Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Eat Da Poo Poo

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Hanksgiving, Don Cheadle finds out his ancestors were owned by Native Americans, Terrence Howard thinks he is a genius, Pastor Martin Ssempa https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. I didn't go out until I was like,

okay, I'm over this. Yeah, you were inside of his ass. I didn't see you when you were sick, but you're kind of always sick. Yeah. Yeah, it's ever since I got the fucking vaccine. You're a sick man. I got the first two rounds, and I've been sick. Do you were sick, but you're kind of always sick. Yeah. You know? Yeah, it's ever since I got the fucking vaccine. You're a sick man. I got the first two rounds, and I've been sick.

Do you all want to touch me? Is this what's going on right now? Yeah, I'm going to fuck you, dude. Yeah. This is crazy. I'm going to grind on you the whole time. I'm sick, dude. What, do you think you got sicker ever since you got the vaccine? Oh, God, yeah.

Did I tell you my vaccine story? No. So I went to... I got the vaccine from the fucking... Boring! Shut up! I had bruises all over my arms. Boo!

After getting the fucking injection. You had bruises. I had bruises all over my arms after getting the injection. Then I went back to the fucking military who gave me the vaccine. It was like 28 days later. I go back there with my ex-girlfriend, and she's like, What's up with all these bruises on his arms? And the fucking army captain's like,

He's fine. He's like, he's fine. He he's good he's passed around in a truck stop he's fine yeah well that's what he's that's basically what he said he said those are trauma bruises not internal bleeding bruises i was like how do you know faggot is that what you said to a marine yeah i said to a marine yeah you are one of those guys as time goes on you're gonna like start being like marine adjacent you kind of already are where you have a lot of marine friends yeah exactly you're you're almost like stolen valor of a stolen valor person yeah yeah you're like stealing valor of a stolen valor just like hanging out with your hero is a retarded guy that pretends to be in the marines exactly yeah that guy's so fucking sick he's like a furry yeah that is you're like in a meta stolen valor yeah it's like exception

they're just great fellas yeah yeah you were talking to i don't know a single army guy That is. You're like in a meta Stolen Valor. It's like Exception. They're just great fellas. Yeah. You were talking to... I don't know a single Army guy. I don't know anybody. I don't either. I don't give a shit. The closest I get is like

when John tells me. Oh, yeah. You're a fan. I like that. I like getting a lot. Yeah. They come in and they give you Black Rifle coffee and shit.

Oh, dude. Yeah, it's so nice. They supply your bar with Black Rifle coffee. It's crazy. I like a Black Rifle coffee hookup, which is dude. Yeah, it's so nice. They supply your bar with Black Rifle Coffee. It's crazy. I have a Black Rifle Coffee hookup, which is hilarious. Yeah. I've never had it.

It's really good. It's really fucking good. I didn't think it was that good. It's great. It's great coffee. That's the new grift. For drip coffee, it's great. Former Marines.

Yeah, they always call it soap and shit. Come up with a coffee that's made out of cremated Iraqi children. It tasted like shit to me Yeah We were at John's bar last week And And it was One of the most

Most fun times I've ever had At John's bar One of the most fun times I've ever had Ever It was really such a good time But it's once again Just so fascinating

Watching John And how he works And how he speaks to people Yeah Because this old guy This like old Mexican man Walks in But it's, once again, just so fascinating watching John and how he works and how he speaks to people. Yeah. Because this old guy, this, like, old Mexican man walks in, and he sits next to us, and he goes, he goes, can I have a shot of Jack Daniels and a beer? And John goes, all right, but, like, just so you know, like, the Jack Daniels, you know, it's, like, $4 more than our well.

Like, so do you want our well? Happy hour. Yeah, happy hour. It's like, it's happy hour right now. Do you want our well? And the guy's like. You also offered the well, and he didn't ask for it. Well wanted and then you told him how bad the well you kind of immediately were like oh you're poor mexican but people don't care you're poor mexican guy you want happy hour price you know it's hard you know

the hardest part of that is is when black people come in and ask for hennessy and like hennessy's $15 a shot yeah and i gotta be like hey hennessy's $15 a shot and like Niners time they're like fuck that shit they're like give me the well and pour some maple syrup in that shit

exactly every time I do that I feel racist you know yeah like you can't afford it black people put Hennessy on like their pancakes

yeah you're doing pretty woman to black guys yeah so John you're like I think you meant Colt 45

the teen cobra you serve all the black people drinks in a paper bag. He's like, can I have a Manhattan? He's like, yeah, King Cobra coming right up. It's a steel reserve on ice. Put it in a bucket. With a lemon zest on it. Yeah.

So, the guy goes, he goes, no, no, I want the Jack Daniels. And John's like, all right. And then the guy goes, he goes, no, no, I want the Jack Daniels. And John's like, all right. And then the guy goes, my friend died today. And John goes, okay. Literally exactly like that. My friend died today. Okay. John's like, all right, whatever, loser.

And then he starts saying something in Spanish and John goes, I don't speak Spanish. Well, you like, I don't speak Spanish. Well, you like, I don't like, lead up, like, warm me up to that. Like, be like, hey, I'm having a rough time. I don't want, like. That's like part of the job as a bartender. He's pouring his, like, sad ranchero heart out to you. Be like, I'm having a hard day. My buddy

died today. Don't just be like, my dad, my buddy died today. You can say it like that. He did. That's exactly what he said. Yeah, I'll be like, whatever, dude. He was trying to have, like, a moment, like, you know. Not with me he said. Yeah, I'll be like, whatever, dude. He was trying to have like a moment, like, you know, that was his talking equivalent of like those Mexican songs

where it's just like, ay, ay, ay, ay. Oh, like the Vincente Fernandez. We're just the guy wailing, oh, my bully died. It literally might as well

have been the guy being like, my friend died today. And John going, no free drinks. I don't care. We don't do that here, all right? I don't care. We don't do that here, alright? Pay up. No freebies, bitch.

I will have a lot of people try to share tragedies to get free drinks and shit. Oh, you think so? Yeah, I'll be like, fuck off. Yeah. That was a fun fucking... What else happened?

Old lady that came up, she had one of those giant vapes, those walkie-talkie vap up. She had one of those giant vapes, like those walkie-talkie vapes. She looked like Ms. Doubtfire, too. She was a classic old woman. I don't remember this at all. And she sat next to Connor and I, and she asked,

are we allowed to vape in here? She goes, is that a vape? And I go, yeah, it is. And she goes, are you allowed to vape in here? I was like, well, I don't think you're technically allowed to, but we're friends with John. The bouncer's cool.

Yeah. And she goes, okay, because I've been walking across the street every 10 minutes to hit my vape. And she had a coil vape, like one of those... vape like one of those yeah one of those ones yeah and she goes i'm blowing in tissues in the bathroom and i was like yeah i think you're cool just like you know ghosted or whatever and then she walks over to me and i'm talking to her and you walk you walk over to me and you goes you go what are you guys talking about and then she looks at you and she

goes we're talking about having sex fuck off oh she kicked ass. Yeah, she was cool. She was funny. Yeah. She was like thinner. Huh? They missed out on her. Oh, right. But like that aesthetic. Like old curly gray hair. Kooky lady. Little glasses. No. Well, have you guys seen that our generation is taking a lot of hits lately online

for some millennials. They had a Thanksgiving yesterday called Hanksgiving. What? Is this Tom Hanks? It's like a Tom Hanks themed Thanksgiving and they do it every year. It's obnoxious

because we're all millennials here. And it's bad. It's a bad time. I'm actually kind of tearing up talking about it right now. It's rough. So let's watch this. Scathing reviews online.

Scathing. Not to brag, but I got invited to Hank's Giving. It's a party my friend throws every year where everyone dresses up as Tom Hanks.

Everyone here is in an improv group. You knew that by the title. There's also pictures of Tom Hanks everywhere. This was the third annual one. Do you think anyone showed up as Tom Hanks

in Philadelphia? Mike, that'd be so funny. What if everyone had the exact same idea and it's just a bunch of, like, aged Tom Hanks? They got sores on them? That's great. Everyone's like, I have one really funny idea and that's everyone at the party.

This has to be in New York, right? No. No one has houses like this in New York. Really? No, it's like LA somewhere. Oh, fuck off. It could be anywhere.'s like LA somewhere. Yeah. Oh, fuck off. It could be anywhere. In New York.

Could not believe I was invited. Oh, great. It's kind of a pretty exclusive event and everyone goes really full out. Like 100% full out.

Costumes were purchased for this event that will probably never be worn again. I mean, it's so weird. Like, these people are

truly the definition of an NPC. Yeah, absolutely. These are the types of people that you feel like they are in when you play Grand Theft Auto and you walk into the hospital and you can just shoot up the hospital. They're just the same. They have the same... The guy you get hit in the head with a hammer.

They have the same souls. It's all the same people. Are they doing this because they're like, well, we're decolonizing Thanksgiving. It's not even funny. It's not. All this effort put into it, and no one's even actually doing a good impression.

This is all fashionable. They want to post on Instagram they went to Thanksgiving. That's all this boils down to. There's no soul in whatever they're doing. They're doing it so they can take photos. That is the true love of Tom Hanks. It's just one of those things where it's like

they're being kind of ironic. You're not really supposed to like Tom Hanks that much but he's the legend. It's also really annoying too because it's so unimaginative. It's Hanksgiving because it sounds like Thanksgiving. Somebody said Hanksgiving by accent one day and they're like, that's a good idea. It's Hank'sgiving because it sounds like Thanksgiving. Somebody said Hank'sgiving by accident one day and they're like, that's a good idea.

