Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Live, Laugh, Love Lex Fridman

Episode Date: January 29, 2024

We break down the media career of MIT computer scientist/celebrity podcaster Lex Fridman and then watch comedian Mojo Brooks expose a white lady that bombed opening for him and lied about the experience https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Lex Friedman probably is a virgin, honestly. Actually, all the comments kind of started to get me to think, like, oh, does he talk about being a virgin on a podcast?

Because they were all like so either it's the like the most it's like such a consistent goof and homeless cats do this all the time so it probably is that

you could talk oh sure yeah no I was like maybe he just is he's fucking grad student pussy I don't know really much about him

I've just seen like clips and stuff he's in my opinion I believe him to be a... The smartest man alive. I think he's that, but he's being used. I think he's like a Russian agent or a CIA guy or something. I just don't understand anybody that, like,

you're like a scientist from MIT, and you have a podcast where you sell athletic greens in between a Bobby Lee interview. I don't really quite get that. And every day you post on Twitter, love is love and hate is hate. He's casting a wide net, though. That's a lot of money.

I was also thinking about this the other day. Sweet Yarmules, who made the sign, just built the most beautiful chessboard in the world. I crushed him for it. He gave me a chessboard. Then his friend is the best tailor in Santa Monica. I've mentioned him. Seth the tailor on Instagram, I think. But then after I realized these guys are the best tailor in Santa Monica I've mentioned him Seth the tailor on Instagram I think but then like after like I realized

these guys are the best in the world at their craft they're like hey do you want to do a podcast too? like be on our pod and I was like why the fuck like you're above this guys you don't need to be doing it it's fun though

they just want to have fun that's why Lex is doing it that's what I'm saying oh I see it's like when a musician wants to be a comedian or vice versa. That's his main thing.

His main thing is podcasting now and asking Theo Vaughn about what sets people off. What makes humans tick? He goes, you know, we had a guy back in my town who got set off by a lot of things.

Yeah, Theo Vaughn's like, well, I don't know, I was hanging out with a catfish named Wilfred. He used to walk around high. And you're like, wow, really? Thank God this MIT scientist is doing this, you know, curing cancer. We had a guy who had no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no arms, and not much really bothered him, though.

Think about that, man. Think about that. Like, you got me thinking, like, that's how I want to be, you know? A guy with no arms, no legs, no mouth, no nose. I like Theo Vaughn. Yeah, he's funny. There's something up with Lex. There's something up with him.

I agree. Well, I think he probably has Asperger's. I don't know if he talks about it because I never – I listened to a couple of Chess – he does very good Chess interviews. He's had know if he talks about it because I never... I listened to a couple of chess... He does very good chess interviews. He's had like Magnus Carlsen and Hikaru. He does a lot of good interviews with smart people. Yeah.

I give him that. But he seems like he's a little bit autistic or something. He was raised in the Soviet Union. And like culturally, like Russians don't like smile. They're very like stolid people. I think we're just kind of like weirded out by shit. All right. Here, listen.

This is why there's something up with this fuck. Because he responds to Elon Musk all the time on Twitter, and let's just go to his Twitter. Let's check it out. Let's check out Lex. By the way, he blocks anybody that makes a mild joke about him. You don't want to bring it up on the screen? No, it's funny to read.

Okay. Okay, this is just out of nowhere. I don't really know what this is. I've been feeling a lot of heaviness in my heart. Friends have asked me to explain why exactly and when I do. Why is he a native American? He's like a Russian native or something. I always seem to fall short.

For me, it's seeing hate, cruelty, and death in the wars in Ukraine and Middle East. It's being attacked online more and more. It's constantly falling short from being the kind of man I want to be. It's the frequent reminder that life ends too quickly. falling short from being the kind of man I want to be. It's the frequent reminder that life ends too quickly. I know that a lot of people are struggling too and are also not always able to find the words that fully capture

why. I just want to say that we're in it together. I love you all. Heart. What is the point? This is my favorite thing that's happened for a long time because then I saw this. It went like on the homeless cats got a hold of it and all of the comments under that are like, it's just guys going like,

Lex, please just try having sex with a woman once. They go like, I swear to God, you will feel better, Lex. You will feel better. Just try it once. And then there's like a bunch of heart emojis. He's like, please, Lex, just do it. He literally, he tweets, like Elon Musk will say something and then he'll go like, everything is everything. That first thing you know was so funny because it's like it almost

sounds like he's like the war in the middle east has got reminding got me reminded of how much i get dunked on online it's like yeah i don't even know the pair you're not drawing a single parallel it sounds like you're trying to make a point no it's i've said it before but he's he's like he gives uh the same wisdom as rodney King. And he went to MIT. It's like, can we all just get along, baby? But it's just a Russian guy in a suit in a dark room and we all go, whoa, that's brilliant, I guess. I'm on to you, Lex. I'm on to you! And who knows about

your dealings with Jeffrey Epstein? I've heard... Did they hang out? They something connected. Look into it. Could be a lie. But I don't know. We're running with it here on the Hey Watch Pod.

Let's go through his tweets. Let's go through this bullshit. When stuff breaks is when I appreciate it most. So here I am sitting on slow hotel Wi-Fi thinking about how grateful I am for fast Wi-Fi. Oh, come on. Sideways laughing emoji. Like he's fucking like a kid that just got out of school in Harlem. Why are you tweeting

like this, asshole? I had to wait 30 seconds for the chance to type this. Heart. Fuck you. How about that? I hope you die. How about that? Fuck you and your weird men in black suit and your dark room and your interviews with people that it's like, I'm, you're just, I don't get it.

Oh, a Beethoven quote. Amazing tweet. Give him 11,000 likes, folks. That's it. Give him 11,000 likes. He said it. What? I hate people on Twitter farming.

He's a farmer. He's a Twitter farmer. No, he's just, he knows what people wanted to say, and he's just kind of doing layups. But honestly, it's making me go like, you could be Chris D'Elia, Lex Friedman. You could go and just be like a complete pervert. Oh, I thought you'd say great comedian, but yeah, go on.

You could be my favorite stand-up comic, but it would be less shameful than just sitting there, like just being a mopey, sad, weird Russian scientist. He's constantly just going like, I'm so deep and empathetic that there's no bounds to the love that I feel for humanity. It's like no one can understand it because it's so deep. And so here I'm a pouty, I'm pouting. Like a Russian novelist. what if heaven is hot and hell is cold his fucking twitter banners no no no hold on hold on hold on look at that yeah

oh wow amazing uh and his pictures him in front of just like some vague equation equation. Fuck off. He's an Oppenheimer. You infuriate me. I think you're a good guy and I like it. If I'm wrong, whatever. He's like live plus laugh plus love. What does it mean? Exactly. He's trying to figure out how to have sex with a woman with an equation. Every quote he has could be

in cursive neon lights in the backyard of a microbrewery. He's tweeting HomeGoods merch. That's all he's doing. Yeah, it's HomeGoods shit. He's a Pier 1 imports fucking intellectual. Look at, I go into his replies.

Let's check out the replies. I did not expect to do this, but my whole episode might be on Lex Friedman for right now. He goes, he replies to World of Statistics. What comes to mind when you think of Mr. Beast? He goes, brilliant. Wow. Oh, my God, Lex.

Thanks for the cosign, buddy. Some guy goes, fun life hack. When reading a long article on my laptop, occasionally imagining both the act and the sound of a page flipping makes it more fun and helps me retain info. I actually love Lex Friebein, and I hope, listen, I feel bad for him. He's a sad, weird man.

