Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Imaman

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

Imaman Khelif beats up Italian crybaby, John almost got hit by a hipster on his motorcycle, pedophile hunting has gone corporate, Josh Gad looks really cool on White Dudes for Kamala https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code HATEWATCH

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over many Americans I think feel that way Well, get to the next week another week. Yes Mr. Goose We are the week think that's Friday, we can finally start drinking again. Finally.

TG, damn IF. What a, just a break in routine. Having one of these. I know, I know. Missed these suckers. I know. It's a treat. It's a treat.

I look at it, I look at booze like a little treat for me. And I like to treat myself like once every eight hours. It's a little treat for being hungover. Yeah. Every day. Four times a week I treat myself like once every eight hours. It's a little treat for being hungover. Yeah. Every day. Four times a week I treat myself to 25. Yeah, I've been on a tear, dude. I remember, Connor, you're walking down Alameda and you kept talking about how every muscle in your body

is like tight and dehydrated and sore and every joint hurts. And I was just like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah, I probably did a number on myself. When was that? How long, a few months ago? A month ago, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A few months ago. I had another week like that, just every night, man. I couldn't help it. What are you gonna do though, you know? It's like Sunday, fun day. I don't know what else to do. I mean, this stuff just,

it's just, I can't stay away from it. It just makes all bad times good. Yeah. And then when it makes me have a bad time with the next day Yeah, I feel bad the next day because it's not in me. It's not in you. Yeah, so that's what people don't understand when they're like hung Over it's like yeah, cuz you cuz your body's annoyed. I'm just trying your body's pissed off It doesn't have it's what it is. Give me the fucking medicine people are so silly. I know dude. They don't get it It's science people are so silly silly organizing the forefathers stuff.

They look good, Joey. They look great. No, no, no, so yeah, the new forefathers hat is in and listen, this is the official, unofficial merch of the Hate Watch podcast. We don't sell merch, we're never gonna sell merch. And if you wanna rep the Hate Watch podcast and you wanna kinda have a dog whistle

to show others that you're a fan without having to actually say with words and admit that you're a fan, which I completely understand Forefathers calm that's spelled with a 4 instead of an F cuz somebody had the Are a yeah. Yes. Yeah, check it out. Check it out. Check this can't go on right now big big big sale So anyway, did you guys see that fucking, that fucking thing beat the shit out of that Italian broad? I'm still confused about this. I don't know what's happening.

I don't think she's a, I don't think it's a, It's a woman. It's not a man. She's intersex. I mean, she's a hermaphrodite. She's a hermaphrodite. No, she's intersex. What does intersex mean?

Intersex is a hermaphrodite. Well, they used to call hermaphrodites. She's a hermaphrodite. No, she's intersex. What does intersex mean? Intersex is a hermaphrodite. Well, they used to call hermaphrodites. Like Sierra. Are you sure? Like China, she has a big ass clit. So like... That's not a hermaphrodite. Having a big clit.

Okay, you got a big fat clit. You're born in some middle of nowhere village in Algeria. And your father sees that. The doctor's retarded and he's like, and she's a girl. So it's a misdiagnosis. Misdiagnosis. And then your dad's like, oh, you got high T.

You start looking more like Ahmed the more you grow up. And then you're like, oh, you're gonna be an Olympic boxer for Algeria. Yeah, cause it's illegal to be trans in Algeria. Oh yeah, that's, they keep jumping on it. They keep saying that. Like, shut up. Was she not born a woman?

I'm very confused. Her name is I'm a man, Khalifi. That is so funny that they keep being like, oh, thank God it's illegal to be trans in Algeria. Algeria? Algeria, yeah, these fucking liberals keep jumping. Yeah, did you know that? Yeah, it's great, she'd be executed.

Well it should be illegal to be ugly as fuck, bitch. That muscular broad, disgusting. Keep ugly women out of sports. Yeah, her only crime is being hideous as hell. That's literally, there's a nationwide outrage over it because she's fucking ugly. I've actually, it's been a while since I've seen people just on Twitter run with a thing

that was not confirmed whatsoever. Right. Like little celebrities being like, men have no business in women's sports. Yeah, yeah. Dude, you guys just fucking jumped on that right away because she was ugly. Well, because that ugly bitch lost to other women.

Yeah, she lost? She's lost to the other women. She's not even gonna ask the question. That's the funniest thing about it. ugly bitch lost to other women. Yes That's the funny thing about it Italian crybaby This bitch gave up 15 seconds and you got punched one time she's obviously politically charged this attack this fucking I tie This fucking this so this so this, this, this, this, uh, this quitting WAP. This fucking, go lay brick, bitch, if you, okay? If you, if you, you can't take one hit to the face. This is the Olympics.

You immediately give up and you turn into a political thing. Like, I have never been the heat that that the heart didn't in my life. You in a bag, you tiny. Yeah, what does WAP stand for? Whining old pussy? Come on, tell us, let's go. Very good, but yeah, no, yes, it was interesting. It's interesting because It's it's it's not a man. It's just a it's just a it's just a gross woman

It's a woman a bunch of weird man and a woman John. You know, what are you talking about? Do you know they're born with both sets of no she wasn. No, she wasn't. She was born a lady. No, that's the theory, right? The theory is that she's intersex. She's just born in the middle of nowhere and they didn't know what the fuck it was. Was I'm a man, Khalifi a man? Algeria boxer who had gender test issues.

What does that mean? She's a hermaphrodite. Because she had high testosterone. They didn't like the way she looked. She passed the gender test, but it is like I think she was literally she was just so ugly that they were like, all right, is that fucking Joana? Man, like somebody. Yeah. Hey, somebody has exactly over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's trying.

What was that movie he was over? He's deaf. The sound of something? Sound of... Inside the tough childhood of Olympic boxer, I'm a man, Kaleef. And she faces groundless accusations of being male. I'm a man was told she had... Why do you keep, is that like they're doing like

a Donald Trump nickname? I'm a man or is that how you pronounce it? Her name is I'm a man. I'm a man. He's obviously doing a big thing. Funny to call the person that is saying they I'm a man, is that how you pronounce it? No. Her name is I'm a man. I'm a man. He's obviously doing a big thing. Funny to call the person that is saying they're not a man and her name does look like I'm man. But you said it like six times in a row

where I was like, are you trying to sell the nickname? Or is this like- No, I'm very politically charged. You said it- And I'm gonna become a Daily Wire guy soon. And me and JK Rowling are gonna have a show where we beat the shit out of trans people. I fucking support you, but I just, I actually, you said it in a way you deadpan it so hard that I was like,

Oh fuck, is that possibly, is the simulation getting that crazy where her name's I'm a man? It's my acting. Well that's the thing, I forget. I'm a bit convincing, I'm a bit excited. Oh, Oscar. I'm a man, Kaleef was told she had the physical qualities to be a boxer. Physical qualities mean to go, wow, you have big balls giant cock I think you could beat the shit out of some fucking dainty whops

My thumb they said like they have her at the hospital like she's a newborn baby. They go. Okay. We got a teacher out of box So the tough childhood of embattled Olympic boxer, I'm a man, Khalif has come to light after her 46 second victory sparked an international gender row amid a frenzy of misinformation. Khalif of Algeria overcame severe odds to compete at her second Olympic games, despite having been forced to sell bread on the streets as child.

Who wrote this? She like, did she write this? It's like written sell bread on the streets as child. Who wrote this? She? Like, did she write this? It's like written by a third world person. As child in order to pursue her boxing dream in a conservative environment that insisted the sport was only for men. I mean, I love more.

I'm in favor of even... Trans, like if she's... She's not trans. I know, but if she was, if she's, She's not trans. I know, but if she was, if she was a trans man, I'm in favor of that. I think it's funny, like, for a man to go beat the shit out of women. Yeah, I think it's hilarious.

Just for comedic purposes. For comedic purposes. I think that should be like a separate Olympic game. Yeah. Intergender. Like, the best female boxer should have to fight transgender women. Russia does that.

Yeah, why not? I heard also that the Italian broad that I'm a man, Calif, fought, right before the fight, the Italian woman overcooked his steak. Oh no. And fucked his brother. Shake LeBatissile.

