Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Down Low Brothers

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

Trump waves to migrants across the border, we talk about a comic we used to know that got sucked off by old white men for a living, Diddy and Meek Mill, Ed Buck, kid gets arrested and they find a gun in his ass https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code HATEWATCH

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Why'd you shave?

Why'd you shave your... I wouldn't do it. Your beautiful little platoon mustache. Like a Buddhist state of mourning. Did you after last week? Yeah, after last week's episode. You found out Johnny? I was like, oh, God, everyone fucking hates me.

You found out Johnny Malloy canceled his Patreon subscription after years. He was so bad. Our most loyal listener. Apparently he's screaming in his car at you. Our biggest fan we've ever had. Literally. I'm never listening. The only guy in the comments that I'm like, he writes a lot,

but he seems the most sane. Yeah. And we lost Mr. Seasle. Did he leave? He left the Patreon. Oh, no. He had this big comment where,

Devin, maybe you find the comment, but it was essentially like, I fucking hate John. He's ruining the show. He's like, I've had enough to hear. He goes, I'm on my lunch break

driving around and I'm screaming in the car. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry, John. And he goes, listen, I've had enough to hear He goes, I'm on my lunch break Driving around and I'm screaming in the car Yeah, I'm sorry He goes, listen, I'm sorry, I love you I can't do it, and he just quit the Patreon And I commented even And I'm like, dude, you know what, I love you But I understand, I don't want you screaming In the car, if you're screaming in the car

Take a little break Listen, we're supposed to provide a release for people We're supposed to distract them We're supposed to provide a release for people. We're supposed to distract them. We're supposed to be entertaining and apparently John is making people furious. There's therapists out there who know John Knopf by name. My favorite podcast. This guy drives me fucking nuts.

Mr. Cecil comes home after a hard day at work and he's in a bad mood. Mr. Cecil. His wife just goes, what's wrong? Was John a fucking retard again? Well, to be fair, it was just,

John's very entertaining. He's given himself to the pod. He's given his life to this thing. People want us to watch stuff. That's the thing. Yeah, exactly. But I don't want John to overthink this. I'm not overthinking it

I got tons of people that hit me up Well you're great You showed up drunk My boss just keeps giving me liquor Sometimes There's a real problem too Even when he gives you liquor You show up and you make a point to drink

Two tall cans in five minutes It's actually shocking I've never seen anyone do that I can drink beer. It's actually shocking. It's impressive. I've never seen anyone do that. I can drink beer like a motherfucker. He said, last week, that was the quote.

The quote from last week's episode is, I fucking love drinking beer, brother. My favorite thing you texted me, though, is you said, maybe you should avoid drinking because you already act like a drunk guy sober, so it's like a hat on top of a hat. You're already a manic,

not manic, but you act like a drunk. top of a hat. You're already a manic, well, you're not manic, but you're just kind of you act like a drunk. A bit silly. You have fun sober. Me, Connor, and Joey, we literally haven't enjoyed a single moment without alcohol. I'm miserable right now, yeah. I've never liked anything. If I didn't drink on this podcast, I would sit here

frowning, and I wouldn't say one word. Just long sighs. Yeah. I do horse mouth. Yeah. It's a fascinating thing, those people out there that have fun. It's very funny to have hangover

anxiety and I've never woke up next day and been like, what did I say last night? And then you can actually listen to three hours of media about it. Imagine like 20,000 people hearing you talk. It's like insane. I got to apologize to a lot of people. Well, there are, there are episodes of this podcast when I go to edit them on like Saturday

or Sunday and I'm like hung over a little bit. I'm like, ah, I just skimmed through it. Like I'm looking at my mom having sex. I'm'm like, ah! I just skimmed through it like I'm looking at my mom having sex. I was like, ah! I don't even know! I skip to the middle. It's just the weirdest thing we've ever said. I go, get out of here! And then I just look at

the news tabs. I guess I'll name it that. Fuck off! What even is this? What did we do last night? I know things are bad when Matty Ratz's hitting me up, going you're just so beautiful, John. Stop even talking about it. I love him.

Too much John, I agree. The guys who say too much Matty Ratt, I'm gonna go all die in this hill. You're homophobic and you don't respect a good author. Listen, they're correct. It's supportive. It's boring now.

He's supportive. Enough of him. He thinks he's like Elvis, a Pakistani. A lot of people are bored with him. He also doesn't think that. He's always like, I am so sorry, Joey. I'm so sorry. Oh, that's just a con.

He's the fucking talented Mr. Ripley. He's never asked to be mentioned or anything. Right, because he knows you naturally will. No, he doesn't. I just... He's playing you like a fucking whatever those flutes are that they make cobras come out of boxes. Well, listen.

What is that thing? A sitar? A sitar? Is that what they play? No, they don't play this. I thought a flute. What is that thing? A flute, I thought. Is it a flute? It they don't play this. I thought a flute. What is that thing? A flute, I thought.

Is it a flute? It's like a piccolo. Either way, listen, if you're scamming me, keep doing it. I love being your cobra. Being Maddie's cobra sounds awesome. Dude, what have we found out? This podcast is huge in Pakistan.

He walks around like the president. He just constantly... Everyone's like, hold everyone's like hold my baby kiss my baby he's like my baby is so cute so gentle

that would be beautiful that would be great yeah did you guys see this footage of uh not to you know

I know it's not a great segue but you've never been known for segues no I don't I don't like segues I don't care

if they're natural or not let's move on moving right along I think segues in comedy don't care if they're natural or not. Let's move on. I think segues in comedy are dumb. Who gives a shit? Next, you're lying. We're all lying. Oh, the other day? It didn't happen the other day.

Oh, you were just walking down the street? I want to go to comedy shows. I'm going to start going with you and everybody on stage. I'm going to go, liar! Prove it! You lie! I saw you yesterday! That didn't happen!

I've been watching you. The literal comedy fan. Yeah. I think that would be good. Me and Matt Locke, we were talking about starting a new show where it's like a new material show, but we're on stage with the comic,

and we can interject if we've heard anything before. That's good. It's kind of like Hack court. You're lying. You're lying. You said that. You should be able to tase them. Throw tomatoes at them. That's the problem with comedy clubs.

They don't hand tomatoes out. No, they should. Hey, next step, under every chair is a basket of tomatoes. That's a good fucking idea. That's a good fucking idea. That's a good idea. That's great.

Yeah. Well, I ran that show The Viper Room for a while. Do you remember that? Yeah. And it's where River Phoenix died. And the people

who still ran the place were fucking psychotic. Like really like yearning for the days like 80s metal and all that stuff. And we booked a few lineups and then we had a meeting

with them because we like worked with the in-house producers and they had a very serious meeting with us where they're like, so first and foremost, no more pussies. And I was like,

what? They're like, the comics you booking, they're giant fucking pussies. And I was like, all right, fair actually. Yeah,

a lot of them were. They were? They were cute. It was a bunch of queers. No more. No more pussies. It was awesome. Connor, I don't them were. They were? They were cute. It was a bunch of queers. No more. No more post-ears. No, no, no. Connor, I don't think you're hearing me.

You're fired. River Phoenix was boofing heroin right there. That is like their claim. Like, that's their claim. I mean, it happened, but I'm saying like that's their whole thing. They're like, we can't have a fucking guy telling one-liners on stage. There's a fucking... People die here!

You know when people fucking come to die! Doesn't Johnny Depp still own it? No, no, no. Imagine that scene, though, that night. River Phoenix having a seizure out front. Johnny Depp like, River, you want some wine? He's like, that is funny. River, do you need wine?

Somebody get this man some wine. Geppetto, fetch River some wine. Get the jug of wine, Geppetto. Geppetto, get my emergency Carlo Rossi. River is, he has the shakes. He just thought it was alcoholic shakes. He thought River Phoenix having a seizure was just normal shakes. Geppetto comes back and he drank all the wine.

So I was like, Chupeta, you killed him. Yeah, no more pussies. And then the thing they said right after that, after sincerely being like, no more pussies. And we're like, okay, I get what you're saying. And they're like, we also have a new idea. And I was like, okay. No comedy.

They go, we just think because this is like an old like rock club if if a comic is bombing on stage we want to encourage the audience to throw their drinks at the comics that's awesome they really said that swear to god like a punk show like a punk show and i was like you mean like a bottle of beer like whatever they have man whatever that's fucking sick and i was like so they could like really get hurt and he goes that's rock and roll brother and I was like that's awesome and I was like

I just can't how would I book anyone for the show hey do you want to do 10 minutes by the way you might end up at the hospital like what the fuck

are you talking about that'd be awesome they were insane people that would be crazy yeah imagine that they have the right idea yeah

they're trendsetters I want to show up to that with just like a bunch of rocks and just every comic i before they even say a word i give them one maybe like how about this anytime a comic's like like bombing you can rpg them yeah well gta level just the the visual of like a comic like walking out of the room bleeding and another comic was like how was it up there yeah it's rough it's rough

pretty rough crowd pretty rough crowd yeah i mean look at my face i'm bleeding i have open woods i need eight stitches in my forehead that's great yeah they were awesome i love stuff like that that show so anyway listen guys there's footage that you know every every day you you can't even imagine what the new trump footage is like but trump is uh he's at the te the Texas border with Governor Greg Abbott, the wheelchair man. He's like one murder ball, and they made him governor of Texas. And there's migrants across the fence, and Trump's waving to them. Like it's the zoo? Like they're voters.

He's like, yeah! And they're all like, is that a senior Trump? Isn't the man responsible for the wall? They yell Trump. Imagine if he just started sprinting out there. They like Trump. Can you believe it? Bro, imagine being a person who's trying to cross the border.