I hate to cut off the hate watch of this, but I feel terrible for him. He's such a pathetic fucking weasel. Is he? Is he? Hangs out with Joe Rogan and The Rock and everybody. That's what I'm saying. Why is he still so sad? Huh?

He's still so sad. It's a ploy. It's a ploy. Oh, he's faking it. And they're Russian. They grew up in fucking snow caves, and they were drinking cabbage soup for hydration. This is the happiest a Russian's ever been. Yeah.

I guess. This is the happiest any Russian guy could ever be. It's a culture that thinks it's gay to smile. Yes. That's the whole thing. He's like, his mind is blown when he like is backstage and he sees, you know, Burt Kreischer do jello shots. He's like, wow, America.

Wow, brilliant. What a melting pot. They have red jello shots and green jello shots. Incredible. So he responds to this guy, I still love reading papers that are printed out way more than on screen. I'll try this hack.

Punchy face, like, let's break down barriers. Gay as hell, Lex. Yeah, he's a virgin, dude, for sure. Gay, gay, gay. You're screaming gay. Real Russians must gay bash him constantly. Oh, are you kidding me? They treat him like their wife.

He'd have shiners all over his fucking face every fucking morning. Look at this. This is like a shitty gif of a fat kid at a college football game. This would be incredible for it to happen, which means that it'll probably never happen. I don't really know what it's referring to. And he responds, nothing is impossible. Wow. I mean, fortune cookies spit better shit than you.

Are you kidding me? I could go to the Mandarin Inn and figure out more about life. It's a common thread, though. This is how Neil deGrasse Tyson also fucking talks. Uh-huh. But yeah, but at least Neil deGrasse Tyson's so retarded like he can't help it and it's it's almost like it's he's trying to be Intellectual about things he shouldn't yeah, like he'll see a movie and he'd be like I don't understand how Hitchcock could fly I mean, he's a homeless black guy in New York and it makes no sense

I mean when you look gravity and he did you know, he's always like ruining movies for everybody. Fuck him, too Fuck geniuses. I hate geniuses. Imagine talking to these people. If you can't be cool in a social situation, suck my ass. If I say, hey, what's up, dude, and you like fucking turtle up, you stink. You're not smart

to me. How are you smart? You don't know how to respond to hey, but you're a genius. This is a foundational Devin Kosta opinion. He's had this since he was 18 years old. I hate it. I've heard this bit for 12 years. Figure out how to party.

Oh my God. Let's keep it going. Okay, now he's quoting Simon and Garfunkel. Hello, darkness, my old friend. I come to talk with you again because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping and the vision that was planted in my brain

still remains within the sound of silence. Imagine if any of us posted that. How fucking gay we would seem. I would have more texts than the day Kobe died if I posted that. People would be like, yo, are you okay? Are you hacked? People would stop by and knock on the door.

They'd call the police. They'd be like, can you do a wellness check? I'd kick down the fucking door, dude. Oh, my God. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. What if he kills himself tomorrow? That would kick ass.

What? He would never do that. He's having a fucking grand time. You think he's faking all this? Wanna know what he is? Wanna know what he is with the whole fucking Austin crew? With the whole Rogan, what is it? The comedy mothership? Wanna know what he

is? He's like Seth Green in the Italian job to them. He's on a computer and he's like, I invented my Napster, Joe. Trying to break down crowd work with an algorithm.

You fucking asshole. Get back to work and solve some problems for people. There's people dying out there. Why don't you figure out a spaceship that can help us, like, leave when global warming takes over? Instead, instead, instead, you're down in Austin, fucking

hanging out with, with what? Who, what, why? Modern day philosophers, Devin. God damn him. Dumbass. Damn him to hell. Fuck it. I really just want more out of him. Stop wasting your brain. He's like, I heard you loud and clear.

Lex Freeman stand-up special debuts next month. Oh, it's coming, Connor. It's coming, yeah. It's fucking coming, buddy. He's the next Brendan Schaub, dude. I can't wait. He is. Yeah.

He is. I love you guys. He's Smart Schaub. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Somebody posted a graph. Data report. Elon explains why orgs like Wall Street Journal

are desperate that they will torch their integrity. They all sound, they're all like Native Americans to me. I don't know why. It's like monotone voices become Native Americans. Exactly, exactly. So I don't know what that means. I'm not going to look into it. What do you think that is, is Johnny The beginning of social media era

Concided with the nearly 40 billion Billion collapse in newspaper advertising Resume new in 2006 Go down Click show more on that Click show more on the text So they're saying

In 2022 that number was only whatever. It's saying written It's saying print media is dead. Oh wow. What a point

that somebody made in 2013 retards. Let's hear what he says. So he goes It's sad. Integrity is everything. Oh my god. Lex where would I be

without that reply buddy? Amazing. Elon Musk must be like home talking to his wife, being like, I think Lex Friedman's retarded. I bet you Elon's at home jealous of Lex Friedman. Why? I bet he's just like, man, you get to hang out with Burt Kreischer all the time. This sucks, dude.

He is, yeah. Because Elon is like, man, I got to meet Sarah Squirm instead. He's like, I'm an SNL guy. He's like, I really want to do that edgy shit, though, down in Austin. I want to go to Terry Black's and talk about that for the rest of my life. Nobody cares. Nobody fucking cares. Do your set.

Shut the fuck up. You're talking to Lex now? That's Lex. Do your set. Do your set, Lex. Shut the fuck up. Okay? Here's another one.

Quoting Beethoven, to play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable. Wow. Thanks, Snapple. You suck. You fucking suck. Let's keep it going.

I mean, to most people, they're like, wow, what wisdom. I know. They're like, holy shit, Lexi did it again. Let's go into the comments on some of this. Whoa. What? When you both know it'll end in disaster, but you don't care, what did he reply?

He replied, Romeo and Juliet, FTW. Fuck. Fuck, that's gay. With a laughing emoji again. This feels like a parody account. Like somebody's made a Lexi-free parody. This is his real account. I've had it with this guy.

Every week he pops up on my For You and I go, aren't you a fucking MIT genius? What if he just replied to that Elon meme being like, me and you, Elon, me and you. Love you, bud. Great pick. I mean, it's just unbelievably gay. Never ends.

Oh, this is the one that set me off like a few weeks ago. Elon Musk tweets, today is the first day of the rest of your life. Wow, thanks. Thanks, asshole. And then Lex goes, everything is possible with a punching doors down. That's like what feminists use. Like Barbie for the win. Boom.

What is going on? He might have like a serious issue. Like he might have like a real mental, like manic bipolar, like some sort of. An obsession with fame? Could that be it? I don't know, man. Could that be it? Get in your fucking hole and do some math, asshole.

Everyone wants to be famous these days. That's why nothing will be cured because all of our intellectuals eventually get that taste for fame. And they just want to have a podcast and they want to hang out with the cool kids and you're not. You're a loser. Go blow your fucking

nose. You're not invited to the sleepover. And fucking figure some shit out that helps us and we'll give you an award in 30 years. A bunch of fucking people that all come together. We'll give you some bullshit. You get a Nobel Prize. After 30 years of being focused on one paper and then

that's all we need for you. Put your head down. Imagine if Oppenheimer was about people today that movie would have so much fucking stand-up in it. It would be cut from Oppenheimer to the mothership. And he'd be backstage, like, wanting to hang. Roseanne would be like, whatever she's doing.

Instead of meeting Einstein at that pond, it's Bert Kreischer. It's Bert Kreischer. And he's shirtless, and his pits are covered in Miller Lite. No, but I'm just like, I mean, you know, if the Germans get their hand on a nuclear weapon, you know, the whole world could end and Bert Kreischer's like, when I was 22, I was involved in the Russian war.

