what bad so he's probably in India You have to be assertive and aggressive here in India. In India, strength respects strength only. Every day here it's a fight to do whatever you need to do, you know? So these guys only respect strength. If you look the wrong way and you wanna sleep with them, that's what I've experienced. If you get into a problem like this and despite what happened to her in India, Jordan says she loved her time here. And I'm like, okay, you guys go to the video. The hotel she stayed at tried to rape her. She still enjoyed it,

because she's like a white guilty idiot. Insane person. Guilty white retard. Find some street food, dude. She said she loved her time. She still loved her time there. She still loved her time there. Look up Indian street food, dude.

Let's look at this shit. Just look up gross Indian street food. Gross, type that in. Street food gross. Yeah, gross. Yeah, it's gonna be amazing. Indian street food gross. Dirtiest street food in India, part two.

Yeah, dude, hit that up. Oh man, I think we watched this before. Yeah. It started in the middle. That's so funny. Oh my God. What the hell is that? Is he making masala with his hand? Is that blood on his hand?

He's making masala with blood? Yeah, his body has a hemorrhoid. Oh wow. Just put your whole arm right in that thing. Right in that pot. All of his dirty arm hairs going in. You know, the thing that blows my mind is like the mixing with the hands one thing

It's when they pour something into their hand and put it immediately into the pot I'm like why is that extra step there? Yeah, because they because see they need to they they just need it to be dirty It's really well, they like their ass to their hands. So it's like seasoning. Yeah And I always I see that you just see these reason like I may be given the benefit down they wash their hands before they Do it, but every time I see a video it's the poop scene. And I always, I used to see these videos, I'm like, I may be giving the Jonathan down, and they wash their hands before they do it, but every time I see a video, it's the filthiest hand I've ever seen. That guy literally poured stuff in his hand and then put it in the pot.

That's what I'm saying. He could've just poured it right in the pot. That's what I'm saying, it's fucking insane. Yeah. Also, hands are one thing. Like, a great chef will use their hands in America, but their hands are washed. They're not dipping their full arm covered in shir

into a fucking pot. Yeah. Oh, god. Look at that. He's like boiling his arm. That's crazy. Why is he doing that? Have they ever heard of spoons? He's licking his arm. That's absolutely disgusting.

Stop! Also, there's like cross-contamination stuff happening. It all looks like diarrhea. What is that? They just poured a bunch of hamburger buns into a big vat of poop? That's the other thing, I can't, I don't understand what any of these foods are. I've never heard of this food. What is that? It's diarrhea on an ass cheek, that's what that is.

To diarrhea is sloppy job. That's cum. Yeah, he's putting a drink in a bag. It's bloody cum. God, we gotta make Devon go to India, dude. Why don't that be the best? Devon would never go to India. I'll never go. I know, but we're gonna trick you one day.

He's gonna wake up on a plane. We're gonna Shanghai your ass, like you joined the French Foreign Legion. No, I would never go. I'm not really a big fan of places that uh You know they just every basket that's supposed to have linens and it is full of a deadly snake You're gonna wake up on a ship you're gonna wake up on a ship one day And it's a one-way ticket, and you're gonna go we're gonna get you incredibly drunk. We're gonna take you to LAX We're gonna get you on a fucking flight to Delhi. Kick him into a crate? Yeah, we're gonna fill him a hole.

Genuinely though, why do they do all this shit with their hands? Why can't they just use this spoon? It's really just spoon is all they need. I just don't get it. I really don't understand. Do they consider spoons like a British creation and they hate that or something? I don't know. We can't fuck a spoon. What do you think about that, John? I have no idea why they do that, Chester. Just fucking filthy people. Ugh. Jesus Christ.

They could just have a spoon. Yeah, it looks like he's... You're like the guy at Petco that gives you goldfish or crickets for your And they do that with their hands you're like that guy's a psychopath and even when that guy does that that's disgusting I want those crickets to be sanitary By my frog. Yeah before my fucking snake eats those they better be clean. All right enough of Indian street food What else with India? I'm sick of India, black man's experience.

