Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Lucky Pierre

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Okay, so, John, by the way, that meal you ate last night was a little concerning to me. I know you might be getting...

You think you're getting healthier? I did that on purpose. Oh, it was like a bad picture on purpose? No, it was a little concerning to me. I know you might be getting, you think you're getting healthier. I did that on purpose. Oh, it was like a bad picture on purpose. No, it was a joke. You put, you posted a lovely meal. It's all a joke, huh? Everything you do is a big joke.

It's all a bit. You're our generation's coffin. No, I had a fucking, oh, I looked at your meal, which looks so lovely. Was that from a meal kit or did you make that? I made it fresh.

Wow. Stuffed peppers, baby. The basil leaves, you know, beautiful touch. Yeah. Was that from a meal kit, or did you make that? I made it fresh. Wow. Stuffed peppers, baby. The basil leaves, you know, beautiful touch. Yeah. Elegant. A lot of people could use the basil. I was impressed by the plating.

It looked very nice. Devin makes caprese salads like nobody I know. He just makes a caprese salad. You stupid wop. But then, yeah, so to prank Devin. It's just me cosplaying as a mobster at home. Well, I looked at Devin's meal, and I looked down at what I was currently eating, which was fish skin. It was salmon skins and pickled onions.

It looked like there was a giant olive, like a ratatouille sandwich. It was a pickled garlic. It was maybe the most unsettling plate of food I'd ever seen. It's really tasty. And it was on a paper plate. It was on a paper plate. It was like a paper bowl in an office space where paper bowl. In an office space where you live. It was a real hobo meal.

With pickled onions, like those classic purple pickled onions. I also didn't understand that combo. Probiotics, brother. Pickled onions with salmon skin. I don't think pickled onions are probiotics, but I have a bunch of kraut in there. You missed all the sauerkraut underneath.

It wasn't a prick. This is what you were eating and then you sent it. You were eating... You're like, no, it was a bit. I ate every last drop in front of nobody. I mean, it was delicious, but it was funny to me that I had this baked salmon fish skin on pickled onions. It was an alley cat

meal, dude. It was a stray cat meal. I'm a goddamn wild cat. How is it that the lady... You're a wild hog or anything. I'm a fucking warthog. How do the lady and the tramp eat better than you? It looked like a cartoon meal you find in the trash. Any time there's a cartoon trash can and it gets knocked over.

Let me fucking airdrop the photo. Yeah, you airdrop it. I've been eating... I can't stop eating pickled vegetables. And I spill it everywhere. Every time I open a jar, I put it all in a big

Ziploc bag and I double bag it because I keep getting juice everywhere. You're the only person that when we go to Philips, you actually get the pickled pig's feet. Yeah, it's so good. And he eats them unironically. Like, he does it. He's just like, I was gonna get some. He's like eating, he's like biting, he's like that Asian lady.

Yeah, how dare you hate that Asian woman? I know, it's crazy. I said Connor, like, videos of, like, Asian people eating slugs, and then I go home and eat pickled man. He's like shaming the toenails off of a pig hoof. That last one was so unsettling, the one I sent you the other day. Okay. God damn it, dude. John's the type of guy that, like,

he, like, drinks Clamato. Yeah. You know? I hate Clamato. It's clam juice with tomato juice. So this is what, so on the right is an otter meal. You don't have to announce whose is whose. So this is obviously mine, the gorgeous meal.

Full screen this. The peppers. Look at those beautiful goddamn peppers. I was impressed. That is a delight. And they're keto. Yeah. No carbs.

No rice. No rice. So then let's look at John's pure fuel. Absolutely harrowing. Pure fuel. And is that a are you drinking a candle wax? No, it's my Christmas candle to hide the scent of all the pickle vegetables in my office.

And what is that? You're hiding the scent of your own meal. Did you steal an olive from a toothpick? It's like a superfood. It's like a meal from Temple of Doom. Monkey brains. Usually people are like, Hey, could you get that smell away from me?

I'm trying to eat. John's like, I need a new smell. I'm trying to eat. I like the PS1 in the background. What did you do on that thing? No, that's a fucking tape measure, dipshit. Looks like a front of a PS1. You wouldn't know a tool if you fucking... What do you do on that thing? No, that's a fucking tape measure, dipshit. Looks like a front of a PS1. You wouldn't know a tool if you fucking...

What do you use that for? Measuring my big-ass dick before I put it in your ass. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. Nearly good. So you're gay. Yeah, you're gay. No, so the fucking...

Yeah, it's delicious. What was that? Hold on, everyone take a break. What was that? Hold on, everyone take a break. What was that? What are you distracting me? No, he's taking a fuck in the ass in his brain short circuit. He got lost in his own mind. He's like, I fuck you in the ass, and then I...

Yeah, I fucked you in the ass. You overheated right there. You need to cool it. My CPU is just fried. No, it's delicious. It's really good for you. It's healthy. Is that a whole lot?

Is that the fucking puke? I just looked at it. It's disgusting. The salmon skin is flipped inside out because I baked it too long and the skin is all over my skin. It's not a salmon skin. It's a salmon with the skin on the bottom. It's just a filleted salmon.

No, no, no. I buy it. That's not a salmon fillet. You just buy salmon skin? I just buy the skin. It's just salmon skin. It's cheap. It's cheap. They leave a little meat on it for me. You know on the bottom. It's just a filleted salmon. No, no, no. I buy it. That's not a salmon fillet. You just buy salmon skins? I just buy the salmon skins. It's cheap. It's cheap. And they leave a little meat on it for me.

You know, the Japanese. They give me a break. And then, you know, you put soy sauce on it. And we're not even seeing this. There's sauerkraut under it. Yeah, there's Polish salad. How are you mixing Japanese and German? It's all fucking pickled, buddy.

It's so good. Soy sauce is so good. It's like making me nauseous to look at it. It's giving me the same thing that Tom Pearl gives me. It's really tasty. That's crazy. Yeah, I've had so many pickled things. Okay.

Great. That's awesome, dude. I just keep having pickled shit. Hey, quit bragging, dude. Oh, my God. All right, we get it you've had a good week

oh hey John don't say it in front of our girlfriends man pickled food's great it's good for you I heard once

that it's bad for your like it could give you stomach cancer and gout so I made sure I looked up the

gout risk gout like where you get the big toe you can't be the only poor person to get gout no I think it? Gout. Like where you get the big toe? Yeah, so I looked up. You can't be the only poor person to get gout. No, I think it's for like jelly meats mostly.

No, it's not a rich guy thing. Gout? Gout's a Jew thing. Well, it used to be a rich guy thing. We know a lot of losers who had gout. Okay, yeah, that's true. You guys know about gout? I hope he's not listening.

Because we know one guy with gout. But yeah. Yeah, I think it's more like pickled meat or preserved meats. We're all proud of you. We're all very happy. I've lost like almost 15 pounds. You do look better.

I couldn't tell the other day if you're just wearing like weird hobo clothes that are baggy and that was like you were fake losing weight, but you know, you actually have. I wear a lot of sweatpants now. Yeah. They're just comfortable.

As a bit. As a bit. Yeah. They're just comfortable. As a bit. As a bit. Yeah. Well, they absorb the pickle juice. You dress like a failed wrestler. Yeah. Well, what am I? Anyway.

You look like the big show got AIDS. That's what you look like. You look like the big fail. Dallas Buyers big show. Did you guys see the Epstein stuff came out? Did the list come out? Apparently. I can't find the fucking list.

It's one of those things where everyone's like, it's the list. It's out. It's coming out. It's out. And then you're like, but it's not. You can't really find it. I can't find it. The news came out and they're showing it.

It looks like it's out, I guess. I mean, you know. It came out. This morning for the first time, hundreds of court records tied to the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Now made public. I gotta say, he doesn't even look like a real person. Like, every picture, I'm like, is that like an AI evil guy? Like, he doesn't look like he ever actually existed.

Like, anyone ever actually should. Like, he always looks photoshopped. He has the perfect white silver, like, evil hair. Dude. hair yeah one thing about me is i do think he is stunning looking he's got great presence every time i see a photo of him i'm like dripped up yeah chiseled he's got great presence yeah he couldn't get away with what he was doing if he didn't look like a fucking fox super photogenic yeah yeah the more than 900 pages of materials previously deemed confidential includes references to familiar names from politicians to celebrities, many of them previously linked to Epstein before.

He always has that little look on his face. He's like, no. Dude, he's a little stinker. Oh, I'm blackmailing everybody. A little stinker. He's like, oh God, there's so many kids on my island that I'm going to blackmail everybody that has power suicide in 2019 looks shitty former President Bill Clinton and Donald Trump mentioned in deposition transcripts both have denied any wrongdoing in one a woman who once worked for Epstein

recalls he spoke to her about Clinton, saying Epstein told her one time, quote, that Clinton likes them young, referring to girls. The spokesman for Clinton referred NBC News to a prior statement from 2019, saying he had not spoken to Epstein in over a decade and was unaware of Epstein's crimes. The same woman says Epstein once suggested calling Trump for an outing

in Atlantic City. Other prominent... It is so funny that, like, with our politics in America, it's just basically you gotta pick the most likable rapist. Who is the most charming rapist?

And listen, I know a lot about rape. I've raped thousands. You gotta be likable. I'm a likable guy. Yeah. I'm a lovable lug. Thousands. Did you say thousands? Because last time I heard it it was like 1,200, 1,300. You gotta be likable I'm a likable guy I'm a lovable lug Thousands

Did you say thousands? Because last time I heard It was like twelve hundred Thirteen hundred We're getting into Well I mean I don't know I get new information

I think once you get into The thousands It's safe to say Talking over 2k It adds up every day I think that's like Strong on rate It's all unfounded

It's all just allegations Wow At this point And a lot of them Have killed themselves Because I've Intimidated I've had people Intimidate a lot of them have killed themselves because I've intimidated. I've had people intimidate a lot of them.

We've gone through this. I know it's old news at this point. Allegedly. Allegedly. I know a lot about rape. And I know how this country works. And anybody you vote for, you have to go, well, he is a rapist. But is he fun?

Yes. It is insane. Everybody that controls the world is fucking, is raping. They've raped. It's insane. Everybody that controls the world is fucking raping. It's wild. They all rape. Look at these pictures of Jeffrey and Ghislaine. Honestly, they look like ads for Maestro. Ghislaine's fucking

hot. Doesn't this look like Leonard Barrett? It looks like Bradley Cooper's new movie that keeps popping up on my Netflix that I refuse to watch. I can't watch it. I don't know what it is. I thought it was lovely. I don't know.

It just always immediately starts playing on my Netflix, and it just looks gay as hell. It is gay as hell. It just pops up. He's like, darling. No, he has gay sex in the movie. He's gay. Darling, I'm gay as shit. Oh, darling, I'm not going to take it anymore.

I'm sick of you and your pussy just put it in my ass darling and she's like darling I know you're gay as hell that seems like the whole movie

and then it just cuts to him like that is literally the entire movie that's also I won't watch it either for some reason not because I'm like

homophobic no not at all it doesn't hook me it's not hooking me there's something off about it I like tons of gay movies and there's just like a bunch of scenes

with the kids being like, Dad, are you gay? Like, it's almost like the scene in Sopranos where I met him. I was like, are you in the mafia? There's no such fucking thing as being gay. There's no such thing as being gay. What?

Who told you that? Oh, man. Yeah, no, I don't know. I just can't. And I love B-Coop. Big B-Coop guy. Living list? By the way, while we're here, while we're at it, talking actors, rest in peace T. Wilk.

Great Tom Wilkinson died. Oh, man. We made famous here on the Hate Watch podcast. No one knew who Tom Wilkinson was before we started. Wilkheads. Wilkheads. Yeah, there's a lot of Wilkheads out there. We're all mourning.

