Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Molesting Sarah Marshall

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

White guy gets caught in the middle of a robbery and starts acting black, we investigate Russell Brand's allegations, BTK's daughter got hot, Joey shows video of the Filipino call center he ran https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. That is true.

You're close second. I mean, you and I, like, we could teach a class like at Columbia about body cam footage. Joey's gonna start making his own body cam footage. Have you seen this one? It's crazy. It's the time I shot a guy in the back of the head. No, it's really crazy.

We should watch it on the Patreon. I've done FOIA requests. I know how to request body cam footage. What did you FOIA request? I just go... You just go for recreation. You request that. Yeah, if Police Watch doesn't release something fast enough, I FOIA it myself, and I'll pull the footage.

Are you shitting me? No, I've done FOIAs. It's very easy. I love saying the word FOIA. That FOIA's great. FOIA. I FOIAed. I FOIAed.

What does that even mean, though? Freedom of Information Act. So you just go online, and you basically submit a form, and you type the you type the information so like let's say in the news somebody's like hey there was a shooting on 6th and wilshire you could go on to uh the lapd's website and just go like hey here's a foia i i demand the footage um of the shooting of the body cam and they have they have to send it to you i love it i love the idea of perverted i know i love the idea of doing that just for personal pleasure like you're not like looking into the case or trying to like see if something really happened joey's just like ordering like postmates

he's like i'm fucking bored and listen you have to send it to me listen lapd i'm trying to get my rocks off so please send it my way i I can't re-watch Face Off again. I need the footage. Joe's like, I heard a pretty hot chick got killed on 8th Street last night. Send the footage, bub. No, I'd never watch a hot chick get killed. I like to see deranged white guys holding rifles outside of Wells Fargo. You should create

like a streaming app that is... That you already have. I'm not trying to get rich off this. I like to watch it for myself. I think you could. I easily could. You're so passionate about it.

Joey's streaming app. I could start bum fights as well. But, you know, I'm just... I do it for... out of a passion. I like it. Yeah.

It's my passion. It's out of the passion. I like it. It's my passion. It's out of the passion. Well, check this one out. This is quick, too. This is like a Cliff Note body cam, and it's fucking great. Here we go. Watch this. It's like this white wigger guy.

Rob, is wigger bad, by the way? I think it is. It is bad, right? Because it's assuming that you call black people the Edward. No, he's like, you, but why? But with a W. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it is bad. It's not the best, but you're not going to get in trouble for it.

But I feel like it's like no one's really pulling the horses. I don't say it in front of black people. Yeah, yeah. That's why I think it's kind of bad. Right. I have said it in front of black people. What do they say? I don't think they want to get into it why I think it's kind of bad. Right. I have said it in front of black people. What do they say? I don't think they want... I don't think they want to get in there.

I think any iteration of Wigger... They don't want the smoke. They don't want that smoke. For real, they know me. I'm like a real Wigger. The thing is, you would never say Wigger. That's why it's kind of...

I started saying it again in the last three or four years, and there was a period of my life where I was like, yeah, I shouldn't say it because it is just saying like, no, I call black people their N-words, but when they're white acting like a black guy, they're wiggers. It's a perfect word. But it's just sometimes I don't know how else to summarize a white guy acting black.

It's not my fault in the early 2000s they came up with this brutally racist term. Code switching. No, it's not even code switching, though, because they live that way. And then I don't like saying white guy act like a hip-hop white guy. I don't like acting like black people are all in hip-hop. There does need to be another word. They need to figure this out. It might.

I mean, no, seriously. Sometimes I literally say it just so we could get to the fucking point. I don't know how else to. What does Jamie Kennedy in Malibu's most wanted? I mean, back in the year. What did we say? What do we call him? I can spend 30 seconds trying to describe this,

or there's a word I can say right now that everybody gets. Exactly. Exactly. So, you know, listen. You know, cancel us. Fuck it. In a couple years, whatever.

Figure it out. It's not for me. I'm not running the move. I'm not running the move. There we go. We're laughing at the idea of that. So, you know, get with the movement.

You know, do all the paperwork. It'd be funny if wiggers get mad at us. They're like, yo, bro, that's like a slur. We get canceled by wiggers. Yeah, a bunch of- Can't be calling us that, bro.

A bunch of juggalos cancel us. Exactly. The dark carnival comes after us. All right, here we go. Look at this. Look at this beauty. I love warning. I love when it says warning.

We get it. New York. We get it. 9-1-1, what's your emergency? There's a wigger here. Now we're just going to say it all. My son is sagging his pants and he's listening to rap.

This is like a Safdie Brothers. Yeah, it is. It's like an Arab guy calling it in. He's like, there's a white man. He is acting like all the other people that give me shit. There's a man here. He's deeply confused about who he is. Deeply confused white man.

White man with wavy hair. He asked for Magnum. I know he's not that big. He is not acting like his color. He seems to have a knife and I don't know... He seems to have knife and identity crisis. You must come immediately, please. All right, we'll dispatch you immediately.

Please stay put. Can you describe him to us? He's like, he has a backwood, old English 40 and two rags. Okay, so black man. He's like, no, no, no, no. No, I don't know. I don't know what this is. My friend, I charge him $1.08 for Arizona iced tea.

He keep pointing to can saying 99 cents. Okay, sir. No. No. You won't fucking believe it. Just wait till you get here. It's crazy, man. In progress.

1030 robbery in progress. Please, please. Not come back to that vehicle. Put your fucking hands up. Put your fucking hands up! Boom! Put your fucking hands up! Fuck yeah, dude. He's holding like a...

Drop the fucking knife! Drop the fucking knife! Get out of the... By the way, he's like trying to rob... He's trying to rob a bodega with like a butter knife. That was the shittiest knife I've ever seen. Get out of the fucking ground! Get out of the fucking ground!

Chill, chill. I love when cops cuss We're gonna need another unit We're gonna need another unit Chill chill I was just trying to rob him Shut the fuck up Listen to me

Shut the fuck up I gotta feed my kids I gotta feed my kids Hey By the way I love this You know No better way

To get the cops To treat you Well Than acting black. It's like, what if they just shoot him? He's so committed to the bit that he's like, he can't even do it for his own benefit. He can't stop. So committed. I'm sorry, sir.

I love the idea that it's a bit. He's like Andy Kaufman of Harlem. The cop's just like, say bro one more time. I swear to fucking God, say bro. I can't sound like my fucking kids. Shut the fuck up. I got a baby mama on the way, man. I got a baby mama on the way, man. I got a baby mama on the way, man.

He's good, though, dude. Here's the thing. When I watched this before you guys got here, when he was on the floor saying it, I was like, did I not see this right? Is he a black? I thought maybe he was a black guy. Could be a light-skinned Dominican

or something? What's going on? I had no clue. Don't you fucking move. I'll smoke you, dude. I'll fucking smoke you. Now the cops starting to get into it. The cops code switching. The cops code switching now, too. Hey, fam, chill. Hey, fam, chill. I'm just trying to arrest you homie. I'm gonna give you 25 to life, bro

Cops like pull your fucking pants shit Why you pulling up shut the fuck up? Yeah, that's good. Okay, okay? I bet this guy like like he called his dad after this in prison. He's like yo pops You gotta bail me out. You got to bail me out, pops. And he's just like, Connor, I've had enough of this. He answered the phone. He's like, Brayden, not again.

Gene Lennon, I swear to God. I'll send the driver of the car to get away you're lucky you didn't get shot fuck you nigga get the fuck in there you're lucky you didn't get stabbed real quick the way he even

like voices like pain was code switching was code switching ah damn like that's he's so dedicated to this persona

completely dedicated yeah no he's in this he might as well he's in this like the back of the of the cop car and he's like God damn. He's so dedicated to this persona. Completely dedicated. Yeah, no, he's in this. He might as well. He's in this like the back of the cop car. And he's like, man, you got a nice Suburban. What type of rims you got on this bitch? Man. He's like, they spinning.

Are they spinning? Keep going. Keep going. I couldn't slit your throat, nigga. I couldn't slit your throat. I couldn't slit your throat. Dude, he's having... This guy is having like an out-of-body... This is all he's ever wanted.

Yeah, you want to get arrested. Now he's like, I'm finally black. I was arrested. He's been waiting with the butter knife. I didn't mean it that way. I just meant for him. Yeah, Stevan, very good. For him.

He's a wigger. He's a wigger. What did you mean? Yeah, what did you mean by that then? Come on. I just meant for him. Yeah, Stevan, very good. For him. He's a wigger. He's a wigger. What did you mean? Yeah, what did you mean by that then? I meant that black people get wrongfully arrested. He's being wrongfully arrested. He's got kids to feed, man. He got a baby mama on the way.

He got a baby mama. What does that mean you have a baby mama on the way? He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know what that means. He was on Urban Dictionary last night. He's like, man, I got a baby mama on the way. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know what that means. He was on Urban Dictionary last night. He's like, man, I got a baby mama on the way, man. She FedEx. FedEx.

UPS. Oh, my God. I got a baby mama on the way. She scary. Man, I got a big man UPS. What can Brown do for you? I see Joey. Joey's not liking this video. You don't like it? Joey, it's not his. Joey's not liking this video.

You don't like it? Joey, it's not his. Joey fed me all the leads and I started off with one that wasn't his. What channel is this on? Joey's sitting in the corner brooding. Well, what channel? It's not on a channel. It's on an indie-based body cam channel. Thank you very much.

Actually, what channel? Can you check? Carl Doe. It's just some guy. Oh, that channel? Can you check? Carldo. It's just some guy. Oh, that's why. How did you find it? The great people of the Hatewatch fans. Oh, you didn't fucking find it.

Somebody sent it to you. I watch all the main channels. I went to the Reddit. Oh, yeah. And I scrolled through their submissions. Thank you, folks. It wasn't your fault. You lost the key blockchain. He's stolen Valorant. Exactly. It's stolen Valorant. Yeah, he's stolen Valorant body cam. Yeah Thank you, folks. It wasn't your fault. You lost the key blockchain.

He's stolen Valorant. Exactly. It's stolen Valorant. Yeah, he's stolen Valorant body cam edition. He doesn't even watch body cam shit. I watch your body cam records, bro.

You're like a hipster about it. Don't you do a body cam boot camp? I was into body cam before Arcade Fire got big. World's wildest police videos. Dude, this guy's like the Fleet Foxes of body cam footage. You're going to love it, dude. It's fucking awesome.

Airplane over the sea of body cam. Joey's playing body cam footage on a record player. He's got one of those spinny things with a horse that goes. Man, it's a Tahoe. Dispatch. Suspect apprehended. When I come out, nigga, I'm gonna be the best rap artist of all time. Oh, wait. Yeah, there we go.

We know what happened. It seems like parody. It almost feels like a parody now. This might be a sketch. I don't think it is, bro. No, it's not. This guy wanted to get arrested what are the cops are beatboxing right now he's like damn that's sick bro

that kicks ass. Now, this guy sucks so much ass, he's making white police officers hate themselves. Absolutely. They're like, I hate white people. I'm coming around to him, I'm being honest. I love him. Yeah.

I want to look into who this man is. Let's have him on. I would love to get this guy on. He should have his own show. He really should. Unbelievable. We could write him a letter if we find out his name. Man.

It's like Kevin Federline. It's actually Travis Kelsey in this video. He's like, man, I got a baby mama on the way, man. She was in a conservatorship and shit, man. Her daddy mean as hell, bro. She was stuck in Vegas trapped with chains around her feet and on, man. Like King Kong, bro. I was on Biggest Me. I was like King Kong. King Kong Britney Spears actually dances just like a Grammy's with chains Colin Hanks is gonna show up be like alright chat

You done? Bro, this is one of those guys that's like, where you actually, you don't even understand what happened to them to make them be like this, like, wannabe black. Yeah. Like, literally, how does this happen? Is this in New York? Yeah. I've never seen a guy like that in New York. Yeah, I don't even feel like the black people in New Yorkork they would be like you know you couldn't get away with it this

guy's from memphis or something he's from memphis yeah he's got like a southern drawl to him yeah yeah in the south these guys exist all over yeah for sure but in new york it's like you can't really get away with it now you'll get pissed the way now in new york they'll pants you and they'll just take your shoes they'll give you a wedgie. They'll give you a wedgie, dude. Dude, if you were in New York acting like this, they'll put you in a trash can

and roll down a hill. All right? New York doesn't play, buddy. All right? We'll crumple up some paper towels while you're taking a shit. We'll throw them

over the stall, my friend. You know how uncomfortable it is taking a shit while there's paper towels, wet paper towels being thrown at you? You believe that shit? All niggas on block, they don is taking a shit while there's paper towels, wet paper towels being thrown at you? You believe that shit? Is there a worse punishment than listening to a guy rap his independent, his songs that he's come up with?