Fucked his brother. Yeah, yeah, she was asking for it. She was asking for it. So anyway, I happened to sell bread in the streets and I'm a man. I collected, I collected dishes and other objects to earn money and to be able to move around

because I came from a very poor family. She previously revealed that she opened up about the obstacles she was forced to overcome in life. Having been born a woman. That's a fucking little boy, dude. And lived her, no, it's her. You fucking dumbass. You're the worst, dude no worse dude no like thought process

no tact whatsoever you don't think about anything I think you're like an actual bad guy that was an honest mistake I was sorry he's like he's looking at the dad me like that's a fucking guy you dude. He's got a mustache. He was born with a fucking mustache. He was 6'4 when he was fucking born. You're telling me that's a woman? Having been born a woman and lived her entire life as one, Kalief was catapulted to the center of a rabid debate over trans women in sport because her opponent, Angela Karini, of a town of a tally,

of a tally, refused to fight on after receiving what she described as the hardest punch of her life. Well, wait till you fucking get shacked up with me, bitch. I will take you to pound town and I don't mean the bedroom. Bro, you're not so weird. That's right, I hit women. Only if they say no. If they.

That's a leave a dish in my sink. You want to use it? You tell me to clean the sink? You take the bins out. You know what's so wild about that punch is it didn't even look that hard. No it didn't. It looked like it was sloppy left hook.

Just cause some fucking broad, like it was a little juiced up. Yeah. I'm still stronger than that bitch. I'm a man, Khalifi. I bet I could kick her ass. I could kick her fucking ass She does have better muscles than me though. Her arms are jacked. She's jacked. Actually could I see she's a fucking man

I see her body. I actually have guys here watch some of the food man. Not in that she's a hot man, too She's a hot piece of ass like I'm that's hot So this is I'm a man an Algerian boxer banned from the Women's World Championships waiting blue or red in red. She's not that good of a body Skinny girl, so this is her like in 2020. I think or some of no This is just her and I'll see her where they do their bullshit International boxing officials kicked them very manlike stance Okay, but here's the thing if even if you still have a pussy

But it's like slowly turning into a cock and balls because of all the testosterone you're on Can we start does that is their credence to the case that it's actually kind of a man? She's not taking testosterone. She's like one of those tomatoes at the grocery store. That's like really big You know what the fuck is she a man these days a tights? Yeah, she's a GMO lady. Yeah, which is a trans person But she has from what I read she has a condition where her levels are naturally higher. Yeah. Yeah, so We're taking testosterone though. She just Right because she has a Because she can shoot ropes, I don't know if she's the first person that's like it's just she's so Ball she's so manly that we don't we don't qualify her as a trans person. She was just like or a man

She was born like paint like with pink and had a pussy, but just as time went on. She's just so manly She grew a cock and balls. That's right. Like It's the first God-given trans like ops or whatever Like God was just like like this bitch is crazy Like you're trans but like she never went and got surgery or anything There's everybody just a cock and balls just kind of grew from like radiation Oh, she like forced them into will she just kind of will she willed her cock and balls So she still considered a woman, but there's a loophole here, so she's gonna keep beating the shit out of women.

It's like she's Spider-Man, she sucked like a radioactive cock. Yes. Yeah. She got bit by a dick. Developed by a, developed power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that didn't make much sense. That made no sense.

I'm saying like, it's almost like a natural trans surgery. Yes, yeah, yeah. Is what I mean. Oh, now it makes sense. You just posed it in a way you were like what if as if we were having an answer to it I was like, I don't fucking know. Well, what if I guess what think about it? Okay. Let's keep watching Let's keep watching think of Kat Von for a second. What if God watching made a trans woman, but even great As usual, I'm very engaged totally like I'm bored with everything

Yeah, we have that we. I'm watching the thing. Yeah. That we haven't been watching for the last 10 seconds. I'm ready for it. He's staring at himself in the fucking monitor. In failed gender tests returning results of male XY chromosomes, both say they are women. Oh, is that her? People keep saying they have XY.

She has XY, so what does that mean? The chromosome. I mean, that's the male one. So she has a little male in her. Who's saying that though? This Russian faggot, so okay, so she failed. She's got that dog in her. Yeah, she failed.

And by dog I mean a man. She's got a test in like Russia or some shit. She's just a fucking hermaphrodite. She's got that dog in her, and by that I mean DMX. Yeah. She's got a little DMX. Wasn't Jamie Lee Curtis a hermaphrodite too? That was the rumor when I was a kid.

Everyone said that about Sierra and Lady Gaga. Jamie Lee Curtis was a hermaphrodite. Chyna was a hermaphrodite. And then yogurt fixed her dick. Activia. She shit it out finally. I shit her dick balls out one day, cause of Activia.

There's a grab in the Activia commercial where you just see dick and balls come out of your ass High tea woman, she's born I tea I tea, you know, I wish I had some of that I Dude if I was half the man of them, I'm a man. Kalee V. I can help you out brother. I've been yeah Juicing I'll be getting extremely sexy Joey's body goals over there Yeah, you look huge. I'd like to see you in a ring with I'm a man believe God nobody wants that I'm growing a mullet Yeah, yeah, we got to talk about sick hair. It's sick hair. That looks kind of sick

Looking really crazy. I'm just two steroids get a mullet These athletes my advice to all young men the Jordan, that's my Jordan Peterson take. They are women on their passport. They have competed for many years. And I actually think it's not helpful to start stigmatizing people who take part in sports like this. I don't listen to Europeans about shit like this. But they are women, they competed in Tokyo. They're women great

Phenomenal take John If Calif wins the Algerian could face Australia's Marissa will not another cutie pie This fucking this fucking tea loaded bitch is gonna just keep fucking fighting around the world and men breaking noses of lovely Europeans. Bring me your most beautiful women. I will kill every European there is. Every beautiful European. I am Algerian, we are Beor rock people. This one's cause I'm uglier than you.

We live off cabbage soup and I eat rocks for dinner. I will destroy all the beautiful dainty women of Europe. It's a scientist breaking down. Well, she was born with natural levels of testosterone, but all the rock soup throughout the years have boosted her metabolism. I drive a goat! And I will drive my goat to the ring and beat the living shit out of a beautiful, out of, out of Monica Bellucci. Monica Bellucci you are next! I will kill you!

I will not stop till every actress in White Lotus is dead! I have the cheat code! I am full of tea! I am I'm a man Caliph And you will pay All you fuckable women out there How dare you be fuckable I will change your nose I will rearrange your face She's not a vendetta against Fuckable women

I was born looking like Riz Ahmed Fuck you I will take it out on all of you. Be sick if she won gold and then she gets the microphone and she goes to all my haters, suck my dick. That'd be the coolest thing of all time. To all the haters that are there,

suck my dick in balls. She goes, this is for all the unfuckable women out there! We can do! No one can stop us! This for all my fellow guys out there, you're allowed to beat up women in Olympic sport. I would the fucking kill to look like Tilda Swinton even. I wouldn't be happy with that. I wouldn't be happy with that but God cursed me so I will take it out on beautiful faces.

G.I. Jane is sure in my dreams. G.I. Jane is sure in my dreams! Even the lady whose face was eaten off by a chimp, I would rather look like her! Mr. Limpyx, her Aussie teammate and captain... I don't like that this I'm a man caliph has beaten up anybody with his physical teeth. Just charcoal your caliph. This is driving me nuts for some reason. Why is it making you so insane? I don't know. I don't know, man.

It can be incredibly dangerous. I don't agree with it. It's not like I haven't sparred men before, but it can be dangerous for combat sports. So wait, does she have an XY thing? I think they're all just like, I think they're getting fake news still. I actually think the opposite.

I think they as Olympic athletes have inside info that no one else fucking has. No, the Olympics tested her. All these women keep talking shit though, are they just all scared little bitches? Fucking Russian shit? They have the same fucking brains as John. They've been hitting the head a million fucking times.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. The Olympics, they fucked up before. Remember with that Pegasus, what was it called? The fucking Russians are getting by with doing steroids in the Olympics. Oh! I think she's a hermaphrodite.

