Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Duped by a Queer
Episode Date: January 6, 2025New Orleans terrorist attack, Vegas Cybertruck bombing, Baldoni V. Lively https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast...
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Hello.
Hi.
Welcome to Jock Week on the Haywatch Podcast.
Jesus, why?
And Axel Jock Week.
Fleece Johnson didn't come for seven months and now he has a booty.
We have an update on Fleece Johnson. It's the biggest news that's happened this year. Wait, he hasn't come for seven months and now he has a booty. We have an update on Fleece Johnson
It's the biggest news that's happened this way here. He hasn't come for seven months
He didn't come for seven months and then he finally got some poor guy
Can you tell me who you oh, yeah, you weren't here for fleece. Oh, yeah, the booty bandit. He's um
He's just this crazy gay rapist and from prison. He's like the king of rape gets the booty
Is he the guy from the famous clip?
Now he's going back and like he's older he's older much wiser now
So the John has you know those little old Chinese guys they put on the bottom of a bonsai tree when you go to the garden Store I want please Johnson be one. He's like fucking a young. I want like a little like a homies doll of fleece Johnson
Fucking another Latin King in the ass. Yeah. Yeah, this is the gross thing. I've heard you're gonna love that. Okay good
You know fucking anger
That thing, you know
Is he doing this interview from the from where all the luggage is on a plane?
found a wind tunnel.
They're trying to do the aerodynamics on a booty,
right next to them.
They have to die with the air.
What's he drinking?
Just like rubbing out the hall.
Look at him, he's all sanitizing.
He's like a wrecking, trying to fight.
This is so.
When I get up in here,
a tear came out of my eye.
It felt so good, man.
I done waited all this time.
Seven months.
I'm going in, bringing it out.
Going in, bringing it out.
Going in, I couldn't, I think about seven times
I clam in. I kicked it. I loved it so much. Thank you. Thank you. You said you were welcome.
All that was in the cut. I pulled it out. That's what it sound like.
Jesus Christ!
So my investment paid off.
The next thing I know, every day he comes in.
I said, baby, how was your day?
It was good for me.
We gotta have him on the show.
Yeah, that's about it.
I don't know where he is. I hope he's in a better...
I don't know.
I hope he's in like a retirement village in Florida.
I think he lives in the sewers.
I'm gonna fuck a frog.
Penguin slayer.
Let's all have him on the show we have like stools and lion tamers
He's chasing around the studio him and Maddie rat need a show together maybe great that would be fireworks
Fleece Johnson well that wraps up the fleece Johnson saga. Thanks John
For now I For now. For now. I love him.
Anyway, it's been a terrifying start,
a terrifying start to the new year.
There's been a lot of terrorist attacks the first day.
Very true.
January 1st and throughout the entire day
I'd be like, there was another shooting,
there's a bombing, there's it was a lot. It was crazy
Yeah, and I think it's the start where we're entering a Muslim era. I think I think I think Muslims are back. Yeah
Welcome back guys. Welcome back. Welcome back you fucking
Yeah, I'm Bunch's crew, you.
We missed you. You know, you're fucking...
All this time we've been talking about DEI.
Well, you're planting IEDs.
Hey, am I right?
A lot of Americans are gonna D I E. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't leave your house folks!
Don't leave your house!
So anyway, this guy, we all have the New Orleans attack, which is very tragic, because New
Orleans is my favorite city in America.
Guy drove his electric F-150 through Bourbon Street in a massacre, and His name was a fucking shimal the Abdullah
Kareem Abdul Jabbar and
So here's a little bit on that
Then a chef from here in studio 57
That's him
Your coordinating producer
Bar CBS News crime and public safety unit as we just heard there from Omar talking about another location He's just information coming in fast and furious
So let's separate out some of these ideas first on the world's attacker not solely responsible for so they do think there's some others
So he had a ton of IDs and stuff
It was like very obvious that he could not be working alone, but wait, but so he just he goes
I'll take he goes I'll do the big work
You guys just that's how they always get they send one guy in
The mission and they're like listen brother do we will see you in the afterlife
Yeah, and then they go off to like a strip club and have the night of their lives
Yeah, but Bourbon Street's like not shut down. There's people still hanging out there No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They're like, he got a permit for the attack, so we have to allow it.
It's like him waiting in line
next to a guy playing like a bucket.
It's weird to choose a city for a terrorist attack
that looks like it's constantly being hit by a terrorist.
Like it looks like it's always in recovery.
They're like, Gary Indiana's gonna pay next.
You gotta, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just fuck this guy, and he, you know, he was a fucking,
he was like a, I don't know,
he was like a black guy from Texas, but he wasn't black.
He was like Arab kind of, I don't know,
he was like Dominican Arab, seems like.
He seems like a Dominican Arab.
Okay.
And I think he was, he was like a David Ortiz
from like Beaumont, Texas, but he had some ties
to butter chicken and whatnot or like
Chana Masala.
Sounds like he was conceived by 9-11.
He's just a Dominican Arab guy.
But he was fucking just like a Texan his whole life.
He was in the military and-
Born in America.
Born in America.
And I think he-
He's an IT guy.
It was like an Arab identity crisis.
And it's like, you know, like white,
like a lot, most Americans when they have an identity crisis
They're like I get I get a Porsche or like the Arabs they blow them they go on a murder spree
They spray acid in a woman's face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they go. I lost the kids and I
Don't know. I don't know what I'm doing in this point in my life. I just I think I need to blow up that HEB
Guys, let's form a rape gang.
Mm-hmm.
Rape gang!
Rape gang, that'd be cool, right?
John's like, UFO that, I'm gonna get a motorcycle
and move into an office.
That's what I'm gonna do with my midlife crisis.
These rape gangs too in the UK, I just found that out.
That's old news, man.
I know it's old news, but it's getting more attention now.
It's just, it's wild.
It won't stop.
They'll keep like-
A rape gang is so funny.
It's like the Jersey boys for rape. They did a they like they raped and killed
like a 13 year old girl and then ground her into kebab meat.
You really hated the smile you had when you said that. John goes and they're my best friends. And I love them. I've been talking to them on Facebook Messenger.
No, they're, you know, just dropping me.
It's a hell hole.
It's really crazy.
Liberal hell hole.
I don't understand though why we can't start making,
like, this is gonna sound insane, kind of,
but like why can't devices for bombs,
and like, what if, to solve this problem,
because it's coming from one
community just like lube the streets with pork grease that's bacon grease
everywhere bacon bacon vests that doesn't actually they're not all it's a
haram right that they don't care okay cuz they're full of shit
dip bullets in like baking back in like 1800
And why are they right? That was the thing during like the first like when the George Bush?
I think I don't think they give a shit
But I know I know in the 1800s when like the Pakistan was occupied by English soldiers
They were like we're going to dip our bullets in bacon grease. They just can't really about you. They said that yeah
That was already been a thing I thought I was a gene we thought they were like vampires
Okay, really this is actually been a silly way they tried to stop the troll them
No, that's like an insult injury. Yeah, you're dying now. We work got you got you. They also hate dogs
That's why we killed al bag daddy with a dog
We maimed him to death the dog and that's that's why, remember when the Al Baghdadi I killed
and they're like, look at this brave dog,
and they put it on TV constantly?
It was to let everybody in ISIS know
that we mauled your leader to death
with a thing you think is disgusting.
They hate dogs?
They hate dogs.
They're disgusted by them.
It's never enough for them.
They need to rape, but then when they die,
they get 72 virgins, and they can't,
there's no discipline. They can't wait for the vertigo to hell
No, they go to a beautiful paradise full of 72 virgins. Yeah, read the Quran sounds like hell to me
Does he happen I don't get it. I don't get it man. Don't get it. I
Just don't understand man, just don't understand man. I just don't understand, man.
Just don't understand it, man.
I just can't wrap my head around it.
I just, I truly don't understand them.
Can you tell us about what we know about the attacker?
Well, we've learned quite a bit.
In fact, there's a lengthy YouTube video of him from 2020 where he's describing his work as a real estate agent.
He talks about spending 10 years in the military, working in IT.
Officials confirmed he was in the army.
He grew up, he was born in Beaumont, Texas,
and grew up there.
He was a resident of Houston, Texas.
I mean, in that video, you see him wearing
a button-down shirt with a jacket.
He looks good, too.
Like, when he's dropping the bombs off,
when he's walking around with, I mean, he's a fatso.
He's like the first pork or
Muslim didn't think they were allowed, you know, right but
Yeah, he has like a good like like big nice like trench coat on he looks really
He's walking through he went to black. He definitely went to a couple peep shows
We purple walk him cuz I haven't seen no there's no purple walk. He's dead. No, I mean that walk, whatever you're talking about.
You don't see him walking.
It's just still, you'll see it here.
King, like a professional person,
describing his career in a very articulate,
coherent manner, and it's just hard to reconcile
the individual that carried out the attack with that man.
Such different profiles, you would think.
Do we have any information on what may have been going on
in his life at the time, anything?
Well we do.
No, we know he was Muslim.
He converted apparently.
Really?
Well he had the flame.
Like four months before he converted.
That's because he's in the CIA.
What?
Yeah, this is not real. This isn't real. Just like the fucking cyber fag. What's cuz he's in the CIA?
This is a real just like the fucking cyber fag the Vegas cyber fag he was about to be arrested by the FBI
Yeah, no these are both
These are both MK Ultras to take our minds off of that. don't have health care. Luigi, the drones, what about the drones?
What happened to Luigi?
What happened to Luigi?
Nobody cares now.
Yeah, no one cares now.
Absolutely.
So, he was married twice and his second divorce, he filed for divorce in 2020.