Yes, yeah dude. Hell yeah. Is this like hate watch gold? Black guy in India? This is Milica Istia. In my country, we do the same thing. We call that Anjel. Okay, whatever you say, Ferramanch.

Oh, he's Ethiopian. Fuck off, Ferramanch. He's African. Stop trying to. I don't. Ah, that's not a blackout. Why does he look like a dwarf? What did this guy just say to him?

He goes, are you black black? He looks like Yakub. He goes, so when you create white waste... If you ever say negro to an African person, they will punch you in the face. That is not true. They go, okay, well we will stone you to death. Jesus Christ. Wow, we just entered. This is the most racist episode we've ever done.

Well, we're doing a character. The guy said it. Yeah, yeah. No, I was totally into it. Yeah, no, it's sick, yeah. They say that word in Green Book. Yeah, they say it a lot in Green Book. And Green Book taught me race it. Yeah, no, it's sick. Yeah, they say that word in Green Book Yeah, he said a lot and Green Book taught me race relations. Yeah, Green Book taught me how to be good Remember I learned all myself. I love Green Book. Yeah, me too. If it wasn't for that movie. I'd hate black people

The story of one man who was not racist one time it's the most retarded Italian man ever born. Yeah. Jesus Christ, Jamal, you're not eating your fried chicken right. This is how you eat fried chicken. He goes, okay, Tony, what the hell is fried chicken? What are you talking about? That would be so funny.

He's like, oh, you don't know fried fucking chicken? He goes, oh, mama, I'm fucking me. Mama me, you don't eat fried fucking chicken goes. Oh mama fucking me Go get your fucking fresh pizza babe over here Tony what the hell is a pizza pie? Fuck you're gonna like shape like a fucking pussy. You're gonna fuck Okay, how about you don't talk to me for the rest of that drive I'm talking to that. Wow. Yeah, those those any guys didn't like the black guy next to them right off the bat. 30 seconds into the video.

I was really hoping this like an American black guy. What's behind now? I don't like that. He's African. Yeah, it doesn't count. It doesn't count as much, but it does. What about just going one way one way one way one minute. What's he writing down?

700. It's funny, Indian people, their complexion is almost just as dark. Yeah, they're black. They're black as hell. No, no. You'll get 900. 100 one way? One way.

OK, thank you. Going back. I am waiting for three hours. No, no, no. We don't give return ticket to black people. If I'm not doing it today, I just wanted to know. We take you and we leave. We leave you.

You're asking for a one-way ticket to where you came from? Afternoon? Is it afternoon? No, it's still the morning. Morning, guys, I'm here. Just walking around. I'm rich, so it's... If I was walking around India,

I'd be like, that's another Indian guy, fully. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would just, yeah. Well, they don't have afros. I have morning and stuff. It's a few people. Yeah, they have straight hair. They do sometimes. Indians, they usually have straight hair, though.

I'm gonna take a right to the border of Pakistan because it's not far. Yeah, no, you're right. Maybe 30 kilometers is Lahore city, so the border might be 20 kilometers or so. But they were quoting me. There you go. Like one of them, like I was saying again, Wagon border. I think it's called.

And he was quoting me 1800 there and back and 900 one way. I'm not doing it today. I just thought I'd ask him because he asked me, do you want to? What are you rambling about? What are you on about? how they're ripping them off? But they rip off every tourist in every country. Yes, I know he's black. Nice Punjabi food.

I've seen some ice cream looking thing before. I think it's called like a kulfi. There might be one just over here. I'll give these guys a shot. Oh there's no one standing here man. Wouldn't take that at all. Would never drink that. Is this? Do you have that kofi ice cream? Like this one, this one, yes.

You have this one? Is this bottled puss? I drained this one of my cow today. one? I drained this from my cow today This is drained from acne from my cow Okay, this is goiter juice Oh, that's pretty interesting man Why is it in the water? Ice cream, ice cream

Because this is made from a village elephant man This is elephant calm What are you trusting that for you three why is he gonna eat this it looks the horrible Oh, okay. He goes, we got to, you're a faggot. This was a fag, guys. Tastes like, tastes like those Jell-O-Bee sweets. Don't know what that is, dude. Nobody cares, Anthony Bourdain.

