Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Edward

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

Uncle Stan teaches a Thai waitress how to pronounce menu items, the indestructible Edward gets a pick me up from the police https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and use code HATEWATCH to claim a bonus up to $1,000 on your first deposit with MyBookie at https://mybookie.website/HATEWATCH

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way Chuckles, let's get going Let's get going. Let's get moving. Let's go. Let's go kids in the car. We got to get home I meant like like a green light before you jump out of a plane Welcome to hey watch folks. I don't usually do that, but I'm still fresh off a junk week

What a week what a week we will have On Monday, I will be setting this tier will be up by Monday It'll be the vulnerable Kings tier. So when this episode comes out, you could also update the job. Head over to Patreon. You can get seven extra episodes, seven days in a row. And that will also we will do that once every few months. And then on top of that, we will be that will be the Hollywood hate watch tier will be in the same thing.

So we will be reviewing two movies a month. And on top of that will be, we are starting, we're gonna start doing like some travel shit where we just go places and hold a camera in ourselves and we get arrested, suck off truckers and. We just keep sucking off truckers. Just keep sucking people off and all that. And then some bar fly stuff as well,

where we're, you know, get some, some get some labs go sit at a bar and See what happens. Yeah, that's illegal. We'll be giving there will be a lot of a lot of extra stuff in that tier I understand that 20 20 to some people might be a bit much But it's just it's just like I'm just gonna lump it all in with one thing not gonna be like Like nobody gives us we do have listeners We do have listeners that on the five dollar and if you're on the 20 you get everything on the patreon Yeah for 20 there are guys though right now on the five that go like I had to unsubscribe this month because I just like To I had to buy like a bunch of canned tuna just to like to yeah, you know same which that's crazy poverty

I'm talking to you JP writer Morgan in listen. I owe you some money by the way Just remembered that But no and I get that but they can still listen to the regular show and when they get them when they get their motherfucking Money up they could Join the 20 well what I was about to say is that in what I heard about this new $20 tier and this jock week Stuff because I thought this is a great Commercial for sure Joey hates Joey hates this show more than anyone any listener good Well, I just happen to enjoy the current relationship with the listeners and like it's a very fun kind of thing where they're

They're playful and they're they're they're they get mean but it's in a way right. I'm not happy with it And that will never change there is no we are not getting big time We're just offering a ton of other shit, but they love us They love us, and we love them right now, and I was so I was concerned like oh What is this new tier you guys getting greedy then we did the jock week, and I was like okay wait a minute This is maybe worth 50 But let's give it away for 20 some pretty good good episodes on the run. It was very good. Some of those episodes would have been our best episodes of all time, I think, honestly.

I think you left one day and you're like, every one of these could have been a public episode. 100%, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Except for, there was one where Jelly didn't come and we were all kind of sad. I believe there were two. But it was still a really good episode.

We were very amorose. I was sick one time and then the other time I was just too hungover. And so I do, I apologize guys on that but guess what? Emerson spooky fans that was a Devin John Connor Dynamic and that's kind of why I wanted to sit that out too a little bit I go let's let's get a new Emerson spooky. We held down before without you a new a new gay Immortal demon. Yeah, that's our thing

We held down before it. Anyway, so I saw Stan yesterday for the first time in a while. How is he? 88, he's 88 years old. Did he just turn? 88? No, he turned to 89 September 7th.

And he always yells at me that I was supposed to be born on his birthday, but I had to pop out early like a fag. You're right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Couldn't wait to suck cock. that I was supposed to be born on his birthday, but I had to pop out early like a fag. You're right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Couldn't wait to suck cock, you had to come out too. He goes, aw, you're sucking your friends off again. I go, I'm busy, I'm sorry, we're doing a lot of stuff

on the show and everything. And he goes, yeah, you're sucking your friends off. So he was really in prime form yesterday. So we went to Astro, went to Astrodiner. Ooh, was Bertine there? No, he was really in prime form yesterday. So we went to we went to Astro went to Astro Diner. Who was Bertine there? No, he was not there. Who was there instead was a lovely Thai waitress, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know her. I haven't seen Stan do this in a while.

So we sit down. Thai waitress walks up to us. She's like, Hello. Hello hello how you doing this is uh can I get something to drink for you can I get something to drink for you and Stan's like hold on it's too quick it's too quick and then he goes what are the specials and she goes we got today we got lamb chop and chicken fajitas and he goes what she goes chicken fajitas he goes honey what? She goes, check if he hates us. He goes, honey, you need, speak phonetically. He got her, he goes, honey, speak phonetically.

And I'm like sitting there like, oh, I want to eject out of my chair into the sky right now. This is, I thought he was old. I thought he was getting too old for this shit. I thought maybe he was losing that thing thought he was getting too old for this shit In that thing where he does really weird shit in public mature now, I was like races I was like maybe the public racism And she goes, okay, okay I give you time I give you time and he goes and then she leaves and he just goes

I mean they need to speak phonetically if you come to this fucking Country you need to work on it. That's so funny. I can't understand her. I can't fucking understand her Oh, and I'm like sitting there, and I'm like yeah, uh-huh mm-hmm. I'm sorry yeah So then they send a new wait And then so we get this older Mexican man and Stan goes, I go, you were kind of rude there. And he was like, fuck you. So then they say.

You got me rude cocksucker. And so then we get the new waiter and Stan even was putting it together. He even, he started feeling kind of bad and like nervous about what he did. But I know. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Never seen him like this before, but he goes,

he goes, are you our waiter now? Or is she upset? Or, and he's like, huh, I don't know. And he goes, I couldn't understand what she was saying with the fajitas. You know, they need toitas Then he just doubles his digs You know you need to speak phonetically He kept saying phonetically

It's like I feel so bad, but you know what I mean? Phonetic speaking They come over with this goddamn fucking massage parlor ching chong bing bong attitude. I can't fucking understand them. This is a Muay Thai fighto's outro. I wonder if Sam, when he passes away finally, it's gonna be like he just thousands of images of times he was racist and public

just flashing through his eyes. Like the scene in 2001 Space Odyssey. You know what's so funny is he doesn't think he's, so this is what happens. So then he tells the Mexican waiter, he goes, he, she, he goes, oh no, no, we just have different sections. She has that section. And I'm like, that's a lie.

She immediately walks away. I was like, I can't deal with that. And so then Stan goes, oh, okay. Cause you know, I'm, I'm, I'm half Mexican. Yes. That's his big thing. He always loves saying, cause he is half Mexican, but he's like half Mexican the way that like a, you know, an angels fan in, in Anaheim is Mexican,

where they're like, are they anymore? Well, he must be discriminated against in like the 30s, like crazy. Oh, he was called a fag. He was- Well, for being gay, but he looks like the whitest guy. He was pigeon-toed. Like he was-

But not for being Mexican, though. Yeah. Oh, I don't know about that. No, he looks the whitest guy in the world. Hey, what's up, Benjamin? He had a white dad. That was from a guy. It says gay.

Oh, cutie. Does it make a sound? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you gotta turn it on. I think it went off. What does it do? It's a gay button, first of all. Gay.

Oh, gay. Gay. Oh my God. That's sick, thank you, Ben. I didn't wanna interrupt, but can I plug my livestream? Yeah. Oh my god, that's sick. Thank you Ben I do the live streams on the limit party clips channel. So come on. Yeah All right We'll see Oliver we'll get you more more soup

So, uh, so then so then he starts explaining that he's half half Mexican and stuff and he's like, where are you from? And the guy's like, I'm from Mexico. And he goes, oh yeah, I'm from Chihuahua. No way. He does the accent. He does the Chihuahua. And that was about it. But it was just crazy.

And then the whole time we sat there, he just kept talking about how people need to speak phonetically when they come to this country and sound it out. You're like finishing your money goes, you know, Devin, just phonetics, I don't know. Call me crazy, I'd like to understand my wages. And then the funny thing is, dude, and then he goes, he just starts,

he starts going off on how horrible and insulting Trump is, the whole dinner. and I'm like, you're Trump. You're literally, my uncle is Trump. I would have guessed that he was a huge Trump supporter. Oh no, no, no. I would have thought so too, he's one of those old gay guys. He's just mean and he attacks. And that's not right.

