Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Libbin' Out

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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🎵 You motherfuckers you motherfuckers Yeah, that's so funny I'm in a big tub with half slices of lemon and potatoes. You an army hammer? You're an army hammer. Yeah, the idea of like sending him a DM being like hey Will you do our podcast and he doesn't respond then the next thing we send him is a photo of John like like with twine all over my mouth putting him in an oven it's like oh my god he's like drop a pin right now I'll be there in a second Jesus

He just replies, holy fuck. I love Army Hammer. Fuck me. Holy shit. That's a juicy boy. Army Hammer, Army Hammer salivating at John's been like, Oh my god. Fuck. He's like, you got a free range boy.

Free range boy. What do you see in his? He's like, can we put, can we take a dirt hole in the back and do a big roast with John? It's wrapping me in big banana leaves. What do you see? He's like, can we put, can we take a dirt hole in the back and do a big roast with John? It's wrapping me in big banana leaves. Oh my God. You love the hammer voice.

I love it. It's killing. Do you think he eats men too? I don't think so. Sexy women. It'd be really funny if he didn't eat dudes because he thought it was gay. Yeah, it is kind of gay. It is gay. Yeah, it's definitely gay to eat a man.

I really want to do the Army Hammer Podcast Hammer Time. I think you're a prime candidate. Check this out. Look at this. This is his pod now. I would love to be on. I want to hit him up. Yeah.

That's nice. Dude, what? Okay, so like, wait, this is the intro to his pod? That's crazy. This is the intro to his pod. There was a woman tied up hanging, so it's like kind of playing into the rumors. So my mind's a twisted fucking maze. Guy getting hit with a cannonball.

Sick intro. This is a good intro, it's just not him. I'm crushing the TV. It was really the second. He's trying to do his version of Matt and Shane. He's like, wow, wow, wow, wow. It's Habitat. He's war mode on the first spot. I'd love to throw a woman on the barbecue.

It's like, I like my bitches medium rare. I'm gonna smoke a bitch. bitch really is the most insane allegations. He's only got to get canceled for eating people, which is bullshit. And I'm on army side. It's a boy. Jesus Christ. Oh, he has the, his mom's on. So, oh wow. She's, this is real like evil. Robert Durst's mom. Yeah.

Robert Durst's dad is like, come here son, look at that, you see, that's your mom. And she just jumped off a building right in front of him. This is like that type of, oh man. Army Hammer, you gotta. The production value's already dog shit. Terrible. Well he doesn't have any fucking money, Connor. He's filming this on a this is he's filming this on a zoo. It's there's no mics

There's nothing it just selling time shares in like San Diego or something. I was where was he? He was in the Bahamas. I think selling time sure. Yeah. Yeah Guys, this is what is him are so funny. Just in a polo. Just working, yeah, working. Yeah, working. He's like the guy at the front desk at a Hilton. Which he doesn't have to do. It's so performative. I don't know how he lost all his money like that.

Well, he has all the family money. He has all the baking soda money. He said he didn't take any of it. I know he doesn't want to. He's pride. He has pride. Too much pride. I feel so bad.

Imagine being raised the way Armie Hammer was. What's up, John? He's justating behind the desk He's chewing on human jerky he's eating sour patch kids he's like they look like little people He's a gingerbread man. He's like But the evidence won't talk about the Bible shit they do yeah, it's like I watched a couple clips. Do you like hammer? I'm hammer hammerhead It's just camera army

Let's hook him up with Josh, right it was an idea initially that I was like Okay, so I get a call. Oh, let me do the introduction. You, come on, shut the fuck up! The reason that they wanted to do it was because I- What if I skip like Midway, he's like fucking his mom? I Was moms on top he slicks her throat and starts drinking the blood. There's like a slight blur on it. YouTube's like, it's fine. This is almost like a big giant social experiment of leaning into the uncomfortable. I just want to set-

It's a social experiment in which I ate people, got canceled, and started a podcast. It's sick. In our relationship, I have very clear boundaries with you in terms of I hate I don't want you to talk to me about God all the time. All right, what I mean, let's let's halfway What are they what are they halfway through? They're just like you and I have way through just pointing a gun at her Because Halfway through he's just pointing a gun at her like casually. They're playing Russian roulette halfway through. Personal level, because it feels like to me everything that comes up is an opportunity for you to talk about Christ. Which is, yeah, it's still a sliver. She's all unto God.

Well, whatever. She's a... You have to be the God and you find out your kid's being canceled for cannibalism. Yeah. Yeah. God. He gave birth to a demon. Poor army. You your kid's being canceled for cannibalism. Yeah. God. You get birthed to a demon. Poor Army. You know, I feel bad for him. Imagine being raised in the family he was raised in

and then trying to date normally. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. Impossible. You're inviting women over to like, yeah, it's like a family event. She gets there and they're like, they're throwing a valet like in a barbecue pit.

And they're like, that's lunch. Like, you don't know how to date. How do you date? I mean we're just watching that Jake Paul Mike Tyson thing and there's a scene where he's taking his Olympian girlfriend out bowling and act Like yeah, they're just good. They love bowling. They have to rent the whole fucking alley. Yeah, everyone There's their friends and you know, they're all like but like how do you wait this Jake Paul? Yeah, Jake Paul Jake Paul Tyson. Yeah, when's that? November 20 something if he loses Tyson, it might be like a race, right? I think on top of the election Tyson losing to Jake Paul

You really think she's gonna break expecting him to lose probably right? I know but it's gonna hit a lot harder now I think be incredible if Tyson killed I want you to kill him. I knock out when being credible Like million dollar baby. Not even that, just straight up like hit him in the face so hard that it snaps his neck. What if it's one of those fights, but you ever see that video of like, that's the saddest story in boxing.

He has you know, the handsome Mexican fighter and all the chicas are next to him. And then he gets knocked out. And then he like turns into a slug. That's what I want. He's literally like a slug. They're boring salt on him. He's, it cuts to him being,

being shuffled off somebody's driveway. Yeah, I want Jake Paul to be taken in the locker room and he has like a brain hemorrhage in the locker room. Yeah. And then that's it. I gotta say, I kind of been liking Jake Paul with that duck. He's working his ass off. Hey, he only works, all he does is fucking box all day.

All he does is win. It's crazy. All he does is shit. All he does is shit. We were, we had the remix though, all he does is fucking box all day. All he does is win. It's crazy. Oh, he doesn't Shit no matter what we were all taking turns shitting like it was a sleepover Well, I guess something happened this week there was an election of some sort and they elected a guy Who we've had before so it should be fine. We've had him before. Yeah He's funny. It's gonna be okay. He's a funny, dude. Mm-hmm. I feel bad for these people people like this Justice! To stand up for justice! To stand up for America! To stand up for America! Is that?

It's Olivia Wilde. Oh, I was like, what? Look at the look on her face too, like that's just so like, so impressed with herself, so happy with herself. Like she thinks she's like Cesar Chavez. Well, there's a camera on her, so of course. She's acting, yeah.

Not a legitimate president! Look it, you can see Michael Moore, he's just glancing over at the hot dog vendors. Look it, look it right there. Hold on! President look at you can see Michael Moore. He's just glancing over at the hot dog vendors What's it? Let's eat! Oh man, yeah. That was one of the best nights of my life by the way. That was really fun to be there. Yeah, you had a great time I heard. How are you feeling? Devastated, I'm really devastated, yeah.

Are you one of the people that have been calling the suicide hotline? Yeah. A lot of the LGBTQ community, apparently they're just blowing their heads off. That's what I saw. I saw the next day, like, people were tweeting, like, I have three friends and have already killed them so fucking way no way it's lies I don't know but apparently the suicide rates are skyrocketing and it's a it's it's it's

crazy that they lost with this this was the type of enthusiasm behind the game. Gen Z, Bust, and a Mini. Gen Z, Bust, and a Mini. E-D-B-T's in a ball. E-D-B-T's in a ball. Five foot three in an attitude. Five foot three in an attitude. Secret product in a trench. Secret product in a trench. It's a trend. Why'd you pull this up, Dev? This was just what was happening right before the election. You know, these people were, these were the Democrats. Yeah. I love shit like that.

These were the Democrats. Straight to the, shit like that. These are the Democrats straight to the case They're all in camps now. It's things are getting crazy the minute he got elected We were walking we were driving to the gym and there was those homeless people sleeping on the on at the park and the cops Cops turn to us and saluted us Fucking nuts I was like, thanks, I guess. But they did the Hitler salute. No, they didn't do that. How dare you? No, absolutely not.

That's a good old American salute. Sorry, I'm trying to call him a fascist, dude. I wanna see if there's any credence to this suicide. Suicide after Trump win. I don't think there is. People are dramatic. No. I mean, they're probably some irrational people who need to kill themselves. Probably. And that's tragic. That sucks. I feel bad for this lady. She was so confident. This sums up the type of woman that like, this sums up like everything basically. So we're closing

in on almost 5 p.m. Eastern Time and I've been tracking everything that's been going on across the country today and my most important encounter was when I went out to get my champagne. I was talking to the guy in store of course. like, by as most as becoming Kamala Harris. He said he did early voting and he asked me if I early voted. And he asked me, you know, why I was getting the champagne and I said, because I'm gonna be toasting Madam President tonight.

He just looked at me with kind of like a smirk on his face. And he sharked me. He looked at me with a smirk on his face. And he sharked me. He looked at me with a smirk on his face. And then he asked me, what that pussy do? He pulled out his Trump hat and he shot cum right in my face. He said, you know she's going to win this, right? He says, oh, well, it's very, very close. And I said, no, it's not.

