Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Kitty Cookout

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way They're eating dogs and cats mm-hmm you have to watch out mm-hmm we gotta watch out do that You gotta protect your dog Frank that meme of the guy sending Haitian guy picture of cat dog He's a holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck Is it cuz he's so hungry for both? Yeah. Yeah

You don't know what to choose. It's like when you go to a barbecue place and you get a little of each of each. It's like a turducken. You stuff the dog with the cat. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's stuffed inside of a woman you're raping. Yeah. It's like a beef Wellington. Yeah. And then right before you're about to dig in, you get distracted by some gay guys and you go kill them. Yeah. And this is all inside of an apartment complex you're taking over in Aurora. Yeah. No, no. the Haitians are Springfield, Ohio. Yeah, that's Springfield. The dirty Venezuelans are in Aurora. Same, same shit.

Is that video of them just like at O Block, like shooting? Yeah. Venezuelans? No, in Chicago in O Block. Venezuelans pulled up to Chicago. Yeah. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, Venezuelans pulled up to Chicago

and they're like, pussy, pussy. Like they're just like talking shit and everyone's Indian now with Connor. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yes. What? I could help it man. The Venezuelans would go baby. I want you to see you. Aren't like the middle-class Venezuelans, the ones leaving the country cause they're the ones losing all the money cause I'm a Duro.

So like is it imagine like growing up in Burbank and then like going to another country and just being a hardcore gang banger. No, I think it's the gang bangers. I don't think- Really? I thought the poor people loved him cause he's good from all the shit. Are there like fucking just like suburbanites from Venezuela coming here?

Also Venezuelans are like pussies. Are they? They don't have a reputation like Colombians and El Salvadorians and shit. Yeah, they come over here and they're like, please don't fuck with me. I mean, I don't really, listen, the Venezuelans are fucking lucky.

These Haitians took the ball and they're running with the Haitians Look the cat right out of the bag. They said hold my beer. He said hold my dog. I Don't know is this it real or real is it a is it another real after week on this show It's like I don't think it's I think I just I wasn't there like there was like an actual just crazy black woman on It's like I don't think it's I think I just I wasn't there like there was like an actual just crazy black woman on Bath salt who ate a dog Connor of course I have plenty of videos of black people eating cat sure I know Right and ready to go so this was one lady, but she's not Haitian, but let's watch it That's what I'm saying. Let's add to the miss full Haitian woman from Springfield, Ohio

So you have a right to remain silent anything you say can will be used against you in a court of law you have a right to remain silent on anything you say. Cannon will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney if you can't afford one, won't be appointed to you at state's expense. You have a right to have that attorney present during any questioning. You have a right to stop answering any questions once they be. She's going meow, meow cat, dog, dog. And do you understand your rights?

Come bumbacot, peach, I will eat your fucking cat. You understand? Well, what's interesting about this lady is that she's not Haitian, apparently. She's not a Haitian immigrant. But they maybe showed her the ways. Sure. They taught her. So didn't Trump?

She's culturally Haitian. Trump posted this video on his like a truth social. Did he posted this one? Yeah. And then so he was like, they're eating all the pets, they're eating the dogs. And then so they found out, yeah, she's not Haitian,

but then I think though also Haitians are eating cats and dogs. They are a little bit. A little bit. And they're getting geese at least. You know what they're actually doing worse than the cats and dogs is they can't, they're crashing into shit.

It is fucking Super Mario. Is that true? I don't know. Yeah Yeah, insurance rates are skyrocketing because Asians don't know how to drive and they keep just crashing They don't even see a car before they make Asians look like Jeff Gordon They use like Flintstone cars are like, what do my feet get to put on the bottom of the pavement? She's real creepy. She ate a cat. She ate a cat.

The neighbors said they saw her stomping on a cat and eating it. I bet you she could cook the fuck out of a cat though. They're like, do you understand your rights? And she spits out a hairball. She gets all righteous about it, like the black ladies on the internet. She's like, baby, I wash my cat. You don't wanna know what's in my cat spice rack. She's cooking the cat for six hours. It's like the chick from the Bobby Altoff interview.

She's like, now what you mean I ate a cat? Baby, baby, I don't eat food, I eat cats. I'm not ghetto. I ain't ghetto, I eat dog, honey. I mean, honestly, eating cats and dogs, finding out honestly Haitian eating cats and dogs you know finding out black people are eating cats and dogs it's it's it should bridge the gap between them and Asians yeah they could all have a big truce meeting like the bloods in the crips and they could all enjoy yeah I know this should be like the Haitians and Chinese are like the you know the predator

Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger meme yeah, I'm eating up. It's an olive branch Yeah, they're also killing geese. Yeah and ducks Both are okay to eat technically. Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that People haunt like ducks and geese and stuff out in the wild Yeah, but I think you just like if they're out of pond and there's like a buffalos around Yeah, but I think you just like if they're out of pond and there's like a buffalos around It's not one by the it's not civilized to be hanging out at like fucking like, you know, Recita Park and eating We don't do that in this country. It's actually a thing. You've never seen homeless people do in Echo Park or MacArthur Park Even homeless starving people. Mm-hmm. Well cuz they're legal. Yeah, that's true. I've seen them steal eggs before

What like these eggs and things Like a goose eggs. Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah, that's actually that's uh, I don't even know if they were homeless It could just be like some weird psycho hippie guy that's just like oh This is they could just go to last and steal eggs know the fucking fridge. That's true It's like three blocks away. But this is Ponda table, okay? You know, this is good stuff. They're hipster homeless guys, yeah.

Yeah. She's not Haitian? No, well, I don't think so. She's got a vine. She's got a vine. She's got an island vine. She does have. You're gonna sit here trying to tell me she's not Haitian.

She does have. She's got such a blank stare that it does look like she doesn't speak the language they're saying. She has spooky, spooky. She's a voodoo. She's got such a blank stare that it does look like she doesn't speak the language they're saying. She has spooky, spooky eye-winder vibe. She's a voodoo queen. Yeah, she's pop a leg bar. Yeah, yeah.

Go like this. They're like, your face isn't showing up in the photo. Did you eat that cat? They just say that. Did you eat it? No, why'd you kill it? I don't know. Get in there.

It's ridiculous. Ridiculous. They're ridiculous. Eating a cat. Ridiculous. I've had enough of this. Get in the car. That's awesome.

Way out of bounds eating a pet cat. Shame on you. I miss that air policing. Barry, listen to this. Did you guys see all this? No, we pulled up and she was just laying there on you. I miss that air pool. Listen to this. Did you guys see all this? Do you see her eating it she was eating it God is that it just like squirming on the ground. Oh

I can see it's not still alive She said, but in blood on her shoes she said she stomped it out She stomped it out and then ate the cat And then ate the cat She eats what she kills And that's what you gotta do, you know? Listen, times are tough This is a guy, so also apparently there's a whole narrative that the Haitians are running around and they're just killing and whatever I'm sure illegal immigrants kill.

We all kill. Can we get over it for Christ's sake? Everyone kills, everyone rapes. It's like I don't care about your papers. But this guy is a father of Aiden Clark in Springfield who was killed by a Haitian illegal apparently. This is what he has to say about it. This is what's on his mind moments

after finding out his son is dead. Oh, we felt it would be in our best interest to be here after recent comments. You know, I wish that my son, Aiden Clark, was killed by a 60 year old white man. Oh. Cock. Cock.

Dude, being so racist that you're like, I wish he was killed by a proper man. I wish it was Gran Torino that killed my son. I wish there was some integrity and honor in the man that murdered my son. Just a good old classic white man called my son a zipper head before he blew his head off. That's what I wish. It would have been quick.

But instead it had to be one of these damn spooky people No, that's not what he's saying Yeah, let's keep listening. Let's keep anyone would ever say something so blunt Well, he's saying that cuz he's not racist He's like, we're just sitting here. I like that his wife is right there being like... Oh, that was the whole thing? How does that not get across what I said? Yeah, what do you mean?

I thought you guys were saying like, uh, you... Wait, wait, I'm so fucking confused right now. He's so racist. Watch it again. No, no, he's the opposite of racist. Let's watch it again. You know, I wish that my son Aiden Clark Was killed by a 60 year old no he's not saying what you guys are thinking you might be

So Blunt there's not gonna fall out from this murder racist fallout from the murder I hope he wished it was a 60 year old white man That's very hopeful and you might be right because it was on it was posted on nwo but that accent actions that action disregards what you said a lot of cocks that that action. Yeah, John John could be right I mean, I wish there was more than this. I don't like this like narrative that like, you know When I have a context and let's run with maybe he was saying no facts. I hate fact-check Perhaps he was saying because I'm gonna call this guy such a piece of shit And if it were a white guy, then I wouldn't I couldn't sound racist No, that's he's afraid of the racial flaw

He's like I'd love tonight to be able to say cracker bitch, but the other words available to me would put me in jail Yeah, I thought he was I thought it was more so like he was just like it's just so you know It's a it's not I wish he was killed by somebody that I respect. That's what I took it as. That's the funniest way to take it. That's what I took it as. There's also this narrative that we have a bunch of people, well a bunch of white guys kill people too,

and American citizens kill people too. Yeah, we know, so that's why we don't want more people coming in and killing more people. Yeah. We'll get less of them. Yeah. Trying to lower the amount. Lower the amount, we have enough murderers here.

Let's keep them out of there. Keyword, keyword, illegal the amount. Lower the amount. We have enough murderers here. Let's keep them out of it. Keyword, illegal brother. Keyword, illegal immigrant. We wouldn't use that. It would just be immigrant if it was okay. If you were just an immigrant, go ahead, rape my daughter, rape my wife. Chop my son's head off. Kill me in front of them. You show me your papers. You can learn to train on my wife. The minute you are classified as illegal immigrant, then I got a problem with you. No, I like our narrative that he's so racist that he's mad at black people.

Yeah, let's run with it. Let's run with it, you fucking racist, fat white asshole. With his wife next to him being like, you're being so proud and brave and racist. His wife's making him feel good. How dare you mourn your son in a nuanced manner and be afraid of it being a politically charged thing you have to deal with forever And it takes away from the actual issue at hand here

This guy the Tyler let's see if there's a little few more videos on the cats and dogs Okay, we already is this another one is this the same one? I want to see you're eating the cat though. Is this the same lady did you do? Why'd you kill the same lady? I wanna see her eatin' the cat though. Is this the same lady? Did you do? Why'd you kill the cat? Full screen! It's the same lady. She's like, honey! It's the same lady. This guy, black guy, he's against it, but he might just be one of these like, you know,

who knows, he might be like auditioning for the Daily Wire or something. It's like kinda odd that a guy like me has to come out from doing what I do on a daily basis to have fun, cause I see what's going on in these streets and I see you guys are sitting up there in them comfy chairs and suits like and I'm getting out here every day and I'm broadcasting this and you guys are just sitting up there and so something like I I really challenge you guys to get out here and do something these patients are running into trash cans they're running into buildings they're running they are they're really bad drivers once again bridging the gap between Asians and blacks.

