Hate Watch with Devan Costa - F, Marry, Bind

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

John's getting evicted, Lil Tay has come back from the dead, BTK's daughter chimes in on the Kohburger case, fat woman calls the cops and then gets her boyfriend tased. Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Fucking wheel came off the chair.

It's over here. Well, you're half insane. You need to lose a few legs. Do you wanna... Are you gonna do this now? That chair's in bad, bad shape. It's the bullshit, it's the bullshit chair. That chair's taking a beating.

This one fucking. But I wonder why it's in bad shape. Because it's the Jace chair, okay? Wow. That's why it's taking a fucking beating. What, you think it's me doing all this shit? He's throwing people under the bus. He needed that.

He's like, I have to deflect ASAP. Yeah, what are you doing, John? Poor Jace. All things done. Why? He's a people under the bus. He needed that. He's like, I have to deflect ASAP. Yeah, what are you doing, John? Poor Chase. All things done. Oh, God. Why? He's a big boy. He's a giant boy.

Well, we also don't know if that's the chair. This is dumb. He hasn't been on the show in like six months. What are you talking about? He's like, where's the... He can lift a Volkswagen over his head. It's fucking insane. We'll get you like a buffet tray to sit in or something.

Very good. How did that even come off? I think it rolls. I think it's the carpet and the carpet catches on it. Definitely doesn't do with my fucking weight, dude. You're not even that fat. No. No.

No, I'm overweight, though. I'm not obese. I mean, the other night you came over and you had a bag of Doritos and then you immediately gave yourself food poisoning. Dude, I had fucking... Well, I think it was the Prince, because I went to the Prince and that spicy chicken, delicious, but ooh, that's suspect.

You could use a good stomach flu. That always helps kickstart a fatso's weight loss plan. I haven't eaten anything today except a cookie. You should go back to Africa and get Ebola or something. You get really intense shit? Yeah, I had a bag of Flamin' Hot Doritos, and I literally got body aches from it.

I was like fucking Tom Cruise in Slash Samurai. Have you ever just read the bag? Like, what's in it? Yeah, I mean, it's gotta be the worst thing. You can't pronounce any of the stuff in it. Yeah, okay, genius. What are you? Okay, supersize me.

You get it. It's bad for you. You're also in the group text going like, guys, like, I fucking feel so bad. I think I have the flu. And then Devin's like,

yeah, you ate a bag of Doritos. Yeah, but it wasn't because of that. No, no, no. John actually did this. I go, he goes, dude, I'm like kind of sick today. So then I go, today I was like, John, are you actually sick?

Because if you are, don't show up. Yeah, Devin acts like it's fucking 2019 and it's like Delta variant. You've done this a lot. I've done this podcast with COVID. Yeah, and we didn't like you. Yeah, but none of you, you're fine. I did this podcast. We all got sick.

You've gotten us sick countless times. You got Jay sick. You guys are, no, I don't believe that. You made us all think we had monkey pox one time. I mean, you're a dirty, dirty man. You have a long history of showing up to places with infectious diseases. You know, just fucking, you know, it's me, dude. John brought AIDS to Africa.

I did not. What I was saying was He's so delusional All I was checking on was Are you actually sick? But it annoys me And John goes No, it's just a stomach flu

And then Joey and I are like So you have influenza? A stomach flu is like When you have like diarrhea That's food poisoning Yeah, food poisoning You can catch a stomach flu That's contagious

Oh, well Also, it's just gay That you ask I think it's just gay That you ask if I'm sick. How is that gay? None of us want to be sick. The flu sucks to hell. No one wants the flu.

Like, why do you care? It's gay. You're a man. Get the flu, too. Why? So we can sit next to you for- It's called group immunity, all right? Just fucking-

We know you love it. You love gag reflex. I have no- Very good. I have no friends ever ask me if I'm sick and then be like, don't show up. Because you work at a train station. What are you talking about? I have monkey paw.

No, no, no. I got tons of friends. All your friends are on dialysis. Are you kidding me? It's just gay. It's just gay. I find it gay. It's gay.

Well, it's inconsiderate and you're retarded for finding it gay. I think that's even gayer that you called it inconsiderate. It's not gay for not wantingate using words like you're a selfish pig you're a selfish pig he just john is like i'm lonely dude fucking i'm gonna give you my disease dude i'm fucking lonely tonight listen everybody had monkey pox and he was still going like i didn't know no you when you knew you were like gosh man i fucking just like really want to hang like is that cool if i come yeah meanwhile his hand is like falling off. Can I tell you a story?

Yeah. In the middle of monkey box, I was going nuts, dude. Like my hands were falling off and shit. Were you wearing like mitts and shit? I was wearing like gloves, but it was still like, there was still like COVID out. So like people, they just thought I was being extra cautious. I straight up went to a Pan Express.

Oh, you're a piece of shit wow i just had to get out of the house man it was crazy you didn't just order it why couldn't you just get it delivered why don't you take a walk i think actually i think actually this was after i was i got over the initial like week where they're like he's his own doctor too he goes i'm pretty sure like i'm over the initial i did go go to Panda, dude. It was crazy. I did get another guy sick. For sure. You do it constantly.

That's why we brought it up. Because you're an inconsiderate pig. You're gay, dude. Yeah, no. He's insane. Devin's a fucking bug chaser. This is a normal thing. He chases bugs, okay?

Don't give me that shit. And I just don't like the fucking... No evidence of this. I don't like the... I don't chases bugs okay don't give me that shit and it's i just don't like i don't like the fucking no evidence of this i don't like the i don't like i just don't i just don't like getting texted like are you really you're the only person on earth that thinks people are assholes for not wanting to get sick because you're sick because you're so i don't think you're an asshole you're so gay you're so selfish and all-encompassing you think everyone should just be like honored to be around you regardless if you have a contagious disease

or a flu. I literally hit up the group chat. I literally hit up the fucking group chat. I said, I think I got some food poisoning shit all day. You didn't say food poisoning. You said, I'm pretty sick. I'm confused. I thought the stomach flu was food poisoning. Sorry, I thought it was a different thing. I went to the fucking

place. You were tired. I went to the place place. You showed me. I went to the place you fucking showed me. I ate the dish you loved and it made me this way. No, it probably was the Doritos. It wasn't the Doritos. It was the Korean chicken,

you fucking asshole. It was the Korean chicken and all sorts of shit. Fucking Korean chicken that tastes really good, but it's definitely not fucking prepared correctly. And it got me sick because you showed it to me. He keeps blaming Asians. You're going to panic spams.

I'm on an anti-Asian. I'm on an anti-Asian tyrant right now after my fucking landlord, dude. You're getting evicted, right? You're getting evicted? I don't know yet. He sent me a three-day notice. He doesn't know yet. I don't know yet. Isn't today the third day notice he doesn't know i don't know isn't today

the third day yeah i'm gonna show up in my house i hope you show up and it's like i hope it's like fucking uh i hope he's blasting leila and throwing all your clothes in the driveway i hope it's like tony when he gets caught it's like that scene in pootie tang he's throwing it out the second floor window the best part is that john moved his girlfriend into this house that he just ran everybody out of by these antics, because of these antics. Yeah, and immediately. So then he's like, hey, he's like, to his girlfriend, he's like,

I've got this fucking sick new house. Oh, you couldn't, we have our whole house to ourselves. She gets there and then like two days later, he's like, you're being evicted. Eviction notice. Which for, no matter who you are, always shakes into your core holy shit yeah yeah

what am i in like am i like in precious or something like i thought i was living my life better than this i had a real franco moment i was like it's okay baby like everything's all right no but it is i'm gonna be fine i went to i went to a uh uh i'm in a gray area i'm in a weird gray area but also i don't think the guy has the money to evict me like he i i'm like he need my well it's california so you get a you get by on our liberal laws where you could swat for years and pasadena's extra extra and like the whole city's got rent control now you don't have a choice and uh the uh but the thing is is like my lawyer keeps like hitting them up being like this this like three-day notice is ridiculous like because it is ridiculous they serve me that and uh he's

basically made it impossible for me to pay my rent and he's not accepting your rent no he's made it impossible for me to add new roommates so that i'm forced to take the burden of a 3200 rent myself which is not trying to smoke out trying to smoke me out. It's not going to work. Are you paying your share? I'm paying my share. I've never missed my share. Now I'm in a legal gray area because technically I'm not paying rent. But it doesn't really say on the lease that each member of the lease

is responsible for the full amount of rent, which is different. But anyways, his legal team's just not responding to my lawyer. My lawyer's like, I don't know what's going on. just we're just gonna fucking sue the guy uh but uh yeah i went to a land i went to a tenants rights union meeting yesterday and that was fucking crazy it's like like in season chavez unity solidarity he's making signs and

dude it's crazy they might they might they're like communists they're all like communists and they like hate the police but they're like they're like really like welcoming and they're gonna like protest in front of my landlord's house and shit it's crazy they're like yeah we can get like 40 people to go to his house and like crazy things the minute you get any money you'll be fucking running over those people with a tank let me get these bums out of my yard but it was it was i went did that everyone's really nice there's also like you know you you hear all these stories of other landlords where it's like this woman was like recovering from breast cancer and her fucking

she's like an immigrant and like her landlord was raising her rent like three hundred dollars every like three months just like insane disgusting shit and uh John's sitting at the meeting. You're like, yeah, my fucking, I have a fucking Asian, a landlord. Like, Hey,

his fucking guts. I just don't want to pay. Yeah. I'm doing like impressions of him. Like, well, I bet you, you know,

you're actually probably in a better position. Cause COVID happened. I bet the law, I bet they're all jammed up. A lot of these evictions and everything's probably more confusing. It's probably really hard to get a sheriff's deputy to come to a place. And, but when they do, man, so it's going to be g so it's gonna be gnarly but um there is no chance that you are kicked out the cops show up and they go get out he he has to go through and

actually get an eviction uh eviction which i i it's a process i actually have to go to i have to go to in front of a judge put that classic thing on your door right he put a three-day notice which is just a letter it's a a letter saying, I'm gonna evict you if you keep going. So, I'm calling his bluff. I don't think he has the money to do any of this because I don't think he has the money to pay a legal team for anything. I think he's got property, but I think he's a fucking

loser. And he's a fucking loser. Joey, you and I, I don't know about you, but I would never do this much work. I would just have gotten out. This would make my life so miserable. It's so stressful to hear about. I'm a ball of rage.