He says, well, what do you mean? I said, no, it's not. the women of America are making their voices heard Reproductive rights is what it all comes down to and the women are voting in numbers relative to men that are Unbelievable. She's won this and I said to him she's gonna take every one of the swing states plus Oh plus Iowa He said he took all the swings there. Yeah he said, no. None of us have. He took all the swings there. Numbers are so close. I said, I'm a political analyst.

I'm telling you right now, the numbers are there. She's taking this election. And I said to him, you realize, and he didn't tell me who he voted for, but of course I knew. And I said, you do realize you wasted your vote, right? Ha ha ha. Jesus.

Oh, Jesus, dude. What does a woman like this do around 10 p.m.? What does a woman like this do around 10 p.m.? All the election night? She was black out drunk. I would have killed to have been in her own. What is she doing at 10 p.m.? Oh my God.

She's dropping her knees and screaming, dude. I didn't see a lot of that, this election. No, I'm actually, I gotta say, I'm Kind of I'm kind of extremely disappointed in the country's relatively level-headed response to him winning Yeah, I wanted more outrage. I thought it'd be a little more fun, but it's like you can almost tell they're just they just kind of new Yeah, well, it's just all defeated to defeated It's not I'm not saying as much as many whack jobs online doing the screaming and the the Democrats are looking internally this time

They're not looking externally. I think in 2016 they could have been a fucking country races There's a lot of that still is that rhetoric out mostly what I'm saying, but I mean like I think There's there's just everyone's just more chill this time. And Bill Maher's fucking monologue. He wasn't lambasting Republicans. He was saying, look in a mirror. Maher's the only one with a level head on the left. Cenk, you heard us say the same thing. Yeah, Cenk Wigger.

Cenk Wigger. I love Cenk Wigger. He was saying the same thing. It wasn't lambasting Republicans as much as he said the Democratic Party failed its voters and they gaslit them for years and this is what happens. You get people like this. Dude, the wildest shit is like the right side tweets

of like those guys being like, oh, women are gonna do a sex strike. Yeah, like it's your choice. I'm like, holy shit. That's the thing that's also like, I've seen more open, the people on the right are way more emboldened this time. I had to tell like two guys coming into my bar

to just like shut up. So it's making me uncomfortable. They had to tell two guys coming into my bar to just shut up. So it was making me uncomfortable. They were like, I was like, hey, chill. Relax. They play into exactly what the left thinks that every voter is of Trump. It's while being in LA though, because I'm seeing a lot more outspoken,

staunch conservative Republicans just openly talking about how happy they are. I was at Highland Park Brewery, table full of eight older white guys just being so excited that Trump won. And I'm like, it's kind of like a trans bar. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy.

Like dude, that's fucking nuts. Do you guys know where you are? Like chill a little bit, you know? Yeah, no, they're a lot, it's like, it's much more- What are these pussies gonna do about it, huh? What are they gonna fucking do about it, huh? Beat them with their cocks? Untuck themselves and go to war?

I doubt it. This is all just revenge. It's like you're getting some, also like this whole thing is really weird. It's like very scandalous. I've been looking at this whole election, like you got like Elon Busky, you got RFK getting his revenge.

And this is the whole Republican voter base on the right. They're all just getting back at the left for, essentially like what, since Obama? 15 years of fucking bullshit cancellations. And you know, I don't know. Dude, the wildest one is the, there's this law that I don't know, people are really worried he's gonna pass,

where it's like the anti-heritage thing, like the anchor baby thing. Yeah, yeah, where if you're born here, it still doesn't mean you're a citizen. It doesn't matter, not gonna know now, like the third and second generation. I gotta say, as someone with a Mexican wife, I, boy, I hope that's true.

Someone take my Mexican wife, please. Please. That is crazy. That's a bit crazy. Would that be retroactive? Would they start taking people that were born here because they're bomb-booted? I mean, I think Valerie was telling me about it,

but she's like, on paper, he's objectively talking about like my wife. Yeah. And Ida too, who's like, Ida's all insane for Trump now. I don't even have a wife. Craziest lie, there's no way that I'll ever get past. But that's an insane thing to even propose.

I have a feeling all these kind of immigration reforms are gonna be targeted at either domestic terrorists, those fucking Boston bomber kids, they were born here? Or were they born in a? They were born here. Yeah, so I think it's gonna be used as an excuse to be like, hey, if you wanna be a domestic terrorist in America, you're gonna get deported back to Pakistan

or some shit. Or it's also, I think it's also gonna be used as an excuse to kill Americans abroad. And I think it's gonna be- I get it, man, Trump's plan makes sense to me. It's gonna be white people in this country. Hmm? You're the guy that doesn't get it.

Yeah. It's gonna be white people. Yeah, I mean, I've seen all the, like, there's these ladies online that they're like, saw a couple that look like Gabriel Iglesias saying that like they refused to fuck Man now. Oh the for e4 movement There was there was yes like before after the forefathers movement the Willem Dafoe look-alike club refuse Shaving their heads refusing to have sex with men. Well, he did that in Korea and it just like didn't work

It started in Korea like that whole movement. I was like, we're not fucking anybody, no babies, no marriages. Well, there's also like just a ton of attractive women on the right. Yeah. That like, I don't know what they do with these cream pies, but they don't seem to care. They figure it out.

They take a road trip. It's just, it's just stupid, you know. It's just like, Well, real men, it's real men. I'll tell you what it is, it's damn politics. Real men, real men. It's real. I'll tell you what it is. It's damn politics real men's real men suck out the cream pie Spit it in their face

Real men, they're sorry. I meant to throw that in your face. Actually, I'm gonna swallow that Ego, look at this like this is this is what this is what they were sick of a lot of families out there This type of stuff don't believe boys should play girl sports. They're not boys I'm not gonna listen to transphobia at this table i'm not gonna listen to call a trans girl a boy that is just not boy trans girlism when you use a word that's a slur see them eat themselves look at them go look at them go i know it's how dare you talk to a black man i'm still not it. Look this is a really heated issue right and Sher Michael I know you I know that you understand that people have different views on this I think out of respect for Jay like let's try to talk about this in a way that is respectful.

Okay so let me rephrase this since I'm being targeted here. Can you pause for two seconds? None of them are actually mad No, there's no way that man's actually mad. No, he's not that one of you was like, all right my bad Let me rephrase this you're a fag I don't think that guy's cortisol levels went up in iota. It was all performative Yeah, it's and that's how it's been since since this whole thing started. I'm gonna let you talk that way Yeah, I think we're fucking boy. God trans girls are boys that became Biological males there

They went to the costume store. Yeah spooky season They went to spirit Halloween Halloween's open all year Your pink hair The damn dams wanted to be Halloween-y around, huh? With your outfits. Your pink hair. Who knows what's down in your pants? You got a skeleton down there.

You got a scream mask down there on your Johnson. Who did you send to rob Zombie? What the hell? The hell? Is that leather face on your pussy? These little boys are walking around looking like the bride of Chuckie It's insane What the hell, who the hell with the thuggin' dams

Now that the Republican, now that Trump's in office I don't know which kid I can fuck It's a pedophile A pedophile Oh Getting tricked by a trans kid He like brings him back home. He's like oh we were a guy With Trump in office we want even be able to fuck children. I'm specifically saying that I know that you are not intending to be transphobic. You should know that I'm not intending to be transphobic.

But I want you to, I want to give you an opportunity to reinterpret it. That's not why those ads... Ugh. That is regular people. These people are on their way out, man. Guys like this are on their way fucking out. ...nard, we're talking about a tiny, tiny sliver of the population... That may be the case, but my point is... He goes, we're talking about tiny, tiny kid dicks.

He's like, when you were fucking my wife last night, you called them biological males. You didn't call them boys. Look at these things and they say, you know what? This is a bit too far. I do not agree with this. I don't like this. You didn't have all this confidence in the cup chair last night, buddy.

Where's this confidence coming from? That's a sick name. His name's Sher Michael Singleton. Sher Michael? That's awesome. I am the great, great grandson of the John Singleton. Sher Michael Singleton. Sher Michael Singleton. I met a guy Singleton. Shermichael Singleton. I met a guy last night, his name was Devon Trey.

That's good. Devon Trey. They really nail it, you know? Dude, they're fucking, it's the best names. There'll be like a kid named like Cle Anthony Mello. Yeah, yeah. You know? Well, Devon Trey, I was really impressed by that,

because I'm like, that's clean to the point. Those are two cool black names, fuse them together. That's the best. It's a slam dunk of names. Because the mom mom was like I want a baby named Cleopatra And then the dad's like bitch. I like Carmelo Anthony Cold train had the best black name ever heard in my life. What's his last name? Pau drill? I thought it was fake. I thought it was absolutely fake. So then now, you know, the damn Latinos, they don't know what they did. These Latinos for Trump,

they voted against their own interest. They voted to get the, you know, rocketed back to Mexico. They, that'd be funny if they did. They voted to get the, you know, rocketed back to Mexico. They, that'd be funny if they did. They voted to get the, you know,

rocketed back to Mexico. They, that'd be funny if they did. They voted to get rocketed back to Mexico. That'd be funny if every Latino that voted for Trump at 10 p.m. when he won, you know those seats in cars that eject you? Or whatever. They were just sitting at home and they got ejected into the sky, flying back to Mexico. Activate the seats.