Yeah. Why are they such bad? Why are they- Cause in Haiti, you have to drive so fast cause the guy's opening up on you with an AK-47 at every fucking street corner. It is the most unsafe country on planet fucking earth. And aren't they also driving like little weird

like makeshift cars that look like a science fair project, like a kid made. It's yeah, it's like, it's yeah, it's like it's made out of like it's made out of like four different cars. It's like a pasta strainer and some cardboard box wings. It's like the Firefly phone of cars, you know? They go two directions. They got this car to accelerate.

Haiti's one of the most unsafe places on planet earth to be. There's like one little poor town in Haiti that's semi safe for tourists. Like there's every, the poor, what's the fuck, what's the fucking problem? They only know how to, in Haiti, when semi-safe for tourists. Like there's every, the poor, what's the fucking capital? They only know how to, in Haiti, when they drive a car, they only know how to go, they only have them

to run over gay people. So you know, all they know is go up and you hear the bump, and then you go reverse, and you go, that's the kill shot. And you hear the death rattle. If Matthew Shepard's not chained to the back, it throws off the whole track. They don't know what to do. They don't know what to do.

After the bank, they're like, he. They've never actually made a left turn or a right turn or even gone down a road. It's just they have one car in the town and they throw a gay guy in front of them and they go up and down, back and forth. These are facts. I love that this is also in Springfield

and it's crazy driving, like it's fucking Simpsons hit and run, you know? They're like, Haitians hit Chief Wiggum last night, man, it's fucking bullshit, dude. They jump through the big donut. Yeah, I would love to go to Springfield. It is funny that Springfield is the Simpsons town. There's like five Springfields.

Yeah, there's a lot of Springfields. It's like Homer Simpson's new job was like being in charge of immigration They flipping cards in the middle of the street I don't know how like y'all can be comfortable with this like I don't know like who's getting paid from it I feel like I honestly feel like someone's getting paid from it in a bag. I'm not getting paid from it They dropping that you got A bunch of people on the bus getting dropped all by the gas. Homer Simpson sweating in the back sweating. He's like Oh, I don't know. Marge, how you think I messed up Marge?

Come down here I know a single mom that facetime me tonight facetime me this morning at the welfare office that really need like that really needs something FaceTime me this morning at the welfare office that really need like that really need something and it but apparently the big issue with the Haitians Is not is not the cats the dogs. I mean listen come on who cares those what are they do for society? It's creepy and gross, but like it's that there there's so many I think 20,000 were released in the Springfield and so like red one. Why did they do that? So they they said and I think Kamala did it actually, or Kamala talked about it recently. So like, they'll send immigrants,

and this goes from like immigrants. And they're technically not illegal, like they have like a permit right now or something. So like, they probably have some sort of protected status because they're like refugees basically. Yeah. Because there's a massive conflict in Haiti right now. It's like a civil war.

They'll send immigrants, and this is everything from, people with doctorates will be sent to really underfunded schools in the middle of nowhere that are from China and shit, because it's just, they send them where it's like, okay, you have the infrastructure to hold these people. They're gonna send them to,

I feel like they don't send them to big cities because the infrastructure doesn't really exist and it's kind of overburdened, but they're like, oh, fuck yes, Springfield, Ohio, let's fucking go like drop 20,000 there. So It's ruined like like like there's like You know taking the jobs taking the rent is going up and just there's there's a lot of It's just too many people for a small town to handle

Yeah and I guarantee you some city council or like somebody on the commissioning board, some retard is getting a massive fucking check because they're getting a bunch of extra money from the federal government to build the infrastructure. That's what it is. Like South Dakota, we got a bunch of guys from Hurricane Katrina.

When that was like, so like, I think John's exactly right here where it's like they get some sort of federal funding if you like take, you know, these guys in. But there's some good businesses are opening up they're opening up some good like some bakeries. They serve mud cookies. I've seen those mud cookies. Yeah. Excellent mud cookie shop in Springfield, Ohio right now that I would love to try. They got the new jerk cat. The jerk cat? The spicy jerk cat?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Rasta pasta with some cat in it. They say the cat has a, they have a voodoo soul, right? Or some sort of voodoo. It's like a, even the great Marianne Williamson, big lefty hippie was talking about like, this is true,

Haitians do practice voodoo, and cats have a voodoo manner about them that Haitians believe in. So like, you'll just see, you'll just walk down the street and you'll just see a fucking Haitian just bludgeoning a cat. They do like, stinting it.

Skinning it alive. And listen, you don't wanna be racist, so you just go, oh well, okay, that's great. I wanna get like a little like a pawn whisker necklace do they make those probably you can probably get one I want a cat paw necklace from a Haitian market and what if you wear a little cat ears a little cat ear hat I would love what if like become a furry yeah we take if you wear a necklace of cat whiskers when you're drunk you can walk straight We also wearing top hats and shit

I'm kind of like kind of Mahatians and I we are simpatico You get too drunk and pass out, or start clipping your whiskers, you bumping into walls. Yeah, yeah. That'd be good. You also had the worst experience with a cat out of anybody that I've ever seen.

You had a cat with AIDS that was retarded. Will he? Yeah. You had a cat with AIDS? Yeah, I wonder who gave him AIDS. You're not looking at him, but you are. I used to rape the shit out of that cat. No, Devin had a a cat and he would like.

Another one of my victims. That's what I'm confused, everyone's talking about these Haitians and how like, oh crazy, and you know, just insane this is. I'm like, they're not even raping him. They're just killing him. Welcome to my fucking sick, twisted world, man.

Lady, you see, my house. The cat had a tongue. Willie the cat, my mom got it to help with mice and rescued a feral cat. It was terrified of everything. And it would just drool. Its tongue would just hang out of its mouth and it would drool everywhere. This was a while back.

This was eight years ago. I vaguely remember a cat. You might have been in New York for it, but we'll be back. I was definitely not. It was eight years ago. I vaguely remember this cat. Oh, I remember. I fully for it, but we had a cat. No, I was definitely not. I was eight years ago. I vaguely remember this cat. Oh, I remember. I fully remember this cat.

I have a coffee mug I drink out of, and his face is on it. And he got eaten alive out back by shoppers. I imagine. Because he wouldn't come in. So he'd always be at the. I remember when I was living alone for a while, and then Willie used to come to the door. And I'd be like, oh, shit.

He's still alive. He's been gone for months. And I'd come to the door and I'd be like oh shit he's still alive he's been gone for months and I'd come to the door and he just sit there looking at me I'd be like all right I'm gonna have a heart I go up and I try it open in the minute I'd walk over he'd run away again I'd be like all right well you're gonna die and then he did you had you you're like you would lost your patience with that cat I could tell you wanted him to be a dog like you wanted to like throw him and make him play fetch and stuff yeah and you would sit there and just I'd come over the first time when I saw the I didn't even know you had The cat and you're just like this fucking cat the stupid fucking cat has like AIDS

I always thought you were joking around and like did it trying to be silly It's yeah, and then your mom was over one time and giving a prep I didn't cross this prop up in this food. she's putting it into like a little uh to them but but then Bev said something about his AIDS and I was like wait a minute I thought devil was gay bashing the cat no hey and it always had fleas and it was like it was actually like mentally it had fleas and it had mental issues I love him tongue hangingue hanging out, all crazy. This guy went to my high school,

we found it wasn't true, but there was a rumor that he fucked a cat and killed it for like two whole years. And then we all found it wasn't true, we just kept running with it. So he was just the guy who fucking killed his cat. Oh yeah. Yeah, we had a dude.

That's what's great about high school. Yeah. We had a dude who fucked his dog at our school. We had the dude who fucked his dog at our school we'd pray about. We made up that whole rumor about him fucking his dog You're this you know your class. It was fucking Anthony oh

Yeah, yeah, but he was he did so many crazy what? That kid was kind of the Charlie Sheen of the school so nothing could stick to him Yeah, he didn't fuck a dog though. No, but the rumor was he came on his dog's ass And then we would like we would like we would raise every every morning we had to say prayers and we'd all raise our hands and it'd be like intentions for your prayers and people like my grandpa's like sick right now and they'd be like quick Ales, pray for the grandpa and then like every class some kid would raise his hand go for for Anthony's dog.

That's the best goof ever. Yeah, that's good stuff. Nothing but immigrants over there. And I don't even wanna like seem like I'm coming down on the immigrants, cause it's the people that's bringing them down here. Cause wherever they're- Hey, you were once an immigrant and you were brought here to have a better life.

That's what they're used to, bro. They're in the park, grabbing up ducks by the neck and cutting their head off and walking off with them. That's cool though. And eating them like... y'all get the highway state patrol down here. Ducks rape and kill the young. They got crazy cocks too. This is just... this is the circle of life here. It goes, it goes, it goes, you know, you got, you got the tadpole.

And you got the frog. You got the ducks. You got the goose. And then you got the Haitians. It goes in a circle, my friend. I remember the Lion King. From Lion King. That was the circle of life. Circle of life. It was in stars. My friend I remember the Lion King from

It's the a he's like rips a cat open like puts it on Simba's forehead Week and then y'all get like a task force for the highway state patrol and they look for guns and they look for dope and this and that and the fourth that same people that y'all got Ryan up and down limestone doing you turns pulling people over for blinkers and pulling people over for like going left the center in like a couple miles over like y'all can take them same people the highway state patrol and you can take them in every single one of they silver charges and dodge the rain goes and y'all can take them to a sunset and y'all can park them right over there and y'all can park them right over there And y'all can teach people how to drive since the highway state patrol know so much how to bow know so much

About traffic laws and know what to do in traffic. They need to y'all pay them They can go over and teach these Haitians how to drive because it's getting a bow. I'm getting It's so funny to like speak to like like stuffy Like city councilman and keep saying bro. Bro you have a hat on with a hood over it. I gotta go back I gotta teach this goddamn high school team how to play defense on football right now. They go sir sir sir we appreciate the concern can you please pull your pants up. It's only going to get worse and y'all sitting up there in these chairs,

y'all, all y'all need to get out here and do something. Y'all making hundreds of thousand dollars. Y'all need to put on a t-shirt and some Crocs. And then y'all need to come out here in these streets and y'all need to go out here and uh, I'm out here with the police. Uh, I like it. I like how he's kind of,

he's relating everybody to his life. Where he's like, he's like, y'all, like on a Saturday, after you order Wingstop on DoorDash and it's like a lazy day and you smoke a couple blunts with your homies, you need to put on some Crocs and a shirt and just like take a walk and see a motherfucker eatin' a goose.

You put down that 2K controller and you got to, listen after you done whoopin' your homeboy at 2K, you need to put on some Crocs, put on some Crocs And take a walk But I need to do some really got a stand-alone minutes Y'all getting paid all this money just to wear a suit and sit in a chair. It's so composed. Yeah Y'all business shit homie. Like what are you doing over you getting angry now? Yeah, I love I think it's crazy, bro Hey, right. We got to do something bro It's kids out here getting hurt like only reason I even went on here and said something about it

it's because somebody told me they walking from the school and I hate you know most ran into him and Who is getting paid like how much money is y'all really getting paid like to bring them over here? Like I know it's deeper than them. I know that's where they come from and that's what they do. That's they country I don't know what they got going on over there, but they can't do that Listen, we all know Haiti is just a fucking bunch of people playing bumper cars We know it's Mario Kart over there, okay? It's fucking Mario Kart!