Yeah. All the sweets come from this area. Don't know what that is there nobody cares Come on I want people to be racist towards you enough of this Jump what they sort of flavoring fuck it. What the fuck is that? It could be the masala maybe. I think that's what it is. Antoine born damn. Very serious. I'd be surprised. Fuck your ass to move. Don't think so. Oh, they're making him,

oh, they're gonna intimidate him now. Really, really good. Siddiq, I go see you. Oh, you're Somali. You know you stole durag from us. Somalia. You know you stole do rag from us. You know we are going to have big talk with you. You stole whole concept of do rag from us.

You know the ritual of spelling do rag was D-O-O-O-R-A-G. You wipe your do with the rag. It was do do rag. And then we see you put it on your heads in the rap hip hop videos. It's bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's incredibly dangerous you fucking liar. What are you talking about? Well, it's like well you guys live in India, so there's a different level of danger I would I would go down the worst street in Delhi then go to spend one day and fucking You know Mogadishu. That's crazy. Yeah

Well for you it'd be more dangerous. I guess for a woman. You know you'd rather go I guess I don't know Somali might be that for them too. No, they'd just rape the fuck out of you in Somalia too. They don't give a shit. I guess for like, in India, they're the kings of rape. This guy's like, I'd rather have a militia raid my village in the middle of the night than an evil porta potty or something.

What if they don't have a poop demon down there that would dish you? What if this interaction was so much more innocent and they just think he's the the I'm the captain now guy Like we love Captain Philip Band on the TV When you like I'm the captain now, I'm like, oh wow the roots a very good band You better jump some good thought incredibly underrated MC

This guy's a punk He's a punk. It was before, but not anymore. He's a punk and he's a thug. All the breaks have stopped coming through the water. That guy's white, dude. That guy's Irish. Yeah, you could say that. Yeah, yeah, you could say that. It's much better. Much better.

Much better, yeah. Good, very, very good. Let's give this another shot, eh? Did you record it? Do you literally, every meal you eat, you have to eat with your hands? Yeah. Are they not happy?

Only they have silverware, really. One of the grossest things I ever saw was in Mombasa and I went to this restaurant. It was an Indian restaurant, but like I've never seen anything this savage. I was at a table and you know, they give you limes like squeeze on your rice and shit. And I saw this group of like Indian businessmen

and this guy literally just grabs a clump of rice and then grabs a lime and then Squeezes it and raises it in the air and the lime juice is dripping down his hand He just starts like eating it from the bottom up like just add a table and it just blew my fucking mind It's like this guy's in a business suit. He's eating like a fucking cave, man So here's the other thing is when you go to like these former British colonial powers in Africa They use Indians as their proxies now because India was like their biggest colonial power So now all the business managing majorial managerial classes and countries like Africa if they're like British businesses

They're all Indian guys running it Okay, that's odd restaurants like had like when they you know have to like pack like silverware with your like to go meal and stuff, are they really pissed off about that? Are they like, God, that fucking bullshit. We gotta order more of that fucking flashy bullshit that the white people like. They're turning away and closing their eyes

as they drop silverware into the bag. Yeah, they hiss, they do the sign of the car. They go. It's like a spoon. Why? It's such a great invention, silverware. Silverware is amazing. Well they had bread and shit. They would just pick things over bread. Maybe it's because they have so much garbage everywhere. They're like we can't have more.

Yeah. So it just all happens. I don't think that's why. Now I think they just think it's okay. They also don't eat beef. I just don't think they prioritize sensitization. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

You can just pick this up like this as well. You can, eh? Yes. Yeah? Why not? I wouldn't eat that. Everything here just makes me wanna puke, just knowing how it's probably made.

Much easier holding it like this. It does look good, though. I'd fuck it up, but I don't wanna eat it just knowing. If I did know the context of my goat, that does look good. This guy fascinates me. He's like cool as hell. He's up to no good that guy. He's the Indian Mark Wahlberg dude.