Is there a worse punishment on earth? Probably not. The cop is like, he's going to kill him. He's going to kill him soon. I think the only worse punishment is if you Probably not. The cop is like, he's going to kill him. He's going to kill him soon. I think the only worse punishment is if you arrested a comedian, and he was like, anyway, what's the deal with airline food in the backpack? What's the deal with handcuffs? Let me suck in your tit.

Did you just say suck in your tit? Yeah, yeah. Yo, let me out of my fucking car, man. Let me out of my fucking car, man. Let me out of the motherfucking car, nigga. Let me out of this goddamn vehicle, nigga. This is shit, nigga. Yeah, soon enough, you'll be out. You're lucky you're not dead right now.

The first amendment, the constitution, nigga. Fuck you all, nigga. Let me go. Let me free. Fuck you all, nigga. I'm gonna fuck your ass up, boy. You know the right to remain silent? I'm gonna fuck your ass up, boy.

You should use that one. Fuck you, nigga. I ain't gonna be silent. I'ma protest. Yo, free my nigga. This guy kicks ass. Now, here we go. I wanna think about this real quick. If the cop was a black cop, would he be

putting up with this guy calling him the N-word? Probably. I mean, this guy's not really putting up with it either. Yeah, but that's cause he's offended by white people doing this yeah this cop hates

he's not doing it in the hardy art context this cop's like you are really I mean like I think any black cop would just be at a loss for words

they just wouldn't even be talking I think a black cop would be kinda tickled by it he'd laugh yeah I think so too the world was ridiculous

dude of all time he's texting his girlfriend being like, you ain't gonna believe who I got in the back of my car right now. A black cop would FaceTime his baby mama

and be like, you gotta see what I got in the back seat, right? That was very good. Beautiful, beautiful fade out, right? Great find. That was wonderfully edited.

Great find to whoever found that. Well, I had to do the, I had to do the dirty work. Sure, sure. You know? No one wants to go on our Reddit. John is the moderator. Well, John is. He posts our nudes on the Reddit.

John is obsessed with Reddit. It's actually creepy how much John loves our Reddit. I've been obsessed with Am I the Asshole. It's insane. With what? Am I the Asshole. Oh, I've seen those. Those weird ones. Am I the Asshole is, I've seen those. Those weird ones.

Am I the asshole? Am I being a jerk? There's guys who are abandoning their wives, and they're like, am I being a big jerk? They're like, I fucked my wife's sister on the night of her wedding. Am I a jerk? Exactly. And everyone in the comments is like, well, was she hot?

Everyone's like, well, she has feelings, but you do too. You have needs that need to be met. Am I the asshole sometimes is so crazy, it'll be like Scott Peterson on it. He's like, killed my pregnant wife while need to be met. Am I the asshole sometimes is so crazy it'll be like Scott Peterson on it. He's like, killed my pregnant wife while jogging last night. Like, am I the asshole? Like, people seem pretty pissed about this. Poor post-mortem birth.

Buried my family in a water tank in the desert outside of Colorado. It's the Chris Watts. Am I the asshole? Am I the asshole Chris Watts? Yeah. Well, you know, I don't really know if we care, but, you know, my favorite rock star has recently been accused of rape

and sexual assault, Russell Brand. Oh, yeah. My favorite rock star of all time. Do we care? Should we watch one video? I think so. I care a little bit. It's kind of interesting.

Yeah, we have his response. But we could also, like, you know, just, like, break down the case for a second because it was on ABC News and everything. And you know what? Listen, I'm still recovering from Master Sin. Dude, first Master Sin, now Russell Brand. I'm going to kill myself. I mean, here's the thing.

Aldous Snow is a great character. Infant Sorrow, fantastic band. Incredible band. He's a great comedic actor yeah and i have to say he's articulated his thoughts uh on uh the state of the world and uh media corruption and government corruption pretty well for the last few years zero attention to i haven't really either but but he but i but he's a smart dude he was like anti-covid that's what I remember and he's really well spoken and he was on

real time with Bill Maher my boy Maher getting my Club Random tattoo next week Mr. Cartoon's doing it actually and he killed it on Club Random, on real time and

destroyed this like MSsnbc like you know shyster what was the debate uh he was just talking about how like like like they're you know they're trying to act like he lies kind of and he goes you're on msnbc like you completely like very biased you're not real journalist you what what about what you did with rogan were you guys like you know willfully misrepresented him and ivermectin and all that stuff and which is true and i know every that's it's annoying because it's like so incessant and those guys can be annoying but it is true they did they did run a campaign on rogan during the pandemic that was absurd yeah ivermectin sure the horse shit absolutely and he spoke very articulately about that. And, you know, now now it's a whole thing where Russell Brand, these allegations, it's like it's people are people are saying they're only going after him now conveniently because he was a threat to the establishment, which is silly sounding, but not that crazy because i think it's the bbc these journalists um approached these women and told

them that they like the the women didn't come forward the journalists sought after women and and they they looked up his ex-girlfriends or something i don't even know how they find friends i i don't know like rumors but but none of it seems that realistic to me. It's just odd when they seek it out to write an article about it. They were like, we want to do this now. That is their job. It's a scummy, pathetic job, but that's what they do. They're creating hatchet jobs nonstop.

They're going for outrage. This is going to generate views and clicks and revenue. What's, what's the story. How can we figure out how to make a big viral? I know is here's a screenshot from an article I read real quick and it was a bizarre quote. All said,

they felt ready to speak only after being approached by reporters. Several said they felt compelled to do so given Brand's newfound prominence as an online wellness influencer with millions of followers on YouTube and other sites. So that's odd that they only felt like coming out after they were like, oh yeah, I don't like his

what he's doing. Are there any legit sounding allegations that I want to sound like we're apologizing? I haven't heard anything so I'm just... Neither have I. I heard some allegations but they were voiced by actresses reading like statements made by these. Let's dive in. What I also heard is the British government

contacted TikTok and asked if they were going to continue playing his clips and shit. Which is insane. And they've. Like the British government is on behalf of like here. It's just weird. And immediately after YouTube demonetized his channel. Yeah. And once again, these are just allegations.

This is not in a court of law. These are 15-year-old allegations. And, you know, I mean, he's a fucking rock star, baby. Harry Wolves. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. God damn it. Get him to the Greek.

I mean, what do we need? What do you have to do in this country To have a fucking immunity I did listen to that soundtrack After that movie came out quite a bit Really I thought it was a good album They were good parody songs They're not parody songs

No they're parody songs Aren't they like I want to be inside you Yeah but they're just like. They're parody songs. They're just... No, they're parody songs. Aren't they like, I want to be inside you? Yeah, yeah, but they are just legitimate. They're silly songs, but I remember... They're recorded legitimately. They're good.

They're good melodies, and he's kind of killing it. He's good. He's kind of killing it. He was kind of crushing it. He is killing it. Will you come for my bangers? My beans and mash.

I remember that. That's a great one, too. Man. Absolute banger. You're right. Come on, dude. Yeah, I don't understand. That's a great one, too. Banger, man. Absolute banger. You're right. Come on, dude. Yeah, I don't understand. He's innocent.

Why does Roger Daltrey of The Who walk free? Why does Jimmy Page walk free? Oh, yeah, that's kind of crazy. Russell Brand, no. Those guys can't speak. They probably sound retarded. For Russell Brand. What'd you say, John?

We should do a FOIA request for Russell Brand. We should. See what the FBI has on him. They got nothing. They got nothing on him. I wish, like, brave people allowed FOIAs, because I bet they got something. There's got to be a British FOIA.

I highly doubt it. It's so fucking weird as a government. FOIA stands for freedom. There's no other country. Yeah, no, they fucking suck ass. Sorry, our British people. British people suck ass. Yeah.

I could go all day on that. I suck. I could go all day on that. I could go all day on that. I know you can too. You know, the food's all right. I think they get a bad rap. The food is all right? I think they get a bad rap for the food. That's insane, John.

What is the whole thing you do on this show? No, no, no. Listen, listen, listen to me. Listen to me. Meat pies are good. And they love that shit over there. It's like meat. Like fucking pies and shit.

That's like Ireland, dude. Like shepherd's pie. No, it's the same thing. It's all the fucking Like fucking pies and shit. That's like Ireland, dude. Like shepherd's pie. No, it's the same thing. It's all the fucking same people. I think that's Scottish. Well, whatever. The Irish do that too. It's all comfort.

It's stews and nice things. Bangers and mash. You like that shit? That's delicious. You like their breakfasts? I'm sure it's fine. You want beans for breakfast? I'm sure it's fine.

I'm sure it's sausage. It's not that bad. You know, I have a weird thought. Jelly deal. You could suck me off. I'm going to say this real quick. Okay, here's the thing. Yeah. You guys know Drake's the thing. Yeah.

You guys know Drake as a kid? Yeah. This really is not going to make much sense, but I need to say it. Okay. Does he look like the average British person? Okay, this is Drake's baby, and for some reason,

Drake's baby looks like a British breakfast. I don't know why or what that means. I feel like the hair is the beans. The eyes are the blood sausages. The lips are the tomatoes. The lips are the weird tomatoes that they slice. Those horrible British tomatoes that are grown in fog. There's British energy coming off this kid.

It's a British breakfast. Habsburg inbred energy. He's got that dumbass gay British mouth where he's like breathing out of his mouth like a little reacher. He also just looks like

a haunted Victorian child. You know what I mean? If you saw Drake's son in the middle of the night, you would like lose your mind. Yeah. You would shit your pants.

Yeah. It's the shining except what comes out of the elevators is a British breakfast. Yeah. A bunch of beans start falling out of the fucking... So anyway, I'm glad that got a laugh, but I've never understood what I meant by that.

It makes perfect sense now. But it does, right? Yeah. He's a little freaky kid. He's Drake's kid. I mean, Drake makes albums longer than the amount of time he's spent with him. It's like, how you gonna respond to the Push Your Tee Diz track, innit? Innit?

Come on, bruv. Throw it. Push your Tee fucking body, you bruv. I'm gonna poke you up. He impregnated this British broad. Oh, she's British. She's got the hips. She's got like those...

Is she British? I think she's British. She's got like these Squidward Krabby Patty hips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, there's like that period of time when a white woman like look it looks good I thought she was a porn star I think she's a British porn star maybe I'm wrong

I love British porn stars dude fake taxi you kidding me you kidding me you think they're just going they need a ride up town oh boy do they need a ride up town they get that ride I feel like British, do they need a ride uptown. They get that ride.

I feel like British chicks do good J-O-I's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. John? I know exactly the videos you're talking about. I love when John holds his eye like we're in Spotlight. I love when John holds his face like we're literally breaking a massive story. You talk about J-O-I-P-O-V-C-E-I's. I'm like, oh, fuck. They do have good J-O-I's.

They do have good comedic instructions. John's in front of a chalkboard like, fuck. Just says J-O-I. I'm slamming my head against the window like Beautiful Mind. I'm like... John's rubbing his temples. The J-O-I's. All right, back to Brand.

You know what? I'm going to say, we've watched a second of this video. He's fucking innocent. His profile is insane. Look at the side of his fucking face. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Russell Lebrun!

Hello there. Never yield the sex appeal, Jim, never. Hey, your past caught up to you. There's always flies to be caught. I'm a good role model for a child. From TV host and comedian to author and Hollywood actor, Russell Brand has had quite the career. I can't pretend to be nice for a little bit of time,

you know, at the beginning of a relationship. Right, pretending to be nice. Yeah, nice. He seems guilty to me. Yeah, he made one. All we needed to see was the stand-up. Honestly, the guiltiest thing about him to see was the stand-up. Honestly, the guiltiest thing about him is that he did stand-up.