And honestly, terrible. What a great actor. My little sister, he died of... You know what's creepy is they said he died suddenly in his home and nobody really knows. It's exactly like how he died to Michael Clayton. Oh my God.

Like he just passed away suddenly. Unexpectedly suddenly passed away by himself in his home. Big bag of baguettes. They injected his toe. Swedish guys at his door. But my little sister got me a Michael Clayton poster for Christmas before he died, and then it was like, as I was hanging it up, it's like, T. Wilk is dead.

Oh, my God. And, like, the whole thing has T. Wilk bones on it. It's like you were nailing him to the cross. It was, yeah. And it's just tragic. It's tragic what happened to T. Wilk, but he lived a good life, 75. I mean, I couldn't imagine.

I heard he was fucked to death by the horse and Michael Clayton. Oh, man. That is my favorite reimagining of Michael Clayton, that it's all about them. Everyone's in a race to fuck that horse. It's a Mr. Hand's origin story. All right, back to our country's rapists.

He was also littered throughout the documents, including the late pop star Michael Jackson. I mean, do you even need to put him on the list? I mean, come on. I'm sure he was fucking, he was the captain of the ship. I'm sure he was from Titanic on the way there. Apparently in the documents

they say he didn't do anything. They offered him like massages but the thing is it's all little chicks wanting to rub his back. Because they were too old. They were too old for everyone. They were girls.

He likes boys. Right. But even the boys were too old though because he was still banging like 13, 14 year olds. He has a rape amusement park. This guy had a rape island.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He's got like little but the best thing is it's like 13, 14 year old girls. It's not going to be into that shit. He's like you don't even have a thing is it's like 13, 14 year old girls. It's not gonna be into that shit. Yeah.

He's like, you don't even have a monkey. What is it? Girl, girls, this is bullshit. He's like, no one here breakdances.

He's like, I only fuck breakdancers. And David Copperfield. David Copperfield. David Copperfield. Yeah. Doing magic. Do you think when,

for my next trick, I'll take your innocence. Do you think when, oh my God, when Michael Jackson, do you think when Michael Jackson saw Macaulay Culkin do this, do you think he was like, holy fucking shit? Holy shit!

He's biting his knuckles like, oh, god damn. It's funny that Macaulay was the only one that says nothing happened. I know. But the other two, those two. I think Michael Jackson's innocent. I think he's innocent. You can't really trust wiggers. Yeah.

You know, he brought a couple wiggers back to his place. Yeah. It's funny that he became a wigger himself, isn't it? He did. He couldn't. Yeah. Yeah. Very good.

Very good. Woo! Mentioned as being at Epstein's house in Palm Beach, Florida, according to one survivor who says Copperfield asked, quote, if I was aware that girls were getting paid to find other girls. He did not. He goes, is this your pussy? What?

She's crying. She's tied up crying. I don't know. I don't know what any of this is. Immediately return a request for comment. All of the details contained in the official court records from a civil suit filed by Epstein accuser, Virginia Giuffre, against Jelaine Maxwell, Epstein's longtime girlfriend in the conference,

who is currently behind bars. We have to fuck kids on an island, darling. You're a conductor, darling. We're sex trafficking. You're a composer. You're a composer. What is it, a conductor or a composer? He's all of the above.

It's the same thing. Oh, is it? I thought a composer. No, he's a conductor and a composer. Oh, yeah. I always thought conductor. I just thought, like, now I'm the idiot. I thought it was the train thing. I thought it was composer. He did that. That's conductor. They also conductor and a composer. Oh, yeah. I always thought conductor. I just thought, like, now I'm the idiot. I thought it was the train thing.

I thought it was composer. He did that. That's conductor. They also call it conductor. But he also made music. He composed music. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Damn right.

You uncultured swine. Sorry. Jufre reiterated her now unsealed deposition. She was directed to have sex with Britain's Prince Andrew, something he has repeatedly denied. The two later settled a separate sex abuse lawsuit. Suck separate sex abuse lawsuit. Jufre telling Savannah in 2019, How did this happen? I don't trust her, though. I don't trust Virginia Duffery or Guffrey. I don't trust her.

Rude McCauley, Jufre's attorney, says her client supports the documents being made public and they only begin to scratch the surface. We learn more each time about how this sophisticated trafficking operation happened for so many decades and how many people were involved it was vast it was significant and it harmed literally hundreds of young women a judge is like she's mid case dismissed well then okay so then the other day Can you guys see that Jimmy Kimmel Aaron Rodgers shit Oh that was so fucking funny

I didn't see this man So Aaron Rodgers was on Pat McAfee's show Who's like this Sports talk guy Who's pretty good He can't For whatever reason

He can't sit down He's always standing The whole show And like ESPN Signed him to some huge deal And he has Aaron Rodgers On all the time And Aaron Rodgers goes

By the way I heard Cause Aaron Rodgers I like Aaron Rodgers on all the time. And Aaron Rodgers goes, by the way, I heard, because Aaron Rodgers, I like Aaron Rodgers, but he thinks, he kind of has a James Franco disease where he thinks he's a genius because he discovered a few things in his older age.

And so he thinks he's on to everything now. And he goes, by the way, I heard Epstein's List is coming out. And there's a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimmel, that are really hoping it doesn't come out. Damn. And everyone thought that came out of nowhere.

But then you look back. Kimmel had been making fun of Rodgers for his COVID shit for a long time on his show. So then Jimmy Kimmel puts out this really gay tweet, Dear A-Asshole, because his nickname's A-Rod, so that's A-asshole. So immediately right there, you just kind of hope, you just,

you hope his roof keeps it on him. Wait, he goes by A-Rod also? Yeah. Or at the very least, it's two A's in front of Aaron, right? Yeah, but it's different. You're allowed the same nicknames in different sports for whatever reason.

There's like crossover. So he goes, dear A-asshole, which really sucks ass. For the record, I've not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any list. Other than the clearly phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can't seem to distinguish from reality, your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up, and we will debate the facts further in court.

Man, that's such a bummer because Kimmel's usually so funny that this, like, sucks it. He used to be, I guess. He was a knee slapper. I mean, I'm fucking dying every time I see a Kimmel segment. It is so funny how he became this guy, and, like, all you have to do is, like, type in Jimmy Kimmel 2005. And he's, like, you know, holding watermelons like tits.

And he's in blackface. And he's like, Matthew, where are you, Jimmy? And you're just like, this is the same guy. That was the last time I laughed at him, by the way, is when he was doing. Tom Malone, blackface. That was actually funny. I often watch Kimmel interviews because I'm blown away by how awful every single one of them is. I know.

It is like, he can have the funniest comic of all time on. I know. And they're like, I don't even know what to do. It's insane. Even whenever we knew comics that had live, like they did his show. It's like, is this the public library? It's fucking bizarre.

The crowd has like no energy. It's like, has everyone been in a sleepover for three days straight? It feels like they're trapped there. No one gets any rest. It's really unbelievable. It's like so it feels like they're trapped there. No one gets any rest. It's, it's really unbelievable. It's like so much dead air every time I watch an interview. I'm like, what is going, how does anyone, how is this still on?

Who likes this guy? I know. I know. It's also like bizarrely dark. Yeah. The Jimmy Kimmel show, it's like overly dark. So you feel like, you feel like, is this, are they doing this like, did the electricity go out? It almost feels like.

They're doing the candlelight. It almost feels like the Eric Andre set sometimes. You know? Like, are you just like a weird like warehouse that like, is there anyone there? It's directed by David Lynch. Like a Twin Peaks set. All these people are just being pulled by strings by Donald Trump. He ruined all of their lives.

Every shred of respect is gone. This is very funny, though. The Clintons are down in Mexico right now, in Guanajito. Is it Guanajito? I don't fucking know. What is that? Everybody's resigning and shit.

Oh, they think that the Clintons aren't coming back to America? No, they went down to Mexico. I think they just went to Mexico to be like, okay, I know people would picket the residences or anything. The idea of an old president being on the lam is very funny. As if he can escape anywhere.

It's crazy. What's going to happen when they come back after this? Nothing. Nothing at all. Everything goes, like everything ever. I don't think so. There are no consequences for these people. The problem is it's 900 pages and this shit's just slowly, people have to go through them on the internet, right?

So the internet's got to get a hold of it, those Instagram accounts, 4chan. They all got to scan all these documents and then slowly make memes out of it. Then the memes will be a thing. They did 9-11 and then started fake wars and nothing happens. This is not even the worst thing these people have done. These aren't new accusations against the Clintons either. New names are probably on the list. The Clintons have been accused for a long time.

The Clintons are the number one name that comes up when he died. It means they fucking killed him. It's a sad day for the saxophone community. I'll tell you. I'll give you that. No, I just think this is going to make it so they can't probably public speak anymore. No, no, no. I'm dead serious.

Listen. The MSNBC CNN people will always show up. They'll say this is all lies perpetrated by right-wing freaks. Yeah. I mean, I know I myself will be doing mental gymnastics for every name I see. When I see Bill Clinton, I'll be like, pedophile. But it's like Robert De Niro. I'm going to be like, he didn't know what he was doing, man.

He was just hanging out. It was a dinner party. Yeah, it was a dinner party. I'd be like, they didn't know what he was doing, man. He was just hanging out. It was a dinner party. There were no black kids there. Well, I think a lot of them are just people that he had like the contacts of. Like Cate Blanchett's on the list, because apparently he had like one call with her.

Isn't this the flight log? I believe the list, I believe this list is supposed to be everybody who visited the island. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, but you are right. There are some of the Virginia, that lady, the Virginia whatever.

Some of the things that were coming out aren't 100% true because it's like Leonardo DiCaprio was listed and all that meant was she met him once. Yeah. He wasn't on the island. Well, Leonardo DiCaprio sucks. No, he's not. He's not. He's actually the most normal guy alive. I'm a famous actor.

I'm only going to fuck him. He's the most normal guy alive? No. That's the most normal response to fame I've ever seen. The most ballsy, open, and honest. He's at the Oscars every year, and they go, hey, I mean, the awards. That looks like he hangs out. Everyone goes, by the way, Leonardo DiCaprio's date is now too old for him.

And he just laughs and his mom's there, like, massaging him. He just owns it, dude. I've never seen anybody own, like, being, oh, I fuck 18-year-olds more than him. Yeah, yeah, the most normal guy. You're a weirdo if you are playing pretend on a large scale for millions of dollars and you're world famous for it already. So if you are that, that was the whole fucking thing of getting famous. That's why movies suck since Weinstein went away. Because we needed to have some fucking order.

There's no motivation. No one pays their dues anymore. Everything stinks. Every movie is made by some young bitch named like Turquoise Sprouts. And it sucks. Promising Young Woman by Turquoise... What is her name? Turquoise Rocks? Her name is, like,

Fennel Reduction. Every movie stinks for the most part. Actually, decent year, but you know what I mean? I'm just saying, like, that... Leo's actually... That's exactly what you expect from Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, but... I think it's fine. I think it's okay. I think it's fine just saying, like, Leo's actually, that's exactly what you expect from Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. I think it's fine.

I think it's okay. I think it's fine, too, but saying he's the most normal guy alive is crazy. No, no, he's supposed to be. He's very close to Gisele. He's very close in the Victoria's Secret people, and, you know, I've seen a power of attorney over the guy who owned Victoria's Secret, and apparently Victoria's Secret's just a big rape club for billionaires. That's what I've heard.

I heard Leonardo DiCaprio basically... Why do they need to rape? It's not Leonardo DiCaprio. So, Leonardo DiCaprio, this is what I heard, is he surrounds himself with trust fund billionaires, because Leonardo DiCaprio has a shit ton of money, but he doesn't have, like, billionaire money. Right. So, he surrounds himself with a bunch of trust fund billionaires. Leonardo DiCaprio knows Gisele.