It's not a funny guy to dress up as. No, what's funny about Tom Hanks? He's not funny. He's like an A-list actor. This is really doing bad. It's really bad PR. I don't know, man. I think millennials kind of deserve it sometimes. I don't know.

It is really fucking... What do millennials do? We're millennials and we fucking rock the shit. Yeah, know, man. I think millennials kind of deserve it sometimes. Oh, yeah. I don't know. It is really fucking... What do millennials do? Like, we're millennials, and we fucking rock the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, pop culture millennial things are, like, Harry Potter houses and shit like that. I'm like, we got that coming to us. That's fine. Oh, true. Who are the Stranger Things retards?

Are they millennials? Those are... No, those are Gen Z. Gen Z. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are kids. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, one's a Zionist. Oh, yeah, the hairy... The gay one. The gay one....Snap, or what is it? Noah. Noah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, one's a Zionist. Oh, yeah, the hairy snap. Noah. Noah snap. Yeah. Like to snap his fucking neck, you know what I'm saying, dude? Yeah, that little fuck.

Who are these fucking people? They don't exist. I don't know. What are their costumes? This is what's scary. Is she Hitler? Like, what is that? When you walk

through neighborhoods, this is happening in these homes. You don't know the type of... Who's the yellow King Carcosa in the background?

No one understands the type of grisly events going on on any... It's a fucked up world out there, dude. Any given night in any home.

I mean, this is like the equivalent of Who Took Johnny to me. Yeah. Franklin Credit Union scandal. You drive through the middle of the country and you see a house in the middle is like the equivalent of like, who took Johnny to me? Yeah. Franklin credit union scandal. You drive through like the middle of the country and you see like a house in the middle of nowhere and you're like, I bet there's like kids like tied to a mattress in there

and instead it's Thanksgiving. You're like, I don't know what's worse. They go, it's so much worse, you have no idea. It's Thanksgiving. What does the word Thanksgiving mean to you? Also, none of them look like you can't tell what Tom Hanks character any of them are playing. Who is he?

He's nobody. He's Captain Phillips. Tom Hanks, you're invited whenever. Okay, we got Woody. We got Saving Private Ryan. And then there were winners for the best. Also, this TikTok voice. Is she Philadelphia?

No, she's big. And the best costumes. Yeah, it's big. Who's this bitch with the shorts? That's Wilson. That's Castaway. That's Castaway. Castaway. Who's this bitch with the shorts? That's Wilson. That's Castaway. That's Castaway. Who's this retard? Is this Elvis? That's Elvis, yeah.

Fuck you. Hot take, hot take. I loved it. That looks fucking awesome. By the way, boomers created this. I'm always reminded of that viral video where boomers are laughing at millennials for not being able to use a can opener.

You're laughing at your failures as a parent. Listen, I never needed my dad to show me how to use a fucking can opener. If you can't figure it out, I'm going to be honest with you. Have you seen those weird fancy can openers with the wheels on them? You know what I'm talking about?

No. They slice the can from the inside. Have you ever come across those? Like an automatic can opener? No, it looks... I'll show you later. Anyways, yeah, but that was the only time I... I think you're describing a can opener. There's another can. I keep coming across this

can opener. I got other places. It's not to me, Devin. I've seen it in my dreams. It's my sister's can opener. I'll go to her house. I watch her house all the time. It is a can opener. But'll go to her house. I watch her house all the time. Dude, it sounds like a can opener. But it's not. Oh, it does, though. Yeah, you just described a can opener.

I described a can opener, but hers is weird, and I've come across it several times in my life where there's a specific new type of can opener I don't know how to use, and I feel retarded every time. Yeah, we're potting pretty hard right now, dude. I might not be able to post this. We're potting hard.

I'm going to go blow my brains out. This is a Patreon. John, did he really go there right now? People on Patreon are like, dude, you might want to delete the last step. There was five hot minutes on can openers. Dude, big can openers are going to come for you guys. Let me get two more Modellos, dude. We'll get into the Jews.

That'll be great. No, no, no. Why? Because we did enough for a lifetime on the new Patreon. There's never enough. By the way, you were fucking crazy. I was fine. Devin was great.

I was the unhinged one. This is like the fly episode of Breaking Bad. There's a fly in here that's starting to drive me fucking insane. I'll fuck it. God damn it. You're good. Okay, Don Cheadle. You know, there's that slave show now.

No, that's not a slave show. There's a show where they... You're just talking about black people? They go, no, shut up. And they do their ancestry. Oh. And then the right-wingers love when it comes out where it'll be like Maya Angelou or something and she finds out her family was slave owners, but that they were whatever.

That means nothing. Yeah, yeah. But right-wingers love. They're like, look at that. A black guy found out his ancestors were bad, too. You think it's all our fault, do you? That's our dude. It's so dumb.

They say the N-word. You fucking. What was the joke? We were at AM PM. The guy at the bar that asked for, I'll take a Modelo N-word. You fuck. What was the joke? We were at AMPM. We were the guy at the bar that asked for, I'll take a Modelo N-word. Okay, so Don Cheadle found out that his ancestors, despite the Emancipation Proclamation being signed, they remained slaves because they were owned by Native Americans.

Wow, that fucking sucks ass. Wait, this is a new show? It's like a, it's something, yeah. Looks old as hell. Well, it's just bad quality, but I've seen a couple clips of it lately. God, imagine being Native American slaves. I've never heard anything. I'm starting to think the Native Americans, you know, listen, I, um... That they were no good.

Yeah, I mean, I saw, uh... Tears. Thanksgiving yesterday, I saw Killers of the Fire and went for the fifth time fifth time. That's crazy. Yesterday? To celebrate it. Are you serious? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I had a party hat on. When Leo's injecting her with insulin, I go, this is a glorification of this?

And it kicks ass. That was driving me fucking nuts online. People saying it's glorifying killing natives. It's like as if I'm watching that scene where he's poisoning her and I'm like, Let's fucking go, dude! Get in the ass! Woo! For three and a half hours,

I pass out from screaming. No, I didn't see yesterday. I'm kidding. But imagine being the guy. Imagine, you must get looked at a little weird if you're like a white guy that goes on Thanksgiving to see Killers of the Flower Moon, right? That would be a fun. Like that's your day.

That'd be like a fun tweet. Like make up a demographic. Like a chart of like, viewings of Killers of the Flower Moon spiked today. Yes, yeah, exactly. It's bigger than Their weekend box office It's just The most people in the world Have ever seen it

But I'm starting to think Native Americans Were They're guilty of a lot Of bad stuff too Oh yeah They did really bad shit They did really bad stuff

Oh man Hey I don't mean to get too deep But let's just say this Human beings are pretty corrupt Human beings in general Yeah Human beings Can't go to prison

Pretty evil things. But Native Americans are worse. Native Americans like They're savages. Because they like go like They make like

crazy noises. Absolutely. And they circle you. They circle you. I mean a fucking arrow's bad enough. You light it on fire. God you savage.

Get out of here. And you need my hair. You need my scalp. You know what I said to them? I fire god you sad get out of here and you need my hair you need my scalp you know what I said I said kick rocks get out of here that's what I say go make some masa

yeah go beat it go make an old timey tortilla that's what I say flatbread yeah what do they make flatbread yeah

fry bread fry bread yeah you know what they used to do every culture thinks they're so special with their bread and their meat. They would dip.

It's all from a cow, retard. It's all from corn, dipshit. You didn't invent shit. If you had, what do they call them, Navajo tacos? They'd fucking kick ass, dude. Yeah, they're fine. I just don't like when cultures get real into their food. I hate whenever a culture does a thing, too, where they're like,

you know you're Mexican if you use old sour cream Tupperware to store your food. It's like, you just mean poor. Like, anyone who's poor does that. Right. All the Tupperware in my fridge growing up was just, like, old butter containers. Every culture loves to do that shit. It's like, you know, every once in a while on, like, Twitter, like, a black guy will put, like, kidney beans in his Coca-Cola. He'll be like, you ain't black if you ain't doing this shit.

You're like, that's the ultimate troll. I really am not sure that's a cultural thing. What were you going to say, Jari? They used to take pine needles and dip them in tar, and then they would stick it in your skin and then light it on fire. I was like, the Cherokee used to do that shit to people. Yeah, they are crazy.

They're nuts, dude. They are crazy. No wonder we had to take everything from them. They would kidnap. Yeah, no. I mean, they're bad people. They couldn't be people. God, they are crazy. They're nuts, dude. They are crazy. No wonder we had to take everything from them. They would kidnap. Yeah, no. Like, I mean, they're bad people. They couldn't be trusted. No, not at all.

We came here. They allied with the British. So let's talk about a Thanksgiving one. We get there. I was in St. Augustine, Florida. It was the first Thanksgiving. The whites show up in boats. Yeah.

And the natives are like, I didn't even know wood. What is that? They thought we were gods. How does it float? Is that wood? Yeah. I've never heard of wood before. I've never heard of wood. And thought we were gods. How does it float? Is that wood? I've never heard of wood before. I've never heard of wood.

And we go, yeah, we'll teach you a few things. We go, we have yams. We have fried yams. They had yams. We have green beans. We have squash. We have a turkey.

We have mac and cheese and stuff. Mac and cheese. How does Spanish come with mac and cheese? We have marshmallows. We have creamy casserole. Creamy casserole and everything. And they just went like, they started killing us

and we were just like trying to have dinner with them. And you never want a bad dinner guest. We gave them creamy casserole and they went, this shit's fire. Yeah. This shit's so fire. And they were like,

you guys are kind of annoying and we took them out. Yeah, we took them out. Yeah. A shit's so fire. And they were like, you guys are kind of annoying. And we took them out. Yeah, we took them out. Yeah. A Native American guy was like, this shit slaps. And we were like, we're going to kill all of you. It's enough. Enough of you guys.