You're like, I think the coast is clear. And then it's Donald Trump. It's literally the most mind-blowing moment of your life. Insane. The guy that is the face of immigration. You see him and he's just, you would think like, you cannot go to

the bar and Mr. Trump is just always there. He's on the lookout himself. He's just, he's there with a rival. Like a real underestimated Mr.

Trump. Mr. Trump. He is. Yeah. He is everywhere. He is very serious about the immigration issue. He's just standing there on his own.

That's so funny. Oh, man. Look, it's like fucking, he's standing next to fucking, what is it, like, Professor Xavier or whatever it was. Yeah, Dr. X. Dr. X.

I knew that, I think. Trump goes, let me borrow your pistol. X? I knew that, I think. Trump goes, let me borrow your pistol. I want to shoot a couple of pot shots. I want to take some pot shots. He goes, I just want to scare them.

He goes, no, no, it's okay. A couple of them are young. They won't see it coming. He goes, I think I see a few kids. That'll be easy. Just going to put

a little fear in them. Dude, it's really killing me. Holy shit, that's insane. That's crazy. It looks like fake footage. He's at the border waving at migrants. And they're yelling. They're like, it's a trap.

That's crazy. They're like, we were just kidding, actually. Don't even want to come in here. No, it's a goof. He's like, we are goofing. Man, I wish there was more. So sweet. So sweet. He's a, you know,

I think, I don't really know. I mean, listen, I don't care either way, but it feels like he's gonna win. Yeah, he's gonna win. In a landslide. I mean, they're still, they're gonna run. Are they still running? The other guy? Biden? The person that is, the guy that technically has a pulse?

I don't know who the fuck they're running. If he wins, that is death to democracy. If Trump? If Trump wins, yeah. That would totally be a death to democracy. I don't even know what... I don't know what I'd do. I feel like...

I could cry right now. Would we have to act like... Would it be the same as when he already was president and nothing happened? Yeah, I think so. I think it was cheaper and nicer. Yeah, he could buy turkey for less than $10. Honestly, people are so sick of Biden just like

being brain dead that it's like at this point it's kind of like, okay, I miss Trump a little bit. Listen, I'm not a Republican. I don't. I'm not going to, I miss Trump a little bit. Listen, I'm not a Republican. I'm not going to vote. Never will. Me neither.

I'll never vote. But I miss him. I miss him. He's so funny. And we get moments like this. I haven't seen shit like this forever. It sucks it's between them both. But I mean, yeah, Biden's not helping his case with the Gaza stuff.

It's starting to feel like he keeps funding wars because dead people remind him of him. He's like, I want more friends when I die. He's like, turn Gaza into me. He goes, heaven's like a little white. Why don't we diversify heaven a little bit? He goes, I'm going to need some buddies up there. Listen, when I'm in heaven, I need a couple brown buddies. I'm their angel of death. Listen, I love babies. Everyone, I need a couple brown buddies. I'm their angel of death.

Listen, I love babies. Everyone knows I love sniffing kids. I'd love a bunch of dead kids up there with me. I want to sniff. A bunch of dead brown kids. I bet they smell different. Oh, God, they smell. Oh, I love these kids.

They smell like falafel up here. I'm sleeping on a cloud with a bunch of dead brown kids yeah i don't know it's bizarre you think if you want to win you'd like stop uh like a little kind of a little mild genocide going on yeah i truly do not give a shit about politics i just don't want trump to win i don't want things to get really like lame again that's the only thing i hate about trump is media, like, Hollywood, all that stuff. It just starts... Yeah.

The pendulum finally swung back. Comedy's, like, getting good again. Yeah. That's true. And mainstream comedy's getting better. And, like, if he wins, it's fucking... It's overdue. It's book smart all over again, you know?

That is true. That's what I don't want. I don't know, though. I think we... It won't be as bad as the first time, I don't think. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think anything could be as bad as those four years. And not even... He's Trump's psychopath, idiot.

But he's incredibly entertaining. But yeah, I don't think we... I think people learned... A lot of them, I think, learned their lesson with how... Everyone made our lives worse he didn't the reaction did i'm actually remembering now how hysterical everybody was and i'm like you know i actually don't want that i don't want that yeah they will get hysterical again i don't want that yeah it's surely just selfishness i'm like don't make my life a little more annoying

i already can't stand these fucking people if If they feel more amplified by you winning, I'm going to blow my fucking brains out. Listen, I don't want Trump to win because I'm loving the Colbert show right now. They've hit a stride. And I just don't want to see it plummet. I don't. I really don't. I don't know what this clip is,

but it just showed up and it said two angry Indian men fighting and I just assumed it'd be the funniest thing. How could it not? I mean, Indian guys are just like, they're like, it's like if a country was full of clowns that didn't know it. They're all a bunch of horny clowns. Just a bunch of it characters. Even on the phone when they're like trying to scam you, you're just like,

you wacky son of a bitch. You're so wacky. Okay, okay, you got me. They're just so wacky. Last week we had the guy that tried to fake a robbery. They're so funny. They are. They're silly

and wacky. Indian guys are hilarious. They're a wacky crew. Indian guys are so fucking funny. They're hor and wacky. Indian guys are hilarious. They're a wacky crew. Indian guys are so fucking funny. And they're horny as hell. They're the horniest people of all time. They're so horny. I love them to death. Me too.

I love them to death. No, me too. They're my favorite people, I think. Yeah. All right, let's see what this is like. He goes, I never demanded ratchet. Joey, there are others. There are others out there.

We listen too. Fucking. You are fucking. You are fucking. You are fucking. Sorry. Sorry, the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life. You are fucking.

You are fucking. You are fucking. Fuck you, bloody. Fuck you, bloody. Joey, you are fucking. You are fucking. You are fucking. You are fucking.

You are fucking. You are fucking. You are fucking. You are fucking. Bloody fuck you, bloody. Fuck you, bloody! You're fucking... Bastard, bitch! Bloody fuck you, bloody! Fucking mother bloody fuck bitch! Oh, shit, he's not there. Fuck you, you!

Damn. Fucking bloody bastard. Benchwood bloody. Benchwood you! You blunder! Blaster. Bloody no! Are they in England?

Why do they keep saying bloody? I have no clue. Well, I mean, India was part of the Commonwealth so like they probably learned they have some English shit well they probably learned English from like people that their English is English English like you know but like it's crazy they're yelling at each other in English so they're fucking they also clearly don't

know what bloody means they just keep saying it like it's fuck yeah fuck you old buddy let's have a gin and tonic I took it as like a rape threat where he's like i'm gonna fuck you bloody yeah that's scary oh i'm gonna fuck you bloody yeah it's like rape is a very common insult they'll say stuff where it's like i'm gonna rape you essentially like a like a part like rape is like it's how they say hello it's like a part of the economy yeah it's like hey i'm hopping on the bus i'm i probably gonna get get raped today. It's like LeBron, like what he meant to Cleveland is what rape means to Indians.

Like they have like posters. They have posters of BTK. They have an Indian guy throwing like a bunch of chalk in the air and it just says rape. It's a bunch of diarrhea. Diarrhea. He's doing the, it says, is there a witness? Are you a witness? The poop demons there in the background.

It's diarrhea. There's actually a really big problem in India with public defecation. It's actually a really serious problem. There was a part in this video where he does look like he's reaching for a gun, and I had this image of him shitting his hand and throwing it at the guy's face. I also just had a very good idea for like a new Bollywood TV show where it's

Indian True Detective but it's like the toilet demon where it's like you have awakened him. You have awakened the toilet demon. And then the whole thing

it's just like is there a demon or was this a crime? Yeah. And then at the end you find out it was just like a bunch of Indian bros

they just killed somebody for no reason. And they walk in on like a naked dead woman and they're like oh my god. Yeah. And then at the end, you find out it was just like a bunch of Indian bros. They just killed somebody for no reason. And they walk in on like a naked dead woman. You're like, oh my God. Yeah. She's beautiful. The detectives are played by Poe Puri. Or Poopuri.

Give me five minutes with the dead body. They're also oddly, they're outside of like a gated, like this kind of looks like they're in like Texas or something outside of a ranch, like this like gated, you know. Bloody bastard. Fucking running like lady, eh? Hell yeah. Kind of sounds like the guy in the car is doing like an Indian impression. Yeah.

Fucking, fucking now shout at me, innit? Oh, they are in England. I'm going to the work. Don't you do other places. Why are you shouting? Because of this, you are doing... I don't know you are doing like this. I think you are going to accident.

No shouting at me, no good, man. We don't shout at you. But the thing is that, what you think is you do like this one, you are going at work and somebody else... But that one, if you're running like that one, you're going to fucking fall, isn't it? Hurting yourself. Okay, when we get out of here, we're going to take shits. They bond.

How about you and I, we're going to meet up, we're going to take shits together. What if they're both at the same time like, dude, I have no idea what you're fucking saying. What the fuck are you talking about? You're so fucking silly, man. You sound ridiculous. That one's very icy, man. Okay, have a nice day. Bye-bye.

Okay, love you. Bye-bye. Love you so much, bye-bye. I hope that wasn't fake. I don't think that was fake. That was not fake. Damn, that was, but That was not fake. Damn. That was...

But it's so... That's straight comedy, bro. Yeah. That shit was straight comedy, bro. Yeah. What the fuck, Devin? All right. We got some Meek Mill.