If you do stand-up, there is a 94% chance you're a rapist, unfortunately. Well, you're in the 6%. You're like, fine. I know you. But the rest, the rest, oh, the rest. They're the usual

suspects of rape. Oh, it's crazy. Well, it's one thing to be a comic, but then also be a British comic. That's the worst kind of person of all time. I can't stand it. It cancels itself out. Also, just look at how he dresses, and his attitude is just giving me like I rape women. Yeah.

Yeah. He was doing the Daniel Sloss stuff. What did Daniel Sloss do? He was going on podcasts. He raped a crowd with his jokes? No, no, no. He's dying on the hill that Russell Brand's a real bad guy. Oh, really?

Yeah, he was on Norman and Sam Morales' podcast. Talking about? Not dropping the name, but like... There's a guy? Yeah. Yeah, but Russell Brand is his competition, right? Daniel Sloss is. Not anymore.

Doesn't Daniel Sloss do TED Talks and shit? He's just stand-up, you know? Well, what did he say? I don't think I get more of it. I had a bad experience with him, or is he just saying, like, I bet he sucks? I think in the scene when they were all starting out stand-up, he was, like, talking. I don't know. I watched, like, a few seconds ago.

Okay. Well, yeah, I'm going to need somebody a little better than Daniel Sloss to accuse my boy. Okay. Terrible vibes from him, but Daniel Sloss isn't swaying me in one direction or the other it's too much it's too much at once Masterson and him I still fly up to Idaho

once in a while and I talk to Coburger Capote I'm actually developing a pretty great relationship with Coburger you've been worried sick about him I mean by the way there's a great I'm actually developing a pretty great relationship with Kohlberger. You've been worried sick about him. I mean... By the way, there's a great...

We're going. This is the most ADD thing ever, but there's a great picture of Kohlberger smiling in court. He finally smiled. He looks so happy and sweet. Could you look it up? Just Kohlberger smile. Your heart is going to melt.

He looks so happy. Is that him with this? No, no, no. Go to images tab. Let's see. Right here? No. It's a big...

Right here? It's a big great grin. Nope. Damn. Go... Wait. You spelled it like insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This? This? He's like a fine young man. He's smiling. No, no. it like insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This? This? He's like a fine young man. He's smiling. No, no. Go to news. Go to news. Grins.

There it is. Oh, what a lovely guy. Come on. I love seeing him. He's having a great time. Overcome all the, you know... They're trying to ruin his life and he's still found a way. You can't stop a shine, man. Exactly!

Smile. And look how cute his hair is. I think somebody very smart once said, smile through all the bullshit. All you can do is smile. Hell yeah. What do you think they're talking about? They're talking about how many times the women were stabbed

and he's doing a big grin. Well, anyway. The prosecutor's like, I don't want to say this. It might sound weird, but this guy did a really good job of killing these ladies. He's like, Thanks, dude.

There was so much blood that it was spilling out of the siding. There was an impressive amount of stab wounds. He's like, Yeah, I mean, he's a sweet puppy. I hate what they're doing to him. I mean, we were the first to call it. He's innocent. It's obvious at this point.

Just let him out. No, I would just kiss a bit. Right now, I'm not even that interested in sex. Where'd you come? I'll just kiss. Here, just watch Wonderful Life on the video. The knobstacle course, I call that. I'm guilty.

He publicly battled drug and sex addiction and was known for his provocative humour and over-the-top persona. Because you took your eye off the road because things were getting a bit fruity out there. What a bit cussed. Thank you. Yeah.

Well, it's been really a wonderful show. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, Russell, relax. He's being British. Yeah, you's been really a bunch of shit. Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Russell, relax. He's being British! Yeah, you know. Come on! Liz, I love you! Liz!

He can keep pushing and being more and more extreme. What the fuck is with his hair? Nobody questions it because it just says, well, that's who he is, that's what he does. That's just Russell. He was once a darling of the left. You know, probably I don't agree with of course my admiration of firefighters much that Russell probably paid their pensions then But in recent years brand morphed into a YouTube conspiracy theorist and wellness guru celebrated by the alt-right the The rubric is falling apart.

Alright, that's like... That's the guiltiest man I've ever seen. I know, but the words they're using, that is like hit piece words. Sure. They're doing the story that will get them the most views. Conspiracy theorist. It's a horseshoe theory.

That woman looked like she knew him. That he was hugging and kissing. No, that was off. She was off. He felt good kissing her because she was like a woman in her 50s. They probably just met. He's British. Oh, the paradigm is collapsing. The aliens are coming.

Now, in a joint investigation by the Sunday Times and Channel 4. He's a vampire hunter. In his later years, he turned into Van Helsing. Oh, it's a little odd. Taking his pants off. He's British. He's a rock star. July 1st, 2012 was when my baby happened.

Pisses me off. Kohlberger's in jail and this guy's walking free. Yeah, it's crazy. I was very distraught trying to get out of the house. Brian Laundrie. With him being so much taller. Rest in peace. Like holding me up against the wall

the two stories that probably have cut through he kept asking me where's dracula alice who was 16 when she had a relationship with brand and she accused him of emotional abuse and controlling behavior and sexual assault and nadia a woman who had a relationship with him in LA when he was out there in Hollywood in 2012. He kept trying to find silver bullets. He pinned me to the wall and then one day shoved a wooden stake at my pussy. He's obsessed with cloves of garlic. She says the women who went on the record to the Sunday Times

are incredibly brave. It's not just going against somebody with some forms of power. It's going against somebody who's got a huge amount of power, actually, and a huge online following. Hello there, you awakening wonders. Now, this isn't the usual type of video we make on this channel where we critique... Before the story was published, Russell Brand denied the allegations. If you greet people by saying, hello, you awakening wonders, that's enough for me to just put them in the hood.

I fully agree with you. Yeah. Yeah. Put them in the corner. How are you defending this guy still, Devin? Nobody likes him. I like him. He fucking sucks.

Shut up, dude. I like him quite a bit. Really? I like him quite a bit. I'm quite fond of him. I'm quite fond of him. Even if he's innocent, I want him to be locked in jail for this. He used to wear big hats.

I hate him so much that I hope these stories are made up and he gets in a lot of trouble. That's how much I can't stand this guy. I hope he likes it. I think he's very talented. I hope he's falsely accused and gets the electric chair. That's what I want. He put a sponge on his head. I don't know.

Talent trumps all. I want him to be murdered by firing squad. I want them to bring that back. You can do it in Utah. I just looked it up. Can you really? Yeah, you can request to be executed by firing squad in Utah. That's absolutely what I would do.

Yeah, so before you get executed, they make you sign a bunch of papers, and you choose which method of execution you want. And still, there's some states that allow execution by hanging and firing squad. Before you get executed, they make you sign a bunch of papers and you choose which method of execution you want. And still, there's some states that allow execution by hanging and firing squad. Idaho just brought it back for Kober. Really? They want to shoot him against the firing squad? Yeah, they made it legal for Kober. I mean, that's the way to go, in my opinion.

I don't trust lethal injection. I don't trust lethal injection. I would get injected. Because a lot of people say people actually experience a lot of pain doing that. And the lecture chair seems really painful. And I'm like, fuck, firing squad, you get, like, nine guys shooting you at once. You're not going to feel a fucking thing. Yeah, dude, if I hated that guy, though, I'd just be shooting his legs. They're like, whoops.

Whoa, my bad, dude. He's like, put me out of my fucking misery. I'm a little rusty, my bad, dude. I'll in one second shoot his big toe off. You're whispering to all the guys. I don't like the firing squad because you can die cool. Yeah. Well, if you were the one getting the firing squad.

No, you're training. You look like you're in platoon. The bandana, the cigarette. You die like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. That's too cool. Can't have that. Listen, we still have more to hear. Can't have that. Can't have that. You know. But, you know, listen. Listen, we still have more to hear. In a video statement.

Amidst this litany of astonishing, rather baroque attacks are some very... Big word. Smart guy. Baroque? Serious allegations that I absolutely... Don't act like you're fucking using baroque all the time. Did he use... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I wasn't saying it like that. I don't understand the context. What does that mean? I was saying the opposite. That's a big word. No, no, I didn't mean it like that. I don't know what it meant. I don't look into it, John.

All I know is it sounded good to me. It sounded crazy. He's British. He's fucking British. He's weird. Grab the Baroque. He's like Barack Obama? During that time of promiscuity, the relationships I had

were absolutely always consensual. Rosamund Irwin says the Sunday Times team gathered exhaustive evidence about all the alleged victims, including Nadia. She had text messages between him and her where they're talking about what appears to be

the assault. Wait, wait, wait. What was that text? It was incredibly selfish. I'm sorry, that was crazy. He probably took the last piece of pizza. Yeah. I'm sorry, that was crazy and selfish. I hope you can forgive me.

I've gotten those texts the next day from one of my boys. I sent that text to you a million times. Yeah, I got all crazy and selfish. And I go, it's okay. Like, you know, I ordered more food than I thought. I think he's a guilty scumbag, but that is not a text that I'd read and be like, oh, that's a post-rape text.

You have the last Gatorade Zero on Joe's brain. Oh, so you're now on his, you're getting on his side here. No, no, I don't think he's guilty and he's weird and I hate him for who he is, rape or not. But that text is not something that I see and go like, oh, that's from a real. Well, now we're just judging a book by its cover, okay? Oh, the guy is a rapist because he wore shirts that say I rape. Or the guy is a rapist because he, like, oh, that's from a rape. Well, now we're just judging a book by its cover, okay? Oh, the guy is a rapist because he wore shirts that say I rape. Or the guy is a rapist because he, like, raped. Or, like, now it's kind of crazy.

Like, you just hate the way he looks. Sure. Because he's, like, dressed like a rock star and he had mascara on. Let's move right on. And his hair was crazy. Oh, the guy's a rapist. I guess he's a rapist, you know? Yeah, you're telling me there's also, like, these women couldn't have reported it back then

and he wouldn't have been found guilty? Like, all that hair? All that fucking hair? There's no hair on the crime scene? No DNA? Well, they were probably, you're right, there probably was DNA, but they didn't report it. That's on them. Well, you know, there's a big rabbit hole, but, well, there.

How come no one's ever, how come it's, how come, like, how come 15 years later is when women wake up? Women are scared. They don't want to be, they don't want to make a big scene. They're afraid. They're insecure. Russell Brand's going to... Who knows if they're actresses or something, and Brand's going to ruin their career.

Stuff like that. 15 years ago is like, what, 2008? He was big then, I guess. That was when the shit was coming out. I don't know. Get him to the green. That was when he was really famous. Also, personally, for me,

I get, if somebody did me wrong and then years and years and they get more and more annoying, I would eventually be like, enough! This guy raped me! God damn!

You can't escape them. The worst fucking guy I've ever seen! He raped me 15 years ago. They're on TV. Yeah, it starts to get obnoxious. I would lose my, if a guy that annoying raped me, I would bottle up for a long time. The rape turns into more of his body for you.

He's continuing to rape you, actually. Yeah, yeah. Then he kept making stuff, and it felt like, yeah, the rape was a lot worse, actually. Yeah. Okay, all right, Connor, hey, listen, that's why we brought you in. She had medical evidence. She went to the rape crisis centre the next day. She allowed us to see her therapist's notes, which is obviously a very intrusive thing. That's a lot of evidence. She was willing to share those.

Brand has since been dropped by his agent, his live tour has been cancelled, and London police have announced they're looking into another allegation of sexual assault. The BBC has launched its own investigation into what it knew when Brand was one of its stars between 2006 and 2008. One of his accusers claims she was driven from school to the actor's house in a BBC car when she was 16 and he was 30. The age of consent in England is 16.

I did a little research. So cool. Devin, you sound insane. It is the age of consent. Yeah, but that's so weird. Yeah, but if you fucked an 18-year-old right now, I'd go, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I'm pretty sure a lot of age of consent laws are like to keep 18-year-olds from fucking 16.

I go, Jessica, get in here. Open the curtain. It's like a Murray Povich reveal. Ida and I are done for, and I have a new girlfriend now. Hey, Connor, you're off the podcast, actually. She's taking your seat. I'm just saying, that's not technically illegal in Britain. It's not, but you're almost not admitting that it's so weird, though.