By the way, the blanket we gave you, it's got a bunch of diseases on it. Okay? Yeah. But yeah, it had to happen, you know? They all hated each other. That being said, the Natives needed to go. That being said, it's free Palestine. Yesestine yes exactly yeah you get it brother same thing you can't be on anybody's side i'm out for myself these days we gave them like oklahoma i'm done thinking about other culture i'm done

i'm done being like who's right and who's wrong here that's very that's a dope position is that a dope position i don't I don't even see color. Me neither. I don't. No, no. I can't. I don't see color. Yeah, but I got a feeling that whatever I am is the best one. The white one?

I don't see color. I see gender, though. Yeah, me too. I don't respect anyone not a man. Nice. Not even a joke in there. Just an honest opinion. Actually, I think women are smarter than men.

You do? That's bullshit. You're lying to yourself right now. You're so lying. You don't believe that for a second. I think one out of every million is smarter than a lot of men. Smart women were forged through fire Like they're like a diamond

That was created So when you find When you're like They're usually smarter Than most men You gotta cage them But you have to fight Through a lot of

You gotta put them in a cage Like this one's special You gotta figure them out Yeah Yeah And then when you find That smart woman You do wanna like

You wanna lock them up And study them Yeah study them Yeah like a room situation Yeah Exactly You can't wife them up. That guy in the room, he was just a scientist.

Exactly. He was doing studies. He was just doing studies. Room didn't seem that bad to me. No, she had a room. She had a fucking room. And he was doing all the chores. Yeah. Oh, sorry. And she got to be mother. The most important job in the world. Oh, yeah. Hey, listen.

I wouldn't be complaining about being held captive, okay? Because I'm not having to go to the fucking grocery store. You're doing all the shopping for me? Thanks. That's what I would say. Thank you, sir. If a guy locked me up in a room and took care of all my needs, I would thank him from the bottom of my heart.

Yeah. Just a guy leaving room being like, that ungrateful bitch. Yeah, I'd be like, what be like what does she have any idea how many people are homeless in this country you got four square meals she's screaming for her to be released and you go neck neck this lady never stops do you want a job or something jesus all she does is yep he comes home he goes hey i'm in a prison too ever heard of nine to five he comes home and he goes hey I'm in a prison too ever heard of 9 to 5 have you ever seen that Nigerian video

the guy he's like he's like on like a radio show and he says the drunkest man on earth is smarter than the smartest woman with a PhD that's crazy I love guys like that just hell yeah saying the most insane thing of all time that being said I'll say this

most most I'm not gonna say all just saying the most insane thing of all time. That being said, I'll say this. I'll say this. Most, most, I'm not going to say all, most women are the equivalent of your shittiest male friend. I would say less than. I'm going to be, I'm going to go farther. Let's be honest. They're the equivalent of that friend you have, like, you're like, where they're, you know, they're like, Craig's coming,

and you're like, oh. Beautiful, beautiful women are beautiful. I can't wait for you to act differently yeah okay great i guess craig craig will be here he loves you know fucking twilight and taylor women are beautiful angels and they deserve to be treated especially but the thing is is like their their moods depend on like the moon they're like fucking like witches well they are broken they're like broken they're inherently they're inherently like tides affect affect them. They're connected to nature. They have a 3D printer in their stomach. They're fucking crazy.

That's pretty beautiful. They're beautiful. They're amazing. They're amazing creatures, but they're just utterly flawed. He turns to the whale. Because God cursed them to be pregnant. Yeah.

Yeah. They do have 3D printers. Yeah, they can create a person. If you fuck them hard Yeah. They do have 3D printers. Yeah. They can create any, they can create a person. If you fuck them with like a gun. If you fuck them hard enough. Can you make, does it make a gun?

It makes, you make an AR, that'd be so sick. Nine months later. If I came inside a woman and eight months later an AR-15 came out of her pussy. No,

they're, they're magical creatures, but they, they shouldn't be in any sort of college or school. Jesus Christ. Okay, well, let's watch Don Cheadle. Shut the fuck up. Let's watch Don Cheadle.

I don't know. Don Cheadle, I don't think he's out there. I love Don Cheadle. ...his ancestors who lived through the aftermath of slavery. So we searched for clues about his father's side of the family. Ooh, Henderson cheated. The paper trail that we uncovered confounded our expectations. Unlike most African Americans who were freed by the end of the Civil War, your ancestors weren't.

They couldn't get it right. They just stuck to it. Well, somebody didn't get it right, but it wasn't your ancestors. It was the people who owned them. Take a look at this. Chickasaw Nation's Freedmen Roll. Chickasaw, baby! This document is an official enrollment card for the Chickasaw Freedmen,

the former slaves owned by the Chickasaw Nation. That'd be funny if Don Cheadle was like, these fucking Redskins. Literally, he has the right to say that. I'm going to be honest with you. There was the apprenticeship fucking system after the slavery. So slavery ended,

but it didn't really end in the United States. They continued to, the South continued to try to continue slavery, and it got to a point where the federal government... There were Black Friday deals. Well, they said it was an apprenticeship. No, okay, it was. You could go on Amazon and be like, there's still a few slaves out there.

They said it was like... You go to the Amazon. The federal government had to reinvade the South in like 1870 to end slavery again because you'd had like freed slaves their sons would get kidnapped by some like fucking uh cotton farmer and uh some a bunch of black people would be like where the fuck are my kids they're on some cotton farm 20 miles away and they try to continue slavery through the saying it's not a slavery it's the it's an apprenticeship like all these weird things i have no idea how it worked within tribal nations. Like, it really didn't end with a civil war, but this is crazy.

I would love the guy who's, like, hosting this, like, two Don Toodles, was like, so we did some digging, and it seemed like your ancestors, like, couldn't stop being enslaved. Almost like they were, like, almost like they were addicted to it. They liked it. Kind of starting to think that they love this shit. It looks as if your ancestors were too legit to quit.

Yeah. We did some digging. It almost seems like they couldn't get enough of this shit. Owned by the Chickasaw Nation. Owned by the Chickasaw Nation. Owned by the Chickasaw Nation. Dude, he's in such an uncomfortable position. Yeah, he's tough, bro. Here's your great-great-grandmother, Mary Kemp, her 11 children, including Bill Cheadle, your great-grandfather, William. And you can see William's father, Henderson, or hence Cheadle.

Huh. You are one of the few African Americans who was not enslaved by white people, enslaved by Native Americans. I don't know how I feel about that. He's just like, oh, fuck. So after seeing this, any slurs come to mind for you? Dude, it's kind of fucking, imagine being bossed around by a guy. That would suck ass.

With like a coyote head on his head. It's like being bossed around by theater kids. You're a slave to these wacky, sun-driven theater kids. Just say what you mean. Just savages. Yeah. They had slaves. Sorry, I think slave owners were savages.

You know those white people looking at that happening and they were like, this is the equivalent of a 13-year-old babysitting a 10-year-old. Yeah. They're like, this is chaos over here. What's even the point? Yeah.

Jesus. I'm sorry. Were black people on the Trail of Tears? Like, this is chaos over here. What's even the point? Yeah. What the fuck? Jesus. I'm sorry. Were black people on the Trail of Tears? Did they carry all the loads? White people walked by the Native Americans owning slaves and they go, looks like the inmates are running the asylum. Look at big chief slave owner over here.

Look at Big Chief Slave Owner over here. Oh. I feel like, oh, the two biggest blights on the way this country started. Don Cheadle's like, listen, I knew this, and that's why I did Crash, the greatest movie of all time about race. Okay, Crash is the only thing. Crash would be studied in colleges. Isn't it so funny when Crash came out? People literally acted like that was the first time.

The greatest movie of all time. They realized, like, racism existed in L.A. isn't it so funny when Crash came out people literally acted like that was the first time the greatest movie of all time they realized like the racism existed in LA yeah cause fucking retard Paul Haggis

like got like his car got stolen once he was like held up at gunpoint by a black guy and he was like oh my god I'm starting to think black people

hate white people and he like went home and wrote the gayest movie ever about race that movie sucks my fucking cock. Stop crash. That final scene with Michael Payne and his daughter running to his arms. The cop shoots him, but they're blanks.

It's a blank. No, the Muslim guy is defending his jeweler's store or whatever. Oh, God. And everyone in the movie's racist. No matter, every single character has something shitty to say about another race of people. You know what? That movie might age gracefully. We should re-watch Crash.

Maybe it's great now. Maybe that's the first watch. Yeah. Yeah. That might be one of the, That should be the first watch. That should be the first watch we do. Let's do Crash, actually.

Let's do Crash. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. It's perfect for the show. That's fantastic. I remember there was just like four white guys watching Crash. Don Cheadle's likele Every time the racers

Were like I agree We just keep agreeing We keep agreeing With the entire movie Yeah They do that I think there's a scene

Like every scene In that movie Has some Like really lame Forced race joke I think there's a scene Where like Don Cheadle's Like banging

Jennifer Esposito Who's like his Like partner The like detective She's Mexican And right after they fuck Like he's like Your people fuck Don Cheadle's banging Jennifer Esposito, who's his partner, the detective. She's Mexican. And right after they fuck, he's like, your people park their fucking cars on the lawn. You're just like, why would he have to say this?