He's on, like, an Uber yacht. Yeah, so if you're willing to spend, like... He's renting it. Allegedly. This is allegedly. I heard from somebody one time. Leo has hundreds of millions of dollars. No, no, no. Also, I love Leo, okay? He's amazing. Well, listen, listen, listen.

So these guys, apparently if you can drop like a half million dollars on a vacation for Leonardo DiCaprio because your dad owns fucking Macy's, then he brings in Victoria's Secret models through Giselle and shit, and then you can fuck them. And then they also drug like, drug them.

And also, he's, like, supposed to be close to the fucking Russian. Leo doesn't need anyone to hang out with him. No, no, no. That's whenever I get weird about celebrity shit. What need would he have to, like, take advantage? That's what I'm saying. He's not taking advantage of anybody.

He's bringing in the models so these trust fund billionaire kids can take advantage of them. Yeah, but they're retarded. You just go to NYU, and you can pick up a bunch of girls who are willingly going to go on a yacht and fuck celebrities and rich guys. Yeah, but they're retarded. You just go to NYU and you can pick up a bunch of girls who are willingly going to go on a yacht and fuck celebrities and rich guys.

Yeah, but they're not Victoria's Secret models. And also, it's a power thing. Like, these guys... Here's what Leo needs to do to fuck a Victoria's Secret model. Pick up his phone and go, Hey, you want to come over? I'm not saying that guy needs to rape Victoria's Secret models. I'm saying the guys he surrounds himself in

that bring money into Leo. I don't think it's a power thing. It's a fresh pussy thing. And you go, I'm famous. All I want to do is fuck new, fresh pussy the rest of my life. Let's stop pretending like men don't like that. Let's cut the shit. I can

do it. They're of age. And he does it openly, and nobody can take him down. He would have had something by now. I'm not saying Leonard Caggar is raping anybody. He's bulletproof. He's honest about life. He's honest with the women, too. He's just like, hey, look, I don't think I'm going to, I don't want to have kids with you. I don't want to get married. If you want to hang out, be my girlfriend for a little bit.

Yeah. I'll give you the best four years of your life. Exactly. And then you'll kick rocks. Exactly. And then you could have a family. He basically takes women to like a little like summer camp. He goes, enjoy the south of France.

Okay. We're going to be here from May till August. Okay. And that's, you could pretend we're married. You can pretend it's a big thing. And then you kick rocks, bitch. And read the contract. He makes us sign contracts. The day you can walk into a Hertz rental car, you're gone. Exactly. As soon as you're off your parents' insurance,

you're out of here. You're off my dick as well. He's waving to them as they get drafted. The pussy posse Leonardo Cabrio hung out with in the 90 well. He's waving to them as they get drafted. But yeah, David, the pussy posse Leonardo DiCaprio hung out with in the 90s. What's his face? The fucking magician.

Not Copperfield, but David Blaine. David Blaine. Toby McGuire. Toby McGuire. And David Blaine's got tons of rape cases under him, apparently. Magicians are freaks. Yeah, but like he... Is it even rape if you're a magician?

No, it's a trick. Or is it a trick? It's a dub. It's an a trick? It's a dove. It's an illusion. A dove tied you up. I'm just saying, Criss Angel's the most normal guy in Hollywood. You guys get my point about Leo, though.

Yeah, no, I understand. He's the most open. Anyone would do that. I've never seen a guy that has lasted throughout the Me Too movement and all this shit where every year at the Oscars, he's got a new piece of young pussy next door. I've also never heard any

scandal about him on set being a fucking dick or anything to anybody. Never. Look at him. Look at how for the love of the game he is. Look at this picture of him with Lily Gladstone at a red carpet earlier today. This guy is all about the love of the game. You better be

in shape. You better be young. You better have that pussy tight. And he's just being honest. Look at how far away he's standing from Lily Gladstone here. He is acting like he can catch fatness. Like being fat is contagious.

Diabetes is contagious. Super respectful. Respectful. And he just can't wait to get back to that goddamn yacht. I'm just saying, I've never seen a guy in this modern age just get away with what he does, and it's because he must be

fine. He must just be, he has consensual sex with young pussy. Yeah, it's okay. As long as you're transparent, and you're honest, and you're nice, you can do that. The problem is when you start manipulating them and you're James Franco and you build a school

and then you build a school to attract pussy and then you're their professor and then you start going like, hey, if you want to get a good grade or whatever, if you wanted this opportunity, you gotta suck me off. He doesn't get into that stuff.

Right, right, right. No. James Franco's riding around in a van that just says free school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Inductate. Yeah.

James Franco has, like, Oppenheimer sex. Like, he's like, read Sanskrit to me while you tickle my balls. Yeah. No, I'm not saying he's doing anything.

I'm saying he surrounds himself with dudes who take advantage of the women that he brings in. Well, that's fine. No. Also, this whole idea that men are fully aware of everything their buddies are doing or their vague acquaintances is absurd. This is another thing that the internet loves to run with. Well, I know exactly what you're doing, and I'm fine with it.

Exactly. I announce it every day. I'm the Leo. I'm the Leo of rape allegations. Me and Joey intimidate women for you constantly. I know, I send you guys. They keep coming back. You're weak.

I don't hit them hard enough. They hit you. No, but you know what I mean? There's always that thing where it's also somebody will, like online, some guy will get in trouble for, I guess, being a domestic abuser right and then people all the tweets will be like and you know what I hate more about this is that their

friends never stand up for women it's like the friends probably I don't think he's coming and hanging out with his friends like yeah I just one two'd my wife like I don't think they know well you know what I find more annoying than that is like the Seth Rogen angle of like he knew like what Franco was up to yeah come on it's

like i you would know and then like the soon as soon as the heat was on seth rogan he's like deplorable i could i could never work with a guy like that ever again it's just because you want to make fucking vases it's fraudulent yeah and be a good guy still yeah you know that being said i watch santa inc all christmas this year on a loop. It's the best Christmas show ever made. When Santa says cunt, I'm like, get out of here. I love that show. Wrap it up. TV's finished.

All right? I said it'll never be as good as this again. Say Seth Rogen should work on an urn for James Franco's career. Am I right? Oh, very good. Am I right? Oh! John has just been in a never-ending loop of making old fashions and martinis for three years.

You have no clue what's going on in the world. No, I'm just thinking about what I'd do if any of you are like... People who do this don't understand how men work. If I saw any of you guys beating up your partners, I'd just be like, hey, stop that. It's not like a thing. I think they'd be a little bigger.

I'm a scene. I'm a hope. I'd be like, hey! You wouldn't get in my way. Oh, yeah, I'd stop you, but I'd be like, hey, hey, hey. You gotta cut that out. Yeah, but literally. You like, hey, stop you, but I'd be like, hey, knock it off. Yeah,

but literally. Kill the heck out. Hey, stop horsing around. Playing crab ass over there like you're a Little League coach. Playing crab ass. Jake Clemato

was just playing crab ass. My wife has a broken nose. He's like, oh, come on, what the hell? I mean, you know,

you get the guy, you're like, okay, we're separating you two and then you get in the car and you're like, you gotta stop doing that, man, but I still on. What the hell? I mean, you know, you get the guy you're like, okay, we're separating you two. And then you get in the car and you're like, you gotta stop doing that, man. But I still love you. You know what I mean? I'd beat the shit out of you. If I walked in on you beating up your girlfriend

you'd beat me up? Imagine. Connor doesn't need that much of an excuse to beat the fuck out of you. Any of you guys. I would attack instantly. By the way, pal, if I catch you doing it, I'm kicking the fuck out of you, bud. I would hope instantly By the way Hey pal If I catch you doing it I'm kicking the fuck out of you I would help you

I hope you would I'd help you guys If I caught you doing it Nah No it's Come on dude I don't think you would just go Hey chill

No I'd like If I caught John beating a chick It'd be like a real like Fucking It would be a horrifying You would have no clue Can I psycho? I'd fly you like that guy who flew at the judge.

Did you see that video? That's a good video. I would just get you out of the situation. Don't do that again. What did Franco even do? Wasn't it like text or something? I have no clue. I saw him at the Beachwood Cafe.

He looked like shit. Franco, the one thing I remember about Franco is that he made an acting school, I believe. Or he made some sort of production company slash acting school. Film school kind of thing where he would bring in students, female students. I think he was doing D'Elia.

Yeah, it was like a D'Elia thing. But he would pressure the girls in his program to suck them off and stuff. And at one point, I remember one chick said that they were driving around. He was driving her somewhere and he just grabbed her head and just shoved it on his car.

That's insane. And then Dave Franco was like, hey man, knock it off. Hey, chill. His brother's sucking it off. Well, there's another Epstein video but I don't know. It might be the same exact thing we just watched. We can check it out for a second. Because this is big.

It's so funny that it doesn't matter. That be the same exact thing we just watched. We can check it out for a second. Because this is big. But it's huge. It's so funny that it doesn't matter. That's the world we live in. It's funny that Cat Williams is somehow burying this. I know. I know. God that kicked ass.

Yeah. That kicked ass. I don't even know how to get into that though. There's so many moments. It's like two and a half hour video. It's insane. I also love I love watching white people

out of nowhere be like yeah Ricky Smiley was wildin'. Like, you... They also... Cat Williams keeps talking about Friday After Next like it was, like, Apocalypse Now. It's, like, blowing my mind. I'm like, you played a pimp in a fucking B-movie, dude.

Does anyone care that much? I mean, I know maybe in the black community, Friday After Next is considered, like, Godfather 2, I guess. But, I mean, the way that he was talking about that movie. I think his point was that guys like Earthquake can't act at all. And he's saying he's able to do it. He's great at stand-up and he's pretty good at it.

He's actually amazing as that pimp. He was amazing. Yeah, he's great. Now, I think he could have a much better role. Nobody cares about that role, but his point was like, I am the most talented guy. I can do it all. He's right. I agree. I love him. That being said,

it is bizarre when you go, Cat Williams never had a starring role in anything, really. He's never had a movie movie. Well, it is because of this shit, though. He's too crazy. He sabotages himself. But then all these stories are coming out. Retreats is open. It was amazing. because of this shit, though. He's too crazy. He sabotages himself. But then all these stories that come now, retreats, his opener's amazing. He pays him an incredible amount.

That's his own business. Our pal Valentino, our good friend, he was Cat Williams' assistant or something for Gears, and he has nothing but amazing things to say about Cat. He calls him Unc.

That's awesome. He goes, yeah, Unc. He's like, Dan, they're making Unc look like an idiot with all this coverage, and he's just like, he loves him like a father figure. Yeah. I love Cat Williams. I don't care if... I feel like only 15% of the things he said were lies, honestly. I mean, there was moments where he's like, I read 3,000 books every morning. Pimpin' pimpin', I run a 4.1.

I have Cat Williams, baby. A lot of things were absurd, but then other things were like, eh. He's like, then I was on Tatooine, and I met this fat motherfucker named Jabba the Hutt. And I said, I could be a pimp better than you can. Yeah, I don't know. The funny thing about the interview is Shannon Sharp,

his interjections are such dog shit. He's the worst interviewer of all time. He's literally doing scorched earth. He goes, I told that fat motherfucker you ain't talented. That's why you're not in the movie. He goes, so what did you know you were funny? And you're like, man, what the fuck was that? It is funny.

Shannon Sharp is like our Generation's Andy Fruni. 60 minutes with Shannon Sharp. Just completely clueless. He's getting the best interview of all time. are like Generations Andy Frooney. 60 Minutes with Shannon Sharp. Just completely clueless. He's getting the best interview of all time. Just Andy Rooney being like, come on now, you don't mean that shit. Now what do you mean, Cat Williams?

You're saying Ricky Smiley stole the thrill? Well, I watched the Kings of Comedy, and I gotta tell you, I actually didn't like Bernie Mack's set that much. I'm not sure what's going on in the black community, but... Yeah, it was great, though. God bless Cat Williams. That was the most entertaining thing we've had in years.