I'm like, what are you? Yeah, that's all you do. So just to separate yourself from what you are, nobody likes seeing themselves in a mirror, you know? So he sees Trump and he goes, that guy's a rude asshole. I reject. Oh man, he wanted to bring his fucking dog

and I had to figure out a way to get that out of the way. So he goes, bring Bridget, Bridget should come. She wants to come to the restaurant. And I'm standing behind the gate and I'm like, are you sure? Like she's just sleeping right now. And she's totally there panting, looking up at me. And I'm like, yeah, she's just knocked out.

And he goes, okay, don't wake. And I go, oh, thank God, thank God. Cause he used to make, we used to go to those Chinese restaurants all the time. And he'd bring Bridget He got fakes fake fake service dog papers for and he'd like you know like Stan jiu-jitsu at this point I know how to handle everything. He's gonna try the dog. I'll say the dogs asleep Dude, I know to do it all he always hands me some bullshit. He goes. Here's an alarm clock

So you stop sleeping in and I don't need an alarm clock. clock I use my iPhone it goes oh they don't work and I'm like okay so you hey I'm holding this big alarm clock and I'm like how do I get rid of this so he tells me to go upstairs and find his phone so I go upstairs find his phone I just like throw it behind something You guys take this frozen sausage too before you go put it in your trunk you store that in your trunk. Oh, the amount of weird he used to. Yeah, he's my trunk was full of it.

You left a shit ton of the shit in my trunk. He always gives me he goes here and I got something for you. So he gave me seven John Wayne DVDs of movies that I like are from like his early work where I like never even heard of them, really. And then he gave me like some fake like like like wrist jewelry that's obviously fake and had dents in it and stuff. And he goes, this is for your girlfriend. For my girlfriend.

She'll love this. She'll love that. And my whole back seat of my car is just full of his bullshit. There's old fucking chicken breasts that he hands me. He's gone. Take your meat, take your jewelry, you user. Oh, the amount of times.

All you care about is my meat and my jewelry. You know the amount of times like I've had the weird, like where if I was a bystander and I saw this old man yelling what he yells at me, I'd be like, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. There's times, there was one time where Stan was trying to like pawn off a bunch of old chorizo on me. And there's people who were walking by with their baby, they had it in a stroller, and he goes, where Stan was trying to like pawn off a bunch of old chorizo on me

People were walking by with their baby they had a stroller and he goes did you take the fucking chorizo? The weirdest thing is is back when he grew up that probably was like how people showed love to each other Yeah, here's here's a pie It's just nobody you can get the chorizo from three fucking dollars Yeah, but then he turns it on you and yeah, and then like first of all he burdens you with it Then he goes use me for my chorizo don't you? Love me he will he'll pull he'll he'll bring up a dinner. He goes you've never even given me chorizo You're even giving me a chorizo. He's the fucking best. He's an unstoppable force. I missed the fuck out of him.

I know, I felt bad, dude. I hadn't seen him in like a month and then he just berates me the whole time about how like, you know, oh, people, we need to be called. Should we invite him? You're right, you're right. Should we invite him tonight?

No, not at all. That'd be a fucking nightmare. We do that on our own. We do that separately. I haven't seen Stan in like seven years. We'll do a separate thing. We'll do a separate thing. Yeah, I miss him. We do that on our own. We do that separately. I haven't seen Stan like separate thing We'll do a separate. Yeah, I miss him but uh No, no, no, by the way Taylor's he's like infamous at I that's why I want that's even better. They hate him

Why not and then you go home like early it won't work. Joy. Why please don't do it. It's my birthday Please don't do that to me. Well, you don't want to have a really fun birthday I've had a million nights at Taylor's with him. He, first off he used, the last few birthdays he took me out to tailors a couple times and then he'd order like a bunch of food and I'm like, I didn't have money at the time. None of this was that, I didn't even have like any. Hey guys, 50-50, right?

Okay, we're splitting the bill. You know, he'd make me, he'd get a bunch of food that he'd make me give the tip separately with my separate card. And I'm like, how do we even do this? I don't have cash. So he'd make them do two, he'd make them do two transactions.

So he'd pay for the meals and then he'd make me give them my card and then I'd have to tip on the card. That's what I was weird of. He's so strange. He's so strange. God. Yeah, crazy. That's what a weirdo. He's so strange. He's so strange. God. Yeah, but last night was like a wake up.

I was like, holy fuck, did I haven't seen you be like openly racist in a long time to this point. Was it kind of nice in a way? Yeah. It was like, yeah, it was a little, it was, yeah. It was like going and seeing your childhood home, like in your hometown again. You know, like I imagine like, you know, say you like,

you say you left. Sure. You go back to your home 70 years later on a road trip. You know. You remember all the trauma that took place during it. Yeah, it's a little scary. I don't like this. But at Taylor's, he used to do the same thing. He always asked people like where they're from.

And then I remember at Taylor's, we used to wait for a table. If we had to wait for five minutes, he'd go, my blood sugar is low. I'm a diabetic, goddammit. I need to sit. And he'd keep standing by the hostess, you know, the hostess stand like at the front

and he'd keep just being like, we need a table. I'm a diabetic. And then, so then this one guy was standing there and he's like, he's like, what are you? He goes, what are you what are you what are you and the guy goes I'm a Salvadorian he goes El Salvadorian they're all users country users I've told that before but man it just still blows my mind blows my fucking mind he's a he's a he's a he's He's not really a vulnerable king. He's uh, he's more of a transparent nightmare

Thank you so much for that great job Johnny calm does it still call Asians Buddha heads Funniest term for an he would say Buddha head here and there Charlie Charlie no, he's not a Charlie guy. He doesn say boot ahead of here and there. Charlie. Charlie. No, he's not a Charlie guy. He doesn't say Charlie. I thought he called the waiters Charlie. No, that's another uncle that died of mine on my dad's side. They used to go to Chinese restaurants

and he'd call every waiter Charlie. That's amazing. Like he's back a case on. They all just have the same name to him. Oh, God. It's great. Classic stuff. I wish I was born in the 50s.

But it's like harmless, you know? It didn't hurt her feelings. She only gave the table to somebody else, probably cried about it all night. How old was this lady? She wasn't like old, she was like 45. She was like all upbeat. She was, it was obvious.

I could understand easily what she was saying. Yeah. He just didn't like that it wasn't our normal waiter. He had that thought. He's truly Jack Nicholson in as good as it gets I'm not kidding when I saw as good as it gets like my mind was fucking blown I'm like, holy shit. Does somebody did so the James L Brooks? No Stan has 10 seen as good as it gets Oh, yeah, and he doesn't see any connection whatsoever

It's like I hate that guy but Stan is the type of guy to be like yeah, well I'll be dead soon I'll be dead you'll be dead and from the sound of it your son will be dead soon Like that type of guy. Yeah, he's fueled by hate. He's gonna live forever dude. He's 80. He's turning 89 Yeah, I've never seen somebody with that much energy at that age. I have a feeling he might be a guy breaks 100 He's on base For it. Yeah walked into the diner yesterday with a white shirt covered in soil Covered in there's a mustard on it at his fucking house. He just sees at his house all day Just moving pots and like replanting things for no reason stays alive

I think he would like care a little bit about his appearance if he's going on the attack. He knows he's gonna go out, go on the attack. No, he doesn't care at all. This is how Stan, when he wears, he'll get a hat at a yard sale and he'll walk around for two weeks with it like this. Just like, it'll be just plopped on his head like this.

He'll walk around, he'll walk in, he'll go, oh, you people are disgusting. Like this, literally not even on his head. And it's dirty, it's got the sweat rings around it and shit. Have you seen his military photos? Oh yeah, he was talking last night about how like, he was talking last night about how like, Rock Hudson tried to fuck him.