Sure, but it's not right. Well, there's Romeo's so weird, though. Sure, but it's not rape. There's Romeo and Juliet laws that literally the age of consent will be like 16 in case an 18-year-old has sex with a girl. But if it's a 30-year-old having sex with a 16-year-old, then it's weird. It's weird.

I think it's like those laws are in place to be taken in account in a court of a rape case. I think like... You know 35 states in America, age of consent, 16? I had no clue. But I think that is Roman Julian. I had no clue.

You did have a clue. You just left the fact. I learned it earlier today. He starts listing them off in alphabetical order. Devin has that tattooed on his fucking chest. Devin's on TripAdvisor. You're like, do you know the age of consent is like 16 and all these... We're like, how do you know it's 32? And he's like, well, this cheat sheet

in my back pocket. It's like guys that play blackjack. Joey, I wrote it inside of my water bottle. I was taking a test. Just saying. The law. So technically, I get what you're saying. By the law.

They just said that it's a crime and it's technically not a crime for him to be courting a they're building a case but did they say that she got

to him being a fucking weirdo right yeah that's crucial information when there's like allegations against a guy I don't respect British law

that's the other thing nobody does nobody should British law but that's just human law if you're if you're a 30 fucking a 16 year old illegal gun Respect British law. That's the other thing. Nobody does and nobody should. How many fucking respects British law? Yeah, kudos. But that's just human law. Fucking TV license. If you're a 30 fucking 16-year-old, that's just fucking British.

Illegal guns? Suck my dick. British people. Fucking fags. There we go, John. Very good. There we go. Very good.

You got it back. You're good to go. There you go. Thanks, buddy. They have massive questions to answer. And also, this is in a context of a TV industry that claims it has... God, what a miserable looking person. She looks like Russell Brand.

Or are they interviewing Susan Boyle? Jesus Christ. Those shoulders are made to fucking carry pails of milk. And the reality is that actually, you know, what is indulged and allowed to happen is still quite extraordinary. I've got to get back to the rugby scrim. Look at that. Look at him. He looks like a raptor trainer in Jurassic Park.

I'm a dark magician from New Orleans, and I'm here to rape your girlfriend. Listen, honey, there's a couple of tabredactors that are going to join us tonight. We're going to have a little threesome. I love this British accent. You don't have to say anything. The cockney, like the Guy Ritchie British people would say, All you have to say is, You say anything.

And the rhyming. Every Guy Ritchie movie is like that. Just the camera keeps moving. He's like, I'm the bad guy. What was that fucking one he did? I'm the comic. What would you say? What was the most recent one he did?

I'm the comedian. God, that sucked ass. I'm the comic. I'm the rapist. I'm the rock star. We are all Russell Pratt. Look at that. He looks like he owns a laser gun.

He looks like he's in Wild Wild West fighting a big spider. It's funny because rock and roll persona is so close to magician, and he looks very much like a magician most of the time. He's very magician-y. Yeah. And magicians are rapists. He looks like he like a magician most of the time. He's very magician-y. Yeah. And magicians are rapists. He looks like he can make consent disappear. Yeah.

Mirrors. He's holding his hand at the magic castle. Oi, love, would you like to see my penis disappear? Look at that, love. Now just look at my hand right there. Now where's your card? And you've been raped. She looks down at his dicks and her pussy.

He releases doves. He goes, Sodomite. He goes, my work is done here. He snaps like, you just got cream pie'd. Now check your pussy. It's my cum. That's right. Oh man. Is this your V-card?

Now check your purse for your mace and your rape whistle. They're gone. They're all gone. British comedy circuit say concerns about Bran's behaviour were widespread. Look at the emptiness in his eyes. Nobody's raping you, bitch. Jesus Christ. Wow.

Wow. You know, if we were an hour and a half in, I would say that, but not now. That is not okay. She's too busy producing the track from Hustle and Flow. She looks like a serial killer. Is that DJ Squaw?

They talk about, you know, which guys should you avoid and which guys have you had problems with. And, you know, there are various names that come up regularly and his is absolutely one of them. Kate Smirthwaite worked with Russell Brand. Last week, she was raped by Hannah Gadsby. Says predatory behaviour is common in the industry. There were a lot of women in comedy who were really hoping that something like this would happen, and I think there were,

you know, myself included, there were a lot of women in comedy who were kind of going, oh, great that you did this, but could we please not stop at Russell Brand? She looks like the serial killer in Gerald's game. And look around the industry at other performers who make their own lessons. You are moonlight. What'd you say? She looks like a serial killer in Gerald's game.

I never saw that. What's that about? Living right along. Keep going, buddy. I go, explain it, John. Keep going, bud. Keep going, bud. It's likely the Sunday Times will have more revelations about Russell Brand's behaviour. We've had a huge, a huge reaction in a way that I've never seen on any story I've done before.

And among those are women making fresh allegations, people that we didn't ever speak to, that we didn't ever find or we didn't know existed, frankly. And obviously we have to scrutinise those in the exact same way. You've got a tissue, where would you like to put it? Can I help you with that? Should I explain what's on it before I give it to you? Very good Russell. It's a good joke. He's talented man.

You've been to Australia many times. Yes. Are there any leads that have come to you about women who may have been abused in Australia? Yes. And actually, long before this story came out...

I mean, every woman in Australia has been abused. Yeah, they get abused by tarantulas. What, are you talking about the population here? Joseph Fritzl has them like in a fucking cellar somewhere.

Wow. I haven't thought about that guy in fucking years. Who's Joseph Fritzl? Wow. He's an Australian like serial rapist. Austrian. Oh, he was the Australian. He was an Australian, like, serial rapist. Austrian.

Oh, he was the Australian. He was Austrian. Everybody thought he was Australian. He had, like, a family of inbred people in a basement for, like, eight years. Why'd they all think he was Australian? Because it was Austrian, but retards online just thought he was Australian. So he was, like, the Austrian. How the fuck did you bust out Joseph Fritzl?

I thought he was Australian, so I was wrong, but it's a classic reference. That is a classic reference. God damn. I'll do another reference. He was the Austrian Israel Castro. Damn it. I don't know that one. I don't know that one.

You don't know about the king of Cleveland? The real king? Oh, wait. The Nazi? No. Who? The Nazi. Israel Castro.

The guy in Cleveland that had a basement full of women. Oh, yeah. The girl ran out. He ran out and the black dude eating that had a basement full of women. Oh, yeah. The girl ran out. They ran out and the black dude eating McDonald's came and called the cops. By the way, that chick, once she escaped, they started interviewing her. And it was immediately clear she was really fucked up. Well, they interviewed her and she was like, Russell Bryan, right, man? Yeah.

No, that was, I think she had a rough life. That's exactly right. Yeah No that That was She I think she had a rough life That's exactly No That was the creepiest part Of the whole thing

Is like They started like Like mentally It seemed like He beat the fuck out of her And like she was like She had like Brain damage

From getting beaten Or something Oh that's so sad dude It was super fucked up Yeah That's fucked up dude Back to the rape. I'll do a lighter.

Jesus. Yeah, God. There was a lead I was actually chasing quite hard in Australia and couldn't get anywhere with. But again, we'll have to do

the exact same work. It would be incredible if they cut to an interview with a kangaroo. All right. Whoa, what the hell? Shut up. So what do we say? Guilty or innocent? What do you think? Guilty as hell. alright whoa what the hell shut up so what do we say

guilty or innocent what do you think guilty as hell I say guilty Devin jury's still out no I really I'm not

I'm just I just don't think I don't think everyone on earth is a rapist and I I don't either but I think Russell Brand is I still need more

who the seg everyone is I mean dude just in the clips they showed alone, he was like, all my relationships have been consensual. And then they show him like forcing his mouth onto another lady's mouth. Yeah, yeah. That alone, I would never do shit like that. You would never do shit like that.

Yeah, but he said some great things about it. I like how he skipped over us, dude. He was just like, Connor's like, me and Devin would never do that. Well, I mean, because you guys, we all agree. He's guilty. Yeah, yeah, he's guilty. I was lumping us into one conscious moment. Oh, word. It would never do that. Well, I mean, because you guys, we all agree. He's guilty. Yeah, he's guilty. I was lumping us into one conscious mind. Oh, word.

It was a group thing. Yeah, okay. Okay, Connor. Thanks, Connor. Sure, have that opinion. Wait till you see this. Uh-oh. Hello there, you awakening wonders.

Obviously, it's been an extraordinary and distressing week, and I thank you very much for your support and for questioning the information that you've been presented with by now you're probably aware that the British government have asked big tech platforms to censor our online content and that some online platforms have complied and that's that's that's not okay that's pretty crazy yeah that's kind of wild just because he raped? Because it was an allegation. No, I'm saying, truly, actually, allegations don't mean you're... What happened to court of law? What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

They're now just... There can be old 15-year-old allegations coming out against you, and you are a guy that disturbs the mainstream i don't get why are tax dollars going towards you why do they care exactly that's what i'm saying why are tax dollars being spent on some fucking low-grade government employee tourism all i'm saying is that that type of shit makes me wonder where i'm like why are why is that their immediate goal their immediate goal is to demonetize him they're immediately sending like they they drop

this article they drop this article, they drop this story, and then a day later, they're messaging YouTube, and the British government is like, stop, make him make him not, he can't make money on YouTube, he can't make money on Rumble, he can't make money on all these things. It's crazy. I do agree that that's very weird. That's odd.

Only little shit like that is where I'm like, okay, interesting. Is this a coordinated... The US government has never stepped in and been like, hey, Joe. No, the U.S. government doesn't give a shit. They just want to give stinger missiles to Ukrainians. I don't give a fuck about raping. That's why we're better. That's why we're better.

Honestly, how about they spend some money sending fucking stinger missiles to Ukraine? We fucking love rapists. He's going to be a member of Congress soon. He's on the Supreme Court. Jesus Christ. They'll make him president. Oh yeah, what about our president's rape case with Tara Reade? That's not

that's nothing, but when it's Trump, he's a rapist. It's all, it's like you do have to wonder, like, how come it's always like when it's convenient for the proper side. What is Tara Reade? Who's? Tara Reade's Joe Biden's rapist. And also Joe Biden has way creepier footage of him with little girls than Donald Trump ever had.

Well, it's because the far left controls a lot of the media. Yeah, it's a liberal. There we go. It's the far left. It's the goddamn far left. It's the goddamn left. It's the left. The left, the right.

Up, down. Up, down. Side to side. X, Y. Folks, I'm getting dizzy. All right. Sometimes I look... Give me vertigo here, pal. I look over at Connor sometimes when we do this show,

and I go, you sure you want to be a part of this? I was at his apartment the other day, and I went in there. They have this beautiful apartment, two-bedroom, and he's got this great fiance. And I'm like, what a sweet little life you have. And then I'm thinking like, you're going to go down to this basement with us, and you're going

to listen to John probably say some crazy stuff. You're going to have like serial killers hitting you up on Instagram. You have to consider this. I hate my apartment. I hate my fiance. I hate my dog. I'm so happy to be here guys you love cypress phil yeah yeah yeah connor loves the fans yeah the supporters all right let's can we

get to okay russell brown's gonna like change your mind he's got the hands out waiting to catch a football with that request what you may not know is that this happens in the context of the online safety bill which is a piece of UK legislation that grants sweeping surveillance and censorship powers and it's a law that has already been passed. I also don't imagine you've heard of the trusted news initiative. This is often the case when a word like trusted is used as part of an acronym to describe an unelected body trust is the last thing you should be offering smart yeah smart guy I'm like you big word all right acronyms crazy I hate everything about this man. I just really hate him. Look at his fucking teeth. He looks like a gerbil.

He's got a nice house plant for the oxygen. House plants help provide oxygen. Sure. He knows how to keep a good place. Well, he's got to stay

healthy and strong because he's got to keep raping. He's got to rape all night. You never want to get weaker than the victims. The Trusted News Initiative is a collaboration

between big tech and legacy media organizations to target, control, choke, and shut down independent media organizations. Like this one. We'll be talking about that on our show on Monday on Rumble. We're next. Joey, can you not lump us in with this? Listen, we're next. Listen, I can't help it.