That's the problem is the gravity of genius throughout the most of history was mostly people who would figure out like crop cycles. Like people who would figure out crop cycles. The guy who figured out crop cycles and shit. Very useful. Very useful, but usually those guys died alone. They didn't breed.

They kind of just were like pariahs in the community. I don't even know what Lex Friedman has done. Well, that's the other thing is that graduating from MIT is not that impressive. That's what I'm saying. Pussy ruins it. Pussy ruins it? Pussy ruins it, right? So he's hanging out

with these guys. Yeah. And that's the whole thing is like the second you start not being a, like Archimedes, right? He had, he lived in Cyprus

and he fucking like came up with all these crazy inventions and shit but the guy didn't fuck anybody. And like, Lex Friedman, he's ruined by pussy.

He's ruined by hanging out with Bert Kreishner. But I don't think he's getting pussy. Kreishner! Brought to you by he's getting pussy. Kreishner! Brought to you by rslashthefighter and the kid. The second you start partying, the second you start being social,

you're useless as a genius. Yes, no, truly. The second you leave your fucking cabin, the second you leave your hole, you're useless as a genius. He's also just good at college. He hasn't done anything significant. That's why I'm asking, like, what is his impact on anything? Nothing. He wrote a couple

papers on, like, AI. He's not really... He's getting way too much credit. I agree. If he buried his head, he'd actually be able to accomplish something, but now that he's being adulterated by all this bullshit, he can't accomplish anything. There are a lot of idiots who are very good at college, and they're just like, whatever, that's their

one talent. They can study and do homework and memorize stuff, but it doesn't translate to any other remarkable science of intelligence. You're right, Joe. They're retarded in every other way. Lex Friedman is a prominent figure in the fields of artificial intelligence and autonomous vehicles.

So he's like a Tesla. Boston Dynamics guy. Is he prominent for his work or is he prominent he's like a Tesla? Boston Dynamics guy? Like self-driving cars? Is he prominent for his work or is he prominent because he has a podcast? He is a research scientist at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology where he works on human-centered artificial intelligence, deep learning, and autonomous driving systems. Okay. That's what he did and he doesn't do that now, does he?

No. Yeah, what does he do now? Well, no, no. But podcasts! Yeah, but if that is what he did, that's still like, okay, you designed an automated car? That's not that hard. No, well, yeah, whatever. But, I mean, yeah, he's a podcast.

It's not that good. It's not that amazing. But you stick to it. Yeah. I guess. Ultimately, it's like, how dare you be smarter than me and do what I do? It's insulting. It's like, don't go to my level.

You're smart. I didn't go to college. It's so insulting. Don't go to my level. You're smart. I didn't go to college. It's so insulting. Imagine tomorrow if fucking, you know, if Matt and Shane decide they're going to become fucking scientists.

They quit. Then they leave the public eye. That would be impressive. Holy shit. Do they know how to do that? No, they'd likely fail. They wouldn't public eye. No, but that would be impressive. I'd be like, holy shit. They know how to do that? No, they'd likely fail. Yeah. They wouldn't make it. We give him this because he gets to just ask questions.

Because he already has the resources. He already has the people. I bet he's so sad. He can hit on every comic we want to do a show. I bet the reason he's so sad in Mopey is because he's like, oh, I want to be a good scientist, but I suck at it. I was good in college, and now I have no inventions. I don't have any good equations. I'm not going to win any Nobel Prizes.

It's like everybody's dancing circles around me in the field. I had one good research paper. So let me—that depresses me. You're probably right. You're probably right. Let's look at his real tweets, though. These are the things he tweets now, not replies. His replies, massive embarrassment.

Let's look at his tweet tweets, okay? First one's like, look at this tweet, and I'll rate you from scale 1 to 10. It's a cock rating. He's like, I do cock ratings for 10 bucks. It is nonstop. You actually are right, Joey. I think he's like a suicidal incel. This is like scary shit.

I'm worried sick about it. If I was in school with Lex, I would alert the police. Oh, yeah. See something, say something. He's close to going bowling in a duster and shooting up the mother ship. Some days I feel truly lost in this world. Today is one such day. I have to remind myself that these feelings

pave the way to growth. Love you all. What are you sad about, Lex? Whip it out. Fuck one of the women at the UFC. Fuck one of the card girls, okay? He could be fucking a lot if he, like, wanted to. Next week, just like,

just read The Stranger. Crazy. Oh, God. Here we go, here we go. Oh, God. Here we go. Here we go. Keep it going. Of course. Everyone works out.

Is that for us, Zabit? Everyone's doing jujitsu. Oh, I love a leg press or whatever they're called. A semi leg hook or whatever. Enough of this shit. Sure. Enough. Enough. Okay? Well, you're not going of this shit. Enough. Enough.

Okay. Well, you're not going up against fucking. Yeah. Rock Lester. He's so mad. Jiu Jitsu is becoming alarmingly close to rock climbing culturally. God.

It's been there. Yes. Yeah, it is. Elon Musk is not antisemitic. This is obvious to anyone who knows him. Well, I hope advertisers don't boycott X.

This platform is too important. Yeah. He's well, yeah, he's not antisemitic. This is obvious to anyone who knows him well. I hope advertisers don't boycott X. This platform is too important. Yeah, he's, well, he's not anti-Semitic, but by the way, every single ad I get on Twitter is for Israel. It's those, like, billboards that they have. Why is he such a shill for Elon? Well, you've also curated your own algorithm, so. I mean. Not looking into

Israel. Just, like, throw the perks. He goes on his boat and stuff? Probably, yeah. Playing Diablo before podcasts to calm the mind. No. I always feel intense nerves before podcasts and lectures. I get that. I don't want to fail the people who listen and give their extremely valuable time.

The self-critical part of the brain goes into overdrive. Okay, I get it. But I've never had... I've been nervous. If I was at his level, I'd understand if you're doing good work. And he does some good work. This is the most insane thing I've ever seen. Why post about this?

He's like a nerd Instagram model. Playing Resident Evil before I get to sleep so I can sleep good tonight. You guys don't remember the deleted scene from Good Will Hunting where Will was playing Diablo to calm his nerves before the podcast. This is the equivalent of a hot chick on Instagram that's getting into a jacuzzi and her caption is like, I needed to step out of the darkness and into the light. But she's going to do an ice bath.

But she's showing her pussy. She's fucking 10 men in a mansion in Beverly Hills. And that's her, you know, she thinks she's like Nietzsche. Okay, let's keep it going. I don't even know what's going on. Interviews. He's dressed up like a pirate interviewing Michael Malice. That's wacky.

Got it. Unbelievable stuff. Retweeting Ivanka Trump. Spending Thanksgiving with you, Lex Freeman, was as epic as that scene from The Godfather. Visit again soon. You don't think this is odd? Wait, they did Thanksgiving together? He's having Thanksgiving with Iv, Lex Freeman, was as epic as that scene from The Godfather. Visit again soon. You don't think this is odd? Wait, they did Thanksgiving together? He's having Thanksgiving with Ivanka Trump.

What is going on? Why? Why? He knows it's going to happen. This is so weird. I'm not on Twitter. This is very weird to me. I didn't know any of this was going on.

Oh, dude, this is why my brain is rotting by this day. I feel like Tony Soprano with David Scatino when he takes over his sporting goods store. And he goes, get back in your fucking hole, Davey. You're doing a good job, Davey. But it's just you down here into the basement studio. It's just me here to nobody. Oh, and he's hanging out with Jared Kushner. I had the chance to meet him.