I know. Honestly. Have you watched it? I watched the whole thing. I'm saving the main chorus for like an airplane or something. It's like three hours long. It's like, it's amazing. Yeah, it's really great.

He is just dominating everybody. And it set the world on fire. Immediately afterwards, people are posting responses. Everyone's like, I didn't steal from Cat Williams. And no, that's not true. I never wore a dress. No, Martin Lawrence never fucked me in the ass. No.

Yeah, I'm always shocked that people are responding to this kind of stuff yeah I'm like it's like you almost like wanted to keep going he was going off on like Joe Rogan yeah Rogan actually

had the most eloquent response out of anybody yeah he did he was like oh I love Cat Rogan's been talking about him for a while I feel like

but yeah it was just funny like in the midst of this like very involving the black world for the most part what Cat Williams was talking about. Out of nowhere, Cat Williams is like,

and I gotta tell you, Hans Kim and David Lucas. He just goes off on, he's like, the comedy mothership, the ceilings are too low, baby. You gotta, you're just like, whoa, my God, how did they get involved? You're telling me Austin, Texas is the new hub for comedy? That's some bullshit, baby. Yeah, kicks ass.

Oh, yeah, God bless him. I know. Donald Trump, Vice President Al Gore. Oh, yeah. Al Gore, too. They're all there. Yeah. I'm not buying this Trump shit.

And the British Astro... Why? Because you like him? Yeah. And then they fucking... Stephen Hawking. Yeah, the Stephen Hawking shit's crazy. How do you... And the British asked her why. Because you like him? Yeah. Stephen Hawking? Yeah, the Stephen Hawking shit's crazy. Can you imagine getting raped by Stephen Hawking?

That's fake, right? Can you imagine how bad that must feel? You get raped by Stephen Hawking. You gotta wipe off all those tire marks. It's like Mona Lisa video. Somebody has to lift you on to it. She's like, it was obviously a buick skylox 1972 and the judge actually it was a wheelchair it's just like uh no i'm not buying the donald how does that work how does he why are you not buying donald trump because he flew him to he took the

like flew him to atlantic city he wasn't on the fucking uh uh they already went through this like years ago they're bringing his name up again. I'm not and also like I don't know. It's hard to now that I guess he's like a bad guy kind of or whatever. Can we finally make fun of how fucked up he looks? I think he looks great. He looks like shit.

I see nothing wrong. And his shoulders like about to poke through his head. It's like a rat that doesn't keep growing unless they not down god damn it yeah he looks like shit he looks like uh he looks like something will smith was working on and i am legend will smith would go down to his lab day 394 he injects that but he turns into like a regular human for a second. And then he goes back. Yeah. He turns wheeling around. Rape.

What was he looking at on his screen? Child porn. How did he rape her? But how does Stephen Hawking rape? I know this is becoming a hack thing. I've seen it on Twitter a million times. But I'm truly, let's get down to the bottom of this. How does that work?

Does he even have a functioning cock? Yeah, for sure. Why does? He did in that movie. The Theory of Everything. He cheats on his wife in that movie even when he was fucked up when he's like this yeah he probably just gets sucked off i bet like he who did he cheat on his wife with a flash drive like would he stick his dick into the usb port he's got a sibian option on the chair how he cheated on his wife it that? It was like his assistant in the movie. It was like the woman

who's a caretaker because his wife had to, you know, have a life also. They had a caretaker come in and they fucked one day. How? She like climbed on his chair

and fucked the shit out of him. You ride Stephen Hawking. Wow. You have to ride the cowgirl. You have to ride Stephen Hawking and cowgirl. Or they just suck him off. Or they suck him off

or some shit. I didn't know these guys. There's like a whole organization in Japan that jerks off people like Stephen Hawking. I didn't know they had fucking cocks. I've heard about it. I think they're called the White Gloves Society. They jack you off to get it out.

Guys like Stephen Hawking still have sexual urges, but they can't go out and fuck. God damn it, dude. Look at him. He's fucking retarded. Dude, you know that guy Thomas on Twitter? Yeah. Yeah. If you get raped by Stephen Hawking, that's on you.

That guy's great. That made me laugh so hard. Shout out to Leno Killer, I think. Yeah. I like him. Good God. Physicist Stephen Hawking. Just some of the famous names among a list of 150 revealed

overnight in newly unsealed court papers. His dick's in a wheelchair. You know what's less believable? His dick has crutches. His balls have crutch. It's like, sir! You know what would be even worse? If he just

wanted to go to the island to hang out and have fun. Like, not rape. He's just going inner tubing. He went to the island for the ramps. I love the inner tubes. If you're that, we. We.

He's saying we. Typing we into his voice box. Jeffrey, are the jet skis ready today? Faster. The deceased sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein. Try to flip my tube. None of them have been accused of any wrongdoing in the documents, but their names appeared in a vast 943-page trove of evidence

released from a past civil case involving the alleged Epstein victim, Virginia Giuffre. Giuffre was just 17 when she claimed she was trafficked to Epstein's Florida mansion in Palm Beach by his then-girlfriend, the British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell, who is now serving a 20-year prison sentence. Darling, bring me a 17-year-old, darling. who is now serving a 20-year prison. Darling, bring me a 17-year-old, darling. I can't stop thinking of them as the maestro people. Did you see her quote about this? She had a response.

She said, all these men being mentioned, and the only person in jail is a woman. She tried to make it a feminine. Yeah, it's so fucking funny. They're letting her tweet from jail? Apparently, her lawyer is like, and it's just crazy. Like, yeah, you're the number two guy.

Like, yeah, you retard. She's the madam. Yeah. Sentence for her role in the affair. Jafray alleges she was sexually assaulted there and at Epstein's other properties in New York and on an island in the Caribbean, along with dozens of other girls. Despite the fact Jafrey settled her defamation case with Maxwell in

2009, it's taken years to get the court documents and details... What does that mean when it goes Virginia Geoffrey Faka? FKA? Frequently known as... Frequently known as, okay. As Twigs. Is that why her name's

Faka Twigs? Is it frequently known as Twigs? That was my guess her name's for car twigs is it frequently known as twigs that was my guess by the way i don't know at least this latest batch is another crucial part of that effort but her lawyer says there are still thousands of other pages to be unsealed yeah it shows you the people that were in his circle and why that's relevant because all of those people were helping enable the trafficking operation but some of the big funny to uh to sexualize women that are talking about the biggest you're fully gooning to this yeah i'm like edging back here not to her ew they play the news at a peep show dude the news chicks are hot yes they are very good you like her no not her

she's gross dude talked about today that's not to imply that these people were the enablers isn't it more about the fact that epstein was enabled to just carry on living the lifestyle that he did epstein would never have been able to do this without the support of the individuals around him and is that because you think if you were just anywhere in his orbit, it should have been obvious to you that something was wrong? Absolutely. I think that people sat- Shut up.

Nothing about Epstein's crimes, as has Donald Trump. And remember, there are no specific allegations about anyone else named in the latest documents. The biggest revelation, perhaps, that some of the world's biggest stars- I really do wonder how deep the relationship goes like they all say like I don't barely remember him it was a long time ago that type of shit yeah I wonder how deep it goes I bet they partied a bunch together a hammered a few times and they were dig you know like same things like when Trump once got UFC hits up Dana White it's like if Epstein wants to go to Atlantic City hits up Trump I doubt

there they were like bros. I don't know. That's what I'll be saying about you. I barely knew the guy. He recorded a podcast with him every single week. I'm like, I don't even know who that is. He was at your wedding. I really don't. He showed up in a nowhere. Because Epstein doesn't seem like the type of guy that likes these

people. Nobody likes each other at that age. Epstein seems like a Noah Baumbach character. Epstein seems like a Noah Baumbach character. You know? Like, Epstein seems like Greenberg to me. He's giving me squid in the whale's eye. I get real, like, you know, Manhattan erotic,

narcissistic, mentally ill Jew vibes from him. It's these Ashkenazi, likeazi supremacists. They have fucking groups they hang out in. It's bizarre. You heard the one woman who was held hostage by them for a month. What happened? These Ashkenazi Jews,

they all... The smartest ones, right? They all have little groups they hang out in. That was a complimentary. They're the most Nobel Peace Prize winners. groups to hang out. Is that, that was a complimentary. I meant that. They're the most, most like fucking Nobel Peace Prize winners and shit.

But anyways, the, yeah, they all hang out and like comp and they meet up and they all just think they're like the best thing

on earth and fuck kids and shit. Okay, great summation. Thank you, buddy. Awesome. Thank you. Biggest stars

and politicians fraternize. It's like Colin Trump and Jewel. Paul Thomas Hauser's there. ...with Jeffrey Epstein, and that it's taken more than a decade for their names to formally be released.

Jesus. With thousands of other documents still to come. Siobhan Kennedy, earlier I spoke to the lawyer Spencer Coven in Florida, who's represented several of Epstein's victims, and to Anna Whitelock, who's professor of history of modern monarchy at London City University. I started off by asking Mr. Coven what this latest news means for the victims. My clients have been fighting for over 16 years now for the full story to be disclosed. So it's a significant step in the right direction.

This is not the end, though. You see Dershowitz about his sponsorship? There's a lot. Oh, yeah, what did Dershowitz say? Dershowitz is going. He goes, well, do you condemn Hamas? That was so fucking funny. He's like, oh, these women, you know, all of a sudden,

you know, these feminists, why don't they condemn the Hamas insurgents for raping Jews on, you know, October whatever? He's going nuts right now. If you want to accuse me, face me. And of course, I'll sue you. I think I successfully did in a number of cases involving this accusation.

As far as I know, this is the only... Who's Alan Dershowitz represented? He represented... Fuck, what's his name? Oh, Harvey Weinstein I thought he was Trump's lawyer Is he

I thought he was At some point I know he's Weinstein's She has admitted Publicly That she After all these years Now realizes

He was listed 137 times Well if he's the lawyer What if he's standing There while they have sex And he's going Now that technically Is rape

Now back away. Now start over. If you come right now, that is rape. He goes, strike that from the record. Okay, grabbed her a little aggressively there. Don't you come right now. Don't come. Don't come just yet.

This will be bad and caught. Don't come while she's touching you. Don't. You can go, but you can't come while she's touching you. Don't. You can goon, but you cannot come. Bill. If you shock her, it's okay. If you walk away and you come in the bathroom, we're okay.

It's like Michael Clayton. Bill, stick to gooning. Edge. Gooning is not covered by the current laws. We should call his law office. Yeah, like Alan Dershowitz was like a rape umpire.

Yeah. He's like, strike! He's like the Herbine of rapes. That she may have misidentified me. She may have confused me with someone else. Another ugly Jew. I'm concerned that...

No, no, well put. Well put, John. Eloquent, yeah. I love the nuance you bring. You always walk away. I go, how does he come up with this stuff? How does he do it? He's always walking such a fine line.

No. But he never steps over the edge. All I do is edge, buddy. It's that beautiful comedic discipline you have. The end of the matter. I promised you we're going to talk about Epstein. So the names of dozens of people connected to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein were made public with the release of court documents. Also, let's get into this. What is the difference between a sex offender

and a rapist? All the words got all jumbled up. I think it's just like a legal term. I think all rapists are sex offenders, but not all sex offenders are rapists. It's like a triangle. It's a square and a rectangle. You can show your cock at a park and you're a sex offender, but you're not a rapists. It's like a triangle. It's a square and a rectangle. So, like, you could jack... You could show your cock at a park

and you're a sex offender. Yeah. But you're not a rapist. But if you rape, you're a sex offender and a rapist. Well, they gotta strike that. If you're a rapist, they gotta be...