They go, sir, sir, sir, we appreciate you going acapella tonight for us, but please, please, please, enough. They clap, they go, very good, very good! Wow, very good, wow, wow. They go, so that was off the dome, huh? Wow! Here, and if y'all just getting paid for it and then y'all ain't doing nothing about it, I think that's super weird bro. Y'all gotta stand on business. Y'all gotta step up. Hell yeah! He said it! He goes, this shit with Haitian is stupid dumb.

He said stand on business like twice in the last 30 seconds. Thank you for your comments. We need to stand on town business Springfield! City Council! Y'all also be forgiven these parking tickets. I got about six hundred dollars parking ticket. I know. Never mind. OK, so this is the guy Tyler Olivier, who makes great YouTube

document travel docs where he basically if, you know, something's happening in Aurora, he immediately flies there. He goes, is this happening? Like, dude, what's going on? Um, let's, uh, he went to Springfield and the video's interesting. I am willing to see a few parts of it. Don't wave at me. You sorry, sand monkey. By the way, the, the haste guy was waving at him like a nice neighbor. Like wave your haste guy was waving at him like a nice neighbor Wave your hate

Shit That's great. They come to our town. They're all polite and she's fucking bullshit. I'll tell you that much Fucking neighbor shit keep that away from me. That is so funny. He asked me for driving lessons. I spit in his fucking face. That's awesome And driving around the neighborhoods Getting them and eating them. My opinion- They're just really big fans of gummo. They're getting thousands of dollars

in government assistance. Even the cash assistance cards, they're calling them the magic money cards because they never run out. Man, there's nothing but a headache. All they're doing is raising our rent and our taxes and wrecking- This is the one problem.

It's like, you just keep interviewing guys. you keep it. Yeah come on man you know you're picky. That guy's legal. You know what I mean? Yeah but he's. Let him stay. Look at it. I love him. No one's asking him to leave. No one's asking him. No I like that guy. He's got his name on his forehead. Yeah in case he forgets. You know what I mean? He's in hay drive. Yeah. That guy opens his mouth. That guy opens his mouth and goes, my bad that is this and albino Haitian, my bad everybody, let's move on. It's culture, it's accountability, and it's respect. It's the hottest chicken town. They took me off of the disability. You're a veteran and you're competing with some of the resources they're getting. You just came in here?

Yeah. I need some solutions. I'm losing my mind. This is Springfield, Ohio What was once a small town in Ohio home to roughly 60,000 working-class Americans until 20,000 plus damn? It's like the Austin comedy scene a few years ago, you know That's just such a bad idea. It's like the Austin comedy scene a few years ago, you know? Send them to LA. They would have been fine here. Yeah, they would have. But I guess it's like too expensive.

We don't want them. Put them on Pine Ridge. Oh, that would be even worse. Exactly. They'd want to go back. Oh, no. Yeah. They'd be like, oh, god damn. That should be a thing. You just put them on Native American Reservoir. Take me back to Haiti, please. You got to put them on Native American reservations. Take me back to Haiti please.

You gotta put them in a beach climate. Send them to Galveston. Like they're penguins, they're like, they don't act like they're Native American. They're made here, what are you doing? This is not good, it's like having a husky in Phoenix. Cats and local geese? What did you do? Why did you kill the cat? Did you eat that cat yeah

but that once again I think that lady's not here she's not Asian I think he's gonna like the bunkhead or no he's just going with it they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating I hate that smart bitch causing car accidents but she eats cat I know what you mean by that. Let's go! I know fucking things! Crazy! Look at that shit, bro. Did he pull that? news. A lot of this is alleged because I truly don't know what's going on and neither does Twitter. Twitter is relying off of a few images and a few reddit

threads and there are rumors that Haitians are taking neighbors cats and eating them. Are you from Haiti by chance? Does everyone get along here in Springfield? Yes. Good? Good. Motherfuckers are worthless. Much of worthless sand monkeys. When did the Haitian neighbors come and move here I'm gonna say probably five months ago I spoke to a few of them in French don't wave at me you sorry man I don't like them I don't like him I don't like him I was no I don't pack up and move back to the guy from the city council meeting pulls up he's like my. He's the guy from the city council meeting. He pulls up, he's like, my man.

What's up, brother? The fact that they're not like beating the shit out of them means that they're like, they're pretty civilized. He's lucky they speak fucking, they don't speak English. Oh yeah, let's hope he doesn't. Also a guy like this be like, they're fucking uncivilized, they're animals. They're wolf-less, they're bears.

I haven't changed my shirt in 30 years. This wasn't always a V-neck, but I made it a v-neck I tell him like it is fuck man. I don't like them. I don't like him and I I won He's also playing for the camera. Yes, it's the type of shit that Stan would do no I don't pack up and move back to Haiti bill where the fuck you're from here to Springfield and move back to Haitiville where the fuck you're from. Why do you come here to Springfield? I'm from Springfield. I'm from the white pussy.

That's how it is. Okay. I'm looking for a Latches. You plan on living here for much longer? Yeah. I heard there were rumors of... Cherokee the Ass. ...eating the neighbors' cats and a Canadian goose.

Is that true or completely false? No? No, of course it's a no. No, I don't know, we are not aware of it. I didn't say this phenomenon doesn't exist, but I am unaware of it and I don't believe in that story and I don't believe in that. Okay, buddy.

Maybe that person has an education problem that could lead him to believe that, but I don't believe that. It is very hard to have that happen. Okay. He burps up a feather. I was just gonna say he burps up a feather. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's very hard to have that happen. Okay. He burps up a feather

There was a man load of van pulled over to had over a hundred cats in it with the Haitians They said they was eating them actually yeah, yeah fake news not fake news Collecting cat I heard it's from my cousin Nothing fake you know before they got here the vans were full of children And they were being trafficked into the into the into the White House and that was my job before they got here And now they're here stealing the cats. They took my van Can't even kidnap children send them into sex slavery. I feel like crying right now I can't imagine that they was eating them. You're not joshing with me. No, I'm almost 50 years old buddy I don't know. Hello'm not jealous. At 50?

Twitter is saying the Haitians are eating cats and can't drive. Is that true? Yes. No? No. No? Okay. I believe it.

Like I've heard rumors about them taking the geese and killing them and eating them, so I try to stay clear away. As the second horse chicken pound, I think you should probably listen to me. I'm like, okay, that's kind of disturbing. As Miss Springfield, I think I know what I'm talking about. She's got the foe. I thought you were here for my autograph. And for Miss Springfield.

Right here? Yes. So far so good. I haven't had no issues. But they kind of know us. And are they chill? They come over and fuck me when my husband goes to work. He goes, he goes, are they chill? She goes, they're black. You know, and they're everywhere.

They take our fucking apartments, the landlords make the people move out so they can rent to the Haitians to get more money. You know, it's bullshit. You know, you go to the grocery store, there's no fucking groceries. Cause you know, they give them $3,000 a fucking month plus food stamps I'm an American just like you and these motherfuckers come from Haitian

ville wherever the fuck they're from come on man you know exactly what it is he thinks he thinks Haitiville is a city like right by Columbus he thinks you go to Haitiville it's right next to Toon Town. Yeah, it's in upstate New York, next to like Bronxville. He's like, yeah. They said it's a fucking program for migrants, like asylum seekers. Yeah, I mean they're like roaches, man. Yeah, I'd get along with them as long as they don't go pulling their crazy machetes when they're out mowing their grass with it.

They brought out machetes? Oh yeah, that's how they trim their yard. You ever see Hotel Rwanda? It reminds me they let them walk in. If you want to come in, they should be legal and not illegal. Do Haitians love oranges, John? They love breadfruit. Isn't orange a part of their food?

Breadfruit is a, it's like, I don't know anything about oranges, but they're in literal survivor mode. Like, that's the entire country. What's breadfruit? Breadfruit is like a, it's a fruit, but it's like you can cook it and it's not like sweet like a fruit, but they cook it into like stews and stuff, but it's like it's a traditional like, it's what you eat when you don't have anything to eat in Haiti. You have breadfruit. Oh, I thought it was like a genre like stone fruit, you know?

What is stone fruit? Stone fruit's like apples and stuff, isn't that what it is? It's a, I'm pretty sure it's a fruit, but it's not like a good fruit. You know, back in the day in my neighborhood as a boy, as a teenager, there was a place called T. George's Haitian Restaurant that I used to go to a lot actually,

and with my mom and with Stan, and he would, Stan would be very rude to the owner of the place, T. George, his name was. And... Stan was like the Oracle, he saw the future. Yeah, and we had a lot of great dishes and I'm wondering what the meat was. You've probably eaten cat in your life.

Might have been cat. No, they had that earthquake and then literally gangs were taking over. They were okay for a while, right? No. No, Haiti's always been bad? No, I mean, okay, Haiti? No I mean okay Haiti is the history of Haiti is intense the Haitian Revolution is probably the only time in history where there was actually a race war number one number two. I heard about the Haitian Revolution. Haitian Revolution is fucking awesome by the way like all jokes

aside it's so sick dude like you had a bunch of like military trained slaves coming from West Africa who were just like dude the French the French, if you thought we were bad as slaves, the French were like sticking firecrackers up their ass and shit and like blowing them up and stuff. It was crazy shit. And like they literally- Sounds awesome. No, no, no, the awesome part, the awesome part.

Sounds kick ass, man. Dude, no, the awesome part. Dude, the fucking race were kicked ass. No, the awesome part was like- There's some N80s with fucking slaves ass, this dude was fucking so sick, dude. No, the awesome part was when the blacks got tired of it. And they like literally just like

killed every white person there. Oh. The thing is, is the Haitian Revolution was actually kind of like why we decided as a country to like free slaves because we weren't really afraid of, well, we weren't really doing this for moral reason. We were terrified that, you know, four million slaves in the South eventually rise up and take over our entire country because the Haitians the Haitian slaves that were under the French

Literally just decimated the killed every white on the island. So Lincoln was like, okay We don't want that Thomas Jefferson was like if Thomas Jefferson has a quote that's like if we don't free the slaves now They're in our children are gonna be murdered by them You know, you can't keep people slaves this these aren't like third-generation slaves These were first generation because the first generation slaves that came across the Atlantic were not where we're POWs of war So like you had literal soldiers coming to fighting inner wars in West Africa that were captured by bigger kingdoms They were then sold the slave ships. You guys were like military trained going to Haiti and then being like, hey, I'm tired again, my arms dropped off

for not cutting down enough sugar cane. Tired of my wife getting raped and I'm tired of having firecrackers shoved up my ass. I'm gonna kill like every French motherfucker I see with firecrackers. Maybe that's why they eat cats because they relate to cats and they're tortured. Because cats, usually people shove firecrackers

up their ass. That's like a common thing, right? I can see that being the connection. Yeah, people always say like you put an M80 in a cat. No, this is- Kids who torture cats, dude. Kids who torture cats, Connor, I mean, please. Like from The Hunga, he's like,

he's acting like I've never heard of that. He's like, I've never heard of cats. Fuck, tail on fire. The king of that. The flag of The Hunga is a little shitty kid that looks like Sid from Toy Story, putting an M80 in a cat's ass I'll tell you right now. It's French degeneracy the Vietnamese eat dogs and Haitians eat cats. They're both former French colonies It's the French's fault the French are fucking savages and and they teach they teach the people underneath them to eat weird meat

Like frogs and shit so they can distract from the horny to eat weird meat, like frogs and shit. So they can distract from pedophilia? By the way, foie gras, it's delicious, but it's kind of weird. They're gross, they're gross, sexual, weird, fucked up people. Wait, but how come the French never did cat and dog? Dad bet you they did.