Is that Jeff Bezos? That's great. She's a great guy. Transparency benefits humanity. This is especially true for people working on AGI. I mean, what is that? Must be some kind of like artificial intelligence, but there's another word that I don't know. Cybertruck is incredible in person.

It feels like a glimpse into an awesome future. No, it doesn't. The car sucks ass. It's ugly and it stinks and it's easy. He knows that and that's the joke, retards. Okay? Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you, you apartheid shithead. And I don't know what you are. What are you? You apartheid shithead. Oh my God, it never ends. I'm often humbled when I get a glimpse of just how much I don't know about our world. Oh, wow.

You're so humble. What a humble brag, genius. You're genius, but you still don't know what's going on. No, guys, I'm so humble, but still, I must say, in the same sense, my mind is so great that I'm able to grasp... How little I know. How grand the world is. No one else is seeing what this is. I'm actually so smart,

I don't know anything. Thank you running coyote retard. Running retard. Humans are amazing. No matter how difficult a problem, we seem almost always figure out a way to solve it. In the long run, if someone is running this Earth simulation, they're surely impressed.

No, they're not, shithead! There's genocides all the time! The Holocaust happened! Everyone dies that you love! Nothing's really that good, moron! Imagine making... Fix it! How about you fix it? How about you make my mom live? You make the best simulation ever, and then

they're just eating their own cum as a lady in leather yells at them on a screen. He's like, Dear whoever's running the simulation, can I please get some pussy? This is driving me insane. You know what Lex Freeman is? He's the monk in Seven Psychopaths. The hooker walks in the room.

He's like, what's wrong, baby? And he's just sitting there, can't wait to light himself on fire. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That movie holds up, by the way. I re-watched that like three times a year.

It's fantastic. It's fantastic. The Martin McDonagh movie? Yeah. I really love that film. Dude, it stays so good. Here's another one. I mean, he is close

to suicide, I guess. I'm sitting here experiencing my own little ups and downs of life and suddenly remember there's eight billion other humans like me now also living

through their ups and downs from horrible lows to beautiful highs. What a wild ride we're all on and we're on it together. Hang on. Hey, thanks to Carter 3. Shut up. Appreciate that Carter 3 wisdom dipshit. Amazing. Is life like a roller coaster and there's ups and downs?

Incredible stuff. Hey, thanks for the wisdom Russian DJ Khaled. He's sitting there going like nobody else is seeing what I see, and I have to tweet about this. I just realized humans are flawed. I'm starting to think humans are flawed. I'm really starting to think he talks like that.

It's really funny. I've put podcast on hold for a bit, hoping to be back in a few days. It's been an amazing journey. I'm deeply grateful for all of it. I often feel like the luckiest guy in the world. I love you all. Okay, thanks. Whatever.

Figure it out, though. The first reply is like, I'm going to kill myself. No! Please, Lex! Oh, God. Life can end. Hold, guys, wait up. Wait for this.

Life can end at any moment. Tell people close to you that you love them gee thanks for that i have no idea the concept of death you know this feels like a grad student trying to get pussy where he goes to like poetry readings and he says shit like this and he wants girls to be like oh my god he's so deep but then he got stuck in that it's like he got stuck in that 20-year-old grad student trying to get pussy. It's like when they say that your personality freezes

when at the age you get molested. Yeah. I wonder if he got molested or raped in college. What, did he get raped by a book? You ever just see a guy like trying to get- What a mean professor. You ever see a guy just like trying to get pussy by like eating an apple?

Does that make sense to you? Like you ever seen a guy who's like really get pussy by like eating an apple? Does that make sense to you? Like you ever seen a guy who's like really well dressed and he's like sitting outside his legs are crossed? 100%. Yes, yes, yes. Eating an apple and like just his mind's wandering. That's him as a person. Exactly.

That is perfect. That's perfect. Trying to get laid by eating an apple is such an archetype of guy. And that's exactly who he is. Legs folded, wearing a turtleneck. Yeah. You got a quill and just like a. There's a notebook next to him.

He's going to get to it eventually. But he's just at the Americana. Frank Sinatra's the best. The next tweet is insane if you consider he's having Thanksgiving with Ivanka Trump. The drums of a world war are beating. Beware of the military-industrial complex

and the warmongers who exploit tragedy to advocate for more war. A global war would lead to immeasurable suffering. Diplomacy. Conversation between leaders is the way out. Oh my god, Lex, I was... I'm starting to think war... The American accent keeps getting weirder and weirder.

I was starting to think war was a great thing. I thought we make more lives through war. I thought we doubled the population of countries with war. Thank you for that, genius. Thanks. Damn you! Oh, my God. He discovered music, guys.

He discovered music the other day. No way. Play it. Hold on. I'm going to read it first. Music has been an escape for me through some low points in my life. This is me playing Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd a while ago. He's choking at this point.

He's doing a character. He's like Andy Kaufman. We can only hope. If he starts wrestling women, he's the coolest guy alive. If you ask me, what song would you play for him to play into this crazily virgin stereotype that we're talking about?

I'd go Cover Me Down, of course. And that's what it is. No, he just saw the fucking Departed. And he looked up the soundtrack. He goes, hey, T, this fucking Departed soundtrack. He goes, this sound system's got no balls. I'm back to playing guitar and piano more lately, and I'd love to share it on occasion. Next up is Hendrix.

Thanks for listening. I love you all. Let's hear this beauty. What if he shreds? He looks like he's rigging, dude. He's probably shredding, dude. So that's the instrumental. Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah, dude. that's not that hard so far no this kicks ass oh my god this is not that good oh I love this he looks kinda sick that's pretty sick dude

that's really fucking sick He looks kind of sick. That's pretty sick, dude. That's really fucking sick. This changes my entire opinion of this man. He's got me. He's fucking awesome. This is how they get you. Yeah. Honestly. Let's fucking go.

He shows up to a party with this thing. Yeah, that's awesome. Fuck. Love is love. Love. Hate is hate. Science is real. Ooh. Anything is possible when you put your mind to it

Yeah Laughing emoji, heart emoji This will be A beautiful year. Anyone out there that's depressed, I want you to know it gets better, brother. Thanks, Einstein. Thanks for that.

Oh, my God. Incredible work. God damn you. He's fucking shredding, dude. He's fucking shredding, dude. He's fucking shredding. He's killing it. My Korean friends in high school did that too.

He's like, up next, Wonderwall. I'm like squirting over you. I was hating on him a lot and I even was like, hey, what a hacky song. But then his, he had some presence.

That was scary. He had some presence and he wasn't hitting every note, but he had shredded forearms, and I was squirting my pussy. I was flicking my fucking bean. I'm just saying, if I see me in an apple, I'm bending over. Take me, Lex. Oh, hold on, guys.

Fuck off, relax. Hate gives rise to more hate. That's actually a good point. Sad face. No, he's actually right about that. Devin, now you're hating. Yeah, Devin, actually, you're. Fuck off, relax. Hate gives rise to more hate. That's actually a good point. Sad face. No, he's actually right about that. Devin, now you're hating. Yeah, Devin, actually, you're being a piece of shit, dude. He's fucking awesome.

Lex is right. Hurt people hurt people. Yeah. Anyway, that's what you're doing right now. Hate. He's talking about you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, because he can't take any criticism because people are onto him. No, because he's chosen light. People are onto him. He's chosen light and positivity. Mm-hmm. The opposite of what you're all about. That's fucking

retarded. What if we were still on replies and we click on it and they're all replies to Devin's tweets? I can't get him off my back.

I'm like, enough, Lex. You're like, I don't know why I can't escape this guy. Every time I open Twitter, it's Lex Friedman tweets.