Trump goes press the button. We've installed airbags in every couch in Mexican households across the country. It only launches them 10 feet in the air. He's break their neck. He goes problem solved. So this is MSNBC, obviously you can't really trust it, but they did some big whole thing on a Latina family

that voted and they don't understand that they are, they gotta leave now. Yo and Mireya Alvarez found the American dream in Las Vegas. Do you like some coffee? They came to the US from Mexico and Guatemala in the 80s. With his job in a supermarket and her job in a casino, they bought a house and raised three children.

Now they wonder if their kids and grandkids will inherit that dream. Is it still possible to do that for the younger generation? That's my main concern right now. What's gonna happen to our new generation? Nowadays, they're not even able to move out of their houses anymore because everything is so expensive.

Life wasn't expensive as it is right now. First PlayStation. We first met Mario back in February when he was seriously considering a vote for Donald Trump. There's a game, boy. Who was undecided with previous votes for George W. Bush, Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Biden. These things are so fucking corny. At the last minute he broke for Kamala Harris. But today he's not upset about the results.

I'm kinda like more happy. I'm kind of like More happy. I'm kind of like a fucking shit. Why because Donald Trump is gonna Help the country with the economy The whole household is happy Mireille and their 29 year old son Mario jr. Did vote for Trump Initially, I will say I did not agree with him. And then I started seeing that he was not afraid to speak his mind. And I noticed that he was not scared to say what he felt, regardless of what people would say.

And I think I respect that about him. So you liked his kind of brashness, his personality? Yeah, I would say yes. They're not alone. Across the country, he's like, let's cut the shit. We hate black people. Listen. It is crazy how this is reignited a black versus Latinos war.

Unfortunately, Trump was right. We are a sleepy, sleepy people. We need to go. And while Vice President Harris won a slight majority of the Latino vote overall, Trump increased his support 14 points from the last election. You threw some spice on saying Latina, didn't you? You're like, Latino, Latino, Latino, ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay under President Ronald Reagan's amnesty. They see themselves as different from migrants crossing the border today. In what way do you think they're different?

Because they're not us. That's what they say. Well, they're not me, so fuck them. That's literally what it is. That's truly exactly what it is. That's what they mean. Well, I'm here now. And they're not.

I'm safe. Beat it. I'm safe Coming here are the criminals You know the ones that did something bad in their country. They're running away from you committed a crime Members who are undocumented They don't believe he mentions their names He He goes, Margaret and Jose. They who they got. He's got a big list.

He has a big list of the exact family that's speaking. Babelobo. Mass deportations, do you worry about them? Yes and no, because the ones that I know, they're doing good. Yeah, so if I know you, you're good. If I don't, bad. It's OK. I will tell Trump, no, I know them. They are good. Keep them.

Like that's how it's gonna work. Like ISIS is gonna come and be like, who are the good ones? Who are the bad ones? This is actually like the most American thing they could do. I can't fault them for that mentality. Yeah. They came here, they established a business and now they're being cocksuckers. Yeah. That's just literally it's horrible That's our country. That is the American dream. You become American. You know, you don't have your race anymore You can still you do you can still make your fucking pozole My mother is a little hocking fool you've never had crickets until you come to my mother's house All that shit. It's the same with every culture. But once you're American, you go like, yeah, now that's my race, is American.

I'm a capitalist, that's my race. Yeah. It looks like Homer Simpson. Oh, mad. Oh, mad, it seems so. The interview goes, and as a gay Mexican man, how does this make you feel? determine if he keeps them. My family is Latino and a lot of them are immigrants. But at the end of the day, The interview goes, and as a gay Mexican man, how does this make you feel?

He's like, I'm not gay. Keep telling yourself that, buddy. He goes, I'm not worried. I mean, like they could. He says it himself, at the end of the day, I'm American. Latinos are just Italians in the 50s. Yeah. Yeah, that's all they are. Yeah. Yeah, it's all they are. Yeah.

Yeah, it's true. That's true. But you know, it's having, it's, you know, all the wrong, all the retards that did vote for him for the wrong reasons are out and full of fact feeling vindicated. Yeah. Evidence by this guy at Five Guys.

Oh. My name's Chris. Chris what? Chris Thompson. He only waves like it's like he's a nice he's so the high hill area. That's his wave. Nice to meet you.

Chris Thompson. Never surrender. You guys are back there hollering white power. You guys are back there hollering white power. You're white power. What are you hollering white power? Pull out your can. You call me a veener.

You guys are back there hollering white power. You fucking boys are back there hollering white power. Hold on. You call me a beener. You guys are back there hollering white You're so bad You're so bad. You're so cool. He's like bro. Give me my food or I'll take you straight to flip fucking flavor town, brother I Just so funny when you threaten to fire someone who works at a job they literally don't give a fuck about This guy does look he does look like the inventor of bourbon chicken He invented the the the margarita lime pizza Pizza Look at this, maybe he thought five guys was like a Trump restaurant because of like the colors and stuff the night of probably Yeah, red. He saw guys and he's like this is a place where I could be. Yeah, you know, it's a bunch of dudes guys

Yeah, he's a bunch of dudes. Guys? Yeah, guys. Yeah, dude. I'll take five guys. Who are you talking to? Give me your election. You're being voted. Look at his... Fuck you, you fucking beaners! Baaaaah! 1776 on the back.

On the back of his shirt. That's exactly what George Washington said. George Washington said to the Hessians on the other side of the river is there sign it one day you will be in a five guys and you can call me to make your food famous your constitutional right your constitutional right it's a constitutional right to violently, racially intimidate. The Fanny Fathers predicted Five Guys, by the way. The new Five Guys. That's the first thing the British soldiers-

They're like, do not take that shit to Wendy's, however. It's not okay at Wendy's. When the British soldiers marched on Lexington, the first thing the regular said to them was, fuck you, you fucking banners. And they're firing their- It's the Patriots, Mel Gibson. He's just like, you fucking banners.

He screamed at Jews. Hey, I'm pretty sure your wife is not even white. He's just like, you fucking maners. He screamed at Jews. That guy's half Mexican. What's the over under of it? Probably. Yeah. No shot. By the way, his wife did look Asian, but she's not. There's just two swollen eyes. Yeah. From getting her shit rocked by this guy constantly.

Oh yeah. He gets in his Dodge Charger afterwards. He's gonna get fired. You touch him, I'll beat your fucking ass. They're gonna get fired for kicking him out? Everyone's getting fired. Get the fuck back, Peter. Oh Jesus. You're so cool, you're a badass, my God. Everyone's getting fired. Get the fuck back Peter! Hey!

You're so cool, you're a badass my guy. Get out, get out, get out, get out. Please leave. Thank you. You couldn't slam it! You're causing a disturbance, you're disturbing the customers. Please leave. It'd be sick if he broke through the wall.

You called me a pussy, you could have swung at me. Please leave And be sick if he broke through the wall Is really the most unintimidating voice I've ever heard these guys give a swung on me You're gonna beat my ass if you wanted to Pussy guys like that like get that's exactly what everyone thinks every like Trump voter is It's crazy it's almost like they're hired by the... They're just retards. But, you know, it's crazy what's going on in this country, this country, this country. Wild.

Donald Trump. Sick to my stomach. 47. Sick to my stomach. 47th president. I'm worried sick about the fate of this country. What do you think, Johnny? I mean, like, you know, we don't really. I just feel bad for Democrats. You do, you feel bad. I feel horrible.

Should we watch some, like, I mean, there wasn't, like, that's the thing. The response was not as hysterical as I wanted it to be. I was expecting wars to the streets. Oh, I was like ready for riots. There was like people boarding out fucking buildings and shit downtown. And nothing happened

Well, I mean like the most level-headed libs like guys like Adam McKay were like spot-on like they're mad at the DNC Yeah, I'm mad at people who voted for Trump. Yeah, I mean they are inherently but they're like I we can't blame it all on them Yeah, of course, there's gonna be the mentally ill freak out. Yeah, why do why does Australia love this shit? So Australians are just Country is full of fucking faggy cunts and they love being sarcastic Here's the thing about the con will. I love Australians. I love Australians. They're very fun people This bitch loves this shit and she's like Indian or something. She's one of these. Oh, she's like a right-wing She's a huge right-wing Sky News Australian lady. She's just the whole it's like a 15-minute segue where she's just like liberal tears

Sky news is it's like why the fuck do you guys care? I know fuck out of our business. You're like a day away Didn't you see this coming here a whole day away, of course you knew this Love Donald Trump he wants Matt Maine call me stinky She's kinda sexy I mean this is like not even real This is to get a reaction This is not This bitch doesn't hold a fucking

This bitch doesn't hold a fucking candle to the lady on the ground screaming Dude I saw the worst edit of this? someone playing ape sounds It's really like on Twitter sometimes I'm like dude full mask off like these this just Racism and like I'm gonna rape you tweet. It's like fucking nuts, dude If that whole trumps like online freedom thing goes through what she's been talking about first of all we're in the clear, baby

It's gonna be fun. Would that affect YouTube? Yeah, if that affected YouTube we can monetize this bad boy that would rule Progressive auto insurance has to give us money And it's back to us like fucking fags it's like flow from progressive doing an ad then it cuts back to us and john's like i'd fuck the living shit out of flow dude i'd fuck flow's mouth fucking dry dude yeah that trump censorship shit's cool if it's real whatever that means but it's gonna be internet's gonna be an unspeakable place All of a sudden y'all is it is but it's gonna be crazy. It's already so crazy

I see people get shot in the head every single day. Yeah, but like just on Twitter though. Just I don't go on Twitter Yeah, you know, it's all I spend most my time on Twitter Yeah, I just I spend it on Instagram Instagram's cooked but um um don't even talk to me until I've had my morning head shooting video Don't even talk to me until I've seen a group of people screaming and one getting violently beaten to death on the street Absolutely, I literally set it in my covers. I wake up and it's like instinctual. I grab my phone And I and then it's just you just hear like And it's like instinctually I grabbed my phone and I and then it's just you just hear like Some being tortured

That's what you hear look it's it's fair to say she's not handling it well fair to say Last I swear to God if you it's elect that demented she's beating herself beating herself. I will burn this whole f***ing place to the ground. And one more thing, baby rules. Sadly, leftism and... I just got that. Delirious, delusional and dangerously stupid. You voted for a racist, a rapist, a dictator. You voted for a bully, a bigot and a narcissist.