Yeah, he was hot. A bunch of times and how all these people were sucking and fucking each other. He looked like a really good looking Tom Hanks. I've seen him, yeah. Which is crazy to say, because Tom Hanks is good looking. But he was, he was, he was hot a bunch of times and how all these people were sucking and fucking you look like you look like a really Good-looking Tom Hanks, which is crazy to say because Tom Hanks is good-looking But he was he was he was talking about how he couldn't he he he just couldn't be as gay as them And that's why he wouldn't he never made it in Hollywood because like cuz all everyone was just sucking and fucking yeah No, I I believe that he is a prude. Yes. I think he would just was a Prude What is Ben doing like deer hunter in the other room? He is a prude. He is that I think he was just was a prude

What is Ben doing like deer hunter in the other room and doing wassup? Oh wassup? Jesus? I think No, I he was he told me so he wasn't like the Bay of Pigs and shit He wasn't the Bay of Pigs He said that they had the plane going there and then they turned it around but who knows Everything he fucking said. Yeah, same. Yeah, I'm committing. He said he was in the plane and all the other soldiers are crying,

and I was like, what were you doing, Stan? He said, I was soldier of the fucking year. I imagine Stan. I was goddamn Rambo. Stan would have killed Fidel Castro, dude. He would have sucked him off and been his boy toy. He would have sucked him off and been his boy toy. He would have sucked him off and blown his brains out. They're like, Stan, why didn't you suck him off first? You had a clean shot.

He goes to military prison for raping Fidel Castro before the assassination. I thought a good job killing him. Why'd you suck him? We had video and you're sucking him off for like 20 minutes before you shoot him. The CIA's like, hey listen, we wanted you to kill him, you just made him really insecure and nervous for the rest of his life.

I love him to death. This guy, every time he's hilarious. I miss him, I really have always had a good time with him. I know Devon, he's like been a nightmare to you at points in your life. Yeah, but he loved him this by yeah No, I know, but I've never I've only ever had good times with him. Yeah, he's always been fun and very funny and Entertaining to me. He loves you. He always asked about you. He always goes. How's Joey? He goes he goes he goes he goes he goes goes. You know he's such a sweet man He's such a sweet. He's such a sweet man, but he's you know he's got it. He's he's just a drunk

Even seen Joe I know I used to be way drunker. Yeah, he knew you from the old day when I would see him more often I was way drunker That's why I would like to see him again also I'm gonna be very drunk because I'm not gonna hang out with him so far. Let's face the fact. So I'm not gonna sway his opinion on that, but I'll tell him that I don't drink as much

and hopefully he believes me and accepts me. He always drinks like when we used to, he'll be like, let's go get Thai food or something and he'd go get Mexican. And he always has those Costco giant like Jose Cuervo jugs where it's pre-mixed margarita like it's just straw it's just the sweetest bullshit and he has diabetes drink I used to help him clip his diabetic diabetic toes I used to help him clip his toenails were they

all thick and crazy absolutely disgusting I can, even bringing it up makes me wanna get out. How old were you? This was last week. Ha ha ha ha ha. My whole childhood. I mean, I did it for him like a year ago. Are you serious? Yeah.

Well, yeah, that's a bit. I mean, that's a really sweet thing, but that- I used to help him prick his finger for his diabetes. That's fine, but touching his dirty toes, like they're all like infected. He'd like make me give, like take a bigger cup for his toenails his diabetes. That's fine, but touching his dirty toes, like they're all like infected. They take a bigger cup for his toenails. God, one year ago you did this.

Yeah, I think it's even on Instagram. I think I posted something like helping my uncle. I didn't know that. I know my uncle's. We're drinking like sugary margaritas. The man has diabetes. He's drinking the highest sugar content alcohol there is. Does he get drunk?

In a dirty cup. No, no, not really, not really. Have you seen him drunk? He can't really drink as much anymore. No, he's not like a drinker drinker. He was like an after a long day, like a couple glasses of wine or that. Get out of buzz.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he used to, but he would be like, he would like drive around with it. Yeah. Yeah. Like he would have it in his cup holder. Like a big glass of wine. Oh, just sipping slowly. Just. Yeah, like he would have it in his cup holder like Just sipping just Welcome to Hollywood I

Support him no matter what God bless him God bless him Connor can't be here with us today folks He is doing shows in Phoenix with the great Chris Estrada if you're in Phoenix You might have seen him already because this will be coming out after he's back. Also, real quick, we should just say that after one of his comedy shows in Phoenix, Mexican audience, Chris Estrada's Mexican, their opener was a Mexican dude that does Muay Thai. He apparently knew Kelvin Gastelum,

who's like one of the greatest fighters who's ever lived. He had Fight of the year against Israel, a lot of Sonia, which is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. And so and just like an absolute legend. And so apparently their opener, the Muay Thai guy brought Gastelum to the event. Connor had no idea who he was and just thought he was like some Mexican fan. He got so much Mexican material. He's like, okay He's like, all right. Yeah sure nice to meet you a bozo to meet you Jose

Exactly, and then so they took a picture all together and Connor still not knowing who he was Jumped in front of him and just like flexed and for like His body John is Kelvin Gastelum and he's like doing this when you hold a salmon way far in front of you Yeah John is Kelvin gas alum and he's like doing this when you hold a salmon way far in front of you to make it look bigger Yeah But now I just had to say that cuz anybody that follows MMA loves it's pretty sick of Connor It is it's pretty big power move. It was very chill. I loved it. I was I loved it I was like that was one of the coolest things you've ever done, but also shame on you for not. Yeah, it's crazy He's so comfortable doing that, but then he won't

He's he's he's a shirt on so insecure with the shirt. You know he's not man He's got this more does all that work all that work He says he goes to the beach, and he won't even take it off what didn't you say that? Yeah, you know he does yeah He goes I wear nothing at the beach, and that's he's envious. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ Ben's really overcompensating. Yeah And he's upset he's not in here with us I wonder if he's trolling me back from when I trolled him earlier. Oh, yeah, the beggars cup. Yeah

Probably he might be doing it with a little secret. Fuck you to Joey Well, but yeah, what were you just talking about Connor in his shirt shirt Morphia yeah, he needs personality this morphia cuz he's getting carried away with himself He has it on his body, but he needs to have some self-doubt Personality wise to tone it down. Yeah get to know personality wise, to tone it down, get to know Gastelum, be a little bit kinder to strangers instead of attacking them and being quite rude. I don't think that's on Connor, I think that's on Gastelum.

No, what are you talking about, how? I don't know man. No, Connor's a little full of himself and I'm saying that maybe if he imbued some of that self doubt about his body into his big Oh, you want to transfer ego for G Friday transfer a gaslim has never done anything wrong except for missing weight about 30 times in a row Joey do you want to get into this video immediately or should we cuz you you you know listen I know you've been gun shy of body cam stuff ever since we played that video on the patreon where it was a

Horrific home invasion and a kid was killed. I will say it killed a You know mom let me let me defend that real very funny. Let me defend that real quick They have shown the damage picture of the kid yeah, it was the funniest picture the funniest goddamn picture And it was like and the lady was holding the gun all comically. Yeah. Like that's funny. It was like naked gun. It was crazy.

Yeah, it looked like a sketch comedy. Yeah, exactly. She got killed by OJ. Hey. Yeah. Also, I will say that in the, so this has made it look even worse than it was. And it ended up highlighting a true thing about my pics, which death videos are not liked by a lot of people, but here is what happened. Here's what happened. I love them. I'm all about them.

Love. No, cause we're not pussies. Yeah. We're not fucking losers. Yeah. We're both big tough. It reminds of us of our own mortality. Exactly. We can deal with it, but no, it's also here's what happened is that the reason I was fighting so hard to play that clip on that episode is because Devin was attacking you viciously and it was going on for so long and I eventually just had to start going like Devin please play this Spartacus move. No, no, but then I remember it But then you had to cut that the fight out of the episode because we said stuff that we couldn't go in I cut a little bit of, but it was bad.

But no, but if they would have heard the whole thing, here's what the commentary would have been. Thank you, Joey. You played a bad video to save us from the fight. Yeah. Instead. And it was a bad video. However, they didn't understand the context.