We got Meek Mill. Pulps and porn. Oh, yeah. Let's get into the Diddy Meek Mill stuff. I mean, it's a little boring. I mean, everyone's talking about it, but... I like it. P. Diddy or Diddy is

I like to call him Diddler. Alright. Hell yeah. Hey, folks. Coming in hot here on the Hatewatch pod. Tweet that. Hold on. Let me get my phone out. P. Diddy is apparently he's kind of like hip-hop's Jeffrey Epstein

seems like. Diddy and Meek Mill wear matching outfits and resurface photo amid rumors they slept together. So, Diddy was recently hit with yet another lawsuit from someone accusing him of sexual misconduct, this time Little Rod, and that is an interesting name for when you're a part of a gay scandal. Not his name, just the way we describe him. We just call him Little Rod. A male producer, in his suit, Little Rod alleges that Diddy groped his genitals, made him watch

explicit videos, and engaged in other illegal activity. The filings also allege that Diddy told Little Rod he had slept with two other celebrities, though their names had been redacted. I know what that means. That means retarded on the internet. One of them is described as a Philadelphia rapper who dated

Nicki Minaj, Obviously Meek Mill While the other is said to have performed at the Super Bowl And had a successful Vegas residency Almost immediately Social media users started to speculate That the individuals Diddy slept with were Meek Mill and Usher And yeah, Usher did perform at the Super Bowl Meek Mill has since taken to Twitter

X to deny these allegations Fans continue to dig up clues that appear to support Little Rod's claims. However, an old photo recently resurfaced, for example, that shows Diddy and Meek Mill posing side-by-side, notably the two artists wearing matching outfits, though it hasn't been confirmed whether or not this was intentional. Is that?

Is that Peter Dinklage? They're with... Yeah, who is that? That's Peter Dinklage. That's not Peter Dinklage. I think it Dinklage? That's not Peter Dinklage. I think it is. No, that's not Peter Dinklage. Either way, either way, that looks like Peter Dinklage. They all, I mean, all midgets look like that.

Yeah, they all kind of look like that. Dude, regardless, they're passing a little guy around like a fleshlight. So then, despite social media users insisting that this means there was something more than friendship going on between the two men, Meek Mill fervently denies this. Earlier today, he fired back at DJ Academics for accusing him of being the name redacted from the documents. Academics, did not tell you to stop playing with my name, he wrote. I don't know what I'm going to do when I actually see you. It's going to have a combination to it, though. The way you end words.

Suck and fuck. Coming on The Sick Now. I can't wait to meet Acad it, though. The way you N-Words coming on the sick now. I can't wait to meet academics, lol. They know I dropped Tamar. This they damage control this net getting too weird, bitch ass N-Words. Ain't gonna play no games with me. They trying to do damage control. The same thing.

They almost tricked y'all with Lil Baby. What do you think of Diddy's latest lawsuit? What about the rumors that he slept with Meek Mill and Usher? Do you think they're research? Who was that a quote from he slept with Meek Mill and Usher? Do you think they're research? Who was that quote from? That was Meek Mill. But also then Meek Mill went on Twitter and Connor had a great joke about it. He literally

sounds... I read this entire tweet in an Indian accent. Read this like an Indian guy. When I got the girl around me, I'm fucking her twice a day, LOL. Ask some of your favorites. Pussy don't control me, but it's like a high one love to the gay people, but that juicy pussy do it for me. I'm fucking her twice a day, LOL. Ask some of your favorites. Pussy don't control me, but it's like a high one love to the gay people, but that juicy pussy do it for me.

I done ran red lights to get that feeling y'all weird on here like devils, LOL. It's like the milk truck just arrived guy, but it's Meek Mill. Meek Mill's been going off on Twitter about how he's not gay and it's making him seem like the gayest's been going off on Twitter about how he's not gay,

and it's making him seem like the gayest man alive. He's like, if I love pussy, how could I be gay if I love pussy that much? If he loves pussy, how many guys you know that love pussy take pictures like this? Whoa. With a gun in their booty cheeks. I mean, that is objectively funny. Doing duck face. That's very funny.

John takes photos like that constantly. That is funny. You think he's doing this because it's just funny? Yeah. That's gay and funny. But who's that for? What is he, have white friends? Yeah, you're right.

It makes no sense. Yeah, you are right. He's a Philadelphia rapper. This is white antics. This is white stuff. Yeah. If you're black and you do this, I think you're gay gay. Yeah.

Like, truly. I mean, he's, I think he's gone. mean that's that's that's obviously gay he's gay and he's been going on a spree on twitter he can't stop like defending how much he loves like pussy and and women's booty pussy the rappers like recover so quick from being like isaiah rashad literally got sucked off by 220 because he didn't he didn't do this. He got this dick. Did Meek Mill rape anybody? Isaiah Rashad. Okay, listen.

It's different, dude. Okay, Isaiah Rashad did not claim to be this hood dude, this street guy. He's openly very... He's a very vulnerable guy. Very vulnerable, emotional dude, artsy guy. Is he openly gay now, though? Oh, yeah. He talked about it. Yeah, he just came out and was just like, yeah, I don't know.

I just fuck whoever I'm attracted to. He goes, oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah, he's just like, he's one of those guys. He just, like, fucks everything. He's like a Roman Empire mindset of, like, I don't know. Sometimes pussy's boring. You gotta fuck an ass. That's crazy.

But Meek Mill, on the other hand, is like. I'm straight. No, I don't know. It's like, who even knows? He might have been forced to be gay. It sounds like Diddy maybe, like, was putting, like, le on on people and forcing them to like pitbulls it does sound like the epstein thing a little bit where uh like he the whole episode thing was he'd make he'd film people kids yeah then he'd use it and go like hey you better give me like a billion dollars or

i'm gonna release it i think diddy was he's doing that with me and rappers yeah yeah yeah it's just so funny though there's like such more scathing Yeah, it's just so funny that there's, like, such more scathing accusations, and he's just so hung up on the gay thing. It's really hilarious. Right, it's like he's upset. He's really pissed off about being accused of being gay, but, like, we're talking about a criminal, like,

a criminal underworld that he's saying. You're sentenced to 40 years for rape, and he's like, yo, but I ain't gay, though. I ain't gay. He goes, perfect. A lot more people to rape in there. All part of the plan. It is very, it's very interesting.

Sending a rapist to jail is objectively funny. I mean. It's like sending a fat guy to Hometown Buffet. Yeah, man. I, this is, it's funny to me, this story, but I also was, like, kind of bored when I, like, brought it up before you guys got here. Because I'm like, yeah, but they're fucking, like, Diddy is, I've always thought Diddy's kind of gay. Yeah. You know, I mean.

There's been stories out about him forever. He got, he must have been fucking that guy with the umbrella. What? What guy? The umbrella. What? What guy? The guy. He had like an usher, not the rapper usher. He had a guy with an umbrella that would follow him around to be his assistant. Sure.

Oh, probably, yeah. Oh, right. What was his name? To stop him from the cum rain. He's a very famous guy, but I can't remember his name, but he must have been fucking that guy. Cum rain. It stops the cum rain. Yes. He's like, oh, you're about to get Bukkake to give you.

Oh, did he, Bukkake? He's like, you're in New York and a thundershower happens. You pull into a bodega. He's like, oh, a blow bang. Sorry. Let me get you real quick there. Hey, I call him the diddler. No, I mean, it's funny, but it's also like, whatever, man.

Black people need to be more okay with being gay and shit. It's like Moonlight came out like a while back. It's like, let's just, come on. Be gay. Just did it. I mean, just Meek Mill in the court. They'll be like, your honor, if I was gay, would me and Diddy have been raping a ton of women? What kind of gay man rapes a ton of women?

That is sounding like their defense. They keep going online and being like, we fuck bitches all the time whether they like it or not. I ain't gay. I love pussy so much, sometimes I can't wait until they're 18. I don't know what's going on. I know Nicki Minaj. Do you follow what's going on with Nicki Minaj?

No, I'm with you. I kind of get bored with all this stuff. It gets boring. I'm like, let them be. I'm like, in my mind, I go, let them live. That's what I say. I go, brothers and sisters,

we got to be free. When I see these rumors and I see like infighting in the black community, I just want to go like, young brothers, young sisters, let them live.

Look what they got us doing to each other. I go, it's crabs in a bucket. Yeah, I don't know. I just don't care, really. I know this is a huge story, but I'm like, do what you got to do. I mean, listen, Diddy, I don't think this is the worst of what he's done, butt sex. I think, I imagine having people murdered is worse.

Sure. You know? You've also been accused a lot. Oh, I mean, listen. As somebody, I can tell these guys easily. You just keep your head down. You have the accusers intimidated violently, and you can move right on.

I mean, I've been accused of rape thousands of times, as we all know here on the Hate Watch Podcast, and it's very easy to get away with it because you just have them intimidated. To the point of they don't speak up anymore. And there's always that point in the trials or whatever they're called. I mean, listen,

I never got to trial because I... Because you're a pro. They were really afraid. Yeah, it's just, it's simple. It's simple math. You just, all you gotta do is pay some people to handle it. Devin's in Diddy's living room like Michael Clayton explaining all this to him. Diddy is walking home like Tom Wilcox in Michael Clayton, but it's literally a bag full of cocks.

Tom Wilkinson, but it's literally a bag full of cocks. It's giant black cocks. Huge double-ended dildos. But, yeah, that's really about it. I mean, it's like boring. box double ended dildos but yeah that's really about it I mean it's like boring who gives a shit you know

let black people be gay let them let them intimidate each other do you remember when we saw Moonlight in the running bit driving home was every time we saw

like the scariest black guy in a corner we kept going poor closet homosexual yep I remember for literally a month after I saw Moonlight, every black

dude I drove past on the street, I wanted to roll my window down and be like, it's okay, man. It's okay, man. Just accept it. By the way, this is a weird fact I just learned, but apparently 99% of Eskimos are gay. What? Because it's so cold. That they need the friction.