Every day I walk around stressed out. I actually signed up to speak at the next Pasadena. I actually signed up. I'm speaking at a city council meeting meeting on monday and uh but my lawyer like talked me out of it like i i like called him i was like i'm going to the housing rights board i'm going to the housing board of passing i'm going these three places i have a code enforcement coming in the house on monday doing this all monday and then i was like also there's a city council meeting at 4 30 and i've signed up to have a speaking role at the city council meeting and he

was like he's like john why are you going to city council and i was like god everyone has to know about the injustice and he was like that's don't he's like, John, why are you going to city council? And I was like, cause everyone has to know about the injustice. And he was like, that's don't. He's like, that's my job. I think he's just afraid I'm going to slander the guy I'm suing or something. Yeah. And then he'll,

it'll be harder for your lawyer to get you. Whatever. Yeah. It'd be pretty funny if John won like 7k at the end. I think all of this, I don't even think he's going to get that. It sounds to me like he's going to lose now. John thinks he's going to get,

I'm in a weird, I'm in a weird area. John thinks he's going to get $90,000. No, I'm in a weird area now. John thinks he's going to get $90,000. Remember how confident he was like even one week ago? $40,000 to $90,000. And now, listen to it, he's singing a different tune where he's like, I don't know, it's gray, it's a gray area.

He used to be like, yeah, I'm going to be rich off this. He's like, everybody's an idiot for not following along. And I was like, oh, it's a fucking gray area. Yeah, it might be a victim. And now, let's look at it now. All his roommates, they're all living lovely lives in new apartments, and John and his girlfriend are riding the rails. Dude, power shut off.

I have a bunch of cheese under my hat. Yeah, John's got a garbage can in the living room with a fire in it. I'm going to win. No, I'm going to win, and I'm very confident that I'm going to win. I'm going to win this habitability lawsuit. He's trying to rebuild his confidence back up. I'm going to win this. I'm going to win this.

He's like Tony Robbins. Positive reinforcement. I'm manifesting. You're not going to be able to do a positive reinforcement against a judge. You're going to be homeless. I literally will. Watch this show. He's looking at me going, you're going to be homeless.

No, I'm going to win. I'm going to win that case, but I'm just going to have to deal with some bullshit beforehand. I have a year of fucking bullshit. I'm also open. If he wants to play dirty, I'm getting code enforcement back. I'm opening another case on that. Let's revisit this next week. He's going to be homeless.

You live in a prison of your own. We'll see what's going on next week. I'm going to buy a condo in fucking Baja, California, and you're going to be jealous of me then. I'm going to buy the Haywatch mansion, dude. It's going to buy a condo in fucking Baja, California, and you're going to be jealous of me then. I'm going to buy the Haywatch mansion, dude. It's going to be a Tulum. Man, all your decisions really suck a lot of ass. You'll be begging for my timeshare time, dude. You're going to get a timeshare?

Yeah, it's a loom, dude. One of those people, you get a timeshare. I have the Haywatch timeshare. John, are you sure you'd ever spent any time at camp lejeune god that's a good one she's played a lot oh man okay so um little tay is in the news who i i'm not sure i ever really knew who she was. I remember maybe very quickly there was a video of a little girl being like,

fuck you, I got money, motherfucker, or something like that a few years ago. Some just a 14-year-old rapper girl, that hype beast person that's probably being used by her sick parents. And so I think yesterday or two days ago, it was announced she died. Yeah, big headline.

No, she's alive. Oh, oh. Well, sorry, it's not fucking a big surprise. Like, relax. Okay. Jesus. Devin's like, don't ruin Empire Strikes Back. Anyway, so, a couple days ago.

John, you don't need that. I need it. You don't need any caffeine. I don't need it. Okay. I do need it. Well, actually, John wants all this caffeine because he knows it's hard to sleep on the streets. He's got to stay up. I'm stoked on homelessness.

So, they said she was dead. About, like, eight hours later, everyone's like, well, the... I think the Vancouver and Los Angeles Police Department, they go, they deny investigating the death because they go, there's no record of her death and we haven't been alerted. She's she's died. No evidence. Yeah.

But so so this like little like this, this TikTok lady made a little video on it for a second. I don't know if you remember Lil Tay. She was an Internet sensation and she was always talking about how she was flexing on her haters and rich. She has passed away her parents released a statement on her and she has died suddenly and no further information has been released now where this story gets a little weird is her brother actually just passed away prior to her past that's right uh like a week earlier they

said her brother died too at the same time is Is he actually dead, the brother? Okay. Hold on. And there are also accusations of her father being abusive and exploiting her. No. Really? You think the 14-year-old girl holding wads of cash to her ear and saying the N-word is not being

exploited by her parents? From 2018 on Little Tay's account, showing her crying, and fans were very concerned about the abuse of her father. Now, like I previously said, the cause of her death is still unknown at this time. However, it is so sad because Claire was only 14 years old.

Let me know in the comments if you... Is she like a midget? What's going on? No, I don't... She's a little kid. She's 14. She's a kid. She's a child kid. She's 14. She's a kid. She's a child.

So then, where is this thing? Where is this thing? So this is another post. This is extremely sad news. The 14-year-old viral rapper Lil Tay, Claire Hope, has died along with her 21-year-old brother, Jason Tien. There is no word yet on the cause of death of these two incredibly talented young kids. By the way, I'm not sure about that. Does that sound right up by Vulture? So they posted

on her Instagram, it is with a heavy heart that we share the devastating news of our beloved Claire's sudden and tragic passing. We have no words to express the unbearable loss and indescribable pain. This outcome is, you know, blah blah, yada yada yada dead dead dead. Claire will forever remain

in our hearts and her absence, and then this is the video they have of her. Like, this is the video like, rest in peace, you sweet beauty. I got a brand new Jaguar. This car cost me $130,000, bitch. She's revving the engine. No grown-ass man hating on me, but that ain't changing nothing. I'm still gonna be rich. She's making the engine.

She's making it rain 10K. Yep, so that's Sean Baker's newest character, Little Tay. And then, later on in the day, it comes out it was all fake or something. And the brother went on the Instagram and posted this. To be clear, I am not dead. I don't, these are just, once 21, there's 14, they're having to claim they're not dead.

This is like a Tom Sawyer situation, like a fuck boy Tom Sawyer situation. Disconnected. They're hanging from rafters. To be clear, I am not dead. I don't have access anymore to the little Tay Instagram account. My sister and I were winning our case. It was just a couple of days before we got it all back. All her social media and come out about the truth.

Me and Tay are not dead. We don't got access to the account. Our parents want us gone off the internet, but we will not go away. This is our new account for now. They are spreading misinformation. We are not dead. They're the only... This is...

Our parents took everything and they abused Tay hard. What? All we ask is to share this post to your story and follow this account. More updates in a couple hours. So this is the world we live in. And you know what I'm most upset about

is that I have a lot of airbrushed T-shirts I gotta return. Because I had a mural painted just yesterday. You love little Tay. Right next to Kobe. Yeah, your big little Tay. Little Tay.

And, you know, I spent a lot. I paid a cholo about three grand to make some lovely airbrushed memorial shirts. The hood of Devin's Lexus has Lil Tay on it with some doves. See, I just assumed that this was a fake Fortran rumor, but so the brother's saying the parents went on the internet and said that they were dead?

That's what I believe. I think they did that because- They're the only ones that could have written something as that as articulate as their past as though she passed away or somebody or they got hacked no no they wanted they wanted little tay to be over the parents are like it's too much we're gonna fake her death that's what that's what fucking that no i guarantee that's what happened guarantee that i guarantee it they're like this is it this is it what This is it. What would you do? I would fucking be like, yeah, she's dead.

I don't think they want out of the little town. I think they want to, it's a PR circus. I think they want to inspire more her name out there more because she doesn't do anything. That could only make her more famous. Do you think it was her older brother? She doesn't have talent. The parents are like Joe Jackson if they were raising talentless retards. Is it really her parents doing all this?

Or was it her brother who started it all? Well, they said in that post that, you know, the parents abuse and that little Tay was crying in this video. There's a court case against the parents or whatever. So there's something going on. But I imagine the parents are doing this to inspire more hype around the little Tay name. Little Tay. Does she rap or does she just flex? I don't think she does anything. I think she just flexes.

She flexes and then a bunch of rappers put her in their music videos after she went viral because they're like, we'll have this little 12-year-old gangster, this Asian girl be... It's funny. It's a 14-year-old girl flipping money at the camera going, you ain't living like I'm living, bitch.

Revving a Lamborghini engine. Just another... camera going like you ain't living like i'm living bitch you know like revving a lamborghini engine so you know just another that's that's a it's a you know they're not retard goes viral and now they're trying to stay in the spotlight par for the course in 2023 wouldn't expect anything anything else from you little tay and you know my favorite person who's trying to get famous who's that joseph btk's daughter what btk's daughter is trying to uh is is she's latching on to cobra this is the best thing ever so this is the by the way i don't know if you know this btk's daughter like is on the law and crime network all the time discussing serial killers because she was i get you know btk's daughter but like what does she know?

She wasn't like helping him. That's the best part of her on these shows is like they'll find some real foggy segue to basically get to like, hey, your dad was BTK. That's kind of fucked up,

huh? Like, it'll be a random case and they'll find the foggiest connection and just be like, so this guy had a mustache. Your dad had a mustache.

How was it? Was that pretty fucked up when he was killing people? Did you think the mustache was a sign? Yeah, no, it's hilarious. Getting clout off of your serial killer father and then being like, I'm an expert on serial killers now

and I'm going to discuss, I have a job now in the Law and Crime Network. We're in the final phase of clout chasing. It's now where it's just like, hey, my dad's BTK. Yeah. I never thought I'd hear of anybody that's a bigger loser than Freddie Prinze Jr. You know, riding the cloud of their father. You think she's ever getting kicked out of a club going like, you know who my fucking dad is?

I'll fucking kill everyone here. fucking dad is. I'll fucking kill everyone here. Or like she'll call up for like dinner reservations and be like hey, you know, like they're like we're full. We don't have any room for you tonight. And they go, could you tell them it's Carrie Raider?

Alright, so is there any parts of this Joey or should we just play it from the beginning? Skip to like when her face comes on. But once again, look at Cobra. God, I'm hypnotized. So sad, so afraid, so alone. As soon as I see him, I'll... So vulnerable, so masculine, as Matty Rat would say.

What's this fucking Pirates of the Caribbean music? So there's the beat. Is that BDK's daughter? Yeah, and by the the way she has the same Fucking eyes and face As him and so like It kind of makes you like When you're listening to her talk

I bet she's a really nice person But there's this horrifying feeling Where it's like I'm looking at BTK She looks like she's been hiding the bodies In her forehead She looks like one of the fish from Spongebob She has the same furrowed eyebrows that BTK had. If we arrested BTK and I saw the daughter, I'd go, you're coming with us too.

I'd go, because look at you. This can't turn out well. You're a risk. We can't let you walk the streets. Anybody with those super villain eyebrows, you're coming with us. I also would go, listen, sweetheart, it's 2023. You're using wired AirPods? You're a straight up sociopath.