Even the Germans tried to warn us, but you didn't listen. You didn't listen to the historians, the psychologists, the educators, and the intellectuals. Of course not. It gets digtier as you warn no one. This type of rhetoric is why you're fucking lost. They just, it's the same old song and dance. I'm smarter than you, I'm better than you,

you guys are stupid. Well that's the dimmest fuck who I know. Why do we listen to Germans about fucking anything? If I was in Germany, I would nonstop bring up Hitler. I do it all the time. Every time I go over there, it's all I talk about. Don't they fucking turn on hate? Oh, they hate it.

They hate it, but they can't do anything about it because they did the bad thing. We are allowed to do that, right? Oh, I can do it all day. You can bring it up. I bring it up and they get uncomfortable. I go, you guys did it though. You did the bad thing, so talk about it.

Talk about the bad thing you did. And then they go, oh, it's not's not my generation camps are in Germany, right? But where are there some in Germany they also had cancer you are any camps in there there were no camps I don't think so. There were definitely camps in Germany. They there were a lot of camps less smaller camps. Yeah, not the major camps Yes, I believe you're in Poland Actually, I think I think I think that Actually, I think Dachau was Germany. No, Dachau was Germany, brother. Sleepaway camp.

Sleepaway camp. Astro camp. Jewish summer camp. Dachau had to be Germany. Jewish summer camp was Dachau, right? Yeah. It's in Bavaria. Dachau was in Germany.

Dachau was in Germany? Yeah. So we found Dachau, Soviets found Auschwitz. If you go visit back out And you're on the tour Can you just keep going like who did this? That's what I did this Go be did you keep going like who's responsible for this?

Oh, sorry, you never do you this is fucking horrible. Who the fuck did this? It's kind of a wild move to like put on a tour of like the atrocities you committed as country that's there they're so disingenuous you go to Berlin you can do like slave I guess you're right two words I guess but it's kind of like called splash mountain what I was a good John I like thanks I didn't get it at all but imagine if if they do You and I stopped riding Splash Mountain when once they removed Wait what's going on Splash Mountain at Disneyland used to have like little old like antiquated fucking like racial Cartoons and shit. Yeah song of the south type shit. See I didn't even remember

I forgot what Splash Mountain was. Splash Mountain was the log ride. See, I didn't even remember, I forgot what splash mountain was. Splash mountain was the log ride. Yeah, I was thinking of like raging waters. And when you were on the log ride, you used to be going up and you would turn and you'd see like a bunny. A crocodile getting lynched. Like I'm a whole black crocodile.

Like it would be, yeah, it's kind of wild. There was a crocodile getting lynched. So you guys are like Disney adults. And then they removed all, I stopped going once they removed all that. Now it's a- Same as when they removed the rape scene from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

Yeah, that really pissed me off, dude. There used to be a part where you'd see these guys chasing a woman, you know? That's when I would come. And now it's just, now it's just a woman beating a drunk with like bread. Like how dare you try to steal my bread? No, it's the woman chasing the man now.

Now it's the woman chasing the man. There used to be a pirate chasing a woman. And then when you pass that part, you hear, this is my fight song, my stay alive song. I gotta take a shit, I'll be real quick. No, you can't. I can't hold it in. What are you doing?

I'm drinking, dude, I had a roofing. John, you literally can't leave a party. I'm totally gonna shit my pants. There's no way you're gonna shit your pants. You know how quick I am, I'm quick as hell. Unbelievable. What am I gonna do? Unbelievable. I can't stop thinking about how much I'm gonna shit

Are we the only podcast where people don't take piss breaks they leave the middle to take dumps I also only podcast that has this many piss breaks. It is unbelievable. It's unbelievable He's taking a shit shit It's also just like it doesn't help the you know fat guy allegations when John's constantly Taking do see you can't be the fat guy in the show constantly having a dump out in the middle of an hour Right, you know you try to run a tight ship here So I'm also like I'm hardly ever on the verge of shitting my pants. No, I can hold this shit. I can hold a shit No problem. I'm never like I kind of fucking run around the bathroom to shit

Yeah, where am I crossing my legs and dancing like this cuz I have to shit Yeah, when I have to piss I just if I really have to piss myself. It's called jock week Yeah, but I also did it, you know once in the car. Yeah 40 minute drive home I was with piss on my seat. Never done that. It was very freeing and you should try it sometime. It's so itchy though when you piss yourself. Oh it sucked, I got home and I had to do a bunch of stuff. I had to clean up.

But. I had to do a bunch of stuff. The funniest part was like I would be at like stoplights. And I'd look over and be like cute girls, like you know what I mean, I'd be like. I'm sitting in a bottle of my urine. It's incredible. Oh man.

What are we gonna do Connor about this country? What are you gonna do about your wife, man? Protector. Have you said your goodbyes? Yeah. This morning we had a nice, lovely morning and I said goodbye. I said tootaloo?

You said to the low That is crazy that I've also that's like it's almost more It's more disturbing you can shit that quick I train on body just to basically save all my shit till it's on the edge of my ass And then it expels it like a garbage chute in a spaceship It like gets there all the packs up in there and then when I need a shit It's like an utter emergency, but when I do shit, it just like It's so stinky Joey's not here

Joey's on a trip with his girlfriend, but then we keep checking the group text and he's just watching the penguin alone Watching the penguin alone? He's just drinking white cloth. He's just abusing her. Watching the penguin. While gaslighting his girl. He's like, she's somewhere, I don't know. That was a good turd though. Oh God.

Stinky little turd. Come on man. You don't like that? I love the tag at the end of you taking a shit, where you're like, and it's stinky. Ha ha ha ha! Vital commentary on a turd. They're extra stinky.

By reality, so out of touch with their fellow Americans, well, it could be because they consume the type of media I'm about to show you now. Here are some about- She's a dominatrix, dude. There's no way. Who were convinced that Donald Trump was toast, that Kamala was going to win and win easily.

In my humble view, lights out, please welcome back. The next president of the United States. Jesus. I can't believe they just did it all over again. Yeah, they ran the same playbook. The minute you showed me that Will.i.am song the day before the election, I was like, he's going to win. Yeah, for sure.

It's just too on the nose. I was so unsure. I was so unsure the entire time. I was so neck and neck in the polls. Yeah. I was like, fuck. Also retaliation against Tony Hinchcliffe, I think, helps solidify their case.

Oh yeah. A bunch of Libs being outraged by that awful joke. But an obvious joke. An obvious joke. Sucked ass. He sucked shit. But people freaking out about that. They were like, you guys suck so bad.

Yeah, there was a lot of liberals that were like, can we not pretend that that's even an issue? Tim Walz's reaction, I was like, who is this joker? This joker. Who's this guy? Who's this fucking loser? Calling a comedian a joker is very funny. Well, Tim, he's a professional joker, actually.

Who's that? That's Sonny Hostin, she's retarded. Oh, actually, I don't think it's Sonny Hostin. She looks like Michael Jackson. That's a retarded woman on the view. I go, oh. Saying it like it's a title. It's Sunny Jackson, she's retarded.

If I was ever on the view, I would bring Birdfeed. And if they were annoying me, I'd pull some out of my bag and just throw it at the front of the table and just watch them just all start to fly. Going on the view with a giant net, like attached to a stick. Welcome out, Devon Kase. Carson just throw the net on I would love to see like like war machine on the view I think there are going to be those Republicans that just vote for Harris. It'll be tied on election day, as always it will.

The polls will be tied and then he'll lose. You call us trash? Oh, oh, oh, Jamie Vance, you just effed up in a way that I've never seen in my political life and I worked for Sarah Palin. I would say take Harris over 270. Well somebody suck me, I'm James Carpenter. I'm a goddamn, I'm a goddamn swamp creation. I'm a damn swamp crustacean.

I'm a raging cajun. I'm the human embodiment of a duck whistle when somebody's hugging. Please suck me. This fucking cartoon character. This is the tug- guy James Carville. He's a tug it guy. You're both Democrats and you're a tug it.

I tug it for Kamala. James Carville sucks ass. You fucking clown. I should be able to tug it whatever bathroom I want. Well here's the thing. Down in New Orleans People like to put a little horse radish or a cocktail sauce on me. Here's a thing, down in New Orleans, people like to put a little horseradish and cocktail

sauce on me and a little lemon. Where they suck his cock? Where they suck my cock? Shuck my cock! I said he's gonna suck it! Shuck my cock! I'm James Carpenter. Shuck my po' boy!

I used to be in a TV show, I was raising a kid named Arnold. I was a kid named Arnold. I was a kid named Arnold. I was a kid named Arnold. I was a kid named Arnold. I was a kid named Arnold. I was a kid' boy. I don't know what else I'll say. I used to be in a TV show. I was raising a kid named Arnold. The kid would go, hey Arnold. The kid had a damn better room than I did

in learning the knowledge. Oh God. Let's buy you bitch. Buy you bitch. Buy you bitch. Fucking loser. These fools and these crypto markets do something, let them drive the betting line into a favorable place and then take advantage of it.