Paul Haggis just had this idea. It's like, L.A., a melting pot full of the N-word. N-word soup. Full of Mexican jokes and bad Asians can't drive jokes. Every day a car crashes into another car and a Mexican woman gets out and goes, you fucking Chinese piece of shit. You can't even see right.

Your eyes are weird. And then the LAPD shows up and they shoot a black guy in the distance who had nothing to do with it oh dude yeah I think it would

win best picture at the Oscars I think this is the scene where like the locksmith is at like the Muslim guys like like store he's like

look at this they came in they trashed my place and he goes alright shut up raghead! Like, everybody is insane. Every one of the movies completely insane.

It kicks ass. It's like it was written by me. You know, slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans and the Trail of Tears and all those horrible stories of what has happened to the Native people here. And then our family was owned by people who had suffered. It's just, that's mind-blowing. And then this gets picked up by every Daily Wire journalist.

It's on Reddit. It's like, see? It's much more complicated. It's much more complicated. The grudge report. Look. Look at this one account This is insane

What do you think about slavery, John? Oh I can go deep John, slavery Yay or nay? Well, cause like You know that You know that whole thing

Hold on real quick I wanna set you up though You know that whole thing Where now it's becoming More of a thing Where people are like You know, Africans sold black people Africans Absolutely 100% So then is that supposed to be like Yeah, like whatever So they were actually now it's becoming more of a thing where people are like, you know, Africans sold African slavery.

So then is that supposed to be like, yeah, like whatever? So they were actually, let's be honest, slavery did help. There were very strong West African kingdoms. Unfortunately. Like, unfortunately. There were very strong West African kingdoms, and the problem was a lot of the slaves that were sold to

the Americas were prisoners of war. So you had like a lot of men that were sold to um the americas were prisoners of war so you had like a lot of men that were like military trained going to country going to places like haiti and the haitian revolution kicks ass but the thing is is slavery the the biggest misconception with slavery is that we did it because we were being good but what actually happened is the haitian revolution happened and you had like a ton of french white people just being slaughtered by fucking slaves are freeing themselves and what really happened in in in the south the United States is we had to end slavery because if that continued for another 10 years every slave in the south would have risen up and killed all of us there were like 400,000

slaves in the south they're all getting tired Harper's Ferry was fucking happening Thomas Jefferson said like listen if we don't free slaves now, we're killing our grandchildren. That's like, when you talk about, like, the North doing, freeing slaves in the South because they're just doing it. Thomas Jefferson said, if we free slaves now, who do I fuck? Well, you know what's sad

about Thomas Jefferson? You know what's sad about Thomas Jefferson is the slave he was fucking was actually the sister of his wife, and she looked a lot like his wife, and his wife died. It's kind his differences. The slave he was fucking was actually the sister of his wife and she looked a lot like his wife and his wife died. It's kind of tragic. So he was fucking a slave that looked like his dead wife?

His dead wife. Oh, so he was like a simp. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was like a simp. He loved his wife. It's kind of sad, but the thing is, it's like...

It's kind of sad. It's sad, but the thing is... It is sad, I'd say. That's okay. You can go out on a limb. It's sad, but Ben Franklin was raping the shit out of the slaves.

No, it's really sad that his wife died and he had to rape the slave. It's just tragic. I don't know if it was rape. Ben Franklin was raping? Ben Franklin was raping. Ben Franklin raped a lot. I think Thomas Jefferson was more consensual. No, no, you're right.

He had consensual sex with his indentured slave. No, you're right. But the thing is, the Haitian Revolution happened, and then slavery in the united states we were like we weren't going down there and freeing the slaves out of the graciousness what is the haitian revolution that's where they wanted to break it was the most badass shit that ever happened it was the actual last true race haitians wanted to break free so they could beat gay people up yeah exactly no what what happened was haitians the the the

they were fueled by homophobia, so they actually just opened up their cages. Dude, the French treated... They ran back to Haiti to beat a gay kid. It's like that mom shrink when their kid gets trapped under a car. They see a gay guy and they turn to the Hulk. That Haitian fight or flight kicked in. The way we treated slaves. Dude, the French treated slaves like,

they would like stuff gunpowder up their ass and like blow them up and shit. Like, I'm not kidding. The French? Yes, dude, they were insane. They were like, hey, I'm Johnny Knoxville. I'm Junotouchet, moque de Seville. The French would like,

they would do the most horrific thing to slaves. And then eventually the slaves on the island of Haiti, which at the time was one of the most powerful economic centers in the Americas. They had a bigger GDP than Brazil at the time. They were just pumping out sugar cane. And it was very odd because it was a race war between dark-skinned, light-skinned, and then whites. So there was colorism even with slaves? it was very odd because it was a race war between dark skinned, light skinned and then whites

so there was colorism even with slaves? yeah there was so you had the mulattoes fighting there was slaves that were like that Drake ass motherfucker that's exactly what happened so you had mulattoes fighting dark skinned slaves hey

back then they called them mulattoes it's not back then I know you wish it was. Who cares about that term? Isn't a mulatto like a type of... Is anyone getting offended by that term? It's like a cookie, isn't it? It's a pepper...

It's a Girl Scout cookie. I bought mulatto from Pepperidge Farms. I wore deodorant today and I still have deodorant. I smell like fucking shit. This is like... That's a defense mechanism against getting into a... Testing racist water. I fucking stink.

What I'm trying to say is when you say the Union freed the slaves out of the graciousness of their own heart, you're actually infantilizing the slaves that were living in the South who were basically on the cusp of starting one of the largest slave revolts since ancient Rome. If the Civil War didn't happen,

slaves would have risen up and killed every fucking slave owner in the South. Harbors Fair happened. You had all these slave revolts happening. They don't make enough movies about slave revolts. They should. We made the one recently, a few years ago. Was it with John Brown?

John Brown was... What was it called? It was on Showtime. I think it was called The Canary or some shit. It was named after the birth of or some shit no there's the one that was named after like Birth of a Nation

oh Free Jones Birth of a Nation no it was called Birth of a Nation oh I think you're thinking of the one with Matthew McConaughey

like Free State of Jones or something no no no Free State of Jones is good Matthew McConaughey they named it Birth of a Nation

to like take the name back because that was an old KKK movie right right so they named it Birth of a Nation it's about the slave uprising. Oh, I don't know.

No one saw it. No one cared. I saw it. I saw it. Did you see it? I was on the road and I had nothing to do that day and I just went to watch a slave movie

by myself like a psychopath. Can you tell... I think we've already maybe said it, but Connor went and saw Coco Alone one time. What? It's my favorite story ever i tell everybody this story because connor has a movie pass and he goes to every movie well i was i was in new york and i didn't live there yeah i was just visiting doing shows and like when you're

when you're like on the road there's nothing to do there's nothing to do during the day so you're like i'll go see movies and i went to go see coco a kid's movie by myself and there's no one in the theater but i picked like a smack dab in the middle like seats like a perfect seat yeah and there was maybe like 12 other people in the theater and this dad comes up with his two daughters he goes anyone sitting there and i go no and he goes no one's sitting there and i went no and he goes you watching Coco alone? And I went yeah and he goes

daughters let's go and they moved like four rows ahead of me. You're like his pedophile Travis Bickle. I looked like a psychopath. You're like exactly.

You're watching Coco with your hand over your eyes just like We kept saying that the other day. We're just making an edit of him watching Paw Patrol. Travis Bickle watching Paw Patrol.

Through his fingers? Yeah. She leaves him. Wait, what? She leaves him in the theater. She's like, you brought me to Paw Patrol? It's worse than a porno, sir. Yeah, dude.

Damn. I guess Native Americans owned slaves but also yes it was called the birth of the nation so if Native Americans they for sure did yeah

if Native Americans not slaves Nat Turner movie Nat Turner yeah Nat Turner yeah that's the thing like it was all

kind of accumulating to the point where they were like okay in order to preserve the union imagine 400,000 people rising

that's like a sizable amount of people it would have it would have ruined the nation if you had a slave revolt of that size yeah yeah well i guess now let's just sit our white ass down and we think about that why don't we shut up and listen yeah i'm listening i'm learning how about you stop like like doing research on it john you just shut up and you fucking listen. You sit down. You listen.

Why don't you do the work? Shut up and listen. Why don't you do the work? Why don't you do the work? Do the fucking work, John. I did the work. So if Native Americans owned slaves, that means they were, like, the rich natives.

Like, they were, like, probably Osage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would imagine, right? Yeah. I don't know if we can, like, Osage weren't rich until they discovered oil. Kills of the Flower Moon. It's funny because, like, these Native Americans native americans have like like german like nannies

and stuff these like white they have like white yeah housekeepers and stuff and it's kind of fluke but it's kind of funny we're talking about like predates osage and all that sure because they found oil in like the early 1900s yeah so i wonder like how they had the money to have slaves so you had like the cherokee where you had these giant Native American tribes. Taxidermy. Did they steal a white man's money or something? Yeah, I think so. Are you serious?

Is there a crime committed? The Native American wars, if you look at the Wikipedia, it's bigger than World War II. It's crazy. So if you have the Cherokee, a very fractured tribe, half of them supported the British, half of them supported the United States during the Revolutionary War.

Like kind of depending on how it went out, I guess some of them made out better, but like the bottom line was is we can't trust the Cherokee. We got to move them to fucking Oklahoma. Who are the worst natives? Comanche, right? Apache and the comanche because like

by the time we started advancing westward all the native americans that were living in like the southwest united states knew what the white men were doing so like you actually didn't get a lot of cases of like brutal violent rape of like white women and like like no i'm serious so like i know you're saying there wasn't enough white women raped? I actually heard this from a fucking historian. I've always kind of thought that. So if the Cherokee, early in the Revolutionary War, you actually had cases where Native American men wouldn't rape white women because they saw them as unclean.