Why don't you take some of that BTK money, get some AirPods? We know you're living high on the hog because of your father. All right, so let's see what she has to say. Your father did the exact same thing, right? Yeah. Wait, go back. He just did one. He just did one.

Like, there was some innocuous thing where he was silent instead of pleading innocent. Yeah. Very common. You don't have to go back that far, actually. But he goes like, oh, your dad did that. It's quite common. He goes, so Coburger had a Hyundai, and your father actually had a Hyundai. Or he looked at a Hyundai at some point?

Are you looking into Hyundais at the moment? And silent. And the court basically entered the not guilty pleas on his behalf. Of course he entered not guilty. That's what a not guilty man does. We were all thinking, why does this sound familiar? Why does this sound familiar? Well, it's my understanding your father did the exact same thing, right? Yeah. And it had been a while since I wrote my book.

She wrote a book. This is what's crazy, dude. Don't you want to get as far away as possible from the fact your father was the BTK killer? I think she tried that because she changed her name even to Carrie Rawson instead of Carrie Raider. But then I think probably what happened is that you take one look at her, you're like, oh, you're BTK. It's like they put a little mustache.

BTK, they do that to her constantly. BTK, look! What were you saying earlier? It's like Richard Ramirez Jr. Oh yeah, it's like if Richard Ramirez is like Ray Baby, you signed up for Dancing with the Stars. ...of a serial killer's daughter. And I actually had wrote about my dad standing silent.

And then with everything going on, I totally forgot that Monday. And so I forgot to tell media. And then my friend on Twitter is the one that's laughing. She made it onto, as a media personality because she's so articulate and charming. It's not because BTGays

are dead or anything. I got a lot of attention on Twitter for some reason talking about my murdering dad. My father was arrested in February of 2005. I was notified that he was a detective.

Iconic. He looks like the cop from Beverly Hills Cop. He looks like the guy from Midnight Run. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks like the worst character in Midnight Run. The annoying guy that's chasing him the whole time. Yeah, the other bounty hunter.

He also looks like the Robocop villain he's got kind eyes yeah exactly he's got some kind eyes are we sure he did it by the way that's a good point and you're gonna find out in this interview that he's pen pals with

no no no not pen pals with Koberger but he talks about Koberger he talks about Koberger in talks about Coburger in prison? Yeah, yeah. He goes, you know, Coburger did mine. I didn't even do him. BTK looks like he makes a mean chili. Oh, I guarantee you he makes a really good chili. I bet he makes

like awesome chili. He's probably got like a little secret. He goes, you know, I use paprika. And he lets it simmer for like three hours. He goes, the secret is this pan. Because I've never washed it. We knew right away that first weekend he was guilty. The FBI called us and told us that my dad was confessing the first night to 10 murders, including children.

How many people did BTK kill? 10-ish. Wait, look it up, because I'm always way off. And what was his main, what was his form? Was he like a three-point shooter? Was he a low-post guy? He would sneak into your house at night, bind you, torture you, and then kill you.

Yeah. Oh, so he really liked the house stuff. He was a rapist, though, right? I actually, I think so. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, I remember the first one was that guy who came home and basically found his wife dead.

Ten people. Ten. That's what I said. I think there's like... Bind, torture, kill. That's why he was named BTK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a good rapper name.

He was sending letters. It sounds like a game he'd play, like fuck Mary Kill. Little BTK. Yo, we out here, bitch. There's ten bodies in my house, motherfuckers. Yeah. Yo, my dad said I'm dead on Instagram, but I'm not, motherfucker.

BTK. All right. They told us they'm not Alright She's got craters in her head Souvenirs from the crime scenes Underneath our floorboards Driver's licenses, jewelry, things like that So We knew right away even before the public did That my dad was guilty So we started writing my dad's letters that spring and saying,

Hey, you're guilty. You know, you should man up. And my family called him, visited him, talked on the phone. BTK, can we open our presents? My dad was actually trying to get his eyes open. BTK, put the book down the water slide. BTK, put the water slide. BTK, can you read Curious George to me again?

They call him Bind Torture Kill. My name is Bind Torture Kill, otherwise known as Pop Pop. If he should plead guilty, if he wanted a trial, he said he needed to see the evidence. My mom and I were like, what?

What? You know you did this. Like, what is it you need to see that they have on you? They were like, Dad, you know you did this. He's like reading the paper like, shut up. He's like, the New York Times has gone to shit. We all know it's liberal crap now you can't trust the words i say fake news fake news now come to bed i'm gonna tuck you in i'm btk very conflicted by like his duties to his family he didn't want all this really bad stuff

coming out it all came out anyway and he was warning letters he's like all this stuff he didn't want he really didn't the daughter goes i he us with letters. He's like, all this stuff. What the fuck? He really didn't. The daughter goes, he didn't want this bad stuff coming out. All this binding talk. He did his talk of binding and torturing and killing. You know, it was a simple me too. Sexual misconduct. She goes, you know, BTK, my father's in prison meanwhile aziz ansari walks free

come out basically like about my father being in bondage and dressed up and all these horrible things he did with his murders and so we're just learning a little bit about my dad and literally a lot of stuff came out in court after he fled so mid-apApril then, he's warning us. He says, look, I got an arraignment coming up. You know what? I have some of these letters. So if I may, I'll read you. Let me read some of them. One was, we start on pre-arraignment next week

on April 19th. The dog and pony show will start. He's like Trump. Media and rest is a mess. He wrote this on Truth Social. Then he goes on to say in a different one, there will be a non-guilty plea at some point that will give us time to review

more evidence. At some point, we will make final plea. So much for all the legal. Fake news, FBI. I think I'm going to beat the case. Robert Mueller's up to no good again. He goes, who's to decide what binding really is? He goes, he's like, is this binding? He grabs his lawyer's hand and goes, judge, is this a bind?

You know what? You've got me in quite the bind. Decide our final plea. Bottom line, if I plea not guilty, I'm not selling the family out at the time at this time i need time to make a final decision yeah exactly so we're we're going back and forth hey guys carrie you seem like a really nice woman but you're scaring the shit out of me you look just like btk it's true though she had a mustache she'd look exactly like her dad Oh yeah By the way you guys know about my I have weird

Family history connections to serial killers When you first told me this by the way You accidentally said it was Richard Ramirez Which is way crazier But it's still good Okay so my dad's cousin Lisa Levy Was murdered by Ted Bundy.

That's fucking crazy. In Florida. Was she a hiker? No, that was when he was on his college tour. He was doing colleges. She was in a sorority or something? Yeah, it was when he was killing sorority members in Florida. Florida State, I believe, or whatever.

And that was like his last run. That was his last dance. State, I believe, or whatever. And that was like his last run. That was his last dance. That was the 98 Bulls. Jordan's last game. Bundy's Florida run. Those are the ones that got him caught, I believe.

He was getting sloppy. Because he left California, he went to Utah, and then he moved. Back then, they didn't have a database like computers, so all you had to do was leave the state, and police records were finished. He went to Utah And then he moved Because back then They didn't have A database Like computers So you could All you had to do Was leave the state And police records Were finished

Like they couldn't If they don't recognize Your face They're just like I don't know We don't know where he is Who is he? Yeah so

I think by that time They had more evidence I think he stayed But she's in the Ted Bundy documentary On Netflix It's like there's a whole Segment on Elisa Levy

Your dad's cousin? My dad's cousin Were they close? He knew her, vaguely. They weren't, you know, everyone's young and going to their own stuff. I don't know any of my cousins. But, yeah, they were family. And then,

this is not blood, but the my mom's uncle's wife was at one point married to the Hillside Strangler in Los Angeles. Yeah, so when you first said that to me, it was Richard Ramirez. Which one? The Hillside Strangler, the guy that was like...

There's two. There's the Hillside Stranglers. There's two guys. You're thinking of the Boston Strangler. No, I'm thinking of Hillside Stranglers are two guys at an auto body shop in Glendale. Yeah, one of them... They torture people at. Probably the handsome one. Oh, a different guy. Hill Boston Strangler. No, I'm thinking of Hillside Strangler. There were two guys at an auto body shop in Glendale. Yeah, one of them. Probably the handsome one. Hillside Strangler.

Who am I thinking of? Could you pull that picture up? I think this guy. Hey, your aunt was fucking banging a hot dude. She was killing it at the time. She had good taste, obviously. But yeah, this is the guy that I think throughout, there was a whole summer in LA

where they were like, you know, people were like, you gotta close your windows. Because nobody really has air conditioning in LA. That was like every six months in LA in the 70s. It's not really hot enough, so these serial killers were like, god, this city, you know, they're saving all this money on air conditioning. I could just go right through their window. Hell yeah.

They want a nice breeze? I'll give them a breeze. So were they married? Your window being open is going to make this a real breeze, buddy. Yeah, you know what will really make this summer a lot easier? If I kill you. So, yeah, really weird, really bizarre. Two serial killer connections in my family.

That is weird. Very, very strange. And your mom didn't know Manson, but she knew people who knew him. That is true. That's like a 70s LA thing. But that's also a classic. If you're from LA and you're from the Valley, like my mom used to play on Spawn Ranch. Nobody's from LA. That's crazy if you're not from LA. To me, when I heard that, I was like, what the fuck?

I grew up with my mom and dad having dinner parties with people, like whatever, LA writers and intellectualss poets and shit and uh a few of them i remember them just casually talking about a guy named charlie yep they thought he was kind of an interesting quirky guy that made you know kind of shitty music he hangs out with the beach boys though and he has horses on a ranch or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, just a guy. Sure. Just like, you know, how we would know

somebody, you know, in the scene. Yeah. Bizarre. Yeah, if you're of a certain age, you, like, ran into the Manson family at some point. Yeah. If you were, like, somewhat hip in LA. Yeah. Like, my barber knew him. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. It's also crazy because my mom is Squeaky Fromm.

And my father is Tex Watson. Lot of connections to kill him. This just keeps getting weirder. It just keeps going. That's dad's Tex Watson. That was funny. Devin sleepswalks. He's like, I am the devil.

I'm here to do the devil's battle. We were working of public defenders and they were in our corner victims supporting us um telling us they would pick us up from the airport take care of us now we didn't go to court but they kept us in the loop the whole time of what was going on with my father and they they didn't even really know how to work with him he was very very difficult to offend, obviously, to work with, but they were very patient. He was stubborn. He's always making nuts. Look at him.

He's a kind man. Look at that face. Come on. God. You know you're a fucked up guy when you have a mustache and it's automatically always frowning. Yeah. You know? You're not even cutting it that way.

Your eyebrows are permanently furrowed and your mustache makes you permanently frown. Everything is frowning. Your hairline is frowning. Your hairline. Non-stop body is a frown. I think he didn't want it to be on the record that he was not guilty because he knew he Joey, was he a cop? No.