I was doing it to save. This is so funny. But so, so. John and I had a Big sit down after that. Yeah, we cried we met and we did John It was like a mafia sit down So John had us meet up at his at his like favorite gay bar and we sat in the corner I took my shirt off everyone danced and we had a big talk. You didn't actually cry you're you're goofing No, you're talking about you should be in Devon get together like once every two months That's not true it was an emotional conversation though because it had to do with it like our past and everything

Yeah, and you teared up actually or a little bit cuz we love each other I just didn't know if you're joking that's really it's very hard to want to try it. I tried to fake it That I cried I tried to make it he's trying yeah he's trying it was emotional I didn't cry it was I was on the verge of tears John John was John was it was nice to see emotion out of the this big lug I know that's it's hard to cry very very gay the next day John texted me and he's like he's like hey buddy like I'm coming over after something and I was like, okay, why? And you're doing it totally wrong.

What? So the next day I text him. I was unaware. I didn't even, that was the problem. That was me being drunk to me the entire night. I went to go hang out with my buddy and I texted Devon, hey, we need to have a talk. And then I know that I love you buddy,

but Devon, Devon hates, hates the cold shoulder. You hate it so much. You hate the idea of someone leaving you. I'm not trying to say I was mipuling you. He loves his friends. So I told Devin, hey, we need to have a talk. So like something like that, I knew it freaked Devin out. So I went to hang out with my buddy.

You sent me this long text, like apology text. And I was like, called you up I said hey, we that's fine But this can't be solved with an apology text, but it's okay Everything's okay, because I know it'll make it freak you out, but we still need to meet us Don't you we still need meet up and cry and then and then you guys And then you guys and then you guys went out that night you got drunk And I didn't come with you because I knew what would happen is if I showed up Devin would Do his thing where he'd go? I love you so much And I was like, that's not what I'm looking for here

I want a man-to-man conversation about this a sober conversation So I like baby we cry like a man so and then we met up the next day and we had it was very That's what it was very easy and quick and it was healthy Well, it's hard to be in a business with a friend. It's the most difficult thing on planet Earth So we got a level with each other when we have disagreements or resentments and resentments are the only, the only thing that can solve resentment is trust. Ooh, so, so John was thinking I had resentment on other levels.

The only thing was just, you know, I just, I hate when the way you treat me, it's sleepy bozo on the way you treat me is, hang on me is Hang on now we're taking a step backwards here with this now the this preamble for me was to defend this pick which is that I I'm fully aware of the video. I'm fully aware of the fact that I am on I'm on video pig probation. Let's call it that you're not No, no fan. Why? To my lot of these people I love the fan. I listen I love I love the fans and I trust their feedback They're not that was a lot of people green and I look at me

I kind of feel like I got like James Khan and the Godfather shoulders with this angle did he have big fat tits? Yes, huge tits. He was You got James Khan in the way of the gun shoulder buddy No, my shoulders are pretty broad like broad ears. You've always had a very broad shoulders today I saw you I did a little pump going you do look good your shoulders I watched the Godfather a couple nights ago and God James Kahn's got amazing shoulders You could fucking he does you could have two three people on the yes those fitted shirts that like yeah just pure shoulders He's the only real goon in that entire fucking move. You know I was watching the Godfather and I was thinking this is a really good movie

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please go back to when you thought I was doing shit pics and Then watch from so ignore my speech watch it from that and then you're gonna love this But also best video should we cut three minutes in better than twinkers Yeah, let's go sort of hungry minutes and 30. Okay, so should we give him a preamble? Oh, yeah, actually laughed at the taser Go go go three minutes So so this guy's chilling at like his girlfriend's house or somebody's trailer and First bumps a minute in oh

Well, yeah, actually how many total minutes ten minutes? Oh, yes, are the first bump? Yeah, fuck it. I'm sorry at the beginning. Okay, okay, then I don't need to explain anything. Let's let the code blue body Okay, I like his voice 2024 is great, too. You could do these two. Thank you. You could easily do this. I could get rich on Code Blue. I can see you doing this. He laughed at the teaser, but didn't see the pepper spray coming. The corner video. Welcome to let's just enjoy this.

Joey's Body Cam Corner. Code Blue Cam. Police were dispatched for a trouble with party call in La Crosse, Wisconsin. The caller reported that her 59-year year old brother named Edward was experiencing a mental crisis. That looks like me in 10 years. He's got the bechamie eyes. Look at him. That guy. Hey buddy. How you doing, Dev?

What's the future like? That is kind of crazy. What's the future like? You have flying cars? What is it like? 27 years from now, what does it look like, Edward? In damaging property, she also mentioned that he carried a knife, and that she had locked herself in the bathroom for safety. The previous day, police had been called to the same address after a neighbor reported that Edward was outside yelling

and swearing while holding a shovel. Additionally, he was- I gotta say, I can't, white guys aren't Edward to me anymore. Yeah, it's the Mexican stuff. Growing up here in LA, Mexican guys are Edward. They're Edward, remember when we were living together and then it was the house over here was still run by those like Raiders fans basically.

You're such a dick when you get drunk. It was, they sold it or whatever. But it was these like, they were playing like ping pong in their backyard on like a Sunday, like it was like Raiders game was on or whatever and all these like Mexican dudes were playing like ping pong in their backyard on like a Sunday. Like it was like Raiders, you know, Raiders game was on or whatever and all these like Mexican dudes had like Raiders jerseys on. There was a couple of their like fucking like

their high nose or whatever standing around them. And like one of them, they were like arguing with each other and then one of the women was like, was like, stop, stop. And he was like, shut up, beat me. It was always me and Devin were sitting on the balcony. And then she goes, you're such a dick when you drink Edward. That was what happened. It was always man's ever sitting on the balcony That was what happened it went it was so being seven percent is quiet balcony all we hear is you're such a dick when you Drink Edward and then all we heard was shut up bitch. Shut up, bitch Windows tinted

That's a little so-cal humor. A little so-cal humor for the listeners. Hey, after this video, after this video, you're going to say, never mind, Edward is a white immigrant. Okay. Because he takes it back. Okay, he's taking Edward back. ...out on bond from a prior arrest for resisting after he had barricaded himself in a hotel room.

That rules. He is also a convicted felon and registered as a defender from an incident that occurred in 1999. Whoa. Hello, what's going on? hotel room. He is also a convicted felon and registered as a defender from an incident that occurred in 1999. Whoa. Hello, what's going on? Did you call ma'am? Yes, I want him removed from this property. Okay, what's going on?

He is very abusive. He has rearranged my mom's whole house. Okay. He cannot stay here. Sounds like a boss. My other brother's house. Okay. And he was just released from jail the other day. I thought your trial was all out.

Okay. Because he buried Katie himself It'd be funny if I yell at you on the podcast and then I also go to your place and I rearrange everything You walk into your to your So, what did he do today here he's screaming a howler in her central air won't work no more cuz he broke it in there How did he break it? Just won't work. Fuck that 1999 he molested an HRAC unit He turned into an auto slow. Okay, and the schools right up this hill. Okay, I'll go talk to him. He's out here Yeah, he's out there. Okay. I'll go talk to him. He's out here. Yeah

Like they're like they just ate a bunch of wings it's cuz they know Ed and they've dealt with him a hundred times They know that gets sloppy. He starts spitting he starts doing He's a sloppy mess Edward, yeah, oh, yeah, they see cops and latex gloves, you know, they're there for business He's the worst guy in town for these guys. He's an alpha male, honestly. I do. No. What's going on today? Okay. Were you yelling and screaming inside at all? Okay.

No, he was screaming at me outside. You were screaming outside? I'm not. You screamed outside? I'm outside. I'm outside. Okay. Who's this scumbag with the lawnmower? Does he not understand that this is Code Blue Cam? This is going, this is gonna be foyered and go online, asshole. Who's this idiot fucking cleaning his yard right now?

He turns it off. He realizes. He better turn it off. He better understand what's going on next to him. Yeah, can you shut that off so I can hear? I'm outside. There we go. I see you're outside. Were you yelling at her outside here? I was screaming at God.