You can't, I don't think you can trick like a gender test. Like you could, they're a little. Yeah, she was, okay, listen, when I worked in China with those fucking orphans, like half those kids didn't have birth certificates. Okay, like they literally, if you're born in the middle of nowhere, Algeria They don't have fucking real doctors out the general test is just like oh, let's see your ID. Okay, you're good

I'm saying like It's on their cards like well, she's a squirter yeah, and she can't come through penetration squirter yeah and she can't come through penetration if I ran a country everyone would have to get jacked off her finger to make sure I'm pretty sure a basic DNA swab will like Well, you reveal that she has higher levels of testosterone and that she has XY chromosomes in her Well, I don't, that's not confirmed The chromosome stuff She's from the third world shithole She's got slightly elevated testosterone from some condition but I think they tested her gender and like she also I'm sure

She's not even that much fucking bigger than the other girls. There's a big no She's not generally look like a fucking man I didn't get no her body was very skinny She'd be an absolute twink. I thought I thought that was gonna be taking hope for I thought they were gonna be I thought she's gonna Be way bigger Let's keep investigating and we're gonna solve it here on the hey watch podcast questions over an athlete's gender What if what if Calif comes out of nowhere just punches her? Okay, so here's some of the pictures of this crying fucking guinea.

I think she was on her period or some shit. Okay, so I think here's the fight where she quits like a fraud. I think this is classic woman shit. Stupid little bitch. Let's do it, let's watch it again. Okay, 82, great fight, ow! That's it, that was it, that was it. Oh, she's being a wine. I need a bread and a wine. Please. Bring me a wine. I need a pizza pie.

I don't even know what to do. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie.

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I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a pizza pie. I need a wine I need a bread and a wine Please bring me a wine I need a pizza pie I don't even know why I signed up for this She sits in her corner her coach

is feeding her marinara instead of water Here we go She's got a frozen stromboli on her chest Okay so here's That bitch does look like a man. That's a slight, that's like in shape. That's a jacked female athlete.

That is a fucking dude, bro. How? That's a guy. Look at that. I just think that's a guy. She looks like Xerxes, dude. She's fucking up there. Fucking looking for the goat path, riding in on a chariot. Yeah. Fucking thistle blot out the sun.

Ronda Rousey, for example. Ronda Rousey's more physically imposing than this woman is. Yeah, looks looks way Ron. Rousey's hot She's not hot that's Yeah, yeah, but she's like wiry like she looks like she sells scrap metal and like Detroit There's just I like I like this whole conversation started with your joke about her being ugly and that's the whole conversation we've been having Like but she's fucking idiot but she's fucking hideous. She's just hideous.

She's hideous. I think Tony Ferguson is doing it. Look at the ref. The ref is afraid of, the ref is terrified. He goes like, is it okay if I touch your hand and I have to raise it? Don't flip out. He goes, it's okay, you're not beautiful lady, you're sick.

Do they do weight classes in Olympic boxing? Of course. Because it's point, well okay, so that must be stringent then. Like it must be, there must be a lot of boxing then, right? Yeah. Is it just like, okay. No, yeah, you have to weigh in. It's, you know, they take it pretty seriously.

Well, yeah, okay. Cause she looks way different than the other woman. That's what I'm saying. I think she's just skinnier. Okay. Look at her. She's on her period. I just, I've never,

I never knew you get hit in the face in boxing. I just don't know what I did. Why am I here at the Olympics? It's only the 2024 fucking Olympics. And I quit 14 seconds in. Italian people don't take sports seriously. Yeah. Wow. They're like, their justice system is like a big, like,

lot of- No, they don't give a shit. They don't care about anything. They're just like, they drink wine all day. Yeah, they're great, but they don't, their detectives think they're like give a shit. They don't care about anything. They're just like, they drink wine all day. They're great, but they don't, their detectives think they're like in like movies. Like they put Amanda Knox through hell. Cause like two like retarded detectives

that thought they were like Sherlock Holmes. Were like, I think about this and I wonder. Like those type of guys. They prioritize just like chilling and having a good time and talking and laughing Yeah, they don't so they're not taking any of these things seriously Yeah, like you know they're like let's go to the beach. Maybe the murderer will show up at the beach I show up to 2020 for Olympics. They make me fight the mat barns Just like Jafar dude, she's got a fucking Adam's apple

She needs to just stop looking so angry and imposing because people are gonna keep saying this man. Yeah, it's like hey, sweetie How about a smile? Yeah, yeah JK Rowling really hates this bitch. Yeah, JK Rowling's wild wild bitch. She really is She rides she rides for her motherfucking this bitch. JK Rowling's a wild, wild bitch. She really isn't saying anything. She rides, she rides for her motherfucking, she rides for him. She might actually be the number one, most uncancellable person that's ever lived.

Yeah, cause she runs the world. She can say whatever the fuck she wants. Go ahead, go ahead. Harry Potter is so big. What are you gonna do about it? There's Harry Potter centers all over the, when I was in London, there's all fucking Harry Potter thing. Yeah.

It's all, it's not, there's like rides and places to go. Yeah, she has Disney worlds basically. Yeah, she's basically at Disney world. She's Walt Disney. Yeah. For nerds. She, yeah, yeah. Bebass something? I love Harry Potter.

She just hates, she hates the trans people that have periods. Yeah. And I did too. I hate when trans people don't get their period. Me too dude. Man fucking I wanna see. Don't even get me fucking started.

You gotta bleed a little bit if you're a woman. So I'll help you. I'll help you bleed. Let me sock you right in the fucking face. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I am really just a, what is my life? I have a complete cartoon character

I feel like it's got to be the camera cuz that one looks way bigger than the other one She's just taller and like her frame is a little bit wider on her shoulders. She has no tits Yeah, the tits add like four pounds. Good shit WAP Good shit spaghetti monkey I guess I got lucky with that swing. I don't know. Oh Bella. She's like sorry. I guess I don't know my own strength.

Look at this punch. I guess that's harder and when you see it So here you go So this is literally it's a 14 second fight. You suck ass lady. I don't care I was very box for the first time last week. They didn't have any qualifiers keep your fucking hands up That's nothing but in her mind she goes I'm already Italian I cannot afford to be stupid forgetting ingredients and recipes

which way is a left and which way is right? I barely just got that last week. I guess I just got lucky with that left hook, sorry. I think you leaned into it or something, I'm sorry. Sorry I popped your calzone, pussy. Fuck you! That's a funny thing to say. Run it back, run it back. Do it again, do it again. Look at this.

Fuck you! Fuck you! You whacked! That was pathetic. Stop my dick! She was off dude, she didn't keep fighting. I have a dick, suck it! You're a That was

Keep fighting She rolled into Clues she was moving away from it. Yeah, I talked it in the lever now, fuck you! Hahahaha Hahahaha It's a loop on the system, I'm a man! Fuck you! Hahahaha Hahahaha Drag Race!

You know if she really was a man Kaleef Like, what if she does This is fucked up Say it, say it, say it What if she She walks back to the locker room she goes, you know, I want to use you on you out there cuz there's cameras in here there's no cameras bend over or good fight anyways my balls are sweating I mean I gotta I mean I'm gonna go shower that fight that fight give me blue balls you're pretty hot blue balls. You're pretty hot.

I'd be so pissed if you were the coach. If I was that coach. Emily doesn't care. You're awake. If she has been boxing, if she's been training for the Olympics for a long time, I'd be very surprised. There's a lot of situations in the Olympics where they don't have any qualifiers

So they just grab somebody lady. I Don't know who this is, but let's see Why was this in the video who the fuck cares I think that's what it's called. I had the gayest night of my life. What happened? Oh! Oh yeah. It was really when gay last Friday. So drunk, cartoonishly drunk. I have a great time at gay bars and I feel like you did too. I did have a great time. I don't know what it was.

We went to a drag show at Hamburger Mary's. Loved it. It was all show tunes. Drag shows are fun as shit. And then we went to Rocco's on Santa Monica and I just decided to be gay. That's the- I was like, you know what, dude,

fuck it, I'm gay tonight, who gives a shit? I was like tucking dollar bills and like the male go-go dancers. I always knew people aren't born that way. Yeah. It's a choice. It's a choice. So you made the choice.