It took a couple of years to resolve and during those proceedings, he talks about not being
able to pay for the home.
His former wife filed a restraining order against him to protect her and their child
or children.
Sounds like New Orleans needed one of those.
So clearly his life was starting to unravel after that video that we see from him in 2020.
In recent years, things started to go downhill.
He had financial troubles.
He also had sort of small run-ins with the law,
driving without a driver's license, theft.
On his record.
They're coming up with every excuse
to make this guy a terrorist.
They literally have people going on the news going,
he was having a really hard time.
He had a couple of parking tickets, you know,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Just to like convince us all that he was a,
this is what drives people to plow a truck. That it wasn Muslim not that everyone every other person on earth deals with the same shit
This guy dealt with he went with two divorces and had like what what does this lead you to?
This is mid. This is an Arab midlife crisis. They don't they can't just buy the pork
They gotta drive it through a farmer's market. If you drove a Corvette into 30 people.
Yeah, they don't get a young girlfriend.
They rape a young woman and blow their head off.
I don't know.
Listen, I don't get it.
The Porsche is a funny touch.
Wait, is it a Porsche?
I thought you said Porsche.
No, no, no, I'm saying usually the midlife crisis
is like a guy spends too much on a sports car
and starts trying to dress cool and young again chemical. All he was gonna buy a Corvette
It was between Corvette or mass terror
Have a record it's not major crimes. It's not violent crimes, but he does have a record and we're now piecing all of this together
but he does have a record. And we're now piecing all of this together.
We're trying to build a profile.
The New York Times is reporting
that he was a recent convert to Islam,
so we're working on that.
And we know that there was an ISIS flag on the train.
And what then, you are a bird, is that correct?
Rented in Texas.
That's right.
Driven to Louisiana.
We know that there was at least one
improvised explosive device in the vehicle, more placed around the French quarter.
So what do we know about the fact
that authorities definitively.
Now where do they go to learn how to do improvised explosives?
You can go to these camps and.
Do you guys sign up for like a groundlings,
like a Muslim groundlings.
Yeah, you go to Syria and you go to camps.
Second city.
Second city bombs.
I need suggestions from the crowd. Terror, second city bombs. I need suggestions from the crowd.
Terror, okay, terror, where am I?
New Orleans.
By the way, really, it is obviously,
this is some sort of, this is like,
we have something to do with this
because the barriers just happen to not be up that day. You do, yeah. They have them. I don't have something to do with this because the the barriers just happen to not be up that you do
Yeah, they have shit to do this. That's all you do government. That's all you it's all you fucking
It's Devon's fault. Actually damn he chose a Muslim name. It's like a Star Wars character. That's his real
It's crazy, yeah
Conference that's intentional by George Lucas for sure.
That he was not solely responsible.
Well, our sources tell us there is a video
there is video
capturing multiple other
people, four other people
who potentially helped them that
investigators believe were accomplices
and our sources described
to us that they were dragging
the improvised explosive devices to place them. So we don't know exactly where that is, but we know
that there were several places in the French Quarter. Did those go off and kill people? I don't think so. Okay, I didn't think so either.
So were devices, or parts of devices, precursors as our sources call them, inside an Airbnb in
the La Rock neighborhood of New Orleans where we saw there was quite a bit of activity.
In fact, our producer down there, she said that there was, she heard an explosion at
the house, so much going on.
Now we're also looking at a Las Vegas explosion.
We're trying to figure out if there was any connection
So real quick before we cyber fag cyber fag big explosion. Wait, what was the Las Vegas? We'll get to it
big cyber fag
Huge loser. I don't know anything about this cyber
Fags a little better than Jar Jar Binks.
Mesa hates America.
Mesa tried my trot to crowd.
America hates me.
You go, the multiple locations that we know
are being investigated in connection with this
include the Airbnb
Buddy if you had to go undercover into an ISIS terror unit and you went in they're like what is your name and you're like
Al Jar Jar B
Sacred name Al Jar Jar
New Orleans and the attackers home in Houston correct correct and then of course Bourbon Street where he carried out the attack in and around
there there were other explosive devices found in that neighborhood fucking
horrible it's fucking absolutely disgusting that is it is well that's your
favorite it's your favorite.
It's my favorite but also here's the-
For years you've said like if you could live anywhere in the world it's the French quarters.
It would be New Orleans and the French quarters.
And it will happen one day I think.
I'm gonna make it work.
But here's the thing.
All the hipst people know you don't spend time on Bourbon Street.
Oh so that's their fault.
It's the Times Square of New Orleans.
It sucks.
You want to get off Bourbon Street as soon as as soon as possible that place we went to with the jazz
Yeah, you want to go to the turn into a battery or whatever the mayor?
I don't know any the Maroney or marinae garden district garden districts the best
Camellia grill get some like get a chilly omelet old the old southern lawyer
The old mafia days and JFK's me and Devon walked around with top hats on and fellow
Constrictors around our necks I've never been either
But I've been smitten by like all the footage that I've been seeing because of this it's amazing
It looks very charming and nice, and that's why this that's why this guy did this to show people how great
He's trying to bring the New Orleans on the map
Tourism board paid him off. Okay. Here's a little more info on Jar Jar Binks
Everyone's drawn bar picked up the rented f-150 in Houston, Texas holding hurricanes He shows on his Facebook and he posts on several videos. That sideways lady slashes the camera.
He goes to an online platform, proclaiming his support for ISIS.
He did not act alone, his accomplice Mace Windu is still out there.
Which are timestamps.
Brother, what even is ISIS anymore?
It still exists. It's smaller. Do they just exist as a government to then pit to just say this guy was a member of Isis
After an attack is the scary one al Qaeda still exists. Okay, just a global
It's like the the what's the big fucking Italian mafia like overlord from Sicily. That's like al Qaeda
Al Qaeda operates in every continent basically, but Isis is more like
localized localized Syria and underground punk scene
They seem to cooperate though with the government like the US government in a bunch of areas now
so a lot of them are
Let's hear you're not talking about the Taliban
Taliban too, but they're all sort of like a lot like all of these groups now sort of are no longer like
Considered by well, I think that was probably all propaganda originally when I was like oh these guys are just pure evil and I guess now it's just me
realizing like a lot of them are just like local governments doesn't ISIS
accept applications from like whites like Americans yeah the ISIS has like
you have to be a Muslim but al Qaeda doesn't let whites join. Oh they do? Oh they do?
Oh wow, they're all pretty open.
Yeah, you just gotta be a Muslim.
Yeah, they're pretty progressive.
They have DEI, kinda?
They have DEI.
What if there's like a guy named Shabar
being like, this fucking white DEI hire, this is bullshit.
You send them back to Texas,
fucking place being ruined by Connors.
Beginning at 1.29 a.m. and the last at 3.02 a.m.
In the first video, Jabbar explains he originally planned to harm his family and friends, but
was concerned the news headlines would not focus on the quote,
She's faking it.
War between the believers.
She's really sassy too.
Did you guys hear that?
So basically he was gonna kill his family, but he goes, nah, I'd look like a bad guy
if I did that.
I'm not a jerk.
I'm not a fucking, I don't want people to think,
I don't want people to think Islam's crazy.
I'm not gonna kill my family yet.
I mean, you know?
Jesus, what am I, nuts?
He goes, I'm not nuts.
Additionally, he stated he had joined ISIS.
She's sending to get a chill pill.
Before this summer, he also provided a will and testimony.
Oh, okay.
So.
Do they honor a will of your terrorists,
like your family, and your shit?
They should tear it up in front of your family,
who had nothing to do with it,
or devastated more than anyone could imagine.
They should rub it in.
So apparently this is also, this is another weird thing
which makes it more like bullshit.
Video shows inside the Texas home
of New Orleans attacker Shamsa Din-Jabbar.
A Quran on a bookshelf is open to a passage
about martyrdom verse 9-11 basically.
That's crazy.
Is that why they did 9-11?
I thought they did it because it was really funny to
Like it sounded like our emergency hotline. I think it was just coincidence
So this was the verse 9
1 1 1
But also why does this lady have access to the home and it's not like the FBI is looking at it
What is going on? Everything is absolute fucking bullshit. Inside the New Orleans terrorist home, you can see that it's been clearly destroyed, the door at least, from the FBI raid yesterday.
But if we walk through the whole-
He was a bit of a Tasmanian devil.
He was up to.
Yeah, it was kind of nice actually.
You have this work area here.
Lots of different.
It's really funny to decorate
when you are a terrorist inside.
He's like, I should get the candle.
He goes, it smells.
He had a little sense of interior design.
He goes, oh, my back hurts mapping out this terrorist attack.
I need a standing desk.
That does look like a Jason Bourne desk.
Like here you could see his bath bombs that he got.
Just bath and body work coupons all over the fucking apartment.
He's a live left love son.
Why are they allowed in there?
No idea.
His coloring buck of over
here here's his auto blow if you know it's a decimal really good in here
that's the pulp aree the documents here the search warrant and the property that
they recorded here which seems to be a lot of chemicals.
Again, just left in disarray.
Why did this basic bitch get access? Yeah, why? Did you just go for a jog and she like showed up?
She's like, I was ax throwing at a local micro-router
and the FBI let me into a terrorist's apartment.
Religious materials
An open Quran
There as well as even the Bible here damn
He's got a little stand that's what your buddy had when he had his green light book in his apartment the big stand for it
Huh?
Remember never mind. Fuck you guys. I really did didn't know
Huh? Nevermind, fuck you guys.
I really did know.
The only book he owned was Greenlight.
Oh yeah, the McConaughey book.