Oh, good little to flip it on us. Yeah, exactly. By the time we got to the Southwest United States, they would like, by the time we got to the Southwest United States, they would like, by the time the Apache and the Comanche knew what was coming, they would like cut women's noses off and like fucking use them as sex slaves. The original rhinoplasty.

Yeah, it was crazy. Hell yeah, dude. When you really got like race violence towards whites was when like we started advancing towards the West. I mean, Native Americans probably got, They got... Some would say a real shit deal. The Comanche and the Apache were wiped out.

I don't think they got a fair chance. The Comanche and Apache were killed to the point where the last remnants... We were kind of rude to them. Who had it worse, Natives or black people? We genocide. Is that throwing him on the spot? No, no, no. I'll say throwing him on the spot. No, no,

no. I'll say right now, I'll say right now, the, the blacks were, uh, uh, works.

No, the blacks, the African, the blacks were a, a workforce. Native Americans were people to be genocided. Right. Or used in warfare.

So like that's, so we, we almost wiped out the Apache and Comanche. I think like there's very small amendment remnants of out the Apache and Comanche. I think, like, there's very small remnants of the Apache and the Comanche in Mexico. How many black people were just being killed, like, genocide-wise? But they weren't as much, really.

They were mostly like, no, we'll use them. Well, also, you gotta understand, by the time we got to America, like, the Native American population, it was so decimated by disease. Like, if you were a weak black guy, would you not even be in the slave trade and they would just kill you? You'd be buckbroken or something.

What? Have you not seen Buckbreaking? I thought you had some sort of facts to say. If you say a word like that. If you're a weak black guy, you just don't live. I know it, but Connor might not know it. Why don't you explain it to us?

You don't make the trip to the United States if you're a weak fucking black guy. If you're born here in your week, I guess you're just like, you know, uses labor. But the thing is, is like. I know, I'm saying like, yeah, I don't know. We aren't thinking of that. I saw 12 Years a Slave. There was for sure like a twinkie, like fat black guy in Africa who was like laughing at the jackdudes. Being like, who's a fucking pussy now?

It was like a six-month journey. Yeah, there had to be, right? He was like, yeah, wow. Great job with all those push-ups. Those are the guys who lived. If you're actually doing the transatlantic slave trade, if you're on a boat, I pray you're fucking tall and Jack

because it was like three, four months before you even got here. That's insane. It was crazy. They would literally park you off the coast of Nigeria for like a month. You'd be sitting on a ship covered in your own shit for like a month. And before you even started making the journey. Yeah, it's like Roots.

They show that in Roots. It was horrible. It was like one of the worst things that ever happened. You'd be in the size of a coffin. You'd be sitting in a fucking room. Yeah. It's crazy. I didn't like Roots or 12 Years a S and you'd be sitting in a fucking room. It's crazy. I didn't like Roots or 12 Years a Slave.

I thought it was woke, liberal bullshit. You know, here's the thing. Acknowledging slavery is fucking woke PC crap. I just don't like slavery. I don't know why. You don't like it? No, I hate them. I don't like slave movies I don't know why you don't like them no I hate them I don't even know

who they're for because every one of my black friends who watch them they're like they don't watch them they hate them they're like I don't want to fucking see that

and then every white guy has to like we always do this like mental gymnastics thing where we're like because you whenever you watch a movie you're like trying to see

who you'd be in the movie yes right and every black person who watches a movie they're like I'm a fucking slave no matter what and then white people

have to be like whoa who would I be? And it's like, I remember watching 12 Years a Slave and Benedict Cumberbatch is like nice to his slaves. Yeah.

That's his whole thing. Like, I'd be him. And I remember the whole time being like, I mean, that's the kind of slave owner I'd be personally. And I felt like a psychopath

for even doing that. Here's the type of slave owner I'd be, Connor. I'd go, everybody, breakfast is over. Get to the fucking fields. And then I go, everybody, breakfast is over. Get to the fucking fields. And then I go.

You did a shrugging emoji. I go, I know this sucks. I don't fucking run the country, but you think I'm not going to do this? You're like 12 lashings. I'm sorry. I go, there's a hole in the fucking roof. Fix it And yeah

Dinner's tonight No dinner tonight No dinner tonight I'm sorry I go I would go like this I would like to I would

I would I'd have I'd have like my My henchman Like reprimanding a slave That like didn't do Enough good work And I'd be like this

I'd be like I don't know Sorry I go I'm simply Caught up a slave that didn't do enough good work. And I'd be like this. I'd be like, I don't know, sorry. You have your overseer. I go, I'm simply caught up in a crazy period of time. That's what I'd say. I'm nothing more than a pawn

in a crazy historical period of time. Back then, like, Slave Punisher was like an actual career. Back in the day, Slave Punisher was like an actual I forget what they in the day, slave Punisher was like an action. I forget what they're called. They weren't over. There was literally like guys who are really good at whipping slaves into

shape. And that was like an actual career. John, John Maranthal, slave Punisher. But yeah, it was like the worst thing ever. Yeah.

I would go like this. I'd be like, I'd be like, you don't like ever. Yeah. I would go like this. I'd be like, you don't like it? Vote. I'd turn it into a, hey, your voice needs to be heard. And you're lazy every election day. And they're like, we're not legally allowed to vote.

Can we go vote? And you go, no, I'm sorry. And I go, well, I'll look into that for you guys. You know, it's sad. I'll try and get you guys to be able to vote next year Can we vote? But until then I crack the whip Isn't it crazy

Crack the whip is a term we just still use And it's definitely from that period of time That's why it was only crazy when I just said it right now Within this But people say like oh he really cracks the whip It's like a fucking slave term It probably predates that People are getting whipped forever.

Jesus is getting whipped. Oh, yeah. Cracker, though, I think, comes from cracking the whip. Cracker does? Yeah, when people get called a cracker. I love that term. Honky comes from? Honky, what is that?

The loser white guys in the hood That would honk For prostitutes Oh wow Honk honk honk honk And then the black people Would be like This honky motherfucker And they would go

Go fuck him It's funny how like The range of like Slurs are like It's Some of them are so like Harmless Yeah

Like honky so harmless But it's used all the time And then there's like Terms like zipper head Where I'm like. That's crazy. That's a tough one. Zipper head's insane because not only is it racist,

it's violent. It's so violent. It has to do with the tank track on their head looking like a zipper. It's for shooting a guy in the head. I think it's both. I think it's both. Zipper in the head. I think it's both. They unzip their fucking head. I think it's both. Zipper head may be the

most violent racial term. I think the tanks would go over them. I think more guys got shot in the head than run over by tanks. Dead guys, they would probably drive over too. You know, right? It was crazy. Yeah, of course. You know what's nuts is back in the day

you would have, during the revolution, you'd have all these Sons of Liberty going out and protesting in the streets. We need to be freed from the British. And then the next day, you'd have slaves going out doing the same thing. I've said this before. I can't believe. I got pho today.

I've been on a pho kick. I thought you said you got phuck today. I got pho. I got phuck today. And pho's great. It's wonderful. Pho's great. Pho's really like, it's really the only health care you have as a person.

You know, you go, I'm a little sick. I'm going to get pho. Yeah, herbs. My health care provider, pho 87. Hopefully the jalapenos and the sriracha will sweat this AIDS out of me. You know, so I went and got fun. I'm always kind of, I've said this before, but like, I still, if you really read into any history, you can't get over that. Like, how do they serve me?

How do Vietnamese people look me in the eye? How do Japanese people just go, oh, you want the negative? Like, how, what? I mean, I want to go like, wake up! I'm the enemy! I mean, not me. What do you mean? Well, just what?

There's footage from just not that long ago of the carpet bombing. They deserved it. The Vietnamese? Yeah. I think here's the thing. Just for Vietnamese people, at least, they should have a thing where if you go get pho, it may be only... That's crazy.

Hold on, hold on. It may be only... There should be a law. It maybe only happens, like, it may be only... Hold on, hold on. There should be a law. It maybe only happens twice a year, right? But at any given pho place you go to, your pho, you pick the noodles up, and then there's a revolver in it with one bullet. And if you are the unlucky

white guy that got pho, you have to play a game of Russian roulette. I think it should be when you sit down and they give you a revolver, and that determines whether you can eat or not. I like that. I like that. Silent click, you get a bowl of pho. Let's be honest, it's crazy.

The Japanese deserved everything they got. The Vietnamese... Oh, they did. They started it. The Japanese fucking... They deserved everything. We made them live in porta-potties in the desert for a little bit. Listen, we made...

We turned the country gay. That's not... Yeah, in German camps, we made them live in like a... That was justified. That's not... That was justified. That was after Pearl Harbor, wasn't it?

That was justified. So what happened was... What happened was there was a Japanese... But you're not talking about... Pearl Harbor was the reason we bombed Nagasaki and Hiroshima. No, no. The reason we bombed Nagasaki and Hiroshima is we didn't want the Soviets to invade Japan,

which is what would have happened. I didn't even mean the bombing was the worst thing. I meant like, because American- You meant just like day-to-day races. American Japanese people had to go through some stuff. Well, they spoke like us. What happened was a Japanese fighter pilot fucking crash landed on Kauai, and the local Japanese community hid him for like a week before they gave him up to American federal authorities.