I really made a choice that night. So you made the choice to go to hell. Yeah, exactly. And hell seems pretty fun, sweetheart. Enjoy it, enjoy hell. I hear it's really not that good. I'll be in hell with a boa around my neck and some high heels on sweet Yeah, you can ride little Nas X around hell. Yeah, dude. I hardly remember that do we have the video the baby getting the piggyback ride

Yeah, I can send you it's not it's nice. It's really not worth it. It's pretty good Pretty gay. Yeah, it's pretty gay. I was always back for like I'm not kidding seven whole minutes Like we went around every corner of the bar just riding this guy, people were high-fiving me. It was a black dude in a bra and like a pink cowboy hat. And then he picked Connor up on his back and he was doing like a gay trick where he was like, he kept... It wasn't a trick, I leaned into it dude. I was fucking throwing it right back at him Oh, you're throwing it back power. It's house power top, but no you know when you lean in they touch the back That's when you finally can come yeah

But he's so he what did they give Connor a piggyback ride and like sure why the hell not having a fun night But then it wasn't so innocent because what he kept doing was he would kept bouncing Connor on his back So his cock was trying to adjust him no no he was bouncing him, he kept bouncing Connor on his back, so his cock was like- He was trying to adjust him. No, no, no, he was bouncing him like he was getting, like Connor's riding him. It's called dancing, dude. No, you were, he was piggyback riding you, and he was rubbing your cock all over his ass and back.

No, it was like a bull ride. Did you know dancing- I support you either way. They did studies, they did studies. Dancing is the most effective, above SSRIs, dancing is the most effective above SSRIs. Dancing is the most effective way to eliminate depression. That's very scientific. Above SSRIs. Dancing is the number one way to eliminate depression.

I was in a great mood, man. Really? Yeah, I was in a fucking phenomenal mood. Yeah. Go dance. Is that why you went to... I like to get freaky with it. I've never seen you dance in my life. I dance. I dance. Two to zero. Deon was popping his pussy all over the dance floor. I danced ironically, I was at the shortstop not long ago, popping my ass, popping my pussy all over the fucking dance floor. Really making a shit clap, dude.

I would love that. I like to dance ironically. I like dancing. I wish I liked dancing. I'm not comfortable enough in my own skin or something. I've never seen you dance. Anytime I'm dancing, it always revolves into like, I mean, you do the ooh, do the yeah, I like doing it

Just sketch were It's my very really cool club And he's like really cool guys in the corner with all these hot bitches and shit And the women are like they look across the dancer they go who's that? And it's me and I'm just like this. I'm just like. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe We can make that tonight if you want Like a pug I go to the girls go my friend over there thinks you're cute right over there I get carried out of the bar. It was bad. Did you take your shirt off? What's no no no sure I always take my shirt off

I called an uber and I think I think my brain just like decided it was done and I go to hug my friend Josh and my legs gave out. They just stopped working. You're very lucky you didn't get like roofied or fucked. I had too many friends there. Smart. I had too many good bodyguards with me. Connor has been roofied. Have we talked about when you got roofied? I think we have, yeah I don't know. It's also not that funny of a story. No, no. it's like it's by well, you know, yes, he was at a bar He had like two drinks total or right to and then he started like getting feeling really fucked up

And he like at least had the like wits about him to go on his bike and like head out like, you know Go, I don't I didn't start feeling anything I just all of a sudden woke up on the side of the road for a split second Then I was in my bed. I wasn't like well. I'm fucked up better leave I had two drinks and don't remember what if you just got knocked out on the bike then no Because I remember the bike ride at all he was her head hurt. I broke my shoulder no no Hey, no, I never hit my head you probably got you got riffed then I think yeah, yeah anyway It's not the funniest story. No, it's not funny, but it's kinda crazy.

I laughed my ass off. I laughed my ass off. I laugh about it privately, because I think about how you probably got raped. Johnny, what's going on? The way I process it too, is every time my shoulder hurts at the gym, I'm like, my shoulder hurts just because

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What are you doing? Get it! Johnny, what's going on with you today? Are you like reflecting because you almost got killed on the way here on your motorcycle? And you started to realize it's a horrible idea to ride a motorcycle?

I'll give you the whole story. I'm going up, I'm in like second gear. I'm not going that fucking fast, but I'm going past the Arco and a dude blows a stop sign and I swerve in front of his car, but I park directly into it. It was the closest I got. It was my first like, oh shit, I could just,

it wouldn't have been that bad. The bike would have been fucked, but I would have gone over the hood and it would have been, I could just, it wouldn't have been that bad. The bike would have been fucked, but I would have gone over the hood, and it would have been, I could have broken my shoulder, done something fucked up, but like still, it was scary, and I got a little bit of an adrenaline dump earlier. I think it's what you need.

I think you need like a slight brush with death. You know what, it's gonna make me more careful, because thinking back on it, in the process, I saw the guy. The guy needs a fucking brush. I mean, look at his head. I saw the right folks. My hair is growing out.

Yeah, don't do that. It looks crazy. I'm doing it. Throw your hair out. The people with long hair are disgusting. Yeah, it's not a good man with long hair. So I'm gonna keep it going. And no, you know what I did though?

And it was stupid as fuck to me because I knew that I was gonna run that stop sign. But I was still had that I'm in a car mentality and I'm gonna blow past them. You saw me go through that intersection. Yeah, I was talking about today with David. Yeah, I still had that I'm in a car mentality, and I'm gonna blow past him. You saw me go through that intersection. Yeah, I was talking about today with David. Yeah, I still had the I'm in a car mentality, and I sped up, and I was like, fuck this guy.

And then I didn't realize I'm completely defenseless if this guy does blow the stop sign. So it's a learning experience, not gonna do that again. Just give me more careful. But actually, my road rage is like zero, since that was the first time I've actually gotten real road rage on the bike, where I parked in front of him. I was like, fuck you, I kept, I had my on the bike where I parked In front of it was like fuck you I kept I had my helmet

I think I'm looking I was parked in front of his car going look at your for the fuck you're going if one I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you really can't afford to fucking Johnny you really can't afford to forget even even for one second, that you have no protection. Exactly, so this is actually a very, as far as the experiences that could happen to me, I could've been killed, going 80, something happened to me, this is the best experience I have.

So in the next time something like this happens, I see a guy who's probably gonna blow a stop, so I'm just gonna slow down. Good. Good, good, good. I believe in you. I'm whipping that bitch around on it, it's fucking awesome. What if you, how about we like make we like Meet in the middle somewhere and like what if you get a car, but you always have your motorcycle in the back seat

I like that and you go like hey, I'm it's still here. I love you, buddy But like I'm safe and I'm not yeah, how about it's just a prop when you drive your motorcycle around like Lars and the real girl Why don't you go to bed with your motorcycle you like fuck it and all that but you still drive a car so you're Yeah, go ahead. No one cares. We were like we're like John met somebody It's the best thing I ever did Sure Every day I just meditate it's it's wonderful. It's the best thing ever done. You meditate. On the outside of your mind and body as you ride your bike.

It's a pretty quiet thing. You're on your bike, it's like I'm not even here. You're hyper-focused, it's wonderful. Okay, sure. Hopefully you give it up soon, because nobody really cares and it's not that cool. I'm gonna die. Truly nobody cares.

A couple strangers care on the internet that are fans of the show and you have a little thing with them but nobody in your real life actually gives a shit of things that's interesting. Anyways, hang up if you have a motorcycle. You'd be part of the best group chat on planet Earth. Don't enable this. Yeah, if you wanna be an enabler to John's future demise.

By the way, I love, Hate Ride is a pretty shitty name. It sucks ass. I didn't think of anything else. Hate Ride? How about Hate Watch Motorcycle Club? Yeah, it's way better. Yeah. That's too long, so much of a mouthful. Hate Ride sucks ass. Hate Watch Motorcycle Club? Yeah, it's way better. Yeah.

That's too long. Hate Ride sucks ass. Yeah, no. HWM series. I'm sorry, right now, Hate Ride is making up like a good like one-sixth of the tickets to your goddamn show. That's not true at all. It is 100%.

They sold out, you brought five people. Each guy coming is bringing like two friends. Okay. I haven't seen them reflecting the ticket sales. Well, you know. They bought them early. No, they didn't. They did. They're lying to you.

Ask for receipts. Interesting. I will. Well, should we talk about these, this is weird, pedophile hunting's gone mainstream now. And it's getting bizarre. I'm starting to think that like, I'm starting to think all these guys really love pedophiles

cause they just wanna have an excuse to like live out their sick fantasies of like shaving people's heads and slapping them yeah it's like VG France now there's like rappers in it it's the new 106 in part everybody popular people are doing it soon there will be like Taylor Swift will be like slapping a guy like bitch ass motherfucker bitch ass you like kids bitch shaving a guy's head he's's like, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let's just go full circle with it.

Carson Daly should host a Pedofila hunting TV show. That'd be so funny. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. With Mark Wahlberg, he's like hitting him in the head with a two by four. Okay, like, like. Yeah, you know, classic old friends like Carson Daly and Mark Wahlberg.