He read one book his entire life and it was Greenlight.
My math is a little bad.
Sorry buddy, I totally forgot about that.
Now by the way, what is in this book that makes them think they should kill others?
Gay shit.
I have no clue. Is there a whole page that says just kill others and you'll be great?
We'll be cool being you.
How do they get that out of it?
Islam's like a fake religion.
It's a merchant religion that was invented like 900 years after Jesus and it was basically
made so that merchants in the Arab Peninsula would stop just killing each other
And it was it's a lot more violent Muhammad is a lot more violent than
But you know where the big rock is the big square
That used to be a valley full of like all these different idols that people worshipped
And then Muhammad just like went down there and killed everybody there and the whole thing about Islam is if you cannot kill another Muslim
So like it became very popular in that region, which is very like unless they're a woman, right? Let's throw a woman. Well, you know how to kill another Muslim so like it became very popular in that region which is very like unless they're a woman
Right, let's throw a woman. You wait. You know, I let it kill another Muslim. Is everything. Yeah, it's like ape shall not kill ape
Well, like it's like, you know say you're like occasionally you get a scar yeah, what is it? What's the bad one?
I think no no no, Koba
Yeah, what is it? What's the bad one? I think no no no Koba Koba
But yeah, if you're like a merchant selling spices in the Arab Peninsula 900 ad like it's kind of cool to have your gang with you So just got bad bigger. Okay?
Left of me here and if we go back the hell is that a dartboard?
spinning a wheel is like
Because which should neighborhood should I run this to?
Ooh.
He keeps letting me kill my family every day.
He's like, I can't.
No, that one.
Spin again tomorrow.
You can see he left all these belongings, contact lenses,
personal belongings, bathroom.
This seems to be some sort of workspace,
again, with other chemicals here
I'm not kidding man Joey's apartment looks more like a terrorist lair than this guy's place does
Well, I bought a lot of bombs for that sketch. That's true. You had fake mom stuff around for a while
But I mean that skill you had of like peanut shells is like that's so much more alarming
She go he was doing something with peanuts fucking psycho this guy
This lady was walking through, she go, he was doing something with peanuts.
Fucking psycho this guy is for sure.
Absolute maniac, there's a bunch of peanuts in a skillet.
Don't know if he was cooking them,
it looks like he was just using the skillet to discard.
I don't know, but he left them in.
He left it there for everybody to see.
But this is the kind of shit we're dealing with
on the streets of New Orleans, okay?
Psychos like this run free in our city.
Three pounds of chili in the fridge.
That's all.
What that was for. Sinister stuff. You can see clothes left here.
Oh you assume that's a bedroom you dumb cunt. I hate you bitch I'll kill you. Sign that someone
was here up until those last few.
You know what's so funny about this is just either because look at this.
This is imagine that there was a day where he he went to bed bath and beyond.
I know you have the day there.
There was a day where this violent.
He's looks for parking at Ikea.
Isn't that so funny to think about?
Muslim convert. He needed a shoe rack.
He was wandering around Target.
Yeah. And he goes, where is you do you know where Hempher is?
He's in Ikea, he goes, should we have some meatball?
Yeah, okay.
Excuse me, where are, where is linen basket?
Lingonberries.
He's in Ikea, he's like what?
What the hell's a lingonberry?
This guy's assembled more than a bomb, I'll tell you that.
He's in Ikea.
The bomb, easy light work compared to. He's from Nigeria. The bomb.
Easy light work compared to this.
Compared to this fucking mess!
They put a bed frame together, this is the-
This fucking Swedes!
I was here up until those last few moments when neighbors said he left just before the
New Year's holiday, saying he was done with his lease.
It was up and he was on his way to New Orleans where he would live there.
Didn't take any furniture because he said his new home would be furnished.
That's all we know so far.
They have him.
His new home would be heaven.
Because that's where we know he is.
He's up there.
He was fully furnished if you know what I mean.
Hey, according- 72 virgins if you know what I mean. Hey, according to-
72 virgins, if you know what I mean.
According to-
Like, okay, take a headache, bud.
Take a truck and get it out of our yard.
An insta-terrorist who can't get laid with a 72 virgins.
He's no games.
He's no games, just like that.
All the 9-11 guys are just like fucking with two chicks.
Look at this fucking queer.
They take his virgin.
It's like a zombie line's always mocking me, dude.
He suicide bombs heaven.
So this is CyberFag. He was the Las Vegas, the Las Vegas terror.
Do you have the video?
What if CyberFag caught on?
Do you have the video, Devin?
Yeah, let's go.
No he blew his brains out in a cyber truck
and then detonated the cyber truck in front of Trump Hotel in Las Vegas.
Yeah and it really was weird.
It was really weird.
Really fucking weird.
What are you weird thing to do?
There we go.
Is he a lip?
Um.
That's awesome dude.
I don't know, no one even knows if this was politically,
I mean I think he just had the Cybertruck
and then he like wanted to kill himself
so he's like what's the cool, we're the two top guys.
I'm gonna go to the Trump town, blow the Cybertruck up,
blow my head off.
He is Manifesto.
I don't know if he was like a big lib or anything.
Is Manifesto's release today.
No I saw pictures of him, he's like a big lib his manifestos released today, and I saw pictures of him
He's like a fucking Oakley wearing like fucking Chris Kyle Chris. Yeah, like have a suit up. Yeah exactly
You'll love this job
Yeah
With fireworks
Oh my god
I heard that boom too, but I didn't know it was actually outside.
I bet they're at the Cosmo.
In the hallway.
The camera turns around and it's just, it's just they have like bags of machine guns.
They're trying to cut the window open.
It's 40 tears.
It's happening at the same time.
Oh my god, I hope this doesn't take attention away from us.
It's like, why do we even bother?
Bomb stung. The camera turns at the Costco guys. I hope this doesn't take attention away from us Like why do we even bother?
I'm sorry the camera turns at the Costco guys
Yeah, no one else was injured nobody even got injured
I guess like a couple people were injured, but no one was it was it was it was it didn't
He just killed himself. It's a sick explosion
And then it's just been turned into as like a cyber truck ad for fucking Elon dick suckers
I mean look the cars building a strong like a tank
Oh, they sure that it would have like killed a lot of people if you weren't in a cyber truck. Yeah
I don't think it would have exploded that way if it wasn't a Cybertruck. Cause the second those batteries get ruptured, doesn't the whole thing blow up?
I don't know.
Also, I ate, I had a fantastic pear dessert there one time.
Trump Tower looks great.
I ate there, I had a great meal.
Trump Tower looks really cool.
It's the best place, you know why?
You go inside and no slobbering.
Why?
You don't want any gambling at Trump Tower.
It's just a hotel.
People live there.
It's very quiet.
It's the only place in Vegas you go to, you just have a nice dinner, it's really quiet.
They have really quiet music. Wow, it's like civilized. It's very quiet Vegas. I don't only play some Vegas you go to you just have a nice dinner It's really quiet. They have really quiet music. It's like civilized. It's very civilized
It's very it's off the little bit off the strip hang out get a nice pear dessert
Pear dessert is ice cream and like red pears and brown brownie
I think don't go imagine stepping out you're like wow that was a delicious pear dessert, and then you get blown up by a
Sound like a rolling rolling garbage dumpster.
Yeah.
Still retarded.
When I saw that pop up.
Ugh.
It's these two fucking swingers.
That's Randy Quaid getting it.
It's Randy Quaid like, god, they're after us, hon.
The Sarwhackers have made their way to Vegas.
The Starwhackers.
He said Starwhackers.
The damn Starwhackers.
Sorry, Starwhackers, you missed.
Still alive, still alive, Starwhackers.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on.
He's got the colored lights on. He's got the colored lights on. He's got the colored lights on. He's got the colored lights on. He's got the colored lights on.
Oh my god.
Opps in his potato cards, peels off.
Blackness on the sign.
Like a fire maybe?
Sounds like Willie Donne.
How retarded are they?
Is it a fire? It sounds like black smoke. Is that a fire maybe? Sounds like Willie Donne. How retarded are they? Is it a fire? It sounds like Willie Donne.
Black smoke.
Is that a fire?
Is it a fire, what is that?
It'd be really sick to see that,
like be close to that.
That did look sick.
That'd be awesome.
Oh yeah.
For the rest of your life you tell people,
you know I wasn't far away from the cyberfag.
I looked him in the eyes, right,
as he blew his head off with a desert eagle.
He blew his head off
On it like in Counter-Strike that seems hard to do the recoil on that I know
Time blowing up the car did he have like a timer like like 10 probably and then he did it like two seconds before I have no I just think Someone is a green beret can make a much better bomb than that
Then a bunch of mortars and a Tesla Cybertruck. They know how to make like it like plastic explosives
They get taught a lot of shit. He's been trying to kill himself. I don't know
I think he I think he was like I'm gonna go maybe actually yeah
Yeah, yeah
No, actually like like I maybe another person dies, but it's not that likely
Any like he could look he was looking around nobody's around you want to kill other people wouldn't you have like just driven into?
the lobby of
Yes, I think he was trying to kill himself, and he was just like hey
This is a cool area so we go to Vegas get all did he rent a cyber truck he rented it
He was texting his girlfriend like this thing
Fucking hey, whoa. He was a total loser
He's a huge loser
It was being used by the government to commit some sort of weird distraction attack.
What if it's so much more simple than that?
Like he just was playing with his desert eagle
and picked a bunch of fireworks for his girlfriend.
She's gonna love these things.
I love both of these things.
My girlfriend's gonna love them like a dead mace.
Just fully retarded.
It wouldn't have been better.
He's just a hand buff.