That's what I would do. I think she's gonna win. You wrote Trump is toast. You stand behind that today. Ah, Jesus. I like toast. Let's go back to that. Did you say toast? Did you say toast with jam?

Oh, even more so. I feel the same way that I felt a few weeks ago that Trump is toast. Trump is toast with some jelly, jams, butter possibly, peanut butter too. He's going to have a stroke and be fucking stoked that he smells toast. It's going to be like the best day of his life. He'll be like, oh fuck, oh shit. He goes, oh shit. He asks the doctor, he goes, can you guys

do that thing again to me? Where it smells toast. I thought that was taste peanut butter. They're like, more, sit down, you had a stroke and he goes, how do I do more of those? Can I have a stroke for the rest of my life? I'm talking about retarded white women. Latino!

Gino shit. talking about retarded white women. You have Latino men actually voting more for him. Awful women and Latino men, how dare they think for themselves. By the way, the exit polls show that the majority of married men, unmarried men, and married women voted for Trump. It was the unmarried women who backed Kamala. God, Jesus, shut up. What did that lady back said about that group under Sunny also made some absurd claims about losing her civil rights. Sunny hosting with the way she talks more like Cloudy hosting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all doom and gloom with her. God, losing your rights. Joy may are, I've seen on Fox, couple good jokes about Joy may are more like Joyless Mayhar. That's what they say on Fox. Whoopi Goldberg, more like whoopsie Goldberg. And then on Fox I've seen some other things

they've been saying, some funny stuff. They got Whoopi Goldberg more like stupid black bitch. Ha ha ha ha ha. They got whoopie Goldberg more like stupid black bitch I worry about my children's future why especially my daughter who now why less rights than because I'm fucking her You dumb motherfucker, I love the idea of that being real, that you fucked her. I fucked Sonny Hosten's father. You know, it's very funny,

because this one, where's the view, New York? I don't know. It's got to be New York or LA, right? Yeah. Yeah, so your daughter has the same rights, you're fine. But it's really funny that they're talking shit about uneducated white women, when the only ones who are losing their abortion rights

are the uneducated white women living in like Georgia. Right. And like fucking Texas and shit. Those women they keep lambasting are the ones they're all so concerned about. And they like this shit. They love this. They like it.

Everyone wants to feel like they're oppressed. They don't want to be in the handmaiden's tale. Everybody in life is not, their life doesn't feel valuable or important unless they're living through a revolution constantly Everyone needs to constantly feel like they have a foot on their neck holding them down and they're fighting back But I'm not like I'm not like love Trump for that. I just feel bad for him. They've been gaslit for like fucking 10 years Yeah, it's horrible. You're genuinely sad. Yeah, they are

Sad yeah makes me sad I yeah, it makes me sad. I feel bad for them. Yeah, they have been. With the way they talk. They genuinely believe they're gonna die. And I appreciate that, Jon. With the way they talk. I'm a lib cuck now, dude.

I'm a lib cuck, I'm a lib out. They have been gaslit. We're libbing out, dude. We're libbing out, actually. Me and Connor are libbing out, dude. We're libbing out. Fuck you. They have been gaslit.

Yeah, fuck you, man. And with the way. You're a Nazi. With the way that they talk? You're a fucking Nazi, man, and we're libs. Hey, with the way they talk, you know how many, they must constantly, every day, go And with the way you're not with the way that they talk you're a fucking Nazi man And we're libs hey with the way they talk you know how many they must constantly every day. Is the gas on? Yeah What if I'm really bad at being a liberal and I'm like dude you're fucking faggot Nazi That's kind of how liberals are

Dude you fucking liberals became so racist when they saw the Latino vote. Oh dude I was on black twitter. They're like man fuck Mexicans actually. It's like oh god. They're reporting them trying to get them deported. I know. I saw a tweet that was like do you still get a reward for calling ICE? It's like dude this is a guy, this is a liberal guy.

He wants to report his like Republican neighbor to ice. Yeah The fuck a dog to dog it's a dog sad about Trump he said yeah, it's upset It's a black dude. We're running with the wolves today, dude Yeah Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo song from the hangover dude god philips motherfucker you guys saw movie once yeah I mean no need to see more than once really it's pretty great telling me I think it ruined comedies but it's pretty great first person good comedy in his family to enjoy full civil rights and now I have less civil rights than I had when he told me that you do so again I have more now it than I had when he told me that. You do. So again, I'm profoundly disturbed. They're doing more now.

It'd be funny if like Gestapo walked in and they go, pussy check. Show me your pussy. They're on the train, there's guys walking by, show me your pussy. You are hiding, come of the state. So again, I'm profoundly disturbed. And the perpetually aggrieved ladies of the view also want greater

Censorship they want to curb free speech. I didn't know sky was so fucking concerned. Oh, they're crazy These are the secret Republicans that have to pretend that they're they don't speak up the whole she's stoked regard to the rogue They had to MSNBC's joy read who is always having a normal one here She claims that Florida is a fascist state. It's a pure project 2025 in miniature and that kind of extreme sort of extreme. I thought Cisco died. I go to Florida.

They go, shouldn't you be defending Wakanda right now? What are you doing here? You know, people did. They were just sick of Wakanda politics with this bullshit, with like Kamala and the whole. Yeah. Yes, she can. All that. It's like it was I was I yeah, yes she can all that it's like It was I was I said fuck it's it's the same thing You know you said it, but it's like you know even like liberals you're living in liberal cities

And you're like a lifelong liberal you're like yeah, but it's still like I'm playing I'm playing hopscotch around human shit every day and this place is a grocery store and a Listerine is behind bars Armguards everywhere you just go. I don't know maybe a red tie would fix that you know it's really it's just Yeah, this place is a grocery store and a Listerine is behind bars arm guards everywhere You just go I don't know maybe a red tie would fix that You know, it's really it's just I keep thinking this is really funny These people are like dude like Nazi Germany Berlin in 1939 and then like Mussolini's Italy in Tampa, Florida Say Disney Resort. Fuck.

Fuck. It's crazy. Oh dear, and if you're in the habit of consuming media like that, then you may react like this when Donald Trump has a landslide victory. I see that mural. I have rates tomorrow. I see that mural I feel so bad for she genuinely The beginning of Skyrim, it's like hoping you rise just in the back of a carriage.

What is going on? Waking up a slave is so funny too. It's like there was no process to it. She just woke up a slave. It'd be better than going through the process of taken as a slave. I'd rather wake up a slave than go through the full process. At least you missed the fucking boat trip.

You might convince yourself that your prior life was a dream if you woke up a slave. Imagine telling all the other slaves you woke up a slave and they're like, so you weren't chained to that ship? No, I just, I just, I'm just here. I just woke up a slave and they're like, fucking comfy ass bitch. I was poor woman. I'm gonna wake up a slave. Oh my god.

It is tragic. These people have a mental breakdown. Anyone else helping them out down? I don't know how to do this. Right now I'm just not, I can't deal with this right now. Why are they playing the Twin Peaks soundtrack? I am 48 years old and I have never experienced anything like this. I never thought I would in this country.

You know what I'm frustrated about right now is like- 2016 was way worse! How did they never experience anything like this? Yeah, I don't know. I'm just really fresh right now because it's like, it's already back to that like, well, it's already back to that thank you. And no, it's badge of honor actually. You're a lib cuck. Thank you.

We're lib cucks now. We're lib cucks. We're drinking on lib tears right now. Good. Plus versus you, dude. Good, it's pretty good stuff, isn't it? You're done. Fucking faggot Nazi, dude.

You're done. You're done. January 20th, 20 minutes after he walks off stage. You'll be a fucking you'll be a fucking Mix slave you'd be harvesting my potatoes. You won't be able to have any What were you gonna say, oh it's not even like a funny take. It's just like, it's just. Of course. Of course.

Why would a lip-gug be funny? Republicans are getting better at humor, and it's making the left nervous. It's making the left nervous. They are though, that's true. It actually happens. It's true. We all just became Nick DePaulo, you know?

It's pretty crazy. Yeah. We thought he was so insane when he was going nuts, you know, that's just like Died Like remove the picture No justice no peace and black people crying and sniffing the pop up doing this. I'm really flipping off the cover. It's the funniest cover I've ever seen. What was the name of this picture?

BLM cover. There it is. Breath of fresh air. That's it. Oh, that's so fucking sick. BLM cover Well not so you keep interrupting me, so. No, it's just that I just don't wanna go back to that conversationally with people who are upset where you can't have a nuance take. We're talking about people who are being rational about it, but it's like there's people out there. I was in a couple conversations last night

where I'm speaking objectively about why she lost, and they interpret that as I voted for Trump. I literally voted for Kamala breaking it down talking about it But I'm like, yeah, she sucked and also it's just frustrating. I'm like, didn't we all hate her at guts? Yes, she was the for being like the most evil mass prosecutor ever and like a objectively a villain incredibly unlikable person We didn't want her she just got it by like proxy line as people Trump is the same offstage and on So at least that he's not like see-through, you know?