Mark Wahlberg was on with them. That classic duo. Yeah, of course he did TRL. He did TRL. John's just like, he's reaching for anything right now. I'm picturing those violent celebrities. I don't know. I'm doing my best here, guys.

Who do you think is the most violent celebrity? It's really funny to like, he almost- One time. He bugged a guy. Yeah. What, take me down. No, go ahead. Go ahead. You were really horrible on the guy. Yeah, take me down. Oh good You were really horrible in the last page everyone like suck ass them I got a lot of good stuff about annoying you at this point at this point the

So a lot of the current on page runs sucking ass now And you know I want you to I want you to rise from the ashes of sucking ass, okay? Yeah, switch to beer. Yeah, switch to beer. Also, you should switch to meth tonight, because you're terribly, I gave Ben my Celsius. I gave Ben my Celsius, I had adrenaline dump for coming here. You're lazy, you're lazy fatso right now.

I'm off the hook. It's really annoying. Come on. You're just, you're taking time off, you're just kind of like, you know, if this was a basketball game, you would just kind of be doing cardio. You're just running back and forth, no one even knows you're just kind of like, you know if this was a basketball game, you would just kind of be doing cardio. You're just running back and forth.

No one even knows you're in. Cherry picking. You know? You gotta stop looking at yourself on the screen. You have this weird obsession with looking right at yourself. I'm like a monkey with a mirror. I can't help it.

I mean I love you Johnny. You've done amazing things on this podcast. But sometimes I just wonder what the hell is your thinking? It's peaks and valleys, brother. Peaks and valleys. Well sometimes you're asleep on the podcast. I sometimes I just wonder what the hell is your thinking? It's peaks and valleys, brother. Peaks and valleys. Well, sometimes you're asleep on the podcast. I mean, you're literally like, yeah, sometimes you're literally like kind of going to bed.

Sometimes I look over and you're fully like this. It's astounding. Really? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I do my best. I try. I don't think you do.

No, I try every week. No, I don't feel it. Devin, you know, if it wasn't you always show up you're always here always be here You you're kind of those guys like the most important part the most most important part is showing up I'm gonna get like 30 DMS about how you're wrong because it's from ice like the people like of course of course My fucking thought I'm about to say Devon's actually right in this case. I would be nowhere without Devin Costa.

Devin, push it. I'm not saying that. Those people like you sucking ass, because unfortunately, no offense, you suck ass too. They wanna keep you down. They relate to you when you suck ass. So they go, John fucking kicks ass, dude, if I was on a podcast, I would not really speak, and when I did, it would suck ass,

and I would look down and probably fall asleep, and get too drunk and ruin things. they like that that you were they relate to you You don't want them to be like that fucking kicks ass. Did you want people to kind of? Feel like they're not relatable. You're right. You don't want people to relate to you You have to defend yourself did this is crazy. This is really sad. Yeah, he's right This is crazy. This is really sad. Yeah, he's right. I'm the worst guy on planet earth week. He's hibernating right now. Starting jock week next Monday. Monday through Sunday episode a day. Can we do one at 5 a.m. please?'s not sustainable one just one it would just wake people up We can't we can't be here. It's not an you agreed with me. Yeah, but he does have neighbors. It would be insane

Karen next door she's fucking to fuck her Like that's the thing she's like old Might be up yeah It's like old. Like they don't need to. She might be up. Yeah. Good point. Oh, at five.

At five. Would you be on five? I'm down to try one, yeah. Just one, just one. Let's have her on. Do like a breakfast club thing. Let's have her on and do like Howard Stern shit to her. Do one episode with like breakfast.

We have coffee, be fun. Here's the thing. He only wants to do the 5 a.m. thing cause randomly he started waking up at 5 a.m. Yeah, I know. So it's all selfish intentions. He doesn't think it's like meaningful. No, no, I asked for this before.

John's letting us know, he's letting us know like every night that he's going to bed at nine. Yeah, you go to, you weren't in bed at eight the other night. I wanna punch him in the face. You were texting us good night and good morning every single day. I dig that.

You're waking up at really at five for no job or anything. Oh, it's lovely. I've like. Oh, it's lovely. I've like oh, it's lovely Myself no, but it's you know I I'm gonna be honest see that coke night turn me around You have like not been drinking as much since the kid my drink calendar has been just fucking killing it good One proud of smiley faces a lot of smiley faces. That's good Another bad, I, sorry to go off the job. No, get off me, get off me.

Did you see Akon singing? Yes. Oh, is that what this is? Yeah. Sorry, I didn't know that was the one. Got it right here. So Akon is singing locked up as they arrest the pedophile. Yeah.

That's Vitaly, right? By the way, Vitaly's such a funny career arc because he was the guy who was on Bang Bust who couldn't get a boner He was great. Fuck off really? Yes He was on bang bus before he was like major famous. He was the everyman on bang bus I wonder if he can get a boner now. It's like good. This probably is a new fucking kink. Who are these weird tribe tribal guys? That's Vitaly. That's Vitaly dressed up. Why is he dressed like that, though? He's dressed like Jaguar, Paul.

So this man's being locked up for being a pedophile. You know what? Listen, I don't like really capital, obviously like Shoemaker, Colin, Colin was, it's good, it's funny, the trivia stuff. This whole thing though, we're like, it's starting to feel, like just call the cops immediately. I don't like any of it. I think it's weird that you see

that there's so many pedophiles, and you're like, how do I monetize this? Yeah, you're capitalizing on pedophilia. Yeah, you're profiting off them. It's fucking creepy and weird. You're supposed to just get rid of them silently Yes, but instead you're playing games with them and like it's gonna get worse shaving their heads and smacking them But like we got a little pump here. Yeah, actually that's all by the way little pumps probably pedophile. Yeah, probably probably

What are we talking about? Yeah, I don't matter to find out that they like in 20 years some guy gets arrested for killing like Yeah, I don't know man. I'd rather find out that they like in 20 years some guy gets arrested for killing like 1,000 pedophiles like he's Mr. In-Between. I mean I'd rather find that out. Yeah, then some mildly amusing fucking YouTube video Yeah, because it happened because they get some shit out of them. They're getting off to it, too It almost seems perverse, you know like they're yeah something up I also just like I wouldn't mind either that you could see that they like give the money from their YouTube Yeah, like some kind of fun for people who are yeah survivors of pedophilia. It just feels so gross Yeah, so there is a public shaming component though That I that I think helps in a way because it scares pedophiles

They're like, you know, there probably are a lot of pedophiles that were like I they have a real kid on the hook Yeah, and they're like I'm scared that it's a fake kid. It's gonna be a con and they don't go It's like Imagine your pedophile and your biggest fear is like fuck. I really hope little pump and vitality aren't there prison I can deal with but vitality little pump You get both. If Akon and Vitaly are there, then you also still go to jails. Yeah, but you don't even give a shit about Akon and Vitaly.

You're getting fucking stabbed in prison. Imagine a guy did care though. That'd be the funniest video of all time. The guy was like, is that fucking Akon? Holy shit! He gets excited. Right, right. It's the best day of his life.

Yeah, yeah. Fucking number one Akon fan. That would be so surreal if you're a pedophile. You grow up listening to Akon and that was the biggest hit ever and you're getting arrested and your life is ruined. And you're just like locked up. My goodness good though.

You go has it. You go has it. Akon, you wanna know why? You wanna know why I wanted to fuck a kid? Cause I'm lonely. I'm so lonely. I'm so lonely. I have nobody.

Yeah, man. All right, it's just weird. Also with Vitaly, the thing that pissed me off about this guy is that like he saw a trend and got in on it. So it doesn't feel like your heart's in it. He doesn't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Your heart's not in it, brother.