Just really excited about his new gun and his fireworks.
The Mr. Bean suit.
Sergeant Bean.
Sergeant Bean.
But it looks like something is continuing to burn.
They're after us, honey.
Yeah, the smoke is getting blacker.
It's the damn Starwackers.
I'm gonna come, honey.
Remember the guy starred a fucking revolution?
The guy that lit himself on fire? Nobody cares.
That's so funny.
Remember CNN did like a play-by-play of it?
They did like color commentary.
They were like, yep, he's on fire.
That, yeah, uh-huh.
And he's falling to his knees.
This is gonna hurt.
And then that's a group of people being evacuated. Can we see the explosion one more time?
Of course.
Damn!
It's pretty sick.
Pretty great explosion.
It looks awesome.
But yeah, now let's get into the meat of it, okay?
Because CyberFag is a lot more on him so
His last name sounds like I like burgers, right? Yeah
Loves burgers the wife's livist burger the wife of accused Trump hotel truck bomber Matthew Lival's burger broke up with him last week
According to law enforcement sources. So how does that? How do you feel now women?
to law enforcement sources so how does that how do you feel now women huh so who attacks by women that women maybe don't ever give your husband a problem
and never leave him no matter any of the circumstances who knows what they'll do
to others libel horrors levels burger was married at least twice according to
new information a friend of levels burgers ex-wife from his other marriage
is also speaking out says he was a
Conservative while his ex-wife was a Bernie supporter
According to the New York Post levels burgers wife broke up with him around Christmas after she accused him of cheating
Bullshit he didn't do that. They had a baby daughter together
The couple allegedly had an argument before levels burger left Colorado
Scams for Las Vegas where he reportedly rented
a cyber truck from Turo.
So once again, this is just another
midlife crisis gone wrong.
This guy gets broken up with on Christmas.
He goes, fuck it, I'm going to Vegas.
I'm gonna rent the cyber truck and some fireworks.
And I'm gonna-
Turo has great deals.
He has just the coincidence.
I'm gonna play with a desert eagle, yeah.
Man, these guys can't, fuck it,
they can't handle their fun.
These guys don't know how to handle.
Too much fun is what happened.
Too much fun!
This is a too much fun situation.
Seems they OD'd on fun.
You know New Year's Eve, everybody likes to have fun,
but guys, you put a limit on it.
Too much!
Yeah, come on.
We all wanna do that kind of stuff.
I mean, Abdullah was partying at 3 a.m.
A friend of Littlesburg's ex-wife from his marriage that in 2017.
Oh, wait, what?
What was he broken up with on this Christmas?
Who was he texting?
So then he ex-wife from his marriage that ended in 2017.
I guess he was married twice.
Wilson said that she and Sarah were staunch
Bernie Sanders supporters during the 2016 election
and Matthew Littlesberger, whom she described
as a conservative thinker, supported Donald Trump,
the Gazette reported.
Okay.
He's kind of a cute little baby.
So why would he go?
He is, he looks like.
He's got little baby hair,
and he's got like a little cute chin.
He looks like you could be friends with him.
Yeah.
He looks like he'd definitely be friends with us.
If he was a Trump supporter, why would he blow up the tower? I just wanna be friends with him. Yeah, he looks like he definitely be friends with us He was a come on. He was a Trump supporter. Why would he blow up the the tower?
I just want to watch UFC with him. No, can you imagine UFC with this guy?
But fucking rule come on drinking beer with him would be so so this is the neighbor talking about him
You know, he sold the Mustang
Not too long ago to one of his friends
Not too long ago to one of his friends
Sold a Mustang to a friend probably at a lower price than you know it would from another person He's a great guy
He was asked like a detonator
Desert Eagle
Just like a detonator
Hey, hey to bother you can I borrow your desert eagle
The biggest handgun hang on earth. It's like this. Blow your head off with an RPG.
Is it confirmed?
Do you know what the desert Eagle, by the way?
What is it?
Yeah, they found it.
That's the only thing that survived.
Your bugs bugs buddy.
You're pulling.
It's like that fucking gun the Joker had.
Ugh.
And they just had a dog.
A kid.
Do you know how recently?
God I hate this lady.
She's awful like I have to act.
Like shocked.
Do you know how long they've lived here in Colorado?
Look at this awful neighborhood she's in.
Everyone from neighborhoods like this I just go like,
are you guys just, you guys just exist to be in line in front of me?
Do any of you have any opinion?
Like, you just live in the same home as the home next to you?
It's literally like the Weeds theme song.
Like, and the box is on the hill time.
Looks like that Eisenberg horror film where you get strapped to where every house is forever
Goddamn it
Let me just say I'm pretty close to driving a cyber truck to talk to myself
It's I can't take it anymore.
He lasts longer than I could.
Well that sucked.
You suck ass as a neighbor.
Worst neighbor I've ever seen.
So just in, the alleged Cybertruck bomber reaches out to ex-girlfriends excited about
re- ex-girlfri- ex-girlfriends?
Excited about renting a Cybertruck per the Gazette.
I rented a Tesla Cybertruck.
It's the shit.
I feel like Batman or Halo. He texted one of his ex girlfriends on Sunday.
You can't decide who he feels like.
I don't know. It's like Batman, Halo.
Every second it changes.
He also sent her photos and music videos of the truck.
And when she asked how fast it is,
Lillisberger responded ungodly.
Ungodly. She described Lillisberger's texters Texas playful almost like a kid with a new toy.
It is weird.
How does he kill himself?
I don't know.
Look at his, look at these lovely pictures of the cyber vag.
He's a Chad dude.
No, he's going to fuck her tits dude.
He fucked her tits that night.
He's just, he's just texting all of his like exes like, you know, on like whatsapp.
So much learning and fun?
I'm building drones in my new position. You would you would love it. I don't know I work or something
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
So that was his manifesto got released today and the top of the manifesto basically said all the drones in New Jersey
Are Chinese anti-gravity like technology and we have them too and it's just a show of force and they're trying to cover it up in the
last part of the manifesto was he was involved in an operation Afghanistan where he like please keep cited targets for the
cyberfags manifesto
Manifesto job. Yeah, he said he like was in charge of an odd was tar citing targets in Afghanistan that eventually killed like hundreds civilians
And there's a massive cover-up and whoa. Yeah. Yeah, so this is this is a little more they're trying to make it seem like he was a psycho
Please keep in mind. This is when instead he was
He was incredibly saying and kick me while he was like Batman or hey
They've got this wild spin where they're trying to make him look like a nut
Very extensive investigation. So there's a lot of content for us to review and examine.
We're just showing examples and samples as we get them.
Is that footage of him backing in to a spot?
But in this video you can see the distinctive jacket that he is wearing in that vehicle.
The other thing that's important is the sheriff mentioned yesterday that Tesla sent to us engineers
to come to Las Vegas to help us extract data from the vehicle.
Thanks to their support, we were able to extract an STMI chip from the Tesla vehicle and Tesla
was able to confirm to us using the data from the vehicle that the vehicle was not in full
self-driving mode at any time during this incident.
Very convenient. Finally, the last category just to touch on is motive which I know
is very eager to understand. So in his thing it manifests though that I don't know if
any people caught on to it but he talks about the Mustang he sold and he brings
it up and it seems kind of random but any car to the neighbor yes believe so
any car that was made I think prior to it was a 2006, but any car- To the neighbor? Yeah, I believe so. Any car that was made, I think, prior to,
it was a 2006 Mustang, and any car made
prior to 2000, after 2006, has OnStar capabilities
and can be driven from an outside source.
Oh, he mentioned that as manifestos,
so then people were saying this is-
He just said, by the way, at a 2006 Mustang,
like before that, I think he knew that people
reading that would understand that
anything made after 2006 can be controlled
by an outside source of cash in
be able to explain what happened
all reiterate what the sheriff said is we still have a large volume of data to
go through a lot of content to go through
as you know with any one of our devices there's thousands if not millions
of videos and photos and documents and web history and all of those things that
need to be
analyzed but with that just as a preview for as all of those things that need to be analyzed.
But with that, just as a preview for as we get information, we're trying to be as transparent as possible.
There were a couple pieces of content we thought were important to share for now.
We're halfway through Halo 2 on Legendary Co-op. We're trying to see what he was meaning by that.
After that, we're watching the Nolan Batmans and then we're going right into the Matt Reeves one.
We're stuck on Saba Highway.
It's really difficult.
You know, and that's what happens when you get a cyber truck.
Word on the street is he was feeling ungodly.
Halo.
In particular, as you can see here, this is an excerpt from that letter.
He says, fellow service members, veterans and all Americans, time to to wake up we are being led by weak and fecals leadership who
only said to lift themselves he goes on to explain a variety of others the guys
spell it wrong guys the guy the guys are tired he said fecals grievances and
issues some political some personal a variety of other things which we will do
our best to release very quickly here. But then there... We are the United States of America the best country people to ever exist.
Hmm, man.
Maybe not country people.
The second letter where there's some more excerpts, this one seems to be dated after the fact in that notes application.
And in there you can read a couple of the excerpts.
We are the United States of America the best country people to ever exist.