And he like lies, but we like know it's like a lie. We're sick of decorum liars. The whole, that whole like, the whole thing where they just say all the right things and put on this like actor face. We know that now, we're done with that. So like we don't know who she is she's like she's creepy also no one wanted her just fucking

happened so it's like yeah of course she lost were you telling me she's a fucking alcoholic who's telling me that I think she's a drunk she's a huge drunk apparently really yeah I just like her actually I saw it in a dream no the no you were telling me that right or was it man I've heard a lot of stories that she's a, she seems like she needs to take a couple Xanax and have a glass of a Rose before she hits the freeway. They had this whole, I thought. She seems like that type, like your catatonic ant

that's like, like at Thanksgiving, like, I don't know. And then you go pop a couple Xanax. The big wine glass. Give her the giant wine glass and she can finally function. Yeah. I was at a bar last night and I was like overhearing, I felt like I was in a time warp. I was like, other tables.

I was hearing sound bites. I've been like, well, straight white men. And I was like, oh fuck, we're back to straight white men. Straight white men, yeah. God damn it. But they're right. We're taking over. I mean like...

Yeah, it's devastating. Seventy- four percent of white men voted for Trump. If white men were the ones allowed to vote, it'd be red every fucking year. Well, probably. That is, yeah. But like, you know. We should... But we don't care. But also bottom line is they just, they don't want democracy.

They don't want, they don't want like half the country to vote They hate they hate the middle of the they hate all these red states. Yeah, they they don't respect their opinion They genuinely don't think they should be given the right to vote Right. I mean, I mean, yeah, no, no, that's a the whole like the college is kind of silly but I mean he won the popular vote this time but the thing is is like You know, there are a lot of countries that kind of do that or it's like only one I'm not for it or anything, but I'm just saying like Switzerland and stuff they just go I mean there are a lot of throughout history like in Kenya when Kenya would

Decolonize the only people who have power in Kenya to this day are the people who fought the most during the revolution There's a certain tribe. So like if it's hard to get a governmental job, it's like, okay, the people bleed and I, you know, whatever. Whatever, whatever. Don't let me go down this road, dude. I had a fucking stinker of a set last night that felt like- Oh yeah, tell us about this. Oh right, you got, yeah, cause they sensed.

It felt like I did a set in 2016. I was like, yeah, I walked on stage, only white guy in the show, instantly vibe shift. Where I was like, no, they hate me. I followed a cool in 2016. I was like, yeah, I walked on stage, only white guy on the show, instantly vibe shift. Where I was like, no, they hate me. I followed a cool black guy, he was funny. But like, he did well. The show wasn't great, but he did well. And I went on stage and I was like,

give it up for Devontre. And they were like, no, because you said it. Like they wouldn't even clap for the guy who just did well. They didn't like that you said his name. Yeah. They were like, it's racist to say black people's names. Yeah, and then I was just like, hello, how are we feeling?

Pure silence. And I go, damn, all right, the vibe in here is weird. How are you guys feeling about the election? And they were like, bad. And I was like, yeah, me too. Unless you feel good about it, because then I also feel good about it. That's actually really fucking funny.

Which I think is very funny. And it got nothing. And I was like, I'm kidding. I voted for Kamala. Unless you guys voted for Trump, then I voted for Trump. Whatever you guys want, I'll be whatever you guys want me to be right now. I'm trying to get set.

I can tell you guys hate me. Gravelly Conner is really funny. Holy shit, dude, I just bombed so hard and I did my Biden joke about how we should be able to hunt Joe Biden. And I didn't realize the political connotation of that. Like I, I just mean objectively as a president, I do think that like once the president is done with his

term, we should kill him. It's nonpartisan. It's a nonpartisan job. It's not partisan. I just think we should hunt the president. And I think hunting Joe Biden is so fun. You could have got back at them and said, Hey, you know what?

I know I sucked ass tonight. Why don't you guys drop my set on Palestine? I Dude, I truly have a bomb like that in years though. It was just 10 minutes. It was political and it may be a sign of things to come. I was 10 minutes of pure silence. You might only be able to do stand up in front of

My own crowd. Our own crowd. Yeah. Might be over. Dude, just flop sweat like I'm fucking. I was sweating like earthquake. Like I like truly had beads. This went my eyebrow.

Like I was getting my eyes and I was like stuttering words. The four years after 2016, when I was doing it was like awful. You could have the real, you know, it was just like, what even is the point of this? Like I had a joke where I used to call coffee black and people would tighten up and then not laugh at the rest of the joke. I go, I didn't even know coffee was black

and just saying black, people are like, wow, okay. Would you do the black? Black. It was so. I go, I didn't even know coffee was a negro. And I'd be confused why I'm doing badly. I should do that joke where it's a guy nervously ordering at a bar and he's like,

I'll take a Modelo African-american, please Yeah, it was just funny though because I was doing all that new material I have which I don't know if it's good yet because I've done it in front of our crowd does great. Yeah, that one showing you killed. Yeah, it's like it's been like 30 like 70 though success rate and last night. I was like holy Like they just hated me so much. I'm doing all the jokes. I'll the jokes about like the the pedophile hunters Yeah, and it almost felt like I was I was telling the crowd. I'm a pedophile right like that was the vibe Yeah, I'm like I'm simply reporting what I see online and you guys are acting like I'm a pedophile

It's crazy that this is in fucking Long Beach. Long Beach was an older crowd. It was an entire, it was older crowd. Gen X. I don't think any of them are like online people whatsoever. So they didn't know what I was talking about. It's not the prettiest of like source material.

And you look, I mean look at you. Yeah, and then I just doubled down and I did the China joke. That's awesome. That's great. I was just like, well this is not gonna get any better. And also, it's very funny for me in that position because I'm like, dude, I am.

Fucking chill, dude. All right? I was like, I have nothing to pivot to. Fucking Nazi, beer Nazi. I just can't believe how much you drink so fast. I drink beer, dude. Nice. Yeah.

I used to, I mean, yeah, I don't know, when Trump won, it was. I had nothing to pivot to. That was the funny thing in my head. I was like, they don't like this shit. And I was like, I could do the 9 I yeah, I don't know the trouble that when the Trump line I've done that a pivot to that was the funny thing in my head I was like they don't like this shit and I was like I could do the 9-eleven joke I do even like jokes and you would make fun of Trump I remember that like I had a whole joke about Trump where it was like Like it is cool that we have a president the first president that will sincerely apologize to the country for his wife aging

Yeah, there's a first lady getting older and saying like we're to build a wall under her tits to keep them up. Like whatever. People still, maybe it's just a shitty joke, but it, I like it would work in front of like Latinos and black people. Yeah. Shit Latinos. Apparently they're all Latinos now too. I, this is like the funny thing. Every year. Yeah. Man. That rattled me though. You're you're bothered by it. I was like shook last night. Like I was on stage like, oh my God,

this hasn't happened in so long. I mean, how often are you getting up? Not nearly enough. Oh, okay. It's rare. It's all about those reps, Connor. It's all about the reps. Get the reps in, lib cuck.

But you say. You're gonna need it. Full on tank of a set. Be my mixed slave soon. Just take care of me. I'm gonna wing the long tank of a set. Be my mixed slave soon. Just take care of me. I'm gonna wing up a slave. He's gonna fuck you like Ben Franklin, dude. Like Ben Franklin?

Fucked his slaves. Thomas Jefferson. Oh, Ben Franklin did it, dude. Ben Franklin probably fucked a few slaves. Yeah, probably. Give me that shit. You said there's a very famous reference you could have done.

I don't know, dude. My brain's broken. If you didn't fuck a slave back in those days, you were like, Luke Corny, You're a good guy. You were like how Bobby Bacala didn't have a goomar. They were like, what a queer.

I love the music playing. This poor lady can be a slave. It's the same poor people. She's just like. Oh my God. She's just gonna be like... She's a total dominatrix. Oh, this is my favorite guy. This big boy.

It's not sincere. The lip tears are not sincere this time around. I want real pain. It's crocodile tears. Crocodile tears. Especially a guy like this, he's just begging for they then pussy. You know what I mean? Please give me some pussy, please this guy's no he did he voted for Trump Did this video

Oh, he's joking Thanks Queen next video is I suspect it could be real it's hard to tell nowadays Queen. That's Twitch for you. satire. What the hell? You cannot be serious. Of course. It's a sex. I wake up to this garbage is my president. That's what I see. What did I see? Say in history of mass. Wait, rewind it. That mobilized to protect one another in times of fascism and authoritarianism.

And this is the. What is the fascism that they speak of with them? So somebody like. Cause I was in London and they have kind of fascist roles and it was clean, I liked it. People are retarded. I'm in favor of fascist, I'm a fascist. We know.

We know dude. We know dude. And you're a lib cuck, I know you want freedom. Yeah you just. We are lib cucks. Freedom to shit anywhere you want. Yeah we are lib cucks now. Love him in with me now. You're a lib cuck. I know you want freedom. Yeah, you are lib cuck freedom to shit With me now you're lib cuck Sorry, I'm a fascist. Mm-hmm. I like rules Here's the thing that really really fucking pisses me off is they keep going back to fascism which like what is this at this point?

We've seen if I mean like the last fascist country was like 40 years ago like South America. What are the fuck? It's a new thing It's gonna be a new thing and they're gonna have a word for it in like 50 years that it's it's not fascism fascism is it's We're not nationalistic enough to be like it's it's it's stupid. It's dumb. They just get some It's fucking stupid. I don't know fuck you Just giving me nothing just give me fucking nothing it's it's This it's not fascism. It is gonna be a new thing this thing. I think they're projecting when they say they're pretty fascist

It is kind of a projection But at the same time we are all at regardless of your Democrat or Republican your authoritarian, right? If you if you make if you make it Show us if you're Democrat or Republican, your authoritarian right. If you make it uncomfortable, make people feel like they literally can't say that they voted for the other guy, then you would like, you'll cut them out of your family

and your life, that's fascist. Well, Democrats and Republicans are fascists in their own little special ways. We live in a, and it's not even full fascism. If we live in our full fascism, we wouldn't be able to walk down the street without getting checkpoints everywhere, and there'd be the military boot on our neck every two fucking Seconds if we were getting executed the most fascist things the mass deportation which is logistically impossible

There is no way you're gonna move 12 million people out of this fucking country It's not gonna happen isn't he just gonna like make it so they're not at the fucking Police stations anymore like all the videos of like them in New York getting free food. He's gonna deport criminals, that's what he's gonna do. He's gonna deport criminals, he's gonna move immigration, he's gonna move citizen status from like cartel members. Cause here's the dirty little secret. And that's bad?