Just wait till mine come. Yeah. Just wait till mine come. Yeah. Just wait till mine come. I'm already contacting the BBC. And I don't even speak to women. Wait till mine come is a crazy thing to say. I know, it's crazy to say. No, just wait.

Wait till they come for me because I speak truth to power. Wait till they come for me. I hate that. Because I come, you know, because of my bits. Because I come. Because of my cum cum. Wait till they come for me. I hate that. Because I come, you know, because I, you know, my bits. Because I come. Because of my cum cum. Wait till they come. Cum cum for DevDev.

Joey, it could happen. Yeah, I've been waiting. And we all know if it happens to me, it's a definite lie, because I don't even fucking listen to any, I don't even look at women. Yeah. Yeah. You hate them. Yeah.

The only women I ever care about on any level are Connor's girlfriend and my girlfriend. And my mom. Every other woman I'm ever around, I stare straight ahead. Is this over yet? Can I get back to the boys? What about Ben's wife? Oh, Katie as well. God, that was so mean to Katie.

That wasn't mean. That wasn't mean. No. Yeah, three. The big three. Okay. The't mean. No. Yeah, three. The big three. Okay. The big three. The big three. The rest. Blinders. The rest can kick rocks.

I don't give a shit. Your girlfriend too, I guess. Thank you. That's so nice. Wow. Devin met her for about like 30 seconds. She seemed really nice to you. She seemed sweet. She did say some things about Russell Brand. She's the best. But just to give you an idea of what the TNI is,

this is a quote from one of their spokespeople. Because the actual real rivalry now is not between the BBC and CNN globally, it's actually between all trusted news providers and digital platforms. It's clear that these organizations collaborate in constructing narratives. The most guilty thing about him

is his hands here. Yeah. Yeah, he's doing some weird, like... It's an uncomfortable... He's doing Ray-Pans. He's on the board Hitler. It's Ray-Pans.

It's Ray-Pans. I will say the one thing I like about him is the beard. He's got a good beard. He's got a good beard. He's a cult leader. I like the Sean Connery where it's white at some parts. Oh, the Sean Connery and the Rock?

Yeah, exactly. I don't think we could watch it, but honestly, I got to tell you, his performance on Real Time, he got real. Yeah. Okay. He spoke truth to power. I don't know. I'm just sick of everybody that says things that I'm like,

hell yeah. And then three weeks later, they're like, Oh, he's Ted Bundy. It's really not that hard to own MSNBC talk show. It's not hard to articulate his thoughts so well and properly and like on the spot.

And well, he went to a very, probably very nice schools and shit. Like the guy's not, I don't like schools. No, no, no.

But, but, but this guy, this guy's, so this guy's not dumb. I don't like schools defining people. No, no, no. But this guy's not dumb. He was horny for like 10 years. He went crazy. And then he realized he got tired of being horny. As it happens, when you fuck too many people, you get tired of fucking. And then eventually he's like, okay, I'm going to put all my mental equity, that's now my thing.

And now his past is catching up to him. That's what happened to Richard Ramirez as well. Exactly. He kind of looks like Richard Ramirez. A little bit. A little bit. Word to the wise. Your past casted's up with you. Okay, folks? Okay, kids? You keep saying weird cryptic stuff like that. Yeah, I'm getting really nervous.

Your past will catch up to you. What have you done in the past that you... My past will catch up to me. I mean, we have a couple more years of doing this show. I'm finished. It's over. If I got cancelled, it would be a bunch of women in the New York Times like,

he called me a retard. Wasn't that shit up, bitch? He refused to make eye contact with me. He forgot my name. He never said bye. It's a big blog about how you took their takeout And you put it in your trunk and locked it Because you pay it and you wouldn't let them have it

He ate 17 of my fries one night Delivering Postmates Yeah, no, I mean I'm just being honest Hopefully the Patreon can go up soon This is such a crazy goof To do about yourself I'm just being honest. Like, we gotta, like, we gotta, hopefully the Patreon can go up soon because, like, I'm gonna need bail money. This is such a crazy goof to do about yourself. Yeah, who cares? Because I'm confident in myself.

You're twisted. Well, the funny thing is, if anything ever does come out about you, this is clipped up and put out there and you're the guiltiest man of all time. Yeah, right? But I love comedy. He's doing it for the jokes.

I love art. I'll do anything. It would be so beautiful, though, if there was an accusation on, like, you know, NBC. It yeah NBC is you being like my day of reckoning is coming and I'm warning you guys now wait till mine come out here's the thing and this is gonna sound good men never accuse you of rape I've been talking to the BBC for the last week, Devin. Yeah, you rape me all the time. I've never said a damn thing about it.

Men are afraid to ever come out with their rape allegations. What, is Terry Crews going to come for me, huh? And I touched his ass, the Americana. If you raped Terry Crews, that'd be the most impressive thing I've ever seen. That'd be so fucking funny. I raped Terry Crews. Also, by the way, you wouldn't go to jail. You'd get like a WWE title belt.

That's what you would get. I go like this. I walk into court. I think that if I did get raped by a man, though, I think that I would get over it in two weeks. Yeah, that's the same.

Absolutely not. That would ruin my life. I believe it would ruin your life. What's the context? So I... If a man held me down and fucked me in the ass, I would never recover. I'm talking about like I'm jogging. That is true. I'm jogging in a park.

You're jogging and a guy puts a knife here, bro? Yeah. Rapes me. Dude, you'd be so... Actually, no, you're out of your fucking mind. No, he beats me bad. I'm like... I break my orbital.

Yeah. That alone is hard to recover. I get cream pie. No, no, no. You get cream pie. But no, so like my. Sounds like a weird. He's getting horny.

He's getting horny. He's like, no, he ties me down. He handcuffs me to the bedpost. Joey, were you in Central Park a few weeks ago? Yeah. But no, I think that... You get cream-pied. I get cream-pied.

I think I would go home and I'd be like, fuck it, I didn't get killed. Right, exactly. That night, I would be in a terrible mood. Connor has a real problem with this because Connor knows that they do a lot more to him because he's like the most handsome guy here. Yeah.

Connor hates man rape so much because he's like, they would take Connor home. Look at me, dude. They take me home. It'd be like room. Out of all of us, though, Connor's probably the one who could resist the rape the most. I could resist.

Oh, you have a wrestling background. In his quest to resist the rapes with all the working out, it gets the men horny. It's a double X. How do they get in though? Running through the park, oiled up. Can't you just squeeze your ass hole?

Can't you just squeeze your ass? This might have to be a Patreon. This is our craziest episode. This is classic. I don't get how you can't just squeeze your ass. Unless they have coconut oil. They're fucking donkey punching you. You're losing consciousness. If I'm like, coconut oil. Hey, how about their fucking donkey punching? Yeah, but if I squeeze my ass... Well, they fuck me

if I'm unconscious, then whatever, dude. I wake up, I deal with the cream pie, and then I fucking go... You shit out the cum and you go back to your dick. I mean, could you imagine...

You go to Starbucks, you go, what's the code for the bathroom? I gotta shit this gum out. The woman at McDonald's is like, is there melted candle wax on your chest? Yeah, things got crazy back there. I got a broken orbital bone. Here's how we move forward.

I was dying to know. If we were... If we were graped. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure sure now it's fine very good yes now we're fine okay the people the you do the youtubes that's allowed you no problem with this rape is a rape is a grape is a grape grape grape is a word that's what they say hey sorry censors we figured out how to bypass i don't know i don't think I don't think saying the R word is a thing on YouTube. Why did you just blur it then? Why did you say R word?

Retard? Wow. Getting scared, huh? Sounds like you're scared. Sounds like you're shook, dude. Listen, we only have a few more years of this podcast. This is so funny. I love doing it because I'm the only person that's like,

I'm like fully confident because I hate women so much. I wouldn't even rape them. Yeah. You hate them so much that you wouldn't rape them. Yeah. Yeah. They're so annoying. You'd rape men.

I'm like always fascinated to find out like any man has ever raped a woman. Like I like don't care. Like I love who I love. I love the women I've met that I want to bring in. The three you mentioned. The three I mentioned. But I don't try. I don't understand. Pussy's not good enough

to have my life ruined. To force your way into it. I've never understood needing pussy that bad to have my life ruined and be a criminal. Grapists only can come if they're graping. Yeah, like, the Richard Maris could only come if he could see the white of a woman's eyes. Exactly.

That's his fetish. Where there's grape, there's rape. Yeah. Like, some guys are into tits. Or there's smoke, there's fire type of thing. Like, if anyone's been accused of rape, it's likely true because like why?

Sure. Other than with of course, you know. Masterson. Masterson, Kobe, Koberger. Koberger was in a rape. That's why he's so gay. He wouldn't rape a fly. Why? Koberberger's gay because he didn't rape

any of those women. It is weird. Very good. You just kill them all? Well, there was a guy that he could have raped if he was gay. Well, he had a limited

amount of time to... You raped the last one. I could come in like two minutes. Anyway, all right. Maybe this is a Patreon. Yeah, this is bad. We're really going

at it today. I also think it might be Patreon. I think so. I think it's public, dude. I think it's a dude i think it's a public let's go let's go we're going hardcore here do it whether that's around the war or the pandemic and of course there are other examples and it's very clear to me they have the biggest teeth very very cautious indeed that's why i'm asking you to just like straight teeth though on rumble yeah it's greatumble have made a clear commitment to free Steve They're fake

Oh they're fake They're probably veneers Well I don't know if they're veneers If you can afford veneers you have veneers Unless you just got lucky and you have good teeth I don't think those are veneers I think he just gets a lot of work done on his teeth Just brush

Just brush The only British man who brushes teeth think he just gets a lot of work done on his teeth probably yeah yeah just brushed just brushed yep that we will be streaming from we'll be back he's saying nothing and as usual that's what i'm thinking about deep state and corporate collusion deep state democracy is anathema now how it's shut down ignore the big word i'm gonna write. I'm gonna rape the deep state. He's very smart. Deep state, big word. Sure, that's, nobody,

no one says that. Nobody says deep state. There's not eight trillion posts on 8chan. Oh, fuck. I can already picture like all the guys that make clips

is making clips of me pretending that I'm, no. JP Ryder Morgan's making one right now. Fuck I can already picture like all the guys that make clips is making clips of me JP Ryder Morgan's making one right Like what is Devin done And avoided we'll be talking about a military industrial complex these able yet to for sick How about we stop talking about small potatoes and talk about the military industrial complex, okay? Yeah, he's like, that's how you like, uh, that's your diversion from

a rape accusation. You just go, what about the war? You got fucking pushed to 9-11, fucking Raytheon. You got killed in a war and you're killing me and you're killing me in the middle of the country and throughout the world, there's war. So you accuse me of rape. Meanwhile, you drop bombs on countries

and it's the most... It's country rape. War for profit? Or did I rape? I don't know. War for profit. Rape or war for profit? I mean, you tell me what's worse. He just gets lost in his own conversation.

He's like, hey, so I'm the first guy ever to rape. Is that what it is? Jesus Christ. They can start wars that seem sometimes to be little more than money laundering operations. Shut up. With all respect. I do love this.

He's like, rape? What about ivermectin? Do you remember the pandemic? So Joe Rogan can say the N word, but I can't rape a few ladies? Khashoggi. Hundreds of thousands of victims of the numerous ongoing wars in the world at the moment. We'll be talking about the role of Big Pharma and how Big Pharma have been able to influence government policy. Great joke.

What a phenomenal. He's bringing up the top five. have been able to influence government policy. What an amazing juke. Great juke. What a phenomenal, it's like a Heisman trophy. He's bringing up the top five, like big pharma, like, you know, government corruption. Yeah, he's killing it right now. Military industrial complex.

Yeah, he just broke the British government's ankles, you know? Yeah. They're like, oh, fuck. Around the world and how they've been able to evade due liability

and necessary scrutiny. How they've been able to evade due liability and necessary scrutiny, how they've been able to avoid media investigation that perhaps ought be due them. Should be focused on me. And of course, we'll be talking about media corruption and censorship. So please follow me on Rumble because that's the only way that we can... The swan song of every great man. It is a whole other thing. Follow me on Rumble.