Lex, I'm about to block him. This is great. This is a time for great leadership from U.S. that helps unite the entire Middle East, not divide it. I pray for peace. That's incredibly ignorant. That's the dumbest thing I've seen him post.

This is a great time for leadership from the United States. Oh, from us. What the fuck is he talking about? That helps unite the entire Middle East, not divide it. Yeah, we're really. We've been systemically destroying the Middle East for like almost 100 years. We're uniting rubble and corpses. I mean, they are in the ground together.

I guess if that's what you mean, you fucking weird Russian agent. We're uniting bodies with the ground. Yeah, bodies get to now... The soil is being replenished with fertilizer. You're like, when you think about it, flesh is a great conductor of heat. We're doing science,

actually, in Palestine. My heart goes out to everyone suffering in the Israel-Gaza war escalation today. I will have many more conversations on this topic

in the coming months, including one I just recorded. That'll be out soon. I have hope for peace. Hey, okay, so, hold on. This is, he's teasing. This is hope for peace. Hey, okay, so hold on! This is, he's teasing!

This is a teaser trailer! He's using the Israel-Gaza war situation to tease... Wait for my podcast later today. And remember, use code Lex for me undies as I

have an interview that solves the occasion. He goes, I contemplate peace for every single person on earth every night. Now, to hear more

on Patreon, patreon.com slash Lex Freeman. Now, time to play Doom. Do you want a blue cheese on your shirt? All right.

I mean, we could get off this. This is insane. The guy's a fucking bad dude. It's been nonstop with this fuck. It's just all the time on Twitter and I just don't understand it i'm sick of public intellectuals

doing anything but being like actually intellectual you're not supposed to want to be famous if you're smart if you're really that smart you don't care about likes you don't care about views you care about changing shit getting your fucking reporting to the right people that can help. Well, if you're that smart, you're tortured by how smart you are. You mean you're like, you just can't even be social. You're just like, God fuck, everyone's retarded around

me. I do think though, when you boil it all down, it's like the reason Einstein tried so hard at math and stuff was for puss. I don't think anyone's above that. We're all animals. No, no, no. I'm going to be honest with you, though.

There's something that transcends pussy, and that is the true cost of genius, is you actually transcend pussy. You live alone. I don't think so. The thing is, like, look at Beethoven. Beethoven had, like, he quoted Beethoven. Beethoven had, like, one woman in his life. Yeah, but he's unable to connect the dots. It's like he wants pussy

he just doesn't have to grasp it. He's like, I'm gonna try to get as famous as I can. That's why I think he's actually not that smart. No, he's a retard.

I agree with that. He's like, he wants it but he doesn't even know what he wants. No, I think real geniuses think like sex is barbaric. Exactly.

No, that is true. They're like, what are you, a fucking gorilla? You need to jam your genitals into a pussy? Those are like asexual geniuses like Nikola Tesla caught his own nuts off because he's like, I need to maintain.

Yeah, he's like, these are a distraction. The ultimate ball drain. Yeah. That's how I feel about stand-up, dude. Those are milker. That's how I feel about stand-up, dude. I got to cut these fucking nuts off. Get these jokes out.

It's fucking ruining me, dude. Cut these nuts off. I'll get a Netflix special once gotta cut these fucking nuts off. I gotta get these jokes out. It's fucking rude of you, dude. Cut these nuts off. I'll get a Netflix special when I cut these fuckers off. Real quick, before we move on, I wanted to move on, but they keep coming. They keep fucking coming. Look at this one. Current mood, laughing face.

It's a picture, Snapchat, of a dog in a hole and goes, he loves digging holes and then sitting in them staring at everybody. And Lex goes, current mood. and goes, he loves digging holes and then sitting in them staring at everybody. Because that's what I do. And Lex goes, current mood. He goes, that's me. He goes, LOL, I fuck this dog.

Current mood. The dog turned me down. He goes, also, why is it so crazy to have sex with dogs? I don't think that's wrong. The dog ghosted me. Anyway. No, I mean, in all honesty, Lex is a good guy and he does good work. I like him and I feel bad about it.

I like him too. If he kills himself tomorrow, you will feel bad. I think he's just good. We just talked shit about him for like 45 minutes. He's not going to kill himself. You don't know what he should have done. These guys can't kill themselves. They sit in their garage.

They sit in their garage with an electric car on. I wonder why they haven't died yet. There's no exhaust. All these guys want is a statue. Oh, my God. That was good. Yeah, what a genius. Can't even kill himself with your own invention.

All right, Connor, let's get into this bit. A bit of a comedy controversy that I don't know anything about. Joey, you're leaving at the worst time. No, be right back. Okay, well, let's... We've got to explain it to Joey, though. You've got to explain it to me.

But this is a fun thing because we don't know these people. I don't know these people at all, yeah. Which is beautiful. Which is beautiful. Yeah. It's like literally two made-up people in my head. It's insane. It's like, first of all up people in my head it's insane it's like

first of all this guy's performing in a sold out show and I'm like who even are you and in the opener I'm like I've never heard of you

in my entire life she's like I've been doing comedy for eight years I'm like who are you so it's this beautiful like moment

where I'm like I feel so comfortable just being like what the fuck is happening here normally I would not talk shit about comedians but I'm like

let's fucking do it dude we were we were at your place with Donahue, and we were watching that, we were like watching those don't tell sets, and it was insane to me how many comics

there are. It's like every name was different, but it looked like a guy that I had already known before, and they have 800,000 views, and you're like, what the fuck? It looks AI-generated. That's pathetic.

You're like, how the fuck is this happening? It really does look AI-generated. It looks like the Taylor Swift porn pictures that, like, now the White House is getting involved in. You guys see that? I didn't see any of it. Okay, so AI created— I'm not going to pretend like I didn't Google those things immediately. They weren't that explicit, right?

I saw the ones on Twitter where they, like— I heard there was, like, a train run on her. Oh, I didn't see those. I saw her Chiefs makeup. The only ones I saw were Taylor Swift was at the Chiefs game in the stands, and her ass is riding the rail. And that one guy's grabbing her tit. That sounds awesome.

And it's explicit, yet you don't see titty or anything. Everyone in the background is like, they all look like fucking Pants Labyrinth characters. 15 fingers and shit. Yeah, exactly, yeah. And so, yeah, but apparently today I just read right before we started this that, like, the White House talked about it. That's insane. And she's getting a legal team involved.

It's like, I mean, it's like, come on, come on. We're five years away from World War III. This is fucking nuts. It's such a – This would cause World War III, though. With the Swifties? Yeah, dude. Not to be like a liberal cuck,

but I don't see the White House getting involved with any, like if Nicki Minaj was being used this way in AI. Biden has the lowest ratings since Jimmy Carter. Literally. Yes. And at least Jimmy Carter could bring you a fresh tomato. Jimmy Carter at least did something.

This is actually a smart reelection campaign for Biden. Yeah. To run on the, yeah, the Taylor Swift. If Biden literally

went on TV, he's like, and if I find the motherfuckers who made those images and I'll slit their fucking throats myself like he'd win

in a landslide. Just pander to the Swifties. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Absolutely disgusting. You know what's crazy about AI?

I heard this thing the other day and I don't know if it's true, but like, it's true. Absolutely disgusting. You know what's crazy about AI? I heard this thing the other day, and I don't know if it's true, but it's pretty interesting. People are starting, I think if you commit a crime and you wear a prosthetic thing that has a sixth finger on it, you can claim that that image of you committing the crime is AI generated because there's a sixth finger, which is amazing to think about. And we have a lot of work to do tonight. We do, yeah, man.