I feel like he's just bored and he's like, oh cool there's finally a black guy. I'm bored with my Indian touch. What's he doing? He's like. You're a black black. I don't understand. Worms like worms. Small, small worms. And worms in my hair. What's he doing? He's like black black black black Once like once much more bombs and Rooms in my hair. Yeah, there is not ones

They think there's worms in his hair. Can we touch your hair? Okay? Can we touch in this house we respect? We believe science is real dude. This would be the most annoying thing that ever happened to me, is three of you guys asking me questions. Yeah, like being kind of cocky about it. Yeah, what are you cocky about, you fucking weirdos? You eat poop. It's eating our octopus, I don't know. He's saying one thing.

I call them fucking weirdos. And you stand there and you go, you eat poop. What are you trying to like posture on me for? You poop eating weirdos? Get away from me. They're like stunting on you. Yeah. He's got a big chain made out of shit.

It's like, oh. Check off my out shit maxes. Air shit maxes. It's the pump shoes, but it just fills more with diarrhea. He's got a poop gaudy out front. Poop gaudy. Poop gaudy's awesome. That was great. I'm going to do it. I got it.

God, he's got his. Oh, that was great. What if they they're so racist, they start looking at him. They go, yes, sir. Eat with your hands. Fucking savage. Disgusting. It's close when you do it. You people come to our country, you eat with your hands. Makes me sick.

I'm actually like, it's so crazy over there. I'm surprised they even have cups. Like I'm surprised they even invented something to hold the liquid in. I'm surprised they don't just pour your drink. They put your hand out. You have to like sip your drink. Yeah, like that coke. Like it's a watering hole. Yeah, they put your hand out. You have to like sip your drink. Yeah, that's coke. Like it's a watering hole. Yeah, you order a fattened drink,

you make a suicide in your hand. Yeah. Dirt, dirt, dirt. Dirt. What? This is Andre 3000? Did they say it with the I or the E? R. They had said it with the R, brother. Oh, he said like an R, yeah. Interesting.

It'd be so funny if a white guy walked in there right now and just called them all the N-word. Hahaha! Y'all look the same to me! If you ever say negro to an African person... Yeah, he's like, this looks like in-fightin' to Maine, he sets a place on fire. Hahaha! It's Dylan really. They will punch you in the face so fast. This is not good. He's being a punk dude, he's getting punked.

It's okay, I'm just letting you know. For me, I'll educate you. You educate me. Next person, be my notes. You're not so tough without your good crips. Oh really? I know, I know. They go, oh hoes are hoes, so I'll rape you too.

You're going to punch what? A billion people in the face? Is that what you're saying? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face?

Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? Black people in the face? They go, oh, hole's a hole, so I'll rape you too. You're going to punch what? A billion people in the face? Is that what you're saying, Blackie? Not dance, dance for us. They go, oh wow, look at him posture, oh big tough man.

Really? It's a billion versus one. We all believe the same thing? The big gangs in an ear, the peepees in the poo-poos Sort of what's your setting what you want your shit brown bananas and yellow ban What shit do you rep? diarrhea, hard, soft? no no no cause we out here cause there shit walking

there crap walking there just them in the crowd crap walking there just crouched just doing crap walking i said what your shit son? Doing the duty inside the doggy.

Shit yourself fool! I love that they ask what's your shit. Shit yourself fool! What's your shit? Where are you from? What shit do you rep? What shit do you rep, homie? Constipation? Oh!

Yeah, you need metamucil fiber. In that TV, huh? I think this is a good one. Good one. I think this is a good one. Is it that? a good word. Good word. I think this is a good word. That's not a good word. We are also not...

We are also like you. You know? Color is same same. Yeah. I wish this guy wasn't such a pussy. I get it. He's gotta be. He's up against the whole fucking world. but we're trying to we're trying to a podcast here So yeah, I know I know I think it's got to even think about that. I know you know well

We'll see we'll see if this is the patreon or not might have to be This is original hair. Huh? Original? Original hair. This is original hair, right? Which shop do you use? Which shop do you use? What do you use? They are punking him hard. They are fucking, they are intimidating him,

they are sitting next to him, they are fucking making him really uncomfortable while he eats, they are being racist, calling him the N-word. This is crazy Yeah, I think they're thinking that they're I think they're just curious guys I think they're just like we don't see guys like this. I don't think they think they're intimidating him You know also he's like got his camera, so he's like this is good content So he's like I don't want to fucking blow this Let me just keep if I start fighting with them