You know, I'm starting to think... It's a rapist credo. Follow me on Rumble. I feel like soon Russell Brand will be accused of rape. I would like a new male rape scandal. The only one we ever had was

Terry Crews saying he kicked off a guy who touched his ass. I'm talking about male prison rape style in celebrity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like fucking deliverance rape. Exactly. I do think male prison rape is the funnest thing of all time. It's impossible to not think.

I just have never been that mad at a guy. I know. That's impossible for me to be like, God, I hate this guy. I'm going to fuck him in the ass. That's so impossible for me to be like, God, I hate this guy. I'm gonna fuck him in the ass. Like, that's so impossible for me to imagine.

You know what I mean? It's not raping out of anger. It's horniness. No, they're raping out of anger. No, in prison, it's out of anger.

It's a punishment. Yeah. It's a humiliating punishment because like, also like, a lot of guys won't get debts paid unless they,

like, that's the ultimate threat. It's like, I'm gonna rape you if you don't pay your debt. Yeah, but the first guy, the first guy was probably a little horny.

Oh, for sure. Because there was, like, a beef in prison, and they were like, what are we going to do with the new guy? We can shank him. Two plus two doesn't always equal four, you know what I mean? It's always a cocktail. One guy had to speak up. Yeah.

Like, what's your idea? Shank him? What are we going to do with this guy? And one guy's like, I'll fucking cum in his ass. How about that? I'll fucking... Wait, what did he do? What did he do?

This might sound crazy, but I'll fucking bust in his ass if that's that? Wait, what did he do? What did he do? This might sound crazy, but I'll fucking bust in his ass if that's what we have to do, guys. And they're like, no one wants to. He's like, alright. I'll fuck him. I gotta do it. And he just falls in love. Should we draw straws? Or he's like, no! I got this! I'll take point

on this one, guys. I'll bust. Okay, but the guys that rape men in prison out of anger, how do they get hard? Is it just because they haven't come? I think it'd be far. There's a hole in front of you. They have to also be horny a little bit. I could only, if I was in prison,

it better be an Asian man. They need to be hairless and have no bone structure. At the very least, a Filipino. Where their back kind of looks like a woman's back. They're like, like hairless and like have like no bones. At the very least a Filipino. Where like their back kind of looks like a woman's back. They're like what are

you gonna do the new guy and they're like what is he's like he's a Latin king he's like not my type. I can't do that. What am I supposed to when I come on the

MS-13 sign like you know his back. The 13's too tight. Yeah I don't know I don't know. I don't know. Hey. Crazy world, though.

How about this? You know, BTK's daughter is hot now. Oh, my God. Very good. Yes, Joey. This is crazy. So, BTK's daughter, we did an episode on her about, what, a month ago? And I'm fully convinced, by the way, that so we did a whole bit.

F. Mary Bind. F. Mary Bind. F. Mary Bind. We weren't allowed to post it because we got banned. It got posted late and then nobody really watched it because it was like released at the same time as another one or something. But we had this whole bit about how BTK's daughter, who's trying to get famous on BTK's name, looks exactly like BTK. Like BTK. And we were saying like, you can't have those eyebrows and wear his exact glasses and have that face. And not expect people to just go like, oh, is that BTK?

Like they put a little thick mustache on her. And then people started tagging her in the clip. And I am 100% convinced. Yeah. Oh, wow. And she doesn't have a lot of followers. Like I am 100% convinced. You think the Haywatch podcast influenced BTK's daughter to get her shit together? Yeah, I think she's telling me this and I believe it.

I think she's online all the time because she's obsessed with this shit. Total nerd. Total fucking nerd. And I guarantee you she saw this. And then so if you go back and watch that episode, you'll see she looks exactly like that. She does. And now skip to when she's talking she's done like a whole makeup

she's like the head watch podcast are looking at details in a lot of these wow look at her what a god she's fucking hot hey don't let Russell Brands do this

you know what I'm saying what a glow up hey why is Emily Ratajkowski talking about BTK? Holy shit. Took the glasses off. Got contacts? What do you think? And she did an eyebrow thing, and she's got like a filter and makeup, and sure her hair is different.

Yeah. Good evening, Ashley. This is probably only about a handful of pictures um when i flew into o stage uh they started showing me all of my dad's records uh there's probably about he's got a cool macbook photos that my dad's taken she's hot and it's really important pretty girls have like a hot goth taken by my father she's like a viral dude he did these at hotels he did these in churches that he broke into he did them in our church he did them in my home when we were gone he did them in russell brand's house he actually did one

in my um college dorm room when i was out shopping with my mom what the fuck is btk up to dude 98 you can know good what he's doing what the fuck is that the mummy mummy? BTK wasn't good. No. That's a dead body, John. Why are they playing that on the news? Or maybe it's fake. That was like a gravesite, I think. What the public is not seeing is evidence right now. What the fuck is this? BTK does stuff like this.

Oh, these are dummies that they're reenacting. No, no. These are BTK's pictures, I think. Yeah, but they're dummies. I think they're dummies. No, yeah, but he... They wouldn't show this. No, no, but are BTK's pictures, I think. Yeah, but they're dummies. I think they're dummies. No, yeah, but he... They wouldn't show them. They wouldn't show them. No, no, but I'm saying BTK had dummies. Like, I think he set that up and took the pics.

Oh, okay. How do you get a dummy into a college dorm? He's confined away, dude. He's sneaking in your house. Yeah, how do you get away with all those murders? And you can match them with timeline. And so we're seeing, like in Garber's case. I'm getting horny, dude.

She's also doing like, it's like sexy talk. She's talking sexy. I have to go to the bathroom, guys. The anchor's like, oh, hang on one second, Carrie. The four days she's on the line. They need to talk to you right now. She's like, you're going to come in 30 seconds. I really, I can't believe the glow up on Carrie Rader.

Good for her. Good for her. I'm going to jerk off to that later. I mean, I got like plenty of stuff here, you know. The party never stops, you know. Hell yeah. John, I found the guy that raised you. Hell yeah, dude.

The man that reviews shits. David Busters. raised you the hell yeah dude reviews shits david busters there's a guy that goes around david busters reviewing people shit oh god i text so i'm at this casino and i'm going to use the bathroom i went into the handicap store there's already like somebody mistake yeah and it's all uh next. Also, if this guy looked like anything else, I would be confused. This is what you said what the video was. So I was like, yes. Of course.

Of course it's him. I had a mental image, and that's exactly what he looked like. Yeah, I like how he also said, like, I went into the handicap. So he saw, like, a handicap shit. Like, the shit has crutches. Amazing. This guy kicks ass. And the guy was taking a dump.

And when he was- This is, John, is this- Literally. Is this for your dad? Literally. Dude, no. Well, my, that's where my, my obsession was shit. By the way, we've never admitted what John's dad, like, did, you know, in his career.

I thought we did. We did, but like, we were lying. This is actually- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad and me shit. It's on IMDB. This guy. This is Well, it's like

it's actually like a hereditary thing. It's kind of like that. Yeah, it's like the movie. We're reviewing shit? No, yeah. No, just like telling each other about our shits. All the men in my family

are just like I remember the day I took the biggest shit of my life. I'll be taking a dump and I'll hear like a knock, knock, knock and it's just John going like dude, how's that fucking shit going? No, I literally

He's like how's the first push? I said how's the first push? John texts us every day. He's like, I'm taking a wicked shit right now. Why are you telling us? Because I want you to be happy. I will also let people know what's going on. I'll text you saying I'm fighting for my life right now. If you're already texting us, you'll be like, hey, this is what's

going on. John will hit us up out of nowhere and just be like, hey, guys. Taking a horrific shit. I have friends to this day that I still send photos of my shit too. I've never done that to them because I feel like they would abandon me. I go, brother, you gotta check this one out. And they go, holy shit. That would be less weird than what you already do. There's a lot of shit

I take that look like beached whales. It's crazy. Wow, really? Yeah. Like literally. Wait, John, you're taking a shit and you look at the toilet and you're like, is that me? Yes. Holy shit, is that me? Do you shit and you look at the toilet and you're like Is that me? Yes! Holy shit is that me? Do you try and help it into the water? There's like kids

There's kids throwing buckets of water on it People throwing water on it so it can survive Fire departments there There's been some shits where I've thought like I need to break that up Before it won't go down I've done that probably once or twice. I, I, I. What do you use?

Plunger? You kind of just use the fucking brush. Oh, okay. And you just pray to God. Sure. I had a friend growing up whose sister would shit, like, once every seven days. Was she on Oxygon? No, she was young.

We were kids. Interesting. And it was, like, one time the whole family was like, you gotta come see this. And it was, it looked like a basketball. We were kids. Interesting. And it was like one time the whole family was like, you got to come see this. And it was, it looked like a basketball. It was the. Wow. Like, I don't know how it came out of a human body. So was it a swirl or was it a solid one?

Solid. It was just like a ball, dude. And his dad took like, he took like an ice pick to it. We all watched. Like, we all watched like it was like a a guy doing an operation in the 1920s. Going to the gallery. I will start with my first incision here. It's like the first ever open heart surgery.

A bunch of people watched. It was like the Nick. Called him Clive Owen. Dr. John Thackeray is on the case. He broke it up and then he flushed it. And then he did the most insane thing where we were like, oh, it's so gross. He goes, no, the water's clean. I swear to God.

And I've said this on a podcast before, but he took a ladle. Shut the fuck up. Into the toilet bowl and then drank the water to prove that it was good, clean water. It's a hundred kicks ass, dude. Which has never been the case. Toilet bowl water's not clean.

No, the tank is clean. Kind of, maybe. He made a ton of bricks years later. I was like, he straight up just drank his daughter's shit residue. That rocks. Your friend's dad is Tom Pearl. What the fuck? That's probably

like a ladle. Has he been arrested or anything? Do you know? Have you checked? I don't think so. That's deranged behavior. Yeah, yeah. What? I know.

Why did he do that? I don't know why it was so... To prove what? I don't know. What was the proving point there? To kind of prove that it was gone, I guess. I don't... Dude, I...

That's so cool. It might have been like a good day. He might have been trying to be like a... Like he's like a retarded guy, obviously. Yeah. But he was like trying to... He was like trying to prove... He was trying to make his daughter feel better because maybe everyone was laughing at the giant shit.

So he's like, no, look, it's not that gross. What is the last thing a daughter wants to feel better? It's like my dad to drink my shit water in front of all my friends. She goes back to her room and she puts her hands behind her head on the pillow and she smiles. She's like to her room and she puts her hands behind her head on the pillow and she's like smiling. She's like, my dad's so great. Well, it must be pretty brutal

for a daughter to watch her dad drink shit water and then have to read him green eggs in hand. That's not fun. I can't believe that. I am. That's the most insane story

I've ever heard in my life. That's crazy. Besides a number of other stories that you have and we'll only tell them on the Patreon. We should do a Patreon. For another time,

but you killed an old man in the woods because he wouldn't let you skateboard in his tracks. Patreon.com. I didn't kill a man. It's beyond the statute of limitations.

No, I don't think it is. There's no statute of limitations on murder. Really? Patreon.com slash AWatch Podcast. Connor killed an old man in the woods. So this is the public then, officially. You never know,com slash HeyWatchPodcast. Connor killed an old man in the woods in Tujunga.

So this is the public then, officially. You never know, but yeah, probably. Yeah. But anyways, we gotta see what we can get away with here.

Yeah, we gotta push past the water. I don't really know if talking, I think it's, we've been like, we've been fucked with because of like,

violent clips and stuff. We didn't really watch any violent stuff today. I don't think this has been bannable, I just think that we've been saying such insane stuff that for our own good, perhaps we should hide

it by the paywall. Like me? Yeah. Doing an obvious joke? I don't, I mean... Obvious joke. It's obvious to me and it's obvious to everybody who knows you because we know you're the sweetest boy in town. Yeah. Well, what's gonna happen? Nobody's out there. There's no one

to say anything. No one's out there. I don't think rape accusers are going to surface. I just don't know. This is what I'll tell the judge. They heard it through the grapevine. Very good. No, I think it's fine. It's actually funny.