You're a rapist. A sex offender should be for the cock at the park. That's what it is. That is what it is. Yeah, what if Epstein just took a piss too close to a middle school? That's...

Yeah, what if that was going to... Yeah. I think that's... He's innocent. Yeah. That's on, like, page 900 of to happen? I think that's... He's innocent. Yeah. That's on like page 900 of the doc. Bring him back to life, Reem. I think he's alive.

You do? I think he's alive. I think he's alive and well. Damn. I actually do. You think he's hanging out with Tupac? Yeah. And Marilyn Monroe.

James Dean. All these people that would have been... Dude, just fucking exchanging bars, dude. They're rap. They're freestyle. They're in a cypher right now. I just got a shirt, an airbrush shirt of them on Venice Beach. It's Epstein, Tupac, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe.

They all have the Tats and Tats. They all have the Charlo Tats. You know, Aaliyah. Bob Marley. And it's Paul Walker at the top, outside of his Nissan. Yeah. and it's Paul Walker at the top outside of his Nissan yeah the longer you go on with putting dead

famous people on a shirt with Epstein you go well they're pedophiles too yeah Paul Walker pedophile I hate to say it

he was hometown hero let's talk about Harambe what was he doing with that kid Harambe Harambe

what was he doing with that kid? Harambe. Harambe. What was he doing with that kid? So we wouldn't have killed Harambe had he been on Epstein's Island. Is that what we're saying, folks? I'm just saying if that kid in that pit was 18 years old, Harambe would still be alive. Yeah. That is so fucked up they killed that gorilla over that.

He was a sweet gorilla. He was trying to protect the kid, actually. He didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, it looked like a scene out of, like, Mighty Joe Young. Yeah. Yeah. It was like the Jungle Book, dude. No, like, he was, like, not that hard, though. Like, that's how they carry their own kids. Yeah, he didn't

bite him or anything, right? He was just kind of carrying him. He was like, oh, shit, there's a kid. Like, let me make sure he's safe. Let me jog him over to my cave. Did they shoot him in front of, like, everybody? Yeah. That's crazy. And they, like, sniped him. That's so crazy. 360 notes go up on Harambe. They didn't have any footage. Chris Kyle got up on a dome and blew his brains out.

Imagine being the zookeeper. That's a run and go grab the rifle. God. But Chris Kyle just thought it was a looter. I was a minority. Like, he's holding a flat screen TV. I got this. Like, that's a little white boy. Go chase him.

Alright, well, enough of you, Dershowitz. You're out! So, yeah, I think we've covered it. I mean, you know, I think we will learn nothing, and nothing will happen, and it's just kind of fun. It's entertaining, and it's podcast fodder. We cover it everybody this is a ad you're gonna give up

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Goddammit, Gypsy. Gypsy Rose Blanchard just can't stop. She's making the round. She was on The View today and Joy Behar said some crazy shit. She was saying, what I did was wrong. Gypsy Rose was like, what I did was wrong and she goes anything wrong. Yeah, she was like, Gypsy Rose was like, what I did was wrong. And she goes,

don't say that. Don't say that. And she goes, what do you mean? She was like, murder's wrong. Murder's wrong. And Joey goes,

oh, that. Yeah, that is wrong. That's wrong. What did you think I was talking about? No idea. But Gypsy Rose and her weird-looking

new boyfriend. Peter Griffin. They're having, like, crazy comments on Instagram together in front of the whole world. Ryan, don't listen to the haters. Besides, they jealous because you are rocking my world every night.

Oh my god, Gypsy Bros. Yeah, I said it. The D is fire. Jesus Christ. D stands for Down Syndrome. The Down Syndrome. Your Down Syndrome's fire. Happy wife, happy life. So, yeah.

Bro, they are peeling the paint off the walls. They are fucking the shit out of each other. Yeah. Yeah. It's gotta be. Imagine what that house smells like. He's huge, too. He's giant. He's like a fucking bear.

He's gonna kill her. She's not so small. She's sturdy. Yeah, look at her legs. She's a good woman. She's like Jack and the Beanstalk. She's banging. And I, once again, I'm a Gypsy Rose Blanchard supporter.

Yeah. I think she had to do what she had to do. I think it's fucked up that she's now just banging people and she's free while that poor boyfriend is stuck in the big house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy that did all the dirty work. That is fucked. Yeah.

And he was just doing what he was told. He was an innocent little, he was a sweetheart. How old was he when he got convicted? 20, young 20s. Young 20s, I guess. Yeah, no, let him go. He won't do it again. Well, why is she allowed out and he's not?

Because he did it? He pulled the trigger. Yeah, that's the, that's, but they, you know, Manson didn't pull any triggers and he was in prison forever, you know? Perhaps it's sexism, I don't know. Yeah. It's, you know, the court system's rigged against men, they say. It is. But you know. That's fucked up that he's, that he has to watch Yeah. It's, you know, the court system's rigged against men, they say. It is. But, you know.

That's fucked up that he has to watch this. It is fucked. I hope that they just, like, don't even talk to him about it. This might be the biggest, like, large-scale cucking I've ever seen in my entire life. It really is. Yeah. He killed her mom for her. Yeah.

And then he takes all the blame. Yeah. And she's out all the blame. Yeah. And she's out now and she's just... She said she had 250 messages from guys in prison. You know what I want to see?

It's probably not that much. I want to see a threesome. I want to see a threesome. The Menendez brothers are fucking Gypsy Rose. Yeah. She's the lucky Pierre. She's getting Eiffel Tower.

Lucky Pierre. What the fuck? That's the term. That's the term? You're in the middle. You're lucky Pierre. You're in the middle of an Eiffel Tower. You're the lucky Pierre.

Oh my God. Yeah. But they're bonding. They bond about, hey, we killed our parents. Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny.

The lucky Pierre. Oh, fuck, dude. Holy shit. What did she do in prison? She's got that meth face. I'm finally free. Meth face. She's really fat.

It's as if her mom poisoned her Throughout her entire childhood And convinced her she was mentally retarded Gave her meth face Hey everyone this is Gypsy I'm finally free Her and OJ start like a thing What?

Her and OJ start like a thing They start tweeting each other videos Well you interrupted me Keep playing it co cocksucker. I fucking hate you. Next. Yeah. Fucking dickhead.

Moving on. That was an honest response. I was like, oh, that's me. Just keep the video rolling. Oh, I thought that's what you said, but thanks for confirming it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you, John.

I thought there was more to that. I don't know. There's a better chance you end up with her than OJ. Dude, I would fucking rock, yeah. I love you, Josh. I thought there was more to that. I don't know. I mean, there's a better chance you end up with her than OJ. Dude, I would fucking rock her world. I know you would. She looks like one of the girls you get a threesome with in mom movies.

Look at her eyes are crossed. She looks like she's looking right at you right now. Kind of. Life as a free woman. What's up with her teeth? The 32-year-old who was released from custody last year.

Oh, they fell out and shit. Her mom had her teeth pulled. She went through utter hell, dude. This poor girl. Her mom was apparently trying to turn her into the V for Vendetta revolutionaries. This week takes to Instagram, December 31st, to give her followers an update on her post-prison life. Who's that? And thank them for all their support.

It's a random follower. Wearing a New Orleans Saints jersey and sporting a fresh set of nails and lashes. Is she a NOLA girl? I don't know. Oh, I like her. Who dat? Who dat? Who dat city gonna keep me in a basement?

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat gonna kill my mom? Who dat? Who dat city, baby? The Louisiana native had this to say. Hey, everyone. This is Gypsy.

I'm finally free. How does she have money and shit? I just want to send a quick video to thank everyone for the... How does she what? How does she have money and shit? Do you think she's got a book deal? I bet there's a book deal probably. Definitely a book deal.

Movies. The movie probably paid her. Oh, yeah. There was the show. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. For her fucking... Yep.

God. I wish I was tortured. Make a show about me and my torture. The Menendez brothers get nothing, but they went out once. Courtside seats, and they had a nice Sunday drive in a Ferrari. They sat away forever. You know, they were raped. They were.

And you still think they deserve it. Hearing they deserve a life sentence. My whole thing with that is that I don't even know if they actually got raped. Yeah, isn't that sus? Yeah, because they killed their parents, got the inheritance, instantly started buying Ferraris, and they got spending crazy amounts of money. But imagine

if you never had fun before and you finally killed that monkey on your back. I could see that being... I could also see that. I could see that being... I could also see that. I could see it. I'm not totally against that, but it's just so suspicious. If you're getting raped, and you killed your rapist,

and you got away with it... I would buy a Ferrari. I would just be like, man, I can finally not be getting raped. No, be honest. You said you'd shrug a rape off. No, it's crazy. No, but if I was them, if I was like said you'd shrug a rape off. No, it's crazy. No, but if I was them,

if I was like a normal weaker man, if I was a weaker man like them, I'd be like, oh God, we're not getting raped anymore. Let's just live a humble life and be happy that we got away with killing our rapists. You're right, you're right. It's crazy behavior.

Yeah. It's not, listen, they've never done that before. Yeah. They didn't know how they were going to feel. You know what I mean? They've never done that before. Yeah. They didn't know how they were going to feel. You know what I mean? They've never done that before. They've never killed their parents before

who had been raping them. So they don't, who knows the rush? Who knows the minute you do that, you go, woo! You could immediately buy Knicks tickets. You get a sweet,

you get a sweet, it's like Home Alone 2. You walk into a limo, cheese pizza, sir. And you're like, they're dead. They're dead. It's like Home Alone 2. You walk into a limo. Cheese pizza, sir. You're like, they're dead. It's like the blank check movie where you get a water slide that goes from your bedroom to the pool outside. It's blank check.

So I don't know. I mean, I'm being a little ridiculous, but I kind of am wondering like, I know their actions were crazy. If they did get raped, I will say like, yeah, that's a good kill. If they were getting raped. I just don't know if they were. And I haven't seen real evidence. It is a little too celebratory for somebody who gets raped.

That's what I'm saying. Thank you. Yeah, you'd kind of just be, like, in a dark hole. Right, because you've got rape trauma. You'd be standing over the dead body, like, huffing. And then you would, like, go lay down for, like, 48 hours. Well, I'm sure they had a couple huffs and puffs after. But I don't know how your brain could do that.

No, I know. It's crazy. The trauma lasts a lifetime. It's not like, oh, okay, I had a couple huffs and puffs. Now I'm going to go get tennis lessons from the number one tennis guy in the world and buy a Ferrari. It was crazy. And then I'm going to speed around town and go to nightclubs and do coke and fuck.

Yeah, killing a rapist and renting out Raging Waters doesn't really add up. Yeah, exactly. They were very young. They were very young. And you can't judge anybody until you've walked a mile in their shoes. They were very young and they were very hot. God damn, you can't even blame his dad.

Can't blame him. Can't blame him. Anyway, back to Gypsy Rose. Also, wait. They killed their mom, too. Yes. She didn't rape him. Who't blame him. Anyway, back to Gypsy Rose. Also, wait. They killed their mom, too. Yes. She didn't rape him. Who wasn't saying anything

and let it happen forever. Like, I don't even know. Did they even say she knew? And I heard she stopped making dinners later. Okay. In the last few years, she stopped.

No more home-cooked meals. Well, no excuse for that. They were latchkey kids. The richest latchkey. They were raped latchkey kids. The Menatchkey They were raped Latchkey kids The Menendez brothers I'm just saying My mom stops making

Bakes eaty Bye bye Time to go Might be time For a shotgun to the head Mom Take a bite of your head Sugar

Oh my god What have I done Everyone has been Really really nice and supportive. I really appreciate that. It's nice to be home. I'm back home in Louisiana. I'm enjoying a beautiful day outside.