Yeah. They fuck. And it's become like now it's just like if you... Are you serious? It became tradition, yeah. It's literally because it's so cold that they need the friction. Yeah. They have, they fuck. And it's like become like now it's just like, if you, it became tradition. Yeah. It's literally cause it's so cold that they have gay, they have butt sex. And now they just,

even like in houses and stuff, they have gay sex. And then it, even with a heater. So it took, it took. They go, we have,

we're, we're inside now. We have blankets and it's like kind of warm, but they go like, but that was nice. Yeah. No, if you ever eat meat and Eskimo,

like it's almost for sure that they've, they're having a lot of gay sex. Interesting. no. If you ever eat meat in Eskimo, like it's almost for sure that they're having a lot of gay sex. Interesting. Yeah. Is there like a lack of women? And that too. Yeah. Like up in Alaska and shit,

there's not that many women. But yeah, like almost 100% of Eskimos are gay. That's insane. Alaska's rough, dude. You got almost 100% of Eskimos are gay. You got- That can't be right.

That can't be right. I swear to God. I have to fucking- Don't look it up. To be honest, I just fucking... I thought it'd be funny to just say that. I've never even heard that. I thought you were looking up. Is it really what you're saying?

No, I was doing a goof. It's a total lie what you just said? I love this sort of rumor. Yeah, I thought it would be funny just to claim. I thought you were insane. That's crazy. Well, all right. Anyway, you know, listen.

Black guys are gay. Every black guy you've ever met is actually secretly gay. That's what we've gotten to here in the Hatewatch podcast. They're all download brothers. Right, John? You know about download brothers. You were fucked by a lot in Atlanta. Dude, Atlanta's fucking.

Were you? Dude, it's like I met a buddy. I saw those. I didn't detest it once. Just go, brother, let me tell you. That's why he's great for comedy. John would text us. Listen, I can already hear people getting mad because like, don't call John K.

Don't call my car. Don't call my pet. We're sick of it. We're sick of hearing it. But no, you did text us a lot in Atlanta and be like, this guy wants to fuck me. This black guy. There's like, there's, I had like a bunch of like buddies that were like by black dudes and they were like in fear for their life every time they would fuck a black guy in

Atlanta because like they would just turn on them and like kill them and shit. Oh, after coming. That's why, that's why so many trans are always like so many trans people are dying every year because it's a down low dude fucking a trans guy and then he gets pissed off and blows her head off. Yeah. There's like, there's gay black dudes in Atlanta that they go to magic city. because it's a down low dude fucking a trans guy and then he gets pissed off and blows her head off. Yeah, there's like, there's gay black dudes in Atlanta that they go to Magic City like it's like community service.

Like they gotta put in the time to show everybody like, no, I fucking love big booty bitches. I did my hour. I love Honey, I love this. Your ass is clapping so well. Dude, killing the this. Your ass is clapping so well.

Dude, killing the dude you just fucked is the ultimate level of post-nut clarity. That's insane. It's wild. Oh, shit. It's risky. There's so many videos I would see. There's tons of videos I see of a gay dude on the street just going up and being like, yeah, he fucked me last week. And the guy's like, no, I didn't.

And beating the shit out of the guy. It's crazy. No, it's a common thing. Atlanta's full of downloaders. It's a common thing. Yeah, no, I've been around for it. Trust me. Trust me. I know.

I know we were only in Atlanta for a night. Well, Tyler Perry's gay, right? No. No? Dude, no way. Why? That's a rumor. Why?

Because he's clean cut and fucking has an empire? Why? Because he's one of the greatest artists of all time? Yeah, he acts gay. He only sucks dick when he's dressed up

like Madea. Yeah. That's crazy. That's not gay. He's a woman. He's got gay determination. I kind of know what you're saying.

I get what you're saying. I just don't think it's a confirmed thing that he's gay. I've heard that that is a rumor, though. Yeah. Also, it's like the gay mecca of the South is Atlanta.

Yeah, yeah. It's the highest AIDS rate. What? Really? I didn't know that. HIV. HIV in Atlanta is the highest in the country, I think. Yeah.

Yeah. Because these black dudes are like, they don't even want to admit. That they have AIDS? No, they don't want to admit that they had gay relations. Like, I'm not going to go to the doctor to get AIDS medication because then everyone will know I'm gay. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

So people just keep wondering why they're coughing and losing weight by the minute. Sick. Like Eazy-E in prison. Or Eazy-E in that hospital scene in Straight Outta Compton. That's so dark. I imagine that is true though. They have so much shame.

It must be the shame. I just got the cold. I just sucked so much. The rates are so high because they're just like, I have a cold. I've had a cold for 10 years. It's all good.

Because they're not doing prep. All the gay guys they fucked, the gay guy that tricked or got them to fuck them, they're on prep. Like, they know, like... Right, but you have to be on it to not get it.

Gay guys also love nothing more than getting, like, alpha dudes to fuck them. Straight guys. Yeah. They love straight guys. They love... They want to turn.

They love tricking a straight guy into fucking him. That's, like, their main thing. Don't ask me why I know that. Do you think you could be that charmed by somebody? Like, you're just the straightest guy ever. Do you think there's a guy out there who could charm the pants off you? And you do fuck him. No, no,

no, no. I mean, listen, if I was, like, hammered, and I'm with somebody, and I wasn't expecting that at all, and, like, suddenly, like, they're sucking my dick, I'd be like, whoa, what the fuck? But they would be able to suck it for, like, a second. I'd be like, no, no! Like, But they would be able to suck it for like a second. I'd be like, no,

no. Like what's going on? We're not thinking about what's happening here. Somebody do something about this. I'd be like, oh my God, I wish somebody was here to stop this. No,

but I can see, I can see like, like, you know, a straight person just like having their dick sucked for a second, like in a blackout moment. I mean, we knew a couple of comics that were moment. We knew a couple comics that were raped.

We knew a comic who was on drugs and then he got sucked off. He was like, yeah, I was just on acid. He didn't love it. He saw little elf machines sucking him off. He didn't know what was going on. It's horrible.

I actually believed him. Yeah, he died. He's dead now. That's horrible. But I actually believe the white guy. Well, yeah, he died. He's dead now. That's what happens. Did we ever talk about that one comic who his job was getting sucked off by the rich white guy? By the way, we should say really fast, that was a white comic we've never

talked about. No, he wasn't a download brother, which is surprising because the only gay people I thought all gay people were black guys. Same. Did we ever talk about that guy though on this podcast we did not dude gayest black guy we've ever met but here's the thing he looked like an old navy like mannequin like he wore like you know button up like collared shirt he was hot and the whole million mannequins are always like screaming

oh he would just look like a hot guy he was like a beautiful at one point he had like a facebook photo like his profile picture which is him shirtless. And it just said butter on it. Like, I don't even know. He was completely oiled up, eight pack. It just said butter. It had a red background. He was incredibly handsome and he was horrible at comedy.

One of the worst comics of all time. He's a black dude. And one time he said the N word in front of another black comic. And that guy was like, don't ever say that again. He was that white seeming. He's like, dude, and one time he said the N-word in front of another black comic, and that guy was like, don't ever say that again. He was that white-seeming. He's like, that's not okay. He goes, I'd rather have Connor say it than you say it. That was fucked up.

Yeah. Anyway, so me- That's not a brag. It's not a brag. He's also used to Connor saying it so much. He's already like, God, listen. He goes, listen. I'm used to it.

He goes, what did Connor say there? Yeah. No, one time, and he was the worst comic of all time. He had like a rage issue. He wasn't a comic. He was just a guy, like a model that was like a rage issue. He wasn't a comic. He was just a guy, like a model that was like pretending to be an artist. Was he straight?

Dude, so here's the thing. One day, me and Devin signed up at Travel Cafe. Chris Redd could hear this, by the way. Yeah, well, okay. And we were signing up at Travel Cafe, and we'd walk around the lake, and we're waiting for the mic to start and he's like can I join you guys and we're like

oh no I guess like we were really annoyed by him I said if you want to faggot so we walk around and we're just talking

you know it's about our lives or jobs whatever we're doing at the time and we're like so hey what do you what do you do for work and he goes

I don't want to get into it it's a whole thing we're like it can't be that weird and he just goes well this uh millionaire white man sucks what do you do for work? And he goes, I don't want to get into it. That's a whole thing. We're like, it can't be that weird. And he just goes, well, this millionaire white man sucks my dick once a week.

And then he pays me. Yep. Did you reveal the amount? Literally what he said. He, I don't know. It was a good amount. He was a very well-dressed guy.

Very well-dressed. And we're like, so what's the setup? You just come over to his place and he goes, yeah. And I'm like, and you just get your dick sucked? He goes, well, he gives me an iPad and I put it on top of his head. And I can watch porn.

And I watch straight porn as he's sucking my dick. What if he was watching gay porn on the other end? He's watching an old white man suck it off a young black guy. It's like, it's like. It's an old white man sucking off a young black guy. This is filming my white guy. It's an old white man sucking off a young black guy? This is filming my white guy. It's all white men sucks off young black comedians. He's watching a live stream of himself getting sucked off.

It's like gay inception. But yeah, it was just one of the most insane. He said it so casually. He said it so casually. We were like, whoa, so you're like gay? And he was like, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, like I watch porn while he does it. We were like, whoa, so you're like gay? And he was like, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, like I watch porn while he does it.

We were like, oh, okay, that's interesting. And then we realized he, like a couple weeks later, he had massive rage issues. Oh my God, yeah. He went up at Flappers, which is the most retarded comedy club in the nation. And he literally goes, if I fucking bomb right now, dude, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. And we were all like, well, prepare to lose your mind. I've never seen you even get this small as lap.