Let's actually end the podcast now. Let's go do that. Yeah. What we needed to do. There's that one guy we want to hurt. Okay, so Connor. Do you want to set this up? Yes, you set it up.

All right, so this girl. Oh, my God. First of all, Jesus Christ. It's like Miranda Sings a little bit. It's unbelievable. So this girl was booked to feature at a club in San Diego where it's a fucking, it's a black show. Like, it's like Apollo level.

Like, black comic, sold out, all black. Not a single white person in the audience. It is club's negligence. Like, I don't know what they were thinking. To have her come. First of all, he should have had his own person come open.

To bring Kobe's accuser. But just crazy. So then she, you know, gets on TikTok after the set, after the show, and is like literally crying, like, this headliner tonight,

some guy who's famous on the internet, harassed me, made fun of me, told me i was awful and all this stuff and she's like i won't name his name but anyway this goes viral because everyone's like you poor girl you were bullied by this awful man he finds it tell us his story and it's maybe one of the most entertaining things i've ever seen wonderful

okay here we go so this is this is Her side. This is the video she posted. My apologies, everybody. I'm going to tell you something egregious that happened to me last night at a show. I'm a stand-up comedian. Jesus Christ. And I was booked to be the opening act for a bigger comic. And by bigger, I mean has a giant following. It remains to be seen.

Have you heard of the guy? No, I've never heard of the guy. But also, there's a million comments on like 500,000 followers. I'm like, what the fuck are you? Because he made a wacky video. Yes. If he's more talented.

Anyways. First of all, I had a... Even if you don't see the guy, you already know he's infinitely more talented. How could he not be? She looks like a sloth from Ice Age. She does.

Kind of looks like me if I was a woman. Wow. Fuck. Wow. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, you're right. She is really hot. Look at that. Oh, my God.

Put a wife beater on, bitch. Perfectly wonderful set. And this comic actually didn't arrive in time for his show. So he arrived while I was on stage. He was over 30 minutes. So she's immediately saying he was late like your average black guy. Beautiful stuff. Beautiful

stuff. What if the comic's Emmett Till? That's what I was saying though. I'm like, she's like trying to Emmett Till this morning. Alright. Well, our conversation earlier, I'm like, this guy feels like an Emmett Till type thing. She's really called for it. That's what I mean. I was actually dumb right there.

Played his own show. So I googled him to get his intro facts and made sure I had his name cracked. So I googled him and it was like arrested three times, been in prison, on bail. So before I looked

him up on Google, I did inmate locator. So I looked him up and let's just say I said his name. Was hyping up the audience. I had a great set. I did not bomb. I'm a self-aware person. I've been doing stand-up for over eight years, so if I bombed, I think I would die.

That collection of words right there. The audience was laughing. They were into it. You're the worst comic I've ever seen. Just being like, I'm a self-aware person. I'm a self-aware person. If you're self-aware, you don't say that. Nobody self-aware says that. I've been a comic for eight years.

Yep. It's just, I mean, I was watching this. Before I knew anything about this, I was watching this in such anticipation. I was like, oh, my God. This is going to be good. This is going to be great, yeah. And then I introduced him.

I hyped up the crowd. I said his name right. Everything was great. He comes out, doesn't look me in the eye, doesn't shake my hand, and starts ripping me to shreds saying, I'm so sorry that she was on this show. You didn't rock up to the wrong building. I'm sorry if you wanted a refund.

She doesn't belong here. She doesn't fit in. I don't know why someone booked a substitute teacher. I don't really even know what that is supposed to mean because that's not authentic. You know what it means, you white devil bitch.

Are you self-aware or not? You don't know that you're a substitute teacher? Are you kidding me? Also, it's just like, she looks like she sends like five black guys to prison for breakfast., it's just like, she looks like she sends like five black guys to prison for breakfast.

It's also just like, dude, like, it's just so funny because it's like, you got dunked on. Take the lump, dude. It's happened to all of us a million times. Even if it wasn't justified,

I'm like, whatever. As long as they kill, I'm like, you got some stuff off, man. He's headlining, whatever. She goes, you know, I had just come from my, from my last boyfriend, Jonathan Major's house. And I'm not going to try to pander to an audience just because we come from different backgrounds.

I'm going to find the common ground of what everyone can talk about regardless of their background. You're not Carlin, retard. And that's what I did. And it happened. And that's what I did, and it happened. And then he spent the first five to ten minutes of his set ripping to shreds that I didn't belong in the same building as him with his audience. All right, bitch.

Cool. Cool. Very good look. Very good look. So I left. I told the club what happened, and I left. And they closed out the show however he saw fit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They were easy. They saw the writing on the wall. Here we go. Here's the king. What's this guy's name? His name is Mojo Brooks. Mojo Brooks.

Shout out to Mojo Brooks. Look that up. What a fucking name. Shout out to Mojo Brooks. He kind of looks like the black guy that goes to Target on TikTok. Dressed with this comedian has said I've done to her after she opened up for me in San Diego on Thursday. Just to dig right into it. By the way, Connor, how does somebody like this have somebody like her on the show?

How does that connection even be? The club must have. She's a local, yeah. I don't know. I think she's an LA comic if I'm being honest. I was saying earlier, that's the club's negligence. I don't know what they were thinking. That is bizarre. Kind of a thing. I don't know. I'm also surprised

a guy this big who can sell a room is not bringing his own opener. It's just a weird, unfortunate situation. Maybe his buddies were out of town. Maybe. They were probably late too. you have a lot of probably late too you have a lot of shows ted i was late i was not um the show was scheduled to start at seven but because it was sold out they wanted everybody to get in the building so they pushed the time back to 7 30 before she was even

on stage i was in the building i was in the green room i was on live everybody's saying that i was there they were actually when she actually got on what is this text on the screen first of all i don't remember you being oh this is a text she he sent to her first of all i don't remember you being crazy late i caught the live video from you being backstage so we knew you were in the building. Secondly, homegirl did not have a great set. The laughs were forced and awkward. It like when that co-worker is trying to be funny, but you

don't want to be rude, so you let out that dry ass giggle. The only thing that made her jokes funny, in quotations, were the inflections in her voice basically cuing us to laugh. Okay. In quotations. That's just like a friend of his, you think? Damn, dude.

Oh, to the club. Yeah, that's like his buddy. That's like his buddy who has a very keen eye for stand-up. That's very funny. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. Okay, so. They were actually watching me on live while she was on stage.

They go to show you how good she was doing. He went on to say that she had a perfectly clean set. Did he just say they were watching him on Instagram live instead of her set? They were watching him on live while she was doing. Did he just say they were watching him on Instagram live? They were watching him on live while she was doing Santa. Here's another text. You was behind the stage for five minutes waiting on her and I told dude to give her the light. And then he goes, I guess, bro, was she bombing or not?

He goes, yeah, bro. Room was hella silent. Drop the footage on her ass. I knew you would say it. Drop the cage. It's hom her ass it was three jokes she was lying talking about five to ten minutes nice good energy high energy in the room y'all this was a sold out crowd a sold out crowd of people who bought tickets to come and see me this was the energy that i came up to or should i point this way either way just the energy oh my hand and woo ready

oh she can't get anything from him dude and then there's another text on the screen that was definitely had a good time the opener was kind of boring in my opinion but you were a shining star i laughed all night a hundred that energy if we're just going it gets so much worse that's like she waved like a mediocre wand over the whole crowd we have amazing energy you guys have been very fun your headliner is in the house y'all she also said that she did her due diligence she went on google to get some information about who i am and the only thing that she was able to come up with was he blew up on social media. And then, y'all, this was the part. This is how she got my crowd up there.