Yes, no, no, bad, no, it's good. Here's the dirty little secret. No, it's bad. About America and a lot of first world countries. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad actually.

Fuck you Connor. Here's the deal bro. Okay, DePaulo. If you move here. Here I am protesting, you flipped me off. You're off the show, libcock. If you move here and you have a lot of money, you can become a citizen very easily.

If you buy property here, if you move here and you are a PhD or you have a lot of money, you can become a citizen Very fucking easily. So like he's probably just gonna move citizenship status Citizenship status from like fucking carton mills and shit who had like millions dollars and buy like vias in Texas and stuff Dad fun moment. My brother called me after Trump. Yeah, like how you feel about Trump? No, I was like not great. He goes dudes fucked up. And I really yeah. Yeah. Really my brother's a big lib also

not great. And he goes, dude, it's fucked up. And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? My brother's a big lib also. And he goes, you know, I heard, I was like, what'd you hear? He goes, I heard he's gonna free Diddy. To like sincerely. Like he was like, I was like, why would he free Diddy? And he goes, why wouldn't he? And I was like, fair point actually.

That's actually a really good point. I love Dylan. Dylan's like, he's gonna free Diddy. What was the first thing he did in office, his free Danny? That's his first executive order, his free Danny. Freak office are legal. It seemed like a fun time. You guys see the Jews, there's the Palestinians and the Jews in Amsterdam fighting. So yeah, no, so

The Tel Aviv soccer team was in Amsterdam and Maccabees Maccabees and they were Like they were all like I think before the game they were like pulling down Palestinian flags and stuff Do you remember the Mel Gibson freak out? Over the script it was the Maccabees script That's all I can think about is that's what Mel Gibson was screaming. He goes.. It was the Maccabees script. That's all I can think about is that's what Mel Gibson was screaming. He goes, where my fucking Maccabees? What does that mean? It's a it's like a historic Jewish army, which is very funny too. There's like backgrounds that they can't stop

militarizing everything culturally. It's not Israelis. So this is them pulling out Palestinian flags like before the game, I think. So then, and they're chanting anti-Arab stuff or whatever, like use deodorant, no. Pfft. Both of them are stinky. And they are stinky. But so Maccabee Tel Aviv hooligans arrived in Amsterdam causing trouble vandalizing cars and beating taxi drivers some of whom were IDF

The government doesn't I don't understand that okay, so there are IDF soldiers that flew to Amsterdam that they got uppity in Amsterdam Not realizing there's a massive Arab population in Amsterdam right they were chanting like as they were going down these escalators, they were chanting, There are, there are, there are no more schools in Gaza because there are no more children. Yeah. Like proudly, and you know that upset. Yeah, that's evil. That upset a lot of people, and then at the game Gaza's a cemetery, Burning the Palestinian flag. Yeah. Yeah. So then, they took to the streets afterwards.

But this is classic soccer fans fighting. This is pretty intense classic soccer fans fighting That's crazy pretty intense and then and then the festivities began Parts of a longer song mentioning there are no schools in Gaza because there are no children left Let the IDF win to fuck the Arabs. There are no schools in Gaza because there are no children left. Let the IDF win to fuck the Arabs. There are no schools in Gaza because there are no children left. Something bad's about to happen. That's one of the most evil things I've ever heard. That's crazy.

It is crazy. It is crazy. It's very poetic to watch a bunch of Jews chant that as they get on a train. In Amsterdam. As they take the escalator down to a train. Yeah. In Amsterdam. In Amsterdam. I mean, I don't know if there's enough documentation of it,

but I don't think the Nazis were stunting on the Jews after killing them, were they? Like they were just very like, no. Authoritative about it. They didn't have as much extraversion. It's weird. It's like. From what I understand, the SS just let it thought they're subhuman

So I don't think like Nazis were killing Jews than being like boom That's what I'm saying Sucks to suck Like I don't think they're doing Layer of evil well these Zionists. They're not normal Jews. Zionists, Jews are just Jews, they're great. Zionists are a different type of Jew that like in the Holocaust was like getting thrown into the camps and getting thrown into the trains

and they were like, all right, take it easy, but I'd like the cut of your jib. I'm trying to help you. Zionists were taking notes on the fucking train. Zionists were in the back taking notes, like, okay. So we separate the men and the women, okay. Interesting. Alright, if we start early, kill the children, then they don't grow. Well, Jews have this massive chip on their shoulder because they got owned so hard in World War II.

But it's crazy that they're just taking it out on Arabs instead of like white people. Yeah, so then now they're... What the fuck is going on? I'd be pretty sick if Israel just attacked Germany. They should! If anyone should get attacked, they should fucking Germany! Everyone would be like, fair. I love when they don't have a shared language, so when they insult each other, it's in English. It's great. It's the lingua franca for fucking people up.

Who is this wizard guy? Is he in a Ukrainian robe? What is that? Is he in a Ukrainian robe? Is that Israeli? I think he's just got a snuggie on dude. He's flipping off Madame Tussauds Fuck you Palestine. That looks really startling, similar to a right evil, by the way. It looks like they're causing a lot of trouble. Yeah, it looks like they're causing a lot of trouble. Seemed like they were causing a bit of trouble because then afterwards they were being hunted in the streets We could then now cut smash cut it is mash cut it is pretty

Oh fuck yeah, let's go dude. Sorry. I can't I can't I can't I can't well you can't what I can't gloat I Want to see it? I heard it. This is for the children and I got excited Just one of many videos they were just running through the streets beating the shit out of Zionists That's fucking awesome really the game and shit and they said that awesome. I mean, it's like who knows what if those Zionists weren't saying? The. That were leaving the game and shit. And they said. It's not that awesome. I mean, it's like, who knows? What if those Zionists weren't saying the stuff? What if they were just there to watch a nice game? No.

Nah, that's awesome. It's cool actually. But I mean, people online, you know, the Barry Weisses, they were comparing it to Kristallnacht. Yeah, I kept calling it a progrom. A progrom, the night of the, what is that, the night of the shattered glass. The night of the shattered glass.

Which really upset Jews because they had to call safe light and spend a fortune on windows Netanyahu sent a bunch of evacuation planes to fucking Amsterdam they look like total bitches The video keeps automatically playing. Yeah, let's watch, let's like, let's. I want to see more of them getting their asses pulled by a Kurdish kebab man. Amsterdam Israelis beaten.

No. This is on BBC, the big black cock network. That's funny. That's a joke of mine. As a matter of fact. See, a big black cock network. Big black cock news reporting on the CCP, the Chinese child porn network. My ass is killing me.

Even I asked Amsterdam, Israel said that Israeli supporters. What's going on? Okay, how is this my tech fault? Why does it do this when I go over to the full screen? Why is I, why can't I not? We all know. Is that Otter tech? Yeah. What did I do?

I didn't fucking do a thing. Here's what you need Devin. I'm gonna pause you real quick. You need to start exiting out of tabs when you're done with them because there's a lot of thing or your rant This is using a lot of RAM. It's probably why the videos not has nothing to do with that. But also what's the point? What's never owned a laptop? What's the point of keeping tabs open so I could go back to visit? Why would you go back to them? We're done that often. we don't we do we do we go back to tabs I we leave something in the middle go to a new thing then we go back. You have no clue. What's even happening

You just sit there drinking your beers and talking shit Beautifully and I love I love you no matter how many dumps you take throughout an episode. I love you I was a quick. It was a one-minute shit dude. It's fair. I was in and out Yeah, I was like gone already. I was shit in 60 seconds Yeah, they had to send planes to go get these you losers Fucking softest baby shit you losers go over there acting tough. I Mean some IDF some of them look pretty big. My buddy was in the, so airborne, US Army Airborne School is the Ipsos facto airborne school

for every Western country. So if you want to learn how to jump out of a plane, you have to come to us to learn how to jump out of a plane. So every country that is our ally has to come here and train here to learn how to parachute and stuff. My buddy was going to the Airborne School and he said the IDF paratroopers, which are like their top guys,

the Airborne troops and the IDF, they couldn't pass the basic physical fitness test at the Airborne School. And all they did the entire time was brag about groping 12-year-old Palestinian girls at Roblox and shit. And everybody just like hated them. They suck ass. It's a conscript army. They're a bunch of fucking pussies. We got like fucking gaslit because of Moss sod and all that crazy stuff because they did They just were willing to kill children in the 70s. It's stupid. It's a country full of fucking retards Nailed it Incident as they left the ground ten people are reported injured I don't like this. If these were the football fans chanting there's no more schools in Gaza because there's no

more kids. Fair. Fair game. I just don't like this in Amsterdam. It's crazy how full circle all this comes, you know, back in Amsterdam. They're not smoking weed. They're not in the red light district. They're not up in an attic.