But right now we are terminally ill and headed towards collapse
this was not a terrorist attack of the wake-up call americans only pay attention
to spectacles and violence what better way to get my point across in the style
with fireworks and explosives
why did i personally do it now i need to cleanse my mind of the brothers i've
lost and relieve myself of the value is a lot of time
i'd like to just also expand on that and understand that these are just excerpts
in there he does offer additional information that is bearing on this
bearing on the spectrum in terms of political grievances and also issues
about the conflicts elsewhere not here
all domestic issues title issues of writing of things including personal
challenges as well
okay provides a little more insight that he was baby feeling feeling some PTSD and feeling really sad about it
He had a feeling of blue
He was feeling a little blue
He got broken up with he was thinking about his dead his dead homies apparently found out his baby wasn't his too but
Oh, come on. Yeah, and also wait, where'd you hear that? We talked about it like an hour ago, dude
It is baby wasn't his they the the Sean Ryan just did a whole interview today and like basically the DEA called him was
Like yeah, we do between us the baby wasn't his and then like an hour after they called him to Time magazine came out
Of things and the baby wasn't his also like, you know buying into the manifesto, you know, ignoring all of the conspiracy theories.
He makes it pretty clear.
I wasn't trying to hurt anybody.
Wanted to kill myself, and I did it
in this big spectacular way to get my manifesto out there.
Right, right, right, right, right.
So, that makes sense.
That does make sense.
Good story.
If it's a cover, well done, CIA.
Yeah, no, this one maybe is not CIA.
But I wonder how long he had to find out he must have known about the the New Orleans one and then he was like he was
like fuck fuck Muslims I'm gonna get them I'm gonna get the last laugh he's like I'm gonna do an
American style. He's like this is America style baby. Wrong. I'm gonna do this Tarasak animal style. It's called a BACONATOR style dude.
We are intending to release those initial letters so people can understand the best
they can what the person's thought process was at one point in time.
However, please understand there is still a lot more content to go through and that
may change.
There may be a lot more information that we recover that explains either more or
Shows a change in mindset a different time. Okay, because we you know, we're at the station
We just got a lot of content to get through
We're just going through content. We love content
Reels, you know all the boys all the way back at the station watching reels on tip-top
Yeah, cyberfag All the boys back at the station watching Reels on TikTok. Yeah man. Yeah.
Cyberfag.
Well, that's the story of the cyberfag.
Hey, hey, cyberfag, I wrote you a song.
Hey, hey, cyberfag.
What's Blake Lilley doing?
Oh, you don't know about the, okay, so there's, what's even worse, what's even, the craziest thing going on right now in America
is that this movie, it ends with us,
and the controversy behind it,
we might have a new Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial on our hands.
No, is it Blake Lively and what's his face?
Blake Lively.
And Justin Baldoni.
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni.
I was thinking Mary Drew.
And Ryan Reynolds is involved, and I like to call, you know what?
After more I'm reading into it,
it's looking like more like,
she should be called Blake Lively.
And Ryan Fakold.
I've heard, I've heard.
Going after King Baldoni.
I heard they're the biggest consul.
I hear they're huge, huge cocksuckers.
And so they.
She went to Burbank High,
and that can say all you really need to know about them Really?
There you go
Can you explain, can you give us like a little breakdown real quick before we get into this? Just what?
Of what the story is?
Just like yeah, the basics
So I guess when the story first broke it was this guy's like passion project
He wanted to make this movie about like domestic abuse
Yeah, he wanted to make a, and it's based on a book by Colleen Hoover
Oh, I saw the trailer
It's a piece of, it's a hunk of shit, it's really entertaining, it's so fun to watch, it sucks so bad, it's based on a book by Colleen Hoover. Oh, I saw the trailer. It's a piece. It's a hunk of shit
It's really entertaining. It's so fun to watch. It sucks so bad. It's really fun
So yeah recommend this is like he fought for years and years and years to get this movie produced
He finally does it Blake Lively does not like the direction of it whatsoever
She kind of like hijacks the movie from him. Yes, and apparently Ryan Reynolds is on set and they're like changing the the screenplay
They're they're they're involved
They're not letting him be involved in the editing of it and and then they're like the whole press tour afterwards like
They're like laughing when like, you know interviewers asked about like Justin Baldo need his involvement
The thing and how it was to act with him and be like we'd rather not talk about it
So it just made it seem like they bullied this guy out of his production and that was the main story
And then there was a lot of bad press coming out against them yeah so apparently so Baldoni hired Johnny
Depp's PR theme to go out so then they counter they like
counterclaimed yeah and now the press was good for Ryan Reynolds and Blake
Lively like the last couple weeks but at the beginning for the first like couple
months of this whole story was like everyone's like Blake Lively and Ryan
Reynolds are huge fucking cunts.
They suck ass.
I saw a lot of that.
And then it turned and now Baldoni looked real bad.
And then it was Baldoni.
How did they make him look bad?
They were saying that, yeah.
He sexually harassed Blake Lively on set,
and there's no evidence coming out of that.
So then Baldoni comes back, boom,
counterattack, counter lawsuit,
like $250 million lawsuit.
He's got like tech.
Against like the New York Times.
Against the New York Times.
Oh yeah, and he's got like,
he's like, he's releasing text messages and shit.
He's doing the whole fucking thing.
Yeah, so the whole live-lite team
was like releasing like cropped text messages,
and he was like, oh you wanna share that?
I'll share the whole fucking thing.
And was like, this is what actually happened.
This is the actual message.
Oh, I love it.
So it's really good, it's really good stuff.
And I highly recommend watching this piece of shit movie
It sucks ass. It's about a lady named Lily bloom that runs a flower shop, and it's very interesting that Baldoni
I'm on his side, but it is very funny that he directed a movie and he cast himself as a rapist in the movie
He's really can't stop. He can't stop her partner in the movies. He's here. He's Blake love
He's part of the movie, and he just can't stop raping. Yeah her it's like doing raping
But just like she just keeps there's all these accidents throughout the film raping his own life in the movie beats
Her soul rape hits her a bunch. She throws her down a flight of stairs
Josh's active him burning his hand in a pot
So and and it's really interesting
because he isn't talented really,
but I like his spunk, I like that he's fighting back
against the Hollywood machine.
But like in the movie, the guy has the charisma
of like a fucking, of like a power line disguised
as like a pine tree.
He is a, he is nothing but just a, he is an empty vessel. He's just a hot guy who sucks ass
What's the name of the movie in it ends with us? I've seen that on Netflix. Yeah, it's on Netflix, right?
It's a fun time. It stinks. So
Put up on the screen often early 2019 saying Justin Baldoni through his literary agent contacted Colleen Hoover who is the author of the book it ends with us
Damn, okay, Lisbeth
Saying he envisioned a film that would shed light on the struggles of DV survivors
Amplifying their voices and inspire social change on May 8th 2019
It's like a Mike Tyson deep fake
Secured the rights to the books over the next five years of development
He faked. Which is Wafer secured the rights to the books.
Over the next five years of development,
Baldoni and Wafer maintained a strong
and collaborative relationship with the book's author.
Number 49 is where it says Wafer partnered with Sony
to co-finance and distribute the film.
And they put a clause in the contract that said,
1% of the film's proceeds would be donated
to survivors of DV.
That 1% was gonna to go to the organization
no more, which Baldoni had wanted to partner as early as September 2022.
On or about December 31st of 2022, Blake Lively agreed to take on the lead role of Lily Bloom,
and it says that part of negotiations, she was granted an executive producer credit,
a title often associated with talent of her stature and says that the studio did not request that lively contribute to the film in any capacity beyond her performance and this credit fast forward five months later they allege on may 15th 2023 that Blake lively took over wardrobe during pre production lively began to assert control over aspects of the film beyond her role as an actor and outside we skipped to the end of this hunk of shit I'm kind of interested honestly it's just too long lining the
productions call like designer I'm losing it no with a long-standing
your 80s flaring I know that's why sorry she's got a horrible word she's just
breaking down the timeline of events.
Yeah.
Just give us a little time.
Just give me too much info.
Don't you worry, we'll work our magic.
It's gonna be good.
You found the proposal video, right?
No.
The Baldoni...
Send it over.
Air drop that baby.
Filming, Lively would send hundreds of images...
Because this might be our new Dep V herd.
Once they go to court, because Bald need wants the fucking trial to be in California
So there's fucking cameras this one's going to court. They're gonna settle. Oh, no, cuz they know they fucked no no never
underestimate the ego of Blake Lively and Ryan fake olds
I don't know. I don't really get what the play on words is it's Reynolds to fake old
They should be Ryan cuckolds cuz it sucks ass. That's why I keep saying
Lively and Ryan cuckold like deadly and Ryan cuckolds
Yeah, and by the way when I say lively I want everyone to know it's LIE in capital letters. Oh, I'm sorry
She's a damn liar
I'm sending this over to you right
now okay this is maybe the most damning evidence evidence against Baldonian I
don't hear bad stuff against Baldonian. I'm team Baldonian.
What the hell where'd the damn thing go? Tick tock? I think it's farther to the left. I am very sick.
Just play the Reese's video. Very sick silly Reynolds personally by the way me too man
Sucks ass there. We go stinks fuck is fuck is quippy fake sardonic horseshit
During all hours of the evening pointing them in the direction of the appearance she wanted for her character
Blake Lively insisted that her character had money and could afford
$5,000 shoes which made Justin Baldoni rethink the entire script
that he had been working on for well over two years.
Yeah, because it makes no sense.
She comes from a ton of wealth in the movie,
but she's supposed to play somebody
that's trying to get on her feet in Boston
and start her own flower shop.
I mean, to break it down, it's hilarious
they're all fighting over the worst piece of shit
I've ever seen.
That's very cute to me.
It's like a custody battle over a dead kid.
And it's a bunch of people fighting over a pet hamster.
Maybe that's a little more polite.
Yeah, I should've said a pet hamster.
Dead kid is way funnier.
For more than a year and approved by both studios, That's a little more polite. I should have said a pet after. Dead kid is way funnier. Ha ha ha.