No, in like the 1600s, they're probably eating cats every fucking two seconds. Just a ton of butter. Yeah, fuck them. No, fuck the French. I feel like any time any country's ever been poor, they eat cats and dogs. That's what's happening.

That's a survival food It's gross. They have no honor also is it's like the food stamp thing is true Don't like don't they have all this money to buy groceries, but they're like cats Yeah, but they're there there. Yeah, but they already have a taste for it Oh, they have a taste for it, which then makes you think Jesus they go to Vaughn's and they're like wait Where's the cat tile? Yeah, okay guys. Oh, we go find the go find the Navy They see cat food. They're like, oh, thank God Wonder if they think cat food at the grocery store is just minced cat. That's what Okay

See why they're giving them all this money and everything like that when our people are the ones suffering for all this, for them coming in. I'm getting ready to be homeless. They're getting ready to sell my house because of the Haitians. You think a Haitian will move in? Yeah, they're coming Wednesday to look at it. Actually?

Yeah, and when they buy this house, We had to put up a fight, buddy. We ain't got nowhere to go. We want fixed income. Are Haitians paying rent? Are they paying their bills? Are they being paid to live here? Well, he said. We want fixed income. Are Haitians paying rent? Are they paying their bills? Are they being paid to live here? Well, he said he's on fixed income also.

They need to live here. I don't see why they'd have to pay rent. But he has a worse fixed income than the Haitians. He has a what? He has a worse fixed income than the Haitians. Yeah, Haitians. And that's our biggest issue too is they're taking our schools over

and they're running the Americans out of our own countries. It feels like. This country has gone to hell. I love this guy. That guy's awesome, dude. Seven or eight lives right here. My neighbor's name is Papa LaDou and he can't stop eating fucking cats, okay?

Yeah, there's somehow like bayou people in Ohio. He's got a bowl of constrictor around his neck and he walks around, geeze. There's a thing, we just got two manana condos out here in Springfield, Ohio. Starting to feel like Primeval out in this motherfucker. They're lucky the Yellow King doesn't know about that. That was great.

Give him a mother to sweat off my balls if he's dying of thirst. He's cool. He hasn't, the problem with this guy is that he hasn't once said like a actual thing that's happened to him. He's just a racist guy. Look at him. I would be more okay with all his verbiage if he was like, had like a handful of stories.

He's been living in Springfield, Ohio for like whatever, 60 years. And let's be honest, you live in a place like that, you don't have to see any color. Yeah. And a third of their population is now Haitians. There's cats missing, he's hearing all these stories, people are riling him up. He's like, of course he's mad. Yeah, of course. But I feel like this guy doesn't go further than that, like on his property.

Like he stays inside all day and then sometimes walks on the sidewalk. Yeah. And sees his one neighbor waving at him, he goes, they're up to no good. He fucking pricked, don't wave at me, you fucking prick. I am fucking sick of them. His one neighbor waving at him he goes they're up to no good You meet and he says he you find out he said cancer for like 38 But he never goes Twitter is saying that Haitians are Kidnapping the neighbors. These are the wrong Haitians to interview. Yes, Twitter is saying these are like the ones that aren't eating

This guy was like a pharmacist and fucking Haiti. You need to find the guys He's interviewing the the higher class Haitians Haitians that like came here finding the Haitians that found like zoo York shirts interview the fuck Interview the fucking like, you know the captain Phillips Asian Yeah, you gotta interview Haitians in like with like that are wearing like a tattered like ship flag Yeah from like a from a pirate ship that they found Yeah, we don't want to hear from Israel on Asanya. Give us Israel.

They're wearing the tire they floated on to come here. Stop interviewing Francis Nganu. I can't just look at Francis Nganu. Is that true or false? I gotta ask the hard questions here. Let me see. He seems pleasant. Is there any, is there any reality in which these Haitian guys that he is interviewing that they seem like totally fine. Do they, are they just kind of like, are they doing PR for Haitians?

I think so, definitely. That guy was a professor of anthropology in Haiti. But they keep laughing because they know that there's some Haitians out there that are crazy, that are better killing and skinning cats. Yeah, maybe, I don't know, it's so funny though, because every time- Maybe they don't, maybe they don't know about that.

Maybe they don't know, maybe they're just like- There's no way they don't know. No, they know. No, they know. No, they know. You know, that's like asking an Armenian guy about like, you know, other, how come they're like, you know- Yeah, but also it's like, these are a bunch of guys who are getting-

Smell like cologne and they're rude and- They're getting government checks every month, so it's like, even if they are eating cats, this guy might be laughing at the fact that they're getting away with it. It's like really funny- And he's not gonna rat out his friends on video, so he's just like, oh, come on, no, no.

But what if they're so sinister, like they know they're wreaking havoc? You know, and he's like. They know, he does know. He's like, of course. He's like, what kind of crazy fucking city agreed to this is what he's thinking. He's like, but all right, I think, thank you guys,

but probably not the best idea for you guys. This is interviewing an Italian guy in the 1940s. He'd be like, you guys do organized crime? And he's like, no, what are you talking about? This is crazy. What are you doing? Organized cat. I'm just retarded.

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We need food we go to PetSmart with We need food, we go to PetSmart, we always have place to go. Many people think I beat Tyson Fury in our match. What is Haitian? It's like a mix of African and French? So it's a French colony. They're kind of like islanders a little. It's an island, the French went to Haiti and they eliminated the indigenous population on Haiti because they didn't make good slaves because they weren't. It's like French coconut.

Yeah. And then they brought up the slaves from West Africa who are more acclimated to jungle environments and tribal environments. And Haiti at one point had a larger GDP and economy than Brazil. Mamma Mia! In the 1700s. Haiti was one of the a larger GDP and economy than Brazil. Mamma Mia! Haiti was one of the most... Oh wow! They were doing better than Brazil! Brazil's huge dude, Haiti's huge! You're right, you're right.

If you had sugar, if you had fucking sugar in the 1700s, it probably came from Haiti. Ooh! Haiti was one of the most important economies in the western hemisphere. I've always been fascinated from Haiti. Ooh! Yes. Yeah, okay. Haiti was one of the most important economies in the Western Hemisphere. I've always been fascinated by Haiti. What happened? Why did it stop? Because the Haitians rose up and killed all the French. And everybody embargoed and they were like,

I had nowhere buying shit from Haiti. I think they tried for a minute, but then they realized like, the guy who, Haiti's like founding father, it's actually really dope. It was the biggest slave uprising since like Spartacus and I actually really- No, you're right. The Haitian Civil War was a crazy thing the Haitian Revolution Revolution I think the Haitian Revolution is one of the most

Amazing things one of the most kick-ass race war this most kick-ass war ever because it is it is they it was just they were Dude, they were the French are so fucked up to slaves like the worst were there any more The French were worse to serve America than us right let's say that let's say they're Slaves in America and I have I said I ever what have been By the way French Canadian. I want to separate myself from these monsters that are harboring pedophiles. They're exploding slaves Canadian yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right near the Canadian border, that's where he grew up. Yeah, right. He's a descendant of fur trappers built like cannonballs.

Yeah, you're from like the Revenant. Yeah, you're from like the Revenant guys. Yeah, exactly. Yes, yeah, yeah, me, George St. Pierre, the guy from the Revenant. And Jean-Claude Van Damme. Is he French-Canadian? No. He's from the Netherlands

Yeah, so like your French aren't as bad because your French came through Canada's which was kind of the Britta filter for all the rape And the weird like no he was raised treatment of slaves. No, we were right by they were just they were just making pelts and shit We got the manners up in Canada and they came down to America They were they were probably illegally trapping and they were being hunted by guys like Liam Neeson. So actually you, from the gray, pissed off. This actually makes sense, cause the French, they loved to skin cats and animals.

Wow. Furry creatures. And then they, another profound connection, they introduced that, they introduced that to these civilized Haitians these Haitians every day waking up putting on suits Going to their job, and they're fucking you know But they don't have to a nuance is like okay In this neighborhood you turn a Haitian into a cat dog eating zombie

Your French maniac maniac ways I Mean it's all Joey's fault when you think about it. No, I'm French Canadian, that's my whole point. I'm not connected to this trash. I don't believe that. Not at all, not at all. John's Nazi, by the way. It is. Yeah, I'm a Nazi. My lineage is clean.

I'm a Nazi, descendant of Nazis, I'm not a Nazi. Well. Somebody's gonna clip that, god damn it. You do own a Hitler book. You said it a million times. Yeah. You've said that six million times. Every episode I believe. You sound guiltier and guiltier every time you deny it.

Do what you do, what you will. By the way, I just post, I haven't seen John in like a week. We've seen each other here and there. I'm having such a great time right now. Oh, this is so lovely. I love you guys. What?

I love you guys. I love you too, buddy. I love you guys. Sometimes it hits me and I go, God damn it, I fucking love this. I love you. Dude I love you guys too much. I love you guys. Sometimes it hits me and I go, God damn it, I fucking love this. I love you. Dude, I woke up today, I took a walk, I was like, what a fucking beautiful day.

I was just having such a good time today, just taking a little walk, and then I was like, oh, I get to see my boys. I know, yeah. When we conceived the jock week, I go, this is gonna ruin my life, but then just thinking about it, like today, I was like, wait a minute,

I gotta wake up and start drinking at noon. I can't wait to wake up for like a week straight. You know, actually, I gave like, wait a minute, I gotta wake up and start drinking at noon. I can't wait to drink. I'm like a week straight. You know, actually, I gave you that last topochico in my fridge and I was kinda pissed because that was gonna be my morning reserve. Yeah, well. I was like, I'm planning on getting so fucked up tonight

that I wanna be a hungover mess tomorrow and I was gonna wake up, first thing I was gonna do is crack a topochico, get over here and record again. I was like forward to it. Yeah. But you know, Joey, I saw him, he needed it. He was desperate for it. Well, Valerie gave it to me.

I know and I was seething while I was cooking my food. I was just cooking my eggs. Like you fucking pitch the money off my head. She was trying to be a good house. I love the idea that there's like a, where there's a shortage of alcohol out there. I might have heard that but no one, we have to- I have a topo chico and like a fire extinguisher case,

like a breaking case of emergency. Barbecue. Civil War. You're not going back to your country, faggot. I don't know anything about anyone, I just know there was a problem and I tried to move. I do not know any names or anything. Oh, they've been trained. Yeah, he's got family back in Haiti

that are getting shot in the head. Family and friends told him to come here to Springfield. Could you ask him that? Yeah, he's a friend. I see. Okay, merci. Okay. We're not eating cat.