It's fine. It's ridiculous. It's so funny. Hey, watch Lemon Party every episode. There's not a single episode where there isn't something that's like, oh, fuck. This whole idea that we're like,

well, that should go behind. That's a little crazy. They're all completely insane. We are absolute retards. We've said every single thing. I are absolute retards. We've said every single thing. I never worry about myself. I'll say the worst thing ever and I'll just be like

I don't care. You called in bomb threats to your job. Literally to your job. You got fired for calling in bomb threats. Yeah, it's incredible. I like how I just told a shit story and you're like, yeah, and you calling bomb threats and I said the craziest thing you've

ever heard. You did kill an old man in the woods. It wasn't the woods. Jesus Christ, it was a barren, it was like a desert. It was a trailer park in Sunland. It was a crack house in Sun Valley. Do you want to tell it here?

No, I know. No, we'll tell them later. Patreon only. Also didn't kill a man. That's not true. No, not at all. No, he didn't kill a man. He passed away.

He died of natural causes weeks later. He was going to die anyways, regardless of the vicious beating in the woods. Look, the stroke he had the next day had nothing to do with us. We make it sound like Connor walked into his nursing home with a pillow. No, it was actually worse in a way. He deserved it. He deserved it. By the way, hey, I'll put some of the heat back on me.

Last week, I confessed to being part of a dirty Filipino crime ring. That's true. We have some video of that. And I mentioned that at some point we awarded the top Filipino with a smartphone. The top Filipino. Manny Pacquiao worked at the call center? The top Pinoy. Filipinos. Manny Pacquiao worked at the call center?

The top Pinoy. Odd fact, the Filipinos, another award that we'd give them is we'd pay for karaoke nights at a weird pool. They're really good singers. And they, every single one of them requested a Manny Pacquiao's

wife impersonator. Wow. Are you talking about the Pinoy pit that we went to? No, no, no. Filipinos. Karaoke's huge for Filipinos in general. We did karaoke at that Filipino bar one time. Yeah, so it's just a huge part of their culture. But anyways, they would always say like, hey, Mr.

Jory, could we also please give me extra money so we could hire this Manny Pacquiao's wife impersonator? And it was odd. That's insane. It was weird. But but my point is so i confessed to being part of this dirty oh wow you uploaded youtube oh and this so this is the award ceremony that we made them do and by the way i am not proud of this wait this is your this is your company yeah wow they look like they're offshore on a boat yeah this looks like the uh this looks like the titan

submersible. Look at all the clocks on the wall. They've got every time zone because they're just scanning people all over the world. Look at them. They've been eating duck fetuses smothered in maple syrup all day. I worked at a moving company in New York and we had outsourced work to the Philippines.

For our job on like the weekly calendar like schedule it was like all the jobs and then there's a thing called pbx which was penalty box and it was just a public shaming that's all it was is you like you get banned from work for like a week no one ever gets fired but it would be like your name on pbx and why you did it and it was just like none of our none of our business there's one guy one time who took a shit in a client's apartment and flooded the toilet. And there was a cat in the bathroom. So the description

was like, PJ's on PBX for taking a fat, nasty shit in the client's bathroom and getting shit and piss water all over the client's cat. It's like a dunce cap. Yes, it's insane. And one time he put the Filipinos on PBX. We don't know them. They live in the Philippines.

It's truly the most insane thing ever. And then I open it up and it's their names on PBX. And it just says, for fucking my shit up big time right now. I think we had the same boss. It was insane. I was like, I don't know who Seagreen is. Like, why do I have to see this? Wow.

For fucking my shit up big time so i forgot this chick's name but she was a she used to be a fucking rock star she was like 10 times above the second place person in terms of sales and she was the hottest chick this one in the blue yeah i thought you meant the the sweetheart no no so the pink The sweetheart is like the manager of the crew. Look at that. Matty Rat worked for them for a while too. By the way, that guy in the back.

Those are like two gay guys and a trans lady. Hell yeah, dude. Okay. But so anyways, here's what, you know,

they did for the... I'm going for being the best agent of this segment. What song is this? Father John Misty. for being the best agent of this time. What song is this? Father John Mischie. I would like to thank this opportunity to say thank you to the floor.

By the way, I had it backwards. Holy shit. Oh my God, dude. By the way, I had it backwards. The hot chick was the manager. The other one was the top agent. Oh, my God. Rewind that, Debbie. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. And for this wonderful gift, I try my best to leave the car and everything. Thank you. Look at the reluctant clapping. They seem pretty happy. Yeah, they actually, that seemed like a nice day. I feel like you made their day with that phone. That's more of a testament to the culture in the Philippines. They're just like the happiest little.

Incredibly jolly people. They're jolly. They're just fun, and they're always a good dude. I mean, Filipino friend, growing up, if you went to their house to drink, it was always the best time. I never had that. The parents were always the coolest. Yeah, they're cool. Filipinos kick ass. They're like islanders. Their food grosses me out.

Islanders in general. The little egg rolls are good. I don't like a single thing on a Filipino menu. What kind of egg rolls do they make? They make little tiny egg rolls. But there's always something weird with it. You're like, is this bubble gum? What the fuck is this?

What is going on? You can't swallow bubble gum. I've heard people die on the hill that their fried chicken at Jollibee is actually for It's really fucking good. Yeah, but that's not them. They season it their own way. Fried chicken's a thing. Yeah.

Yeah, and spaghetti too. Spaghetti's a thing too. It's not them. Right, right, right.. Fried chicken's a thing. Spaghetti's a thing too. Right, right, right. That's a good point. They did all the other extra shit. Whatever that is. It's like when Koreans try to take credit for chicken wings or grilled fucking meat. I hate people who are like, yeah, barbecue's us. I'm like, what? I've said this before and I'll say it again.

Every culture likes to think they were the first people to put beef over a flame. And then they call it like, what? I've said this before and I'll say it again. Every culture likes to think they were the first people to put beef over a flame. And then they call it like, they call Korean, Japanese barbecue, Korean barbecue, Brazilian barbecue. It's a cow. It's a cow and you put it over fire. To be honest, the most unique meat is from the Irish and it's corned beef. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah.

That's probably the most inventive, original kind of meat. It's true. Beef wellington. But that's all dressed up. No, but that's like a thing. Beef wellington. There's bread in it. It's just a steak covered in bread. It's just a Beef Wellington? But that's all dressed up. No, but that's like a thing. Beef Wellington's... There's bread in it. It's just a steak

with bread. But they slow roast it. But it's still just meat. No, but corned beef, the type of beef is like to preserve it. It was initially made to preserve the meat

for as long as possible and it turned out to be this amazing type of meat. And beef jerky, maybe. Beef jerky? I don't like paying... I don't like the price of beef jerky.

I don't want to pay $13 for paralyzed steak. I didn't realize. Okay, if I'm a million-dollar baby steak that I'm eating $13 out of a bag. It was made out of necessity, too. It's like, oh, this meat's going to go bad. Let's just fucking do what we can to keep it good to eat. I made beef jerky one time, and there's so much meat in that bag. It shrinks so much. That's why it costs so much. And made beef jerky one time and like, there's so much meat in that bag. I love beef jerky.

It shrinks so much. That's why it costs so much. And then I was like, okay, whatever. I happen to love beef jerky. It's almost like steak price. It's steak prices and I'm like,

I'd rather have a ribeye. I could have a ribeye for 13 bucks. And I would be more full. For sure. It shrinks down so much and I'm like, I can eat a whole bag

of beef jerky. Exactly. I don't feel any bullshit. I'm just saying. Beef jerky's great. Fuck you. Beef jerky's great. Fuck you. Hey, kill the messenger. Beef jerky's great, I'm just saying what it is. Beef jerky's great. Fuck you.

Hey, kill the messenger. Beef jerky's great, but at the same time, go fuck yourself. Yeah, suck me off. I'm going to kill you. Listen. He's coming for your spot. Yeah, he's coming for me. The second I made the beef jerky argument, I knew I fucked up.

He's coming for your spot. You need to feel nervous. He's killed somebody before. I know, dude. He ever felt scared that he could kill you? He killed an old man who was in much worse shape. You're in much worse shape than that guy was. I don't know about that because I know the story.

You know what's funny about the guy whose house it was? Jack. What? Was the guy's name Jack or something? No. Also, how dare you? I love that story. It's my favorite fucking story.

I want to know why you had so much confidence in knowing this guy's name I've told that story like 15 times to other people since he told it to me that one time it's one of my favorite stories of all time probably over time it gets muddied anyway the guy whose house it was my friend he moved to the Philippines

to manage a call center and got married to a woman in the call center that's a common story these guys like lonely internet marketing guys will meet a Filipino and then go to manage a call center and got married to a woman in the call center. That's a common story. These guys, lonely internet marketing guys, will meet a Filipino and then go like, fuck it. Mail order bride sort of thing. They moved to New York.

Those chicks that I just showed you, by the way, would hit me up in private messages and obviously just be like, oh, it's a rich white guy trying to seduce me. Do you remember when, Joey, we got picked up at that guy's house one time in an Uber at like 5 a.m. and he had like a Dodge Chrysler,

like Pimp My Ride style. He's this weird white guy, he's an older white guy, and he's driving us home. You were hammered, but like... Where were we leaving? A comedian's house. Robbie Goodwin. Yeah.

No, actually, I think it was. We just keep name-dropping people. leaving? A comedian's house. Robbie Goodwin. Yeah. Yeah. No, actually, I think it was. I just thought we just keep name dropping people. I was trying to avoid. I don't say anything bad. I love Robbie. I know. I'm just trying to avoid all the name drops on the show.

You mentioned the other guy's name. You're acting like he's fucking Brad Pitt. No, I'm saying you mentioned the other. Dude, I also love Robbie. Go on. I do love Robbie. Go. I love Robbie too.

We were leaving Robbie's house At like 5am Or his apartment At like 5am Yeah We got an Uber And we're in the backseat Of this guy's Uber And he has a

Um He has a picture He has like a Like a What is it called When you would take a picture Into the thing Polaroid

Polaroid He had a Polaroid picture Taped to his dash Of like this like Very attractive Like Filipino woman And and her family. But she's like this and her tits are out and everything.

Oh, fuck, now I do remember. And he's driving us and I'm drunk and I'm like, nice pick. I'm like, is that your family? I'm like, what the hell is that? You're like a white, old white guy. What is this? Are you like an albino Filipino?

And he goes, no, dude, that's my fucking girlfriend, dude. He's like, oh, she's so, he literally, this is the minute, this is the first thing he said, dude, that's my fucking girlfriend, dude. He's like, oh, she's so... He literally, this is the minute, this is the first thing he said, he goes, oh, she's so fucking hot. As he pulls out, and I'm like, oh my god, thank god this is a short ride. Yeah. We start driving,

he's like, she's so fucking hot, dude. She's so fucking hot. She's like, she's coming out here to live with me soon, but she's bringing her whole fucking family. Oh my god. Her whole family's gotta come, so I'm like fucking saving up money, I'm doing this to like save up money, but she's bringing her whole fucking family. Oh my God. Her whole family's got to come. So I'm like fucking saving up money. I'm doing this to like save up money

because I got to feed the whole fucking family. But he kept going like, she's so, and then he literally pulled it out from like, he had like rubber bands like holding it.

He pulled it out from the rubber. It was literally like collateral where he has like his happy place. Like he has the island. He pulled it out and he hands me the picture and I go, yeah. I go, she's hot.

And he's like, yeah, she's fucking hot. And he grabs it back for me. He's like, jerk off to her right now. Prove how hot you think she is. He was doing it. He was like definitely trying to get Devin to be like, I would like to have sex with you. Yeah, he was going to tribute the picture. Why don't you leave a little gift on that thing before you give it back?

Give your love to yours. No, it was like a gypsy curse. He was trying to pass off a Filipino family to you. That's what was happening. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. She made him do that, though. He goes, if you say she's fucking hot, then that family's yours, dude.

You said she was fucking hot already. It was something that happens with guys that wear like affliction t-shirts. They're like sweaters, and they all fuck Filipino women. They are. The Cookie Monster hat so it was a bizarre ride and you were just like like in the back like laughing and i kept i kept like the funniest thing in the world having to talk to him about his hot ass wife but he kept he kept talking about how how like how angry he was at the family and he's like he literally at one goes, you know them, they're all so fucking poor. We were getting driven around

by like a classist, horny cuck. Could you imagine being that horny? I know, dude. That you'll support an entire family for pussy.

A whole family, because she was hot. How old was he? Loneliness is powerful. Dude, he was like 50s. Yeah, you get up there and you're just like, fuck it.