So after that we were like they can't be trusted. Did we know Pearl Harbor was happening? We let it happen so we could have an excuse? No. It was like 9-11. Probably. Likely. It was. Very likely. Much like the Israeli attack. I'm being facetious. Like the Japanese absolutely did not deserve to be put in concentration camps. But like don't hide a fucking

fighter pilot for a week fuckos. They weren't really concentration camps though right yeah they hung out it was like fun it wasn't like fucking Dachau we sent them it wasn't like no it wasn't like the holocaust it was like astro camp like Japanese people

yeah against your will astro camp yeah they were like making they got to hang out at the horse track they were like listen we know you guys love dropping bombs so make a bomb Out of like a two liter Soda bottle By the way

And put some wings on it It's kind of fun Hydrogen powered By the way If you google Tahunga My hometown First thing that comes up

Is Japanese internment There's internment camps In those mountains If the government came to me It was like You don't have to worry About anything We're just going to

Put you in a place And you can't leave that place It's going to be for four years Hero dreams of internment Exactly I'd be stoked We only say that Because you live In an office building Exactly put you in a place. You can't leave that place. It's going to be for four years. Hero dreams of internment. Exactly. I'd be stoked. We only say that because you live in an office building. Exactly. But the thing is, it would be pretty sick.

It is crazy you're doing worse than a lot of immigrants. I'm doing better. But, uh... No, the Japanese are fucking insane. Stop it! They were not. How do you stop people that are willing to die? They were doing like fucking... The entire culture was like.

They're like Muslim Asians. Way more fucking disciplined than Muslims. Like they are okay with death and it's hard to stop. They're like the scariest culture of all time. An Islamic Asian? Oh my God. Imperial Japan was the scariest culture of all time. Oh my God.

So much cleaner. So much cleaner. Japanese are so much cleaner than Muslims. What are you talking about? No, I know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. So it's like you get like a perfect Muslim. Cleaner.

Clean. They were not eating with their hands. Incredibly disciplined. Boys, boys, boys. Real quick, real quick. What's your favorite race? I'd say like Atlanta black people. Play that video.

What? Yeah, yeah. You got a video for that. Play a video. Yeah, that was good. Let's get back to it. Let's get back to videos. Let's get back to videos. Come on. Fuck Don got a video for that. Play the video. That was good. Let's get back to it. Let's get back to videos. Let's get back to videos.

Come on. Fuck Don Cheadle. Let's get off slavery. No, no. Yeah, yeah. This is great. This is the best. This kicks ass.

This is the best commentary on a white crime I've seen in a while. So it's like two white guys fighting. Black guys just watching. Devin does this to me every day, by the way. He's like, no way I'm not getting out of the car, dude. I love them doing the white guy voice. No, dude. Oh, shit.

He said, no way you just slapped me in the face. That guy's a massive bitch. Come on, dude. Where the fuck. Beat his ass in. Beat his ass, bro. Hey, slap his ass back, bro. You go out there.

Imagine getting your ass kicked in like a black chicker. Like starts commenting. It's my worst nightmare. They need to be there. Beat his ass, bro. They're giving him good advice. Just laughing at you. Just Vince Scully.

Black Vince Scully. You suck tartar shit, dude. Tartar shit. You suck ass, bro. You gotta give him the hash dude. Tartar shit. You suck ass, bro. Hell no. He got to get in the hatchback. Look at him. Lay back.

Look at that nigga. I'm going to get in front of his hatchback. That was so fucking good. He's getting in the trunk, which is crazy. He's making him skid the trunk. Get in the trunk. Get your bitch ass in the trunk, nigga. Phenomenal.

He's going to slap you. That would be full of no beat. Could you imagine getting slapped so hard that you have to get into the trunk and black people saw it? I would kill myself. Dude, black people are the best at like, they'll do like fucking drive-by roasts. You know what I mean? Like they'll drive by and you'll be like,

oh shit, he's got the blamma and he just has his head out the window like, look at your punk ass. You fucking suck. They just make some jokes about you. They're 100% right.

Fucking, yeah. That's crazy. No, yeah, honestly, they could have been doing him a favor if he just stood up for himself. It is, but there's also like, white people need to stop

playing into a lot of these things. Like the hatchback thing is gay. Sure. Subarus are gay. If you own a Subaru, you're a homo. White people need to stop playing into a lot of these things. The hatchback thing is gay. Subarus are gay. If you own a Subaru, you're a homo. Unless you're going on road trips every fucking weekend, Subarus are weird. They're mountain climber cars.

You buy a new Subaru, you find a snowboarder in the trunk. They're fueled off of Trek mix and shit. They're just weird white guy cars. in the trunk. Sean White's in there. Yeah, they're fueled off of like Trek mix and shit. Nature Valley bars. They're just weird white guy cars.

They're like, Subarus are the official car of like a guy that like his dream is to climb Everest. You know? The Outback kicks ass though. They look good. They look good.

They look good. I thought you meant Austria. I'm like, I'm getting nostalgic. Just yearning for Austria. You know. You guys know Terrence Howard thinks he's like God yeah

I just found out Connor didn't know about Terrence Howard thinks he's legitimately like the smartest person to ever walk the face of he has a micro penis does he really

yeah he has a micro penis I mean he proudly displayed his micro penis in a film which kicks ass he does yeah

get Richard I trying covered in fucking hair little cock I mean, he proudly displayed his micro penis in a film, which kicks ass. He does? Yeah. Yeah, Get Rich or Die Trying. Covered in fucking hair, a little cock. The 50 Cent movie? It's like a pinky. The 50 Cent movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember this for some reason. He saves 50 Cent's life during a prison shower, and they're both naked fighting, and his dick's

like this big, and he demanded to do it real naked. They were like, you don't have to do it like real naked. They were like you don't have to do it but he's like the bravest man of all time. He goes I'm the smartest person alive and I will do this. That's why he's like really into math because he's trying to like rework definitions that already exist on earth to be like my dick's

actually huge. He's like what's one times one? They're like one. He goes so would you say this is one inches long or? Yeah. Exactly. Didn't you say this is one inches long, or? Yeah, exactly. Didn't he, like, pepper spray his wife or some shit? He got canceled at some point. That's why he hasn't been in anything in, like, five years. Yeah, he got canceled for just, for trying to.

It was right after Iron Man. Sounds smart in front of her. Yeah. Because you know how I figured it out? What's one times one? One times one is one. To multiply means to do what to make more right yes increase the number it's one one time terence how can one times one equaling one be part of the multiplication table

it doesn't satisfy the term multiply oh Oh, God. It doesn't multiply. Does it? What's an action times an action? You got some weed. No, no, I'm asking you. What are we doing here? Honestly, I'm asking you. Reason. What are we doing here?

Reason, reason, reason, reason. I want you to reason. I don't know. What's an action times an action? A reaction. Right? Have you ever seen an action times an action without a reaction? Have you? No. right have you ever seen an action times an actual not a reaction have you no because every

because equanimity is the currency of the universe there's always an action times there act a reaction having a reaction so how can one time what is it about people that their lives are they go they play pretend and they think because of that that they're higher beings than people. Yeah, something about actors. Something about the acting thing that makes you think you actually know shit. Yeah. Well, it's one times one is one one time.

One times two is one two times. When oftentimes being an actor means you don't know yourself. Well, yeah. So why would you know what's right if you don't even know yourself? You know what I mean? Like you don't even know yourself you know what I mean like you haven't even

identified who you are actors will never be able to be themselves it's ultimately a cop out for actors though if they get in trouble well not in trouble but like everyone's

making fun of them they're like actually I was I was deep in a character for a retard and uh the movie got cancelled so ignore that

but I was on a press run for like being a retard yeah yeah yeah press run for being a retard it was like a 10 year role yeah I was supposed to play a retard I was on a press run for being a retard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Press run for being a retard. It was like a 10-year role. Yeah. I was supposed to play a retard for about 10 years. This is an absolute retard, so.

How can A times B just be A? But it's not. And not B. What happened? It's A times A. These are late-night conversations, bro. These are. No, it's not. This is the beginning of our understanding.

These are kindergarten questions, bro. I love a guy giving him the carpet of like, this is like some late night, like deep shit. Yeah, it's not. That's like a guy, like you're high, and a guy's like, cat, cat should be spelled with a K. And you're like, bro, you're blowing my mind right now.

This shit, this is like a late night conversation. Take this. Yo, save that shit for at home. Yo, if bees are called bees, why aren't flies called Fs? It's fucked up when you think about it. What kind of calculator you got? What kind of phone you got? It's an iPhone. Okay, go to your calculator. Whatever the an iPhone. Okay, go to your calculator.

Whatever the new one. No, go to your calculator. Go to your calculator. All right. Look at him looking around like he's literally a king. You got an iPhone? What are we doing? I want both of y'all to do two separate things.

I want you to do the same thing to start with. Turn it to the side. Okay. All right, now I want you to both hit the number two. Did the whole calculator show up? Hit number what? Hit the number two. Did the whole calculator show up? Hit number what? Hit the number two. Number two.

Go to the square root. It is the second column from the left, third row. It'll have that squiggly thing. All right. 1.4. 1.41421356237. Squiggly thing. It's a square root.

Now, I want you two to do two separate things now. Two separate things. I want you to to do two separate things now. Two separate things. I want you to multiply it by two times two. Imagine being a Native American enslaving this guy. He goes, what's hustle divided by flow? It means you got that dog in you.