Fuck you! Bitch!
Sorry.
Lively, right? No, no, the lady. But are you hearing how crazy lively he's being? wardrobe items fuck you in the contract
Yeah, but are you hearing how crazy lively? I can't I'm like tuning it like I got
Stupid listing for
I don't know why I
Want to keep playing I don't mind her at all. I like like she's very you know, it's a sink. She's very scrupulous
Therefore were not included in the budget line 55
It says in an effort to maintain harmony at the start of their working relationship and to avoid further delays caused by wardrobe conflicts
Baldoni in the studio reluctantly allowed lively full control over her, this concession quickly proved regrettable. If you remember Grace Lively's claim said that Justin Baldoni had seen images of her in paparazzi
shoots and then ran to her trailer and cried for hours. Well he's saying the opposite, saying that
when paparazzi captured and published photos of Lively in character wearing her self-selected
wardrobe, the images were described as unflattering and sparked backlash from the film's distributor,
which is Sony.
Aldony received direct criticism from Sony
who voiced concerns about the impact.
Aldony says he approached Lively in her trailer
to discuss necessary wardrobe adjustments.
The conversation while professional took considerable time
and was later grossly misinterpreted.
It's really funny that like they were arguing in real life
and then he like, he was probably like looking forward to the set. And then he goes to a scenery. He can like beat the shit out of her. He's really funny that they were arguing in real life and then he was probably looking forward to this.
And then he goes to a scene where he gets the finger.
He's like, oh, you wanna act like this?
You better carry that energy to the scene where I rape you.
He goes, I think this call for rewrites,
I'm gonna add raping you 47 more times.
Two strips.
Unsimulated.
He's watching your, oop, did I get ya?
That was supposed to be a fake, I was supposed to pull that.
Oops, did I get ya?
Ooh, and then Baldoni pulls out his brass knuckles
He's gonna cut your head off with a fucking machete
I thought those were the rubber brass knuckles. Are you bleeding?
I thought those were the rubber ass knuckles
About him crying in lively's dressing room this account later published by the Times is false Now he does admit to tearing up but he says that it was during a conversation
Directors are such faggots. Well, you have you seen him, you know about Donnie looks like did him. I don't know
Oh, he's just he sucks a lot of of ass. Like, he just looks pretty gay.
Here.
I hate guys who make Italians look bad, you know?
Worst thing.
Yeah.
That's him.
That's Baldoni.
Oh, he's gay.
I mean.
Yeah, he's gay.
He's not gay.
He's had work done.
He's not gay.
Justin Baldoni is calling out Ryan Reynolds.
You can't look like that.
After Gleeve loudly accused Justin,
her director and co-star on It Ends With Us,
of sexual harassment on set,
he filed a $250 million lawsuit against the New York Times
for reporting on the quote, false allegations.
In his December 31st legal filing,
Justin also leveled accusations at-
Of course he went to go see a movie called
The Boys in the Boat. Fucking quiiiit.
Lively's husband, Ryan Reynolds, will be a great...
They say Baldoni, we say Marconi!
Hehehehehehe.
...while defending the Gossip Girl actress.
According to the lawsuit obtained by E! News, it reads, quote,
Lively's husband, Ryan Reynolds, had aggressively berated Baldoni
during a meeting at their penthouse in New York, accusing him of fat-shaming Lively's husband Ryan Reynolds had aggressively berated Baldoni during a meeting at their penthouse in New York
Accusing him of fat-shaming Lively
What a faggot it's like a bunch of faggots in a room
It's like a bunch of Chinese fighting fags
That's what the judge says, he goes, okay, order in the car, it's a bunch of faggots
We're throwing the whole thing out
No, I will not have this in my courtroom!
Oh my god!
Did you thatch, eh, my wife?
Uh, buddy, don't thatch my wife.
He's gay!
saying it was quote prompted by baldoni's reasonable inquiry into crucial information needed to ensure safety and avoid injury in a scene. I just want to make sure she wasn't a fat fucking bitch.
So the injury might hurt my eyes. So she was
looking at this whale might hurt my eyes. Puking is an injury and I don't want to puke so.
She apparently was like recovering from being pregnant.
Had some pregnant weight on her.
So he's saying he had back issues.
I actually just had a memory.
I know about this one part of it.
Yeah, he asked her, he goes like,
hey, how much do you weigh, Fatso?
Because I have to lift you in my back hurts.
I have to throw you down the stairs
for the next scene.
No, he was preparing for a scene
and he's like a little twink
so he wanted to be able to make sure.
Yeah.
But he wanted to act out like, oh,
he was like practicing on a dummy.
He wanted a dummy the same way to serve to be like,
okay, let me practice this.
We're not doing a million takes.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah.
He's like, also could you put a pussy in a mouth on me?
It's a real sex doll.
But that's a legitimate.
Yeah, it is, it's legitimate.
You have to, that's like a stunt.
This is Hollywood, man.
There's a lot of.
It's a stunt.
It's a fight.
It's a fight.
You need to know that.
You need to know the movie, man.
It's tough.
You don't want to look like an idiot on set
being like, okay, how do I do this?
Oh, I can't lift you.
That is way worse.
Yeah.
I can't lift you.
Everyone finds out live, I can't lift you. Then she worse. Yeah, I can't lift you everyone finds out live
I can't lift it then she's like, oh I'm fat in front of everybody
And then they had it there was a bunch of disputes over like the the wardrobe of what people are where
Editing of what people are wearing which once again goes to it's like it's like talking about the aquarium to have to for your dead hamster
Well, what do they put a hamster in?
A cage.
No, they could be in aquariums.
There could be land, aqua.
No, right.
I learn something new every day on this pod.
As an otter you should know.
Terrarium? That's for lizards.
No.
I think you could put anything in a terrarium technically.
Well, all right, fine.
You can't put a fish in there.
Terrain.
Dumbass.
Very good.
No, if the terrarium had a little pond.
It was a very big terrarium.
Put some water in the terrarium, now it's an aquarium.
Hamsters go in cages.
Okay.
End of the conversation.
I go, stop it.
Got you.
All right, whatever, let's see what this queer has to say.
It has multiple bulging disks. I wonder how he got you. All right, whatever, let's see what this queer has to say. Is and has multiple bulging discs.
I wonder how he got those.
Made him afraid to ensure
he could safely perform the lift.
Getting butt fucked.
By Luigi Mangione.
Yeah.
Without injury, however, Blake saw the alleged interaction
as Justin criticizing her weed.
Look at that fat whore.
After she gave birth to her.
Disgusting.
Man, I can't believe the place isn't caving in. Ryan's fourth child, son Owen.
It ends with us, it's what she says
when she walks into the fucking All You Can Eat buffet,
you know what I mean?
Can't believe they had a red carpet for Blackfish.
The star of Blackfish, everybody.
I didn't know Precious 2 was made.
I heard she was so fat Baldoni asked her if they could change the flower shop into a candy store.
Did I think of upset Lively?
Black Lively runs the candy shop in the movie.
She runs the M&M store on Times Square.
It just doesn't make sense. You need like a, maybe you make brownies all day.
I think of upset Lively her dorsal fin is flipped over.
I held against the director and actor
in New York December 31st.
My wife is not a whale.
Her lawsuit reads, quote,
a few weeks before filming began
and less than four months after Miss Lively
had given birth to her fourth child.
Why did you write her a food addiction?
Miss Lively was humiliated to learn
that Mr. Baldoni secretly called her fitness trainer
without her knowledge or permission
and implied that he wanted her to lose weight in two weeks.
According to Blake's filing, quote,
Mr. Belltony told the trainer that he had asked
because he was concerned about having to pick Ms. Lively
up in a scene for the movie, but there was no such scene.
Oh, there's no scene?
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, they took it out.
He's out of line. He's so out of line it's crazy
he's being a fucking psycho there's not proof of that yeah there must have been a scene
at some point here's the thing i'm gonna reveal myself i'm also team lively and reynolds and
i hate to say that because i hate them so i hate them a lot but the video i just sent
devin is some of the most damning like you watch this video you go this is the worst
guy of all time value play the fucking PR our team no no there's something he made years years prior to it's a
proposal video to his wife 30 minute like about this case you just watch this
you go this guy's an absolute sociopath this is about down here this is Justin
and Emily the proposal so we'll watch this and then we'll completely turn I
like to be competing with their PR team though if he's this big
Enough should we save this for the patreon? Oh, okay
Gonna give the everyone this all right. This is for the people this is for the people
I'm a man of the plebeians. I saw this the other day value shows me and I instantly was like oh guilty. Yeah
Absolutely good, so he made a student film for his wedding proposal okay
to watch the whole thing i think we should but yet you know what i think
display here in the police twenty six minutes where you just were used to
split will say
somebody
busy did he ask his wife a fat her finger was? That's really answer ring size
He goes how fat is your fucking fat finger you fatso
I'm the only person that's hot I hate women you're all fat
We talking hula hoop or what what are we getting over here huh?
He puts a hula hoop around her finger
Cause I just thought that was your size.
Can you fucking marry me?
I tell you ass every question.
He goes, the wedding tailor just called about the dress.
How fat is your dress size?
How fat is your dress size?
Everything is fat.
That's so funny.
How fat is your shoe size?
So I'll be there in 20 minutes. How fat is your shoe size? So I'll be there in 20 minutes.
How fat is your drive?
On April 13th, I proposed to my girlfriend, Emily, at Blue Jam Cafe, the restaurant.
Blue Jam Cafe is like a chain.
There's one right,
and there's one in Los Feud, now that water.
Is he pretending it's like a special place?
I get that for Postmates on a hangover all the time.