Worst comic I've ever seen. I'll lose my fucking mind if I bomb right now, dude. So we're just like gleefully anticipating what's going to happen. Guaranteed outcome. And he bombs horribly. Like bad for him. It was worse than I've seen him. The crowd would have liked it more And he bombs horribly. Yeah. Like, bad for him. Like, it was, like, worse than I've seen him in.

The crowd would have liked it more if he was getting sucked off the final plan. He's dragging him up on stage. Dude, so he bombs. He gets off stage. He's like, fuck, man! God damn it! And he walks off stage outside onto, like, the street in Burbank and picks up, like, a bench and throws it into the street.

Throws the bench into the street in Burbank and picks up a bench and throws it into the street. And all these dudes were like, what the fuck are you doing? I've never seen a black guy be hated more by black people. It was awesome. They all knew he was getting sucked off. I miss him.

And that man was Meek Mill. That was a crazy guy. That was fun. I miss him. Me too. i wonder what he's doing he's probably dead he did probably get killed a guy like that dies he was he's the type of guy that like dies in like an overdose like yeah like in a miami ed bucks yeah yeah literally and ed bucks yeah yeah well r.i.p r.i.P. R.I.P. Ed Buck Ed Buck's not dead is he? no I mean he is

like with his freedom no he's free? no I'm saying his freedom is dead yeah which is a shame yeah

he did a lot for the Democratic Party yeah he's a pretty cool guy he did help Biden he helped the good guys yeah he's a pretty cool guy He did help Biden He helped the good guys He helped Kamala and all that Yeah

I love him Ed Buck was a great man He's a pro Ed Buck I love him Sometimes you gotta Listen Sometimes you gotta take out the trash I go Ed Buck

Big fan of your work Oh my god Jesus Christ Ed Buck 2024 Oh I didn't mean it like that I thought he was wasn't he like throwing bodies

in trash cans the cops he would show up and go see you've taken out the trash they go it's trash night Ed

for people who don't know Ed Buck he would have young black men overdose in front of him was it only black guys yes young black men

overdose in front of him while he masturbated I thought it was all gays and then he'd throw their dead bodies in front of his house okay and they'd be like oh there's another dead body in front of him while he masturbated. I thought it was all gays. And then he'd throw their dead bodies in front of his house. Okay. And they'd be like,

oh, what? There's another dead body in front of Ed Buck's house, but he died of an overdose. I thought it was all gay, guys. I'm sorry. I think they're all homeless black dudes.

I'm going to write his name in for 2024. I'm going to go Ed Buck for president. You should make that shirt. It would be funny to nominate Ed Buck 2024.

That'd be an insane What if he was related to Joe Buck for president. It would be funny to nominate Ed Buck 2024. That would be an insane big shirt. What if he was related to Joe Buck? Yeah. The announcer. That would be good. Yeah.

Yeah. That would be quite good. Yeah he would also like it would be like days that these people would be like gone in his house.

It wasn't like they were coming over and he was just like fucking killing them. He would just like pump a full of drugs. Like it was taken. David do you have a

Joe Buck impression, but it's Ed Buck and he's commentating gay sex with those black slaves that he's about to kill? And here comes the Garrett wire. They're in doggy. It's around his neck. He's choking. He's flailing.

The arms are all over the place. He's out. He's out. He's arms are all over the place. He's out. He's out. He's now being dragged to the door. Wow, it looks like he recycles. It's in the blue bin. He's taking him to the blue bin. That's the new best character of all time.

You wonder when you see a guy like this at this age where he finds his drugs. How did he get him to go to sleep so quickly? How did he get him to agree to come up? These are the questions you ask. Tony Romo's like, well, that's the thing, Joe. He split the A-gap. Oh, my God. That's the thing, Joe. He split the agap. Oh, my God. Fuck, that rules.

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God bless all of his victims, Ed. No, it's actually quite sad. No, it's really horrific. It's a horrific thing. But it's also one of those things where you want to go, like, hey, stop hanging out in WeHo. Yeah. Don't go over to Ed Buck's house.

I don't hear that. Like, listen, here's the thing. Not that, listen, love gays. What are you doing if you're a young gay guy? You're going home with some weird old man. Well, yeah, WeHo's paying them. Because he's rich and he has a bunch of drugs on him. Yeah, he's giving them drugs and paying them.

It's like these kids come from like Ohio and they're like 17 and they're gay. Dude, that's like a Looney Tunes trap for a gay guy. But they're literally these guys. They float towards the door. These guys like gay young men born in

like, you know, other states. Midwest and shit that come here. It's like they might as well be made in like a, like they're literally, they're like fodder. Yeah. Like they're made for serial killers. Yes. That's the whole thing.

Like you're, it's a Wayne grow and heat, like prostitutes and people like that. It's like, you gotta, you gotta be, you gotta keep your head on a fucking swivel here. If you're gay and you're black and you move here from like Ohio,

the Census Bureau just goes like, all right, make us coffin now. Man, this is a dark episode. Yeah. But listen,

it's like, we're not gay. We're not up to that. And it's, that's what happens. Any gay sex we have. I agree. The thing I think about is that like...

Gays, they know the game. This is what happens, baby. You know what's weird to me, though, is that they never caught on. It was speculated that Ed Buck was... People were disappearing in his house for years. Well, he was the biggest Democratic donor of all time but i'm saying i'm saying like at these clubs that he frequented you don't think that like sometimes he'd walk in like it was like the wild west and they're like oh shit like he's the baddest guy exactly like he's silhouetted yeah

he slides a guy across the bar into a heroin needle. For instance, like last week, we were at that bar in West Hollywood because John wanted to go there. John wanted to see all of his,

you know, his... My boys. Yeah, he wanted to have sex. When you want to have sex, you go to West Hollywood for John.

And we were there and there was that old man smoking cigars next to us. Was that guy gay? Who looked just like Ed Buck. He kept being like, hey, you can bring some young pussy over. But that's gay. Maybe.

But that's the gayest thing you could do. That's the gayest thing you could say. Oh, God, I fucking love pussy. Guys, when are you going to bring me some pussy? Why don't we go back to my place for some pussy it was a gay serial killer you guys were talking

to a gay serial killer we almost got killed yeah no but I'm saying like imagine like that you gotta have

your senses you can't just think the whole world's your fucking gay oyster your radar needs to be up I know you're looking for they don't have a radar turn your gaydar off

and your radar on huh I know if you're gay everywhere you know you're looking for... They don't have a radar. Turn your gaydar off and your radar on. Huh? I know if you're gay, everywhere you go, you're looking for a necklace of pearls, but, like, you might wind up with,

you know, a murderer. Like, because, like, I was thinking when I was watching you guys talk to the guy, I was like, if Joey and John

were actually, like, free gay spirits... Yeah. And... He would've killed us. Yeah, like, that could have been like that could have literally that night could

have been how Ed Buck's victims met him. Yeah. Just a weird guy sitting at a essentially like we weren't at a gay bar but it was like it's kind of it's a very gay area. And he did look like the richest guy at the bar. He looked very wealthy. He's smoking a cigar alone sitting at a table

listening like why are you here, by the way? You can't hear yourself. There's music blasting. There's young people everywhere. He was strange. That's, like, that's the prototype of, like, a killer. Like, that's what we know them to be from everything we've seen. I talked to him.

He seemed nice to me, but I guess a lot of them seemed nice. That's, like, how the whole thing started. John Wayne Gacy, the coolest guy of all time. John Wayne Gacy the coolest guy of all time. John Wayne Gacy was fucking awesome. Yeah. He would take it he would like make

brats and shit all night. Dressed like a clown he was the coolest guy. He was fucking and he'd come out and he'd go oh my god he's a comic.

John Wayne Gacy he's making balloons. He'd come out and he'd be like yeah you guys didn't know you're a comic dude? He's a painter. No like they

truly like so they're all very charming like a lot of them yeah. The only ones that aren't charming are the ones that like pull up are truly, like, so they're all very charming. Like, a lot of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. The only ones that aren't charming are the ones that, like, pull up next to you, like, as you're. Zodiac.

And they just shoot you. You're with your date and you're overlooking a beautiful view. Yeah. There's, like, a coupe de ville behind us. What the hell is that? And then he pulls up. Man in a cloak. Yeah, he just fires at you.

Like, that's obvious serial killer, you know. But, like, the ones. P.V.. But the ones that get to know you through... To seduce you. They seduce, they're good. That's why no one should ever go home with anybody ever. Be celibate. It's gross. Norm MacDonald had a great joke where they did dirty work with Artie.

Norm and Artie did dirty work. And there was a big review. It got panned. And then there was a review that says like, Artie Lange has all the charm of a date rapist. And it was released

in his local paper. And then Artie's mom was like crying and Norm was with them. And he goes, come on guys, that's not so bad. A date rapist

needs way more charm than a regular rapist. He's like, you need to get a date. Oh, way more charm than a regular rapist. Not theirs. I was like, he's getting a date. Oh, he's so good. It's like the difference between Ed Buck

and Zodiac. He had to get a date. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like paying. But I mean, they were homeless black dudes that needed drugs.

It's not that hard. It's not that crazy. He's like, buy some, a couple of beers and he's like, okay, come to my house.

I'll give you 200 bucks. Yeah, we get like six of those guys a year tonight. I mean, you can get me back at your place if you go, I got more beer over here. That is we get like six of those guys a year. I mean, you can get me back at your place if you go,

I got more beer every year. That is true. I've done that plenty of times. Yeah, we've all gone back to a stranger's house because they have alcohol. Yeah. I think nobody wants to rate me, but I'm the perf. I would be so easy to rate.