Why are you screaming at God? Didn't know Gregory was in Wisconsin. I was screaming at God. Screaming at God. Because some man fought the moon last night. You guys, is it a crime to scream at God? I'm trying to smoke a cigar here. What are you doing?

Because I hate God. What's that? Because I'm truly in love. You're in love? Okay. He's a romantic. Unfortunately, though, you can't be screaming outside if it's causing a disturbance. I didn't disturb anybody.

Well, you disturbed her, and that's why I'm here. She called us. He kicks ass. She didn't call you. She did, yeah. This bitch didn't call you she did yeah this bitch didn't call you what this bastard downtown did not call you i don't know what you're talking about ed can i see you so speak to me they know him oh yeah he's famous in town he's been arrested a hundred times no you can't there's a real police officer yep that's a real sheriff thank god so his sheriff shows up and he goes oh there's a real sheriff. Thank God. So the sheriff shows up and he goes, oh, there's a real police officer fighting.

Oh, wow, a real, a real policeman. This is awesome. Ooh. He doesn't respect this other cop. He's honestly being cool as hell right now. He's sick. Smoking cigars. He stayed.

Made up on a cop. He stays very sick the whole video. Dude, hell yeah. He's not gonna do anything to me. I don't know. Oh shit, why is he turning him? I don't know why he's coming back here, I had to have issues to do with him. You come back here for no reason.

You chased me all over and you fucking arrested me for no reason. I don't know. Oh shit, he's threatening him. I don't know why you keep coming back here, Ed, to have issues with you. You come back here for no reason. You chase me all over and you f***ing arrest me for no reason. I'm here because they're claiming you were being disorderly. They didn't sail me. Who let themselves out of there? I walked, they were right behind me. I don't know what you're talking about, Ed.

What about that room you built? I didn't build any rooms. Why don't you explain that room you built. Are you feeling okay today Ed? Yes sir. We were here yesterday because you all... You're not. You're lying. You may have forgotten, but I was here yesterday. You're lying!

Yep, I was here. So we can't continue to keep coming back here because you're all causing disturbances. I don't know why he does. I haven't said shit ever. I wasn't here when you said anything, but they're claiming that you were out here yelling and screaming at people. You said you weren't here.

Right, I don't understand what you're trying to say. No, I'm not. Hang on with him for a minute, I'm gonna talk to Mommy inside. And you still haven't explained the room, you spilt. Your red room, your little red room. Edward feels like a guy that is in like a, like a, he feels like a bad guy

in like training day or something. He should be homeless, but he doesn't, hasn't burnt all of his bridges yet. That's what's happened here. Yeah, well he's living in a- He's still got fat bitches in trailer parts. He's living in a trailer. It's his sister's trailer, they're letting him crash,

but he still pisses them off enough to where they have to call the cops every once in a while. Yeah, and he's just trying to have his bourbon breakfast. What is he? Sitting under the beach umbrella out front. He has one too many, they call the cops, they take him to the drunk tank, they bring him back, and he's okay unless he gets a little bit too drunk.

But for the most part, he smokes cigars. The drunk tank sounds so fun. It always sounds like they sit on that thing at carnivals and people throw. The drunk tank? They fun. It always sounds like they sit on that thing at carnivals and people throw, throw. The dunk tank? They fall into water. That's what it is. Yeah.

I've always envisioned a drunk tank being that. Like you just sit up above a bunch of whiskey and kids throw things and then they drop you into the whiskey. It's like, oh, please don't knock me in. I'd hate that. I'd hate that. With the tenants, they reported Edward was behaving very unruly,

and everyone in the house wanted him out. I'll work on getting him out of here, okay? Thank you. So Ed, according to everybody inside, you can't be here any longer. So do you have a place to go? Yeah, sure do. I'll be there in a moment. Okay, well we're gonna be here until you're leaving, because you can't be here anymore. So go ahead and collect your things and you can start heading to wherever you're heading to.

Still got your room at the quality, huh? Go ahead and collect your things, Ed. Is that how they arrested him? Oh, that guy still got your room at the quality, Ed. Hell yeah. Little jab. They're trying, they're getting Edward angrier and angrier testing Edward By the way, I love how even like this beach umbrella looks like it's like camouflage like it's like a hunter's beach umbrella

Like it's supposed to blend in so you can shoot deer from it You just told me that she wanted to leave I just want a cigar first. What's that? Hell yeah, I don't. I'll be smoking a cigar. She just told me that she wanted you to leave. She said why you left, not me. Oh, my name not Ed, she said I wanted you to leave. No, they want you to leave. I thought she, I think she said she wanted you to leave. I mean, consult the Joey LaFleur handbook really quickly.

She just told me, she just told me, why are you here? She told me she wanted you. Actually, she just texted me and said, why are the cops here? Can you get them out of here? I don't think she said that. Do you have anything in the trailer there? Hell yeah. We're not going to sit here while you smoke a cigar.

You need to get up and collect your things and leave the property. Why are you sexually harassing me? Great move. Great move, Ed. The alternative is going to be to go to jail for disorderly conduct. Disorderly conduct is a possibility. I was called here because you were yelling and screaming at your sister creating a disturbance. That's why we were called I was called here because you were yelling and screaming at your sister Creating a disturbance. That's why we were called here and we're willing to let you leave if you have something away. He's like boring

He looks like he's like yawning he's like doing the yappy yappy app thing. He's like talk talk talk Oh my god, the hand gesture. I've seen Stan do that by the way Oh, no, we used to go to this, there was a Haitian place over here called T George's Haitian restaurant. They went out of business but they were a lovely place. It was open like maybe five, ten years ago. And we walk in, I walked in with my mom and Stan and a lovely old Haitian man comes up that was so excited to like give us, like show us the ropes of Haitian food and we go what do we get here?

He goes I haven't thought planned out blah blah blah. I the ropes of Haitian food. And we go, what do we get here? He goes, I have it all planned out. I don't know Haitian style, whatever. You know, he was punching an old white woman that he's also nursing. But he was like so nice. He's stealing a patient's watch. Yeah. He was having Uncle June sign pictures of himself.

So we sit down and he's giving us the whole rundown of the restaurant. He's like, I'm gonna bring everything out. I have it all planned. It's all great. And then he starts telling us, my mom asks a question and he starts telling us his story and about the food and Haitian food

and Haitian culture. And he's talking and Stan's sitting there looking at the menu and Stan just goes like this. And he starts going. He just goes, yep, yep, yep. Like he makes the hand gesture for a guy that won't stop talking. It was horrifying.

He's a horrifying man. And Stan goes, talk, talk, talk. It's literally like if you, you know, any immigrant with like an interesting story started speaking and you look at them and you go, right, right, right, that's enough of you. Push them out of the way.

It's 1930s mentality, because 100 years ago, the Italian man talked to him that way, and his dad was like, no, brr, brr. I'm not telling you about my life story, am I, cocksucker? Give me my food, give me the menu, bring me my water, go! Well, with all going to jail, but if you're refusing to leave then you're going to go to jail.

I'd rather not do that. So that decision is yours, but I'd like you to make a smart decision and just get up, collect your things and go wherever you want to go. I think that sounds pretty reasonable. Unfortunately, you don't have a while. God, it's like John McAfee over there. I ain't got for nowhere more to go. He said you had a place to go, right? How about you don't think about our tennis shoes and you think about where you're gonna go that's so good

He just gave it a good. Well, you need to move your body I didn't I've never arrested you for anything. We need you to leave while we're here. Why don't you pack while you think? What if this is like just, this is Steve Earle. Who is that? He just, Steve Earle? Yeah, the singer. He just sounds like-

The social-singer? Caught up for Copperhead Road? Yeah. He just goes, okay, I'll run with this. All right, so he's- He just sounds like some grizzly, like, you know, rough-necked- Yeah. Like- Merle Haggard, maybe., he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he Water it full, some sucks. I marched at Selma. Because you know, Junebug gutter sucked my cock.

Junebug gutter. What? What? What? Why don't you pack him up while you figure out where you're going to go? I got to think. You can't think and pack at the same time?