I'm dating Nicola Jokic. And since her release, Gypsy has not shied away from the spotlight. Instead, she's been embracing her strong social media presence by posting regularly to her now 5 million Instagram followers. God damn it, dude. These bitches. What do we gotta do to get some fucking

Instagram attention? I mean, it's unbelievable. 5 million? That's crazy. We're gonna start poisoning each other with oatmeal and shit. We gotta get into the news somehow. I mean, also, I have no... What would we do with 5 million followers?

Besides becoming immediately unfunny. Have 4.5 million people unfollow us almost immediately. Do you think there's 5 million people out there that connect with what we do? No. Not a chance, right? No, no way. In the 7 billion on Earth, I don't think there's 5 million that understand what we do.

I think 99.9% of people on this planet would be horrified by any of it. Yeah, I know. It's true. Really? Yeah. I think there's a lot of, you know, solid people out there. See, here's the thing, John. You act like you are this

with all your other friends. No. You don't say stuff like that. Well, you know, at the bar, I'm pretty cuckoo. Yeah, but that's under the guise of like... Oh, the bar at the train station? Yeah.

All the crapheads and shit. You're a little crazy there? Yeah. Exactly. Does Tex Watson not have a problem with what you say? Bio reading, public figure, public speaker, author, advocating awareness. She's already got more fucking credits than anybody I know in comedy.

Public figure, public speaker, author, advocating awareness about Munchausen syndrome by proxy. I mean, that's amazing. Most comics would kill for those credits. Imagine you bring up a comic, you go, advocating awareness for Munchausen by proxy syndrome. Give it up! He was just on Kimmel!

You know him from OnlyFans also. Munchausen Syndrome by proxy. Just yesterday, she shared a sweet pic of her and husband Ryan Scott Anderson kissing in what appears to be their home, Now what do you think his parents think of this? They probably think it's dope. They're probably so happy he has a girlfriend. Is that all? Anybody. Yes.

Right? Yeah. Yeah, because he's a big oaf. Yeah. He's a weird looking oaf. Yeah. He's porking the shit out of her, though. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Definitely. And that's good. He's a weird looking oaf. He's porking the shit out of her though.

Definitely. And that's good. For somebody that was worked on like Frankenstein for her whole childhood, she doesn't look that bad. She looks pretty good. She looks better than anyone would expect for what happened to her. She's kind of leaning into a Chola aesthetic too. She is. She's like a Ruka.

I feel like you'll see her at Dodger Stadium. She sounds like she'd be like, stupid. Like, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's right there. Yeah. ...that reads, Ryan and Gypsy. She captions the post, a New Year's Eve, Eve, kiss with my hubby.

And she lets fans know that they'll be able to get the inside scoop. Just met when they get married in their shitty kitchen? They must have met in... Oh, she their shitty kitchen. They must've met in, well, she's in prison. He must've been right. And their marriage very soon saying, watch how our love story began on the prison confessions of gypsy Rose Blanchard airing on lifetime.

Gypsy is set to tell her story in her own words in the new lifetime docu series. That's her mom. Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah. Deserved it just for that. Look at that factory farm. Oh God. Look at that woman. Look at that factory farm. Oh God. Oh my Lord, dude. Look at that woman.

Look at that woman. I was watching a documentary called Food Inc. the other day and she showed up in one of the fucking cattle cars. Well, I loved her in Dune.

She was phenomenal, I thought. It's like the lobster at the Chinese restaurant. She's all harsh as the leader of Iraq is. The defense attorney just goes,

okay, Jerry, exhibit one. It's just that picture. He goes, I rest my case. He goes, fat as shit, your honor. I mean, that looks like season one Roseanne. Worse, worse. Look at this poor chick. Oh, so she always had the eyes.

I think she started pretty wonky. Gypsy was first arrested with her ex-boyfriend Nicholas Godejohn after her mother's report. This poor fucking guy. This guy. He doesn't even know what's going on. This guy has no clue what's happening. He looks like a human deer.

He looks like he's been munched out in also. He does. He also was suffering. This guy looks like a human deer. He looks like he's been munched out in also. He does. He also is suffering. This guy looks like there's signs to watch out for him trying to cross the road on the highway. You know they're clowning on him so hard in prison right now. Multiple stab wounds in June 2015. She pled guilty to second-degree murder and was sentenced to 10 years in prison. But after serving seven years for her role in the death of her mother, she was granted parole

You can see Gypsy's full story in the upcoming series, The Prison Confessions of Gypsy Rose Blanchard Do you know anything about Gypsy Rose, John, before we start talking about her? I mean, yeah, not more than any of you guys Now, but did you know before about this bitch? No, I wasn't, I like, I knew about Munchausen by proxy It's like the scariest disease ever, the mental disorder ever, but, you know before about this bitch? No, I wasn't. I knew about Munchausen by proxy. It's like the scariest disease ever. The mental disorder ever.

Yeah. Well. Yeah. Poor Gypsy. But she's out now and it's a beautiful redemption arc. I think she's kind of a baddie, if I'm being honest. Here she speaks out. ABC News exclusive Gypsy Rose Blanchard is speaking out for the first time since leaving prison. Blanchard's complicated

life story has captivated the nation. She looks like Andre the Giant. What the fuck? It looks like it's out of the Princess Bride. It's Chris Farley in a fucking wig. It looks like every night she would leave Gypsy, she would get a babysitter for Gypsy and then she'd go to a WWF

match and get stapled. She goes, you're a retard, Gypsy. Hagrid-looking ass. Jumps off the top of the cage and just fucking lands on Gypsy. She's got a tooth coming out of her nose. She looks like Matt Foley. She's got tooth coming out of her nose. Yeah, she looks like Matt Foley.

And after she plotted to kill her allegedly abusive mother, she sat down with 2020 anchor Deborah Roberts. Allegedly? That's a weird use of allegedly. Everyone agrees that she was. They were charged with it, yeah. She wasn't charged with it, though, was she? No, no, but it's like confirmed that she didn't have the diseases that her mother claimed. Well, you know, with my record, I love to hear that.

Why? No, you, that's your. Even after you go away, they'll still say allegedly. I love to know that that's mother clan. Well, you know, with my record, I love to hear that. Even after you go away, they'll still say allegedly. I love to know that that's other people. That's your most used word. My record is horrific. Oh my God. People don't even understand the crimes I've committed.

Can't wrap their heads around it. It's incomprehensible. People can't wrap their minds around my crimes. It's like an eldritch horror. can't wrap their heads around it it's incomprehensible people can't wrap their minds around my crimes it's like an eldritch horror people are going insane to just the thought of your rapes

oh my god rebuilding her life I share my story to be a cautionary tale so that the next person that might be in a situation like mine, they don't take the route that I did. Get a hillbilly. She looks good. She's got a great makeup, Lee.

I mean, I'm not arguing against it. It's the hottest woman I've ever seen in my entire life. You don't realize how much you're restricted in prison. I felt like I was- Let me interrupt you right there, you dumbass bitch. I think that's the whole point of prison. People don't understand when you're in prison, there's bars. And you're in a cave.

They don't understand when you're in prison, you're not allowed to kill your mother. It's the only thing I wanted to do. You can't even kill people who annoy you. Annoying. Her mom was just simply annoying. She grounded her a lot. Well, then I just stepped in the tight to collar. It was amazing.

Her world shifted. I mean, I know at the time, like when her mom was probably like pulling her teeth out or like whatever having shit done like like it's it sucked but little did she know she'd look like fucking the bondville she'd look dope as shit like she looks she looks like a rapper out of houston yeah she looks awesome with those gold teeth i mean that's she looks like she's in ug gay i'm in love i love her i love her and she's in UG Gay. I'm in love. I love her. I love her. And she's a thick bitch.

If she breaks up with this guy, there's 80 million black dudes lining up around her. I'm surprised it's not a black dude. Oh my god, dude. Are you kidding me? If she takes one walk through Atlanta, she'd have so many dudes lining up for her.

One trip to Houston and she's set. Oh my god. The 3-6 Mafia, if they got a hold of her. Are you kidding me? She'd be the lemon pepper queen. After spending

nearly nine years in prison for helping plot the murder of her own mother, Gypsy, a victim of her mother's psychological disorder, commonly known as Munchausen Syndrome. It looks like the fat face app. That doesn't even look like a fucking person. Rewind like two seconds.

That is crazy looking. Yeah, that's wild. She makes Gypsy look normal. Yeah. Good God. The steel teeth are crazy. It is crazy you have to plan an assassination for this woman. Like, just, it'll happen.

Just wait a minute. She might have, like, sumo wrestlers. Wait a month. She's gonna pass out. Mother's psychological disorder, commonly known as Munchausen syndrome by proxy, in which parents seek sympathy through the exaggerated or made-up illnesses of their children.

Since childhood, Gypsy's mother, Dee Dee, portrayed her daughter as frail, disabled, suffering from multiple illnesses, including leukemia and muscular dystrophy. That's a big one. Yeah, what, do you have a turret gun? It's like a doom villain. Unnecessary surgery.

He rolled a fucking cannon into the home. He's throwing a plasma grenade on her back. We get a kill streak in modern warfare. UAV strike on her. What the fuck, dude? He has the armor piercing rounds from heat. By the way, this chihuahua, it's like, I am dying. That's actually a great name.

Her teeth removed. It was all a lie. When you look at these pictures now of Gypsy Rose, what do you think now? She goes, I like to go by Mike Jones associate with that little girl in two words I know that it's me but at the same time that isn't me anymore your mom has been portrayed as a monster I don't believe my mother was a monster yeah Physically, yeah. She had a lot of demons herself that she was struggling with.

I didn't want her dead. Well, prison- She goes, hold on. Let me interrupt you. I'm saying she looked like a monster. Oh yeah, yeah, sure. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a ghoul of a woman. A ghoul.

A troll, if you will. A true golem. And I had to pay the troll toll. But prison's the place where you go and you, like, you get all this time to think. Like, you're kind of, like, conditioned to say this when you get out of prison, you know? She wasn't a monster. I feel bad for my actions and yada, yada, yada.

I mean, it is honest to say, like, I shouldn't. Killing her was not the right route. That is fair. Like, she should have made a report to,, like, I shouldn't, killing her was not the right route. That is fair. Like, she should have made a report to, you know, some child protective. Well, I don't think it was that easy. There was, I think there was a lot of attempts to alert neighbors and the police. Well, she had a boyfriend enough that would come over and kill the guy. She easily could have made the same effort to, like, contact the local authorities.

Yeah, she was. She had blood lust, dude. She wanted to kill. She wanted to kill. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. She hated her. Yeah. How could you not?

I would hate her, too, but yeah, that's the thing, though. But Ben, are you saying now she was a martyr? She was letting it go on and wasn't telling the boyfriend, like, go call the cops or whatever? I don't really know. No, I think that she was obviously mentally deficient because of what her mom did to her, and her boyfriend looks like a fucking full-blown retard also. They're like, what do we do here? We kill her.

Yeah. You know what's scary, though? They're like two junkie criminals, essentially. You know what I mean? Like, we have to take her out. But she would act retarded and shit, so she must have believed she was retarded at one point, but the scariest idea is how dark it would have been

to realize, no, I'm not retarded, and I can kill. Well, no, her mom was like pumping her full of drugs. I can kill. I'd say the her mom was like pumping her full of drugs. I can kill. I'd say the retarded part of her was the killer. Well, she manipulated a retard. She was like, I am not you

and I can manipulate another retard to kill my mom. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think he just wanted to get laid. Yeah, that's sad too. He wanted pussy

and she wanted blood and they got together and they'd work something out it was too it was a bunch of irrational idiots you think they ever fucked oh yeah i don't fucking hope so just for that guy i just just for him i hope that after he bodied her if anything i hope the guy has like a bass pro sports like jumpsuit like i hope he's yeah it's mossy like that hunter here let's do it let's do prison break for him full of leaves let's do it i think i gave him a banjo and like they let him he shred the solo from delivery every once in a while he's running this one he sleeps in a ghillie suit

yeah yeah i just wanted out of my situation she never mentioned that that was the only way out in yeah let's talk about him she. She's starting to turn on her. But she's a classic city girl now. She's got the mouth full of gold and shit. She's a dime. She's like, broke man don't need shit. She's moving on. She's like Cardi B.