You're not passionate about haunting. You're not passionate about this. You're following the trend. They're not. They don't give a shit. You know what I mean? Your heart's not in it, brother. You're not passionate about hunting. You're not passionate about this. You're following the trend. They're not. They don't give a shit. He's a culture vulture. That's what he is. Honestly, most of these guys are just like,

yo, so we're allowed to just beat the shit out of them out front of places and film it and slap them and shave their heads. They're all nuts. My favorite guys, I used to follow these Instagram pages back in the day that it was these old black dudes in the South somewhere and they filmed pedophile hunting on a Nokia flip phone. Yeah. And I was like, these black dudes in the south somewhere and they filmed pedophile hunting on like a Nokia

Flip phone. Yeah, and I was like these dudes are really about it. They're about it. Yeah, they're just documenting it for the police But like these guys are legit. Yeah, so I guess the main message here is just leave pedophiles alone. Yeah, they're innocent Sweethearts. Mind your business. Mind your damn business. Hey, it's not my fault you can't get bussy Alright, if I can leave these guys alone! A catch is a catch! Don't be jealous that a guy caught a big fish! Oh, you're mad that he's got game? Oh, you're mad that these guys have Riz? I get locked up, won't let me out Won't let me out

I get locked up, won't let me out Won't let me out I get locked up, won't let me out He sucks ass, what does he know? He sucks ass. What the fuck is he doing? I'm only looking at Akon. They won't let me out

They won't let me out They won't let me out Heading uptown to Rio Oh Looks like la it's gotta be they're usually in la it's like Griffith Park or something. Yeah Actually, you know what this probably is it's probably by like Toluca Lake like like a like Burbank yeah yeah like the Burbank parks why is he dressed like he's making fun of tribal can we find the full video yeah nobody cares we're not gonna find out we get it nothing's happening they you know they ruin the poor pedophiles life is that what we want we want to tell you sick people off the streets okay they

teach lessons and you got don't don't go, don't be so fucking slutty as a child. We need these guys on the streets to be cautionary tales. What was the kid wearing? I mean, no questions asked whatsoever. We just like move on as a society. Winnie the Pooh sweater. Getting molested can be a stepping stone to you uh... so great art to great art and your bob the builder had yet you were asking for it or anything to say

horrible thing to say fat fuck josh gandhi's added have you seen fat fuck gandhi not scene he was on uh... one of the biggest displays of faggotry on earth. The white dudes for Kamala Harris call. And this tweet's very funny.

They're like, they actually loved it. They go, Josh Gad nailed it on the white dudes for Kamala Harris call. Let's listen to, let's listen to Goiter Gad here. Look at his face. What a ugly piece of shit. Galactic Gad is on the case. Josh Gad was the fat friend in a lot of really horrible

movies like the rom-coms where he's like, I don't know man, I think you should go see her. And then he like farts and eats a sandwich. Book of Mormon. He's in Book of Mormon. He's Olaf from Frozen. Yeah. A lot of gay stuff. But he thinks He's Olaf from Frozen. Yeah. Lot of gay stuff.

But he thinks he's like a big, he thinks, you know, apparently, look at him, he thinks he's Marlon Brando at the end now. And then he's had this like amazing career. And he's a big fucking, of course, he's a, he's a dem, he's a damn dem, he's a liberal Hollywood retard. Every actor's like, these are the dumbest people

to ever walk the face of the earth. And he's on the Kamala Harris Zoom call. And let's listen to this. Well, if it works. Dorth Straw and went after like all of the leading vice presidential candidates, but here I am. Also- By the way, look at him. Can we drain his head?

Fat as shit. Yeah, it looks like he ate James Corden This is crazy how fat he is Look at his arm. Look at his arms wild So if you're that you've you're that fat and that like pasty and pink, don't wear a pink shirt. Yeah. Black. It looks like he has a skin condition.

I've never seen anybody so fat that their head looks like it has edema. Like he needs to wear blood clotting socks like on his head when he flies. His stylist is like, this will bring out your rosacea. White dudes for Harris. Yeah, white dudes love Harris. Is that what that says?

Yeah, because they want to put away black people. White dudes for Harris. Let's get rid of the rest of them in Oakland. Who the fuck else is for Harris? Black people don't like Harris. Black people hate Harris. They're pretending like it. Fucking Kamala Harris.

You know, but it's time. Kamala, she's going gonna take down her final black guy By the way hate watch guys we made a patreon chat community I want you I need a favor stop flooding it with pictures of Kamala Harris as a pog bending over with her Delete that check cuz I don't know if they get us in trouble and we get our her ass. I would love those. I might actually delete that chat because I don't know if they get us in trouble and we get our Patreon removed, I'll kill everybody.

It's been hundreds and hundreds of comments. It's been open for a couple of days. I would say 50% of the comments are a Photoshop picture of Kamala Harris. She's either like- Pogama of Harris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I mean, she's not even white, but she's like either in panties bending over the Oval Office desk and she's sucking one of her own tits. It's like the white but she's like she's like either like in panties bending over the oval office desk

And she's like sucking one of her own tits. It's like the most I'm getting fucking She actually looks pretty good She was a ho she's the day Willie Willie somebody Montel will in Montel. Yeah, she was like 30 years younger than this guy She dated me she sucked and fucked her way to the top. She was really hot when she was like. No, she wasn't. No, go to like her and call her. She had a fat ass.

No, go to her and call her. She had a fat ass. Just do it, I swear to God. She like looked, maybe I was just like horned up when I saw this. I think you got, you saw the AI photo. No, no, no. Freak me, Kamala Harris.

That, oh, I would. Yeah, yes. She was fine. Dude, she was fine did you hot beautiful I guess kind of looks like Abdon Syed a little bit but whatever you guys want come on now you're just being like I mean how are you now are you just being a hater you mean go ahead support somebody that has been horrible for I'm not supporting cop support a cop I'm not some I'm not just saying on a vote for I'm Just saying shot. Yeah, she was all I know what a fucker. She wasn't hot. She was like she better

She was fine she was hot brother. He's hot. Sorry Devon Play it, but yeah, so let's observation They have kid rock Kevin Sorbo and a a dolphin aficionado. Sorbo. And we have the whole- Sorbo kicks ass. Imagine, imagine, this is how you judge possible. Dude! What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

Hercules? How dare you, dude? Your dad looks exactly like Kevin Sorbo. He does look like Kevin Sorbo. Holy shit. Yeah. Who's Kevin Sorbo? Your dad looks, uh, Hercules. Young Hercules.

Yeah. He's the man. He's the best. Sorbo's awesome. He's like an F-list actor. No, F-list. F-list. Fuck you. A-list. A-list. A-list. All the left behind movies, that's a fucking sleeper movie.

They're really good. I was trying to... Thanks man. No, he's big. You should have said Z-list. Z would have made more sense. He's got an F in front of his name for fag. People go to D-list usually and I was like, what's below D-list? Z!

I mean you should have gone Z, but the truth is he's A. And if you watch the Left Behind series, you're gonna agree with me. And don't listen to Connor, this lib. Okay, whatever. This is dem. Go ahead. Look at that. They've raised $2,900,000 for Josh Gads golden corral money

He's gonna put peanuts he's gonna peanuts and he got M&Ms on the P. I guess we've almost raised three million That's at least a month worth of food for me Eating a horse lunch listen to what he says though how gay it is and we have the Hulk Samwise Gamgee Luke Skywalker and Mayor Pete May he's comparing Samwise Gamgee Luke Skywalker and Mayor Pete May sees comparing Because they have kid rock and some losers we have the hook And in Sean Astin and mayor mayor Pete what that's fucking CIA Closeted straight man literal that literal cock sucking CIA guy I think we have Deadpool and Wolverine on our side, so. Mayor Pete fucks hookers in motel rooms on the side.

That guy's pretending to be gay. What the fuck are you talking about? The gayest guy I am. He's gay. That is a theory that he's pretending to be gay. Mayor Pete's straight as fuck. He fucks hookers. There's no way, if that guy wasn't gay,

he would be nothing. He's fucking hookers, he's fucking. My favorite Mayor Pete moment was when he. He got fucking hookers, he's fucking. My favorite Mayor Pete moment was every fucking weekend. He had a reverse beard. Yeah. He went to like a diner in the south with Al Sharpton and he ordered a fried chicken meal and Al Sharpton ordered like tea.

He thought he was like relating. And Al Sharpton's like, I'll have tea. I thought he was like a relating. And Al Sharpton's like, I'll have tea. And he's eating, he's pretending to really enjoy like fried chicken and collard greens. He's like, I did some of them grits too. Collard greens. I don't.

He's like, let me get some Scrapple while you're at it. He goes, y'all got swishers? Give me a Lucy. Give me a great swishers? Give me a Lucy. Give me a great swisher. I'll have him get a Lucy. Colt 45 and a Lucy. Hey, I want you one. Tell my bitch to get off my ass

about that damn child support. Every time he pans over me, he has like a backwood in his ear. It's like he gets blacker and blacker. He's got a du-rag on. He's wearing like the Halloween like pimp outfit. He's scratching his hand full of. He's wearing the Halloween pimp outfit. He's scratching his ankle. Purple hat.