Was he one of these guys that used being a cop to his advantage? No, no. That was Golden State. That was Golden State, but there's a few other cops. There's a lot of cops. There are guys who pretend to be cops. Huh? Hillside Strangler pretended to be a cop.

Right. Yeah, he pulled in a- Cops do it because they know how to get away with it, or they used to. They're like, oh yeah, if I just don't leave my fingerprints or whatever. Yeah. But now he wasn't. I can't remember what he was, but maybe a teacher or something? This was like 70s and 80s, man.

It was the fucking heyday for this shit. California, especially. I don't know what it is about this thing. Something about the North. Northern California, too. Not too much down here. We had Hillside, we had Richard Ramirez. Zodiac? Zodiac was up North.

There's some theories that he north. Oh, okay. There's some theories that he came down here, though. I'm sure he liked to travel. Get this dose. I'm sure he wanted to see the LA nightlife. I'm sure he wanted to go to the comedy store. There's a few places to see. But after that, he goes, listen, these people will kill themselves.

I'm going to go up north. Was he guilty? Because people don't want to kill. You want to kill wholesome people if you're a sick sociopath like these guys. You don't. I don't think they have. Like Manson, you know, that was like the start of like getting back at, you know, Hollywood and what they're doing to our children on TV. And, you know, there was like a retarded.

They almost thought they were righteous in it. I don't even put Manson in the same sphere as these guys because they were just on meth. That was the thing. They were on meth and acid. They were just fucked up. Stop stroking off your Mick Olcher. While you're talking about serial killers, it's weird. You know?

Anyways, I have a lot of connections to serial killers in my family. It's gooning over here. He wrote us about he's trying to see if he qualified for the insanity defense, which of course he didn't. There's a conversation where he was talking to his lawyers. Like, can I get the insanity defense and be put in a mental hospital versus... Where do they get these suits, by the way?

It's a Hannibal Lecter suit. My dad, you know, take the insanity He looks like he's in the tuxedo. Jackie Chan. No, he's not insane. He knew what he was doing, and of course I believe that now, but back then, I even thought, what if there's a death penalty? I didn't know.

It wasn't in play at the time. Is that BTK or a congressman? My dad was taking us on one of his... Hey, I'll tell you, there's not much of a difference, Bob. When you look at this country, the way it's being run, I'll tell you that much. We just beat psychopathic brides for months, basically trying to figure out what he was going to do.

And we were begging him, like, please just man up and do it for our family because we were gonna have to um be on be on the stand we would have to testify i would have had to testify and so finally then he did stand silent i think just because he didn't want it on the record and then six weeks later he looks kind of badass there we didn't know what he was going to do that day. He looks pretty badass. I mean, he always looks scary. Yeah, he's definitely a very terrifying human being. He looks like he's getting a little jacked in prison there.

Like his neck is getting thicker. He's got a bigger jawline and stuff. Yeah. And then when my dad did plead guilty to the 10 murders in late June of 2005, he thought all he was going to have to say is I'm guilty on this offense.

And the judge was like, no, no. And the judge was like, you're going to have to prove and confess that you did this. Okay, Dennis, I mean, Carrie, I have to cut you off. Things like, you know, on what date, what is the address, who was the victim.

And my narcissistic father was really thrown. And you can see it on his face. And he gets really mad and upset. And then he can't even remember all the details like victims' names, addresses. And the thing that's so curious about it from a legal point of view, whether the defendant says not guilty. My other favorite part of the Law and Crime Network is when the hosts, they

are obligated to go like, and this case is absolutely heartbreaking. This is just so devastating and I'm just so broken up by this. But okay, now can we cut to the picture of the woman having sex with a headless body? Dude, every

law and crime network every with a headless body. Dude, every... The Law and Crime Network... Every... This is the funny... A woman in reverse cowgirling. She's got a cowboy hat on. Also, when the Law and Crime Network signs off, every time they sign off, they should go,

and we really want to thank Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for all of her views and continued support. No one watched this fucking network until Johnny Depp Amber Heard. That literally skyrocketed. It was a gold rush for them.

I only found out about them through that. We all did at the same time. By the way, once again, the Hey Watch podcast here, we are the first people to break down the johnny deb amber heard case we broke it down a week before we even knew the trial was starting and then everybody was on it crime sorry and then law and crime copied us scumbags scumbags on his behalf it has the same practical fact and we're trying to understand why would Brian Koberger have chosen to stand silent? And there's been people

who said, well, maybe he's trying to open himself up for favorable negotiations because the death penalty could be on the table here. There's no insanity defense in Idaho, so we put that away. That's not on the table for him. Some have been saying, well, maybe he doesn't want to be on the table. I love that, by the way. Ohio's just like, there's no crazy people in

Ohio. You're all, do something, there's no crazy people in Ohio. You're all, you can do something, you're a fucking scumbag. Based on what you saw with your father, what do you think's going on here with Koberger? I don't know. Based on Koberger's mannerisms, his body, the way he was walking, I understand he probably had a vest on. Is he, does he have to? He walks so insane. He sucks so bad. He's like, I think this is how humans walk.

He's on YouTube, how to walk. You can talk about, is there a sub-sorted diminished capacity clause in Idaho from what I'm hearing? It's limited. Wow, look at you, not even drinking. You have no excuse. many capacity clause in Idaho from what I'm hearing versus it's it's it's limit it's wow look at you not even drinking you gotta be you have no excuse no excuse here Johnny all right anyway now the fun can finally begin like a limit it's limited and I don't think he's gonna go that route based on what we've seen it seems that they're gonna strike at evidence that he didn't do it that you know That they have maybe some exculpatory evidence that he's not the killer.

I am so sorry about everything that's happened to you. This is the most tragic thing ever. Okay. Now you gotta bind one, torture one, and kill one. Go! Go! Alright. Fuck, marry, bind. Who?

Fuck, marry, bind. All right, fuck Mary Bind. Who? Fuck Mary Bind. Bad. So she wrote a book, and she's made a lot of money off of her father murdering 10 innocent people. She's getting rich off BTK stuff, and she's selling books, and she's going on TV. You know, it's one of those slippery slopes, but it's like, not really. You don't get to to get out of it. You don't get to make money off of that. It's a little off-putting to me.

If my mom got killed by BTK and I turn on or I go to long crime, I'm watching shit on YouTube. And I see, first of all, I see Dennis Rader's face. And I go, oh, my God, is that him? And then I go, no, it's the daughter. But then even when I realize that, I'm still just like, could you just fucking chill? Like our family's been through a lot. 10 other families.

Yeah, don't you, also how sick are you that you don't want to escape the thought of that, of your father being that, and you want to consume that world? You want to live in that. Live in that world? It's weird. It goes to show...

Like, listen, if capitalism didn't exist and people didn't need to make their own way and make their own money and stuff as easily as possible, you know, would she be doing this? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. So that's bottom line. You're kind of a piece of shit. There's also

it's like a sick part of the culture where fame is its own currency or even if she was maybe she's doing fine on her own she's like yeah but i'm not famous like i could go on tv i could go on tv i could be on a big show yeah yeah yeah fame is it's fame is a separate currency exactly yeah it's got never-ending interest she's watching the kardashians and she's like i could be famous too yeah btk is my dad yeah man good god iians and she's like, I could be famous too. Yeah. BTK is my dad. Yeah, man. Good God.

I mean, she should be the live action It. She should be on Broadway playing It. I mean, she is a uggo. Yeah. She looks just like her father. She looks worse than her dad would make a sexier woman. Hopefully she got his good personality, though. I heard he was a charmer.

He got into their house or something. A couple times people showed up. He had to pretend to be like an uncle. He was like, no, I'm just locked out. And people were like, oh, okay. And, you know, that's good charm. What are you doing in our garden, sir? He's like, oh, I just like the flowers.

I noticed your dandelions are coming in wonderfully. Why are you wearing gloves? He goes, are these Roma tomatoes? What's with the butcher knife? He goes, oh, it just cuts the stems much better than scissors. Garden clippers are nothing compared to this thing, you know? Your

garden hoe looks pretty sharp. So interesting why a defendant I think you're right. I think there might be something optics wise. So it seems like your father didn't want that on the record. He didn't want it on the record that he said not guilty for a variety

of different reasons. When you see what your father did and you see what Koberger did, do you see those similarities? Well, you gotta... My father's a very interesting individual. There's one way to describe him. Yeah, he is interesting.

He's an interesting guy. He killed your parents. He's an interesting guy. He goes parents and he's yeah this girl's he's an interesting guy he goes i mean listen my father say what you will about him he he knew how to come up with an acronym like ocd with like documents and and data to me coberger strikes me the same way as somebody with this phd you know getting a phd in like cyber forensics like i could tell so my dad i don't think to me it would have been my dad lying and my like my public the way everybody perceived my father publicly my father never lied of course

he's a pathological liar so he was just all twisted up and didn't know really what to do. And when my dad stood silent, he was a little twisted up. He was a twisted D. My father was crying at the end of that because it was bothering him so much. I mean, look, even his eyebrows are satanic. His eyebrow is going upwards like devil horns.

Yeah, what's going on with that? He's got the cartoon evil eyebrows. It's just what happens when you're evil. This just happens. I mean, look at, like, you know, he should go to a cheek reader instead of a palm reader. Like, his cheeks, I bet, like, tell the story of the devil. Like, I think he maybe just wanted to take the guilty with Koberger. Maybe he just doesn't know if he is going to take a guilty plea. He better be out of jail right now, by the way.

He should be on... Look how scared he is. He should be on bail. He should be on bail. Yeah, yeah. ...to put it on the record out of his mouth. And you could tell, if you watched the video, the two-minute clip of the judge reading off the charges...

It's hard to go from Coburn's cute little face to BTK. Or BTK. I meant her as... Yeah, but they have the same face. Either one. It's startling. from Coburger's cute little face to BTK. Or BTK. I meant her as, yeah, but they have the same face. Either one. It's startling. Coburger's very mad. Like, his jaw's popping and his veins are popping. And then when the judge gets the victim's names wrong,

it looks like Coburger's mouthing Zayna and Kaylee. Like, either he's really, really irritated that the judge doesn't know as much as him, or, like has a kind of classic coma. That's a good move. He's like, say their names. He's like, who knows who killed them but when I am released because I am innocent, I will find the real killers.

He goes full daredevil. Say their names. Kelsey. Kaylee. Starts listing off their birthdays. Their blood types. The judge is like, whoa, whoa. He's like, you don't even know what kind of underwear they had on. You know, we had a body language expert on our prior sidebar

talking about the mannerisms of demeanor. Is there anything more bullshit than a body language expert? Well, I have you here. Yeah, body language experts are on YouTube now. They're like 13-year-old kids. It's insane. There's also people that are just doing their own, you know, not JCS.