Oh, my God. No, no, no. You're still so strong. No, no, no. But I mean, I go over, you like, a roofie in my drink, and then you, like, I don't want to give anybody ideas, but I could rape me easily. Well, I used to when, if I wanted. When you were at your most, like, drinking the most and getting, like, you know, losing

consciousness and stuff the most, I was always terrified for you, but not like you were a strong man. You are a strong man. But if I'm unconscious... I don't think you're capable. I couldn't even get you in an Uber, let alone rape you if I wanted to. Are you kidding me? You would fight me. One time you swung a palm frond at my head one time.

I was there. You're a maniac. Listen, I like that. You're unrapeable. I love that. I've tried. I can't even imagine you passing out. I don't think I've ever seen you do it. You go into this weird rigor mortis type of thing. You're like a chicken with its head cut off.

You're somehow even harder to tame. You turn into a snake with its head cut off, but it keeps wiggling. It's like when Doctor Strange takes Spider-Man's soul out of his body, but his body keeps fighting because he's got a Spider-Man's soul out of his body, but his body keeps fighting. Because he's got a Spider-Man... I have that with getting raped. Weren't you blacked out and you assaulted somebody because you thought they were going to rape you?

You kicked a cop in the head. No, no. Oh, that was in South Dakota. I didn't kick a cop in the head. You thought you were being raped. They took me to the drunk tank, because you have to go into the jail clothes. What is this, the damn fair?

But they make you change into the jail clothes, and you're right. I'm an idiot. That's actually a good example. It's a good joke, right? No, for John, this is a good example of my rape defense, even when I blacked out. Yeah. I found this out in the police report the next day, but yeah, so they're changing my clothes into the jail clothes, and the guy that I asked about report the next day. But yeah, so they're changing my clothes into the jail clothes.

And the guy that I asked about it, he was like, yeah, you like fought it off. Like you almost kicked a cop in the face. And then like I was up kicking while they were like trying to get me to cheat. Like I was fully nude. So like same kind of. I think everyone. That's terrifying. I think a lot of people get raped in that situation.

Yeah. I think you're less rapable when you're drunk. I'll be honest. Yeah. I think I could rape you easier dead sober. Not me. No, you'd have to get laid down and shit. Rape is interesting because I've always wondered this.

I could rape you like that. I'd like to see you try. I know you would. This is going to be A crazy thing to say But I've kind of Always thought this And listen This is the place to do it

What is this gonna be If you're being raped Man or woman Don't you take The satisfaction Out of a Large majority of rapists If you just let it happen

Jesus fucking Christ No I'm No I'm saying As a defense mechanism What else we gotta watch Hold on It's like a Baptist governor's defense No no I get what as a defense mechanism. What else do we got to watch? There's like a Baptist governor's defense. No, I get what you're saying. I do get what you're saying.

To psychologically beat the rapist in what they want out of you. A lot of rapists get off to you screaming and not wanting it to happen. But what if you just go, oh, you have the presence of mind. You have the presence of mind, much like Reggie Miller against the Knicks in the fucking semifinals Eastern Conference semifinals he started begging for a cream pie exactly

when he beat the Knicks he scored like 7 points in 11 seconds the presence of mind to go oh he wants me to be screaming and hate this and you go oh yeah, I love,

yeah baby, yeah. But then he just fucking pissed the whip. No, see, I think you do this. If you're getting raped this way, you go,

yeah, you act, get on with it. this is the lamest rape I've ever been, yeah. Let me get shot. You go, you suck at raping.

Yeah. Bad, you're bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you turn into like an old lady in an old lady in a bank robbery movie where the bank robber's like,

Jesus Christ, you are a mouthy one, aren't you? No, you guys hear what I'm saying, though? I'm not even actually, I thought it was a joke, but now I've always, I have always secretly thought this. I'm like, isn't there a psychological defense against rape where you go, you act like you don't even care?

You're talking about knife to throat. And then they're not getting what they want out of it. It might make their orgasm not as good but they'll probably just kill you or fucking like pistol whip you or like do something to scare you again to keep their boner. Also you're getting raped. It's like

terrifying. I don't think you have like the will to be like sit there and be like yeah I'm into this. But what if in the middle of a rape or something like that could just be like Wim Hoff getting raped david blaine getting raped i'm about to get raped for 24 hours myself against the dildo wall for three days straight you take a cold plunge in the middle of your race no i don't know like like what what if you're like fuck get off stop ah fuck and then you go, yeah, baby, yeah. You throw it back.

Does the rapist go like, what the fuck? Does the rapist go, I was not expecting this. I thought you would fight. No, I think the rapist would be like, well, this is kind of actually what I want. Right. Some would like it more. They're like, finally. They're resorting to rape because they don't get pussy.

That's what I'm saying. So I think they actually come harder. So then there's less a chance of them killing you, though. And then afterwards, you go, fucking, I got his DNA. It's all inside me. You go shit it out at the police station. I'm taking it to the cops. Yeah.

You go take a dump at the police station. Just crab walk all the way to the police station. Yeah. There's a nurse. Could you shit the cum out? Yeah. You go take a shit, and you give the cops a fucking vanilla-crusted chocolate cone.

That's fucked up, dude. I know. This is disgusting. What are we doing? This is really disgusting. What are we doing? It's your fault. This is yours.

I can't believe you guys would defend rape like that. We're trying to stop you. That was crazy. Why would you guys think to do that? We said, Devin, stop. No. Multiple times. I don't know, man.

I'm trying to give people some options. No doesn't mean no for Devin. You guys aren't offering the people anything. I'm just trying to say I feel like there's a lot of ways around. It's all about you need to make the criminal feel bad, and you can by taking it. I think you could do that by fighting them off. How many people win?

Not that many, but I think that's the best thing you could possibly do. I always thought a lot of rapists, like, if they're going through with it, they want you to be, like, scared. I think that is. I think that. Yeah, for sure. That's a Ramirez rape. Right.

No, they say a lot of rapists, they do get off on the control. Well, what if a woman with Richard Ramirez was like, you're so fucking hot? He'd be like, ew. He'd then cut your head off. Yeah. He'd hate it. He're so fucking hot? He'd cut your head off. He would cut your head off. He already feels like a god doing what he's doing. And if a girl was into it, he'd be like, I am a god. I think it would have the reversed effect of what you're saying.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, listen, I'm doing research all day. There's one way to find it. What do you guys want out of me? I'm fucking, I think about this stuff. Devin's like, I got a hypothesis. I'm going to go test it out tonight. Devin's like, all I'm saying is all the girls I attack,

they scream for their lives, and I would just like to see it change. It gets old. Would it kill them to be into it? Devin's saying that. Would it kill you to be into this? I go, guys, everyone I'm infamous in town

I mean, for Christ's sakes, just be into it I'm kidding I'm kidding Jokes, jokes, jokes I'm just saying, I think there are some defenses against it Try it out, it's like a psychological It's a psychological Try it, go get raped, try it out

Hey,'s giving defenses Wrong I'm giving defenses I'm just trying to help people This is like Self defense stuff I'm trying to give people Mental pepper spray

This is a mental pepper spray You're a hero I'm a fucking I'm amazing dude I've always said that People don't respect How fucking How much I help

Imagine going to like Imagine going to a Self defense class Cause you're scared Of getting raped It's called mental pepper spray Yeah Mental pepper spray And it's just a guy going which I helped. Imagine going to like, imagine going to a self-defense class because you're scared of getting raped. It's called mental pepper spray. Yeah, mental pepper spray. And it's just a guy going,

how about you just back it up on him? I thought I was going to learn karate or something. Yeah, exactly. No. Start writing the guy. You're not going to teach me karate. He's like,

no, just back it up. You back that thing up. Back to the cum. And then you're like, okay, it's going to be 200 bucks. Get out of here.

Good luck. I go, good luck. If you get in an attack, you just pull out your JBL speaker and you play Pony by Genuine. By the way, if it works, could you call me and tell me? Because I'm curious too.

I'm on the phone. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah, really? So it worked, huh? It really worked? So you threw that thing back on him, huh? Oh my God.

So you busted it wide open? What are you saying? He's about my height and build and my height and build sounded like me? Is that what you're saying? Did he look like me? Did he look like me?

Did he have a cowlick? Did he kind of look like a weird amphibious person? Was he amphibious? It's that boy. Did he? Is he amphibious? Did he look like a salamander with a beard? Oh, yeah.

By the way, please clip your nails. Oh, God. Who knows what just happened? Who knows what just happened? Anyway, this young black kid was arrested recently, and they found a gun in his ass. What the hell? Took a page out of Meek Mill's book.

Why is it still like that? I think my arm's broken. I think my arm's broken. I think he's got a zero in his pants. Don't grab it! Do not! Stop, stop. Is he not cuffed? He's cuffed. They're literally raping this kid.

Back up. Back up. Oh, damn. I just pulled this out of his ass, okay? Damn, he's touching it. I love that the cop just said that. The cop smells it and goes, definitely in his ass. It was in his ass.

Confirmed. That's crazy. Oh, man. Hiding a his ass. Confirmed. That's crazy. Oh, man. Hiding a gun in your ass. Wow. That's crazy. That's a little hooker gun. Aren't you afraid of it going off?

We need backup. There's cum everywhere. This kid busted his pants. I would be terrified to keep. I don't even understand how guys put guns in their pants. The whole time, if I was out, I'd be like, it's gonna shoot my dick off. It's because you don't know guns. If the safety's on,

it's always... There are some guns that are less safe than others. There are some guns I'd be nervous to have in my pants. Other guns are big ass. Also, like movies, if you drop a gun, it shoots. That shit doesn't happen. It can happen with certain guns. That's like older revolvers that can happen.