I don't eat cat. Okay, she clarified, I don't eat cat. See how that chest scan is right there? Right there, yep. Okay, every hasten house you go around, it's honestly filled to the brim. There's trash that leaks out onto the corner everywhere. They gotta stop letting their cat run around the house.

But we're expected to live clean environment. There's no real panic obviously. And on top of that, with the rise of immigrants and they get assisted living freely, it makes it harder for people like me or somebody else who doesn't get assisted living to find affordable housing. Are they driving the housing costs up around here? Yeah. Like nobody. Big time? Yeah like. What are we talking? Okay. Honestly in my opinion it'll be a surprise if I don't get kicked out so they can boost up the rate on this place. They'll probably fix it, get it where it's looking better and boost the rate up on it. They pay $1,200 a month. How much

money does the government give you per month for the food stamps they gave me like oh shit the second time 300 okay I don't have a count, I'm new here. Where are you from? Haiti. Why is he speaking Spanish? Because he probably learned Spanish traveling along the fucking durian gap through the jungle. I have two months. Two? Did anyone tell you to come here to Springfield, Ohio? Yes. Did a friend tell you to come move here for a job?

How did you learn about Springfield? Yo tengo mi padras por ahi. I have my parents here. How much is it to rent an apartment here in Springfield? How much do you pay for rent? Pero todavía yo no pago. I haven't paid anything yet. Fucking free loader.

Menchual cada mes, $700. He pays $700 for rent. Is there any cats out here? No. What was it before so far? He wasn't paying any rent and paying the lady was saying like the price is skyrocketed if 700 bucks a month He was he was saying he doesn't pay cuz his parents pay Okay, okay, go in bar. Massey. Okay. Do you know many other Haitians here? Yes. Yeah

Big case interviewing Haitian Dennis. Yes. Okay 45 Big case interviewing Haitian Dennis. Yes. Okay. That's like 45 Reason a lot of Asians come here. Okay Thank you. How long have you lived here? This is two years. How much money does the government give you per month? Oh. Have a week. No, before yes, but not anymore. No, before they used to give me money,

but I'm working. Ah, is it true that the Haitians are eating the neighbors' cats? Oh. No. He laughs, oh no. I really hope they find He goes they're not but I am it's me it's all me

Like a Zen pouch full of kittens He's a duster and he opens it and there's just cats hanging. He goes, you want tabby? I have Persian cat here. By the way, would you like a tabby coat? I have a tabby coat. It's a big fur coat. I'm looking for a better life.

I didn't come here directly. All right, bye bye. We got a cat right there, unaffected. He's chilling. A lot of cats. It's a big fur coat. Vinicius, I'm looking for a better life. I didn't come here directly. Alright, bye bye. We got a cat right there, unaffected. He's chilling. Unaffected! The Asian guy's sweating.

Just licking his job. Fuck, they got Rob Zombie here. There's so many people, veterans, mostly white people that are homeless, living on the streets, has nothing to eat, but these people have brand new houses Brand new cars. I'm having a hell of a time finding a job because they want the Haitian they're getting dollars in Government assistance I worked retail before I lost my job back in April when I do Transactions I can see what comes across on certain as a bullshit there They just went on the internet before this all happened and then they're they're saying the things that they

Don't get me wrong. These people are fucking lazy bums. Yeah Yeah, what gives is it the three different Queen of darkness is a lazy bum. Yeah dare you? Yeah, what is it? The fact that she looks like she swallowed three separate hula hoops? It's a Michelin man over here. These people are lazy fucking bums, but the thing is is like,

you can't send 20,000 immigrants to it. Send them to Dearborn, Michigan or something where there's like other blacks there, like Somalis that'll keep them in check. No, seriously. Shut them to the damn jungle. The other goddamn blacks or that's where they belong. No, it's like-

Send them to the woods. It's not gonna fucking work out, man. It's just you're gonna, they're gonna have a shit ton of government assistance and all of a sudden everybody that's living there already is a meth addict. No, the worst thing could've done, it would've been worse if they sent them to Atlanta. Send them to Atlanta?

No, because black Americans hate other black people from other countries more than they hate each other. Perfect. Perfect. It would've been awful. If they sent them to Atlanta. Don't act right immediately. Yes, it would've been bad, dude. If they sent them to Atlanta, I got dogs in Atlanta.

I forget. Who's that Keith guy? Who's that Keith guy? Do the rest of the song. Who's that Keith guy who does all the interviews in Atlanta? Huh? Keith Lee? Keith Lee, just have fucking Keith Lee interview.

Keith Lee, he's like, that fucking Keith Lee interviewer- He's like, first off, I just went to the new Haitian joint, the cat was undercooked It was- The dog was overcooked I'm Keith Lee, the dog was overcooked, they are very upset at me, they came out with machetes while I was trying to review the food No, send him to places where you think in my- Atlanta was actually a good idea Wait, John, do you know how many total Haitians came to America no I know 20,000 okay any rough idea it wasn't like 20k total and they all I'm gonna be honestly there's 20,000 in

Springfield Ohio I'm gonna see the numbers in the hundreds of thousands because I was gonna say spread about better but maybe they did spread on me and this was just like they took the brunt of it. I got dogs and cats in Atlanta. I did. I got keys to Atlanta. I got dogs and cats in Atlanta. What the weather this Hannah? Yeah. You need a black American to teach them how to be black Americans.

Ponder, ponder. Okay, John, now you're getting a little crazy. I think that's fine. What'd you say, what'd you say? If a bunch of black guys are coming to America from another country, put them in a place where there's a bunch of black guys who've been here forever.

I don't like when black guys come to America without us having to do it. Yeah, teach them how to be cool. They don't come in chains, they don't come at all. So what the damn me. What the hell? Did they even get a boat trip here? Did they take a cruise?

They better have been rowing. The black guys I like come here in chains or they've made enough to buy their own chain. That's what I say about black people. Okay, hip hophop music my friends Pundit Pundit Pundit alright let's let's watch this fat worthless white bitch complain like she's like like been trying really hard lately this fucking she's the shit look at this two-liter fuckingilly. I gotta go puke this big slinky out. Give me five seconds.

She's like, I'm talking back in the library. She throws up a slinky. This spring from a garage door, I gotta puke it up real fast. She's like, you wanna piss me off? All these patients trying to fuck me. But when a food booster spends $500 on food stamps and still has five grand

on their food assistance card. Five grand? Five grand. Would you like to know what the Haitians are calling the food assistance cards? Tell me. Even the cash assistance cards. They're calling them the magic money cards

because they never run out. This was clearly like a viral Facebook post. All they know is magic. They're calling them the magic. She's never heard anyone actually call them magic. A debit card in general is magic to them. Magic money card. They cook on fires. They're calling them the magic Johnson cars. Because I can't see them. You know what they call cars? The magic vroom vroom machines.

You know what they call the internet? The magic picture thing. They call the fridge the magic ice machine. They call houses magic shelter machines. These guys, everything's magic to them. The magic no rain machine, their house. There's no rain when it's raining. Oh, that's so funny. Country, apparently.

Y'all get along out here or what? Well they still have interrupted my pedophilia Well they still have interrupted my pedophilia Well they still have interrupted my pedophilia Well they still have interrupted my pedophilia Well they still have interrupted my pedophilia Well they still have interrupted my pedophilia Well these dads are eating the cats eating the dogs causing a fuss and I can't catch a kid Well these dads are eating the cats eating the dogs causing a fuss and I can't catch a kid They got me under a magnifying glass I can barely be a pedophile

They got me under a magnifying glass I can barely be a pedophile Doesn't this guy look like he's in make up? He looks like a fake man He looks like a dwarf in Lord of the Rings I can barely be a better He's in makeup Looks like a fake man. He looks like a dwarf in Lord of the Rings Kim Lee over here. Why does this beard not connect to his cheek yet? It's on his cheek This has no reference, but I had a buddy in college. I've lived in Sprint for all my life. I'll be 60 in two weeks. When did all the Haitians come in?

About five years ago maybe. And when they packed, they hit this neighborhood hard. Why? Outrageous Sprint. It looks like his hair is attached to the hat. Yeah, it looks like he's undercover. He looks like Hasbulla in a disguise. Yeah, it looks like a fake, he looks like he's undercover. He looks like Hasbel in a disguise. Yeah, he's wearing a fake beard.

He takes his hat off and it's John. The beard comes off too. He's like, Haitians actually kick ass. I'm bargaining kick ass. He does the Austin Powers goofer goes reveal yourself John now they pay the rent I heard on Twitter that cats are getting kidnapped is that that's true yes my mom my mom actually seen a post on Facebook there was a court driving around the neighborhoods collecting

cats Facebook they're getting fake news that's where you go by the way I bet driving around the neighborhoods collecting cats. Facebook. They're getting fake news. That's where you go. By the way, I bet they are eating cats, but the Facebook post. Luckily we found out the other day that Donald Trump is running around with an AR-15, collecting cats in his arms.

My mama saw it on Facebook. I saw a video the other day of cats doing physical labor. We saw. It's fucked up. We saw a picture of Donald J. Trump holding cats in his hands with an AR-15 running through the blacks. Donald J Trump, he tamed a velociraptor. He was running around town right through Main Street. Have you seen how fat Kamala Harris's ass is? He's in the white and oval office. He's got big fat asses. He's in over the goddamn desk. And now they're on the topic. One time I saw I'm gonna go get some them. Snyder Park, our actual park, if a Haitian is caught walking the grounds

down there they can get arrested because they're going down there and they're killing the Canadian geese so they can take them home and eat them. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm surprised because we have a lot of cats around here and especially down here at the end of the street that lady had probably 50 of them. Now she's lucky they have five. And the geese... That's a woman who's a hoarder and the cats are dying in the house. Yeah, the cats. The cats keep getting trapped in their heads.

The cats keep, they're getting their heads trapped in like Mountain Dew Code Red bottles in the house and just like bashing their heads into the wall. Her cats are dying like sea turtles in her fucking house. Oh, this rules. So I don't know if they're eating them too. I guess supposed to be their natural Think this could come to another American town near you just come everywhere. Yeah, it's the future of America I hate to say but probably so the Mexicans take it up for the blacks and the blacks taking up for the Mexicans is odd

Interesting my country's wait. What? That means I don't he means the Mexicans sticking up. Interesting. My country's going down. Wait, what? What do you mean by that? I don't know what that means. I don't know what he means. The Mexicans sticking up, did he say sticking up? Go back. Near you? This come everywhere, man. Yeah.

Is this the future of America? I hate to say it, but probably so. The Mexicans take it up for the blacks, and the blacks taking it up for the Mexicans is odd. Sticking up for each other, yeah. Sticking up, that's what he said? That's crazy, because they hate each other. Yeah. He's saying because they hate each other.

He's saying over the Haitians? I don't know what he's saying. What does that mean? He's wearing suspenders too. I didn't notice that. That's great. This is George RR Martin. 90% of the auto accidents are Haitian. I've almost gotten hit by several of them walking. This, this is the only thing that I think is real. I agree, the bad driving.