It's not the modern Amsterdam we know. It's not like in Bruges. That's in Belgium. That same shit. I just why is why is the Europe the battleground for them? That was sick. But dog is wailing wailing. Well, how do they use an election night? There's a Muslims need to like chill out. Yeah. Yeah, she was a Muslim No, I'd be like both you can y'all fucking chill yeah

We should we should tell me listen They go. Yeah, you're right. My bad Yeah, they should as you say between Maccabi Tel Aviv and Ajax last night in the Europa League And it seems that there were scenes of real violence that took place after the match These as ever with these things on social media you need to be a little careful But it's quite clear that there were people who were beaten I've seen videos of one man who was beaten unconscious somebody hiding in a doorway there's even another video and again I should say all of these we need to be a little careful on but of somebody who is in a

canal this is all because soccer is so fucking boring Palestine and these scenes have been condemned not just by the Israeli government but also by the Dutch government described as horrific anti-Semitic events. The president here, Israel Herzog, also, Isaac Herzog I should say, sorry, said that they were a pogrom. Ugh, not enough footage. Not enough footage.

Need more footage of the violence. All right, now let's come through the middle. Came here for violence. Show me the violence. Wanna get flagged? I mean mean it's on the news. Oh, that's what happened with the 7-eleven thing last time After what officials described as anti-semitic attacks on Israeli soccer fans overnight in Amsterdam Israel was sending commercial clients to the Netherlands on Friday. They're chanting about no schools because there's no kids. It's not anti-Semitic anymore.

Yeah, it's a response. You're just beating the shit out of the worst people of all time. Yeah. Cheering for dead children. That's what I would think, but you know. Mayor of Amsterdam, Femke Halsimmer, says she is furious and described Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters being attacked by anti-Semitic hit-and-run squads who evaded police across the city.

Freedom fighters who dealt back into the shadows after doing really cool shit. Do you have someone in Palestine getting bombed and being like, these fucking Jews? And someone's like, it's pretty antispenic of you, it's like insane. Also, it's not a fucking race. Dude, if someone's bombing you, you can say whatever the fuck you want. That's what one would think. Yeah Dude if I was if I took a trip to Amsterdam I just want to have a croissant in the morning and a coffee at these faggots were out there complaining I'll fucking dad be so fucking pissed. He really

Like I'd be I would fucking god I know I would fucking die. I know. How annoying would that be? I would think there's a union issue with the cab drivers. Yeah. What is going on? Just get back in the cab!

Am I in an Uber in Los Angeles all of a sudden? I'd be sipping my espresso like, what is this fucking cab driver civil war? No. No. No. No. No.

Yeah, this looks like you don't mess with the Zohan out here, actually. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's like it's such a heavy subject matter that it is a light-hearted Adam Sandler comedy. Yeah Pretty insane movie actually because without the internet without like Twitter and stuff that was all like under the radar Yeah, what was really going on? Yeah, you had to be in the know. He's an Israeli assassin Adam Sandler got ripped for the first time ever in his life to play Doesn't he like take rocks away from little Palestinian kids like throwing and like slap them in the chest? It's so funny I didn't know that, I forgot about that Yeah It's an ugly language

Some of them probably go to the hospital, I don't know if they 100 show information if they go to the hospital I didn't know he spoke English, dude Police said 62 suspects were detained after the game as pro-Palestinian demonstrators tried to reach the Johan Cruyff arena, even though the city had forbidden a protest there. Some footage also showed Makabe Tel Aviv supporters chanting anti-Arab slogans before Thursday evening's match. Earlier in the day hundreds of Makabe fans gathered at a shoot of their match with Ajax

Amsterdam, traditionally identified as a Jewish club. Earlier in the day, hundreds of Maccabi fans What is that?... That's them chanting. Some fans were heard singing Let the IDF Win and directing swear words at Arabs. Demonstrations have now been banned through the weekend, and police have been given emergency stop and search powers in response to the unrest. Security measures were already increased in the capital, as hundreds gathered on Thursday to remember Kristallnacht, the Nazi pogrom against Jews across Germany in November 1938. Anti-Semitic incidents have surged in the Netherlands since as well as in the United

States assault. Antisemitic incidents have surged in the Netherlands since forgive me. I don't know a program program is one day It's like a it's like a mass lynching So like it would go in the city and you get gather up like 50 Jews and kill them Yeah, so like Chris Lanoc was a big one And it's it's I don't think it's I think it's more like citizens versus citizens as opposed to a military versus Group so a program is more like just like an independent a mass lynching. I. It's an idea. It's a DIY. It's like a DIY. It's like a DIY holocaust. Yeah. Well, you know. You gotta stop humming me buffers.

Yeah, you gotta get the boys up. Get the group text going. Yeah. What are we doing? What's the move tonight Yo slide through the problem question mark pogrom tonight slot yo come through I can be down Come through to the pogrom and then another guy goes bet bet Say less Well, it's all bad and that's all because of Donald J Trump. Thank you. That's right fascist. Thank you you Nazi pig You think he'll somehow like like you think he'll just he'll he'll he'll keep he'll make it

He'll he'll keep bombing he'll keep sending money to Israel No, or do you think he'll try and like maneuver a thing where he's like no, I'm totally on you guys's side But I just don't I think he's gonna do War that's what he's gonna do. It's gonna be like we can'm totally on you guys' side, but I just don't want war. I think he's gonna do, that's what he's gonna do. It's gonna be like, we can't keep sending you guys money anymore. We'll send you the baseline amount of money we'll send you. We're not gonna send you missile money anymore.

Because he said the whole thing about, he sounded like insane about it all too. Wasn't like Tim Walz really big on an expansion for funding for Israel too? Yeah, they were all, they never said a single thing anyone wanted to hear. It's insane. Besides Jews, besides the Zionists.

But Trump did say. So they got the Jewish vote, which is huge in this country. Yeah, Trump was also saying, you know, we're gonna bomb Iran's nuclear sites and shit. I don't think he could, I mean, he hates Iran, but I don't think he hates Palestinians. Do you think Iran actually tried to kill him?

Yeah. But what they're saying tried to kill him? Yeah. But what they're saying is that made up? They had pictures of the weapons and shit and I was like, how are they gonna do that with that? It was like an automatic shotgun and like a rifle. Couldn't they just be feeding him that information to make him go after Iran and that's not even true? I think he might get killed.

Trump? He's been, I'm shocked that he's not dancing on her grave. I think he might get killed. Trump? Yeah. He's been, I'm shocked that he's not dancing on her grave. Like it's kind of, it's crazy. I'm like, yesterday I was like, is Donald Trump handling his win with class? What the hell is happening right now? He's talking about giving a,

having an independent government organization directed towards CIA oversight to make sure they aren't spying on their own citizens and aren't like that's like shit where I'm like oh he's gonna get iced yeah like Patriot Act shit he wants to he wants to put a Patriot Act for the CIA right that's crazy you'll get killed for doing that yeah one can help. Crazy times. Hey, that's the president like buddy. It's true.

Ever since I saw Meet the Fockers, I call it the CLIA. The central lack of intelligence agents. Very good. John's got tits, can you milk him? Focker, Focker? Army hammers drinking my titty milk Did you guys want to do anything else Let's go in we could look at some crazy stuff in the internet we do that with patreon we'll do for patreon buddy We could also keep looking at you get too excited, dude

Let's end it when it I love you guys at home. I just you know what? We all love you We just I just know when something's at a natural end and you like to keep it going and stop won't stop recording. Yeah you like to This whole episode is like an edging and then we busted and then you want to for some reason keep beating What do you think the moment in the episode was we busted When did we bust that nut and then when did we keep sucking look we bust the nut when Devin stops the video and goes well

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Yeah, remember Pearl Harbor. Yeah, come out. You fucked up not coming last time. Yeah, it was very fucking funny. We all hung out afterwards. We all went and got, you know. Went to the Saddle Ranch. I popped my pussy on the mechanical bull. I rode the bull. Yeah.

I was sober the whole night. These drunk whores kept riding it. And one of the things about my sobriety is I love, I just need to ride that bull. Yeah. Urban cowboy. That's your new vice. I wanted to. A guy need to ride that bull. Yeah, that's your vice. Urban cowboy. That's your new vice. I wanted to-

A guy getting addicted to the bull. I wanna make a sketch about a guy who's addicted to the bull at Saddle Ranch and he's pissed off all these hot, drunk women keep riding it. And he's pushing past them and he's like, get out of here! And he just keeps getting rid of them.

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One of the guys at the front was like, Okay, no need for the attitude. I didn't have an attitude. What did you do? One of us, somebody, not me. Somebody for the attitude. I didn't have an attitude. What'd you do? One of us, somebody, not me. Somebody, not me. I was looking at somebody. I was worried because one of our guys had a gun

and there were wandering guys at the front and I turned around and went, oh shit, hey homeboy, do you have your gun? And he went, no, I put it away. So I was like, okay, good. So I was a little nervous. I didn't have an attitude. I'm always on my best behavior.

Maybe it was Joey or somebody that was with us. They were like, no need for the attitude. It's probably Joey. Maybe. I'm very polite. He cops an attitude the store quite a bit Also, we had such a big group of people I remember I looked at Ben at one point I said there's nothing stopping us from raping everyone I was like, we have a gang, we have a mob of people. We rape everyone in here. We do a comedy story. That's not Lib of you, man.

I'm really bad at big, I'm a new Lib Cuck. Yeah, we do a comedy story. Sorry, I'm learning. We do a comedy story pogrom. That's what I wanna do. The night of the broken hacks. All right folks, we love you. See you guys.

Have a good one. Goodbye.