I'm saying this was in your pants, right? Yeah. And you forgot the safety was on, and then you go to pull your pants up. Like you do it like three times, ten times a day. And your fingers on the trigger. And you don't even realize it, but you're like grabbing your pants, you pull it up, you shoot your dick off. Yeah.

That happens all the time. You don't grab by the trigger. That's like basic. I'm saying you forget the guns there. You're just doing this. There's guys that do that pulling out of holsters. Yeah. That happens. That's like basic bitch shit, though. I'm saying you're the guns there. You're just doing this. There's guys that do that pulling out of holsters. Yeah. That's like basic bitch shit, though.

I'm saying you're not going for the gun. If I had a gun, I'd be so trained on it that I'd be like, I know exactly. I've practiced a million times. I'm not chewing my cock off. But yeah, like Cheddar Bob, guys that are just like gangsters that just do it. Yeah, they're not training like that. So most guns have safeties when these guys have them in their back. Like in the back of their pants.

They don't put them on. Because when I was a kid, I always wanted to be a guy that just had a gun in his pants. That was my goal in life. Now you have a friend like that. Well, he got arrested. Oh, he did? Oh, he did? Our dear Clay Casiz.

He's been on an app. He's been on an app. He's on Threesome on the Patreon. We want to get him on another one, but he's one of the funniest people I've ever met. One of the most brilliant cooks ever. Very talented chef. Just a beautiful man.

He got caught with a gun. One of the weirdest people you'll ever meet, but amazing brilliant guy. I love him to death. He, you know, Clay would always have a gun love him to death he uh he you know clay would always have a gun on him yeah he had a gun on him everywhere he went he apparently recently got arrested for the gun yeah he um he was taking his uh his buddy told him to take his motorcycle he was like yeah you can use it so he went to go he went to the buddy's house and was getting on the motorcycle and people uh were assuming he was it. They called the cops. The cops

showed up and like guns to his head type thing. Yeah, he's got a gun. And then they found his gun and then they took him away and they took the gun. He spent a night in jail and he sent us his mugshot. It was very funny. He looked good. He's hot. He's a handsome guy.

Did they take his gun away? He can't get his gun. It was a big learning. It's a handsome guy. And yeah. Did they take his gun away probably? They took the gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can't get his gun. It was a big learning. It was a learning moment for him. He didn't. That wasn't a legal gun. I say lock him up for years. Throw away the key.

Throw away the key, yeah. That's like bad. Everyone check out. That's not good. That's bad. Everyone go to his Instagram, at Chef Clay Cassis. C-A-S-S-I-S-S. Yeah, he's great. He needs your support. He might go to his Instagram at Chef Clay Cassis. C-A-S-S-I-S-S

Yeah, he's great. He needs your support. He might go to prison. Oh my god. It's okay. He'll be fine. All I think he has to do is just pay a couple fines and shit. But he can't have a gun anymore. If he gets busted again...

Then it's an actual thing. A felony or something. He can't do that. I hung out with him. We went to the LA River. We did mushrooms and hung out together. It was fun, but he learned his lesson. Good. I don't think he's going to be

carrying guns on him. Because he would literally carry it in his waistband. He had it at Thanksgiving dinner. He had it. He put it down. He pulls it out everywhere. I would go see. I would do anything with him. He would pull it out. Pretty incredible bit. It was actually amazing. Every time he showed me his gun, it made me laugh. It made me laugh so hard, dude.

Oh my God, he got me in so much trouble here with Ida and shit. He would bring it in and put it on the table, and I would kick us both out. So good, it was so funny. So funny. He would literally just have a gun in the kitchen and be like, you want anything? You want anything?

Yeah. It's like Jonah Hill in This is the End. Yeah. Boop, boop, boop. Yeah. No, it was a great bit. It was unreasonable of him to have it. I always told him, I go, you know, it's not

legal to open carry in California. Conceal carry. You can't even conceal carry. Without a license, yeah. Yeah, and he never had that. Well, he grew up in a tough... It was a lot of crime in his family and stuff. Yeah. He's scared of crime, so he's like, you know.

Yeah. He's like, for self-defense, he was just paranoid about crime and stuff. I respected it. I didn't really cause much of a fuss. I just demanded he doesn't point it at me. Stop pointing it at me, please. come on is there one in the chamber i go i listen it tastes good but get it out of my mouth

back to this kid i say put that gun away and put it in my ass. Yeah, exactly. So they found this little hooker gun in this kid's ass, and let's see what happens in real. So get back. Mom, I did not have the army. No. Ma'am, step back. This just came out of his pants, okay? Mom.

So step back. Oh, step back. I am over here, but you don't have to handle him like that. Uh-oh. You do not. That's my chance. He had a gun in his ass. I got to get out of his ass.

Oh, wow. Damn, it was loaded and shit. Call nine. Mom. Hey, Lou. What if he just shits guns out naturally? He's a golden goose. He's a golden goose.

Yeah, that's his thing. If you go to the Glock factory, it's just him on a fucking... One of those assembly lines and he's just dumping out. He's in syrups. Shooting guns out of his ass. He's like, help it, officer. Mom, I don't know. God chose me. It is a curse.

I make guns. I want this. I want this. Nothing. That'd be a sick defense. I make guns! I want this. I want this. Nothing. That'd be a sick defense. I love how all the cops keep kind of like putting their hands on their knees. Get my wallet!

No. Stay back. Can you hand me his? No. No. I can wait back there. We'll deal with it in a second. I don't want to work. Damn.

We found an RPG lodged in his throat. I don't know. They said they got a gun off of him. I really don't know. The mom instead is like, she't know. They said they got a gun off of him. I really don't know. The mom instead is like, she's like, they said they got a gun off of him. They said it was in his ass. Like, baby, you gay? No, no.

Pull my pants up. I don't have nothing in my stuff. I don't like his attitude. They go, son, you just had a fight. You shoved a gun in your ass. You're all bashful all of a sudden. They go, come, you just had a fight. You should have the gun in your ass. You're all bashful all of a sudden. They go, come on, gay boy. You're gay for the lead.

We're on to you. Maybe Ed Buck will bail you out. Great wraparound. Great closer. Oh. Great closer. Oh my god. These fucking black gay guys. This is crazy.

Alright, Moonlight, you're going away. They take him to the car and they just play Moonlight for him. They go, you don't need to shove guns in your ass. They sent him away to a gay conversion therapy camp. I like how the cops charge him with being gay. The gun has nothing to do with it.

Oh, man. That's good stuff. He was literally, he was on the, okay, this is another clip. He was on the phone with his mom. Oh, shit. Oh, this is another clip. At the beginning, he was on the phone with his mom. Oh, shit. Okay. Just, can you come try over here? Oh, this is how they found him.

No, do not put your hands in. No, put your hands on me. I'm putting my hands on you. Okay. I have no reason. Stop walking away then. Dude, it's crazy to have a gun in your ass and be wearing skinny jeans. Yeah.

That's also great. Also, like, stop walking. Yeah, stop threatening the cop if you have a gun in your ass. Yeah. Also, just for your ass's sake. Like, just, I would be fucking, like, stop walking. Yeah, stop threatening the cop if you have a gun in your ass. Yeah. Also, just for your ass's sake. Like, just... I would be fucking, like, just standing still. It's all good.

He's very... He's very mobile. Yeah. Yeah. Back off! No! I'm not walking nowhere. I'm standing...

Don't scream at cops like this if you have a gun in your anus. The sidewalk! You just told me! You said go on the sidewalk. I'm on the sidewalk. Buddy. Why are you telling me to do different stuff, you dumbass? You're a rookie.

You said come on the sidewalk. I'm on the sidewalk. I'm not going nowhere. I'm not going nowhere. I'm staying on the sidewalk. Hey, grab him. I'm staying on the sidewalk. Kid watched a little too much Snowfall.

It's getting him in trouble. He's standing on business. I'm not going nowhere. I'm staying on the snow. Oh, you're about to get that gun pulled out of your ass i'm not moving i'm staying on the sidewalk i'm not doing nothing i'm not doing anything i'm not doing anything i'm not doing okay i will I will. I will stop. Well, I gotta say, like, in typical American fashion, it doesn't seem like they had much of a reason

to immediately grab him and throw him to the ground and possibly have another fucking, you know, nationwide movement on their hands where they kill him. He needs to watch it and he would have been fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, listen, yeah. But listen, I don't know if the cops had every reason to throw him to the ground and possibly kill him. I thought you were saying if he watched the movie, he'd kill Genzit.

I don't know. I didn't see the whole video, but he did have a gun in his ass, and that's fine. He had a gun in his ass. He goes 1A, 2A. He goes, read 2A. You could have a gun in your ass. That's comedy, too. The Founding Fathers.

It's a comedy show here. If I see a video where somebody found a gun up anyone's ass, we're playing it. Thomas could have a gun in your ass. That's complicated. The founding fathers. It's a comedy show here. If I see a video where somebody found a gun up anyone's ass, we're playing it. Thomas Jefferson had a gun in his ass. I'm not doing nothing. Damn right. Damn right. I'm not doing anything. Hey!

Oh! Oh! Give us your hands. No! Dude. Oh! Give us your hands! Oh!

Give us your hands! I love the cop saying, dude. yeah dude why they just cuff him like that Stop. Okay, stop reaching. Okay, stop, stop. I feel bad for this kid. Let go of your hands. I don't know. He's gay. He's got a gun on his ass. Stop.

Now, is this a racist opinion to say, like, just stop, like, yelling? It is a slight racist dog whistle. Is that right? It's a slight racist dog whistle, but there's a lot of situations where... That's why I said it's this. Yeah. That's right. That's why I asked. It's one of those gray areas.