The bad driving is gonna be really fun. Yeah, and they have also just giving like a Haitian a Ford Focus, it's so funny. It would be the fastest car in Haiti. They just keep trying to watch porn on the fucking GPS. I just have this mental image though of a Haitian guy who never drives like an actual car, steps on the accelerator and he's like,

ah! Just crashing into the post office. The Haitian blows up the car the minute he hears Siri's voice as a woman. He's like machete to the speed of car play. Shut up, shut the bitch! He starts raping the car. He raps the gas tank, He starts fucking the gas tank.

He spits on the exhaust pipe before sticking it in. He goes, oh my god, America is so much more advanced. The cars are women. Even the cars are women here. Even the cars are women. So I met somebody, her name is Siri. It's like her. But Alexa's getting really jealous. It's a Haitian and his government granted Ford Focus.

He's wearing an Oculus getting sucked off by Alexa and Siri. It's just like. Why does your Alexa have a flashlight mounted too? When they got chased out, he hit the curb. When they got chased out, she heard one of them say it and it was actually in English. Look at them, just blasted off. These guys need the key of bliss. They knocked down my grandmother's fence.

That brick wall back there, they've drove into it. They've hit cars around here. I mean they cannot drive here. How do they get driver's license? They're giving them driver's license. I don't have theirs taken on. But look, every time some- I guess they've been there for years now.

Just go to the DMVS, but the guy said two years. If I lived in Springfield, I would be like, fascinated by this and I'd go over there and I would like show them like G Unit. That's what they need! They need to like- You want to turn every black person not from America into real black people. That's what they need. They need to like, they need that. You're obsessed with this. You wanna turn every black person not from America into real black people. Real black people. That's what they need. They need to know what to do.

Yeah. Yeah. I'd go over there, show them crack cocaine. No, but I'd go over there and I'd go, listen, you got your Zoo York shirts. By the way, I do this little thing. I'd walk up, I'd walk up like, dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum bum.

And I go, look at you with your zoo York shirt on. Dingadoo. And look at you, Dee Dee Dee. Jock-a-loo-doo. Jock-a-loo-doo. Ooh, Papa Legba, looking pretty good. Little Papi, come over here. I'd put on some hip hop videos from the early 2000s

and I go, look, look, Mace. You need to put them. Welcome back. You need to put them in a clockwork orange style where there's like hooks in their eyes and they're just watching pootie tang for like three days straight. Yeah, and just pootie tang baby boys.

Chappelle show, just fucking like, this is what you are now. I go, listen, Jadakiss, let's go, let's go. You go, here's some Big L, don't take it too seriously because you will become a worse person, but here's what you should listen to that. They some Big L. Don't take it too seriously because you will become a worse person. But hear that you should listen to that. They love Big L. The old black people.

It's all about raping people. They're talking about joining teams. That's when you know everything. Got a Charles Manson vibe. You go downhill and it's gonna go downhill quick. We all know about the- They go listen, they've ruined our state of life. Look at the other way they look.

This guy goes, you know, I used to be, I used to work on Wall Street. He's like, listen, he goes, he goes, we was, we was Kings. I used to be a king, Tyler Olivier. I made 400,000 dollars a year being the Geico caveman. Okay. It was me and Nick Kroll, man. We're about to take over the goddamn world. was in big blockbuster movie my name is Russell Brand

They got canceled I'm out here down with these fucking ancient my wife used to be the fat girl from euphoria now look at About the neo-nazis just a couple weeks go down down and I ain't saying that's right night saying it's wrong But let's think about it. I'm 36 years old Funny be like don't don't have a thought on it either way. I'm saying it's right ain't saying it's wrong That's the first time I've ever seen the Neo-Nazis rally in our city. My mom was telling me she was coming home the other night and seeing a car.

Oh, that's so fucking funny. It would be so easy to get that guy into fucking Gate Richard Night Trap. He's halfway there. Shout out to this this cameraman by the way Like this shot of the great walking by the zoom on the guy watching this guy makes great videos getting 15 cents on the camera Yeah, that's great. So it's good work Tyler or Olivia arrow makes great videos I love that's that's what they need an interview the guy with the pot belly they he walks over to yeah

He walks over to me. He's digesting her cat. Yeah, he's like, my stomach's still open. Oh, you have numbers. Yes. There's full on war going down right now. That's what it's coming to. And it's all going to be against the same people. Yo quiero hablar contigo sobre migración. How come he speaks Spanish to certain nations?

They literally get to America through traveling through like 10 fucking Spanish countries for like five months But then they learned they have to learn Spanish. But then he spoke to some within like French Well, he's saying merci because they It just depends but these people they learn Spanish because they're coming through here through all these Spanish countries Is that straight Spanish that he's speaking on? Yeah, but then the earlier Haitians he was speaking like a French He's probably switching back and forth. He probably knows a little bit of French.

He knows more Spanish and he realizes these people are immigrants that came here through a channel that is majority Spanish speaking. These people aren't retards. Franish. Yeah. Just speak a little Franish to the boys. Little Franish. There we go.

Haitians, Springfield. Si, posible? Si, no. De donde eres? Haiti. Haiti? Okay. Cuantos meses vive aquí? Un mes. Que es la from? Haiti. Haiti? Okay.

How many months have you been here? One month. What is the reason you came to live here? No, I don't live here. I have my nephew that lives here. I came to visit. How much money do you receive from the government? Nothing yet.

I'm still in the process. He's lying, dude. That's why they haven't sent me anything yet. Nothing? No, nothing. They go, he goes, then why are you so dripped out, sir? How'd you get them bleached fucking jeans in? Why are you so icing drippy, sir? So this guy goes, how is it possible to live in these houses?

Casas. With no money. He's just come to visit. I don't know anything. I came to visit someone. I don't live here. Why do you drive the car so fast? That was not me.

I wasn't driving. It was my cousin. Yeah, dude. This guy is just denying everything. Of course, though. Is's just denying everything. Yeah. Of course, though. Is it true you eat the cats or no? He goes, no, no, no.

Gracias por tu tiempo. I'm trying to interview people. And then he punted the cat. I hear their thoughts about the Haitians that have moved in. Yeah, no, I don't. Who hangs out in their car like this? Wait, eating Burger King in their trunk? That's crazy.

Of their CRB? This guy talks like- This is the only normal- That's the least crazy thing we've seen so far. Yeah, this is the only normal guy in the entire town of talking with like a normal like American accent La for 38 years. Yeah, it is causing probably some problems I personally noticed it because it took me months on end to find an apartment to live in okay So there you go. He's giving his like unbiased non racist-racist opinion. The available housing supply has gone down and the prices have gone up or what? I'm not 100% sure about the prices going up. I mean, I hear rumors that there's

landlords ripping off some of the Haitian people, you know, like trying to put multiple families in a house and charging them too much money. I don't know if that's true. It's just stuff I've heard. But yeah, it has affected the market because, you know, like I said, I couldn't even get anybody to call me back for months. Couldn't tell you. I haven't had any problems with anybody. I can tell you that. Yeah, no. He goes, okay, but can you be racist for the camera, please? You're ruining my show. Oh, hell yeah, an Indian. Let's go.

Oh, you own this? Yeah. You'd be a great person to talk to though. Yeah, for sure. We've heard a lot of the Haitians that have moved here recently come here often. Yeah. What's going on here in Springfield? Uh, they're just like an influx of the population

in the Haitian community. I mean, they're protected status here. So they're just like, I mean, obviously, I've filled up the town with it. And yeah, that's where we're at right now pretty much. So you own this laundromat? Yeah, so my dad owns this laundromat. I own the sneaker store next to it.

So I run both things right now. OK. Are your customers primarily Haitian? What's this click? Before, I would say, last like two, three years, I mean, primarily whoever was in town, but yeah, there's a huge influx and yeah, the Haitian community,

that's like primarily our like customers like nowadays. So yeah, I will say there's a hundred percent of divide in our town. Thing is like, I just hope that whatever you guys do cover, something good comes out of it, right? Like in the next five to six years, hopefully something unique between everybody. Ask them one hard question. Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on. That's the biggest thing like do they come in

Cat flavored swishers or what? This is the guy you want to talk. How you doing, man? To video we're trying to see what's going on here. Yes, I got That's the black These hazes are running into Oh, that's the black dude's car! Is it? Yeah, from the video we just watched. It is! It is! It is! It is! He's back! ...down home. These Haitians are running into trash cans.

Bro! They're running into buildings. They're flipping cars in the middle of the street. They're in the park. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So sick. Yeah, Anthony Harris standing on business. Out put. Documentary constant car crashes from the new Haitian drivers. We headed to the BMV to see how the Haitians are getting through. The BMV? Why is it called the BMV?

The Bureau of Motor Vehicles, but that just sounds like, it does just sound like some hood shit. Yeah. Like the BMV. It sounds like blood took over the DMV. That's how black people say DMV. We're at the BMV in Bombay in California.

It doesn't sound like the blood took over the DMV. It's so funny. So quickly after moving to the city Bnb in California I'm driving on my bar question for y'all chillin on my bout They can't drive Do the killing down here I'm gonna lose because of this video low we be playing How y'all doing? Question for ya. Do you know how the haters are getting drivers license? This is BBC dude? It's like his brother says BBC? That's crazy. Big black cocks.

Yeah that's what I'm saying. Yeah John. That's awesome dude. Do they have to undergo the same test? I love her. I'm not allowed to answer any personal questions outside of my office. Well okay. You know what they have to do? I do not. I really don't know. Look at those big kids, Sean. Yeah, what a queen.

What do you do to those? A lot. A lot. Oh, go outside? Sorry. Are they able to transfer their licenses from Haiti to here? No, not without taking a test. But as the only question I can answer, I can't answer anything else.

Do you know how many people get their driver's license so fast? Uh, I do know. Okay. All right, that's all I got for you. I'll listen to you. Are they driving pretty good out here or what? Nope.

No? I do drive a good car. Ask the normal people about the driving and the controversy, like the white guy sitting in the trunk and the fucking Indian Business owner ask them hard questions. This guy's kind of normal. I don't know think they have to drive at all No, he's like young but he's a Threat to public safety. Yeah Managers are nothing but a headache. Oh, yeah

This is my guy taxes and wrecking vehicles and there's just been nothing but a hassle since they've been here. It's been horrible. How would you rank their driving from one to ten? A negative ten. Is there a study done on people that say vehicle versus vehicle? I was thinking the same thing. Their IQ?

Yeah. I don't know, but he drives, he rides one of those bicycles with like a 50cc motor you get at Home Depot on it for sure. Yeah. Jason Metham. Jason Metham. Jason Metham. Jason Metham.

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Johnny I got it No, we're not gonna do PJ We should watch Haitian firefight videos, but Actually, we kind of seen the right do you have Haitian firefight videos? I can look it up right now. Yeah, let's go. I Would love to see this because actually I am... Firefighters in Haiti? No motherfuckers. No, we're talking about gunfights. So I'm like admittedly ignoramus about you know almost everything.

John's been schooling me on this race war. I'm dumb as hell. And it's like very, well John's... Oh hell yeah dude, Haitian senator opens fire during. Shit. This is their country right now. Oh shit. Oh my God.

Hell yeah, dude. Get the fuck away from my car. That must have been bad. He just fucking crashes. He just fucking drives into cars. Damn, a journalist got shot. So there was a brief moment in time where I was thinking about going to Haiti for like a bit. And I was like, I wasn't going to do it without like a fixer or some shit.