No. I do want to have time. Well, yeah, we're not going to play games with you. We need you to get up and move, or you're going to have to come with us. What? Whoa, let's go! Yes! Why did you wake up the monster? We need you to get up and move or you're gonna come with us. What? Whoa, let's go!

Yes! Ahhhhh! Why did you wake up the monster? That fucking kicked ass. A cage tiger. Oh my god, he's like, he's like, uh, he's like the Green Goblin. He's like Willem Dafoe. Yeah.

He's like Spider-Man shit. Yeah. Or you're gonna come with us. What? Do not get aggressive with us. I ain't. I ain't. I'm just standing.

I'm bugging. He becomes a Stephen King villain. Dude, this is like, he's like, make it a move, punk. He's wearing a trench coat, yeah. He's the Dark Wizard. Exactly. He's the Dark Wizard. He goes, you forgot the name of your father.

You're gonna stay outside. I don't know where you guys go. I'm going home, man. They don't want you inside. He enters it towards the dark tower. He jumps right through. He's like, the gunslinger's after me. Later, queer.

I'm going into the Cujo universe. I'll see you guys later. I love how he picks up his hat. His like, his... This hat's like for bird watching or whatever. It's his dainty hobo hat is like for bird watching or whatever. This is like. It's his dainty hobo hat. He's got a big cup.

He goes, bae, I'm a wino. He's got a wino from 1930. He's got a stick and a spindle and he gets on one of those train cards that bumps up and down. Yeah, he bumps himself up. So brother, we're hard now. He's like.

Well, I guess I'll be on my way Because good luck gripping me off this post queers look at him look at Edward dude the chains around his wrist Look at his for all look at that Jack for us. Look at that watch. He's got it He's strong for how drunk and old he is and a pederast, right? No, I thought he got it You got they said earlier is arrested for being a pederast. I didn't see that earlier when they showed the video of him when he Was like the picture when he's hot You didn't see that at the beginning the video sexual assault or some shit.

It wasn't for being a pedo. We'll go back at the end of the video. Let's go back to the beginning. Put your hands down. Oh yeah. Oh shit. That thing charges up like. Look at that.

Oh my god. Dude, Edwards is insane. He's like Godzilla, it makes him stronger. La la la la la. Oh yeah, lovely. What's the matter? Put your hands behind your back. Just now. Relax.

Do it now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He loves it, he loves the taste. He's the man. He's like, I haven't had coffee yet today, thanks. Thanks for that

Cocksuckers and eat a little hop in my step cocksuckers He loves the Taser he's a man on your back They give them this saw your back they just added like 10 years to look you ripped it out They cleared out like a bunch of shit going on in him. He just shits out tumors. He shits out a bunch of tumors in like plaque. Just his arteries. He's just, he's like, thanks. He's passing tumors like fucking kidney stones. Hope you enjoy another 40 years of showing up to Edwards' house.

That's crazy, dude. He took that like a fucking champ holy shit He's still Oh my god. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh He's lifting cars. That's so funny. Give me your hands. Hell yeah. Put your hands behind your back. Get to it. Put your hands behind your back. Put it on. Give me your hands.

Put it on. Put your hands behind your back. Can I help you? Do it now. He's even doing like Steven Kuhn. You forgot the face of my brother! Kill me! Put your hands behind your back. Let go.

We all float down here! Ah, put your hands behind my back! You got that one? Yep. Why you get these f- You don't have to shine! You don't have to shine! So his- His hand is like- he's all over the place. His hand's going through the panel of the deck.

So they're trying to arrest him, but it's gonna be through the wood. They would have to get him off the- He's gonna break his fucking arm. They don't give a shit about him at this point. Gonna break my fucking arm. They don't give a shit about him at this point Dude there's so much taser wire around him. It looks like silly string looks like a hit by spider-man It looks like he was involved in the craziest celebration of all time. Is that doc? That is so funny of four metal claws burst out of the back of his trench coat Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha They're raping me! Wait, what'd he say? I think he said they're raping me. They are kind of. Okay, weird sound effect. Thank you Code Blue.

Was that them taking off all the tasers? How many tasers did they hit him with? They nail him with everything they have. He's indestructible. Yeah, he's like Predator. Edward rules. If I did that to Edward and he lived through that, I would be like- I go, alright, let's leave him.

I go, he's not going to jail. Let's take him to a laboratory. Let's steal his cum and freeze his come and take them to a lab. And then I'm getting drunk with them. Yeah, let's- You're going to DARPA, bud. Let's walk over to the gray car there. Passenger side. Good start to a Sunday morning.

Did you get a good connection on those? The cops get a call from some 11- Hang on. The cops ask, did you get a good connection on those tazes? And he's like, yeah, they were all perfect connections. He just took them. Oh yeah, the cops are wondering, how come he didn't? Yeah, yeah.

They're like, why'd you have to mace him? And he goes, because he's Edward. He's Edward. Yeah, he's It's fucking Edward. You know Edward. Is this your first rodeo? It's Edward. You haven't been to Edwards place Hey rookie, it's Edward the guy eats tasers for breakfast The cops go we gotta call the Colonel now. He's gonna want his property back the guy We gotta send them they go the guy showers with a toaster. They're like should we call? The guy showers with a toaster. They're like, should we call... It's fucking Edward.

He brings a microwave into the bathtub. He eats nails for breakfast, bud. They have the National Guard on standby every time they go to Edward. They're like the 60s National Guard, they got the same hot helmets. They're like, can we handle Edward or call him in? I don't know. The courts, I'd have to deploy another probe Even this guy knows he's like how's Edward doing today like first of all congratulations for being alive That's no one's done. There's not enough electricity in the fucking world to take Edward down, bub

Let's get done with that. We scraping him off the asphalt for a week. We had to ID him off a couple of molars. His wife was distraught. He was going to get arrested if he didn't and try to get back into the house and then became resistive and wrapped both arms around that freaking post of the deck there. They couldn't free him so several cycles of the taser and spray and he still fought until we hosed him. Hug your wife and kiss your kids tonight. Look at the look on this guy's face.

This guy's face, this guy's like, whoa, maybe we should just let him go. He sounds kick ass. Look at him. He still fought until we hosed him, you know. He sounds kick-ass We see still fought until he hosed him and he the guys like oh my god like maybe we should just get out of here Right now Edwards gonna like just like blow up the car. He's gonna like come to the roof of the car like Godzilla Do we want this guy in our bed? I don't know are the bars in the in the in the cruiser strong enough One of those doors made out of on that cruise

Where's the trench go cuz he's a werewolf These old guys fueled by hate are unstoppable What is that Now it's the mine What the fuck is that? Is that your phone, Jay? No, it's not mine. I don't have a line. Oh, shit.

What the fuck's your timer for? But started a timer. I don't have timers. Oh my god. It's your gay sex timer. Yeah, it's your boyfriend's. It's my JOI with countdown. Time for anal.

He had a 24-hour JOI. I was supposed to come right there, guys. Sorry. He'd get through a cycle, and then he would rip the cords. So I'd have to come right there guys. Sorry. If he get through a cycle and then he would rip the cords, you know, so I'd have to deploy another probe into him to get a connection and then it'd go through another cycle and he'd do the same thing. I'm gonna take him down to Gunnarsons for med clearance and hopefully he'll, I mean he seems a little calmer now, but Captain, we might have to take those lawnmower blades to his face and finish the job.

I'm gone and I think him going into the house is just gonna give us more problems, yeah. Yeah, we shot him in the head. Watch the window down, Ed. Captain, spit the bullets up. Ha ha ha ha ha. Off, as soon as we get out of the hospital. Here we go, back to Adword.

Right, Ed, we're gonna get you cleaned up, okay? All right, take your time, sir. I'm going to head. I'll get out. Turn your feet out. I'll get out, sir, don't help me. I'm just gonna help you so you don't fall over. If you don't help me, I can help you.

We all can. We know how to get out. That's such a mushroom over there. It's a pain in the ass. They busted on his face. He's still smiling. It does look like they came on his face. I guess you can't kill me until you come on my face.