JCS is good. He's like a real guy with a degree. He's got like a PhD or something. People of JCS is ilk. They're all over you. He's got a lot of copycats. They're like, if you notice, Michael Dougherty puts his left

hand forward when the detective asked him this question. A common sign of someone lying. Yeah, yeah. And it's just some, like, 14-year-old Asian kid. Yeah, it's like somebody just scratching their head. Yeah. It's clearly guilty. When someone's itchy, it usually is a sign

the body is trying to purge the truth. There is another connection between your father and coberger and that is that um i saw this report that your father who is serving 10 consecutive life sentences has seemingly expressed some sympathy for coberger wow um wow since i this is the passing oh shit it's kind of the passing of the torch situation. It's kind of symbolic and beautiful. This is like when Kobe was like, Hey, LeBron, thank you for leading the next generation. February 2005 to April 2005 in a cell by myself. I know how he feels.

Very lonely. And soon letters started to come in. I read a lot of the Bible and wrote poetry. I want some of BTK's poetry. So do I, first of all, but he's giving Coburner coping mechanisms. He's like, Coco, if you're listening,

read the Bible. He goes, hey, Coco, I read the Bible. I started writing poetry. I started doing some yoga. He goes, I recommend Wim Hof breathing in the mornings. He goes, get some sun. Try and get sun as soon as possible.

He recommends some adaptogenic mushrooms. 30 minutes of cardio. 30 minutes of cardio. You know, the Bible. You can learn a lot of murderous techniques from the Bible. Comments from your father, but I was curious what you made of that. Oh, yeah. I see everything.

I've got us both on Google Alerts so I can keep track of what my father's doing. Yeah. Stop even calling him your father. Yeah, relax, bitch. My father was arrested. He realized. Yeah, she seems weirdly still attached to him and loves him. Exactly.

It's bizarre. He had a very hard time understanding what had happened because for my father, he always knew he was BTK. So he knew he was BTK, Adam. What does that mean? My father always knew he was BTK. My father always knew he had a gift to bind, torture, and kill.

It was a burden for him. Given by God. And he walked around with a secret for 31 years. And so he didn't understand. He assumed our family just had accepted him. Given by God. And he walked around with a secret for 31 years. And so he didn't understand. Our family just had accepted him. I think he's not all there, obviously. David Bowie kind of just knew he was a singer

and he knew he was kind of just a baby kid. It's my father's moon age daydream. And then he realized we were the eighth victim family. And he was very rattled, lonely, embarrassed. He was embarrassed. He was caught with his pants off.

He goes, boy, the egg on my face. I know, I'm BTK. He goes, listen, obviously this is pretty embarrassing. Yikes. The elephant in the room needs to be acknowledged now. I was caught binding and torturing and killing. He goes, he pulls his collar and he goes, yeesh. Like a comic bombing.

Arrest, suicidal at times those first months. And honestly, I don't think my father wanted to be in court. He's very uncomfortable in court, very uncomfortable around law enforcement, lawyers. Yeah, he's a serial killer. My father had a weird thing. He was really uncomfortable around the law. Just something about

being chained up and put behind bars. Gave him an X. X. Gave him... Gave him... Gave him the icks. You know, my senses... My father looked at prison much like, you know,

a nine-year-old boy looks at cooties. He was no longer in control. So when you put somebody like my dad or Koberger in court, they're no longer in control. They have absolutely no control. His walk is insane. He's like Frankenstein, bro. Just exerting just a tiny bit of Kober in control. What the fuck is that? His walk is insane. He's like Frankenstein, bro. Just exerting just a tiny bit of Koberger control.

Koberger control. Koberger control. And the fact that your father has this sympathy for him and what he's going through. I'm just sort of saying that. Yeah, that's a great album. I mean, who would know what it's like to be an infamous, he accuses an infamous criminal than an infamous criminal. Unless my dad's just trying to assert himself

back into the media and make himself relevant. PTK's being a clout chaser. Yeah. What a world we live in. Now she's throwing it on her dad. She goes, we all know my dad, that fucking fame-thirsty cocksucker. You know, everyone knows PTK's an attention whore.

Everyone knows my dad's biggest flaw is his clout chasing. She treats her dad like a zoo animal. It's weird. We all know Harambe didn't want to do it, but it was nature. By the way, before I let you go,

I had to ask you about something. We know that Koberger... Why are you so fucking fat? As I mentioned, he was studying criminology and he was being taught by Dr. Catherine Ramsdell. Oh, my God. Jesus.

Oh, this is good. Do you know about this, Devin? What is this lady? No, I don't. So I'll explain it a little bit before they go into it. But so that was Kohlberger's professor. She wrote a book with BTK and visits him in prison, and they play chess together and shit. She visits BTK in prison?

And they play chess together, and they co-wrote a book together and she was Kohlberger's professor and she's the one who recommended him for a PhD, but yeah, they go into it. Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah. She was teaching Coke. She's complicit. Yeah, she needs to have her shit removed. She's like, um... She's Mr. Miyagi of murders.

No, no, no. She likes... I think she is, but she likes to think of herself as, um... She's Forrest Gump. Clarice from Hannibal. Right, no. I think she is, but she likes to think of herself as... She's Forrest Gump. Clarice from Hannibal. Right, right, right. But they all think they're a part of something. They're sick, too.

Yeah, she's sick. She has to be sick. She's a sicko. She just has to be. I mean, look at the way she looks. These Capote retards. They think that they've developed the only relationship, you know, they think they were chosen to have a relationship with a fucking psychopath. Yeah.

Serial killers are pretty desperate for human connection. Sorry, sweetheart. But BTK doesn't deserve to even play chess. He should have been shot in the head the minute they found him. BTK will play chess with a skunk. Knight to F8 does not, should not exist in his world. You're not giving him a break, a necessary break in prison. You're playing chess with him.

He's also getting jack-off fantasies. Also, you're ugly, but it's the best. But he's attracted to John Malkovich. I was just about to say. John Malkovich. Yeah, but she looks like John Malkovich. Oh, God. Authority on the B.T the BTK killings.

My understanding at the time of this recording, she has still not come out and spoken about the Koberger case. That connection. Oh, yeah, because she's going to cash in on it. That's creepy, dude. Fuck her. She's going to cash in on it. That's why she's not there.

Well, no, because they say that she might have a gag order because they might call her as a witness. She might not be allowed to. But she's a fucking creep either way. I am not allowed to speak. It was a shocker to me. So I was really relieved when Koberger was arrested. Very relieved on December

30th. And then about 30 seconds later, it started coming out that he was a student under Dr. Ramsland at DeSales University for his master's program. Imagine that you're fucking somebody kills your parents and this lady's going and chilling with them and playing chess with them. It's a real indictment of academia.

Oh, absolutely. She's sitting there going, oh, I might learn something that could help people stop killing. Very good, Devin. People in universities have this solipsistic feeling about themselves that they are the only people that understand certain ideas and certain theories and certain

horrific actions. And they overanalyze these things when it's like at the end of the day, no, it's fucking murder you retard. And you just think this is fun. Yeah, you're just having a blast with it. It's not cool. You don't get to investigate it. Don't write any fucking books. What is the last thing you learned from BTK?

How long have you been fucking, like decades at this point? Yeah. What? Show us what we've gained from that. Nothing. It's like you get off on being like, I'm friends with BTK. Yeah, it's clouded wine parties. She gets to go to her late, exactly. She goes to a fucking wine and cheese party. Yep. And they go, ooh, did you see BTK? Yep.

And she goes, oh yes, I did. Yeah. Guess what he said today. And they all play chess too and they're like, how does he, what's his opening move in chess? Exactly. It's like Melfi with Tony. Yeah, yeah. Well, first he binds the queen. It's weird.

Every time we play chess, he always brings rope. My father, about my father's crimes, they're very close. He looks at the chain around his belly. He goes, this is good work, fellas. He's like, what is this, steel? What is this, steel? Pretty good. Pretty shoddy all week. You this? I can never get my hands on this stuff. My colleague's friends, she goes and visits Paul's

chest. I hope that mustache is getting cummed on all the time. Oh, it for sure is. I hope that is the milkiest stache in all of San Quentin. Someone's biting their cock I think they put him in protective custody

Like I in the shoe yeah, that guy would get yeah, yeah, yeah So-called expert on serial killers not just my dad a so-called expert on serial killers and psychopaths missed one right under her nose Plus I believe damn the way go. She contradicts herself immediately. The PhD program in Washington is what the word is. It's not... I mean, it happens. I mean, my dad was under our nose for 30 years, so... What a stupid fucking point. Like, you could just say, like,

hey, but I'm not an expert. I don't claim to be an expert on these guys. Well, because there goes your fucking money. Right, exactly. Have you heard from hurdle no we're not in direct touch anymore we we don't have a ongoing relationship so i'm a good person listen i think that this is um you know it's a it's an interesting he goes listen i think this is hot obviously our viewers think this is hot but we gotta wrap it up it's cool there's like serial

killers sick of fan beefs uh carrie i know this is always difficult We gotta wrap it up. It's cool there's like serial killers sick of fan beefs. Carrie, I know this is always difficult to talk about. Yeah, no, she really had a hard time talking about it, Jesse. You seem very emotional, BTK. I mean, see, she's got a party hat on and a kazoo. Blowing on a kazoo. You seem really

really torn up about this. She goes, before you let me go, just a reminder, we were the eighth victim family, okay? We're victims as well. Oh yeah,

that's kind of bullshit. What? Well, they are victims. Yeah, I guess they are victims, but to compare yourself to the families

of the victims of your father is crazy. No, they're victims, but it's just like, your mom was in raped and murdered.

Right. Like, that's not. Also, like, now you're capitalizing on it. Yeah. So you kind of have to chill with it.

Oh, more body cam? We got some good body cams, though. I fucking love this. I mean, we're an hour in, but I think we should keep this train rolling. Let's do this. End it with this. This is the best thing I've ever seen. Really?

This might be my favorite thing since Twinkirus. Oh, God. Yeah, it's pretty damn good. It's pretty damn good. This is Twinkirus. Oh, God. It's pretty damn good. It's pretty damn good. This is Twinkie-ris. This lady's fat as shit. I sent this to Devin, and I'm like, dude, we have to watch this. And he goes, already have it.

He's like, I got it. I watched this last week. All I do is watch body cam footage. I was like, in the comments going like, first, I'm in. I'm like, I'd watch these right away, too. I'm subscribed. They pop right up. I watch them.

It goes three hours ago ago It always says like three I'm one of the I literally am in there I comment I go first I'm at the premiere So he's at the step and repeat There we go So this is called why you shouldn't call 911 To scare your boyfriend

On March 19th, 2023, in Marshfield, Wisconsin, a distressing 911 call was received from a female urgently requesting... By the way, Joey, do you have any understanding of why these are always in Wisconsin? Does body cam... They can release them, probably. The body cam network... No, you can FOIA body cams in any state, I believe. I don't know.