So I hit up this journalist that has a lot of YouTube videos and I was like, hey, I emailed him. I was like, would you mind like showing me around Haiti, like Port de Prince or whatever? And then he, he, I emailed him. I was like, would you mind showing me around Haiti, like Port de Prince or whatever? And then he never responded to me, and I was like, what the fuck happened to this guy? He was kidnapped and murdered. I worked it out, there was an article about it. I was like, dude, that fucking sucks. Playing a gunfight before death

and getting the second cops up the store. You should do that instead of going to Slap City. I'll tell you all about that in the Patreon when you join. So the Haitian Civil War is essentially not like a military coup d'etat, it's like games. Yeah. Um.

Damn, is that still like earthquake damage? Dude, it's the whole country is in it. That's car damage, my friend. I was just showing a little bit of Haiti. Go back to the video. The video is basically over. I think we got a little more of a guy to piss though. It's really nothing good to watch.

Go back to our boy. You missed some good gunfights. Yeah, you did miss the Senator of Haiti just firing his gun to a crowd I'm well aware. I watch Haiti videos to go to bed That's white noise for you. I love it Yeah, I love it Like out. Can you Alexa? Please play instead of rain noise? You can please play Haiti gunfire

It's just Bart Simpson looking at a rainy window and there's just Haitians killing each other. That's lo-fi. That's lo-fi hip hop beat. Yeah. He's not into. Do you wanna finish this Tyler video, what's his name? Oh, Liver, there's like five minutes left. We can, or what?

Let's see if there's like a, is there a spike, or is there some, is there like a? Well this is on Twitter. It's a Twitter video, so there's no spikes on it, but let's just see the rest of that. Might as well. Yeah, why not? We already went this, there's no spikes on it, but let's just see the rest of that. Might as well. Yeah, why not? We already went this far.

We'll be hate, okay. How long you been here in Springfield? I've been here for seven years now. What takes so long is cause they've got only two lines that they serve people in, and there's sometimes three. And on all three of those, they got interpreters for each one you put some respect on my name by the way i've been fucking mentoring little wane you put him in the super bowl i look like birdman that's joey's joke people that can go through

the line faster because a lot of times they'll have paperwork with them and stuff they won't have it in order. We tried the split line for a while. It ended up being less efficient for everybody. Is this about as long as it gets these days? This is a normal Monday. Yeah, we've had worse. Francois? English?

No. Standing in line 30 minutes, they might only deserve four or five people. How many people you think will come here this Monday? This Monday? I'm telling you, out of this Monday, I figure at least they might see five, 20. What do you think the split is

between new Haitians that are coming here? And Springfieldian OGs. Yeah, this is kind of boring. I miss the racist people. Yeah, I'm over it. Yeah. Don't care about the ins and outs. You want to like a nice little cherry on top of this app? I love a cherry on top of the app, Joseph.

It's the public masturbator. Really? We've already done like an hour. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Cherry on top, let's give the people a little treat. Let's give the people what they want. I'm telling you, this is so much fun. It's a little treat, a little cherry on top, let's give the people a little tree. Give the people what they want. I'm telling you, this is so much fun.

It's a little tree, a little cherry on top. Oh, is this the naughty naughty? Yeah. Oh, I'm eating the cats, I'm eating the dogs. Yeah, I live in Springfield and I I am scaring all the white people they will be gone soon And I can crash my car finally I like to crash my car every morning. Oh, yeah

How is this Haitian? It sounds so... Is this the Narcos intro or is this the hate watch podcast? How uh... How do Haitians... I didn't... What are Haitians? I'm very confused about it. I thought they were like Jamaicans. Why is it so Spanish sounding? They're Mexican Africans. That's who they are. They're Mexican French Africans.

That's who they are. Mexican French Africans. There we go. That's even more confusing. They're Mexican French African island people that like voodoo so there's Mexican French Africans with the coconut they're beautiful okay this is here we go boys this is incredible body cam footage. It's a man masturbating in public who was arrested. And he gets very annoyed by the cop who asks him to stop.

Yeah, these guys love to get annoyed by the cops that come up to them like, guys, please. Can't you see? I'm like, can you see I'm in the middle of something? Yeah, maybe you're crazy and you're about to come. What more annoying than a cop telling you to stop? It's just the biggest beef. It's their biggest beef. That No piss me the hell off, too

Why are you masturbating stop masturbating man? He goes please he's literally on the side of a building naked and he looks like he's a He looks like he's waiting to do it. He looks like he's waiting for the Gestapo to execute him. He goes to the cop, he goes, no, no, no, right here on the back of my head, come on. You do it too, you bust one on my head. Officers are called and catch this man. They pull guns out on him and he goes, oh, I love that. I'd love one of those guns involved.

Put it in my fucking mouth right now. Please, give me the taste of what it is. Please The act of this bizarre public self embarrassment shamelessly Masturbating in public the officer on duty trying to deescalate the situation in private I'm sure dog man takes off in a wild foot chase Seems weird but I've had jerking off standing up is a great you feel like you're caught in the shower Sometimes in your knees can buckle. It's really scary. Yeah, I can't I can't off standing up is a great, you feel like you're conning. I do in the shower sometimes and your knees can buckle, it's really scary.

Yeah, I can't cum standing up because I get too weak in the knees. Really, you can't cum standing up? You've never gotten a blow job while standing up? I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it. I can on a blow job but I can't stand, I can't jerk off standing up and cum either. I've done it in real occasions.

I often stand up, you feel like you're literally planting a flag of cum. Yeah, I love jerking off standing up in the bed in the shower and they come And I turned Bambi. It's fucking Toilet standing up Me so bad I used to do it just right right into the toilet bowl Pour on my phone and just jerk off into the toilet while standing up Well, that's that's a move

Like the fucking Northman That's like a four day no nut thing though No that's also a thing where it's like Yeah it's what I've been insanely warning And it's also like somebody's outside I can't jerk off in the bed I have to jerk off here Is that what it was for you? No no to me it was like an efficient

Four days no no night. You know the Bailey's on the go? You know those, when they, you know Bailey's makes the Irish coffees on the go. Yeah. They're a little tiny and they're for like the road. Sure. Yeah. That's how I look at it.

Why not just go to your bed, Jack? I'll throw it away. No, cause I just, I'll walk into the bathroom and I'll like. You can't put rhyme or reason to this Joey. I'll go do, I'll go, I'll like take a piss or something in the bathroom and be'll like rhyme a reason to this that Joey I'll go do I'll go I'll like take a piss or something in the bathroom be like I might as well jack off and I'll pull it and I just Stand jacking off over the toilet I have a one one bedroom apartment by myself, right?

If I did that in my if I yeah, but this is this is this is you're so horny You walk to the bathroom. You're just so fucking hor horny you just but the thing is I run to my bed jack off and then and then I well this I mean the standing up to me. I mean this I might I might sound crazy now But I my toilet action is I'm sitting on the toilet and also No, why I thought that in school and at work and at like church and things where I have to do that. But never if I have the option to go like lay in my bed or like sit in a chair.

Now, Joey, Joey. I can count on my right hand the amount of times I've nutted standing up getting like a head or something. Joey, cause I'm like an explorer. I'm like the Ponce de Leon of like jacking off. You're John Muir. I'm trying new things You're finding the new frontier. Yeah, so sometimes I'm like what's this? We're like John Queer. What's this? Hey! Very good. Very good. Nice. Well, I go what's this gonna be like and it is it's more powerful when you stand and jack off and you see that nut

Go into the toilet bowl and it hits and you go wow look at the power I mean, that's why I like pearl fetish Cleanup you're at buck Shower's nice though because there's no aim you don't have to think about it all. It's just buckshot You know you're not I check off in my bed, I have a napkin. Hair is fucking up your pipes way more than Jesus. Your wife gets in your shower after you've checked off. We have different showers, dumbass.

And that, wow. Really? Okay, Mr. fucking moneybags. Holy shit. I have my shower, she has her shower. Fucking unbelievable. Also, like, you can't come in. That sucks, you can't use her cool hair products and shit though.

That's the one cool thing about China. She's my hair Relax use your facial on your balls. I'm a kept woman. Okay. I'll head Come on, you're an alpha male diamond Jack Brady over here. I don't know. I love that dad. Don't who is that diamond Jim Brady? Oh I actually I love that dad, who is that? Diamond Jim Brady. Oh, actually who is that? I said Jack. Cause it's Jack and Ruff. I don't know, it's like an old.

No, but who is Jim Brady? I'm sorry. Diamond Jim Brady? I should have not asked, but I don't wanna know the reference. Okay, real quick before we get back to this body cam. It's too late now, I've already. Diamond Jim Brady, also known as James Buchanan Brady, American businessman financier.

How did you know this? Now I get it. You fucking psycho. I don you know this? Oh, now I get it. You fucking psycho. I don't know, my brain is weird and remembers things. This is the best thing about you, is your ability to just put a little shit out. I don't know, I don't know why I know that. It's wild what's in your holster at any given time.

Okay, let's watch the damn body cam and get the hell out of here. It is crazy. Okay, let's watch the body cam and let's go to sleep. Sundance kid over here. Can we go to bed, please? Can we watch the body cam and then just, let's all get to bed. Come into my bed, let's go to bed. Sundance over here Let's all get to bed Come to bed. Let's go to bed Are watching this whole thing cuz I do I have to get I gotta pee

Ivory Tower Permission that's the thing Me go take a piss in your ivory tower you fucking rich Mick. He's got two separate toilets He's Mick rich Okay, let's play without him. It's actually very good. No, it's not this. Yeah, it's this that's in the woods man masturbating Come on brother. Sorry, dude. It's weird. Okay. It's okay. It's okay That's weird. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Hey, man Like like misidentify a body can I miss any body can

Dude, it's chill. Dude. It's okay, man. We're gonna be okay. Hey, listen to air is human to forgive is divine, brother We're good, man. Did you almost got body cam footage wrong? I think you guys for you for the all're like E40 all of a sudden. Joey, it's okay what you just did. Thanks for me. What a great day this has been. Yeah. I'm almost out of beer. Are you trying to wait for Connor on this? No, no, no, we're having fun. Later faggot. Alright. Pretty rude. Remember when I called you faggot, I'm sorry. It's sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. then this girl that I'm going to Pilates with.

And she's, uh, we're doing Pilates tomorrow and she messages me, I'm like, what do I wear? Like, the worst sweatpants or shorts? Like, what is the attire for Pilates? Do I wear shoes? Cause you guys just, I, I, a lot of Pilates is socks and she was like, I don't care, fatty. Whoa! She's like debasing you? Oh, she's great. Was it kinda hot? No. Was mean. No, no, she's just doing it like a bro. Oh, she's great. Oh, she's got a hot no was mean no no She's just doing it like a bro. Oh, she's oh you're not even sexually attracted to her

I tried to so the way I'm friends with women now is I try to fuck them and then they say no Then I'm friends with them. You discovered friend zone. That's very funny. No, it's sick like I'm way quicker. I don't think you've right you discovered a new thing. So that's this woman She I was like I tried to fuck her she said no and then I was like You've you discovered a new thing. So that's this woman. She I was like I tried to fuck her she said no and then I was like Listen I'm just friends with them out here. I'm an in there. Here's my whole thing man. I pine after them for years I know that I live myself available to them in three years I can ride to the airport and then eventually they become my best friend. Yeah, that's gay No, you just try it once and if it doesn't work out, then it's like alright, we'll go to Pilates together, you know

Sure, I support you your newly John is now I'm an insult now. It's fine. John doesn't work out, then it's like, all right, we'll go to Pilates together. You know what I mean? Sure. I support you. You're newly. John doesn't pull that. You're an incel now. I'm an incel now. It's fine. John doesn't pull that cuck shit. No. By the way.