He goes, is this what you wanted, huh? You wanted to see jizz come out of my nostrils because you tased me so hard? They go, just because you can't kill me. They're like face fucking molding his nose shut. Like, yeah, Edward, maybe we can't kill you, but we can fuck you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hey, how's it going, sweetie? He turns into a sweetheart. The officer also sustained a lacerditch. We've been here before he loves this because hey sweetie How you doing sugar? He loves jail. Yeah, he gets really nice that arm that required medical treatment I got your seat belt. I got it from here. I get it. Okay. I get it. Thank you Oh, I got your seatbelt. He goes, I got it from here. I get it. OK. I can get it.

Thank you. No need for you. He's got a complete change of heart. Yeah. He's like, why did I resist? I love this. Because you guys are kind of cool. He goes, free ride?

Free backseat ride? He goes, I kind of like you guys. He goes, he's like, I haven't been on a drive in 17 years. He goes, my sister, annoying bitch, you guys are kind of fucking cool. You guys kick ass. Damn. This is the basement in Area 51. Don't be gonna have a seat.

The jail staff will come and take those off. He goes, alright. As a result, Edward was charged with felony resisting an officer causing injury, misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct, and he was subsequently released on a $1,000 signature bond. As of July 25th, court determined that Edward was not competent to stand trial. He has been ordered to undergo treatment and the case has been suspended until January 2025 to reassess his competency. Treatment and the case has been suspended until January 20 25 His company ever dude, he got out visit code blue. Wow, he got some code blue shirts, dude

All you guys is be insane and they're just like he's just like Yeah, I'm a psychiatrist. Take me to prison. They also love Edward. They know he's not crazy, but they're just like we don't want to put him in jail Let's say he's crazy and he can go back to the trailer. They go. Let's tase him again next week I go we already busted on his face. That was pretty amusing If we if we keep him in jail, what are we gonna do next week? Have you ever seen anything like that? It's like storm hunters like like they can't believe they're like, oh my god. We've tasted 30 times He's still standing. They're like, okay, let's go to the chief of police and let's get a budget for a 50 caliber

and let's see if he can do that. I don't know, let's just keep trying. The next video is like, this is Edward, Code Blue Cam, you know, we shot him, yet he didn't die. They're in front of him with an AR 15 Just unloading in his body and he's just like he's getting hit and he's just screaming but he's still Still just keeps walking. It's clear footage of Edward sprinting through the desert as they try to break him with an AC 130 from sand dune to sand dune. Like the Hulk.

Yeah. Man, he is resilient. He is a resilient man, Edward. I was okay. We should do a GoFundMe for Edward to get him out of that trailer so he could do his own thing. Get him into Devon's basement. I would love that.

I don't know if Devon would be happy about that. I can't bring Edward here. He's like a stray puppy. Yeah. imagine Edward here. Who's the lady? Lady go back to that. That's the Australian retard the Australian breakdancer that was terrible and she's like She's like talking about all the criticism she got for sucking ass. Let's go. I don't really know how interesting this is. We'll see Hi everyone right gun here I just want to start by thanking all the people who have supported me. I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to

bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realize that. No one got any joy from you being terrible Also, we did actually we all laughed you ass what breakdance is Olympic sports sucked ass You've seen that Chinese kid who like cries when he breakdances on Instagram in the Olympics No, he like he's just like he's like eight and he like dancing everywhere else is pretty cool Yeah, do we talk about this how we got taken away from black people? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, this is, she's a break dancer. Yeah, this is the one, the embarrassing one, the one that was the worst. This is heartbreaking. She was in the Olympics. Let's watch her break dance. She was break dancing and she looked like, you know when you take your dog to the park

and it starts scratching its back on the lawn? No, I don't see it. And it just gets on its back and it's just like. This, have you seen this interview? No. This is fucking heartbreaking. This is gonna make you feel terrible. I don't care. Let's see.

Open the door to so much hate. Uh, which is frankly been pretty devastating. I love her. Well, I went out there and I had fun. I did take it very seriously. I worked my butt off preparing for the Olympics and I gave my all, truly. I'm honoured to have been a part of the Australian Olympic team and to be part of Breaking's Olympic debut. What the other athletes have achieved has just been phenomenal. In

regards to the allegations and misinformation floating around I'd like to ask everyone to please refer to the recent statement made by the AOC as well as the posts on the Osprey King. What are the allegations that she sucked ass? The allegations were that she was trolling essentially. Oh, that sucks. Can we watch her break dance? Can we watch her break dance?

It's so fucking good. Oh fuck. With the Olympic shit. It's so fucking. Can we do it off camera? It's just her doing, it's just her twitching and shit. It's just, it's just horrific. Let's just risk it.

Can we do it? No, no, we can't. Can we do it off camera? Yeah, we can watch it off camera. Everyone's seeing it. Johnny, it's so fucking good. Also, it's kind of hot in a weird way. I love her.

I want her to. She's kind of like sexy. Well, I love that. Oh no. We got Ringo. So this is her. It was an Olympic performance. Bam. Oh no, bitch. No. Bam. Oh no. It got Riga. So this is her it was an Olympic performance

She literally she looks like a like actually go to go to the hate watch reddit There there's a better version of this really yeah, Rimming a bubble made one God bless Rimming a bubble. Well, let's you got a fucking no Drag that motherfucker through the dirt. This guy keeps the reddit alive You know ready anyone who talks we did we said he was like fucking Ben said he was the guy who you know Well that shit Ben falsely accused falsely accused them and you know Rimming a bubble actually, you know, he's he creeps me out But I got buses. All right, he really you got us not post. What is my what are you talking about? Go down. He it's you'll see right there. There it is post once a day rooming Full screen for Johnny full screen for me, baby. Oh

Let's do this shit, and then she just she looks like a retarded woman that works for like a wildlife way station or something Like she looks like. Yeah, Steve Irwin's a sister. She looks like a mentally ill person that like saves baby birds, like in the woods. You saved my bird. And then just does weird little things on the floor. Hey, let's go baby. That sucks ass, that stinks.

Now she's dancing around. She's got a great ass. I knew you would like this. Yeah, that's really. Oh wow. That's horrible. No. It's really oh wow that's no horrible She's having like a seizure that's it that was sick. That was that sucks ass. That's That's her that's her flavor flava right there everybody get their own one of those guys. I didn't know I don't know she's kangaroo hopping

She's doing a kangaroo She's jumping on her head. This looks like a kid that had too much sugar No, this looks like a hot shit. This literally looks like a kid that you gave too much candy and he's running around the house Come on. Honestly she's fucking hot. Yes. Oh Give me that angle. Oh, holy shit, Jody Okay, that now that's... She's retarded. She's retarded. I don't know.

She's a hot baby that needs to be protected. Anyways, let's go back to her now. I agree. Let's see what she said. She's retarded. She deserves all the hate. Graham Page as well as the WDSF breaking for Gold page. Bit of a fun fact for you.

There are actually no points in breaking. If you want to see how the judges thought I compared to my opponents, you can actually see the compa- Didn't she get a zero from everybody? Yeah, I think so. First time ever getting zeros from every- I don't know about, I don't know the points stuff, but she got the worst of the worst. Yeah. I don't know about I don't know the points stuff, but she got they had the worst of the worst Yeah Send percentages across the five criteria

on a long countdown time or reaching zero there I'm gonna be in Europe for a few weeks for some pre-planned downtime But I really like to ask the press to please stop harassing my family, my friends, the Australian breaking community and the broader street dance community. Man, imagine if the press is coming to you and they're like, hey, what do you have to say about your sister's retarded performance in the Olympics Also, just the bass imagine a mass Accusation that you were so bad that you simply must have been joking like you were trolling it This was a prank. Yes or no. Yeah, I have my I have to die it

No, it's even more devastating that they didn't even go like it was just bad They go this how you are you fucking with us? Yeah, you're this you're messing with us you You fucked with the sanctity of the Olympics you pulled a prank They think she's like a part of like a jackass Like is this a Nathan for you stunt or what was this exactly? I'm just imagining me meeting her at a little cafe in Italy You know she's looking for some downtime honestly honestly and I just pretend like I don't

know who she is you know and you give her a little lip out. I have a little cigarette and I just start some small talk you know. You guys would be fucking sweet. Fireworks on their own. Everyone has been through a lot as a result of this so I ask you to please respect their privacy. I'll be happy to answer more questions on my return to Australia. Tragic, tragic. Yeah. Poor girl.