Oh, okay. I see it. I see it. Yeah, I got you. Alright. One point one. Who's this cracker? You didn't hit extra third. Yes, one point no who's this cracker Square root square root and hit X to the third 6190 the same value you got yeah, so he's literally the type of guy that thinks he's a genius because he memorized what like. Yeah, he's an idiot. What 8.2 times 10 point. He's like, now in another calculator, write 8, 0, 0, 8, 5.

Flip that over. Say it. What does it say? Boobs. That's right. That's fucking right. By multiplying it by two. Yeah. And he just cubed it. Divid it by two. And he just cubed it.

Divide it by two again. Both of y'all. Divide it by two. No, divide by two. That's too much. Now, cube it again. Hit X to the third. Yeah.

X to the third. You see that move? That's saying X cubed is equal to 2X, which is equal to X plus X. That's an unnatural equation what? that's a mathematical fallacy that's the beginning of your math

mathematical facts that's how I see math is gay yeah math is math is the gayest thing on earth math is gay as fuck and if you're in STEM you're gay

I do genuinely think they're making it up as they go it is it's made up it's bullshit it's so annoying though because those guys who are hosting this podcast they're like still like enam they go. It is. It's made up. It's bullshit. It's so annoying though because those guys

who are hosting this podcast, they're like still like enamored that of celebrities there. Yeah. So they're not just flat out being like, dude, you sound retarded.

No, no. They're being like, they're going like, yo, save this for later, T. Howard. Like, this shit's crazy, bro. And he said, he said mathematical fallacy

and they're like, that's a big word. Wow. That's a big word. So maybe he's actually right. Mathematical fallacy. The one guy's just like, in his head the whole time, he's like, I want to be black big word. Wow. That's a big word. So maybe he's actually right. Mathematical fallacy. The one guy's just like, and he's had the whole time,

he's like, I want to be black so bad. Damn. He's like, you're here because we couldn't get most deaf. I'm still enjoying myself. We actually wanted Don Cheadle, but he's finding out about his heritage right now. Where the fuck is he?

He's in Uganda? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. He proposed, he proposed. We love Uganda here. He could, like, save Uganda with, like, some sort of dude. He proposed. He proposed. We love Uganda here. He could save Uganda with some sort of hydrogen. Some other genius shit. I've become an actor.

Ugandans kick ass, by the way. What are they up to? They're very anti-gay. It's very funny. They kick ass. They go wild. They're very anti-gay. They are hilariously anti-gay.

John goes, well, where do I start? We have the same values. Oh, my God. I want to pull up a video so bad. There's a video from Ugandan Congress where this woman's like, please, can the Gay Association speak to you? And the Ugandan president starts laughing at her. It's hilarious, dude.

They're crazy. They do hate gays. They hate gays. This guy looks like Byron Bowers next to him. Oh, he kicks ass. I know that guy. He doesn't? This guy looks like Byron Bowers next to him. Oh, he kicks ass. I know that guy. Oh, he does. He doesn't?

No. Kind of looks like him. Not at all. The comic? Oh, I'm sorry. I think it was in Baron Vaughn. Oh, no. No, not Baron Vaughn.

Baron Vaughn looks like this woman in the back. The idea of any of those two comics listening to this podcast being like, why did I catch Stray out of nowhere? I don't know, man. It's, you know, you're in my head for some weird reason out of nowhere. No, no, we did a show together like 10 years ago and I can't stop talking about you for some reason. I delivered you food once. It pissed me off.

And so. As a child, I studied chemical engineering. As a child, I studied chemical engineering. Is it possible for children? Absolutely. You guys have seen the movie, I studied chemical engineering. Is it possible for children? Absolutely. You guys have seen the movie, the show Smart Guy. That's based off my life. I was there for two years until I saw that there was an inconsistency with the math there.

And so I went out to explore a new way of understanding how the universe works and I was able to define the grand unified field equation they've been looking for and put it into geometry. And then with that geometry, I was able to put props on that. And what I'm saying is now we have invented a new form of flight

that I would like to bring here to you guys. It looks like she jacked off Robert Kraft. She's turned on. You know that reference, Josh? Yeah, I do. That was lovely. That's crazy. To replace the drones, to replace the helicopters, to replace the planes,

we have all the funding necessary. What we need is just a fertile ground in which to build this. Now, this is the geometry of hydrogen. My equations are correct. We need to fuck the ground. It's fertile. Now, my penis is too small to do it.

And that's why I'm in Africa. I've heard a lot about you guys. Can I be so bold right now? Sure Can I suggest we look up Martin Sempa on YouTube? What did he do? He is a Ugandan pastor And he is wonderful

With two S's I'm well versed with Martin Sempa I've communicated I have his number on WhatsApp I've talked to this guy I've communicated I've communicated with Martin Sempa. Which video is...

I've had whatever you want, dude. Wait, oh, do that one. Sempa says and tells you of Draroo. Tells you of people who are... Hold on real quick. Is this the guy that's like a... Yes. Why are you gay?

Yes. Okay. There is... He kicks so much ass. These flies are like giving birth in here. Yeah, they're literally like reproducing. There's like three of them in here. It's because of Joey's fucking fungus-filled bud lights.

Yeah, we got to open the door for this. This is insane. It's fine. Let it go. This is like a scene out of Exorcist. So we got like flies everywhere. Let it go. This is what we get.

What the fuck did we do? This is what we get. It's because they know we're almost dead. They know we're dying. They know we're close to it. In this country country there are so many many many more on the left huge women wait wait wait so many men who have killed women the guy in the middle is the wire you the woman talking okay okay okay she's a dyke i don't know

she looks like she uh plays for the knicks I don't know. She looks like she plays for the Knicks. Dlaru is coming out to pin down women. Two women he's quoting. But let me stop on that one. I want to ask him. He will get opportunity to answer.

He has told me... Because I've modeled my whole life after Anthony Anderson in the early 2000s. Have you seen Kangaroo Jack? Have you? You see Anthony Anderson in Barbershop.

The first Barbershop. He tried to steal ATM. I look at that man and I go coolest person alive.

If you lose your mind over a barbershop reference I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you We're having a great time tonight We're doing good work tonight The marriage is gone My philosophy in life I set hard screens

I really, I throw balls out there on the court. Draymond Green, he really has influenced much of how I raise my children. People, because we are mkama and whoever came and took away the

Tamare took away the law and he's also deceiving that if I give an opportunity to explain. And he says, the law and he's also deceiving. If I give an opportunity, I'll explain. And he says the law is what? Because of lawlessness. Now we are seeing all these things are happening

without the law, which they are demonizing. All these things are happening without the law, which he is demonizing. And he's saying because of lawlessness. People take her in their hand and they do anything they want to do. And we are saying,

the government is saying now, we are bringing a law. He's just pushing buttons. He's playing Angry Birds. He's playing Digital Dominoes on his phone. She stopped talking. He goes, is it done speaking? He's playing a gameinoes on his phone. She stops talking. He goes, is it done speaking? He's playing a game of chess against Joey.

He's accepting an award from Joey. He's like, hold on. Mr. Lafleur has given me a cell phone. And guide the marriage institution to establish the rights and responsibilities of people in this institution. So we are bringing

this law in order to help. In order to help. In order. Did you call me here? Do you know that I can lose tempo for you? Don't threaten me. You see,

please allow me. Let us be factual. I did not come here. I did not come here to address Semper. We cannot pass a law on emotions. Pastor, let's look at this bill. It it is okay let's go let's go madam madam will you come back please we address the core issues let's address the core issues

you see finally facts are hard no no no no no let's address the yes i'm controlling him i'm controlling let us receive facts madam will you come back kindly? If you don't want to be killed, all that is not commercial. No, no, no. Semper, Semper, Semper. Semper, Semper, Semper. Semper, Semper, Semper. Semper, Semper, Semper.

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He's like, Bop it, screw it, pull it. They speak like an ACL tear. They speak like an ACL tear. Yeah. Oh, yeah! Alright, John, what are you doing? That's it? The video wasn't even that?

No, no, no, no, no. We gotta get deeper. We gotta get deeper. Boo! What do you have to? I don't know. We got you gone. We're on a Uganda track. Have they deleted Martin Semba's videos? It's a little too sweet or something. It's a little too icy, dude. I'm not a huge fan of it. We're on a Yonda track. Have they deleted Martin Semper's videos?

It's a little too icy, dude. I'm not a huge fan of it. It's a little too icy. A little too icy. Johnny, what are you doing? We had a good Martin Semper video on. Oh, Johnny, what are you doing? We got it. We're being overrun by flies.

We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists Mr. Should I call you Mr.? Pepe Julian Onzima Thank you for coming in He's like an Ugandan Ben Shapiro He is

Why are you gay? Wait, wait, wait Thank you for coming in Why? Should I call you Mr.? Pepe Julian Onzima Thank you for good morning. Morning. Why should I call you? Mr. Shipper Julian on Zima. Thank you for coming in. Thank you for good morning. Morning. Why are you gay? You are So this interview starts and then any Jenny Jenny

I'm doing this on the fly listen here how about this what is your message to Western human rights groups to President Obama respect lesbian gay bisexual and transgender respect African societies and their values and the audio sucks here yeah if you don't agree you just keep quiet Sam got old dude That's not Martin Semper Do that's the Ugandan president hummus the way we see if we are wrong. We shall find out by ourselves Just the way we don't interfere with yours Do you personally take a bath in oil before every?

James Brown disease. He's wet. Do you personally... He's the wettest man I've ever seen in my entire life. Look at his fucking face. Do you live in a humidifier? Is it true every morning you bathe yourself in Crisco? They're disgusting.

What sort of people are they? How can you go... Mr. President, I simply asked you, is it necessary to bathe yourself in coconut oil every fucking morning? He goes, let me ask you this. Don't I look great?