It's like a piece of shit.
It has to be their first date or some shit.
Oh shit.
It has to be.
Yeah, it was, it said their first date.
I proposed to the love of my life at our first date,
the Tommy's on ramparts.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wong's Watt. at our first date the Tommy's on rampart I told her to meet me at the restaurant for a surprise
I think it's the one on Melrose which is nice.
Yeah. It's the nice one on Melrose?
It's the nice one on Melrose.
Okay.
You guys, the surprise, it's an immersive body weight.
We'll find your exact body fat percentage.
It's a BMI chart.
We just have to dip you under water.
We pinch you a little bit.
We just pinch you a little bit on your thighs.
Right under your arm,
and we'll feel that, tell you your exact body fat percentage.
Okay, he goes, okay baby, is that fun? Are you in?
He's got the lipo suction needle.
Before she arrived, I placed hidden cameras around her to cancel the movie. I'm gonna switch to the blue jam.
I'll probably do that in five minutes actually.
I love you, bye.
Okay, light up the candles, she's coming now.
Oh my god.
This sucks ass.
I'm on on his team.
I'm still on his team though because he made the fucking movie that sucked ass and is this gay.
So why would he not make gay YouTube videos in his life?
So far I'm on his side.
I might have to skip ahead because there's a part that's so agreeable.
Skip to the gayest part.
It's 25 minutes.
Relax, I'll skim it.
Here she comes.
Oh she's a fucking whale.
It's so good, are you good?
Bad Dodie's in the kitchen going like,
guys, can you say that all the ovens are broken?
Can you guys go ahead and throw all the food away real quick salads only okay?
Now you gotta skip ahead. Yeah, so I have a diet coke and I see the salad person there you go start there
What's he doing here?
Hi, sweetheart. Wait what she's watching a video at the restaurant. Why didn't he do this in person? Because he's a psychopath
Why is he dressed like he's in psychopath. Why does he film a video?
Why is he dressed like he's in the bike riders
in front of a jukebox?
I'm stressed like he's in the cock riders.
He's like, how you doing, Toots?
I haven't been at the spa all day
getting reamed by Guatemalans.
Why would he invite her to the restaurant
if she just watches a video?
Well, no, because like,
because he's an egomaniac.
Why would he not just come out and talk to her?
Well there's gonna be something,
I guess he's gonna do a video
that shows memories and stuff.
That's what it is.
He goes, hi honey, I've locked all the doors
in this restaurant, you're not allowed to leave
unless you've lost 30 pounds.
Here's a treadmill and a rubber suit, babe.
Get to work.
I turn the heat up to 120, have fun.
Let's play a game.
Well, I am not at the restaurant with you.
I promise I'm not standing you up.
It's the opposite of that.
He sucks at even acting out to be a person.
I love you so freaking much. I'm walking out of my room. I love you. You're acting like you're a person. I love you so freaking much.
I'm walking out of my shit.
Literally.
I don't know how to do this.
Yeah, you're-
I only have like as many takes as I want to nail this.
You have a crazy, feminine intuition.
Fag.
So.
I'm trying to propose- Can somebody turn Turn this off for his our waiter and
You know my mind being the way it is I could think of a million different ways
I wish David to Pat they just kicked his front door down That would be amazing. Where's Danny? Blood so tampered.
Where's Baldoni?
Where's Baldoni?
He's singing.
He even speaks to
Pappy for his wife.
He goes, ah, the fat wench is here.
He's a fucking jukebox machine in his apartment.
He sucks, dude. He sucks. Fat wenches here These fucking jukebox machine
Every page is death cab for cutie
Romantic and I want it to be something that you never forget
So here I am
I love you, baby. Hurry up dip shit. I'm on my way to you, but I just want to do something for you.
I'm going to shit out my butt plug.
So.
And then I'm coming.
See you soon.
And the puke helps us come.
Welcome back to the Bob Show.
I'm your host, Bob Marrick.
I'm sitting here with Jeff.
And it cuts to him going on a radio show?
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
What's up?
And joining us now is a good friend of the show, Mr. Justin Valdoni. What's up, guys? What's this, like a gay radio station? Good morning, Justin. What the fuck? Broder, and joining us now is a good friend of the show,
Mr. Justin Valdoni.
What's up, guys?
Good morning, Justin, how are you?
I am, I'm wonderful.
It's a serious gay guy.
Now you have a good relationship, things good at home?
Is it okay?
It's the Whatever Podcast, but for the gay guys.
My girlfriend's actually working,
so I'm gonna take a minute and say something her.
Please, you know I'm just happy to have you here.
Hi, Emily.
I guess you can't answer back.
I'm so sorry. Happy to have you here. Hi Emily. I guess you can't answer back.
You are a good up.
You're right, you can't answer back because you're a huge bag.
It's not there right now.
You're recording a video for your proposal.
You're such a queer baldoony.
Let's keep, okay.
Little nervous. You're such a queer Maltoni. Let's keep okay.
Little nervous.
Sweetheart, we've been in a relationship for a year and a half now. What the fuck? A year and a half?
A year and a half, man.
The hell? This is psycho.
That's how they do it. That's how they do it these days.
Holy shit.
I guess I just wanted to ask you publicly
if you and Will marry. Wait. Just hang on. It went out again. I guess I just wanted to ask you publicly If you will marry me hold on a second, dude, wait, just something on
And it went out again. No, I know I swear it might not on. Are you hearing Jeff? Believe me?
I'm looking at the computer. It's the station
I'm gonna kill myself. She didn't hear that. It's like the Mel Gibson situation
The guy outside he said he's applying the bombs.
I hope they're out there.
It's just uncompession.
I just need a minute, I just have to restart the computer
and then I'll figure something.
But I gotta get a technician in here,
this is really bad.
I'm gonna touch something else.
You guys, thank you.
This is such like an obvious choice by Maldoni too.
He's like, let me find the gayest people
to make me look straighter.
Here we go, here's where it gets going so now he's in no dress like he's in the in-sync video he's in heaven I wish the DC sniper blue's brains out right now this is the guiltiest
man of all time yeah not guilty of queer, but I'm a massive loser
But I don't think he has corny loser, but he's I'm still on his I don't think he has the brain cells to be
Like a vindictive person. No, this is actually too stupid. He just outcatted he outs ass Blakely
She started fucking like getting really annoyed by it and then he goes you want to go to a sass war with me
Yeah, watch this and little do they know he's me. He made a 27 minutes video started fucking like getting really annoyed by it and then he goes, you wanna go to a Saswar with me? Yeah.
Watch this.
And little did they know he made a 27 minute
The sassiest video.
Yeah.
He made this a Bredi film of Sas.
Is this a Bredi film?
Is this a Bredi?
The Italian Zabruder film.
The Zabruder film.
It's covered in sauce, you can barely see the head explode.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No fucking Brasini, no.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. The Brasini? The brazini?
The brazino?
The baloni?
Look at him and all his faggot friends.
Look he's got blacks.
Hey honey, we just got done fucking each other.
This is so bad.
Oh he's got an an Asian in the mix.
Can this be true?
Ugh.
Tell me, can this be true?
I mean, this is obviously sarcastic, though.
But it's just not funny.
No, it's not.
No way.
This is his buddy's.
Whatever it is, no matter what the intention is,
no matter how ironic it is.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
What do I wish for? Why do I feel like I'm losing control? That actually might be, is that Nick Carter? No, no, they're how ironic it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
That actually might be is that nick harder? No, isn't he dead? Oh, it's an air car air car
Wait air card is dead. Yeah. Yeah
Good I just want to see Erifred off jogging away in the background after planting a little device.
Come on, we gotta skip. Jogging away in the background after planting a little device
Come on we gotta skip. Yeah, so I didn't watch it past this, but I just saw that That's enough. We've seen enough of this dude.
It just keeps going. When does he go into the fucking restaurant?
Oh my god, it never ends. Wait, is that the fucking- He's outside of crypto or Staples. No, wait, no, that's in West Hollywood
This of course it is.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine?
Hey baby, I'm in the abbey right now, thinking about you.
Hey baby, I'm at the Russian spa right now,
thinking about you.
You're in West Hollywood just trying to go
to like the crab pot.
There's a bunch of black people waiting to get like shrimp.
I know where this is.
There's families of black people.
The boiling crab there.
There's families waiting at the boiling crab of black people and they're looking
over they're going like what the fuck? We ain't never coming back to West
Hollywood. Is the walk of fame right across the street? No this isn't the walk of fame.
This is West Hollywood. Oh gotcha.
So he's lip-syncing to Bruno Mars? Is this him? This is a flash dance, my friend. I mean, how many... God.
You guys, skip, skip, skip, skip.
Wait, why are you getting into the restaurant?
Now.
So now he's driving.
Oh, and you're out of gas.
So he's a total narcissist. He made his proposal into a movie that he could star in.
So, good luck.
So then he gets...
Justin, the only thing that Emily needs...
...is someone that's not gay.
A straight boyfriend.
A Blue Jam Cafe.
Right now.
He's playing...
Social Network music.
It's a dental dam.
So then now it cuts to...
It cuts to...
It cuts to...
It's a prep prescription. You have to be safer. She'll get AIDS, Justin. So then now it cuts to- It cuts to- It cuts to-
You have to be safer.
She'll get AIDS, Justin.
You wanna give your own wife AIDS, Justin?
So now it's cutting to all of their meaningless moments in their year and a half relationship.
Yeah. Oh, she's a cunt.
Remember the morning she had cereal and we went on a boat once?