I used to. I support you. But then I listened to Devin Costa for years and years and years. Are you actually giving me credit for being an incel? Yeah, dude. Yeah, actually. Oh, for me fixing my relationship shit? Yeah, dude.

Oh, I thought you were saying for being an incel. Yeah, dude. 100%. 100%. I told John a lot of things through Devin's relationships. Devin was a by osmosis Patrice O'Neill, basically. I was just copying Patrice, but it has worked my whole life.

So because I can't, you know, it was like through Devin, it was the- Well, I wasn't exactly copying Patrice. I've done things that he would keep, be like, I'm a faggot for, whatever. But like- But you were saying the N-word a lot. There are, but I did, I told a faggot for, but like. But like. But you were saying the N word a lot. So there are, but I did, I told John,

I go call him the N word. Devin and Ida, honestly, they, both you guys helped me out immensely with interpersonal relationships with women. Yeah man, you were being, you were not like. A gay faggot, I was being a gay faggot for a long time. Yeah you were, you were being a cuck with that. And I'm no longer a cuck.

And that really pissed me off. Oh she sucked. Because I I was like you were letting her walk all over you fucking sucked I I'm sitting here racking my brain going which one? Because John such a pussy make that It is funny my country club country club that I go to, like I go in there, all the women will be like, which one is it this time at this point with the bartenders? And it makes me feel like shitty James Bond or some shit. Oh, girls that you bring?

Yeah, but I'm like, I haven't fucked in like months. So it's like, I feel like I have imposter syndrome. Yeah, it's horrible. It's actually building up a great kind of storyline, cause what if next step you're still in it So and then when you finally fuck that's gonna be a great story, but come on we have to watch Come on. We have work. Yeah, you're working back the work. By the way. I want to do a sketch where it's all of us showing up to work And we're all just we all like hey, man

I gotta get the work and then it cuts and it's just a guy getting out of an Uber with like pounds of booze. And he just walks in and then he gets on the mic and he goes, fucking faggot retard. It is really funny because since jock week, I have been like treating this like another job. And I like talk to my actual employer and I'm like, listen, I gotta work on like the other job. Yeah.

Yeah. It ain't. I mean. Don't you make more money from the pod than from the bar at this point? I don't think so yet, probably. It's about equal, honestly. I make about, I make about, uh, well, you don't, you don't work as much though because of the podcast. What's six times four? Uh, 24. I make a little bit more off of this every month than do on the bartending. Yeah for now like a hundred dollars we'll see the drop-off when these people once the drop-off

can happen I don't think it's happening. It still keeps climbing. Hey listen. I don't know. Join the patreon. Join the twenty dollars. Don't be a shill. Don't be a fucking punk rock buck. No I'm talking about you Jen. And once I get some once I get some punk rock buck I stop fucking doing big ads. Don't talk about you know I want to know my teeth clean right Joey you're being crazy The Joey has a once I get some things in order. We're gonna fucking be fucking traveling the globe Oh Devon's talking about going to England and shit for like a no no no that's that's that's much That's much of the no he talked about it, and it's gonna happen soon

Yeah I thought it would be really funny to to we all move to England for 89 days and then leave before it's illegal to keep living there. And we come back, we stay here for two weeks and then we go back because it's actually weirdly, like it would be funny to just keep, because you know in England, you're doing well if you're making like 70K a year or something.

That's crazy. But it's like more expensive there, so I don't have to. I know. In London. It's weird. I know in London in London in London Yeah, it's but it is expensive in England, but like I don't know it kind of it evens out because of the lack of tipping That can't be why I'm gonna take your idea and I'm gonna say switch it to Haiti. Let's all move to Haiti I agree. I would love to see driving really normally. I love that idea except only it's it's Devon I love that idea except only it's it's Devon all

Fantasy I've had a fantasy for fucking years where I tell Devon like hey, we're going to like fucking like, you know We're gonna go like France or say hi. I mean a Shanghai Devon's ass I get him to the airport cuz I know you'll never check shit. We get the airport. We get the ticket He gets on the plane. He's like what's Turkish air? And we show up and it's like Devon welcome to fucking Mogadishu And we get on the plane and we show up and it's like, Devin, welcome to fucking Mogadishu. That would be so good. I would only do that if we had like, if we were like doing so well,

we were successful enough and somebody bought us like the fucking, with the idiot abroad. Like we had like a company behind us. If we make a, not even that much more money than we're making right now, we will take Devin to a shit hole third country. No, I'm not, no, no, no, no. You're not gonna have a choice, Cox. Sounds terrible. It's gonna be. I'm not doing that. When you get to Shanghai, yeah. You're going to get to Shanghai, dude. We will take Devon to a shithole third country

Shanghai did you know London was a third world country? Yeah, wait till you see At all it's gonna be lovely I don't like any place you won won't have a choice. You're getting Shanghai. You're going to wake up You're not gonna forget about it. I will see where the plane ticket goes. You'll wake up on a boat, bud It's gonna we're gonna pick a country that has a vaguely French sounding airport. Yeah, you know, that's like Charles de Gaulle Airport Yeah, we're going we're going to here and then you're gonna go it's gonna work. You're being chloroform now You're in a shipping container exactly You're in the jungle mother. I'll be like hey Devon by the way you gotta take these pills every day or else you'll die Yeah, he'll love that shit

It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen if we only make a little bit more money than what we make right now We're gonna film the whole fucking thing no no no no no stop get it listen We'll show you how it is tonight. Yeah, we'll watch it. We'll show it on the Patreon fuck it. No this is a cherry on top This is really good. No, no, no. All right, the man of the people over here. This is like in Diamond Gym Radio. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm going to go away, I'm doing a ritual. And everyone smile and kiss the camera. And then you start over again. He's huge though.

That guy's not going to fucking kick and fuck that guy up if he saw me. No, if his cock is out. No. Dang dude. I love this song dude. I'm going to have Masterbating over here. He's just masturbating over here. Yeah, there he is.

Hey buddy, need a hand? Why is he doing it like that? Like what do you think his fetish is? Like what is he getting off to that? You'll see that he's actually pretty mentally disabled. Move the main entrance. This feels like train spotting for jacking off. It feels like he's shooting up, but with gum. He's really high on drugs, and he also does have a fetish,

but then he's also mentally disabled. There are a lot of things that happen. Yeah, they're mother superiors. They're all hanging out. The triumvirate. Yes, the big three. Hey, buddy, what are you doing? Why are you masturbating?

Are you trying to shoo me off? Yeah. Why? Get out of here. Because I'm jacking off. Go. Go. What?

Dude, this guy's awesome. What are you doing? The cop's, like, amusedused he starts cracking up what stop stop masturbating man Hey Stop it It's like us if we were cops Dude hey, what's your name? What's your name? It's like us if we were cops. It's crazy. Dude. Hey, what's your name?

What's your name? Robin. This guy is cool, honestly. Kinda kicks ass, dude. You know you can't, you're in public, right? You're in public. People are watching you. No, I'm ducked off. I'm ducked off, dude.

Ducked off. Because I ducked off, dude! Ducked off! Ducked off? Because I ducked off behind this corner. Alright. Leave me be! I ducked off, dude. What else do you want? I fucking ducked off! He's completely naked. He's like, yeah, fucking, yeah, arrest me, fag. He's not hidden whatsoever.

We have 60D36, the 60K91, around here. He bends over, and now he like, all right, let me focus. I gotta Scrape it is on like Fucking his hand now. Hey put your hands behind your back. No, I will not. Go! I'm not doing anything wrong. Don't chase me. I'm not doing anything wrong.

Get away from me! I'm not doing anything wrong. Get away! Do you know who I am? Dude, I am? Put your hands behind your back. Do you know who I am? It's Hunter Biden. Yeah. Do you know who my daddy is?

It's Hunter Biden. Hey buddy, put your hands behind your back. I've never seen corner of a- He just waved, by the way, real quick, can we catch that moment? He just waved to the people through the glass window right there, and he goes, yeah, can you believe this?

Hey buddy, put your hands behind your back. He's like, rock the shit. He's in public, put your can you believe this? I'm gonna shoot you like rock and shit. Put your hands behind your back. Did people start to like, I don't know, it fucking sounds great. I'm fucking 32 years old. You got a nice body. Don't try me.

Yeah. Go. He's got like a swimmer's body. You're a little boy. Put your hands behind your back. Go. Put your hands behind your back. Turn around.

He has no boner whatsoever. I don't have to! I don't have to listen to you! So he was just like cranking bubble gum down there. Well the cop ruined his boner. Dude why does he not have gloves on? Don't! Look at this guy! He fumbled his fucking taser. Also the guy is lightning fast.

Yeah he's like ooze boi. Wow he's already gone That's just laying bolt That's so funny, so I get away as he's trying to run away This perverts chasing me he's watching me This guy's slowing down, Jackal! Oh, this guy's slowing down already? That's crazy! Oh, the guy's a real show. Oh my god, dude. I could run far in there. I'm fat as shit. Holy shit, dude! This guy's pathetic!

Panting! Oh my god! There we go! There we go. There's the Calvary When they this is the best pacing I've ever seen by the way Yeah Did he hit him while moving? Yeah, watch. Oh! Oh!

Oh! Dude, he planks! Oh my god. What if he came right then? Yeah. Dude, put gloves on. Fuck. Get down on his grip.

Lay on him. Lay on him. I'll follow. He gave his gear to me on his back. The chains right in the back ready back to be dry son Watching me jack off again, Papa! Papa! Second Street?

Yeah. Sorry, that's four. 1735, second, come forward. Four. Disregard. 1735, fourth, second. Give us five minutes! I'm not doing anything! Got it. Good job.

I need a drink. Honestly, dude. I need a drink. After this weekend, I sympathize with his ass. What the hell was that, man? I'll tell you in a bit. We'll see you on the next one. I need a drink. I honestly did. I need a drink. After this weekend I sympathize with his ass. What the hell was that mean?

I'll tell you in a bit. We'll see on the Patreon. John's like, I was trying to jerk off from Slab City, I got arrested in case. We're in front of the Two Soul Salon. Does he do anything else Joey, or is that about it? Slow down, we're using custody. That's it, that's it. That's not better than Twinkerist. I said it was the best thing that I've seen. I said not better than Twinkerist.

It is the video itself is great. It was a good video. Johnny, you always pin this on me. I said it's not better. What do you, you bozo? That was near what I said. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Anyway folks, God bless you all, God damn it. Love you guys. God damn it, we love you.

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