He's wearing a purple hat. Just on this Zoom. That's pretty damn cool. Pretty damn cool. Pretty damn cool. So this guy is directing, I forget what movie he's directing. He's directing some big movie. He's directing a fork into his mouth.

Yeah. Very good. I'll look it up. mouth. Ah, very good. I like that, I like that. IMDB, I got it. Josh Gad, IMDB, what's up next? What's up next for Gad? Oh, that guy. Yeah, you know.

He's unrecognizable. It's Gad. He got way fatter. For the love of God, it's Gad. What's upcoming? I thought he was supposed to be directing a movie. That's like like a like a big biopic You have to exit out of the ones you don't want to see Yeah, what is producer?

Now you just exit out of producer Try to tell his honor what is I knew Josh Gad directing? I've accessed the database before. He's directing a biopic about Chris Farley. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What does he think, like just cause he's fat, he knows fat people? He's like, this is my field of expertise. Are you kidding me?

It's like a DI hire for fatness, where he's like, you better not hire a fucking skinny director. Imagine being fat as fucking gaining weight for a role. That's crazy. Well he's not, he's starring it. He's directing it. Oh really? Oh shit.

Who's gonna star, fuck. Just kill me. He's directing it, Chris Farley. Kill me. Hey John, I got some good news for you. You're actually starring in the Chris Farley. You have to lose a little weight for it. We've hired you a trainer and a nutritionist, but you will soon be Farley

Is this what is this Josh Gannon is Chris Farley movie I'll never join you. It's gonna get us eliminated immediately. There's not a lack of work. He's always in front of these palm trees. Yeah. At his house. It's his backyard. He's always in front. Yeah, he always goes to his backyard and...

He's like, there's a piss orgy going on inside. Yeah, he's gay. Do you think every day... He's gay. Do you think like five times a day there's Amazon drivers like bringing him new chairs? Like he's constantly... I like the... There's Amazon drivers like bringing him new chairs. Like he's constantly- I like these.

It's a never ending stream of new chairs being brought to the Gad house. He has the renewal buy on chairs. Like a grocery order. Like every two weeks. Once every two weeks, bring me five chairs. It's a subscription service, yeah. He goes, enough of this one time, purchase shit.

There's a guy, a guy like pops up from behind under him. He's like swiping his fucking brow. He's a welding gun. He's like, I reinforced it, Mr. Gad. Shouldn't happen again. This is the way he put in tanks. I hope this one holds. No cookies represented in this universe. This is the way you put in tanks, I hope this one holds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha's like talking about his sleep apnea machine and the snacks that he wakes up with on his teeth.

Where was he the day- where was he the day the Baltimore Bridge collapsed? He's like, uh, favorite Star Wars character- He was thinking to walk across it? He's like, that bridge was supposed to be graded for 50,000 pounds. He's like, no, a ship hit it. I told everyone a ship hit it. And it's like, well, no, the ship hit it because they thought they saw Godzilla

on the fucking bridge. A ship you may know as the Millennium Falcon. I hate, I hate men in their 40s that talk about this time bullshit He's like my favorite Star Wars character play Chewbacca. I like that his name starts with chew. I love chewing enough Enough already motherfucker. I'm just kidding. I was hitting the face. I don't know how to think or talk now. In the note called the Oreo cookie millennium.

What are you? You fat fuck. What is this video dude? What is he saying? His CPAP machine got clogged with Oreo cookies and And now he's fucking talking on interview. It's you can't have cookies without Star Wars. What? Bat cocksucker. Who's trolling? He's trolling.

Who's that? Dark side and you are fully convinced. Is that Amani Khalif? Dark side. So I have to ask, who is your favorite dark side character? I guess it's nobody. This is probably the person that comes to mind. The first image that comes to mind is the guy.

Oh my God. I am you know, you know, yeah, I did it. Talk about Farley. Talk about the Chris Farley movie. So I see a nice T's much. I can tell you that it's based on. I mean there's spikes in his blood sugar. Not on the video. His CGM monitors got spikes. Written by Chris's brother Tom and his partner Tanner. I read Chris Farley's book. It was a menu at the Cheesecake Factory and That's what I inspired. Yeah, I felt really inspired after that. I looked at the mirror and I was I needed to do a biopic I looked in the mirror and I just like was I really say I was inspired was more so hungry

After I read the Chris Farley book laws on door dash 1 9 I couldn't decide what I wanted to yeah, and yeah And then and then Chris's brother showed up at the Cheesecake Factory book and I said I know this book like the back of my fucking hand so let's do this brother. I can tell you that it's based on the incredible book written by Chris's brother Tom and his partner Tanner. He's called Chris Farley show. I had with Chris Farley's brother one night. I did too it's fucking he's most Kevin Farley heaven heaven Kevin's the saddest guy on earth. He always seems he always looked like he was sad in he'd go

Adam Sandler's Christmas party What's what is your wife? My dad's a screenwriter? Oh, right? Yeah, I don't I don't know if I heard about this. What'd you hang out with them? I was saying I with him early. No, no, no, this is at the Pickwick bowling alley. He'd rent the whole fucking thing out. I literally looked at, I was wasted off my ass. I looked to my right and there's a guy

and he looks like Chris Farley. I went, anybody ever tell you that Chris Farley? He went, yeah, I'm Kevin Farley. And I went, oh shit. And then I was like, that's crazy. And then he was like, yeah. I was like that's crazy, and then he's like yeah, what was yours Devin? He was just with his wife, and I was in a situation where I was around him and he was really nice I told him he was he was great in curb

He's these the yeah the exterminator in curb that stomps on that dog get the play It's a made hilarious episode one of my favorite stole that role for my boy Brian Scolero who auditioned for that exact role really what happened to Scolero? He has a disease and he had to move back in with his mom. Oh fuck. What is what what is his disease? I don't know the I know I can't remember the disease. Yeah, I haven't seen him. He doesn't do stand-up anymore He's on the East Coast. I think he probably does it around like maybe like New York But he was like on late nights, and he was a pretty he was budding and he was catching some steam and And he was on that Pamela Anderson He was like the number two guy on that Pamela Anderson sitcom like this was a long time ago

But yeah, so like he had a career and then he started like just like getting Doing a digiting for like her curb rolls and things like that and then he got that disease and he was he's like I hate to say Love you, Brian is not a Brian. I didn't hear this, but I'm dating he got fat No, he I mean first of all very fat and then he got a disease and I remember he was like telling me He's like dude. I he's like yeah, I have to fucking move back with my mom. I'm you know, I'm supposed to have this big career What is the disease and he's like he's like and my girlfriend just broke up with me me Is it MLS or some shit? Oh, you know, I think it is. So it's MLS some muscular. I remember this guy. That's You know, he is look him up, you know who Brian Scolero is but his girlfriend just like broke up with them

And I'm like dude, you're gonna be fine. You're funny as hell You're gonna find it in When we were like start starting comedy sounds so familiar I just can't remember and but I go you're gonna find a new car. I'm sorry when we were like start starting comedy sound so familiar I just can't remember and but I go you're gonna find a new girlfriend right when you get back and you're funny So remember this no, but what he said he goes like yeah, cuz chicks love Damn he was fat nine years ago, so I mean he's been fat for quite some time. He's got a disease now That sucks that I like Brian Scolero. He's very he's like one of the fun You're like if he were healthy healthy he'd be a very successful comedian

Yeah, yeah, he would yeah some guys lose a lot of what is MLS? What is MLS? Yeah, muscular. He's addicted to it's like American soccer Very very good. Am I right? You're making jokes about my friend's disease. It's very harmless junk It sounded mean you called him fat I was describing his friend. I was describing his body in an honest way and you made fun of his disease Yeah, the disease I did and I said he's addicted MLS. Isn't isn't It's what the brother anyway, maybe we should pretend this riff never happened multiple light sclerosis or what is it mmm your body gets all fucked up and can't speak

anymore yeah that's the ice bucket challenge yeah that's a bad one I've had a my dad's friend oh actually utterly horrifying yeah I don't even know if he has that but he has like an autoimmune thing. I something like yes. Yeah, no lupus Yeah, no, this is super by lupus was for black people. I can mom has lupus you son of a bitch Well, your mom's pretty oh my gosh. Yes You and I mean can't these people just switch to manual? Hey, come on. Take it up. Come on. Come on. For the love of God.