She said, let's get Buck wild. He's going to fuck up all over online. Are you ready? Are you ready to be butt broken? Put your hands in the air, grab your hammers, and watch. His name is Toby. Butt breaking thing I love. It feels like Calvin Candy introducing a new fighter.

It's unbelievable. It's also just like, dude, if you're doing well, it's not this hard to get the energy up. No, you don't need to do that. It's really pretty easy. Everyone's in a good mood. I mean, I can't believe this woman was in front of a full black crowd. It's crazy. That's actually a beauty.

I would have killed to have been there that night. It's my dream to do this show. Was this out here? It's in San Diego. Oh. Yeah. That's so sweet. The only black people in San Diego came out.

This was the population of black people in San Diego at the show. All 250 people in San Diego, black people in San Diego came out. They should sell tickets where it's like a lame white opener for a black audience. And that's all it said. It doesn't even give you the comedian's names. Like, we're buying insulin. Your feature act tonight, Human Sacrifice. Your headliner, Mojo Brooks.

All right, I need you to give it up right now. Get headliner, Mojo Brooks. All right, I need you to give it up right now. Get buck wild for Mojo Brooks. Get buck wild. Telling a room full of black people. I want everyone to keep it crunk. Yo, yo, yo. Mojo Brooks in the house. Everybody get crunk.

Get buck. Get off the chain. Yo, ladies, I'm going to need you to bust it wide open for your headliner tonight. Get buck wild is insane. That's crazy. That's crazy work. And I let it slide. Because I was more worried about that they didn't even get buck wild.

They didn't get loud. They didn't get nothing. Like, sometimes you got to do the shit yourself. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it on. I need to hear this substitute teacher come up and be a friend with her.

He killed her. Oh my god. He's just fucking doing his job. You got it. You have to do that. You have to do that. That was the first real laugh, by the way, that we've heard so far. Yeah, exactly. I love that shirt.

You wear a chessboard shirt. That's fucking so cool, dude. A Versace chessboard shirt. Joey's running up to him with chess pieces. Joey's like, want to start a club? He told y'all we had to get butt-wound.

He killed her. Hell no. We gotta redo that. He goes backstage to reintroduce himself. Because it was so bad. He literally just took the mic backstage and introduced himself

to the stage. It's unbelievable. Hell no. We gotta redo that. himself to the stage. It's unbelievable. Oh, no. We got to redo that. Oh, my God. Oh, it's wonderful. Oh, my God. That's awesome.

Fuck yeah, dude. You know him from being the son of Daniel Cormier and Chris Tucker. It's a small world? What the fuck is that background? It's a very weird stage. I don't really know what that is. It's a club called Mic Drop in San Diego. It's very like Alice in Wonderland background.

That was the Comedy Palace. The Comedy Palace became this place. Remember that place? Really? Yeah, yeah. The Comedy Palace. Why did they make the stage open? I don't know.

These other owners just opened this. Yeah. Interesting. Well, San Diego never had much of an identity. Black people, at least. It's just the Navy and Marines. Yeah. Look at that.

What a champ. Hell yeah, dude. This guy kicks ass. He's dancing. Everyone check out. What's his name? Mojo Brooks champ. Hell yeah, dude. This guy kicks ass. He's dancing. Everyone check out, what's his name, Mojo Brooks? I think so, yeah. Check out Mojo Brooks, everybody. They're losing it.

He's completely destroying her. Because remember that stupid white ass bitch? She's like Oh fuck What you crying about? Are you crying for me? Okay Let that shit clear now

That nigga started crying I'm like wait a minute Don't get the wow She said that I said that she was at the wrong show And that she didn't belong at my show This is actually what I said Wait, wait, wait, what? He said, he goes, I walked up and I was like, am I at the wrong show? Him, yeah, wait, what? He said, he goes, I walked up and I was like, am I at the wrong show? Him, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was backstage like, all right, and then tell him I'm ready. I'm ready. It's very par for the course, fucking clowning. Yeah, dude. Dude, it's always, it's, in my opinion, I mean, listen, I don't do it anymore, but like, it was always kind of like like it's foul to shit on other comics that have gone up before you unless they make it unworkable. Well, dude.

And unless they are like ruining everything. You force their hand and you have to figure out a way. Also, I feel you on that when it's like a showcase more so. Everyone's doing 10 minutes and stuff like this. This is his job. His job. He's sold it out. He's the headliner.

Everyone's there to see him. And then they just put up like Laura Lapness or whatever. What's that bitch's name? Lapkiss. He's also talking shit about the booker and the club. He's going like, I don't know. Did I walk in the wrong? He's basically going like, what are you guys doing?

Do you not realize? Do you not know how to book a show? This is like if Bernie Mac was like going, like sold out and headlining a show and they were like, we have a great opener for you. Kristen Schaal. It's those banjo ladies that Louis C.K.

We have a great opener for you. Garfunkel and Oates are getting mad at everybody. I would kill to watch those people in my own black room. Garfugan Oats at the Apollo. I saw them live. They were the greatest thing of all time. Is he saying you can get your money back? I rewind it a little bit.

He kicks ass. All right. Tell him I'm ready. I'm ready. It's a refund. I ain't giving you money back you're fucking my money beautiful yeah yeah yep all, then this third video is just kind of cruel because he just... Oh, no. Oh, no. He just posts her set. Oh, fuck.

This is the full set? Yeah, I think so. Can you Bud Light me before this? I watched like a second of it. I'm going to need a new one. This is the moment where I'm like... You need to Bud Knight me. Am I right?

She wrote that for me. Very, very good. Watch this get back to her and she's just going to talk about how much of a piece of shit I am, dude. Good. That would be amazing. I would love to go to war with that for me. Very, very good. Watch this get back to her, and she's just going to talk about how much of a piece of shit I am, dude. Good. That would be amazing. I would love to go to war with that worthless talent. That would be fun.

I'm going to tag her in this. Here we go. 42090boy said some crazy shit about you. Tag her. I mean, unbelievable. You got fucking Laura Dern opening for Earthquake. Of course it's going to be a bad night. Jesus Christ.

Talk about big little lies, bitch. Hey, y'all. It's me. Oh, fuck. What's that medallion? I don't know, but I like it. It says his name. It says Mojo Brooks.

He's my new favorite comedian. My new favorite comic. I love Mojo Brooks. God bless Mojo Brooks. He's my new favorite comedian. My new favorite comic. I love Mojo Brooks. God bless Mojo Brooks. Everyone support Mojo Brooks. Goodbye Dave Chappelle. Hello Mojo Brooks. But what we're not going to do is just keep lying.

Okay? So now I'm going to post a full clip of her on stage. By the way, this is totally warranted. I fully agree. You're a black man in America and a white woman goes her on stage. By the way, this is totally warranted. I fully agree. You're a black man in America, and a white woman goes up before you, ruins your show, you're the headliner, and then posts it publicly and lies about you and your actions and tries to affect your career? Fuck you.

It's Archie Pell and Mockingbird. And also, the fucking bullshit of her being like, I won't say his name. It's just like, bitch, they'll go to your fucking page. You don't think they'll look into your last show flyer? Yeah, whatever. You promoted it, I won't say his name. It's just like, bitch, they'll go to your fucking page. You don't think they'll look into your last show, flyer? Yeah, whatever. You promoted it, I'm sure. Mm-hmm. That's fucking cunt.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We'll see what it was, all right? Then I'll post how I addressed the situation when I got on stage, and we only talked about it for a minute and 19 seconds, not five or 10 minutes. He's got the exact seconds.