Yeah, I stand by it, actually. It's a complicated issue. I know it's different. I think there'd be a lot less dead people, but at the same time, there'd be a lot more abuse by cops if people just did whatever the fuck they said and didn't make them scared every time they had to grab somebody. So you think this kid should be screaming and resisting?

In this situation, yeah, he's got a gun in his ass, but if he had nothing, yeah, scream and resist. Fuck the cops. No, seriously. Make them scared. That's the thing. But they're already on top of you.

They're going to find anything on you. Yeah, so don't resist. He's panicking. Yeah, he's panicking. Don't make noises like that. He's like, a little to the right. He's like, oh. Oh, there goes his shoe.

Stop. Just let go. Give us your arm. It doesn't hurt that bad Have you guys This ever happened to you No What are you talking about Kinda I guess yeah

What if they get him back Into the interrogation room After this And he goes You can't do anything That Ed Buck Has not already done to me He's like Scarface

Yeah I'm not doing nothing He's like Scarface. I'm not doing nothing. Just stop. Give us your hands. I've said it a hundred times. That cop is... His tone does not match his actions at all. No, the cop's kind of laughing.

Yeah. Oh my God. Ow! Ow! What city is this? You know, I don't know. It's body cam footage, so I imagine it's like, you know, you're in Wisconsin, you're in Minnesota.

It seems like it's all kind of... By the way, correction, we thought Ocean 7-Eleven was Duluth, Minnesota. It was Duluth, Georgia. Somebody messaged me. That was Georgia? Duluth, Georgia, yeah. No, I didn't know there It was Duluth, Georgia. Somebody messaged me. That was Georgia? Duluth, Georgia, yeah. No, I didn't know there was a Duluth, Georgia.

There is. Somebody messaged me. Sad that there's so many places named the same. Quite sad. Yep. Hey, we didn't name the damn cities. Sucks to be you, states. Yep.

Sucks to be in your state. Your state stinks. If you're from Glendale, Arizona, kill yourself. California, it's a liberal shit. The taxes are terrible. Well, at least we got shit to do, Reards. There's a reason. You have nothing going on. Nobody cares

that you're saving up money to buy a new F-150. Should do nothing with it. Nobody cares. It's not worth it. We get all the talk. Oh, yeah, the taxes and all the liberal shit going to homeless. I couldn't imagine living in that hellscape. I can.

Yeah. It's way better than where you live, pal. You're scared. That's what it is. You're afraid of big cities. You're literally- You're a giant fucking pussy. You're a fucking pussy.

You want to know who you are? You're fucking Will Ferrell, an elf, walking into Manhattan. That's who you are. But you have some dune buggies and some fucking whatever the fuck you do. You hunt. You pretend it's a much better life.

Nobody cares. I actually had a weird breakthrough with that whole type of person when I was in Nashville last time. And every guy was like, where are you from? And I was like, I live in New York, but I'm from LA. And they're like, you couldn't do either of those cities. I'm like, we're on Broadway in Nashville right now.

This is all bars and restaurants. New York is just Nashville times a thousand. What would you not like about it? But these guys also all think I'm gay because I'm not a fat bearded retard. So I realized, I'm like, no, no i'm like no no no they hate and they're also in their prime there like that fat fucking idiot beard truck driving guy flannel that's too tight for him pants that don't fit yeah they get pussy they get they have hot girlfriends every one of the girlfriends looks like a hollister model right yeah so they don't like

new york because guys look like me get pussy there. And they're like, I can't get pussy in New York. Therefore, it sucks. That's all that is. That's all that is. That's great. Exactly. That is it. I remember it blowing my brain when I made those

connections in Nashville because I'm like, damn, this is... I don't understand what you wouldn't like about this. Are you afraid of conquering where everybody is? Oh, yeah, you're right.

We live in a liberal hellscape. Oh, yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night. Dude, also straight up, everyone in Nashville thought I was gay.

I've never been asked if I'm gay more in my entire life. Because they can't believe your skin looks all right. You're like in shape. They're like, what?

Your arms aren't made out of fried chicken? It was getting comical. There was one night I was there, and this girl was looking at me back and forth. And I was like, eh. And she started walking towards me. I told Josh. I was like, she's going to hit on me. And he goes, whatever.

Just tell you have a girlfriend. She comes over to me. She goes, hi. And I go, hey. And she goes, are you gay? And I was like, no, no, not at all. And she goes, oh, bummer and she goes um are you gay and i was like no no not at all and she goes oh bummer because my friend over there i think she's really cute cut to the gayest man i've ever seen in my entire life but in their brains in nashville like me and that guy were the

same right that's but he was like nick swartz and i now pronounce chuck and larry because they can't believe you wipe your ass yes it's a bunch of people that are like that guy must be gay he looks like he looks like he doesn't stink. I've met your wife and I still think you're gay a lot of the time. Thanks, buddy. I like that.

No, you are gay. You're one of the gayest guys I've ever met. Yeah, I agree. No, it's funny. Listen, I'm kidding. I mean, like, I understand you guys have a great life.

You make a little more money and all that, but there's nothing to do and every time I'm in your places I want to kill myself after three days so I really don't care. Some people like just like

sitting on a rocking chair and like fucking shooting cans. Yeah. It's a different lifestyle. I don't like it either but it's like a lot of people

would be miserable. I get it. I'd rather go to places where there was history and you know the history wasn't like oh Robert E. Lee drank here. Yeah.

I'd rather go to a place where it's like you know oh this amazing writer used to hang out here this amazing actor you know whatever director. this amazing writer used to hang out here. This amazing, you know, whatever director, it's just a little more interesting.

I'd rather be homeless in my car than live in like Des Moines, Iowa. Yeah. In LA. I'd rather be homeless. I'd rather live in an office building in downtown Los Angeles than live in Des Moines. Yep.

Yep. Thoughts, John? Cause you've, you've traveled the country. You love this stuff. And listen, I paid you today and you need to speak up.

I honestly was just letting you take the driver's wheel after the last episode. But the fucking... It's weird. It's like the only place I'd... So if you're... I have to be... If it's incredibly rural, it's okay because then you don't have expectations. Alright, I think we've heard enough.

Yeah, give me an answer. Alright, guys! You fucking assholes. I hate every one of you. No, no, no. All right, all right, guys. You fucking assholes. I hate every one of you. No, no, no. Go on, go on. No, but it's a great rule, and you have no expectations. Fortunately, Naughty Boy and Instagram follow me.

I've done my show. I'm giving up. This is going to be Saturday, actually, March 9th. No, John, you'll all be there. It is the best show. That was the most fun thing ever. A bunch of hate watch guys showed up. Oh, it was great.

That was so fucking funny. It was so funny. Live, laugh, love, North Hollywood. Connor's next show is on March 9th. This comes out Monday, so it's literally this coming Saturday. What's the date? March 9th. March 9th. I'm bringing tomatoes, and it's going to be crazy.

We hammered all together with a bunch of hate watch. Lemon Party Live, March 23rd. Jason Sheehan, listen, I know you're listening, buddy. He sent me 20 bucks on Venmo. It's first come, first serve. You kept the 20, though. So, well, I'll send it back. Listen, I don't, but you did send it to me.

No refunds, Sheehan. That's two drinks after this. Thank you, Sheehan. But listen, you still got to show up early. There's no guarantee. And you got to watch gotta show up early. There's no guarantees. And you gotta watch Connor's set. There's no guarantees. And you gotta watch

my fucking set this time, dude. I swear to God. I'm not responsible for this first-come, first-served thing. That is the great Ben Avery. He wants to do this,

and so we're doing it. The first-come, first-served thing. So I don't wanna get any flack. Sheehan could like, if you stop, don't send me money like preemptively.

If Sheehan shows up, obviously, I'll get him in. If I'm aware of it. For another $20, you'll get him in. Maybe for a price. That's $60 at the door and a blowjob later. There you go. Much like Georgie in The Sopranos.

I don't know. It was just funny. He sent me money. It was For the show on March 23rd I'm like yeah you still better show up early I don't fucking know He just loves us He's a good kid He's a good kid He's got Leo hair

From Titanic I'd give up No it's nothing. Great, perfect. Joey Arloflor on Instagram. Devin James Costa. John Badman. John Badman.

John Badman, two Ds. Oh, check out this band, Caldecat. It's K-A-L-D-E-T. This is not their shirt. They gave me the wrong shirt. But my friend is the lead singer, and the bass player randomly knows. I was hanging out with the band. They had a great show in L.A. that I went to.

It was right after the serial killer broke into my place, so I'm telling the story to my friend. And the bass player's like, wait, I fucking heard this. He's like, are you on Hate Watch? Are you serious? He randomly knew you? Yeah, completely random. That's so fucking funny.

But check out their band. If you like metal, they're amazing. They're actually like, they tour and they're very good. Check them out. That's fucking crazy. Yeah.

Hate Watch is reaching that many people? It was a random occurrence that was happening? Yeah, it was weird. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Anyway,

so check out, yeah, Devin James Cost on Instagram, 429 on Instagram, Joey Arlofer on Instagram. Do you want to finish it? No, not at all. Hey, if you want that, you're going to have to pay for the Patreon.

I'll go on a 10-minute rant on Patreon. Message John on Instagram and be like, what were you saying about rural areas? It's all about living in Michigan, I'll tell you all day. Okay. Get me out of here. All right, we got a good episode in the next, like, 10 minutes. What are you talking about?

We have to do a Patreon after this. Yeah you bring the heat buddy good god the opening of this pod was us being like john you're doing way too much fuck let's get him a beer john why didn't you drink i'm trying to take it easy i don't even i don't even recognize you I know I'm like a normal person disgusts me I love you we're all going to dinner after this

yeah yeah oh where are we going I don't know yet let's save this for the page alright thank you bye folks