I think Wisconsin's just a fucked up state. Nah, it's too much, though. Almost every single video I watch on this network of this body cam footage, it's always, like, Wisconsin. Maybe the guy that runs it lives in Wisconsin. Maybe you don't need to do a FOIA request in Wisconsin. Oh, yeah, maybe there's a database online. There's something going on where it's easier in Wisconsin to just, like,

release footage like this. It's like Florida man shit. It's nonstop Wisconsin footage. ...an officer's assistance, but refusing to provide further information. The call was accompanied by the sounds of a male shouting in the background.

In response, officers were promptly dispatched to the location... I like how it sounds like a really calming audiobook, this guy. I want this guy to read an audiobook to me. This is a delight. He's reading The Giving Tree. His voice, yeah.

I want him to read The Power of One. Through the ping of the female's cell phone. so basically she's like one of these ladies that called the cops uh what was the reason i believe i think what happened was like her and her boyfriend were arguing and she was like i'll call the fucking cops on you and then she actually did it and then she realized like oh i'm insane like never mind never mind yeah but then they're they're here but then she actually did it. And then she realized, like, oh, I'm insane. Like, never mind, never mind. But then they're here. But then she's too mentally disabled and schizophrenic to, like, know how to be like, it's okay. Like, you didn't need to come.

I'm sorry. But so she makes a scene. All she needs to do is be like, oh, I missed dial. Like, I'm sorry. Like, you guys can chill. Like, come in if you want, but you guys can go. So she makes a scene, and then the boyfriend thinks she's, like, getting beaten. Yeah. And then she gets her boyfriend into the boyfriend thinks she's getting beaten. Yeah.

And then she gets her boyfriend into a whole world of hurt. Oh no. And this fatty. It's a hero boyfriend actually too. Yeah, the boyfriend's like, what are you doing? Yeah, we'll see. You'll see soon, folks. Police department. Police department, open the door. Police department, open the door! Police department, open the door!

Oh, those nice Wisconsin accents. Hey, this is Officer Clatch, the Marshall Police Department, calling you. What's going on? Well, we got a call from... Look at that Walmart breeder cop. And against a press chain. Well, we're trying to... We just want to make sure everything's okay.

Officer Sleepy's here. Okay. Well, how would you know we're knocking on the door? We're not leaving. Come to the door. Open the door. Open the door. Uh-oh.

Oh, she's a bitch. i have to go to work oh immediate bitch immediately immediate a bitch she has a immediate dumb bitch just opening the door you go oh what a dumb what a cunt i'm not willing to be late for work okay what's going on nothing nothing i have to go to work i don't even know why you guys are here hey Hey, listen. You called the cops, Michelin Man. Okay? What do you want out of us? You called us.

You're making me feel I want the chief of police here. I want the chief of police. Give me the mayor and the chief of police. She goes, where's the mayor? Whoever the supervisor is, I want here. Okay, he's coming. Okay, I have to go to work. I don't have time for this, sir. I have to go to work. So you called them. No, I didn't. I don he's coming. Okay, I have to go to work. I don't have time for this, sir.

I have to go to work. So you called him. No, I didn't. I don't know who called you. I didn't call you. What's your phone number? Sir, that. 603-85...

I'm from New Hampshire. Well, I'm from Massachusetts originally. Okay, so who's in the apartment with you? This is the best. Look at the guy in the background. Oh, boy. He looks at his phone. The cop in the background is looking at his phone like,

yeah, that's the number. No, no, he calls. I have to get ready, sir. I have to go to work. I have to go to work. We got a call. Hello? It's the cop.

The cop called her. He goes, yeah, so you called. This is your number. Men kick ass. So that's the number to call 911. I actually have two different numbers on my phone. That's the number, the call 9-1-1. Oh, wow.

Good defense. It was. Dumb bitch. Checkmate. I have to go to work, y'all. I have to go to work, okay? I'm about to be, like, roasted over a fire and then put in a s'more. What if she's the actual Michelin man, though?

And, like, she's like, how are they going to know where to buy tires? I have to stand outside. She goes, wait, she goes, have to stand outside it's like splash she becomes human for a day yeah i have to go to work i have to go to work i have to go to work i'm not talking to you i'm not speaking oh my god i have to go to work sit down that'd be funny if the staircase just collapsed i have to go to work. You guys are going to cost me all my jobs. This is your Burt Kreischer impression. I have to go to work.

I have to go to work. So I sat at the door. I'm with the Russian mafia. There's no machine. I'm the machine. I'm the machine. I have to go to work. I have to go to work. I have to go to work! Two bears, one king!

Two bears, one king! I have to go to work! Two bears, one king! God, what a hateable bitch. Sir! What the fuck are you doing? Oh my God, stop! Get the fuck away from her!

Stop! Get the fuck away from her! Get on the phone! Damn, he came out swinging. Poor guy. He thought his girlfriend was getting assaulted. I gotta say, they tased him a little quick. He didn't know what was going on.

He thought people were just out there hurting her. Yeah, and he came out ready to fight. Good for him. Yeah, and then he goes, Whoa, shit. And then they go, Your girlfriend's so fucking annoying. We're just going to tase you, dude.

No, he knew the cops were out there. He heard all the knocking and shit. It feels like he just woke up. He's in his underwear. Yeah, he looks like he could have been in a room somewhere. He looked really confused. Also, he was in another room watching body cam footage. He's also his underwear. He looks like he could have been in a room somewhere. He looked really confused when he exited. Also, he was in another room watching body cam footage. He's also wearing gym shorts.

He clearly has no weapons. You couldn't just spend like, hey, can I talk to you for a sec? But they're just like, no. But they're like, we came all the way over here. And your girlfriend sucks ass. So you're getting tased, buddy boy. He's messaging Devin on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like a porn paragraph. He's asking me to make a cheaper tier for the Patreon. My baby's in there! No, I'm sorry. Your baby's in there? What, your food baby? Huh? Ma'am, your baby's a roasted chicken.

The guy was, Is this your baby? It's a foot-long submarine sandwich. He opens up a manger and there's just a Cinnabon underneath the fucking blanket. Your baby's going to be just fine, ma'am. We're going to wrap it in tin foil. Is your baby's name Jersey Mike? Is this your baby Mike? Jersey Mike?

Little Domino's gonna be just fine. Listen, cold cut combo will be just fine. We're taking him into protective custody. I love when they slap the cuffs on. We're gonna need another pair of cuffs. Dude, look at that awful

neck tattoo. It's like hands praying or crying. It's like hands holding food or whatever's on her neck. Who knows? I didn't do anything. I thought you guys were hurting my wife. Don't do that, bud. Don't protect an obnoxious bitch. If she's out in the hallway

scrapping, it's probably with a postman's driver. She's like, how many fries were in this before you brought it here? You had one of the fries. That's what he hears every night. He's on the ground like, she's always weighing the bag. She knows the exact weight. She knows how much it should weigh every time. She knows the weight of the Arby's number four.

And if it's not the exact amount, she really gets pissed. I'm sorry. I thought you were the driver. You're fucked up. I'm just fucked up. Officer! I can't breathe! I can't breathe.

Are you kidding me now? She's stealing from the black community now, this bitch. Officer! I can't breathe! I can't breathe! Are you kidding me now? She's stealing from the black community now, this bitch. That kicks ass. White women are the best. I can't breathe. Your hands are tied, you stupid bitch. Your neck isn't being stepped on. He's my boyfriend for no reason!

Oh, shut up! He's my boyfriend! Oh, somebody kill her and put her head above the fireplace. How did she not get tased? Somebody tased her. The Anton Chigurh thing. Oh, dog. Put your hands by your waist.

God. No, I can't breathe. No. You're going to go up? I can't. I go. I go. Outside. Oh, my God. God You are you I'm gonna lose my apartment! Shut up! No, you are... Fuck you!

Fuck you! You're good, bro. You're all right, buddy. After this, you gotta get a new girlfriend. Yeah. Okay? All we had to do was talk about that, right? Look at how they're treating him versus her.

Can we sit you up? Can you take the taser out of my leg, please? We want to sit you up, though, so you're not laying on it, okay? They're like, hey, you want to play some Nazi zombies, bro? You want to hang out a little bit, dog? You want to pick all the dudes up? He's going to have the Nazi zombie level. You got a two-liter or two?

I got a two-liter or two. Hey, buddy, we got you some McDoubles. You want to hang out a little bit? A little fantasy football, bud? Oh, fuck. I didn't leave my apartment. I did not leave my apartment. You can't come out trying to fight us.

He just lost his job. He just lost his job. I can't afford to lose my job. Please, mommy. Please. Please. It's over. Guys. Oh, my God. Fortune Fe Feimster shut the fuck up a rebel, get in the fucking car. Call 911. Just listen, all right? I called 911 because he was being a douchebag.

I was just trying to thrive him with the fucking cops. So you called, though. You called, though. You did call, didn't you, white Lizzo? That was him. I understand that, but he wasn't doing anything. I wasn't doing anything. Okay, you got every police officer over here because we thought someone was being a murdered, beat up, and...

No, I'm fine. You guys did all of this. He thought that you were hurting me. Of course he did. Dumb bitch. So what happens the next time you call them and something serious is happening? What are the cops supposed to do?

It's the whale who cried wolf. They shouldn't have tased the boyfriend, but it's the whale that cried... That's do? It's the whale who cried wolf. They shouldn't have tased the boyfriend, but it's the whale that cried. It's crazy. It's the whale that cried fry. Exactly. That's so funny. It's literally the boy who cried wolf. They have to explain this. They have to be like, well, what are we supposed to know? How are we supposed to know that?

We don't exist to scare your boyfriend into being nice to you, you fat bitch. Yeah, you dumb bitch. Oh, he was being a douchebag. You don't call the cops over that. You break up with him to help me he thought you guys were hurting me yeah you called nine you just tased him yeah he wasn't doing anything okay wow oh please i got your legs and sir oh my god i'm trying to talk to you like an old man put your legs inside the vehicle please talk to me no put your legs inside the vehicle right now no please me. No, put your legs inside the vehicle right now. No.

Please talk to me. No, put your legs inside. Sir, I have to get to work. I have to get to work and be melted for fondue. Sir, I'm a human cheese curd. Sir! I double as a cheese curd at the Wisconsin airport. Window down.

We can roll the window down. Can I please be in the know? I want to know what's happening. Guys, please. I have to work. I'm under arrest. What if she does? What if she works at the Pentagon like she's Jack Bauer? There's a nuke.