I love the concise receipts you have, Suze. Do you guys think Mojo would do the pod? Hell yeah, dude. Me and Matt keep saying we want to book both of them for our next show. And not tag either of them, just send them emails being like, so the show's still on, can't wait to see you tonight. Just have them both show up. God, if you could pull that off. I think I

don't know where he lives, but he's gotta be in here. I mean, he could have flown out to do San Diego. If he's selling out a show, it's worth his while. I bet he lives, I don't want to say it, Atlanta. Atlanta, yeah. We're all thinking Atlanta, buddy. I was thinking Atlanta.

Don't, let's get to that. I'm about to. Just look. Excited for Mojo. Are we excited for Mojo? Oh, me too. Now, first she was excited to see me. Now she mad at me.

She don't like me. Explain that, Chip. Now explain that. My last time cutting you, I was going straight through the rest of that. I just wanted to point that out. She was excited to see me. I'm just happy to be here. It's been kind of a rough week.

I had a birthday. Shut up. Thank you. Thank you. Whoa. Wow. But it was the one where I had to renew my license. Shut up.

Fuck off. I got bullied at the DMV. Fuck you, lady. She's like, have you guys noticed everyone at the DMV is black? She literally goes on to be like, and they were like bullying me at the DMV. And you guys look like you work at the DMV. So if you could go nice on me, please. Actually?

Yes. Jesus Christ. No, she does not say that. I'm saying it. Oh, right. That would be crazy if she said that. She looks probably good. She probably would have killed.

Yeah. She would have killed. That would have actually crushed. Yeah, it would have been better. That would have brought the fucking house down. She goes, you look like you could get me a real ID. So thank God, but like, I can't take much more this week. I went in and first they say, do you want to be an organ donor?

And I clicked yes, because I'm an amazing person. This is the most white girl shit I've ever heard of. Listen to how quiet this is let's let's be quiet for a second so we can just hear oh my god we're interrupting this too much i want to hear the dad yeah you could hear a black guy in the back goes save it for la jolla bitch i got an organ i can donate to you bitch i can't take much more this week. I went in and first they say, do you want to be an organ donor?

And I clicked yes because I'm an amazing person. But then it popped up, do you also want to donate $2 to the Organ Society? Are you fucking kidding me? She just, like, says the N-word. Like, she's trying to be cool. She's like trying to like use it to like. Are you kidding me? Yeah, she's trying to use it to like help her punchlines.

Two more dollars from me? Is the promise of harvesting my fresh brain, heart, stomach, and spleen not enough for you? Now you get none of me. It cuts to the Sandman. What are you talking about, Morgan? He's sweeping her off the stage. Just a giant hook comes and fucking rips her off the stage. I almost unchecked the organ donor box. Damn. She fucking sucked ass

A redo on an intro. Hell yeah, dude. Where the fuck is he at? Somebody just DM me like, I think I'm at the wrong show. I was backstage like, all right, tell him I'm ready. I'm ready. Fucking king.

I asked for a refund. I ain't sending no money back. Like, I'll give it up for that opening comic y'all seen tonight, man. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He's doing his thing. That's beating.

What a sweetheart. That's actually nice. He could have been so much meaner. He could have been a sang. That's beating. What a sweetheart. That's actually nice. He could have been so much meaner. He could have been a fucking vicious asshole. Yep. And he was just saving his own ass. He's trying to make the show good again. He's trying to help himself.

Yeah, and she's like, let's kill him. Yeah. Death to him. Yeah. It's unbelievable. It's the most white woman shit I've ever seen in my entire life. I was abused by a black man. Yeah, for real.

I'm not going to say his name. That's really the tone of the video she made. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah, he could have kept going. He could have gone on for like 10 minutes. He could have literally done like 30 minutes on her. Yeah. And then turned that into like material about white women. Yeah. Could have made her cry. Yeah, sincerely give it up for Lemon Pepper Dry. But we definitely not gonna bring me to the stage like that. But we definitely not going to bring me to the stage like that. Y'all act like that ain't happening. God bless Mojo, bro.

He goes, everybody just pretend like that shit never happened. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen. That was great. I know. What a saga. Yeah, then I went to her Instagram because I was like, who the fuck is this girl? And I went to her first post and it's like 700 comments

of like Blackpool being like, you dumb white bitch. How dare you? What's her name? Let's not say it. We already said Lapkus. We already said her, right? No, that was a fake.

That's an alt comment. Here, I'll read some comments. I'll find them myself. Why? Why can't we say it? Because our fans are maniacs. Targeted harassment. Dude, she's getting killed.

We have like a few thousand listeners. She's getting destroyed by millions of people. Black women. We have white listeners that will go and try to kill her. 400 million.

They'll do crazy. They'll do like, they'll do bomb threats. They'll threaten like, yeah, yeah. They're influenced by us. When you come for a brother, she about to learn

how quick we come together. We saw the footage. You did not have that crowd in high energy. It's fucking crazy, dude. I just came in here to see if she's actually funny. Hell no, she's not. Common's funny in the joke. Oh my God, dude. It's fucking...

Yeah, it's the best. Connor, you know what's crazy is that if she said everything, if she said everything... If she complained, just like simply complained about him shitting on her, but didn't like lie about how like, I was doing great, I killed, it was a normal show, like I was killing it, she would get less hate. Yeah. She would still get less hate. Well, nobody would have cared at all.

Nobody would have cared. They would have just been like, okay, guy was kind of like... Five people would have watched, like, all right, whatever. He like made fun of you. Talking to somebody later. My feelings got hurt. I didn't just been like, okay, guy was kind of like. Five people would have watched. We're like, all right, whatever. He made fun of you. My feelings got hurt. I didn't do well on a show, and somebody was kind of making fun of me. That's why he had to post herself. Yeah.

Honestly, it could have been a funny video. If she made a video, she was like, you guys, I ate shit tonight, and this black comic donked on me so hard. Yeah, white girl goes to a black show. Here's how it goes wrong. That would have been fine. It's happened to the best of us, man. Yeah. It here's how it goes wrong. And like, you know, like does like a whole like, that would have been fine. It's happened to the best of us, man. It's just how it goes. Oh, well, she'll Kate Quigley him soon.

She'll ask him to come over to a party, do cocaine, and kill him and all his friends. Mysteriously, she's the one who survives. Hey, Mojo! I'm having a house party in Venice, and I got

some great snow. You'll say Kate Quigley, but you won't say this lady's name. Ed Buck. I don't need to. Well, Kate Quigley was in the news. This lady's fucking huge. Is this that big?

Yeah, it's very viral And I mean Yeah Well Connor read the comments Yeah yeah Black people handle this I'm just saying It's odd

We're merely commentating Hey Watch is a We're a black adjacent podcast The blacks love us And so like We're helping enough Yeah We don't need to like

Docs No need to docs This is more of a shout out To Mojo Brooks Than anything else We're helping We a shout-out to Mojo Brooks than anything else. We're helping. We want to spread word about Mojo Brooks. I love Mojo Brooks.

Me too. He's the man. I laxly love him. My favorite comic. I haven't actually dove into the rest of his stuff, but I can't wait to just. If that was any. He's good. He's good.

Whatever. He might be one of those guys that never even needs to get into material. He can just fuck around with the crowd and shit. He probably doesn't have a great special coming out anytime soon. But yeah, he's a funny man. We can tell. He's silly and he's funny and he's got good timing. That's all that matters.

I mean, yeah. Honestly, I think I've met three unfunny black people in my life. They're usually incredibly talented and hilarious people I worked my entire life to be as funny as the average dude outside of a bodega

yep exactly well anyway I think we did some good work here today that was very fun wraps it up beautifully what a great time

you know you go from Lex Friedman to a black comedy community controversy and that's great absolutely

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