That you entered the Olympics and you never once looked at what breakdancing actually is and you're in the breakdancing competition in the Olympics Well, she qualified there's but there's a black kid in fucking on Beale Street right now That's not her fault jumping over his whole family not in Australia tricks all over his head and doing everything It's way more impressive. Hey, hey, hey, you didn't take a spot from him. She she More so embarrassing, but do they not look into what breakdancing is? There's an aboriginal guy. Do they not look into what like good breakdancing is? They try, they don't have, they clearly don't have a big breakdancing scene in Australia. They don't have YouTube.

Dude, every Australian guy does. She found out late! It's not like she had four years, or like her whole life to train for this. She probably found out about breakdancing a few years before the Olympics. She did it casually Then she went to a tournament to qualify and everybody else sucked even worse. There's gotta be somebody in Australia That's like there's 100% somebody who's way better way from the Philippines who immigrated there some shit I mean, you know, it's gonna break dance or fucking There's some shit. I mean, you know, it can break dance or fucking. Filipinos. Yeah.

Yeah. But there's so many Filipinos and have you not seen romper stopper? That's a whole fucking story. So there's all these little menos. Don't you have to be born in the country to qualify for the Olympics? That's what? No, that's bullshit. Really? I thought Devin, right? No. What? Joel Embiid played for the team USA in basketball and you need citizenship.

This is. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, they probably don't have cities. They probably there's that I guarantee There's a Asian kid and fucking the Australian well Didn't go to the qualifying tournament, and it's still not ray guns fault and so we're alone ray gun Her name is like Raylin Gun you know what I mean? But anyways I say we forgive her and we move right that along. No, I think she should be hunted That should never escape her yeah, I have she starts and only fans and I'm going to be her her biggest

Contributor I hope she comes to downtown LA that would be nice. I just see her like a bar and And yeah, I would like to see suck tits a little bit. Oh just a little bit. I would like to see it Are we doing the JOI right now? What's going on? I just started getting horny. Yeah, just like a little bit You guys think she's like hot. Yeah, I did if I saw her out on the on the block. I'd holler There's something there and she's like there's something about her She's retarded. That's She needs like she needs a big strong man to just go like hey retard stop breakdancing you know Yeah, yes, you know

Yeah, you know well, what are you gonna do Do I hope her life is forever haunted now? You're sick Yeah, sure you're twisted in your ear look at the look at his a yeah, he wants people to have pain No, no not at all I just think if you enter the Olympics and you think that's gonna fly to you like never once looked into what breakdancing is That's you know yeah, that is crazy. She tried her best she qualified for the Olympics blamed the blame the tournament blame Australia for not promoting the qualifying tournament. I don't know what she was supposed to do She made it she made it to the Olympics. Here's what I think it happened, right? So like breakdancing whenever I think a breakdancing guy doing the windmill. Yeah

That nobody did that in the Olympics and I well maybe somebody did it But the thing is I think what happened is people like no we're going back to roots breakdancing when they're first figuring it out No, no, I think other guys were doing that they were well aren't they winning did they win? No, you shouldn't win. I think the way will spin on your fucking hate. No the best guys were doing that I don't think they were the winner even sucked ass Yeah, they had the video the gold medalist that got, then they had a video of like a 12 year old trying to get this fucking destroyed. Yeah, 12 year old would play better than the winner of the gold medal. Oh, you know what? I read something about how there is like an athletic commission in very competitive breakdancing,

and they were not involved with the Olympics, and so a lot of the best guys were just like, I don't even want to be part of this. Because they knew probably, they probably knew people like Reagan would be in. And they're like, this is a joke. Like the Olympics. You should join the show that they are. This is the bullshit. Now I think they were like, this is, this is a sham. We have a great little like community.

I just think breakdancing is a fucking retarded sport. Honestly. I'm sure it's athletic and I'm sure it's amazing and it's a and it's a dance but it is impressive when honestly does it like you know on the subway yeah and synchronized are they is that the next thing they add they add doing pull-ups on the subway yeah that's in the Olympics they had selling Lucy's on the train the Olympics they can play their beats their drape beats pill louder? Yeah, how far can you walk to recycle these cans Alright well, I love you guys. Oh shit. We're done. I want to go for five more hours What's been going on with you?

Dude, I fuck it. I did the grossest shit I've done. You pierced your ear. I pierced my ear. Oh, yeah, by the way. No, no, I didn't pierce my ear. It never closed. Why did you pierce your ear?

Are you getting back on Myspace? Show it. Yeah. Turn more. I don't think anyone can see it. Yeah, you can see right there. No, it never closed. I thought it closed.

I just felt like it. I was bored. I've been listening. Is that the gay ear? Yeah. You always pierce your right ear at I just felt like it, I was bored. I've been listening. Is that the gay ear? Yeah. You always pierce your right ear at the gay one. No, the gay one, I didn't pierce it, it never closed. I just put it right back in.

Okay, but I know, but when you have an earring. I didn't know this is the gay side. Is the right or left one, the right one's the gay side? The right one's the gay side. And my mom made fun of me for like years. And eventually I was just like, mom, ever since getting this ear pierced, I can't stop sucking cock.

And then she was like go Johnny and then stopped Do you think it's gonna affect you with the milfs? No, I don't know. I just think do women still look at the right they go. Okay, so fucking 3 that will help John somehow I think I always liked it, but last night I fucking got a mandolin There's a the animal no the fucking slicer. Oh Slice her to make your onion. I saw this gay guy on Instagram and he makes these like cucumber salads It's not really good and I got this it's actually really gross. I got a fucking it slices. I'm real thin. It's delicious

I like them chunky though You know means I slice the onions and I mix it with mayonnaise and black pepper And I just eat the raw onion with mayonnaise and black pepper, and it was really tasty But I sliced a good like I sliced a good like like 25% of the pad of my fucking finger off Dude it wouldn't stop bleeding for like to be careful. No. I didn't know if that was blood It wouldn't stop bleeding for like 30 minutes, and then uh This is fucking gross. It's not funny. It's fine It's okay. We don't expect that fucking

I got really horny Okay, hey you try jacking off I was like the bleeding stopped and then I looked down and my cock was like covered in blood This blood covered cock and it was like Lube he did Oh God. So I had this blood covered cock. And it was like. He used it as lube. He did like a. I did it. I did it.

I was like fuck it. Army hammer. Exactly. I did an army hammer wank. And then I just like kept going. But you know, I don't have a shower. God dude. I don't have a shower.

The end of Gone Girl. Oh no. Yes. I just fucking put my underpants on. Oh no. Painted crack cock. Yeah. Fucking it looked like a,

my cock looked like a Comanche warrior. And I just went to bed. Jesus Christ John. And then I went. Did you clean up today? Yeah, well, you know what's funny is my priority list was, I was like, dude, I should really clean the blood off my cock this morning,

but I was like, no, I'm gonna get my hair pierced first. I did that. Jesus, buddy. Scramble to get my cock cleaned. Oh my God. Yeah, but the raw onions are really good. They just make me feel good. Oh, okay. All right, well, that's... I love you guys.

Let's end on that. Unbelievable. We love you all. We'll be back next week as usual. And Jock Week coming soon. Yeah, yeah. Don't even... I mean, after that. Don't even... Don't promote soon. Yeah. Yeah

Don't promote anything hey, I did I did like puke I'm blood cock So what about the guy that pierced your fucking ear or you would just I had like you were just like okay We were sitting there with a little blood They didn't know I had my pants on yeah Ever dude it was cool. All right. Also. mixing with sweat. So now there's like bloody sweat Yeah, my dick must have been like fucking were your legs covered in like bloody sweat I'm now wiped it up as much as I could but I haven't fuck my pubes are crazy. So All right, that bummed me out bad guys good night