Well, that's all of it. Yeah, I mean, all my dad's friends that sucked ass with women and shit, they all broke up with their American women where they talk, I understand what they're saying, it's annoying. They all get with these foreign people. Being with a foreigner

is like being with a sex... My uncle has a girlfriend down in Columbia. He goes down there and he takes care of the whole family. Because to an American man, it's like you're dating a sexy retard. You don't care. You don't hear the nagging. The nagging is just kind of beautiful. It's just like,

I do like the idea that if you understand the language, you're like, what is she, retarded? But yeah, wild ride. You remember that, actually? Yeah, I do. Man. I do, or I remember you telling me about it, because I have a pretty good memory of that. Of that happening? Yeah, I do. Man. I do, or I remember you telling me about it, because I have, like, a pretty good memory of that.

Of that happening? Yeah, yeah. You were in the backseat with me, but yeah. I had an Uber driver in New York one time, and I get in the car, and he has a giant iPad, like, over, like, the main console. Yeah. Uber drivers in New York, by the way, have, like, they do all sorts of, like, do-it-yourself, like, tech. They'll also never talk to you, which is

the best. That's great. They'll talk to their entire family on speakerphone. Yeah, on their Bluetooth. Which I prefer that. I'm like, it's also, dude, this might sound racist, but every Middle Eastern Uber driver I've ever had, they're screaming on the phone. And I'm like, do you guys like each other? It's an angry language.

It's insane. I'm like, is this a fun conversation? I think they just don't understand how microphones work. It's like your mouth is right by you. You can talk at a reasonable volume. Well, because they're used to bombs going off. And they're speaking over the sound of war. Exactly.

Yes, Connor, yes. But I, yeah, sorry, my bad, dude. I get in the car. Do the Jack Nicholson. The GIF. I get into the Uber, and there's an iPad, and he looks back at me and goes, Hey, man, do you mind if I watch Spider-Man 2?

While driving? While driving. And I was like, it was so funny to me, because it wasn't just like, do you mind if I watch TV while I drive you home? He said the movie. Are you okay with Spider-Man 2, or do you have an actual input?

I was like, I'm a Spider-Man 1 kind of guy personally. He's like, is it Tobey Maguire? Or is it? Are you an Andrew Garfield guy? He's like, listen man, do you mind Spider-Man?

He goes, listen man, the towers aren't in Spider-Man 2. They removed them. Are you okay with that? And we drove me home and he was laughing out loud the entire time.

Wow. Like watching Spider-Man 2 and being like, ha ha ha. I was like, I'm going to die in this. Just a deranged man. Insane, yeah.

That worries me sick. Every Uber driver in New York has their own. Remember, I got an Uber driver in New York coming from JFK to go see Connor. Had the worst day of my life flying. We had to be backtracked to like, we were sent to Pittsburgh. I was on the runway in Pittsburgh for like three hours.

There was a storm. Finally got there like 10 hours later. Connor's like, all right, we're getting food. I'm like, yeah, it should be like 45 minutes. I'm in the Uber now. It's a guy. It's an Indian dude in his Tesla. We're leaving.

He goes, I just have to charge real quick. Oh, no, dude. I go, excuse me. I take my, what was that? He goes, I just have to charge real quick. Oh, no, dude. I go, excuse me. I take my, what was that? He goes, I have to charge car. I go, are you fucking kidding me? He drives me to a fucking road stop. It looked like a place where the Sopranos kill somebody,

like a gas station or something. Under a turnpike. We drive to some turnpike gas station, and he drives to the, he kept talking about the wonders of Tesla and how amazing the, and I'm like,

I'm like, do you really have to do that? He goes, he goes, I just, it should be, I have only a 45 and then once I get to Brooklyn

it might be hard. And I'm like, well, okay, God damn it. I don't want to be that guy that like lands in New York and I'm already like racist,

you know? Yeah. After like 10 cancellations too, I'm already like racist, you know? Yeah. After like 10 cancellations too. I would have been like, fuck you. No. I know, dude. I know. I said, I tried to fight a little bit and then I was just like, it's happening.

I'm already in the fucking, he only said it when we were on the fucking like highway. Whatever they call it out there. So we pull off and he drives around the thing. It's all packed. So he goes, oh, he goes, oh, it looks crowded. And I go, yeah, it looks like we're going to have to just go. He drives around another time. He refuses to listen to me.

He drives around another time, and I go, what, do you think somebody left in five seconds? I go, we got to go, buddy. You'll charge it in Brooklyn. He goes, I guess you we gotta go, buddy. Like you'll charge it in Brooklyn. He goes, I guess you're right. He like changed. He acted like, he just, he was just trying to like do it easier for him, but he knew he could charge in Brooklyn. Oh, for sure. He wanted you to be a pushover and just be like, okay, sir, like I'll wait. But then like, if he gave a little resistance,

he's like, okay, all right. You got me. Yeah. You got me. Yeah. Oh my God. It was insane. I've I couldn't believe like, I felt so bad for you, man. He must do that to, you got me. It was insane. I couldn't believe. I felt so bad for you, man. He must do that to people all the time. It must be cheaper there than Brooklyn. If you Uber in a Tesla, if you're doing Uber in your Tesla, imagine how many people you infuriate.

You pick them up and you have 13% battery and you go, I have to charge? Also, how fast do they charge? I think it's 20 minutes, honestly. It's a long fucking time. It's not like getting gas. It's fucking insane. Also, it's on the drivers to have gas in

their car or have it charged. Right. Exactly. I said, I go, why didn't you charge it before you got me? And I looked over and I'm like, you have like 60% battery. Seriously? You have plenty of range. You're just being a fucking asshole. He was trying to get paid for charging his shit.

Yeah, 10 cents a minute. Yeah, the minute by Uber, huh? Yeah, yeah. He had a bonus to unlock or some shit. That motherfucker. Oh, my God. Anyway, New York's a great city, but the Uber drive. I actually love, my favorite thing in New York is the Ubers.

Because it's always a wild ride. It's always different. They're always fascinating and weird and different. They have their own systems. The guy's playing Xbox up front or he's got like, he's like hooked up his like own system. There's like a humidifier in the fucking car.

So many Ubers also have like trivia. Like they have iPads in the back of the seats. You can play trivia while you're in. I had an Uber driver in New York City pick me up and he started playing Don't Stop Believing as max out volume and then what he did as an additional treat

was he went to the light on the top and he just kept turning it on and off. Like a little light show. Like a light show? Like just the regular white light? Yes. Oh, it wasn't even like a crazy light? No, it was his light, the dome light in the car. And he did it for the whole ride.

No, every Uber in New York is cash cab, but there's no money prize. That's all it is. Yeah, they'll have like a, I got in one where he had like a Squarespace thing set up, and it's an Uber, but he was like, it said like if you want a tip. And you know, you tip on Uber, but he was like, it said if you want a tip. And you tip on Uber, but he had like indie tips as well, like thinking that people could just like, you know.

Incredible. What a city. Shame on these guys. You miss it? Yeah, no. I feel like I just... You feel like you're still visiting, right? Yeah, kind of. It's only been like three weeks.

I went with the old king of Glendora here to... Glendora? You don't know about this? Oh, right. Yeah, you won the open mic in Glendora. That's right. I forgot about that. The king of...

What a deep cut. Oh my God. That was like six years ago. Maybe more. Yeah. Yeah. No, I went to a show with him and it was just like, there was like who's that autistic wrestler comic with the cauliflower ears?

What? No, I don't know who you're talking about. He was autistic and he was like hanging out and he was like you don't want to talk, Danny! Oh, Glendora! I think I saw him at the show on Thursday. Oh, no, no, no. What was his name? Danny, the Orange County guy. Oh, God. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter it doesn't matter but anyways it was like masterson it was a weird mic contest where they had like a velvet robe and a crown and whoever was the funniest guy according to like the bartender or something they put the crown on you in this big robe that's right and then And then so our running joke was he won. Connor won. So I'm like, oh, the king of Glendora. But so anyways, no, we went to a show, Noah Finling show. Yeah.

Why did I first bring this up? Do you remember? I don't know. We don't know why you did it. No one knows what's going on in your mind. Why did we bring this up? It's crazy. No, you segwayed me.

You segwayed me. I don't think he did. No, it was New York. We talked about New York and then this. Oh, yeah, New York. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. John, are you passing

your long COVID along? Yeah, I think Joey, all those rides he's shared with me has just made him dumber and dumber. Joey, it'll come to him. Hold on. Let's try to remember.

Goofs, don't light on and off. It wasn't Goofs. It'll come to him. Hold on. Let's try to remember. I wasn't goof. It wasn't cash tab. King of Glendora, did you see this guy at this new show? It was right before that. By the way, I went to his comedy show with the King of Glendora. That's all that was. And I was talking about New York Uber drivers.

Maybe I was just going to say Connor was very funny at the show. Yeah. But so yeah, Connor McNutt, 420 Naughty Boy, new legendary cast member of the Hey Watch podcast. We'll wrap it up with that incredible story. I apologize

about that. I would like to apologize about that. I thought it was great. I liked the story a lot. I thought it was good. No, it was very complimentary. I'm just trying to boost my pal. He crushed. It was fuck. Oh, he had the best joke ever. My new favorite joke of all time. I won't do the joke, but... No, I want you to do the joke.

How about you do the joke? Connor's joke? It's a Mission Impossible kind of spy boy. It's a great joke. Yeah, yeah. And it's about how Tom Cruise is clearly just suicidal. Because of all the stunts. Exactly.

And then Connor goes like, and he's just suicidal. Because of all the stunts. Exactly. And then Connor goes like, and he's just bored. He just fucking got Alec Baldwin to be in a Mission Impossible movie. I regret letting you tell the joke. That's actually bad, yeah. How do you set the punchline?

Get premise though. The new punchline is I go, you should bring Joey out on stage to finish the joke. I was laughing hard in the audience. I go, the stunts have to get crazier. For the next movie, Tom Cruise is going to be like, well, this next stunt, we need Alec Baldwin. And they're like, well, he's not working, sir.

And he's like, well, give me the prop guy. I want the prop guy. That's good. Anyway, thanks, Joey. That's awesome. You never want to set somebody up to do their stand-up. I just said I'm not going to say it.

I said that I'm not going to say it, and then Connor's like, no, I want you to say it. I didn't need to butcher it that bad. He was trying to go along with it. I was just trying to do a quick, like, hey, Connor's really funny at stand-up, and now he totally backfired. He seems like he's not funny at stand-up. But he killed an old man.

Incredible. Even ODT was bombing. Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Not my joke. You're right.

The joke stinks. I'm kidding. No, it was very funny. I butchered that. Connor McNutt, 420 naughty boy on Instagram and Twitter, right? Same thing on Twitter? Or what's on Twitter? Just Connor McNaught. Connor McNaught on Twitter.

Joey R. LaFleur on Instagram. John Badman on Instagram. Hate Watch Pod. Patreon is called patreon.com slash hatewatchpod. Podcast! No, it's pod. I had to tell them it's wrong. No, no, podcast! There we go. It's youtube.com slash hatewatchpod.

Yeah, okay. Fucking. You're right. There we go. YouTube. It's youtube.com slash hatewatchpod. Yeah, okay. Because fucking Richie made it. Hey, Gaines, how about a uniformated convention, too? No, I'm kidding. I love Richie so much. I love Richie to death. I think we'll see him later tonight.

But yeah, that was one of those things where it was, you know, whatever, just a mix-up. A little mix-up. It doesn't really matter. Just type in hate watch on anything. It gives a shit. You're already watching this. I don't even know why people promote things. You're already watching it.

Well, this isn't Patreon. I know. I'm saying when people watch this, I don't even know why people promote things publicly. They plug the thing that they're doing. You're on your YouTube. You go, check out YouTube. They're watching it on YouTube. We have to stop this. I know.

Anyway, God bless you all. Good night. Russell Brand, hey, I mean, I think he's, I think he's done good work.

Yeah, very good, Devin. No, no, hold on. And listen, if anything happens with me, because, listen, there's some, there's people out there, because, listen, there's some...

I'm leaving. There's people out there. Watch out. There's people out there talking. You got to piss? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Turn it off, Debbie.

That was good.