There's a dirty bomb in the city. And she's like, I really have to go. She's like, please, the Prince of Saudi Arabia is going to be here and have me in horror. Please. Oh, hell yeah, dude. I'm going to jail? No, you're not going to jail. You're under arrest right now.

No, you're not going to jail. You're going to Golden Corral. That's where we're taking you. It's working, Moon, guys. I can't afford to lose my job. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have called 911 and... I didn't do anything, sir.

Yeah, you did. So I'm going to lose the mark on you? Now you're learning. There we go. Put your leg in the car. Put it in the car. Maze her or tase her. Yeah, tase her. Don't go to jail.

Put your leg in the car. Put your leg in the car, you zoo animal. Do they tase her? No. They can't tase her. She's handcuffed. Put your leg in the car. It's just a little bit.

Shut up. Shut up, bitch. God.uffed. It's just a little bit. Shut up. Shut up, bitch. God. God. Now enjoy being in there. The best part is like right when the door closed they go,

that was weird. God, they're a lot nicer than me. Holy shit. I'm gonna take care of you here, buddy. I hope there's not gonna be anything stupid from this. Nobody's hurt. I don't feel like...

I'm not going to make paperwork out of it. This guy's just already worried about paperwork. He's like, listen, I hate numbers. I hate letters. He's like, you guys can tase me all you want, but just don't make me do any fucking paperwork, okay? He goes, you give me a pen and a paper, I freeze up. He's like, tase me all fucking night.

Please, don't give me a pen and a paper. He says, taste me all night. He goes, I can't get into bureaucratic bullshit. Okay. He goes, you light me up. You need needle nose, I have needle nose in the cabinet. Alright, you need anything in here? You warm enough?

I'll put the window down a little bit. Stop yelling. It's over, bitch. Or like, you need anything in here? You warm enough? I'll put the window down a little bit. Stop yelling. Please talk to me. I need to know what's going on, please, sir. It's over, bitch. Yeah, you're fucked up. Just shut up. You're being arrested for one, disorderly conduct. Two, resisting an officer.

I wasn't resisting, sir. I have to go to work at noon. You know, I see videos like this and I go, I like fucking, yeah. I like the cops. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes like fucking, yeah, I like the cops. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes. Oh, yeah, these cops are doing nothing wrong.

Yeah. You know, yeah. I want them, if they did anything wrong, it's they didn't fucking like taser or mace her or something. That's the only thing they did wrong. My only criticism. Yeah, they should have really gone to town with her. Caning. Yeah.

Caning would fix all this. And if they pepper sprayed her, she'd pull out some jerky and go, here, put it on this. She's got hot Cheetos. She has a Jack Link's like taped to her back. I like it when it's spicy. It's like John McClane if he had to die hard. Just got a fucking bag of beef jerky duct tape to her back.

That is resisting an officer. Sir, I have to go to work at noon. And three, for obstructing an officer by filing a false police report which caused us

Hey, it wasn't. I called the police because he was yelling. You don't call the police for that you you told me that you just made that up yeah I'm you're done well listen you're gonna lose your job right now yeah Can you bring me back now? I'm trying to be back before work.

Please. No. No. We don't know you. You just screamed in my face. I'm sorry. I have a baby I have to take care of. Where's your baby right now?

In there. In there? Yes, sir. I have to go to work. Okay. Please. I have to go to work. Please.

So who's going to watch the baby? The cops have not found a baby yet. Is she lying about a baby? Well, no, because these cops, what we're seeing, this is all real time. So these cops got her, took her out. The other cops are inside, so they haven't been in. They opened the microwave, and there's an extra large hot pocket. This must be what she's talking about. It's just a big, giant gummy worm.

It's almost two foot long gummy worm. It's a Cadbury egg. She sits on it every night. Yeah, she broods on a Cadbury egg. I gotta warm my egg. These fucking things always melt. We're gonna go do that at the police department. Ma'am, is your baby a four pound Cadbury egg?

That's what they say. Ma'am. Ma'am, we couldn't find a baby in the apartment, but we located this four-pound Cadbury egg wrapped in blankets. I can't. I'm the one that opens. Did you put cute little pajamas on a Cadbury egg wrapped in blankets. I can't. I'm the one that opens. Did you put cute little pajamas on a Cadbury egg?

Have you been following this Cadbury egg as a dependent every year on your taxes? Man, did you put a onesie on a hoagie? That's not going to happen right at this exact moment. Okay, well, yeah. can I please call them? I have everything in my phone. Okay. Well, we'll have to go get that in a second here. Sir, what's going on with my boyfriend?

He's dead. It's his first moment of peace in about three years. He said it was the most peaceful moment of his life as he passed to the other side. And he died of bliss. He reached nirvana and died of bliss. Ma'am, your husband

has achieved enlightenment today due to the Wisconsin Police Department. The other officers are in there weeping in joy because your husband reached nirvana and died in bliss. I gotta get you a new wire. Yeah, that's fine. No, I'm out here talking to you. Do you. I've got to get you a new wire. That's fine. No, I'm out here talking to you.

Do you think I know? Your decision's got you here. My decision? I didn't do anything besides try getting her to calm down and cook her breakfast this morning. Of course. Of course food was involved. I cooked her 12 eggs, four pieces of bacon. What part of cooking has you stepping through a doorway with your fist raised at police?

We have to work through what happened to make sure that nothing else happened. All right? And we're not going to rush this because you're on a time schedule. Sir, please. Nothing happened. He was yelling and I called the cops and that was it. Oh, fuck. God, she is annoying as shit.

That is so brutal. Can you imagine? You know, at a certain point, you've got to wonder, like, the parenting. Oh, yeah. The parenting in this country. Non-existent. You don't get an obnoxious bitch daughter like this unless you suck as a parent. A million things had to go wrong for her

to be what she is. If I raised a good daughter and I tried my hardest and they turned out like this, I would take them to get electroshock therapy. I would zap their brain. I would make it so they just, anything that gets them to shut the fuck up

and stop being such an annoying fucking stain on society. I'm sympathizing with the Kennedy family for lobotomizing that girl. You know what I mean? Yeah, Rosemary Kennedy could have been this. She could have been like that. Rosemary Kennedy was just screaming all the time. And thank God, she's the Walking Dead character now.

You were screaming that... that... You guys just look for any reason to arrest me. I don't get it. I don't even know who you are. Shut up! I'm not telling you! Okay, well then, that's another reason we're not gonna let you go then. She said that her boyfriend...

If only, like, Robert De Niro from Jackie Brown was there, she would've been dead a lot. She's heard the parking lot. He goes, I swear to God, this is like, no more. Don't say another word. Don't say another word. Being a douchebag. You got to go to work.

I know. I heard you. We heard you. Please. Please. Be quiet. He goes, I swear to God. One more word.

He goes, you didn't think I was serious, did you? Him to get scared yep that's basically what he said obstructing disorderly conduct and resisting in my opinion yeah so when she started screaming like she's being right now he came to the door like we were hurting yeah yeah like we were hurting herself ready to go does he need to go to jail for this? I didn't know they just talk about the decision making like this. I thought they had to, by protocol, be like, well, we already tased them. I didn't know they could just let him go. I didn't know they could make a game time decision out front.

Like, so should we take him to jail? Well, they're dudes. Yeah, they're being dudes. They're like, listen, he's married to a fat retard. Look at his big smile on his face. Yeah, they're literally going, they're breaking it down right now. They go, he's married to the most obnoxious bitch we've ever arrested. She's ugly.

She started this whole thing. He kind of just thought he was protecting her. Yeah, they're realizing they'd all do the same thing. They go, we already tased them. We might have done the same thing. Should we just like let them go? And also they're going like, well, what could we charge him with?

Because this is a weird circumstance. We fucking tased him. There's video of him being unarmed. Let's just let him fucking go. Yeah, they're like, he's already unarmed. We have it on body cam. It's like, what are we going to take him in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We weren't really threatened. He didn't stand technically in his doorway.

He didn't come out. He stood behind the doorway. He wasn't charging. He was in his own home at the time he was he wasn't charging he was in his own home at the time uh there's a baby in the room in there yep okay so so if he's rational and capable let's leave him there based on the circumstances hell yeah dude yeah these cops kick ass they're making like cool like like these are like decisions that they you know you don't think cops are allowed to make you're seeing both sides of wisconsin you're seeing like cool, like these are like decisions that they, you know, you don't think cops are allowed to make. You're seeing both sides of Wisconsin.

You're seeing like the nice, reasonable Midwestern, and then you're seeing like the hysterical fat psycho who's addicted to, you know, Dairy Queen or whatever. Yeah. And it's, you know, it makes nice people and it makes fucking like some of the most rotten people. Yeah. She's fucking, she's going down to Dairy Queen. She's getting a blizzard and she's putting it under tinfoil

with a lighter. She's freebasing a blizzard. Freebasing blizzards. She's crunching up Oreos and snorting them. Yeah, when it snows in Wisconsin, she runs out there with chocolate sauce. Oh, God.

Okay. Are you going to stay calm? Yes, I promise. Okay. I need you to stay calm and cooperative at this point, all right? I'm going to have Officer Fox unhandcuff you so you can tend to your baby. It'd be sick if they unhandcuffed you and just had a knife. What is your name?

He's a mutant in Jason Bourne. He stabs the cops. I told you. He's Benicio from The Hunted all of a sudden. I'm not in. Please, I have to go to work. Oh, my God. I have to go to work. Can somebody shoot her with a dart?

Like, put her out. What's your name? Why? So I can address you. Shakira. Is that your name? Shakira. You can call me address you. Shakira. Is that your name? Funny. Shakira.

You can call me Shakira. Shakira what? Wow. Shakira Flabbergasted. Shakira Flabbergasted. Shakira Triple XL. Okay. That's another crime, right?

Do you have any mental illnesses that I need to be... They go, you know, we have charges for bad jokes, too. We'll add a few to the list. You're too fat to make that reference, even. It's not even a funny goof, so you're going to jail for that. They go, you think you have lady lumps like Shakira? They go, you should have picked a fat famous person, and then maybe we'd let you out of here.

Maybe we'd let you out of here, because you're being self-deprecating, but you're not. You're obviously very delusional about how you look. And for that, it's life. Judge Joe Brown comes out of nowhere

and goes, life. Shakira comparison doesn't make any sense. Life. He goes, fat white bitch saying she can't breathe

like George Floyd. Life. This is a fucking police station. Will someone let me call my work, please? Not at this time. I cannot afford to leave my job, please. Nabisco can wait.

Please. Can I please call my work? One of the cops turns into the target guy. He just turns around and goes, You want some gravy? There's one way out of this. He goes, I've seen you.

You look like you can use it. You like gravy. Look at the pocket in front of this. He goes, I've seen you. You look like you could use you like gravy. Look at the pocket in front of you. Inside there is a cheesesteak. See, nice time. Officer Duggett. Officer Duggett. You have the right to have some gravy.