All right, let's get back to fat dad. Fuck you. Fuck you, buddy. Fuck you, you typical Lipton Hollywood piece of shit. I'm distracting from the fact we are bobbing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha inspiring me and the writers and Paul, the brilliant Paul Walter Hauser as we roll up our sleeves and start to map things out. Who's Paul Walter Hauser? Look up Paul Walter Hauser. Paul Walter Hauser, no Paul, Jesus Christ.

Richard Jewell. Richard Jewell. Richard Jewell, John. The guy in Richard Jewell. Your COVID brain is killing us. No, I just don't know who he is. Did you ever see Richard Jewell? No, dude. John.

You ever see fucking I, Tanya? Oh, what's he the fat friend of the guy, of his, of her husband? Yeah, the assassins, dude. The assassins. Cause they killed the woman. They're not assassins, they're I, Tanya. Did you see I, Tanya?

Yeah, with the knee. Yes, the fat friend of the husband that barely remembers. Takes it upon himself to- That's COVID. No, it upon himself. That's coving Simply just lazy He's the worst bus ever could we play the video get up stop attack get off of me get off of me I mean, it's shocking. It's shocking the lack of we then said we then gave him another out we go the I-tania you watched it. Yeah watch it once like fucking when it came out

Cuz I don't give a fuck about I thought I clocked in it is a good movie John did you watch that? I think you should leave show on Netflix. No We now you know, right? Oh picture of him. I'll look at a picture Do you watch Blackbird on Apple TV? No 13 inch CRT TV Paul Thomas Hauser Paul Walter Hauser Thomas Paul Walter Paul Thomas Anderson. No Saying that's a bug you're drawing I'm trolling

I'm not saying that to fuck with you. You're trolling. I'm trolling. You don't know him? Doesn't ring a fucking single bell, brother. That guy from- Doesn't ring a single bell, brother. He looks like your brother. That looks familiar from Richard.

He looks like your brother. He does look like my brother. All right, anyway, back to Fat Gad. Fuck you, Josh Gad, you're responsible for this train wreck of an ending. It's good. There's a joy and a legacy that Chris's work has that is wholly unique. There are very few people that can universally make everyone laugh.

Chris Farley was one of those individuals. So what I hope to capture is the essence of that in the same way that you had a chance ever watching the Adam Sandler, Chris Farley tribute song. It's incredible. And it sort of again captures the essence of what made Chris a comedy hero to so many of us. Come running in. And you know, that's gonna track his journey. He tried to rape a candy bar.

I do like the idea of him going outside because that's the only thing that he can't make look smaller. Yes. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Like if he did this like video call from inside the house, he'd look like he was on like a miniature set.

Yeah, but instead he's like, he drives to Sequoia National Park. He does these interviews in front of the largest trees on earth. He looks really tiny. He's in front of the geysers at Yellowstone. He goes, that's my water fountain. It's like a little fountain we made in my backyard. It's a pool I got over here.

He weather balloons himself up to like low earth orbit. And he's like, OK. I'm ready for my interview It's like a shot from once upon a time in the West. There's like three monuments behind him It's like a Red Bull stunt level yeah It's the earth beyond me is like this is my living room in the stratosphere So enough of fat gab we're done with fat gab good riddance fat ass Enough of fat Gad, we're done with fat Gad. Good riddance, fat ass. Lose some weight, fatso.

Fuck you. Bitch. Fuck you, guy that I would be nice to in person. Salmonella baby. Yeah. Guy who I would compliment to the fucking moon if I saw him in real life. Fuck you, Josh Gad, even though I'd tell you

how great you were and fucking going the distance. The producers. Whatever the fuck of shit you were in. Oh, he was in The Producers? Yeah, they remade it with Billy Crystal. Fucking going the distance He was in the producers, yeah, they remade it with Billy Crystal it went one season people fucking hated it Oh, they made TV show he was always just a fat friend of like miles teller in movies. I thought yeah earlier But then you got into it Jonah. Oh wait, did you do a movie with miles? Oh, he might have was in balls of fury was he that guy he was always like I wasn't I think so was he in those movies. He was the balls of fury was he that guy he was always like I wasn't like so The balls of fury guy

No, you're right that was my whatever that guy had like no career after that yeah, but that guy was in that uh, what was that? nerd fanboy movie Grammys boy I don't know what early Josh Gad career was. I think he became relevant after Book of Mormon. Should I type in on Google, can I type in early Gad? Early Gad. Yeah. It's hard not to confuse it. Early Josh Gad.

Hold on, hold on. Richie is here. Sneak in, Gantz. Josh Gad, early years. Are you still doing the regular? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right.

I'll just wait for the page to be finished. Well, should we? How long we done? We'll wrap it up. Hold on, we don't quit. Richie, Rich yeah. All right. I'll just wait for the page to get kissed. Well, how long have we done? We'll wrap it up. Hold on. We'll have a quick. Richie, Richie. Richie just got here. I gotta face my balls off.

We're looking into early Josh Gad. Josh Gad was born in Hollywood, Florida. Wow, this guy was meant for the real Hollywood. Yeah, Hollywood. Hollywood. How is Grace Jewish? She'll be awkward in LA. Yeah, what's that? Oh, man. Oh, man. Wow. You're surprised. Wow. Josh Gad, IMDB. the for the real Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Jewish yeah what you're talking

about hey wow Josh Gadd IMDB what was his what were his earliest works his earliest works Gadd was like he's been killing it for quite some time it's hard not to confuse him early Jonah Hill he was no what is he known for me Johnny had to he'll stick don't be silly yeah okay so Okay, so he started off, he was in 21. He was in 21, he was in the Harvard gambling movie. And what was he, he played the table or something, right? He played the casino. He played the casino.

And then he was, yeah, he played the casino. Then he was in The Rocker, and then he was in... Party Down. American Party Down. He was in Party Down, I guess, for a second. He was in the Cleveland. I guess for a second. He was in The Cleveland I mean fucking I don't know anything forget Marmaduke 11 other drugs. Yes excellent movie with Gyllenhaal and Hathaway's tits do that movie made me so horny friend Hathaway. Yeah, it's a hunk of shit movie

Well, cuz she's got she's got a thing where she fucks and then right afterwards she starts like she Well, because she's got a thing where she fucks and then right afterwards she starts shaking and shit the whole movie. She's got like a convulsion disease in it. There was actually no disease. Jill and Hunt just kept donkey punching her every time they fuck. Yeah, yeah, that was the whole thing.

See, love and other drugs and then I think going the distance and then friends with benefits. All three of those came out in like a two, three year time span. Yeah, but that didn't make him famous. What made him famous was for sure Book of Mormon. He wasn't in those. I'm saying like there was this weird period of time

where they made these movies that were like, it was like, the same movie. Hot guy. And then why don't we just fuck and like see where it, like we don't, we don't, but we're never gonna like actually get with each other. Yeah. Like, you know, we're.

Casual sex. Yeah. And he was always like, guys, what are you doing? I'm making ramen and you guys are really loud. So then Ice Age, oh, he was in the Steve Jobs movie, Jobs. He played the Ice Age. He played Steve. He played the Glacier.

He played Steve Wozniak, I didn't know that. I thought Seth Rogen did. He looks like Steve Wozniak. It says Steve Wozniak. Oh, that's the Ashton Kutcher, Steve Jobs. Oh, the Ashton Kutcher one, much better. Yeah. The internship, 1600 Penn, that was about how his weight. Sesame Street.

Yeah, the wedding ringer. I mean, he's really done just a collection of just, you know, work that will be always remembered. And he deserves to direct Chris Farley in a movie. I agree. He was in the Book of Mormon. He was in the Book of Mormon, that was his big thing. That was his big thing.

Book of Mormon was his big thing. Him with Andrew Reynolds, that was his name, right? The guy from- That guy's fantastic. From Girls, that guy's awesome. Reynolds is a fantastic actor. That guy should have the career that dad has. Andrew Reynolds is incredible, I love that queer.

Love Girls. I love, I love, he's- Love Girls. Elisha's one of my favorite characters in Girls. Yeah, phenomenal. Maybe my favorite character, actually. Yeah. Joey, what is going on? He's bringing a cherry. You're like a bear, suck it in. We're ending this episode, I love I love he's one of my favorite characters and almost maybe my favorite character actually yeah What is going on?

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