Yeah, she's so retarded she gets pulled by a faggot
Seconds after he hung up the phone after she told him he she's getting married. She was my daughter so retarded
My daughter's getting hooked in by a fucking faggot out in West Hollywood the name of the wedding is duped by a queer
Here's what the entreree is going to be.
You want steak or chicken?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
She's just getting skinnier throughout the bond.
Yes.
Yes.
Is she dying?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
He never.
She's the machinist by the end.
She's got sores on her face.
He goes, I finally love you enough to marry you.
He goes, baby, you're not taking your vitamins.
He goes, I just checked.
1% body fat.
Will you marry me?
Wait, wait, keep playing.
No, I didn't mean to.
What are they doing?
They're just being, they went on three dates.
That's what it is.
They've only done like three things together.
Remember when we had that big burger?
Yeah.
This is incredibly manipulative.
Oh yeah.
It's so weird.
At the end it'd be great if she said no, so I'm saying awesome
So I'm saying I think he's a bad guy. Yeah, I don't know if he's a bit. He's a corny loser
He's an idiot. He's he's uh, you gotta write sass war
He's a sassy guy. He's in a sass war. He's in a sass war. Yeah
How was he ever losing a sass war?
This man they showed up to a sass war and they didn't they didn't realize they this is the final fact
They bought it they brought a dildo to an ass
In a busy year.
I have to piss or I'll kill myself.
Because I have to kill the CEO of United House.
What if she was just on her phone the entire time?
She's like getting...
It's like Candy Crush.
So this is him outside the restaurant now?
Oh, this is parents or her parents?
We're so excited.
Oh god.
So his dad's like Joe Montano. So she's inside. You're so excited.
So his dad's like Joe Montaigne. So she's the side.
Okay, this is a very important thing.
We're just so excited you're not gay.
Here he goes Eric here comes
oh god
I have a whole bunch I want to say you I bet you do, feedback. But I, uh, maybe all that stuff, it was for me. I mean, he's acting right now.
It's fucking psychotic.
He's not being a human.
It's weird for me.
You don't care about that stuff.
Oh my god.
It's a sickie.
I mean, you know what?
Listen, I'm going to need, if Lively and Reynolds want to invite us over and we can get their side of the listen, I'm gonna need, if Lively and Reynolds wanna invite us over
and we can get their side of the story, I'm all into it.
They do it.
Because I think that they, maybe they are just like,
they're just cool enough to be sitting around the house
being like, he's a fucking psycho, loser, weirdo.
Maybe I'm on their side, actually, who knows?
You know, I think they've probably paid their dues enough in Hollywood
I mean how the 20 years Ryan Reynolds has been in both of them. Yeah, they're probably who the fuck is this guy?
Yeah, it's a battle of the sociopath
It's a B list movie that we're doing just to keep our health insurance and and this faggot's trying to just call it call me fat
I think like lively thought it would be a big deal. She definitely did because there's also a thing
I think in their relationship where he does not want her acting. Yeah
He's like very against her acting because he's like he's like you're the mother my children
What the fuck you doing? I'm fucking Deadpool. Say home. Take care of the kids. Yeah, he's a lot busier
So she does not really do much at all anymore
So her taking this role was like standing up for herself to her husband kind of being yeah
I'm making a movie and it's gonna be epic. This was her this was Carmela's spec house yeah yeah yep he must love this then and
be like look look what happens we try to act you don't like our lives everybody
hates us Brian Reynolds goes, you ruined our lives.
They're living on an island that they bought,
and you ruined our fucking lives.
He goes, remember when people used to like us?
That's what he says at breakfast every morning.
Yeah, people used to like us.
Remember that?
Anyways, he goes, oh, I just bought a soccer team.
Yeah.
Remember when people used to like us? Every morning he says that. They wake up, he has a long sigh, goes
Hey, remember when people used to like us?
He goes, checking Twitter used to be fun.
Anyways, uh
He goes, anyways chef, what do we have?
I guess, whatever
Oh, is this the most rare fish on the earth?
Great, cool
Give the shit, because of my bitch wife and her need to work
Because I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch I'm a bitch Oh, this is the most rare fish on the earth
Because oh this is about doany on my plate cool about this I
Don't want to come here because this is where it all started I wanted to come here. Where it all started. You and me. This crazy maniac drives his car
through the restaurant.
The Tesla bomber, the cyber
peg.
I feel ungodly right now.
All you hear in the distance is
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
I am Master Chief!
You're the woman that's changed my life.
In a year and a half.
I've never been happier.
Never been gayer.
Baby, you're the perfect beard.
Never been more angry.
Life's never been more beautiful.
I'm asking you tonight, be my beard, let me groom you.
Be my beard?
Will you be my beard?
He gets on his knee.
He's like, I know I just got back from Palm Springs.
Oh, the hitmen are showing up.
They saw him.
His hands are riddled with monkey pox.
It's just like ahhh!
I'm wearing these gloves to hide my family.
But his fucking overzealous parents are ruining the fucking moment.
He hasn't even proposed yet.
Would you get on your knees? We know it's not the first time.
Yeah very good I knew
from love that you get get it over with bag I know you didn't but I don't I
couldn't think of a single girl on the planet who'd enjoy this a really
psycho bitch psycho that wants she knows her life is set she's got money she's
with fucking baldoni yeah it what what's his career? No. He's in Jane the Virgin
He's a hunk to people I guess I'm sure he does
Billionaire family or so
He's the way you're making stuff like this even to USC film school. Yeah
You've made me a better man in every area you made me a better son
Somebody we also brother
glory hole and then between them puts the ring through the hole I know your
mom and sister are so important to you so I have them standing by on Skype when
I first saw you not oh I want to be here when I first saw you in that max
hardcore video when you're getting pissed on. I'm sorry.
It's a true Hollywood love story. Yes, all I wanted to do was watch that piss off you
and take you home.
A true Hollywood love story is a fag marrying a cowlis
in a Max Hardcore video.
I couldn't stand how Max was treating you.
You're in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
And his cowboy hat kept wobbling and wobbling with every crust.
I can see him mass treating you.
He's so unfair to you.
So unfair.
He wasn't respecting your boundaries.
That's so unfair.
Watching porn and saying that's so unfair.
I'm watching that.
Oh, that's so unfair.
I've never met anybody who inspires me more to be just a better human being.
Look at these queers in the back.
These queers, they're like old, old women.
Oh my gosh!
Look at the arcade he's in!
It's a bunch of old people.
Look at these queers.
I want to make you happy for the rest of my life.
And there's one more thing
Oh my god another fight Jesus Christ, dude, now what is this our parents dead?
The names test your dad. I just killed your parents. I just killed your dad.
Hell of a way to find out, but they're dead.
Hey baby, I just killed your dad.
In a winter battle.
I'm in Serbia, we had a knife fight.
Remember the end of the Revenant, baby?
It was kind of like that.
I cut off his fingers with an axe.
He went out like Clive Owen at the end of Board Identity.
I see my bird field.
A little shallow wind right here in Serbia.
We had a running shotgun duel in the cornfield in the winter.
Nightmare to dig a hole out in this frozen crown, but I did it babe
So me and your dad we just we just had like a the hunted style
plot line in our lives I finished him a
He's holding a gunshot with his chest. Hey, babe
Dad night you dad and I just got done reenacting the jackal
Hey, babe, I got a sucking shotgun wound in my stomach. Hey, babe
I came here to ask your dad for your hand in marriage, but he called me uppity faggot. So I
Chased him down the snow and blew his head off with a sawed-off shotgun
Anyway, you slash your dad said
Rewind a little bit rewind it
There he is.
You can't ask a dead guy.
Ladies grave like a bitch.
Cry like a bitch to be in there.
He should scratch me up a little bit, but yeah.
I'm the victor.
He slams the shovel in the ground and starts recording.
Hey babe, look, hey, do you object?
Yeah, I don't think he objects.
He's fucking dead.
Sounds like he got a new daddy.
It's Baltony.
It's Baltony.
It's Baltony.
It's Baltony.
I almost asked your dad if I could marry you.
He looks insane.
He didn't say much.
This is so manipulative.
It's her dad's grave.
Will you let me take care of you for the rest of your life?
Lightning strikes the restaurant and all the lights go out.
You're putting this woman in a position where she can't possibly say no.
It's the most fucked up thing ever.
It's a checkmate, yeah, it's just like a queer checkmate.
Emily, will you marry me?
There's a light in the box?
Just promise to stop sucking cocks on the weekend.
No more monkey block, please.
If you give me one more disease.
I'm gonna crack.
Yeah, no.
Give me one more STI after what we did.
No.
I'm gonna kill it at the very last moment.
No.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. All right, I think we got enough out of this. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Wait, hold on, you never know. There's always room for another evil joke.
There's always room for little Max Hardcore.
You think those outtakes?
It's thanks for taking away from Max.
Those bloopers.
Yeah, it's like a Rush Hour film.
Max will never hurt you again.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He was out takes his things for taking away from actors bloopers. Yeah, it's like your rush hour film
He's in jail
Unbelievable
There's credits he's using this as a 14 million of those 11 years ago
Credits he's using this as a 14 million. Oh those 11 years ago. It's a real for his though is he still with her? I have no clue look at 14 million views 14 million views what it's blown up because of this whole skin
It's his it's his fucking film reel he can show that to people for the next three years. Yeah, they've been together still
For 11 years Swedish actress Emily Foxler
Now known as Emily Baldoni he proposed her in a 27 minute video
He described it as his first movie
They're still married good for them
And that's what that's what she looks like. Oh
Pure pure for the max hardcore bait right there good for him
What a time
Time to be alive. I got a kind of piss a little bit. All right. Well, I think we how long we done. We're good
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