You have the right to be delicious. I told you that. Because you're under arrest. Sir, can you call them for me? No. All you have to do is go on my phone. I don't have your phone with you.

And I wasn't lying earlier. I have two different numbers on one phone. I have an e-sim card and a regular sim card. Why, you sus bitch. Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing there, ho? I don't know what to tell you. Sir, please just leave me alone.

No, your actions are way inappropriate, and your neighbors don't have to put up with this. Hell yeah. Sir, I just wanted to make sure I don't lose my job. I don't know what to tell you. You're losing your job. Why would you taste your job? Your job's done. You guys are so fucking trigger happy.

Trigger happy. All cops deserve to get shot. Whoa. I can't taste my fucking husband. What the fuck kind of shit is that? There's fucking six of you. You guys could have bum rushed him, you fucking loser. You could have bum rushed him.

Bring me to the hospital. The cupcake testing factory calls the police department. They're like, we can't afford to fucking lose dirt. We have three tons of cupcakes, you asshole. The mayor's like, this whole city's industry is going to go down the shitter if that fat bitch doesn't show up for work. Wisconsin has won the hot dog eating contest 10 years in a row. The governor gives her a pardon.

His officers are all fucking fired. He's like, while Kobayashi's training, you're going to have her locked up? I don't think so. They did what? They arrested Shakira? They did what to Shakira XXXL? I want to kill myself.

I'm having thoughts of... Bring me to the hospital. I love when they think they can demand where they're taken. Yeah. You know? I've tried that with cops where I'm like, just take me home. Wait, when was the last time? Just from like disorderly con. I'm talking like fucking 10 years ago or something. Oh, back in me home. Wait, when was the last time? Just from like disorderly con.

I'm talking like fucking 10 years ago or something. Oh, back in South Dakota. Yeah, yeah. You were talking to LAPD. Oh, no, no, no. You were demanding, you weren't asking? No, I was saying, could you please take me? And I wasn't screaming hysterically,

but it's like, why not try it? But obviously she's like out of her mind. I'm not defending her. She's used up all of her wishes. Exactly, yeah, yeah. Bring me to the hospital. I'm having thoughts of shit She's used up all of her wishes. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring me to the hospital. I'm having thoughts of s**t. I don't want to s**t myself.

I'd like to talk to an officer. Okay. What would you like to talk about? I would like to go to the hospital. I'm feeling s**t now. We're not going to take you to the hospital because you're going to go to jail. Really? Wait, what is he doing then?

Because the hospital vets can't support your weight. Wait, why am I going to jail? I told you that. Can I just get bailed out? No. Wait, I'm going to jail? Wait, why? Unfortunately, the hospital beds can't support your weight. Wait, why am I going to jail? I told you that. Can I just get bailed out? No. Wait, I'm going to jail? Wait, why? Unfortunately, the hospital, we haven't gotten steel reinforced beds yet.

So, listen, we're not going to have them cut a new fucking door in for you. It's the third time this month. So, why am I getting arrested? For disorderly conduct, obstructing an officer. He's not getting arrested. Because you're a dumb fat bitch. We may arrest him too, yeah. So, what about my baby?

We're going to arrest your baby as well. Oh, my God. You're going to take my baby? Oh, Jesus. He has time to get my baby? They're going to take your baby. You're going to take my baby like it's Sophie's choice? Yeah.

Yeah. Did I say that? No, I did not say that at all. Why can't I just get bailed out? Because in... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Please, sir.

Please, no. God, I'd hate to be this cop. 1095, PD, beginning of 7499. They probably drew straws to see whose fucking squad car to put her in. He just, like, starts blaring, Bob, what's a Bob? I can't draw. There's a giant disturbance here.

I didn't do anything. I didn't know that I was resisting. I was just trying to see if he was okay. Sir, please don't do this. I will, swear to God, I will stop from here on out, guys. Please. I, please.

No part of your actions. Now she goes, I will stop from here on out. They always, once the car starts going, they go, they go, they go, it's a, come on, gipsies maxies.

Come on. I mean it now. I mean it now. I'm not an annoying bitch. Cause me to believe you. I'm trying to talk to you like a normal person right now. No, you're not.

Why not? You fucking psycho. Is that what you think a normal person should say? You have not identified yourself yet either. My birthday is 10. My social security number is...

Please, sir, don't arrest me. She's acting like a POW. I guess I'm already arrested. You are arrested, yes. My work is sergeant of the cupcake army. She's not yelling at me anymore. She's Maximus Deridius. She's like the gladiator.

She gives her birthday. She goes, wait, that's my daily caloric intake. I'm sorry. Okay. I don't know why I'm at... I'm sorry. Okay. I don't know why I'm the one getting arrested. Oh, you don't? Your behavior is... Well, you'll find out soon when you're in prison getting titty fucked.

You're going to be titty fucked by a big black woman who's using a chair leg as a cop. Okay? Who's always wanted to be a man. And she's going to have a real fun time with you. You know what a stud is? You ever heard of studs? who's always wanted to be a man, and she's going to have a real fun time with you. You know what a stud is? You ever heard of studs? You are arrested right now.

Okay, well, please don't let me stay over the night. I promise my actions will change. My actions will change. I'm seeing a significant change in your behavior. Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop. I'm sorry. Just take a couple breaths. We'll talk. Hey, just take a... No, I don't want to. You're not listening Just take a couple breaths. We'll talk. Hey, just take it. You're not listening.

Take a couple. You know what's crazy, man? If this was L.A., like, they don't talk to anybody like this in L.A. They're too jaded. They're just like, shut the fuck up. If you were yelling, if you were yelling, like, they don't even respond to you. They would, like, fuck you up more. Oh, yeah. They come back there and beat you.

Oh, they're just shutting down. You have. There is zero like like getting through to lapd la sheriffs la sheriffs like you don't get any of these chances they these people in these other states get so many so many fucking chances this is a rare this is rare in where this is in la it's like they're dealing with constantly it's done psychotic it's done you're lucky i mean like i i've been lucky to have gotten away with a couple like uh traffic tickets by just talking them up but even then they're insanely fucking like combative oh yeah and rude and like you have

to really make a good point you have to bring up names like you have to know other officers and i have i have a few officers names in my head and i brought them up before yeah and then they go how do you bring it up dev are you like hey so uh is uh doing good back in the day i i don't remember them anymore i haven't been pulled over in probably half a decade but like uh i used to have like a couple officers names that my mom told me about because we had like a there was a there was there's a there's a traffic violation down the street and so i used to keep getting pulled over for it but i was like dude my mom got this put in like with the city and go officer so and so and they'd be like if you bring up a name that they kind of recognize you're not being that insane i had one in seattle officer mazuka

or my friend cameron mazuka his dad was a cop and that got me off one time but it's very rare and then one other time I got a warning because I talked to the guy I just started arguing with him he said I didn't have my seatbelt on and I was like what do you care about me dying he was being funny and he was like what you know

like what if another family then they're gonna you know they'll feel bad forever or what I go listen man but honestly though like it was half a second I was delivering food i made a u-turn you know when you just a working class guy i go you know when you're just driving and you don't put your seat belt on for that first 30 seconds yeah you put it on at the stoplight that was what was happening i had it on you just saw me without it on when i was pulling out of a place yeah come on he like finally did it but he was he was insanely combative with me. It took a while to fight it. They deal with a lot of

fucked up shit. They deal with a lot of crazy shit. They don't give a fuck out here. When I watch these body cams, I'm amazed by how kind these officers are usually, or how even willing to have a back and forth and a dialogue. Half their 911 calls are like, hey, there's a cow

loose in the street, and somebody needs to move him off because it's blocking traffic. That's like 911 calls from Superman comics. Exactly, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. We'll talk when we're at the PD. Just breathe for a couple minutes. That's all I'm asking you to do.

Have a bag of Skittles. Okay, step out of the car. We're going to go in my booking area, and you're going to have a seat. All right. She goes, is this the zoo? Not again. Is this a carnival?

Not again. They're going to put me out. Is this the dunk tank? Am I going to get swine. Because I can't eat any more apples. I hate fruit. They have to redo all the suspension in that truck, by the way, now. It just cuts them putting her in a padded room when they're all taking turns tasing her. Oh, man.

Look at those arms. Holy shit. I'm surprised they didn't double cover. That's the end of the video. I think we did some damn good work here today. I think Mr. Cecil would agree. Mr. Cecil loves when we say that, and I would agree with him, us saying that.

Yeah, fuck. That was good that was good man yeah i apologize for last i didn't like last week's episode we were in a weird attitude i had a weird attitude i was i should not drink tequila i only had three millers on this one because i i've been getting combative and argumentative and i've been claiming to be a Zionist and I've been attacking I've been I've been arguing about stuff I don't know about and just like

fighting it dying on these hills that I'm not really familiar with that's what happens when you drink hard liquor we shouldn't drink hard liquor

I push the idea that they shouldn't be drinking Devin shouldn't have a Suge Knight sized fucking bottle of Hornitos and Joey shouldn't

be drinking a big gulp of Jameson and Rookles a fraternity size we started getting lazy shouldn't be drinking a big gulp of Jameson and a fraternity size hornitos. We started getting lazy in those insane

fellas. Those big gulps. You guys are bad boys. I feel really bad about last week. That was not our best episode and

the Patreon and everything. Oh man. Oh boy. But yeah, it was not myself. By the way, on Patreon, I will

continue to black all the way out it's i think some people want that on patreon you get what you get yeah yeah yeah and it's it's it's a wild ride it's vulnerable i admit to uh some of the gayest acts of all time but yeah and also i feel bad or i I don't even understand how that last episode got age restricted. It was the beating. It was the beating of the dude by the Indian dudes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gabe Redman posted a clip of that. He made a clip out of that, and the clip by itself got flagged. Yeah, it's violence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've watched way worse things than that. I think it's more popular than other things. Wait, what else did we do on the last episode?

I'm pretty sure it was that, because he made a clip of that beating, and then it instantly got flagged, and he isolated the variable. But Instagram has different... We did something else on the... We watched something else on the last episode. Island Boys Kissing, maybe?

I think maybe it was Island Boys and incest. If you go on YouTube, there's not a lot of Island Boys content on YouTube. We were watching Island Boys stuff on Twitter and stuff. So I think I'm gonna go with the Island Boys. But anyway, I feel bad. And also I feel bad about the guy that

paid us for that ad because it got age restricted so less people saw it. So I'm just going to shout him out real quick. Instagram at DC 30-minute half-hour show. Just check out the Instagram of at DC 30-minute half-hour show. Yeah, check them out. So anyway, Joey Arlafleur on Instagram. John Badman on Instagram with two Ds, right?

And thank you for listening I love everybody we love you all good night