They're like, no. Mr. President, when is too much... When is it too much shea butter? Mr. President, don't you think cocoa butter has had enough? I don't even know. What are we doing? I don't know now. I have no idea.

It's fun though. I'm having a great time. Pull it up, Johnny. Pull it up. We're waiting. Pull it up. We're waiting. This is great. I can't believe he showed his micropenis.

That's the bravest man of all time. Dude, he showed his micropenis in Get, Richard, Die, Tryin'. This guy. I could never. And he thought the movie was going to be a big hit, too. Hold on. Nobody cared about that movie. Watch this. Dear the lady, my name is Leila.

I correspond for Dochevele Kiswahili service. First question. The gay community in Uganda is requesting to have a meeting with you. Would you give them an ear? You're welcome. The homosexuals in Uganda, they are requesting to have a meeting with you. He just laughs. He goes, what?

Incredible. He goes, look at that guy. He is cheesing so hard. Holy hell. The gay community wants my ear to fuck it. That's really what he's doing. Look at him, dude. He's having such a good time. That's so funny.

They say, hold on. They say their side of the story has not been heard, and they would kindly beg to mute you so that you get to hear their side of the story. That's number one. He couldn't even hold it. Martin Semper's the eat the poo-poo guy. Remember the eat the poo-poo? No.

You've never seen eat the poo-poo? No, I have not. Oh, my fucking God, dude. Here's Kenya. Shut the fuck up. No. Yeah, I've heard of that. You've never seen Eat the Poopoo? No, I have not. Oh my fucking God, dude. Here's Kenya. Shut the fuck up, no. Gay rights of no-borns in Kenya. Well, you already buried the punchline of the video. No, dude.

It's so much better. It's so much better than what you know. We'll see. We'll see. Hey, we'll see. This Good Burger remake. We are making legislation to make sure that some of the animals are clean. Can we get one video that's not like a fucking insane video?

Go back. Look up the legit video of the... They're burying this shit. YouTube's burying this shit. They don't want to eat the poo-poo out there. Hit the second one, maybe. Is this what he wants to bring to Africa as a human right to eat the poo-poo of our children.

Is this real? Yeah, it's real, dude. He's showing a whole congregation That's real. He's showing a whole congregation gay porn. So they think gay porn is about eating shit? Eating the poo-poo. Eating the poo-poo.

I don't know this. This is the best thing ever. Wait, it's so much better. It's a gift that keeps on giving. They're so angry. They hate gays. Don't eat that boo-boo. God damn it.

God damn it. We have to Google. We have to Google. We have to. I've never seen a guy who says, eat the poop, and the crowd goes, yeah! I can't believe we've seen this.

It's so real. I can't believe it's, I can't believe that's not fake. I know. It seems like an edit. I thought it had to be edited, man. That's unbelievable, dude. Good morning, everyone.

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way. I like this guy that keeps correcting with anus. Into anus! This guy, he's like there to correct him. They have to take drugs. That's the best line in the whole thing. Now, if we have any children, please step out. It goes into the anus all the way.

And it is so painful, they have to take drugs. But they enjoy it. Now, if we have any children, please step out. This is a parental guidance moment. That child can be moved out. Why does it say Barack Obama back off? They hated Obama? Because Obama wanted to make being homosexual legal in West Africa.

And Pastor Dr. Martin Semper, God bless his soul, stood up to Barack Obama. His legion of satanists. Wait, what happens if you're openly gay? They put you in prison? Dr. Pastor Martin Semper bullies you in the streets. No, what happens if you're openly gay? Like, they put you in prison? Dr. Pastor Martin Semba bullies you in the streets. No, no, no, no. There's no legal repercussion. They just

punk your ass. They low bridge you. Yeah, so like... You got something on your shirt. Yeah, Dr. Pastor Martin Semba was going toe-to-toe with Barack Obama Barack Obama was withholding a lot of aid to Africa

because they were super anti-gay and he was like Obama's sucking off fucking dudes in his limo He's like, I'm married to a man Semba heard aid to Africa and goes, no, no, no No aid to you That's gay drug Semba heard AIDS Africa and goes no no no no AIDS here

that's gay drug Semba kicks so much dick dude you think that's why these countries won't even take aid from us because it says AIDS

because he sees that they've marked Semba that's just the gay concept we will not let any AIDS in the country man

this guy's gotta be gay right oh 100% of course he's a closeted homo i've done research this is what they do you can see a man here having the exactly other person's rectum and the other person is poo-pooing and this one is eating the poop all over the place tell me when you have a law against homosexuality do you say except eating kwa kufu kwa kufu kwa kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu kufu we do not want this sickness this is sick and it's therefore deviant we do

not want it wait that's part they start off by touching each other's genitals and he gives gay porn tours no one's ever like a porn more this might be the biggest kink of all time quite a little porn. He might be the best edger of all time. He takes his fetish on the road. Yes. This is crazy. Then this one smears the poo-poo all over the other person's face. As if that is not enough,

he puts the hand deeper. We want Barack Obama to explain to us, is this what he wants to bring to Africa? Explain that shit, Obama. As a human right to eat the poo-poo. Yeah, what the fuck? Obama, what you doing?

Yeah. What the fuck, Obama? The crowd, ah! Bitch forks. Obama's bitch ass bringing fucking deviantness to him. pitchforks oh holy shit bringing fucking deviance-ness to a

god damn god damn that kicked ass I can't believe you guys didn't know about no you showed that I think you might we might have done that

on hate watch like years and years ago like on the patreon or something but we're too scared I forgot about that whole thing it's wonderful

it's lovely kicked ass nah he's the greatest pervert of all time no he's an absolute gay guy or something, but... We were too scared. I forgot about that whole thing. It was wonderful. It was lovely. I kicked ass. Nah, he's the greatest pervert of all time. No, he's an absolute gay guy. He's so gay it hurts. The gay sex tour. The gayest dude on earth. He's like, isn't this awesome?

And I mean, it's bad. I think we've done some good work here today. I know. Interesting, interesting episode. Low-key post-Thanksgiving. Kind of like, you know, what's in Turkey that makes you tired? Turkish delight? Oh, tryptophan.

Tryptophan. What the fuck is tryptophan? Tryptophan's in Turkey. It makes you sleepy. It's in Turkey? Yeah, that's why. Like the water? No, in the bird.

Oh, the bird. I think of the bird. Oh, the bird. I think in the country. Jesus Christ. It was Thanksgiving yesterday. How did you not connect the dots? Sorry, brothers. I'm too focused on Semper right now. You're just Semper-focused.

I'm hyper-focused on Semper. I'm Semper-fied right now. This is kind of a very... Semper-fied, brothers. Trip to Fanish episode. It was good. It was good. It to Fanish episode. It was good. It was good. It was a good time.

That was great. Unfortunately, Joey couldn't make it. He's sick or something. He said he woke up today and he ordered a whole pizza. That's crazy. He ate a whole pizza. He ate a whole pizza. And then puked after Thanksgiving.

And then puked after Thanksgiving. He had like five Gatorades and he puked. He threw up like a nine-year-old Chuck E. Cheese. He might as well have been like, I don't feel so good, and then threw up. Cheese. He might as well have been like, I don't feel so good, and then threw up. Yeah. He goes,

I ate three sleeves of Oreos and a pizza, and I vomited. What a surprise. An entire bucket of red vines and some lemonade. And now he's like, he might have a flu or something,

so who knows. There's a new virus on its way from China, by the way, folks. Oh, did you hear about the fucking center? I'm breaking it here right now. There's a new virus on its way. What is it? folks oh did you brought the fucking center i'm breaking it here right now there's a new virus on its way what is it they haven't identified like a name yet but there's a new respiratory virus in china that they asked officials to go check out so you know and

hey listen i want to know and it's on its way here you want to know what they call it it's called the mail-in ballot virus give me that because they're about to steal the election again. Give me that. These cocksuckers. We need to elect Martin Semper as, like, in the Congress. Imagine Martin Semper versus AOC. We should get Martin Semper on the show. That's what I tried to get him on.

I have fucking WhatsApp messages trying to get him on Hate Watch. Hold on a fucking second. God damn it. You messaged Martin Sopko? Yes, dude. I've talked to this faggot. You do great work for the show. He's not going to come on

if you talk about that. Now you can't say that to him. He hates that. We love him. He hates that. Where's Martin Sopko? Oh, here he is. We go, text him.

Text him right now. Hey, sir. This is the hate watch pod. I'm going to call his ass. The official podcast. You're going to call him right now? Tell him. Let's tell him this is the official podcast

of hating fags. Yeah. He's not going to pick up. They? Let's tell him this is the official podcast of hating fags. Yeah. He's not going to pick up. They don't even have, like, reeling. It might be a miracle. That's kind of obnoxious. Is that his dial tone? This is Martin Sempa.

What's that? Oh. If we get Martin Sempa, it's legendary. I think he's looking at the call right now. He's like, what is this homo doing? He goes, that's a Los Angeles area called the home of fags. He goes, what time is it in Uganda? He's looking down his phone.

He goes, that's the gayest podcast of all time. We'll get Martin Semp on the next episode. Give me one second. Oh, he declined the call. No. He declined it. Oh, shit. It rang long enough that he just.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go miss your Semp on. We'll get Semp on eventually. We'll get him on, yeah. We love you folks. Hope you enjoyed this episode. What a blast.

Hope your work day was a little better because of it. We love you all. We appreciate you all. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Martin, send my might be on the Patreon. We'll see. I'm hitting up right now. Bye-bye.