You don't think that they they probably do this to any but you know African guy they see visiting I'm kind of on your side they could they could just be Rarely get African guys in the area and just they just don't have manners. They're just bored They chill here all day, and they're just like, oh cool. Let's talk to this guy. They're fucking with him. He's obviously uncomfortable. They're fucking with him. I'll get that bill. Can you take food to go in India or do they just give you a trash bag and you just like

dump it all in there and tie a knot, throw it around your head, then you ride the rails. They give you a diaper. You wrap it up. You wrap it up in a used- You put on a stick like a bindle. Yeah. They rewrap your foot up in a used diaper. Mom, dad, I'm running away from home.

They're putting turds into a diaper, then putting it on a stick and throwing it on the shoulders and hopping on a train track Everything I need you know their behavior makes me like sad and and and depressed because I know so many great Indian people And and I would hate to hear them. I Would hate to see them hear this What great Indian people do you know he knows a lot don't ask I don't know I mean I'll make him say he knows I know I know people I've met a ton of Indian people

That are but they're like American eyes, and they're they kick ass And I would just hate for them to know my you know that's not even our true thoughts with this is just this is a live-action The satire or satire no, but this is a react no Satire, but this is a reaction speak for yourself, man 100% satire everything I've said the past hour is fake. We're all reacting in real time. You are. And it's impossible not to go,

good God, you rapist, shit eating animals. All the Indians that I know and love would be here with us being 10 times harsher about these Indians. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. The ones that came to America are now like, yes, they're pieces of shit.

Yeah, I know. They know, like, yo, it's a bad place. It's weird. I've never, India's been the one place my whole life I've gone, I don't have any need to visit. I don't want to go. Yeah. I feel like we're going to wake up there soon.

I truly don't care. I truly don't care. go. Yeah, I wake up there. This is really don't care truly don't care, you know, anyway What do they do at the end of this video? Chuck diarrhea Chuck Chuck Dumbass What is Punjabi mean They have a boot of diarrhea. Turn the boots.

What does poonjabi mean? It's from the state poonjab, so you're from poonjab. Oh, I always thought it was like a sexual thing. That you're thinking of, you're confusing pootang. What is poonani? That's pussy. Poonani's pussy? Yeah.

Oh, OK. Poon. But poonjab just means like, what is? Poonjabi. It's an area in India. Poonjabi. OK. Poon. Poon-job. Poon-job-y. Scenario in India. Poon-job-y. Okay. That guy's Mexican.

They ice each other with bottles of shit. Guy opens the cover, there's a jar full of shit, goes, you motherfucker, god damn it, you got on a knee. You got me in you split-a-wim-ich. God damn it. I know it's my 21st birthday but chill guys come on. It's like Indian cops like the jenkom use in this neighborhood is out of control right now. They go to like the nightclub and they order like instead of a bottle of crystal it crystal, it's like an aged turd. He pops the cap, he's like, he's like shaking. It's like diarrhea. He's like, we made it son, we made it. This is Higman Holtep's diarrhea. We out the hood homie.

Now you go to a club in India and it looks like the opening of Blade, but it's diarrhea sitting on the breaklars. I can't get over Shit Yourself Fool. Shit Yourself Fool. Shit Yourself Fool. That should be the title. Oh man. It's all the yogurt in your diet.

They gotta be going crazy. That's the thing, their gut health must be incredible. Well, they need it. And they actually must have incredible immune systems Yes, because everything's dirty you would think so. Yeah, right They're gonna be the last surviving race Eating diarrhea their entire life. It's not one of ours. He gave me this lassi in a takeaway cup because my appetite was ruined sitting in there to be honest.

You have like a South African accent, right? That accent. He's not British, it's like South African, right? You know, if he's from Somalia, I don't think he was probably raised in Somalia. Like my mood's sort of ruined, I'm just trying to probably just walk back to my accommodation slowly or something like that. I don't know, we'll find out.