She's like robbing guys. She's drugging guys at motels and shit. She's a city girl now. She's like, so then my boyfriend at the time, he like walked up in my mom's room. He was like, she's like, my mom acted up and she got smacked up.

City girl. And plotted with a boyfriend she met online. Nicholas Godejohn. Look at him. I mean, he looks more fucked than her. It's crazy. Somebody get him some Burt's Bees. Look at those lips. That is insane.

His lips look like the Sahara Desert. To kill her mother. I also love these like very like these perfectly, these moles on her chin that are just perfectly, they're right next to each other. Like the snake bite. That is gorgeous. Nah, she's hot as shit.

She is so hot. Look, she's got the fucking Nutella splatter all over her face. Colleagues on the same side, they say that symmetry is one of the key marks of beauty. They love each other because they add the same haircut.

Devin, I hate that I'm going to say this. It kind of looks like you right there. I really hate that I'm saying that, but... Those are Devin's gay eyes. Connor, Connor... The eyes he's giving to the camera. Connor, I'll have my picture soon. Devin's mugshot.

And I'll look much better than that, sweetie. And I'll look a lot hotter than him. Okay. ...plead guilty to second-degree murder. Godejohn was convicted of carrying out the stabbing death and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. He used the battle axe. Is it fair that he

is incarcerated for life for killing your mom and you're out? Well, I'm sure that we both have a lot of regrets. All I can really say is that... Oh, you cold blooded bitch. How about a simple no, it's not fair? Yeah. She is cold-blooded.

Let's see what she's going to say. I did my time. He's doing his time for his part. You bitch. You stupid bitch. And I wish him well on his journey. I want to pull her fucking teeth out myself. That's cold as shit. That's cold. He's getting turned out in prison

I wish him well Alright I don't like you anymore gypsy I did my thing He's doing his thing I don't know Fair is fair That's the streets You are not ride or die

What is this by the way Do they have an aquarium in prison What is this shit It's a landscape No it's like water What is this water stuff Oh is it like a fucking Dream sequence

Oh maybe Oh cause fucking Katrina happened. And a drama series, The Act. I'm so trapped. I can't tell anyone. Gypsy now sharing unscripted personal details about her past in a lifetime docuseries, The Prison Confessions of Gypsy Rose Blanchard. You say that you were addicted to painkillers. How serious was this addiction?

She goes, when them shits hit. She goes, we be sipping that scissor. They said you love the purple Sprite. When that shit hit, man, we all go to the All-Star game. I'm just saying you haven't lived until you had a zip and double cup. I'm going to get high as fuck. You have a double cup up at the All-Star game. You're popping holes in the players' condoms.

I'm trying to have a baby. I want Andre Drummond's baby. I'm Andre Drummond's baby. I'm Andre Drummond's baby mama. My name is Gypsy Rose Blanchard, she's saying. And I'm trying to knock, I'm trying to get knocked up by Chet Holmgren, motherfucker. Really hard to talk about because it took me down a really dark path.

But I felt like it was my only way to cope for a time. So when you made this decision to take part in the killing of your mom, were you high? Yes, I was. And do you blame that for your decision? No, no. I don't blame drugs. I don't blame drugs. I don't blame anything. Yeah, I don't trust anything she says on parole.

I don't make excuses. And now? And now I'm sober. Now I haven't used in four years. And I don't feel the need. I'm out on bail, California dreaming. Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California. She just gets up.

She's just wilding. She's crazy. She goes, who are you, bitch? You ain't Gayle King, motherfucker. Bring me. She goes, bring me my riches. She goes, California love. I'm out.

You ain't Gale King, bitch. You ain't Gale King, bitch. She's like, I watch all this shit in the pen. This is Gypsy. I'm finally free God what a babe Her journey sparking I still

I can't get over By how it's so funny Like you could If you want You could You could do like The like The terrible thing

And have like Way more followers Than like anybody Trying to have followers Not that I'm trying I don't try I don't care anymore I'm done

With the whole Thinking about all that shit I've been done With that for a while And that's when Everything starts You're like Hey Gypsy Rose I'm not even trying. I'm done with the whole thinking about all that shit. I've been done with that for a while. And that's when everything starts. You're like, hey, Gypsy Rose. I'm not even trying.

You're like, anyone could have killed their mom. She pulls up a bunch of letters. Show her some Gypsy Rose's followers. She pulls up a bunch of letters. They're all from me. And it's just me very insecurely telling her, I don't even need that amount of followers. I'm doing a podcast.

I'm sticking to myself. We're just going to keep growing. Just 50 letters being like, you think you're better than me? Yeah. Following online. Do you feel any conflict with that? You've got fame, even though you participated in a murder?

She goes, they got me trapped! I feel conflicted. I wish I knew more lyrics. Fame is not what I'm looking for. I always said I think I'm infamous, and then I came out famous. You've had shots of your selfie out of prison. You've commented on your love life. Are you enjoying the attention?

Honestly, I'm a very shy person. I don't think that I'm doing anything that anybody else wouldn't do. I'm being myself. Ryan Anderson, her new husband who wrote Gypsy in prison, was waiting outside the prison doors after his wife's release. You know, Gypsy's just a beard for his, like, child-born, like, obsession. Like, he's gonna... This guy's a fucking furry.

He's gonna get caught by Colin Shoemakers. I mean, that's his next victim. This guy's a freak, and I'm not saying that because I'm jealous. I'm not. No, look at him. I am in love with her, and I'm not saying that because I'm jealous. I'm not. No, look at him. I am in love with her, but I'm not jealous. Look at him. He's your classic guy that does, like, he's in, like, tech support or something,

and he drives, like, a shitty Camry. He goes to the clam with the boys. And occasionally he shows up to, like, a Kmart in a parking lot, and he tries to meet a little kid. He buys little girls clothes. And in the meantime, he goes, oh, Gypsy Rose looks enough like a kid. He shows up outside a house with a bottle of vodka, some condoms, and some pizza rolls. Is it ties?

Take a seat. Take a seat. You're trying to fuck a girl that's loaded up with drugs. Her teeth have been pulled out of her head. She's bald. Her mom has told her she's mentally retarded. Take a seat. Let's talk about that.

Now, what do you like about her tits? Those weird, deformed tits that her mom used to punch every night. The mom had her tits deflated by a plastic surgeon. What are we doing? He deserves this after what she said about that sweet man. About that sweet retard?

Yeah. That fucking, God damn it. Poor guy. That poor, that fauna that she was dating. My heart breaks for him.

Yeah. It does. They feed that guy breaks for him. Yeah. It does. They feed that guy grass in prison. Yeah, he lives off a sea moth. They give him moss. He sucks rock all day. Give him his rock. He goes, I need my zinj.

They just hand him rocks. He's put rocks in his mouth. Makes me want to do something crazy. Oh, no, Connor. Makes me want to do something crazy. Oh, no, Connor. Makes me want to do something a little crazy. The power you wield with a gun. Gypsy, if you don't love me, I'll fucking do it. Should we try and get Gypsy on the pod?

Absolutely. Of course, I'll hit her up. She'll respond. She already got my letters. But you're really together physically for the first time. Oh, my God. Look at him. We call it newly together wins.

What are your plans? Do you want to have children? He goes, well, we're just going to eat a lot of Krabby Patties. We're going to get our hips to be the same size. Starting a family. We're going to start traveling around the South and reviewing restaurants together. Well, we've seen the will and dawn, and we think we can dominate them. We're going to the Will and Don arena.

So, yeah, they go to Golden Corrals. We'll go to CeCe's Pizzas, okay? Lives are pretty hectic right now. So this is your happily ever after. How are your lives hectic? What does that mean? It is, yeah. I had to kiss a couple frogs

to get to this one those guys kiss a couple frogs that's what she says about the guy the guy that killed your mom for you you drug riddled hooah and now she's saying she got this reverse jared Reverse Jared from Subway if he never ate the sandwiches. Acting like he's Prince Charming. It's reverse Jared. It's like Jared in Rewind. He's amazing. Oh, God. All right, relax, Jep. The interviewer goes, yuck.

Oh, God. All right, relax, Jep. Relax. The interviewer goes, yuck. Can Deborah Roberts join me next week? Ew, guys. Ew, don't ever do that again. She goes, America's watching. Don't ever do that.

ABC, guys, please don't. And she goes, now, did that taste like nickels to you? More than anything else else I was so surprised by her comportment she is very well spoken she is self aware she is thick she clearly says

she doesn't miss here's one thing how come people are always surprised that people from prison can like speak like they've actually probably read more

than any of us yeah they gotta go through like social situations that they don't talk their way out they've been through insane uh experiences she probably never fathom i bet she sounded really dumb during the trial and stuff yeah when she was like yeah no but i'm gonna say if that's all you know her from and then you're like oh wait now she's like this fucking right she had to get really smart convincing the guards to give her like menstrual pads and shit. Excuses for the fact that she's done something horrific or participated in something horrific. Just how composed she was.

And this is a gal who says she came out and went into prison with a second grade education. That kind of was a. And, you know, obviously educated herself a little bit. A pretty good angle. The way she played, talking about her mother. Should we go down a little more Gypsy Rose route? No, what else we got in there? Well, she's on The View, but I don't think we can watch it.

Oh, yeah, we're going to get fucked for that. Connor got married. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about the wedding. Sure. John snuck his way in somehow. How did John get in there? Let's just say a lot of people had to cancel

to John I saw that going Someone canceled, I'm like, what about your fourth cousin Valerie, can he come? She's like, no I'm like, John Let me ask them again never mind okay let me give my fourth cousin the phone john when did you leave i don't remember you leaving you left after the dinner wasted you left right after the dinner yeah i had to get i'd get going by the way

guess what he did the next night or maybe that night he got drunk with some chick did you really yeah you did and so you didn't drink with us at the wedding? No. You fucking piece of shit, dude. Yeah. You just are like... I had like four beers at your house. You could have had... You had zero at my wedding.

Yeah. Well, it saved you money. Best night of my fucking life. Saved you money. You were buying non-alcoholic beers. Yeah, you were... On my tab.

You were getting non-alcoholic beers. It's annoying as shit. They're cheaper than regular beers, man. Why weren't you just drinking like diet cups? No, they're more expensive. Why were you pretending you were drinking? Why didn't you drink water?'s annoying as shit. They're cheaper than regular beers. Why weren't you just drinking diet cups? No, they're more expensive.

Why were you pretending? Why didn't you drink water? Because they taste good. So you drank with a girl the next night and not at the wedding with all your podcast friends? Unbelievable. Best night of my life. You're best friends, not just podcast friends. No, right.

Right. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty rude. It's fine. Literally your best friend. It's fine. I'll drink with you guys again. Don't worry. Not tonight. I don't that's pretty rude. It's fine. Literally your best friend. It's fine. I'll drink with you guys again. Don't worry.

Not tonight. I don't want to drink with you. Apparently, we have to fuck you to get you to drink with us. Did you even fuck? Did you fuck? No. Trump, did you pierce this? This is unbelievable.

This is heartbreaking. You have two perfect zits. It looks like a piercing. It's crazy. It's like a trouble area. But you're a scumbag For not drinking At Connor's wedding So you didn't work the next day? No that wasn't the next day

This was like fucking days later You said it was That weekend No it wasn't I didn't say that You said the weekend You said last weekend Well also my sense of time

Is like gone So what day was it? My wedding wasn't Friday I don't even remember honestly It was either Monday or Tuesday His wedding was last Friday Whatever Days after A couple of days after monday

no excuse man no you drank on a monday it's even less excusable yeah that's my day off you looked good but why were you wearing like wrestling shoes me because i didn't want to buy i bought a suit i'm not buying shoes i had clean sneakers you look great thanks you did look great i thought you look great i just don't know how dare you you looked great. How dare you? We wish you hung out a little bit longer. Well, you know, it's like, I just didn't.