Tattoos, they do tattoos in India. Yeah, yeah they do. I mean, if he's speaking fluent English and he's from Somalia, his father must be an incredibly wealthy man. That cop is full of lean and diarrhea. Yeah. They carry the diarrhea on like six Sirefum Cubs.

This is the craziest episode we've ever done. It's impossible not to look at Indian and not be racist. This is the public, by the way. It's definitely the public. Yeah, I think so. I don't know about that. I think so. We'll see, we might have to give the people

what they want on the page. You want this out there, Connor? I mean, you still have a life. I didn't say no. I don't you roam the streets You said a lot about monkeys earlier. You're good. Oh, he said some really bad, but I was doing satire Sure explain it, your manager stinks, by the way. Hey, he's done a lot for me. He's done so much. He's done so much for you. Oh, man, we're going to burn your fucking career to the ground.

What career, my friend? You're right. You're right. This is all we have. 11 years in a comedy, not a single credit. That is actually insane. It's not. Well, I mean

they always say like it takes like 10 years to begin a circuit yeah I think now you just hit it and we're ruining it but I'm happy to go down the sinking ship with you fellas good let's go the sinking shit we're playing the music on the Titanic but we're singing the diarrhea instead of this ocean man absolutely I love you guys so much I love you too, bud. My best friends in the whole fucking world. Wow. Yeah and You know, it was a one-track episode it was a good track though very fun Slippery Unsanitary track. Yeah. Yeah

You got rape you got shit For about an hour. That's why I did it. Yeah. Yeah You got rape you got shit For about an hour. That's why I did it. Yeah. Yeah, I say we keep it going in the patreon We just keep doing Indian shit. Let's just every episode from now on Well Connor just got back from his fucking thing is a let's talk about that on the page Who knows the man next episode could be fucking unbelievable I hate to say it because I want to keep going obviously. We're recording a little early by the way in case like I don't know you know Trump is actually killed or something before this comes out. We're recording early in the week. It's a Tuesday right now. But yeah, God bless everybody that listens to this show.

I think we're going to have to do this again. I think we're going to have to do this again. I think we're going to have to do this again. early in the week, it's a Tuesday right now. But yeah, God bless everybody that listens to this show. I love you and I adore the little community we've got here. Best people in the world. Same, I also think we should just turn this into Hollywood Hate Watch full time. Just nonstop movie watching.

Just switch to the page. You have to pay to watch. I agree. No. It's the most fun I've ever had though doing this podcast. Hollywood Hey Watch is definitely worth it. It's really great. It's really fun.

What should our next movies be? I think The Tax Collector should be the next one. With Shia? Yeah. Oh, that's actually a good idea. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, so David Ayer. Huge hunk of shit.

David Ayer lost his mind as not to make good movies anymore. He really never did. Fury was amazing. I like Fury. I like Fury too much. I like Hard Times and I love Training Day. Love Hard Times.

Oh, and The Watch was great. He didn't direct Training Day. I like all those. He didn't direct Training Day, he wrote Training Day. Oh, I didn't know that. And also, he's on Folklore. Training Day has some really retarded scenes in it. It's ridiculous.

You can feel his touch on it. Yeah, you can, it's awesome. I like it. He's made mostly bad movies Your shirt say John Listening to the working man Working man's tech. Are we want to talk about what's going on with you and this lady? No, and the repayment Let's save that for the

Well, the patron might be public who knows well, we're not gonna talk about you have to everyone needs to be comfortable with like like giving themselves. I said I'll talk about your personal relationship then sure you want for me. She's gone. Yeah, she's making money out in Maine. Okay, relax What yeah, she's fishing. She's a fisherman now Is she for real not back yet? Yeah, she's not back, yeah. She's still the most dangerous cat. She's a lobster, she's a lobster. Deadliest cat. Deadliest cat. Next month, Devon's like,

she's gonna be back soon, she's an ice road trucker right now. She's up to stuff, you know? I'm not an Indian guy, and I let my woman have independence, and so she can go do whatever she wants. You can go get banged by finding Nemo or whatever the fuck she wants to do.

I don't know what's happening. Don't act like that's the same as you. You're not in a personal relationship. It's not even that fun. It's not even a funny thing to do. I just thought it was interesting. I've never heard of a woman paying back. It was paying me back for dates I took her on.

That's interesting. I've never heard of this before. I think she's great a way. She's paying me back for dates I took her on. That's a fast, that's interesting. I've never heard of this before. I think she's great. That's amazing. It's made me like her more. It's really cool. But she's also, but the thing is, this is what's annoying me.

She's vastly underestimating how much I spent on her. Which is, not even by a little bit, by like 1.18. Yeah. Like it's a crazy number. Buy about $1,600. But most girls would pay back zero. Yeah, it's insane She's doing anyway, it's actually saying that you're expecting the money to match. Yeah, it's funny No, it's it's fit. Well, I'm not it's I don't want her to pay me anything

But I keep but the thing is I had my fucking debit card hit with fraud So I can't like well, I can't accept the money But I can't send her money back this connected my Venmo cuz I would immediately With fraud because it's connected to my Venmo. Because I would immediately send them on the back. How'd you get hit with fraud? You bought like soap and they were like, oh my God, this is great. Somebody spent my card on Ontario or some shit and I just cancel it. But it should have, it should have arrived today, honestly.

And you need it. Can you help me pick up that shotgun tomorrow? Please. Help me pick up my gun, dude. Yeah, I guess, but here's the one thing I'm a little weirded out by. Why are you getting a shotgun to put on your motorcycle? I'm not gonna put it on my motorcycle.

You don't think you're gonna get arrested for that? I just want a shotgun. I just want a shotgun. Okay, where do you need to go? Pasadena, just right off the 110, the Royal. Maybe we can hit up Pine Burger. No, I've been thought about that place. Pasadena Sandwich Company.

These are some classic places. I just wanna have a shotgun because some shit's gonna go down next like three years and it'd be nice to have a shotgun. You want to be able to pull your head off of me do it exactly I'll be able to come over here with the shotgun and I'll be able to kill all you guys and then I'll kill myself thank you man yeah in the most violent way possible. As long as you agree to those terms I'll help you. That's a good episode though. That was fun. That was awesome. I kicked ass. God bless you all folks. God bless every single member. Patreon.com slash hate wash. Also just subscribe to the YouTube channel. It's insane that people don't. I

think it's funny now that we yeah I think it's really weird and funny that we have six point three thousand subscribers And yet if you go to her it just doesn't make any sense in terms of the enthusiasm But just hit subscribe it helps. Yeah, I don't know I people think like I think I've read stuff online People think like we're I'm like we're like fuck. Oh, I'm we're being it's like purposeful that we're like we like talk shit about how we're not on YouTube but we're not doing like what do we what are you talking talking like I don't know it just it's you guys don't the people out there don't think it's like weird and funny

that the subscribers never go up yet the listenership does it doesn't make any sense what is there a theory what are they saying how do we do that on purpose I don't know like they think like like we say that to look cool or something and like it's a we're deleting subscribers I don't know I don't know I don't get it subscribers but it obviously because I don't see any podcasts on YouTube that don't edit the words that they say and we don't yeah We don't we don't we refuse to do that. I never will that's the dumbest thing of all time. It's lame Yeah, it goes against the entire point of this. Hopefully one day we can be like bought by like, you know

serious XM Color daddy is way more disgusting than us. Yeah, I know. Gross, isn't it? Like hey, I used to be, I was eating ass last night and then there was this fucking cum in the ass and then I fucking spit the cum and then the guy's cock. You don't get it though, that's like powerful.

That actually just sounds like John Nuff. I don't know. But we're the same at the very least. At the very least, that's what I'm saying. We're at least the same. I'm a one man call, call me dad, call her daddy. Do you guys like my new look where I wear like, I don't like this at all, brother.

I wear slides, I wear Adidas slides. I look like a Puerto Rican guy taking out his trash. I'm not a posse, that's all right. Everywhere I go, I like it. I like your little shorts though. I like it. They look like they're made in Mumbai. I like my shorts too, they do.

They're dyed with shit. Handmade out of a lossy or whatever. Lossy. Mangolossy. Mangolossy. All right, folks. God bless you. Thank you for listening.

Good night. See you next week. Good night. Bye bye bye. Better not hold you pieces of shit.