I was tired. I had to go check on fucking Frankie. I do appreciate you. Okay, that's a good excuse. You were taking care of Connor. I appreciate it. Connor's dog.

So that's a good excuse. Also, like, that whole week, I did not sleep. Like, I spent one night in my place. That entire week. No, I understand.

I think that was the most I've ever drank in one day. On the wedding? Yeah. Because you started earlier? What do you mean? Yeah, I mean,

we had the ceremony at 1030 in the morning and then we went back to the hotel and just started chugging. Yeah, that was crazy. I drank till 430 in the morning.

Were you, like, fucked up when you showed up at the wedding? No, I took Adderall. I felt fucking cocky. Yeah, Connor was still counting i've never been

locked into my entire life dude it's it was phenomenal you did look intense yeah yeah no you were up i took an adderall too i got i'm not gonna say who but somebody there had an adderall and they gave it to me and then i'm also not gonna say who but somebody else there said they go hey we're doing molly you want to do Molly? And I was like, no, not really. Who took Molly in my wedding? I don't even know what's happening. You want me to say? Yeah, who cares? Vince. Yeah, that's fine. And then he goes, he said

he goes, he's like, do you want some? He's like, I'm gonna do it. I'll let you know if it's good. He goes, if it's good, I'll just put some in your drink. Oh, and like, we'll let you know? Yeah. That's crazy. Don't dose me.

I don't tell me if it's good. We'll discuss. I don't want to. Don't just dose me. Like, I'll reach a fear. We'll renegotiate. Did you end up doing it? I don't think so.

Andrew dosed me at fucking Vincent's wedding. My friends are date rapists, I think. I don't know what's going on. That's crazy. Yeah. I didn't do anything that night. It was all natural. And I lasted a long time.

I could tell by the end of the night. Oh yeah, that picture of me. Yeah, dude, Devin develops scoliosis when he gets really fucked up. He crumples into the couch in a formation I've really never seen a human body look like. Because I'm relaxing.

No, your body looks like it's been found at the end of a river. It was like... He's got rigor mortis. He's like a Faces of Death guy. You're kind of blue. There's a few tears. Like John Bonet Ramsey.

I mean, I had... I think I had like 13 gin and tonics. When I left, you were on gin and tonic. I don't even know. I'm just saying glasses. The lady just... I stopped ordering them, and she would just keep seeing mine was empty and bringing me a new one. Yeah, I had to pump the brakes at the actual dinner, because I was like, I've been, I literally

took like three, four shots, and had six beers before I showed up to the dinner. It was absurd drinking. And then, yeah, I had a few at the dinner, and then at the after party. It was just fucking... It was non-stop. By the way, your dad gave... I even said to your dad, I'm like, this is going to sound phony, but that was the best wedding speech that I've ever heard.

It was so fucking good. Devin gave a really nice one, too. Valerie's whole Mexican family, though, was like, is Devin in love with Valerie? What's going on? It was a very passionate speech. He was just like, I just love them so much. I love Valerie. She's the best. I have it on video. Her whole conservative

Mexican family was like, what the fuck is this? Maybe we'll watch it on the Patreon. Have you recorded it on video? I didn't know that people, because Valerie for weeks was like, you're going to speak, right? And I was like, yeah, I plan on it, I guess. Yeah, I don't know how it's going to go, but I'll speak if it's natural.

So then I felt all this pressure, like, yeah, I should speak, and I wanted to. You did really good, but... But I wasn't supposed to, I found out. I found out there was like a list of people. There was a lineup. You cut her sisters in line. Yeah, and you fucking buried them.

Valerie was saying, like, to tell you to speak, though. She was telling me to speak. Yeah, yeah. So then she never hit me up about the order of things. No, the floor was open. I was not booked. Yeah. And then everyone was just, like, reading off their phones.

You couldn't hear them because the mic didn't work. So everyone was just like, no one could... I mean, I'm loud as shit. Unfortunately for the listeners of this show, like with the mic, it's not as great for them. Yeah.

But like in public, I can, you can hear. Oh yeah. You can project. So I was projecting and I don't know, I was speaking from the heart.

I mean, I had a, I love you both. It was lovely. It was lovely. It was really nice. It was like your dad's speech and then Devin's speech

was second and then everybody else was just like heartfelt, nice speeches, but you know, couldn't hear some. Yeah, my dad's speech and then Devin's speech was second. And then everybody else was just like heartfelt, nice speeches. But, you know, couldn't hear some. Yeah, my dad's speech was so good that I'm like, I might have to steal those bits. Can I say what he said? His joke?

Yeah, go ahead. It's so fucking funny. He goes, he's like, such a beautiful time. I can't believe this. It's so good. It's such a beautiful day. Welcome to the family, Valerie. And then he goes, also, I would like to apologize because now you are Valerie McNutt. And then he goes, there have been many, many generations of women with beautiful, exotic last names who had to take on the name McNutt.

Because my wife, the lovely, powerful Irish name Brick. Yeah. And he kept giving all these. Now a McNutt. Because my wife, the lovely, powerful Irish name, Brick. Yeah. And he kept giving all these... He's now a McNutt. He kept giving all these examples of these exotic names that are strong or they were like, you know,

he was like singing these foreign names and stuff. And then he goes... And this is a true story. This is very true. Yeah, he goes, the only girl that was happy to take McNutt?

He goes, my grandmother, Tiffany Hoare. My great-grandmother's maiden name was Hoare. That's great. H-O-R-E. He goes, could you imagine growing up with that name? He goes, hey, where's the little Hoare girl, huh? And he just did all these act outs.

Did you hear the little Hoare is getting married? That's right. They're like, oh, who's he marrying? One of the McNut boys. Like, thank God. No, it was killing. The whole speed was coming back to me. I was dying.

It was really good. I was dying. It was all a blur. He crushed. Yeah. It was very sweet, too, because he's old. He's almost 70. By the way, he looks amazing.

Yeah. He is an Adonis. He looks 45. His hair is perfect still. Yeah. He looks 45. His hair is like perfect still. Yeah. He's in great shape. Yeah. He was a collegiate champion wrestler.

The whole night I kept going like, hey, John, please, he can beat you in wrestling. Yeah. And just trying to like troll him. I'm telling you, man. I still to this day don't think I can take my dad. He's got an old man energy to him. He would kill John.

Your dad looks better than most like 70, 70-year-old celebrities. Yeah. He looks amazing. How tall is he? Six foot. Really? Yeah. I thought he was, like, 6'2".

No, he has, like, a tall stature to him. He looks taller. Because he's got such a good, like, clean build. I slouch. Yeah. Yeah, he's just got, like, a big, broad shoulders, and he's just... No, I mean, like, I would fuck around with my dad. And it's, like, he understands, like, just like just like the manipulation of someone's like momentum to the point that i'm like i could i

don't think i could ever get one over on you like i wrestled a little bit and last time i was into hung out we were over there and we started talking about wrestling and he was like telling me about his background stuff and then i do this all the time when i'm drunk i like to wrestle and stuff too so i was kind of happy about this Surprise wrestling too You don't warn anybody I get attacked by you I didn't even start He started tying me up

And I was like I kind of took a fake shot on him But I felt like god he feels way too strong For his age But I love him That was a great wedding I had no idea I was interrupting great wedding. It was a beautiful time. I had no idea.

I was like, I was interrupting. I loved it. I'm happy you did. Yours was second best. Well, whatever. I'm just saying, I didn't know I was like burying family members or anything like that. I didn't know. I didn't know.

No one was getting up to speak. No, everyone was nervous. Most people aren't public speakers. They're like scared to get up there. They were like going over their notes on their phone. Well, that's when I got up. I was like, is that it? Valerie's sisters were funny accidentally because they had like a routine kind of where it was like.

A back and forth. It had a funny back and forth. Yeah. It was a lovely night. Estrada showed up to the rooftop. Yeah, and he fucking balled out. Holy shit, man. Yeah, Chris was really going wild.

What'd he do? He bought us a bottle for the table. I already bought two bottles for the rooftop. Yeah, and he fucking balled out. Holy shit, man. Yeah, Chris was really going wild. What'd he do? He bought us a bottle for the table. I already bought two bottles for the table. It was an insanely expensive... I thought Josh was buying those. No, Josh bought the first one.

I bought two. And then it was like last call and Chris was like, let me get you a bottle. And I'm like, dude, we're getting kicked out of here in like 40 minutes. He goes, fuck it, dude.

I want to do it. And he goes up to the bar and he buys like, not even, I was like, just get the cheapest one. He's like, fuck that. He bought a $700 bottle. Oh, not even, I was like, just get the cheapest one. He's like, fuck that. He bought a $700 bottle. Oh, what?

And I was like, for what? Like, nice Don Julio or something like that. But it was a very, very sweet gesture, but he was getting fucked up. He was fucked up. I could tell he was fucked up, because he was, him and I were hunched in the corner, and he was just, like, going like,

I fucking love L.A. dudes, fool. I fucking love L.A. people, fool. Yeah, that's amazing. It was very, it was very sweet it was awesome he was happy to be there it was great everyone I wanted to be there was there

and we went back to the hotel and I fell asleep at like 5am I just realized right now that I didn't get you a wedding gift and I just sent it to you right now it was just a Venmo video yeah let's see what it is wow I just said it to you right now. It's just Venmo. Venmo, dude? Yeah.

Let's see what it is. Wow. $3. Unbelievable. That's crazy. That's not true. That's how dare you. That's really, don't do that. I'm going to send that back to you.

No, please don't. No, I swear to God. I actually, I was talking to my mom. Sent way too much money. I was talking to my mom and my dad. I was like, because I was like, I have to get a baby gift for Ben Avery's little baby that he just had. And then I got a wedding and I was talking to them about it and I was like, all right, shit.

And then I just fucking realized just right now that I spaced on it. I haven't even, I haven't, you're, you just are making me panic. I haven't even thought about it. Oh, you have a wedding gift thing. Sell out right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Please don't do that. You should. Well, do it. You don't have to do it right now, but you definitely should. You don't have to do it. That's a cheap gift. No, like cash is the best thing to give for

a gift. That's Italian style. No one has to give me anything. John, you do have to give me a gift, but no one else has to do anything.

It's in the mail. Yeah, nice. I'm going to put it in cash in the envelope. Yeah. That's inconvenient. Now he has to go to the bank.

You can put it in a briefcase. No, now it's untaxed. It's duct taped around his eye. Now he has to go to the bank. You can put it in a briefcase. No, now it's untaxed. It's duct taped around his eye. Now you've just ratted him out. I ratted him out. You scumbag. My IRS is listening.

It was a lovely night. I'm really glad John could finally make it. John made up with Connor and they got over it. We're cool now. Me and Connor had a heart-to-heart

at the beginning. It's so funny, people think. We could literally come in here and say anything with a straight face, and then immediately people are like, damn, I didn't know they were going through that. I've seen threads on Reddit where it's just people going like, Connor really hates John. It's like a very good breakdown of why Connor hates him,

and there's all these ideas. There are such good breakdowns that I'm like, do I hate John? Yeah. Like, are you reading my mind? I get freaked out. Can't be right or Morgan. Are you reading my mind? Hey, Mr. Cecil, are you in my head?

Mr. Cecil. Oh, man. All right. Let's wrap this up. I think we've done some good work here today. This was a good ep. I agree. I believe. Cecil oh man alright let's wrap this up I think we've done some good work here today this was a good ep I agree

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